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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's making matches obsolete. With fire

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Speaker 1: in a can, a sixteen ounce aluminum can ready to

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Speaker 1: burst into flame. Oh, just open the tab and pour

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Speaker 1: liquid fire over birthday candles onto a raw steak to

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Speaker 1: cook it camping.

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Speaker 2: Don't knock display in the store can.

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Speaker 1: I was poured directly into your mouth for that warm

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Speaker 1: fire to enjoy. With laser stories, gonna warm up my

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Speaker 1: coffee real quick. The segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 1: we've got a laser. Those other lame flames just don't

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Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of laser stories. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't have a place.

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Speaker 2: For this, Okay.

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Speaker 1: I was like, Yeah, thirty year old Lillian Goodson was

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Speaker 1: flying from the United States to Australia to make her

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Speaker 1: dream come true and finally, after so many years, ten

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Speaker 1: to clown school.

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Speaker 2: It's really funny if I told you that my husband

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Speaker 2: actually thought about going to clown school, like it was

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Speaker 2: like down between a regular college and a clown university

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Speaker 2: in Florida.

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Speaker 1: It would be a perfect clown Can everybody agree on

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Speaker 1: who crushed his clown dreams? Then? Yeah, just one problem

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Speaker 1: When Lilian touched down in Sydney, she had to go

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Speaker 1: through customs, and apparently Lilian totally forgot that she had

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Speaker 1: a twenty four carrot gold plated pistol in her bag. Pistol.

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Speaker 2: Some people do a flower, I pull out a gun.

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Speaker 1: She told security she'd completely forgotten about it, but that

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Speaker 1: was a lie, because a quick review of Lilian's phone

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Speaker 1: showed she had searched online can I have a gun

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Speaker 1: in my suitcakes? Unrelated guns? I missed, gum chewing gum well,

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Speaker 1: possibly even more incriminating, she also had a set calendar

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Speaker 1: reminder that read, don't forget to put gun in suitcase.

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Speaker 1: What are we gonna say for this one? Well, that's

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Speaker 1: when she quickly changed her story and said the only

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Speaker 1: reason she brought it was because she needed protection during

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Speaker 1: clown school.

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Speaker 2: I've heard it be pretty dangerous, scary, that is true.

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Speaker 1: An evil clown or is an happy clown.

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Speaker 2: You never get to know where you're gonna get hit

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Speaker 2: with water by a flower.

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Speaker 1: Lilian added that she was actually scared of shooting it

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Speaker 1: and was hoping just flashing it around would be enough

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Speaker 1: to scare off other wannabe clowns. It's only limited space

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Speaker 1: in the school.

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Speaker 2: Why not use a fake gun if that.

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Speaker 1: Didn't work, She told officers she only planned a pistol

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Speaker 1: whip people with it, not shoot anyone. Well, that's still

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Speaker 1: a lot of damage regardless. Australia has very strict firearms rules,

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Speaker 1: so she'll serve a twelve month jail term, with four

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Speaker 1: months being served in full time custodies.

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Speaker 2: That pistol whip excuse worked in three states. Back to

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Speaker 2: the time.

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Speaker 1: She's starting off sad clown in her clown. This next

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Speaker 1: laser story is out of New York. A seventy six

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Speaker 1: year old retired woman named Beta Coory once had personalized

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Speaker 1: license plates that paid tribute to Star Trek. They were

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Speaker 1: NCC DASH seventeen oh one, which is the serial number

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Speaker 1: of the USS Enterprise starship.

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Speaker 2: I just see N seventeen I know I heard that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but that was a while ago though. She stopped

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Speaker 1: driving in twenty nineteen when she surrendered her license and

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Speaker 1: sold her car. But here's the interesting thing. Recently, she's

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Speaker 1: been getting tons of traffic tickets in the mail from

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Speaker 1: all over the country for all kinds of stuff, running

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Speaker 1: red lights, speeding, parking violations, and easy pass tolls.

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Speaker 2: Hey, nobody get tampering. Yeah, she doesn't drive, how that

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Speaker 2: could be?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how's that happening? The problem is there's fake novelty

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Speaker 1: star Trek plates that are being sold online with her

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Speaker 1: old plate number mcc dash seventeen oh one. What are

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Speaker 1: the people are putting them on their vehicles and it's

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Speaker 1: tricking traffic cameras and parking enforcement.

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Speaker 2: Hey, real trekkies would never break the law like that.

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Speaker 1: Yes, so what can she do? The New York DMV

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Speaker 1: says it's not their problem because nothing in their system

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Speaker 1: connects beta to her former plate. It's up to each

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Speaker 1: state to update their systems individually, So Bida has to

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Speaker 1: call all fifty and try to get her old plate

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Speaker 1: out of their computers.

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Speaker 2: Hey, you about the jo juhn. I mean, that's gonna

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Speaker 2: maybe be the death of her.

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Speaker 1: That sounds terrible, But the infractions keep coming in the mail,

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Speaker 1: totaling tens of thousands of dollars, and she's worried the

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Speaker 1: fines could go to collections and screw up her credit. Fortunately,

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Speaker 1: now that the story's going viral, several lawmakers and pro

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Speaker 1: bono lawyers have pledged to help her out.

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Speaker 2: Oh let's go now, they want to help brow.

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Speaker 1: His next lazer stories out of Asia. Researchers at City

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Speaker 1: University of Hong Kong say they just developed away for

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Speaker 1: TV viewers to finally taste what they're watching. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: we all thought of this. Crazy scientists unveil the lollipop

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Speaker 1: shaped device capable of delivering different flavors that works with

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Speaker 1: VR headsets. Me, it's a lollipop. The lollipop is embedded

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Speaker 1: with small gel packets derived from red algae can. They

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Speaker 1: contain different flavor chemicals for sugar, salt, citric acid, cherry, passion, fruit,

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Speaker 1: green tea, milk, durian and grapefruit. When the gel packets

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Speaker 1: are stimulated by an electric current, the chemicals rise to

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Speaker 1: the surface and mix with the user saliva.

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Speaker 2: Mouth wide open.

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Speaker 1: He really looks like he's putting it all behind him.

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Speaker 2: That's a problem with tasting TV. It's not all gonna

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Speaker 2: taste good. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: When it happens, it produces a taste sensation that matches

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Speaker 1: the virtual world experience, So you can taste everything from

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Speaker 1: fruit flavors to savory dishes. I got bad reception. I

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Speaker 1: just taste static. Yeah, my cables out taste like gray.

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Speaker 1: If you thought that was crazy. The creators added that

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Speaker 1: being able to taste products from commercials before we purchase

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Speaker 1: will change the way we shop for free. I think

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Speaker 1: about that this next Lazer stories out of Holiday Headquarters.

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Speaker 1: We're two weeks away from Christmas? Have you bought any

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Speaker 1: candy canes?

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Speaker 2: Yet?

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Speaker 1: Better question will they be eaten? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Wait, I did buy candy canes.

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Speaker 1: I got four of them. I've already moved on to

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Speaker 1: the question will they be eaten?

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Speaker 2: Already?

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Speaker 1: A pole By Brocks found candy canes are definitely a tradition.

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Speaker 1: Ninety percent of people agree with that, but we're now

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Speaker 1: more likely to use them as decorations rather than food.

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Speaker 1: My first instinct was like, yeah, I still use them,

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Speaker 1: but it's like cute on a Christmas tree. There's sixty

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Speaker 1: percent use candy canes as decor thirty eight percent sometimes

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Speaker 1: eat them as a tree. But overall, America's pro candy

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Speaker 1: cane though eighty percent feel nostalgia for them, Seventy seven

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Speaker 1: percent would describe them as refreshing, and seventy five percent

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Speaker 1: would even say delicious And they're so.

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Speaker 2: Fun to suck on. Where the plastics keeps it the

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Speaker 2: same size and then the middle of it gets smaller.

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Speaker 1: How many times have you accidentally eaten a little piece

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Speaker 1: of plastic?

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Speaker 2: I feel teeth. You get to scooch the plastic down,

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Speaker 2: and then there's that ridge.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you gott to warm it up, actually, and then

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Speaker 1: you hit.

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Speaker 2: Us so satisfying, it's too complicated to eat.

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Speaker 1: Just over half of people said peppermint is their preferred

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Speaker 1: holiday flavor. The next most popular one is possome. I'm

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Speaker 1: just kidding, but last as a joke. But with so

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Speaker 1: many options now everyone does have a unique holiday favorite.

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Speaker 1: This guy's is swamp pickle. He's just enjoying a swamp

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Speaker 1: pickle candy cane right now. That's just sounding's Laser Stories

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Speaker 1: has come to an end for the day. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: do it at the same

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Speaker 2: Time on Friday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.