WEBVTT - Sarah Sherman, Our Close Friend Again 0:00:04.040 --> 0:00:09.879 Sarah, I hate that you're here. 0:00:11.360 --> 0:00:16.840 I hate that you're here. I love seeing you. I'm 0:00:16.880 --> 0:00:18.280 always happy to see you. 0:00:18.640 --> 0:00:22.560 But I hate that you're here right now, Sarah, because 0:00:22.600 --> 0:00:25.920 you know what it means. Hey, it means season fifty 0:00:25.920 --> 0:00:28.720 one is really over one. 0:00:29.880 --> 0:00:33.240 I feel a little differently about it, which is I 0:00:33.280 --> 0:00:34.240 love that you're here. 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:37.479 Oh, I hate that you's here. I love seeing it. 0:00:37.600 --> 0:00:42.879 I also hate that you're here. Yeah, I can't believe 0:00:42.960 --> 0:00:46.479 we lost fifty one. Fifty one call we just do 0:00:46.640 --> 0:00:47.680 fifty one again. 0:00:48.240 --> 0:00:51.920 Guys, another season is passing by without me creating yet 0:00:51.960 --> 0:00:56.360 again a famous, recurring, hilarious character. 0:00:56.640 --> 0:00:58.360 Oh, come on, don't. 0:00:58.360 --> 0:01:02.320 Yeah, no, no, I think it's good to talk about it. 0:01:02.480 --> 0:01:12.240 No, you've got such a great character. She's surprised, and 0:01:12.280 --> 0:01:16.960 that's my character. She's surprised somebody's acting straight. 0:01:17.800 --> 0:01:19.360 But it's on us a little bit. 0:01:21.080 --> 0:01:25.920 Ready, ready, I got it what I mean. 0:01:27.400 --> 0:01:30.319 Best in the Bison would still season. 0:01:30.360 --> 0:01:32.959 If you want to hate that you're here, but I 0:01:33.000 --> 0:01:33.720 love seeing you. 0:01:33.880 --> 0:01:36.720 Dude, you're acting crazy right now? 0:01:36.920 --> 0:01:41.840 Really? Oh, does she have a name in your head? 0:01:41.920 --> 0:01:46.160 I know she doesn't always have one. In the show Woman. 0:01:46.840 --> 0:01:49.480 The Woman, No one does it better? 0:01:49.600 --> 0:01:52.760 How can we how can we help? Can we ask 0:01:52.840 --> 0:01:55.240 people that love the show and love you and want 0:01:55.280 --> 0:01:58.440 to see you get that character? Because yeah, in my mind, 0:01:58.480 --> 0:02:01.080 we're helping. When we see a care we're like, let's 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:06.520 see another one, right, let's see the next one, and likely. 0:02:05.360 --> 0:02:07.880 Can you help me? Can you help me shape this? 0:02:08.639 --> 0:02:10.880 How about we flip it on its head? Okay? How 0:02:10.919 --> 0:02:12.400 about we flip the scrip? Okay? 0:02:12.800 --> 0:02:16.040 How what if the surprise woman who actually you think 0:02:16.080 --> 0:02:19.400 is the straight man is actually the one who's acting weird? 0:02:20.280 --> 0:02:21.120 Do you know what I'm saying? 0:02:21.280 --> 0:02:24.760 Wait, so I love this. 0:02:25.000 --> 0:02:28.480 I think I'm having trouble getting my head around it, 0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:32.040 but it actually might be if you like new if 0:02:32.560 --> 0:02:33.920 Lily new comedy. 0:02:34.200 --> 0:02:36.480 I'd love for you to explain it to me. And also, 0:02:36.639 --> 0:02:42.640 how a show an institution like SNL is the proper for. 0:02:44.280 --> 0:02:44.600 Lawyer? 0:02:44.680 --> 0:02:48.200 Oh yeah, let's say they're taking Risks model on its head. 0:02:48.560 --> 0:02:50.959 An let's take this thing that, by the way, just 0:02:51.000 --> 0:02:52.520 turned in fifty. 0:02:52.240 --> 0:02:59.840 One period boots by the way, So now, oh interesting 0:02:59.880 --> 0:03:00.680 to think about. 0:03:01.480 --> 0:03:02.720 Wait, hold up. 0:03:02.919 --> 0:03:12.919 Man, I liked Cougar with It No straight I always 0:03:13.000 --> 0:03:19.000 know when you discover stuff during during the record a screen. 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:28.160 Last time it was a book on the table, anything, anything, face. 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:29.680 What happened when I walked into. 0:03:29.680 --> 0:03:31.359 You said, there's too many lights in here. 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:33.160 It's like, what are you guys trying to film a 0:03:33.200 --> 0:03:33.920 porno with me? 0:03:34.320 --> 0:03:34.519 Yeah? 0:03:34.680 --> 0:03:38.000 You have said talking so much about walking into a porno, 0:03:38.040 --> 0:03:38.560 about how. 0:03:38.520 --> 0:03:41.200 Podcasts feel like doing porn, because. 0:03:41.440 --> 0:03:44.360 Specifically doing porno with strangers, which seemed to be a 0:03:44.400 --> 0:03:47.640 distinction in your mind, it was somehow different than doing 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:48.480 porno with it. 0:03:49.240 --> 0:03:50.360 And you're wearing a sweater. 0:03:50.560 --> 0:03:55.960 Yeah, so you know it's not an association that's created 0:03:56.600 --> 0:04:03.600 for me by seeing lights. I do work and entertainment, right, Well, 0:04:04.680 --> 0:04:07.280 I'm aspiring, I'm working on it. 0:04:07.800 --> 0:04:16.760 You're working, girl, sleigh boots the house down. Wamma, you're 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:17.279 a picture. 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:20.800 Okay, you're you're you're looking snatched as well. 0:04:22.080 --> 0:04:23.919 We said we weren't doing body No I. 0:04:26.880 --> 0:04:27.440 Snatched. 0:04:28.040 --> 0:04:28.760 Well, it's not. 0:04:30.880 --> 0:04:33.840 Okay, you're you're not looking snatched. 0:04:34.000 --> 0:04:36.960 Okay, I came in here. 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:41.800 What happened? I walked in. Sound guy hit the sound 0:04:41.880 --> 0:04:42.720 cue that played what. 0:04:47.720 --> 0:04:47.920 Yeh? 0:04:48.360 --> 0:04:49.520 Then the building shook. 0:04:51.320 --> 0:04:53.240 Then when you slid away from the mic, they went 0:04:57.200 --> 0:05:00.719 and then said why did you side away from Well? 0:05:00.800 --> 0:05:03.159 Because she wanted to say things that she didn't want recorded, 0:05:03.279 --> 0:05:06.040 and she thinks being like right a foot and a 0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:10.400 half away is going to somehow protect her from the 0:05:10.440 --> 0:05:15.119 scandalous statements that we will be releasing later. Sarah, unless 0:05:15.120 --> 0:05:19.360 you want to pay up, I like. 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:19.720 My mee. 0:05:21.360 --> 0:05:25.480 Right, don't do that to the mic. 0:05:25.640 --> 0:05:29.520 Dude, gobble it up this. Actually, I do have an 0:05:29.560 --> 0:05:32.479 idea for the for the show for you, right, Oh great? 0:05:32.520 --> 0:05:34.160 And I have nothing straight man? 0:05:34.200 --> 0:05:37.760 Who's actually the surprised man that I think? 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:44.840 Oh, Sarah, I do. Unfortunately. I think Hayes is right, 0:05:44.880 --> 0:05:46.560 and he's a good control group because you and I 0:05:46.640 --> 0:05:47.640 are a little bit out on the edge. 0:05:48.320 --> 0:05:48.960 We're doing some. 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:55.280 New stuff I think Unfortunately, it could actually break SNL right, 0:05:55.680 --> 0:05:58.159 and I'd like to be around for season sixty one 0:05:59.080 --> 0:06:00.440 seventy one office. 0:06:00.520 --> 0:06:01.760 Everybody's acting normal. 0:06:02.960 --> 0:06:07.040 The weird person comes in and goes, what is going on? 0:06:08.120 --> 0:06:13.240 You guys are acting really weird now even though they're 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:19.320 acting normal. Uh huh, because that like backstory character motivation. 0:06:19.720 --> 0:06:21.880 Like I'm a working actor, so I know about this kind. 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:23.680 Okay, because I just. 0:06:23.720 --> 0:06:25.520 Can't a weird house. 0:06:26.960 --> 0:06:28.000 From an alien planet. 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:30.040 So everyone's normal. 0:06:29.760 --> 0:06:36.800 Is it's weird? But planet, but butt planet. Yeah, that's funny. 0:06:38.120 --> 0:06:40.400 And so they're cutting back to you after people are 0:06:40.480 --> 0:06:42.200 just being normal, and then they're cutting back to you 0:06:42.360 --> 0:06:45.360 just like reacting, waiting for people to laugh that you're 0:06:45.560 --> 0:06:48.320 just you're just reacting to them. 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:51.200 And being normal, like in a scene like like you're 0:06:51.240 --> 0:06:51.800 being normal. 0:06:51.960 --> 0:06:53.839 Okay, my hardest challenge ever. 0:06:53.880 --> 0:06:55.960 I've never actually met a normal person. 0:06:56.560 --> 0:07:01.520 There is no fucking normal your is he an angus? 0:07:02.160 --> 0:07:02.360 No? 0:07:02.880 --> 0:07:05.640 That's sort of is the realization he comes to at 0:07:05.680 --> 0:07:07.400 the end of the movie. Angus is a little bit 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:10.000 of an awkward team, right, He's really trying to fit in, 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:13.680 and he finally comes to this sort of like epiphany 0:07:13.720 --> 0:07:17.440 where he's like presenting I think in like a science class, 0:07:17.440 --> 0:07:21.720 and he's like, my hypothesis, there is no fucking you know, 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:22.720 and he's just like. 0:07:22.760 --> 0:07:25.520 About a teen I don't really watch kids movies. 0:07:26.160 --> 0:07:27.920 Okay, you are. 0:07:29.320 --> 0:07:38.480 Dressed in a way I'm dressed, okay, like a children's entertainer. 0:07:40.440 --> 0:07:42.800 Right, So what are you showing your kids that this 0:07:42.880 --> 0:07:43.200 is that? 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:52.400 Well, I take your pick, is in this neighborhood? 0:07:53.680 --> 0:07:56.920 Now, who's that? Because again I don't know about the kids, 0:07:57.240 --> 0:07:58.240 because I'm grown. 0:07:58.080 --> 0:08:03.800 Up I'd love to come back to what's going on 0:08:03.880 --> 0:08:04.360 with you? 0:08:04.840 --> 0:08:07.680 Just one of our troops. Like, I know you don't 0:08:07.720 --> 0:08:10.320 like to support the troops, but it actually is kind 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:14.720 of nice that you know that while the system is imperfect, 0:08:15.160 --> 0:08:18.080 like they as individuals do try to keep us safe. 0:08:18.160 --> 0:08:22.240 He is a children's performer who, it was eventually revealed, 0:08:23.040 --> 0:08:26.880 did a video where he ate some poop one time, 0:08:27.720 --> 0:08:31.400 one single time, and he and he's done. He's done. 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:34.960 He's done like hundreds and hundreds of videos of other 0:08:35.040 --> 0:08:40.120 videos where he doesn't do that, hundreds hundreds of videos 0:08:40.280 --> 0:08:41.600 and he does one. 0:08:42.160 --> 0:08:46.080 Literally one like years ago, not even in the outfit, 0:08:46.400 --> 0:08:49.160 like very much out Like no. 0:08:49.280 --> 0:08:52.240 That's that was like a little piece that was nothing 0:08:52.520 --> 0:08:54.040 could eat a big. 0:08:54.720 --> 0:08:57.200 You know, it's not I like whatever he did or 0:08:57.200 --> 0:09:01.000 didn't do it in one day, it. 0:08:59.200 --> 0:09:02.320 Was like mister blobby or who is this? 0:09:04.240 --> 0:09:06.960 I actually would like to move on because it is 0:09:07.040 --> 0:09:09.480 reminding me of an idea for you for the show, 0:09:10.240 --> 0:09:12.840 and it's a it's a comedy idea. I can't do 0:09:12.920 --> 0:09:14.800 anything with it, but it's good for you. 0:09:14.800 --> 0:09:16.800 You live in the garbage. 0:09:16.960 --> 0:09:21.240 Well, I don't think of it that way. I actually 0:09:21.280 --> 0:09:23.960 think that it could be a great showcase for you, 0:09:24.040 --> 0:09:28.439 and I know that it's funny. So I'm in Los Angeles, 0:09:28.480 --> 0:09:29.960 but of course you do your show in New York. 0:09:30.320 --> 0:09:36.160 There's an iconic song new York, New York, and I 0:09:36.200 --> 0:09:38.560 think there's some room to play with the lyrics, possibly 0:09:38.640 --> 0:09:40.880 for us. And you talked about a couple of different 0:09:41.320 --> 0:09:44.000 gross things, but you like to sort of traffic in 0:09:44.040 --> 0:09:49.520 the you know, the obscene, the grotesque. And also you're 0:09:49.679 --> 0:09:54.040 younger your audience ECUs younger, and so I think that 0:09:54.000 --> 0:09:57.400 that's the opening line of the song. We all know it. 0:09:57.400 --> 0:10:03.360 It starts spreading the news if it starts spreading your cheeks, right, 0:10:03.720 --> 0:10:10.080 what if it was start spreading your cheeks. Sorry I'm 0:10:10.080 --> 0:10:14.840 eating your a or whatever. Yeah, but it's you know, 0:10:15.480 --> 0:10:17.640 and then it's I want to be I want to 0:10:17.679 --> 0:10:20.000 be a Yeah, I want to be a fart in it. 0:10:20.080 --> 0:10:20.520 Yeah. 0:10:20.920 --> 0:10:24.800 And by the way, yeah the way I've actually. 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:27.880 Tried or whatever. Yeah, I mean, but yeah, it's no, 0:10:27.920 --> 0:10:28.319 go ahead. 0:10:28.360 --> 0:10:31.240 Sorry, I've really this could help me with my this 0:10:31.320 --> 0:10:33.920 big character I've kind of wanted to actually. 0:10:33.520 --> 0:10:36.640 Get going on the show, which is the poop vampire. 0:10:36.960 --> 0:10:38.520 I've on to suck your butt. 0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:41.680 Yeah, Okay, that's interesting. But this is this adds a 0:10:41.760 --> 0:10:46.920 musical element which I think really play the pop star 0:10:47.400 --> 0:10:50.080 you know hosts. I mean, what if you you know, 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:53.679 we're singing a duet, you know, sort of a New 0:10:53.760 --> 0:10:55.640 York New York. I don't know what the new name 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:56.600 of it would be. 0:10:57.040 --> 0:10:58.680 Users don't want to sing with me? 0:10:59.280 --> 0:11:02.080 Well they have you brought in a really strong comedic 0:11:02.200 --> 0:11:07.160 premise of the start spreading your cheese. I think that 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:10.400 that could actually go a long way towards earning their trust. 0:11:10.559 --> 0:11:11.480 And do you think I have? 0:11:11.880 --> 0:11:15.360 It's kind of like an outfit reveal, Like I start 0:11:15.400 --> 0:11:16.840 off as like a hobo with this. 0:11:16.880 --> 0:11:18.160 I don't want to do the whole things that will 0:11:18.160 --> 0:11:19.840 work for the show, and I'm not getting paid to 0:11:19.840 --> 0:11:21.679 do that in any way. But I did have an 0:11:21.720 --> 0:11:28.120 idea that I oh, I don't think I could Hi. 0:11:29.000 --> 0:11:31.760 We just had Cecily on She sang to Sir with 0:11:31.920 --> 0:11:36.840 Love on podcast on s n L an on the podcast, 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:40.720 okay star. 0:11:39.480 --> 0:11:43.880 Spreading the cheese, I'm eating your age. 0:11:45.120 --> 0:11:51.199 I want to be a fart in it, poo your your. 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:59.040 I want to pee in the toilet that never sleeps. 0:11:59.520 --> 0:12:03.079 Yeah, And then it just feels a lot like your 0:12:03.280 --> 0:12:07.360 act just with a little bit more focus, and so 0:12:07.400 --> 0:12:09.920 that crystallizing some of these ideas that we've been dancing 0:12:09.960 --> 0:12:12.160 around and putting them in a package that people can. 0:12:12.559 --> 0:12:15.640 And that's one side of the challenge is lifting you up. 0:12:16.080 --> 0:12:17.240 But at the same time. 0:12:17.080 --> 0:12:20.360 Which is hard considering how heavy I am. 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:23.479 That's the that's for you and Casey to work out, 0:12:23.679 --> 0:12:25.520 you know. I mean again, I'm not going to talk 0:12:25.520 --> 0:12:26.400 about anybody's body. 0:12:27.240 --> 0:12:30.160 My chair just killed itself. 0:12:30.440 --> 0:12:34.760 Okay, you like, yeah, it's like you keep bringing it 0:12:34.800 --> 0:12:36.880 back to this, like we really don't want to talk 0:12:36.920 --> 0:12:41.959 about your insane weight. That like literally the last thing 0:12:41.960 --> 0:12:44.600 we want to do, and I'm having to work so 0:12:44.600 --> 0:12:47.400 so hard not to do it. So the fact that 0:12:47.440 --> 0:12:50.960 you keep bringing up is like, is actually a problem 0:12:51.040 --> 0:12:51.960 for me as a host. 0:12:52.000 --> 0:12:53.880 I was bringing it up. I was bringing it all 0:12:53.920 --> 0:12:56.120 the way down to the center of the earth. 0:12:59.200 --> 0:13:00.599 So heavy. Yeah, because. 0:13:02.000 --> 0:13:04.920 And it really sucks because I tried to take the 0:13:04.960 --> 0:13:11.360 elevator but it said maximum weight is eighteen hundred punds. 0:13:11.920 --> 0:13:12.600 You're more than that. 0:13:12.800 --> 0:13:23.240 Yeah, I'm worried. I'm worried. I'm worried about fifty two. 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:26.840 I worried about the rest of. 0:13:26.760 --> 0:13:29.600 The my pants size. 0:13:29.600 --> 0:13:31.560 Fifty two is your pants size. 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:33.959 She's over eighteen hundred pounds, which means going to have 0:13:34.120 --> 0:13:39.240 very long legs. Suit too is a big waist, but 0:13:39.280 --> 0:13:43.760 it's not it's not nineteen hundred No, No, you'd have 0:13:43.800 --> 0:13:46.959 to be so tall at that point. 0:13:47.000 --> 0:13:49.040 That's like real pants that they have. 0:13:50.559 --> 0:13:51.720 People do wear fifty two. 0:13:52.160 --> 0:13:54.400 The pants that you would have to wear are not 0:13:54.600 --> 0:13:57.400 like real pants that they would ever. They wouldn't like 0:13:57.440 --> 0:14:01.440 have a number for it, you know. 0:14:00.960 --> 0:14:05.160 Okay, right, and then Brendan Fraser would have to do 0:14:05.200 --> 0:14:09.760 the will too about me having a shot for pants. 0:14:11.760 --> 0:14:15.959 Then will sorry two million have to. 0:14:15.880 --> 0:14:21.280 Be the whale to billion two million? Two million? 0:14:21.600 --> 0:14:22.840 Why am I crying? 0:14:25.240 --> 0:14:27.720 We literally haven't spoken for about four minutes of the show. 0:14:28.320 --> 0:14:31.200 This is all you do? I just I know that 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:33.480 people like to say that we make women cry on 0:14:33.520 --> 0:14:35.080 the show they're. 0:14:35.480 --> 0:14:38.520 Choosing, and so now like did you watch this? Okay, 0:14:38.600 --> 0:14:42.600 so watch this running they come on here and they 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:43.960 start crying. 0:14:44.400 --> 0:14:47.600 You don't do any and it may it can be 0:14:47.680 --> 0:14:49.560 healthy to have a good cry to get that out 0:14:49.560 --> 0:14:53.520 of your system. So I don't wanna does even say 0:14:53.520 --> 0:14:55.760 that it is negative, but if you believe it to 0:14:55.840 --> 0:15:00.560 be negative. It's fine. Don't come for us if we're 0:15:00.600 --> 0:15:04.080 causing it. You know, it's just happening near us. Correlation 0:15:04.200 --> 0:15:04.800 not causation. 0:15:05.200 --> 0:15:09.640 Right, Well, nothing's near me because it's my circumference. 0:15:09.840 --> 0:15:14.360 Everything is near literally everything in the world is. 0:15:13.080 --> 0:15:16.000 Because of gravitational orbits. 0:15:15.840 --> 0:15:20.560 Something very well, just like the sheer mass is like 0:15:20.680 --> 0:15:24.000 it's not perhaps not near your center, but it is, 0:15:24.040 --> 0:15:25.440 but it is near you. 0:15:25.440 --> 0:15:26.560 You're thinking of, I think. 0:15:26.480 --> 0:15:28.920 I'm so bad that I have a gravitational pull that 0:15:29.000 --> 0:15:31.160 pulls everyone near me, right. 0:15:31.320 --> 0:15:34.640 And they are already near you because you're so big, 0:15:34.720 --> 0:15:35.360 You're everywhere. 0:15:35.360 --> 0:15:37.000 Well, they want to be involved in the whale two 0:15:37.000 --> 0:15:40.160 million as well. It's near you in that way because 0:15:40.200 --> 0:15:41.920 it sounds like a project that could. 0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:43.200 Who wouldn't want that? 0:15:43.200 --> 0:15:45.400 That rule the whale two million? 0:15:45.520 --> 0:15:46.640 I mean hardware. 0:15:46.760 --> 0:15:48.320 We're going back to Brennis Frazer. 0:15:48.160 --> 0:15:50.320 That is getting hardware, Like it's hard for her to 0:15:50.320 --> 0:15:50.920 wear clothes. 0:15:54.080 --> 0:16:01.160 Oh no, it's the roast of serrusat by Hollywood Handbook, 0:16:02.040 --> 0:16:03.040 Hollywood Hamdbook. 0:16:04.880 --> 0:16:06.840 Oh right, we want to eat it. 0:16:07.000 --> 0:16:10.000 No, we will not be doing this with you hungry 0:16:10.000 --> 0:16:14.360 for eating it. What we're doing today fifty one is 0:16:14.400 --> 0:16:20.560 over it's we are ranking. No, No, we're not doing 0:16:20.600 --> 0:16:23.320 this with you. We're not. That's not We're not talking 0:16:23.360 --> 0:16:25.239 about your huge body anymore. 0:16:25.400 --> 0:16:31.120 You should stop steering it that way because we're not 0:16:31.160 --> 0:16:33.120 engaging with that enough. We're going to do what we 0:16:33.160 --> 0:16:34.960 set out to do as a professional show. We had 0:16:35.000 --> 0:16:39.640 a segment plan where you rank every single. 0:16:39.400 --> 0:16:44.080 Rank every cast member, including yourself. Yes, there are seventeen 0:16:44.160 --> 0:16:44.360 of you. 0:16:45.360 --> 0:16:47.160 Do you know why? It's season fifty one? 0:16:47.840 --> 0:16:54.960 There's fifty one seasonings salt I'm hungry. 0:16:54.280 --> 0:16:59.400 Okay, seasonings are not what's making you like this? Yeah? 0:16:59.680 --> 0:17:06.440 See is like the yeah, fifty one seasonings. 0:17:05.920 --> 0:17:08.520 Salt Pepper was as far as that's got as well. 0:17:09.359 --> 0:17:11.560 There's what you say when you say, like fifty one 0:17:11.600 --> 0:17:14.720 sticks of butter or something, fifty one different seasonings. 0:17:15.080 --> 0:17:19.520 It's like, yeah, I could even just say fifty one flavors, 0:17:20.280 --> 0:17:22.480 fifty one made basket Robbins add of you. 0:17:29.160 --> 0:17:34.280 So, uh, it's that we're seeing there to like, And 0:17:34.359 --> 0:17:39.280 I'm wondering who it is that you're like worried about ranking. Yeah, 0:17:39.440 --> 0:17:40.840 it seems or is it that you don't want to 0:17:40.880 --> 0:17:44.480 compliment your the other the other cast members. 0:17:44.560 --> 0:17:47.320 I would love to compliment Marcel, but I sat on 0:17:47.400 --> 0:17:48.480 him and he died. 0:17:54.480 --> 0:17:55.439 So is he is? 0:17:55.560 --> 0:18:00.000 I hope that's not true. He's really having a great 0:18:00.080 --> 0:18:06.280 ear crying and I'm just the sweating is probably from 0:18:06.320 --> 0:18:09.080 the lights, which of course you've only seen before on 0:18:09.160 --> 0:18:10.160 a porno set. 0:18:12.000 --> 0:18:14.119 You want to know what porno is for me? 0:18:15.240 --> 0:18:17.560 What something. 0:18:22.000 --> 0:18:24.560 That's got? 0:18:24.760 --> 0:18:30.320 Someone give me on the roast please? 0:18:33.800 --> 0:18:40.680 Yeah? Yeah, I can't focusing. 0:18:41.240 --> 0:18:42.000 I'm focused. 0:18:42.880 --> 0:18:43.399 Mm hmmm. 0:18:43.600 --> 0:18:45.359 I heard some of those roast jokes went a little 0:18:45.359 --> 0:18:46.920 too hard afterwards they had roast beef. 0:18:49.880 --> 0:18:52.840 That's a good So that's an example of a joke 0:18:53.840 --> 0:18:57.800 that's not about body stuff like it's food. You got 0:18:57.840 --> 0:18:58.360 food in. 0:18:58.359 --> 0:19:02.200 There, food which people obviously food in there talk about 0:19:02.359 --> 0:19:04.199 People will think you'll talk about it, but you at 0:19:04.240 --> 0:19:06.680 least can do it. That doesn't make everyone uncomfortable. 0:19:11.160 --> 0:19:13.040 We're banking on coming back? Is that? 0:19:13.240 --> 0:19:16.080 Are we assuming we're coming back? When do those renewals 0:19:16.080 --> 0:19:16.440 come in? 0:19:16.680 --> 0:19:22.800 I guess I just to pass my way in, Okay, 0:19:27.840 --> 0:19:29.920 I would I would like to talk about something else. 0:19:31.160 --> 0:19:32.880 I would like to talk about something else. 0:19:32.800 --> 0:19:36.520 Because now we are now we are complicit of this. Yeah, 0:19:37.920 --> 0:19:40.399 you on our own show. 0:19:40.200 --> 0:19:42.880 In order to do anything at all on the show. 0:19:42.920 --> 0:19:44.320 I've had to participate in. 0:19:44.280 --> 0:19:47.000 This, and we've been doing it to try to make 0:19:47.040 --> 0:19:50.520 you feel better just because you have been crying so much. 0:19:50.800 --> 0:19:53.160 It is that thing, so like maybe if I engage 0:19:53.160 --> 0:19:55.320 for a minute, then it'll make it easier to sort 0:19:55.359 --> 0:19:59.000 of exit from this right and then you are trapped. 0:19:59.680 --> 0:20:02.199 So I'm now going to ask us to move on 0:20:02.240 --> 0:20:04.920 to another topic. The topic we had planned was, of course, 0:20:05.000 --> 0:20:09.040 ranking every single cast member of Saturday Night Live from 0:20:09.080 --> 0:20:11.639 best to worst, including yourself. 0:20:12.119 --> 0:20:15.280 Just for season fifty one, just for season fifty one. 0:20:15.359 --> 0:20:17.800 You don't have to go back to the earlier seasons. Well, 0:20:17.960 --> 0:20:19.960 if there is someone that you want to put. 0:20:19.800 --> 0:20:23.960 Oh now specifically low down, because it's season season fifty one, 0:20:24.000 --> 0:20:29.200 that's why I call it season fifty one, fifty one seasonings, 0:20:29.640 --> 0:20:34.200 That's why they call it season fifty one. I apologize. 0:20:34.280 --> 0:20:36.480 I actually used to have a joke I would do 0:20:36.520 --> 0:20:38.119 at a restaurant where I would put the salt and 0:20:38.160 --> 0:20:41.199 pepper shaker up to my eyes and I would I 0:20:41.200 --> 0:20:42.960 would say, seasonings, greetings. 0:20:43.560 --> 0:20:45.880 No, and that got you a wife. 0:20:46.000 --> 0:20:52.720 That got me a companion. She's asked me to stop 0:20:52.800 --> 0:21:01.080 using the term wife. Nothing bad, just not certain that label, 0:21:01.400 --> 0:21:05.800 you know, fits anymore, and I'm supportive of that. I'm 0:21:05.800 --> 0:21:09.000 actually not supposed to have this. She's gonna kill me 0:21:09.000 --> 0:21:11.400 if you sees this video. You're gonna make her jealous taking. 0:21:13.359 --> 0:21:19.639 That's right especially, That's why I was That's kind of 0:21:19.640 --> 0:21:21.720 what I was alludic to. He can take it off 0:21:21.760 --> 0:21:24.280 so easily that it would make you jealous. 0:21:24.480 --> 0:21:26.800 You'd have to wear the rings of Saturn because you're 0:21:27.000 --> 0:21:29.800 that's the only ones that would fit on you, because 0:21:29.920 --> 0:21:32.840 your fingers are fingers are that big red planet. 0:21:32.920 --> 0:21:36.000 Yeah, my fingers so big. I try to finger my 0:21:36.040 --> 0:21:37.280 bitch and she exploded. 0:21:40.480 --> 0:21:44.720 Yeah, and you did. You mentioned that prior recording. You 0:21:44.720 --> 0:21:47.320 did mention that, and and we did off our condolences 0:21:48.119 --> 0:21:49.399 to your bitch and her family. 0:21:58.960 --> 0:22:02.760 And I weep for the institution I weep for. 0:22:03.520 --> 0:22:06.680 Do you not know who's on season fifty one? Do 0:22:06.720 --> 0:22:08.440 you not know the names of the cast members? 0:22:08.480 --> 0:22:15.760 I can't see them, because no, I got I got this. 0:22:16.240 --> 0:22:18.679 And you have a special too that we got to 0:22:18.720 --> 0:22:20.439 talk about. Probably trying to order it. 0:22:21.760 --> 0:22:34.879 Yeah, yeah, an HBO Hamburger box, Burger Box Office. 0:22:37.160 --> 0:22:39.399 I added the max to it when they put me on. 0:22:40.040 --> 0:22:41.920 That's what you did. You mentioned that. 0:22:44.680 --> 0:22:50.080 There's a lot of good stuff on that channel. Okay, 0:22:50.520 --> 0:22:54.679 hacks which was named after what the fire department has 0:22:54.720 --> 0:22:54.919 to do? 0:22:55.720 --> 0:22:59.000 Hotel that. Oh yeah, next down the door. 0:23:02.359 --> 0:23:07.360 Yeah, get me out. They have any other any other 0:23:07.400 --> 0:23:08.040 stuff on there? 0:23:09.320 --> 0:23:15.600 Yeah? Let me think W two t F Saint Louis. 0:23:15.400 --> 0:23:20.880 W TF Sat Luis, w TF St Louis on there? Okay, 0:23:21.440 --> 0:23:22.159 what do you think of that? 0:23:23.040 --> 0:23:25.240 I thought it was called DTF S. I don't think 0:23:25.880 --> 0:23:26.679 damn too fat? 0:23:32.640 --> 0:23:34.080 They got that arch there, so I said, oh, I 0:23:34.119 --> 0:23:37.920 found my belt mm hmm. 0:23:38.920 --> 0:23:43.840