Speaker 1: Sarah, I hate that you're here.
Speaker 2: I hate that you're here. I love seeing you. I'm
Speaker 2: always happy to see you.
Speaker 1: But I hate that you're here right now, Sarah, because
Speaker 1: you know what it means. Hey, it means season fifty
Speaker 1: one is really over one.
Speaker 2: I feel a little differently about it, which is I
Speaker 2: love that you're here.
Speaker 1: Oh, I hate that you's here. I love seeing it.
Speaker 2: I also hate that you're here. Yeah, I can't believe
Speaker 2: we lost fifty one. Fifty one call we just do
Speaker 2: fifty one again.
Speaker 3: Guys, another season is passing by without me creating yet
Speaker 3: again a famous, recurring, hilarious character.
Speaker 1: Oh, come on, don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, I think it's good to talk about it.
Speaker 1: No, you've got such a great character. She's surprised, and
Speaker 1: that's my character. She's surprised somebody's acting straight.
Speaker 2: But it's on us a little bit.
Speaker 3: Ready, ready, I got it what I mean.
Speaker 4: Best in the Bison would still season.
Speaker 1: If you want to hate that you're here, but I
Speaker 1: love seeing you.
Speaker 4: Dude, you're acting crazy right now?
Speaker 2: Really? Oh, does she have a name in your head?
Speaker 2: I know she doesn't always have one. In the show Woman.
Speaker 1: The Woman, No one does it better?
Speaker 2: How can we how can we help? Can we ask
Speaker 2: people that love the show and love you and want
Speaker 2: to see you get that character? Because yeah, in my mind,
Speaker 2: we're helping. When we see a care we're like, let's
Speaker 2: see another one, right, let's see the next one, and likely.
Speaker 4: Can you help me? Can you help me shape this?
Speaker 4: How about we flip it on its head? Okay? How
Speaker 4: about we flip the scrip? Okay?
Speaker 3: How what if the surprise woman who actually you think
Speaker 3: is the straight man is actually the one who's acting weird?
Speaker 4: Do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2: Wait, so I love this.
Speaker 1: I think I'm having trouble getting my head around it,
Speaker 1: but it actually might be if you like new if
Speaker 1: Lily new comedy.
Speaker 2: I'd love for you to explain it to me. And also,
Speaker 2: how a show an institution like SNL is the proper for.
Speaker 4: Lawyer?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, let's say they're taking Risks model on its head.
Speaker 2: An let's take this thing that, by the way, just
Speaker 2: turned in fifty.
Speaker 3: One period boots by the way, So now, oh interesting
Speaker 3: to think about.
Speaker 4: Wait, hold up.
Speaker 2: Man, I liked Cougar with It No straight I always
Speaker 2: know when you discover stuff during during the record a screen.
Speaker 1: Last time it was a book on the table, anything, anything, face.
Speaker 4: What happened when I walked into.
Speaker 2: You said, there's too many lights in here.
Speaker 4: It's like, what are you guys trying to film a
Speaker 4: porno with me?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You have said talking so much about walking into a porno,
Speaker 1: about how.
Speaker 2: Podcasts feel like doing porn, because.
Speaker 1: Specifically doing porno with strangers, which seemed to be a
Speaker 1: distinction in your mind, it was somehow different than doing
Speaker 1: porno with it.
Speaker 2: And you're wearing a sweater.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you know it's not an association that's created
Speaker 1: for me by seeing lights. I do work and entertainment, right, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm aspiring, I'm working on it.
Speaker 4: You're working, girl, sleigh boots the house down. Wamma, you're
Speaker 4: a picture.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're you're you're looking snatched as well.
Speaker 4: We said we weren't doing body No I.
Speaker 1: Snatched.
Speaker 4: Well, it's not.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're you're not looking snatched.
Speaker 1: Okay, I came in here.
Speaker 4: What happened? I walked in. Sound guy hit the sound
Speaker 4: cue that played what.
Speaker 2: Yeh?
Speaker 4: Then the building shook.
Speaker 1: Then when you slid away from the mic, they went
Speaker 1: and then said why did you side away from Well?
Speaker 1: Because she wanted to say things that she didn't want recorded,
Speaker 1: and she thinks being like right a foot and a
Speaker 1: half away is going to somehow protect her from the
Speaker 1: scandalous statements that we will be releasing later. Sarah, unless
Speaker 1: you want to pay up, I like.
Speaker 2: My mee.
Speaker 4: Right, don't do that to the mic.
Speaker 1: Dude, gobble it up this. Actually, I do have an
Speaker 1: idea for the for the show for you, right, Oh great?
Speaker 1: And I have nothing straight man?
Speaker 4: Who's actually the surprised man that I think?
Speaker 1: Oh, Sarah, I do. Unfortunately. I think Hayes is right,
Speaker 1: and he's a good control group because you and I
Speaker 1: are a little bit out on the edge.
Speaker 2: We're doing some.
Speaker 1: New stuff I think Unfortunately, it could actually break SNL right,
Speaker 1: and I'd like to be around for season sixty one
Speaker 1: seventy one office.
Speaker 4: Everybody's acting normal.
Speaker 3: The weird person comes in and goes, what is going on?
Speaker 3: You guys are acting really weird now even though they're
Speaker 3: acting normal. Uh huh, because that like backstory character motivation.
Speaker 4: Like I'm a working actor, so I know about this kind.
Speaker 1: Okay, because I just.
Speaker 4: Can't a weird house.
Speaker 1: From an alien planet.
Speaker 4: So everyone's normal.
Speaker 1: Is it's weird? But planet, but butt planet. Yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 2: And so they're cutting back to you after people are
Speaker 2: just being normal, and then they're cutting back to you
Speaker 2: just like reacting, waiting for people to laugh that you're
Speaker 2: just you're just reacting to them.
Speaker 4: And being normal, like in a scene like like you're
Speaker 4: being normal.
Speaker 1: Okay, my hardest challenge ever.
Speaker 2: I've never actually met a normal person.
Speaker 1: There is no fucking normal your is he an angus?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: That's sort of is the realization he comes to at
Speaker 1: the end of the movie. Angus is a little bit
Speaker 1: of an awkward team, right, He's really trying to fit in,
Speaker 1: and he finally comes to this sort of like epiphany
Speaker 1: where he's like presenting I think in like a science class,
Speaker 1: and he's like, my hypothesis, there is no fucking you know,
Speaker 1: and he's just like.
Speaker 4: About a teen I don't really watch kids movies.
Speaker 2: Okay, you are.
Speaker 1: Dressed in a way I'm dressed, okay, like a children's entertainer.
Speaker 4: Right, So what are you showing your kids that this
Speaker 4: is that?
Speaker 1: Well, I take your pick, is in this neighborhood?
Speaker 4: Now, who's that? Because again I don't know about the kids,
Speaker 4: because I'm grown.
Speaker 2: Up I'd love to come back to what's going on
Speaker 2: with you?
Speaker 1: Just one of our troops. Like, I know you don't
Speaker 1: like to support the troops, but it actually is kind
Speaker 1: of nice that you know that while the system is imperfect,
Speaker 1: like they as individuals do try to keep us safe.
Speaker 2: He is a children's performer who, it was eventually revealed,
Speaker 2: did a video where he ate some poop one time,
Speaker 2: one single time, and he and he's done. He's done.
Speaker 2: He's done like hundreds and hundreds of videos of other
Speaker 2: videos where he doesn't do that, hundreds hundreds of videos
Speaker 2: and he does one.
Speaker 1: Literally one like years ago, not even in the outfit,
Speaker 1: like very much out Like no.
Speaker 2: That's that was like a little piece that was nothing
Speaker 2: could eat a big.
Speaker 1: You know, it's not I like whatever he did or
Speaker 1: didn't do it in one day, it.
Speaker 4: Was like mister blobby or who is this?
Speaker 1: I actually would like to move on because it is
Speaker 1: reminding me of an idea for you for the show,
Speaker 1: and it's a it's a comedy idea. I can't do
Speaker 1: anything with it, but it's good for you.
Speaker 2: You live in the garbage.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think of it that way. I actually
Speaker 1: think that it could be a great showcase for you,
Speaker 1: and I know that it's funny. So I'm in Los Angeles,
Speaker 1: but of course you do your show in New York.
Speaker 1: There's an iconic song new York, New York, and I
Speaker 1: think there's some room to play with the lyrics, possibly
Speaker 1: for us. And you talked about a couple of different
Speaker 1: gross things, but you like to sort of traffic in
Speaker 1: the you know, the obscene, the grotesque. And also you're
Speaker 1: younger your audience ECUs younger, and so I think that
Speaker 1: that's the opening line of the song. We all know it.
Speaker 1: It starts spreading the news if it starts spreading your cheeks, right,
Speaker 1: what if it was start spreading your cheeks. Sorry I'm
Speaker 1: eating your a or whatever. Yeah, but it's you know,
Speaker 1: and then it's I want to be I want to
Speaker 1: be a Yeah, I want to be a fart in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And by the way, yeah the way I've actually.
Speaker 1: Tried or whatever. Yeah, I mean, but yeah, it's no,
Speaker 1: go ahead.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I've really this could help me with my this
Speaker 3: big character I've kind of wanted to actually.
Speaker 4: Get going on the show, which is the poop vampire.
Speaker 4: I've on to suck your butt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, that's interesting. But this is this adds a
Speaker 1: musical element which I think really play the pop star
Speaker 1: you know hosts. I mean, what if you you know,
Speaker 1: we're singing a duet, you know, sort of a New
Speaker 1: York New York. I don't know what the new name
Speaker 1: of it would be.
Speaker 4: Users don't want to sing with me?
Speaker 1: Well they have you brought in a really strong comedic
Speaker 1: premise of the start spreading your cheese. I think that
Speaker 1: that could actually go a long way towards earning their trust.
Speaker 4: And do you think I have?
Speaker 3: It's kind of like an outfit reveal, Like I start
Speaker 3: off as like a hobo with this.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do the whole things that will
Speaker 1: work for the show, and I'm not getting paid to
Speaker 1: do that in any way. But I did have an
Speaker 1: idea that I oh, I don't think I could Hi.
Speaker 2: We just had Cecily on She sang to Sir with
Speaker 2: Love on podcast on s n L an on the podcast,
Speaker 2: okay star.
Speaker 3: Spreading the cheese, I'm eating your age.
Speaker 4: I want to be a fart in it, poo your your.
Speaker 3: I want to pee in the toilet that never sleeps.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then it just feels a lot like your
Speaker 1: act just with a little bit more focus, and so
Speaker 1: that crystallizing some of these ideas that we've been dancing
Speaker 1: around and putting them in a package that people can.
Speaker 2: And that's one side of the challenge is lifting you up.
Speaker 2: But at the same time.
Speaker 3: Which is hard considering how heavy I am.
Speaker 1: That's the that's for you and Casey to work out,
Speaker 1: you know. I mean again, I'm not going to talk
Speaker 1: about anybody's body.
Speaker 4: My chair just killed itself.
Speaker 2: Okay, you like, yeah, it's like you keep bringing it
Speaker 2: back to this, like we really don't want to talk
Speaker 2: about your insane weight. That like literally the last thing
Speaker 2: we want to do, and I'm having to work so
Speaker 2: so hard not to do it. So the fact that
Speaker 2: you keep bringing up is like, is actually a problem
Speaker 2: for me as a host.
Speaker 4: I was bringing it up. I was bringing it all
Speaker 4: the way down to the center of the earth.
Speaker 2: So heavy. Yeah, because.
Speaker 3: And it really sucks because I tried to take the
Speaker 3: elevator but it said maximum weight is eighteen hundred punds.
Speaker 1: You're more than that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm worried. I'm worried. I'm worried about fifty two.
Speaker 2: I worried about the rest of.
Speaker 4: The my pants size.
Speaker 2: Fifty two is your pants size.
Speaker 1: She's over eighteen hundred pounds, which means going to have
Speaker 1: very long legs. Suit too is a big waist, but
Speaker 1: it's not it's not nineteen hundred No, No, you'd have
Speaker 1: to be so tall at that point.
Speaker 2: That's like real pants that they have.
Speaker 1: People do wear fifty two.
Speaker 2: The pants that you would have to wear are not
Speaker 2: like real pants that they would ever. They wouldn't like
Speaker 2: have a number for it, you know.
Speaker 4: Okay, right, and then Brendan Fraser would have to do
Speaker 4: the will too about me having a shot for pants.
Speaker 4: Then will sorry two million have to.
Speaker 1: Be the whale to billion two million? Two million?
Speaker 4: Why am I crying?
Speaker 1: We literally haven't spoken for about four minutes of the show.
Speaker 1: This is all you do? I just I know that
Speaker 1: people like to say that we make women cry on
Speaker 1: the show they're.
Speaker 2: Choosing, and so now like did you watch this? Okay,
Speaker 2: so watch this running they come on here and they
Speaker 2: start crying.
Speaker 1: You don't do any and it may it can be
Speaker 1: healthy to have a good cry to get that out
Speaker 1: of your system. So I don't wanna does even say
Speaker 1: that it is negative, but if you believe it to
Speaker 1: be negative. It's fine. Don't come for us if we're
Speaker 1: causing it. You know, it's just happening near us. Correlation
Speaker 1: not causation.
Speaker 4: Right, Well, nothing's near me because it's my circumference.
Speaker 2: Everything is near literally everything in the world is.
Speaker 4: Because of gravitational orbits.
Speaker 1: Something very well, just like the sheer mass is like
Speaker 1: it's not perhaps not near your center, but it is,
Speaker 1: but it is near you.
Speaker 2: You're thinking of, I think.
Speaker 3: I'm so bad that I have a gravitational pull that
Speaker 3: pulls everyone near me, right.
Speaker 2: And they are already near you because you're so big,
Speaker 2: You're everywhere.
Speaker 1: Well, they want to be involved in the whale two
Speaker 1: million as well. It's near you in that way because
Speaker 1: it sounds like a project that could.
Speaker 2: Who wouldn't want that?
Speaker 1: That rule the whale two million?
Speaker 2: I mean hardware.
Speaker 1: We're going back to Brennis Frazer.
Speaker 2: That is getting hardware, Like it's hard for her to
Speaker 2: wear clothes.
Speaker 3: Oh no, it's the roast of serrusat by Hollywood Handbook,
Speaker 3: Hollywood Hamdbook.
Speaker 1: Oh right, we want to eat it.
Speaker 2: No, we will not be doing this with you hungry
Speaker 2: for eating it. What we're doing today fifty one is
Speaker 2: over it's we are ranking. No, No, we're not doing
Speaker 2: this with you. We're not. That's not We're not talking
Speaker 2: about your huge body anymore.
Speaker 1: You should stop steering it that way because we're not
Speaker 1: engaging with that enough. We're going to do what we
Speaker 1: set out to do as a professional show. We had
Speaker 1: a segment plan where you rank every single.
Speaker 2: Rank every cast member, including yourself. Yes, there are seventeen
Speaker 2: of you.
Speaker 4: Do you know why? It's season fifty one?
Speaker 3: There's fifty one seasonings salt I'm hungry.
Speaker 2: Okay, seasonings are not what's making you like this? Yeah?
Speaker 2: See is like the yeah, fifty one seasonings.
Speaker 1: Salt Pepper was as far as that's got as well.
Speaker 2: There's what you say when you say, like fifty one
Speaker 2: sticks of butter or something, fifty one different seasonings.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I could even just say fifty one flavors,
Speaker 1: fifty one made basket Robbins add of you.
Speaker 2: So, uh, it's that we're seeing there to like, And
Speaker 2: I'm wondering who it is that you're like worried about ranking. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it seems or is it that you don't want to
Speaker 2: compliment your the other the other cast members.
Speaker 3: I would love to compliment Marcel, but I sat on
Speaker 3: him and he died.
Speaker 2: So is he is?
Speaker 1: I hope that's not true. He's really having a great
Speaker 1: ear crying and I'm just the sweating is probably from
Speaker 1: the lights, which of course you've only seen before on
Speaker 1: a porno set.
Speaker 4: You want to know what porno is for me?
Speaker 2: What something.
Speaker 4: That's got?
Speaker 2: Someone give me on the roast please?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, I can't focusing.
Speaker 2: I'm focused.
Speaker 4: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: I heard some of those roast jokes went a little
Speaker 1: too hard afterwards they had roast beef.
Speaker 2: That's a good So that's an example of a joke
Speaker 2: that's not about body stuff like it's food. You got
Speaker 2: food in.
Speaker 1: There, food which people obviously food in there talk about
Speaker 1: People will think you'll talk about it, but you at
Speaker 1: least can do it. That doesn't make everyone uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: We're banking on coming back? Is that?
Speaker 1: Are we assuming we're coming back? When do those renewals
Speaker 1: come in?
Speaker 5: I guess I just to pass my way in, Okay,
Speaker 5: I would I would like to talk about something else.
Speaker 1: I would like to talk about something else.
Speaker 2: Because now we are now we are complicit of this. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you on our own show.
Speaker 1: In order to do anything at all on the show.
Speaker 1: I've had to participate in.
Speaker 2: This, and we've been doing it to try to make
Speaker 2: you feel better just because you have been crying so much.
Speaker 1: It is that thing, so like maybe if I engage
Speaker 1: for a minute, then it'll make it easier to sort
Speaker 1: of exit from this right and then you are trapped.
Speaker 1: So I'm now going to ask us to move on
Speaker 1: to another topic. The topic we had planned was, of course,
Speaker 1: ranking every single cast member of Saturday Night Live from
Speaker 1: best to worst, including yourself.
Speaker 2: Just for season fifty one, just for season fifty one.
Speaker 1: You don't have to go back to the earlier seasons. Well,
Speaker 1: if there is someone that you want to put.
Speaker 2: Oh now specifically low down, because it's season season fifty one,
Speaker 2: that's why I call it season fifty one, fifty one seasonings,
Speaker 2: That's why they call it season fifty one. I apologize.
Speaker 1: I actually used to have a joke I would do
Speaker 1: at a restaurant where I would put the salt and
Speaker 1: pepper shaker up to my eyes and I would I
Speaker 1: would say, seasonings, greetings.
Speaker 4: No, and that got you a wife.
Speaker 1: That got me a companion. She's asked me to stop
Speaker 1: using the term wife. Nothing bad, just not certain that label,
Speaker 1: you know, fits anymore, and I'm supportive of that. I'm
Speaker 1: actually not supposed to have this. She's gonna kill me
Speaker 1: if you sees this video. You're gonna make her jealous taking.
Speaker 2: That's right especially, That's why I was That's kind of
Speaker 2: what I was alludic to. He can take it off
Speaker 2: so easily that it would make you jealous.
Speaker 1: You'd have to wear the rings of Saturn because you're
Speaker 1: that's the only ones that would fit on you, because
Speaker 1: your fingers are fingers are that big red planet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my fingers so big. I try to finger my
Speaker 4: bitch and she exploded.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you did. You mentioned that prior recording. You
Speaker 1: did mention that, and and we did off our condolences
Speaker 1: to your bitch and her family.
Speaker 2: And I weep for the institution I weep for.
Speaker 1: Do you not know who's on season fifty one? Do
Speaker 1: you not know the names of the cast members?
Speaker 4: I can't see them, because no, I got I got this.
Speaker 2: And you have a special too that we got to
Speaker 2: talk about. Probably trying to order it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, an HBO Hamburger box, Burger Box Office.
Speaker 4: I added the max to it when they put me on.
Speaker 2: That's what you did. You mentioned that.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of good stuff on that channel. Okay,
Speaker 3: hacks which was named after what the fire department has
Speaker 3: to do?
Speaker 4: Hotel that. Oh yeah, next down the door.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get me out. They have any other any other
Speaker 2: stuff on there?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Let me think W two t F Saint Louis.
Speaker 2: W TF Sat Luis, w TF St Louis on there? Okay,
Speaker 2: what do you think of that?
Speaker 1: I thought it was called DTF S. I don't think
Speaker 1: damn too fat?
Speaker 2: They got that arch there, so I said, oh, I
Speaker 2: found my belt mm hmm.
Speaker 4: And then they have, of course the Comeback, which is what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, tell me about that show. I've heard of it.
Speaker 2: I don't really know much about it.
Speaker 4: What is it? It's it's about. It's what I say
Speaker 4: to the waiter every time you want to at the table, Hey,
Speaker 4: come back. I wasn't finished yet.
Speaker 1: Wow, this isn't a weight joke, but I thought you
Speaker 1: were gonna maybe say that. It's what every guy who's
Speaker 1: ever slept with you wishes they could get.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I kind of prefer to stay in the weight area.
Speaker 1: Yeah, me too.
Speaker 4: Why do you think I'm so fat? What do you
Speaker 4: think I'm full of?
Speaker 2: That's why Yeah, that's why you make way more than
Speaker 2: eighteen hundred pounds if you have your own gravitational pull.
Speaker 2: It's from that much comeback. Yeah, that's that's why if
Speaker 2: you had to wear a ring, you have to wear
Speaker 2: the rings of Saturn, because you you got that much
Speaker 2: in you. Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Well it's because I got it from the rooster.
Speaker 2: And the rooster from the show.
Speaker 1: Roosters and his cocka doodle do oh?
Speaker 4: I thought that was a com tie back.
Speaker 1: A tie back tie back?
Speaker 4: What else?
Speaker 2: What else?
Speaker 4: Sorry, that's me looking at the menu.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I was looking at the menu of HBO
Speaker 3: and a couple of other ones as well.
Speaker 1: I guess they got that show The Last of Us,
Speaker 1: which I suppose is what you're going to be after
Speaker 1: you've sat on every planet.
Speaker 4: The Last of Us is talking about the last one
Speaker 4: fry at the bottom of the bag. I guess it's fries.
Speaker 4: If I hate the whole bag, I start realizing I
Speaker 4: don't really know what other shows around there. Yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 4: I got one. Okay, yeah, yeah, Julio Torres presents my
Speaker 4: favorite shape me round.
Speaker 1: Well, it's not too late to move on. Do some ranking.
Speaker 2: We could rank the SNL cast we could talk about
Speaker 2: the special I mean, like, you don't get a ton
Speaker 2: of these, you.
Speaker 4: Know, you're not just like get a ton of at bats.
Speaker 2: I mean you're not, Like, are we talking about the
Speaker 2: next one with HBO? Like you tell me, I would
Speaker 2: be a little surprised. I don't think you're on an
Speaker 2: annual cycle with them, right, I got five new minutes.
Speaker 2: I mean, this one came out in December and you're
Speaker 2: promoting it.
Speaker 1: Now and first I'm hearing of it.
Speaker 4: It was called live and in the flesh a lot
Speaker 4: of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, of course. So so about your The way
Speaker 2: you fan yourself, I think is part of why. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're sweating and you're so warm. It doesn't like it's
Speaker 2: not working.
Speaker 1: It looks like it's actually trapping heat.
Speaker 2: And your fingers are so far apart.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I can't. I can't fan myself. I need
Speaker 4: an HVAC system.
Speaker 2: You need an HVAC system. H system?
Speaker 1: Right, Actually pretty common that people are cool?
Speaker 2: Can I suggest? Could I suggest a helicopter? The propellers
Speaker 2: of a helicopter might be sufficient.
Speaker 1: Yeah, perhaps a glacier.
Speaker 4: Like sweating on like the my mullet. But when I
Speaker 4: saw it, obviously it's a tsunami.
Speaker 2: It's a tsunami. Everything is huge. Everything, everything you're.
Speaker 1: Doing much bigger than they typically would be. So when
Speaker 1: you if you think about the size of something a
Speaker 1: typical person would use, you're gonna have to increase the
Speaker 1: size of it for when you're using.
Speaker 2: Something actually the biggest version or Niagara falls, yep, the
Speaker 2: other possible example.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm. So do you want us to say the
Speaker 1: names of some of the cast members? You can kind
Speaker 1: of put them into their position.
Speaker 4: Or position under my butt, under my butt.
Speaker 1: It could be like an under my thumb song parody
Speaker 1: to follow up the sort.
Speaker 2: Of sometimes like we'll get one like that and I'll think,
Speaker 2: surely she won't go back again.
Speaker 4: Surely she won't back to the west.
Speaker 2: That was so pointless. There was like there's so little
Speaker 2: reward for it.
Speaker 1: Just very watery.
Speaker 2: So like what.
Speaker 1: Mm hm.
Speaker 2: But but to her, to her, it's something completely different.
Speaker 1: No, it's somehow admirable. Actually, the desire to keep swinging
Speaker 1: so long past any sort of effective contact that's being made.
Speaker 4: It's almost dadaist or.
Speaker 1: Man, it is less even less than that was even
Speaker 1: less than the under my butt.
Speaker 4: You don't like my joke about dada or the cut
Speaker 4: up type of art form cut up.
Speaker 2: Ye yeah, yeah yeah, cake steak yeah probably yeah.
Speaker 1: Cake pretty good had already said.
Speaker 4: It is it cake, I don't care. I'll eat it anyway.
Speaker 1: Well, so that's one of your cast members is the host.
Speaker 1: I suppose you'll rank him. Number one.
Speaker 4: Is mikey day Cake the way I ate that ass
Speaker 4: kind of something.
Speaker 2: These are and these are like people you have to
Speaker 2: you go to work with, you know, like you know him. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's like a friend, like he knows you guys text
Speaker 2: and like, but you talk about him like this, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you talk about eating his ass like you like this
Speaker 2: is like.
Speaker 1: You're going to work totally unprompted, like it is. You know,
Speaker 1: we like to have fun. It's comedy, but it is
Speaker 1: a job. It's a professional environment.
Speaker 4: I can't text him because every time I.
Speaker 1: Podcast company press every key outs every you press every
Speaker 1: key at once, perfect structure.
Speaker 4: I have to do voice to text. So if I
Speaker 4: go to text Mike and I'm like her Mark.
Speaker 1: You have a different voice when you do it, I've
Speaker 1: been speaking to you already.
Speaker 2: And also that's a strange way to learn that you
Speaker 2: cannot do a deep you just make your your your
Speaker 2: mouth round. I can't the voice, the register of the
Speaker 2: voice doesn't at all.
Speaker 4: It's because my balls dropped and then they killed a
Speaker 4: thousand people or what am I trying to say?
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 1: That was the one that tripped her up that part
Speaker 1: here she can't do a deep voice because her balls
Speaker 1: deep drop. They apparently because they also had Now it
Speaker 1: doesn't seem like a weight thing. It just seems like
Speaker 1: you are a giant at.
Speaker 2: That point, really right, Yeah, there are elements of that
Speaker 2: there still, but like there's you're round, right, but you're
Speaker 2: really just I mean, in a giant would eat so
Speaker 2: much food. Yeah, they'd love it.
Speaker 1: I mean they just need it as fuel for their body,
Speaker 1: Like they just need more calories because they'd be so big.
Speaker 1: And you did say that your waist was only a
Speaker 1: fifty two. So yeah, actually you being a giant is
Speaker 1: starting a track.
Speaker 4: Five full fun I am big, some full of the
Speaker 4: come from earlier.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2: James comes on the show and like he does impressions
Speaker 2: and stuff. Ye, and we'll do like a little bit
Speaker 2: with him and like we'll talk about yeah, worn and
Speaker 2: stuff too much.
Speaker 1: We'll set them up for some impressions. Yeah, well yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll make you know, some some comments, but yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: we'll kind of talk about like what's going on over there,
Speaker 1: and it's fun and if he has a special or
Speaker 1: something or a live show he's promoting, you know, we'll
Speaker 1: promote that as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sort of normal
Speaker 1: people seem to like it. Team me up, do an
Speaker 1: impression of a decent podcast guest. We can release the episode.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't hate that we can get even a few
Speaker 1: minutes of it.
Speaker 4: Team me up Up?
Speaker 2: Okay, And I think I think you think now that
Speaker 2: this is what people want from you, that this is
Speaker 2: what they like. Mm hmm that you I don't think
Speaker 2: you want to be doing this.
Speaker 1: No, And I think that's why you're crying the same
Speaker 1: way you made yourself crying. You've created this prison for yourself.
Speaker 4: You know who said, I don't want to be doing this.
Speaker 2: My belt, your belt, the arch.
Speaker 1: Much bigger than a normal belt.
Speaker 4: Team me up, Team me up?
Speaker 2: Well, I love to you doubt mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: I love we're tearing up for an impression. Yeah yeah, okay, Obama.
Speaker 4: Folks oaks. A terrible tragedy happened today, Sarah, I hate
Speaker 4: all the food in the world.
Speaker 2: First name only this at this point, Why I would
Speaker 2: with everything that's going on with you, I think people
Speaker 2: would just call you Sarah at this point. There's we're
Speaker 2: certainly not naming anyone else that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wish I had a last name.
Speaker 1: It would be Yeah, but I hate it. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: thought it's a Sherbert.
Speaker 2: Does Obama?
Speaker 1: Folks?
Speaker 2: That that was point necessarily, That's just what I said.
Speaker 4: Yeah, anytimes you.
Speaker 1: Get into character, folks, man, folks.
Speaker 4: Man, do you want a cheesecake?
Speaker 2: Sure man, sure man.
Speaker 4: Me up up, bro.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we're going to top that Obama.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I topped Obama explode.
Speaker 2: You tried to finger your bit. It sounds like you successfully.
Speaker 1: Did top Obama that that came through. Mm hmm. I
Speaker 1: guess maybe you could do an impression of Michelle Obama
Speaker 1: as well. Okay, as long as we're here, folks.
Speaker 4: I would like to solve the childhood.
Speaker 2: It was actually I got it. Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 4: I'thing I have to solve the adulthood obesity epidemic.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's taking a decently log walk. But we're getting
Speaker 1: the we're getting to where we need to go.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you a long walk.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, get from one end of Sarah to the
Speaker 1: other or something something something. Yeah, it's quite a distance
Speaker 1: because she's so large.
Speaker 2: I almost wanted to go like, do you want to
Speaker 2: have any more HBO shows? Do you want to do
Speaker 2: this with?
Speaker 1: Or another service? Is there another you do next special?
Speaker 1: Maybe beyond Netflix or something?
Speaker 2: And there's something you want to do?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Netflix is a joke, more like Netflix is a
Speaker 4: pokey bowl.
Speaker 1: To hear it would be you'd like to yep, no
Speaker 1: matter back for another pokey bowl a bowl. Netflix is
Speaker 1: a pokey bowl.
Speaker 4: Netflix is tires. You mean my belt, your belt?
Speaker 2: Your belt and your belt also said, I don't want
Speaker 2: to be doing this.
Speaker 4: I guess my bracelet. Didn't know my bracelet TV.
Speaker 1: Show ring was the Rings of Saturn, But then your
Speaker 1: bracelet is a tire.
Speaker 2: I didn't know my bracelet had a TV show.
Speaker 4: I love l a. I would too if I didn't
Speaker 4: knock it into the ocean with my fat as.
Speaker 1: Yeah mm hmm, which is great.
Speaker 2: You would have loved it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you would love You would love it too if
Speaker 1: you you would knock.
Speaker 2: If you hadn't already knocked it into the ocean with.
Speaker 1: Your fat hard to love it. Now it's in the ocean,
Speaker 1: result of fat ass knocking into it. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 2: Just thinking of like your team, Yeah.
Speaker 4: To be to be or not to be so fat?
Speaker 2: I would that or something yeah, pronounced it Tubby. No,
Speaker 2: but to be or not to be so fat?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. Wow.
Speaker 2: I don't think we've ever done a fat joke on
Speaker 2: the show before.
Speaker 1: No, kind of stayed away from it.
Speaker 2: But it like it feels like so long ago now,
Speaker 2: but I do kind of remember the first one, kind
Speaker 2: of feeling like, oh, if we want to be doing
Speaker 2: fat jokes. No, I definitely on the show with the
Speaker 2: like just just before that memory disappear forever, I'm remembering, thinking, well,
Speaker 2: at least that one is over.
Speaker 4: Right, because you're afraid of cancel culture. Cancel culture. The
Speaker 4: thing that my doctor.
Speaker 3: Did during he he during my my my checkup.
Speaker 2: He cancel your culture.
Speaker 1: He's gonna take the thing my doctor did during my checkup. Okay,
Speaker 1: just canceled cancel, which I might be.
Speaker 2: Like my door dash driver canceling my order something like that.
Speaker 2: But no, wait, let's finish this one.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, let's finish this one and we'll see if
Speaker 1: there's another one as well.
Speaker 4: Your doctor, door dash, I'm going door run faster, can't
Speaker 4: come soon enough.
Speaker 2: Instead of dash dash is already fast. Door run faster.
Speaker 4: And that ain't no door. That's a portal to another
Speaker 4: dimension the way I have to be.
Speaker 2: That's not even really size related.
Speaker 1: Science fiction.
Speaker 2: It's just not It has nothing. It's not conditioned on
Speaker 2: the size at all.
Speaker 1: So hot, I would not mind a portal to another dimension?
Speaker 2: What else?
Speaker 1: But what else? What else is in the news?
Speaker 2: Can we finish the cancel culture?
Speaker 1: I just like, yeah, cancel culture. That's what my doctor
Speaker 1: did at my checkup. As what we were where, we were.
Speaker 2: Like they were going to take a like the culture
Speaker 2: like a but he had to use it in a
Speaker 2: hole or like a ship.
Speaker 4: I'm so big.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he didn't have one, so we had to cancel it.
Speaker 1: Had to cancel the culture. He didn't have the proper
Speaker 1: tool to take the sample.
Speaker 2: Which wasn't war.
Speaker 4: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: Are you insulted by the fact that I thought you
Speaker 2: said use it in a horror and it was just
Speaker 2: like just something you.
Speaker 4: Would say because I just keep it moving.
Speaker 2: Philosophy, Like when you encounter help.
Speaker 4: Comedy landscape these days seems to be flattened by my.
Speaker 1: Good by your comedy landscapes flattened by your girth.
Speaker 4: Anyway, what else?
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. So the special is it's been out for?
Speaker 4: Which is what flashes on the scale when I step
Speaker 4: onto it.
Speaker 2: A year flashes a year well like yeah, yeah, nineteen
Speaker 2: seventy eight, Yeah, okay, yeah, almost any year.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess everybody lies.
Speaker 2: Even at that size.
Speaker 1: You shave it down a little bit, you.
Speaker 4: Know, shaving something I wish I can do. I haven't
Speaker 4: been able.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't read too much of a challenge. And
Speaker 1: what would you use for like a razor work a
Speaker 1: big like and or perhaps a sharpened door.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but seriously, it's a really great to be back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good to have you back.
Speaker 2: You're mostly back at this point.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 4: Great to be back in the saddle.
Speaker 1: Bye, Hollywood, Hamburg,