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Speaker 1: It's Me Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Hey, welcome to Meet Eater Trivia, the only game show

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Speaker 2: of conservation always wins. I am your guest host, Phil Taylor,

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Speaker 2: and today we are joined by Ryan Callahan, Spencer Newhart,

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Speaker 2: Brody Henderson, Seth Morris, and Riva Hansen. This is normally

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Speaker 2: a ten round quiz show with questions from meat eaters

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Speaker 2: four verticals which are hunting, fishing, conservation and cooking. But

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Speaker 2: what will it be today? Who's to say, but there

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Speaker 2: will still be a prize, with one of the players

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Speaker 2: donating five hundred dollars to the conservation organization of their choosing.

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Speaker 2: For the stat of the week this week, we are

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Speaker 2: looking at the number ten because that's how many pieces

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Speaker 2: of fish were once stolen from a freezer here at

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Speaker 2: Meat Eater HQ, with a perpetrator never being caught. Jay,

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Speaker 2: we have no IFAQ this week, but Spencer, we have

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Speaker 2: a little bit of housekeeping. Why don't you take that aways.

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Speaker 1: The grand opening of the Milwaukee med Eater stories Friday,

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Speaker 1: September nineteenth, so just a couple of days after this

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Speaker 1: is dropping. Doors open at four pm. Event goes until

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Speaker 1: seven pm. There's food and beer, plus free merch for

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Speaker 1: the first one hundred people through the door. Me, Mark

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Speaker 1: Kenyon and the Wisconsin native Chester Floyd will be there

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Speaker 1: hanging out the stores located at the corners of Brookfield

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Speaker 1: again four to seven pm this Friday. Come stump us

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Speaker 1: with trivia. Tell us your hunting stories, show Chester your

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Speaker 1: fishing pictures. Make really jealous with some musky pictures that

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Speaker 1: you have on your phone. It's going to be fun.

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Speaker 1: And then the next day we will be in Madison

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Speaker 1: for the tailgate tour. So a full weekend of Wisconsin

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Speaker 1: Shenanigans happening soon.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm going to put on a couple of lbs

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Speaker 2: on that loop.

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Speaker 1: It'll be good.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Spencer, cheesekirds. Oh, we've got a lot to

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Speaker 2: get to today. I don't know how long it's going

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Speaker 2: to take, Ashley. So let's get right into the game.

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Speaker 2: Let's play the drop.

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Speaker 3: Power resides where men believe it resides. It's a trick,

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Speaker 3: a shadow on the wall.

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Speaker 2: Different, Phil, feel different. It's Phil Trivia. Baby, You're in

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Speaker 2: the great game. Now, all great games terrifying.

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Speaker 1: We have no idea what to expect. Phil specifically asked

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Speaker 1: for five people here and said, don't snoop around the studio,

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Speaker 1: so a lot of anticipation, Phil.

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Speaker 2: Let's get to it. Our story opens in the mountain

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Speaker 2: town of Bozeman, Montana, because once a humble hamlet of

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Speaker 2: ski bums and college kids who like to fly fish,

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Speaker 2: but now it's filled with more than its fair share

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Speaker 2: of celebrities, tech bros and Texas X paths looking to

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Speaker 2: live out there Dutton ranch fantasies on the outskirts of Yellowstone,

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Speaker 2: each playing their own role and really mucking up the

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Speaker 2: housing market. But more importantly to our story, Bozeman is

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Speaker 2: also home to Meat Eater HQ or every day outdoor

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Speaker 2: loving people come together to produce videos, podcasts, books, and

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Speaker 2: freeze dried stroganof all in the name of celebrating the

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Speaker 2: pursuit of wild game and protecting the land that we

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Speaker 2: all used to do that. Yes, Spencer Newhart, why don't

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Speaker 2: you remind the audience what you do here at Meat

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Speaker 2: Eater and just kind of give us a brief look

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Speaker 2: into a typical work day, specifically a trivia day when

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Speaker 2: you're hosting trivia.

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Speaker 1: I host trivia, So on a typical trivia day, I'm

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Speaker 1: wrapping up any loose ends for the script, and yeah,

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Speaker 1: then we show up here, prep the studio, which is

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Speaker 1: mostly just passing out whiteboards and markers and then usually

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Speaker 1: harassing count to see if he's going to make it

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Speaker 1: or not. And then it takes about an hour to record,

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Speaker 1: and then Phil takes it away from there he does

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Speaker 1: the rest. That's what a day of hosting trivia is.

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Speaker 2: Like, awesome, Spencer, want you to put that whitboard away.

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Speaker 2: You're not gonna need it. Oh, I wouldn't take this

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Speaker 2: twenty sided Die. I want you to give that a

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Speaker 2: roll eighteen eighteen Spencer, Holy crap, you had a great

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Speaker 2: day of work today. Just the best trivia questions. You know,

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Speaker 2: people complain that question number ten was a fishing question,

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Speaker 2: but you know they was still just really well crafted.

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Speaker 2: I'd say you had a great day, Brody, same thing.

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Speaker 2: What do you do here? And what is a typical

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Speaker 2: day for Brodie Henderson looked like.

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Speaker 4: Typical that I write books with this guy named Steven Ronello.

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Speaker 4: He's some people say he's a good writer. So I

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Speaker 4: write a lot and now I'm doing a lot of

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Speaker 4: like visual graphics, like artwork for for artwork for a

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Speaker 2: Right on, there's one for you, Brody, go ada and

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Speaker 2: give that a role. That where's this going? That's an eight, Brodie,

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Speaker 2: You've had better days. You woke up on the right

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Speaker 2: He spilled some coffee on the front of your shirt.

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Speaker 2: Steve came back to you with a bunch of revisions

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Speaker 2: for the book that you didn't really agree with. But hey,

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Speaker 2: he's the boss.

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Speaker 1: It seems like an out.

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Speaker 5: Same for you, uh, senior photographer here at Meat Eater.

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Speaker 5: I do a lot of product photography, shooting white background stuff,

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Speaker 5: which is just, you know, super fun.

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Speaker 2: There is no average day for me. Honestly, every day

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Speaker 5: I do trivia, I do uh all sorts of other

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Speaker 2: I'll sit in them podcasts, you know.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes some days of mediting photos, some days I'm shooting photos,

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Speaker 5: some days I'm shooting video. Steve caught a big giant

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Speaker 5: piece of fat off a buffalo carcass.

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Speaker 2: Some days I'm flashing Beaver's. You just never really know.

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Speaker 2: Give that die a role, seth three. It's been a

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Speaker 2: rough week. U Karen asked you to film a podcast

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Speaker 2: that you have nothing to do with. Really, it's Phil's job,

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Speaker 2: ton of wind. Some of the cameras died, and you

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Speaker 2: film the video cards and said that you'd like them

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Speaker 2: back on time, and he just totally forgot. I still

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Speaker 2: don't have him him. By the way, it sounds like

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Speaker 2: last week for some reason. Cow same for you. Oh,

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Speaker 2: this morning, I wrote an article on uh threat upcoming

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Speaker 2: threats to public lance. I responded to several other things

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Speaker 2: that's kind of average, really, right.

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Speaker 6: Oh, I thought I was going to be the lowest count.

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Speaker 2: You accidentally some some raw meat the night before. It

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Speaker 2: was a horrible night sushi. You and Snort both were

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Speaker 2: up all night for for separate reasons. You got no sleep,

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Speaker 2: You forgot to record your podcast, and Phil hounded you,

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Speaker 2: and then you record the whole thing and then realize

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Speaker 2: do it all over again. This is this is real life.

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Speaker 2: Snort got so sick that I had to leave the

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Speaker 2: and then uh in the morning when I woke up, Uh,

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Speaker 2: And this was the one night where I was like,

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Speaker 2: I can really get some sleep. So yeah, it's one.

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Speaker 2: That's one. Yeah, Horribleva Your Turney.

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Speaker 7: I am on the podcast team with the one and

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Speaker 7: only Phillium over here. I edit and sound design Bear

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Speaker 7: Grease and This Country Life podcast. I publish all of

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Speaker 7: the episodes of all the podcasts, all the places and

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Speaker 7: YouTube and bug this guy about gain his ads recorded

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Speaker 7: and stuff like that.

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Speaker 2: Your turn, Riva.

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Speaker 1: Can't be a worse day than cal.

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Speaker 2: Well twelve, not a bad day, you know. The render

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Speaker 2: could have come in a little bit more on time,

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Speaker 2: you know, but cal goatis ads. Wow, you finished your

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Speaker 2: work early. It's like one pm on a Friday. You

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Speaker 2: just got to wait for the trivia game coming up today.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I like it.

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Speaker 8: Phil. I got a question.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what's up, Brady?

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Speaker 4: Have these dice seen real action and dungeons and dragons?

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Speaker 2: This may be the first time. Oh wow, okay, where

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Speaker 2: they purchased just for this purpose? I don't know let's see. Well, thanks, guys.

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Speaker 2: Today's an exciting day at the office because not only

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Speaker 2: is it a Friday, but it's also a trivia record day,

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Speaker 2: and a couple of out of town colleagues, Clay and Chester,

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Speaker 2: Friday afternoon, most of your colleagues are out getting fueled

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Speaker 2: It's nice to be here. How are you good? Good?

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Speaker 2: You guys playing trivia today?

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Speaker 2: We Lay, I didn't get the invite, you know. That's

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Speaker 2: that's that's all right. What are you gonna do about it?

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Speaker 1: Well, your accent is a little weird today too.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about. It sounds exactly

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Speaker 2: after some walleye after the game, right, yeah, absolutely yeah, Clay.

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Speaker 2: Oh nice to run into you guys down here. You're

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Speaker 2: playing trivia?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, according at one o'clock.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're lucky. I'm not playing which your asses? Uh uh.

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Speaker 2: Clay turns to Steve and says, Steve, what's what's in

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Speaker 2: I just got back from Louisiana. Got some reds uh

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Speaker 2: and to grab the fish and take off. But you guys,

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Speaker 2: you guys have a have a fun game.

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Speaker 1: Okay, thanks Steve.

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Speaker 2: Yeah uh so, but before that, Steve asked Chester and

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Speaker 2: Clay to help him get some more stuff out of

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Speaker 2: his car and bring it to the freezer. Pretty standard.

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Speaker 2: But now you all walk into the podcast studio, Spencer

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Speaker 2: sits at the host seat, and you all play a

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Speaker 2: game of trivia. What I want you to do now

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Speaker 2: is to roll that same die if you got a

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Speaker 2: ten or above earlier when you rolled, for what kind

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Speaker 2: of a day you had? I want you to add

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Speaker 2: a four to this role. If you had a bad

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Speaker 2: day one through nine, got to subtract a four. This

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Speaker 2: is crazy, but Cal, you still want the game of

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Speaker 2: trivia despite shitting your pants all night. Yeah, keep turning

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Speaker 2: your podcast in late so you know. Congratulations to Cal.

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Speaker 2: You did. What conservation organization would you like to donate

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Speaker 2: your five hundred dollars to. We're gonna go back country

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Speaker 2: hunters and anglers please, eh A great, great, typical typical. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 2: after the game, y all head out into the hallway. Spencer.

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Speaker 1: Oh, oh my goodness, oh my god, what you're doing here?

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Speaker 2: Crazy? It was so nice of you to meet Spencer, right.

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Speaker 1: I did not know this was happening. My wife is

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Speaker 5: Studios the Crazy Craziest Trivia episode.

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Speaker 2: As you'll get up and file out a studio. Those

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Speaker 2: Steven Ronella. He says, Hi, all they are about tennis

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Speaker 2: pieces of fish from the SRMI Louisiana shoot that were

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Speaker 2: Did anyone move items or take items for shoots? Maybe

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Speaker 2: offer a reward twenty dollars for any infom Well, the

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Speaker 2: In with the office being mostly empty, the list of

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get them.

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Speaker 2: You'll take a stock of everyone in the office, and

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Speaker 2: by your estimation, the only people you know who are

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Speaker 2: You can look around the building. You can talk to

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he might have done it out of spite,

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Speaker 1: Let's talk to Chester. I don't think Chester can lie either.

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Speaker 1: Clay can't really lie. Let's let's talk to Chester.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. You all head up to Chester's office, and from

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Speaker 2: file in and oh, hey guys, Oh hey, what's the occasions?

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Speaker 2: Hey guys, Yeah, how's it going. Apologies to the entire

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Speaker 2: state of Wisconsin. You go, what are you doing here? Well,

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Speaker 2: some fish has gone missing and we'd like to come

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Speaker 1: And there's not many folks at the office to day. Chester,

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Speaker 8: Well, I saw it coming off the bat.

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Speaker 1: We're just seeing what he knows.

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Speaker 2: Lots of opportunity for good cops here. Yeah, Chester turns

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Speaker 9: Did you actually put it in the freezer? Because sometimes

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Speaker 9: I definitely I put it in the freezer. I mean

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, well yeah, maybe we should

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Speaker 2: You think, Spencer, once you go ahead and roll that

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Speaker 1: I rolled a thirteen.

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Speaker 2: Okay. Uh, this is a little bit of an insight

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Speaker 2: check into Chester. He's telling you the truth, but he's

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay.

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Speaker 2: I I helped Steve bring in, bringing what he wanted,

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Speaker 2: and then you know, I just came up here write

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Speaker 2: some music, that's all. Okay, So you brought in what

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Speaker 2: he wanted, but not necessarily everything. Yeah, I don't. I mean, guys,

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Speaker 2: I'm I'm allergic to fish. I don't know why you're

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Speaker 8: Did you see someone else?

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Speaker 2: Fish? Just Clay? You know, I honestly if I if

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Speaker 2: I were you, I would go talk to I would

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Speaker 2: go talk to Clay. I don't know who else is here.

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Speaker 10: Hey, Chester, maybe you wanna come with everyone to talk

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Speaker 2: Maybe, yeah, I'll do that. Let's go Igay, see, I'll

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Speaker 2: get up. You go over to Clay's office. Oh, what's

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Speaker 2: what's the occasion? Is the Spanish inquisition or what's going

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Speaker 1: Well, Clay, some fish has gone missing. That Chester says

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Speaker 2: And it sounded like you were there when Check put

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Speaker 2: You're gonna make a perception check for me. Ten. That's

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Speaker 2: exactly what you needed. You Notice that Clay does a

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Speaker 2: quick side glance to Chester at the mention of the freezer.

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Speaker 2: Me and Chester helped Steve bring in his fish and

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Speaker 2: a couple other things, put him in the freezer and a.

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Speaker 11: Couple other things. What else is going in the freezer?

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Speaker 2: Listen, guys, I don't know what else to tell you.

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Speaker 2: I mean, Chester can say we brought in the fish. Honestly,

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Speaker 2: I'm a little offended this is even happening right now.

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Speaker 2: I like to come into town and see you guys

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Speaker 2: and not having a great time. To be honest, did

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Speaker 2: you happen to notice anybody else around the freezer? Col

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Speaker 2: go ahead and make an intimidation check. Fourteen play turns

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Speaker 2: to Chester. They look at you. Okay, I'm sorry, I

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Speaker 2: swear we didn't take any fish. But Steve told us

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Speaker 2: Dometic sent us as sort of like a promotional thing.

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Speaker 2: He said he didn't want us to take it, but

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Speaker 2: it's ice cream. We took the gosh dar and ice cream. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I can show you. We can bring you

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Speaker 2: real sweet tooths in those mouths too. Just Chester, Chester

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Speaker 2: looks incredibly shameful right now. Well, anyway, you guys, with

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Speaker 2: for you to make a perception check. Oh six, okay,

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Speaker 2: Well you don't notice everything, but one thing you absolutely

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Speaker 2: do notice is that your dog Snort, who you haven't

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Speaker 2: The freezer door is open, and she her mouth is

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Speaker 2: just full of bags of food, crackers, freeze, dried meats, jerky.

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Speaker 11: We should follow her, should probably investigate.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, you'all congregate around the freezer and investigate.

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Speaker 2: And looking in, you see no sign of Snort. But

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Speaker 10: Okay, well, I've canceled our reservation. We have to check

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we should investigate the freezer portal for sure.

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Speaker 2: So you guys are going to dive into the freezer, Yes,

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Speaker 2: yes we are.

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Speaker 8: We're gonna throw something in and see what happens.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's a good idea, Brody. What would you like

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Speaker 5: The fetuses that Krinn has freezer?

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Speaker 2: All right, take a pig fetus, throw it down. You're

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Speaker 4: I hope we should go get Steve and see if

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Speaker 2: Well, Steve took off for the day. Yeah, I mean,

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Speaker 2: strange assortment of five different weapons. You see a traditional

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Speaker 2: Co gave the chili. It's crazy. There are six things

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Speaker 1: Okay, should we figure out who takes what weapon then?

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Speaker 4: So if we decided we can't let Cal go alone

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Cal, you're probably the best traditional archery person

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Speaker 2: I would say I can't imagine that's the best weapon

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Speaker 4: I want that big ass axe.

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Speaker 1: There we go as the winner of the sig shooting

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Speaker 1: competition earlier this year, I should probably have the three

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Speaker 8: You know how to use a couple of skin in

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Speaker 9: I can use a skinny knife, I know, I don't

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Speaker 10: Frankly, I don't feel like a safe person with any

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Speaker 11: So maybe I'll take the guitar.

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Speaker 1: Play but you can play what what was your instrument?

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Speaker 12: You never know when something needs to.

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Speaker 2: Perfect.

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Speaker 11: Thank you, Thank.

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Speaker 2: You, skinny knives.

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Speaker 1: Phil has now distributed some pieces of paper that have

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Speaker 2: We chose everything I like. I put information on the sheet,

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Speaker 2: only pertinent information. Frankly, about only a quarter of this

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Speaker 2: after you, guys, I'll take these weapons. You look down

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Speaker 2: into the hole, give a salute to Clay and Chester,

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Speaker 2: who are going to stay back. You know, someone's got

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Speaker 2: not going to eat itself, so they hang back, and

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Speaker 2: you all take turns, heading feet first into this mysterious hole.

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Speaker 2: And after sliding down a surprisingly smooth shoot of soil

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Speaker 2: and loam for about twenty thirty feet, you can't help

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Speaker 2: but feel the air becoming thick with moisture, even as

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Speaker 2: of the slide begins to take over. And then do

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Speaker 2: you land on an unexpectedly soft and foamy surface. Incomplete

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Speaker 2: and total darkness of everyone around here could make a

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Speaker 2: perception check for me. So you're going to roll the

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Speaker 2: twenty sided die the one that you've had the whole time.

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Speaker 2: There is a stat listed in the blue highlighted section

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Speaker 2: that says perception. I would like you to add that

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Speaker 2: number to the die and tell me what you got.

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Speaker 1: In the blue area.

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Speaker 2: I don't see intelligence, wisdom, charisma, constitution, dexterity, and strength

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Speaker 11: Oh in the wisdom, Yes.

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Speaker 2: Under wisdom percept five.

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Speaker 8: So what do we add that number to our number?

436
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,840
Speaker 2: Yep, to their number you got on the die.

437
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:27,360
Speaker 1: I have a fourteen plus five, so in nineteen whoa dang?

438
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 8: I have an eighteen plus one nineteen.

439
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:36,720
Speaker 2: Sixteen plus three nineteen I have eight total Riva.

440
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,359
Speaker 11: Four were not very perceptive.

441
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:43,000
Speaker 2: No, well, other than a thick humidity and a smell

442
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:47,439
Speaker 2: of rotting fermenting vegetation, you have really no perception of

443
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:48,960
Speaker 2: anything around you. I mean, you can't even get a

444
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,720
Speaker 2: sense of the size of the space you're in. Is

445
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,680
Speaker 2: there is essentially no reverberation of sound to give you

446
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:56,840
Speaker 2: any sort of kind of subconscious echo location. The one

447
00:23:56,840 --> 00:24:02,159
Speaker 2: thing that you three notice is that you feel almost

448
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:05,119
Speaker 2: a glow throughout your entire bodies, you know, like you

449
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 2: just chugged like a nitro cold brew, or like like

450
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:11,120
Speaker 2: a five milligram gummy is just kicking in something like that.

451
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:13,000
Speaker 1: Okay, what's that feel like?

452
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:18,080
Speaker 2: Or Mount knops a night perhaps, Oh yeah, that as well.

453
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:21,360
Speaker 2: But Brody, you notice on the ground there just a

454
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:26,400
Speaker 2: very faint, pulsing purple light emanating from a tiny mushroom.

455
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:31,240
Speaker 8: M Spencer, what kind of mushroom is that?

456
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:34,639
Speaker 1: I have never seen a mushroom like that that pulsates.

457
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,800
Speaker 1: I mean the closest thing would maybe be like a

458
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 1: fly at Garrick, but it doesn't look too much like

459
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:40,800
Speaker 1: a fly a Gerrick.

460
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,679
Speaker 2: I bet Shelby, Oh eat it?

461
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:46,880
Speaker 10: Uh no, actually, don't touch it. Spencer loves to touch

462
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 10: a mushroom he's investigating.

463
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,719
Speaker 11: Don't touch that. I don't know what that is.

464
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:53,400
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I would rather not touch it and maybe poke.

465
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,800
Speaker 10: At it a little, not with your hand, maybe like

466
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,200
Speaker 10: with your.

467
00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:00,480
Speaker 1: Rifle, just in case it gets sure.

468
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:02,280
Speaker 2: All right, you take your rifle and you give the

469
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:07,639
Speaker 2: little mushroom a poke, and then, almost immediately, like a

470
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,880
Speaker 2: ripple reverberating in a still pond, a wave of light

471
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:15,080
Speaker 2: emanates from the small mushroom and hundreds of thousands, maybe

472
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:18,879
Speaker 2: millions of mushrooms and fungal growths. A light in the

473
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:23,119
Speaker 2: space with an electric iridescence, bright at first, then dimming

474
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,440
Speaker 2: down into a soft glow. But it's enough to light

475
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:29,080
Speaker 2: this entire area that you're in. Okay, you stand inside

476
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:32,879
Speaker 2: a massive cavern, maybe four hundred feet high. You can

477
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:35,520
Speaker 2: see the ceiling because there's also fungal growths along the

478
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:39,879
Speaker 2: ceiling that are lit up as well, But the space

479
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:42,119
Speaker 2: is so expansive you can't see any sort of wall

480
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:44,560
Speaker 2: in any cardinal direction. Your only sense of where to

481
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 2: go from here is a crudely cut trail right in

482
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,679
Speaker 2: front of you that's carved through a section of this

483
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:56,960
Speaker 2: fungal forest. Could this be what's having averse effects on

484
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:57,400
Speaker 2: my dog?

485
00:25:58,560 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 11: Yeah, snored around?

486
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,679
Speaker 2: Have we call kay I? Why don't you give me

487
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:06,879
Speaker 2: an investigation check with advantage? What that means is you

488
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 2: roll that twenty sided die twice and you take the

489
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:17,640
Speaker 2: highest result that's twelve or five. Take twelve. You are

490
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 2: going to add your investigation score on there, which I

491
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 2: believe is under intelligence. If you can read, I can

492
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:28,439
Speaker 2: bring the lights up well. Oddly enough, in both the

493
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:32,119
Speaker 2: intelligence and charisma categories. I have zero's across the board,

494
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:35,920
Speaker 2: so well, you know what, that's still enough. The number

495
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:37,480
Speaker 2: on the die was the number on the die was

496
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,880
Speaker 2: high enough. You only needed a twelve. All right, we'll

497
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:41,919
Speaker 2: take it. You get down on your knees, and you notice.

498
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,640
Speaker 2: I mean it's you can't mistake it for anything else.

499
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,639
Speaker 2: Snorts tracks are right right down the stream.

500
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:50,760
Speaker 12: We're gonna have to follow it.

501
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:52,920
Speaker 11: Yeah, I think we better go investigate.

502
00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:57,160
Speaker 1: We should probably be strategic about who goes first, though,

503
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:58,560
Speaker 1: based on the weapons here.

504
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:02,760
Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying this is a serious situation because

505
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,560
Speaker 2: this is abnormal behavior for that dog.

506
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, maybe cal first or what then?

507
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 2: All right, dog called that a marching order spencer. You're

508
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 2: on it. I appreciate it. Col's in front, y'all had

509
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 2: in a single file line progress down the trail. Uh.

510
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 2: I mean you've never seen anything like this before. No,

511
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 2: just an expanse of insane fungal grows and mushrooms that

512
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:27,640
Speaker 2: some look familiar like a fla garrick or some sort

513
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,400
Speaker 2: of morale looking thing, but others that look completely alien

514
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 2: with tendrils growing off of them kind of are drifting

515
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 2: in a completely breezeless and sort of there's no air

516
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 2: movement in this space. Whatsoever?

517
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:42,120
Speaker 1: What's the Netflix show you like? Fill the that has

518
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:45,760
Speaker 1: the upside down in its stranger things? It feels like

519
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 1: that a Lotte.

520
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 2: It kind of looks like it's not too dissimilar.

521
00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 4: I'd say for the last of us, we got to

522
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 4: worry about effect us.

523
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 2: I don't know what to find out. You know, even

524
00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 2: though there's not a lot of sound in here, k

525
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:03,680
Speaker 2: usually when they get close enough you hear you only

526
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:06,639
Speaker 2: see just silhouettes of some animal you've never seen before.

527
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 2: Looks something like a bat with just a wingspan of

528
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 2: about seven or eight feet and a long tail like

529
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 2: a fox.

530
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:13,399
Speaker 8: Dangerous.

531
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:16,119
Speaker 2: Some of the fungal vines that are growing on these

532
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:18,199
Speaker 2: trees recoil as you walk past, as if they can

533
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,679
Speaker 2: sense that you're there and don't want any part of you.

534
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:23,119
Speaker 2: But after about twenty minutes of following the trail, you

535
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:28,320
Speaker 2: hear a distant sound of rolling water, and several minutes

536
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 2: later you arrive at a cliff's edge, and the trail

537
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,119
Speaker 2: ends here. But you can tell it didn't used to

538
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,920
Speaker 2: because you can spot the remains of a rope bridge

539
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 2: hanging directly under you, and you can see posts at

540
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 2: the other side of this canyon. It's on the other

541
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 2: side of this cliff, as if the rope bridge was

542
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,600
Speaker 2: attached there and was severed and fell towards your side

543
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 2: of the canyon. You also, you know, you notice the

544
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 2: source of the running water. There's a relatively fast moving

545
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 2: river that's running through the canyon and kind of curves

546
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 2: with the canyon in the direction of the trail across

547
00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 2: the canyon. And you also notice an overturned skiff down

548
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 2: on the shore of this river in the canyon, and

549
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,479
Speaker 2: there's kind of an embankment about thirty forty feet off

550
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 2: to the side. If you wanted to get down there,

551
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 2: you could. However, before you decide what to do about

552
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 2: this impasse, it would be nearly impossible to miss the

553
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 2: desecrated and mangled dead body about ten feet.

554
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 1: To or left.

555
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest with your kids, I don't think

556
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 2: this is about the fish fillet is at this point.

557
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:24,840
Speaker 2: I was just gonna say, are we still looking for the.

558
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 1: Fish the fishing sort?

559
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, and who's dead? Well, keep in mind too, if

560
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,440
Speaker 2: I'm leaving the pack and we just walk for twenty minutes.

561
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 2: We're more than a mile underground. Seth and Brody, you

562
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 2: guys are good skiff folks. We're crossing this thing or what.

563
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 8: How many people we got?

564
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, we should look at that dead?

565
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 11: Are they too dead for healing?

566
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 2: Word? At this point, they're dead dead. I can smell, Shelby.

567
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 2: Do you want to get closer and look?

568
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'll get up there and like give them a

569
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 10: little nudge with the guitar.

570
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 2: I don't care about to make an investigation check and

571
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 2: if anyone would like to help her they love some help,

572
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 2: then they can also roll. I'm not even gonna have

573
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 2: you add your modifier there, because that is plenty. On

574
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 2: A nineteen, you notice that he is almost chewed apart completely.

575
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 2: All the fat and muscle from every single limb is

576
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,080
Speaker 2: just I mean, it's just ripped off of his His

577
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 2: body's been probably dead for about two to three weeks,

578
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 2: you'd guess. But even with his muscle mostly missing, you

579
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 2: still see a very large claw scratch across his back deep,

580
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 2: I mean, just like probably went through bone as well.

581
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 11: Like that powerful guys, what could have done this? That's

582
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 11: a pretty crazy gah.

583
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 1: Maybe that creature that was flying around before maybe the

584
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 1: intimidate or the fake snort we saw. Either way, I

585
00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 1: don't think we should hang around, though.

586
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:03,280
Speaker 2: Some things you do find though. He's got a pack

587
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 2: on him, or at least he used to. And in

588
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 2: that pack is a letter, Shelby. Do you want to

589
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 2: take that and read it out loud? Please?

590
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:17,240
Speaker 10: Yes? I found something addressed to X. The more mort

591
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 10: Goth portal is compromise. The denizens of the material plane

592
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 10: must not discover this truth. Defend the causeway with whatever

593
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,800
Speaker 10: magic you have at your disposal. I've been told you

594
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:30,160
Speaker 10: have a way with fauna and flora. Do not disappoint

595
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:30,719
Speaker 10: me again.

596
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 1: Woo okay, and.

597
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 2: Sort of mysterious missive And also with Zeth that incredibly

598
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:43,000
Speaker 2: high investigation check that you helped Shelby with. You also

599
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:47,200
Speaker 2: find two potions of healing. If you would like to

600
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 2: take any of these, you can spread them out as

601
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 2: you would like to. You find a potion of invulnerability,

602
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:56,479
Speaker 2: which makes you makes you take half damage from anything

603
00:31:56,560 --> 00:32:00,720
Speaker 2: for an app for one minute, so that doesn't seem

604
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 2: the time to use this, all right, And you pass

605
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 2: the check high enough to notice that there is a

606
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 2: kind of nook in the stump of the tree that

607
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 2: this man died near as if you're trying to hide something,

608
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 2: you see just like a little bit a piece of

609
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 2: parchment kind of sticking out, and you pull out a

610
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 2: scroll and it's just got it's got magic runes written

611
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 2: all over it. I mean, if you were still up

612
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 2: in Bozeman, you would not be able to read this.

613
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 2: But something about the air, sort of like lay line

614
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 2: magic that seems to be emanating in this space gives

615
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 2: you the ability to read this script. And this is

616
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 2: a magic scroll of remove curse, remove curse. And you

617
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 2: also find this cloak of billowing seth. You can read

618
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 2: that and tell me in anybody who wants it can

619
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 2: have it. While wearing this cloak, you can use a

620
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 2: bonus action to make it billow dramatically.

621
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 4: Wow, you better hold onto that one.

622
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I mean you've picked this area clean.

623
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 2: So now you stand at the edge of this cliff,

624
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 2: a river unneath you, a boat on the shore, and

625
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,560
Speaker 2: a broken rope bridge out of you. Reva, what do

626
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 2: you think?

627
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 7: Ooh, I was thinking we hook up a rope here, That's.

628
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 8: What I was thinking.

629
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 4: We could split up, send three across the rope and

630
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 4: three down to the boat.

631
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good idea, very good.

632
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:37,719
Speaker 2: Wow, it's a little more complicated than but yeah, your

633
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 2: guys call, what do you want to do?

634
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 8: It'll work for sure.

635
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 2: Okay, let's do it all right? So who's who's going

636
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 2: to be firing? I mean, you've got the boat, I guess, yeah,

637
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 2: I will shoot an arrow across the chasm. I'm going

638
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 2: to attach your rope to the arrow and shoot it

639
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 2: across the chasm. Yes. Great. I want you to give

640
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:57,000
Speaker 2: me something I've got much practice with. Yeah, I would

641
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 2: like you to give you just a straight dexterity checks.

642
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 2: Gonna roll the twenty sided die and add just the

643
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 2: big dexterity number that is not that's above all the

644
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:08,839
Speaker 2: other ones care. That's twelve, and I get a plus two,

645
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 2: So fourteen you only needed twelve. It hits kind of

646
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,800
Speaker 2: the post that was holding up the rope bridge before

647
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:22,360
Speaker 2: seems pretty sturdy. So who's going first.

648
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 4: I'll climb across brod. I'll use it for a zip line.

649
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 2: Tie at the end of the rope too, Like I

650
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 2: just kind of the stuff firm looking, Yeah, stuff where

651
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:34,360
Speaker 2: the dead body is and it seems like a pretty

652
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 2: hot line. Who's crossing? I'll go first, all right, I'm

653
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 2: not even gonna make your roll, Brody. It's it's not

654
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:43,839
Speaker 2: that tough. You hold on with both hands, you work

655
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 2: your way across, and you make it to the other side.

656
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 2: Got you guys all all gonna follow this way?

657
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:49,880
Speaker 1: He made that look easy.

658
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:54,240
Speaker 4: Someone's got to run the boat.

659
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,239
Speaker 2: What kind of down to It's kind of a beat

660
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 2: up looking skiff.

661
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:00,920
Speaker 11: You can always go down afterwards.

662
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,400
Speaker 10: I think maybe we should stick together at least until

663
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:07,440
Speaker 10: we know what we're facing here. Yeah, I think we should,

664
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:11,279
Speaker 10: you know we could. But also I think I might

665
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:15,279
Speaker 10: be the only healer in the adventuring party, So maybe

666
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:16,959
Speaker 10: I'll just stick with everybody.

667
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:20,880
Speaker 2: Maybe just a yeah, let's go across, all right, everyone

668
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 2: takes turns crossing the road. Yeah, good job, guys. You

669
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:24,520
Speaker 2: make it over safe.

670
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:25,240
Speaker 1: That was easy.

671
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I gave you you guys took the less obvious path,

672
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:32,280
Speaker 2: and you guys are.

673
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:34,320
Speaker 4: I was just worried that, you know, Snort wouldn't have

674
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 4: gone across that, so she might have gone.

675
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 2: She's a swimming son of a gun, but she's.

676
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 1: Also a good jumper. Though. She could have cleared that

677
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 1: thing no problem, especially in this upside down world we're in.

678
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 2: You make your way down the trail now that you're

679
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:54,920
Speaker 2: reconnected to it, and you see a large growth of

680
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:58,840
Speaker 2: these glowing mushrooms ahead of you in a massive clearing

681
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 2: my head, and atop them like a throne is a

682
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:07,799
Speaker 2: massive black, humanoid looking house cat.

683
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 1: Oh.

684
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 2: It's picking its teeth the claw of one pot, and

685
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 2: it's in its other pots holding kind of like a

686
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:18,759
Speaker 2: wriggling ball of leech like slugs all knotted together, kind

687
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:28,919
Speaker 2: of pulsing in this weird lavender color. Yep. The next

688
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 2: thing you see is Snort sitting at the foot of

689
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:35,960
Speaker 2: this throne with just a vacant, empty look in the eyes.

690
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 8: You're gonna put an air between the things eyes.

691
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:42,800
Speaker 5: I think we get Spencer with the rifle to dispatch

692
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 5: that cat.

693
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 1: Well is that it looks like Set's cat. I don't

694
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 1: want to shoot Set's cat.

695
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:52,360
Speaker 10: Thing doesn't know we're in there yet. Have we like

696
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 10: revealed ourselves? Has it found us?

697
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 2: It's interesting you say that because as soon as you

698
00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 2: enter the clearing, cat makes icon act with Wow, was

699
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:07,439
Speaker 2: it you who turned on the lights? I was trying

700
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,239
Speaker 2: to have a little rest, and apparently that's not going

701
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 2: to happen today. Come on, let's get this over with.

702
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 2: Come in, come in, m all right.

703
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 11: We all file in, or at least I do to ca.

704
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:19,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a safe sounding cat. I don't think

705
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 1: we need to kill it quite yet.

706
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:26,279
Speaker 2: I'd put around in the chamber. Spencer's going first.

707
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:29,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, my finger is on the safe, but I haven't

708
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,799
Speaker 1: taken it off safe yet. I'm crap all with this cat.

709
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:38,800
Speaker 2: Well, I knew when the beast referring to Snort returned

710
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 2: all panicked, I knew that something was a miss, and

711
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 2: so I was just waiting for this moment. Let me explain.

712
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:49,080
Speaker 2: I was minding my own business up there where you

713
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:53,840
Speaker 2: all we all live, when a dreadfully ugly man in

714
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 2: a cloak stole me away into the freezer, brought me

715
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:00,800
Speaker 2: down here and said some gobbledy gook and cursed me

716
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 2: and turned me into this abomination and said that, you know,

717
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:06,319
Speaker 2: in exchange for supplying me with food down here, that

718
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:09,399
Speaker 2: I would guard this trail and kill anything that tried

719
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 2: to pass. And he gave me the command, gave me

720
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 2: this this thing holds a little ball of leeches in

721
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 2: his hand, to command all of the yeah, freaky little

722
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:21,799
Speaker 2: dudes down here, and after you know, several days of

723
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:25,840
Speaker 2: him bringing me rotten fish, you know, birds with sharp

724
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:29,399
Speaker 2: wings and dry mushrooms, I decided that, you know, ugly

725
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 2: man in the cloak looked rather tasty himself. Oh so

726
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 2: you know, it turns out that despite his poor taste

727
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,720
Speaker 2: in mid day snacks, he was the only thing keeping

728
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 2: me from starving. You know, I decided to create a

729
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 2: new servant for myself after I you know, is he

730
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 2: still there?

731
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:44,759
Speaker 11: Did you kill ex?

732
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 2: Or?

733
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:45,799
Speaker 11: What was his name?

734
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 2: Xana told I don't know him. He didn't tell me.

735
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:51,720
Speaker 2: I only heard from others.

736
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:55,760
Speaker 11: Does this look familiar to you, mister Catman.

737
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:58,400
Speaker 2: The dead guy? I killed him and I hate him

738
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:02,360
Speaker 2: and his face, of course. Yeah that's what cads do.

739
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:02,799
Speaker 10: Yeah.

740
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 2: Well, you know, it turns out he was quite useful

741
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 2: to me, but I had to eat something.

742
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,360
Speaker 11: You see any fresh fish lately? Catman?

743
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 2: Yeah? Funny you should say that. Normally, this little ball

744
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 2: allows me to communicate with the things in this area.

745
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,719
Speaker 2: I've tried to reach out to, you know, humans like

746
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,239
Speaker 2: you above, and it's never worked. But a couple of

747
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 2: days ago I was able to connect with this thing

748
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 2: pointing to snort. According to the Skinny Wizard, that wasn't

749
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:37,440
Speaker 2: supposed to be possible. But this life form that I

750
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 2: connected with had somehow been marked by a creature of

751
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 2: this realm. And he points to you and turns out

752
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 2: that whatever scarred your pup was much more than just

753
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:52,359
Speaker 2: a simple snake. I don't know how all this works.

754
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 2: I'm how new to this whole thing. I've only been

755
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:58,840
Speaker 2: here for a few weeks. But now he's my servant.

756
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 2: I'm sorry she she is my servant, and I'm not

757
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 2: giving her back. And you can't make m That fish

758
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 2: was delicious, by the way, And from this perspective, you

759
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:11,359
Speaker 2: all look quite like mice. So what do you say?

760
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:15,760
Speaker 2: We cut to the chase. She hisses, runs up a tree,

761
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 2: and that's what we're going to do a quick transition.

762
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 2: During that quick break, we had everyone rolled the dye

763
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:23,439
Speaker 2: to see where they would go in the initiative order

764
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 2: of combat. Here, first to go is Brody Henderson. Brody,

765
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:32,440
Speaker 2: you've got a giant axe. You may move thirty feet.

766
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 2: Each one of these squares represents five feet, am I

767
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 2: right here? Down forward? Five fifteen thirty. How's that? Oh?

768
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:48,720
Speaker 12: Look a strong?

769
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 2: Good story. We're just sprinting towards each other maybe I

770
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 2: should have put you guys closer together. Oh well, you'll

771
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 2: you'll learn and you do better next time. The cat's

772
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 2: turn is next. He is going to hiss at you

773
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:03,359
Speaker 2: once again and then run up this tree here. He's

774
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,279
Speaker 2: not going to do anything. Was pretend he's on the tree.

775
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 2: He's going to be watching. Yes, he's the cat is treed,

776
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 2: and he's actually going to take an action right now.

777
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:15,840
Speaker 2: He's going to try to hide from you, which is

778
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:16,919
Speaker 2: something you can do as well.

779
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 3: Uh.

780
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 2: He succeeds, so as far as you know, he went

781
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:25,799
Speaker 2: behind that tree and disappeared un tell on the battlefield. Uh.

782
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 2: But right before he ran into the tree, he squeezes

783
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:31,759
Speaker 2: a little leech ball and these mushrooms it's kind of

784
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 2: sprouted out of the ground and it came to life.

785
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:41,080
Speaker 2: Snort is also seemingly uh, your antagonist currently, but you

786
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:43,719
Speaker 2: can see kind of a lavender glow in her eyes,

787
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 2: the same one emanating from that ball of leeches in

788
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 2: the cat's hand. Try to get that ball leach.

789
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:53,240
Speaker 11: Yes, and what did we do with that dispel curse? Scroll?

790
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:57,360
Speaker 11: Is sprout cursed or a snort curse?

791
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 2: And maybe try to use it later if you want

792
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:05,320
Speaker 2: to or not. It's up to you. Coming up next

793
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:07,359
Speaker 2: is Spencer. You're up.

794
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:11,280
Speaker 1: I want to run closer to the cat while also

795
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:12,240
Speaker 1: trying to stay behind.

796
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:13,359
Speaker 11: You don't know where the cat is.

797
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 1: Well, we saw behind the tree, towards the tree. We

798
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 1: want to go towards that tree.

799
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 2: Okay, so you are here. You want to be as

800
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:23,319
Speaker 2: close as you can.

801
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:25,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I want to stay behind that tree too,

802
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:27,920
Speaker 1: So like, yeah, there we go.

803
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:32,400
Speaker 2: Take out this is This is just for scale and perspective.

804
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:34,600
Speaker 2: If you guess you guys aren't actually sleeping or dead.

805
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 2: You're standing and you look proud and brave. Spencer, you

806
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:41,560
Speaker 2: have a long range hunting rifle, which means that you

807
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:43,760
Speaker 2: like I'm like Brody, you can attack things.

808
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 1: From Okay, I I would like to take aim at

809
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 1: that ball of leeches that has control of snort.

810
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,080
Speaker 2: Okay, First, because the cat is hiding, I need you

811
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:55,279
Speaker 2: to make a perception check to see if you can

812
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 2: find the cat. If you do not, rolling Bubby seventeen,

813
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:05,320
Speaker 2: you do not find the cat. You see the cat, Yeah,

814
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:08,279
Speaker 2: he thinks he's being sneaky, but he's not. Okay, you're

815
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:11,239
Speaker 2: better than he is. I will tell you right now.

816
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 2: The cat's armor class, which is the number you have

817
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 2: to hit with your diet to hit the cat is

818
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 2: a twelve, pretty low because you're trying to shoot a

819
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:20,439
Speaker 2: specific part of its body. I'm going to add three

820
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:22,759
Speaker 2: to that, so you need to hit a fifteen. If

821
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 2: you look at your yellow box, you're gonna roll your

822
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:27,719
Speaker 2: D twenty and there's a number next to that that

823
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:28,399
Speaker 2: you add to.

824
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:31,400
Speaker 1: It plus four and it's a one, So five.

825
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 2: Five and a that one means you miss no matter what.

826
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:37,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, bad shot, You're all right.

827
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:43,160
Speaker 2: Next up is the one of the mushrooms. Here. This

828
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 2: mushroom is gonna you can't move very fast, so he's

829
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:48,399
Speaker 2: only going here.

830
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:52,319
Speaker 1: Okay, seth, you're up.

831
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 2: So what do I do? You can move and you

832
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 2: can attack, and if you want to do anything else,

833
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:58,319
Speaker 2: it's ask me about it and I'll tell you if

834
00:43:58,360 --> 00:43:58,959
Speaker 2: you can or can't.

835
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:02,400
Speaker 11: Those mush look pretty, uh, pretty dangerous.

836
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 2: I guess I just moved to him. Eh, sounds like

837
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:06,919
Speaker 2: a plan.

838
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 1: What's your weapons?

839
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 2: I don't think there's I don't think now is the time.

840
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 2: I do have some. I think I put a little

841
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:19,360
Speaker 2: dagger in here, but we'll just keep going. You can

842
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:20,840
Speaker 2: get probably about this close.

843
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:22,839
Speaker 12: All right, that's getting pretty close to that.

844
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 1: I think you can throw those there, No, you.

845
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 2: Can, but you can't. They don't come back to you.

846
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:31,840
Speaker 2: So I mean you can go pull you know, you

847
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:35,400
Speaker 2: can go recover it. Okay, So now what will I do?

848
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:38,239
Speaker 2: I'm just there. It turns basically over. Okay, it's all

849
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:41,280
Speaker 2: you can do right now. Now it's the big old bosses,

850
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 2: not the cat, but that mushroom with the sprout out

851
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 2: of its head, that is the leader of the mushroom pack.

852
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 2: He is going to run towards so.

853
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:55,840
Speaker 8: But I don't know if you can get close enough. Nope,

854
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:56,719
Speaker 8: he's just gonna.

855
00:44:56,520 --> 00:45:00,960
Speaker 2: Hang out there. Okay, So now it is your turn.

856
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:03,880
Speaker 2: Can I shoot that mushroom? You absolutely can? Which one

857
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:05,759
Speaker 2: are you gonna aim for? Here? The one next is

858
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:09,759
Speaker 2: closest to SETH one closer to SETH. Yeah, have about it.

859
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:13,239
Speaker 2: You need to go ahead and roll that the big one,

860
00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:17,959
Speaker 2: the twenty sided die there, the red and blue one. Yep,

861
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 2: and you are going to add a six to this roll.

862
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 2: Come on, here we go. Fourteen done. Now you're going

863
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 2: to take that other pointy die you have there that

864
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:33,920
Speaker 2: is a D eight. It has eight sides on it.

865
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:35,640
Speaker 2: That's that is your damage. Die, you're going to roll

866
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 2: that and add a two. You just say d D

867
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:45,439
Speaker 2: eight catching on pretty glad one one plus Let's see

868
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:46,440
Speaker 2: you do three damage?

869
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:47,560
Speaker 11: There you go.

870
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 2: It takes the hit.

871
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:51,719
Speaker 1: Do we know how much health he has? No?

872
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 2: You do not?

873
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 1: Okay?

874
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 2: Coming up next gave him something to think about. That's right,

875
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:01,319
Speaker 2: coming up next to this little dude, charge towards set

876
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 2: Oh god, I should have went a different and make

877
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 2: an attack against Seth. That is a fourteen seth.

878
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 1: Oh.

879
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:11,960
Speaker 2: This is your armor class up here. You have a thirteen,

880
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:15,319
Speaker 2: which means this little guy hits you. But once you

881
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 2: know these little mushrooms aren't that strong, heels one damage.

882
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 2: Here are your hit points you currently have seventeen. Go

883
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,480
Speaker 2: and erase that right of sixteen for me.

884
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:27,319
Speaker 1: You just like stuck your toe.

885
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 2: Aracer. I brought pencils, pass them down so I got

886
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 2: a sixteen? You got yep, you lost one hit point.

887
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 2: Seventeen goes down to sixteen. Shelby, you're up here, okay.

888
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:46,880
Speaker 10: In case I'm gonna try to get like hide behind

889
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:50,239
Speaker 10: the tree that's closest to big bad mushroom, or I

890
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:51,439
Speaker 10: get as close as I can.

891
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:55,239
Speaker 11: Is that my whole turn, or can I like, ready.

892
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:56,360
Speaker 2: This is as far as you can go?

893
00:46:56,400 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 10: Show Okay, I'll hide behind that guy.

894
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:03,799
Speaker 2: Yeah you didn't cover behind that tree? What about what

895
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:09,799
Speaker 2: happened to Reva? She's last? Yeah, there you go, and

896
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:13,719
Speaker 2: then she's smelling. No, you can cast a spell and

897
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:15,839
Speaker 2: you can actually take the hide action to hide more

898
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 2: effectively behind that tree.

899
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 11: I could I ready a spell instead? Just in case Seth?

900
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:27,040
Speaker 2: You absolutely can? What spell would you like to ready?

901
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 2: Holy cow, Shelby, he's in the lingo here, look at me.

902
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:35,320
Speaker 11: I would like to ready healing.

903
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:38,799
Speaker 2: Word all right and use it on Seth. Seth if

904
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:41,279
Speaker 2: he gets if he gets hit again, if he gets yeah,

905
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:45,280
Speaker 2: remember that. Awesome.

906
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,120
Speaker 1: I'll just put Seth out of his misery. If this

907
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:48,520
Speaker 1: doesn't work, I've got the rifle.

908
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 2: Great, you guys have a plan. As this little guy's turn,

909
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 2: he only gets I think about this far can't quite

910
00:47:57,560 --> 00:47:59,879
Speaker 2: reach Seth. It just kind of rolls around there, looks

911
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:04,879
Speaker 2: it's very pitiful doing it all right, Preva, you're up?

912
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:07,520
Speaker 12: Who what do I do?

913
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:11,600
Speaker 2: You can now you can move thirty feet six squares

914
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:14,919
Speaker 2: or you and then you know you're kind of far away.

915
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:16,839
Speaker 2: If I were to do this again, folks, I would

916
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:21,839
Speaker 2: have put the players closer to the combatants. So yeah,

917
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 2: I'll just have you move up. You probably roll okay, perfect? Nice?

918
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:30,960
Speaker 2: All right, we go back to the top of initiative. Brody,

919
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:31,239
Speaker 2: that's you.

920
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:34,480
Speaker 4: I'm gonna run up and chop up that mushroom that

921
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 4: cow put an arrow in.

922
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, we look like we're getting our butts handed. Yeah,

923
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:48,200
Speaker 2: a big hole, a little little disarray, Brady, good and

924
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:52,680
Speaker 2: roll that twenty sided die for me. Thirteen thirteen. You

925
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 2: think you add a four, that's a seventeen. You absolutely hit.

926
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 2: Now you're gonna roll that deep the twelve sided die.

927
00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:59,839
Speaker 2: They're the one with the pentagon face, and you'ven added

928
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:00,239
Speaker 2: two to.

929
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 8: This twelve plus two?

930
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:05,160
Speaker 2: Nice? Holy cow? Fourteen damage?

931
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:06,480
Speaker 8: That a dead mushroom.

932
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:15,359
Speaker 2: Not quite, he's looking he's looking rough. Now all right,

933
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 2: it is now the cats turn. Oh no, the cat

934
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 2: is going to come out of hiding. Even though it

935
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:27,360
Speaker 2: was spotted by Spencer. It can long jump twenty five feet.

936
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 2: Oh wow. Oh no, it's going to come around the

937
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:36,320
Speaker 2: side here Spencer cancer, and it's going to take an attack.

938
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:43,440
Speaker 2: That is an eighteen spencer. I believe that hits you.

939
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, it does Oh wow, my armor class is a

940
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:47,919
Speaker 1: fifteen all.

941
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:50,680
Speaker 2: Right, that deals seven damage to you.

942
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:53,920
Speaker 1: Oh so seven off of the fifteen or seven off

943
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 1: of my hit hit points? Okay, so fifteen off of

944
00:49:57,239 --> 00:49:58,719
Speaker 1: that you said, Yep, got it?

945
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 11: I have no not fa seven.

946
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:04,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, seven off of your hit points your current hit points?

947
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:06,799
Speaker 1: Got it? So then I'm at seventeen?

948
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:13,319
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, Spencer, it's your turnt.

949
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:14,799
Speaker 1: Okay, I need to wheel around and aimed at this

950
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 1: cat who now like has me in a huge glass

951
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:21,799
Speaker 1: grizzly bear situation, it's like on top of me, and

952
00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:23,279
Speaker 1: take aim at it.

953
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 2: Okay, I will say, you have to be to get

954
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:28,840
Speaker 2: proper aim with your rifle. You need to get some

955
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:31,439
Speaker 2: distance on this cat. Otherwise you're gonna be rolling with disadvantage,

956
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:33,640
Speaker 2: which means you roll twice and take the lower number.

957
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:36,160
Speaker 2: If you move out of its attack, it may try

958
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:36,959
Speaker 2: to swipe at you though.

959
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:38,840
Speaker 1: Okay, can I move to the other side of the

960
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:42,439
Speaker 1: tree that we're around? Is that good enough or not? Uh?

961
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can do that, Okay, I will say, the

962
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:47,279
Speaker 2: cat will still take I mean you're still moving out

963
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 2: of his attack, ran, so he's gonna attack you.

964
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:51,719
Speaker 1: M Okay, you know what you've convinced me film going

965
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 1: to move further than I need. Get away from your cat.

966
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:56,839
Speaker 1: Move me. I'm gonna do all thirty. I'm just gonna

967
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:58,480
Speaker 1: get awa. I'm gonna get over in this scrum. I

968
00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 1: want to be by these guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay.

969
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:06,319
Speaker 1: We now have three of our fighters among all of

970
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 1: the mushrooms.

971
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:09,960
Speaker 2: All taking a nap. The cat's gonna again and he

972
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 2: misses when he when you move out of the you

973
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:17,360
Speaker 2: gotta kill that big mushroom, sef. Yeah, but Spencer, you

974
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:19,400
Speaker 2: can still take your action, so you can. You can

975
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:20,719
Speaker 2: shoot at the cat now if you'd like.

976
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,719
Speaker 1: I'm going to finish off that big mush there. You

977
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:24,719
Speaker 1: go about, let's do that.

978
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:27,800
Speaker 2: Okay, what happens here, go ahead and take take the show.

979
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:36,280
Speaker 1: D twenty twenty D twenty one. Spencer gave me this rifle.

980
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:40,120
Speaker 2: Now it's gonna be this other big that's so bad.

981
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:42,440
Speaker 1: Maybe I hit someone in our party.

982
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna be that. This mushroom runs over to

983
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say it runs over to Brody. It's that

984
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 2: big axe is freaking him out and he misses. So

985
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:03,360
Speaker 2: now it is seths turn. So what's going on? With

986
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:06,839
Speaker 2: these mushrooms. Now, one there, just pretend all of your

987
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:09,920
Speaker 2: guys looks totally badass standing up and the mushrooms are

988
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,359
Speaker 2: coming at you. All right, So what's the mushroom that's

989
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:18,000
Speaker 2: hurt the most, the one with the stem. Yeah, you

990
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:21,279
Speaker 2: can absolutely stab. You can actually stab it twice because you.

991
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 1: Are using SETH. Is gonna Julian the mushroom.

992
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 2: I want to right at the base. All right, go

993
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:29,120
Speaker 2: ahead and roll that that D twenty, the big one

994
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:35,399
Speaker 2: you've been rolling. Can you double the amount of dice

995
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:38,080
Speaker 2: you roll? So, but for a knife, isn't a lot

996
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:39,719
Speaker 2: of dice, but you can attack twice. So you're gonna

997
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:45,960
Speaker 2: roll this really quick, which is a D four D

998
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:48,279
Speaker 2: four Yeah, that's right.

999
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:49,759
Speaker 1: So this is his damage he's doing.

1000
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:51,920
Speaker 2: This is his damage he is doing, and he has

1001
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:56,239
Speaker 2: to double it only A one that's the tube plus two.

1002
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 2: That's four damage. And then you can attack again with

1003
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:04,759
Speaker 2: the D twenty, the big one. Roll that again again,

1004
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:06,440
Speaker 2: and we're not going to add anything to this one.

1005
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:09,520
Speaker 2: That's a two. It's two more damage. Okay, so that

1006
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:13,920
Speaker 2: is six damage. He is good. If he takes one

1007
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:15,920
Speaker 2: more good hit, he will be toast.

1008
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:20,840
Speaker 1: Speaking of toast, we should cook them though, once we

1009
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 1: kill one of the absolutely.

1010
00:53:23,719 --> 00:53:26,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, So now it is the almost dead

1011
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:30,160
Speaker 2: mushrooms turn. He is kind of freaked out. I think

1012
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:31,920
Speaker 2: he's gonna try to run away from you. Guys. He

1013
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:36,719
Speaker 2: is surrounded on all sides, and so seth, you can

1014
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 2: take an opportunity attack as he moves away from you

1015
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 2: if you if you hit him, you could potentially kill

1016
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:46,160
Speaker 2: him if you roll a four, roll the D twenty first.

1017
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:50,640
Speaker 2: See if you hit him six. I do not believe

1018
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 2: you do. Nope, you miss. But he's still just the

1019
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:57,719
Speaker 2: Messroom's gonna run away as far as possible. Cal it's

1020
00:53:57,760 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 2: your turn. Can I shoot that mushroom? Absolutely? Roll the

1021
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:06,960
Speaker 2: D twenty shit fire seven seven? Uh you still add

1022
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:10,799
Speaker 2: six to that roll because you've got a totally no, no,

1023
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:13,480
Speaker 2: you've got the bow. Oh yeah, you add a six

1024
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:15,319
Speaker 2: so that that hits. You're gonna roll that D eight

1025
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:19,080
Speaker 2: and add two to it. You know, let's see four

1026
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:24,640
Speaker 2: six total. He had six hp left, goes through the

1027
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:26,520
Speaker 2: cap on his head and he falls limpless.

1028
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:27,799
Speaker 1: Can we cook that thing?

1029
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:30,719
Speaker 2: We got it one? Uh yeah, we'll put it in the.

1030
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:33,960
Speaker 4: Cooler so his minions don't when the leader dies, his

1031
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:36,200
Speaker 4: minions don't die apparently.

1032
00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:37,840
Speaker 2: Not No, but you are aware that the cat is

1033
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:40,920
Speaker 2: holding a weird looking ball a goop in its hands

1034
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 2: that they have something to do with. I know, but

1035
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:45,040
Speaker 2: I felt like we had needed to follow through on

1036
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:47,840
Speaker 2: what we started. Honestly, I'm as smart as that mushroom

1037
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:50,759
Speaker 2: could have really messed you guys up. Okay, there we go.

1038
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:56,440
Speaker 2: It is now the sad little mushrooms.

1039
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:59,120
Speaker 11: Turn snort up too. She's been chilling.

1040
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:02,200
Speaker 2: Seeing it's it's dad, yes, Nor it is just kind

1041
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 2: of staring there. Okay, Diary, it's Dad die and know's

1042
00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:13,479
Speaker 2: going to take revenge, but is going to come after

1043
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:19,560
Speaker 2: Spencer because it is the closest target missus. Okay, it

1044
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:21,040
Speaker 2: is now Shelby's turn.

1045
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:26,359
Speaker 10: Okay, I can't really attack with anything except spells, so

1046
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:30,200
Speaker 10: could I do vicious mockery?

1047
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:33,640
Speaker 2: Yes? Vicious mockery is a lot of fun, and basically

1048
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:35,359
Speaker 2: you just make fun of the enemy and make them

1049
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:36,120
Speaker 2: feel bad about them.

1050
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:40,640
Speaker 10: You up, you tasty little mushrooms. We're going to fry

1051
00:55:40,719 --> 00:55:43,680
Speaker 10: you in a pan and gobble you down.

1052
00:55:47,239 --> 00:55:48,719
Speaker 2: Which mushroom you're you gonna attack.

1053
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:53,799
Speaker 10: The one that's closest to me? I guess the guy

1054
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:56,280
Speaker 10: going after Brody.

1055
00:55:56,200 --> 00:56:02,160
Speaker 2: The the big one. Great, he makes his saving throw.

1056
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:08,760
Speaker 2: Uh so yeah, I believe it does not do anything.

1057
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:11,600
Speaker 11: Okay, well I just made fun of a mushroom for fun.

1058
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:17,799
Speaker 2: Okay, still he's still blushing. Uh this little guy, here's

1059
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:20,760
Speaker 2: the other little guy here he is he is going

1060
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:26,480
Speaker 2: to attack Seth because he's right. There's why not and

1061
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:30,680
Speaker 2: uh Seth and missus Seth again, these guys are not rolling. Great, Reva,

1062
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:34,080
Speaker 2: it's your turn, Reva. Go chap that kitty's pow.

1063
00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:38,040
Speaker 8: Yeah, someone's got to engage the big bed.

1064
00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:40,239
Speaker 12: And think's the machetes job?

1065
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:42,080
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly.

1066
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:46,879
Speaker 7: I was thinking the mushrooms sounded good for the machete sacrifice.

1067
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:50,200
Speaker 2: No, I can give you. Can I give Riva a

1068
00:56:50,239 --> 00:56:54,120
Speaker 2: potion of invulnerability? Absolutely you can. You can drink that

1069
00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:55,920
Speaker 2: as a bonus action, Riva, so you can still do

1070
00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:57,520
Speaker 2: your whole turn if you'd like to. You can. It

1071
00:56:57,560 --> 00:56:59,319
Speaker 2: means you take half damage for the rest of the fight.

1072
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:02,560
Speaker 2: But yeah, kill that cat, that's the deal.

1073
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:05,760
Speaker 12: Okay, let's go for it.

1074
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:08,719
Speaker 2: All right. Riva drinks the potion. She's feeling her her

1075
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:13,880
Speaker 2: skin quadruples in thickness. It's really weird. She looks swollen,

1076
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:16,840
Speaker 2: and then she charges the cat. Riva. Go ahead and

1077
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:20,960
Speaker 2: roll that D twenty for me. You're adding a four

1078
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:24,400
Speaker 2: to this roll eight plus four twelve twelve and you're

1079
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:27,560
Speaker 2: attacking the lion. Are you going for the paw or

1080
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:31,720
Speaker 2: the lion or the cat in general? Go for the throat,

1081
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:34,840
Speaker 2: get the paw.

1082
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:36,040
Speaker 12: Let's go for the paw.

1083
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:43,840
Speaker 2: Okay you do? Miss Oh sorry, Reva. I'm all right, Brodie,

1084
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:44,200
Speaker 2: you're up.

1085
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:48,600
Speaker 4: I can't move far enough to run over there and

1086
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:50,040
Speaker 4: attack that cat, can I?

1087
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:54,200
Speaker 2: Oh? Where are you right here?

1088
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:56,360
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1089
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 2: He's got it all right.

1090
00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:02,640
Speaker 8: I'm gonna yeah, you got Oh, yeah.

1091
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:03,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna The cat's brought side to him.

1092
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:06,320
Speaker 2: There you are. Go ahead and roll that D twenty

1093
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:11,400
Speaker 2: Brody nineteen. Oh, that absolutely hits. You're gonna roll that

1094
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:14,960
Speaker 2: D twelve. You're gonna add two to this role, and Brody,

1095
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:16,800
Speaker 2: I will say that something about the magic in the

1096
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:21,000
Speaker 2: air and watching snort just kind of skinny and lifeless

1097
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,320
Speaker 2: on the other side of the cavern gives you a

1098
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:24,000
Speaker 2: sense of rage you haven't felt in a long time.

1099
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:29,560
Speaker 2: You add two to this damage role? Yeah, six six

1100
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:31,240
Speaker 2: plus two or is that with the plus two?

1101
00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:33,840
Speaker 8: No, it's six total, so six plus two.

1102
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:36,080
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna you get to add another plus plus

1103
00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:41,280
Speaker 2: two plus another two, so that's eight. Don't worry about it.

1104
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:47,200
Speaker 2: I'm doing the math. The cat takes eight damage. Nice,

1105
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:54,840
Speaker 2: all right, It is now the cat's turn. He was

1106
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:56,680
Speaker 2: not very happy about this, Brod. He's gonna swipe at

1107
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:59,919
Speaker 2: you twice. Okay, can handle this is the first one?

1108
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:12,280
Speaker 2: Oh good, second one hits Uh, there's nenty eight alright,

1109
00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:14,520
Speaker 2: deals six points of damage to Brody and go ahead,

1110
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:18,200
Speaker 2: take away six points from your hits points.

1111
00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:20,000
Speaker 1: That was the cat's turn.

1112
00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:23,760
Speaker 2: That was the cat's turn. Spencer, euroupe Brody twenty one.

1113
00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:26,440
Speaker 1: These mushrooms are lined up. Nice. I'm gonna try to

1114
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:29,040
Speaker 1: shoot both of them. I could with one shot. I could.

1115
00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:30,240
Speaker 1: I think I could get both.

1116
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:33,040
Speaker 2: Absolutely can shot. You want to see you want to

1117
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:35,400
Speaker 2: move around one?

1118
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:35,720
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1119
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:36,120
Speaker 2: Those two?

1120
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:37,840
Speaker 1: I want to shoot both of them. I mean if

1121
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:39,760
Speaker 1: I could probably move back here and go for a

1122
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:40,560
Speaker 1: three fur.

1123
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:46,040
Speaker 2: Yeah make that John Spencer, Yeah, yeah, I'm allowing all

1124
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:46,720
Speaker 2: three mushrooms.

1125
00:59:46,760 --> 00:59:51,600
Speaker 1: It's like imagine three Canadian peace, like a roll with advantage.

1126
00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:55,320
Speaker 11: Because he's the the sig Champ two. Maybe we're getting

1127
00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:58,240
Speaker 11: squirrely here, don't get greedy.

1128
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:02,320
Speaker 2: Backs up a line. I will say this is a

1129
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:06,600
Speaker 2: very important role though, But Spencer, I will say same

1130
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:08,720
Speaker 2: thing with Brody, something about what's going on in this

1131
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:11,640
Speaker 2: cabin right now? You mark these prey, I would say,

1132
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:14,040
Speaker 2: one of them you can add. You can roll a

1133
01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:16,880
Speaker 2: D six to add to the damage. Roll, but first

1134
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:17,560
Speaker 2: let's see if you.

1135
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:20,200
Speaker 1: Hit, so roll the D twenty. The D twenty is

1136
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:22,400
Speaker 1: a twelve plus four sixteen.

1137
01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:26,400
Speaker 2: You hit every single one with a single bullet. Oh right,

1138
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:30,280
Speaker 2: what's the damage? Die on their spencer. I'm sorry for

1139
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:31,200
Speaker 2: the for the rifle.

1140
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:32,360
Speaker 1: Oh it's plus four.

1141
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:34,600
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, you hit I mean the the damage.

1142
01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:36,440
Speaker 2: So you're gonna roll a D ten because I don't

1143
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:38,160
Speaker 2: think you've hit anything. It is your first time. You're

1144
01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:39,920
Speaker 2: gonna add a D ten. You're gonna add a two

1145
01:00:39,960 --> 01:00:42,920
Speaker 2: to this six thirty six, and then you're gonna add

1146
01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:49,080
Speaker 2: the normal die the D six six twelve damage. These

1147
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:52,560
Speaker 2: little guys vaporized. Yeah, two of.

1148
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:56,160
Speaker 1: The three mushrooms have just died on the battlefield, and the.

1149
01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:58,720
Speaker 2: Other one is looking rough.

1150
01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:00,720
Speaker 1: Cow here out wounded.

1151
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:03,640
Speaker 2: I'm gonna shoot that cat in the eyeball. Yeah, great,

1152
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:07,320
Speaker 2: go ahead and roll the big guy, the big die.

1153
01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:12,320
Speaker 2: Oh oh four, Yeah, that's not gonna hit hit Brody,

1154
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:18,920
Speaker 2: I hit other dios, this guy, this guy totally dead, Shelby,

1155
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:19,440
Speaker 2: it's your turn.

1156
01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:22,160
Speaker 11: Okay, we're getting down there.

1157
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:26,000
Speaker 10: I'm gonna try vicious mockery again on this this medium

1158
01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:31,000
Speaker 10: sized mushroom. Uh, my husband just vaporized your buddies and

1159
01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:31,920
Speaker 10: now we're gonna eat you.

1160
01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:40,760
Speaker 2: Great, he hates it, unfortunately, he saves. Oh sorry, Shelly,

1161
01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:43,200
Speaker 2: it's a good mushroom. You're up.

1162
01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:46,920
Speaker 12: Okay, let's let's go after the cat again.

1163
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:47,320
Speaker 1: Do it?

1164
01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:53,960
Speaker 2: Roll the big die seven seven, you add a four

1165
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:56,600
Speaker 2: to that, I believe. So you do not hit but

1166
01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:59,320
Speaker 2: something you feel like you might be able to swing again.

1167
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:07,680
Speaker 2: It's called an action surge nineteen that absolutely hits. So

1168
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:09,240
Speaker 2: you're gonna roll the damage that. You're gonna roll a

1169
01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:15,760
Speaker 2: D six and you're going to add two to this. Yeah,

1170
01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:19,640
Speaker 2: that's three damage. The cat is looking rough, all right,

1171
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:23,720
Speaker 2: mangy Brodie, you're up.

1172
01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:27,040
Speaker 8: Is he still holding those slugs?

1173
01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:27,640
Speaker 2: Absolutely?

1174
01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:29,920
Speaker 8: I want to chop the hand off. That's hold all right.

1175
01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:31,520
Speaker 2: I will say you need to head a fifteen to

1176
01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:32,439
Speaker 2: chop the hand off.

1177
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:34,120
Speaker 8: I can do it.

1178
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:39,080
Speaker 2: Let's go. Oh yep, it's not gonna do it.

1179
01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:41,600
Speaker 8: Uh.

1180
01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:44,320
Speaker 2: Who is up next? It is the cat's turn, Brody.

1181
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:47,000
Speaker 2: He doesn't like you. He's gonna swing you again. That misses,

1182
01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:55,120
Speaker 2: that hits you take four damage. I'm still good it.

1183
01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:55,880
Speaker 11: Brody's tough.

1184
01:02:57,520 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 2: This is spencer.

1185
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:03,200
Speaker 1: My turn. Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna turn from where

1186
01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:05,680
Speaker 1: I'm standing and fire at the cat with my three

1187
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:06,120
Speaker 1: oh eight.

1188
01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:08,640
Speaker 8: Don't hit me, Spencer, you haven't been hit much lately.

1189
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:13,480
Speaker 1: Sixteen. That hits plus four, so that twenty.

1190
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:18,120
Speaker 2: Then roll your damage die which is the eight or

1191
01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:21,280
Speaker 2: the ten? That's a ten yet one? Dang you guys

1192
01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:26,960
Speaker 2: are really but then you add away yes, and you

1193
01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:28,520
Speaker 2: know what, I will let you move the your your

1194
01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:31,080
Speaker 2: hunter's mark to the cat, so you can add a

1195
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:32,240
Speaker 2: d six to this as well.

1196
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:35,480
Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm rolling a regular dice A five.

1197
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:36,640
Speaker 12: There you go.

1198
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:37,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, So what's the total? There?

1199
01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:40,080
Speaker 1: Oh six total?

1200
01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:40,520
Speaker 10: No?

1201
01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:42,080
Speaker 11: No, no, no, no, plus two eight?

1202
01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:47,160
Speaker 2: Cool about This cat is bleeding and looking horrible.

1203
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:49,760
Speaker 1: It's been shot in the liver.

1204
01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:56,800
Speaker 2: He's sick. Yes, Who is up next? It is this

1205
01:03:56,880 --> 01:04:00,400
Speaker 2: mushroom's turn, who's not looking great? But it's to come

1206
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:08,600
Speaker 2: after Seth and is going to try to stun you. Seth.

1207
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:11,280
Speaker 2: I need you to make a roll this the D twenty.

1208
01:04:12,040 --> 01:04:14,600
Speaker 2: You're going to add a number to it. Go ahead

1209
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:16,960
Speaker 2: and roll it first. You don't even need to add

1210
01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:20,800
Speaker 2: the number. You succeed. You tried to. You see a

1211
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:23,240
Speaker 2: puff of spores come out of the mushroom. Oh, and

1212
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:24,840
Speaker 2: you hold your breath and turn your head, and you

1213
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:28,440
Speaker 2: do not inhale. Maybe it's time to billow your cloak dramatically.

1214
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:32,920
Speaker 2: What's that do? You'll have to when you use a

1215
01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:33,920
Speaker 2: bonus action and do it.

1216
01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:35,680
Speaker 8: You got it.

1217
01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:39,640
Speaker 2: You throw on the cloak, and seemingly from out of nowhere,

1218
01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:44,120
Speaker 2: a magical gust of wind rolls behind you, whips the coat,

1219
01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:50,640
Speaker 2: makes a cracking noise, and this mushroom falls down prone. Yeah,

1220
01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:54,160
Speaker 2: knocked him out, Number one stunner. It's not dead. It's

1221
01:04:54,160 --> 01:04:56,120
Speaker 2: just lying down, which means whoever attacks it next gets

1222
01:04:56,120 --> 01:05:01,800
Speaker 2: advantage with a melee weapon. The radio life sounds again.

1223
01:05:01,840 --> 01:05:09,760
Speaker 2: I apologize that sounded that mushroom and distress cow. You're

1224
01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:11,640
Speaker 2: up shooting the cat. Shoot the cat.

1225
01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:11,919
Speaker 11: Cow.

1226
01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:14,640
Speaker 2: If you shoot this cat is dead. I will let

1227
01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:23,760
Speaker 2: you know that right now. Three. Unfortunately, the handslam.

1228
01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:26,040
Speaker 8: You know cow with them trad bows. The idea is

1229
01:05:26,120 --> 01:05:29,400
Speaker 8: to get close first, you might, you might get closer.

1230
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:30,840
Speaker 2: It's a big kitty.

1231
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:36,080
Speaker 10: Okay, Well, I don't have a melee weapon, so I'm

1232
01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:38,360
Speaker 10: just gonna let someone else finish off that mushroom.

1233
01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:41,280
Speaker 11: And can I do dissonant whispers on the cat?

1234
01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:42,320
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1235
01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:43,840
Speaker 11: Yeah, do it?

1236
01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:46,840
Speaker 2: Do it? So let's see. I think this cat needs

1237
01:05:46,880 --> 01:05:49,000
Speaker 2: to make a wisdom saving through. A saving throw is

1238
01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:51,320
Speaker 2: a roll of the dyeing which someone is something or

1239
01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:53,400
Speaker 2: someone is trying to protect itself. Save it, throw and

1240
01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:59,160
Speaker 2: eye to save yourself. Okay, thirteen, it succeeds, Sam. Sorry,

1241
01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:02,200
Speaker 2: I'm just these monsters are rolling pretty well when they're

1242
01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:08,920
Speaker 2: trying to defend against things. Yeah, Reva, you're up, Come on, Reva.

1243
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:12,480
Speaker 1: One more hit on that cat, feel declared.

1244
01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:18,640
Speaker 12: Okay, okay, let's go for it. Get him two.

1245
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:20,960
Speaker 2: Not gonna do it, Brody.

1246
01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:24,520
Speaker 8: First off, I'm gonna sut down this potion of healing.

1247
01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:26,840
Speaker 2: Do it so you need well, I need a four

1248
01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:30,400
Speaker 2: year roll two deep roll twice an attitude to it.

1249
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:32,800
Speaker 2: And that's how much help you get back. That's four

1250
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:39,600
Speaker 2: nice plus seven get seven health points back. I'm right back,

1251
01:06:39,640 --> 01:06:41,520
Speaker 2: where I start, and that's only a bonus action. So

1252
01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:44,240
Speaker 2: if you'd like to, uh, come at this cat again,

1253
01:06:44,280 --> 01:06:44,800
Speaker 2: you may do so.

1254
01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:47,160
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I'm going I'm gonna chop his hand off.

1255
01:06:47,120 --> 01:06:53,280
Speaker 2: Right, give me a t twenty year roll? Oh god,

1256
01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:55,320
Speaker 2: but you but I think you get to add some

1257
01:06:55,360 --> 01:06:56,040
Speaker 2: stuff to that.

1258
01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:58,280
Speaker 8: How do you tell if it's a nine or six?

1259
01:06:58,840 --> 01:07:02,440
Speaker 2: If the if the period is the period shows you

1260
01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:04,560
Speaker 2: like the end of the sentence there, so if it's at.

1261
01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:06,000
Speaker 8: The bottine plus, what do I add?

1262
01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:10,240
Speaker 2: Hit this with the axe? You add a force? That's

1263
01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:12,400
Speaker 2: a thirteen? Are you going for the hand or the body?

1264
01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:16,720
Speaker 8: Let's just finish him off? Just anywhere I can hit him.

1265
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:20,080
Speaker 2: You raise your axe, and Brody described to me how

1266
01:07:20,160 --> 01:07:22,000
Speaker 2: you destroy this cat?

1267
01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:27,000
Speaker 4: Who has bank wishes the term I prefer, Yeah, who

1268
01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:28,600
Speaker 4: took our snort?

1269
01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:32,640
Speaker 8: Girl prisoner yep is off with his head? Can we

1270
01:07:32,680 --> 01:07:33,479
Speaker 8: take his head off?

1271
01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:34,320
Speaker 2: Definitely?

1272
01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:37,920
Speaker 1: Brody swung.

1273
01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:43,080
Speaker 2: Kap at that. The ball of leeches rolls out of

1274
01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:50,200
Speaker 2: the paw, The mushrooms fall limp and lifeless, and Snort

1275
01:07:50,640 --> 01:07:54,200
Speaker 2: seems to come back to attention. She hears the whistle

1276
01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:58,600
Speaker 2: runs to you with a fervor you've only seen maybe

1277
01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:00,240
Speaker 2: once or twice on a god on a good bird

1278
01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:06,160
Speaker 2: hunting day, dinner or dinner time, something else on your comforter.

1279
01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:10,000
Speaker 2: At the death of the cat, you hear a rumbling

1280
01:08:11,160 --> 01:08:13,360
Speaker 2: up above you. You see a bunch of morell looking

1281
01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:18,599
Speaker 2: fun guys fall from the ceiling. Boy, they're not that heavy.

1282
01:08:19,320 --> 01:08:21,400
Speaker 2: One even hits Shelby on the head and she barely

1283
01:08:21,439 --> 01:08:25,960
Speaker 2: feels it. But they all open. A crevice opens from

1284
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:30,120
Speaker 2: their sort of body and just shrieks whoa probably thirty

1285
01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:34,160
Speaker 2: or forty mushrooms screaming at some sort of banshee whale.

1286
01:08:34,479 --> 01:08:39,160
Speaker 2: It is deafening. It shakes the cavern. Rocks start to collapse.

1287
01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:44,240
Speaker 2: What are you gonna do? Grab and head for the skiff. Yeah,

1288
01:08:44,280 --> 01:08:49,679
Speaker 2: we're going fishing the skiff. Good tagline, That is good.

1289
01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:51,840
Speaker 2: You all spread down the trail. You get back to

1290
01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:53,800
Speaker 2: the rope. The cow shot across the canyon. You make

1291
01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:57,040
Speaker 2: your way across. The cavern is collapsing before you and

1292
01:08:57,080 --> 01:08:59,439
Speaker 2: you get back and you see the hole that he

1293
01:08:59,479 --> 01:09:02,160
Speaker 2: came out of. You can't get back up. Snory with

1294
01:09:02,280 --> 01:09:04,719
Speaker 2: some residual magic she still has left in heir barks

1295
01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:09,519
Speaker 2: and the appears. You guys are looking out the bottom

1296
01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:13,720
Speaker 2: of the meat eater freezer at the ceiling. What do

1297
01:09:13,760 --> 01:09:17,800
Speaker 2: you do? Can we flip the skiff over and see

1298
01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:21,760
Speaker 2: if the fish filazer? And you run back to the

1299
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:24,160
Speaker 2: skin and whip it over. Oh like there's a basket

1300
01:09:24,240 --> 01:09:29,920
Speaker 2: of redfish and drum and and you take it. You

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Speaker 2: go back across and then you've jumped through the pearl.

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Speaker 2: You all come pouring out back into the meat eater kitchen.

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Speaker 2: Uh where clay and Chester covered ice cream? That's right,

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01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:44,880
Speaker 2: you covered in blood and weird fungal grows and Clay

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01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:48,360
Speaker 2: and Chester covered and ice cream look at you completely bewildered.

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Speaker 2: Clay turns to you and goes, what the and then

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Speaker 2: you all, uh, it's it's insane to Clay explains that

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01:09:58,400 --> 01:10:01,599
Speaker 2: you you jump down there and came back only seconds later.

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Speaker 2: Time must move more weird in that realm, and that

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Speaker 2: describes why I just STEVIEX.

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Speaker 8: Found your fish perfect.

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Speaker 2: At that moment, you hear kind of some quick footsteps

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Speaker 2: coming down the hallway and you see Corrin and she's

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01:10:17,720 --> 01:10:19,760
Speaker 2: holding a kennel and she looks at you panics and goes,

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Speaker 2: has anyone seen my cat? And that's all for this

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Speaker 2: episode of Spencer clay an Chester and the entire mediat

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Speaker 2: podcast network. Thank you for watching. Wow Yes Spencer from

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Speaker 2: South Dakota.

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Speaker 11: He's the host, using those smooth, mellow tones, he lays

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Speaker 11: them questions down.

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Speaker 2: He likes taking those two and three year old bucks.

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Speaker 2: Amateur