Speaker 1: The paper shield of skinny.
Speaker 2: Arms ouch man, burned City.
Speaker 1: Oh who are you laughing at?
Speaker 3: Your arms are barely bigger than Aiden's and you're twice
Speaker 3: his age.
Speaker 4: Oh hey, now I'm skinny bite choice, dude, I'm already
Speaker 4: super intimidating as it is. If I had big muscles,
Speaker 4: everyone would be too afraid to even talk to me.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, right, Can we focus and talk about why
Speaker 2: my shield is so bad?
Speaker 5: Well, that's just it, kid, It's not a bad shield
Speaker 5: at all. It's just a level three shield.
Speaker 2: Oh so it's not the shield that's bad, it's me.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, don't look at it like that. You're
Speaker 5: just starting out. You're gonna get a lot stronger. Now
Speaker 5: what abilities does your shield have?
Speaker 2: Well, oh, let's see. It gives plus two points to
Speaker 2: defense and a ten percent chance to dodge any attacks.
Speaker 5: That's actually pretty decent for level three kid, keep it.
Speaker 5: Every little bit helps, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I guess. Oh, but I get to choose a skill
Speaker 2: from the folk too. Let's see what my choices are. Hmmm,
Speaker 2: acorn storm, strong roots or natural resistance? Say what? Run
Speaker 2: that by me again? Natural resistance it says whoever I
Speaker 2: use it on won't be affected. By most debuffs and ailments,
Speaker 2: whatever those are. Whoa, what is that good? What are
Speaker 2: de buffs and ailments?
Speaker 5: Sorry? Kid, I keep forgetting how new you are at this.
Speaker 5: De Buffs are things enemies might hit you with that
Speaker 5: make you less effective in battle. They can make your
Speaker 5: strength go down, your defenses go down. They can make
Speaker 5: you slower, things like that.
Speaker 2: D Buffs can be nasty, bro.
Speaker 3: And ailments can be even worse. Ailments can poison you
Speaker 3: and make you feel sick, or make it hard to see,
Speaker 3: or even make it impossible for you to move.
Speaker 2: Whoa, and this skill can keep me safe from all
Speaker 2: of that?
Speaker 5: Well, the skill said most, But still that's pretty amazing.
Speaker 5: It's your choice, kid, but that's definitely the one I take.
Speaker 2: Sounds good to me. Natural resistance it is?
Speaker 1: You may level up?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no more level three for me? Say hello
Speaker 2: to level five, Aiden, Pork.
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen anything like this someone gaining more
Speaker 3: than one level at a time without even gaining experience points?
Speaker 5: Nope, never seen nothing like it. Aiden might be stronger
Speaker 5: than even you two before long.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I don't know about that, all right, Pork.
Speaker 2: Where's our next sod quest?
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, poor thing, how in the world did she
Speaker 3: wonder all the way out here near the edge of
Speaker 3: the swamp?
Speaker 4: Uh No, dude, the farmer said she'd been missing for daiso.
Speaker 2: What I don't get is why is this a level
Speaker 2: five quest?
Speaker 3: Because Marco, it's not an ordinary cow.
Speaker 1: It's a una cow. Remember, really rare mystical creature.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, my bed, you're doing great, kid. Just get
Speaker 5: that rope looped around to then you'll be able to
Speaker 5: wrap it around a tree and give her enough help
Speaker 5: to pull her out of the mud. We'd help you out,
Speaker 5: but remember we can't if we want to make sure
Speaker 5: you get the equipment reward.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got it. Don't worry, girl, I gotcha. We'll
Speaker 2: get you out of here in no time.
Speaker 3: I'll say one thing about Aiden. The kid doesn't give up,
Speaker 3: he might not be such a bad addition to our
Speaker 3: team after.
Speaker 5: All, told you, didn't I?
Speaker 1: Oh great? Uh?
Speaker 2: Oh that time? Thief Lady's back. What's her name? A shimmer?
Speaker 1: It's a glimmer?
Speaker 2: You ow, same difference?
Speaker 3: Do that?
Speaker 5: What do you want?
Speaker 3: Well? I was fine with leaving you alone because I
Speaker 3: don't believe you're any threat to Master Glitch. But Master
Speaker 3: Glitch was angry with me about that, so I'm back
Speaker 3: to stop you for good.
Speaker 2: What's going on over there? Everything?
Speaker 5: Okay, you keep doing your thing over that, kid, say
Speaker 5: that you and a cow will take care of this? Oh?
Speaker 1: Will you now?
Speaker 2: Both?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 2: Hewp?
Speaker 3: She did something to slow down.
Speaker 5: You guys, sound.
Speaker 3: Man, And now that you're all nice and slowed down,
Speaker 3: I'll have no trouble defeeding you.
Speaker 2: I don't think so. Natural resistance.
Speaker 5: Hey, we're back to normal. Thanks, kid. Looks like your
Speaker 5: new skilled works.
Speaker 1: Fine, we'll do this the hard way.
Speaker 4: Here she comes, bad move man, you're in nature, and nature.
Speaker 2: Is Mikasa braw Fine.
Speaker 1: Grab get these fine off me?
Speaker 3: Good job, Marco. Hold her friend right there? Well, I
Speaker 3: show her who she's dealing with.
Speaker 1: Fourth waves?
Speaker 5: Mika, What are you doing? Why are you waving your
Speaker 5: arms like that?
Speaker 1: I'm building a wind? Go is that it?
Speaker 3: Hold me still with some vines while you blow a
Speaker 3: nice little breeze at me.
Speaker 1: Just keep holding her, Marco. She won't be laughing for long. Okay,
Speaker 1: look fine, just let me go and I'll leave you alone.
Speaker 5: Huh, you guys believe her?
Speaker 4: Nah Man, I'm getting some pretty big pants on fire.
Speaker 2: Vibes if you catch.
Speaker 3: My I'm almost ready, Marca when I tell you to
Speaker 3: let the vines go?
Speaker 2: Got it totally? Oh, sister of the wings, I'm.
Speaker 4: Ready to rock.
Speaker 5: I I'm mourning.
Speaker 2: You don't do that to me.
Speaker 4: Awesome, man, I didn't know you could do this.
Speaker 3: Mica.
Speaker 1: Ready.
Speaker 2: Two.
Speaker 5: What a nice way to go, you two. But I'm
Speaker 5: sure that's not the last we'll see a glimmer.
Speaker 2: Definitely not a sheesh man, give a bro a heart attack.
Speaker 2: Why don't you What are you doing sneaking around like that? Oh? Well,
Speaker 2: I got the unicor out of the mud a few
Speaker 2: minutes ago, so we came over here to watch the show.
Speaker 2: That was amazing.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad you enjoyed watching.
Speaker 3: No, can we return the unicou back to the farmer
Speaker 3: and get out of this swamp?
Speaker 1: Please? Whoo wait, boy, you done did a great job
Speaker 1: out there rescuing my poor little Bessie.
Speaker 2: Oh you'll be there.
Speaker 1: I think she might even be sweet on you now.
Speaker 2: Boy, she's a good unicicow. I'm glad we could help her. Bye, Bessie.
Speaker 1: Congratulations on your victory adventure.
Speaker 2: You have been awarded a unique piece of equipment. You
Speaker 2: may also choose a skill. Woooo, another piece of equipment,
Speaker 2: and hey, I get to take one of Bessie's skills.
Speaker 2: I didn't know Unicow's had skills. Let me see, there's
Speaker 2: only two to choose from this time, something called daymare
Speaker 2: and something else called Milk of Mystery. WHOA what do
Speaker 2: those do? The Milk of Mystery gives me a plus
Speaker 2: five boost to a random statistic, so I guess when
Speaker 2: I drink it it might make my strength go up
Speaker 2: by five, or maybe my speed or maybe something else. Uh.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that sounds all that useful.
Speaker 5: How about the daymare skill? What's that about?
Speaker 2: Uh? Huh? Interesting? Whoever I use it on will relive
Speaker 2: a really bad memory, so it distracts them from whatever
Speaker 2: they're doing. I guess that's why it's called day mare
Speaker 2: and not nightmare.
Speaker 1: Huh interesting. Being able to distract someone can come in handy.
Speaker 2: I think so too. I'll take that one. You may
Speaker 2: level up level seven, And my piece of equipment is
Speaker 2: a helmet. It's the iron helmet of decent cleverness, not bad.
Speaker 2: Another plus two to defense, and it also gives plus
Speaker 2: five to intelligence and to wisdom.
Speaker 1: Pork, Maybe you are right, he's growing awfully fast.
Speaker 5: Right impressive?
Speaker 2: Huh h?
Speaker 5: What do you say we get some rest though we've
Speaker 5: been going at it for a couple of days now.
Speaker 2: I'm with poor dude.
Speaker 4: Wait past time for me to catch up.
Speaker 2: On my beauty. Sleep man, I guess I could use
Speaker 2: some sleep too, camp camp Yeah, not again. Oh, make
Speaker 2: it stop, man, I don't like it. Let me off
Speaker 2: the right. Oh who I'm gonna hurl?
Speaker 3: Dude?
Speaker 2: Whoa, that night quake was really bad. I don't like
Speaker 2: this me neither.
Speaker 1: They're getting worse. We're running out of time.