WEBVTT - E13 | Showdown In The Swamp

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<v Speaker 1>The paper shield of skinny.

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<v Speaker 2>Arms ouch man, burned City.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh who are you laughing at?

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<v Speaker 3>Your arms are barely bigger than Aiden's and you're twice

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<v Speaker 3>his age.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh hey, now I'm skinny bite choice, dude, I'm already

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<v Speaker 4>super intimidating as it is. If I had big muscles,

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<v Speaker 4>everyone would be too afraid to even talk to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, right, Can we focus and talk about why

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<v Speaker 2>my shield is so bad?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, that's just it, kid, It's not a bad shield

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<v Speaker 5>at all. It's just a level three shield.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so it's not the shield that's bad, it's me.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, no, don't look at it like that. You're

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<v Speaker 5>just starting out. You're gonna get a lot stronger. Now

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<v Speaker 5>what abilities does your shield have?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, oh, let's see. It gives plus two points to

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<v Speaker 2>defense and a ten percent chance to dodge any attacks.

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<v Speaker 5>That's actually pretty decent for level three kid, keep it.

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<v Speaker 5>Every little bit helps, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess. Oh, but I get to choose a skill

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<v Speaker 2>from the folk too. Let's see what my choices are. Hmmm,

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<v Speaker 2>acorn storm, strong roots or natural resistance? Say what? Run

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<v Speaker 2>that by me again? Natural resistance it says whoever I

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<v Speaker 2>use it on won't be affected. By most debuffs and ailments,

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<v Speaker 2>whatever those are. Whoa, what is that good? What are

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<v Speaker 2>de buffs and ailments?

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry? Kid, I keep forgetting how new you are at this.

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<v Speaker 5>De Buffs are things enemies might hit you with that

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<v Speaker 5>make you less effective in battle. They can make your

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<v Speaker 5>strength go down, your defenses go down. They can make

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<v Speaker 5>you slower, things like that.

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<v Speaker 2>D Buffs can be nasty, bro.

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<v Speaker 3>And ailments can be even worse. Ailments can poison you

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<v Speaker 3>and make you feel sick, or make it hard to see,

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<v Speaker 3>or even make it impossible for you to move.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoa, and this skill can keep me safe from all

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<v Speaker 2>of that?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, the skill said most, But still that's pretty amazing.

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<v Speaker 5>It's your choice, kid, but that's definitely the one I take.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds good to me. Natural resistance it is?

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<v Speaker 1>You may level up?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, no more level three for me? Say hello

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<v Speaker 2>to level five, Aiden, Pork.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you ever seen anything like this someone gaining more

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<v Speaker 3>than one level at a time without even gaining experience points?

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<v Speaker 5>Nope, never seen nothing like it. Aiden might be stronger

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<v Speaker 5>than even you two before long.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, I don't know about that, all right, Pork.

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<v Speaker 2>Where's our next sod quest?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh gosh, poor thing, how in the world did she

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<v Speaker 3>wonder all the way out here near the edge of

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<v Speaker 3>the swamp?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh No, dude, the farmer said she'd been missing for daiso.

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<v Speaker 2>What I don't get is why is this a level

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<v Speaker 2>five quest?

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<v Speaker 3>Because Marco, it's not an ordinary cow.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a una cow. Remember, really rare mystical creature.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, my bed, you're doing great, kid. Just get

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<v Speaker 5>that rope looped around to then you'll be able to

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<v Speaker 5>wrap it around a tree and give her enough help

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<v Speaker 5>to pull her out of the mud. We'd help you out,

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<v Speaker 5>but remember we can't if we want to make sure

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<v Speaker 5>you get the equipment reward.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I got it. Don't worry, girl, I gotcha. We'll

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<v Speaker 2>get you out of here in no time.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll say one thing about Aiden. The kid doesn't give up,

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<v Speaker 3>he might not be such a bad addition to our

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<v Speaker 3>team after.

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<v Speaker 5>All, told you, didn't I?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh great? Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that time? Thief Lady's back. What's her name? A shimmer?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a glimmer?

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<v Speaker 2>You ow, same difference?

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<v Speaker 3>Do that?

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<v Speaker 5>What do you want?

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<v Speaker 3>Well? I was fine with leaving you alone because I

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<v Speaker 3>don't believe you're any threat to Master Glitch. But Master

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<v Speaker 3>Glitch was angry with me about that, so I'm back

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<v Speaker 3>to stop you for good.

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on over there? Everything?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, you keep doing your thing over that, kid, say

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<v Speaker 5>that you and a cow will take care of this? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Will you now?

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<v Speaker 2>Both?

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<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>What?

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<v Speaker 2>Hewp?

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<v Speaker 3>She did something to slow down.

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<v Speaker 5>You guys, sound.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, And now that you're all nice and slowed down,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll have no trouble defeeding you.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so. Natural resistance.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, we're back to normal. Thanks, kid. Looks like your

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<v Speaker 5>new skilled works.

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<v Speaker 1>Fine, we'll do this the hard way.

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<v Speaker 4>Here she comes, bad move man, you're in nature, and nature.

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<v Speaker 2>Is Mikasa braw Fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Grab get these fine off me?

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<v Speaker 3>Good job, Marco. Hold her friend right there? Well, I

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<v Speaker 3>show her who she's dealing with.

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<v Speaker 1>Fourth waves?

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<v Speaker 5>Mika, What are you doing? Why are you waving your

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<v Speaker 5>arms like that?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm building a wind? Go is that it?

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<v Speaker 3>Hold me still with some vines while you blow a

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<v Speaker 3>nice little breeze at me.

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<v Speaker 1>Just keep holding her, Marco. She won't be laughing for long. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>look fine, just let me go and I'll leave you alone.

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<v Speaker 5>Huh, you guys believe her?

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<v Speaker 4>Nah Man, I'm getting some pretty big pants on fire.

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<v Speaker 2>Vibes if you catch.

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<v Speaker 3>My I'm almost ready, Marca when I tell you to

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<v Speaker 3>let the vines go?

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<v Speaker 2>Got it totally? Oh, sister of the wings, I'm.

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<v Speaker 4>Ready to rock.

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<v Speaker 5>I I'm mourning.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't do that to me.

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<v Speaker 4>Awesome, man, I didn't know you could do this.

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<v Speaker 3>Mica.

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<v Speaker 1>Ready.

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<v Speaker 2>Two.

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<v Speaker 5>What a nice way to go, you two. But I'm

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<v Speaker 5>sure that's not the last we'll see a glimmer.

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<v Speaker 2>Definitely not a sheesh man, give a bro a heart attack.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you What are you doing sneaking around like that? Oh? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I got the unicor out of the mud a few

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<v Speaker 2>minutes ago, so we came over here to watch the show.

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<v Speaker 2>That was amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm glad you enjoyed watching.

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<v Speaker 3>No, can we return the unicou back to the farmer

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<v Speaker 3>and get out of this swamp?

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<v Speaker 1>Please? Whoo wait, boy, you done did a great job

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<v Speaker 1>out there rescuing my poor little Bessie.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you'll be there.

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<v Speaker 1>I think she might even be sweet on you now.

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<v Speaker 2>Boy, she's a good unicicow. I'm glad we could help her. Bye, Bessie.

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<v Speaker 1>Congratulations on your victory adventure.

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<v Speaker 2>You have been awarded a unique piece of equipment. You

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<v Speaker 2>may also choose a skill. Woooo, another piece of equipment,

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<v Speaker 2>and hey, I get to take one of Bessie's skills.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know Unicow's had skills. Let me see, there's

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<v Speaker 2>only two to choose from this time, something called daymare

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<v Speaker 2>and something else called Milk of Mystery. WHOA what do

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<v Speaker 2>those do? The Milk of Mystery gives me a plus

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<v Speaker 2>five boost to a random statistic, so I guess when

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<v Speaker 2>I drink it it might make my strength go up

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<v Speaker 2>by five, or maybe my speed or maybe something else. Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if that sounds all that useful.

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<v Speaker 5>How about the daymare skill? What's that about?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? Huh? Interesting? Whoever I use it on will relive

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<v Speaker 2>a really bad memory, so it distracts them from whatever

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<v Speaker 2>they're doing. I guess that's why it's called day mare

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<v Speaker 2>and not nightmare.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh interesting. Being able to distract someone can come in handy.

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<v Speaker 2>I think so too. I'll take that one. You may

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<v Speaker 2>level up level seven, And my piece of equipment is

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<v Speaker 2>a helmet. It's the iron helmet of decent cleverness, not bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Another plus two to defense, and it also gives plus

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<v Speaker 2>five to intelligence and to wisdom.

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<v Speaker 1>Pork, Maybe you are right, he's growing awfully fast.

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<v Speaker 5>Right impressive?

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<v Speaker 2>Huh h?

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<v Speaker 5>What do you say we get some rest though we've

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<v Speaker 5>been going at it for a couple of days now.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm with poor dude.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait past time for me to catch up.

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<v Speaker 2>On my beauty. Sleep man, I guess I could use

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<v Speaker 2>some sleep too, camp camp Yeah, not again. Oh, make

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<v Speaker 2>it stop, man, I don't like it. Let me off

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<v Speaker 2>the right. Oh who I'm gonna hurl?

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<v Speaker 3>Dude?

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<v Speaker 2>Whoa, that night quake was really bad. I don't like

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<v Speaker 2>this me neither.

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<v Speaker 1>They're getting worse. We're running out of time.