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Speaker 1: We are you talking about basketball? I don't understand. Calm down,

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Speaker 2: The twenty twenty five twenty six NBA regular season gets

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Speaker 2: started tonight. We got double barrel action. That's right, the

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Speaker 2: reigning champions. How weird is this? I know Kyrie and Okase,

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Speaker 2: was shaking Jogis Alexander taking on the Roquets, and that

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Speaker 2: the old Geezers. Although Lebron not playing, the Warriors favored

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Speaker 2: yet the story that most people are yapping about is

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Speaker 2: Eventually we'll figure it out, he said, quote honestly. When

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Speaker 1: Eh, well wing it what. I'll just well figure it out?

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Speaker 2: Now, Mike Brown is playing the role of Harrison Ford

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Speaker 2: It's a bad sign, said, There's plenty of time between

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Speaker 2: here's the thing, Right, you're not supposed to be figuring

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Speaker 2: Anthony Towns is not a shrinking violet. He's good for

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Speaker 1: I remember that guy. That's the guy I remember right there.

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Speaker 1: How do you like that? In New York? There you go?

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Speaker 2: Furthermore, outside of the Big Apple, another storyline as the

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Speaker 2: headline is that Russell Westbrook grew tired of Lebron James

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Speaker 2: Validation is what it is. Because the purple and gold

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Speaker 2: Birdie lit don't Birdie? That don't Birdie was chirping my direction.

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Speaker 2: Believe or not, there are people that around the Lakers

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Speaker 2: soap opera of Lebron. We've seen this for many, many years,

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Speaker 2: It's like going down to spirit Halloween. Can I get

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Speaker 2: It is the Ben Mahler Show. And if you'd like

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Speaker 2: So the first time All Night eight seven, seven ninety

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Speaker 2: But time now though, for the Mallor riddle of the day.

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Speaker 2: And here's the Mallor riddle of the day, So go

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Speaker 2: to college football. Texas Tech fans have been asked to

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Speaker 1: That is the malor riddle of the day. The answer,

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Speaker 1: We'll get to it. We will do it next.

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Speaker 3: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller

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Speaker 2: Bill Miller and you. It is the Ben Mahler Show.

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Speaker 2: Got the World Series matchup set? Not getting the sense.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of buzz? Am I wrong on that?

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Speaker 2: We will pay off the mall Riddle of the day.

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Speaker 2: of money for one day's work. But it's what do

431
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Speaker 2: you think they make? Five grand a game? Even it

432
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,760
Speaker 2: with five grandy game, that would be a lot, right,

433
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,239
Speaker 2: I would think. I don't think they get more than that.

434
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,840
Speaker 2: It's probably only a couple grand, couple grand a game,

435
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,760
Speaker 2: but then only it's a part. They're not full time,

436
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:07,680
Speaker 2: the officials, it's part.

437
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:10,159
Speaker 7: Average annual salary of two hundred and five thousand.

438
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:14,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm gone right now. Oh my god,

439
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:18,120
Speaker 1: are you kidding me? Oh my god? They make two

440
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:19,040
Speaker 1: hundred thousand.

441
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,280
Speaker 6: Average salary breaks down to roughly twelve thousand per game

442
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:23,440
Speaker 6: for a standards season.

443
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:28,840
Speaker 1: God, oh, Mike, are you come on?

444
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:29,200
Speaker 2: Man?

445
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:34,159
Speaker 1: Come on, dude, seriously? Yep, all right, how do I

446
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,440
Speaker 1: become cool? Look up? How you become an official? I'm leaving,

447
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,040
Speaker 1: all right. I love this place. I've been here twenty

448
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 1: five years. I'm gone. Okay, I'm out. That's it. I'm done.

449
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,680
Speaker 1: I'm giving up my radio dreams. Little Benny wanted to

450
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:45,240
Speaker 1: be on the radio.

451
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,760
Speaker 2: I've lived my life, I've lived my dream. I'm gonna

452
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,920
Speaker 2: be My new dream is to be an NFL official. Well,

453
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,920
Speaker 2: either way, Drake Greenlaw makes thirty what's he making? Thirteen

454
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,119
Speaker 2: million or something like that or a ton of money

455
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:57,040
Speaker 2: per ty ten million dollars a year.

456
00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:01,240
Speaker 1: So you're ten million versus two hundred two. You're doing

457
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,800
Speaker 1: all right? Got twelve twelve ranning game.

458
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:07,080
Speaker 2: I got to pay off the Mallard riddle of the day.

459
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:11,000
Speaker 2: And here is the Mallard riddle of the day. Texas

460
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:15,760
Speaker 2: Tech has asked their fans to stop throwing blank on

461
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:20,000
Speaker 2: the field. Please, we need you to stop throwing blank

462
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:23,639
Speaker 2: on the field. Please help us out. Let's see he

463
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:26,359
Speaker 2: Ozzie Waz is going with used condoms, all right? A

464
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:31,520
Speaker 2: sawman in Mississippi, stop throwing tomahawk steaks onto the field.

465
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:36,480
Speaker 2: Mallard prop guy, I believe he cheated Pat Job by him,

466
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 2: dead fish guests by Scrooge.

467
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:40,800
Speaker 1: Who else do we have?

468
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:44,720
Speaker 2: Andy and Lino Lakes, Minnesota going with cowboy hats. Don't

469
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,360
Speaker 2: throw your cowboy hats out of the field. A shade

470
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:50,880
Speaker 2: from Alf the Alien Opineter lebron is lazy from Bill

471
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:56,840
Speaker 2: off topic, can of Copenhagen from Late Night drug tester

472
00:24:57,359 --> 00:25:02,160
Speaker 2: who else? Keith Oho tech Stow in Houston says, stop

473
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 2: throwing rock candy feces on the field. Okay, very specific

474
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:08,960
Speaker 2: on that. What do we have here, Bobby and Florida

475
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 2: Key Lime Pie? Bobby says they need to stop throwing

476
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 2: the new Kardashian underwear on the on the field boiled

477
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,240
Speaker 2: hot dogs from Luke.

478
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:19,680
Speaker 1: The vending guy.

479
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:23,800
Speaker 2: I could hear Luke's name again and see Josh Josh

480
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:27,240
Speaker 2: is in Nebraska. He loves the Chicago Bears. Josh says, Ben,

481
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:31,239
Speaker 2: they were told to stop throwing adult rubber toys on

482
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:34,120
Speaker 2: the field. Okay, as that's I guess the w NBA

483
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,680
Speaker 2: season's over, So I guess that stopped.

484
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:41,119
Speaker 1: Ferk Dog says sticks of Mando deodorant. There you go.

485
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:44,359
Speaker 8: I have a feeling they'll be back and bigger next season.

486
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,600
Speaker 1: Ben, you think so? Really, I didn't know there was

487
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 1: a bigger model La Reyna.

488
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:50,879
Speaker 2: I had no idea, all right, perfectly fine to me,

489
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:55,199
Speaker 2: Ferdock also says, I love your idea of bringing Gene

490
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 2: Mark back.

491
00:25:56,880 --> 00:26:01,280
Speaker 1: What is he doing these days? He's resting Jean's rest comfortably. Yeah.

492
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 2: Uh, Gene was a very I was around him when

493
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:07,679
Speaker 2: I start, I was a kid, when he's still working

494
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 2: in baseball.

495
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,760
Speaker 1: He was a very serious man. Uh.

496
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:15,280
Speaker 2: Chris and Kent Washington says, plastic tally whackers is the answer?

497
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 2: Donkey sausage going with towels? Uh, Stevie meatballs? Steven mean,

498
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,359
Speaker 2: did you use crowk to come up with this answer?

499
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:27,240
Speaker 2: Stevie meant, pauls my god, tacos and Burrito's is.

500
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 1: What he came up with.

501
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 2: Okay, I see what you did there, Sorded cast Roles

502
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:31,640
Speaker 2: from Lady Sideburns.

503
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:35,919
Speaker 1: That's the answer there. Who else? Page down?

504
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:39,840
Speaker 2: Cowmanur yes, giver throwing cowmanere on the field, gonna be Dave?

505
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 2: Uh monkey biz Doug from South Korea says lawn darts.

506
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,399
Speaker 1: Don't throw lawn darts. JT.

507
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:53,840
Speaker 2: The Wingman the Legend from Knoxville, Tennessee says Captain crunch

508
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 2: Cereal is the answer?

509
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,720
Speaker 1: Who else? You have? Page down? I can't read that

510
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:00,480
Speaker 1: on the.

511
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 2: Air, all right, Lorraine, Now do you have an answer

512
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:07,920
Speaker 2: to see the mallor riddle of the day, the malory

513
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,680
Speaker 2: of the day. Texas Tech, that's a university in Lubbock, Texas.

514
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 2: They have asked their football fans to stop throwing blank

515
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:14,720
Speaker 2: onto the field.

516
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:17,879
Speaker 8: I think they want people to stop throwing their children

517
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:18,719
Speaker 8: on the field.

518
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:22,200
Speaker 2: Great answer, lareda get upset team doesn't play well, throw

519
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 2: your kid on the field and then like a boomerang. No,

520
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:29,120
Speaker 2: that is incorrect, the correct answer. Texas Tech has requested

521
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:35,560
Speaker 2: that their fans stop throwing delicious tortillas off the field. Yeah,

522
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:41,920
Speaker 2: I don't do that. You ever made chips at home?

523
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,240
Speaker 2: Like homemade chips?

524
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 8: It is nobody have made tortillas at home.

525
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 1: You made sure.

526
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've made chips at home, and it is amazing

527
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 2: the markup how easy it is to take a stack

528
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:58,160
Speaker 2: of like five or six tortillas and cut them into

529
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 2: squares or triangles rather and like the amount of money,

530
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 2: it's a little bit of work.

531
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 1: But the amount of money save, Like you buy a

532
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:10,200
Speaker 1: bag of tortilla chips, what is that? Seven eight bucks

533
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 1: a bag of tortilla easily? Yeah, especially if you're like

534
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:14,680
Speaker 1: they're good kind, you can buy a.

535
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 2: Massive thing of like a hundred tortillas for a about

536
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:21,480
Speaker 2: what is it, like a five bucks maybe something like

537
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:22,960
Speaker 2: that for a big thing of tortillas.

538
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 8: Now that's the thing though, Ben, Yeah, when when you're

539
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:29,880
Speaker 8: just sitting normally you wouldn't eat twelve tortillas, but if

540
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:33,400
Speaker 8: you put them into chip form, you would easily eat

541
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:34,480
Speaker 8: twelve tortillas.

542
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 7: Absolutely, that's a crazy thing to think about. Well, it's potatoes.

543
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,240
Speaker 8: I maybe wouldn't eat a full potato if you just

544
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 8: handed me a raw potato, but if you make it

545
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 8: into French fries, I can eat like three potatoes.

546
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the fry thing. Well, that's true.

547
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 2: Like the people I know, some people have gone big

548
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,400
Speaker 2: on the internet because they'll make videos of like what's

549
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 2: actually in the cereal you eat or whatever, like the

550
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 2: sugars and all that stuff.

551
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 1: And yeah, and so it's okay, I get it.

552
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 2: I understand this is not a lot of stuff is

553
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 2: not good for you, but people are still eating it

554
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 2: and they're gonna stop.

555
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:06,240
Speaker 1: Any Let's go to the phones.

556
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 2: Let's see who do we have any meanie miney mo.

557
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 2: Let's go to a leprechaun. He lives in the Boston area.

558
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 2: Where else would a Leprechaun Live, Mike the Leprechaun. Hello,

559
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 2: Mike the Leprechaun.

560
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 9: Most of my family lives in Ireland.

561
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 1: I'm not talking. I'm not talking to your family. I'm

562
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 1: talking to you.

563
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 10: Okay, Well, yeah, mostpros live in Irelands.

564
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 9: Lorena would be a terrible NFL rep.

565
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 1: Why is that? Why is that? Why? Why would she

566
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 1: be a bad NFL REP?

567
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 9: Well, she's too short. Probably she would eat all the tortillas.

568
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 9: You know what she'd have to get. She'd have to

569
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 9: get my yellow rubber chicken to throw for every penalty.

570
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 9: Life that was taking shots of me?

571
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:51,960
Speaker 8: Was that a racist joke?

572
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.

573
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,840
Speaker 7: All the tortillas, horri.

574
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:05,360
Speaker 9: Answer that Wow had potatoes? That guy, Wow rose potatoes.

575
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 1: I hadn't you eat some lucky charms?

576
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 8: No one cares.

577
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:16,520
Speaker 10: Listen, Lorena, I've never eaten sweets. I don't eat sweets

578
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 10: on purpose.

579
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 9: I eat lot of salt.

580
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 1: That's not true, No, it's not. There's they put sugar

581
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 1: in the Suntann locean. You rub all over your body.

582
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,760
Speaker 1: I don't need it.

583
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 2: You know it goes through your skin, dummy. It's in

584
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 2: the Suntann Locean and all is your body. It just

585
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:32,640
Speaker 2: doesn't go through your mouth.

586
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 10: Well, I'm not.

587
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 9: I'm not like Donald Trump. I don't have a.

588
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 10: Tan like him.

589
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:37,400
Speaker 2: Oh, I can't believe. You're not like Donald Trump. You're

590
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 2: like the President of the United States.

591
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 1: Shocking.

592
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 9: Well, I didn't cause the Amazon shut down yesterday. I

593
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:47,480
Speaker 9: got ticket Master tickets for Brain Adams, a good Canadian boy.

594
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,880
Speaker 9: I'm going to hit my birthday, Marcell. Happy birthday, Marcell,

595
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 9: even though he's a dead duck dynasty. I'm going to

596
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 9: Brain Adams.

597
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 2: No, I mean, are you are you patty wait time out?

598
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 2: Are you patting yourself on the back for buying concert tickets?

599
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:03,280
Speaker 1: Is that what you're doing?

600
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:07,360
Speaker 10: No, it's my birthday. I'm a scorpio, That's what I'm saying.

601
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. You're patting yourself on the back

602
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 2: like I bought. By the way, it's my birthday and

603
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 2: I bought. I got tickets to a show.

604
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:18,040
Speaker 10: Ticket Master was shut down yesterday by the Amazon shutdown.

605
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 10: But I got tickets.

606
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 1: Okay.

607
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:23,080
Speaker 2: You know why, because you're because you're because you're a leprechaun.

608
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 10: That's why exactly I didn't. Don't don't shoot the messengers.

609
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 10: You always have to have a follow guy. Okay, I'm

610
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 10: not your fall guy.

611
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 1: Okay, why don't you call Poppy?

612
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 9: I hunt him over.

613
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 10: Here doing his he's kimming anyway, he's He's good. We'll

614
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 10: do it again on Friday.

615
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 9: I do have a joke.

616
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 1: I have to hurry up. Curry up, make the joke.

617
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 1: I got other people want to talk. Make the joke.

618
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 1: Hurry up. Chop chop.

619
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 9: What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

620
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 1: I don't know.

621
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 9: Shoot you trains?

622
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:56,719
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you?

623
00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 9: Oh that is funny.

624
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 1: Box scar, our box car, Bart?

625
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 2: If I could talk, that would help. He's in des Moines.

626
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 2: And again, we have so many people that interact from

627
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 2: des Moines. But yet we're told if we go to

628
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,239
Speaker 2: des Moines and do a meet and greet, no one

629
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 2: will show up. Hello, box car Bart.

630
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 1: What's going on?

631
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 11: Bart? Hello?

632
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 2: If I was any better, I'd be a car, but

633
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,480
Speaker 2: not a box car, because then you would be moving

634
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 2: me around the train yard.

635
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 11: Hey, I want to know what the heck ever happens

636
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 11: to bunting? And I want to take to take the oath.

637
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 1: Okay, well that's a great thing.

638
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 2: So they did try a bunt in the Seattle Toronto game.

639
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, oh, I thought you've been actual. I

640
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 1: thought you've been Bunny. Okay, all right, calm down, calm down.

641
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

642
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 1: All right.

643
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 2: So here's here's what I see bunny. Opening day in

644
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 2: Major League Baseball. I see bunting, and I see it

645
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 2: on the fourth of July. Like, I'll bet you for

646
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 2: the World Series too, they'll bring.

647
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 1: Out the bunting. Wait, what are we talking about? The

648
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 1: red white You know when you go to a stadium

649
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 1: and they had the whoa.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but I did not know that that's what that

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Bart knows that. I want to know Bart, where

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Speaker 1: they store that.

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Speaker 2: They must store that with the giant flags they bring

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Speaker 2: out for special events, you know, the flag that the

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Speaker 2: size of the football field. That is the biggest thing

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Speaker 2: you've ever seen. But they have to store that somewhere.

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Speaker 2: So it's like the holiday decorations, Like I see people

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Speaker 2: in my neighborhood that have these massive decorations up for Halloween,

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Speaker 2: not even Christmas, Halloween. I'm like, like, where the hell

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Speaker 2: do you store that stuff the rest of the year,

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Speaker 2: because you got to store it somewhere and it takes

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Speaker 2: a loop.

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Speaker 1: I guess I mean it's but you know they don't.

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Speaker 2: There's no basements in California homes, so they got to

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Speaker 2: get like what.

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Speaker 11: I'm I'm here every night, even though I don't call.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'd like to take I'd like to take the

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Speaker 1: all right, you know, because you asked nicely and you're

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Speaker 1: one of.

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Speaker 2: The the silent majority of listeners that never normally interact.

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Speaker 1: I will allow you.

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Speaker 2: By the powers invested in me from the what a

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Speaker 2: legend Skeeter in Montana may he rest in peace who

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Speaker 2: said I need to have an oath, I'll give you

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Speaker 2: an oath. So just repeat out of me, repeat after me.

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Speaker 2: Box Car Bart listens every night but doesn't interact with

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Speaker 2: us very often. I state your name, box Star Bart,

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Speaker 2: do solemnly swear, do solemnly swear.

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Speaker 1: That I will support and defend.

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Speaker 11: That I will support and defend.

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Speaker 2: The Ben Malor Show, the Ben Malor Show against all enemies.

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Speaker 11: Against all enemies, foreign and domestic, foreign and domestic.

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Speaker 1: And that I will obey the orders.

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Speaker 11: And I will obey the orders.

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Speaker 2: To peacefully fight back, To peacefully fight back, here's the

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Speaker 2: hard part against hostile attacks from rival sports, gas bags

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Speaker 2: and blowhards.

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Speaker 11: Against rival attacks from gas bags and blow odds.

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Speaker 1: That was close. Yeah, well all right, so help me God,

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Speaker 1: So help me God.

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Speaker 9: All right, where you go?

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Speaker 2: Congratulations by the power vested in Me box card, Bart,

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Speaker 2: by no one other than the Maler Militia. I now

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Speaker 2: present you in active member duty, our active food member

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Speaker 2: Mallar Militia. Congratulations there you are shown in All right,

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Speaker 2: Teth call us up again, Bart. We don't have time,

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Speaker 2: but I want to find out what you actually like

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Speaker 2: do I assume I know what you do, but you

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Speaker 2: gotta have to call back another time.

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Speaker 1: It is the Ben Mahlor Show.

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Speaker 2: We are moments away, moments away from that's right, you

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Speaker 2: can't believe it.

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Speaker 1: Mallard's Mountain Money.

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Speaker 2: Call right now eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox

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Speaker 2: eight seven seven nine nine six six sick nine.

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Speaker 1: We'll get to that. We will do it next.

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Speaker 3: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Mallor

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Speaker 2: Mallor Show. We are up all night, every single night.

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Speaker 2: Malor wherever you get your podcast. Right after the show,

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Speaker 2: us out. Also the Fifth Hour podcast on the weekends.

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Speaker 2: Support the show.

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Speaker 3: Now, Mailor's Mountain of Money. Hello, do you have what

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Speaker 3: it takes to get to the top? Probably?

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Speaker 1: Not? All right, here we go time now four of

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Speaker 1: the game.

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Speaker 2: I've been told by Coop no small talk, so we'll

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Speaker 2: have Mike in Boston. Hello, Mike, Welcome, Hello Ben, no

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Speaker 2: small talk?

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Speaker 1: Who do you want to partner with? Mike? I'll take

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Speaker 1: all right and no boy, I'm backfired. Poppy in San Diego. Hello, Poppy.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I'm gonna have to go with my Mastark matter.

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Speaker 1: We're okay?

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Speaker 6: Go ahead, all right, gentlemen. This is Malardsmount of Money,

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Speaker 6: Kim Kardashian edition. She turns forty five years old today.

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Speaker 6: The category is our home video keeping up Black Book

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Speaker 6: and Under the Knife.

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Speaker 7: Mike, you were on first, which category would you like?

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Speaker 11: Keeping up?

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Speaker 7: Keeping up?

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Speaker 1: All right? Poppy?

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Speaker 6: How about you under the knife. Okay, all right, Mike,

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Speaker 6: You and I are up first. The category is keeping up.

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Speaker 6: We need the first and last name of the athletes.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 6: These athletes all come from big sports families. Are you ready, Mike? Yes,

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Speaker 6: all right, forty five seconds. Let's begin the star on

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Speaker 6: the Golden State Warriors right now?

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Speaker 2: Sorry?

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Speaker 6: Yes, a star tight end for the New England Patriots.

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Speaker 6: He's retired now. Yes, he is currently the quarterback at Texas.

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Speaker 6: He's gonna be a high draft pick. Yes. This guy

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Speaker 6: was the center slash power forward for the Lakers with

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Speaker 6: Kobe Bryanty from Spain. Yes, this guy was the father

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Speaker 6: of Roberto Roberto he just passed away a few days ago. Yes,

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Speaker 6: good job. This guy is the father of Aaron, the

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Speaker 6: manager for the Yankees.

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Speaker 10: Bob Boone, jeez, Brett Boone.

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Speaker 7: No, all right, this guy was an offensive lineman. It

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Speaker 7: was Bob Boone.

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Speaker 1: Okay, how many points was it?

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Speaker 7: Oh boy?

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Speaker 1: Alright?

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Speaker 7: One?

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Speaker 1: All right? Poppy? You ready to go here, Poppy?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: All right, forty five seconds.

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Speaker 2: These athletes have all had cosmic work, cosmetics, cosmetic work done.

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Speaker 1: Are you ready, Poppy?

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Speaker 2: Yes, all right, run away and go basketball player. He

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Speaker 2: went to high school in Alaska. He played at Duke.

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Speaker 2: He was with the Lakers and the Bulls and the Cavaliers.

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Speaker 2: All right, boxer named the real deal. Mike Tyson bit

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Speaker 2: his ear off. Yes, white linebacker for the Chicago Bears

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Speaker 2: in the early two thousands. Yes, uh, star for the

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Speaker 2: Heat not lebron not Chris Bosh.

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 2: Uh, primetime defensive back coach at Colorado. Right, yes, let's

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Speaker 2: see what else did we have about guards?

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Speaker 1: What was this guy?

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Speaker 2: We went to Yukon, I believe, played with the Hornets,

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Speaker 2: the Celtics. Uh yeah, yeah, you got it right?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Wow? Wrong?

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Speaker 9: Wow?

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Speaker 1: What was that? What are we at now? We got

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Speaker 1: the lead?

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Speaker 7: Yes, all right, Mike out a time, No, Mike, do

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Speaker 7: you want home video.

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Speaker 1: Or black book home video? All right?

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Speaker 6: These athletes are all known to have a sex tape.

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Speaker 6: This seconds sex tapes going begin all right.

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Speaker 7: This guy is a famous wrestler. He just died. No, no,

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Speaker 7: he just died like most famous wrestler.

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Speaker 6: Of all time. Okay, yes, thank you. One of the

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Speaker 6: best tight ends of all time. He's on f S

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Speaker 6: one and ESPN. He was for the Broncos, the Ravens. No, okay,

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Speaker 6: this guy's second fiddle on the Nuggets, second fiddle on

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Speaker 6: the Nuggets.

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Speaker 7: He's the second guy on the Nuggets. The shooting guard, Coop.

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Speaker 1: We're out of time. Coop, you do not get enough points.

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Speaker 1: We win the game. Poppy one of the guys.

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Speaker 8: We won the game.

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Speaker 1: We won the game. Cheater, No, you had you went