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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, subject

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Speaker 1: Thanksgiving Surprise? Who would wait till you hear this Thanksgiving Surprise.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into it after after this, but right now

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Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: What you got for his nef.

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Speaker 3: Your wife is having a black baby?

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Speaker 2: Didn't go right?

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Speaker 3: I'm your wife, yeah, is having a black baby? Lord?

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Speaker 2: Get on board? Now do you remember that scene in

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Speaker 2: Lice been locked up before? You ain't got no problem,

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Speaker 2: make no judgments?

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Speaker 3: Then Bradie was classic, It is your wife having a

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Speaker 3: black baby.

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Speaker 4: Hello.

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Speaker 2: Hello, I'm looking for a William. How are you doing? Listen?

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Speaker 2: My name is Simmons. I was I don't know how

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Speaker 2: to uh. Oh man.

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Speaker 3: My wife and I evidently go to the same fertility

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Speaker 3: specialist that you and your wife go to.

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Speaker 2: Doctor. Doctor. You know? Are you familiar with doctor?

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Speaker 4: I'm familiar with doctor. But that's supposed to be confidential.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm aware of that as well, sir. My wife

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Speaker 3: is out on business right now. She's she's gone for

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Speaker 3: I won't be back until tuesday. But I got a

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Speaker 3: call today, a very disturbing phone call and wanted to

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Speaker 3: you know, I looked your number up.

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Speaker 2: They did tell me what was going on, and kind.

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Speaker 4: Of wanted to let somebody told you my number you

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Speaker 4: got you got my number from somebody.

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Speaker 3: No, I looked up your number. Uh, here it is

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Speaker 3: in that show. My wife and I evidently and you

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Speaker 3: and your wife have been going through the same type

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Speaker 3: of problems of trying to get pregnant and so forth

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Speaker 3: and so on, and uh, from my understanding, your wife

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Speaker 3: is what four or five months pregnant.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure.

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Speaker 4: Ye wait a minute, my wife is exactly five months pregnant.

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Speaker 4: But I'm still confused on how you're getting in touch

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Speaker 4: with me and what this has to do with me. Well,

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Speaker 4: I mean, all that stuff that we've gone through is

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Speaker 4: totally confidential, and I'm kind of offended that you're calling me.

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Speaker 2: I understand that.

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Speaker 3: Well, what's what's happening is I got a phone call

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Speaker 3: from the doctor's office today. It seems like there's been

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Speaker 3: a huge mistake by the doctor's office. Evidently your wife

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Speaker 3: has been artificially inseminated with my seed.

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Speaker 2: And I was I mean, I'm just as disturbed as

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean because I mean, me and

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Speaker 3: my wife are you know, my wife is too much pregnant,

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Speaker 3: and finally, how.

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Speaker 4: Could they do something like that? I mean, that doesn't

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Speaker 3: I mean, sir, I have no idea. All I know

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Speaker 3: is is that you know. I hate to use the expression,

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Speaker 3: but i'm I'm I'm your wife's baby's daddy.

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Speaker 4: And and no, okakay, wait a minute, no, no, no, no, so mixed.

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Speaker 4: That didn't that doesn't happen, no way, sir.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to make sure I bring the news to

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Speaker 3: to I mean, I mean, after being five months pregnant,

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Speaker 3: it's kind of hard to RECTI fight a problem.

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Speaker 4: So and I want this to sound rude, and I

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Speaker 4: don't want to sound wrong. You said, baby daddy, are

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Speaker 4: you black?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah black?

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Speaker 4: And my wife is gonna have a black baby.

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Speaker 3: Well yeah, your wife is gonna have a black baby.

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Speaker 3: But what I want you to know is I'm not

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Speaker 4: That's what about shout support. And my wife is having

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Speaker 4: some other black dude's kid. Are you crazy?

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not, No, I'm not out of my mind.

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Speaker 3: I'm just saying I didn't laid down and conceive a

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to be paying enough child support.

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Speaker 4: Man, I'm not even worried about the child support. I

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Speaker 4: don't pay the child support. I'm worried about some doctor

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Speaker 4: making a huge mistake. And and oh my god, your

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Speaker 4: can't believe that. This is unbelievable. It's unbelievable, and I

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Speaker 4: can't believe you call my house, give me the doctor,

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Speaker 3: It doesn't matter who gives you the news, as long

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Speaker 4: I can't believe that you're this is incredible, incredible. Oh

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Speaker 4: my gosh, call me. I'm trying to give me the

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Speaker 4: I'm ready to go crazy. This is crazy.

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Speaker 3: Okay, this, this is this is no reason to be violent, sir.

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Speaker 3: You see what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: This already violent. Don't worried about me about paying child

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Speaker 4: support and talking about your seed and and your baby's

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Speaker 4: best out of me. I can promise you unbelievable. Man.

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Speaker 3: Let me let me ask yourself, sir, do you think

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Speaker 3: you may need anger management? I mean, you're not gonna

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Speaker 2: You're not gonna. You're not gonna beat my child?

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Speaker 4: Are you? Oh? Man? Do you know how to push

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Speaker 4: a man's buttons? I can promise you, man, that's crazy. No,

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Speaker 4: I ain't gonna beat nobody's baby.

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Speaker 3: I don't want you being violent to me and your

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Speaker 4: Oh, spind this thing around? Huh man? Where do you live?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 4: Who this?

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Speaker 4: Is this because I? Oh man, this is crazy.

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Speaker 3: Well, here's what I'm gonna ask you. Do you think

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Speaker 4: To my own kid?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 4: Well, I guess it wouldn't be.

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Speaker 2: My kids, me and your wife's chef.

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Speaker 4: Don't you say that you're crazy? Don't you say that,

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Speaker 4: say that that drives me even thinking about something like that.

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Speaker 4: It's me talk about something like that.

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Speaker 2: But it's me and your wife's child.

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Speaker 4: Take So, don't you even talk like that You're crazy?

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Speaker 4: A tear a hole in your head. Don't you talk

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, you're gonna tell a hole and.

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Speaker 4: Who hey, you in your head? You're crazy?

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Speaker 2: See that. This is this is the kind of thing.

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Speaker 3: I don't want my child around this time, this type

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Speaker 3: Don't you care who you mad at? Why do y'all

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Speaker 4: You you this?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 2: Can I can? I can I say one more thing

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Speaker 4: Can?

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Speaker 2: I do that?

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Speaker 4: I don't know if I can take any more of

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Speaker 3: I got one more thing to say to you. This

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Speaker 3: is Nephew Timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You

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Speaker 3: just got pranked by.

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Speaker 4: Oh he's gonna kill that. It took us so long

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Speaker 4: trying to get tegnant. She's gonna play play a game

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Speaker 4: like this. That's wrong. I got me, man, you freaking

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Speaker 4: got me. Man. Yeah, we listened to Steve Harvey radio

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Speaker 4: show all the time. Man, that's awesome. She doesn't great.

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Speaker 4: Oh man, I'm gonna go find her and give her

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna do that.

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Speaker 4: God, Man, I got one of them.

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Speaker 3: I got one more question for you, baby. What is

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Speaker 3: the baddest radio show in the land?

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Speaker 4: The Steve Harvey radio show in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Which I think about that. Yeah, yeah, I have too much.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna run here. I'm really really wrong on so

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Speaker 2: many have no words. But did you like it though?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna pray for you though I am.

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Speaker 2: Oh, they praying for me all over the pray harder.

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Speaker 2: How do you like something you got to pray for?

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Speaker 1: Because it's funny.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Man, you don't be nervous nothing. He just out of public,

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Speaker 1: That's his job.

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Speaker 3: No, No, I be nervous in public, then I'd be nervous.

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Speaker 3: I had a few people run up on me. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: feel of ass whooping coming? You have a feel one hem?

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah nothing, Yeah, I got better than that. You

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Speaker 2: ever headed? Come?

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Speaker 3: Well? Yeah, I'm talking about had the feeling and then

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Speaker 3: it'll arrived right.

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Speaker 1: After that come December eight, nine teen, Oakland, California.

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Speaker 3: I a man, tell too short to blow the whistle

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Speaker 3: because the nephew coming to town. R That is Tommy

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Speaker 3: t December eighth, ninth, and tenth. And then that place

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Speaker 3: I have never been, Tacoma, Washington, December fifteen, sixteen, to

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Speaker 3: seventeen Nate Jackson, Super funny Comedy Club.

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Speaker 2: Nate tell them baby nephew coming.

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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour Strawberry letter,

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Speaker 1: the subject Thanksgiving Surprise. Wait till you hear the surprise.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to

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Speaker 1: The Harvey Morning Show.