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Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all back a suit, looking back to back down,

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Speaker 1: giving them like the milling bus things and it's not true.

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Speaker 1: Good Steve to mother stunt Joy. Yeah, you gotta use

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Speaker 1: that turn. You gotta turn to turn them out. Got

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Speaker 1: come on your thing, huh, I show will good morning

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Speaker 1: everybody you are listening to the voice, Come on, deeg

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Speaker 1: me now one and only. Steve Harvey got a radio show,

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Speaker 1: I said every day because God been good to me.

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Speaker 1: God has done some things in my life that's truly

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Speaker 1: been just amazing. It really amazing. Ain't even really the word.

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Speaker 1: They don't really have a word for what He's done

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Speaker 1: for me. I'm just out of superlatives. That's why I

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Speaker 1: say it every day. Steve Harvey got a radio show

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Speaker 1: because God is in a blessing business. Yeah it is God.

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Speaker 1: God can help you turn your life around. Did you

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Speaker 1: hear me? God can help you turn your life around.

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Speaker 1: Whatever you're going through, God has an answer for it. See.

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Speaker 1: But it's the going through that gets us though, ain't it?

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Speaker 1: Because I was having a moment yesterday and I set

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Speaker 1: my wife down. I said, baby, I just needed to

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Speaker 1: talk to you, going through a little bit right now.

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to share what I'm a little down

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Speaker 1: right now. My wife reminded me. She just reminded me,

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Speaker 1: just see this what a man. That's what a good

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Speaker 1: mate does. A good mate reminds you just of things

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Speaker 1: that sometimes you forget when you get off track. Because

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Speaker 1: you know, I consider myself a motivational type person. I

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Speaker 1: I've learned along the way on this journey I've been on.

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Speaker 1: I try to give a person a takeaway. But even

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Speaker 1: being that person, sometimes I get off track myself. I

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Speaker 1: get a little love, a little low. Sometimes, you know,

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Speaker 1: I get a little down. Sometimes I sometimes I forget

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Speaker 1: things that my wife or a mate can be good

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Speaker 1: for you to remind you. And she just says, Steve,

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Speaker 1: God got us. She said, have you even noticed that

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Speaker 1: And I know how you must feel, because you out

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Speaker 1: and and and old stuff keep popping up, and you

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Speaker 1: get a call from your accounting and hit this then

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Speaker 1: She say? But you ever notice he always always, no

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Speaker 1: matter what, provide a way. And he ain't never too late,

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Speaker 1: or you might be going the deadline is approaching. The

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Speaker 1: deadline can come and pass, but then they have a

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Speaker 1: grace period for you. And then sometimes man, it's just

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Speaker 1: ain't that God bringing you through it. It may not

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Speaker 1: Jazz before you get put out, jazz before they turned.

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Speaker 1: Maybe they cut the lights off, but you get it

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Speaker 1: through is necessary. Look, circumstance and hardships and pitfalls are

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Speaker 1: If you keep believing that des that he gonna see

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Speaker 1: Ain't God brought you through even when you didn't really

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Speaker 1: But because of grace and mercy he brought you through anyway.

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Speaker 1: But because you forgot to thank him, or you didn't

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Speaker 1: God get us out the fire and we walks right

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Speaker 1: back in there. Ain't it amazing? Man? I mean, really, man,

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Speaker 1: then get to doing something ignorant like blaming God, when really, man,

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Speaker 1: God has given us, as human beings, the power of decision,

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Speaker 1: and we all make decisions. How many times? Man? See,

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Speaker 1: sometimes it's a blessing and getting locked up you can

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Speaker 1: you it was a blessing for me, man, because I

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Speaker 1: realize that my family was important. Made me, Man, really

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Speaker 1: Oh man, I can't find no job. Now I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: Do said, Man, my mother told me quit hanging with

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Speaker 1: You can't blame God. That's why I talk to myself

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Speaker 1: How many times has God got you out of something

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Speaker 1: Don't you think That's what I think? So I thank

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Speaker 1: that God gonna pull you through anyway that. Have you noticed, Steve,

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Speaker 1: we ain't lost a beat. Oh. I know it's hard

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Speaker 1: good when you come into that job. Everybody don't got

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Speaker 1: slick Harvey, stop talking about what you ain't got and

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Speaker 1: something that will sustain you for the whole day. That's

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Speaker 1: just said. Hey Sherley, good morning, heavy Friday. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: Oh please listen? For four hours? Was Lord Jesus and

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Speaker 1: ain't it ain't my fault. It ain't your fault. As

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Speaker 1: Anthony Brown, It is not your fault. I don't blame

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Speaker 1: I what is this Jay Anthony Brown speak? He orientation

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Speaker 1: I'm having today. Yes, it's a long story. It's such

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Speaker 1: a long story. It goes back to nineteen eighty five. Story. Well,

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Speaker 1: I ever had all Right. Part two of the Steve

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Speaker 1: but right now, the nephew is in the building with

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Speaker 1: I got shoplifters attentions shop shoplifters. Please shoplifters, let's go

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Speaker 1: kad doc. Hello, Yes, I'm trying to reach a Tanya Please.

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Speaker 1: Hi Tanya. My name is Daniel from the head of

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Speaker 1: It seems that you doesn't come back in until Saturday.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to see if it's possible I can get

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Speaker 1: But yeah, it's about eighteen hundred dollars worth of merchandise.

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Speaker 1: And we definitely know that this is a in house situation.

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Speaker 1: This is not someone walking in shoplifting. This is definitely

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Speaker 1: get down to the to the roots of the problem. Well, ma'am,

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Speaker 1: it's uh. It's been brought to my attention that there's

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Speaker 1: my hangar man, what I'm trying to do is just

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Speaker 1: and I stole them. Okay, wait just a second. Now,

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Speaker 1: don't mean that I stole it. Well, we don't see

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Speaker 1: know what, you know what you're really cruising for this morning? Okay,

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Speaker 1: because you're gonna call somebody on the off day accusing

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Speaker 1: I'm not coming no where on my off day. Well,

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Speaker 1: then what's gonna happen, miss Tanya, is I'm gonna have

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Speaker 1: check them, see if they're wearing merchandise that comes from this.

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Speaker 1: Come to my house if you want to, and they're

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Speaker 1: You heard what I said? You heard what I said?

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Speaker 1: You don't call nobody. I bust my death store. I

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Speaker 1: bust my to death store. You under staying me. I

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Speaker 1: work hard for y'all. Okay, you're you've been busting you

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Speaker 1: you've been busting your car here excusing me of stealing.

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Speaker 1: I ain't so from nobody. I don't have to steal.

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Speaker 1: That's why I work all that. You understand. I think

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Speaker 1: your closet things. But it ain't no sea, if you understand,

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Speaker 1: and I'm checking your babies as well, and I'm making

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Speaker 1: check my babies to see what happens. You put your

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Speaker 1: I don't want to have to drag your butt here.

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Speaker 1: Oh you're gonna drag somebody? Oh? Now, you threatening me?

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Speaker 1: I don't want to drag out of your house. Security guy,

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Speaker 1: You tough security guard. You like your job that much

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Speaker 1: you're willing to die for that? Huh? Who said anything

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Speaker 1: about me? Die? I did come over here, and that's

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Speaker 1: what's gonna happen. That's what happens when you put people

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Speaker 1: a couple of day the days off, and y'all gonna

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Speaker 1: I'm threatening you. Didn't you just call and say you

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Speaker 1: was coming over here? Yes? I did bring you. I'm

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Speaker 1: don't bring your security. I'm don't. Let me tell you something, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I can. I can have you brought up on charges.

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Speaker 1: You know that, bring me up on charges and see

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Speaker 1: what happens. You see if you get that first. I'm

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Speaker 1: on my way over there now to check you when

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Speaker 1: your kids. You understand, man, I'm over here to check

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Speaker 1: me and my kids and see how they checked y'all.

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Speaker 1: Somebody here. Let me tell you something. Now, you got

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Speaker 1: to tell me. You ain't got nothing to tell me.

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Speaker 1: You ain't got something. Why don't you go ahead and

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Speaker 1: tell me what you took? Maybe I'll go light on you.

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Speaker 1: I'll go like I'm stupid or something. You don't sound

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Speaker 1: like a damn food. Why don't you tell me what

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Speaker 1: you took? I took? I bet you teaching your little

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Speaker 1: kids over there how to steal too. Aren't you what

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Speaker 1: what you teaching a kid? Hey? Hey, hey, hey, now

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Speaker 1: you hey, hey hey hey, hey, don't call me with

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Speaker 1: this on my sake. Let me tell you one mother,

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Speaker 1: Are you listening to me? I got one more thing

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Speaker 1: to say to you. You ain't got nothing else to

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Speaker 1: say to me? Are you listening what this is? Nephew

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Speaker 1: Timmy from the Steve Harbin Martin Show. You just got

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Speaker 1: prank your sister sid to you? Okay, okay? Are you

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Speaker 1: and that broad want to play games? Okay? Y'all want

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Speaker 1: to play? Right? Y'all got joke. Y'all got joke. I

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Speaker 1: got Joe for both of y'all around here taking care

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Speaker 1: of her and all her ugly play with me and

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Speaker 1: all day. All right? Tell you she told me, she

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Speaker 1: told me, she said that Timmy be be pranking people.

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Speaker 1: You can't nobody get me that on crazy stuff that

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Speaker 1: come to people? Don't know somebody calling and tripping with this.

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Speaker 1: You told me you couldn't. You thought you couldn't be

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Speaker 1: got That's all right, y'all got me. It's a good well.

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Speaker 1: I love you. I got some bug like all right.

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Speaker 1: Let me ask you one more thing. What is the

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Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land but Steve Harvey Morning Show? Oh,

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Speaker 1: if you ever stole something stand up nine just going

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Speaker 1: on fasts up for you ever stold something about to stoke?

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Speaker 1: Know you took it? You? No, No, you didn't. Okay, ladies,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna start with Sherley's. Shirley Ever stole somebody to stop? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: some candy our caller. Why you're so quiet? You know

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Speaker 1: I'm a louder than that. What you didn't stoke about

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Speaker 1: to stoke? Com candy and some chips, some Snickers and Reese's,

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Speaker 1: some hot tom list all that different occasions. Jay stow

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Speaker 1: some Valentine candy and when I gave it to the girls,

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Speaker 1: she had already got candy blue somebody else, and I

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Speaker 1: got in trouble for stealing it. Then candy that I stole,

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Speaker 1: So that didn't work out. You see why the way

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Speaker 1: I am what diabetic or better? My uncle? Well, you

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Speaker 1: asked everyone in the room to stand up, so I

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Speaker 1: actually stood stall the time. Clothes, car batteries, fishing girl,

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Speaker 1: car bar tires. I have stole cable, I have stole

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Speaker 1: riches of two SEC batteries. I have sold detergent, deter

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Speaker 1: stove credit cards. We don't have time for his books

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Speaker 1: on the counter one term out of the hour. But

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Speaker 1: Shirley our car battery, I know smoke, we gotta go,

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Speaker 1: you thief coming under the top of the hour Entertainment

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Speaker 1: and National. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 1: in today's entertainment news. According to the Shade Room Now

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Speaker 1: Houston Zone, Beyonce, her Be Good Foundation, and Adidas are

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Speaker 1: working with Beyonce's church in Houston, the Bread of Life, Inc.

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Speaker 1: To provide relief to victims of the winter storm. The

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Speaker 1: fund would provide one time financial assistance to those who

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Speaker 1: have experienced a non recurring sudden emergency hardship due to

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Speaker 1: an unforeseen or unavoidable event. Residents in Texas are eligible

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Speaker 1: to apply. Just go to Beyonce dot com Beyonce dot com. Wow,

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Speaker 1: that's not yes law. Have you seen Oh yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: I want that blue baby blue fur. Yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: I want you know something, y'all? That that girl, man,

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Speaker 1: every time something happened, she steps up. She's a giver.

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Speaker 1: She shared that testing van set up for people. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: drove around, She had that medical van going around helping people.

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Speaker 1: She just said food down there. That girl, that girl

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Speaker 1: is the truth man, right, yeah, yeah, meanwhile yeah right,

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Speaker 1: And speaking of Texas, since she said Ted Cruz, well

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Speaker 1: he is facing backlash after picture surface on social media

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Speaker 1: of him and his family traveling on a trip to

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Speaker 1: Cancoon while his home state of Texas was battered by

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Speaker 1: that Winner story arm and widespread power outages. Uh. This

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Speaker 1: storm left millions of Texas residents freezing and fearing for

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Speaker 1: their life. He said that his daughter wanted to go

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Speaker 1: on a trip with their friends. Uh since school was out. Um,

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Speaker 1: so he was being a good dad flying with her

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Speaker 1: down there. Well well, now, after all the backlash and everything, chump,

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Speaker 1: Ted jumped. It was perfect. Ted jumped on a plane

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Speaker 1: yesterday and came right on back to Texas. Okay, the

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Speaker 1: Texas Democrats are calling for Ted Cruz to be expelled.

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Speaker 1: Be yeah, I love it. Yeah, I mean how insensitive?

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Speaker 1: Can't come? Yeah? And he was just out in the

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Speaker 1: open with it, you know, all on the plane like

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Speaker 1: he's vacationing, right. Yeah, what do you think? What a loser?

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Speaker 1: You don't worry, no nothing. Spineless learned from the worst.

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Speaker 1: He learned from the worst. Little stand for they talk

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Speaker 1: about your wife, you let that fly? You just you

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Speaker 1: just talk about your deceased father. Come nothing, This man

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Speaker 1: called your wife ugly humiliated and pictures Trump. Yeah, Hale

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Speaker 1: to pitt you up his wife and Milania. That was

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Speaker 1: his joke. Boy, let me tell you some to see

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Speaker 1: your ass. He depended Trent. He offered to plead his case,

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Speaker 1: to plead Trump's case. He went to Ted Cruise. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Crewse said yes, yeah. And this man talked about your wife. Okay,

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Speaker 1: he's the most nothing ass politician of them all talk yes, sir, yes,

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Speaker 1: what you saying? All of it, it's just oh. And

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Speaker 1: then he had this big old bag um talking about

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Speaker 1: he was only going to be there for one night.

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Speaker 1: He was doing what you got, but you got. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, Steve, time for headlines. Let's move on, ladies

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Speaker 1: and gentlemen. Miss Anne Trip okay, thank you. The lights

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Speaker 1: slowly coming back on the homes of millions of Texans

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Speaker 1: after this week's record breaking winter storm, but safe drinking

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Speaker 1: water now at a premium. That's because the week's unusually

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Speaker 1: frigid temperatures have caused pipes to burst, that in turn

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Speaker 1: has prompted a boil water advisory. With everything else that's

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Speaker 1: called roll, that's caused rolling blackouts, So people trying to

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Speaker 1: do that. The City of Tylers spokeswoman Luan Campbell says

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Speaker 1: it's hard to boil water with no electricity and impossible

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Speaker 1: to work with busted and frozen pipes. The water pressure

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Speaker 1: is below levels that are required by the Texas Commission

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Speaker 1: on Environmental Quality TCQ, and that water pressure maintains op

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Speaker 1: little safety for the water. So we can't meet that pressure.

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Speaker 1: The below freezing up. Whether that's to hit the Deep

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Speaker 1: South by the way, especially the Gulf refinery region, or

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Speaker 1: a poorly course gas prices to rise. Now, this is

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Speaker 1: all you know. One thing is like a domino effect,

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00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:17,839
Speaker 1: is everything is affected by everything else. Biden administration says

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00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:20,760
Speaker 1: it's providing some two billion dollars to aid COVID vaccine

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Speaker 1: distrestribution in ninety two low and middle income countries. Now,

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Speaker 1: the reason being that by allowing the virus to spread

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Speaker 1: on checked in poorer countries, it keeps Americans at risk

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Speaker 1: because what happens that become more variants of the virus

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Speaker 1: they develop, and then we have to deal with that

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Speaker 1: Democratic Control Congress schedule to give take up immigration reform soon. Finally,

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Speaker 1: Amazon's retiring CEO Jeff Bezos, officially the richest man in

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Speaker 1: the world. Force magazine puts second runner up Elon musket

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Speaker 1: one hundred and seventy three billion, bezol one hundred and

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Speaker 1: ninety billion. Where does Donald Trump come in? He's number

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Speaker 1: twelve hundred and thirty four with two billion still money

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Speaker 1: to me, and I don't have any of it. Money, money, money.

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Speaker 1: Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening

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Speaker 1: all right? Steve introduced your best friend. You've done him many,

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Speaker 1: many years, many years. We go back, black Cadillac seats,

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Speaker 1: Ace Boon, Coon Buzzart, back buddies, ladies and gentlemen. Janthan Brown.

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Speaker 1: In honor of Black History Month and honor Black History Month,

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Speaker 1: I will give you the greatest haters of Black history

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Speaker 1: of all time. Great things they did, but they all

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00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:32,359
Speaker 1: had haters for once like this. In nineteen twenty six,

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Speaker 1: Willie T. Kennedy, better known his Lips, was the first

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Speaker 1: person to wet up a marijuana joint. After that he

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00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:47,400
Speaker 1: was no longer allowed to smoke with the group. Kent

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Speaker 1: cont Kenya, a runaway slave, once said to Harriet Tubman.

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Speaker 1: Kente kunt Kenya once said to Harriet Tubman, are we

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00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:07,719
Speaker 1: there yet? Walter to Douglas said to Langston Hughes, a

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Speaker 1: great American poet. He said to Langston Hughes, how come

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00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 1: your stuff don't rhyme? What's up that? Benjamin Bannagher, who

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Speaker 1: designed Washington d C. Laid out the plants for Washington C.

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Speaker 1: A hater once said to him, what's up with all

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Speaker 1: these one way streets? And how do I get to

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Speaker 1: Ben's chili bowl? These are haters? Haters Garrett Garrett Morgan,

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Speaker 1: who invented the stoplight. He invented the stoplight. A hater

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Speaker 1: once said to him, Let me get this right. The

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Speaker 1: light green, the light turns red, and the light turns yellow.

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Speaker 1: That's it, Oh my god, Haters, haters. Garrett Augustus Morgan,

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Speaker 1: the man who invented the gas as smash. A hater

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Speaker 1: once said to him. A hater said to him, you know,

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Speaker 1: when you put this thing on your face, can't nobody

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Speaker 1: tell who you are? A hater? And the last, last,

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00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 1: but at least, Walker T. Bentley, while coming home from work,

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00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:26,319
Speaker 1: noticed that there was a Chicago fire. This is where

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Speaker 1: the phrase the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.

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00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 1: But a man, a man, I'm not finished. A man

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00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:38,720
Speaker 1: who worked at that same plant saw the same fire

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Speaker 1: and said, we don't need no water. Let the this

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Speaker 1: we don't need Let them we don't no water, he said,

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Speaker 1: the roof, the roof, the roof. The man who used

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Speaker 1: to worth it and got frie sit. We don't need

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Speaker 1: no water. Let them burn burn this has been burn

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Speaker 1: black Haters of History by Brown Heavy Black History Month.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Jay. Coming up at thirty four, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: play you'll see something very special from our very own

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. Right after this. You're listening to the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, So, Steve, question for you,

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Speaker 1: how do you feel about the younger generation using your

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00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:40,279
Speaker 1: voice in their TikTok videos or Instagram real posts And

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00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 1: this particular video, these two young men who did a

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Speaker 1: reenactment of the skit of you asking your brother's advice

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Speaker 1: on how to ask a lady out on a date. Well,

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Speaker 1: this video, Steve, has gone viral with well over one

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Speaker 1: point seven million views. Well we'll play a little bit

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Speaker 1: of it. Take a listen. Girl in college. Man, she

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00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 1: was like, she was so out my lead. Now I'm

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Speaker 1: in college. I'm a freshman. So that evening I went home.

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Speaker 1: I'm in college. I called my brother. I said, hey, man,

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Speaker 1: I just met this girl. I ain't really met her.

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Speaker 1: I see him, man, but how do I get right

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Speaker 1: next to it? Hey? Listen, it sends your chipping phone.

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Speaker 1: All you got to do tomorrow when you see her

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Speaker 1: walk up to her and say, excuse me. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to disrupt your day and nothing you got going,

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Speaker 1: but it would really really make my day if you

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Speaker 1: would tell me your name, and when you say that,

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Speaker 1: just walk away. Next day in school, as soon as

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Speaker 1: I saw her, I walked right up to I said,

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Speaker 1: excuse me, said, I don't want to interrupt your day

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Speaker 1: and stop nothing you're doing, but it would really make

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Speaker 1: my day if you would just tell me what your

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Speaker 1: name is. She said, It's Melinda. I said, Melenda, Thank you.

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Speaker 1: So I went home that evening and I called my brother.

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Speaker 1: I said, hey, man, I did it. He said, Did

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Speaker 1: you walk away like I told you? I said, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I said, But what I do next? He said, tomorrow

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Speaker 1: walk up to and tell her, introduce yourself and tell

631
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Speaker 1: her your name and say so the next time I

632
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 1: see you and I say hello to you. It would

633
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:14,879
Speaker 1: mean so much to me if you would just say

634
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 1: my name back to me, I say, I said, And

635
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:22,600
Speaker 1: then what I do? He said, walk on. So next

636
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 1: day I see her, I walked he through. I said, hey, Melinda,

637
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:27,879
Speaker 1: she said. I said, hold, I'm gonna say. I said,

638
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:29,920
Speaker 1: I'd like to tell you my name. My name is Steve.

639
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,400
Speaker 1: I said, all I want is when I say hello, Melinda,

640
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:35,759
Speaker 1: I would just love to hear you say my name

641
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 1: back to me. That would mean so much to me.

642
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:41,239
Speaker 1: I said, let's try this. I say hello Melinda, She

643
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:46,480
Speaker 1: said hello, Steve said, back to the rule. That night

644
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 1: I called my brother, I said, Bro, I said, I

645
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 1: say what I do next. First of all, man, stop

646
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:57,920
Speaker 1: sounding anxious. Slow your role. You got to get smooth

647
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:00,919
Speaker 1: with this. Now Tomorrow when you see it, you say

648
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,439
Speaker 1: hello to her, waiting on her to say your name,

649
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 1: and then act like it knocked you out, to act

650
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,800
Speaker 1: like it knocked me off, and then walk off? What

651
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:22,759
Speaker 1: the hell you think? Click at Melinda? How you doing? Haste? Bro?

652
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:33,760
Speaker 1: I did that? Walked off? They're so cute video these guys,

653
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:37,759
Speaker 1: these kids re enacted it and they finished it up.

654
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:40,320
Speaker 1: It's really a cool story, and it actually happened. I

655
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:42,839
Speaker 1: did that a few years ago on my talk show

656
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 1: Okay from right, That's where it came from, you know,

657
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:51,439
Speaker 1: And it really happened. That's how I met this girl

658
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 1: in college. It was out of my leag but I

659
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 1: didn't know how to talk to us, so I had

660
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 1: to call my brother. My brother Terror was a player,

661
00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 1: so I had to call him. So what did you

662
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 1: think about the two boys that did at this? I thought,

663
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna I'm actually gonna reach out to them

664
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:11,400
Speaker 1: to really good job because it was really amazing. It was.

665
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:16,279
Speaker 1: I got something else I did, um that I'm gonna

666
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:18,239
Speaker 1: release this video. You know that. I don't know if

667
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:20,399
Speaker 1: you saw the video that janitor that made the half

668
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 1: court shot. Uh uh hey man, y'all need to y'all

669
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 1: need to brush up on your social media skid. You

670
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:42,279
Speaker 1: know now, y'all don't even know what happened. You know either,

671
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:49,920
Speaker 1: y'all need some kids wanted the two But I'll tell

672
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:52,840
Speaker 1: you something. One day, when we finished editing it, I

673
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:58,400
Speaker 1: just shot it today. It's really really good, Okay to

674
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:02,840
Speaker 1: look forward to. Ratulations to the guys who re enacted

675
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:05,239
Speaker 1: this video for you. If you want they want to

676
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,760
Speaker 1: see it, Yeah, they can go to Steve Harvey FM

677
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:12,240
Speaker 1: and check it out. Yeah. Coming up next, the Nephew

678
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 1: with Today's praying phone call right after this, you're listening

679
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:19,959
Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top

680
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 1: of the hour. Right about four minutes after the hour,

681
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 1: it's the Strawberry Letter for today, the subject post Valentine's

682
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:31,240
Speaker 1: Day drama. But right now the nephew is in the building.

683
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 1: He's here with today's prying phone call what you got

684
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:39,320
Speaker 1: for us? Now? The title is Jean, I got you girl, Gene,

685
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:47,760
Speaker 1: I got you girl? Come on, can't hello sweet to Jeane?

686
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:51,360
Speaker 1: My name Vernon brother was planning what's going on? You

687
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 1: need to high let you for a minute, my man.

688
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 1: I want to howl let you about your Why so

689
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 1: you got a minute? Yeah, I'm listening. I don't even

690
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,360
Speaker 1: know how to break this till you do. I just

691
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 1: want to be straight up with you, man. Me and

692
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 1: your wife have been kind of seeing each other, and

693
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 1: really she want to let you go. But she ain't,

694
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:11,839
Speaker 1: you know, she really ain't got it got it up

695
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:13,360
Speaker 1: in her to say she want to let you go.

696
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 1: So I'm coming to you like a man and letting

697
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:20,439
Speaker 1: you know. You know that she really wanted to shut

698
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 1: it down with you. We've been seeing each other for

699
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:26,400
Speaker 1: a minute now, so I don't know how well you know,

700
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:28,719
Speaker 1: I'm just coming at you like a man brother, trying

701
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:30,960
Speaker 1: to let you know she don't even really want you

702
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 1: no more. You know, we've ben't talked about it, talked

703
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:37,759
Speaker 1: about it, and I'm just trying to get it all.

704
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 1: I know. I'm tired. I'm tired of hiding with it. Really, okay, okay,

705
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 1: Well you know it's a lot smoother than I expected. Player, man,

706
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 1: it is what it is. It is what it is.

707
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:52,799
Speaker 1: I mean, a long as long as you, as long

708
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:55,279
Speaker 1: as you cool, I thought, you know, I just want

709
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 1: to be a man called or how I let you

710
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 1: let you know? Have you seen her today? And where

711
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 1: are you from Jersey? I'm up around Newark. I mean

712
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:06,239
Speaker 1: you said it's a lot smooder than you thought I

713
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:09,799
Speaker 1: was gonna be. Well, you know, anytime I'm another man

714
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 1: from the call, another man about his wife. I mean, yeah,

715
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 1: you don't expect it to be nothing, you know, pretty simple,

716
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:17,600
Speaker 1: that's for sure. I didn't contemplate it a long time

717
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:19,480
Speaker 1: by calling you saw you know, the day I just

718
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:22,440
Speaker 1: said the head whatever, I get my number, So I've

719
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 1: been hand your number. I had your number a long time.

720
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 1: All right. Now you say you're looking uh, there's a

721
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 1: lot smoother than you thought it was gonna be. It

722
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:38,800
Speaker 1: ain't that smooth. But you know you don't want you know,

723
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,640
Speaker 1: like the thing is, you got one up woman because

724
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:45,240
Speaker 1: you know my information. Now I's gonna come find you. Okay,

725
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:47,799
Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait wait hold up? Now good?

726
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,920
Speaker 1: You feel like I'm hold up? Okay, you feel like

727
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 1: you need to be looking for me or something. Brother, Look, look,

728
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:57,880
Speaker 1: let's check this out. This is a decision that the

729
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,279
Speaker 1: wife has made. You understand what I'm saying. So you

730
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,680
Speaker 1: have no reason to be mad at me about anything.

731
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 1: You have no reason to be coming looking for me

732
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 1: or any information on me, because see, when that happens,

733
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 1: then it's gonna really get stinky up in here. And

734
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:11,759
Speaker 1: I'm trying not to let that happen. That's why I'm

735
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:15,160
Speaker 1: calling you like a man. Brother, Trust me. Ain't that

736
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:18,640
Speaker 1: I'm never worried about. Okay, Well, I'm just letting you know, man,

737
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 1: I'm letting you know up front sheet with me and

738
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:23,239
Speaker 1: her contemplated a long time, y'all to y'alla, so now

739
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 1: you know here we are. So I said, you know,

740
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:28,799
Speaker 1: what the hell with it? I'm calling today. Y'all should

741
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 1: have did this on the phone together. I respect both

742
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,800
Speaker 1: of y'all a lot more. Okay, well you know, and

743
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 1: then you know, if that's what it's got to be,

744
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 1: we be face to face together whatever it's gotta be, man, Okay, So,

745
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:42,319
Speaker 1: but but let me ask you this here where it's

746
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 1: going in. Once we're both staying flat footed and tell

747
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 1: you how it is. Then what I ain't gonna never

748
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 1: be flat footed? Okay? What flat footed or upside down?

749
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:54,040
Speaker 1: Ain't where you want to look at it. Bro, I'm

750
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:55,840
Speaker 1: trying not to get into this physical part, but it

751
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:58,919
Speaker 1: seemed like you're leaning that way with me. It could

752
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 1: be withever. You know, you could be on this side

753
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 1: of the dirt or the other side and don't make

754
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:05,759
Speaker 1: it difference. It never does, brother, it never does. When

755
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 1: two bulls come together, one of them got to go down. No,

756
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:11,279
Speaker 1: guess what we are doing? Too much talking? You've got

757
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 1: my information. Guess what now, I'm not loaded than hunter

758
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 1: for you. You lock and loaded. There's no need for

759
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 1: you to say. There's no need for us discussing anymore. Okay, cool?

760
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 1: You know why we at it, man, Let me go

761
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:25,120
Speaker 1: and drop it all on you then, because it's it

762
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 1: seemed like we need to go and get it all

763
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 1: out the way. You cool, you know what I'm saying.

764
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 1: I think you need you know, a matter of fact,

765
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:33,319
Speaker 1: if you want to just keep it all the way real,

766
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 1: you might want to go take a blood test about

767
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:37,920
Speaker 1: a line and make sure you to Papa to that.

768
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:46,320
Speaker 1: All right? Feel me? Got it? So I'm gonna have

769
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 1: your wife getting your car man because we didn't contemplate

770
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:50,440
Speaker 1: it or too long and it's time. Yeah, you do that.

771
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:53,359
Speaker 1: You know my information? Like I said, you said enough,

772
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 1: you're hit enough bones yet now I'm really loading hunter

773
00:48:56,560 --> 00:49:00,520
Speaker 1: for somebody, So you know what I mean. And somebody's

774
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:03,600
Speaker 1: got to go. What you mean? Wait, what was all this?

775
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:09,960
Speaker 1: Somebody got to go? What you're saying, somebody got to go? Okay,

776
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,719
Speaker 1: you're talking about either me or you. One of us

777
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:14,239
Speaker 1: got to go because you're saying the wrong thing. Because

778
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 1: what you must understand is if I've given you as

779
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,400
Speaker 1: much information as I already have, that means I have

780
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:20,880
Speaker 1: enough information to know where you are. Brother, you know

781
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,879
Speaker 1: nothing about me norway I reside. So if you're gonna

782
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 1: talk about locking load and somebody got to go, then

783
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 1: you're saying it to the wrong person, because I'm already

784
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 1: up on you. Player. You got a first off, they

785
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 1: ain't really annoyed because it's got a country action. So

786
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:36,720
Speaker 1: second off, like you've done them on the real street.

787
00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 1: So however you want to handle it, you know my information.

788
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 1: Guess what. I don't reside did the more. I ain't

789
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:44,359
Speaker 1: doing the more. That's what. Now you got to start

790
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 1: from scratch like me. I tell you, he'll go to math. Man,

791
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:52,799
Speaker 1: you're ready for that. You're ready for this math, You're

792
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 1: ready to play. He'll go to math. This nephew Tommy

793
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:57,840
Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey mart And Show. You've been pranked

794
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:03,840
Speaker 1: by your wife. I'm a killer, yeah black man. Until

795
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:05,920
Speaker 1: I but you you kind of had me scared for

796
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,440
Speaker 1: a minute because you really wasn't flinching. You whatever you

797
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 1: eating over there, you never did stop eating on it. Oh,

798
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:15,960
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna stop eating keeps every morning. What's the

799
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 1: baddest radio morning show in the land, Steve Harvey Show.

800
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:26,280
Speaker 1: That was a real timing. That little guy, real gangster

801
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:32,400
Speaker 1: guy there that I was scared for. He was he

802
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:35,399
Speaker 1: was gonna do something to you man, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

803
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 1: I felt hurt while he was talking. I felt pain coming.

804
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:42,279
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, you want to all of us

805
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 1: tell him it's a joke quick. Hey man, hey man,

806
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:49,359
Speaker 1: you wanna you you wanna keep it all away. Really

807
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:52,719
Speaker 1: you probably need to get a blood test for little Alana. Yeah,

808
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 1: so yeah, he said right there, he said, right there,

809
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 1: you crossed the line. Now, he said, yeah, somebody got

810
00:50:57,160 --> 00:51:01,640
Speaker 1: to go now. And he said, Tommy, he said, he

811
00:51:01,719 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 1: don't live there, no, most so I'm looking for you.

812
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 1: That was checkmate, right there, that was ye, I'm still

813
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:16,400
Speaker 1: I actually got scared Jay right now. Yeah, when your

814
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:18,279
Speaker 1: heart started popping and you say, you know what, this

815
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:23,800
Speaker 1: is not something I shouldn't. I should see see you

816
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:26,920
Speaker 1: ain't from the north with that country, that country as

817
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:30,160
Speaker 1: you got. If you ain't no north side blank and

818
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:39,759
Speaker 1: blank nowhere, I'll see what you'll know. That was. That

819
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:43,360
Speaker 1: was scary, Tommy. That was really scary, man. And the

820
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:45,719
Speaker 1: fact that I know he wasn't afraid of you. He

821
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:49,560
Speaker 1: never stopped eating. He never because most people put their

822
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 1: food down. To make a point, he was, let me

823
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:56,880
Speaker 1: ask you something. You was listening. You was listening, and

824
00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:00,560
Speaker 1: what was he really eating? What was that well? I

825
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:03,480
Speaker 1: don't know what it was, but he was able to

826
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 1: keep his mind on his food and you at the

827
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:09,280
Speaker 1: same time. And he didn't want to beat. He didn't

828
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 1: speak huh uh broccoli or something. Yeah, I made it

829
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:21,759
Speaker 1: through it, and uh, he's okay, you're not looking for me.

830
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:25,160
Speaker 1: He's not wanting to me. But he sounded like a

831
00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:27,520
Speaker 1: guy that don't let the joke go though, Tommy, he does.

832
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 1: Let me tell you this jake. After we got through recording,

833
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 1: I did stay on long enough to make show are

834
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:38,480
Speaker 1: you and I are we cool? You coold? Do you

835
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:41,200
Speaker 1: need anything from me? You? Did he ever? You need

836
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:45,400
Speaker 1: an autograph book from Steve? Whatever you need? I got that.

837
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:49,400
Speaker 1: He need Steve to call you or something that's my

838
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:53,479
Speaker 1: nephew playing you know whatever you did he ever crack

839
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:57,200
Speaker 1: a smile? Did he ever like never wance? Yeah? Never?

840
00:52:57,680 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 1: You know, like when we got all be like, you know, yeah,

841
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:01,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you make you know, but you know, hey,

842
00:53:02,239 --> 00:53:03,960
Speaker 1: you know you messing with the wrong one. You know,

843
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:08,120
Speaker 1: hopefully I'll see you all time? What do that mean?

844
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Speaker 1: Hopefully you'll see me When a black man go uh huh.

845
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847
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Speaker 1: I hear one shrimp and Bridley. All right, thank you, nephew,

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849
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Speaker 1: Day drama, dumbest letter you ever heard. When we come

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Speaker 1: one is stupid buckle up and hold on tight. We

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Speaker 1: got it for you here. It's a strawberry letter, all right.

867
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:54,799
Speaker 1: Subject post Valentine's Day drama. Dear Stephen Shirley, I need

868
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:59,239
Speaker 1: help getting back on track with my girl. My girl

869
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:02,640
Speaker 1: makes a big deal about Valentine's Day, even though I

870
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:06,680
Speaker 1: spoil her all year long. I'm a true romantic and

871
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:10,880
Speaker 1: I love this woman. I also have two female friends

872
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 1: that I've known for many years, and my girl is

873
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:17,239
Speaker 1: friendly with them. This Valentine's Day, I went all out

874
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:22,879
Speaker 1: and prepared for lay MiG young lobster tails, garlic, mashed potatoes,

875
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:26,799
Speaker 1: and a Greek salad for my girl. I laid her

876
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:29,600
Speaker 1: out with a nice gift, and I had her favorite

877
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:32,920
Speaker 1: candles lit while we ate. I'm a chef, so I

878
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 1: cook like this for her all the time. Here's where

879
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:40,840
Speaker 1: I went wrong. I also made a plate for my

880
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:45,719
Speaker 1: female friend because she got dumped recently and she's been depressed.

881
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:49,560
Speaker 1: I also sent a floral bouquet to my other female

882
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:52,400
Speaker 1: friend because she just had a death in her family

883
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:57,239
Speaker 1: and she's been grieving alone because of the quarantine. I

884
00:55:57,320 --> 00:56:00,200
Speaker 1: didn't mention it to my girl, and I didn't I

885
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:03,960
Speaker 1: needed to our Valentine's Night got off to a great start,

886
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:08,240
Speaker 1: and the drama started. After dinner, I went and jumped

887
00:56:08,239 --> 00:56:14,200
Speaker 1: in the shower and left my phone in the din. God,

888
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 1: my female friend sent a text a picture of the flowers,

889
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:26,560
Speaker 1: saying thank you with a kissy face emoji. Of course,

890
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:28,759
Speaker 1: I didn't have a password on my phone since I

891
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:32,600
Speaker 1: don't have anything to hide. My girl was furious when

892
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:34,960
Speaker 1: I got out of the shower and she left after

893
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:37,959
Speaker 1: she showed me the text. An hour or so later,

894
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:41,160
Speaker 1: my girl sent me a screenshot of my other female

895
00:56:41,239 --> 00:56:43,640
Speaker 1: friend's IG post and it was a picture of the

896
00:56:43,719 --> 00:56:48,080
Speaker 1: plate I gave her and the caption read my favorite chef.

897
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:52,840
Speaker 1: It was the same food that I fixed for my girl.

898
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:56,160
Speaker 1: My girl said it's over and told me I should

899
00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:59,640
Speaker 1: be with one of those girls instead, but I want her.

900
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:05,520
Speaker 1: Can you please help me out here? Well, certainly gonna try.

901
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:10,600
Speaker 1: Everything you did. Everything you did in this letter was

902
00:57:10,719 --> 00:57:14,680
Speaker 1: just dumb and dumber. I mean, seriously, you left your phone,

903
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:17,840
Speaker 1: you did that? What were you thinking? I mean, you

904
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:20,000
Speaker 1: started off great, though, I have to give you credit.

905
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:24,520
Speaker 1: You started off great with a delicious meal, the lobster tail,

906
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:28,440
Speaker 1: the candles, and you bought her a nice gift and everything.

907
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:32,080
Speaker 1: I mean, but then you had to blow it. I mean,

908
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:35,560
Speaker 1: you know this was supposed to be her special now

909
00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:38,680
Speaker 1: you said she makes a big deal about Valentine's Day.

910
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:42,760
Speaker 1: You know this was her night for love and attention

911
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:46,040
Speaker 1: from you, not your female friends. I mean, they could

912
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:49,680
Speaker 1: have waited one more day. Then you could have included

913
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:52,040
Speaker 1: your girl. You know, you guys could have both done

914
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:54,720
Speaker 1: it together since they were both going through things and

915
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:57,640
Speaker 1: she's friendly with them too. You said that would have

916
00:57:57,680 --> 00:58:01,840
Speaker 1: made it so much better. And you know what, no woman,

917
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:04,840
Speaker 1: no woman wants to share Valentine today. They just don't.

918
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:07,920
Speaker 1: They don't want to share it with anyone, let alone

919
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:11,200
Speaker 1: to other women. Okay, I just can't stress. That's enough,

920
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:13,960
Speaker 1: and that's why she's so mad right now. Can you

921
00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:16,280
Speaker 1: fix this? You say you need help. I don't know,

922
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:20,720
Speaker 1: but you know, everything and anything is possible. You gotta

923
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:23,440
Speaker 1: do a whole lot of begging and pleading and praying

924
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:26,160
Speaker 1: and crying, all of that. All of that's a start.

925
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:29,640
Speaker 1: That's a start. Because she's big mad right now. It's

926
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:32,280
Speaker 1: gonna take something real big to get her back. I mean,

927
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:36,080
Speaker 1: she might eventually come around, but you got to start

928
00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:39,320
Speaker 1: with asking her for forgiveness for what you did. Tell

929
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:42,280
Speaker 1: her it was dumb. You weren't thinking, you know these

930
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:44,600
Speaker 1: two girls, tell her why you did it and all

931
00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:47,760
Speaker 1: of that. But yeah, this was just dumb on your part.

932
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:52,360
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. This was just dumb. And that's why your

933
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:54,960
Speaker 1: girlfriend feels like you know, you do this for everyone,

934
00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:58,480
Speaker 1: what makes her special. That's what she's going through right now.

935
00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:01,240
Speaker 1: So you can try, you can try to fix it.

936
00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:07,720
Speaker 1: Anything's possible. Steve Well well a player or shout out.

937
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:10,240
Speaker 1: Let me let me retract that statement, because you ain't

938
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:18,280
Speaker 1: no player. Okay, br I don't even understand you. I

939
00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:22,680
Speaker 1: really don't. Man, you don't have see you. You ain't

940
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:27,640
Speaker 1: that bright fellas, Listen to me. We're not that smart.

941
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:35,200
Speaker 1: We're not that crafty. You cannot not have a pass

942
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:43,520
Speaker 1: code on your phone dog, girlfriend or not or wife.

943
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:47,680
Speaker 1: You can't have a phone without a pass code. So

944
00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:54,440
Speaker 1: your phone rang, anybody can answer it and got what? Dog?

945
00:59:54,960 --> 01:00:01,760
Speaker 1: Are you nuts? That's for starters? But you you real stupid.

946
01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 1: And you know I know you stupid because I've done

947
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:15,640
Speaker 1: this before. Yes, I've done this with Christmas gifts, do

948
01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:21,200
Speaker 1: but I did this when I was eighteen. Yeah, all right,

949
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:23,920
Speaker 1: Hold that thought, Steve, Hold that thought. Please. We'll come

950
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:27,000
Speaker 1: right back with part two of Steve's response to twenty

951
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:29,760
Speaker 1: three minutes after the hour. The subject of my strawberry

952
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:33,480
Speaker 1: letter today is post Valentine's Day drama. We'll get back

953
01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:38,760
Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening show, all right,

954
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:42,840
Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter. The dumbest letter,

955
01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:47,160
Speaker 1: this fool day drama is the subject. Now, what this

956
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:49,640
Speaker 1: food did, y'all? Was he want to get back on

957
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:52,200
Speaker 1: track when this girl, because this girl makes a big

958
01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:55,920
Speaker 1: deal about Valentine's Day. Now he claims that he spoils

959
01:00:55,960 --> 01:00:59,880
Speaker 1: her all year long. That is questionable. I'm going to

960
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:03,400
Speaker 1: explain it to you that right there is questionable. You

961
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:06,479
Speaker 1: just did that to give yourself a cushion in this letter,

962
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:14,600
Speaker 1: you know. Anyway, you also have two female friends that

963
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:18,080
Speaker 1: I've known for many years, and my girl is friendly

964
01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:22,680
Speaker 1: with them. Really well, after we go with what happened

965
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:24,439
Speaker 1: in the letter, don't seem like that all that damn

966
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:28,800
Speaker 1: friendly to me? You know, somebody putting up with them

967
01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:31,000
Speaker 1: and going along with it just because you've insisted that

968
01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:33,920
Speaker 1: they're your good friends. But the moment something happened. She

969
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,280
Speaker 1: shows you how friendly she is and how she feel

970
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:39,520
Speaker 1: about your little friendship. I keep telling y'all about these

971
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:43,040
Speaker 1: opposite sex friends y'all think y'all can have and ain't

972
01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:46,000
Speaker 1: gonna create no problems in your relationship. I've said it

973
01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:49,560
Speaker 1: a hundred times. You can have opposite sex friends, but

974
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:52,640
Speaker 1: it's gonna lead to some situations. And here we are.

975
01:01:53,240 --> 01:02:02,560
Speaker 1: Your dumb ass made your girl a wonderful dinner. Garlic mash, potatoes, lobster,

976
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:09,000
Speaker 1: you know FilmOn, and you're a chef. You said it

977
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:13,000
Speaker 1: all out, got her favorite candle, y'all having Valentine's dinner.

978
01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:16,080
Speaker 1: You go to take a shower. You think it's fitting

979
01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:18,200
Speaker 1: be on and cracking. You fitting go get all this

980
01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:22,560
Speaker 1: smoky smell out you out your but because you cooked

981
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:25,960
Speaker 1: all this felon hand lobster. You over here, you surfing turf.

982
01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:28,760
Speaker 1: You smell like you smell like a cow in fish.

983
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:30,880
Speaker 1: So you did all up in here trying to get

984
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:35,200
Speaker 1: sexy like your night just fitting to be jumping. Your

985
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:37,800
Speaker 1: dumb ass, leave your phone in the it ain't got

986
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:41,360
Speaker 1: no code on it, and it pop up. Your first

987
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:46,400
Speaker 1: girlfriend who got dumped by her boyfriend. You fell sorry

988
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:49,880
Speaker 1: for her, made her plates, send her the same damn

989
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,360
Speaker 1: food you have made for your so the whole time

990
01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:56,360
Speaker 1: you cooking this special dinner for your girl, you don't

991
01:02:56,440 --> 01:03:00,320
Speaker 1: separated and made the same damn thing for your girl friend.

992
01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:04,200
Speaker 1: You're stupid, and then you send it to her and

993
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:08,400
Speaker 1: you send her some damn anyway. She send you the

994
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:12,280
Speaker 1: picture with kissy face, thank you the other girl that

995
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:15,800
Speaker 1: your friend had a deafenitive family, no telling high damn

996
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:22,040
Speaker 1: long ago. You didn't send her a flower and some

997
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:25,680
Speaker 1: damn fool you just a fool. She send you a

998
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:28,920
Speaker 1: text loving that and your girl see it. You come

999
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:32,520
Speaker 1: out to shower or hell, break loose. She leaves. Now

1000
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:35,640
Speaker 1: you want to get back with her. See prep player,

1001
01:03:35,840 --> 01:03:39,840
Speaker 1: here's your problem. You didn't messed up, and the probably

1002
01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:43,120
Speaker 1: was costing you as your age because you never said

1003
01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:44,880
Speaker 1: it in the letter. How old you are? Let me

1004
01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:47,520
Speaker 1: tell you something. I was eighteen years old, man. I

1005
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:49,880
Speaker 1: went down to make company. They had a little special

1006
01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:54,040
Speaker 1: at Christmas by one turk coorse bracelet, get another one free.

1007
01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:58,080
Speaker 1: So I bought my girlfriend and my side chick the

1008
01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:02,040
Speaker 1: same damn bracelet. I go home, put them in the

1009
01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:05,840
Speaker 1: same box, put their name on it, wrap it in

1010
01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:09,320
Speaker 1: the same paper and set up there and got the

1011
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:17,160
Speaker 1: damn boxes mixed up. So when I hand for New

1012
01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:21,800
Speaker 1: Year's Eve, I mean Christmas Eve, hup, bracelet turd. Course

1013
01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:25,480
Speaker 1: Christmas Day I get my girlfriend hers. But when they

1014
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:29,840
Speaker 1: opened the boxes, they got each other name in it

1015
01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:35,040
Speaker 1: because I had the same paper, same gilt, same box.

1016
01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:41,440
Speaker 1: I'm eighteen, stupid, Now you're a grown man. You are

1017
01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:46,520
Speaker 1: a chef somewhere your ass did this. I never recovered

1018
01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:53,720
Speaker 1: from that. I end up losing both the chicks. They course,

1019
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:58,680
Speaker 1: even even at eighteen day was going you be a

1020
01:04:58,960 --> 01:05:02,160
Speaker 1: stupid bigg They called me everything that was wrong with me.

1021
01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:04,600
Speaker 1: That was when I had started getting used to my

1022
01:05:04,760 --> 01:05:07,320
Speaker 1: physical features and I thought I had a chance maybe,

1023
01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:10,560
Speaker 1: and they broke me down. They reminded me, you big, live,

1024
01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:14,240
Speaker 1: wide nose, dumb ass, gonna sit up in here and

1025
01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:16,720
Speaker 1: give me this box with this health of name on it.

1026
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:21,120
Speaker 1: Ought to go over. Then they ended up talking one

1027
01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:24,520
Speaker 1: time found out they had the same damn gift. Huh Jesus,

1028
01:05:25,040 --> 01:05:27,600
Speaker 1: but I was eighteen. This is not the one, Steve

1029
01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:29,680
Speaker 1: that you said. The girl said that she didn't like

1030
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:32,640
Speaker 1: your face. That's no, this is a whole. Another guy,

1031
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:36,439
Speaker 1: I've been destroyed by women comments, mind tire life. Yeah,

1032
01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:39,440
Speaker 1: I don't like your facial features. I discovered that in

1033
01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:45,680
Speaker 1: the ninth grade, So that's what I was happy. So

1034
01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:47,920
Speaker 1: I was trying to tell you that at eighteen, I

1035
01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:51,280
Speaker 1: had worked through that, and then when I did this,

1036
01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:55,080
Speaker 1: both of them brought it back up again. You big, live,

1037
01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:59,120
Speaker 1: wide nose, stupid ass, and that shotted me again. It

1038
01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:02,080
Speaker 1: took me right back to you don't like my facial features.

1039
01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:05,840
Speaker 1: And so the problem you got, dog is your ass

1040
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:10,920
Speaker 1: is old. Yeah, you didn't messed up. You're stupid. Feel special?

1041
01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:15,560
Speaker 1: You need first thing? You need this pastor. Thank you Steve.

1042
01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:19,520
Speaker 1: Post your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter Steve Harvey FM

1043
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:22,320
Speaker 1: on Instagram and Facebook. Check out the Strawberry Letter podcast

1044
01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:26,520
Speaker 1: one demand. Coming up, we're gonna talk about black Girl Magic, Tennis, Grates,

1045
01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:31,120
Speaker 1: Naomi and Serena. Right after that, all you're listening to

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, guys, happy Black History Month.

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Speaker 1: We got a few more days to go in Black

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Speaker 1: History Month. Everything black, let's see it, did see it twice.

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Speaker 1: It means something black black, that's d black black black.

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Speaker 1: All right, So did you guys, see the black Girl

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Speaker 1: magic historic moment when tennis greats Naomi Osaka played the

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Speaker 1: goat and her idol Serena Williams at the Australian Open.

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Speaker 1: You saw a jay right, Yeah, Naomi defeated Serenacca. Man

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Speaker 1: I was really pulling for us yea yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: for sentimental reasons and everything. Yeah, Naomi defeated She won,

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Speaker 1: She defeated Serena, but they hugged after the match. I

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Speaker 1: love that moment. I love that. It was beauty right,

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Speaker 1: good moment. Yeahah. Naomi spoke about Serena during an on

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Speaker 1: court interview. Take a listen. I don't know if there's

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Speaker 1: any little kids out here today, but I was a

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Speaker 1: little kid watching her play, and just to be on

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Speaker 1: the court playing against her, for me is a dream. Um.

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Speaker 1: And I think the biggest thing that I've learned over

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Speaker 1: the years is just like you know, you're a competitor,

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Speaker 1: you're playing against another competitor, and um, that itself is

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Speaker 1: the funnest part, because tennis is a game. Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: love her. I love She's so sweet. Yeah, she's champions.

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Speaker 1: Just going ain't happening? Well after the match, After the match, guys,

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Speaker 1: Serena left the postgame interview. Take a listen to this,

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Speaker 1: considering how well you've played to get to this stage.

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Speaker 1: What do you feel cause that it was just one

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Speaker 1: of those bad days at the office. Oh um, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. That touched my heart? You know, it really

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Speaker 1: did touch any that. Yeah, she couldn't even answer to touch. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so so emotional. How many does Serena need to be?

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Speaker 1: Who have one already got it? Okay? So how many?

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Speaker 1: Okay that's Serena. How many does He's the greatest of

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Speaker 1: all time? Yeah, Tiger. I think Tiger's two or three

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Speaker 1: away to major major majors. He's tied with wins. I

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Speaker 1: think he wanted, I think got to win. But I

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Speaker 1: think he's missing three or four majors. When he won

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Speaker 1: the Masters the other year, that that knock him one

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Speaker 1: more closer. And but listen to me, man, make no

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Speaker 1: mistake about it. The greatest golfer of all time is

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Speaker 1: Tiger words. Sena is the greatest. Yeah Serena, y'all can't

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Speaker 1: you can't touch Serena. That is the greatest tennis player

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Speaker 1: to ever live? Yeah, man or woman, that's right. Her

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Speaker 1: husband was backing a t shirt that said my wife

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Speaker 1: is the greatest female athlete. Then the female was crossed out.

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Speaker 1: It just said my wife is the greatest athlete. I

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Speaker 1: love that. Love that, all right, congratulations to them both.

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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll be

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Speaker 1: back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right

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Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to show. Hi, guys, let's play

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Speaker 1: a game with our comedians. Carla, it's Paul. What's the

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Speaker 1: first thing you do if dot dot dot Okay? Okaya

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Speaker 1: took my dot dot dot Okay, but coming you own

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Speaker 1: your own dot dot dot dot right, oh, dot dot

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Speaker 1: dot alright, alright, you gotta go dot dot dot dot.

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Speaker 1: You gotta do four dots because you know own the

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Speaker 1: four dots. He only three that all right? What's the

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Speaker 1: first thing you do if dot dot dot dot? Uh,

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Speaker 1: you were left at the altar? That's me? First of all. First,

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Speaker 1: God knows if I'm left that though that God knows

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Speaker 1: that I shouldn't be going through that again. And God

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Speaker 1: spoke to her and made her lead. That's the first thing.

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Speaker 1: And I'm thinking, God, I'm falling on my knees and

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Speaker 1: following I'm hugging the minister. I'm hugging all the brides maids.

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Speaker 1: Thank y'all for coming. Thank I'm thinking everybody, if that

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Speaker 1: happens to me, because god I'm doing Come on, you

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Speaker 1: know what I'm doing. If you leave me after all

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Speaker 1: the like that, I'm going over to my side of

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Speaker 1: the church where my family is and letting them know.

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Speaker 1: This is a prank. Okay, I just wanted us to

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Speaker 1: all get together because we don't really see each other

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Speaker 1: that much, you know. I'm just glad that we love

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Speaker 1: each other. The fact that y'all came out to be

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Speaker 1: a part of it. This but this wasn't really happening. Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is a joke. But I'm just glad we all together.

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Speaker 1: If we can all just now, you know, go downstairs

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Speaker 1: and get some drains and have some food. Have you

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Speaker 1: got all? Right? Come on, Steve, what's the first thing

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Speaker 1: you do if you were left at the altar? I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go with my girlfriend's house and get you better

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Speaker 1: keep up, all right, guys, here's another one. What's the

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Speaker 1: first thing you do if you saw your neighbor cheating

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Speaker 1: on their significant other, on their wife or husband or whatever. Oh,

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Speaker 1: by my neighbor cheating, you ain't cheating my neighbors. So

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Speaker 1: there ain't no cheating going on because you yea, you

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Speaker 1: ain't seen you ain't seen these neighbors. That guy. Nobody's cheating,

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Speaker 1: no nobody. If I moved someplace else, I have new names,

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Speaker 1: but not the ones I got now, good, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: this is two different deals here. Okay. Now, if it's

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Speaker 1: the female you know that's cheating, then I got to

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Speaker 1: go and let her know. We got to work a

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Speaker 1: deal because I didn't caut you. Okay, So I need it.

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Speaker 1: I need it. I needed air winds for me. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's how. Yeah, air winds. Let's work this out. Now.

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Speaker 1: If for some male that's doing the cheat, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: let you know. I'm gonna need five hundred okay, five

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars here two weeks until I feel like I

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Speaker 1: think you didn't learn your lesson. That's how we're gonna

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Speaker 1: work this up. Gonna go down right like that, all right?

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Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, what would you do the first thing

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Speaker 1: you do if you saw your neighbor cheating. I'm gonna

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01:13:09,600 --> 01:13:12,920
Speaker 1: just tell him next time I catch your car backed

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Speaker 1: up on the edge of my yard like you normally

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Speaker 1: do it, I'm going to and tear your fat ass

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Speaker 1: wife what I saw keep pulling that car up over

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Speaker 1: the edge of my yard and stupid. Yeah, all right,

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Speaker 1: here we go. What's the first thing you do if

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Speaker 1: you found the bag of money on the side of

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Speaker 1: the road. What how much you gotta put? An amount?

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Speaker 1: You gotta put? Thousands, thousands and thousands, ten thousand, ten thousand. Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's just going in my pocket ten thousand dollars. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if you found a bag of money, let me tell

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Speaker 1: you how how game should be. I could see somebody

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Speaker 1: drop it and not notice it, and I'm still picking

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Speaker 1: it up, you know what I mean. I'm not gonna go, hey,

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Speaker 1: you dropped something if they don't see it. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm good with it. Go ahead, big dog, take us

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Speaker 1: out there. No, it ain't number one answer because I'm

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Speaker 1: just trying to take for ten grand I ain't gonna lie.

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Speaker 1: I get shot right in front of my whole family.

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Speaker 1: Ain't like some Hollywood with some Hollywood bullets. All right,

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Speaker 1: thank you guys. Trending stories of the Steve Harvey Morning

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Speaker 1: Show coming up in twenty minutes after Right after this,

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Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning show. So did

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Speaker 1: you guys hear about this? Amazon Studios made a major

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Speaker 1: play for Donald Glover. You know who that is, Childish Gambino,

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Speaker 1: the Rappers Gambino. Yes, he's reportedly earning eight figures more

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Speaker 1: than ten ten million dollars now to create a unique

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Speaker 1: channel for Amazon Prime viewers. It's okay. On his payroll

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Speaker 1: will be the former first daughter Malia Obama. What she's

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Speaker 1: gonna be joining his writing staff for a series called Hive. Now.

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Speaker 1: The show is rumored to revolve around a Beyonce like character,

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Speaker 1: so we have to watch out for that. It will

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Speaker 1: be on Amazon Prime. And Congratt like, yeah, however, we

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Speaker 1: get it. That's get it. Watch out real TV cable

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Speaker 1: is killing bo is killing table is changed though, man,

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Speaker 1: yeah it yeah, you know it's you can't keep up.

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Speaker 1: You can't you cannot keep up. You gotta know you're born.

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Speaker 1: There's a thousand TV shows out there now. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: not still will change regularly. You're still change the channel.

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Speaker 1: Ago ain't nothing to watch exactly, So look out for

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Speaker 1: Maliah Obama's show. She'll be on the writing staff. It's

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Speaker 1: called Hive on Amazon Prime, coming soon. He's getting a

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Speaker 1: lot of money I love that. What's up? All right?

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Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming

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Speaker 1: up at thirty three minutes after the hour. Right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening, all right? Steve introduced your best friend. You've

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Speaker 1: known him many, many years, many years. We go back

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Speaker 1: black Cadillac seats, Ace Boon, Cool Buzzard, back buddies, ladies

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Speaker 1: and gentlemen. Janathan Brown, in honor of Black History Month,

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Speaker 1: I will give you the greatest haters of Black history

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Speaker 1: of all time. Great things they did, but they all

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Speaker 1: had haters for once like this. In nineteen twenty six,

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Speaker 1: Willie T. Kennedy, better known his Lips, was the first

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Speaker 1: person to wet up a man want to join. After that,

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Speaker 1: he was no longer allowed to smoke with the group.

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Speaker 1: Kenton cont Kenya, a runaway slave, once said to Harriet Tubman.

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Speaker 1: Kine Kunta Kenya once said to Harriet Tubman, are we

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Speaker 1: there yet? Absolutely? Walter to Douglas said to Langston Hughes,

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Speaker 1: a great American poet, how come your stuff don't rhyme?

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Speaker 1: What's up? Benjamin Bannaker, who designed Washington d C. Laid

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Speaker 1: out the plans for Washington C. A hater once said

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Speaker 1: to him, what's up with all these one way streets?

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Speaker 1: And how do I get to Ben's chili bowl? And

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Speaker 1: these are haters? Haters Garrett Garrett Morgan, who invented the stoplight.

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Speaker 1: He invented the stoplight. A hater once said to him,

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Speaker 1: Let me get this right, that like the light turns

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Speaker 1: red and the light turns yellow. That's it. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: hate us, hate us. Garrett Augustus Market, the man who

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Speaker 1: invented the gas mass, A hater once said to him,

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Speaker 1: you know, when you put this thing on your face,

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Speaker 1: can't nobody tell who you are? A hater? And the

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Speaker 1: last last, for not least walk for t. Bentley, while

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Speaker 1: coming home from work, noticed that there was a Chicago fire.

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Speaker 1: This is where the phrase the roof, the roof, the

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Speaker 1: roof is on fire. But a man, a man, I'm

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Speaker 1: not finished. A man who worked at that same plan

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Speaker 1: saw the same fire and said, we don't need no water.

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Speaker 1: Let the We don't let them. We don't no water,

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Speaker 1: he said, the ruthless on fire. The man who used

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Speaker 1: to work there and got fire said we don't need

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Speaker 1: no water. Let them burn all right, coming up, it

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Speaker 1: is our last break of the day. It is the

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Speaker 1: last break of the day. Let me drop these words

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Speaker 1: of wisdom. We've been talking about relationships all day long

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Speaker 1: to the show. Remember men, remember if she's mad at you,

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Speaker 1: not speaking to you, you got two damn days to

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Speaker 1: yourself and Joe today, Thank you, better man, close it

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Speaker 1: remarks coming up at forty nine minutes after right after this,

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Speaker 1: better man, you're listening all right. Here we are our

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Speaker 1: last break of the day, last break of the week.

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Speaker 1: Happy Friday, have a great weekend everyone, the people in

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Speaker 1: Texas please just stay safe as safe as you can,

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Speaker 1: and praying for you is bad. And get to the

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Speaker 1: polls and vote out loser. No, no, not loser the

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Speaker 1: governor definitely. And guys, a quick reminder now, this month

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Speaker 1: we are celebrating all black everything because it's Black History Month.

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Speaker 1: We recognize the culture that sets trend, creates moments, and

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Speaker 1: moves the world. Okay, So tomorrow, this Saturday, at six

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Speaker 1: pm Eastern, check out Living Black. It features performances by

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Speaker 1: Roddy Rich, twenty one Savage, Jane Janey, Ico, and Kirk Franklin.

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Speaker 1: So watch this Saturday Tomorrow, six pm Eastern to Steve

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Speaker 1: HARVEYM dot com Franklin. I'm Kevin God's Little Christian. Watch

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Speaker 1: tomorrow at six pm Eastern. Go to Steve HARVEYFM dot

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Speaker 1: com slash Living Black for more information. This whole show

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Speaker 1: this week was dedicated to all the people whose third

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Speaker 1: toe is shorter than the rest of They told that

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Speaker 1: third toe. If your third toe is shorter than the

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Speaker 1: rest of your show is for you. Huh, this show

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Speaker 1: is for you. I know. There's no no no if

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Speaker 1: your third toe is shorter than the rest of your toe. Oh,

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Speaker 1: yes see, that's dedicated this This show is dedicated to you.

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Speaker 1: Go ahead, Jake, I like to dedicate the show to

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Speaker 1: people whose real hair don't match their ponytail, but they

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Speaker 1: don't care. They could care less, like any dedicate Come on,

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Speaker 1: you get serious. I don't like to dedicate this show.

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Speaker 1: Who's when people who put on belts and the back

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Speaker 1: of the belt is four inches taller than they belt

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Speaker 1: Those people, your belt buckle is pointed towards the ground

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Speaker 1: and the back of your belt is four inches high

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Speaker 1: and in front of your belt. I love it you

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Speaker 1: shout out to them. That must be hard to deal

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Speaker 1: with when you very hard. Yeah, I like to shout

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Speaker 1: out everybody who has an uncle, everybody who has an uncle,

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Speaker 1: who has a knot on the back of their neck.

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Speaker 1: But don't nobody say a damn thing about it. Nobody

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Speaker 1: points it out, no one, no one, no one. Let

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Speaker 1: me do a dedication right here for those for those

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Speaker 1: of you that have super glue, gorilla glue your hand,

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Speaker 1: all your eyelets, the different parts of your body because

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Speaker 1: you wanted to look good. This is for you. This

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Speaker 1: is for all the people out there who are short

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Speaker 1: and spending their whole life thinking of ways to appeal

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Speaker 1: to be taller. That's really hard, you know, platform shoes,

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Speaker 1: elevator pads, standing on your toes, standing in front of

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Speaker 1: everybody after picture jumping. When ain't nobody looking dedicated to you?

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Speaker 1: All right? I got one another one to everybody out

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Speaker 1: there who has lost some weight, some weight, but you

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Speaker 1: got on that outfit like you've lost a lot of weight.

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Speaker 1: I take that dedicated. You know you got on that

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Speaker 1: night there yet outfit rocket. Okay, okay, let let me think, okay,

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Speaker 1: just right here, Oh lord, let me think. This is

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Speaker 1: for people. Um, I'm blank, I'm so blank. I got it.

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Speaker 1: Go ahead, show. It's dedicated to people who always sang

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Speaker 1: along to songs and don't ever know the damn words. Ever.

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Speaker 1: I don't know one song, nothing nothing, I just wanting them.

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Speaker 1: I don't know none of the word. I'm strong, shout out,

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Speaker 1: I remember nine you longer. No, no but me now

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Speaker 1: me will share that would be mine. Yeah that's all

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Speaker 1: they know. No will nopen, nagging, none, name even me.

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Speaker 1: Come on the name, because for me to get the

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Speaker 1: love you get me, Bathy the bather takes a long time.

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Speaker 1: Love you go the chance to look, wait for love,

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Speaker 1: wait for love, same food. I love these dedications. Dedications

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Speaker 1: are here forever now on Friday, yes, no nothing, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no what I can't make a ship sale boy, I'll

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Speaker 1: be going man, Come on Friday, dedications, I hit a state. Baby. Hey,

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Speaker 1: look y'all, have a great weekend. Talk to God. Everybody

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