Speaker 1: My grandma and your grandma. Was it in bad fire?
Speaker 1: My grandma grandma. I'm gonna say, but I'm gonna fire.
Speaker 1: It's bad hin. I like Jagamo Jam calling. You have
Speaker 1: two jet setters as hosts. Officially, it's true. Touchdown, touchdowndown,
Speaker 1: touchdown from Canada. I'm back in the States. You used
Speaker 1: your passport, you used my new passport. You have a stamp.
Speaker 1: That's so cool. They didn't stamp it. I thought I
Speaker 1: was all excited. I was like, you know, let's not
Speaker 1: stress that they will stamp it at some point. No
Speaker 1: stamps to be had. I guess it's different with Canadian
Speaker 1: even on the return trip. No even on the return. Also,
Speaker 1: we should say I very nearly didn't make it there
Speaker 1: because I went to the literal wrong airport, you guys.
Speaker 1: I went to Newark, which whoever elects to go to
Speaker 1: New York, I went to New York instead of the
Speaker 1: correct La Guardia. But don't worry, we worked it out.
Speaker 1: We'll tell you about it later. We'll tell you about
Speaker 1: it later. Um. For those of you who don't know,
Speaker 1: Match just went to Montreal for the just for last festival.
Speaker 1: Huge deal, huge deal. The city shuts down for it.
Speaker 1: The industry shuts down for it, bitch um. But before
Speaker 1: we get to that, and before we get to our guest,
Speaker 1: I just want to make a huge announcement, a new announcement.
Speaker 1: I'm officially a Soul Cycle Warrior, which means that during
Speaker 1: this is Warrior Week is ending tomorrow. It's not like
Speaker 1: getting a black belt. No, it's um. You. If you
Speaker 1: take four classes within a week, this very specific window
Speaker 1: of a week, you get UM your name on the website.
Speaker 1: Meo my, get a beer, cuzy, a phonecase, and a
Speaker 1: toe bag for free, for free, for the low price
Speaker 1: of competence athleticism, sports and accumulative total of a hundred
Speaker 1: and seventy dollars worth of classes. But you know what,
Speaker 1: we'll see if it's worth it. I think it's worth it.
Speaker 1: I think I see you getting stronger and getting slimmer
Speaker 1: and getting more confident. Here's a strong, slim, confident guest
Speaker 1: that we have. Let's go through the credit. Let's do that.
Speaker 1: I mean, right here on the Forever Dog Podcast Network,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be hearing Turner Master's Memory Hospital. It's coming out,
Speaker 1: you guys, and let me tell you it's gonna be
Speaker 1: a maelstrom of a vocal character performances, including ours. Truly, truly,
Speaker 1: that's the poural of yours true right right. Also, you guys,
Speaker 1: U it's a guy thing. At Union Hall, she hosts
Speaker 1: with Patty Harrison and mature Drew Hary. I mean you
Speaker 1: know him, you love him. And of course the amazing
Speaker 1: solo show at the Duplex, which is happening again. Okay,
Speaker 1: amazing it's called The Twist. She's gorgeous. Please welcome Catherine Cohen.
Speaker 1: I can't express how long I've been waiting for this moment.
Speaker 1: You can express. I am such a fan of the pod.
Speaker 1: Every time I refreshed and I see there's a new up,
Speaker 1: I just get on the train. Yeah, I just right
Speaker 1: it until it's done. Let me go as far as
Speaker 1: it will take me for I'm like, I'm ready, and
Speaker 1: you're like, I'm this is a true joy I futherin.
Speaker 1: I'm just excited that now. But if you haven't heard
Speaker 1: of Katherine, now I'm excited that you've heard. Yes, She's
Speaker 1: the platonic ideal of a performer, one of the icons,
Speaker 1: one of the icons up and coming. I think household name.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited already. At the top of the podcast,
Speaker 1: we have phoeing at the most hid Catherine, how are you?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm incredible. She is incredible. Well, I
Speaker 1: was telling hot producers this summer, I have made swimming
Speaker 1: a priority, more confident. Where are you swimming? How long
Speaker 1: do you swim? What's the process like disrobing? I just
Speaker 1: get away from this place as much as I can.
Speaker 1: I just go far, far, far, to the lake, to
Speaker 1: the hole, to the beach, to the pool. Yeah, to
Speaker 1: the pool, but you swim, and this is important swims.
Speaker 1: Speaking of soul Cycle because they are owned by Equinox. Yes,
Speaker 1: Equinox spots, sole Cycle and then the yeah for like
Speaker 1: Amazon lots of money. Okay, Amazon Whole Foods and we Okay,
Speaker 1: you're the first person who can share with me this
Speaker 1: gospel of Equinox. And Katherine even helped me decide to
Speaker 1: sign up. I'm equinox obsessed. Okay, what do you love
Speaker 1: about it? What are your favorite things? Luxury towels. But
Speaker 1: in all seriousness, it was the first place that I
Speaker 1: went and I was like, Okay, I'm going to come
Speaker 1: here every day, right because it's amazing because you're motivated
Speaker 1: to go and then it pays for itself. Just pas. Okay,
Speaker 1: so that is that guess what I get? Because when
Speaker 1: you signed up for it, Bowen, and when Dave signed
Speaker 1: up for it, all of a sudden, no other the
Speaker 1: three of us, the two of them were in and
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, am I now weird for not
Speaker 1: doing that because the majority in the group was doing
Speaker 1: Most Americans are equanoms. Most Americans are Equinox. It's it's
Speaker 1: just like that's actually rum number six culture. Most Americans
Speaker 1: are Equinox NOx members. Yea, And I have to say
Speaker 1: that I love the Equinox newsletter. What is it called
Speaker 1: Fundamentals or something furthermore furthermore that psychotic, but it's incredible.
Speaker 1: It's psychotic, and it's it's not for me. I'm not
Speaker 1: living that lifestyle. It's a little group. It's goop. It's
Speaker 1: like it's like here these insane abdominal workouts you use
Speaker 1: with sliders. I'm like, no, I would never do this.
Speaker 1: But also I would like to someday in my elderly
Speaker 1: years to get to that level. I'd assume you're at
Speaker 1: a level already, right, I think it does. I'd like
Speaker 1: to make a shout out on the pody. I'd like
Speaker 1: to shout out Nico Franco Hi, Nico. He encouraged me
Speaker 1: to get an AB wheel and Nico as a listener.
Speaker 1: And this is the first time we're mentioning him. He's
Speaker 1: become our friend via text. We will meet in person
Speaker 1: one day. But he's encouraged me to do use the
Speaker 1: AB wheel. Yes, and I have used it to times
Speaker 1: and you know yeah, and you know yeah it hurts.
Speaker 1: I do not have an ab okay, so I have
Speaker 1: my No, I have no such ab but Cathco swimming.
Speaker 1: What else is on the list for you? When you
Speaker 1: go walk into Equinox? Oh? When I? When I? When
Speaker 1: you go? Because yeah, because you can't all just be
Speaker 1: about the pool. I'm aimless. I'm still I'm kind of
Speaker 1: know what I'm doing when I go in there every day.
Speaker 1: But it's like I have to share that I have
Speaker 1: indulged in a few personal training sessions And what are
Speaker 1: they like when they are just like fucking squat so
Speaker 1: you draw, just like shaking, trembling, lunging. It's horrible. I
Speaker 1: hate it so much. But what are the trainers are they? Well?
Speaker 1: Always I always get new trainers because I want to
Speaker 1: pay the least amount, So I'm like, give me Tier one.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't need Tier X. So they're all
Speaker 1: like they just they just graduated from college, they're in
Speaker 1: the city, they're trying something new. Their names like yeah
Speaker 1: or Jason shout out to Jason. Jason came to my
Speaker 1: show with his girlfriend, who's also an Equonux trainer. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, they're probably hot. Are they facially hot as
Speaker 1: well as physically hot? Yeah, they're not for me, but
Speaker 1: they are generally hot. Generally hot, I like kind of
Speaker 1: a mangled like I just got punched in the face hot. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm gravitating towards that. The older I want a mangled face. Yes,
Speaker 1: someone who's been there, Someone who's been there. Who is
Speaker 1: the celebrity that's so hot with a mangled Who is that?
Speaker 1: Who is that sex icon that is like why are they? Oh?
Speaker 1: I know one Mark Ruffalo. Not that he looks like
Speaker 1: he's gotten like roughed up, because he's particularly tough, but
Speaker 1: he's like a sex symbol that is like okay, and
Speaker 1: you're like all right, but then you're like all right, right, right, Oh,
Speaker 1: that's a great question because they're out there. You know,
Speaker 1: I want to say sexy mangled icon um like Nicolas
Speaker 1: Cage for me, just not attractive conventionally, but like he's
Speaker 1: got something. There's something about that moonstruck speech I've never
Speaker 1: seen walk. Okay, So, speaking of cultural blind spots, we
Speaker 1: want to find out what fills out your spots. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're going to ask you the question that we ask
Speaker 1: little filling up your little spots, your little culture spots,
Speaker 1: tight little culture spots. What was the culture that filled
Speaker 1: up your spots at a young age? Steered you? I
Speaker 1: think like base level obvious is like I was walking
Speaker 1: around my house growing up singing but the Tiger's come
Speaker 1: and I was practicing the shame like every day. So that,
Speaker 1: like Laman is musical, theater is particular from a very
Speaker 1: young age, Catherine Cohen fantine around the house, shame, figuring
Speaker 1: out my head voice, my chest voice, and I love
Speaker 1: that you you were gravitating to It's funtine and not epen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was never saying on my own, no, I love
Speaker 1: I love on my own. But funtine is more like
Speaker 1: a party track. You go in, you're out, Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: I want to be able to go out after the show. Yeah, yeah, epony,
Speaker 1: and you have to be visible in many of them,
Speaker 1: many of the that's so funny. But does come back
Speaker 1: at the end. That's a thing because she comes back
Speaker 1: as like an apparition. She doesn't. She doesn't have to
Speaker 1: belt her tids off like she doesn't. And you know,
Speaker 1: and why can't I think of this and dream to dream? Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: she certainly has to be present. She has to be
Speaker 1: present and listen. You can be like an and go
Speaker 1: math in and fucking pull a tooth out. She didn't
Speaker 1: actually do that. But wait, no, she didn't do that.
Speaker 1: Did any of them pull a tooth out for that performance? No? No,
Speaker 1: none of them did. But I that's just what I equate. Like,
Speaker 1: you know, I think I was reading some of that.
Speaker 1: Nicholas Cage once had teeth removed for as a performance.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, would you do that? I so a
Speaker 1: little bit about me is I have a very small
Speaker 1: mouth and really big teeth. Yes, boy, motherfucker. When I
Speaker 1: was a little surgically six teeth removed removed and and
Speaker 1: so I never had to get the wisdoms out because
Speaker 1: there was space. I have a question, does this mean
Speaker 1: you always had adult teeth? Was born with the full mouth. No,
Speaker 1: it was when they came in. I had them really
Speaker 1: and it was it was like painful, it's a blur, yeah,
Speaker 1: but like it just had to be done. It had
Speaker 1: to be done. It was just under ten, counting down
Speaker 1: from ten, passed out, passed up. Oh my god, that's honestly.
Speaker 1: My wisdom teeth surgery was a fucking dream. I was
Speaker 1: on Viking for four days and it was heaven. I
Speaker 1: love any excuse to be like I have to stand yes.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I got them. I got my wisdom teeth removed.
Speaker 1: And I didn't respond well to the vict and like
Speaker 1: I can't do like an and it makes me too nauseous.
Speaker 1: But I was on other drugs and I got really
Speaker 1: into true blood. True blood like really happened for me. Drugs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think you would love because I feel like you
Speaker 1: would appreciate a heightened pulpy and super well done. Like
Speaker 1: it's all New York actors, Like they're all incredible. Get
Speaker 1: behind that? Can New York actor get behind shooting in NYC? Yes,
Speaker 1: well they shot it in Louisiana, but they certainly took
Speaker 1: the actors. Y lifted him from the New York stage
Speaker 1: and gave him an opportunity. I want everyone s that
Speaker 1: I am ready to be flown out, like I want
Speaker 1: to be flowne somewhere industry out. I mean, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: the dream, isn't it. I don't even care about where
Speaker 1: I stay. I just want the flight. See, I do
Speaker 1: care about where you stay. They did give us a
Speaker 1: nice they gave us a nice little situation. Is it
Speaker 1: now the time, you guys? I was in Montreal for
Speaker 1: just for laughs, new faces, characters. I'm very excited. Um.
Speaker 1: So it was a lot of fun, and I'd say
Speaker 1: Montreal is incredible, like it's amazing city, hometown, your hometown,
Speaker 1: girl up there I had grown up. I didn't know.
Speaker 1: And yeah, well the first language French, can you believe?
Speaker 1: For this one? English his third language, you know, and
Speaker 1: so and so good at the language. I can't even
Speaker 1: now listen. So okay, So the festival was amazing and
Speaker 1: we did great. We're very happy with how it went.
Speaker 1: But I do want to just say some names, you guys,
Speaker 1: of people that I want you to because last culture says, listeners,
Speaker 1: you know, this is about to be a good part
Speaker 1: of your culture. So there was this one stand up
Speaker 1: who fucking crushed, And I want to know, have you
Speaker 1: guys ever heard of sam J? All right, you guys
Speaker 1: have to check out sam J. Go online just typing
Speaker 1: the name, see what comes up. Watch. I haven't gotten
Speaker 1: a chance to google and like really get obsessed online yet.
Speaker 1: But her set was no holds barred killed, Like this
Speaker 1: is gonna be a super stallar. I know that she did.
Speaker 1: Just recorded a Comedy Central half hour. Yeah, so that's coming.
Speaker 1: She's on the S S A, m J A Y amazing, incredible.
Speaker 1: And then I just want to shout out the other
Speaker 1: new faces characters here. They are Cat Palardy and Avery Monson.
Speaker 1: You guys can see them in l A. They're on
Speaker 1: the same mon team called Bombardier, and they're both so good.
Speaker 1: I just want to shout them out. This guy Jeff
Speaker 1: Dow from Chicago, Second City Boy, so fucking funny, like
Speaker 1: literally had a crush on but beautiful wife like gorgeous wife.
Speaker 1: Wife was part of the bit, Yes, part of the bit,
Speaker 1: wife on stage, Wife on stage. Okay. Heidi Gardner amazing, amazing,
Speaker 1: Groundlings girl out in l A, l A. People, Nico
Speaker 1: and the gang go see Heidi and the main company,
Speaker 1: um Bill Poseley, amazing, amazing performer. He's also at in
Speaker 1: l a check came out and then I call him
Speaker 1: my New York City bitches. We all know Misrego killed
Speaker 1: just amazing. Check she's gonna write for the new Gathered show.
Speaker 1: Um and and oh, just like the world is, she's
Speaker 1: truly amazing. And then just three more, my my girls,
Speaker 1: Matt Garry, you know UCB A Few Sandwich Lovers. That's
Speaker 1: the name of their stupid ass team Sandwich A few
Speaker 1: Sandwich Lovers, right, all right, not an old team was lover. Wow,
Speaker 1: he's obviously wants to be in the sad Okay okay,
Speaker 1: And then just want to shout out real quick, um,
Speaker 1: Joe sister, Now I love him. John Trowbridge, you guys,
Speaker 1: he turned out in any Redman impression that was like
Speaker 1: the performance of the night, so so good. And then
Speaker 1: are our way back palon Loon, Oh my god, just amazing.
Speaker 1: So these are just like people. I want you guys
Speaker 1: to check out and you will fall into wormholes for
Speaker 1: all of them. And then the festival itself was so fun,
Speaker 1: so grateful and excited. What a goal, what a goal?
Speaker 1: So fun, Matt, Matt's worked his ass off this for
Speaker 1: a very long time, and it's so deserved and I'm
Speaker 1: so happy for him, so happy, and it is top
Speaker 1: tier coming Golden I sing on the gig, coming from
Speaker 1: literally my two favorite people sitting around here. I'm literally
Speaker 1: obsessed and I'm not kidding. This is a little love
Speaker 1: fress right now and a little love fress for them.
Speaker 1: But it was an emotional week and it was a
Speaker 1: big cath Co did growing up in Texas Because we
Speaker 1: had this conversation with Chrissy shock Over, who's also Texas,
Speaker 1: West Texas. Did you grow up with like she she has?
Speaker 1: She made a very blanket statement. She was like, if
Speaker 1: you were a girl growing up in Texas, you knew
Speaker 1: every Dix. He took this album front to fucking back,
Speaker 1: and I was, Okay, I believe that, but is that
Speaker 1: I don't know? There are I definitely had the album
Speaker 1: that was assumed. Yes, yes, but you know, God, I think, well,
Speaker 1: something I was going to say about culture, I feel
Speaker 1: like being part of this evangelical school church camp situation
Speaker 1: held me back from culture anyways that I will never forgive,
Speaker 1: yes and never forget. Instead of reading like fucking cool authors,
Speaker 1: I was literally reading a book called redeeming love, not
Speaker 1: a prostitute who decides she accepts the Lord and then
Speaker 1: like is worthy of marriage. And I was like, had
Speaker 1: this crush on this really Christian guy, and so I
Speaker 1: used to take it to school and like try and
Speaker 1: get him to see that I was reading it. I
Speaker 1: would make it likely, Um, he's because he loved God, yes,
Speaker 1: and would love you because you love exactly. And I
Speaker 1: can't actually think of a more boring person than this person.
Speaker 1: But I was like, heartbeat, were you about to say
Speaker 1: what he's doing he kept up with him, or we
Speaker 1: don't have to talk about about it? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: But I think he's doing this. I think he went
Speaker 1: fully into it. Oh he went fully into it. Oh God,
Speaker 1: it's so interesting. I have it forever fascinating. I think
Speaker 1: like adolescent religion backgrounds. Religious backgrounds are as captivating to
Speaker 1: me as like pant shooting stories, because it's so everyone
Speaker 1: sort of has one, and and I will listen to
Speaker 1: anyone's story about like their religious upbringings, because I I
Speaker 1: this might be unfair. I do want to say I
Speaker 1: I kind of feel the same way about myself, Like
Speaker 1: I missed out on a lot because I was just
Speaker 1: like obsessed with the social aspect of church, your group
Speaker 1: and chip and like I could have been reading I
Speaker 1: don't know, Chaucer, you know, like yeah, or even just
Speaker 1: like finding things earlier that like Bright Eyes, like I
Speaker 1: found later because I was like, I've been reading the Bible,
Speaker 1: Like now I want to cry. Now I want to
Speaker 1: be angry. And I'm too old to like this. But
Speaker 1: don't worry. I like it. You like it, don't You're
Speaker 1: not too old to like Bright Eyes? Because I want
Speaker 1: to go see Kasey mass Graves at the North Side
Speaker 1: Festival last year and who for her? But fucking Connor
Speaker 1: Oberst and people people turn out for Connor. People still
Speaker 1: love Connor. And it was like a bunch of forty
Speaker 1: year olds and I was like, oh yeah, everyone, this
Speaker 1: is like a like we're growing up with Connor. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I mean he's huge. The thing about religion
Speaker 1: as a child is it's very You have literally no
Speaker 1: say in the matter. So you could literally like nature
Speaker 1: verse nurture or whatever in your nature. You could be
Speaker 1: like not about what you are subjected to. But if
Speaker 1: your parents are deciding that this is what's going to happen,
Speaker 1: you have to sit with that for years and like
Speaker 1: and also like I have friends that have found their
Speaker 1: own kind of religion as adults, and I think we
Speaker 1: all kind of do that, even if it's not a church.
Speaker 1: You find the things that you treat religiously, you feel
Speaker 1: spiritual about, you find the things that you respond to.
Speaker 1: So it's just fascinating that like we're still kind of
Speaker 1: we're still going to do this thing around the world,
Speaker 1: obviously to different degrees, but where we just take our
Speaker 1: kids and indoctrinate them into these things that they didn't
Speaker 1: find and maybe would never have found. Well, what's interesting
Speaker 1: too is my parents didn't really make me be a
Speaker 1: part of it. My dad's actually Jewish Cohen. My mom
Speaker 1: raised this like gently Catholic because that's what her mom wanted.
Speaker 1: But then when I was in I was going to
Speaker 1: all these Christian schools because they were like the best
Speaker 1: schools quote. And then I found all these friends who
Speaker 1: like tricked me into going to church, and then I
Speaker 1: became obsessed, and then it was like the cool thing.
Speaker 1: It was social thing, it was purely social, and but
Speaker 1: then brainwashed me into thinking like I was bad and
Speaker 1: shameful and you thought thoughts, oh, I was the horniest bit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because like I had to just tame it forever, and
Speaker 1: it was so fucked up that I thought it was
Speaker 1: bad to feel that way. Oh my god, it took
Speaker 1: so long remaining love. There's so much shitty Christian cultural
Speaker 1: like music and books that's just like horrible. I want
Speaker 1: to write a sequel, Redeeming Love that's about the prostitute
Speaker 1: falling back into sex work and like feeling. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: tell you in a sequel to Love is reclaiming my time,
Speaker 1: recliming my time. I'm reclaiming my time, and you have
Speaker 1: reclaimed thank you. I'm trying. Yeah, god, because now you
Speaker 1: get to be horny as much as you want. I
Speaker 1: am all that and you are horny and that's okay.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. Can we talk about
Speaker 1: really quick? I think you on Mouth Time is so funny.
Speaker 1: My Mouth Time the Reductor's podcast. Um, listen to the
Speaker 1: Patty Harrison episode. It was so god damn funny, and
Speaker 1: it's you and Rachel w it's co hosting. Rachel is
Speaker 1: the funniest in the world. I had no idea. I
Speaker 1: didn't really know her before I went into guest host.
Speaker 1: I mean no we're definitely friendly, but I was like,
Speaker 1: holy shit, well is that podcast a yeah, somebody should.
Speaker 1: We had her on the show, and then everyone was
Speaker 1: reaching out about how how much fun I had listening
Speaker 1: to it. Um, and then I was like, it was
Speaker 1: so funny because we're so used to how funny she
Speaker 1: is now we literally were just fucking crushing mc donald's
Speaker 1: the whole episode, just like shooting Grew. That episode is
Speaker 1: called Grew household thing. Well, I have to say, we
Speaker 1: have a monthly show it used to bees Now with
Speaker 1: Davison called Game Show, and we keep trying to make
Speaker 1: Grew a part of it, and it like gets middling results.
Speaker 1: I think, I think, you just keep doing this is
Speaker 1: only the second this is only the second show you've done,
Speaker 1: and people are like, people don't understand and think it's basic.
Speaker 1: I think if you do it, do it one more
Speaker 1: time and one more show, and then it's officially a pattern,
Speaker 1: and then people will start like, oh, we gotta go
Speaker 1: to Game Show so they can do grow, and they
Speaker 1: can do grow and maybe they'll understand what it is
Speaker 1: if we keep doing it exactly. But it's like the
Speaker 1: Gong and the Gong Show exactly. Um. But Patty's episode
Speaker 1: of Mouth Time. Um, God, you have this one line
Speaker 1: that I replay over and over where you guys talk
Speaker 1: about speaking of religion and speaking of your quote earlier
Speaker 1: about most Americans being Equannox members. True. I think Patty
Speaker 1: Patty was talking about how she's so Patty is playing
Speaker 1: this expert on slaves as the s l E I
Speaker 1: G H slaves um, and she says how there are
Speaker 1: Christian slaves and there are secular slaves and so um.
Speaker 1: But then Patty also says, but the thing is a
Speaker 1: lot of people in America are a Christian and then
Speaker 1: Catherine goes, in Amernica, most people are christ job in Amernica,
Speaker 1: most people are Christian. So iconic, it's so funny. I
Speaker 1: have a question for you. So we haven't we actually
Speaker 1: haven't really gotten into this with any guests, but we're
Speaker 1: having a horny conversation. So I want to get even
Speaker 1: horn here. I want us all to leave with rock
Speaker 1: card penises tonight. I am slipping off. I want you
Speaker 1: to slide right off and then like you literally slide
Speaker 1: out the building and we go, No, that's what I
Speaker 1: want today. I think we all pictured it in ever
Speaker 1: of your own secretion. Who made you the horny? Who
Speaker 1: in the media did you say? Oh my god, I'm
Speaker 1: so love. That's such a good question because who did
Speaker 1: it for you? Oh my god, Josh Hartnett. Now, oh
Speaker 1: my god, Hartnett. But you know who, I'll say who
Speaker 1: it was for me? While you think Chad Michael Murray.
Speaker 1: Do you remember how fucking red nipples? Never did it?
Speaker 1: They're so red and big. No, I don't know Chad
Speaker 1: Michael Murray. And it's not for me. Not for me.
Speaker 1: I've always been like, I like nerds, So who do
Speaker 1: you love? Even did it for me? But the thing
Speaker 1: also is that I used to watch the o C
Speaker 1: on my mini TV, which was the size of my
Speaker 1: hand while I worked on my seventh grade science for
Speaker 1: a project which can start ready for this, which I
Speaker 1: made up remover works the best, and I was hot
Speaker 1: glue gunning. I'm watching sobbing fucking love. It's on Hulu. No,
Speaker 1: I think we've talked about this because I was watching
Speaker 1: the Best of the ret and it ended and then
Speaker 1: they just started playing the sting and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, how do they know exactly what I wanted?
Speaker 1: They know their audience. The algorithm. The o C is
Speaker 1: what I credit with giving me good taste of music.
Speaker 1: Bet those soundtracks, listen to them, They're amazing. They have
Speaker 1: all the hits. Did you do you have Spotify account?
Speaker 1: I have Spotify. Here's the thing with Spotify is that
Speaker 1: they have and I'll get to Spotify a little bit later. Yes,
Speaker 1: I don't know. He might have something might come after Spotify,
Speaker 1: but no, here, here's some here. Here's the thing. So
Speaker 1: Spotify has this podcast called show Stoppers where they talked
Speaker 1: to like music supervisors, supervisors on TV shows, and they
Speaker 1: talked to her name is Alex Pistavus. She music supervised
Speaker 1: not only the o C but Grey's Anatomy. Like she
Speaker 1: like picked songs out and paired them, like she picked
Speaker 1: Chasing Cars out and like paired it with that, like
Speaker 1: she yes, Annaly and then she also chose um imagine
Speaker 1: heap for I made these moments and she just kind
Speaker 1: of talks about like, yeah, I mean I just picked
Speaker 1: it out. It seemed like she's so casual about it,
Speaker 1: and she's like people talk about Gray's Anatomy is like
Speaker 1: the show that like put music out but then hallelujah,
Speaker 1: oh my god. Yeah. Also the theme song. That theme
Speaker 1: song really had no right, but it became icon Planet
Speaker 1: and Phantom Planet was also big in the nineties, and
Speaker 1: they were on the Sabrina the Teenage which sounds track.
Speaker 1: And guys, I gotta say it all holds up. It
Speaker 1: all holds up. It's like a slightly better lit or
Speaker 1: a slightly better um uh, my own worst enemy. It's
Speaker 1: a slightly better sugar. I say, oh, well, here was
Speaker 1: another one back back back when he had like a
Speaker 1: normal human face, Mark McGrath. I used to Yes, he
Speaker 1: would love him. He was hot and a friend of ours,
Speaker 1: a friend of ours. Sister, No, we have a friend
Speaker 1: of ours and I will not say because that would
Speaker 1: that would say who she was. But the sister fu
Speaker 1: whe where she's croopy. I can never swing that. I
Speaker 1: sometimes tried, like hanging out. I would hang out for
Speaker 1: certain people. I don't know how. No, I can't be
Speaker 1: that cool, you know. But whatever I would hang out for,
Speaker 1: like Anderson Cooper, I'd be had like a C three six. Hi,
Speaker 1: you were great. No, I'm just kidding. Well, apparently he
Speaker 1: lives in a haunted like fire. Yes, you know, I
Speaker 1: walked by all the hunted spots. Yes, all the fire.
Speaker 1: You are dodging the question what you haven't said? Who
Speaker 1: may do? Horny? I've kind of answered with Zeth Cohen
Speaker 1: and with Mark McGrath, but but you haven't said your
Speaker 1: own thing. Okay, okay, oh god, um leo, don't feel
Speaker 1: on the spot. Well yeah, I mean, like, I like
Speaker 1: was as obsessed as anyone else was. But um no, um,
Speaker 1: you know you know who did it for me? Who
Speaker 1: does make Steamy counter? Or does Eric Dane counter? Or
Speaker 1: is that Eric Dane definitely counts? And you were just
Speaker 1: a little bit older when you got money. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just remembered my true one. Okay, what's true? It's so true, Ashton.
Speaker 1: Do you know that I cut out pictures of him
Speaker 1: from magazines and glued them to my camp trunk. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: that's that's and this is that seventies show Ashton? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so like, yeah, reeveruned he's a big nose. No no, no no, no, here, no,
Speaker 1: this is the number one. Sean William Scott was number one.
Speaker 1: Oh Sean William Scott because he was loved him, because
Speaker 1: he was on the cover of like Tiger Beat or something,
Speaker 1: with his hands in his pockets and no shirt on,
Speaker 1: and it was like like a Marilyn Monroe sex symbol
Speaker 1: moment for you, Like this is the most Yeah he
Speaker 1: was he. I loved him too because he very much
Speaker 1: represented the thing that like Long Island tells you to like,
Speaker 1: which is muscles. He had muscles. Yeah, And like I
Speaker 1: don't know, I think Chad Michael Murray was like more
Speaker 1: my inner body say, this is really what you like
Speaker 1: the man? Yeah, there you go, there you go. But
Speaker 1: also I also like, oh, boys, yes, can we talk
Speaker 1: about this song? It's so good and the video have
Speaker 1: you seen the video? Yeah, so many different kinds of boys.
Speaker 1: Is that the fat Jewish? Yes, that's the one. It's
Speaker 1: the one thing about it that's like, oh come on,
Speaker 1: it's it's like the line and Woman by Kesha where
Speaker 1: she says we've we just can't have nice things. Just
Speaker 1: take one thing off. It's what Cocos does before you
Speaker 1: leave the how to take one thing off? Oh I remember,
Speaker 1: It's a good. Yeah. I don't know. I used to
Speaker 1: be obsessed with like looking at your books from my
Speaker 1: middle school and all the cool older kids like how
Speaker 1: does it did you have a quote? Oh? Um, yeah
Speaker 1: remember it? Yeah? Because I just was home in Houston
Speaker 1: I looked at my eighth grade year book and it
Speaker 1: was tomorrow is another day? And right, what who carow
Speaker 1: is another day? Let you know what was it? Maybe
Speaker 1: from that song tomorrow It's just another days? So I'll
Speaker 1: wake up plan mega remember that song? Speaking of songs
Speaker 1: like Go Go, I was just that reminds me of
Speaker 1: the Josie and the Pussycats soundtrack was my absolute number one.
Speaker 1: We just gasped in unison. That movie is far ahead
Speaker 1: of its time. Do you guys that the woman who
Speaker 1: did vocals for as Josie quote unquote was the same.
Speaker 1: It was the same the band from Ten Things I
Speaker 1: Hate About You on the roof that was that? Not
Speaker 1: for nothing but knockoff? It's her Wow letters to Cleo? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: what's the what's the oh? I love? Don't you just
Speaker 1: pretend to be yes? Could you at least fit send
Speaker 1: to be nice? Oh my god, been around, come back?
Speaker 1: So I used to just takes just daydreaming of being
Speaker 1: in a talent show and singing those songs and finally
Speaker 1: the guy in the crowd would be like but instead
Speaker 1: it was like no bit for like eighteen years. But wait,
Speaker 1: did you also know another shady thing about Spotify is
Speaker 1: they don't have that album nothing. Spotify doesn't have that album.
Speaker 1: Spotify thing does nothing that you have to just like
Speaker 1: really be be resourceful at me. Also, the movie is
Speaker 1: so good and just when when Parker Posey runs in
Speaker 1: at the end and she goes and she's like dressing
Speaker 1: them down, like she goes yeah because you know, and
Speaker 1: she's just like her like her like choice of the
Speaker 1: way she says the words, I'm just so funny. When
Speaker 1: she first meets the girls, she's like, welcome to your party,
Speaker 1: like just so sky cookie great, like she was giving
Speaker 1: like little kids like us, like who Like I hadn't
Speaker 1: seen Best in Show like at this point, yeah that came.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't see waiting for graffing, Like I
Speaker 1: didn't know who Christopher Guest was and I was like,
Speaker 1: who is this crazy actress? But she was so good
Speaker 1: giving you everything you wanted, but didn't know you want
Speaker 1: dream dream you know what. I think all three of
Speaker 1: us are destined to play that kind of role and
Speaker 1: inspire a little faggot child and yeah, chunky chick, Katherine wait,
Speaker 1: I just want to talk really quickly about your songwriting process.
Speaker 1: So if you guys haven't seen Katherine's work, what she
Speaker 1: does on stage or her show The Twist. She's gorgeous.
Speaker 1: Um god, what a title. It's best. It all gets
Speaker 1: me every time. Um like okay, So Katherine sinks her
Speaker 1: own original songs. It's this gorgeous cabaret style thing, like
Speaker 1: sort of review asque shows that fair to say, ye,
Speaker 1: talk to us about these original songs that you write.
Speaker 1: And sometimes with Henry, Yeah, like what like, what's your
Speaker 1: what's your process with that? I wake up in the
Speaker 1: middle of the night, I guess and I think it's time.
Speaker 1: It's time to tell my story. Um no, I will sit.
Speaker 1: I will schedule time with Henry, incredible musician, just we
Speaker 1: all know the best. He's out there touring your up
Speaker 1: right now. The picture follow him and she putures of
Speaker 1: his little Italian boyfriend he made, Yes, Claudio, Claudio, is
Speaker 1: this real? Yeah? They're they're they're they've separated since. But yeah,
Speaker 1: he's going to be so mad at me for saying
Speaker 1: I don't care to leave it. I'm the queen of
Speaker 1: like an international affair. Well yeah, oh wait, I want
Speaker 1: to hear about that. So Yeah comes over the house
Speaker 1: and she says with Henry, and yeah, I just I
Speaker 1: basically just write a bunch of lines and songs, and
Speaker 1: I started singing what I think it might sound like.
Speaker 1: And then Henry is like, what vibe do you want?
Speaker 1: And I'm like Mariah carry and then he'll just launch
Speaker 1: into it, and then I just sing over it and
Speaker 1: then it comes fast like when it's I feel like
Speaker 1: when it's a good song, right away, it's just like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is amazing. So then what comes first? Is it
Speaker 1: like the hook? Is it like the music first, or
Speaker 1: is the lyrics or is it both at the same
Speaker 1: I write all the lyrics and then the music okay,
Speaker 1: and then the music comes after the lyrics. That's great. Sometimes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's not always that way. Yeah, it's it's
Speaker 1: always different. But I feel like if we if we're
Speaker 1: obsessing over a song for too long and it's not
Speaker 1: feeling like exciting, we both have to be like, it's
Speaker 1: not your darling and will not be right because you
Speaker 1: feel like you're not laughing at it. Or Okay, I
Speaker 1: want to think it's funny. Musical comedy could be so
Speaker 1: cheesy and shitty, and I don't want to rising and
Speaker 1: I want it to be really specific and really personal.
Speaker 1: And so yeah, there is such a weird fine threshold
Speaker 1: between like what's what's successful as musical sketch comedy and
Speaker 1: what's just like pretty running the milt. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: so easy because Henry and I will just start laughing
Speaker 1: really hard if it's good, and if we won't, then
Speaker 1: we go to the song. That's that's the same thing. Like,
Speaker 1: there was a song we're working on once that it
Speaker 1: was so stupid. I don't remember the hook, but there
Speaker 1: was a line that was like should I eat old fruit?
Speaker 1: All the way for that line we were hanging on
Speaker 1: because I was just Henry and I were just crying.
Speaker 1: Developed that as soon as you laugh, that's the that's
Speaker 1: how you know, Like like that's that's how you know,
Speaker 1: Like when Matt would bring in a song for popul
Speaker 1: Lett meetings and the room will just die. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: have to you guys. Know guys, this is a lost
Speaker 1: deep cut um from popular one of this never happens.
Speaker 1: It's called open Should I do it? Do it? I know?
Speaker 1: I know the lyrics. Al Right, it goes somebody come
Speaker 1: open this job, Come over this job on me, somebody
Speaker 1: come home with this job. If you do then drinks
Speaker 1: on me. I can not open this jar. I have
Speaker 1: weak rest. Somebody come over this job. I really needs
Speaker 1: to eat. And then someone would come out and they
Speaker 1: would try to open the jar and they couldn't do it,
Speaker 1: and I was just like, well, thanks for trying. Why
Speaker 1: would they would leave the stage and I'd be like
Speaker 1: so bad. It would just it would happen like three times,
Speaker 1: like you know, a sketch. It didn't happen because we
Speaker 1: would do this thing where the group would get together
Speaker 1: at the end of like the writing months that we
Speaker 1: would have and we'd vote in secret on the things
Speaker 1: that we all wanted to do, and it never just
Speaker 1: it just never earned the votes, just like just like
Speaker 1: Mitch McConnell didn't get the vote. Right. Maybe I'll maybe
Speaker 1: I'll do a little one and I'll put open this job.
Speaker 1: Are in it? Watch like when you sit down with
Speaker 1: Henry and you come with these amazing melodies on top
Speaker 1: of like incredible comedic material, and I'm like, Okay, so
Speaker 1: here's what I want to do. Openus stock com opens
Speaker 1: job for me, because you know how you can't open jars.
Speaker 1: So that's like how shallow my communic sensibility is it's
Speaker 1: an observation. It's an observation. And should I? Should I
Speaker 1: eat old fruit? That is a real I want to
Speaker 1: see that one revisited. I wonder what the hook was
Speaker 1: that it'll come to me and talk about you know,
Speaker 1: like maybe I'm not getting you suggestions obviously, but right
Speaker 1: about the mold, right about the container, you know? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like old fruit shoot off, fall out of
Speaker 1: a jet plane? What's the song that you guys? You
Speaker 1: guys were doing it and I literally had to come
Speaker 1: in because I was laughing so hard. I usually like
Speaker 1: sclude myself to the next room. And I love the
Speaker 1: vibe of rehearsing at your place, Yeah, because I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: my and then like like they'll be doing it and
Speaker 1: I'll come in and I'll be like obsessed, Wait, no,
Speaker 1: what's the best? What's what's the one? The one is
Speaker 1: that on my butt? I love it? But I'm not
Speaker 1: talking about that. Was it the equinox one? No? On
Speaker 1: the street? Look at me? Oh? I do love look
Speaker 1: at me? That's my favorite? Yeah? Can you sing a
Speaker 1: little bit of that? Yeah? Boy, he's never wanted to
Speaker 1: kiss me, so now a do comedy? Look at Me?
Speaker 1: That's look at me, look at me, look at me,
Speaker 1: look at me. I love that ship. It's so good.
Speaker 1: I mean this hook that Katherine wrote, um when you
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it feels good. Yeah, you guys, it's so good.
Speaker 1: You guys have to see the show. One is the
Speaker 1: next one. I don't know the exact date. Follow me
Speaker 1: on Twitter. Al Right, So it's at the Duplex, which
Speaker 1: I feel like it is like a home for us. All.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I love it. Feels so grateful to have
Speaker 1: discovered Thomas is the best. Everyone who works there is
Speaker 1: a dream truly and talented, and the space is just
Speaker 1: like it transports you to a different sme. Follow Catherine
Speaker 1: on Twitter to find out an Instagram to find out
Speaker 1: when the show is. Also also also follow Henry because
Speaker 1: you have to go to watch Henry. When he plays,
Speaker 1: Henry will be in the piano bar of the Duplex
Speaker 1: and you can get up there and sing and he
Speaker 1: does it a lot, you guys. So if you're in
Speaker 1: New York or visiting New York, and even if Henry
Speaker 1: is not there, just going down to the Duke Plex.
Speaker 1: It's such a fun time and it's history and its history.
Speaker 1: Barbera performed there John Rivers performed there, yes, all of them,
Speaker 1: um and uh and yeah, if you want to run
Speaker 1: into us casually. Most of the time were there at
Speaker 1: the we're chilling, We're hanging with Henry during his you know,
Speaker 1: open mic nights. It's so fun. We went through the
Speaker 1: night after the election. Everyone was so sadid. It was
Speaker 1: like the one beautiful thing that came out of that night.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, we did go there the night
Speaker 1: after the election. But that's but an Aaron Jackson and
Speaker 1: Matailane led everybody in a group sing along to little
Speaker 1: Town from Beauty the Beast and it was the most
Speaker 1: joyful fucking thing. So I mean, yeah, just catch us there.
Speaker 1: If you want to catch us, I'll tell you where. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's um quickly read the users submitted Rule of Culture. Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: so so now we've started doing, um so doing users
Speaker 1: submitted rule of Culture. And this is a really good one.
Speaker 1: This is a really good one, especially and you know
Speaker 1: what topical for this episode. This was submitted by Lynn Schmidt,
Speaker 1: and we thank you Lynn for submitting this. This is
Speaker 1: rule number one hundred and three. No, your Katherine's know
Speaker 1: you're Katherine's and she's specifically specified Katherine Hahn, Katherine O'Hara,
Speaker 1: Katherine oh and Katherine Keener. And this is good because
Speaker 1: we have Katherine Cohen soon will join their r honor
Speaker 1: to join the ranks of those three incredible Catherine. And
Speaker 1: there's of course Katherine Heigl. We have of course Mrs
Speaker 1: McCluskey on Desperate Hospitife, Katherine Juice then yes the past
Speaker 1: rest in peace um and many of Katherine Deneuve, famous
Speaker 1: French actress. I know so many Catherine. I know so
Speaker 1: many great Catherine's. And that is so nice because growing up,
Speaker 1: as you know, there's the chain or maybe Katherine's plus sizes.
Speaker 1: Oh no, at least in Houston, there is a chain
Speaker 1: of Katherine's plus sizes. My brothers will be like, look
Speaker 1: it's you. Like that was obviously my heel. So I
Speaker 1: was like, no, Katherine is a beautiful and regal name
Speaker 1: that I love. Yes, it's actually one of the best
Speaker 1: names because it's timeless no matter no matter how you
Speaker 1: spell it. Yeah, exactly, I do love the way that
Speaker 1: you spell it. I think without the Y is best,
Speaker 1: and I like what I like with a C. I
Speaker 1: think it's sort of like sentenced to see is classical,
Speaker 1: K is a little too modern, you know now, I
Speaker 1: do like both, but you know, but I but I
Speaker 1: love a good no end. Listen, if you're out there
Speaker 1: listening to this and your name is Catherine with a K,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know, I don't know about you,
Speaker 1: and um, we can hash this out online. Let me know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: by all means um attack us, attack come at me,
Speaker 1: that us come at meat. But Lyn Schmidt number one
Speaker 1: and three, No, you're Catherine. I think that's true because
Speaker 1: I just watched I Love Dick. Yes, she's so good.
Speaker 1: It's incredible, and Kevin Bacon is amazing and the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Phoebe Robinson so much. She shouted about
Speaker 1: that show on the pod when she was on, and
Speaker 1: I actually hadn't heard much about it yet, but everyone's
Speaker 1: saying it's great. I'm gonna watch the book. Is I've
Speaker 1: never read the book. You got to read the book,
Speaker 1: you got to see the show. It's part of just
Speaker 1: this feminist It's just it's part of the meat why
Speaker 1: And I didn't realize that the book was this classical, classical,
Speaker 1: but it's just this like it's a staple that thank you.
Speaker 1: That's it's great. Yeah, and um, it's all these letters
Speaker 1: that she wrote to this to this guy that she
Speaker 1: was obsessed with, and the show is great, Like it's
Speaker 1: so stylized. Is is it a comedy? It's technically a comedy,
Speaker 1: but it's just like, oh, it's like one of those
Speaker 1: the show sent me into a place. It's like it's
Speaker 1: but it's intense. But I think it's like they were
Speaker 1: sort of like positioning it as a comedy weirdly. You know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's some moments, but the whole thing is like there's
Speaker 1: a big Texas sky and it's always like and you're
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, yeah, Texas. Yeah. So you must have
Speaker 1: been like, oh that was me in the background. I
Speaker 1: wish I would love to be involved. I would love to.
Speaker 1: Can you stream all episodes? Oh so it's one of
Speaker 1: those okay, cool? And I think there's the brothers. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: he's another one. He's he's one that you don't really
Speaker 1: want to funk, but then you want to watch him,
Speaker 1: you know, the one on Transparent he's hot, and the
Speaker 1: and the other I like the other one, older, nerdier one.
Speaker 1: Like I used to think it was so like brave
Speaker 1: of me to be like I want a nerdy guy
Speaker 1: and I don't care about muscles, and it's like everyone's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: those are hot, guy. I'm secretly attracted to fun boys.
Speaker 1: So I think that, like, that's why that's why I
Speaker 1: like him in the show, because he's such a boy
Speaker 1: on that show. But I also only only watched the
Speaker 1: first season. It really is. I watched it and I
Speaker 1: was like, see, it just lost me a little bit.
Speaker 1: It didn't grab me. Like this season of The Bachelorette. Now, okay,
Speaker 1: are you guys watching? You are? I made you watch?
Speaker 1: I watched who won? There's no winner yet, but there's
Speaker 1: a final three I just can't and tonight tonight. So
Speaker 1: this week, you guys, well the men tell all. Here's
Speaker 1: the thing. The episodes are each seventeen hours long, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is so long? And you're either down
Speaker 1: for it or not? That was actually how I feel.
Speaker 1: For Like, we were watching the one from last week
Speaker 1: where they all go to Spain and met Rachel's parents
Speaker 1: last night, and like god, it was just like it
Speaker 1: felt like a when he had gone by, and I
Speaker 1: was like, we're almost done with this, right, And it
Speaker 1: was like thirty. It was like halfway done into like
Speaker 1: an eighty eight minute show, and I was like, no way,
Speaker 1: no fucking way. And so I mean I like it.
Speaker 1: It's good television. Um, I want to say, Brian is horrible.
Speaker 1: I'm team what's his name? Do you like? Eric the
Speaker 1: silver Fox or no? Eric is not the silvermore? Eric
Speaker 1: is um Eric Baltimore and Eric Baltimore and then Peter
Speaker 1: he's from Medicine, Wisconsin. I like Peter a lot, but
Speaker 1: he's also stoic and like to aloof and Rachel does
Speaker 1: not need that. Well, Eric straight out told her that
Speaker 1: he was in love with her. And then they went
Speaker 1: to the fan of the fantasy fantasy fantasy, which means
Speaker 1: they banged, and also the next day and then they
Speaker 1: looked like two people who had had a really good
Speaker 1: time banging. Okay, and then and then what happened? What
Speaker 1: was this whole? I only saw like the little bumper
Speaker 1: in between the commercials, Like what did he say that
Speaker 1: made her cry? Peter told, well, this is I think
Speaker 1: Rachel's being a little ridiculous. And let me know what
Speaker 1: you guys think about this. So what does being engaged mean?
Speaker 1: Being engaged means that you will get married. Being engaged
Speaker 1: doesn't mean like it's a more serious form of dating.
Speaker 1: Like being engaged, you get engaged because you're going to
Speaker 1: get married. Peter doesn't want to get engaged. And Peter's like,
Speaker 1: I'm not ready to get down on one knee and engaged.
Speaker 1: Could be engaged to you because I feel like, while
Speaker 1: I am falling in love with you, I want to
Speaker 1: do that one time for real, and I don't feel
Speaker 1: that I'm in that place. But we can get there
Speaker 1: if you hang with me and choose me. And she
Speaker 1: is like, see, I don't see engagement like that. I
Speaker 1: want to be engaged by the end of this process.
Speaker 1: And I think what she's doing is she's combining. She's
Speaker 1: combining like like she's comparing everyone, and some of them,
Speaker 1: I think, are crazily in this place where they're willing
Speaker 1: to say I want to get married to you right now,
Speaker 1: I'm in love with you. It's just bizarre when the
Speaker 1: courtship is like synonymous with the engagement, right, Yes, it
Speaker 1: is weird anyway, No, I saw that clip and I
Speaker 1: was like, Rachel, please, it just feels like I've been
Speaker 1: with her every step of the way, and now for
Speaker 1: her to say something like that. I'm just kind of like,
Speaker 1: are you saying that because the show is putting pressure
Speaker 1: on you because obviously they want an engagement so they
Speaker 1: can then air the wedding, etcetera, etcetera, Like, is that
Speaker 1: what's going on here? Or do you genuinely believe this?
Speaker 1: And if so, is the fact that the show wants
Speaker 1: this making you throw away the best guy for you,
Speaker 1: who I think is Peter? Okay? Also, it could just
Speaker 1: be a fully produced, your engineered moment and they just
Speaker 1: really acted. But she was crying. I mean, is she
Speaker 1: a fucking Academy Award winning actress? She she cries, and
Speaker 1: she she looks great while she cries. She certainly does
Speaker 1: look great. Do you are you watching it? HPJ? I
Speaker 1: just watched and I feel nothing the same. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I feel my brains rolling out of ears, but honestly
Speaker 1: kind of like it. It's just so easy to and
Speaker 1: it doesn't make me anxious, Like literally, my thing is
Speaker 1: everything makes me anxious, Like I was like watching mad
Speaker 1: Men behind a pillow, Oh my god. M For more
Speaker 1: Bachelor coverage, listened to the Forever Dog podcast Fresh Batch,
Speaker 1: hosted by Michelle Collins, friend of the show. I am
Speaker 1: obsessed with her. She's so fantastic as a fan. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know, you don't know her personally, but if
Speaker 1: you want to know her and meet her, she'll be out.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. I love culture. There's that
Speaker 1: plug we needed before the next segment. It's on my birthday.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna come? I'm going to be out of town. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I will say that the first one was the
Speaker 1: not kidding, best night of my life. It was the
Speaker 1: most magical, joyous community celebration. We're very proud of it,
Speaker 1: and we're going to have a great fucking time. Go
Speaker 1: on your fucking ticket fly or whatever it is and
Speaker 1: buy tickets. You can get them. I believe it's ten
Speaker 1: dollars in advance, going to be twelve at the door
Speaker 1: or something like that. So August eleven guys are gonna
Speaker 1: be open at seven. The shovel started eight guys, amazing
Speaker 1: people like Michelle Bouteau, Michelle Colins, Broadway people like Joel
Speaker 1: perez Um. Yeah and so so people were reaching out
Speaker 1: to us saying that the ticket links that it was
Speaker 1: sold out. But they've just released a new batch of
Speaker 1: tickets which means that, um, you know, tickets are kind
Speaker 1: of scared, so get on that. Here's the thing. You
Speaker 1: will have fun if you come to the show. It'll
Speaker 1: be so fun. So there you go. You will be over.
Speaker 1: You will get testimonial from Kathco. Okay, here we go,
Speaker 1: and now it's time from it's time for I don't
Speaker 1: think it's time for. I don't think so honey. I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. Is of course the segment which
Speaker 1: that show was gonna be based on. It's one minute
Speaker 1: that we take two rail against something in culture that's
Speaker 1: really it's just not right. So there's something that right
Speaker 1: about it, and we take a minute to dress it down. Now,
Speaker 1: I believe Bowen has one, and we alluded to it
Speaker 1: several times. Okay, I'll start, So is that okay that
Speaker 1: you started? Absolutely? Okay, Wow, this is Bowen Yang's. I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. And as time starts now, I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. My Spotify Discover weekly playlist for
Speaker 1: thinking I am basic gay trash. Do not keep putting
Speaker 1: the same Raja Mini, I'm first fucking Nina Flowers trash tracks.
Speaker 1: I don't want to listen to Willem saying over a
Speaker 1: shittily produced beat, I contain multitude Spotify, I listened to
Speaker 1: too much fucking Blood Orange and mit Ski and you
Speaker 1: know Wax the hatchie to for you to judge me
Speaker 1: like this, I judged by Spotify. I'm gonna say it, Spotify,
Speaker 1: you're judging me, and I am not that girl, Okay.
Speaker 1: I am a deep musically cultured motherfucker. And if you
Speaker 1: don't put more indie inspired tracks on I Discover weekly,
Speaker 1: I'm going to sue you for defamation of character, for
Speaker 1: character assassination. Honey, to quote Taylor Swift, another artist who
Speaker 1: my life, but I am not enamored with in the
Speaker 1: way that you think I am. By putting Selena Gomez Spotify,
Speaker 1: it's not gonna happen. That's one minute. I'm not. It's
Speaker 1: not gonna happen with me and Selena. Okay, there you go.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. They wouldn't be on the list if
Speaker 1: you weren't listening to things that alluded to those things.
Speaker 1: It's so I'm sorry they are. They are smarter than you.
Speaker 1: I'm listening to rue Haul and so Spotify things that
Speaker 1: I like, all the drag queens, and because you will No,
Speaker 1: I don't, I promise you. I fucking hate Willam in
Speaker 1: Alaska and fuck you don't like Alaska's music. I like
Speaker 1: Alaska music, I don't. I don't like when it's William
Speaker 1: Alaska and Courtney and Courtney act like doing their American
Speaker 1: apparel girls thing. I'm like No. As an avid follower
Speaker 1: of Bowen's playlist, I will say that he has so
Speaker 1: many layers. I have so many layers. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: I just want to thank Spotify for nailing it every
Speaker 1: time with me. If you get it right every time,
Speaker 1: my Spotify for you playlist is really dead on and um,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Spotify. If you like to sponsor
Speaker 1: to the podcast, don't let what Bowen just said turn you.
Speaker 1: Some of us aren't as a more professional, some of
Speaker 1: us aren't just one dimensional. This is Matt Rodgers. I
Speaker 1: don't think so many as Peter Smith said this roller
Speaker 1: Coasters started and we are honest. I was gonna say
Speaker 1: that Matt Rogers, I don't think so. Hony time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so Honey of the doctor who prescribed
Speaker 1: me antibiotics for for bronchitis, which is a virus. Listen,
Speaker 1: I listened to you because you have a I assume
Speaker 1: medical degree, But then I didn't feel better. In fact,
Speaker 1: I felt worse and I'm still coughing, bitch, I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Why would you put me on a
Speaker 1: Z pack a powerful antibiotic for something that And maybe
Speaker 1: you guys can reach out to me if you have
Speaker 1: a fucking doctorate and like let me know what the
Speaker 1: this is, because I feel worse. And why would you
Speaker 1: prescribe an antibiotic which is to treat bacterial infections, yes,
Speaker 1: for something that is a virus. I mean you said
Speaker 1: I trusted you. I trusted you. I trusted you. I
Speaker 1: look too in your eyes and you said you patted
Speaker 1: me on the back and you made jokes to me.
Speaker 1: I praised you on this podcast for your humor. Well
Speaker 1: I take away that price today because you have made
Speaker 1: me sick. You have made me cough. And it was
Speaker 1: anxious up at Montreal because I had a performance and
Speaker 1: I was cough, cough, cough, And I don't think that
Speaker 1: I still cough. Okay, well, Matt, here here's the thing
Speaker 1: not to you know, not to plug. Another Forever Dog podcast,
Speaker 1: but Relatively Healthy, hosted by Jennie Stoler and Ellen Stoler.
Speaker 1: But absolutely to plug them, absolutely, to plug them. Um,
Speaker 1: we can call them up and ask them, but I
Speaker 1: think I think I will call that. You know, I
Speaker 1: will say last summer I had a cough thing and
Speaker 1: it just lingers. That's just what they do, is what
Speaker 1: it happens. If you want to go out and live
Speaker 1: your life, you have to listen to that's horrible. I mean,
Speaker 1: I know, I mean the thing is like it just
Speaker 1: made me nervous because I thought I was going to
Speaker 1: get better. And then of course I had this like
Speaker 1: high stakes performance. Well I have to use my full voice,
Speaker 1: and I was like Jesus Christ, I just I was
Speaker 1: just irritated. But your voice sounds great. Thank you. Did
Speaker 1: not hold you back. It didn't held me back, thankfully.
Speaker 1: But it was like a nightmare situation where I was like,
Speaker 1: oh God, like, of course this of all week, that's
Speaker 1: how it always goes. But the adrenaline takes you to
Speaker 1: the top. There you go. Maybe I should just be
Speaker 1: prescribed adrenaline. Maybe I should just be prescribed life. Maybe
Speaker 1: I shouldn't even ever go to City m D. Maybe
Speaker 1: I don't need all this. Okay, Now I have a
Speaker 1: theory as to why they prescribed you antibiotics anyway, even
Speaker 1: though they knew it was Yeah, you got into this
Speaker 1: little bit, laz night. What did you say? Because I
Speaker 1: think it's just not a prophyloxus, but it's just like that,
Speaker 1: it's preventing it from becoming from being compounded by something that.
Speaker 1: But here here's the thing called eight four four stole
Speaker 1: our x to leave a message for the relatively healthy hotline.
Speaker 1: I think I will. Maybe we'll have some crossover. We'll
Speaker 1: have some crossover. Um, okay, cath Cows. This is Catherine's.
Speaker 1: I don't think some, honey, I think so. What was
Speaker 1: your The one that you did at the show was
Speaker 1: about women's women. Yes, oh, I could do a whole
Speaker 1: other hour on that. And and that is actually on Spoke. Yeah,
Speaker 1: us un Spoke, the app Spoke that Spoke. It's sponsoring
Speaker 1: the show. It's sponsoring us. They're great friends of ours,
Speaker 1: Your Serious Exam. It's their new app and their Discovery
Speaker 1: app for podcasts. Yeah, and they put Katherine Cohens. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, live on that. And now we're
Speaker 1: about to hear another one right here. This is Katherine Cohen's.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, and her time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. When I look at my
Speaker 1: iPhone and the sun reflects off my iPhone and directly
Speaker 1: into my eyes. No, Apple, no my eyes. You need
Speaker 1: to change the phone. You need to change the sun.
Speaker 1: Change the way it goes right into my eyes. I
Speaker 1: send out a tweet when I'm walking down the street.
Speaker 1: I look, I want to refresh for lights. I want
Speaker 1: that rush, I want to need it important. And all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, the light blinds me right in my
Speaker 1: own eye and a bit. You know, honey, that I
Speaker 1: have migraines with a visual aura by right lights. So
Speaker 1: I shine with lights. I wear sunglasses inside if I
Speaker 1: need to the migraines. So I don't want to look
Speaker 1: at my phone to see if I booked George or
Speaker 1: if he finally texted back. Oh, we have the sun herself.
Speaker 1: He's shining me right back in the eyes. The gun
Speaker 1: should go down earlier. I don't like the heat. I
Speaker 1: don't like the summer. Oh I've ever done in a bikini?
Speaker 1: Is song? Time for fall? Take the sun down? Apple,
Speaker 1: fix it? Oh my god, that's one minute. Change the sun.
Speaker 1: Change the sun migrains with a visual aura. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I mean, what a beautiful tapestry of words. There was amazing,
Speaker 1: it was, it was athletic. Well, I think that goes
Speaker 1: in the Hall of Fame. That was That was a
Speaker 1: Hall of Fame performance, and we thank you for it.
Speaker 1: I'm honored. I mean it's something I feel really passionate.
Speaker 1: How many times a day does that happen to you?
Speaker 1: It happens a lot. Which is like either it reflects
Speaker 1: into your eye and there's the glare, or the brightness
Speaker 1: doesn't go up high enough in the sun. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: try and go off for a jog. I try and
Speaker 1: be good to myself. I want to change the song. No,
Speaker 1: I'm blinded for a full minute. You can never win
Speaker 1: without or with jogging, or with jogging or with our
Speaker 1: visual auras in our migraines. Never. It's never happened to me,
Speaker 1: you know. I get migraines because I'm incredibly sensitive. So
Speaker 1: do you get them the kind of one where you
Speaker 1: have where you you start to feel coming on and
Speaker 1: you're like, guys, gotta go. Yeah. I'm like a woman
Speaker 1: who needs to be by the sea, like I need
Speaker 1: to like take my time. A woman who needs to
Speaker 1: be or by a lake. Rule number seventy nine of culture.
Speaker 1: Some women need to be by the sea to heal,
Speaker 1: to heal. Um. This is such a great episode. I
Speaker 1: love you guys so much. You are dream I seriously,
Speaker 1: I am. I listened to everything so I know so
Speaker 1: much about you and all the guests, and I'm going
Speaker 1: to say that I love all the guests. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And now and now you joined the Pampion and I'm
Speaker 1: so excited for you guys to be in the Turner
Speaker 1: Master's Memory Housepital. So I'm going to plug. It is
Speaker 1: a narrative fictional podcast, six episode absurd comedy theories, written
Speaker 1: by myself and my love Stephen Marco. Yes, I love
Speaker 1: that plug. Limited series, honey, you know what limited series
Speaker 1: not onl Big Little Lies. Will there be just as
Speaker 1: much drama? I think that there willlation about season two.
Speaker 1: I think that there will. There's a lot of finger
Speaker 1: wagon going on right now. Will there be Riese Wetherspoon
Speaker 1: puking up green? Oh wait? I almost for a second
Speaker 1: forgot about that scene. Oh yeah, amazing, it's everything. Somebody
Speaker 1: I was talking to recently was like that was crazy
Speaker 1: in the finale when she puked up green. I was like,
Speaker 1: that wasn't the last episode, but if it had been
Speaker 1: the last, the show would have been. I don't need
Speaker 1: that whole beautiful last sequence. I've been staring into the ocean. Okay,
Speaker 1: we love you so much, Katherine. Where can they find you?
Speaker 1: On so so that they can go to the cats
Speaker 1: Cohen at Katsa Cohen. There you go. I do the
Speaker 1: Instagram Twitter that all gag for it. So listen. UM,
Speaker 1: my name is Matt Roger and this is I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey. Thank you so much. Oh my god, wow,
Speaker 1: I mean that's crazy. I guess you guys should come
Speaker 1: to the show. I really messed up. Yeah, okay, O god,
Speaker 1: I'm so embarrassed. I'm so embarrassed. I'm so embarrassed. We're
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