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Speaker 1: I can't express how long I've been waiting for this moment.

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Speaker 1: glue gunning. I'm watching sobbing fucking love. It's on Hulu. No,

421
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:10,440
Speaker 1: I think we've talked about this because I was watching

422
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,920
Speaker 1: the Best of the ret and it ended and then

423
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,639
Speaker 1: they just started playing the sting and I was like,

424
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,800
Speaker 1: oh my god, how do they know exactly what I wanted?

425
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 1: They know their audience. The algorithm. The o C is

426
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,040
Speaker 1: what I credit with giving me good taste of music.

427
00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:27,960
Speaker 1: Bet those soundtracks, listen to them, They're amazing. They have

428
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,600
Speaker 1: all the hits. Did you do you have Spotify account?

429
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,959
Speaker 1: I have Spotify. Here's the thing with Spotify is that

430
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,520
Speaker 1: they have and I'll get to Spotify a little bit later. Yes,

431
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:44,880
Speaker 1: I don't know. He might have something might come after Spotify,

432
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,959
Speaker 1: but no, here, here's some here. Here's the thing. So

433
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 1: Spotify has this podcast called show Stoppers where they talked

434
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:54,080
Speaker 1: to like music supervisors, supervisors on TV shows, and they

435
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:57,320
Speaker 1: talked to her name is Alex Pistavus. She music supervised

436
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,679
Speaker 1: not only the o C but Grey's Anatomy. Like she

437
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:02,240
Speaker 1: like picked songs out and paired them, like she picked

438
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:06,479
Speaker 1: Chasing Cars out and like paired it with that, like

439
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 1: she yes, Annaly and then she also chose um imagine

440
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:17,719
Speaker 1: heap for I made these moments and she just kind

441
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:20,120
Speaker 1: of talks about like, yeah, I mean I just picked

442
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,200
Speaker 1: it out. It seemed like she's so casual about it,

443
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,280
Speaker 1: and she's like people talk about Gray's Anatomy is like

444
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:29,080
Speaker 1: the show that like put music out but then hallelujah,

445
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:35,720
Speaker 1: oh my god. Yeah. Also the theme song. That theme

446
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:40,200
Speaker 1: song really had no right, but it became icon Planet

447
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:44,560
Speaker 1: and Phantom Planet was also big in the nineties, and

448
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 1: they were on the Sabrina the Teenage which sounds track.

449
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 1: And guys, I gotta say it all holds up. It

450
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:53,960
Speaker 1: all holds up. It's like a slightly better lit or

451
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:58,240
Speaker 1: a slightly better um uh, my own worst enemy. It's

452
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 1: a slightly better sugar. I say, oh, well, here was

453
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:07,479
Speaker 1: another one back back back when he had like a

454
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:10,560
Speaker 1: normal human face, Mark McGrath. I used to Yes, he

455
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:13,159
Speaker 1: would love him. He was hot and a friend of ours,

456
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:18,760
Speaker 1: a friend of ours. Sister, No, we have a friend

457
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 1: of ours and I will not say because that would

458
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:24,879
Speaker 1: that would say who she was. But the sister fu

459
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 1: whe where she's croopy. I can never swing that. I

460
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 1: sometimes tried, like hanging out. I would hang out for

461
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:36,359
Speaker 1: certain people. I don't know how. No, I can't be

462
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:40,119
Speaker 1: that cool, you know. But whatever I would hang out for,

463
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 1: like Anderson Cooper, I'd be had like a C three six. Hi,

464
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,760
Speaker 1: you were great. No, I'm just kidding. Well, apparently he

465
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:52,959
Speaker 1: lives in a haunted like fire. Yes, you know, I

466
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 1: walked by all the hunted spots. Yes, all the fire.

467
00:26:57,119 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 1: You are dodging the question what you haven't said? Who

468
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:02,879
Speaker 1: may do? Horny? I've kind of answered with Zeth Cohen

469
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 1: and with Mark McGrath, but but you haven't said your

470
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 1: own thing. Okay, okay, oh god, um leo, don't feel

471
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 1: on the spot. Well yeah, I mean, like, I like

472
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 1: was as obsessed as anyone else was. But um no, um,

473
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:19,240
Speaker 1: you know you know who did it for me? Who

474
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:21,960
Speaker 1: does make Steamy counter? Or does Eric Dane counter? Or

475
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,440
Speaker 1: is that Eric Dane definitely counts? And you were just

476
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:27,400
Speaker 1: a little bit older when you got money. Yeah, I

477
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 1: just remembered my true one. Okay, what's true? It's so true, Ashton.

478
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 1: Do you know that I cut out pictures of him

479
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 1: from magazines and glued them to my camp trunk. Oh wow,

480
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 1: that's that's and this is that seventies show Ashton? Yeah,

481
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:50,960
Speaker 1: so like, yeah, reeveruned he's a big nose. No no, no no, no, here, no,

482
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,680
Speaker 1: this is the number one. Sean William Scott was number one.

483
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:57,359
Speaker 1: Oh Sean William Scott because he was loved him, because

484
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 1: he was on the cover of like Tiger Beat or something,

485
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 1: with his hands in his pockets and no shirt on,

486
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:05,119
Speaker 1: and it was like like a Marilyn Monroe sex symbol

487
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:08,160
Speaker 1: moment for you, Like this is the most Yeah he

488
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 1: was he. I loved him too because he very much

489
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 1: represented the thing that like Long Island tells you to like,

490
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:17,439
Speaker 1: which is muscles. He had muscles. Yeah, And like I

491
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,719
Speaker 1: don't know, I think Chad Michael Murray was like more

492
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:22,879
Speaker 1: my inner body say, this is really what you like

493
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 1: the man? Yeah, there you go, there you go. But

494
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 1: also I also like, oh, boys, yes, can we talk

495
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 1: about this song? It's so good and the video have

496
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 1: you seen the video? Yeah, so many different kinds of boys.

497
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 1: Is that the fat Jewish? Yes, that's the one. It's

498
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 1: the one thing about it that's like, oh come on,

499
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 1: it's it's like the line and Woman by Kesha where

500
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 1: she says we've we just can't have nice things. Just

501
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 1: take one thing off. It's what Cocos does before you

502
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:01,959
Speaker 1: leave the how to take one thing off? Oh I remember,

503
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 1: It's a good. Yeah. I don't know. I used to

504
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,480
Speaker 1: be obsessed with like looking at your books from my

505
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 1: middle school and all the cool older kids like how

506
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 1: does it did you have a quote? Oh? Um, yeah

507
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 1: remember it? Yeah? Because I just was home in Houston

508
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 1: I looked at my eighth grade year book and it

509
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 1: was tomorrow is another day? And right, what who carow

510
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 1: is another day? Let you know what was it? Maybe

511
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 1: from that song tomorrow It's just another days? So I'll

512
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:45,320
Speaker 1: wake up plan mega remember that song? Speaking of songs

513
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,479
Speaker 1: like Go Go, I was just that reminds me of

514
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:51,800
Speaker 1: the Josie and the Pussycats soundtrack was my absolute number one.

515
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 1: We just gasped in unison. That movie is far ahead

516
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 1: of its time. Do you guys that the woman who

517
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 1: did vocals for as Josie quote unquote was the same.

518
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 1: It was the same the band from Ten Things I

519
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 1: Hate About You on the roof that was that? Not

520
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 1: for nothing but knockoff? It's her Wow letters to Cleo? Yeah, okay,

521
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 1: what's the what's the oh? I love? Don't you just

522
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 1: pretend to be yes? Could you at least fit send

523
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:30,960
Speaker 1: to be nice? Oh my god, been around, come back?

524
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 1: So I used to just takes just daydreaming of being

525
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 1: in a talent show and singing those songs and finally

526
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 1: the guy in the crowd would be like but instead

527
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 1: it was like no bit for like eighteen years. But wait,

528
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 1: did you also know another shady thing about Spotify is

529
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:55,520
Speaker 1: they don't have that album nothing. Spotify doesn't have that album.

530
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 1: Spotify thing does nothing that you have to just like

531
00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:04,880
Speaker 1: really be be resourceful at me. Also, the movie is

532
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 1: so good and just when when Parker Posey runs in

533
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 1: at the end and she goes and she's like dressing

534
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 1: them down, like she goes yeah because you know, and

535
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 1: she's just like her like her like choice of the

536
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 1: way she says the words, I'm just so funny. When

537
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 1: she first meets the girls, she's like, welcome to your party,

538
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 1: like just so sky cookie great, like she was giving

539
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 1: like little kids like us, like who Like I hadn't

540
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 1: seen Best in Show like at this point, yeah that came.

541
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't see waiting for graffing, Like I

542
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 1: didn't know who Christopher Guest was and I was like,

543
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 1: who is this crazy actress? But she was so good

544
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 1: giving you everything you wanted, but didn't know you want

545
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 1: dream dream you know what. I think all three of

546
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 1: us are destined to play that kind of role and

547
00:31:56,480 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 1: inspire a little faggot child and yeah, chunky chick, Katherine wait,

548
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 1: I just want to talk really quickly about your songwriting process.

549
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 1: So if you guys haven't seen Katherine's work, what she

550
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 1: does on stage or her show The Twist. She's gorgeous.

551
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 1: Um god, what a title. It's best. It all gets

552
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:19,080
Speaker 1: me every time. Um like okay, So Katherine sinks her

553
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 1: own original songs. It's this gorgeous cabaret style thing, like

554
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,960
Speaker 1: sort of review asque shows that fair to say, ye,

555
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 1: talk to us about these original songs that you write.

556
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:33,360
Speaker 1: And sometimes with Henry, Yeah, like what like, what's your

557
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 1: what's your process with that? I wake up in the

558
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:40,480
Speaker 1: middle of the night, I guess and I think it's time.

559
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 1: It's time to tell my story. Um no, I will sit.

560
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 1: I will schedule time with Henry, incredible musician, just we

561
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 1: all know the best. He's out there touring your up

562
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 1: right now. The picture follow him and she putures of

563
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 1: his little Italian boyfriend he made, Yes, Claudio, Claudio, is

564
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 1: this real? Yeah? They're they're they're they've separated since. But yeah,

565
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 1: he's going to be so mad at me for saying

566
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:08,480
Speaker 1: I don't care to leave it. I'm the queen of

567
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 1: like an international affair. Well yeah, oh wait, I want

568
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 1: to hear about that. So Yeah comes over the house

569
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 1: and she says with Henry, and yeah, I just I

570
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 1: basically just write a bunch of lines and songs, and

571
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 1: I started singing what I think it might sound like.

572
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 1: And then Henry is like, what vibe do you want?

573
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 1: And I'm like Mariah carry and then he'll just launch

574
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 1: into it, and then I just sing over it and

575
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 1: then it comes fast like when it's I feel like

576
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 1: when it's a good song, right away, it's just like, oh,

577
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:32,840
Speaker 1: this is amazing. So then what comes first? Is it

578
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:34,760
Speaker 1: like the hook? Is it like the music first, or

579
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:36,360
Speaker 1: is the lyrics or is it both at the same

580
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 1: I write all the lyrics and then the music okay,

581
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 1: and then the music comes after the lyrics. That's great. Sometimes, yeah,

582
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's not always that way. Yeah, it's it's

583
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:46,600
Speaker 1: always different. But I feel like if we if we're

584
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:48,920
Speaker 1: obsessing over a song for too long and it's not

585
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 1: feeling like exciting, we both have to be like, it's

586
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 1: not your darling and will not be right because you

587
00:33:56,400 --> 00:34:00,040
Speaker 1: feel like you're not laughing at it. Or Okay, I

588
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 1: want to think it's funny. Musical comedy could be so

589
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 1: cheesy and shitty, and I don't want to rising and

590
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 1: I want it to be really specific and really personal.

591
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 1: And so yeah, there is such a weird fine threshold

592
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 1: between like what's what's successful as musical sketch comedy and

593
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 1: what's just like pretty running the milt. I mean, it's

594
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 1: so easy because Henry and I will just start laughing

595
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:23,759
Speaker 1: really hard if it's good, and if we won't, then

596
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 1: we go to the song. That's that's the same thing. Like,

597
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,400
Speaker 1: there was a song we're working on once that it

598
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 1: was so stupid. I don't remember the hook, but there

599
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 1: was a line that was like should I eat old fruit?

600
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:42,279
Speaker 1: All the way for that line we were hanging on

601
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 1: because I was just Henry and I were just crying.

602
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:47,040
Speaker 1: Developed that as soon as you laugh, that's the that's

603
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 1: how you know, Like like that's that's how you know,

604
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 1: Like when Matt would bring in a song for popul

605
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:54,239
Speaker 1: Lett meetings and the room will just die. Yeah, you

606
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 1: have to you guys. Know guys, this is a lost

607
00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 1: deep cut um from popular one of this never happens.

608
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 1: It's called open Should I do it? Do it? I know?

609
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 1: I know the lyrics. Al Right, it goes somebody come

610
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 1: open this job, Come over this job on me, somebody

611
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 1: come home with this job. If you do then drinks

612
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 1: on me. I can not open this jar. I have

613
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 1: weak rest. Somebody come over this job. I really needs

614
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 1: to eat. And then someone would come out and they

615
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,799
Speaker 1: would try to open the jar and they couldn't do it,

616
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:32,799
Speaker 1: and I was just like, well, thanks for trying. Why

617
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 1: would they would leave the stage and I'd be like

618
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 1: so bad. It would just it would happen like three times,

619
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,759
Speaker 1: like you know, a sketch. It didn't happen because we

620
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 1: would do this thing where the group would get together

621
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 1: at the end of like the writing months that we

622
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,919
Speaker 1: would have and we'd vote in secret on the things

623
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 1: that we all wanted to do, and it never just

624
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:52,560
Speaker 1: it just never earned the votes, just like just like

625
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,960
Speaker 1: Mitch McConnell didn't get the vote. Right. Maybe I'll maybe

626
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:59,960
Speaker 1: I'll do a little one and I'll put open this job.

627
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 1: Are in it? Watch like when you sit down with

628
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 1: Henry and you come with these amazing melodies on top

629
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:06,840
Speaker 1: of like incredible comedic material, and I'm like, Okay, so

630
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Speaker 1: here's what I want to do. Openus stock com opens

631
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Speaker 1: job for me, because you know how you can't open jars.

632
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,799
Speaker 1: So that's like how shallow my communic sensibility is it's

633
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 1: an observation. It's an observation. And should I? Should I

634
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Speaker 1: eat old fruit? That is a real I want to

635
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 1: see that one revisited. I wonder what the hook was

636
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 1: that it'll come to me and talk about you know,

637
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 1: like maybe I'm not getting you suggestions obviously, but right

638
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:34,280
Speaker 1: about the mold, right about the container, you know? Yeah,

639
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Speaker 1: it was like old fruit shoot off, fall out of

640
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Speaker 1: a jet plane? What's the song that you guys? You

641
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 1: guys were doing it and I literally had to come

642
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:48,840
Speaker 1: in because I was laughing so hard. I usually like

643
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Speaker 1: sclude myself to the next room. And I love the

644
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 1: vibe of rehearsing at your place, Yeah, because I'm like, okay,

645
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: my and then like like they'll be doing it and

646
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,440
Speaker 1: I'll come in and I'll be like obsessed, Wait, no,

647
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Speaker 1: what's the best? What's what's the one? The one is

648
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 1: that on my butt? I love it? But I'm not

649
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:08,400
Speaker 1: talking about that. Was it the equinox one? No? On

650
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Speaker 1: the street? Look at me? Oh? I do love look

651
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 1: at me? That's my favorite? Yeah? Can you sing a

652
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 1: little bit of that? Yeah? Boy, he's never wanted to

653
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:25,720
Speaker 1: kiss me, so now a do comedy? Look at Me?

654
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,400
Speaker 1: That's look at me, look at me, look at me,

655
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 1: look at me. I love that ship. It's so good.

656
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 1: I mean this hook that Katherine wrote, um when you

657
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it feels good. Yeah, you guys, it's so good.

658
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 1: You guys have to see the show. One is the

659
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 1: next one. I don't know the exact date. Follow me

660
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:55,359
Speaker 1: on Twitter. Al Right, So it's at the Duplex, which

661
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,399
Speaker 1: I feel like it is like a home for us. All.

662
00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I love it. Feels so grateful to have

663
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:04,920
Speaker 1: discovered Thomas is the best. Everyone who works there is

664
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:08,839
Speaker 1: a dream truly and talented, and the space is just

665
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:13,240
Speaker 1: like it transports you to a different sme. Follow Catherine

666
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:15,719
Speaker 1: on Twitter to find out an Instagram to find out

667
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:19,840
Speaker 1: when the show is. Also also also follow Henry because

668
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,360
Speaker 1: you have to go to watch Henry. When he plays,

669
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 1: Henry will be in the piano bar of the Duplex

670
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:26,920
Speaker 1: and you can get up there and sing and he

671
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 1: does it a lot, you guys. So if you're in

672
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 1: New York or visiting New York, and even if Henry

673
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 1: is not there, just going down to the Duke Plex.

674
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:36,880
Speaker 1: It's such a fun time and it's history and its history.

675
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 1: Barbera performed there John Rivers performed there, yes, all of them,

676
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 1: um and uh and yeah, if you want to run

677
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:45,960
Speaker 1: into us casually. Most of the time were there at

678
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:48,840
Speaker 1: the we're chilling, We're hanging with Henry during his you know,

679
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,320
Speaker 1: open mic nights. It's so fun. We went through the

680
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 1: night after the election. Everyone was so sadid. It was

681
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:56,759
Speaker 1: like the one beautiful thing that came out of that night.

682
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, we did go there the night

683
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 1: after the election. But that's but an Aaron Jackson and

684
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:04,400
Speaker 1: Matailane led everybody in a group sing along to little

685
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 1: Town from Beauty the Beast and it was the most

686
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 1: joyful fucking thing. So I mean, yeah, just catch us there.

687
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 1: If you want to catch us, I'll tell you where. Okay,

688
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 1: let's um quickly read the users submitted Rule of Culture. Okay, yes,

689
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 1: so so now we've started doing, um so doing users

690
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,279
Speaker 1: submitted rule of Culture. And this is a really good one.

691
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 1: This is a really good one, especially and you know

692
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Speaker 1: what topical for this episode. This was submitted by Lynn Schmidt,

693
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 1: and we thank you Lynn for submitting this. This is

694
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Speaker 1: rule number one hundred and three. No, your Katherine's know

695
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Speaker 1: you're Katherine's and she's specifically specified Katherine Hahn, Katherine O'Hara,

696
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 1: Katherine oh and Katherine Keener. And this is good because

697
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 1: we have Katherine Cohen soon will join their r honor

698
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Speaker 1: to join the ranks of those three incredible Catherine. And

699
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Speaker 1: there's of course Katherine Heigl. We have of course Mrs

700
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Speaker 1: McCluskey on Desperate Hospitife, Katherine Juice then yes the past

701
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:05,800
Speaker 1: rest in peace um and many of Katherine Deneuve, famous

702
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 1: French actress. I know so many Catherine. I know so

703
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 1: many great Catherine's. And that is so nice because growing up,

704
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Speaker 1: as you know, there's the chain or maybe Katherine's plus sizes.

705
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Speaker 1: Oh no, at least in Houston, there is a chain

706
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Speaker 1: of Katherine's plus sizes. My brothers will be like, look

707
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Speaker 1: it's you. Like that was obviously my heel. So I

708
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Speaker 1: was like, no, Katherine is a beautiful and regal name

709
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:33,399
Speaker 1: that I love. Yes, it's actually one of the best

710
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Speaker 1: names because it's timeless no matter no matter how you

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Speaker 1: spell it. Yeah, exactly, I do love the way that

712
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,360
Speaker 1: you spell it. I think without the Y is best,

713
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Speaker 1: and I like what I like with a C. I

714
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Speaker 1: think it's sort of like sentenced to see is classical,

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Speaker 1: K is a little too modern, you know now, I

716
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Speaker 1: do like both, but you know, but I but I

717
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Speaker 1: love a good no end. Listen, if you're out there

718
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Speaker 1: listening to this and your name is Catherine with a K,

719
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Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know, I don't know about you,

720
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,919
Speaker 1: and um, we can hash this out online. Let me know. Yeah,

721
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Speaker 1: by all means um attack us, attack come at me,

722
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 1: that us come at meat. But Lyn Schmidt number one

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Speaker 1: and three, No, you're Catherine. I think that's true because

724
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Speaker 1: I just watched I Love Dick. Yes, she's so good.

725
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 1: It's incredible, and Kevin Bacon is amazing and the whole thing.

726
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 1: Shout out to Phoebe Robinson so much. She shouted about

727
00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 1: that show on the pod when she was on, and

728
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 1: I actually hadn't heard much about it yet, but everyone's

729
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,839
Speaker 1: saying it's great. I'm gonna watch the book. Is I've

730
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 1: never read the book. You got to read the book,

731
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:38,359
Speaker 1: you got to see the show. It's part of just

732
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Speaker 1: this feminist It's just it's part of the meat why

733
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:45,240
Speaker 1: And I didn't realize that the book was this classical, classical,

734
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Speaker 1: but it's just this like it's a staple that thank you.

735
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,840
Speaker 1: That's it's great. Yeah, and um, it's all these letters

736
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Speaker 1: that she wrote to this to this guy that she

737
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:56,399
Speaker 1: was obsessed with, and the show is great, Like it's

738
00:41:56,400 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 1: so stylized. Is is it a comedy? It's technically a comedy,

739
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 1: but it's just like, oh, it's like one of those

740
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 1: the show sent me into a place. It's like it's

741
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 1: but it's intense. But I think it's like they were

742
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 1: sort of like positioning it as a comedy weirdly. You know. Yeah,

743
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 1: there's some moments, but the whole thing is like there's

744
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 1: a big Texas sky and it's always like and you're

745
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, yeah, Texas. Yeah. So you must have

746
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:26,319
Speaker 1: been like, oh that was me in the background. I

747
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:29,200
Speaker 1: wish I would love to be involved. I would love to.

748
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:34,279
Speaker 1: Can you stream all episodes? Oh so it's one of

749
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Speaker 1: those okay, cool? And I think there's the brothers. No, no, no,

750
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 1: he's another one. He's he's one that you don't really

751
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 1: want to funk, but then you want to watch him,

752
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 1: you know, the one on Transparent he's hot, and the

753
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 1: and the other I like the other one, older, nerdier one.

754
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 1: Like I used to think it was so like brave

755
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:56,759
Speaker 1: of me to be like I want a nerdy guy

756
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:59,439
Speaker 1: and I don't care about muscles, and it's like everyone's like, yeah,

757
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:02,760
Speaker 1: those are hot, guy. I'm secretly attracted to fun boys.

758
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 1: So I think that, like, that's why that's why I

759
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 1: like him in the show, because he's such a boy

760
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:12,400
Speaker 1: on that show. But I also only only watched the

761
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:18,960
Speaker 1: first season. It really is. I watched it and I

762
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 1: was like, see, it just lost me a little bit.

763
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:26,400
Speaker 1: It didn't grab me. Like this season of The Bachelorette. Now, okay,

764
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,919
Speaker 1: are you guys watching? You are? I made you watch?

765
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:32,919
Speaker 1: I watched who won? There's no winner yet, but there's

766
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:36,359
Speaker 1: a final three I just can't and tonight tonight. So

767
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 1: this week, you guys, well the men tell all. Here's

768
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 1: the thing. The episodes are each seventeen hours long, and

769
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is so long? And you're either down

770
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 1: for it or not? That was actually how I feel.

771
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 1: For Like, we were watching the one from last week

772
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 1: where they all go to Spain and met Rachel's parents

773
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 1: last night, and like god, it was just like it

774
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 1: felt like a when he had gone by, and I

775
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 1: was like, we're almost done with this, right, And it

776
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 1: was like thirty. It was like halfway done into like

777
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:09,840
Speaker 1: an eighty eight minute show, and I was like, no way,

778
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:12,680
Speaker 1: no fucking way. And so I mean I like it.

779
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:18,360
Speaker 1: It's good television. Um, I want to say, Brian is horrible.

780
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:22,239
Speaker 1: I'm team what's his name? Do you like? Eric the

781
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 1: silver Fox or no? Eric is not the silvermore? Eric

782
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 1: is um Eric Baltimore and Eric Baltimore and then Peter

783
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:33,319
Speaker 1: he's from Medicine, Wisconsin. I like Peter a lot, but

784
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:36,520
Speaker 1: he's also stoic and like to aloof and Rachel does

785
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:39,400
Speaker 1: not need that. Well, Eric straight out told her that

786
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 1: he was in love with her. And then they went

787
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 1: to the fan of the fantasy fantasy fantasy, which means

788
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 1: they banged, and also the next day and then they

789
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,839
Speaker 1: looked like two people who had had a really good

790
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:52,279
Speaker 1: time banging. Okay, and then and then what happened? What

791
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:54,720
Speaker 1: was this whole? I only saw like the little bumper

792
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:57,239
Speaker 1: in between the commercials, Like what did he say that

793
00:44:57,280 --> 00:45:01,359
Speaker 1: made her cry? Peter told, well, this is I think

794
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 1: Rachel's being a little ridiculous. And let me know what

795
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:06,799
Speaker 1: you guys think about this. So what does being engaged mean?

796
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:12,360
Speaker 1: Being engaged means that you will get married. Being engaged

797
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:16,440
Speaker 1: doesn't mean like it's a more serious form of dating.

798
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 1: Like being engaged, you get engaged because you're going to

799
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 1: get married. Peter doesn't want to get engaged. And Peter's like,

800
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,040
Speaker 1: I'm not ready to get down on one knee and engaged.

801
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:26,520
Speaker 1: Could be engaged to you because I feel like, while

802
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:29,400
Speaker 1: I am falling in love with you, I want to

803
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:32,240
Speaker 1: do that one time for real, and I don't feel

804
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:34,319
Speaker 1: that I'm in that place. But we can get there

805
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 1: if you hang with me and choose me. And she

806
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:39,759
Speaker 1: is like, see, I don't see engagement like that. I

807
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:41,880
Speaker 1: want to be engaged by the end of this process.

808
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:46,319
Speaker 1: And I think what she's doing is she's combining. She's

809
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:51,560
Speaker 1: combining like like she's comparing everyone, and some of them,

810
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 1: I think, are crazily in this place where they're willing

811
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:56,799
Speaker 1: to say I want to get married to you right now,

812
00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 1: I'm in love with you. It's just bizarre when the

813
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:05,320
Speaker 1: courtship is like synonymous with the engagement, right, Yes, it

814
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 1: is weird anyway, No, I saw that clip and I

815
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:10,359
Speaker 1: was like, Rachel, please, it just feels like I've been

816
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 1: with her every step of the way, and now for

817
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:14,799
Speaker 1: her to say something like that. I'm just kind of like,

818
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 1: are you saying that because the show is putting pressure

819
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 1: on you because obviously they want an engagement so they

820
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:24,080
Speaker 1: can then air the wedding, etcetera, etcetera, Like, is that

821
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 1: what's going on here? Or do you genuinely believe this?

822
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:29,480
Speaker 1: And if so, is the fact that the show wants

823
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 1: this making you throw away the best guy for you,

824
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 1: who I think is Peter? Okay? Also, it could just

825
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:37,879
Speaker 1: be a fully produced, your engineered moment and they just

826
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:40,400
Speaker 1: really acted. But she was crying. I mean, is she

827
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 1: a fucking Academy Award winning actress? She she cries, and

828
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:47,359
Speaker 1: she she looks great while she cries. She certainly does

829
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:50,319
Speaker 1: look great. Do you are you watching it? HPJ? I

830
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 1: just watched and I feel nothing the same. I'm like,

831
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:56,840
Speaker 1: I feel my brains rolling out of ears, but honestly

832
00:46:56,960 --> 00:47:00,279
Speaker 1: kind of like it. It's just so easy to and

833
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 1: it doesn't make me anxious, Like literally, my thing is

834
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:04,759
Speaker 1: everything makes me anxious, Like I was like watching mad

835
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 1: Men behind a pillow, Oh my god. M For more

836
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 1: Bachelor coverage, listened to the Forever Dog podcast Fresh Batch,

837
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,399
Speaker 1: hosted by Michelle Collins, friend of the show. I am

838
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 1: obsessed with her. She's so fantastic as a fan. I mean,

839
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 1: I don't know, you don't know her personally, but if

840
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,239
Speaker 1: you want to know her and meet her, she'll be out.

841
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:26,319
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. I love culture. There's that

842
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:31,280
Speaker 1: plug we needed before the next segment. It's on my birthday.

843
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:34,480
Speaker 1: Are you gonna come? I'm going to be out of town. Yeah,

844
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:38,920
Speaker 1: but I will say that the first one was the

845
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 1: not kidding, best night of my life. It was the

846
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 1: most magical, joyous community celebration. We're very proud of it,

847
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:53,360
Speaker 1: and we're going to have a great fucking time. Go

848
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 1: on your fucking ticket fly or whatever it is and

849
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:59,440
Speaker 1: buy tickets. You can get them. I believe it's ten

850
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,200
Speaker 1: dollars in advance, going to be twelve at the door

851
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:03,879
Speaker 1: or something like that. So August eleven guys are gonna

852
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:06,320
Speaker 1: be open at seven. The shovel started eight guys, amazing

853
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 1: people like Michelle Bouteau, Michelle Colins, Broadway people like Joel

854
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 1: perez Um. Yeah and so so people were reaching out

855
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 1: to us saying that the ticket links that it was

856
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 1: sold out. But they've just released a new batch of

857
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:22,399
Speaker 1: tickets which means that, um, you know, tickets are kind

858
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,680
Speaker 1: of scared, so get on that. Here's the thing. You

859
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:26,600
Speaker 1: will have fun if you come to the show. It'll

860
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:29,879
Speaker 1: be so fun. So there you go. You will be over.

861
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:33,359
Speaker 1: You will get testimonial from Kathco. Okay, here we go,

862
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:35,239
Speaker 1: and now it's time from it's time for I don't

863
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 1: think it's time for. I don't think so honey. I

864
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. Is of course the segment which

865
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 1: that show was gonna be based on. It's one minute

866
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:44,919
Speaker 1: that we take two rail against something in culture that's

867
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:48,239
Speaker 1: really it's just not right. So there's something that right

868
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 1: about it, and we take a minute to dress it down. Now,

869
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:54,239
Speaker 1: I believe Bowen has one, and we alluded to it

870
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 1: several times. Okay, I'll start, So is that okay that

871
00:48:57,160 --> 00:49:03,640
Speaker 1: you started? Absolutely? Okay, Wow, this is Bowen Yang's. I

872
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. And as time starts now, I

873
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:09,239
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. My Spotify Discover weekly playlist for

874
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:12,960
Speaker 1: thinking I am basic gay trash. Do not keep putting

875
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 1: the same Raja Mini, I'm first fucking Nina Flowers trash tracks.

876
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:22,840
Speaker 1: I don't want to listen to Willem saying over a

877
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 1: shittily produced beat, I contain multitude Spotify, I listened to

878
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 1: too much fucking Blood Orange and mit Ski and you

879
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 1: know Wax the hatchie to for you to judge me

880
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:39,840
Speaker 1: like this, I judged by Spotify. I'm gonna say it, Spotify,

881
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:43,880
Speaker 1: you're judging me, and I am not that girl, Okay.

882
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 1: I am a deep musically cultured motherfucker. And if you

883
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:51,880
Speaker 1: don't put more indie inspired tracks on I Discover weekly,

884
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:55,279
Speaker 1: I'm going to sue you for defamation of character, for

885
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 1: character assassination. Honey, to quote Taylor Swift, another artist who

886
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:02,320
Speaker 1: my life, but I am not enamored with in the

887
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:05,160
Speaker 1: way that you think I am. By putting Selena Gomez Spotify,

888
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:08,279
Speaker 1: it's not gonna happen. That's one minute. I'm not. It's

889
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:10,279
Speaker 1: not gonna happen with me and Selena. Okay, there you go.

890
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:12,440
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. They wouldn't be on the list if

891
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:14,760
Speaker 1: you weren't listening to things that alluded to those things.

892
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 1: It's so I'm sorry they are. They are smarter than you.

893
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 1: I'm listening to rue Haul and so Spotify things that

894
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 1: I like, all the drag queens, and because you will No,

895
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 1: I don't, I promise you. I fucking hate Willam in

896
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 1: Alaska and fuck you don't like Alaska's music. I like

897
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 1: Alaska music, I don't. I don't like when it's William

898
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:35,960
Speaker 1: Alaska and Courtney and Courtney act like doing their American

899
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:39,280
Speaker 1: apparel girls thing. I'm like No. As an avid follower

900
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:42,319
Speaker 1: of Bowen's playlist, I will say that he has so

901
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:44,440
Speaker 1: many layers. I have so many layers. Thank you so much.

902
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:46,919
Speaker 1: I just want to thank Spotify for nailing it every

903
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 1: time with me. If you get it right every time,

904
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:51,560
Speaker 1: my Spotify for you playlist is really dead on and um,

905
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Spotify. If you like to sponsor

906
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:56,520
Speaker 1: to the podcast, don't let what Bowen just said turn you.

907
00:50:56,800 --> 00:51:00,840
Speaker 1: Some of us aren't as a more professional, some of

908
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:02,759
Speaker 1: us aren't just one dimensional. This is Matt Rodgers. I

909
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 1: don't think so many as Peter Smith said this roller

910
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:11,720
Speaker 1: Coasters started and we are honest. I was gonna say

911
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:14,920
Speaker 1: that Matt Rogers, I don't think so. Hony time starts now.

912
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 1: I don't think so Honey of the doctor who prescribed

913
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:21,920
Speaker 1: me antibiotics for for bronchitis, which is a virus. Listen,

914
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:26,840
Speaker 1: I listened to you because you have a I assume

915
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 1: medical degree, But then I didn't feel better. In fact,

916
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 1: I felt worse and I'm still coughing, bitch, I don't

917
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:36,880
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Why would you put me on a

918
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 1: Z pack a powerful antibiotic for something that And maybe

919
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:42,360
Speaker 1: you guys can reach out to me if you have

920
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:45,000
Speaker 1: a fucking doctorate and like let me know what the

921
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 1: this is, because I feel worse. And why would you

922
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:51,719
Speaker 1: prescribe an antibiotic which is to treat bacterial infections, yes,

923
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:54,800
Speaker 1: for something that is a virus. I mean you said

924
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:59,719
Speaker 1: I trusted you. I trusted you. I trusted you. I

925
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:02,720
Speaker 1: look too in your eyes and you said you patted

926
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:04,480
Speaker 1: me on the back and you made jokes to me.

927
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 1: I praised you on this podcast for your humor. Well

928
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:09,799
Speaker 1: I take away that price today because you have made

929
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 1: me sick. You have made me cough. And it was

930
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:14,360
Speaker 1: anxious up at Montreal because I had a performance and

931
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 1: I was cough, cough, cough, And I don't think that

932
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:21,319
Speaker 1: I still cough. Okay, well, Matt, here here's the thing

933
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:25,040
Speaker 1: not to you know, not to plug. Another Forever Dog podcast,

934
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:28,560
Speaker 1: but Relatively Healthy, hosted by Jennie Stoler and Ellen Stoler.

935
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 1: But absolutely to plug them, absolutely, to plug them. Um,

936
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 1: we can call them up and ask them, but I

937
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:36,799
Speaker 1: think I think I will call that. You know, I

938
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:39,319
Speaker 1: will say last summer I had a cough thing and

939
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:42,239
Speaker 1: it just lingers. That's just what they do, is what

940
00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:43,719
Speaker 1: it happens. If you want to go out and live

941
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:46,799
Speaker 1: your life, you have to listen to that's horrible. I mean,

942
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:48,799
Speaker 1: I know, I mean the thing is like it just

943
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:50,360
Speaker 1: made me nervous because I thought I was going to

944
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:51,719
Speaker 1: get better. And then of course I had this like

945
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:54,880
Speaker 1: high stakes performance. Well I have to use my full voice,

946
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:56,880
Speaker 1: and I was like Jesus Christ, I just I was

947
00:52:56,920 --> 00:53:00,120
Speaker 1: just irritated. But your voice sounds great. Thank you. Did

948
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:03,320
Speaker 1: not hold you back. It didn't held me back, thankfully.

949
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:05,319
Speaker 1: But it was like a nightmare situation where I was like,

950
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:07,480
Speaker 1: oh God, like, of course this of all week, that's

951
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:10,279
Speaker 1: how it always goes. But the adrenaline takes you to

952
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:12,160
Speaker 1: the top. There you go. Maybe I should just be

953
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:14,839
Speaker 1: prescribed adrenaline. Maybe I should just be prescribed life. Maybe

954
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:16,759
Speaker 1: I shouldn't even ever go to City m D. Maybe

955
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:20,680
Speaker 1: I don't need all this. Okay, Now I have a

956
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 1: theory as to why they prescribed you antibiotics anyway, even

957
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,759
Speaker 1: though they knew it was Yeah, you got into this

958
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:26,239
Speaker 1: little bit, laz night. What did you say? Because I

959
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:29,400
Speaker 1: think it's just not a prophyloxus, but it's just like that,

960
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:32,600
Speaker 1: it's preventing it from becoming from being compounded by something that.

961
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:36,280
Speaker 1: But here here's the thing called eight four four stole

962
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:40,560
Speaker 1: our x to leave a message for the relatively healthy hotline.

963
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:42,480
Speaker 1: I think I will. Maybe we'll have some crossover. We'll

964
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:48,279
Speaker 1: have some crossover. Um, okay, cath Cows. This is Catherine's.

965
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 1: I don't think some, honey, I think so. What was

966
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 1: your The one that you did at the show was

967
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:55,880
Speaker 1: about women's women. Yes, oh, I could do a whole

968
00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:59,919
Speaker 1: other hour on that. And and that is actually on Spoke. Yeah,

969
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:03,320
Speaker 1: us un Spoke, the app Spoke that Spoke. It's sponsoring

970
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:05,360
Speaker 1: the show. It's sponsoring us. They're great friends of ours,

971
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 1: Your Serious Exam. It's their new app and their Discovery

972
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:10,719
Speaker 1: app for podcasts. Yeah, and they put Katherine Cohens. I

973
00:54:10,719 --> 00:54:12,759
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, live on that. And now we're

974
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:15,160
Speaker 1: about to hear another one right here. This is Katherine Cohen's.

975
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, and her time starts now.

976
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:19,239
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. When I look at my

977
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:21,960
Speaker 1: iPhone and the sun reflects off my iPhone and directly

978
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:25,759
Speaker 1: into my eyes. No, Apple, no my eyes. You need

979
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:28,239
Speaker 1: to change the phone. You need to change the sun.

980
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:30,400
Speaker 1: Change the way it goes right into my eyes. I

981
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 1: send out a tweet when I'm walking down the street.

982
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:34,560
Speaker 1: I look, I want to refresh for lights. I want

983
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:36,960
Speaker 1: that rush, I want to need it important. And all

984
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:39,360
Speaker 1: of a sudden, the light blinds me right in my

985
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:42,120
Speaker 1: own eye and a bit. You know, honey, that I

986
00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:46,960
Speaker 1: have migraines with a visual aura by right lights. So

987
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:50,719
Speaker 1: I shine with lights. I wear sunglasses inside if I

988
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:54,319
Speaker 1: need to the migraines. So I don't want to look

989
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 1: at my phone to see if I booked George or

990
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:02,719
Speaker 1: if he finally texted back. Oh, we have the sun herself.

991
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:05,479
Speaker 1: He's shining me right back in the eyes. The gun

992
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:08,279
Speaker 1: should go down earlier. I don't like the heat. I

993
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:11,600
Speaker 1: don't like the summer. Oh I've ever done in a bikini?

994
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:15,480
Speaker 1: Is song? Time for fall? Take the sun down? Apple,

995
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:19,960
Speaker 1: fix it? Oh my god, that's one minute. Change the sun.

996
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:24,040
Speaker 1: Change the sun migrains with a visual aura. Oh my god,

997
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:28,279
Speaker 1: I mean, what a beautiful tapestry of words. There was amazing,

998
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:32,480
Speaker 1: it was, it was athletic. Well, I think that goes

999
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:35,360
Speaker 1: in the Hall of Fame. That was That was a

1000
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:38,239
Speaker 1: Hall of Fame performance, and we thank you for it.

1001
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:40,840
Speaker 1: I'm honored. I mean it's something I feel really passionate.

1002
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:42,680
Speaker 1: How many times a day does that happen to you?

1003
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:45,760
Speaker 1: It happens a lot. Which is like either it reflects

1004
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:49,120
Speaker 1: into your eye and there's the glare, or the brightness

1005
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:51,600
Speaker 1: doesn't go up high enough in the sun. Yeah. I

1006
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:53,040
Speaker 1: try and go off for a jog. I try and

1007
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:55,680
Speaker 1: be good to myself. I want to change the song. No,

1008
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:59,359
Speaker 1: I'm blinded for a full minute. You can never win

1009
00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:03,799
Speaker 1: without or with jogging, or with jogging or with our

1010
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:07,520
Speaker 1: visual auras in our migraines. Never. It's never happened to me,

1011
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:12,239
Speaker 1: you know. I get migraines because I'm incredibly sensitive. So

1012
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:13,640
Speaker 1: do you get them the kind of one where you

1013
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:15,080
Speaker 1: have where you you start to feel coming on and

1014
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:17,000
Speaker 1: you're like, guys, gotta go. Yeah. I'm like a woman

1015
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:18,960
Speaker 1: who needs to be by the sea, like I need

1016
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:21,480
Speaker 1: to like take my time. A woman who needs to

1017
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:26,280
Speaker 1: be or by a lake. Rule number seventy nine of culture.

1018
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:28,879
Speaker 1: Some women need to be by the sea to heal,

1019
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:34,399
Speaker 1: to heal. Um. This is such a great episode. I

1020
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:38,080
Speaker 1: love you guys so much. You are dream I seriously,

1021
00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:40,759
Speaker 1: I am. I listened to everything so I know so

1022
00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:42,759
Speaker 1: much about you and all the guests, and I'm going

1023
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:44,640
Speaker 1: to say that I love all the guests. Oh my god.

1024
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:48,680
Speaker 1: And now and now you joined the Pampion and I'm

1025
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:51,320
Speaker 1: so excited for you guys to be in the Turner

1026
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:54,560
Speaker 1: Master's Memory Housepital. So I'm going to plug. It is

1027
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:59,280
Speaker 1: a narrative fictional podcast, six episode absurd comedy theories, written

1028
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:03,840
Speaker 1: by myself and my love Stephen Marco. Yes, I love

1029
00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 1: that plug. Limited series, honey, you know what limited series

1030
00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:11,359
Speaker 1: not onl Big Little Lies. Will there be just as

1031
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:14,960
Speaker 1: much drama? I think that there willlation about season two.

1032
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:17,120
Speaker 1: I think that there will. There's a lot of finger

1033
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:19,760
Speaker 1: wagon going on right now. Will there be Riese Wetherspoon

1034
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:24,720
Speaker 1: puking up green? Oh wait? I almost for a second

1035
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:28,200
Speaker 1: forgot about that scene. Oh yeah, amazing, it's everything. Somebody

1036
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:30,400
Speaker 1: I was talking to recently was like that was crazy

1037
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:32,760
Speaker 1: in the finale when she puked up green. I was like,

1038
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:35,240
Speaker 1: that wasn't the last episode, but if it had been

1039
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:39,200
Speaker 1: the last, the show would have been. I don't need

1040
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:43,600
Speaker 1: that whole beautiful last sequence. I've been staring into the ocean. Okay,

1041
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:46,400
Speaker 1: we love you so much, Katherine. Where can they find you?

1042
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:48,280
Speaker 1: On so so that they can go to the cats

1043
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:51,800
Speaker 1: Cohen at Katsa Cohen. There you go. I do the

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Speaker 1: Instagram Twitter that all gag for it. So listen. UM,

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Speaker 1: I mean that's crazy. I guess you guys should come

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Speaker 1: I'm so embarrassed. I'm so embarrassed. I'm so embarrassed. We're

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