1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:04,360 Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of trend 2 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:11,520 Speaker 1: Furky Little Little toe Ferky rep from Vanadium Silver on 3 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:16,000 Speaker 1: the discord. My name is Jack O'Brian and I'm thrilled 4 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:19,320 Speaker 1: to be joined in our second seat for today is 5 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:22,960 Speaker 1: trending episode by a very funny comedian, actor, writer improviser 6 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:26,480 Speaker 1: whose podcast is rebrand and who's got a new special 7 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:29,000 Speaker 1: coming up. His current special, Spiritually Filthy, you should go 8 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:30,440 Speaker 1: check out, but he's got a new one coming up 9 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:32,000 Speaker 1: called a Timeless Masterpiece. 10 00:00:32,479 --> 00:00:35,240 Speaker 2: He's just nosegrinded into the zoom. 11 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:40,320 Speaker 3: It's mort Burn whatater lots up? Dudes, Yes, thank you, 12 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:41,720 Speaker 3: that's that's actually correct. 13 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:42,000 Speaker 2: I could. 14 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:44,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, I was a big nose grinder, you know, I learned. 15 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,080 Speaker 3: I learned Nolli knows grinds. That was a big highlight, 16 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:47,960 Speaker 3: skate highlight for me. 17 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:51,840 Speaker 1: Dolly, Nolli knows grints. Yeah, Nlli knows grinds. Yeah yeah, 18 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:54,320 Speaker 1: Well so the kids used to call me Dolly. 19 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:56,840 Speaker 2: How are you? I'll do a great man. It's the 20 00:00:56,920 --> 00:01:00,920 Speaker 2: slowest news news time of the year. That's why you 21 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:01,320 Speaker 2: called you. 22 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:03,720 Speaker 3: Guys called me in because you were like, who knows 23 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:05,320 Speaker 3: almost nothing about politics? 24 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:06,360 Speaker 2: Let's get more than here. 25 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:10,440 Speaker 1: Who could who could just come in and fucking kill time. 26 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:14,399 Speaker 1: This episode starts and Brian the editor is already making 27 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:17,920 Speaker 1: the stretch. It's just like, yeah, but we're thrilled to 28 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:21,880 Speaker 1: have you here. We're gonna do a little Thanksgiving trending update. Uh, 29 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,560 Speaker 1: and then we will have an episode coming out on 30 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:28,360 Speaker 1: Black Friday Special Black Friday Up with Amy Miller, the 31 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:32,000 Speaker 1: wonderful Amy Miller. It's been too long, but right now 32 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:34,440 Speaker 1: more we want to talk about. It's still it's the 33 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:38,039 Speaker 1: day before Thanksgiving. We're all we're all rushing out to 34 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:42,080 Speaker 1: the store to get get our birds. And you might 35 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:47,760 Speaker 1: notice a little different this year. You don't say more 36 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:48,840 Speaker 1: expensive this year. 37 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:52,639 Speaker 2: Oh that's it. That is that good? I can't remember. 38 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:54,040 Speaker 2: I like that, so I can't. 39 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:56,720 Speaker 1: We like when the line so it is good because 40 00:01:56,760 --> 00:02:01,360 Speaker 1: here in America we like when line go up corporations and. 41 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:04,480 Speaker 2: We don't give a fuck about people and human beings. 42 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:08,200 Speaker 1: So mine is my line is God is God, and 43 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:12,080 Speaker 1: line go up for So there they're saying that this 44 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,519 Speaker 1: is mostly driven by feed. 45 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:18,799 Speaker 2: So so apparently you got to feed these little fuckers, you. 46 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:23,760 Speaker 1: Know, feed them, and feed is apparently a complicated like 47 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:27,880 Speaker 1: it's a combination of you know, vitamins and blah blah blah, 48 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:29,240 Speaker 1: you know, different different things. 49 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:31,079 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. 50 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:34,280 Speaker 1: I'm just going to keep listing, listing vague things to 51 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:35,720 Speaker 1: to stretch this out. 52 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:37,360 Speaker 3: Can we just can't we just torture them until they 53 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:37,800 Speaker 3: get fat? 54 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:43,520 Speaker 1: Doesn't that it's designed by a nutritionist though, like every 55 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:46,000 Speaker 1: every poultry farm has their nutritionists. 56 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:48,440 Speaker 2: That's like, we're gonna tweak. 57 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:51,519 Speaker 1: The formula a little bit this year, but the tariffs, 58 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:53,840 Speaker 1: a lot of that ship has to be imported, and 59 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:57,280 Speaker 1: the tariffs are making the feed more expensive and therefore 60 00:02:57,280 --> 00:03:02,000 Speaker 1: our dang birds more expensive, I personally, so we covered 61 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:06,880 Speaker 1: this same story as it related to candy bars around Halloween. 62 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:12,760 Speaker 1: The ingredients, specifically the chocolate, the ingredients that make chocolate 63 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:16,040 Speaker 1: have to be imported, and you know, they were ahead 64 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:21,320 Speaker 1: of that one. So fortunately they made some adjustments on 65 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:24,720 Speaker 1: their end to reduce the chocolate in their chocolate. 66 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:26,560 Speaker 2: Good key, just. 67 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:30,799 Speaker 1: The sugar up to be like it'll be so sugar, 68 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:35,000 Speaker 1: it will be so high that they can't even notice 69 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:37,320 Speaker 1: that there's no chocolate in these chocolate bars. It's just 70 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:38,640 Speaker 1: like a brown gel. 71 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:41,360 Speaker 3: Do that or tune in next year when a Snickers 72 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:44,680 Speaker 3: is forty thousand dollars option, or they could take a 73 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:47,240 Speaker 3: slightly lower profit margin. 74 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:49,960 Speaker 2: But I will know that I don't like that one. 75 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:51,640 Speaker 2: We don't like that one that. 76 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:57,560 Speaker 1: Sideways, and we do not like the line go sideways. 77 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:01,400 Speaker 1: But yeah, according to this article, animal feed makes up 78 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:04,920 Speaker 1: sixty to seventy percent of producers operating costs. Each farmer 79 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:08,640 Speaker 1: has their own special feed mixture, usually prepared by nutrition 80 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:12,920 Speaker 1: as Most include minerals, vitamins, other ingredients imported from abroad. 81 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:18,200 Speaker 1: Those ingredients have recently been hit by tariffs imposed furniture. 82 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:21,359 Speaker 1: We don't like to say that because that makes that 83 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:26,560 Speaker 1: just kind of dampens the vibe and dark magic to it. 84 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:31,000 Speaker 1: But anyways, I feel like this one will be harder 85 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:36,280 Speaker 1: to tell, you know, like when they lower the quality 86 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:39,280 Speaker 1: of the feed that's going into the turkeys. Like I'm 87 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:42,080 Speaker 1: sure it'll just be like I don't I don't think 88 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:44,160 Speaker 1: it'll be. I forget which movie it is, but they 89 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:47,000 Speaker 1: like cut into the turkey and just like the clouy 90 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:52,159 Speaker 1: gas comes out the flights. I doubt that will specifically happen. 91 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:54,520 Speaker 1: I'm assuming it'll just be a lower quality of like 92 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:56,520 Speaker 1: nutrition and hardiness. 93 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:58,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll have this well, so it'll be great because 94 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:00,080 Speaker 3: we'll have this condition where all of a sudden and 95 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,680 Speaker 3: people are like, that's weird, I'm allergic to turkey, And 96 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:06,320 Speaker 3: then everyone over sixty will go everybody who's young is 97 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,479 Speaker 3: so weak. 98 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:12,480 Speaker 1: It's just that they've been giving the turkeys the feed 99 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:13,760 Speaker 1: equivalent of dirt weed. 100 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:17,080 Speaker 2: You know, Yeah, bad pot for the turkeys. 101 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:19,320 Speaker 3: Although I will say this, the only people this works 102 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:22,320 Speaker 3: out for is my family, which I thought my wife 103 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:24,479 Speaker 3: thought I was crazy when I filled our house with 104 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:26,920 Speaker 3: hundreds of chickens this year to sell to our neighbors. 105 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:30,120 Speaker 2: But look, he's laughing out You're sitting on all those 106 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:30,960 Speaker 2: damned chickens. 107 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,840 Speaker 1: I will say, if they lower the quality of turkey, 108 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:38,479 Speaker 1: I feel like one person we can or one entity 109 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:41,400 Speaker 1: we can bet will not notice. As the mainstream media 110 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,560 Speaker 1: in the United States like that, I feel like we're 111 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:46,920 Speaker 1: really ill prepared for like all the shrink flation and 112 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:49,120 Speaker 1: like all the ways that life is going to become 113 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:54,120 Speaker 1: like incrementally shittier every year under the Trump administration, and 114 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:57,440 Speaker 1: in this like worsening economy where we're completely you know, 115 00:05:57,520 --> 00:06:02,680 Speaker 1: decoupled from corporations. Is that like nobody like there's not really. 116 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:04,840 Speaker 1: I can't think of a place where I would go 117 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:08,560 Speaker 1: to like get a consumer report on like anybody else. 118 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:10,520 Speaker 2: Notice the turkey sucked shit this year. 119 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:13,120 Speaker 1: It was just like rib Their ribs were what they 120 00:06:13,279 --> 00:06:15,920 Speaker 1: kind of seemed like elon musk, like they had a lot. 121 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,880 Speaker 1: Their ribs were just wire so they looked big, but 122 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,600 Speaker 1: they had no meat on them. 123 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:25,039 Speaker 3: Yeah, like does anybody else's turkey? Was it glowing and 124 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:28,280 Speaker 3: it tastes like oil, kind of like it's not good. 125 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:32,400 Speaker 2: It coughed when you cut into it. Being of turkey. 126 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:37,159 Speaker 1: The White House Turkey pardon, of course, a dumb story 127 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:42,479 Speaker 1: that is gobbled up every year, was especially unhinged this year. 128 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:46,279 Speaker 1: Donald Trump took the opportunity to ramble about Chicago crime, 129 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:52,039 Speaker 1: calling Governor JB. Prisper a fat slob, while also insisting 130 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,880 Speaker 1: he doesn't comment on people's weight. 131 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:56,799 Speaker 2: So you know, off to a good start. Yeah. 132 00:06:57,080 --> 00:07:00,320 Speaker 1: He also said that when I first saw their paytures 133 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,680 Speaker 1: about the turkeys, I thought we should send them, Well, 134 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:04,880 Speaker 1: I shouldn't say this. I was gonna call them Chuck 135 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:07,279 Speaker 1: and Nancy, But then I realized I would be pardoning them. 136 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,840 Speaker 1: I would never pardon those two people. I wouldn't pardon them. 137 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:13,080 Speaker 1: I wouldn't care what Milania had told me. 138 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:15,400 Speaker 2: Darling. I think it would be nice. 139 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:17,840 Speaker 1: Thing to do. I won't do it, darling. I just 140 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:21,760 Speaker 1: I love his little imaginary dialogue with his wife because 141 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:26,760 Speaker 1: it's just sorry, yeah, ten years it's I don't believe it. 142 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,520 Speaker 1: I don't believe that they've ever called each other darling. 143 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:32,480 Speaker 3: She kept talking about what a beautiful body I had 144 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:35,040 Speaker 3: and how she was completely attracted to me sexually. 145 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:38,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, she was repulsed by my weird neck and butt. 146 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:40,320 Speaker 1: It it reminds me of like all those stories you 147 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,520 Speaker 1: would tell where he'd be like in these generals, big 148 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:45,720 Speaker 1: strong guys would come up to me with tears in 149 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:49,040 Speaker 1: their eyes and they'd say, sir, sir, you're the greatest. 150 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:52,800 Speaker 2: You're you're strong and virile. There was no there was 151 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:56,440 Speaker 2: no sexual tension at all. Come on, man, come on, 152 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:57,560 Speaker 2: let's see. 153 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,960 Speaker 1: He also said these were the first ever certified mom 154 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:03,760 Speaker 1: like make America Healthy Again turkeys, but then added, I 155 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:05,800 Speaker 1: don't know if I agree with that, So maybe he 156 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:08,360 Speaker 1: was saying like his past turkeys were just were just 157 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:12,040 Speaker 1: as good. But he said this about because he kind 158 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:15,120 Speaker 1: of commented on the feed thing he said, they've been 159 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:18,239 Speaker 1: fattened on a steady diet of grass beef to allow 160 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:20,760 Speaker 1: the smoothies and all the other things that they've been 161 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:23,800 Speaker 1: eating for this occasion. This was a really big occasion, 162 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:27,040 Speaker 1: and they've eaten every fattening food that you can eat. 163 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:31,240 Speaker 2: Do turkeys eat beef? Is that part of That's what's 164 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:34,079 Speaker 2: going on That feels weird to me. I do think 165 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,360 Speaker 2: it's a little funny that he said smoothie only because 166 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:39,280 Speaker 2: I'm picturing little tiny chicken smoothies, which is yeah, it 167 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:40,800 Speaker 2: is cute. It's cute. 168 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:43,760 Speaker 1: The guy's got an eye for a cartoon. He doesn't 169 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:48,320 Speaker 1: have an eye eye for like authentic happily married person dialogue, 170 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:51,560 Speaker 1: but he can create a cartoon, which is what I 171 00:08:51,559 --> 00:08:53,520 Speaker 1: think is going on in his head at all times. 172 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:55,240 Speaker 2: Be good body, shame of the best of them. That's 173 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,400 Speaker 2: what's He. 174 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:59,600 Speaker 1: Went from questioning if the turkeys will attack him, claiming 175 00:08:59,679 --> 00:09:03,640 Speaker 1: that millions of criminals poured into our country, you know, 176 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:06,720 Speaker 1: just standard Trump stuff, and then apparently one of the 177 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:09,840 Speaker 1: turkeys was like went missing, so there might just be 178 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:11,400 Speaker 1: a turkey running around the White House. 179 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:11,640 Speaker 2: Now. 180 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:14,160 Speaker 3: It is fun how half the shit it either is 181 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:17,000 Speaker 3: a terrible nightmare or it turns into a children's book. 182 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:20,119 Speaker 2: Those are the two options. 183 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:24,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, and then people are being abducted and 184 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:26,840 Speaker 1: taking away from their families and all that good shit. 185 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:30,680 Speaker 1: I will say, just on the subject of just things 186 00:09:30,679 --> 00:09:34,160 Speaker 1: falling apart and the White House seeming to be a 187 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:36,920 Speaker 1: chaotic mess. Did you see I think it happened a 188 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:40,800 Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago, but apparently Trump put up a 189 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:43,480 Speaker 1: sign outside the Oval Office that was just printed on 190 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:47,080 Speaker 1: some printer paper and says the Oval Office and like 191 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:51,520 Speaker 1: bright gold live, laugh, love cheesecake factory font. 192 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:53,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so good. 193 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,960 Speaker 3: I love it when his behavior is exactly identical to 194 00:09:57,480 --> 00:10:01,200 Speaker 3: your weird horder neighbor, you know, like that's such a 195 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,800 Speaker 3: somebody is doing. Somebody is about to have a psychotic 196 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:06,720 Speaker 3: break if they're taping paper to the outside of their house. 197 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:12,480 Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, it looks like some ship that would be 198 00:10:12,559 --> 00:10:15,600 Speaker 1: like a White House themed party at a sorority would 199 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:16,520 Speaker 1: put up. You know. 200 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,640 Speaker 2: It's literally just. 201 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:22,560 Speaker 1: Three pieces of printer paper with the Oval and Office 202 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:26,880 Speaker 1: printed out, and yeah it's funny. 203 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:30,400 Speaker 3: And the half like half wine mom and half the 204 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:31,280 Speaker 3: shining you know. 205 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:36,120 Speaker 1: M hmm, Yeah, exactly a spokesperson who has asked about 206 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:40,160 Speaker 1: it said the President selected the swoopy found himself. He's 207 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:44,600 Speaker 1: personally and very involved in these beautification projects, and. 208 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:49,280 Speaker 2: They call that a beautification. Beautification projects. Oh that's so good. 209 00:10:49,559 --> 00:10:52,760 Speaker 1: Straight up printing shit on printer paper and taping it 210 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:59,000 Speaker 1: to the outside of the White House. It's kind of wild, 211 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:03,120 Speaker 1: that's all good. Yeah, I feel like it is kind 212 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:06,280 Speaker 1: of you know, it's bad because everybody has to, like, 213 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:10,320 Speaker 1: you know, have less money and be in fear for 214 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:13,559 Speaker 1: our safety. But I do just like wonder. I think 215 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:17,800 Speaker 1: the last time we had someone's brain melting, I can't 216 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:18,440 Speaker 1: even remember. 217 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:19,480 Speaker 2: Oh it was Biden. 218 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:25,040 Speaker 1: Brain melting, but like he was protected by a cadre 219 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:28,719 Speaker 1: of like, you know, people who are like, first of all, 220 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:31,079 Speaker 1: I don't think he wanted to be doing anything. 221 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:34,040 Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, he was sleepy. At least he was sleepy. Yeah. 222 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:37,079 Speaker 3: Yeah, this guy's got just a surplus of energy and 223 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:38,600 Speaker 3: no handlers. 224 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:42,240 Speaker 1: And yes, exactly, and his handlers are right the sort 225 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,440 Speaker 1: of people who would be like, yes, sir, right away, 226 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:48,839 Speaker 1: Sarah Kinko, sir, we'll get we'll get that sign up 227 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:49,520 Speaker 1: on the double. 228 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:52,480 Speaker 3: How about we frame him and put him inside? No, no, 229 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:57,000 Speaker 3: frame paper tacked to the front of the plant. No, 230 00:11:57,440 --> 00:12:00,439 Speaker 3: like you would get convicted from your Los Angeles apartment 231 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:00,960 Speaker 3: for doing this. 232 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:03,520 Speaker 2: Yes, you would, you absolutely would? 233 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:07,800 Speaker 1: You like? This is a homeowner's association would never allow 234 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:09,480 Speaker 1: this sort of shit, dude. 235 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:12,760 Speaker 3: We Okay, I put my recycling out at three pm, 236 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:15,880 Speaker 3: and I got a note from the neighbors on my 237 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,800 Speaker 3: trash can that I wasn't supposed to out put it 238 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:19,160 Speaker 3: out until six pm. 239 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:21,120 Speaker 2: This is a in the place where it's supposed to be. 240 00:12:21,559 --> 00:12:23,720 Speaker 3: Yes, but they would arrest me if I started taping 241 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:24,920 Speaker 3: shit to the front of my place. 242 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:28,800 Speaker 2: This is the oval office. Basically. All right, let's take 243 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:30,320 Speaker 2: you a quick break. We'll come back. We'll talk about 244 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:42,280 Speaker 2: some pop culture. We'll be right back under her back. 245 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,280 Speaker 2: And Martin, are you a Wicked fan? 246 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:46,080 Speaker 1: Uh? 247 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:48,640 Speaker 3: You know this is interesting. I haven't seen My mom 248 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:52,720 Speaker 3: just recommended it Wicked for Good. Yeah, I haven't seen it. 249 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:55,720 Speaker 3: My mom just recommended it. So this is a apropos timing. 250 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:59,360 Speaker 3: She recommended Wicked for Good. Oh that's the new one, right, 251 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,959 Speaker 3: See I didn't know too. Yes, yeah, because yeah, they 252 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:03,920 Speaker 3: split them on our ass. 253 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:07,640 Speaker 1: It dropped last weekend, and we do like to pay 254 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:11,360 Speaker 1: attention to the box office here, and it made one 255 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:14,439 Speaker 1: hundred and fifty million dollars in North America two hundred 256 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:18,319 Speaker 1: and twenty six million worldwide, broke all sorts of records, 257 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:23,319 Speaker 1: the third biggest all time opening for any musical behind 258 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:25,920 Speaker 1: The Lion King and Beauty and the Beast, which, you know, 259 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:28,160 Speaker 1: how are you going to compete with that? But the 260 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:31,760 Speaker 1: second biggest three day opening of twenty twenty five after 261 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:36,920 Speaker 1: a Minecraft movie. And putting those two movies together, I 262 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,920 Speaker 1: was like, look, because I was looking at the Wicked 263 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:42,520 Speaker 1: movie poster, which is like purple versus green, Like those 264 00:13:42,559 --> 00:13:45,840 Speaker 1: are the big color, you know, Glinda is on the 265 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:48,320 Speaker 1: purple side, and then the green is obviously the Wicked 266 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:52,080 Speaker 1: Witch Alpha bah, And I was like, I feel like 267 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:55,480 Speaker 1: there's a change. Like back back when we were cracked, 268 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:58,480 Speaker 1: I would, uh, we had this thing about how all 269 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:03,560 Speaker 1: modern movies, like after Michael Bay and like the Transformers movies, 270 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:07,560 Speaker 1: just everything turned blue and orange for a long time. 271 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,840 Speaker 1: And now I feel like we've entered a like green 272 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:14,360 Speaker 1: and purple and pink era in the world of movies, 273 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:17,480 Speaker 1: like the all the hit movies, like looking back at 274 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:20,320 Speaker 1: the Super Mario Brothers movie, like there's a lot of 275 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:24,720 Speaker 1: like purple and green, and wicked Minecraft is like a 276 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:28,000 Speaker 1: lot of green and like pink. And I'm just wondering, 277 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:30,880 Speaker 1: like not to get too deep into color theories, since 278 00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:34,920 Speaker 1: I don't understand shit about it, but it does feel 279 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:37,480 Speaker 1: like it does feel like, yeah, well I don't understand 280 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:40,040 Speaker 1: color theory. I do like that speech that Meryl Streep 281 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,680 Speaker 1: gives in the Devilwares product where she talks about how 282 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:46,560 Speaker 1: uh you're of course referring to Cerulian and like how 283 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:50,360 Speaker 1: you know that traces the influence of like that color 284 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:54,080 Speaker 1: across the world of fashion, and how like it's now 285 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:57,720 Speaker 1: made its way down to the bargain basement like place 286 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:01,280 Speaker 1: where you bought your shit sweater the course of many years. 287 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:05,520 Speaker 1: But I do think it's interesting that we're like there, 288 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:08,840 Speaker 1: we might be in a new, a new world of 289 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:12,640 Speaker 1: these colors. So I'm just calling it up. See if 290 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:15,360 Speaker 1: you if you see it anywhere, ask if you see 291 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:18,280 Speaker 1: it anywhere, and tell it tell Zeke, and keep keep 292 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:20,800 Speaker 1: an eye out for purples and greens. 293 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:22,160 Speaker 2: Keep peeping. I look two things. 294 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,720 Speaker 3: First of all, I'm very glad there's not film footage 295 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:26,520 Speaker 3: of me pushing children out of the way to get 296 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:28,920 Speaker 3: in the line for the Minecraft movie. Thank god, you know, 297 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,560 Speaker 3: were you into it? Yeah, I mean not my proudest moment. 298 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:35,440 Speaker 3: Yeah I was pushing toddlers. No, I didn't see. But yeah, 299 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,160 Speaker 3: well I've been saying for a while that movies turned 300 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:40,800 Speaker 3: into video games, and video games turned into movies, right, 301 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:44,040 Speaker 3: So like John Wick, God Bless is just a video game, 302 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,600 Speaker 3: you know, But then if you look like the Operative Time, 303 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:49,480 Speaker 3: that's like a fantasy film. And these are very all 304 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:52,760 Speaker 3: these colors, very childlike, very video gaming the very like. 305 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:55,680 Speaker 3: I think nobody wants to be an adult, because no, 306 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:59,120 Speaker 3: the number one adult is taping paper to the outside. 307 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:04,400 Speaker 2: Of our co sucks like I sucks, like barn. Yeah. 308 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, so we all want to be treated like eleven 309 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:07,960 Speaker 3: year olds and that which is fine, And that's what 310 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,360 Speaker 3: the that's these colors scream to me. This is like, 311 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:13,720 Speaker 3: this is like a very kind of young preteen girl 312 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:14,960 Speaker 3: color scheme, which I'm down for. 313 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:15,800 Speaker 2: Yeah. 314 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:20,040 Speaker 1: Brian the Editor shared the color wheel and pointed out 315 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,720 Speaker 1: that they might have just moved everything a click to 316 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:26,120 Speaker 1: the left. They're just like, okay, we're gonna try these. 317 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,200 Speaker 2: They like left it to Ai, and Ai got lazy 318 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:31,080 Speaker 2: they're like, I don't know, pink, who gives a shit? 319 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:34,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm sure there's some Barbie influence in there. 320 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,800 Speaker 1: Like the Minecraft movie, Jason Momoa is wearing like a 321 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,840 Speaker 1: bright pink jacket the whole time, Like, you know, I 322 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:43,600 Speaker 1: feel like so much money goes into these movies and 323 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:44,320 Speaker 1: you're always. 324 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:47,240 Speaker 2: Like who who's getting paid? Like how, And then you 325 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,000 Speaker 2: see the credits at the end of the movie, You're like, 326 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:51,840 Speaker 2: holy shit, there's so many people, Like I think there 327 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:55,920 Speaker 2: are people whose job it is to just be like, Okay, 328 00:16:56,000 --> 00:17:00,480 Speaker 2: so actually this movie is gonna tank shit if if 329 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,200 Speaker 2: we don't turn that yellow jacket into a pink jacket. 330 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:06,399 Speaker 2: And I think they're probably not totally wrong, but like. 331 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:09,880 Speaker 3: Yes, if we don't turn that into a pink jacket, 332 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:12,800 Speaker 3: mort Burk's not gonna buy it and make love to 333 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:13,439 Speaker 3: his wife in it. 334 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,800 Speaker 1: Call me Jason my MOA K Pop Demon Hunters is 335 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:21,520 Speaker 1: a very purple and pink movie, I will say, and 336 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:27,240 Speaker 1: she just completely took off did incredibly well. So I'm 337 00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:29,879 Speaker 1: just saying this is obviously a very easy one to 338 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:34,479 Speaker 1: just cherry pick, but it's probably why Oppenheimer wears purple 339 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:35,800 Speaker 1: and pink exclusively. 340 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,520 Speaker 2: The whole movie. Yeah, I think I think I might 341 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:39,520 Speaker 2: have that detail wrong. 342 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:43,040 Speaker 1: So anyways, I'm putting this out there less is a 343 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:45,000 Speaker 1: thing that I have a bunch of evidence for them, 344 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,720 Speaker 1: more just to hear any any color theorists out there. 345 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:50,040 Speaker 2: Well, what do y'all hear? What do you see? What 346 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:50,480 Speaker 2: you got? 347 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:53,680 Speaker 1: You got your ear to the street, and let's see 348 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:56,720 Speaker 1: what else we want to talk about. Carolyn Levitt uh 349 00:17:56,760 --> 00:18:00,800 Speaker 1: the spokesperson for the White House. She is being asked 350 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:04,760 Speaker 1: about the fact that the mother of her so her 351 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:10,840 Speaker 1: brother's baby, mama like they you know, not, they're not together, 352 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:13,959 Speaker 1: but she just got arrested by ICE and is in 353 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,439 Speaker 1: the process of being deported. And Ice is saying that, like, 354 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:22,000 Speaker 1: this woman has like a criminal record, and her lawyers 355 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,719 Speaker 1: are like, she actually doesn't. She has no criminal record whatsoever. 356 00:18:26,359 --> 00:18:28,600 Speaker 1: A quote I don't know where that is coming from. 357 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,160 Speaker 1: Show us the proof, there's no charges out there. She's 358 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:34,720 Speaker 1: not a criminal, illegal alien. Yes, and also even if 359 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:37,119 Speaker 1: she did, she does not deserve to be abducted from 360 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:41,960 Speaker 1: aductive suppose. Yeah, I just I'm putting this story out 361 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,520 Speaker 1: there because I think it's worth paying attention to, because 362 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:49,439 Speaker 1: it's definitely within the scope of possibility that like Trump 363 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:53,760 Speaker 1: connected people would be using ice as their own personal 364 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:58,640 Speaker 1: Like you know, my brother has a disagreement with the 365 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:02,399 Speaker 1: mother of his child and like you know, custody stuff 366 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:05,760 Speaker 1: is fucked up or whatever, so it would be convenient 367 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,359 Speaker 1: if she went away, like we've seen them do that. 368 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:12,800 Speaker 1: We've seen I think Steven Miller's wife in a like 369 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:15,959 Speaker 1: debate on TV tell somebody that they should get their 370 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,760 Speaker 1: papers in order because they were going to be targeted 371 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:22,439 Speaker 1: just for like beaten, you know, winning the debate. So 372 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,439 Speaker 1: this is more message to the journalists out there, maybe 373 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:27,800 Speaker 1: maybe keep an eye on this one. It feels like 374 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:31,320 Speaker 1: they did it right before the slow news Thanksgiving weekend, 375 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:34,600 Speaker 1: but they trot out three turkeys as a distraction, but 376 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:42,639 Speaker 1: they can't help but say ye, mister gobble gobbles in 377 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:48,920 Speaker 1: the bathroom. And finally, uh, we've moved on. American Eagle 378 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:52,720 Speaker 1: has moved on from Sydney Sweeney even they like everybody 379 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:55,440 Speaker 1: in their response to the Sydney Sweeney ad campaign, where 380 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:58,600 Speaker 1: like this was actually a win for them and like 381 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:02,480 Speaker 1: the fact that people thought it wasn't cool was actually 382 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:06,760 Speaker 1: like just proves that they're stupid and American Eagle seems 383 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:09,840 Speaker 1: to have moved on to Martha Stewart. They're just like, yeah, 384 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:13,000 Speaker 1: we're we're gonna try and do a Jeen's ad that 385 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:16,400 Speaker 1: doesn't start making people think about eugenics. 386 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:20,080 Speaker 3: So which, really, that's that's like such a low bar 387 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:21,360 Speaker 3: for your ass. 388 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:24,240 Speaker 2: It's it's like the number one thing to check off 389 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:24,640 Speaker 2: your list. 390 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:28,120 Speaker 3: I feel, yeah, yeah, try not to bring up genetic prejudices, 391 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:28,920 Speaker 3: you psychos. 392 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, it's they're they're moving it along the hook. 393 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:35,480 Speaker 1: Seems to be what would Martha do? And then she's 394 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,800 Speaker 1: just like in an all denim room for some reason. 395 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:42,800 Speaker 1: But it's weird also that American Eagle is so outs, 396 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:45,880 Speaker 1: so like they're they're like, Okay, what's our next American 397 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:48,800 Speaker 1: Eagle campaign? Like I don't remember you guys having a 398 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:55,479 Speaker 1: campaign before this was down stores anymore. Yeah, Like I 399 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:59,800 Speaker 1: haven't seen anyone where or talk about American Eagles since 400 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:03,040 Speaker 1: like malls were a thing, a place where people hung out. 401 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, it just seems like all these things are like 402 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:08,400 Speaker 3: giant money laundering schemes, like all right, we gotta get 403 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,399 Speaker 3: we gotta clean up one hundred million dollars. Let's pretend 404 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:15,160 Speaker 3: like American Eagle still exists. I feel like that might 405 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:15,960 Speaker 3: be what's going on. 406 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:19,159 Speaker 1: All right, that's gonna do it for us on this 407 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:22,600 Speaker 1: Wednesday afternoon back on Friday with a whole last episode 408 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:25,560 Speaker 1: of the show, a little Black Friday episode even less 409 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,399 Speaker 1: full of news than this than this episode, if you 410 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:29,000 Speaker 1: can believe it. 411 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:32,199 Speaker 2: Until then? More, where can people find you? Follow you 412 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:33,200 Speaker 2: all that good stuff? 413 00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:36,560 Speaker 3: Yeah at Mort Burke, I'm posting sketches and stuff on Instagram. 414 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:39,359 Speaker 3: One here you go, Jack popped right off, popped the 415 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:44,120 Speaker 3: fuck off. Don't miss that two hundred and forty thousand views. 416 00:21:44,119 --> 00:21:45,760 Speaker 3: Oh doctor, everything's coming better. 417 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:47,320 Speaker 2: You better go watch that shit. 418 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:50,720 Speaker 1: You can be a Thanksgiving you can be getting drunk 419 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:53,080 Speaker 1: with your friends from high school and they're gonna be like, 420 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,760 Speaker 1: maybe like quoting the sketch, and you're not gonna know 421 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,320 Speaker 1: what the fuck they're talking about if you don't go 422 00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:01,560 Speaker 1: watch that right now exactly the new cow Bill mort 423 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:04,760 Speaker 1: and I'll be back on Friday with Amy Miller and 424 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,520 Speaker 1: we will talk to you all then. 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