WEBVTT - Ep. 58: Check Your Bugger Ducks at the Door 0:00:06.480 --> 0:00:08.440 Can I just sad? You know what's worse than muskie 0:00:08.480 --> 0:00:11.600 fishing all day and not catching any muskies? Uh? Must 0:00:11.680 --> 0:00:15.440 fishing all night catching which I've done a bunch of folks, 0:00:15.520 --> 0:00:18.880 you know, sitting in like some taco bellboard room being like, 0:00:19.160 --> 0:00:21.680 we're gonna get in on this sea boot salad market. 0:00:22.079 --> 0:00:24.320 Is this an X files or a real story? I've 0:00:24.720 --> 0:00:27.040 heard this before. I think it was squids though, or 0:00:27.120 --> 0:00:30.920 like jelly like blobs people say to me all the time. Lands. 0:00:31.160 --> 0:00:33.519 Your content cheers me up faster than the prozac guy 0:00:33.600 --> 0:00:40.559 swipe from my aunt Rudi's Linnen closet. Good morning, degenerate anglers, 0:00:40.680 --> 0:00:44.040 and welcome to Bent the Fishing podcast that has a 0:00:44.200 --> 0:00:47.440 question for you today. How do you feel about making 0:00:47.440 --> 0:00:52.760 a change? We fear change now I too fear change, 0:00:53.440 --> 0:00:55.240 but it is part of life. And it's with a 0:00:55.400 --> 0:00:59.240 sad heart that I have to inform you that this 0:00:59.400 --> 0:01:06.600 will be ailes Nulty's last show. Boo boo this man, Yes, 0:01:07.800 --> 0:01:13.800 this man, I deserve it. Sadly, Joe speaks the truth. 0:01:14.520 --> 0:01:18.960 While I can't think of anything more appropriate to start 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:22.240 my send off episode than a Wayne's World clip. In fact, 0:01:22.280 --> 0:01:25.080 the same, the fact that this will be my last 0:01:25.120 --> 0:01:28.399 episode as co host of this strange and layered show 0:01:28.480 --> 0:01:31.920 leaves me. I mean, I'll be honest, I feel sad. 0:01:32.040 --> 0:01:34.600 I'm feeling sad. I know I'm the depressing guy on 0:01:34.640 --> 0:01:37.400 this show. Like that's kind of my beat. But this 0:01:37.400 --> 0:01:40.280 one is, this is this is gonna be hard for me. Yeah, 0:01:40.360 --> 0:01:43.680 well me too. And look, we know this is abrupt 0:01:44.080 --> 0:01:48.160 right to to you the listen to you all, but 0:01:48.160 --> 0:01:50.160 but this is also it's also kind of life, right, 0:01:50.200 --> 0:01:52.520 Like that's just how shit happens. It's where you get 0:01:52.560 --> 0:01:56.360 six months of bailout notice from anybody in any gig. Um. 0:01:56.400 --> 0:01:58.160 But while the thought of you leaving like gives me 0:01:58.240 --> 0:02:01.160 the bubble guts, you're leaving meat eater for a cool 0:02:01.160 --> 0:02:03.680 gig and I am, I am truly happy for you. Um. 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:05.560 And as I recall, you're taking over is what the 0:02:05.560 --> 0:02:08.200 creative director of Salt life. And while I guiding on 0:02:08.240 --> 0:02:13.000 the side, you're close, You're actually really close. I'm I'm 0:02:13.040 --> 0:02:17.600 gonna spearhead a new spinoff that we're calling Soggy Sock Life. 0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:22.320 I think it's gonna be big, real big. It's huge. 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:25.960 It's good no for all the for all the time 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:27.720 that you have invested in the show and listening to 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:30.480 me drown on about fish kills and conservation efforts, you 0:02:30.520 --> 0:02:32.519 all deserve to know why one of the hosts is 0:02:32.560 --> 0:02:36.320 abandoning his post. The fact is that both Joe and 0:02:36.360 --> 0:02:40.440 I married women who are smarter and more successful than 0:02:40.520 --> 0:02:43.680 we are. Absolutely, it's one of the many things we 0:02:43.760 --> 0:02:47.640 have in common. And why as pissed as he is, 0:02:47.919 --> 0:02:50.520 and I know you were pissed, I also know that 0:02:50.560 --> 0:02:53.080 you can relate to my decision. Joe. My wife. My 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:56.280 wife was recently awarded a fellowship based in New Zealand, 0:02:56.919 --> 0:03:00.880 and as supportive as she has been of my I mean, 0:03:00.880 --> 0:03:02.880 I guess you could call it a career. This is 0:03:02.880 --> 0:03:05.600 a huge This is a huge opportunity for her and 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:08.720 for her career, and it means that our family gets 0:03:08.760 --> 0:03:12.360 to move there eventually, assuming anyone's ever allowed to travel 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:14.799 to New Zealand. Again. Yeah, well, I know you got 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:17.000 that hurdle will get over. But like New Zealand, dude, 0:03:17.000 --> 0:03:18.880 isn't that they're a huge trout that you catch once 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:20.640 a month. Isn't that how it works there? They're like 0:03:20.680 --> 0:03:24.160 really hard that I've heard that. Yeah, anyway, it is. 0:03:24.200 --> 0:03:25.799 It is true. I am pissed at you, but I 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:28.519 also know that your wife is smarter than you. We 0:03:28.520 --> 0:03:30.960 can at least agree on those two points. But the 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:35.360 real question remains, right, what happens to Bent? And the 0:03:35.440 --> 0:03:39.840 answer is nothing. Ben isn't going away. Bent presses on. 0:03:40.200 --> 0:03:42.760 But because I'm a believer in honesty and transparency with 0:03:42.800 --> 0:03:45.200 our valued listeners, I want to tell you straight up, 0:03:45.440 --> 0:03:49.920 ship might get a little jankie around here for a while. Okay, 0:03:50.320 --> 0:03:54.720 just be just gonna like, where where have we been 0:03:54.800 --> 0:03:58.240 for the past year? We work really hard to come 0:03:58.280 --> 0:04:01.240 across this jankie. Actually a lot goes in and we do, 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:05.280 so much goes into the jak oh. I have put 0:04:05.440 --> 0:04:08.760 Joe in a very unenviable position. Um, sorry, man, you're 0:04:08.880 --> 0:04:12.000 you're You're gonna scramble a bit. It's happened before. But 0:04:12.080 --> 0:04:14.440 if anyone can pull it off and keep the show going, 0:04:14.480 --> 0:04:19.440 it's you. As you know, I feel I feel conflict, 0:04:20.440 --> 0:04:23.520 I feel some shame, I feel guilt, I feel sadness. 0:04:23.640 --> 0:04:31.640 But you know New Zealand man, Yeah, I mean, look, 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:35.080 I take New Zealand over myself any day of the week, right, 0:04:35.160 --> 0:04:37.680 So I ain't mad at Jeremy. You know that but 0:04:37.720 --> 0:04:39.680 the fact of the matter is this is kind of 0:04:39.680 --> 0:04:41.800 a two man gig and we love it and we've 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:45.240 been having just an absolute blast putting this together. But 0:04:45.320 --> 0:04:48.159 to do what we do takes discipline, right. You have 0:04:48.240 --> 0:04:50.679 to be each other's wingman to crank out these segments 0:04:50.680 --> 0:04:52.760 and stay on top of your ship. So you know, 0:04:52.960 --> 0:04:55.880 like when when Goose objects into the canopy, like Maverick 0:04:55.960 --> 0:04:58.440 might need a minute to get her flying straight and 0:04:58.480 --> 0:05:02.039 true again. Just you know, he's got to compose himself. 0:05:02.480 --> 0:05:04.679 He's gonna tell Meg Ryan, he's got to make peace 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:07.359 with ice man decide if Cougar is good enough to 0:05:07.360 --> 0:05:10.160 have more than two lines a month. It's a freaking 0:05:10.240 --> 0:05:22.200 process anyway, you hate it, is what I've done. How 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:25.320 in the hell did Anthony Edwards get Meg Ryan? That 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:27.960 doesn't make any sense. Like whoever cast that was out 0:05:27.960 --> 0:05:31.760 of their frigging mind. And Meg Ryan, if you're listening, 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:34.000 how you tortured my young self? Thank you for everything? 0:05:34.880 --> 0:05:36.359 Who I see, who am I going to have to 0:05:36.400 --> 0:05:38.880 talk Meg Ryan with? Because she was super good looking 0:05:38.880 --> 0:05:42.080 and Joe verst about you know what I mean? And 0:05:42.160 --> 0:05:45.560 like she was so witty and smart in in when 0:05:45.600 --> 0:05:49.159 Harry met Sally like she was. She was all the things, 0:05:49.400 --> 0:05:53.599 all the things. Um. Anyway, man, I'm sorry for bailing. 0:05:53.640 --> 0:05:55.680 I don't know who you're gonna find a talk Meg 0:05:55.760 --> 0:05:58.120 Ryan with you, but I'm sure you'll find somebody. I 0:05:58.160 --> 0:06:00.800 don't envy you, but you're you're to be okay, Man. 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:03.200 I believe in the show. I believe in the concept 0:06:03.440 --> 0:06:05.800 most of all, I believe in you, and I know 0:06:05.880 --> 0:06:10.840 you have a plan. Yeah, sort of, sort of. We're 0:06:10.880 --> 0:06:13.479 We're lucky that we have so many regular contributors to 0:06:13.520 --> 0:06:15.240 lean on, right, people, you guys have come to know 0:06:15.320 --> 0:06:18.119 and enjoy on the show. Um, so some guest hosts 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:20.919 might be in order for a while. I'm still working 0:06:21.000 --> 0:06:23.840 out the bugs of this whole mess you've created. Um, 0:06:23.880 --> 0:06:25.520 But what I can tell you guys is that while 0:06:25.560 --> 0:06:27.640 I can't promise some things won't be a little different, 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:29.719 at least for a bit, I'm gonna do my best 0:06:29.760 --> 0:06:33.280 to maintain the core values and ethos of the Bent Podcast. 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:36.480 And no joke, I could actually use your input, right, 0:06:36.520 --> 0:06:38.680 You guys have never been shy about telling us what 0:06:38.800 --> 0:06:41.600 you like and don't like on this on this show, 0:06:41.680 --> 0:06:44.600 so this is sort of a semi blank canvas right, 0:06:44.640 --> 0:06:47.040 I'd like to have a full time co host. I 0:06:47.080 --> 0:06:49.680 think that's the long term goal. But your shoes are 0:06:49.680 --> 0:06:52.760 big shoes to fill, no joke, like, that's that's the truth. Uh, 0:06:52.800 --> 0:06:55.279 This show, like I said, takes work, dedication requires the 0:06:55.360 --> 0:06:57.880 right person. But hey, at the same time, you guys 0:06:57.880 --> 0:06:59.919 all tell me, like Bob the garbage man should just 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:02.520 be the co host or maybe someone else filling in 0:07:02.520 --> 0:07:05.800 a temporary slot just really resonates, shout it out like 0:07:05.880 --> 0:07:08.120 you might kind of sort of have some sway, is 0:07:08.160 --> 0:07:11.000 what I'm saying here. You've always kind of had some sway. 0:07:11.080 --> 0:07:12.920 You've always sort of kind of had some sway, and 0:07:12.960 --> 0:07:16.320 that continues even with the big change. The other thing 0:07:16.760 --> 0:07:18.560 is Joe and I don't we don't know every We 0:07:18.600 --> 0:07:21.040 do a lot of people. We don't know everybody, and 0:07:21.080 --> 0:07:24.320 we definitely don't listen to every fishing podcast out there. Right, 0:07:24.640 --> 0:07:28.360 we have talked about some folks, we have discussed this. Uh, 0:07:28.640 --> 0:07:31.200 we we've kicked around ideas for who might be able 0:07:31.200 --> 0:07:34.120 to hang full time. But they're very well could be 0:07:34.160 --> 0:07:38.520 someone else that you listeners I think might be perfect. 0:07:38.560 --> 0:07:42.720 And if so, email their name, address, and social Security 0:07:42.760 --> 0:07:46.080 number to the Bent Email let Joe know, so he 0:07:46.120 --> 0:07:48.280 can run a background check and make sure they have 0:07:48.320 --> 0:07:52.280 the minimum number of misdemeanors on their record. Yes, yes, 0:07:52.640 --> 0:07:54.200 you know, though, I am gonna have to ask you 0:07:54.240 --> 0:07:57.000 to please turn in all your thirteen Fishing deans and 0:07:57.040 --> 0:07:59.800 turos though, because I'm not I'm not even sure donkey 0:07:59.840 --> 0:08:02.200 saw us is legal in New Zealand. But regardless, I 0:08:02.320 --> 0:08:04.800 kind of need those because thirteen Fishing is still kind 0:08:04.800 --> 0:08:06.760 of our sponsor, and now I kind of can't lean 0:08:06.840 --> 0:08:08.800 on you to tell us how many gold eyes you're 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:12.000 whacking on their coconut crab, which sounds tropical but it's 0:08:12.040 --> 0:08:15.080 actually a super sweet, little soft plastic design for ice fish. 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:20.360 It's a good one, and you I'm keeping the coconut crabs. Okay, 0:08:20.600 --> 0:08:22.680 We'll work something out. You can have the big squirms 0:08:22.720 --> 0:08:25.080 every other weekend or something. We'll we'll work a deal, 0:08:25.120 --> 0:08:28.880 but you're not taking my coconut crabs anyway. Enough sad 0:08:28.960 --> 0:08:31.320 sack ship. Let's get back to doing what we do best. 0:08:31.960 --> 0:08:35.640 One last time. You probably have questions. I know Joe 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:38.240 has been questioning himself while losing sleep at night. I 0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:41.800 know I have been questioning every single life choice I've 0:08:41.800 --> 0:08:43.800 ever made while not even trying to pretend to sleep 0:08:43.800 --> 0:08:47.200 at night. But the show must go on, and here 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:50.120 we go. Recently we both sat down to fire some 0:08:50.240 --> 0:08:54.040 questions at our buddy and culinary rock star brad Leyone. 0:08:54.360 --> 0:08:57.840 Let's do trivia. You gotta be highly skilled for these shows. 0:08:57.840 --> 0:09:02.040 You understand that you well versed? Day are you very smart? Man? 0:09:03.400 --> 0:09:07.200 All right back with us today, chef extraordinary Buddy brad 0:09:07.280 --> 0:09:10.040 Leone to play trivia. How are you my friend? Good? 0:09:10.120 --> 0:09:13.160 Thank you boys, thanks for having me once again. Yeah, man, 0:09:13.400 --> 0:09:14.960 right on, right on. So we're gonna do We're gonna 0:09:14.960 --> 0:09:16.920 do a tribute today. You've been on before for covering Water, 0:09:16.960 --> 0:09:20.880 which is our rapid fire peppering of questions, um segment. 0:09:20.960 --> 0:09:23.000 This is more. We're gonna do bar room style today, 0:09:23.040 --> 0:09:26.160 like this is multiple choice, um, you know, barroom trivial 0:09:26.200 --> 0:09:31.280 pursuits style where we get really thoughtful. Yeah. And the 0:09:31.800 --> 0:09:34.760 beauty of our trivia there's there's there's nothing. You can't 0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:37.679 win anything. We don't have any prizes. I never win 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:40.960 any anything, guys, so don't worry about that. You know 0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:42.400 a lot of people have come on and been like, 0:09:42.400 --> 0:09:44.520 I'm terrible of this, and they they a sar. So 0:09:44.600 --> 0:09:46.079 I always try and do my best when I'm in 0:09:46.160 --> 0:09:48.480 charge of tribute to like really tailor these questions to 0:09:49.160 --> 0:09:51.520 the people that we have on. So I'm definitely going 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:55.240 more more culinary, but sticking to fish here. So, um, 0:09:55.280 --> 0:09:56.840 we'll fire him up, man, We'll see, We'll see how 0:09:56.880 --> 0:09:59.520 you do. We'll see how how I did and how 0:09:59.559 --> 0:10:03.040 we So if you're ready, here's question number one. Okay, 0:10:03.040 --> 0:10:06.440 So we've talked on this very show before about fugu, 0:10:06.559 --> 0:10:08.960 which some of our listeners will recall, is the puffer 0:10:08.960 --> 0:10:12.600 fish which contains a shipload of poisonous tetrodotoxin which can 0:10:12.679 --> 0:10:14.720 seriously mess you up, if not kill you, which is 0:10:14.720 --> 0:10:18.080 why only master chefs in Japan are allowed to clean 0:10:18.120 --> 0:10:22.280 and prepare this delicacy. Okay, So, however, after a five 0:10:22.360 --> 0:10:24.839 year battle with the Food and Drug Administration, Renown New 0:10:24.880 --> 0:10:29.360 York City chef Nobyashu Karaka was granted permission to import 0:10:29.400 --> 0:10:32.720 fugu to serve at his restaurant. Since then, how many 0:10:32.800 --> 0:10:36.280 other restaurants in the United States have been granted permission 0:10:36.280 --> 0:10:39.920 by the f d A to serve FuGO. Is it 0:10:40.080 --> 0:10:49.320 a zero, B, sixteen C or D four? That's a good, 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:55.440 great question, Joe, thank you, thank you, good job. Oh 0:10:55.559 --> 0:10:58.840 my god, I'm blushing. You got Sometimes my questions are terrible. 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:02.960 Think my gut answer wants to be zero, but I 0:11:02.960 --> 0:11:05.760 feel like maybe it's too obvious, but it's very U 0:11:05.960 --> 0:11:10.720 s d A. Uh. It's either zero or like sixteen 0:11:10.800 --> 0:11:14.720 or something like you said, let's go let's go zero. Man, 0:11:14.800 --> 0:11:19.679 you were better off with the sixteen the answer at 0:11:19.760 --> 0:11:24.120 last count, including his restaurant their seventeen restaurants United States 0:11:24.160 --> 0:11:28.120 that can serve fugu and interestingly twelve of the seventeen 0:11:28.200 --> 0:11:30.760 or New York City. Alright, blew it? You know what 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:33.920 I mean? It was either like shut it down or 0:11:33.960 --> 0:11:36.679 like listen, we like making money to you know, and 0:11:36.720 --> 0:11:39.200 like I should have went with the money. I assume. 0:11:39.320 --> 0:11:41.800 I assume obviously you've probably never prepared it. But have 0:11:41.880 --> 0:11:46.440 you eaten it? No? I have neither. Would you like 0:11:46.520 --> 0:11:49.480 is that interest you or is that like a tasting 0:11:49.520 --> 0:11:53.000 it or preparing it? Tasting it? Yeah? I would taste it. 0:11:54.040 --> 0:11:55.959 You just have to really trust dude who's given it 0:11:56.000 --> 0:11:57.440 to you. Yeah. I would have to go somewhere where 0:11:57.440 --> 0:12:00.079 it was like you know, I was whoever brought me 0:12:00.160 --> 0:12:02.839 there was like yeah, listen, like this is like chef 0:12:02.880 --> 0:12:04.719 blah blah blah, and like this is like this is 0:12:04.800 --> 0:12:06.480 legit like and then he was like hey, like it 0:12:06.600 --> 0:12:09.000 was like Indonedian there, and like you know, it was 0:12:09.040 --> 0:12:12.679 like everyone was on board with that, his credentials, his 0:12:12.760 --> 0:12:20.080 official food cutting Garden Circle. Okay, fu yeah, your Betty's 0:12:20.120 --> 0:12:22.319 Backyard d I y food. You're like, yeah, no, it's 0:12:22.320 --> 0:12:25.600 good man, I got it. What's the YouTube video? I 0:12:25.600 --> 0:12:29.480 totally got It's funny you bring up seven eleven fougu though, 0:12:29.480 --> 0:12:32.319 because it'll lead right into my next question, which the 0:12:32.800 --> 0:12:34.800 product of this one could also make you very sick. 0:12:35.080 --> 0:12:36.400 And I know when I had you one before. I 0:12:36.440 --> 0:12:38.040 know you're not a big fast food guy. But think 0:12:38.040 --> 0:12:40.400 of this more as a pop culture question and a 0:12:40.440 --> 0:12:43.480 fast food guy because people love to talk about discontinued 0:12:43.520 --> 0:12:46.920 fast food, like the Wapparrito and the Wendy's Superbar. Like 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:51.560 what you don't, guys remember the Wapparrito? Who made it? 0:12:52.000 --> 0:12:56.600 The burger King Burrito, the burger King Brito? When did 0:12:56.679 --> 0:12:59.800 this happen? Look this ship up online. There was McDonald's, 0:12:59.800 --> 0:13:02.440 p Pizza, Wendy's Super there was all. There's all kinds 0:13:02.440 --> 0:13:06.920 of fast foods that have come and gone. Spaghetti they 0:13:06.920 --> 0:13:10.360 did spaghetti for This is a real thing. This is 0:13:10.400 --> 0:13:13.800 a real thing, but so so because no, that's the 0:13:14.000 --> 0:13:16.920 I wasn't born for the spaghetti. I never had an opperrito. 0:13:17.480 --> 0:13:21.840 I passed on the Burger King yumbo. But anyway, we 0:13:21.920 --> 0:13:24.240 have to keep this semi fishy. So here's the question. 0:13:24.960 --> 0:13:28.800 Tell me which of the following is not is not 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:32.839 a legitimate discontinued fast food item? So one of these 0:13:33.080 --> 0:13:37.760 is fake? Is it a Taco bells seafood salad? Be 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:43.640 the McDonald's mc Lobster, c KFC's fish Snacker or d 0:13:44.240 --> 0:13:48.800 Sonics Cajun crab Tots. Dude, it's got to be the 0:13:48.800 --> 0:13:51.679 fish shall come on? Do you think do you think 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:59.120 that's the fake one? Sad? If that's not fake? And 0:13:59.679 --> 0:14:04.959 I about like I've done with them, like, so that's 0:14:05.000 --> 0:14:10.000 your answer talking about product that is totally legit though, 0:14:10.040 --> 0:14:15.360 that's a real one. To let me get sad salad 0:14:16.280 --> 0:14:20.000 in what country? The United States of America? I actually 0:14:20.000 --> 0:14:23.800 have backstory. But before we get to the backstory, miles 0:14:23.760 --> 0:14:26.440 any on the fake one, what's the fake one? Tell 0:14:26.520 --> 0:14:28.960 me it's the Sonic crab Tots. That's the fake one. 0:14:29.040 --> 0:14:31.760 That's the one that's pretty good though. I thought that 0:14:32.560 --> 0:14:35.160 was good. That was good. That's their best that they're 0:14:35.400 --> 0:14:39.120 that's probably the best idea of all. Like, hey, bro, 0:14:39.280 --> 0:14:40.720 you can have it, like if you want to, you 0:14:40.760 --> 0:14:42.400 have the power to go to Sonic and be like 0:14:42.440 --> 0:14:47.480 I want to do brad Leyonis Cajun Crab Tots signature series. 0:14:48.400 --> 0:14:51.720 Now I just want to find these. So here's a 0:14:51.760 --> 0:14:54.920 little So here's uh that I don't know. It was 0:14:54.960 --> 0:14:56.960 a very short right up, But here's a quick backstory. 0:14:57.400 --> 0:14:59.920 H The Taco Bell seafood salad went out very fast 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:04.360 because a whole shipload of people got food poisoning from that. Okay, Uh. 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:07.720 The McDonald's mclobster that was available in Canada and it 0:15:08.080 --> 0:15:10.160 claimed to be fresh caught main lobster, but it was 0:15:10.240 --> 0:15:12.840 so dirt cheap that it made people skeptical. It's like, 0:15:13.080 --> 0:15:15.640 how can you possibly be serving me fresh lobster on 0:15:15.680 --> 0:15:18.400 a bun for like four dollars? So that didn't last 0:15:18.440 --> 0:15:21.360 in My favorite, the KFC Fishnacker, was created a boost 0:15:21.400 --> 0:15:23.760 sales for Catholics during Lent and when it was released 0:15:23.760 --> 0:15:27.120 in the early two thousand's. The CEO famously asked the 0:15:27.160 --> 0:15:30.320 Pope to bless the sandwich, and the request was denied. 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:32.640 The Pope was like, I'm not blessing the KFC fish. 0:15:32.640 --> 0:15:38.240 Snecker sprised, what what what part? What are the what 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:40.040 are those things? So many of those things could have 0:15:40.040 --> 0:15:43.640 surprised you. Which of those layers did you fund? Surprising 0:15:43.840 --> 0:15:45.600 the Pope? I would have I would have thought he 0:15:45.600 --> 0:15:47.960 would have been like, yeah, I support this ship. I 0:15:48.000 --> 0:15:50.960 want more people to be Catholic, so yeah, whatever it 0:15:51.040 --> 0:15:54.520 takes KFC. He wouldn't even accept the sandwich. He wouldn't 0:15:54.520 --> 0:15:57.440 even like try the sandwich, not a little blessed. But 0:15:57.640 --> 0:15:59.720 I did. So this was this was a fun trivia. 0:15:59.800 --> 0:16:02.040 This was good. And my challenge to you, Brad would 0:16:02.080 --> 0:16:05.160 be you need you need to research that and like 0:16:05.360 --> 0:16:07.080 figure out what it was and then make a good 0:16:07.200 --> 0:16:10.040 version of that for us. Like I just can't get 0:16:10.080 --> 0:16:15.160 over the seafood salad from Taco Bell, Like a lot 0:16:15.160 --> 0:16:17.200 of people couldn't get over it. That's why they threw 0:16:17.240 --> 0:16:19.080 it back up and ship it back out after they 0:16:19.240 --> 0:16:22.880 ate it. And that went away. Man, I mean two 0:16:22.960 --> 0:16:27.520 things Taco Bell is known to do well seafood and salads. Right, 0:16:27.720 --> 0:16:30.480 Oh my goodness, man, I'm just blown away like a 0:16:30.520 --> 0:16:34.120 bunch of folks, you know, probably men, probably white guys, 0:16:34.520 --> 0:16:37.320 sitting in like some Taco Bell board room, being like, 0:16:37.560 --> 0:16:40.120 we're going to get in on this seafood salad market, 0:16:40.160 --> 0:16:44.680 you know, like it's just that's that's that's wild, that's wild. 0:16:44.840 --> 0:16:46.800 I should have known. I'm terrible. I told you I 0:16:46.800 --> 0:16:58.440 don't want anything. Not so long ago I mentioned I 0:16:58.480 --> 0:17:03.280 have not eaten Taco Bell and fifteen years. Remember this. Yeah, 0:17:03.560 --> 0:17:08.160 the regular like on menu food does not really appeal 0:17:08.200 --> 0:17:12.920 to me in any way. So Taco Bells seafood salad 0:17:13.040 --> 0:17:16.440 that that's actually nauseating to me, the thought of it. 0:17:16.640 --> 0:17:18.159 I know it is, but it's about to get a 0:17:18.200 --> 0:17:21.680 lot worse. Like you think you're nauseous. Now just wait, 0:17:21.760 --> 0:17:24.480 because I might have tipped off a certain contributor about 0:17:24.520 --> 0:17:27.040 your upcoming departure, and while I didn't ask him to 0:17:27.080 --> 0:17:30.080 record anything for the occasion, he kind of insisted. And 0:17:30.119 --> 0:17:33.520 at this point I can't afford to lose any more contributors, 0:17:33.560 --> 0:17:35.960 so I need to keep this person happy, That's what 0:17:36.000 --> 0:17:37.760 I'm saying. Of course you are, of course you are, 0:17:37.800 --> 0:17:42.600 and I I don't believe for a second, because I 0:17:42.640 --> 0:17:44.200 know who this is. I'm sure I do. I don't 0:17:44.240 --> 0:17:47.160 believe for a second that you didn't know you insisted 0:17:47.320 --> 0:17:50.240 on him recording something for this. Yes you did, Yes 0:17:50.280 --> 0:17:52.360 you did. You're getting back at me, and and it's 0:17:52.359 --> 0:17:54.879 my last day and you know aren't. Last day is 0:17:54.880 --> 0:17:56.920 supposed to be kind of like a cruise easy day. 0:17:57.000 --> 0:17:59.200 Is that we're supposed to do. No, No, I will 0:17:59.200 --> 0:18:01.680 not make this easy on you. We remain friends always, 0:18:01.680 --> 0:18:04.000 but I'm not gonna make this like a fun cherry sendoff. 0:18:04.000 --> 0:18:06.680 I'm happy for you and all, but also, like Hugh Man, 0:18:08.119 --> 0:18:12.240 just you know that's fair, That's that's fair, and I 0:18:12.359 --> 0:18:15.040 get it. But come, you couldn't just like just have 0:18:15.240 --> 0:18:21.680 Bob break me for a while and you can come 0:18:21.680 --> 0:18:23.879 in and yellow yell at Niles. You have to make 0:18:23.920 --> 0:18:25.639 me suffer through the worst part of the show. The 0:18:25.640 --> 0:18:28.399 worst thing we've ever done is like, this is like 0:18:28.440 --> 0:18:31.400 asking the custodian to toilet duck the men's room one 0:18:31.520 --> 0:18:35.359 last time on the way out. Can't we just awkwardly 0:18:35.440 --> 0:18:38.359 stand around the break room with cupcakes and lukewarm beers 0:18:38.359 --> 0:18:40.600 for twenty minutes and have Steve tell everyone to get 0:18:40.600 --> 0:18:42.920 back to work and call it good like everybody else. 0:18:43.520 --> 0:18:47.960 Consider this the awkward break room farewell address delivered by 0:18:48.000 --> 0:18:55.840 none other than Mr Lance V. To the boats, to 0:18:56.000 --> 0:18:59.640 the like, to the sea, getting up the net. Job 0:18:59.720 --> 0:19:07.600 all lad, what's up as clowns. It's me, the Internet's 0:19:07.600 --> 0:19:12.679 most significant celebrity Angler Lance Fee. I know you've been 0:19:12.760 --> 0:19:15.600 dying for my next segment because you just can't absorb 0:19:15.880 --> 0:19:18.200 enough of my truth nuggets into that dollar store kitchen 0:19:18.200 --> 0:19:21.040 sponge you call a brain. But this time it's not 0:19:21.160 --> 0:19:25.080 about me. I'm here to give a proper send off 0:19:25.119 --> 0:19:28.320 to my biggest fan of supporter, Miles Nulty, since he's 0:19:28.320 --> 0:19:30.679 walking away from this hot garbage from what I assume 0:19:30.720 --> 0:19:33.760 will be just another pile of trash. But don't worry, 0:19:34.000 --> 0:19:36.000 because there's still a lesson to be learned from my 0:19:36.080 --> 0:19:39.240 top three reasons this shitty show will be less shitty 0:19:39.280 --> 0:19:42.560 with Miles gone. Hashtag I've been waiting for this hashtag 0:19:42.600 --> 0:19:48.520 Who's the loser now? Nw merrow one oh insta hate. 0:19:49.920 --> 0:19:53.520 The fact is your Instagram account is your resume these days. 0:19:53.560 --> 0:19:56.280 This has been proven by scientists like Elon Musk and 0:19:56.359 --> 0:19:58.560 every person then hosts a show on the Vice Network. 0:20:00.240 --> 0:20:04.280 But unfortunately for Miles, is education stopped at MySpace Community College. 0:20:04.720 --> 0:20:07.040 He hates social media, but now the joke's on him 0:20:07.280 --> 0:20:09.840 because his weak ass social resume isn't going to impress 0:20:09.960 --> 0:20:13.639 anyone beyond the night manager at Chili's hashtag Hi, my 0:20:13.720 --> 0:20:15.879 name is Miles? Can I start you guys off with 0:20:15.920 --> 0:20:23.720 a blooming onion number? Does deep sigh? No one likes 0:20:23.760 --> 0:20:27.600 people with deep voices. People with deep voices only conjure 0:20:27.640 --> 0:20:29.679 bad memories of my mom's boyfriend when I was in 0:20:29.680 --> 0:20:32.359 the third grade and guidance counselors that say ship like 0:20:32.480 --> 0:20:35.399 why don't you come back when you decide that you care? 0:20:35.880 --> 0:20:38.040 Do you think it's a coincidence that the Google squad 0:20:38.119 --> 0:20:40.760 kicks members out when they hit puber day, It's not. 0:20:41.480 --> 0:20:43.720 I could be nice and tell Miles which vocal coats 0:20:43.760 --> 0:20:45.639 me and John be used to keep our voices at 0:20:45.640 --> 0:20:49.240 the same octave as Justin Bieber's, But I won't. Hashtag 0:20:49.240 --> 0:20:52.520 you should have been nicer to me, asshole Numero trace 0:20:52.600 --> 0:20:57.600 a reno death blows. People say to me all the time. 0:20:57.920 --> 0:21:00.680 Lance your content cheers me up faster than the prozac 0:21:00.680 --> 0:21:04.040 guy swiped from my aunt Trudy's linen closet. Of course 0:21:04.040 --> 0:21:06.199 it does. People want to see me grinning in my 0:21:06.240 --> 0:21:09.600 hashtag goocchiese while hogs are getting roped, toads are getting jacked, 0:21:09.720 --> 0:21:12.320 and donkeys are getting punched. But you can't jack a 0:21:12.359 --> 0:21:16.680 dead toad, now, can you. Miles interest During pretty much 0:21:16.680 --> 0:21:19.320 every stupid news segment, while Myles was drabbing on about 0:21:19.359 --> 0:21:22.680 hashtag red tied and hashtags saved the whatever, the entreaties 0:21:22.680 --> 0:21:24.800 of the world were wondering why there's old off bottles 0:21:24.840 --> 0:21:29.639 suddenly felt lighter, So that's it. Hashtag by Felicia in 0:21:29.640 --> 0:21:31.840 case and of you are wondering, Yes, I'm in talks 0:21:31.880 --> 0:21:34.520 with Beat Meters to become the new full time co host, 0:21:34.800 --> 0:21:36.520 but only if they're willing to change the name to 0:21:36.640 --> 0:21:39.879 ben over by lands Fade. But really, they'd have to 0:21:39.920 --> 0:21:42.560 sell a lot more lemon pepper and telescopes to ever 0:21:42.640 --> 0:21:51.600 afford me. Hashtags by say, I'm not going to miss him. 0:21:51.640 --> 0:21:55.159 Now that the power is unilaterally in your hands, I 0:21:55.280 --> 0:21:58.600 one last time implore you to finally, once and for all, 0:21:58.960 --> 0:22:02.320 fire that mother. It's not your call, though, Nulty, you 0:22:02.720 --> 0:22:05.040 gave up those rights and privileges the day you put 0:22:05.040 --> 0:22:07.600 in your notice. Um, I might just make him co 0:22:07.720 --> 0:22:09.960 host out of spite. Um. And you know what else, 0:22:10.000 --> 0:22:12.760 I'm going to throw down with you one last time 0:22:12.760 --> 0:22:16.399 in that weekly dead fish laden segment we call fish 0:22:16.440 --> 0:22:25.720