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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame day mornings. That's hello, Zach Carter. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is Carter is calling me. Hey, it's your uncle,

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Speaker 1: my uncle. I mean, you can call me unc if

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Speaker 1: you want. It's unc unc Jim. Excuse me? Who uncle Jim?

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Speaker 1: I Hey, you can call me your funcle if you

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Speaker 1: want to know. I'm kind of the fun uncle. It's

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Speaker 1: been a while, my funcle uncle. You're okay? Hold on,

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Speaker 1: you're my mom's older brother, Jim. That that I've never

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Speaker 1: met before. Bang bang bing bing got it correct. Guilty

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Speaker 1: as charged, but not guilty because I love you so

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Speaker 1: really happy about it. Actually, how's it going? Um? Right?

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Speaker 1: Why are you? Why are you calling me? I'm just

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Speaker 1: calling you to say hi, and I just missed you.

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Speaker 1: It's good to hear your voice. If you're asking what

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Speaker 1: happened to me? A good question. I ended up taking

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Speaker 1: a trip to Thailand, and I've been training elephants over

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Speaker 1: there for the past twenty eight years. Anyway, I'm back.

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Speaker 1: What the all? Right? Do you want to talk to

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Speaker 1: my mom? Is that? Yeah? Yeah? About that? I tried

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Speaker 1: to call her. She picked up and had a few

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Speaker 1: choice words for me, and then the phone disconnected. Right, yeah, sure,

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Speaker 1: so good to reconnect. So so, I mean we could

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Speaker 1: get together and uh, you know, reminisce about all times.

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Speaker 1: I have a bunch of like I gotta tickle me

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Speaker 1: Elmo for you. That's okay. I'm twenty seven, dude, I

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Speaker 1: don't need to tickle me Elmo. Oh come on, I've

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Speaker 1: been holding on of this thing forever. I gotta give

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Speaker 1: it to you. It's funny. You ever seen one of them?

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Speaker 1: You put batteries in it and then it makes it

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Speaker 1: it laughs and says stop tickling me. I'd just be

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Speaker 1: so cute if I could just give this you and

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Speaker 1: get a picture. I just want to picture from my

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Speaker 1: picture album of my nephew. That's a weird. Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: is super weird. It's super weird. You put a battery

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Speaker 1: right in it and it laughs like it's actually alive.

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Speaker 1: Super weird. That's what I thought. That's why. If I

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Speaker 1: could just meet up with you, give this gift to

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Speaker 1: you that I've had for quite a few Christmases, and

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Speaker 1: take a picture with you, that'd be great. I just

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Speaker 1: want a picture for my picture album of my uncle

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Speaker 1: of my nephew hanging out with his funcle. It's Funcle

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Speaker 1: Jim and Carter Time. Remember that when we sang that together.

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Speaker 1: Uh no, we've actually never sang that song before. Where

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Speaker 1: are you at right now? It's Funko Jim and Carter Time.

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Speaker 1: Ain't no better friends? Doone? Funcle Jim and Carter with

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Speaker 1: the song? Right now? You're really starting to scare me.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on. Um wow. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you know, you can call your nephew and you're kind

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Speaker 1: of treated pretty rudely. I had no idea the phone

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Speaker 1: call is gonna go this way. It was kind of

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Speaker 1: you know. I was trying to get up the nerve

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Speaker 1: to call you and say we should get recon reconnointed

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Speaker 1: or a pointed or connected or whatever the word is.

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Speaker 1: Is it annointed? I don't know. I dropped out of

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Speaker 1: school reacquainted. No, I don't want to get me acquinted.

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Speaker 1: And don't ever call me again. All right, I will

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Speaker 1: not call you again. I promise you that if I

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Speaker 1: can ask you a favorite, can I borrow a thousand dollars? Okay?

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Speaker 1: But I'm family. No, you're not family. I don't even

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Speaker 1: know you. Okay, but you've heard of me? No, you're right,

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Speaker 1: I have heard of you. My mom told me a

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Speaker 1: few stories about you, and she told me you were

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Speaker 1: an idiot. And guess what now I can see that

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Speaker 1: you are an idiot. Yeah I am. And this is

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call, so I mean I'm an idiot,

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Speaker 1: that's for sure. If it's a prank phone call, I

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Speaker 1: don't call me at all. Okay, but I'm not your

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Speaker 1: uncle or funcle good. I know you're not my uncle.

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Speaker 1: I've never even meant you. And I don't know why

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Speaker 1: your prank phone call me. I don't know. I'm not

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Speaker 1: actually your mom's long lost brother or whatever. This is

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Speaker 1: Jewel from the Jewil Show doing a phone Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: what the hell are you talking about? This is Jewil

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Speaker 1: from the Jewil Show? What from the What Joe? The

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show. It's a radio show and your mom listens

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Speaker 1: to it, and she wanted me to do a phone

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Speaker 1: prank on you and pretend to be your uncle Jim,

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Speaker 1: who have you never met before? Oh my god, come on,

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Speaker 1: you don't want to reconnect with your funcle Jim? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, Oh come on, ain't no better time than

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Speaker 1: funcle Jim? And am I right? Oh my god? That's

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Speaker 1: that is the creepiest song I've ever heard in my life.

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Speaker 1: It will want me wake up every morning with jubil

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Speaker 1: phone pranks.