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Speaker 1: I've learned something and it sharing time. And I am

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Speaker 1: ever appreciated. I do appreciate God for all that he

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Speaker 1: allows me to learn in my life. One of the

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Speaker 1: I think what I'm trying to say is in every

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Speaker 1: So here's what I've You know, I've known this, but

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Speaker 1: gratitude is the key to having more. Now, I don't

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Speaker 1: know how that sound to you, but I can't tell

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Speaker 1: You know, forget how rough it was, got that, but

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Speaker 1: And if it's really true that God never puts more

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Speaker 1: that relationship with him. If you're not having a relationship

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Speaker 1: And it ain't but two forces at work at all time.

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Speaker 1: It's good and evil. It's positive and negative is God's satan. Now,

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Speaker 1: So listen, y'all again. Your appreciation and gratitude is the

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Speaker 1: order to get more. You feel me, Let's go, you're ladies, gentlemen, girls, boys,

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Speaker 1: thanks time, animals, aliens, everybody. I'll talk to one of them.

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Speaker 1: I remember him. Marvin. We didn't see him either, but

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Speaker 1: that time to get the toys together. However, the elves.

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Speaker 1: to stop making these damn wooden toys. Don't no kid

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Speaker 1: wouldn't wheels, he wouldn't padlock, they got real toys. Now. Secondly,

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Speaker 1: we the elms are requesting to have a casual Friday,

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Speaker 1: so we ain't got to these stupid ass uniform, tight

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Speaker 1: voicing the concerns and elves have and considered on going

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Speaker 1: and smoke whatever we wants. Try making these cards without it.

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Speaker 1: of the Hells Elves. We the Elves have voted to

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Speaker 1: the matter is elves really don't like kids. No, we

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Speaker 1: don't damn that because they think we kids too, just

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Speaker 1: have we the Elves are uncomfortable wearing knees dagn funny

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Speaker 1: with us? Run that prank back? What you got? Limo

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Speaker 1: Were about to rob a bank, baby, everybody, whole tank.

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Speaker 1: We about to rob a bank. It's the Limo drive.

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Speaker 1: Good afternoon. I'm trying to get Cecil get a secret, hey, Cecil,

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Speaker 1: What you need? What listen? We gotta we got the suv.

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Speaker 1: What time where I'm picking you up? What time? What

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Speaker 1: I'm at ninety eight Village Drive. Ninety eight Village Drive, okay,

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Speaker 1: You could get me like at eleven forty five to night,

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Speaker 1: something like God, no, no, I ain't dropping nothing, no,

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Speaker 1: Let me what I'm telling you here, lady, once we

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Speaker 1: That's why I'm driving. Is it working somewhere else? Driving?

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Speaker 1: what's wrong with you. You're now y'all crazy. Get rich

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Speaker 1: because they got something, you feel me. They got hold on,

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Speaker 1: Hold on, man, hold on what you know? You don't

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Speaker 1: How are you gonna be preaching the mate out? Because

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Speaker 1: You watch too many of the movies or something. Brother,

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Speaker 1: Do you feel me? They looked at me every night

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Speaker 1: You ain't ready for what. I think he got your land.

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Speaker 1: don't sound like no, thudal remo. The way you're going,

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Speaker 1: one more thing to you? That? Yeah? What is it?

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Speaker 1: All I want to do is tell you it is

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Speaker 1: and your boy Carddn got me the prank phone call you.

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Speaker 1: I don't give a who you are. If you around

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Speaker 1: They're gonna get your hundred years under the jail. Did

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Speaker 1: you do Did you just hear what I just said? Though?

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Speaker 1: I no, no, no, no, I said, I'm nephew Tommy

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Speaker 1: If you tim oh you mean Steve Harvey on the radio. No, man, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: this is are you serious? Man? Ain't sec Your boy

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Speaker 1: I'm getting that? I'm gonna get that when you lit

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Speaker 1: my fire man I don't know that. I mean my

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Speaker 1: He's been he's been dying there he didn't done some time. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got one more question to ask you, man, what's

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Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land. I want the

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Speaker 1: nephew Tommy, but Steve Harvey Morning Show. I got you, baby,

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Speaker 1: me and your boy Carddell got you. Yeah. Well, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna get here, ma man, meet you brother. I old

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Speaker 1: you want to. Y'all gotta be real though. That's how

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Speaker 1: you rob a bank in a limo. If you're gonna

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Speaker 1: rob a bank, I shouldn't say that. Huh okay, well

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Speaker 1: all right every Monday. Poland's oldest DJ, Virginia Schmidt's I

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Speaker 1: We're just gonna say. Schmidt packs her CDs. She packs

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Speaker 1: to Spin for a packed dance floor of mainly senior citizens.

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Speaker 1: I love this, I love what it wasn't Yes, wicked, wicked.

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Speaker 1: She entertains about a thousand people at the Hula Coola Club,

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Speaker 1: smashing stereotypes and empowering seniors as she plays everything from

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Speaker 1: you definitely what keeps me yo? You fellas what you

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Speaker 1: start first? Oh, go ahead, go ahead, you all my jobs, man.

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Speaker 1: I love all my job laughing, all the laughing I

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Speaker 1: get to do all day long, man telling Joe laughing,

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Speaker 1: that's what keeps me young? Good answer, good answer. Stupidity,

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Speaker 1: being able to just be stupid, just just you know,

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Speaker 1: just letting it go. Oh, yes, you're strong with that.

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Speaker 1: You're strong with that because you would you would think

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Speaker 1: you would want to mature. But I don't want that.

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Speaker 1: Don't be silly, Carlo. I want this stupid right here.

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Speaker 1: I want when you got it? You got all of that, anybody,

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Speaker 1: that's all you boo? All right, Steve? What keeps you

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Speaker 1: fine off? In ignorance? That order fine off and ignorance?

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Speaker 1: When I first met you used to say that, I

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Speaker 1: love it. I let it out. I don't have high

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Speaker 1: blood pressure, I don't have stress, dog do all that.

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Speaker 1: I ain't had no ulcers and all that. Oh we cussing? Okay, cool?

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Speaker 1: I agree with Junior though, the laughter of it all,

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Speaker 1: I mean, laughter is it? Yeah? You know? But I mean,

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Speaker 1: you know, we gotta give different answers, Sherley. We can't

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Speaker 1: all say laughter. What you're not do is make us

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Speaker 1: think that Junior is the most brilli you know, three

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Speaker 1: of us. That's not what you well with that question.

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Speaker 1: I know he tried. I saw him because he didn't

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Speaker 1: have that answer. First day he won. He won that round.

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Speaker 1: Junior won that round, Steve. Okay, we had it that

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Speaker 1: keeps start. We'll keep y'all. Yeah. Yeah, and he is

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Speaker 1: the king of that the ladies. Yeah, I mean, like

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Speaker 1: I said, I agree with you. Laughter, playing music, just

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Speaker 1: keeping up with what's going on. If you're young, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: being able to being able to wear whatever you want

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Speaker 1: to wear to work and stuff. It's cool. You know,

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Speaker 1: you could dress anywhere you want to dress. Fly. You

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Speaker 1: know you don't have to do what Tommy, you've heard.

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Speaker 1: Let's say a quarter by six sext I'm keep you okay,

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Speaker 1: we got a job. Yeah, we'll do it at the job.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, right, Steve, let's get to the news,

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Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, Miss ann Trip, thank you very much, everybody.

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Speaker 1: This is entrop of the news in Korey into the

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Speaker 1: possible impeachment a President Trump unfolded over week's ending in

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Speaker 1: a long final day of debate yesterday. In the end,

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Speaker 1: last night, the Democrat control House of Representatives took an

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Speaker 1: historic nighttime vote, making Donald Trump the only only the

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Speaker 1: third president in US history to be impeached by the House.

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Speaker 1: Republicans like Florida's Royal Spannel says the moves toward impeachment

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Speaker 1: was always a disingenuous and purely partisan moves. The American

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Speaker 1: people see through this sad charade for what it is,

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Speaker 1: an attempt to undo the two in sixteen election based

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Speaker 1: on hearsay, an opinion, not fact. However, how Speaker Nancy Pelosi,

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Speaker 1: who put off weeks for calling for an impeachment in

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Speaker 1: the first place, said the president eventually gave her colleagues

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Speaker 1: no other choice. His tragic that the president's reckless actions

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Speaker 1: make impeachment necessary. The president violated the Constitution. The President

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Speaker 1: used the power of his public office to obtain an

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Speaker 1: improper personal political benefit at the expense of America's national security. Sadly,

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Speaker 1: the American people have witnessed further wrongs of the president

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Speaker 1: which necessitate the second article of impeachment obstruction of Congress.

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Speaker 1: When the president's wrongdoing was revealed, he launched an unprecedented,

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Speaker 1: indiscriminate and categorical campaign of defiance and obstruction. Never before

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Speaker 1: in the history of our nation have we seen a

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Speaker 1: president declare an actis he is above the law. The

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Speaker 1: president goes even so far as to say Article too

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Speaker 1: says I can do whatever I want. No, it doesn't,

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Speaker 1: by the way, Speaker Pelosi wore black, along with many

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Speaker 1: other Democratic congresswomen to signify the seriousness and sadness of

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Speaker 1: the occasion. Trump meanwhile registers anger and a tweet, of

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Speaker 1: course all capital letters and exclamation points, saying, such atrocious

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Speaker 1: lies by the radical left do nothing Democrats, this is

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Speaker 1: an assault on America and an assault on the Republican

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Speaker 1: Party unquote. Now comes the impeachment trial next month and

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Speaker 1: the GOP dominated Senate, where a vote of two thirds

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Speaker 1: majority would be necessary for conviction. That's not expected to happen.

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Speaker 1: In fact, Republican senators are expected to acquit the president

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Speaker 1: on both charges. He'll be left in office and then

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Speaker 1: become the first impeach president to run for reelection. By

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Speaker 1: the way, most of while everybody's wise eyes were looking

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Speaker 1: on impeachment speeches in Washington, Senate leader Mitch McConnell pushed

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Speaker 1: through the nominations of thirteen new right wing judges through

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Speaker 1: the Senate. Social media has been lettered recently with the

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Speaker 1: racist comments from Hispanics about the new Miss Universe Tunzis

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Speaker 1: those Abenzi of South Africa. According to The Orlando Know,

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Speaker 1: most of the negativity coming from Puerto Ricans, upset that

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Speaker 1: their beauty Queen came in second comments accusing I included,

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Speaker 1: I can't believe the black woman one. So many women

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Speaker 1: with beautiful hair and the bad hair one. One supervisor

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Speaker 1: called her Shaka Zulu's cousin. She's not The host of

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Speaker 1: Telemundo show Al Rojo Vivos, Maurice Celesta and Miss Universe

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Speaker 1: is meant to measure beauty, not intelligence or IQ, suggesting

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Speaker 1: I guess that tuse he's not beautiful. Telemundo opened by

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Speaker 1: owned by the parent company of NBC. Another host there,

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Speaker 1: Rodna Figaroa, was taken off the network doing President Obama's

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Speaker 1: the second term, suggesting first Lady Mission Melt's Michelle Obama

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Speaker 1: looked like a monkey. Now back to Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: You're listening show, All right, junior, it is time for

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Speaker 1: truth be told. Yeah, um, you know what, we've all

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Speaker 1: been there. We've all been at this one place where

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Speaker 1: we got the one friend that's in the relationship but

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Speaker 1: he like he don't want it or she don't want it. Huh.

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Speaker 1: They all all the stuff they talk about is how

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Speaker 1: much they don't want the purse. Yeah, this person here,

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Speaker 1: this is the person they don't want to be with

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Speaker 1: no mo oh okay, Yeah, they don't want to be

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Speaker 1: the person every song come on, remind them of the

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Speaker 1: person on it. Look, I just want to let you know, DOGG,

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Speaker 1: I don't even want to be your friend. Be no more.

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Speaker 1: Truth be told because I ain't got time, I ain't miserable,

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Speaker 1: I ain't upsetting. Yeah, I ain't hurt behind nobody right now.

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Speaker 1: We can't go eat nowhere because y'all this was y'all's place.

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Speaker 1: Now we can't go. We can't go out no more

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Speaker 1: because this is where y'all used to hang out. A dog,

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Speaker 1: I'm just your friend. I ain't for the spend six

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Speaker 1: hours of my day every time I talk to you.

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Speaker 1: Her name come up, man, go back and get her. Please,

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Speaker 1: for the sake of both of us. Now you got

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Speaker 1: me calling her asking what happened why y'all ain't together

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Speaker 1: no more? Yeah, now I'm in the relationship because y'all

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Speaker 1: can't get along no more? Please tell me what is

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Speaker 1: the problem, because this is good, this is going on

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00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:59,319
Speaker 1: too long. Let me tell you what happens. I come

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Speaker 1: in the house, I walk in the room. Here in

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Speaker 1: the room, all getting harder than I can hear the

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Speaker 1: TV now I can't hear the TV because you and

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Speaker 1: then we're gonna lead. Then we got to be together.

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Speaker 1: What you're calling me for? Wow, I'm just going to

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Speaker 1: say everything all right, No, we're cool man, you know

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Speaker 1: we just love. No, this ain't love. Love, don't holler

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Speaker 1: back and that this ain't love, right, Okay, I'm just saying,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to be your friend no more. Just

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Speaker 1: find somebody else. That's all you got. There's plenty of

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Speaker 1: people out here. Just find somebody else. You ain't got

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Speaker 1: to kick go through this back and forth. Now this

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Speaker 1: ain't This ain't my relationship. Yeah, he messed around and

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Speaker 1: then broke up with somebody he really cared about. Now

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Speaker 1: he missled. Dudes do that all time. But that's what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. Just admitted, gonna go back. You ain't gonna

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Speaker 1: be hard for me. I don't even care. You're not

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Speaker 1: trying to make them say which. I gotta put the

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Speaker 1: funk now because I hear all this north in him him.

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Speaker 1: What you're doing? Fuck? Why why are you calling me?

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Speaker 1: Don't call no more? Did he hang a callback? I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I miss you, I need you. Then I walk into room.

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Speaker 1: Dog she ain't working in any worth having no dog.

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Speaker 1: Just calm down so I can hear the teeth. That's

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Speaker 1: all I'm trying to do. That's it, man. Matter of fact,

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Speaker 1: we ain't got to be friends no more. Now, she

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Speaker 1: wonder while I'm calling her. I just want some peace

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Speaker 1: in the house. Truths, all your stuff is happening to

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Speaker 1: People be doing this all the time and don't about

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Speaker 1: to pay attention to it. All right, We'll be back

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Speaker 1: with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening. There's the season, guys for getting it on.

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Speaker 1: A new survey found that fifty percent of Americans say

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Speaker 1: they're little you know, friskier freak ear during the holidays,

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Speaker 1: and about seventy percent of response than to reveal that

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Speaker 1: they typically get busy on Christmas to day. Yeah, I've

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Speaker 1: been here. Will better be some frisky here, some frisk

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Speaker 1: and cake. You bet not open that box and go

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Speaker 1: down stairs? Ya tell me? This story is Taylor made

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Speaker 1: for you because you just talking about you talked about

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Speaker 1: and we talked about it Monday. I was yall know,

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Speaker 1: I said, you know what you know? Am I wrong

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Speaker 1: to want to do it? Why company is there? And

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Speaker 1: we having Thanksgiving. Let's so, let's let's speed it up

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Speaker 1: to Christmas. If we opening gifts and and enjoying Christmas,

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Speaker 1: if we slip away for thirty minutes, is that all right?

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's my house, ain't it. Can I do that? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: But are you at your permission? I'm just asking y'all

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Speaker 1: to just give me confirmation? So when I asked huh

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Speaker 1: to meet me back here, it's okay, you're crazy. I

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Speaker 1: don't think the confirmation you need has to come from us,

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Speaker 1: you know what? You know what? Let me do this.

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Speaker 1: Let me just speak for every man. Ladies. If you're listening,

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Speaker 1: y'all married, when when your men, uh, when it's eleven

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Speaker 1: thirty twelve and he cut your arm and y'all both

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Speaker 1: into bed, that's a sign, baby, that's a sign. Don't

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Speaker 1: don't hit me, A pull away from me? That that

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Speaker 1: that hurts my Yeah, No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm

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Speaker 1: not saying that's happening at the shot. That's happening all

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Speaker 1: over the world. Listen, when we when we when we

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Speaker 1: just when we just touch your arm or your side,

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Speaker 1: guess what we we we we know we're gauge in

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Speaker 1: the temperature. But it's bad when you slap somebody's hand back.

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Speaker 1: That's that's you know. Yeah, we're not actually trying to

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Speaker 1: just o y'all got people live with cut on. Ain't

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Speaker 1: no rubbing on you because we're trying to cut it.

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Speaker 1: You know, I ain't the only one getting this slap back.

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Speaker 1: I know I ain't the only one. So it is

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Speaker 1: after that we lay on you with just dead. Wait

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Speaker 1: we probably sleep yeah, okay, but if you're getting rubbed on. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I have been accidentally hit in my nostril. I mean really,

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Speaker 1: just I have. Man, this this is just really that

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Speaker 1: was the bread went around him? Man, can you help

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Speaker 1: my situation at the INtime? What's your situation? Like? When

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Speaker 1: I buy the gift, you know, you come back and

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Speaker 1: pick it up. That don't mean get right back in

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Speaker 1: the car. Wow, that do not mean? Now, I got

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Speaker 1: you exactly what you asked for. I got the receipt,

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Speaker 1: the man kissing me on the cheek, and walk your

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Speaker 1: head back out the door and I hit it the engine,

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Speaker 1: start and drive off. How did you know? Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I got these silk gemas I

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Speaker 1: bought for Christmas morning. That's sweet. You didn't even looked

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Speaker 1: at them. Yeah, you know, it might be time for

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Speaker 1: you to come on en. Yeah, dog, I might have

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Speaker 1: to mark, come on in. And what old dogs don't

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Speaker 1: look old horses don't look good in the field. They

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Speaker 1: don't graze the same. We just gotta come around. Oh ready,

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Speaker 1: all right, we'll listen. Oh you got one you need

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Speaker 1: to come on around. You got one particular? Yeah, but

629
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 1: we're just getting in the call on Christmas Day, they

630
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 1: got to stop. How long has that been going on?

631
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 1: About four years? Or Christmas? I'll be back. I gotta

632
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:03,200
Speaker 1: go by my mama eye, gotta make my rounds. You're

633
00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:06,480
Speaker 1: not yet. I can make my run. She just leave,

634
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:08,799
Speaker 1: takes the gift and leaves you. She doesn't say I'm

635
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 1: coming back or anything. Nah, or you don't go. Why

636
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 1: don't you just go with her? I was in silk pajama.

637
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:18,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm so glad. I don't make holiday rounds. No, man,

638
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:23,480
Speaker 1: I'm so glad. Yeah, yeah, I can't stand that. Yeah,

639
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:27,839
Speaker 1: why we go? I just don't. I just like at home,

640
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:32,319
Speaker 1: like I'm just cool at home. Man, I'm good. All right,

641
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 1: Well listen, coming up next, Thank you guys. Coming up

642
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:38,759
Speaker 1: next to nephew Tommy's prank phone call. That's right after this.

643
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:44,920
Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, nephew, what you got time for

644
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:49,120
Speaker 1: the prank phone call, Shirlette. It's time to baptize some people.

645
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 1: It's called mobile Baptismal Pool mobile Baptisma. We come to

646
00:42:56,200 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 1: you and you can be ignorant in your house and baptize.

647
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 1: That's what we do. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach

648
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 1: a mister Wilson. It's just how you doing. My name

649
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:15,880
Speaker 1: is brother spring Water Man. Listen, we uh we we

650
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:18,800
Speaker 1: we got paid to actually come by and do some

651
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 1: services to uh for for you by some friends of yours,

652
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:25,400
Speaker 1: and we wanted to actually call and see about scheduling

653
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 1: and see what you had available, uh some some services. Well,

654
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 1: y'all playing on Clesson grad which I do. What kind

655
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:37,680
Speaker 1: of services you have? Actually, sir, you've got some friends

656
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 1: that have actually spent a great amount of money on you.

657
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 1: And what we do is UM we have a Baptismal

658
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 1: on wheels, Servey. And what we do is we go

659
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:51,360
Speaker 1: and we um we baptize people at their home and

660
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 1: and Baptismal on wheels has been it's a new UM company,

661
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 1: but we've we've baptized over a thousand people. Now we

662
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:01,399
Speaker 1: have a truck with which actually has a baptismal pool

663
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 1: on the back of it, and we actually come to

664
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 1: your home and we will baptize you in your driveway

665
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:12,279
Speaker 1: and and make you hold again. So we hostess here

666
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 1: brother Water. Brother again, I'm sorry, I ain't Frewater Freenwater.

667
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:18,839
Speaker 1: What you want to come to my house and give

668
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:21,520
Speaker 1: me a baptism in my front yard. We want to

669
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:23,800
Speaker 1: baptize you right there in your drive where your friends

670
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 1: are paid for the services. And my friend, what a

671
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:28,719
Speaker 1: friend will pay for me to get baptized. Man, I've

672
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:31,719
Speaker 1: been baptized, are already doc well from my understanding, sir

673
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:34,720
Speaker 1: that but then that you you had some some bumps

674
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 1: and bruises and and and they seem to believe that

675
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 1: you need to be Washington coming. I mean, that's all good,

676
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:42,880
Speaker 1: that's all. That's all. It's all good. But I mean

677
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:45,799
Speaker 1: things are I mean think that matter that it made? Man,

678
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:48,799
Speaker 1: I mean I've been baptized, I go to church. You know, uh,

679
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:50,960
Speaker 1: me and the Lord don't have no problems. I mean

680
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:53,480
Speaker 1: we all have setbacks. But for you to pull up

681
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:55,960
Speaker 1: with your pool in front of my house, to say

682
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,439
Speaker 1: you've been a baptize me that that doesn't make any

683
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 1: sense to me. Doc. I mean sometimes when some people

684
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 1: are not able to go to the House of the

685
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 1: Lord and get baptized. You know, we're making a lot

686
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:10,359
Speaker 1: more convenient for you, but we can actually need no convenience.

687
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 1: I don't need no convenience. What I need convenience for

688
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:17,279
Speaker 1: you asking me to come to my house on a

689
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 1: Tuesday to bastie me in my driveway? Does that make

690
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,920
Speaker 1: any sense to you? Brother Water? I mean, come on,

691
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:26,759
Speaker 1: if you really sit that can think about it, does

692
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:30,840
Speaker 1: that make any sense to you? First of all? So

693
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 1: that's that's that's brother spring water. But what I'm trying

694
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:36,879
Speaker 1: to what I'm trying to see the water is holy water,

695
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:40,360
Speaker 1: spring water. It doesn't make no difference to me. You

696
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:44,359
Speaker 1: can't come to my neighborhood and baptize me in front

697
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 1: of mine house, Sir, What is all that? This is?

698
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 1: This is what your friends are talking about that don't

699
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 1: give it to them. What my prayers are telling you,

700
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:54,279
Speaker 1: man and anybody which which one of my prayers, don't

701
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:56,800
Speaker 1: recommand you to come to my damn house. So I'm

702
00:45:56,880 --> 00:46:00,960
Speaker 1: I'm I and I don't dude, let me that you

703
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,239
Speaker 1: don't even make any sense to me. You understand I'm

704
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 1: not I'm not at any liberty to tell you who

705
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 1: actually is? Uh? I beturing the liberty because of my

706
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:10,800
Speaker 1: damn house that baptize me. But you can't tell me

707
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 1: who the hell I gonna see you? But you're not there?

708
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:16,239
Speaker 1: What may come? All? You don't even call that makes

709
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 1: sense for you do? Come on? That doesn't make any

710
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:20,320
Speaker 1: no where in the world. I'm gonna allow you to

711
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,879
Speaker 1: come and bring your phone in front of my house

712
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 1: that baptize me. Then I'm asking you ask as you

713
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:27,799
Speaker 1: you suposed to be a pastor, you supposed to get

714
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,239
Speaker 1: back tied. I'm asking you, okay, what's the friend of mine?

715
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:32,239
Speaker 1: Is tending in you to? You know, letting you know

716
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 1: I need to be done? How you'll tell you? How

717
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:37,399
Speaker 1: that liberty to all? I want to know? Basically, I've

718
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:40,920
Speaker 1: already been paid. I'm coming take it to a cha.

719
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:44,920
Speaker 1: I'm not tizing me im back time. I'm going to

720
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 1: baptize you on Tuesday in your driveway. Man, I tell

721
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:51,359
Speaker 1: you was did you come to my house and front

722
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 1: of my driveway? You better bring the old congregation. You

723
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 1: understand you better bring the deacons, the brothers, the sisters

724
00:46:57,880 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 1: and everybody else. If you think how Manny got ties

725
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 1: of this is a problem. This is what your friends

726
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:03,840
Speaker 1: are talking about. This is why you need to be

727
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 1: baptized and cleansed again and washed in the blood of

728
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:09,120
Speaker 1: the lamp. This is what's wrong. You need to be

729
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:12,680
Speaker 1: cleans That's what's wrong with you, mister Wilton. What's wrong

730
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 1: with me? Now? What's wrong with two? Is called me

731
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 1: a little my what day, telling me I need to

732
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 1: be back high in front of my house If I

733
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:20,400
Speaker 1: need to be backtimp, don't get some only water, I

734
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:22,799
Speaker 1: go down to the church. I don't need you come

735
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,959
Speaker 1: in front of my house certas we aren't you afraid

736
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,880
Speaker 1: of some white sheeps talking about town athlete? From my understand,

737
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 1: for my understanding, for my understanding, mister Wilson, you've missed

738
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 1: two Sundays already this month, sunless man, I can't go

739
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:39,920
Speaker 1: anywhere and get the one I don't need if you

740
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:42,200
Speaker 1: coming here because you're telling having this two damn Sundays,

741
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna miss funding the two to the phnout ain't

742
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 1: coming off, sir. All I know is I've been paid

743
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 1: to do a job. I will be there Tuesday morning

744
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:52,719
Speaker 1: at seven o'clock and we will baptize you before you

745
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 1: go to work on two. Before you will I tell

746
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:58,840
Speaker 1: you what you curing my after o'clock morning, I swear

747
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 1: on your I'm gonna bust you. You understand me. You

748
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:05,800
Speaker 1: were not coming house telling me you would a battipe do.

749
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 1: I don't give a dam who paid you. You understand

750
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:11,800
Speaker 1: I was drying your in a water matters, bringing you

751
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:14,840
Speaker 1: your teachers, everybody else. We're gonna have a fool prot you.

752
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:19,719
Speaker 1: That you understand. I'm all of this anger and all

753
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 1: of this that these problems you have within you. We

754
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 1: are going to burge your body and get it out

755
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:26,840
Speaker 1: your system. I don't want your pleas to me. I

756
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 1: tell you what. I tell you what brother spring water,

757
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:33,600
Speaker 1: brother bringing water on it. You're gonna get back time.

758
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 1: So Tuesday morning, I don't give a dam who pays you,

759
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:41,160
Speaker 1: who called you bringing ya? I'm gonna I can't kill you.

760
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:43,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna drying y'all side. I got one more thing

761
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 1: I want to say to you. When you listening to

762
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:48,359
Speaker 1: got matter what I'm busy, you ain't got to say

763
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 1: to me. I gotta go. You understand you ain't got

764
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:52,759
Speaker 1: a man I want to say to you. Is you

765
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:56,600
Speaker 1: listening to me? Whatnot? This is nephew Timmy from the

766
00:48:56,680 --> 00:49:00,240
Speaker 1: Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked by your

767
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 1: boy Mason. Hello, man, let me check y'all something. Man,

768
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Boy, y'all y'all was boy

769
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:16,760
Speaker 1: brad so man, I said, head man, I was about

770
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:19,040
Speaker 1: to act a fool on y'all because y'all would have

771
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 1: showed him at my crib. You understand me, what time

772
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:26,399
Speaker 1: of y'all ain't got just better to do? Didn't sit

773
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:30,839
Speaker 1: around here and just with people during their day. Man,

774
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:33,880
Speaker 1: I ain't never thought y'all could give me with this

775
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:37,800
Speaker 1: They who the hell goes around that? Tides of people? Alwa,

776
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:41,560
Speaker 1: that's like ddles on will y'all baptized people with a

777
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:44,399
Speaker 1: pull on the back out your f one fifty will.

778
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:47,800
Speaker 1: I gotta ask you something. What is the baddest radio

779
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:50,520
Speaker 1: show in the land? Man? You know it's the Steve

780
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:58,320
Speaker 1: Harvey Moran the show. See, that's how you baptized. Forget

781
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 1: going to church now, I'm when they don't make it

782
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:03,719
Speaker 1: to the church. You know, we bring the baptismal to

783
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 1: you right out. That's actually a good idea. Yeah, we'll

784
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 1: baptize you go to work in the morning. Yeah, and

785
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 1: you get your save on. We get to save on

786
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 1: right there. We cleanse you right there in the bay.

787
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:24,439
Speaker 1: We won't he do it? Ye will and will he won't.

788
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 1: Holiday comedy jam Baby, We're coming through. We're coming through Philadelphia.

789
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:32,400
Speaker 1: That is December the twentieth at the met Philadelphia. Tickets

790
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,960
Speaker 1: on sale right now and they are going fast. They

791
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:36,839
Speaker 1: had all ticket Master outlets and you can get him

792
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:39,239
Speaker 1: at the box office. Jay Anthony Brown will be in

793
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:42,760
Speaker 1: the building, So watch it out there now, kill Junior

794
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:47,040
Speaker 1: Space that President Houston, Texas gonna be in the building, Nephew, Timmy,

795
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:50,919
Speaker 1: that be me, fool, that's that. That's the stupid will

796
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 1: be in the building and shaking it up. Earth quake.

797
00:50:55,280 --> 00:51:00,919
Speaker 1: It's rocking with us. On sale. Read now, that's a show. Yeah,

798
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:07,080
Speaker 1: we do Phi. Well, we get through a Philly. I'm

799
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 1: gonna have a meeting with him. Okay, y'all, y'all, I'm

800
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:12,799
Speaker 1: gonna go have a meeting with him. Sit down, I'm

801
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:18,399
Speaker 1: not gonna do this. Listen, listen to see we're gonna

802
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:22,360
Speaker 1: sit down, We're gonna smoke a cigar. Yeah, we're gonna talk.

803
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:27,759
Speaker 1: We're gonna have a come to Jesus meet, all right,

804
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:32,360
Speaker 1: and then we're gonna get this thing together. Will you host? Okay?

805
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:36,319
Speaker 1: And then you bring out me Jay and Jill. Let

806
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:38,719
Speaker 1: me ask you something. We're gonna work it out when

807
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:41,600
Speaker 1: I get through hosted and I bring you out. What

808
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:44,960
Speaker 1: is you gonna do coming out? Why we go? This

809
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:46,839
Speaker 1: is why we're gonna come out and go to work.

810
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:50,839
Speaker 1: Why is it that now you're gonna have to come

811
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 1: out and dig your ass out that talk? What you're

812
00:51:55,239 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 1: gonna have to do? HU promise free? Thank you, nephew.

813
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:05,560
Speaker 1: Coming up next, Today's Strawberry Letters. We'll get into it

814
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:09,640
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to this Stry Morning show

815
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:13,279
Speaker 1: all right. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter and listen.

816
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:17,960
Speaker 1: If you need advice on relationships, on dating, work, sex, parenting,

817
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:21,440
Speaker 1: and more, Please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey

818
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 1: FM and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading

819
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 1: your letter live on the air, just like we're gonna

820
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 1: read this one right here today. Okay, buckle up and

821
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:31,840
Speaker 1: hold on tight. We got it for you here it

822
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 1: is the strawberry letters subject the minister wants more than

823
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:40,080
Speaker 1: my todds. All right, Dear Stephen Shirley. I am a

824
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:43,160
Speaker 1: twenty nine year old single female and my dad is

825
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:46,680
Speaker 1: a well known pastor. I moved back home after college

826
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:49,200
Speaker 1: and I've been a big part of the church family

827
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:52,160
Speaker 1: since then. I help out with the youth ministry and

828
00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 1: I get along well with the youth minister. He is

829
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:58,440
Speaker 1: five years older than me and he's married. The youth

830
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:02,080
Speaker 1: minister and I always had great faith based talks and

831
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 1: I looked up to him as a spiritual mentor until recently.

832
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 1: Two weeks ago, after service, he was walking me to

833
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:12,720
Speaker 1: my car and he said we need to talk about

834
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 1: sex and salvation, and I was like, say what. I

835
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:21,000
Speaker 1: reminded him that I was abstinate and did not want

836
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:24,359
Speaker 1: to talk about sex at all. He said he needed

837
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:27,560
Speaker 1: to confide in me because he is a natural born

838
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:31,080
Speaker 1: freak and he's ready to leave his wife because she

839
00:53:31,239 --> 00:53:35,560
Speaker 1: can no longer satisfy his sexual needs. Then he said

840
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:38,840
Speaker 1: there is nothing wrong with having sex before marriage, that

841
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:42,800
Speaker 1: God created sex for men and women to use, not abuse.

842
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 1: He told me that every man in the church talks

843
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 1: about how I am a brick house, and it's a

844
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:51,400
Speaker 1: shame that I won't let anyone show me how to

845
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:55,360
Speaker 1: use this gift to my advantage. He said, being sexually

846
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:59,760
Speaker 1: active is a natural thing if experienced with the right person.

847
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:03,000
Speaker 1: He said that he could show me all of this

848
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:06,959
Speaker 1: mess that he said goes against everything that I've been taught.

849
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:10,839
Speaker 1: I know I may sound slow, but could he be right?

850
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 1: And I'm saving myself for nothing. I am somewhat attracted

851
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:18,360
Speaker 1: to him, and the thought of him teaching me about

852
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:22,640
Speaker 1: my body and sex is enticing. But he's married. What

853
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:25,840
Speaker 1: do you think is it worth the weight? Or should

854
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:28,640
Speaker 1: I go ahead and get a little experience from someone

855
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:32,160
Speaker 1: that's willing to help me? Wow? Wow, this guy is

856
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 1: a minister. Huh, Well, he should know better. He really

857
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,640
Speaker 1: should know better. And he's a youth minister on top

858
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:43,319
Speaker 1: of that, so he's leading our youth. What he's doing

859
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 1: is tempting you, and I got to ask you, please,

860
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:49,000
Speaker 1: don't take the bait. Don't listen to him talking about

861
00:54:49,239 --> 00:54:51,960
Speaker 1: how he's a natural born freek who's ready to leave

862
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:55,279
Speaker 1: his wife because she can't satisfy him sexually. What does

863
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:59,600
Speaker 1: that have to do with youth ministry? And he's married

864
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:03,040
Speaker 1: top of that. You know, this is why they say,

865
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:05,319
Speaker 1: and this is why you have to please know God

866
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:08,480
Speaker 1: for yourself, and don't let anyone tell you their version

867
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:12,719
Speaker 1: or their interpretation of the truth. You can read the

868
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:15,000
Speaker 1: Bible just like he can, and he can tell you

869
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:17,080
Speaker 1: these things, but you have to read in there what

870
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:19,000
Speaker 1: it says. If you're a Christian and you want to

871
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:22,800
Speaker 1: do what it says, you're in the church, so hopefully

872
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:24,960
Speaker 1: you know you would want to lead by example. I mean,

873
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:27,760
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, sex is natural and all of that stuff,

874
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:30,359
Speaker 1: but we also have a thing called self control. Now

875
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:32,759
Speaker 1: I'm speaking to you because you're in the church and

876
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:35,440
Speaker 1: you're around the youth and all the stuff, you know,

877
00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:38,400
Speaker 1: and he should be leading the youth, not trying to

878
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:41,439
Speaker 1: mislead the youth with what he's talking about. He's trying

879
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:44,480
Speaker 1: to have sex with you and he's married. Okay, all

880
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:47,359
Speaker 1: of that's wrong. No, you should not let him give

881
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 1: you this experience and all of that he is wrong.

882
00:55:50,239 --> 00:55:52,520
Speaker 1: He's got a wife at home. If I were you,

883
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 1: I would tell my dad what he's doing and let

884
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:58,399
Speaker 1: him know that this youth minister is trying to lead

885
00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:01,800
Speaker 1: you down the wrong path. As well, Steve, I'm not

886
00:56:02,239 --> 00:56:07,600
Speaker 1: going along with this total naive conversation. Twenty nine female Fine,

887
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:12,359
Speaker 1: come home working into daddy's church, now youth ministers five

888
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:16,320
Speaker 1: years old. And you y'all always had great faith based talks.

889
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:19,719
Speaker 1: You know, you always looked up to him as a

890
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:23,239
Speaker 1: spiritual mentor. And then he was walking in to your

891
00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:25,319
Speaker 1: con Then he said the one thing that I don't

892
00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:27,520
Speaker 1: know how he put in the same sentence, but he said,

893
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:32,759
Speaker 1: let's talk about sex and salvation. Let me immediately make

894
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:38,759
Speaker 1: a statement that it is filled with corruption, sex and salvation,

895
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:46,560
Speaker 1: lost and found. That's the same time glory. It's what

896
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:52,080
Speaker 1: we're talking about with sex and salvation. All right. You

897
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:56,760
Speaker 1: know that's like saying the boogeyman ain't Really that's scary.

898
00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:01,200
Speaker 1: I would venture to say, come on now that this

899
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:10,200
Speaker 1: young man wants to bid you, wants to a laid

900
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:17,520
Speaker 1: down in any kind of passion, not where the lower

901
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:21,200
Speaker 1: lead him, but where he wants to go. Yeah, because

902
00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:25,479
Speaker 1: how in the hell is we walk into the car

903
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:30,480
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden the subject of sex and

904
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:38,200
Speaker 1: salvation pop up. It didn't come out of nowhere. She

905
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:48,240
Speaker 1: had been devising this, planning it, nurturing the moment land

906
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:56,720
Speaker 1: in wait and Bush walked you to the car. Walk

907
00:57:56,800 --> 00:57:59,360
Speaker 1: on down. He said he needed to confide in you

908
00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:05,080
Speaker 1: because he is quote unquote a natural bone freak. Yes,

909
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:12,000
Speaker 1: that's from the NBL Foundation. What's that? What's that mean?

910
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:15,360
Speaker 1: Right now? There is the natural born freaks of a male.

911
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:22,320
Speaker 1: I mean he's ready to leave his wife because she

912
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:28,560
Speaker 1: can no longer satisfy his sexual need. Anybody ever wanted,

913
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:36,480
Speaker 1: she might not be satisfied. You know. Sometimes we want

914
00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:39,320
Speaker 1: to say that they can't satisfy us no more, but

915
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 1: it's actually us that can't satisfy them. No, we come back.

916
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:48,280
Speaker 1: We're gonna get into this thing way deeper. Then you

917
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:55,680
Speaker 1: gonna wound us to get in there. Man man again.

918
00:58:57,680 --> 00:59:02,280
Speaker 1: All right, out bonds right after this at eight twenty three.

919
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:08,240
Speaker 1: You're listening to show. All right, does Steve let's recap

920
00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:12,800
Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letters subject the minister wants more than my time?

921
00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:17,800
Speaker 1: Yes he does, he won't huh. He walked up to

922
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:23,080
Speaker 1: her car and in the same sentence said he wanted

923
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:27,840
Speaker 1: to discuss six in Salvation. Yes, let's talk about it.

924
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:36,840
Speaker 1: I want to talk about freedom and slavery. You know,

925
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:40,440
Speaker 1: since we're talking about stuff that don't go together. You

926
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:45,600
Speaker 1: want to talk about six and salvation? Right? Will Ain't

927
00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:51,880
Speaker 1: that about nothing? Let's you and I get into this.

928
00:59:54,040 --> 01:00:02,520
Speaker 1: He told me that he needed my attention because his

929
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:08,320
Speaker 1: wife could no longer satisfy him sexuality. What was that?

930
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:20,240
Speaker 1: Sexual wilder? That wild sexual wilder because he is a

931
01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:24,720
Speaker 1: natural bone freak, a member of the NBA, and he's

932
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:27,160
Speaker 1: ready to leave his wife because she can no longer

933
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:31,040
Speaker 1: satisfy sex for me. Then he went on to say,

934
01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:36,480
Speaker 1: listen to this lie. There's nothing wrong with having sex

935
01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:42,560
Speaker 1: before marriage. Now you know that ain't technically right. You

936
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:46,360
Speaker 1: know that, mister minister, And for you to miss guide

937
01:00:46,520 --> 01:00:50,680
Speaker 1: this woman is really You're going to heal faster than

938
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:55,800
Speaker 1: you need to, no doubt right now. And said that oh,

939
01:00:57,600 --> 01:01:01,760
Speaker 1: ain't nothing wrong with having sexual marriage. That God created

940
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:08,680
Speaker 1: sex for men and women to use, not abused. He

941
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:14,080
Speaker 1: also said, when you marry to cleave only unto her

942
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:17,520
Speaker 1: and to leave all others. But you hadn't still he

943
01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:22,000
Speaker 1: help in your face leave it. He told me that

944
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:26,320
Speaker 1: every man in the church talks about how I am

945
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:30,240
Speaker 1: a brick house and it's a shame that I won't

946
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:33,520
Speaker 1: let anyone show me how to use this gift to

947
01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:40,320
Speaker 1: my advance. Well right now. He said that being sexually

948
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:44,600
Speaker 1: active as a natural thing, it just come out natural.

949
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:49,000
Speaker 1: Sometimes you just sitting there and all of a sudden

950
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:54,960
Speaker 1: something natural healthy. You're just sitting there just feeling all natural.

951
01:01:56,960 --> 01:02:04,320
Speaker 1: Next thing you know, naturally is everywhere natural. Now you

952
01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:10,280
Speaker 1: looking at it, Now you naturally slowly? Now you drooling.

953
01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:19,960
Speaker 1: Now you're saying stuff all is natural. He said that

954
01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:23,480
Speaker 1: he could show me all of this mess that he

955
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:27,200
Speaker 1: said goes against everything that I've been taught. He go

956
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:31,600
Speaker 1: gets what he's been taught. I know I may sound slow,

957
01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:37,120
Speaker 1: but could he be right? And am I saving myself

958
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:41,680
Speaker 1: for nothing? I am somewhat attracted to him and thought

959
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:44,600
Speaker 1: of him teaching me about my body and sexis entyson,

960
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:49,200
Speaker 1: But he's married. What do you think is it worth

961
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:50,920
Speaker 1: the weight? Or should I go ahead and get a

962
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:56,000
Speaker 1: little experience from someone that's willing to help? Girl? First

963
01:02:56,040 --> 01:03:00,880
Speaker 1: of all, letting me help you understand you don't need

964
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:10,480
Speaker 1: no help. Uh, I'll say that again, you don't need

965
01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:18,560
Speaker 1: no help. Just continue being the fine young woman that

966
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:23,560
Speaker 1: you are and know that real help is on the way.

967
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:31,880
Speaker 1: See God gonna send you what you need. He's not

968
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:36,160
Speaker 1: gonna let you live without it. So hold on, stay

969
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:39,880
Speaker 1: away from this married man. That's a dangerous trap. He's

970
01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:43,880
Speaker 1: not leaving his wife. He's lying about that. He may

971
01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:46,800
Speaker 1: be a natural bone freak, but you don't need to

972
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:50,160
Speaker 1: find out how freaky he is. He would put you

973
01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:54,000
Speaker 1: in a no win situation, young lady. There's nothing to

974
01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:57,320
Speaker 1: gain from it from you at all. It's all a

975
01:03:57,440 --> 01:04:01,000
Speaker 1: win win from him. Tell him to kiss your behind,

976
01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:05,960
Speaker 1: Tell him to take your behind, put it in the box,

977
01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:11,680
Speaker 1: kiss it and don't miss a crone. Tell him that

978
01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:19,360
Speaker 1: hell is awaiting him. Tell your daddy, the pastor, that's

979
01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:25,400
Speaker 1: what I said. Tell your daddy. That's really all I

980
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:28,560
Speaker 1: have to say about this. Oh thank you, pastor. Do

981
01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:30,000
Speaker 1: we want to her to send a picture though the

982
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:32,680
Speaker 1: times till two thousand and three at y'allhood dot com.

983
01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:34,760
Speaker 1: We just see this brick house. Do you get any

984
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:38,080
Speaker 1: pictures in there? You've been pushing any pictures? Make it? Boy?

985
01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:43,280
Speaker 1: Do I tell him on what he gets loaded? I

986
01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:47,520
Speaker 1: need to know because I'll give you the cold because

987
01:04:47,560 --> 01:04:48,880
Speaker 1: I can't use it no more. I give you the

988
01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:53,080
Speaker 1: code you realize you're married. I ain't stupid. The last

989
01:04:53,120 --> 01:04:56,960
Speaker 1: thing I'm am stupid. No that last statement. No, no,

990
01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:59,680
Speaker 1: that's not the last thing you are. Thank you uncle.

991
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:03,120
Speaker 1: You're gonna stop saying last thing. I am a stupid

992
01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:10,960
Speaker 1: that's the very first thing. All right. You can email

993
01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:14,800
Speaker 1: us your Instagram us, your thoughts on the Strawberry Letter

994
01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:17,600
Speaker 1: for today, it's Steve Harvey. F M. All right, we'll

995
01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:20,320
Speaker 1: be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show

996
01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:26,240
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to Steve Show. Well, guys,

997
01:05:26,640 --> 01:05:30,800
Speaker 1: have you ever you know, left an attitude, actions left

998
01:05:30,840 --> 01:05:34,640
Speaker 1: a job with? Yeah, okay, let's hear about it. You're

999
01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:40,880
Speaker 1: taking hell, I'm sitting here here and I got my

1000
01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:47,600
Speaker 1: ass here right here, meaning right that I'm here. Yeah,

1001
01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:56,240
Speaker 1: I'm not throwing shade. I'm building a tent. Okay, I

1002
01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:59,600
Speaker 1: know you have one st You take this job and

1003
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:04,400
Speaker 1: of its story. Well, I worked at a place called

1004
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:09,680
Speaker 1: Lincoln Electric and I hated it. I hated with everything

1005
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:12,840
Speaker 1: in me. I worked a graveyard ship, and man, I

1006
01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:15,520
Speaker 1: despised the job because at four o'clock, I don't care

1007
01:06:15,560 --> 01:06:17,960
Speaker 1: who you are, you sleep. There is no getting used

1008
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:22,959
Speaker 1: to four am. You're supposed to be sleep. And lunch

1009
01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:25,560
Speaker 1: was twenty minutes. It was like working. It was. It

1010
01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:28,880
Speaker 1: was the hardest job I've ever had. Lunch was twenty

1011
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:30,680
Speaker 1: minutes and you and we had to work on a

1012
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:34,080
Speaker 1: piece system where we had to develop all these wire

1013
01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:38,760
Speaker 1: coils by pieces. And I hated that job. And I

1014
01:06:39,240 --> 01:06:42,400
Speaker 1: had this little dude named Tony was my supervisor, cooler dude,

1015
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:44,760
Speaker 1: but I just I didn't like the company. And so

1016
01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:46,680
Speaker 1: I went to work one day and I just told him,

1017
01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:48,760
Speaker 1: I said, hey, man, I'm not gonna be able to

1018
01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:52,160
Speaker 1: continue anymore. I got a huge loan came in from

1019
01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:55,880
Speaker 1: small Business Association to start my own company, and all

1020
01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:58,560
Speaker 1: the men was the oh wow, really, Steve, what you do? Yeah,

1021
01:06:58,600 --> 01:07:01,160
Speaker 1: I'm starting my own carpet clean in business. Man. I

1022
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:03,680
Speaker 1: got the money, the loan came through, offered me the

1023
01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:06,960
Speaker 1: body equipment, so I'm gonna go full time. Oh man,

1024
01:07:07,120 --> 01:07:08,760
Speaker 1: good luck to you. So I ended up getting his

1025
01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:11,320
Speaker 1: job as a carbon clean coper. Well, one of the

1026
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:15,919
Speaker 1: guys used my company, which partly was true. I didn't

1027
01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:19,000
Speaker 1: really get the money from a small business loan. I

1028
01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:24,200
Speaker 1: just wanted to quit, okay, And so one dude called

1029
01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:27,680
Speaker 1: me and asked me to clean his house because he

1030
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:30,439
Speaker 1: knew my house number, and I went by his house.

1031
01:07:30,560 --> 01:07:32,720
Speaker 1: But I had went to pick and pay with your

1032
01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:37,160
Speaker 1: grocery store, and I rented machines every day, and just

1033
01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:39,440
Speaker 1: put it in the back seat of my car. And

1034
01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:42,400
Speaker 1: I pulled up at his house and unloaded the carbon

1035
01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:45,680
Speaker 1: cleaning machine from the back seat my car. He's, man,

1036
01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:48,320
Speaker 1: I thought you was a professional car but cleaner. You

1037
01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:50,800
Speaker 1: didn't renting the machine from that man, I'm gonna tell

1038
01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:55,800
Speaker 1: everybody down at the job, Okay. So I said, okay, cool,

1039
01:07:55,840 --> 01:08:00,480
Speaker 1: ain't no problem right here. That sound So I just

1040
01:08:00,600 --> 01:08:09,400
Speaker 1: went on to ruin his corpet ruined, now ruined, carn't

1041
01:08:09,480 --> 01:08:14,200
Speaker 1: extract the water, just put it in there. Since you're

1042
01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:17,280
Speaker 1: gonna go tell go tell him that too. He felt

1043
01:08:17,320 --> 01:08:22,160
Speaker 1: good about this, didn't very comfortable. And from that story

1044
01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:24,920
Speaker 1: we go to the one and the only. Wasn't a

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01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:31,840
Speaker 1: funny story. It wasn't really a you know, I don't

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01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:34,200
Speaker 1: like the company, or no, I really didn't like you.

1047
01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:41,000
Speaker 1: You're listening to show, all right, so the guys are here.

1048
01:08:41,439 --> 01:08:45,760
Speaker 1: I'm assuming this does not include you, Steve. No, absolutely,

1049
01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:48,080
Speaker 1: you know the hell it don't. But I know how

1050
01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:51,839
Speaker 1: you are. He he don't like to be in foolish

1051
01:08:52,560 --> 01:08:57,080
Speaker 1: what happened, But this green change. He changed used to

1052
01:08:58,720 --> 01:09:03,840
Speaker 1: he fell hate if you'd have seen how to miss

1053
01:09:04,120 --> 01:09:09,479
Speaker 1: Universe paget people was Oh my god, yo check it?

1054
01:09:10,280 --> 01:09:13,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god. My sons asked me, could they have

1055
01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:24,400
Speaker 1: a jacket? Oh you want to come Tommy? You don't

1056
01:09:24,600 --> 01:09:26,880
Speaker 1: you know you're not at this level. Why am I

1057
01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:29,560
Speaker 1: talking to you? I don't know why you got a

1058
01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:31,360
Speaker 1: green jack with some dad crochet on it? What are

1059
01:09:31,360 --> 01:09:38,360
Speaker 1: you talking about, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, that wasn't crochet. I

1060
01:09:38,560 --> 01:09:42,679
Speaker 1: know it's don't check gumbo? Who ever made him? Check gumbo?

1061
01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:46,160
Speaker 1: When you can't say it's because you can't get it?

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01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:50,840
Speaker 1: Come on, man, let's just go on something else. Yeah,

1063
01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:55,439
Speaker 1: ain't what you're doing? All right? All right? Time for

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01:09:55,600 --> 01:10:00,240
Speaker 1: site piece holiday gift ideas guys. Now, yeah, this where

1065
01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:11,720
Speaker 1: you talk. Yeah, it's where you shot right. Well, let

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01:10:11,760 --> 01:10:17,519
Speaker 1: me think now you know when you have a side well, Jay,

1067
01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:21,479
Speaker 1: start this off, Jay, Okay, we have we have gift

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01:10:21,640 --> 01:10:25,320
Speaker 1: ideas for side pieces male and female because they want

1069
01:10:25,439 --> 01:10:28,880
Speaker 1: to be spending the holidays alone by themselves. So so

1070
01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:31,719
Speaker 1: to beat the rush on what to get your side piece,

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01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:35,240
Speaker 1: Tommy has come up with some suggestions for men and

1072
01:10:35,439 --> 01:10:39,000
Speaker 1: women who are side pieces gifts you can give them

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01:10:39,320 --> 01:10:42,320
Speaker 1: take it away, Tommy. Well, you know it's a few

1074
01:10:42,439 --> 01:10:44,640
Speaker 1: things you know that you can. You know, you can,

1075
01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:48,640
Speaker 1: like like one ticket to see Hamilton. You know what

1076
01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:58,439
Speaker 1: I'm saying. You know yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's very Yeah,

1077
01:10:58,760 --> 01:11:01,759
Speaker 1: you know, you buy yourself. She can't take a friend,

1078
01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:10,120
Speaker 1: a male friend, a friend of one ticket to Hamilton.

1079
01:11:10,240 --> 01:11:13,519
Speaker 1: That's all you need. Why don't you do that? Send

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01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:16,960
Speaker 1: her half for a large pizza with everything on it

1081
01:11:17,160 --> 01:11:20,240
Speaker 1: and a note that saved. When you eat this pizza,

1082
01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:26,800
Speaker 1: just know I eat the other half. Thank you, Merry Christmas.

1083
01:11:31,560 --> 01:11:40,920
Speaker 1: We can't now you eat your part. How about this hill?

1084
01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:45,400
Speaker 1: How about this hill? Send her scarff, my hat and

1085
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:49,160
Speaker 1: gloves and some long Johns with a note that saved.

1086
01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:53,920
Speaker 1: You gonna be cold and lonely when I'm not there,

1087
01:11:54,240 --> 01:12:02,559
Speaker 1: So keep one, baby, Chris. Yeah, I love right there.

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01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:07,560
Speaker 1: But says I love you. That says I love you.

1089
01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:09,840
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about you, and I got things to do

1090
01:12:11,720 --> 01:12:14,160
Speaker 1: if she goes for this, that's what it said. Nobody

1091
01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:20,160
Speaker 1: said the word stupid. That's wrong. Okay, okay, fellas here

1092
01:12:20,200 --> 01:12:22,479
Speaker 1: go on, fellas, fellas, that's what that's what you can do.

1093
01:12:22,640 --> 01:12:26,639
Speaker 1: Fellas sing your girl, sen your side piece of bra

1094
01:12:27,680 --> 01:12:31,880
Speaker 1: from Victoria's Secrets, right and let her know. We'll pick

1095
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:37,960
Speaker 1: the bottoms on Decenter twenty seven. Ye just to talk

1096
01:12:38,600 --> 01:12:42,519
Speaker 1: something to look man. Yes, but we're gonna we'll get

1097
01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:46,280
Speaker 1: the We're gonna get them bottoms after Christmas. They be

1098
01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:51,800
Speaker 1: the day after because everybody when returns, can I give

1099
01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:56,040
Speaker 1: you one? Come on, that's what I've been waiting on.

1100
01:12:56,520 --> 01:13:03,920
Speaker 1: Come out by a decame arts so she can play solidity.

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01:13:07,439 --> 01:13:13,439
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody gonna be over there? Hi, guys, side peace

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01:13:13,560 --> 01:13:17,040
Speaker 1: holiday gift ideas, Thank you. Coming up more of today's

1103
01:13:17,080 --> 01:13:19,640
Speaker 1: trending stories on the Steve Harvey Morning Show. That'll be

1104
01:13:19,720 --> 01:13:22,160
Speaker 1: coming up for twenty minutes after the hour. Right after

1105
01:13:22,280 --> 01:13:29,360
Speaker 1: this you're listening to show, We're back with more side

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01:13:29,439 --> 01:13:33,200
Speaker 1: piece holiday gift ideas by Tommy and Jay. And when

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01:13:33,240 --> 01:13:36,080
Speaker 1: we went to break, Steve chimed in and help tom.

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01:13:36,160 --> 01:13:38,559
Speaker 1: I just I wasn't help you with a gift idea.

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01:13:39,800 --> 01:13:42,920
Speaker 1: That was not helping. I just wanted to, you know,

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01:13:43,479 --> 01:13:48,760
Speaker 1: put something in the bag. You know, Junior single, you

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01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:52,720
Speaker 1: got one? Oh yeah, because you're gonna be alone a lot.

1112
01:13:53,320 --> 01:13:56,120
Speaker 1: You're gonna need all six seasons of a DVD of

1113
01:13:56,320 --> 01:13:59,400
Speaker 1: Martin to watch because you need to laugh. Why you

1114
01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:03,920
Speaker 1: got your self? Yeah? Now you know, now you know,

1115
01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:06,600
Speaker 1: Junior Jay, y'all know. Now there's some ladies got some

1116
01:14:06,720 --> 01:14:11,160
Speaker 1: side pieces. Oh yeah, yeah, you know that. So ladies,

1117
01:14:11,240 --> 01:14:12,720
Speaker 1: this is what you do. This is what you do.

1118
01:14:13,120 --> 01:14:15,719
Speaker 1: Send your send your little side man, Send your side

1119
01:14:15,800 --> 01:14:19,360
Speaker 1: man a hotel key with a note that said the

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01:14:19,520 --> 01:14:23,400
Speaker 1: room is ready, is already paid for? All right, see

1121
01:14:23,439 --> 01:14:28,560
Speaker 1: you on the twenty seven. Haven't ready for mama, I know,

1122
01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:32,680
Speaker 1: because nobody can get on. You can't do nothing on

1123
01:14:32,760 --> 01:14:38,599
Speaker 1: twenty field cars. Give you crew, I give you another one.

1124
01:14:38,680 --> 01:14:45,000
Speaker 1: Tell me come on, come on, give her a half

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01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:49,840
Speaker 1: a missile toe yes, and just say I know you know.

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01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:54,600
Speaker 1: I'm over here kissing when I do see you. You

1127
01:14:54,800 --> 01:15:02,280
Speaker 1: get the other hand the seven. All right, we got

1128
01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:06,559
Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. This ignorance coming up.

1129
01:15:06,600 --> 01:15:09,360
Speaker 1: Also some trending news at thirty three minutes after the hour.

1130
01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:13,439
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1131
01:15:14,120 --> 01:15:18,439
Speaker 1: All right, Steve, so you have a major announcement about

1132
01:15:18,479 --> 01:15:24,599
Speaker 1: twenty made announced Smith Soul is a deal. I want

1133
01:15:24,640 --> 01:15:29,360
Speaker 1: to talk to you about the Santa Soul Festival twenty twenty. Huh.

1134
01:15:30,040 --> 01:15:34,000
Speaker 1: I've been putting on this festival, a lot of comedies,

1135
01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:40,200
Speaker 1: some concerts, empowerment, relaxation at luxury all inclusive resorts. I'm

1136
01:15:40,280 --> 01:15:42,400
Speaker 1: doing it now for the past three years, and it

1137
01:15:42,520 --> 01:15:45,759
Speaker 1: just keeps getting better and better. Now, we just hosted

1138
01:15:46,040 --> 01:15:49,760
Speaker 1: this last year's event and it was absolutely off the chain. Now,

1139
01:15:49,880 --> 01:15:52,559
Speaker 1: me and Marjorie was out on the dance floor with y'all,

1140
01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:54,920
Speaker 1: my girls out there in the pool with Lisa Ray

1141
01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:58,080
Speaker 1: I heard about that that was not playing the ended

1142
01:15:58,160 --> 01:16:01,759
Speaker 1: up hosting the pool party out there. Y'all was clowning

1143
01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:03,960
Speaker 1: out there in that audience on the Showtime and Deal

1144
01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:06,559
Speaker 1: Apollo night. And we just had a lot of fun, man,

1145
01:16:06,640 --> 01:16:08,880
Speaker 1: I mean man, I saw some old friends. I actually

1146
01:16:08,960 --> 01:16:12,280
Speaker 1: bought down up some catches I went to college with. Man.

1147
01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:14,760
Speaker 1: I had a real up man man. I just had

1148
01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:17,160
Speaker 1: a good time, y'all. So, and what I want y'all

1149
01:16:17,160 --> 01:16:19,559
Speaker 1: to do go over to my Instagram and my Facebook page,

1150
01:16:19,560 --> 01:16:21,880
Speaker 1: and I want you to check out the video that

1151
01:16:22,080 --> 01:16:24,439
Speaker 1: you can see what I'm talking about that I'm releasing

1152
01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:28,360
Speaker 1: from this year's event. But now next year we are

1153
01:16:28,479 --> 01:16:31,960
Speaker 1: all doing all of this but we are going to

1154
01:16:32,160 --> 01:16:36,360
Speaker 1: add a couple of things due to popular demand, and

1155
01:16:36,479 --> 01:16:38,880
Speaker 1: we listen to our audience. They've been loyal and so

1156
01:16:39,040 --> 01:16:41,000
Speaker 1: they told us what they want. So we've been doing

1157
01:16:41,080 --> 01:16:43,040
Speaker 1: some thinking and we moved in and we shift some

1158
01:16:43,160 --> 01:16:48,000
Speaker 1: stuff around. We're adding all new, sexy, all white, dinner

1159
01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:51,840
Speaker 1: on the beach with live music, and then this year

1160
01:16:51,960 --> 01:16:55,040
Speaker 1: I've added to I've watched my clientele. I said, man,

1161
01:16:55,040 --> 01:16:59,720
Speaker 1: you know, don't be slick. We love Spades, we love dominoes.

1162
01:17:00,320 --> 01:17:03,920
Speaker 1: I said, dog gonna Steve while we down that clown

1163
01:17:04,040 --> 01:17:07,320
Speaker 1: and when it get nightfall, we're gonna have us a

1164
01:17:07,439 --> 01:17:12,840
Speaker 1: Spade bid with in Domino tournament with cash prize. Oh man,

1165
01:17:12,920 --> 01:17:14,360
Speaker 1: We're just gonna sit down and do what we do.

1166
01:17:15,080 --> 01:17:19,200
Speaker 1: Margie's gonna have an exclusive designed items at her beauty ball.

1167
01:17:19,360 --> 01:17:20,960
Speaker 1: It's about to go down. But now I want to

1168
01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:23,320
Speaker 1: let y'all know something. We got the dates and the

1169
01:17:23,439 --> 01:17:27,200
Speaker 1: location already secured for twenty twenty, so you can start

1170
01:17:27,320 --> 01:17:31,840
Speaker 1: planning early. The twenty twenty saying it Soul Festival. It's

1171
01:17:31,880 --> 01:17:35,960
Speaker 1: headed to the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Poota Khana.

1172
01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:41,880
Speaker 1: In Poota Khanna Man for the Labor Day holiday September

1173
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:45,560
Speaker 1: three through the seventh. Only thing changes the dates. We

1174
01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:50,679
Speaker 1: are going to the luxurious Hard Rock Hotel and Casino

1175
01:17:50,840 --> 01:17:54,160
Speaker 1: in Puna Kanna. It's just we decided to go back.

1176
01:17:54,280 --> 01:17:59,000
Speaker 1: We've listened to our customers. We were well aware everything

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01:17:59,120 --> 01:18:02,320
Speaker 1: has been wrecked. The Fine Tourism Board is happy about it.

1178
01:18:02,479 --> 01:18:05,200
Speaker 1: All right, listen to me, everybody. Right now, you can

1179
01:18:05,320 --> 01:18:07,840
Speaker 1: call us at one eight hundred six eight four twenty

1180
01:18:07,880 --> 01:18:10,360
Speaker 1: eight twenty five. That's one eight hundred six eight four

1181
01:18:10,479 --> 01:18:12,400
Speaker 1: twenty eight twenty five. And to listen to this. We

1182
01:18:12,520 --> 01:18:17,200
Speaker 1: are running our early bird special right now through Christmas.

1183
01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:20,200
Speaker 1: You can secure your spot, so call us. This is

1184
01:18:20,240 --> 01:18:23,120
Speaker 1: a bomb diggity Christmas gift. Now you want to give

1185
01:18:23,200 --> 01:18:25,680
Speaker 1: this Christmas gift to somebody under the tree and tell

1186
01:18:25,720 --> 01:18:27,840
Speaker 1: them we're go into the Saying the Soul, Punta Kana.

1187
01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:31,320
Speaker 1: Give the gift of saying the Soul for the holidays.

1188
01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:34,720
Speaker 1: All right, Steve, thank you. Coming up last break of

1189
01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:37,120
Speaker 1: the day. We'll be back with Steve and his closing

1190
01:18:37,200 --> 01:18:39,960
Speaker 1: remarks right after this at forty nine after the hour.

1191
01:18:40,400 --> 01:18:45,000
Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Steve, We're here at

1192
01:18:45,080 --> 01:18:47,360
Speaker 1: the last break of the day. Just one more thing.

1193
01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:50,360
Speaker 1: You're closing remarks, What do you have for us today, Steve,

1194
01:18:50,920 --> 01:18:53,880
Speaker 1: I've been really, really on a mission here too, try

1195
01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:58,760
Speaker 1: to encourage people, you know, because they're actually moments that

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01:18:58,880 --> 01:19:01,920
Speaker 1: I feel lost. You know, I'm pretty sure all of

1197
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:05,439
Speaker 1: you had those moments here on the morning show. I mean,

1198
01:19:05,479 --> 01:19:08,920
Speaker 1: you know, there's just times when you just are confused

1199
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:12,960
Speaker 1: and you just don't really know what to do. So

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01:19:13,240 --> 01:19:17,599
Speaker 1: I was gonna replay another one, but I'm in it now,

1201
01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:24,160
Speaker 1: so you know here it is because you know it is.

1202
01:19:25,200 --> 01:19:30,280
Speaker 1: It is paramount that you understand that you're not the

1203
01:19:30,479 --> 01:19:35,200
Speaker 1: only one that's going through something. That the people that

1204
01:19:35,360 --> 01:19:40,320
Speaker 1: you think have it also together. You gotta understand something.

1205
01:19:41,040 --> 01:19:44,800
Speaker 1: They're going through something. The person that you think has

1206
01:19:44,880 --> 01:19:49,840
Speaker 1: gotten it all right, they're going through something. It was

1207
01:19:49,920 --> 01:19:55,120
Speaker 1: funny today, man, I was somewhere. I can't tell you where,

1208
01:19:55,200 --> 01:19:59,160
Speaker 1: but I was somewhere. Was a lot of a lot

1209
01:19:59,320 --> 01:20:03,800
Speaker 1: of people there who are supposedly well off, you know,

1210
01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:07,200
Speaker 1: and I met a guy that I had never met before,

1211
01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:12,439
Speaker 1: but I do business with him, but I've never met him.

1212
01:20:13,600 --> 01:20:16,519
Speaker 1: And so I was coming out of the place and

1213
01:20:16,640 --> 01:20:19,559
Speaker 1: a guy was talking to on the way. I said, Steve,

1214
01:20:19,640 --> 01:20:23,960
Speaker 1: I'd like you to meet SO and Soul. And I said, hey, man,

1215
01:20:24,080 --> 01:20:27,760
Speaker 1: how you doing. My name is Steve Harvey. The guy said,

1216
01:20:27,880 --> 01:20:31,720
Speaker 1: the real Steve Harvey. I said yeah. He said, I'm

1217
01:20:31,800 --> 01:20:35,400
Speaker 1: So and Soul. I own SO and Soul. And I said,

1218
01:20:35,640 --> 01:20:39,479
Speaker 1: what are you kidding me? And I hugged a guy

1219
01:20:39,640 --> 01:20:42,439
Speaker 1: because I've been doing business with him for almost six

1220
01:20:42,640 --> 01:20:45,600
Speaker 1: years and I had no idea who he was. I

1221
01:20:45,840 --> 01:20:48,479
Speaker 1: never met him. I just do some business with him.

1222
01:20:49,479 --> 01:20:51,479
Speaker 1: And I was sitting there and he got to talking

1223
01:20:51,560 --> 01:20:54,439
Speaker 1: to me, and I was saying, because the business, I

1224
01:20:55,439 --> 01:20:58,360
Speaker 1: get something from this guy, a service that he provides,

1225
01:20:58,960 --> 01:21:03,000
Speaker 1: and he made a tremendous amount of money. And I

1226
01:21:03,200 --> 01:21:05,680
Speaker 1: was just telling him, man, man, I said, man, you're

1227
01:21:05,720 --> 01:21:08,719
Speaker 1: doing really good. And he just opened up out of nowhere.

1228
01:21:08,800 --> 01:21:14,160
Speaker 1: He said, I'm going through a divorce. And I went, wow, man,

1229
01:21:14,280 --> 01:21:16,479
Speaker 1: hanging there, man, I've been there a couple of times.

1230
01:21:16,880 --> 01:21:19,200
Speaker 1: He said, Noah, Man, I'm really going through it. Man.

1231
01:21:19,240 --> 01:21:22,439
Speaker 1: He said, I love my children. I said, he said,

1232
01:21:22,479 --> 01:21:24,920
Speaker 1: but just we got to the point where we can't

1233
01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:28,479
Speaker 1: make it. And this is a guy who, keep in mind,

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01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:33,360
Speaker 1: on the outward appearance, hasn't all working. I mean, when

1235
01:21:33,400 --> 01:21:35,360
Speaker 1: I met him, I was going like, whoa, this is

1236
01:21:35,439 --> 01:21:37,960
Speaker 1: the guy. Man, this is the dude that does the

1237
01:21:38,160 --> 01:21:41,720
Speaker 1: thing that people love. And man, this is the guy

1238
01:21:41,880 --> 01:21:45,559
Speaker 1: he got it together. And he said, Man, I'm going

1239
01:21:45,640 --> 01:21:49,320
Speaker 1: through a divorce. I said, man, hanging down, I've been there,

1240
01:21:49,680 --> 01:21:52,559
Speaker 1: He said, Man, have you really? I said, yeah, Man,

1241
01:21:53,040 --> 01:21:55,160
Speaker 1: he said that's right. I've kind of heard your story

1242
01:21:55,280 --> 01:21:58,320
Speaker 1: off and on. This is your third marriage. I said yeah,

1243
01:21:59,160 --> 01:22:03,000
Speaker 1: And we sat down. We started talking, and I gave

1244
01:22:03,080 --> 01:22:05,120
Speaker 1: him some advice. I just said, hey, man, at one

1245
01:22:05,160 --> 01:22:07,519
Speaker 1: point in time, you know what it is. It's money,

1246
01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:10,280
Speaker 1: I said, at one point in time, Man, you can't

1247
01:22:10,360 --> 01:22:13,280
Speaker 1: fight so hard. He said, Man, but I was married

1248
01:22:13,320 --> 01:22:15,639
Speaker 1: for twenty six years. I thought, I knew this woman,

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Speaker 1: and I don't. I said, look, man, whatever the case is,

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Speaker 1: at the end of the day, you gotta get to

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Speaker 1: a place of happiness. He said, how do I do that?

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Speaker 1: I said, why don't you just let go? I said,

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Speaker 1: what's causing you the most griefous? You're trying to hang

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Speaker 1: on to something so deeply without realizing that you made

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Speaker 1: money before you make some more. He said, you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: I said yeah. I said, I just gave up. Man.

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Speaker 1: He said, Wow, that's what I should do. He said

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Speaker 1: to the biggest stress is killing me is how do

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Speaker 1: I keep what I got? I said, You're not gonna

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Speaker 1: be able to do that. Man. It's because that's what

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Speaker 1: the divorce is. And I'm saying all that to say

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Speaker 1: this that no matter who you are, no matter who

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Speaker 1: you think a person is, they going through something. Everybody's

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Speaker 1: going through something, but the key for all of us

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Speaker 1: that's going through something, that is one thing that's available

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Speaker 1: to us all. And I don't want to sound corny

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Speaker 1: or nothing, but prayer man, Prayer, prayer man. Man. I

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Speaker 1: can't even tell you how many times it has been

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Speaker 1: my only source of hope, my only source of comfort,

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Speaker 1: my only source of inspiration, my only source of an answer.

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Speaker 1: I've been in some stuff so wrong, so turned up,

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Speaker 1: so flipped up. Man. I had no clue what to do.

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Speaker 1: But prayer man, that simple thing of going somewhere in

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Speaker 1: your mind. You ain't got to if you can get

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Speaker 1: in the room by yourself, cool, but you ain't got

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Speaker 1: to make an appointment, You ain't got to clear with nobody.

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Speaker 1: You can just say, hey, God, it's me, and I

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Speaker 1: know you ain't used to hear from me, and I

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Speaker 1: gotta do better. But hey, I'm i'm a, I'm a

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Speaker 1: I'm in a hole right now and I don't know

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Speaker 1: what to do. And I've heard that you hear and

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Speaker 1: answer prayer. I'm asking you right now to hear me.

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Speaker 1: And if you don't, do nothing but just give me

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Speaker 1: the stript to endure it all? Could you do that

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Speaker 1: for me? Could you just calm my spirit down and

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Speaker 1: send me a sign that it's gonna be all right.

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Speaker 1: I don't can hide in, but just let me know

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Speaker 1: that it's gonna be right. I've done it like that.

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Speaker 1: Prayer is effective. Prayer changes things. Prayer, don't forget to pray.

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Speaker 1: Don't be ashamed of pray, and don't ever be too

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Speaker 1: proud to pray because prayer, prayer changes things, and prayer

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Speaker 1: change people too. Drop a cloth. That's it. What do knows?

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Speaker 1: That was really good? That was phenomena. Y'all have a

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