WEBVTT - Cat People & Dog People 0:00:00.480 --> 0:00:04.680 Hell I Suck at Dating with the younger Dared Haven 0:00:04.920 --> 0:00:11.160 and I heard radio podcast What's going on Everyone, And 0:00:11.200 --> 0:00:14.160 welcome to an all new episode of help I Suck 0:00:14.360 --> 0:00:18.880 at Dating? And it is a great day because Jared 0:00:19.000 --> 0:00:22.000 is finally back with us this week. Jared, how the 0:00:22.000 --> 0:00:25.119 heck are you, my friend? I'm doing well. Sorry I 0:00:25.200 --> 0:00:26.799 missed last week. There was a little bit of a 0:00:26.840 --> 0:00:31.400 family emergency that actually, so I'll tell the story because 0:00:31.400 --> 0:00:34.360 it's kind of interesting. It's a great thing. So last 0:00:34.360 --> 0:00:37.800 week I got a phone call on Thursday about my 0:00:37.880 --> 0:00:41.600 grandfather and he got rushed to the hospital. And you know, 0:00:41.680 --> 0:00:45.680 he's ninety, he's an old man. But the doctor said, listen, 0:00:46.240 --> 0:00:48.920 according to these numbers between his kidneys and his heart, 0:00:50.120 --> 0:00:52.199 twenty four hours. You know, if he makes it through 0:00:52.240 --> 0:00:56.240 the night, you know, you guys should get here. So obviously, 0:00:56.360 --> 0:00:59.040 like my aunt was flying in, everybody got there, and 0:00:59.080 --> 0:01:01.440 it was just a sad, emotional day. He was, you know, 0:01:01.600 --> 0:01:03.600 every time he said bye to someone, every time we 0:01:03.640 --> 0:01:06.039 said bye, it's like are we saying goodbye forever? But 0:01:06.560 --> 0:01:10.319 so then throughout the weekend he made it, thank god. 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:13.640 And then Friday he was on some medication just to 0:01:13.880 --> 0:01:17.160 make him comfortable, and then Saturday he started becoming more 0:01:17.200 --> 0:01:19.480 a little bit more aware, and then Sunday he ended 0:01:19.560 --> 0:01:21.320 up peeing, which was a big step for him, and 0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:24.200 he had to breakfasts he was eating, so they started 0:01:24.240 --> 0:01:26.839 taking blood tests again and he's he's doing really well. 0:01:27.000 --> 0:01:29.800 I'm happy to report. So he's beating the odds. The 0:01:29.840 --> 0:01:33.200 doctors were in awe, which is always a great thing. 0:01:33.280 --> 0:01:35.120 So it's way too early to call it a miracle, 0:01:35.200 --> 0:01:38.080 but you know, he's doing really well, especially considering I mean, 0:01:38.160 --> 0:01:41.720 like I said, literally, the doctor told my dad, listen, 0:01:41.840 --> 0:01:44.200 you know, twenty four hours if I'll be surprised if 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:47.520 he makes it through the night. So how old is 0:01:47.520 --> 0:01:52.600 your grandpa? There'll be February. Dang, So he's a he's 0:01:52.640 --> 0:01:55.520 an old man. Now he's a young man. He's a 0:01:55.640 --> 0:01:59.280 young Yeah. I guess it defends he're asking all that's great, man, 0:01:59.320 --> 0:02:01.840 that's great news. I yeah. Yeah, we were all worried. 0:02:02.160 --> 0:02:03.880 We'll not worried, but we were, you know, sending you 0:02:03.920 --> 0:02:08.519 our best. So yeah, I appreciate. Yeah, So things are good, dude. 0:02:08.560 --> 0:02:12.240 I am just swamped with the shop in an exciting way. 0:02:12.240 --> 0:02:15.239 So we're definitely opening up in like two weeks um. 0:02:15.400 --> 0:02:18.520 We're Our goal date is November twenty. I'm putting it 0:02:18.520 --> 0:02:21.840 out in the universe to make sure it happens. And 0:02:22.160 --> 0:02:26.280 it's exciting. It's coming along really well. It's so nice inside. 0:02:26.320 --> 0:02:28.720 We just had a mural gun and it has audrey 0:02:28.800 --> 0:02:31.440 Coffeehouse on there. I told the girl who did her 0:02:31.480 --> 0:02:33.120 name is Abby, and I said, listen, Abby, what I 0:02:33.160 --> 0:02:38.000 want is a combination of Bachelor Coffee, Rhode Island and Audrey's. 0:02:38.080 --> 0:02:39.600 And she's like, all right, cool, I think I can 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:42.480 do that. And she made this beautiful mural with roses 0:02:42.520 --> 0:02:44.919 and an anchor for Rhode Island and a coffee mug, 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:47.800 and of course Audrey's displayed throughout the middle of it. 0:02:47.840 --> 0:02:49.919 And so that just got finished and so we're kind 0:02:49.919 --> 0:02:53.240 of organizing all the tables and chairs and all the 0:02:53.280 --> 0:02:55.440 wall are around that because it's such a big mural 0:02:55.520 --> 0:02:58.720 and it's it's it's cool, man, it's fun. Like it's 0:02:58.760 --> 0:03:02.640 it's definitely you know, raining every ounce of me, including 0:03:02.680 --> 0:03:04.680 my bank account, but it's been worth it every step 0:03:04.680 --> 0:03:07.120 of the way this far. So remember twenties. It looks 0:03:07.200 --> 0:03:10.840 like Abby is like a local muralist or something like that, 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:14.079 like an artist. Yeah, Abbe Coachs is your name? Um, 0:03:14.120 --> 0:03:17.160 but yeah, she actually, so we reached out. Ashley has 0:03:17.160 --> 0:03:19.080 been doing a great job posting on Instagram trying to 0:03:19.080 --> 0:03:22.240 just find help in any shape or you know, whether 0:03:22.240 --> 0:03:26.320 it be bartenders or barrista's or back of house or 0:03:26.480 --> 0:03:30.880 people to you know, just helping us out in any shape. So, 0:03:30.919 --> 0:03:33.840 for example, she posted about how we have chalkboards are 0:03:33.880 --> 0:03:35.880 gonna be hung up with the menu on them. So 0:03:35.960 --> 0:03:38.560 we're looking for people who had really, really nice penmanship. 0:03:39.160 --> 0:03:43.760 And Ashley posted on an Instagram and Abby responded and said, Hi, 0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:45.680 you know I do this blah blah blah, and she 0:03:45.720 --> 0:03:49.200 said she also does wall murals. She she does paintings. 0:03:49.560 --> 0:03:52.120 And we were like, oh, we were actually thinking about 0:03:52.160 --> 0:03:54.240 doing a wall mural here or anyway. So she came 0:03:54.280 --> 0:03:56.360 in and gave us her idea and we're like, we 0:03:56.440 --> 0:03:58.920 love it. And so it was kay worked out perfectly. 0:04:00.240 --> 0:04:01.960 And so do you pay someone like that or do 0:04:02.000 --> 0:04:04.640 you just say hey, thanks, I'll tag you on Instagram? Yeah, Hey, 0:04:04.680 --> 0:04:07.720 well see you later. Uh no, no, no no, no, no, 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:11.120 I paid her. That's good. That's good man. Well, congratulations, 0:04:11.320 --> 0:04:13.200 I'm excited to be Are you gonna have like an 0:04:13.200 --> 0:04:16.920 opening ceremony for the for the for the coffee shop. Yeah, 0:04:16.960 --> 0:04:19.480 so I'm having jets fly by right now and Tom 0:04:19.480 --> 0:04:21.040 Brady is gonna make an appearance and it should be 0:04:21.040 --> 0:04:23.760 a pretty good day. Uh No, I think we're gonna 0:04:23.800 --> 0:04:26.560 try to do something, you know, a nice little ribbon 0:04:26.600 --> 0:04:28.799 cutting event, get some local press in there, do something 0:04:28.839 --> 0:04:30.720 like that. But nothing over the top. But don't you worry. 0:04:30.760 --> 0:04:33.040 I was certainly I'm gonna be flying you in kalin 0:04:33.080 --> 0:04:36.240 out to uh hit out of it. So I like, 0:04:36.320 --> 0:04:37.960 how you go? I like, here you go. Yeah, we're 0:04:37.960 --> 0:04:40.520 gonna have some press there, maybe a ribbing cutting ceremony, 0:04:40.560 --> 0:04:43.080 but nothing over the top. Yeah, well, I guess that's 0:04:43.080 --> 0:04:45.880 a fair point. Actually, nothing crazy. We're just gonna have 0:04:45.920 --> 0:04:50.680 hot air balloons, the circus clowns making balloons, but nothing crazy. 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:52.920 So it's kind of a big couple of weeks for 0:04:53.000 --> 0:04:55.760 you then, because next weekend you're going to Ben's wedding. 0:04:55.760 --> 0:04:59.360 I would assume, right, Um, I just was ccarious because 0:04:59.360 --> 0:05:01.360 actually pregnant, but she I think is still aways from 0:05:01.400 --> 0:05:04.480 not being able to travel. So Ben's wedding next weekend, 0:05:04.600 --> 0:05:08.320 and then weekend after that opening Audrey's and then weekend. 0:05:08.360 --> 0:05:11.599 After that you got Thanksgiving, and then after that who knows, 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:16.159 and then we're moving into a new house December one. Yeah, dude, 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:19.160 we bought a house, so because we rented. We started 0:05:19.160 --> 0:05:21.520 renting earlier this year when we first moved back to 0:05:21.480 --> 0:05:24.240 around and Ashley wasn't pregnant. We weren't sure, you know, 0:05:24.600 --> 0:05:26.720 what we were gonna do. We wanted to build. We're 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:29.480 just trying to figure out our life, especially moving across country, 0:05:29.480 --> 0:05:31.160 and so we're like, well, let's rent an apartment right 0:05:31.160 --> 0:05:33.039 now and kind of figure it out later. Of course, 0:05:33.120 --> 0:05:36.480 out luckily actually got pregnant. I mean lucky because we're 0:05:36.480 --> 0:05:38.320 having a child, but also not lucky that actually has 0:05:38.360 --> 0:05:40.480 literally been sick for six months, still sick. I feel 0:05:40.520 --> 0:05:44.120 so bad. She was, she's throwing up again. Like damn, 0:05:44.160 --> 0:05:47.520 this girl is getting crushed anyway, I digress. Um. So 0:05:48.320 --> 0:05:50.080 we were like, we don't want to rent anymore because 0:05:50.080 --> 0:05:52.839 even if we do build, you know, we're talking like 0:05:52.960 --> 0:05:56.240 too most likely three years down the road. It's like, 0:05:56.279 --> 0:05:58.280 what we're gonna rent till then? So we ended up 0:05:58.760 --> 0:06:01.440 looking at homes and kind of house I really liked, 0:06:01.600 --> 0:06:03.839 and it was reasonably priced that we actually went in 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:06.680 a little bit under and they accepted our offer, which 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:09.880 was insane in this market. So we jumped on it 0:06:10.200 --> 0:06:13.480 and we moved in December one. So what is the 0:06:13.520 --> 0:06:17.320 house like, tell us about the house. It's Nats's van Nass. 0:06:18.480 --> 0:06:20.880 It's a house. Anybody who asked, I'm like, Oh, it's 0:06:20.880 --> 0:06:25.479 it's just it's a it's a house. How many windows, Oh, 0:06:25.560 --> 0:06:31.520 I'd say good Will twenty Maybe I don't know, a 0:06:32.440 --> 0:06:35.919 lot of natural fancy. We're thinking about it, like there's 0:06:35.960 --> 0:06:38.240 I think there's Well, the thing is, some of the 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:40.520 windows are smaller than others. Like in the bedroom there's 0:06:40.560 --> 0:06:43.280 two small windows, but I'm counting those, so there's four 0:06:43.360 --> 0:06:45.880 like regular side of windows, and then like two little 0:06:46.080 --> 0:06:48.320 two little windows. But that's four all day right there, 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:52.840 just in the bedroom. I know a lot everybody can 0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:55.120 see in you know, hey, listen, Nashley is throwing up 0:06:55.120 --> 0:06:58.440 every day. Nothing's happened as it right now. So you guys, 0:06:58.640 --> 0:07:01.920 you guys bought a house, otto restaurant, having a baby. 0:07:02.680 --> 0:07:06.800 That's a lot of life changing stuff, big life events, 0:07:06.839 --> 0:07:10.080 you know. I know I was thinking about it earlier. 0:07:10.120 --> 0:07:13.160 I mean, granted, it's a lot, but it's all great things. 0:07:13.200 --> 0:07:16.600 Hopefully if you know, we don't go bankrupt. Um. But 0:07:17.560 --> 0:07:19.640 I was thinking about it earlier this year. So just 0:07:19.680 --> 0:07:25.080 in we moved across country, I graduated from college, we 0:07:25.320 --> 0:07:28.920 bought a house, we're opening a restaurant, and we're having 0:07:28.920 --> 0:07:32.640 a kid. Well well, yeah, the kid will be two, 0:07:32.720 --> 0:07:36.440 but the kid is so I'll give you that one. Yeah, 0:07:36.520 --> 0:07:40.320 the kids, the kid was created. Hey, it might be 0:07:40.360 --> 0:07:41.960 the two of personal of a question to answer, and 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:44.360 feel free to just say no, I'm not gonna answer 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:46.840 that one. How much, um, how much do houses costs 0:07:46.880 --> 0:07:51.320 out there? Like, how much of your guys house cost um? 0:07:51.360 --> 0:07:54.800 I mean in the markets not. I would say it's 0:07:54.840 --> 0:07:57.480 definitely a lot cheaper than l A. Like if this 0:07:57.520 --> 0:08:01.160 house was in l A. I mean it's it's it's 0:08:01.760 --> 0:08:06.320 over a million dollars over a million dollars um, but 0:08:06.400 --> 0:08:08.240 it was not that expensive over here. I'd say, like, 0:08:08.320 --> 0:08:14.040 you can get a good, you know, um newish twenty 0:08:14.040 --> 0:08:17.320 five square foot home on an acre of land. I'd 0:08:17.320 --> 0:08:19.480 say probably for like, depending on the part of the state, 0:08:19.840 --> 0:08:23.920 five siousand dollars. I'm shocked that you guys went an 0:08:24.000 --> 0:08:28.040 under um market value or whatever and they accepted you 0:08:28.080 --> 0:08:30.360 guys like read a letter or anything like that. Because so, 0:08:30.440 --> 0:08:33.520 my brother just bought a house recently in Montana and 0:08:33.600 --> 0:08:36.080 he was saying how there was like twenty bidders, but 0:08:36.120 --> 0:08:38.640 they wrote a personalized letter to the seller saying like, yeah, 0:08:38.720 --> 0:08:41.320 we're pregnant, we're you know, first home the first time 0:08:41.360 --> 0:08:44.480 home homeowners. And that's why they gave them the house 0:08:44.520 --> 0:08:46.480 even though they weren't the high spider was because they 0:08:46.520 --> 0:08:48.280 like you know, felt more connected. So did you guys 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:49.920 do anything special to get the house or was it 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:54.280 just like here's their offer. We did not. Wow, whoever 0:08:54.400 --> 0:08:57.560 sold you your brother's house? Whoever owned that house and 0:08:57.600 --> 0:09:00.199 sold it to your brother? What a nice human being 0:09:00.240 --> 0:09:04.240 he literally did. He didn't take the highest offer because 0:09:04.240 --> 0:09:07.160 he just liked your brother. Isn't that weird? I I 0:09:07.559 --> 0:09:09.960 was shocked the same way too. Yeah, he was like, yeah, 0:09:10.000 --> 0:09:11.679 they just wanted because I guess it was like an 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:13.160 older couple and they were selling it. It It was like 0:09:13.160 --> 0:09:15.920 one of their you know, many houses, and they they 0:09:15.960 --> 0:09:18.120 just didn't need the extra forty grand or whatever for 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:19.840 the top bidder, and they were like, yeah, we want 0:09:19.920 --> 0:09:23.240 this first time HomeBuyer, a couple to live in our 0:09:23.280 --> 0:09:26.040 old house and I mean, I was shocked. I've never 0:09:26.040 --> 0:09:28.560 thought about like writing a letter to anyone about that, 0:09:28.880 --> 0:09:32.240 like as a renter or as a home buyer, but anything. Honestly, 0:09:32.280 --> 0:09:34.079 I hate writing, so the fact that they did that. 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:36.240 My brother is pretty good writers, so maybe that's why. 0:09:36.280 --> 0:09:41.319 But um, but yeah, that's crazy. Congratulations you guys moved 0:09:41.320 --> 0:09:43.360 in December one. Is it an older house? Are you 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:46.000 gonna do an your renovations to it? No, it's a 0:09:46.000 --> 0:09:47.640 new house. I think that was another thing. So it 0:09:47.679 --> 0:09:50.439 actually was being built and we were looking at a 0:09:50.480 --> 0:09:53.240 new construction. We found it and it's not being done. 0:09:53.280 --> 0:09:55.280 It won't be finished until December one, which is why 0:09:55.320 --> 0:09:57.480 we won't move until then. Um. So I think that 0:09:57.559 --> 0:10:00.120 might have scared the people away too, just because is 0:10:00.200 --> 0:10:02.640 the timetable of like we bought it like a month, 0:10:02.840 --> 0:10:05.320 a month, a month ago, so I'm sure people who 0:10:05.360 --> 0:10:06.760 were looking on the market was like, well we need 0:10:06.800 --> 0:10:09.920 to move in quicker than just ever first or um, 0:10:10.000 --> 0:10:12.160 you know, there's certain there was uncertainty with it, but 0:10:12.200 --> 0:10:13.880 like I said, we were renting right now, so we're 0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:16.160 just gonna break our lease. So we're like, well, we 0:10:16.200 --> 0:10:18.679 have the flexibility where if it tastes longer, we're okay, 0:10:19.240 --> 0:10:22.440 and we really like the house. So uh so, no, 0:10:22.640 --> 0:10:25.440 like it's cool because it's unfinished. We get like Ashley 0:10:25.480 --> 0:10:28.800 gets to like pick out some like you know, cabin 0:10:28.880 --> 0:10:31.560 tree or you know, she got to pick from like 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:34.319 a variety of like six or seven different counter tops 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:37.520 stuff like that. Yeah, that's good that you guys are 0:10:37.480 --> 0:10:39.000 gonna be the first ones living in it too. That way, 0:10:39.000 --> 0:10:41.520 you know, for effects not haunted at least not yet. 0:10:41.760 --> 0:10:43.679 I want to share with you real quick as I 0:10:43.720 --> 0:10:45.840 was coming home today to jump on the podcast with 0:10:45.880 --> 0:10:48.560 you guys. Uh So, for just for reference, I'm in 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:51.000 Los Angeles right now. Caitlin is in Las Vegas. We 0:10:51.120 --> 0:10:52.760 have a lot of people in and out of our 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:54.920 house right now because we have like our pool going in. 0:10:55.280 --> 0:10:58.640 We have a lot of renovations going on downstairs as well, 0:10:58.679 --> 0:11:00.640 so people like you know, contrators are in and out 0:11:00.640 --> 0:11:02.920 of the house. As I'm pulling into the house today 0:11:03.000 --> 0:11:05.040 to get out and start recording this podcast, I get 0:11:05.080 --> 0:11:08.320 a text from Kalin. She goes, this is like seven 0:11:08.400 --> 0:11:09.880 in a row. She goes, I think I'm gonna cry 0:11:10.320 --> 0:11:13.040 or throw up. He came back. He was in the house. 0:11:13.400 --> 0:11:16.439 I smashed him with a case of bubbly. Oh my god, 0:11:17.240 --> 0:11:20.079 Kylin texted me all these things, just like one after another, right, 0:11:20.760 --> 0:11:24.839 and I in my head, I'm like, Okay, this is terrifying. 0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:27.400 So I call calin real quick. I don't get an answer. 0:11:28.559 --> 0:11:31.600 I call our neighbor, who's like, just like this younger 0:11:31.600 --> 0:11:33.679 guy who have befriended. His name is Andy. I call him. 0:11:33.840 --> 0:11:36.120 I'm like, Andy, I think someone broke into our house 0:11:36.160 --> 0:11:38.480 and is attacking Kalin right now. Will you please go 0:11:38.520 --> 0:11:41.080 over and see if she's safe? And he goes bro 0:11:41.160 --> 0:11:42.960 I'm so sorry, like I'm out grocery shopping right now. 0:11:42.960 --> 0:11:45.079 I'm not I'm not at my house. And then all 0:11:45.120 --> 0:11:47.520 the and then as I'm talking to Andy, Caitlyn calls 0:11:47.559 --> 0:11:50.040 me back and I'm like, are you alive? Are you okay? 0:11:50.080 --> 0:11:53.240 Like what's going on? And she's like quiet and scared 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:56.240 and like holding back tears, And I'm like, dude, did 0:11:56.320 --> 0:11:58.240 you just get attacked by a man in our house? 0:11:59.600 --> 0:12:04.920 It was a spider. It was spider. I but like, 0:12:05.360 --> 0:12:07.520 I'm reading these messages and I'm like, are you are 0:12:07.600 --> 0:12:09.920 you attacked? Are you safe? Like what is going on? 0:12:10.040 --> 0:12:12.679 It was a freaking spider And I was like Klin, 0:12:12.720 --> 0:12:15.360 you can't just text me he came back. He's in 0:12:15.400 --> 0:12:17.880 the house. I'm gonna throw up. I hit him with 0:12:17.920 --> 0:12:23.000 a case of bubbly and like I was, I was borderline, 0:12:23.000 --> 0:12:25.040 like kind of piste off. I'm like, you realize you 0:12:25.080 --> 0:12:28.320 gave me like a like a heart attack, you know. Um, 0:12:28.640 --> 0:12:32.160 So hopefully you guys get it sprayed for pests. Our 0:12:32.240 --> 0:12:35.040 houses now having a pest control come out later today 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:38.120 to spray for spiders. She claims it was a tarantula. 0:12:38.400 --> 0:12:41.640 I don't know if you saw my yeah, because it's 0:12:41.720 --> 0:12:43.280 like a desert house, so the spiders out there a 0:12:43.280 --> 0:12:49.800 little bit bigger. Um, I am scared spiders. A week ago, 0:12:49.840 --> 0:12:51.559 I caught like this. This It was like a baby 0:12:51.559 --> 0:12:53.400 transil I caught in our house. Um. I don't know 0:12:53.440 --> 0:12:56.200 if you saw it on Instagram. And uh, she was 0:12:56.280 --> 0:12:59.000 terrified of it and I eated it out at the 0:12:59.000 --> 0:13:00.760 backyard over the fence, and I guess it might have 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:03.200 been the same one that came back and was seeking vengeance. 0:13:03.280 --> 0:13:05.440 She said it was hiding in her shoe and she 0:13:05.440 --> 0:13:07.240 went to go put her shoe on and she felt 0:13:07.280 --> 0:13:10.840 it and so she that's when she freaked out. But Anyways, 0:13:10.840 --> 0:13:12.320 that's my story. That was a highlight of my day. 0:13:12.360 --> 0:13:15.600 I guess the the near death experience my girlfriend almost 0:13:15.640 --> 0:13:19.440 didn't have. But um, Jared, what's this? Uh? What are 0:13:19.440 --> 0:13:21.600 we talking about today this week? You know we we 0:13:21.640 --> 0:13:24.720 missed you last week. Um, I will say, as good 0:13:24.720 --> 0:13:26.320 of an episode as I think it was. If you 0:13:26.320 --> 0:13:27.840 haven't listened to that one yet, go back and listen 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:29.560 to it. It just wasn't the same without you. You know, 0:13:29.600 --> 0:13:32.599 it's nice to it's nice to have you back. It 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:37.120 really is. It's well, thank you. I I don't believe 0:13:37.120 --> 0:13:39.000 you for one second, but I really appreciate it. Two 0:13:39.040 --> 0:13:41.760 things come to mind after that story. One, Dude, I 0:13:41.760 --> 0:13:43.640 could never live in a place where a tarantula might 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:45.720 enter my house. Like that's a good thing about Rhode Island. 0:13:45.760 --> 0:13:49.200 I feel like there's no tarantula's around here. Grateful for that. Secondly, 0:13:50.000 --> 0:13:52.440 if Klin wasn't I was thinking more about it when 0:13:52.480 --> 0:13:54.840 you tell me the story. If Klin was in serious 0:13:54.920 --> 0:13:58.760 danger and someone broke into the house, if her first 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:03.040 reaction was to text you, she needs more of a 0:14:03.080 --> 0:14:05.800 sense of urgency. But all right, back to the episode. 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:08.720 We have a great guess it's Lee de'angelo. She's been 0:14:08.760 --> 0:14:10.880 on the podcast before. She of course, is the CEO 0:14:10.920 --> 0:14:13.360 and co founder of dig which is the dog person's 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:18.040 dating app, and Tabby, which is the cat person's dating app. 0:14:18.480 --> 0:14:20.480 So she's gonna be on the podcast here very soon. 0:14:20.720 --> 0:14:22.640 We'll get to a hot topic because apparently last week 0:14:22.680 --> 0:14:24.560 I heard you didn't want to talk about Kardashians. Is 0:14:24.560 --> 0:14:27.520 that true? Well, I made a point I was saying 0:14:27.600 --> 0:14:30.120 last week, how you know we have these hot topics 0:14:30.120 --> 0:14:33.280 to talk about that are wonderful. Producer Hannah takes time 0:14:33.320 --> 0:14:35.240 to write out and and and you know, give us 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:37.400 questions that we might want to bounce off each other 0:14:37.440 --> 0:14:40.720 with it. But it's just I made a point of saying, 0:14:40.760 --> 0:14:42.480 I'm just like not really interested in a lot of 0:14:42.480 --> 0:14:46.080 these things, like the Kardashians dating lives and um Machine 0:14:46.120 --> 0:14:48.520 Gun Kelly and Travis Barker, you know, like I just 0:14:48.720 --> 0:14:52.560 I don't I don't feel like anyone wants to hear 0:14:52.600 --> 0:14:55.360 me talk about those things because I have no opinion 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:58.920 on them whatsoever. Yeah, I will say, listen, I am 0:14:59.040 --> 0:15:02.200 don't mind talking about this. Ashley will attest I am 0:15:02.240 --> 0:15:05.240 that guy who like says, oh I don't care, I 0:15:05.280 --> 0:15:07.600 don't care, but then I'll give my opinion for a 0:15:07.640 --> 0:15:10.680 good ten minutes on the whole Pete Davidson in in 0:15:10.880 --> 0:15:13.720 Kim Kardashian thing, having said that when I saw them 0:15:13.760 --> 0:15:15.960 holding hands on the roller coaster and now it sits 0:15:16.000 --> 0:15:19.080 come out, they were like a dinner or whatever. I 0:15:19.120 --> 0:15:21.520 really don't care. I I don't know why I have 0:15:21.600 --> 0:15:25.560 no sense of care into this. Usually I care. Ashley 0:15:25.600 --> 0:15:28.480 says she's she cares, but I I don't feel it 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:32.640 as compelling. Now. Granted, I wasn't really about the Travis 0:15:32.640 --> 0:15:39.120 what's his name Travis, Travis Barker and and uh Courtney. Yeah, 0:15:39.360 --> 0:15:40.920 I don't know. Maybe it's just because I'm not that. 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:43.120 I mean, I do like Pete Davidson. I'm not gonna 0:15:43.160 --> 0:15:46.320 lie I really like Pete Davidson, but like for some reason, 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:48.080 I'm like, yeah, I hope the date, that's cool whatever. 0:15:48.120 --> 0:15:50.200 I don't care. But like Ben Affleck and j Lo 0:15:50.360 --> 0:15:52.560 come out and I'm I have like a poster of 0:15:52.560 --> 0:16:06.480 them in my wall. You know. The Pete Davidson thing 0:16:06.680 --> 0:16:09.680 um is interesting because I feel like every time he 0:16:09.720 --> 0:16:12.320 breaks up with someone, and he is like a serial 0:16:12.480 --> 0:16:15.240 celebrity dater, right, like he was dating Ariana Grande. Now 0:16:15.280 --> 0:16:18.440 he's allegedly dating Kim Kardashian, But between them, I think 0:16:18.440 --> 0:16:20.280 there was some other really famous person he was dating. 0:16:20.680 --> 0:16:23.000 And I feel like every time he breaks up with someone, 0:16:23.280 --> 0:16:26.480 the person that he was dating has negative things to 0:16:26.480 --> 0:16:28.880 say about him. But he's always landing these, you know, 0:16:28.920 --> 0:16:32.560 incredible women, and he's incredibly successful women. Um So, I 0:16:32.560 --> 0:16:33.960 just don't know what it is. I guess it's like 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:36.800 the sense of humor. He's got the sense of torment 0:16:36.960 --> 0:16:39.560 that he's faced with on a regular basis. I don't know. 0:16:39.640 --> 0:16:43.720 But the guys, he's got something called what's it called 0:16:43.760 --> 0:16:47.480 when somebody only wants to date celebrities, it's like a 0:16:47.560 --> 0:16:51.240 social climber. Anybody knows this phrase? Ash, you do know 0:16:51.320 --> 0:16:54.960 what I'm talking about. Yeah, it's a star per pretty 0:16:55.040 --> 0:16:57.880 much conness cloud chaser could be that, Yeah, couldn't be. 0:16:57.880 --> 0:16:59.800 The thing is he's already got he's already gott like 0:16:59.840 --> 0:17:01.840 he is a pretty famous guy already. But yeah, I 0:17:01.840 --> 0:17:03.960 think Kim Kardashian is the most famous person in the world, 0:17:04.080 --> 0:17:08.520 right so, But like so, he dated Cassie David, Larry 0:17:08.560 --> 0:17:11.359 David's daughter for a couple of years and then he 0:17:11.480 --> 0:17:15.440 dated obviously Ariana Grande and they got engaged. And then 0:17:15.600 --> 0:17:22.439 he dated Kate beckinsale M who's very attractive, and she 0:17:22.560 --> 0:17:25.560 isn't she like sixty, she's older. No, she's not sixty, 0:17:25.640 --> 0:17:28.040 but she's There was a twenty year age difference between 0:17:28.040 --> 0:17:29.880 the two of them, so he was like probably twenty five, 0:17:29.960 --> 0:17:34.520 so she must have been okay, Yeah, slipped it up 0:17:34.960 --> 0:17:37.080 nice and done very quick. Uh. And then a couple 0:17:37.200 --> 0:17:41.639 other ones, a girl from Bridgetain I don't know, but 0:17:41.720 --> 0:17:44.080 I'm I don't know which one that is, Kaya Gerber 0:17:45.480 --> 0:17:51.840 Margery Quality uh and then uh, Phoebe Phoebe Denver, that's 0:17:51.880 --> 0:17:54.480 the one from Burt Okay, so he didd these all girls. 0:17:54.480 --> 0:17:57.200 And now obviously he's being linked up to Kim Kardashian, 0:17:57.200 --> 0:18:00.399 one of the most famous people in the world. So like, 0:18:00.920 --> 0:18:03.560 is he just a celebrity bleeper? Like is this who 0:18:03.600 --> 0:18:06.320 Pete Davidson is? And he's just he's like a closet 0:18:06.400 --> 0:18:09.120 celebrity bleeper because he's already a celebrity, but he just 0:18:09.640 --> 0:18:13.280 he just wants to date other celebrities. Yeah, it seems 0:18:13.280 --> 0:18:17.159 like he just likes he's a serial celebrity. That's crazy 0:18:17.160 --> 0:18:19.199 because he comes off so much different than that. You 0:18:19.200 --> 0:18:24.160 would think he'd want to date someone nobody knows anything about, right, 0:18:24.560 --> 0:18:28.720 But that's like someone like Elon Musk's ex wife, like 0:18:29.000 --> 0:18:34.800 Hall Hall, Is it Halsey Halsey? Right, wasn't he? Wasn't 0:18:34.840 --> 0:18:38.760 she dating Grimes? Right? Someone like that. I feel it 0:18:38.800 --> 0:18:42.360 would be more appropriate for Pete Davidson. I was about, 0:18:42.400 --> 0:18:46.520 say Easton coming in the clutch, just throwing names d 0:18:47.560 --> 0:18:50.520 or like who's the who's the younger singer that's really 0:18:50.520 --> 0:18:54.679 famous right now? Um oh, she's like you know, she 0:18:54.760 --> 0:19:01.760 sings like those sad songs. What is her name? Taylor Swift? No, no, no, 0:19:03.480 --> 0:19:08.360 Olivia Rodrigo. She's kind of like moody, moody singer she's got. 0:19:08.400 --> 0:19:13.040 He's got like the tired look all the time. Eastern 0:19:13.040 --> 0:19:15.240 you know who I'm talking about? Billie Eilish, Who are 0:19:15.240 --> 0:19:19.920 you talking about? I think she's gonna date Pete Davidson. 0:19:19.960 --> 0:19:22.080 That's her prediction. Well, I'm just saying I feel like 0:19:22.119 --> 0:19:23.760 that's kind of the more more of the type that 0:19:23.760 --> 0:19:25.760 Pete Davidson seems like he would want to go for, 0:19:25.920 --> 0:19:30.439 you know, like artistic, troubled kind of type. Let me. 0:19:30.520 --> 0:19:32.600 Let me get you into the pathology of a of 0:19:32.640 --> 0:19:37.720 a weird, lanky person like myself. And so if Pete 0:19:37.800 --> 0:19:41.000 Davidson had anything like me, we felt marginalized for a 0:19:41.040 --> 0:19:42.680 lot of our lives. And now he's at a point 0:19:42.680 --> 0:19:44.919 where he's like he's on s and now he's been 0:19:44.920 --> 0:19:46.440 in a bunch of movies, has probably got a bunch 0:19:46.480 --> 0:19:48.840 of money. You know what, No, I want to date 0:19:48.880 --> 0:19:50.760 the crazy big pop star. I want to date Kim 0:19:50.840 --> 0:19:53.239 Kardashi and I want like he's gonna do old like 0:19:53.359 --> 0:19:56.400 he's doing wish fulfilment right now. This is like he's 0:19:56.440 --> 0:19:58.920 living like a seventeen year old boys fantasy because that's 0:19:58.920 --> 0:20:01.080 where he's like, I think a part of him is 0:20:01.119 --> 0:20:04.800 mentally stuck there. Uh and uh, he's having the time 0:20:04.840 --> 0:20:07.280 of his life and I love it and I wish 0:20:07.359 --> 0:20:11.320 him the best. Yeah, the wish fulfillment thing, I guess 0:20:11.320 --> 0:20:13.000 that makes a lot of sense, right, Like he's finally 0:20:13.160 --> 0:20:15.320 got the capability to do the things he's always wanted 0:20:15.359 --> 0:20:16.600 to do, so he's just gonna go out and do it. 0:20:16.600 --> 0:20:18.239