Speaker 1: Hell I Suck at Dating with the younger Dared Haven
Speaker 1: and I heard radio podcast What's going on Everyone, And
Speaker 1: welcome to an all new episode of help I Suck
Speaker 1: at Dating? And it is a great day because Jared
Speaker 1: is finally back with us this week. Jared, how the
Speaker 1: heck are you, my friend? I'm doing well. Sorry I
Speaker 1: missed last week. There was a little bit of a
Speaker 1: family emergency that actually, so I'll tell the story because
Speaker 1: it's kind of interesting. It's a great thing. So last
Speaker 1: week I got a phone call on Thursday about my
Speaker 1: grandfather and he got rushed to the hospital. And you know,
Speaker 1: he's ninety, he's an old man. But the doctor said, listen,
Speaker 1: according to these numbers between his kidneys and his heart,
Speaker 1: twenty four hours. You know, if he makes it through
Speaker 1: the night, you know, you guys should get here. So obviously,
Speaker 1: like my aunt was flying in, everybody got there, and
Speaker 1: it was just a sad, emotional day. He was, you know,
Speaker 1: every time he said bye to someone, every time we
Speaker 1: said bye, it's like are we saying goodbye forever? But
Speaker 1: so then throughout the weekend he made it, thank god.
Speaker 1: And then Friday he was on some medication just to
Speaker 1: make him comfortable, and then Saturday he started becoming more
Speaker 1: a little bit more aware, and then Sunday he ended
Speaker 1: up peeing, which was a big step for him, and
Speaker 1: he had to breakfasts he was eating, so they started
Speaker 1: taking blood tests again and he's he's doing really well.
Speaker 1: I'm happy to report. So he's beating the odds. The
Speaker 1: doctors were in awe, which is always a great thing.
Speaker 1: So it's way too early to call it a miracle,
Speaker 1: but you know, he's doing really well, especially considering I mean,
Speaker 1: like I said, literally, the doctor told my dad, listen,
Speaker 1: you know, twenty four hours if I'll be surprised if
Speaker 1: he makes it through the night. So how old is
Speaker 1: your grandpa? There'll be February. Dang, So he's a he's
Speaker 1: an old man. Now he's a young man. He's a
Speaker 1: young Yeah. I guess it defends he're asking all that's great, man,
Speaker 1: that's great news. I yeah. Yeah, we were all worried.
Speaker 1: We'll not worried, but we were, you know, sending you
Speaker 1: our best. So yeah, I appreciate. Yeah, So things are good, dude.
Speaker 1: I am just swamped with the shop in an exciting way.
Speaker 1: So we're definitely opening up in like two weeks um.
Speaker 1: We're Our goal date is November twenty. I'm putting it
Speaker 1: out in the universe to make sure it happens. And
Speaker 1: it's exciting. It's coming along really well. It's so nice inside.
Speaker 1: We just had a mural gun and it has audrey
Speaker 1: Coffeehouse on there. I told the girl who did her
Speaker 1: name is Abby, and I said, listen, Abby, what I
Speaker 1: want is a combination of Bachelor Coffee, Rhode Island and Audrey's.
Speaker 1: And she's like, all right, cool, I think I can
Speaker 1: do that. And she made this beautiful mural with roses
Speaker 1: and an anchor for Rhode Island and a coffee mug,
Speaker 1: and of course Audrey's displayed throughout the middle of it.
Speaker 1: And so that just got finished and so we're kind
Speaker 1: of organizing all the tables and chairs and all the
Speaker 1: wall are around that because it's such a big mural
Speaker 1: and it's it's it's cool, man, it's fun. Like it's
Speaker 1: it's definitely you know, raining every ounce of me, including
Speaker 1: my bank account, but it's been worth it every step
Speaker 1: of the way this far. So remember twenties. It looks
Speaker 1: like Abby is like a local muralist or something like that,
Speaker 1: like an artist. Yeah, Abbe Coachs is your name? Um,
Speaker 1: but yeah, she actually, so we reached out. Ashley has
Speaker 1: been doing a great job posting on Instagram trying to
Speaker 1: just find help in any shape or you know, whether
Speaker 1: it be bartenders or barrista's or back of house or
Speaker 1: people to you know, just helping us out in any shape. So,
Speaker 1: for example, she posted about how we have chalkboards are
Speaker 1: gonna be hung up with the menu on them. So
Speaker 1: we're looking for people who had really, really nice penmanship.
Speaker 1: And Ashley posted on an Instagram and Abby responded and said, Hi,
Speaker 1: you know I do this blah blah blah, and she
Speaker 1: said she also does wall murals. She she does paintings.
Speaker 1: And we were like, oh, we were actually thinking about
Speaker 1: doing a wall mural here or anyway. So she came
Speaker 1: in and gave us her idea and we're like, we
Speaker 1: love it. And so it was kay worked out perfectly.
Speaker 1: And so do you pay someone like that or do
Speaker 1: you just say hey, thanks, I'll tag you on Instagram? Yeah, Hey,
Speaker 1: well see you later. Uh no, no, no no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I paid her. That's good. That's good man. Well, congratulations,
Speaker 1: I'm excited to be Are you gonna have like an
Speaker 1: opening ceremony for the for the for the coffee shop. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I'm having jets fly by right now and Tom
Speaker 1: Brady is gonna make an appearance and it should be
Speaker 1: a pretty good day. Uh No, I think we're gonna
Speaker 1: try to do something, you know, a nice little ribbon
Speaker 1: cutting event, get some local press in there, do something
Speaker 1: like that. But nothing over the top. But don't you worry.
Speaker 1: I was certainly I'm gonna be flying you in kalin
Speaker 1: out to uh hit out of it. So I like,
Speaker 1: how you go? I like, here you go. Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: gonna have some press there, maybe a ribbing cutting ceremony,
Speaker 1: but nothing over the top. Yeah, well, I guess that's
Speaker 1: a fair point. Actually, nothing crazy. We're just gonna have
Speaker 1: hot air balloons, the circus clowns making balloons, but nothing crazy.
Speaker 1: So it's kind of a big couple of weeks for
Speaker 1: you then, because next weekend you're going to Ben's wedding.
Speaker 1: I would assume, right, Um, I just was ccarious because
Speaker 1: actually pregnant, but she I think is still aways from
Speaker 1: not being able to travel. So Ben's wedding next weekend,
Speaker 1: and then weekend after that opening Audrey's and then weekend.
Speaker 1: After that you got Thanksgiving, and then after that who knows,
Speaker 1: and then we're moving into a new house December one. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: we bought a house, so because we rented. We started
Speaker 1: renting earlier this year when we first moved back to
Speaker 1: around and Ashley wasn't pregnant. We weren't sure, you know,
Speaker 1: what we were gonna do. We wanted to build. We're
Speaker 1: just trying to figure out our life, especially moving across country,
Speaker 1: and so we're like, well, let's rent an apartment right
Speaker 1: now and kind of figure it out later. Of course,
Speaker 1: out luckily actually got pregnant. I mean lucky because we're
Speaker 1: having a child, but also not lucky that actually has
Speaker 1: literally been sick for six months, still sick. I feel
Speaker 1: so bad. She was, she's throwing up again. Like damn,
Speaker 1: this girl is getting crushed anyway, I digress. Um. So
Speaker 1: we were like, we don't want to rent anymore because
Speaker 1: even if we do build, you know, we're talking like
Speaker 1: too most likely three years down the road. It's like,
Speaker 1: what we're gonna rent till then? So we ended up
Speaker 1: looking at homes and kind of house I really liked,
Speaker 1: and it was reasonably priced that we actually went in
Speaker 1: a little bit under and they accepted our offer, which
Speaker 1: was insane in this market. So we jumped on it
Speaker 1: and we moved in December one. So what is the
Speaker 1: house like, tell us about the house. It's Nats's van Nass.
Speaker 1: It's a house. Anybody who asked, I'm like, Oh, it's
Speaker 1: it's just it's a it's a house. How many windows, Oh,
Speaker 1: I'd say good Will twenty Maybe I don't know, a
Speaker 1: lot of natural fancy. We're thinking about it, like there's
Speaker 1: I think there's Well, the thing is, some of the
Speaker 1: windows are smaller than others. Like in the bedroom there's
Speaker 1: two small windows, but I'm counting those, so there's four
Speaker 1: like regular side of windows, and then like two little
Speaker 1: two little windows. But that's four all day right there,
Speaker 1: just in the bedroom. I know a lot everybody can
Speaker 1: see in you know, hey, listen, Nashley is throwing up
Speaker 1: every day. Nothing's happened as it right now. So you guys,
Speaker 1: you guys bought a house, otto restaurant, having a baby.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of life changing stuff, big life events,
Speaker 1: you know. I know I was thinking about it earlier.
Speaker 1: I mean, granted, it's a lot, but it's all great things.
Speaker 1: Hopefully if you know, we don't go bankrupt. Um. But
Speaker 1: I was thinking about it earlier this year. So just
Speaker 1: in we moved across country, I graduated from college, we
Speaker 1: bought a house, we're opening a restaurant, and we're having
Speaker 1: a kid. Well well, yeah, the kid will be two,
Speaker 1: but the kid is so I'll give you that one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the kids, the kid was created. Hey, it might be
Speaker 1: the two of personal of a question to answer, and
Speaker 1: feel free to just say no, I'm not gonna answer
Speaker 1: that one. How much, um, how much do houses costs
Speaker 1: out there? Like, how much of your guys house cost um?
Speaker 1: I mean in the markets not. I would say it's
Speaker 1: definitely a lot cheaper than l A. Like if this
Speaker 1: house was in l A. I mean it's it's it's
Speaker 1: over a million dollars over a million dollars um, but
Speaker 1: it was not that expensive over here. I'd say, like,
Speaker 1: you can get a good, you know, um newish twenty
Speaker 1: five square foot home on an acre of land. I'd
Speaker 1: say probably for like, depending on the part of the state,
Speaker 1: five siousand dollars. I'm shocked that you guys went an
Speaker 1: under um market value or whatever and they accepted you
Speaker 1: guys like read a letter or anything like that. Because so,
Speaker 1: my brother just bought a house recently in Montana and
Speaker 1: he was saying how there was like twenty bidders, but
Speaker 1: they wrote a personalized letter to the seller saying like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're pregnant, we're you know, first home the first time
Speaker 1: home homeowners. And that's why they gave them the house
Speaker 1: even though they weren't the high spider was because they
Speaker 1: like you know, felt more connected. So did you guys
Speaker 1: do anything special to get the house or was it
Speaker 1: just like here's their offer. We did not. Wow, whoever
Speaker 1: sold you your brother's house? Whoever owned that house and
Speaker 1: sold it to your brother? What a nice human being
Speaker 1: he literally did. He didn't take the highest offer because
Speaker 1: he just liked your brother. Isn't that weird? I I
Speaker 1: was shocked the same way too. Yeah, he was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: they just wanted because I guess it was like an
Speaker 1: older couple and they were selling it. It It was like
Speaker 1: one of their you know, many houses, and they they
Speaker 1: just didn't need the extra forty grand or whatever for
Speaker 1: the top bidder, and they were like, yeah, we want
Speaker 1: this first time HomeBuyer, a couple to live in our
Speaker 1: old house and I mean, I was shocked. I've never
Speaker 1: thought about like writing a letter to anyone about that,
Speaker 1: like as a renter or as a home buyer, but anything. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I hate writing, so the fact that they did that.
Speaker 1: My brother is pretty good writers, so maybe that's why.
Speaker 1: But um, but yeah, that's crazy. Congratulations you guys moved
Speaker 1: in December one. Is it an older house? Are you
Speaker 1: gonna do an your renovations to it? No, it's a
Speaker 1: new house. I think that was another thing. So it
Speaker 1: actually was being built and we were looking at a
Speaker 1: new construction. We found it and it's not being done.
Speaker 1: It won't be finished until December one, which is why
Speaker 1: we won't move until then. Um. So I think that
Speaker 1: might have scared the people away too, just because is
Speaker 1: the timetable of like we bought it like a month,
Speaker 1: a month, a month ago, so I'm sure people who
Speaker 1: were looking on the market was like, well we need
Speaker 1: to move in quicker than just ever first or um,
Speaker 1: you know, there's certain there was uncertainty with it, but
Speaker 1: like I said, we were renting right now, so we're
Speaker 1: just gonna break our lease. So we're like, well, we
Speaker 1: have the flexibility where if it tastes longer, we're okay,
Speaker 1: and we really like the house. So uh so, no,
Speaker 1: like it's cool because it's unfinished. We get like Ashley
Speaker 1: gets to like pick out some like you know, cabin
Speaker 1: tree or you know, she got to pick from like
Speaker 1: a variety of like six or seven different counter tops
Speaker 1: stuff like that. Yeah, that's good that you guys are
Speaker 1: gonna be the first ones living in it too. That way,
Speaker 1: you know, for effects not haunted at least not yet.
Speaker 1: I want to share with you real quick as I
Speaker 1: was coming home today to jump on the podcast with
Speaker 1: you guys. Uh So, for just for reference, I'm in
Speaker 1: Los Angeles right now. Caitlin is in Las Vegas. We
Speaker 1: have a lot of people in and out of our
Speaker 1: house right now because we have like our pool going in.
Speaker 1: We have a lot of renovations going on downstairs as well,
Speaker 1: so people like you know, contrators are in and out
Speaker 1: of the house. As I'm pulling into the house today
Speaker 1: to get out and start recording this podcast, I get
Speaker 1: a text from Kalin. She goes, this is like seven
Speaker 1: in a row. She goes, I think I'm gonna cry
Speaker 1: or throw up. He came back. He was in the house.
Speaker 1: I smashed him with a case of bubbly. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Kylin texted me all these things, just like one after another, right,
Speaker 1: and I in my head, I'm like, Okay, this is terrifying.
Speaker 1: So I call calin real quick. I don't get an answer.
Speaker 1: I call our neighbor, who's like, just like this younger
Speaker 1: guy who have befriended. His name is Andy. I call him.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Andy, I think someone broke into our house
Speaker 1: and is attacking Kalin right now. Will you please go
Speaker 1: over and see if she's safe? And he goes bro
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, like I'm out grocery shopping right now.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not at my house. And then all
Speaker 1: the and then as I'm talking to Andy, Caitlyn calls
Speaker 1: me back and I'm like, are you alive? Are you okay?
Speaker 1: Like what's going on? And she's like quiet and scared
Speaker 1: and like holding back tears, And I'm like, dude, did
Speaker 1: you just get attacked by a man in our house?
Speaker 1: It was a spider. It was spider. I but like,
Speaker 1: I'm reading these messages and I'm like, are you are
Speaker 1: you attacked? Are you safe? Like what is going on?
Speaker 1: It was a freaking spider And I was like Klin,
Speaker 1: you can't just text me he came back. He's in
Speaker 1: the house. I'm gonna throw up. I hit him with
Speaker 1: a case of bubbly and like I was, I was borderline,
Speaker 1: like kind of piste off. I'm like, you realize you
Speaker 1: gave me like a like a heart attack, you know. Um,
Speaker 1: So hopefully you guys get it sprayed for pests. Our
Speaker 1: houses now having a pest control come out later today
Speaker 1: to spray for spiders. She claims it was a tarantula.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw my yeah, because it's
Speaker 1: like a desert house, so the spiders out there a
Speaker 1: little bit bigger. Um, I am scared spiders. A week ago,
Speaker 1: I caught like this. This It was like a baby
Speaker 1: transil I caught in our house. Um. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you saw it on Instagram. And uh, she was
Speaker 1: terrified of it and I eated it out at the
Speaker 1: backyard over the fence, and I guess it might have
Speaker 1: been the same one that came back and was seeking vengeance.
Speaker 1: She said it was hiding in her shoe and she
Speaker 1: went to go put her shoe on and she felt
Speaker 1: it and so she that's when she freaked out. But Anyways,
Speaker 1: that's my story. That was a highlight of my day.
Speaker 1: I guess the the near death experience my girlfriend almost
Speaker 1: didn't have. But um, Jared, what's this? Uh? What are
Speaker 1: we talking about today this week? You know we we
Speaker 1: missed you last week. Um, I will say, as good
Speaker 1: of an episode as I think it was. If you
Speaker 1: haven't listened to that one yet, go back and listen
Speaker 1: to it. It just wasn't the same without you. You know,
Speaker 1: it's nice to it's nice to have you back. It
Speaker 1: really is. It's well, thank you. I I don't believe
Speaker 1: you for one second, but I really appreciate it. Two
Speaker 1: things come to mind after that story. One, Dude, I
Speaker 1: could never live in a place where a tarantula might
Speaker 1: enter my house. Like that's a good thing about Rhode Island.
Speaker 1: I feel like there's no tarantula's around here. Grateful for that. Secondly,
Speaker 1: if Klin wasn't I was thinking more about it when
Speaker 1: you tell me the story. If Klin was in serious
Speaker 1: danger and someone broke into the house, if her first
Speaker 1: reaction was to text you, she needs more of a
Speaker 1: sense of urgency. But all right, back to the episode.
Speaker 1: We have a great guess it's Lee de'angelo. She's been
Speaker 1: on the podcast before. She of course, is the CEO
Speaker 1: and co founder of dig which is the dog person's
Speaker 1: dating app, and Tabby, which is the cat person's dating app.
Speaker 1: So she's gonna be on the podcast here very soon.
Speaker 1: We'll get to a hot topic because apparently last week
Speaker 1: I heard you didn't want to talk about Kardashians. Is
Speaker 1: that true? Well, I made a point I was saying
Speaker 1: last week, how you know we have these hot topics
Speaker 1: to talk about that are wonderful. Producer Hannah takes time
Speaker 1: to write out and and and you know, give us
Speaker 1: questions that we might want to bounce off each other
Speaker 1: with it. But it's just I made a point of saying,
Speaker 1: I'm just like not really interested in a lot of
Speaker 1: these things, like the Kardashians dating lives and um Machine
Speaker 1: Gun Kelly and Travis Barker, you know, like I just
Speaker 1: I don't I don't feel like anyone wants to hear
Speaker 1: me talk about those things because I have no opinion
Speaker 1: on them whatsoever. Yeah, I will say, listen, I am
Speaker 1: don't mind talking about this. Ashley will attest I am
Speaker 1: that guy who like says, oh I don't care, I
Speaker 1: don't care, but then I'll give my opinion for a
Speaker 1: good ten minutes on the whole Pete Davidson in in
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian thing, having said that when I saw them
Speaker 1: holding hands on the roller coaster and now it sits
Speaker 1: come out, they were like a dinner or whatever. I
Speaker 1: really don't care. I I don't know why I have
Speaker 1: no sense of care into this. Usually I care. Ashley
Speaker 1: says she's she cares, but I I don't feel it
Speaker 1: as compelling. Now. Granted, I wasn't really about the Travis
Speaker 1: what's his name Travis, Travis Barker and and uh Courtney. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe it's just because I'm not that.
Speaker 1: I mean, I do like Pete Davidson. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: lie I really like Pete Davidson, but like for some reason,
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I hope the date, that's cool whatever.
Speaker 1: I don't care. But like Ben Affleck and j Lo
Speaker 1: come out and I'm I have like a poster of
Speaker 1: them in my wall. You know. The Pete Davidson thing
Speaker 1: um is interesting because I feel like every time he
Speaker 1: breaks up with someone, and he is like a serial
Speaker 1: celebrity dater, right, like he was dating Ariana Grande. Now
Speaker 1: he's allegedly dating Kim Kardashian, But between them, I think
Speaker 1: there was some other really famous person he was dating.
Speaker 1: And I feel like every time he breaks up with someone,
Speaker 1: the person that he was dating has negative things to
Speaker 1: say about him. But he's always landing these, you know,
Speaker 1: incredible women, and he's incredibly successful women. Um So, I
Speaker 1: just don't know what it is. I guess it's like
Speaker 1: the sense of humor. He's got the sense of torment
Speaker 1: that he's faced with on a regular basis. I don't know.
Speaker 1: But the guys, he's got something called what's it called
Speaker 1: when somebody only wants to date celebrities, it's like a
Speaker 1: social climber. Anybody knows this phrase? Ash, you do know
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. Yeah, it's a star per pretty
Speaker 1: much conness cloud chaser could be that, Yeah, couldn't be.
Speaker 1: The thing is he's already got he's already gott like
Speaker 1: he is a pretty famous guy already. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: think Kim Kardashian is the most famous person in the world,
Speaker 1: right so, But like so, he dated Cassie David, Larry
Speaker 1: David's daughter for a couple of years and then he
Speaker 1: dated obviously Ariana Grande and they got engaged. And then
Speaker 1: he dated Kate beckinsale M who's very attractive, and she
Speaker 1: isn't she like sixty, she's older. No, she's not sixty,
Speaker 1: but she's There was a twenty year age difference between
Speaker 1: the two of them, so he was like probably twenty five,
Speaker 1: so she must have been okay, Yeah, slipped it up
Speaker 1: nice and done very quick. Uh. And then a couple
Speaker 1: other ones, a girl from Bridgetain I don't know, but
Speaker 1: I'm I don't know which one that is, Kaya Gerber
Speaker 1: Margery Quality uh and then uh, Phoebe Phoebe Denver, that's
Speaker 1: the one from Burt Okay, so he didd these all girls.
Speaker 1: And now obviously he's being linked up to Kim Kardashian,
Speaker 1: one of the most famous people in the world. So like,
Speaker 1: is he just a celebrity bleeper? Like is this who
Speaker 1: Pete Davidson is? And he's just he's like a closet
Speaker 1: celebrity bleeper because he's already a celebrity, but he just
Speaker 1: he just wants to date other celebrities. Yeah, it seems
Speaker 1: like he just likes he's a serial celebrity. That's crazy
Speaker 1: because he comes off so much different than that. You
Speaker 1: would think he'd want to date someone nobody knows anything about, right,
Speaker 1: But that's like someone like Elon Musk's ex wife, like
Speaker 1: Hall Hall, Is it Halsey Halsey? Right, wasn't he? Wasn't
Speaker 1: she dating Grimes? Right? Someone like that. I feel it
Speaker 1: would be more appropriate for Pete Davidson. I was about,
Speaker 1: say Easton coming in the clutch, just throwing names d
Speaker 1: or like who's the who's the younger singer that's really
Speaker 1: famous right now? Um oh, she's like you know, she
Speaker 1: sings like those sad songs. What is her name? Taylor Swift? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: Olivia Rodrigo. She's kind of like moody, moody singer she's got.
Speaker 1: He's got like the tired look all the time. Eastern
Speaker 1: you know who I'm talking about? Billie Eilish, Who are
Speaker 1: you talking about? I think she's gonna date Pete Davidson.
Speaker 1: That's her prediction. Well, I'm just saying I feel like
Speaker 1: that's kind of the more more of the type that
Speaker 1: Pete Davidson seems like he would want to go for,
Speaker 1: you know, like artistic, troubled kind of type. Let me.
Speaker 1: Let me get you into the pathology of a of
Speaker 1: a weird, lanky person like myself. And so if Pete
Speaker 1: Davidson had anything like me, we felt marginalized for a
Speaker 1: lot of our lives. And now he's at a point
Speaker 1: where he's like he's on s and now he's been
Speaker 1: in a bunch of movies, has probably got a bunch
Speaker 1: of money. You know what, No, I want to date
Speaker 1: the crazy big pop star. I want to date Kim
Speaker 1: Kardashi and I want like he's gonna do old like
Speaker 1: he's doing wish fulfilment right now. This is like he's
Speaker 1: living like a seventeen year old boys fantasy because that's
Speaker 1: where he's like, I think a part of him is
Speaker 1: mentally stuck there. Uh and uh, he's having the time
Speaker 1: of his life and I love it and I wish
Speaker 1: him the best. Yeah, the wish fulfillment thing, I guess
Speaker 1: that makes a lot of sense, right, Like he's finally
Speaker 1: got the capability to do the things he's always wanted
Speaker 1: to do, so he's just gonna go out and do it.
Speaker 1: Like he's not get married in these people. I know
Speaker 1: he and Ariana Grande were engaged, but like they weren't
Speaker 1: gonna get made. Uh so I agree with you, he'd
Speaker 1: probably be happier with, like, you know, a lesser known
Speaker 1: person that maybe had more depth in certain places. But
Speaker 1: um no, I don't know. I think that's why he's
Speaker 1: going for the Kardashian. Here's the question I have is that, yeah,
Speaker 1: listen follows him. Of course, you date everybody and anybody
Speaker 1: you can get. But how the hell is he getting
Speaker 1: all these women? That's the question. He's a good looking guy,
Speaker 1: he's charismatic, don't get me wrong, but to the point
Speaker 1: where you can pull all within like three years, Ariana Grande,
Speaker 1: Kate Beckinsale and Kim Kardashian. I'm mean, that's good work
Speaker 1: right there. That's good work. It really is good work,
Speaker 1: East Easton. While we have you here as a lanky
Speaker 1: man fellow to Pete Davidson, what what do you predict
Speaker 1: for him moving forward romantically? I don't know. This is
Speaker 1: like trying to territory. I don't know. Um, I had
Speaker 1: to come on, guys, talk about Okay, please, are you
Speaker 1: gonna talk about Pete Davidson? This? Um? Okay? So screaming
Speaker 1: from the other room, sorry, okay, So I called my
Speaker 1: sister this morning. Yeah okay, she did it, as she
Speaker 1: whispers into the mic. No, if it makes you feel
Speaker 1: any better, I didn't brush my teeth this morning either,
Speaker 1: So oh my god, who who do I podcast with?
Speaker 1: Who do I live with? That? Sometimes you're sorry having
Speaker 1: a bad day? Okay? Um. I called my sister today
Speaker 1: to talk about this very thing because Kim and Pete
Speaker 1: had their second date last night, and like, we are
Speaker 1: not shocked at this at all, because it makes so
Speaker 1: much sense. He's so charismatic. He has a nice face,
Speaker 1: I'll be a little bit different looking and maybe not
Speaker 1: classically handsome. My sister says that he has height in
Speaker 1: humor and that's all girl really needs to be wooed.
Speaker 1: He has, like, um, something very endearing about him. Um,
Speaker 1: he seems sensitive and I guys like keep saying like, oh,
Speaker 1: it must be because he has a big dick, because
Speaker 1: like Arianna said that, and that is like absolutely nobody cares. Okay,
Speaker 1: they care about the fact that he's so charming. You
Speaker 1: can't say that. You have to say you care. Okay,
Speaker 1: I care. No, Please do a poll on whether girls
Speaker 1: really care or not. Um, okay, we'll get that. Okay,
Speaker 1: So it just makes a lot of sense. I am
Speaker 1: not surprised that he's doing able to real all these
Speaker 1: girls in I remember seeing him at the Comedy Seller
Speaker 1: in New York City. He was seventeen years old, and
Speaker 1: we were like, what in the world where like this
Speaker 1: seventeen year old was so hot? He was because he
Speaker 1: was just like he just has it. That's all. That's all. Goodbye.
Speaker 1: Actually has a question I've got I've got a question
Speaker 1: for you as an informed individual. Easton was a little
Speaker 1: too scared to tread an unknown waters. What do you
Speaker 1: think that the future of Pete Davidson's romantic life entails
Speaker 1: for him? Um? I mean, he and Kim aren't getting
Speaker 1: married or anything. They're going to break up, They're not
Speaker 1: getting engaged. That's what Easton seems to think as well.
Speaker 1: But who do you think he's going to go a
Speaker 1: long term with or no one at all? I think
Speaker 1: he's going to take his time. He's only seven, I
Speaker 1: think wait till he's thirty five. How how many times
Speaker 1: has Kim been married? Three? So this would be a
Speaker 1: fourth if heard he get married. Oh my god, getting married,
Speaker 1: that's so silly. Yeah, but I don't know, I can
Speaker 1: see it happening. So she's been married three times, but no,
Speaker 1: there's no way she could possibly get married to Pete David. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like he's gonna be the steps. Why what he proposed
Speaker 1: arian a Grande? What like? Was it a super fast engagement?
Speaker 1: It was like a month or something like that? Wasn't
Speaker 1: that the story? That's not happening here, Kim, Kim has
Speaker 1: a lot of head on her shoulders. In Jared's defense, though,
Speaker 1: Kim does know how to grab a headline, so I
Speaker 1: think that that will say. There's a really funny TikTok
Speaker 1: going on about like how Courtney had the attention for
Speaker 1: like a couple of days too long, And Kim was like,
Speaker 1: screw Kim, Yeah, yeah, you make a good point, asked, well,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for imparting your wisdom on us.
Speaker 1: We really appreciate it. Brush my teeth now, Yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 1: I wish I could do that, but I don't have
Speaker 1: time because coming up we have it Lee D'Angelo, who
Speaker 1: we've had on the podcast before, the creator of dig
Speaker 1: and the creator of the new cat dating app Tabby.
Speaker 1: All Right, welcome back to help I suck at dating.
Speaker 1: As Dan t s before the Break and Ashley, I'm
Speaker 1: happy to report, is currently brushing her teeth. More importantly,
Speaker 1: we have our very special guest who is the CEO
Speaker 1: and co founder of not only Dig the Dog person
Speaker 1: Dating App, but Tabby, the cat person dating App. It
Speaker 1: is Lee D'Angelo. Lee, thank you so much for joining
Speaker 1: us once again. Welcome back to the podcast. Thank you
Speaker 1: guys so much. So. How have things been going on
Speaker 1: Dig and now you started a brand new Obviously it's
Speaker 1: been going well because if you have a dog app
Speaker 1: and now you just created a cat app, I'm assuming
Speaker 1: things are going well. Yes, that assumption is cracked. Yeah,
Speaker 1: things have been pretty amazing. Uh. We launched Tabby kind
Speaker 1: of a beta version last year. Uh, and we just
Speaker 1: went kind of officially national because Tabby just aired on
Speaker 1: Shark Tank last week. Yay, congratulation. You got a deal
Speaker 1: for for the listeners. I love I love Shark Tank shows. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Kaylyn and I watched all the time. Um, I had
Speaker 1: to keeping up with the new seasons though. But it
Speaker 1: looks like you got a deal three thousand in exchange
Speaker 1: for thirty of Tabby, right, so I e oh, sorry, sorry,
Speaker 1: we can share that. That's okay, that's okay, breaking news
Speaker 1: on help my second dating. I want to know what
Speaker 1: the experience was like going on Shark Tank? Were you nervous? Um?
Speaker 1: What was it like standing up in front of all
Speaker 1: the sharks? I just just tell us everything. I'm so
Speaker 1: excited to talk to you guys about this because from
Speaker 1: y'all's point of view, being on reality TV and for
Speaker 1: most of us going on Shark Tank, that's not our
Speaker 1: experience at all. Uh, you know that we've got to
Speaker 1: how to have a really interesting perspective. But for me,
Speaker 1: my background is in media and TV. I was a
Speaker 1: TV news reporter. You know, I've pitched my company many
Speaker 1: times before and this was nothing like either of those
Speaker 1: And so I truly have no idea how people make
Speaker 1: it on this show without having media training, because the basics,
Speaker 1: you know, like, don't look at this camera as the
Speaker 1: boom cameras going by you, but do look at this
Speaker 1: one as often as you can, and after you may
Speaker 1: or may not make a deal. When you walk out,
Speaker 1: you can't look at this camera, but we want you
Speaker 1: to smile at that one. And you're supposed to remember
Speaker 1: that after you just pitched your you know, your business,
Speaker 1: baby too. Massive celebrity investors who could really change your life. Uh.
Speaker 1: And but I mean the entire process was insane. I
Speaker 1: don't think you guys know this, But the reason we
Speaker 1: were on truktanc is because Katie Thurston, the previous bachelorette,
Speaker 1: posted about us on her stories and she had just
Speaker 1: been kicked off Matt Season and she has this awesome cat,
Speaker 1: Tommy that she posts photos with all the time. And
Speaker 1: so our social team just kind of added her and said,
Speaker 1: don't worry. You know you're gonna find your next guy
Speaker 1: on tabby. This is before we knew she was gonna
Speaker 1: be the bachelorette. And she reposted it was so excited that,
Speaker 1: you know, we're a small business and we're sister you know,
Speaker 1: co founders. Uh. And then of course ABC producers were
Speaker 1: watching everything she posted and they reached out to us
Speaker 1: and they said, hey, if Katie likes it, we like you,
Speaker 1: why don't you guys come on and apply? And that
Speaker 1: was last February. Wow, well that's that's kind of a
Speaker 1: coolis story moment. And then so so they reached out
Speaker 1: to you in February or July, you said, right, and
Speaker 1: then what was the process or February right? Right? And
Speaker 1: then so you submit the application that gets you on there. Um,
Speaker 1: how nervous were you walking out there? That wasn't terrifying.
Speaker 1: I just like who was on the panel. It was
Speaker 1: obviously Kevin was like Mark there, and then Lorie and
Speaker 1: like who else? Yeah, well, first of all, just submitting
Speaker 1: an application and getting on that process was from February
Speaker 1: to July. So just because the producers reached out to us,
Speaker 1: we didn't get special consideration because there's a different producer
Speaker 1: for every step of the way. So if anyone's looking
Speaker 1: to apply to Shark Tank, you know, you can go
Speaker 1: the traditional route. You can hope that a producer reaches
Speaker 1: out to either one's going to put you in the
Speaker 1: same kind of lineup. Then you have to go through
Speaker 1: and do because um of COVID and everything, a million
Speaker 1: different zoom interviews with different producers. Our team is across
Speaker 1: the country, so the three of us who you saw
Speaker 1: on Shark Tank all um work together and tried to
Speaker 1: zoom at the same time doing our pitch, which you
Speaker 1: know can be hard trying to follow scripts on that
Speaker 1: and uh keep your energy up and it took a
Speaker 1: long time. You also have to do full due diligence Um.
Speaker 1: You know, they don't just take a company and hope
Speaker 1: that it's a real company. You actually have to show
Speaker 1: that you're a real company first. Um. And then you
Speaker 1: know they ask you questions that you could be totally
Speaker 1: honest and give the total wrong answer, like what sharks
Speaker 1: are you hoping to pitch in front of? And they
Speaker 1: have so many rotating if you kind of say one
Speaker 1: that they don't plan on having, they might not pick you.
Speaker 1: And there's a million reasons they might not pick you
Speaker 1: right now. Luckily, we really on it, either Mark Cuban
Speaker 1: or Kevin O'Leary, because Mark had invested in dating apps
Speaker 1: before and Kevin had invested in cat apps before, and
Speaker 1: kind of unknowingly this is something I should have done
Speaker 1: research on. But they are two of the three who
Speaker 1: are always on. So by giving that answer, we gave
Speaker 1: ourselves kind of a boost which I didn't realize. So
Speaker 1: I don't know sneak you know, or hidden message there? Yeah,
Speaker 1: there you go. The first time, the first time you
Speaker 1: meet the sharks are is on camera. There's nothing beforehand
Speaker 1: right right. The only reason I saw Mark Cuban before
Speaker 1: is because he used the bathroom right before me. Weren't
Speaker 1: supposed to say anything, but uh, I was twenty weeks
Speaker 1: pregnant on the show, and so they suddenly we thought
Speaker 1: we were going back to our trailer, and they're like, actually,
Speaker 1: you're going to go pitch right now. And I was like,
Speaker 1: there's something very important I have to do, you know,
Speaker 1: to this like backstage a little bathroom. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: looking up at him, like not allowed to say anything,
Speaker 1: like see you soon, you know. Yeah. Um. So the
Speaker 1: other two sharks were Robert Hershevik, who is one of
Speaker 1: the original He was on Dragon's Den Um and he
Speaker 1: kind of rotates through a lot. But the guest shark
Speaker 1: was near Avtolia and he is the CEO or the
Speaker 1: co founder of next door, and so we were so
Speaker 1: excited to hear about that because I mean, think about
Speaker 1: how you use next door. How I use next door
Speaker 1: is when my neighbors lose their pet, right, Like that's
Speaker 1: the number one I think about. Um. So we we
Speaker 1: thought it was just all going to be a really
Speaker 1: good match. Robert Hershevik on the cybersecurity company um, which
Speaker 1: is a massive consideration for dating apps, and so we
Speaker 1: just and he's a big pet person to Robert, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and just so nice. Uh yeah, he's one of my
Speaker 1: favorites as well. He seems like a really nice guy.
Speaker 1: So that's what threw me off the most. I was acting,
Speaker 1: for sure like nice guy over here. You know, Lori
Speaker 1: is a huge cat person, um and she works with
Speaker 1: you know products, and we have a ton of um
Speaker 1: B two B you know, deals and stuff on our platform,
Speaker 1: so I thought she might be interested. You know, Kevin
Speaker 1: Mr wonderful as a cat you know business guy, he's
Speaker 1: not actually a cat person. He just says he likes
Speaker 1: you'll hear it on the show. He says he likes
Speaker 1: cat flow cash flow. Right, that's this thing. Um have
Speaker 1: been a great match for us because of all the
Speaker 1: next door stuff. And then Mark Cuban we knew would
Speaker 1: be a really hard pitch because um he's invested in
Speaker 1: dating apps that haven't gone that well, and so we
Speaker 1: knew it'd be great if he came on. He'd have
Speaker 1: a like so much knowledge that would help us. But
Speaker 1: at the same time, I knew that would be a
Speaker 1: tough one. So I get out there and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play to the Mr. Nice guy. Like he
Speaker 1: kind of ripped us to shreds just you know, none
Speaker 1: of it made it to air, so I can't give
Speaker 1: any like specific details, but like I think I was
Speaker 1: just picturing him to be like overly nice, and when
Speaker 1: he wasn't, I was like, wait, my whole game plans
Speaker 1: thrown off up here, and just like a regular business
Speaker 1: person a second way to second, this hurts. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: so um no, I mean dating app world is so
Speaker 1: hard for someone who understands, you know, cybersecurity and data protection.
Speaker 1: If that's your number one concern, which it's always been
Speaker 1: ours as well, it's a tough conversation. And mean, people
Speaker 1: are really vulnerable when you go on dating apps. You
Speaker 1: know that you're trying to put yourself out there, the
Speaker 1: things that you do to protect yourself elsewhere on the internet.
Speaker 1: Even a smart Internet savvy, you know, regular person on
Speaker 1: dating apps, you don't realize you let your guard down
Speaker 1: so much because you're going in there with such hope
Speaker 1: of finding love that you fall victim to scammers at
Speaker 1: a much higher rate. Even when you look at these
Speaker 1: scams and you're like, really, this guy was offering you
Speaker 1: a gift card that if you went on a date
Speaker 1: with him, he would repay you, and like, like it
Speaker 1: seems so obvious, but when you're on there, you're just
Speaker 1: in a different mindset. And so I almost once fell
Speaker 1: for winning a cruise ship vacation. I got a phone call.
Speaker 1: I know, I was in the grocery store. This was
Speaker 1: like four years ago, and I got a phone call
Speaker 1: and I was like, I want to play this out
Speaker 1: until they ask for any type of money or credit
Speaker 1: card information. And then finally came around just so when
Speaker 1: we need to put a credit card on file, and
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I'm not going to do that,
Speaker 1: and like, no, we can't. You can't win the tickets
Speaker 1: without a credit card on file. And I was like okay,
Speaker 1: bye bye. It was very disappointing. But you know what's funny,
Speaker 1: those Facebook quizzes, those apparently are some ways to those
Speaker 1: are scams too, Like I see my mom do that
Speaker 1: all the time on Facebook, where it's like, oh, like
Speaker 1: what's your soul you know animal or your your spirit
Speaker 1: animal and it's like, oh, I was a giraffe ha ha.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, Mom, they ask you all these questions
Speaker 1: like your birthday, you're school, like what school you went to,
Speaker 1: and it's all questions that are like kind of security
Speaker 1: questions to go and garner more information about you. My mom.
Speaker 1: She doesn't know. We're getting a little off topic here.
Speaker 1: Al right, back to back to Shark Tank. I got
Speaker 1: more questions about Shark Tank. But that's actually an important lesson, Jared.
Speaker 1: I agree with what you're saying. If you're listening to the
Speaker 1: the podcast, don't do that. Don't do those quizzes because
Speaker 1: you could end up giving up some some pertant information. Alright, Lee,
Speaker 1: So I've got a question for Tabby. So how has
Speaker 1: how is life changed for you guys since since recording
Speaker 1: the show and then since the show has aired, because
Speaker 1: I'm sure it probably was like a two step thing, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we recorded um back in the middle of July and
Speaker 1: it just aired last week. And so, first of all,
Speaker 1: having to keep that secrets, I don't know how you
Speaker 1: guys did that when you went on your shows, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we didn't really keep secrets. It was like, I just
Speaker 1: hope it doesn't get out really right, Well, I told
Speaker 1: all my friends, but I never like share anything publicly,
Speaker 1: you know. I think that's just kind of the general
Speaker 1: rule of thumb, at least for bet for Bachelor at contestants.
Speaker 1: But all right, so you filmed in July, were you
Speaker 1: were under a strict like, hey, if you say anything,
Speaker 1: we're gonna sue your ass. So not just in general,
Speaker 1: we were under like because it was ABC, Sony, Shark Tank, Disney.
Speaker 1: And then each of the investors lawyers basically see seed
Speaker 1: on all of our communications. When you get there, they
Speaker 1: sit you down and basically remind you that if you
Speaker 1: tell anyone anything at all, you're disqualified. Like it was
Speaker 1: a constant, constant because the main point of the show
Speaker 1: is like finding out if you get the deal. So
Speaker 1: the biggest worry was, Okay, maybe someone finds out you're
Speaker 1: going to be on the show, but if they find
Speaker 1: out about the deal, like we're gonna pull you, Like
Speaker 1: that takes away the whole reasoning. And so to sit
Speaker 1: on this information like we didn't even know if we
Speaker 1: could tell our own investors right that we actually struck
Speaker 1: a deal with um Mr wonderful. So yeah, that was
Speaker 1: wild and then have it air Sorry go ahead, Oh no,
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, I remember the first guy
Speaker 1: who wants Survivor whose name is Richard Atch, and this
Speaker 1: was like pre internet, not pre internet, but you know,
Speaker 1: pre social media, and he it was a surprise, like
Speaker 1: no one knew if he won the million dollars. That's
Speaker 1: why everybody was watching Survivor to see who was the
Speaker 1: final person. But he lived in Rhode Island and he
Speaker 1: bought like a six d thousand dollar house before it aired,
Speaker 1: and so people were like, he obviously won the million
Speaker 1: dollars because he just bought a huge house. That's so
Speaker 1: that it was spoiled for like local Rhode Islanders. Anyway,
Speaker 1: back to you, Lee, I didn't do anything like that. Um,
Speaker 1: but no, no, you're right since it aired, the amount
Speaker 1: of press we've gotten the you know, shark tink watchers
Speaker 1: on their own Friday was obviously a big day. But
Speaker 1: most people are watching on Hulu now and so it's
Speaker 1: just kind of like a constant uptick of when people
Speaker 1: are binging the show. Um, we had the East Coast
Speaker 1: airing and then the West Coast airing, and you know,
Speaker 1: last time I talked to you guys, it was all
Speaker 1: dogs right, Like it's I've been dog since day one.
Speaker 1: I have a dog to be Like the face of
Speaker 1: cat people now is wild. I love it because it's
Speaker 1: all about love and animals and I'm more than a
Speaker 1: million percent for that, but it just cracks me up
Speaker 1: that I've spent years building up dig to then you know,
Speaker 1: be the cat person. So well, there's this stigma about
Speaker 1: you don't want Like a lot of girls, right they're like,
Speaker 1: we don't want to be the cat lady who's you know,
Speaker 1: by herself in her home with nine cats. It's worse
Speaker 1: for guys. There have been studies out there, which is
Speaker 1: literally why we launched this last year. UM. There was
Speaker 1: a study that came out UM from the University of Colorado,
Speaker 1: the Veterinary Institute that said guys with cats in their
Speaker 1: profile photos on dating apps performed worse and we're seen
Speaker 1: as more neurotic and less masculine, and so they often
Speaker 1: hide the facts that they have a cat, which surprised
Speaker 1: the study UM people because they ought if you had
Speaker 1: any animal, you would be you know, seen as a
Speaker 1: good match. But cats actually made people perform worse on
Speaker 1: general dating apps. And so from day one we said, Okay,
Speaker 1: these guys need to have their own space. You know,
Speaker 1: I never thought I'd be like the leader of the
Speaker 1: guys who have cats. You know, let's get them uh promoted,
Speaker 1: And finally we gotta find a wife for these guys
Speaker 1: with all these poor men, but at thee the women
Speaker 1: can't find them, right if you're hiding what it is
Speaker 1: and what it matters to you, um, and it affects
Speaker 1: so much of your life. You know that. This has
Speaker 1: been my pitch from day one for both apps. You've
Speaker 1: got animals in your home. Both of them are most
Speaker 1: likely sleeping in your bed. So if you're talking about
Speaker 1: long term relationships, it's kind of a big deal. Pretty
Speaker 1: you know, possibly pretty soon. Uh. It's how you spend
Speaker 1: your money, it's how you spend your time. You know,
Speaker 1: the type of dog you have, um, if it you know?
Speaker 1: Not all the dogs you know travel as well as yours, dean, um,
Speaker 1: you know. But it affects your travel life, and affects
Speaker 1: how clean you keep your house, all sorts of different
Speaker 1: aspects that normally you wouldn't have those conversations in dating apps.
Speaker 1: But you know, Oh nice, I had to bring Lois.
Speaker 1: We were talking about dogs. This is mine? Yeah you go,
Speaker 1: she was laying right there. Hello. Okay, since the show
Speaker 1: is aired, have you seen a lot of new profiles
Speaker 1: being made for Tabby? Yes, it's amazing. It's the best
Speaker 1: thing that could have happened. To us for sure, is
Speaker 1: it like is it like a crazy spike too, like
Speaker 1: you just like, yeah, I don't even know. I don't know,
Speaker 1: Like what a crazy thing, right to go on Shark Tank.
Speaker 1: And even like that's another thing too about Shark Tank.
Speaker 1: Even if you don't get the deal for you know,
Speaker 1: a certain amount of money, whatever it is, you still
Speaker 1: get so much exposure if you get aired, like it's
Speaker 1: it's like kind of like a win win in that regard.
Speaker 1: Oh definitely. Yeah. And they told us from the start,
Speaker 1: you're only airing um if you don't get a deal,
Speaker 1: because they have to show some of those um if
Speaker 1: you turn down a deal, which is like super dramatic, right, um,
Speaker 1: or if you close a deal and actually work with
Speaker 1: the shark to actually close the investment because so many
Speaker 1: people were going on and uh, just wanting the exposure,
Speaker 1: turning around and then saying never mind, we don't want
Speaker 1: to give up some of our company. And so they
Speaker 1: tell you that when you're applying, like, don't you know
Speaker 1: we're going to weed out the people who aren't really
Speaker 1: trying to make a business deal here because it's such
Speaker 1: incredible exposure. What was there a number that you were
Speaker 1: going to be willing to turn down an offer at
Speaker 1: not really, Well, this is all the after they already
Speaker 1: im assuming everything is already signed and transferred and ready
Speaker 1: to go. So like if they offered you, like like
Speaker 1: ten grand, you would have taken it. So here's the thing,
Speaker 1: and this was our business decision from the very start. Um,
Speaker 1: we have dig the dog person is stating at we
Speaker 1: have dig Dates, Inc. Which is the corporation, and then
Speaker 1: we've got dig LLC, which is where all our dig
Speaker 1: fun stuff actually lives, and Tabby LLC. And when we
Speaker 1: pitched Tabby, Tabby was extraordinarily new, um less than a
Speaker 1: year old, but also going through major issues. If you
Speaker 1: watched the episode. When I pitched, we had just been
Speaker 1: dropped by our development team. We had no app and
Speaker 1: no users on the around chart thing. Of course, I
Speaker 1: call the producers and they're like, this is TV gold right,
Speaker 1: so we knew they'd like it. But I was basically
Speaker 1: pitching a roadmap. I said, we've got this other app
Speaker 1: that's doing extraordinarily well, I'm not going to give you
Speaker 1: details on it because that's not what we're talking about here,
Speaker 1: which you know, difficult to sell anyway. But here's our team,
Speaker 1: here's what we've done in the past. Here's why our
Speaker 1: tech is going to be different. You know, I already
Speaker 1: have new developers working on it. We've got an app
Speaker 1: already under review at the app Store. But we could
Speaker 1: start with zero And I said, there's a you know,
Speaker 1: there's a huge chance we start with zero users while
Speaker 1: you're investing. I believe in it, and here's why. And
Speaker 1: we needed to find someone who believed in it with us.
Speaker 1: And so we weren't about to go in there and
Speaker 1: be like, no, you know, we demand a certain amount.
Speaker 1: You know, we know we needed their partnership just as
Speaker 1: much as and also what's good for Tabby is good
Speaker 1: for Dick I imagine too, right, So like, even if
Speaker 1: they're only getting a piece of Tabby, I'm sure dig
Speaker 1: is still going to see a bit of an uptick
Speaker 1: as well. So I gotta know before we let you go,
Speaker 1: what is the next animal app going to be? My God,
Speaker 1: we get this question all the time. I think, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, I think horse people that yeah, it when
Speaker 1: you think about lifestyle, you know, the horse lifestyle. If
Speaker 1: you're really talking about money and you're talking about time
Speaker 1: or like smells right, like horse people have to find
Speaker 1: each other. And it's different than like farmers only like
Speaker 1: there's a whole other section of like horse people. I
Speaker 1: don't think it's a massive market, but I think people
Speaker 1: would really appreciate it. Smells, you know, like horse stable smell. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: kind of you know, lifestyle stuff to people who ride
Speaker 1: horses smell like that constantly. Probably I'm gonna go with
Speaker 1: most often yes, interesting, Maybe not like the stable, but
Speaker 1: they definitely probably have a different smell than like someone
Speaker 1: that's not around horses all the time. I think that's fair.
Speaker 1: Yea more often smelling like horses, then you're not horse people.
Speaker 1: There's something about horses too, if you have if you
Speaker 1: have a horse, I don't know, there's something very attractive
Speaker 1: about that. I agree with that. Yeah, you're gonna find
Speaker 1: a lot of people who want to date horse people,
Speaker 1: right yeah. Yeah. And then the other one we get um,
Speaker 1: which I love And I grew up with a bird.
Speaker 1: Bird people are really cool to me too, So yeah,
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, like a like a chameleon chameleon one. Okay,
Speaker 1: I gotta say that it hasn't come to me yet. Well,
Speaker 1: I feel like so many people like you know, how
Speaker 1: like it's like, oh, I have a pet snake or
Speaker 1: I have a pet. Yeah, But I think I think
Speaker 1: the biggest thing that Leaves made a point of is
Speaker 1: like some of these pets are like drastically changing how
Speaker 1: we as humans of our lives. Right. Reptiles, I feel like,
Speaker 1: are pretty independent, So you could like travel for a
Speaker 1: couple of days. You're not gonn to sleep with it
Speaker 1: in your bed. It's not gonna make you smell any different.
Speaker 1: But I agree, like there's still probably like certain characteristics
Speaker 1: that overlap if you're if you're a fan of having
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Speaker 1: us out. So exciting. Thank you so much for joining
Speaker 1: us in congratulations. Thanks, welcome back everybody to help I
Speaker 1: suck at dating. Thanks for joining us. Lee. It sounds
Speaker 1: like something's going on in Jared's studio there. It's amazing.
Speaker 1: It's like Frankenstein busting down the door. Actually just constantly
Speaker 1: comes into the room when I'm recording. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: always good content though, Actually, you have something you want
Speaker 1: to clarify, apparently here she comes off the bed. Here
Speaker 1: she is to wreck the day. I thought I could
Speaker 1: just come back and clarify the penis comments and obviously
Speaker 1: obviously not very much of an expert in this. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's settle down here. I'm saying I don't need seen
Speaker 1: many jar you know, I don't need visualization. Okay. Well,
Speaker 1: what I meant to say it was, no girl cares
Speaker 1: as long as it's average and beyond. Okay, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Yeah, yeah, So you're saying that, like guys,
Speaker 1: you know, when like Diana and I were in high school,
Speaker 1: and you're like, you know, it's a measuring contest. You're
Speaker 1: saying that it didn't matter. No, that's what I mean.
Speaker 1: I was watching this TikTok the other day, and sometimes
Speaker 1: on TikTok, every of the comments during like a boring section,
Speaker 1: and this person made a really good point. They say
Speaker 1: that girls, for some reason, you're always looking for a
Speaker 1: hot guy with a big penis. And if you think
Speaker 1: about it from like a like a family standpoint, it's like,
Speaker 1: why do you care about your kids dad having a
Speaker 1: big penis. It's just like it doesn't make any sense,
Speaker 1: you know, So just because you're I don't know, it's
Speaker 1: just like something food for thought. If you think about it, like,
Speaker 1: penis size probably doesn't really matter that any thing, right,
Speaker 1: I think guys care more about comparing, thinking that it
Speaker 1: makes huge again, you know, I would also say as
Speaker 1: much as like, you know, obviously Dena and I are
Speaker 1: straight males. I'm sure we like boobs, but I think
Speaker 1: girls make a bigger deal about boob size similar to
Speaker 1: guys probably make a bigger deal about penis size. It's
Speaker 1: probably true, yeah, right, we care much more about the booty.
Speaker 1: I mean you do, you don't, Yeah, you don't care
Speaker 1: about boobies a little bit, but as long as they're
Speaker 1: you know, so why do we care whether the butt
Speaker 1: is big or not? You know, it's just like a
Speaker 1: butts of butt buts are Yeah, I agree with. At
Speaker 1: the same time, I don't know. Maybe it's just like
Speaker 1: a visual thing. Now it's also a nice grabbything, I guess.
Speaker 1: I guess. The point at the point that I was
Speaker 1: trying to make it point I was trying to make
Speaker 1: was whether your wife has a big butt or small butter,
Speaker 1: or big boobs or small boobs, or your husband has
Speaker 1: a big penis or a small penis. None of those
Speaker 1: attributes are going to make them a better or worse parent,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean of the day, it doesn't
Speaker 1: really matter if they have and everybody finds any like beauty.
Speaker 1: I truly believe beauties in the eye the beholder. Like
Speaker 1: some people just like different things and there's nothing wrong
Speaker 1: with that. Yeah, and Jared and uh Ashley apparently like
Speaker 1: small penises, which is great for you. Jared, Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I worked out well for me. I said, You're not
Speaker 1: helping them. Oh Jesus Christ, you know, I'm I'm confident
Speaker 1: with who I am. I'm confident. Okay, hold on, hold
Speaker 1: on one thing though, I will say, because we talked
Speaker 1: about guys make a bigger deal about their own size
Speaker 1: because it comes from a place of insecurity. But then
Speaker 1: I see, what was it? What was the show a
Speaker 1: couple of months ago where everybody was talking about that
Speaker 1: one scene the guy in the shower he turned around
Speaker 1: and had a giant penis. It was like, what, no,
Speaker 1: not basketball? Yeah, remember they like taking the shower and
Speaker 1: he turns around. It's like it's like it's like a
Speaker 1: third leg. Essentially, it's like se it stuff. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was But I'm talking about the new Netflix show that
Speaker 1: just came out like a month. It's called sex Life,
Speaker 1: and so anyway, I saw everybody post about this. Amy
Speaker 1: actually had wanted us to watch it, and so I
Speaker 1: watched a little bit of it. But then I saw
Speaker 1: on everybody's social media it was like sex Life episode
Speaker 1: three or whatever. Literally I saw you know who. I
Speaker 1: saw Olivia Creedy in a post about this, because I
Speaker 1: saw it wasn't just her, but I remember seeing hers
Speaker 1: where she was like she was like I just watched
Speaker 1: the scene and I'm speechless or something like that. I
Speaker 1: was like, I gotta see what the hell this is,
Speaker 1: and so of course I fast forward to that one particular.
Speaker 1: Of course, I definitely wasn't home this leegue. No I will,
Speaker 1: because again we were gonna Our producer was like, hey,
Speaker 1: can you watch the show and we'll talk about it
Speaker 1: on the podcast, and so I started watching, but of
Speaker 1: course I can't really get into TV shows, plus it
Speaker 1: was like too dramatic for me. But then I was like,
Speaker 1: I gotta see this one part that legitimately everybody is
Speaker 1: talking about, and of course I fast for it. And
Speaker 1: it's a shower scene of a guy and he turns
Speaker 1: around and his penis is I'm not joking, not erect.
Speaker 1: It's probably fourteen inches long. So it's like Mark W.
Speaker 1: L bergin Um, I don't think Mark, Oh about how
Speaker 1: like yeah, and how did that? How did the penis
Speaker 1: play into the storyline of the show? Was that like
Speaker 1: a I don't think anything. I mean I I watched
Speaker 1: it without context and was it was it a real
Speaker 1: penis or do you think it was a prosthetic or
Speaker 1: what prosthetic? I bet it was real. I mean you
Speaker 1: think about it, like you know, I've I have seen
Speaker 1: I have seen porn, and I'm sure Dean has and
Speaker 1: I'm sure Ashley has. And you see guys in there
Speaker 1: and that are like ginormous. It's like you you can
Speaker 1: probably do something or take something. So I should probably
Speaker 1: go watch this clip. No, no, why would you? I'm
Speaker 1: going to watch because then you're not gonna be okay
Speaker 1: with average Like that's Alvin. That looks like it hurts.
Speaker 1: Oh god, we're getting well, hey, it's a dating podcasts
Speaker 1: and the things that we got to talk about We've
Speaker 1: talked about it before. Boyfriend penis man, boyfriend penis is
Speaker 1: an important thing, isn't that How cute. All right, we
Speaker 1: have an email we should probably get to and stop
Speaker 1: talking about this stuff. Stop talking about Jared's average penis.
Speaker 1: Let's get to emails. Um, we definitely have lost listeners.
Speaker 1: We have Easton on board of this, I think, and
Speaker 1: we have an email from Carla Easton. If you're there
Speaker 1: and you're listening to this, when you read that email
Speaker 1: forr us, please with pleasure, with pleasure average size pleasure. Yes,
Speaker 1: I was. I was like, interesting word choice there. Hey,
Speaker 1: it's not it's not the size. That's how you use it, right,
Speaker 1: That's what That's what they say. But um, Carla says,
Speaker 1: I just this is actually somewhat related. I decided to
Speaker 1: finally get a boob job. My boobs have always been
Speaker 1: a huge insecurity of mine, and I finally saved up
Speaker 1: enough money to get them done. I asked my boyfriend
Speaker 1: if you could take some time off work to help
Speaker 1: me with the recovery process, and he suddenly started an
Speaker 1: argument about it. He went on and on about your
Speaker 1: perfect just the way you are. Why would you waste
Speaker 1: money on that? My question is why are men like this?
Speaker 1: My boyfriend's celebrity crash literally has fake boobs botox filler,
Speaker 1: and who knows what other procedures. Why will men follow
Speaker 1: Instagram models or crushed on women who have all these
Speaker 1: things done, but then turn and tell their partners don't
Speaker 1: do that. I like natural nous. Mm hmm. Listen, I
Speaker 1: have let me go first, just because I have a
Speaker 1: thought about this, she says. Carla says that I, as
Speaker 1: in Carla, finally saved up enough money to get them done.
Speaker 1: Why is your boyfriend so upset where you spent the
Speaker 1: money on something that you feel insecure about that you
Speaker 1: probably feel a lot more confident about. He should just
Speaker 1: relax enjoy the fact that his his girlfriend now has
Speaker 1: you know, uh, something that I'm sure he can enjoy
Speaker 1: as well. Uh. And Carla, it was an insecurity viewers,
Speaker 1: and if you felt self conscious about it, then you
Speaker 1: should absolutely if you wanted to get your boob jumb done,
Speaker 1: get it done. I'll how about this, Carla. Also, you
Speaker 1: should follow Claire Claire Carley because Claire talked about this
Speaker 1: very open and honestly over the past few weeks. She
Speaker 1: had a boob job and then she just got them removed.
Speaker 1: Now I don't know the context of why she got
Speaker 1: them removed, but I know that she was very open
Speaker 1: and honest and talking about it, so I would go
Speaker 1: to her page because she she might have some words
Speaker 1: of wisdom on there. Yeah, this is a This is
Speaker 1: a tricky one because there's definitely two sides to it,
Speaker 1: and I could see either side, uh being the case.
Speaker 1: I agree with Jared that it's your money, you spend
Speaker 1: out how you want. If it's something you're insecure about,
Speaker 1: go ahead and and take care of it. But then
Speaker 1: I could also like if Kaylin came to me and
Speaker 1: she was like, do you know I want to get
Speaker 1: a boob job. I'm gonna go tomorrow and get it done,
Speaker 1: I would be the same way as your boyfriend. I
Speaker 1: would be like, like, I don't think you need it, Um,
Speaker 1: you're perfect just the way you are, Like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: like I would. I would also be in the camp
Speaker 1: of not wanting Klan to get one, but I fully
Speaker 1: understand want to get one for your own, you know,
Speaker 1: confidence purposes whatever. I think. Really what it blows down
Speaker 1: to is it's a shame that in today's day and age,
Speaker 1: people getting boob jobs is going to boost their confidence,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, I think that's really
Speaker 1: what it's like a systemic thing at the end of
Speaker 1: the day. But um, I guess I'm not really giving
Speaker 1: much good advice here because I see both sides of it.
Speaker 1: But Eastern, what is your take on it? You know?
Speaker 1: The thing men are so stupid. The thing I always
Speaker 1: think about is like whenever there's a lot of guys
Speaker 1: that are like, I love it when my girl doesn't
Speaker 1: wear any makeup. Man, I love the real nous. And
Speaker 1: it's like, I guarantee every dude that says that their
Speaker 1: version of no makeup, there's still quite a bit of makeup, like,
Speaker 1: you know, like it's it's it's more subtle and it's
Speaker 1: it's less, but there's still makeup there. Uh So. But
Speaker 1: the more important thing is that this is something she
Speaker 1: wants to do. This is something that's gonna give her confidence,
Speaker 1: and he can tell her I don't think you need it,
Speaker 1: but if this is something you really want to do,
Speaker 1: then then you should do it because it's ultimately I mean,
Speaker 1: you guys both said it. It's it's her body, it's
Speaker 1: what she wants to do. Um, And let's all let's
Speaker 1: all put ourselves in the scenario. Right. Let's say you're
Speaker 1: both of your wives came to you and they said, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about going to get this procedure done. What
Speaker 1: do you think, What would you do? I would say,
Speaker 1: I love you the way you are, but if it's
Speaker 1: gonna make you feel better, then totally go for it.
Speaker 1: Yes I would, I've said, I say the same thing.
Speaker 1: My wife gets, like you know, she gets like filler
Speaker 1: and stuff like that all the time, and I and
Speaker 1: I helped pay for it, and you know, and I'm
Speaker 1: I'm down to Like, I think she looks great and
Speaker 1: whatever she wants to do, I think, Um, she's not
Speaker 1: gonna intentionally make herself ugly, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like she she my wife is a very beautiful person,
Speaker 1: and um, she likes being beautiful. So I don't think
Speaker 1: that she's gonna like intentionally do something to make her
Speaker 1: less than that. Uh. You know, she's gonna like turn
Speaker 1: into Joan Rivers or something that's some like crazy like
Speaker 1: jokerfied face. That's just not gonna happen. So, UM, I
Speaker 1: trust whatever she wants to do, uh, is something she
Speaker 1: wants to do. Uh. And and also it's her body,
Speaker 1: and I just keep thinking about that, you know. So
Speaker 1: I mean I agree that's kind of why it's just a
Speaker 1: a touchy thing for us to talk about, because like,
Speaker 1: who are we to talk about a woman getting a
Speaker 1: breast implant? Um. I've got to say though, from from
Speaker 1: perspective of a guy, which is, you know, it's obviously
Speaker 1: you're not getting a boob job for the guys. You're
Speaker 1: getting it for yourself and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: If that's what you're doing, that is I think the
Speaker 1: right way to go about it. If you're getting a
Speaker 1: boob job because you think guys will find you more
Speaker 1: attractive or whatever, I think that's the wrong reason because
Speaker 1: as someone that has experienced both natural and uh, fake boobs,
Speaker 1: I would say I would take natural nine out of
Speaker 1: ten times. So like, yeah, fake boobs are great, and
Speaker 1: they might look great, but at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: I think, like, whether you have big boobs or small
Speaker 1: boobs naturally, I think, you know, I would almost nine
Speaker 1: times out of ten prefer that over fake boobs. And
Speaker 1: I feel weird talking about this, but that's all right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like, like I said, if Klin, I'm
Speaker 1: kind of in the different boat than you guys. Like
Speaker 1: you guys both said you'd be supportive of your partner's
Speaker 1: getting a boom job. I would try to talk Kalin
Speaker 1: out of it because it just seems like like Claire's
Speaker 1: explant surgery, you know, like it can cause health complications
Speaker 1: on top of that, like well I think fake boobs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it doesn't like don't you feel like get a leak?
Speaker 1: That's bad. That's really bad. It can cause like an infection.
Speaker 1: Is that another thing. It's definitely a thing. I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's common though, Okay, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: feel like I've heard that before. We're like it can
Speaker 1: cause like it could be bad, bad, bad bad. But anyway,
Speaker 1: that's all stuff that you need to talk to dr
Speaker 1: about see what's best. But I agree with Dean. If
Speaker 1: you want to do it for yourself, then I think
Speaker 1: it's something that you should. You know, yeah, go for it,
Speaker 1: But yeah, don't do it because you're insecure and you
Speaker 1: think that you know people are gonna find you more active.
Speaker 1: If you also you know you wanted, then you go
Speaker 1: get them. Also, maybe treadle like a teatle like a tattoo.
Speaker 1: You know you've got the money for it, now, maybe
Speaker 1: sit on it for a year and then if any
Speaker 1: year from now, you still want to get it done,
Speaker 1: then you should obviously go about and do it. I
Speaker 1: think that's kind of a good rule of thing for
Speaker 1: this is that how you got is that how you
Speaker 1: did your tattoos. You sat on it for a year.
Speaker 1: Um I at the beginning, Yeah, I would keep an
Speaker 1: idea with you for a while, and if I still
Speaker 1: had that idea year a year later, I would get it.
Speaker 1: Obviously that that rule has since vanished because I will
Speaker 1: just show up at a tattoo parlor and get the
Speaker 1: funniest thing that I could see on the wall. Um,
Speaker 1: I will say the bag of rats. I got a
Speaker 1: bag of rats on my leg. And that was the
Speaker 1: one that I was like, Kaylen, I want to get
Speaker 1: bag of rats tattooed on me. And she was like, Dean,
Speaker 1: that's the dumbest thing you could possibly do. And then
Speaker 1: a year and a half later, I was still thinking
Speaker 1: about a bag of rats, and I was like, I
Speaker 1: gotta get it. So I went out and you gotta
Speaker 1: do it. Well, I've got I have it, but I've waited.
Speaker 1: I took my time. I made sure that it was
Speaker 1: something that I wanted. It was less spur of the
Speaker 1: moment than a lot of the other tattoos that I have.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's I think enough of three guys talking
Speaker 1: about women getting breast surgery. So we do we do?
Speaker 1: We want to answer this last email that we have
Speaker 1: time for it. I think we should save it for
Speaker 1: next week. Do you have a tattoo you regret? Dean
Speaker 1: really quick? Um? You know, I not anymore. But there
Speaker 1: were times where I would get a tattoo and regretted it.
Speaker 1: But now that I have so many, like stupid and
Speaker 1: meaningless tattoos, I don't regret the ones that I used
Speaker 1: to regret, you know what I mean. Also, I've gotten
Speaker 1: some things wrong. Um, like on my on my forearm here,
Speaker 1: I've got a note that my mother wrote to me
Speaker 1: before she passed, and it's, uh, it's facing the wrong direction.
Speaker 1: He like started doing the tattoo or no, he like
Speaker 1: put the stents along and I was like, yeah, that's perfect,
Speaker 1: and he started doing it and like two lines down
Speaker 1: I was like, wait a second, No, it's facing the
Speaker 1: wrong direction. And I always felt like such an idiot,
Speaker 1: but whatever it is, what it is. Um. But no,
Speaker 1: I don't think I regret any of them. Do you
Speaker 1: regret any years. Uh no, no, I don't. My wife's
Speaker 1: getting her tattoos removed right She's in the process of
Speaker 1: it right now, and uh it's, um, it seems painful
Speaker 1: as hell, But I don't regret my baas and I
Speaker 1: and I'm keep in my mine are awesome. Why is
Speaker 1: she getting them removed? She just doesn't want to. She
Speaker 1: just doesn't want them anymore. Uh. You know that she
Speaker 1: called them at a time of her life that they
Speaker 1: had a different meaning, and now she would like to
Speaker 1: wear um, like one of them is on her ankle
Speaker 1: and she's like, I'd like to wear a skirt to
Speaker 1: work and I have to like ex playing this thing.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, So, um, she's getting them removed, and it's uh,
Speaker 1: you know, it's a cosmatic procedure that she wants to do,
Speaker 1: and I fully support it. Hey listen, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: I like immediately have to go to the bathroom. So
Speaker 1: do you want to just like take it from here
Speaker 1: and close this out, because like I've been trying to,
Speaker 1: I have to go right now, Like there's no you
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom, Go to the bathroom, and HeLa
Speaker 1: tattoos for a couple more minutes. Yeah, do you what
Speaker 1: You're gonna just take us out of the podcast? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: well you just go to the bathroom. I'll take care
Speaker 1: of the us. Don't you worry about it. Okay. I
Speaker 1: love you guys so much. Thank you like it hurts. Yeah,
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom. I'll take care of huys. Love you.
Speaker 1: Um Eastern, aren't you said you were gonna get like
Speaker 1: one or two more tattoos right before and then you're
Speaker 1: gonna call it? Yeah, we were talking about the other day.
Speaker 1: There's something I might get, but I don't know. Probably
Speaker 1: maybe I'm not as you can tell, I'm not very
Speaker 1: passionate about it. But we'll see. Yeah, that's yeah, that's
Speaker 1: kind of how I am to h I want to
Speaker 1: get more less like random doodles on my leg. I'm
Speaker 1: going to get there's this drawing of snoopy like pointing
Speaker 1: and laughing. Uh, and I was gonna get it like
Speaker 1: on my on the inside of my leg and he's
Speaker 1: like pointing it. Funny enough top, it's very prevalent for
Speaker 1: this podcast. He's gonna be pointing up towards my cross region. Um,
Speaker 1: so like he's like laughing at my average size penis.
Speaker 1: I guess that was kind of the joke there. I
Speaker 1: think that's the next thing I was gonna get. I
Speaker 1: just haven't made the appointment for it yet. Um. I
Speaker 1: love that. We'll see. Yeah, thanks. Well. The nice thing
Speaker 1: about my tattoos is that I feel like, for years
Speaker 1: you have to like find an artist and get him
Speaker 1: to like, you know, set aside eight hours because you
Speaker 1: get some like pretty good like big peces, and mine
Speaker 1: are always just really small and stupid. So I could
Speaker 1: just walk into any part tattoo parlor and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we can do that. I will say really quick. I
Speaker 1: in It was the ten years ago on Halloween. Halloween,
Speaker 1: I went to a shop with my buddy and they
Speaker 1: were doing the like thirty one dollars for a tattoo,
Speaker 1: like off of a flash sheet, and uh I did
Speaker 1: that and I was like, oh my god, this is
Speaker 1: like I can't believe I'm just seeing this for the
Speaker 1: first time minutes before it's going on my body forever.
Speaker 1: This is so insane. It's been ten years. I still
Speaker 1: really like it. I like a lot. Which one is
Speaker 1: that it's um, it's just like it's on my upper thigh.
Speaker 1: It's like a woman with like spider legs coming out
Speaker 1: of her head. Oh yeah, yeah, no, I like that one.
Speaker 1: That one's badass. Yeah, it's cool. It came off a
Speaker 1: sheet and who knows how many other people have the
Speaker 1: same one from that from that day. But uh, and
Speaker 1: it was only thirty one. A bargain, baby, I loved it.
Speaker 1: That's incredible. It's always gonna get a bargain for something
Speaker 1: that's gonna be on the body, on your body for
Speaker 1: the rest of your life. That's why I looked at it.
Speaker 1: But anyway, this has been tattoo talk with Dan, and
Speaker 1: maybe next week we'll tattoo a little bit less. Maybe
Speaker 1: we will. I like that, all right, see you later.
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