1
00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:08,280
Speaker 1: That's Murphy's law. Coach. All right, let's go. Yeah, yeah,

2
00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:18,040
Speaker 1: I'll just do it live. No, seriously, get down. So

3
00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:26,239
Speaker 1: why are you looking like everybody? I am lunchbox. I

4
00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:28,200
Speaker 1: know the most about sports, so I'll give you the

5
00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:31,920
Speaker 1: sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm pretty much a

6
00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:35,360
Speaker 1: sports genus. What's up? Everyone? I am Eddie and I

7
00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:37,880
Speaker 1: know the least about the sports what. I'm your average

8
00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:40,760
Speaker 1: sports fan, your sports watcher. Don't know the who's who's,

9
00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:44,320
Speaker 1: don't know the what's what's? My name is Sisson. I

10
00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:46,680
Speaker 1: live on the west side of Nashville, Tennessee, with Bazer.

11
00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:52,440
Speaker 1: She's my wife. We do practice monogamy and guys, every

12
00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:58,520
Speaker 1: weekend we shotgun Hard Seltzer's over to you. All right, guys,

13
00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:04,120
Speaker 1: monogamy means only one partner. No, I understand that. Okay,

14
00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:10,119
Speaker 1: they're they're swingers. So Baylor fired Art Briles five years ago.

15
00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:11,759
Speaker 1: You know who Art Briles was. He was the head

16
00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:15,000
Speaker 1: football coach at Baylor. Let me answer it, didn't you

17
00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:19,440
Speaker 1: have the vest? Yeah, but there was a lot of

18
00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:24,560
Speaker 1: alleged like sexual assaults by Baylor football players and him

19
00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:27,399
Speaker 1: trying to cover them up not reporting them. All this stuff,

20
00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:29,399
Speaker 1: trying to sweep it under the rug. A lot of

21
00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:32,560
Speaker 1: people lose their jobs, right, So the n C Double

22
00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:35,600
Speaker 1: A does their investigation and they come out with their

23
00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:41,640
Speaker 1: findings and they said Baylor committed no n C A

24
00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:46,400
Speaker 1: n C Double A violations by not reporting the sexual assaults.

25
00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:52,440
Speaker 1: Like but here they got in trouble for recruiting violations

26
00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:55,560
Speaker 1: were put on like probation and they have some other penalties.

27
00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:59,680
Speaker 1: So they texted recruits too much or something. But the

28
00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:03,120
Speaker 1: head coach knowing about alleged sexual assaults from his players

29
00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:06,320
Speaker 1: and not reporting them, Hey, and see, hey, we got

30
00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:09,399
Speaker 1: no problem with what's in the rules, coach, because all

31
00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:11,480
Speaker 1: I hear is that it wasn't in the rules. That's

32
00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:14,160
Speaker 1: what they said, quote unquote. If it's not in the rule,

33
00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:15,800
Speaker 1: it's not in the rules, and they should probably change

34
00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:20,160
Speaker 1: that today. I don't give a damn if you're gonna

35
00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:23,000
Speaker 1: you're you're worried about him texting a recruit too much,

36
00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:25,600
Speaker 1: but you're saying it's okay if a player is that

37
00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:29,760
Speaker 1: accused of sexual assaulting someone. But the first ones in

38
00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:32,360
Speaker 1: the rules and the second ones not. That's all we're basing.

39
00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,960
Speaker 1: That's I mean, that's all we're you're basically basing this on.

40
00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:37,480
Speaker 1: Is it in the rule book that if I come

41
00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:40,320
Speaker 1: in there and slap you across the face with my

42
00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:45,680
Speaker 1: that I will get fired? It's not in the rule book, right,

43
00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:49,200
Speaker 1: So when he does it, they're gonna say, Eddie, unfortunately,

44
00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:51,240
Speaker 1: we can't do any in the array, even though he

45
00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:54,720
Speaker 1: slapped you in the face with his But we will

46
00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:57,560
Speaker 1: change that rule today. That way he can't slap you

47
00:02:57,639 --> 00:03:03,760
Speaker 1: in the face with his tomorrow. Right, Right, that's the

48
00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:06,160
Speaker 1: conversation that will be had. I guess that's a conversation

49
00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:07,440
Speaker 1: that will have to be had. But I didn't. I

50
00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,960
Speaker 1: didn't think this needed to be I mean, oh, hey,

51
00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:13,720
Speaker 1: is it right? No? But the technically, because it's all

52
00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:16,360
Speaker 1: about technicalities, right, is it in the rule book? No,

53
00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:19,440
Speaker 1: then they should change that yesterday. So the n C

54
00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:22,280
Speaker 1: double A has been looked at as a joke, and

55
00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:25,680
Speaker 1: this tells me it's an even bigger joke than ever before.

56
00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,720
Speaker 1: That you can have a coach that sits there and

57
00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:33,560
Speaker 1: doesn't report alleged sexual assaults and you find nothing wrong

58
00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:37,120
Speaker 1: with it. Oh, it's but if he's gonna call the

59
00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:39,880
Speaker 1: recruit too much to influence him to come to Baylor.

60
00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:42,960
Speaker 1: That's what you're gonna get in trouble for. But your

61
00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,360
Speaker 1: players are out here sexually assaulting women on campus and

62
00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:48,760
Speaker 1: you're gonna sweep it under the wrung. But we got

63
00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:52,640
Speaker 1: no problem with that. N c A. You need to

64
00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:59,320
Speaker 1: just funk off and die a like sorry, you can't.

65
00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:01,680
Speaker 1: If you can't control things like this. If there is

66
00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:04,560
Speaker 1: no punishment, it's going to be no football. If there

67
00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:09,280
Speaker 1: is no punishment for people covering up sexual assaults on campus,

68
00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:13,840
Speaker 1: then you have no power and you are fucking you.

69
00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:19,360
Speaker 1: That's three. I understand that, but it's so infuriating. Isn't serious? Coach?

70
00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:22,280
Speaker 1: If you guys have kids in the car, we apologize

71
00:04:22,279 --> 00:04:26,000
Speaker 1: when the Losers Losers manager doesn't satellite radio coach, we're

72
00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:30,320
Speaker 1: on Howard Stern Dog Radio. It's just unbelievable to me

73
00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,280
Speaker 1: that that's what they say in the report, Like, oh,

74
00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:36,000
Speaker 1: even though they didn't report them, that's no violation. Hey,

75
00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,480
Speaker 1: you guys want to hear a funny joke in c

76
00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:42,840
Speaker 1: double A. That's it. That's absolutely the best joke you've

77
00:04:42,839 --> 00:04:45,640
Speaker 1: ever told on this podcast. That was good. Thanks guys.

78
00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:50,640
Speaker 1: Hey let me ask you this though, Um, how do

79
00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:54,040
Speaker 1: you think the like when they say Art Briles knew

80
00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:58,080
Speaker 1: about these How does that go down? Like? How does

81
00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:00,760
Speaker 1: he hear about it? Because I just pictured him in

82
00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:05,280
Speaker 1: the tape room watching film talking to his coaches. Does

83
00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:08,919
Speaker 1: a coach tell him, does the victim tell him? Does

84
00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:12,120
Speaker 1: the player confess to him? Like? How how does the

85
00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:14,640
Speaker 1: head coach eventually know that something like that's happening? Is

86
00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:20,320
Speaker 1: an interesting question in his organization. I think maybe a

87
00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:24,159
Speaker 1: woman comes forward and tell somebody and or goes to

88
00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:27,440
Speaker 1: someone in the athletic department, and then they just say,

89
00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:29,400
Speaker 1: I gotta talk to the coach. Yeah, yeah, when need

90
00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:30,640
Speaker 1: to talk to the coach, and then they have a

91
00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:33,880
Speaker 1: conversation with the coach and then coach literally says, guys,

92
00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:36,320
Speaker 1: let's not tell anyone about it. We got the program rolling.

93
00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:38,280
Speaker 1: We're really on a like we're on the up and up.

94
00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,560
Speaker 1: We we got all this donor money coming in. We're

95
00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:43,640
Speaker 1: gonna build a new McClain Stadium right off I thirty five.

96
00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,320
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a beauty. Yeah, it's gonna be a beauty.

97
00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:49,120
Speaker 1: So we can't have this derailing our program. I mean,

98
00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:51,600
Speaker 1: I understand that they may have sexually assaulted that woman,

99
00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:54,080
Speaker 1: but we can't have that out right now. Wins are

100
00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:57,200
Speaker 1: more important than the women on our campus. We don't

101
00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:59,520
Speaker 1: care about the safety of our women on our campus

102
00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:02,920
Speaker 1: and in community of Waco, Texas. We need to worry

103
00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:06,520
Speaker 1: about w And that's not Waco. It's win win. It's

104
00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:09,400
Speaker 1: not women, it's not Waco, it's wins. Did you just

105
00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:13,840
Speaker 1: think of that? No, it was scripted for mete Arnold did. Okay,

106
00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:17,640
Speaker 1: that's good, that's great, I mean, and then I just

107
00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,599
Speaker 1: what can you not use the effort anymore? Though? Three

108
00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:25,280
Speaker 1: is good for a show. So here's Art Bryle's attorney.

109
00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:28,799
Speaker 1: My client, Art Bryle's has been completely exonerated and cleared

110
00:06:28,839 --> 00:06:31,880
Speaker 1: of all in CIA violations against him. See this is

111
00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:34,359
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. The lawyer comes out and say, see,

112
00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:37,400
Speaker 1: my guy's clean, he's all good. He may have not

113
00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:40,280
Speaker 1: violated in c A rules by not reporting this, but

114
00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:44,120
Speaker 1: he's still a scumback. Didn't this happen to uh? Who's

115
00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:49,479
Speaker 1: the other guy? Jaguars coach Urban Meyer? Urban Meyer, same thing?

116
00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:51,200
Speaker 1: Did he get in trouble though? I don't know if

117
00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:52,800
Speaker 1: he got in trouble and I don't know if it

118
00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:56,480
Speaker 1: was sexual assault. It was the the coach's wife domestic

119
00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:59,599
Speaker 1: domestic assault on his wife, and urban Meyer tried to

120
00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:02,040
Speaker 1: interview without it getting out in the press. Things like

121
00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:04,360
Speaker 1: the same thing, right, same thing. I mean, I think

122
00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:08,200
Speaker 1: the rules should have changed then, Like if they're not

123
00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:12,400
Speaker 1: putting rules into place, It's like I've said this before.

124
00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:16,640
Speaker 1: When America was born, all the rules didn't exist, you know,

125
00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:19,880
Speaker 1: so they slowly had to keep adding rules and laws

126
00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:23,280
Speaker 1: and all these different things. Guys, it's time to start

127
00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:27,040
Speaker 1: updating the rule book and the laws. All of this

128
00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:31,160
Speaker 1: stuff should be illegal. He should be fired, he should

129
00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:35,080
Speaker 1: whatever be punished. Well, he doesn't coach there anymore, right, No, no,

130
00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:37,160
Speaker 1: I get that, but the I mean, we need to

131
00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:39,720
Speaker 1: learn from these problems. He's not the first person to

132
00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:44,520
Speaker 1: do this. Yeah, according, I do hate it when you

133
00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:47,680
Speaker 1: almost I almost. I do hate it when lawyers come

134
00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:49,240
Speaker 1: out and rub it in and say like, yeah, I

135
00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:52,600
Speaker 1: told you my client's clean. He's clean of n C

136
00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:56,160
Speaker 1: double A violation. That's not the like, like, you shouldn't

137
00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:58,800
Speaker 1: be proud that it's not against the law or against

138
00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:01,080
Speaker 1: the n C double A rules that you didn't report

139
00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:03,640
Speaker 1: sexual assaults. I'd rather hand something to brag about. I'd

140
00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:06,200
Speaker 1: rather him say, look, the laws messed up right now,

141
00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:08,800
Speaker 1: things need to be changed. But as of now, my

142
00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:12,360
Speaker 1: client did not commit any of anything, you know that

143
00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,280
Speaker 1: he wasn't supposed to. Like, it's just it's not in

144
00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:17,120
Speaker 1: the rule book and it's unfortunate, but right now he's clean.

145
00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:19,840
Speaker 1: One panel member observed at the hearing, when questioning the

146
00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:22,840
Speaker 1: head coach coaches lack of response to this information about

147
00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:25,160
Speaker 1: the sexual assaults. A lot of these things that we're

148
00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:27,800
Speaker 1: talking about, they're not in c A A rules violations,

149
00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:32,760
Speaker 1: they're not university policy violations. White university, there's not a

150
00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:35,439
Speaker 1: not if someone comes to a staff member and they

151
00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:38,440
Speaker 1: report a sexual assault, they're not responsible to go and

152
00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:40,800
Speaker 1: report it to the police. Like, how is that not

153
00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:44,400
Speaker 1: a university policy? Maybe I don't understand how this works

154
00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:47,280
Speaker 1: in the world, but I feel like your job there

155
00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:49,480
Speaker 1: at the university is to protect the students, so if

156
00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:52,640
Speaker 1: someone comes to you, it should be university policy that

157
00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:56,520
Speaker 1: you have to report it. Well done, well said. I

158
00:08:56,559 --> 00:08:59,440
Speaker 1: think that's our stands their felonies. We're talking about rapes

159
00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:02,360
Speaker 1: and physics all assaults, That's what the panel member said.

160
00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:07,040
Speaker 1: But it's just it's but art Ryle's lawyer, you arrogant prick.

161
00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:10,040
Speaker 1: Oh he's not. He's so he's clear of all the

162
00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:14,240
Speaker 1: double A violations. I mean, get out of I understand

163
00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:17,000
Speaker 1: you're paid millions of dollars make this guy look good.

164
00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:21,240
Speaker 1: But Art Brows is where now? I saw him a

165
00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:25,000
Speaker 1: Titans training camp about four years giants, Where did he go?

166
00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:31,000
Speaker 1: He did coach a high school? Art Bryle's coach. He

167
00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:34,160
Speaker 1: went to the NFL after the rape allegations in his

168
00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:36,560
Speaker 1: own company. Well, he went to a damn high school

169
00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:42,040
Speaker 1: and hired him. How embarrassing, That's what I'm saying. How

170
00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:45,680
Speaker 1: do people they just think wins are the most important things.

171
00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:50,360
Speaker 1: If I that high school parents, it's not wins. Kids

172
00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:54,599
Speaker 1: nowadays called dub. Okay, it's about dubs. Good coach, we

173
00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:58,120
Speaker 1: gotta sound younger, we got we gotta sound. Hey man,

174
00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:01,040
Speaker 1: I hope you guys win. He's like uncle, it's called dub.

175
00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:06,479
Speaker 1: Hope you guys get the dub. But like, after these

176
00:10:06,559 --> 00:10:09,320
Speaker 1: allegations come out right and he gets fired for not

177
00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:12,520
Speaker 1: reporting them, and he comes to your high school and

178
00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:14,960
Speaker 1: is the coach. As a parent, are you not like

179
00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:18,480
Speaker 1: what are we doing? Like? Why am I gonna let

180
00:10:18,559 --> 00:10:21,080
Speaker 1: my son who coaches are supposed to be leaders and

181
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,319
Speaker 1: teach them. You know, it's not about you know, dubs,

182
00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:25,760
Speaker 1: It's about teaching these young men to be men and

183
00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:28,480
Speaker 1: how to be This dude doesn't know how to teach

184
00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:31,640
Speaker 1: people how to be classy and good upstanding citizens. He's

185
00:10:31,679 --> 00:10:35,640
Speaker 1: a freaking loser. That question in the back welcome art um,

186
00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:40,000
Speaker 1: quick question, guys, what are we doing? That is a

187
00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:43,400
Speaker 1: great question. Thank you, Mr parent in the back art

188
00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:47,160
Speaker 1: your answer. Yes, nobody asked that question. Unfortunately, they were

189
00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,559
Speaker 1: about the dubs coach. Do you know there's a percentage,

190
00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:52,760
Speaker 1: a very small percentage of parents that are concerned that

191
00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:56,040
Speaker 1: art is coming to their school, But ninety eight percent

192
00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:59,360
Speaker 1: of the parents are like, yes, sir, we're getting dubs

193
00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:02,080
Speaker 1: and the other repersent think it's for art class and

194
00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,800
Speaker 1: they're thinking, oh, my kid's gonna get a college scholarship

195
00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:07,040
Speaker 1: because he they're un he's underneath this coach that knows

196
00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:09,880
Speaker 1: how to coach college athletes. He's a great coach, unfortunately,

197
00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,760
Speaker 1: knows how to get dubs. Baylor was good then they

198
00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:15,280
Speaker 1: were good, man, they could fly. Were these guys the

199
00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:18,800
Speaker 1: one the what would you call him? The people that

200
00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:22,719
Speaker 1: were accused, were they good? Players. They were like, here,

201
00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:24,920
Speaker 1: here's the thing. If it's a good if it's a

202
00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:27,079
Speaker 1: bad player, they ain't coming up for him. That's your

203
00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:30,640
Speaker 1: point right there. If they if they're fringe players, if

204
00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:35,000
Speaker 1: they're you know, bench warmers, Arnold, you're immediately you're immediately

205
00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:37,959
Speaker 1: reporting it and making yourself look good. If it's a

206
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:41,360
Speaker 1: star player that's gonna hurt your team, Oh, let's let's

207
00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:44,520
Speaker 1: go ahead and handle this internally. Let's not tell anybody.

208
00:11:44,559 --> 00:11:47,200
Speaker 1: But I just the news report came out and I

209
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,199
Speaker 1: was just very I read it and I'm like, these

210
00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,480
Speaker 1: aren't n C double A violations, and it's just like

211
00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:55,400
Speaker 1: the nz A double A is a croc a crap. No,

212
00:11:55,559 --> 00:11:57,880
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything. He was getting ready, though I

213
00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:00,400
Speaker 1: do appreciate that. Ray. I'm interested in how he's gonna

214
00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:02,680
Speaker 1: segue this to soccer. No, I'm not. I'm not going

215
00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:08,480
Speaker 1: to see it sucked. Like the article and then the

216
00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:10,440
Speaker 1: whole finding. I was just like, this is just bull crap.

217
00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:12,320
Speaker 1: It sounds like you just read it. Have you talked

218
00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:16,040
Speaker 1: to your dad about this? Nor how's it going? Have

219
00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:18,120
Speaker 1: you talked to no teeth Keith? I have not talked

220
00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:21,959
Speaker 1: to him. Hey, kids, that would have never happened at

221
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:25,200
Speaker 1: San Francisco. That would have never happened on the forty

222
00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:34,000
Speaker 1: acres of the University of Texas, even if it's not

223
00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:40,559
Speaker 1: in the book. So what else sucked? Is the Field

224
00:12:40,559 --> 00:12:45,439
Speaker 1: of Dreams? I know? I mean, I feel we've been

225
00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:48,760
Speaker 1: word cheated. No, no, no, no. Rate do you rate

226
00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:51,640
Speaker 1: as a right? You don't know what? You're just curious? Right?

227
00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,880
Speaker 1: What do we know about the Field of Dreams game?

228
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:55,920
Speaker 1: I'm not that went on last I don't have a

229
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:59,160
Speaker 1: crystal ball. No, no, it's not about that. It's not

230
00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:02,520
Speaker 1: about wins, and we're not talking about and it's not

231
00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:05,880
Speaker 1: about the hits in the rung Coach, What did you

232
00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:10,679
Speaker 1: know about the game going into it? Corn Iowa Yankees,

233
00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:14,240
Speaker 1: White Sox. That's about right, that's about right. And that happened.

234
00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:17,199
Speaker 1: It was supposed to happen last summer. Doesn't happen. So,

235
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:19,880
Speaker 1: I mean we've been looking forward to this. Well, hold on, ry,

236
00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:22,080
Speaker 1: where do you think the game took place? Right? What

237
00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:25,320
Speaker 1: do you think about the score? Right? Where do you

238
00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:27,120
Speaker 1: think what took place? What do you where do you

239
00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:31,680
Speaker 1: think the game took place? Iowa? Where in Iowa? Des Moines?

240
00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:34,400
Speaker 1: I don't know four corners. I don't know, try cities.

241
00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:37,840
Speaker 1: I don't give up on what field coach the field

242
00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:42,880
Speaker 1: of Motherkin Dreams exactly what led to believe. That's what

243
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,400
Speaker 1: we've been hyped up about. That's what we're looking forward to.

244
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:49,720
Speaker 1: They built a different field. They've built a field. Was

245
00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:53,640
Speaker 1: it MGM Studios? I mean on the same lot, I guess,

246
00:13:54,679 --> 00:13:57,520
Speaker 1: I don't care. You led me to believe that it

247
00:13:57,559 --> 00:13:59,080
Speaker 1: was going to be on the field that was in

248
00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:05,920
Speaker 1: the movie. The I it's built it. So it's so exciting,

249
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,360
Speaker 1: like they're gonna do it where they filmed the movie.

250
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:14,000
Speaker 1: And they built a hole, separate field. Moonlight Graham because

251
00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:20,200
Speaker 1: obviously you saw it, didn't You saw what right? The

252
00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:24,600
Speaker 1: sign it's said Moonlight gram So the distance you heard

253
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:29,040
Speaker 1: it too, heard what right distance? What do you think

254
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,400
Speaker 1: it means? It means we're going to Minnesota? The fine

255
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:36,880
Speaker 1: Moonlight Graham. None of that. It had not happened there.

256
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:41,400
Speaker 1: I recost hugs his wife right outside the field, and

257
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:46,120
Speaker 1: he was there. I understand that the field in the

258
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:49,240
Speaker 1: movie probably wasn't big enough for major League base It

259
00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:52,280
Speaker 1: was a movie set. You drunk, No, not not for

260
00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:55,400
Speaker 1: I mean for twenty years. It was just a museum actually, right,

261
00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,920
Speaker 1: But if you're gonna do that, just expand it right

262
00:14:57,920 --> 00:15:02,160
Speaker 1: there on that cornfield. Don't build a whole separate stadium.

263
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:05,720
Speaker 1: Maybe they didn't want to mess with what existed. I

264
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:10,160
Speaker 1: was just so advocate, like thinking the conversations that they

265
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,800
Speaker 1: had going into this, because yes, I'm like you, dude,

266
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:16,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, this isn't even in the same dumb field.

267
00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:19,000
Speaker 1: This is stupid. And you and I thought about going

268
00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,720
Speaker 1: to this, we thought, well, then I found out that

269
00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:24,040
Speaker 1: it was only Iowa residents that were eligible to get tickets.

270
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:26,880
Speaker 1: How are you going to swing that with? And it

271
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,520
Speaker 1: was a draw I believe it was drawing. And they

272
00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:32,480
Speaker 1: were three seventy five dollars per ticket, and on the

273
00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:35,000
Speaker 1: secondary market market they were going for thousands. And I

274
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,720
Speaker 1: wouldn't even do the face value ticket. You wouldn't do three. Well,

275
00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:40,360
Speaker 1: not when you find out it's not even the damn

276
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:43,520
Speaker 1: Field of dreams. It's just near the field of dreams

277
00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:46,600
Speaker 1: in the cornfield. That's cool, but it ain't the field

278
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,080
Speaker 1: of dreams. You could have had it in the middle

279
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,120
Speaker 1: of enough Braska could have been the same damn thing.

280
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:53,760
Speaker 1: And speaking of Nebraska, wow, I went there one time.

281
00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:56,640
Speaker 1: Never go there again. I hope the Field of Dreams

282
00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:59,360
Speaker 1: is more interesting than that. What was wrong with Nebraska? Guys?

283
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:02,840
Speaker 1: It was full at There was no I don't think

284
00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:05,640
Speaker 1: there are any females there. A bunch of dudes and

285
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:12,200
Speaker 1: a lot of corn. Really. Yeah, so I wouldn't have

286
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,320
Speaker 1: it in Nebraska. I went to Nebraska one time too.

287
00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:17,520
Speaker 1: Did you see any females. There were some females, he says,

288
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,040
Speaker 1: there's none. There was a couple, Yeah, I saw him.

289
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,440
Speaker 1: It was a college. My roommate from college was graduating

290
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:26,160
Speaker 1: from law school at the University of Nebraska. Yeah, and

291
00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:28,040
Speaker 1: so we went. We went up there for that, like

292
00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:30,280
Speaker 1: a big red local and uh so, yeah, we went

293
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:32,520
Speaker 1: there and we went there for that graduation. That was

294
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:35,680
Speaker 1: the only time I've been in Nebraska. Come on, yeah,

295
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:40,320
Speaker 1: time stamped it. That's not very good though, But I mean, yeah,

296
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:42,800
Speaker 1: so the Field of Dreams, after all that hype, was

297
00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:45,440
Speaker 1: such a letdown. That's all I was saying. That's when

298
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:48,240
Speaker 1: when you build something up that it's gonna be Adrian

299
00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:55,560
Speaker 1: Martinez just the movie idiot. It just didn't. Yeah, I'm

300
00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:58,480
Speaker 1: with you. Did it looks cool, it's fine, but did

301
00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:00,760
Speaker 1: you watch it? It looks cool. Yeah, I mean I

302
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,520
Speaker 1: didn't watch anyone. I turn it on for a minute. Cool.

303
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:08,600
Speaker 1: So it's not the stadium. I'm just paying nine innings, ball, baseball, fence,

304
00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:17,480
Speaker 1: spaces run, you're out. It had all that and couple

305
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:23,120
Speaker 1: of the safe Hey, what do you call it when

306
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:28,960
Speaker 1: the pop fly carny? Oh yeah, I mean there was

307
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,560
Speaker 1: some there was the wave. I mean there was a

308
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:36,760
Speaker 1: lot of things. I don't know. Yeah, the oh wow,

309
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:40,720
Speaker 1: did they come out of the corn? I mean that's

310
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:43,040
Speaker 1: how you do it right, Like the movie, Well, there

311
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,680
Speaker 1: has to be a fence so you can't come through

312
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:46,960
Speaker 1: the corn. How does there a fence in the movie.

313
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,840
Speaker 1: There's no fence. It's the corn. If it goes in

314
00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:51,240
Speaker 1: the corn, it's a home run. Yeah. But then the

315
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:57,520
Speaker 1: ball just keep I mean yeah, okay to hit a commercial.

316
00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:01,560
Speaker 1: We got thirty more to go. Yeah, and we're back.

317
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:04,920
Speaker 1: We're back from commercials. Because here's the thing. People yell

318
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:08,520
Speaker 1: at us because any control Well no, no no, no, I'm

319
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,879
Speaker 1: gonna say about the commercials because sometimes we put them

320
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:12,879
Speaker 1: in the middle of the sentences because we never take breaks.

321
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:16,640
Speaker 1: We just talked about that. Yeah, they're like, oh my god,

322
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:18,240
Speaker 1: why does it go to commercial in the middle of

323
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,960
Speaker 1: a sentence or in the middle of a topic. Well,

324
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,760
Speaker 1: because we have to put in a certain amount of

325
00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:24,239
Speaker 1: commercials and there is no place where we don't ever

326
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:27,040
Speaker 1: stop talking. But that's also the point of a teasy.

327
00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:29,320
Speaker 1: We want you to have those reactions. Why did you

328
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,400
Speaker 1: go away? I needed you to finish that sentence. That's

329
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:35,240
Speaker 1: actually a perfect tease. I would almost hope that the

330
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,680
Speaker 1: Big Show does that, where you stop in the middle

331
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:39,760
Speaker 1: of a sentence and then just go to commercial, so

332
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:42,240
Speaker 1: people are like, oh my gosh, how does that end?

333
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:44,880
Speaker 1: That is the whole point, guys. That's Radio one on one.

334
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:48,240
Speaker 1: I've seen people complain about the amount of commercials we

335
00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,560
Speaker 1: have on but should we just tell them what's really happening.

336
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:55,119
Speaker 1: Ray and Bay have taken over sales for the podcast

337
00:18:56,600 --> 00:19:03,119
Speaker 1: and they are killing it. So so the more commercials

338
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:07,720
Speaker 1: we have, guys, the more money we make. It's like

339
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:12,080
Speaker 1: there et shot. I mean nothing like going in direct

340
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:16,280
Speaker 1: competition with the sore losers. We sell cozies. So you're

341
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:20,640
Speaker 1: selling couzies, coach, Yes, he's selling damn couzies. We have

342
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:24,399
Speaker 1: our sore losers, couzies shop store losers dot Com and

343
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:27,159
Speaker 1: then Ray and Bay come out with their own couzies

344
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:30,640
Speaker 1: in direct competition with what we're selling. Here was my guest, right,

345
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,399
Speaker 1: So when I got on Instagram the other day, the

346
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:36,520
Speaker 1: thing popped up and said start your own shop, right,

347
00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:38,720
Speaker 1: and I was like ding ding, I got a light bulb,

348
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:41,120
Speaker 1: you know, my head being like, hey, wait a second,

349
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,640
Speaker 1: this isn't a bad idea. I can start doing little

350
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:47,639
Speaker 1: products and sell off my Instagram And then I see

351
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:51,840
Speaker 1: the Ray and Bay shop almost looks like Magnolia, who's

352
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:55,280
Speaker 1: the chip Chip and Joey almost that same vibe thank you,

353
00:19:55,359 --> 00:19:58,200
Speaker 1: And I'm like, hey, wait a second, Ray and Bay

354
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,800
Speaker 1: are taking advantage of this Instagram shop thing. Is that

355
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,120
Speaker 1: what it is? Well, it's Instagram right now, but yeah,

356
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:07,359
Speaker 1: eventually it's an approval process with Etsy. But my wife

357
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,720
Speaker 1: just started doing arts and crafts. Couzies is one of

358
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:14,399
Speaker 1: the things kitchen towels, um necklaces. You make the kitchen

359
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:18,560
Speaker 1: towels and then she hands sows them. There's a printing press,

360
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:21,640
Speaker 1: it's called cricket, and a lot of women have them wireless,

361
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:26,280
Speaker 1: some people. Some people just do them for presents for family.

362
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:29,520
Speaker 1: My wife decided to monetize it, and Daddy was all

363
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:32,640
Speaker 1: on board. So how much what role do you play

364
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:36,840
Speaker 1: in these kit all the mailing And we just got

365
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:39,040
Speaker 1: the where we can actually do the mailing on our

366
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:40,600
Speaker 1: own in our own apartment, so I don't even have

367
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,840
Speaker 1: to go to the post of stamps dot com something

368
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:44,840
Speaker 1: like that. So we're just about to start doing that.

369
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:48,159
Speaker 1: That'll be my responsibility. I also do I go to

370
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,760
Speaker 1: the target, so I know so no, no no, no, I

371
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:53,360
Speaker 1: mean the paper, the paper you're one of your original

372
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,639
Speaker 1: things you used not to get boring, is a black

373
00:20:55,640 --> 00:21:00,159
Speaker 1: piece of paper. It's called h uh h t t V.

374
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:06,439
Speaker 1: It's hot h g TV. No ht yeah, that's what

375
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:14,639
Speaker 1: chip HTV HPV h TV. So that's the type of

376
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:18,359
Speaker 1: paper that I'm looking for. Something about vinyl hot temperature vinyl,

377
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:20,280
Speaker 1: I think, And what do you do with that paper?

378
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,400
Speaker 1: That's how you make the kitchen towels. But it's it's

379
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:25,520
Speaker 1: amazing soil their paper. The towels are paper paper. You

380
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,359
Speaker 1: can't even use them like to wipe up stuff. No.

381
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:30,080
Speaker 1: One of the steps to transfer it from the cricket

382
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:33,480
Speaker 1: to the towel is this special piece of vinyl paper.

383
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:35,800
Speaker 1: Oh so you you don't actually make the towels. You

384
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,040
Speaker 1: just buy a towel and put something on the towel, correct,

385
00:21:38,119 --> 00:21:39,680
Speaker 1: And what do you put on it? Because Ryan Bay

386
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:43,679
Speaker 1: so our go to towel right now, says we interrupt

387
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:46,320
Speaker 1: this marriage. And then there's a football player doing the

388
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:51,120
Speaker 1: football quarterback arm, and then it says football Sisson marrior,

389
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:52,520
Speaker 1: A lot of marriages are going to go through a

390
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:55,040
Speaker 1: lot of troubles fall. I thought that football player, was

391
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,240
Speaker 1: you sure? I thought that was a picture? You know,

392
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,000
Speaker 1: I swear it, I really did. I didn't see it

393
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,479
Speaker 1: does a picture of him. So we're playing on couples

394
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:05,800
Speaker 1: getting fights, couples get divorces during football season to make

395
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:10,679
Speaker 1: a kitchen towel. No, no, you can't use slogans from

396
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:14,040
Speaker 1: this show. Well, I mean I always we will sue

397
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:16,639
Speaker 1: your ask coach. I obviously I would have gone with

398
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,560
Speaker 1: take her to a Ruba because we haven't done that yet.

399
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,680
Speaker 1: But I told my wife, no, quotes from this show

400
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:25,240
Speaker 1: can't say anything from the big show. So that's why

401
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:27,320
Speaker 1: we kind of create our own stuff that we're gonna

402
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,520
Speaker 1: throw on stuff and then I'll hang up and the

403
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:34,560
Speaker 1: new one is love and marriage football citisen no pause

404
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:41,359
Speaker 1: Marriage football citizen pause marriage football citizen is here, and

405
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:44,480
Speaker 1: then the pause is a cat paw? What is the pause? Coach?

406
00:22:45,359 --> 00:22:48,440
Speaker 1: There's ideas. I don't know. You're the one that made it. No, no, no,

407
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:52,040
Speaker 1: I said, we interrupt this marriage. Oh, we interrupt this marriage.

408
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:55,240
Speaker 1: Football citisen the next one. It could be Halloween theme.

409
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,600
Speaker 1: We could go to Christmas. It's a seasonal type thing.

410
00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,760
Speaker 1: We're trying to stay ahead of the seasons. And what

411
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:03,160
Speaker 1: are couzi say? Couch couzies say, less stress, more life.

412
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,280
Speaker 1: That's you're saying. It's a quote I've developed over the

413
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,119
Speaker 1: past couple of months. It's caught on a little bit.

414
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:11,840
Speaker 1: We made necklaces resembling that as well. And thank you, guys.

415
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:15,119
Speaker 1: I will hang up in the More Life. Okay, it's

416
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:17,760
Speaker 1: already in Google. Let's see if you're looking for it

417
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:20,600
Speaker 1: on Instagram. It is Ray bay r a y b

418
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,440
Speaker 1: A Designs and you can find all our stuff there.

419
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:28,440
Speaker 1: We ship same day Enjoy. This is bad news, guys.

420
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 1: I didn't know it was gonna be a topic on

421
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:32,560
Speaker 1: the podcast. I would have made some better notes. There's

422
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:38,520
Speaker 1: already apparel company that uses less stress, more life. There's

423
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:41,119
Speaker 1: gonna be a lawsuit. Oh boy, here about to get

424
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:44,200
Speaker 1: shut down. It's not good. It's not good. Couch, do

425
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,480
Speaker 1: you have to copyright those things? You can do whatever

426
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:50,040
Speaker 1: you want. Okay, Now, you can't use the NFL, you

427
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:53,760
Speaker 1: can't use Gator, but you can roll whatever. A couple

428
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:57,639
Speaker 1: of weeks ago, I told you about about how I

429
00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:01,159
Speaker 1: was in the middle of an undercover drug right, and

430
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,879
Speaker 1: so if you haven't heard that podcast, you need to

431
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,320
Speaker 1: go back and listen to it, because I'm gonna story

432
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,359
Speaker 1: and be handy. If you had the number, I have

433
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:11,520
Speaker 1: an update for you because I because we I was

434
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:13,600
Speaker 1: trying to figure out who was the seller, who was

435
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:16,120
Speaker 1: the buyer, how it all went down, how the undercover

436
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,840
Speaker 1: cops were on this guy, right, but you know one

437
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:20,720
Speaker 1: of the cops, So yes, I talked to one of

438
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:23,359
Speaker 1: the cops. I was like, hey, who's selling? Who was buying?

439
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:26,800
Speaker 1: And what's the market price of a dime bag? Ten dollars?

440
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:29,880
Speaker 1: How do you know that it's a dime bag? That's

441
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:34,959
Speaker 1: ten dollars? Time, officer, you don't mind me asking you, man,

442
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,560
Speaker 1: what's the going right for this stuff's jury is? I

443
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,920
Speaker 1: don't do it, but what's a little baggy cost? I

444
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:42,680
Speaker 1: thought it was ten ounces. Well, it's really and it

445
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:47,840
Speaker 1: depends on if you're getting good stuff cheap stuff. Thank you?

446
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:52,240
Speaker 1: Almost sits up, but yes, okay, you're ready because I

447
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:58,679
Speaker 1: want to tell so uh from the officer. Yeah, what uh?

448
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:04,520
Speaker 1: Because gonzalas officer Gonzalez, hey man, question for you? Were

449
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,399
Speaker 1: you following that dude or did you just happen to

450
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,680
Speaker 1: roll by and watch him making the sale? He's asking

451
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 1: you this question. I'm asking him because my wife and

452
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:12,600
Speaker 1: I were trying to break it down. Who was the

453
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 1: buyer of the seller? How did they know that? You've

454
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:17,520
Speaker 1: already talked about this. You have no idea, but I'll

455
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:19,520
Speaker 1: tell you what I already know. What you said on

456
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:24,119
Speaker 1: the podcast that he they were after another, but they

457
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:26,120
Speaker 1: were after someone else and then they saw this go down.

458
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 1: Similar instance. Here's the picture. Who's the catcher? Question I

459
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,640
Speaker 1: have all the time, and I'll hang up and listen

460
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 1: when you're watching baseball. Yeah, but it's the guy. It's

461
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:38,600
Speaker 1: on the mound, pitcher catcher behind the plate box over

462
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,760
Speaker 1: to you. Yes, so he said, we were watching a

463
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:44,399
Speaker 1: stolen car in the parking lot next door when this

464
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:47,719
Speaker 1: all went down. You knew that, And I said right.

465
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:49,480
Speaker 1: So then I said, more random questions, is this a

466
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,760
Speaker 1: play of the last podcast? How did you know? He

467
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:57,240
Speaker 1: just just to reiterate today is Friday, August. I'm telling

468
00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:01,200
Speaker 1: a similar story. I've never heard this stuff. More random questions,

469
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:02,920
Speaker 1: How did you know the guy had stuff on him?

470
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:04,600
Speaker 1: Did you see it? Did you see the gun? My

471
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 1: wife and I were trying to just sect the dissect

472
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:09,520
Speaker 1: the entire thing. Also, was he the buyer or was

473
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:15,080
Speaker 1: he the seller? Third random question and what's your police

474
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:17,200
Speaker 1: officer code if I ever need to use it? And

475
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,880
Speaker 1: he said it was actually an easy, pretty easy case.

476
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 1: He said, we were watching the stolen car across the street,

477
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,159
Speaker 1: and we've been watching it for a while, and we

478
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,040
Speaker 1: had decided that the car had just been ditched there,

479
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:28,600
Speaker 1: and we were about to give up and just you know,

480
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,200
Speaker 1: call it in so he could get impounded. So two

481
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:34,160
Speaker 1: of us weren't paying attention, and one was, and then

482
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:37,400
Speaker 1: we saw you pull up and I was like, hey, dude,

483
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,080
Speaker 1: that's lunch box from the Bobby Bones show. And the

484
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:42,440
Speaker 1: other guy was like, no way, why would he be

485
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:45,639
Speaker 1: at the Chicken Blood, you know, getting food? And he

486
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,920
Speaker 1: was like yeah, and he goes here and he pulled

487
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,680
Speaker 1: up his Instagram and he showed him a picture and

488
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 1: he's like, holy crap, that is him. So we're laughing

489
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,960
Speaker 1: about that, and then we went back to our phone

490
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 1: scrolling social media. Luckily, the other girl in the car

491
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,400
Speaker 1: was watching when the guy pulled up next to your

492
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:05,119
Speaker 1: car and saw them come around the side of the building,

493
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,680
Speaker 1: and that's when she saw the pistol sticking out of

494
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:11,560
Speaker 1: his pocket with the extend extended magazine. But you never

495
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 1: saw that. I never saw it, and she's he said.

496
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 1: So then we started watching them, and he was waving

497
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:19,200
Speaker 1: a bag of drugs and they started yelling at each other.

498
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:21,680
Speaker 1: Did you hear any of that? No, I was looking

499
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,200
Speaker 1: for my chicken, But you were closer than no. No, no,

500
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 1: because they're on the side of the building. I'm in

501
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:28,280
Speaker 1: the front and they have all the generators going, so

502
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,680
Speaker 1: I didn't I couldn't really see. I saw them go

503
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,440
Speaker 1: around the side of the building, but I didn't see

504
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:35,880
Speaker 1: it from there, he said. So we just started watching them,

505
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 1: and when we could see the pistol sticking out of

506
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,639
Speaker 1: the pocket, we're like, okay, we gotta pay attention. So

507
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,440
Speaker 1: they start yelling and we don't know if they're arguing

508
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:45,960
Speaker 1: over the price of the drugs. The amount of the drugs.

509
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 1: We don't know, so we're just watching. And then when

510
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:51,440
Speaker 1: he went to walk towards his car, that's when we

511
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:54,119
Speaker 1: decided we had for for safety reasons, we had to

512
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 1: make a move. And that's when we were We came

513
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 1: in on the guy and grabbed him and got the gun.

514
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 1: Turns out the gun was a stolen gun out of

515
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 1: Memphis from two thousand eighteen. So he got a citation

516
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,719
Speaker 1: for that, and he got a citation for the drugs

517
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,800
Speaker 1: Desert Eagle, and the guy said he was The guy

518
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:11,200
Speaker 1: said he wasn't trying to sell or buy. He was

519
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 1: just bragg into his friend and look at how many

520
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:16,840
Speaker 1: how much drugs I have? And so we couldn't bust

521
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,200
Speaker 1: him for selling or buying, but we bust him for

522
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,959
Speaker 1: the drugs and the gun because they saw the guns sticks.

523
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:24,440
Speaker 1: They gave him a citation. That's like a ticket, right

524
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 1: and they said, now in the Davidson County or wherever

525
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:32,959
Speaker 1: we live, that's it. Uh, they can only they can

526
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 1: only give a ticket for the gun. They can't unless

527
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,920
Speaker 1: they can prove they stole it. They can't be charged

528
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 1: with having stolen property. So they're seeing the case happened

529
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 1: all because the guy recognized you in a parking lot. Yeah, basically,

530
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 1: it all because he looked that. But that's crazy, So

531
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,040
Speaker 1: that's how they saw it. It's because the gun was

532
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:54,320
Speaker 1: sticking out of his pocket. No, they noticed you first. Yes,

533
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 1: that's pretty cool. Hey, isn't it weird that? Like, have

534
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:00,760
Speaker 1: you ever touched a drug? You ever grab a bag

535
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 1: of weed? You have? Ray? Have you? I can't say

536
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 1: that I have. I've never touched a bag of weed

537
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 1: like a bag. Never, But I've gotten a ticket. I've

538
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 1: gotten a speeding citation. Guys, if you ever touched a

539
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 1: ticket from a police officer, So basically, a speeding citation

540
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 1: is the exact same thing as carrying a bag of weed.

541
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 1: That's crazy to me, or carrying a stolen gun or

542
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 1: carrying a stolen gun. Have you ever carried a stolen gun?

543
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:37,840
Speaker 1: This is my final part of the bit. I just

544
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 1: thought that was a very interesting follow up to what

545
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 1: was because I needed to know these answers. But you're right,

546
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 1: so if you go a speeding ticket, it's just like

547
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 1: having a stolen gun. And he said, that's why you

548
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 1: see all the signs around town that says do not

549
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 1: leave your guns in your car. And that's why juveniles

550
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 1: are breaking in a car and stealing guns is because

551
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:58,840
Speaker 1: they can sell them and then you don't get in.

552
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 1: Like it's just a little ticket. I thought, if they

553
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,239
Speaker 1: steal it, they can kill someone with it and they

554
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: can't trace it back. Well that too also, that's why

555
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 1: it's bad. But yeah, that's a follow up. So I

556
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:16,520
Speaker 1: asked another question do you swing? And he responded upside down? Pineapple?

557
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 1: Do you end your d M with ten four over

558
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 1: and out? I said no, I said, Roger, that Roger

559
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 1: that the blue line man? Is that? I mean, I

560
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:31,960
Speaker 1: don't know. I thought it was an interesting follow up,

561
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 1: maybe to get you a sticker that says I support police.

562
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 1: Know what if I could be up what do you

563
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 1: call him up right along? Honorary? I don't think if

564
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 1: I like, yes, you're not trying to say, but are you?

565
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 1: But you know what I'm talking about. You know those

566
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:51,720
Speaker 1: cars that that they have like Police Association and like

567
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 1: Nashville Police Department around the nice license plate and then

568
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 1: like it's like I support National Police. So the license

569
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 1: just sticker. Brother Pitts has the Kansas City or the

570
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 1: Kansas Jayhawks. Yes, like bumper stickers, but you obviously see

571
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 1: it's usually an older man and he like, it's all like,

572
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 1: I support, I support, I support. Do they have those

573
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 1: on there just in case they get pulled over? And

574
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 1: and it's like, hey man, thanks for supporting. Well, I

575
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 1: have insight info on this. It's not necessarily that that

576
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 1: could possibly happen. But my wife, so, any firefighters, they

577
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 1: get a license plate that says firefighter. And so her

578
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 1: dad was a chief, he gets a license plate that

579
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:32,120
Speaker 1: says firefighter. And so in that community, they all drive,

580
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 1: even the family drives around with license plate that's say firefighter. Yes,

581
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 1: so I'm not saying, but I'm saying there's an unspoken understanding. Okay,

582
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 1: they respect people with the firefighter license plate. There's also

583
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 1: a girl that I dated before I was married. I

584
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 1: hope her father died in the line of fire. She

585
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:57,360
Speaker 1: got a license plate that said something like police did

586
00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 1: he just take his hat off? That said pulled east

587
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 1: and I think it almost said something like rest in

588
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 1: peace or something like that. And so she said anytime

589
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,120
Speaker 1: she's ever gotten pulled, like, she never will get a

590
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,560
Speaker 1: ticket ever, because she had that police and it was

591
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:14,240
Speaker 1: some other thing that said maybe if there was, I

592
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 1: don't know, there's some sort of license plate. If your

593
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 1: dad dies in the line of fire, you get And

594
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 1: so she's like, I will never get a ticket, like

595
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 1: unless I kill somebody. My roommate was a firefighter and

596
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 1: he had something with his firefighter sticker or something in

597
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 1: his car, so whenever he got pulled over, it was

598
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 1: just like, oh, you're cool. My brother in law has

599
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 1: a purple heart offended our country. Well, he also has

600
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 1: the purple heart, but that is legit. There's no ticket.

601
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 1: But I asked him, I'm like, do you because I

602
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 1: do the jeep wave, you know, like I see another jeep,

603
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 1: I wave at it. I'm like, do you do a

604
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 1: purple heart wave? Like an idiot? Like something? Hello, you're

605
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 1: talking about? Is the jeep wave one of the douchest

606
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 1: things out there? I love it? I mean, yeah, if

607
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 1: it's dude to chick, I don't know why you're trying

608
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 1: to wave another chick. A chick won't wave to you.

609
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 1: Chicks don't do jeep but they're there. I would say

610
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 1: maybe twenty percent of chicks do the jeep wave. Everyone

611
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 1: else is like, oh my gosh, I'm not waving at you,

612
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,360
Speaker 1: and I don't know. It's usually younger girls, and it

613
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 1: does feel weird. I'm forty two years old and not

614
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 1: waving to a high school girl with a jeep. You

615
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 1: know you can't do that. I do. You shouldn't know.

616
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 1: But that's like, but but one you'll get one that

617
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 1: weighs back like their dad taught them. Right, you see

618
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 1: you jeep? You wave, honey, that's what you do. But

619
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 1: most of them they're just like, I don't drive a jeeps.

620
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 1: Are you gonna wave at me? They don't do that.

621
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,240
Speaker 1: But guys, dude, some of the guys are obnoxious. Some

622
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 1: of the dudes, they put their hand outside the window.

623
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 1: What about it? A red light? Are you jeep? You're

624
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 1: jeep to jeep? Do you roll down the window? No?

625
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 1: I look at my I look down, I look straight.

626
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 1: If you're so cool about jeeps, it's only when you

627
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 1: drive past each other. Man, But you're right, when you

628
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:00,240
Speaker 1: pull next to it, you're in a red lie. You

629
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 1: just don't look because I mean, once you wave, what

630
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,920
Speaker 1: do you do you have a conversation? No, that's what's

631
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 1: cool about driving past each other? Little wave? See you man?

632
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,279
Speaker 1: Never see you again. There's also the jeeps without the door,

633
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:14,360
Speaker 1: so you're almost you can see a person's entire body,

634
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 1: so it's almost like a piece out. What's up, bro man,

635
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 1: what's up? Much respect? But then it's also awkward. Awkward

636
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 1: you're so exposed. You don't have windows, you don't have

637
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:24,920
Speaker 1: tinted windows to hide behind. So that's the thing you

638
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 1: do with a wave at a stoplight and you have

639
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:30,760
Speaker 1: a no door jeep, you're screwed for at least twenty seconds.

640
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 1: Also no no door jeep, Like, don't you get sunburned

641
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,920
Speaker 1: because there's no protection no door jeep. What if you're

642
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 1: in an accident, you've got nothing there? I mean, how

643
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 1: is that least? I mean it looks cool. It looks

644
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 1: the difference between having a piece of metal between you

645
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:51,800
Speaker 1: and you get t boned the car is hitting your bone,

646
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 1: or if you have a door, which if you've driven

647
00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:00,440
Speaker 1: jeeps there, the doors are paper thin. They're not very thing.

648
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:02,719
Speaker 1: This is not a great jeep commercial. But if you

649
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,880
Speaker 1: get you a jeep today, if you get hit on

650
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,319
Speaker 1: the side of the car with your jeep door coach,

651
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 1: that door is gonna fly into your leg. Anyway, Listen,

652
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:13,359
Speaker 1: I'll take a trailblazer door over you nor no door

653
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 1: jeeps any day of the week. We'll hang up and

654
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 1: listen on. There's no argument there, Coach. Your trailblazer door

655
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:22,319
Speaker 1: is rock solid. Coach hasn't moved in years. You can't

656
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:26,480
Speaker 1: even open it about the one that's already been hit. Hey,

657
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:28,799
Speaker 1: there's living proof that it's going to protect you, dude.

658
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:31,319
Speaker 1: The whole side's den. And in what happened there Coach

659
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 1: parking garage, it was the worst. It's just you you

660
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:39,400
Speaker 1: did it or somebody hit. That's actually even even a

661
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 1: worst story. No. One of the marks was in a

662
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 1: parking garage, backed in, hit the light. Another one with

663
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,600
Speaker 1: a chick before I was married, and I was trying

664
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 1: to and I was trying to impress her. And I'm

665
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:54,400
Speaker 1: getting out of the Hilton in Austin, Texas. No, no, no,

666
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 1: I would park there. Buddy work there South Beach at

667
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:58,439
Speaker 1: the time. He would let me park there for free,

668
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 1: and I had some little ticket that would get me

669
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,240
Speaker 1: out and I didn't have to pay. It was awesome.

670
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,959
Speaker 1: So I'm trying to get out. We went to dinner

671
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,319
Speaker 1: or something like that, and the gates not working. South

672
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,879
Speaker 1: Beach did something wrong with the ticket. South Beach isn't

673
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 1: responding to text awesome, okay, just like South Beach. So

674
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 1: I had no way to get out unless I did

675
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 1: some credit card payment, which was a lost ticket for

676
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:20,759
Speaker 1: like thirty dollars at that time no money, so thirty

677
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:25,719
Speaker 1: dollars isn't an option. So I reverse it. Pull to

678
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:29,320
Speaker 1: the left. There's a gap that's about equal size of

679
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 1: the Trailblazer, and I think, dude, I mean, if my

680
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:39,759
Speaker 1: vision is correct, I should be able to squeeze through

681
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,239
Speaker 1: the side of the little gate that comes down in

682
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 1: the parking garage and maybe barely touch my mirror. Appare

683
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,759
Speaker 1: we go? I think I can do it? Girl, Yeah,

684
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 1: let's go ahead, and you can do anything you put

685
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 1: your mind too. I'll show you this real quick hold

686
00:36:55,640 --> 00:37:00,839
Speaker 1: on a second, girl, pull it in about one ft

687
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 1: and I measured the left side correctly, but the right

688
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:11,360
Speaker 1: side missed by about two inches. And there's this huge

689
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:13,520
Speaker 1: as dent in the side of my car. Been there

690
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:17,359
Speaker 1: for fifteen years. Mash cut. Can't we do even more

691
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 1: of a smash cut? So at the time, I'm like, well,

692
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 1: I can't go forward anymore. I'm gonna scrape up the

693
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:24,880
Speaker 1: whole side of my car. So then I go reverse

694
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 1: it back out back into a parking spot, park the

695
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,320
Speaker 1: son of a bed, which I should have done the

696
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:34,360
Speaker 1: second first time, went upstairs, sat in the couch for

697
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 1: thirty minutes for South Beach to answer his phone, and

698
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 1: then he let me out with my dinged up trailblazer.

699
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 1: After all that he lat you out, Well, yeah, but

700
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 1: I wasn't patient. What does that say? Always go to

701
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 1: the Hilton lobby, play it cool. Sorry, just to miscommunication

702
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:51,800
Speaker 1: with South Beach, and don't try and uh outsmart the

703
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:54,239
Speaker 1: parking garage gates because they will get you every time.

704
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 1: And sometimes your vision isn't spot on because mine was

705
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,360
Speaker 1: about two inches off. Also, I learned sent on the

706
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 1: patience is the key. Like when you're driving and you

707
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:06,919
Speaker 1: get frustrated. Nothing good comes of driving frustrated and trying

708
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 1: to squeeze through a little spot that's correct, like I mean,

709
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 1: it just does. Or trying to show off like Ray

710
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 1: was trying to do with with his girl. He's like

711
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:18,360
Speaker 1: before not my girl coach at the time, at the

712
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 1: time bad. Please use the clarifier. It's it's like the

713
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: guy worked with its Sam's like he was forest. He

714
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,720
Speaker 1: drove his mom's Volvo one night he was in high school.

715
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 1: Hey man, you got any weed? He he was trying

716
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,759
Speaker 1: to show off to us his Volvo how fast he

717
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 1: could drive it. And then you know the two handicapped

718
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 1: parking spots. He's like, watch this, I can fit it

719
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:45,400
Speaker 1: right through there. So he wow, yellow streak right down

720
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 1: the side of his mom. Oh my gosh. He was

721
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,279
Speaker 1: just like, I don't know what I'm gonna do. I

722
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:51,640
Speaker 1: don't know what I'm gonna do. I don't know what

723
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:54,359
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. Idiot. Do you know what they should

724
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:57,840
Speaker 1: teach you at Driver's ed that they don't what? Because

725
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 1: my very very first accident was it mc donald's drive through.

726
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 1: They need to teach you if you've got an SUV,

727
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:04,759
Speaker 1: you can pop any curve. Well, they need to teach

728
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,879
Speaker 1: you not to go to McDonald's or when you after

729
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 1: you order and it's time to turn. It's that tight turn, boys,

730
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,759
Speaker 1: and you need to have practice before you do it.

731
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:18,880
Speaker 1: The first time I went to drive through after I

732
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 1: got my license, I made the turn and I didn't

733
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:24,359
Speaker 1: turn it right fast enough because I was turning left. Boh,

734
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:27,880
Speaker 1: hit the window. Oh you hit the hit the window.

735
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:32,840
Speaker 1: Boys like your window or their wind their window. So

736
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 1: I kept turning it, you know, but when you once

737
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 1: you turn coach, you have to turn right again and

738
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 1: straight in the car out. I just kept it going left. Crunch.

739
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:47,320
Speaker 1: Oh not good? Did you say sorry? Yeah? Did you

740
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 1: get a discount? No? No, sorry about that. Thanks for

741
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 1: the big mac hey, man, you forgot the cool thing

742
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 1: about wrecking at McDonald's. Everyone in there's all stone and like, really,

743
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 1: they don't get a crap. That's all good. Well the

744
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 1: building moved for a second. Man, he looks at the

745
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 1: window it is. I mean, whatever, dude, you're good. Enjoyed

746
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:11,440
Speaker 1: that whopper, bro We'll figure it out. Man. I had

747
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,320
Speaker 1: a buddy, he was on a date. He went to

748
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 1: drive through, you know, and for some reason they think

749
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 1: the two window thing is faster, which I don't know

750
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 1: if it is, because coach, the first windows always got

751
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:24,439
Speaker 1: boxes and boxes, but they built them that way because

752
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 1: they thought it was faster. I got a buddy and

753
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,319
Speaker 1: going on a day to to drive through, I mean

754
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,360
Speaker 1: high school. I was joking my kids, and I stopped

755
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,400
Speaker 1: at the first window and I'm like, all right, Sam,

756
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:35,520
Speaker 1: I'm ready open up the window, and they don't think

757
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 1: it's funny anymore. So he pays it the first That

758
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:41,279
Speaker 1: is pretty funny. He pays it the first window, right

759
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 1: on the day. Guys in there, Hello Dad, it says,

760
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:48,800
Speaker 1: next window. Crap, I didn't see that, thanks boys, and

761
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 1: then move on. So he pays it the first window,

762
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:54,800
Speaker 1: you know, being all suave with this girl, you know

763
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 1: what I mean. And he just drives off and he, oh, crap,

764
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 1: stops was it reversed? Car behind him already pulled up.

765
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,839
Speaker 1: That car behind got a little too impatient for the Openmatt.

766
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 1: I mean, do you want to talk about even like

767
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,240
Speaker 1: it's so embarrassing. You're trying to be all cool sixteen

768
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 1: years old on a date, you know what I mean. Like,

769
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:17,839
Speaker 1: let's pick on the food that he pays for a meal,

770
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And then he drives right

771
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:23,840
Speaker 1: bout the window, reverses, booms, similar car accident story, but

772
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 1: no accident happened. So this could be a terrible story.

773
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:29,720
Speaker 1: But it was from about a week ago, so because

774
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:31,920
Speaker 1: it's so recently, where you were married could be decent. No,

775
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 1: I was married. It was seven days ago, coach. Just

776
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 1: so I meant target and there's a crazy little intersection

777
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 1: where two of the people have a stop sign and

778
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 1: two of the people don't have a stop sign. So

779
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 1: it's a four way stop without two stop signs. Does

780
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:48,760
Speaker 1: that make sense? Boils, Yeah, so it's a two way stop.

781
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:51,839
Speaker 1: Cross traffic does not stop, so it's not a four

782
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:56,760
Speaker 1: whist God blessed coach. Cross traffic does stop. The traffic

783
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 1: to traffic does not stop. Right, But if you're pull

784
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 1: up to the stop sign, it says two way stop,

785
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:05,440
Speaker 1: it says cross traffic does not stop, but it doesn't

786
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:08,920
Speaker 1: say that, and it doesn't say two so it's basically

787
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:11,720
Speaker 1: two stop signs. Two of the people don't have stop signed.

788
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:13,400
Speaker 1: So I'm coming out of Target, you know, made a

789
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 1: little craft run and I'm hauling balls. You can roll

790
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,880
Speaker 1: about twenty because you've got no stoplights. Boom, here we go.

791
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 1: We're going right up here on the main Charlotte. I

792
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 1: shouldn't have said that. It wasn't Charlotte, it was a

793
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:26,800
Speaker 1: different street. It was Mars. The already know you're on

794
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,720
Speaker 1: the west side, so they know you're on the bluffs.

795
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 1: I'm about to roll the Marlotte Street. But there's those

796
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:34,880
Speaker 1: two stop signs. Well, these two girls think that I

797
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,920
Speaker 1: have a stop sign because it seems like a four

798
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:41,799
Speaker 1: way stop. No, they were together. Got it doesn't mean

799
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 1: they can't be hot. No, they they probably were. I

800
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:46,319
Speaker 1: wasn't looking at that. I was looking at their car

801
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:48,759
Speaker 1: that was about to hit me. So they're going through

802
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 1: the stop sign because they thought it was four way.

803
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 1: They kind of did a running stop, and I'm just gunning.

804
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,360
Speaker 1: I'm a proud man. I'm like, I don't have a

805
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,799
Speaker 1: stop sign. I'm not slowing down for you, and they

806
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 1: just kept going. And as proud as I am, I'm

807
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:03,320
Speaker 1: not gonna break because I didn't have a sign that

808
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 1: told me to break. You guys did. So they in

809
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 1: the middle of the intersection drill their brakes. Meat, I

810
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,839
Speaker 1: drill my brakes, and I thought you were going to stop.

811
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:17,799
Speaker 1: You're a man, you're proud that point. You got to coach.

812
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,840
Speaker 1: You got to be a te bow in situation. So

813
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 1: we're about ten feet away from each other, and I

814
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 1: can see in their window, they can see in mind.

815
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 1: They both throw their hands off, like what the what

816
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:33,840
Speaker 1: the And that's when you did what you and they go,

817
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:36,840
Speaker 1: what are you doing? And I do guys, No, I

818
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 1: didn't do the gunshot coach. I would never do that.

819
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:44,280
Speaker 1: And the birds most satisfying driving situation I've ever happened.

820
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:46,759
Speaker 1: No accident happened. We're ten feet away. I look at

821
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:49,640
Speaker 1: them and I point back to the not stop sign,

822
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:53,239
Speaker 1: and I go, I didn't have a stop sign. There's

823
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:54,720
Speaker 1: no way. I was just trying to read your lips.

824
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 1: I can't understand what you were saying. Again, and do

825
00:43:58,520 --> 00:43:59,839
Speaker 1: it again. I want to try to read your lips.

826
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,840
Speaker 1: Look at it. This is honestly. I actually did a

827
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 1: lot cooler than I did. I was like, I didn't

828
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:07,640
Speaker 1: have a stop so I can't. I can tell what

829
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 1: you're saying. Regardless, they both look back and they see

830
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:18,959
Speaker 1: no red hexagonical stop site that indicates a four way stop,

831
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 1: and they both go, okay, then just go, then just go.

832
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 1: And I was like, dang, dude, I was just straight

833
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:26,680
Speaker 1: up right in the middle of an intersection. And I

834
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:29,400
Speaker 1: got told you were right and you can also proceed.

835
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:33,240
Speaker 1: But yeah, no accident happened, and I was right bawling

836
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 1: and I'll hang up. Listen. I do like waving at

837
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:38,799
Speaker 1: people when they honking me all frustrated. I waving at

838
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 1: one smile, a little smile Hey, no, man, you're mad.

839
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,239
Speaker 1: Don't be mad, boys, I will tell you. I went

840
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 1: back the next day to make sure I didn't how

841
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:51,719
Speaker 1: it stops and where you're right, and I was right still,

842
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:53,759
Speaker 1: and it was you know what, it was a great

843
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:57,359
Speaker 1: feeling again. Man. There I went back to make sure.

844
00:44:57,719 --> 00:44:59,799
Speaker 1: There was the one time I was driving my brother right,

845
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 1: he was probably eighteen. I was, I don't know, thirteen

846
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:08,239
Speaker 1: or something, and so he's driving. I'm in the pastor seat.

847
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:10,880
Speaker 1: That's weird. What that's such an age gap that your

848
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,760
Speaker 1: parents like, let the eighteen year old take the thirteen

849
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 1: year old. I mean, that's just crazy. I don't know,

850
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 1: it's just the way it was. And coach, you want

851
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:19,879
Speaker 1: why do you want to know his family's hook. I'm

852
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:24,879
Speaker 1: just saying that because have a older brother that old.

853
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 1: So it's just like at thirteen, that's like probably so cool.

854
00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 1: My sister is eight years younger than couch. Like, we're

855
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,399
Speaker 1: all just so crazy. Your parents practiced abstinence for eight

856
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 1: years and then broke it. Anyway, So so we're driving

857
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 1: kind of picture like a boulevard situation where one one

858
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 1: reinvent one roads coming, you know, going north, the other

859
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:45,920
Speaker 1: one's going south and in the middle is like a

860
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 1: dirt road median just dirt, like gravel, like a rocky gravel.

861
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:52,560
Speaker 1: You threw me off with the dirt. Where are we

862
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:56,320
Speaker 1: in Amarillo? This is the valley Coach. They don't have much, nothing,

863
00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:00,880
Speaker 1: nothing there in Waxahatchie. So there's a dude. There's a

864
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 1: dude coming in a trans am behind my brother and

865
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 1: my brother's like, what the hey, man, what's what's this

866
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:15,480
Speaker 1: guy's deal? Tailgating? He's speed limits fifty five here, man,

867
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:18,360
Speaker 1: I'm going sixties, so you can chill right yelling that

868
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:20,759
Speaker 1: at him. He's talking to himself and I'm like, I'm

869
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:22,919
Speaker 1: looking the river. You're like, yeah, dude, what's this guy's deal?

870
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:27,359
Speaker 1: He doesn't know that. Who's who are the What's what? Hey?

871
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:30,359
Speaker 1: He's honking the horn forever like move over, I'm trying

872
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 1: to get by no nos Like was like waving his

873
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:36,360
Speaker 1: hands like I'm not gonna let you buy dude, Like

874
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:38,760
Speaker 1: I'm just there's nowhere to go. Who has the wheel

875
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 1: at this point? Well, my brother's driving and he's eighteen.

876
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:44,360
Speaker 1: He's eighteen. He's like, dude, what do you want me

877
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,320
Speaker 1: to do? I'm not moving. The guy's like, so he

878
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:48,600
Speaker 1: starts going a little bit to the left. My brother's like, dude,

879
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:51,080
Speaker 1: I'm not moving like there's a little shoulder here, but

880
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:53,759
Speaker 1: I'm not getting shoulder just so you can squeeze on by.

881
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 1: So finally, guy, you can see him like just being frustrated.

882
00:46:57,360 --> 00:47:01,440
Speaker 1: All right, you son of you see downshift, drop the hammer.

883
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 1: So he goes to the left side, crosses the dirt median,

884
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 1: and go starts driving into the lane. He's passing us,

885
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:17,439
Speaker 1: and my brobably goes, oh, grab look at him, dude.

886
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 1: He's going to the opposite lane to pass us, and

887
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:24,520
Speaker 1: he at that point he's probably going, oh my god.

888
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:27,480
Speaker 1: He comes and tries to get in front of us,

889
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:33,319
Speaker 1: and he loses control and the dirt gravel starts spinning. Dude,

890
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:39,319
Speaker 1: he spins. His car slows down. You just see the tires, saying,

891
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:45,879
Speaker 1: the tires are shaking in the grass. He slams into

892
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:49,319
Speaker 1: a tree. He's already going slower. So we we look

893
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:52,480
Speaker 1: at him. The guy like throws his hands on the wheel.

894
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:55,359
Speaker 1: He takes a seatbelt off because we slow down. Likes

895
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,920
Speaker 1: a guy. Okay. He gets out of the car and

896
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:02,960
Speaker 1: starts waving his hands. Dude, we just kept going. My

897
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 1: brother and I were like, holy crap, that was awesome. Dude,

898
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:12,759
Speaker 1: that is incredible. B that was awesome. I love. He

899
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 1: was like, whoa, that was cool. In high school one time,

900
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 1: one night, I don't know why, we were doing a

901
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:22,640
Speaker 1: little race thing with a car, flicking each other off,

902
00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 1: getting mad, you know what I mean. They're passing up

903
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:26,879
Speaker 1: as we're all friends. No, no, we didn't know they're

904
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:30,839
Speaker 1: passing us. They pass us, and then we zoom up

905
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:33,239
Speaker 1: past them, you know, and it goes on for like

906
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 1: twenty minutes. So then my friend has a great idea.

907
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:39,160
Speaker 1: We both get stuck in a red light. So he

908
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 1: wraps his arm in a towel, rolls down the window

909
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:45,279
Speaker 1: and sticks it out, you know, and it looks like

910
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 1: you have no like you're hiding a gun. And those people, hey,

911
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:55,719
Speaker 1: run the red light. Boom, get hit. We take off

912
00:48:56,480 --> 00:49:01,920
Speaker 1: hit because says say they thought he had a gun.

913
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 1: They're like, oh crap, so they took off. They get

914
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:08,880
Speaker 1: it hit, and we're like, go go go, go, go

915
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 1: go go go here, let's go go. Let's go dig

916
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:14,799
Speaker 1: it right, dig it right, dog rightg right, dig right,

917
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:17,200
Speaker 1: dig right. I mean you wanted to go out feeling

918
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:19,279
Speaker 1: so bad. We thought it was so funny, like, oh yeah,

919
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 1: wrap your arm, wrap your arm sticking out there, sticking

920
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 1: out there like you got something, you know, and they,

921
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 1: I mean I drilled and like, go go go, go,

922
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:32,040
Speaker 1: go go go terrible dude, they got smoked. Oh man,

923
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:34,279
Speaker 1: I mean you feel so. At one time, I was

924
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:36,799
Speaker 1: going to my sister softball game and there was another

925
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:39,640
Speaker 1: girl that was There was another girl right in front

926
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 1: of me that was going to the game, and so

927
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 1: I thought it'd be funny because it's a red light,

928
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 1: but just to see if she's paying attention, I hunked,

929
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 1: like you're supposed to go, and she go. So I

930
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 1: already know what's about to happen, dude, I hunted. She goes,

931
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:52,920
Speaker 1: she threw her hands up and then she ran the

932
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 1: red light, pulled over. You have pulled over. Oh god,

933
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 1: it's terrible. And then what do you do? I was like, oh,

934
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 1: I saw you got polar Yeah, someone honked at me

935
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:09,880
Speaker 1: and I ran the red light. The honking at a

936
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 1: red light could be brought back around, especially with cell phones.

937
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:19,279
Speaker 1: But if you're bored on a Saturday night, I did

938
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:23,800
Speaker 1: tell my wife she's driving, it's a red lights. She

939
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 1: starts going I'm joking. Stop stop joking. It's not funny

940
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:31,720
Speaker 1: like how I mean, no, that's god awful. But nobody

941
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:34,279
Speaker 1: knows if it's red or green anymore. Anyway. I'm telling you, like,

942
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:36,600
Speaker 1: out of ten cars that should have got to the light,

943
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:38,640
Speaker 1: about three do, and every time I am about the

944
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 1: fifth or six car, and I'm like, guys, if we

945
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,239
Speaker 1: all would have kept it tight between the car in

946
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:44,920
Speaker 1: front of us, we would have all made this light.

947
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:48,279
Speaker 1: I'll confess that I really don't look at a lot

948
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:50,359
Speaker 1: of traffic lights. If the car in front of me went,

949
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:53,279
Speaker 1: I go coach, you know me. You know what I mean,

950
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:56,799
Speaker 1: especially when you're just driving and it's like all right,

951
00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:58,560
Speaker 1: I mean, the car in front of me obviously knows

952
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:00,720
Speaker 1: if it's green or red. I just don't even look up. Sometimes.

953
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,600
Speaker 1: I know that if I've got to go left and

954
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:04,880
Speaker 1: I'm like eight cars back, I know I can go

955
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:07,400
Speaker 1: in the right lane and there's gonna be one of

956
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:10,040
Speaker 1: the snoozers. There's gonna be there's gonna be a snoozer

957
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:12,480
Speaker 1: on the phone. That's a phenomen You're gonna have plenty

958
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 1: of time to just go ahead and get over. So

959
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 1: you always just go. If there's eight cars, just get

960
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 1: in the right lane because there is gonna be someone

961
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:22,799
Speaker 1: on their phone that leaves a gap and you can

962
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:24,600
Speaker 1: get in and it's not even being You're not even

963
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 1: being the dick. You know. Sometimes you gotta you knows

964
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:30,200
Speaker 1: your way in and traffic like you you there's no space.

965
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:33,320
Speaker 1: But at a stoplight, you automatically know that you're not

966
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:34,800
Speaker 1: gonna have to be a dick because there's gonna be

967
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:36,239
Speaker 1: plenty of time by the time you get to your

968
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:38,840
Speaker 1: left turn to get over because someone's on that phone.

969
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:42,320
Speaker 1: There's a phenomenal pro tip. Or even in like the

970
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:45,719
Speaker 1: interstate or whatever, when it's a traffic jam right, uh,

971
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,080
Speaker 1: and you need to get off at some point, but

972
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:51,799
Speaker 1: the left lanes fastening the right, always keep going because

973
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 1: there's gonna be a trucker and a ray and you say,

974
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:58,319
Speaker 1: a lot of truckers. The trucks they can't keep up,

975
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 1: so there's always gonna be a gap. But don't be

976
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:04,240
Speaker 1: that guy in the highway when it's there is traffic

977
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:06,760
Speaker 1: that you think you're too good to sit in the traffic,

978
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:09,759
Speaker 1: so you're gonna drive on the damn shoulder. No, that's stupid. Well,

979
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:11,759
Speaker 1: the one guy can with the lights. He's going to

980
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:14,239
Speaker 1: clean up the wreck. Yeah no he can't. Not talking.

981
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:18,680
Speaker 1: The guy in his you know, in his Mitsubishi whatever pilot.

982
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 1: I don't even know if they're the same. Maybe it's

983
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,480
Speaker 1: a pilot, but I mean you look in your review

984
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:26,399
Speaker 1: mirror and they're coming up on the shoulder, I will

985
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:29,759
Speaker 1: what about what if their exit is up? I don't

986
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:33,319
Speaker 1: care to hold on. If it's about a football field away.

987
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:36,120
Speaker 1: You can see the recks and I've done that, and

988
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:39,399
Speaker 1: no one's exiting, no, no, no, no talking left lane

989
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:42,960
Speaker 1: on the inside and they are on the shoulder. I've

990
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,920
Speaker 1: never seen that. What city driving in Atlanta, coach? What

991
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:50,160
Speaker 1: what about? What about the traffic? There's the traffic jam,

992
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:54,359
Speaker 1: nobody's moving track. What city are you driving in New York?

993
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:58,840
Speaker 1: So people, so people bail off the Interstate and go

994
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:04,480
Speaker 1: to the frontage road like okay, I got I got

995
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:07,239
Speaker 1: one better for you, and west to Memphis. There's a

996
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:10,719
Speaker 1: huge there's the interstate, but there's a big it's like

997
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:13,520
Speaker 1: a jake break area. It's a big gravel area that

998
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:15,799
Speaker 1: trucks pull off in. I don't think they legally can

999
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:18,560
Speaker 1: in the middle of the right The middle right, the

1000
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:21,239
Speaker 1: brakes go out. It gives them a place that's in

1001
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:23,200
Speaker 1: the mountains coach a little bit. But no, it's not

1002
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:25,880
Speaker 1: the mountain version. It's even wider and it's flat, and

1003
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:27,480
Speaker 1: it's not really for breaks. But I just call it

1004
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:30,759
Speaker 1: the Jake Break area. Okay, what about the people that

1005
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:33,560
Speaker 1: reverse on the interstate and go in the Jake Break

1006
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:36,279
Speaker 1: area in the wrong direction and go back to that

1007
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:38,880
Speaker 1: exit behind them, because I see it every time. Now

1008
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:41,080
Speaker 1: I've never seen it. Oh it happened because the exit

1009
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:44,920
Speaker 1: is about half a football field behind the traffic jamming

1010
00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:47,440
Speaker 1: heading to Memphis, and people just flip around that dirt.

1011
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:49,839
Speaker 1: I'm like, y'all, if there's a cop coming, like, you're

1012
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:54,200
Speaker 1: gonna get a ticket. You're going the wrong way. Yes, people, listen,

1013
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,640
Speaker 1: here's the thing about the exit. Just wait till the

1014
00:53:56,719 --> 00:53:59,279
Speaker 1: next one. I see people like Rais saying like they'll

1015
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:03,120
Speaker 1: get stuck that's a shirt and they'll reverse try and

1016
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:07,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, guys, just go another mile, turn around, turn around.

1017
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:11,200
Speaker 1: It's not and don't don't swerve over four lanes to

1018
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:13,640
Speaker 1: get in one leg to get the exit. Just go

1019
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:17,719
Speaker 1: a mile and turn it around. It's okay. Do you guys.

1020
00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:23,040
Speaker 1: Are you guys drivers that uh that critique other drivers

1021
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:26,560
Speaker 1: while you're driving to your wife? Yeah, I'm usually in

1022
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:29,080
Speaker 1: the car solo boat yes, continue, No, I'm talking about

1023
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:30,719
Speaker 1: road trips when you're in the interstate. Are you the one?

1024
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 1: What's wrong with this guy? I mean, this guy has

1025
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:34,320
Speaker 1: plenty because this is me. This is me on the

1026
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:36,879
Speaker 1: road trip by slady, I'm driving, I'm on the left lane.

1027
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 1: Somebody's gonna slower, Like, oh my gosh, come on an

1028
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:45,960
Speaker 1: keep moving easy, free and come on, what's looking at boots?

1029
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,920
Speaker 1: What's up with this guy? I mean he knows the

1030
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:51,600
Speaker 1: traffic is getting around. Hey, left lanes for the fast cars.

1031
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:55,320
Speaker 1: Damn man, I wish people could drive. That's me the

1032
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:57,040
Speaker 1: whole time, right. And then my wife's like, he can't

1033
00:54:57,080 --> 00:55:00,680
Speaker 1: hear you, Like, what are you complaining about. You're not

1034
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:03,239
Speaker 1: gonna do anything by complaining. I will give you an

1035
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:06,600
Speaker 1: example of a like a race and on the road

1036
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:12,040
Speaker 1: that same person just really annoys me. No. One time

1037
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:14,759
Speaker 1: when I was dating my wife, we did Thanksgiving together

1038
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:16,880
Speaker 1: and she wanted to do the turkey trot, and so

1039
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,040
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, and she's not as fast as me,

1040
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:21,560
Speaker 1: So I kind of jogged and walked with her. And

1041
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 1: there was these four women and they and it's only

1042
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,759
Speaker 1: a ten k or whatever. Five hot No, they were

1043
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:29,280
Speaker 1: older women are on the mic and they had belts

1044
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:35,359
Speaker 1: of water like they had belts of water on their hips,

1045
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:40,680
Speaker 1: and they would jog get right in front of us

1046
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:44,399
Speaker 1: and then stop and walk. And it's like, why are

1047
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:46,840
Speaker 1: you like just on the road and the same on

1048
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 1: the road and someone's going slow, they're going fifty five,

1049
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:53,920
Speaker 1: so you pass them. Then they get piste, you pass them,

1050
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:56,000
Speaker 1: so they speed up, get right in front of you

1051
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:57,840
Speaker 1: and get over it and slow back down. It's like,

1052
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:01,759
Speaker 1: it's not anything personal against you. You were just going

1053
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:04,720
Speaker 1: fifty five, so there's no need just because I passed

1054
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:06,520
Speaker 1: you to speed up to seventy to get right in

1055
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 1: front of me to slow down again. It's just what

1056
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:13,000
Speaker 1: about the car or the walking version was go from

1057
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:16,239
Speaker 1: five miles an hour to seven, then go five? What

1058
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 1: about the car that you're always passing? Like you passed

1059
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:22,560
Speaker 1: the car. There's the white Honda Civic right and he's

1060
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:24,160
Speaker 1: right in front of you. Oh my gosh, he's going

1061
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 1: a little slow. I'll pass him, left lane, pass him,

1062
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:30,239
Speaker 1: turn signal that get back on the right lane. There

1063
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:33,279
Speaker 1: you go two seconds later, Honda Civic's passenger. That's what

1064
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:35,879
Speaker 1: I'm talking about, the you go. I was passing here

1065
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:39,480
Speaker 1: and like, all right, Honda Civic, and now now you're

1066
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:46,440
Speaker 1: going slow again, I'm want to pass to you. So no,

1067
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:48,920
Speaker 1: I don't understand why that happen. All right, Hona Civin

1068
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:51,799
Speaker 1: we've passed each other ten times. Stop it, cut it out,

1069
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:57,200
Speaker 1: stop it alight. Yeah, the two people to get their

1070
00:56:57,239 --> 00:57:01,839
Speaker 1: cruise control both set at you. Just that's it. Your

1071
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:04,680
Speaker 1: windows are literally lined up perfectly. You're like, all right,

1072
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:07,000
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna break. Are you gonna break? Because this

1073
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:11,600
Speaker 1: is getting onward? Because because though look, if you're crewise

1074
00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:16,280
Speaker 1: control sixty five, you if everyone can be at seventy

1075
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:19,040
Speaker 1: miles per hour, we would all like have enough space.

1076
00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:22,720
Speaker 1: But the problem is is your cruise control. You wanted

1077
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:25,400
Speaker 1: at seventy, but there's always gonna be a slower. It's

1078
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:27,400
Speaker 1: gonna make you turn your cruise control off and you

1079
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:29,520
Speaker 1: can pass them and then set it at seventy again. Man,

1080
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:32,400
Speaker 1: I wish I could do a whole trip all seventy. Boys.

1081
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:37,160
Speaker 1: You know who's really gonna love this episode? Truck drivers? Yeah,

1082
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:39,240
Speaker 1: break a break on one nine. Man, he's gonna listen

1083
00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:41,880
Speaker 1: to sore losers right now. My grandpa talking about what

1084
00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:44,200
Speaker 1: did we're dealing with right now? My grandpa was one

1085
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:47,600
Speaker 1: of those drivers, though he's a truck driver. He would

1086
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:49,960
Speaker 1: be in the left lane that he'd be in the

1087
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:53,240
Speaker 1: fast lane, and he would be going let's say the

1088
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:56,520
Speaker 1: speed limit seventy. He'd be going seventy and there'll be

1089
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 1: cars coming up behind him, lines, lines, and he'd be like,

1090
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:02,120
Speaker 1: I don't know what their problem is. I'm going to

1091
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:06,400
Speaker 1: speed limit. Oh no, no, no, no, I'm like, Grandpa,

1092
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:09,560
Speaker 1: it's these are people that want and he goes, I'm

1093
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:11,360
Speaker 1: going to speed limit. This is as fast as you're

1094
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:13,120
Speaker 1: supposed to go. So I don't know why they have

1095
00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:15,280
Speaker 1: a problem. And he would stay in the left lane

1096
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:18,640
Speaker 1: and I was like, you just gotta get over. He's like, no,

1097
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:20,600
Speaker 1: if they want to go around, they can go around.

1098
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:22,320
Speaker 1: But the speed limit is what you're supposed to go.

1099
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:25,160
Speaker 1: That's what the fast lanes force the speed limit. And

1100
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:27,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, it's not. It's for anybody that wants

1101
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:29,400
Speaker 1: to go. It's fact, how are the fast they want

1102
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:32,360
Speaker 1: to go? That's the left lane only passing goes. But

1103
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:38,439
Speaker 1: your grandpa was stubborn. Stubborn, shocking, real stubborn, just one,

1104
00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:42,520
Speaker 1: only one in the family. Like you like to argue

1105
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:46,560
Speaker 1: a lot, shocking. My father in law, Bill, you got

1106
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:48,880
Speaker 1: to get roadside chicken. You got in an argument with

1107
00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 1: with a cop one time because he was going five

1108
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:54,560
Speaker 1: miles above the speed limit and he said, it's five miles.

1109
00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:58,440
Speaker 1: That's that's the that's a little the buffer. That's the buffer,

1110
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 1: five miles. Like you can say the guys like, what's

1111
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:05,640
Speaker 1: that sign? Say over there, you're going sixty speed limit.

1112
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:09,480
Speaker 1: That's the limit. He's like, I can't argue with you.

1113
00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:13,240
Speaker 1: Get him a ticket because we all think that you

1114
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:16,520
Speaker 1: have you have a five mile buffer. Right, yeah, I've

1115
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:24,920
Speaker 1: I've been told nine over when you go double digits ticket, guys,

1116
00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:28,840
Speaker 1: it's a for sure ticket. Ten over nine over gray

1117
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:34,280
Speaker 1: area eight, over gray area seven and under your five. No,

1118
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:38,840
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. Here's the thing. You can go

1119
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:45,560
Speaker 1: nine over right exactly what I'm saying. I on the highway,

1120
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:47,200
Speaker 1: what do you what do you set your cruise control?

1121
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:49,120
Speaker 1: Let's say the speed limit is seventy what will you say?

1122
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:55,720
Speaker 1: You always? Okay? Hey, but if I see the copper.

1123
00:59:56,120 --> 01:00:00,560
Speaker 1: I tapped the brake. What do you hit it at

1124
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:03,760
Speaker 1: seventy nine? I keep it under the double digits. You

1125
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:10,640
Speaker 1: the prices right rules. You're driving the Oldsmobile. Huh, I

1126
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:12,800
Speaker 1: want I want it ride underneath that as the car

1127
01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:17,120
Speaker 1: shaking at seventy five one no, no, no, my car

1128
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:19,600
Speaker 1: can go. Man like coaches that before or after the

1129
01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:25,840
Speaker 1: nursing home. Like what the I mean interesting because that

1130
01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:28,120
Speaker 1: Bufferville I feel, I mean coach, he's seventy four. I'm

1131
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:32,000
Speaker 1: seventy five year seventy nine. Very strange I'm doing right now?

1132
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 1: These expressways. The cops aren't trying to pull people over

1133
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:38,680
Speaker 1: on the expressways. Knock on wood, Yeah, they do. The expressway.

1134
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:40,960
Speaker 1: They want you to get to fifty five when you

1135
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:44,080
Speaker 1: enter Nashville. I mean there are people, aren't people keep

1136
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:46,400
Speaker 1: it at seventy up until they hit a skyscraper and

1137
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:48,120
Speaker 1: then and then they bring it down to fifty five.

1138
01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:50,400
Speaker 1: That's true. Good point, that's good point. I'm like, guys,

1139
01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:52,080
Speaker 1: did am I the only one that did it that

1140
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:54,240
Speaker 1: saw that sign that said fifty five? I mean, we're

1141
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:57,000
Speaker 1: still rolling like this is an expressway and I just

1142
01:00:57,040 --> 01:01:02,400
Speaker 1: saw the Johnny Cash museum. Holy hell, because I don't

1143
01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:04,280
Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. I know what he's about,

1144
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:07,000
Speaker 1: all right. I have a good weekend. Monday is a

1145
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:10,120
Speaker 1: big day. Monday is a big day. Fantasy football drawing.

1146
01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 1: Fantasy football drawing Monday, and deep tease on that one.

1147
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:16,400
Speaker 1: I got something to tell you guys associated with that.

1148
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:19,800
Speaker 1: Hang up and listen, right, did you watch Hard Knocks? No?

1149
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:23,240
Speaker 1: Are you going to? Yes? I also heard they did

1150
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:28,919
Speaker 1: a documentary on the Malice at the Palace. To watch

1151
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:33,720
Speaker 1: it this weekend. And you know what's crazy is what

1152
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:35,600
Speaker 1: I'm trying to do is I don't Can we do?

1153
01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:39,280
Speaker 1: You guys both have Venmo? Yes, dang it, because I'm

1154
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:41,720
Speaker 1: trying to set up a separate Venmo for the sore losers.

1155
01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:44,240
Speaker 1: That way I can just keep it all separate. But

1156
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:46,160
Speaker 1: you have your own account. Yeah, you can't do it

1157
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:47,880
Speaker 1: if you already have a Venmo, right, And so I

1158
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:50,439
Speaker 1: don't know how I'm gonna do it. It's on Netflix, coach,

1159
01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:53,640
Speaker 1: oh man, It's gonna be great, and it's called Malice

1160
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:57,320
Speaker 1: at the Palace. You guys got the text message app

1161
01:01:57,440 --> 01:01:59,560
Speaker 1: on your iPhone? Right? You're the one that used to

1162
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:01,640
Speaker 1: get mad at because you didn't unlimited text, so don't

1163
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:05,200
Speaker 1: get on. Okay, I'm with the baser plan, actually with

1164
01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:07,800
Speaker 1: the family plan. All right, have a great weekend, everybody.

1165
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:09,920
Speaker 1: We'll see you monday. Thank you, coach. You see if

1166
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:15,360
Speaker 1: Friday Monday? All right? How are you gonna do it? Yes, sir,

1167
01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:17,160
Speaker 1: I'm doing it. Goodbye everyone. You don't have to call

1168
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:20,440
Speaker 1: me sir. Oh sorry, dang, why not? Eddie goes into

1169
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:24,600
Speaker 1: straight dad node over. Dads don't say sir. They do.

1170
01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:27,640
Speaker 1: Kids say sir. Yes, sir, you're an elder to me,

1171
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:31,400
Speaker 1: all those tool dads. How's it going, sir? Hey Mark,

1172
01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:34,360
Speaker 1: little guy, how are you doing? Go get him? I

1173
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:38,760
Speaker 1: don't call people sir? No ever. Oh, old man at

1174
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:43,200
Speaker 1: the hardware store? How you doing, sir? Yeah? What about

1175
01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:45,200
Speaker 1: a guy your own age working the hardware store? Sir?

1176
01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:47,520
Speaker 1: Can you help me real quick? You know what sucks

1177
01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:50,720
Speaker 1: is when people call me sir. I'm like, sir is out?

1178
01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:53,520
Speaker 1: I meet used sir in awhile I call him sissan.

1179
01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:57,400
Speaker 1: You can't, coach, you can't get rid of sir. Sir

1180
01:02:57,640 --> 01:03:00,960
Speaker 1: is a very. It's a form of respect. Coach. I

1181
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:05,440
Speaker 1: think man and dude have replaced it. Dude, dude, if

1182
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:10,120
Speaker 1: my son called another man dude, I would slap it.

1183
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:15,240
Speaker 1: What about? What really? If I was at a store

1184
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:17,919
Speaker 1: in my thirteen year old was like, hey, dude, could

1185
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:20,720
Speaker 1: you help me with this, I'd be like, excuse me,

1186
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:24,440
Speaker 1: Like what did you call him? Dude? Yeah? Get out

1187
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:26,200
Speaker 1: of here. Oh and by the way, I scored in

1188
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:28,000
Speaker 1: my soccer game on Wednesday night and I did not

1189
01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:29,840
Speaker 1: wear the new cleats. I did not wear the new cleats.

1190
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:32,080
Speaker 1: Why not? Guys? You gotta break them in. People are like, oh,

1191
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:33,600
Speaker 1: did you How are you going to break them in?

1192
01:03:34,240 --> 01:03:38,720
Speaker 1: You walk around the house a little bit in the yard, honey,

1193
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:41,480
Speaker 1: I'm ready for the bacon and eggs. Um. All the

1194
01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:48,040
Speaker 1: kids are woking up now to walk quietly? All right,

1195
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:50,640
Speaker 1: all right, all right, have a good weekend. Goodbye everyone,

1196
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:57,320
Speaker 1: Thank you, sir. Hold On, hold on, don't go anywhere.

1197
01:03:57,320 --> 01:04:00,040
Speaker 1: I gotta chase something I don't know. Watch it? Hold on,

1198
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:03,200
Speaker 1: do y you want to watch it? Him