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Speaker 1: Calm Down podcast. I had too audible. For those of
Speaker 1: you that aren't sports fans, that means change the play
Speaker 1: at the line of scrimmage. Um, I was doing. I'm
Speaker 1: doing a renovation for a home and they don't have
Speaker 1: WiFi there, So guess where I am, Aaron, I mean,
Speaker 1: where else would you want to be? Ryan Silas pad
Speaker 1: a lot of girls, a lot of it to anyable
Speaker 1: of this position right now. So, um, Ryan and you
Speaker 1: and a bunch of people all kind of live in
Speaker 1: the same vicinity. So I cruise down here real quick
Speaker 1: knowing that we are going to have the Ryan's on
Speaker 1: the podcast. So I'm excited that Ryan's over in the
Speaker 1: other room right now watching games. Who knew that the
Speaker 1: NBA scored so many points? Anyways, how was your week?
Speaker 1: Bib Um? Week was good? Thank god? The draft was on.
Speaker 1: I mean, what a way to kick it off. Aaron
Speaker 1: Rodgers apparently wants out. So the sources say, who are
Speaker 1: these sources and where did they get their intel? That's
Speaker 1: what I want to know. The only person I listened
Speaker 1: to is R J. Glazer. So yeah, that made all
Speaker 1: three days just so exciting. And also it's just fun
Speaker 1: to talk about the NFL. You worked a little bit
Speaker 1: of boxing, which I don't even know how you got
Speaker 1: mentally prepared for that. How was it? I did um
Speaker 1: full disclosure, even when our executive producer called me and
Speaker 1: was like, hey, um, what are you doing on first?
Speaker 1: Can you work this boxing event per our previous conversation
Speaker 1: that we had with the sweet ladies that we're asking
Speaker 1: for career advice, say yes and figure out the rest later.
Speaker 1: So I said yes and then studied because I knew
Speaker 1: nothing about the fight. But it ended up being great.
Speaker 1: It was a wonderful fight, went twelve rounds and it
Speaker 1: was a good experience. And again I think I'm reminded
Speaker 1: that even as long as we've been doing this, sometimes
Speaker 1: it's good to put ourselves in uncomfortable positions or even
Speaker 1: be asked to host something that maybe isn't our expertise,
Speaker 1: And I think for me, the best way to approach
Speaker 1: that was just with some self deprecation and be honest
Speaker 1: with the viewer that hey, I don't cover this sport,
Speaker 1: but um, I mean i'd like to believe I no TV.
Speaker 1: But anyway, so it was a good experience. It was
Speaker 1: a reminder that I really really love live events. I mean,
Speaker 1: we were, um, you know, at the Dignity heillth Center
Speaker 1: has changed names a bunch of times, but um, we're
Speaker 1: at the Dignity Health Center. Seeing a live sporting event
Speaker 1: is something that I haven't been to. I mean, I
Speaker 1: know that you are out on the road every single week,
Speaker 1: but I'm in studio, so I haven't been to a
Speaker 1: live event in a year and a half. So for me,
Speaker 1: that was enjoyable just to be with a crowd and
Speaker 1: stretch my wings in that place. But yeah, so I'm excited.
Speaker 1: And also it is our birthday. By the time this
Speaker 1: episode airs, it will have been our birthday and we
Speaker 1: will need a lot of ad bill because hopefully we'll
Speaker 1: be enjoying it together. Our husbands are out of town,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna celebrate together. And um, yeah, birthday is
Speaker 1: not really my thing. We were talking about this. I
Speaker 1: don't like birthdays, do you I I don't even know
Speaker 1: if you know this about me. I have a very
Speaker 1: awkward situation. I don't like opening gifts in front of
Speaker 1: other people. I don't even like acknowledging gifts in front
Speaker 1: of other people. I will leave the gifts and the
Speaker 1: cards they're on the table and just say thank you
Speaker 1: so much until everybody leaves. I have literally left gifts
Speaker 1: on the table for a month, and my husband has said,
Speaker 1: are you going to open that? Whereas like Jared is
Speaker 1: somebody he rips it right away, he throws you know
Speaker 1: it out right away, and I'm just like Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: I mean, did you enjoy the holiday? It's all over,
Speaker 1: So I am. I'm very awkward about it. I like
Speaker 1: to have my minute, and I think that has to
Speaker 1: do with attentions. So yes, and a nutshell birthdays now.
Speaker 1: I like drinking, I like celebrating. I like being taken
Speaker 1: out to dinner. But you know, yeah, I know I'm
Speaker 1: the same way. I think that's also why I didn't
Speaker 1: want a wedding. I know your wedding was very small,
Speaker 1: but I didn't like that on my husband's birthday, by
Speaker 1: the way, which he loved. There we go. But yeah, also,
Speaker 1: you can't for get his birthday or your anniversary. So
Speaker 1: you guys got that. Why did you guys start to
Speaker 1: have it on his birthday? It just worked out the
Speaker 1: weekend that was available at the in Montana. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: just worked with the schedule and in hockey you only
Speaker 1: have like a certain amount of like weekends and all
Speaker 1: that so makes sense. Yeah, sure doesn't. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was cheaper that weekend. I don't know. Oh
Speaker 1: where is he Taco Monday? I love that. So in
Speaker 1: celebration of our birthday, we wanted our two favorite Ryans
Speaker 1: to come on. Someone mentioned our husbands, but we were like, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: that doesn't work for us. Our husbands do not want
Speaker 1: to talk about us. No, um. Ryan Russilo gave me
Speaker 1: an idea a couple of weeks ago when I was
Speaker 1: showing him a horrible outfit of me working the Stanley
Speaker 1: Cup Game seven Tampa Bay Calgary in Tampa, like I said,
Speaker 1: for the Stanley Cup, and he said, we should have
Speaker 1: saved a piece of clothing from each year. That was
Speaker 1: totally horrible. And I said, know what, let's go through
Speaker 1: like pictures of us throughout our career and have Ryan
Speaker 1: Randall break it down for us. And that's what we're
Speaker 1: going to do in this podcast. I love it. I have.
Speaker 1: All it takes is a Google search to find out
Speaker 1: how many bad outfits and hairstyles I've had over the years.
Speaker 1: But you know, look, a little self deprecation goes a
Speaker 1: long way, is what it is. I don't start wearing
Speaker 1: extensions because I feel like that's a lot of our pictures.
Speaker 1: I started wearing extensions. I think maybe I remember I
Speaker 1: got him for a Christmas game. I remember I wore
Speaker 1: an orange blazer for it. I don't it was a
Speaker 1: Bowl game. I don't remember, but I was so excited
Speaker 1: I got totally out of control for it. I mean,
Speaker 1: like just the extensions got crazy. I still got them,
Speaker 1: you know, given my head a little bit of a
Speaker 1: break right now. Your he's actually really long. Thinks it's not,
Speaker 1: but it's it's getting there whatever, when's working with it.
Speaker 1: These are breaking. Mine are broken. Yeah, I've had them
Speaker 1: for a while. But I know I went back this
Speaker 1: weekend and really looked at pictures of myself and just
Speaker 1: thought to myself, oh my god, this is awful. I know,
Speaker 1: ye well sadly though, I mean it's a blessing and
Speaker 1: a curse. Our jobs, unlike most people's jobs, do remind
Speaker 1: us of how bad our outfits and hairstyles have been.
Speaker 1: But hey, it's fun. Um or people on Twitter remind
Speaker 1: us too, so thank you all of you so much,
Speaker 1: or forgetting about our feelings and our confidence level and
Speaker 1: uh you know, making comments go through all of that
Speaker 1: and again, um, I think that sometimes when people are
Speaker 1: like I said, like, oh, you know, micro friend and
Speaker 1: I share a birthday, people are weirded out that we
Speaker 1: share a birthday. It is a little bit odd. But
Speaker 1: what's even more odd is I was supposed to be
Speaker 1: born on May eleven. That was my mother's do date
Speaker 1: for me. But May eleven was already my father's birthday
Speaker 1: and my sister's birthday. So imagine if it would have
Speaker 1: been all three of us. So that it's an interesting
Speaker 1: fun fact. So yeah, I wish my mom had held
Speaker 1: me in until May five, so I could, you know,
Speaker 1: celebrate Sinco de Mayo with my friend Megan Carter. But
Speaker 1: I was born at one eleven on May four. I
Speaker 1: was born so fast, almost in the parking lot of
Speaker 1: the hospital in my parents dots In that I was
Speaker 1: almost named dots In, so you know I had things
Speaker 1: to do. You did that was It's weird that I
Speaker 1: know this. I don't remember a lot of specifics, but yeah,
Speaker 1: sixt pm. I know this because Kathy Thompson always text
Speaker 1: me on at six on my birthday. Um, I was
Speaker 1: born nine pounds eleven ounces, which is massive, so I'm
Speaker 1: surprised she even did it naturally. But anyways, here we are.
Speaker 1: We have a fun podcast ahead of us. Ryan's in
Speaker 1: the other room. By the other room, I mean ten
Speaker 1: ft away from me right now. Ryan, thank you for
Speaker 1: letting me crash your house. We're going to talk to
Speaker 1: the Ryan's when we come back. Because the people want
Speaker 1: what they want. They keep asking where are the Ryans.
Speaker 1: And for our birthday, they are appeasing us and giving
Speaker 1: us a little birthday present with a trip down memory lane.
Speaker 1: And we will also supplement our podcast because a lot
Speaker 1: of this podcast will be about visuals on our Instagram account,
Speaker 1: which Aaron dominates. Yeah, we'll give the people what they
Speaker 1: want for our birthday and make sure you check out
Speaker 1: our social too. Will post all these pictures on there
Speaker 1: so people can do, you know, make us feel worse
Speaker 1: about ourselves and not calm down? Podcast? I do, so
Speaker 1: check it out. We're at eleven k, you know, really
Speaker 1: crushing the views. Well with more than is. If Brian
Speaker 1: doesn't choke on the tacos that he's happy, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: have some water? Did he make the tacos himself? No,
Speaker 1: they were delivered right before we started the podcast. Well
Speaker 1: there he is. Look at this guy. You know he
Speaker 1: always helps out someone in need. This guy I does.
Speaker 1: And great WiFi. We're not going to have an issue
Speaker 1: over here. The Ryan's are back by popular demand. Bryan,
Speaker 1: thank you for letting me crash your house. Um, I
Speaker 1: always have issues in technology, so let's see how this goes.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's a me thing. Hi, Ryan Randall Hiller. We're good.
Speaker 1: We're so excited. Thank you guys. This is our birthday
Speaker 1: present from you, so you don't don't worry if you
Speaker 1: already send something in mail, don't worry about it. Well,
Speaker 1: yes it will be by the time it airs. We
Speaker 1: will be recovering from our hangover from our birthday party.
Speaker 1: But we're all having a beverage. I'm going to cover
Speaker 1: the sponsor. You're not having a drink because you're you
Speaker 1: don't drink anymore. I have to. I have to get
Speaker 1: up super early so I know where these Ryan's also
Speaker 1: watching games background, which is news to me since I
Speaker 1: don't watch any NBA. I didn't realize how many points
Speaker 1: are scored in the league these days, but that's not important.
Speaker 1: Aaron and I have covered sports for a long time
Speaker 1: and we all have had We were joking about our
Speaker 1: terrible outfits that we've had. So and joins the conversation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: welcome place. Now we have to describe these two people
Speaker 1: that are at not watching on YouTube and listening on
Speaker 1: the podcast. If you're listening on the podcast, we highly
Speaker 1: recommend that later on, Yes, you follow up and hear
Speaker 1: it twice and actually see the photos. Ryan Russilo take
Speaker 1: us through what this is and exactly what in the
Speaker 1: hell you were thinking. So the whole premise. We were
Speaker 1: out to lunch one day and we were talking about
Speaker 1: different outfits, and I said, you guys should do sort
Speaker 1: of a fashion deal where you go back and forth
Speaker 1: and pick because there's some like poofs that e A
Speaker 1: has that I kind of secretly loved. The high belt.
Speaker 1: Don't tell like we'll get to that after the break,
Speaker 1: I mean in general, and then Thick Carissa Double C's Big,
Speaker 1: Big ten Carrissa's what we called big. It was something
Speaker 1: I was always a fan of. So then we just
Speaker 1: spun it back around and said, all right, why don't
Speaker 1: why don't the guys get involved? So this for those
Speaker 1: um listening. There's an ESPN right, there's an ESPN PR photo.
Speaker 1: And it was the first one that they ever took
Speaker 1: of me once I became part of the They never
Speaker 1: took him before. But once it was Scott and I
Speaker 1: in the radio show First Incarnation, the SVP show, they
Speaker 1: were like, hey, let's do some PR shoot stuff. So
Speaker 1: they released one where there's a bigger version of one,
Speaker 1: but I have This is back when guys are doing
Speaker 1: the dress shirts and you'd get a double XL and
Speaker 1: now guys get largest. Um. I think that might have
Speaker 1: been a Robert Talbot and I was fired up because
Speaker 1: that's over a hundred bucks of shirt. The college. We
Speaker 1: think this is oh nine nine and I'm losing a
Speaker 1: weird line of hair up top, but I still have hair,
Speaker 1: and then it doesn't matter. I could be four percent
Speaker 1: body fat and I have like a weird little double
Speaker 1: chin thing going on, and then you could also see
Speaker 1: a scar from a punch. But I look like I'm
Speaker 1: an intern that they did a favor for and they
Speaker 1: were like, do you want to sit behind the microphones
Speaker 1: and show it to your buddies? And so that's kind
Speaker 1: of the picture. And it was so horrible because I'm
Speaker 1: not a great smiler, and I had a friend say,
Speaker 1: maybe should you should hire a smile consultant. I said,
Speaker 1: even if that's a good idea, I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1: And so this was the photo that ESPN would release
Speaker 1: every time anybody asked for a photo of me, and
Speaker 1: it went on for a couple of years. I said, hey,
Speaker 1: can we lose this one because it's like, I know
Speaker 1: I'm not the hottest guy, but this one makes me
Speaker 1: feel like you guys are doing it on purpose, like
Speaker 1: you don't want me to be successful. And they're like,
Speaker 1: no problem. We did twenty different photo shoots. It never
Speaker 1: changed anything. They released this photo for ten years. I
Speaker 1: know I couldn't get rid of my brown suit. I
Speaker 1: still can't get rid of my oh. I didn't submit
Speaker 1: that picture when I was very big, ten curusave. But anyways,
Speaker 1: I think you look great buddy, Ryan Randall, what do
Speaker 1: you think? I mean, listen, this is getting me all
Speaker 1: sort of clay Aken vibes from I mean, what was
Speaker 1: that circuit two thousand all? So five years later I
Speaker 1: went with it. I mean, you know, I love it, Tan,
Speaker 1: And next, being honest, go ahead, Ryan, you can get it.
Speaker 1: You can. The real question is that triple XL shirt
Speaker 1: like tucked into what kind of pants? Yeah? Of course
Speaker 1: was there another no gap? Alright, so we're right in
Speaker 1: the next one. This is a whole description exactly as
Speaker 1: a pod expert explained to the listeners what we're seeing.
Speaker 1: So we're on slide to now, and this was me
Speaker 1: presenting somewhere now that jacket I'm excited about and I
Speaker 1: still own that leather now. It's kind of a linen
Speaker 1: blazer from Zenia, and I bought it with money I
Speaker 1: made hosting a TV thing, not splash type of money.
Speaker 1: But I was like, you know, whatever I get out
Speaker 1: of this, I'm just gonna buy a jacket that I
Speaker 1: would never buy elsewhere. So then that and then you know,
Speaker 1: the handkerchief is ridiculous. I think at that point I
Speaker 1: may have stepped up to a BRIONI shirt. So this
Speaker 1: whole thing, this whole pop is expensive. But I'm still
Speaker 1: hanging onto the hair. The double chin is outrageous in
Speaker 1: this photo shoot. I'm just not photogenic. But what I've
Speaker 1: learned is it's kind of great because when you meet
Speaker 1: me in person, you're like, oh, he's not repulsive, right
Speaker 1: your thoughts on this look? I mean that's want to
Speaker 1: know if he ate a ship sandwich? What's that look
Speaker 1: on your face? You know, I'm kidding. Is that also
Speaker 1: the blazer that you just like keep in the car
Speaker 1: for like when you have to throw on a blazer.
Speaker 1: It is that kind of blazer. Ryan, have dinner without it,
Speaker 1: but you're like, I've got one in the car. Great,
Speaker 1: great observation because one of the sales points was, you know,
Speaker 1: and when you're flying around for business, you can keep
Speaker 1: this in your attache and you can take it right out,
Speaker 1: and you know, because it's actually even comfortable on a plane.
Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, I basically wear diapers now on the
Speaker 1: plane like these guys that are in blazers. But yes,
Speaker 1: that was that was a big selling point. I still
Speaker 1: have this. I moved with it. People ask me about it.
Speaker 1: I've only in the in the commercial break, make sure
Speaker 1: I wear that out at the end of this. I'm
Speaker 1: proud of this. I still like this purchase. I don't
Speaker 1: like this look though, I'm in the middle of confusion. No,
Speaker 1: you're trying to be a model. And but I know
Speaker 1: exactly what this pose is. I've had it many times
Speaker 1: where it's like you're trying to be serious and small
Speaker 1: tree and like the whole thing, what are you? What
Speaker 1: are you asking? Randall? I mean, hey, I want to
Speaker 1: know who is asking about this blazer as indicated by
Speaker 1: the other Ryan, Um and b are you still a
Speaker 1: fan of a game? I'm sure? Well, Um, I'm not
Speaker 1: anti game. I don't. I don't. I'm sure probably behind
Speaker 1: a little bit. I've kind of accepted as to get older,
Speaker 1: I'm probably missing trends by about eighteen months or so,
Speaker 1: but I'm okay with that. I still have I still
Speaker 1: have both of these things. The other setup we don't
Speaker 1: have anymore. But I think e as on it because
Speaker 1: the biggest thing is when you're on those steps and
Speaker 1: repeats or whatever they call is that exactly Everybody was
Speaker 1: kind of like, who the fund is this guy? No,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of that for me, so I'm starting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this was a college football thing. Clearly. I see the
Speaker 1: ESPN in the background. I will say, thank you so much,
Speaker 1: Ryan Randall. I am into a game. I'm shirt not
Speaker 1: sure because I don't know anything about fashion. Buy my
Speaker 1: clothing line, um that. I don't know if there's it's
Speaker 1: still in. I was at I'm going to just say
Speaker 1: it right now Jonathan Quick's house because I'm friends with
Speaker 1: his wife. And he came home in a Gingham shirt.
Speaker 1: He looked right, and I told him I'm not I
Speaker 1: was just inquiring minds one and now like I'm actually
Speaker 1: a fan of a game. I'm sure seasonal, and it's
Speaker 1: it's geographical. You throw on a Gingham shirt in all
Speaker 1: off warm southern California, whether or out of Newport or
Speaker 1: maybe Martha's Vineyard, and you guys, okay, Yeah. Plus Quakey
Speaker 1: Babes has those tats all up and down really freaking works. Yep.
Speaker 1: I think he had thirty three saves the other night.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Oh boy, there, this is
Speaker 1: Georgia Tech Thursday night football. I will tell you exactly
Speaker 1: what's happening. First of all, the extensions are horrific. If
Speaker 1: you separate them a little bit. Wow, Well they're past
Speaker 1: the ariola. No they're not. Well, they probably are if
Speaker 1: you col areola, he's not the other day. But what
Speaker 1: you can't see with this photo is the pooh you
Speaker 1: for no, no, the belts coming. Don't worry. But for
Speaker 1: our listeners on the podcast at home, the poof on
Speaker 1: top with my hair, which Ryan Russila was referring to.
Speaker 1: So the outfit, let me tell you, it's a full
Speaker 1: white button down shirt with a you heard me bc
Speaker 1: b G top that I threw over like a sweater situation.
Speaker 1: And then what I remember being really in from Jeremy,
Speaker 1: the sales associate that would always help me at Lenox
Speaker 1: Mall at the bc b G, was the belt. Now
Speaker 1: you talk about the hair going down to the ariola,
Speaker 1: how about the belt being tucked up right under it?
Speaker 1: I mean, who knew I needed both of them? Lisa
Speaker 1: g Line, one, my executive producer at acts through it.
Speaker 1: By the way, she's still there, and we'll make fun
Speaker 1: of herself for this. He's got a poof and about
Speaker 1: So let me tell you something. She's got a belt
Speaker 1: hit my ask a few times when I worked there.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that belt God, she did not like me.
Speaker 1: But this belt is the gift that keeps on giving. God,
Speaker 1: how did I even do those from the back? Well,
Speaker 1: I know what I did. I did in the front.
Speaker 1: I rolled it right around. Thought I was living for myself.
Speaker 1: This was definitely Georgia tag versus North Carolina Thursday night football,
Speaker 1: Musty TV. Jearn Sally loves hisself it. Yeah, huge fan.
Speaker 1: I'm how will next sweater? Like? How? Like? I don't know,
Speaker 1: Like I'm kind of sand's the belt. I'm kind of
Speaker 1: into it. I'm not gonna yeah, I can't see the poof,
Speaker 1: but I mean I'm bummed about that. We'll add it
Speaker 1: into our socials for everybody, all the fans out there.
Speaker 1: Levin Kay we hit by the way, Hey, I just
Speaker 1: love that. You Remember the sales associate Jeremy. Jeremy loved you.
Speaker 1: I was always he was like, Hey, it's Jeremy. I
Speaker 1: love him so much. She's the best. I see him
Speaker 1: sometimes on Instagram. But notice the mood ring as well, guys,
Speaker 1: I was exacerizing. Wow, the mood ring like a chunky
Speaker 1: bamboo situation. Yeah, I don't know. Donky bamboo jewelry was
Speaker 1: like very or coconut show. I had so many of
Speaker 1: those to cover my tattoo wedding ring. That's another story.
Speaker 1: Let's be honest, Ryan. I was just impressed that I
Speaker 1: finally put like a piece of jewelry on, because I
Speaker 1: wasn't wearing crap then. But this girl, thank you? No, yeah,
Speaker 1: timeless there, she was just timeless. You work on commission, right, Jeremy, Yep,
Speaker 1: he did. He loved me. Okay, girl, yellow yellow, follow
Speaker 1: the yellow brick road. Who needs a purple shampoo? So cute?
Speaker 1: How old were you the red nails? This was before
Speaker 1: I really became big ten Carissa, and that means eating
Speaker 1: a lot. But this was I was twenty six. Here.
Speaker 1: What I always like to do was have the tank
Speaker 1: top to your hair down. Yeah no right, not only that,
Speaker 1: but and then keep it in for four days. See
Speaker 1: how long it would last in that pony solid I
Speaker 1: would you know that? You know the deal that Sebastian
Speaker 1: hairspray was, or Awkwinette probably was what it really was.
Speaker 1: Nothing was getting through that thing. Now, describe your outfit
Speaker 1: for everybody at home. For everyone at home, it's a
Speaker 1: black blazer classic. Underneath. I always loved like some kind
Speaker 1: of like silk or want to be silk. It definitely
Speaker 1: wasn't silk top. And there's again not shown in this
Speaker 1: photo was a belt like you Aaron belted everything. Really
Speaker 1: wanted to highlight the waistline I had for a while,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Right then? Yeah, the red
Speaker 1: nail foll it. Um that was I prided myself and
Speaker 1: always having my nails done. Um, what else is happening?
Speaker 1: And a good airing, a good good go for that
Speaker 1: Claire's Cubic zirconium diamond kiosk for sure. But I mean
Speaker 1: it's just like a full mall look complete. She ran
Speaker 1: into Macy's to get an I n C blazer. Oh
Speaker 1: I n C. She stopped and expressed to get the
Speaker 1: little cany top and she girl like as she's headed
Speaker 1: out the door, it's like, girl, you want to buy
Speaker 1: my flat iron? Let me do your hair check And
Speaker 1: then the two queens banged that out and then she
Speaker 1: was like she bounced like like amazing. Up looks really good.
Speaker 1: By the way. Oh well, I still don't know how
Speaker 1: to do makeup. So that's probably where I peaked at
Speaker 1: age twelve years ago. This was a basketball game. This
Speaker 1: was a basketball game. I believe it was a Purdue.
Speaker 1: It looks like red in the background. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: Ohio State, Ohio State. Yeah, but yeah, this was records. No,
Speaker 1: they weren't in the big tent at the time. No,
Speaker 1: rightod be your submission photo for when you want to
Speaker 1: do weather? Oh what city? I mean any? No? Not
Speaker 1: my girl who does weather for NBC. She is fabulous anything.
Speaker 1: I got to look her name up. She Greape. No,
Speaker 1: Laura knows she's on this. I love her. NBC Bendy
Speaker 1: Williams again Thursday Night Football. The two reasons three I
Speaker 1: bring this up is, hey, babe, you want to tuck
Speaker 1: your shirt in? I know this shirt. I forgot who
Speaker 1: made it, but it was a longer fucious situation. I
Speaker 1: remember loving it because I remember how No, it wasn't babe,
Speaker 1: it was something like that. A couple of things about
Speaker 1: this shirt that I liked it against my really really
Speaker 1: really horrifically platinum hair. I also am confused why I
Speaker 1: never tucked it in. Also, with this whole situation, I
Speaker 1: remember that it's hot out there Thursday Night Football. Forgot
Speaker 1: where we were, but I was excited about it. I
Speaker 1: want to say South Carolina. Armpits were always on fire
Speaker 1: in this shirt, like soaked through the silk, so that
Speaker 1: as you can see my arm placement, it's like kind
Speaker 1: of like you know, biceps. You No, you're not showing,
Speaker 1: You're not showing your armpits. Also, I'm horrible at accessories,
Speaker 1: as you can tell from this photo. I have a
Speaker 1: chain basically down to my knees to chains, but there's
Speaker 1: only one chain. And then we've got the real like
Speaker 1: wide thick bracelet from Yeah great, looks just like it again,
Speaker 1: could somebody give this girl a brush? Well, I just
Speaker 1: don't understand why I wasn't tucking in my shirt. I'm
Speaker 1: surprised you're on ESPN two with that hair, but I
Speaker 1: think I see a few announcers with this hair. Now
Speaker 1: let's stop it. I'm just saying me. Last year, I
Speaker 1: think a lot of credit for being on the Wonder
Speaker 1: Woman things so much sooner than everybody. Oh yes, power power.
Speaker 1: I was wearing shea jewelry here. Also very into that cuff,
Speaker 1: I mean the key I could have been doubled up
Speaker 1: and at the time nobody was tucking in shurts. So
Speaker 1: why that you have? Why that's what it was? Like
Speaker 1: when this one was taken. I love you. My hair
Speaker 1: was obscene as Chris and I can say, low light?
Speaker 1: Can anyone out a low light in? I mean this
Speaker 1: is insane. Also, I love it because I'm such a square.
Speaker 1: As Jesse Palmer used to say about me in college
Speaker 1: and on Thursday Night football, he was probably doing this
Speaker 1: game with me. I love how I have to make
Speaker 1: sure I'm wearing the cammy because you can't have one
Speaker 1: hint of cleavage on Thursday Night football. Who had the
Speaker 1: best cammies? BP? I had those in every color. It
Speaker 1: was brass nor strooms, No, you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: The brass plummet at Nordstrom's was the like king and
Speaker 1: every girl that worked there wore them under a blazer,
Speaker 1: the wide leg trouser and some pointy toe flat. That
Speaker 1: again was my outfit last week. Mm hmmm. I'd love
Speaker 1: to know what game this was. I was so excited. God,
Speaker 1: you are absolutely excited. You're selling that stand up like well.
Speaker 1: I talked to coach Paul Johnson and he told me
Speaker 1: they love their running back death. What a out fit.
Speaker 1: I know. I was gonna Well, I didn't submit up. No,
Speaker 1: it must have enlarged like my you know, waist size
Speaker 1: as things went on. I think what this original picture
Speaker 1: that was submitted was at least the blazer to show
Speaker 1: you I was steadfast and the black blazer. But while
Speaker 1: we're here, Ryan Randall, what I'd like to have you
Speaker 1: the blinds and her murdered vagina is the edit. You
Speaker 1: see that here is the breakage of this hair because
Speaker 1: this is right after I went black hair and then
Speaker 1: went back to blonde, because you know, I was on
Speaker 1: a suicidal path to Frontiville a J. That's what a J,
Speaker 1: not Druloh. And so there's so much breakage happening here.
Speaker 1: And these hoops. I thought the hoops like anytime I
Speaker 1: wore big hoops, I was like, it'll make my face
Speaker 1: look skinnier. Mind you, I'm still wearing hoops right now. Um.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so this is not really much to say
Speaker 1: here since this photo blew up, So we're going did
Speaker 1: women not know a thing about adding low lights? Now?
Speaker 1: I feel like you can't get enough everybody. You know
Speaker 1: what was also really hot? What year was that? Well?
Speaker 1: Look at this. This this outfit was submitted for a
Speaker 1: number of reasons. Also Rob Gronkowski, but this was my
Speaker 1: short hair days. This, um, what year was the hoop picture? Yeah,
Speaker 1: well year was the old breakage. The old breakage photo
Speaker 1: would have been two thousand and eight mmmmm. And then
Speaker 1: right around the time that girls were getting extensions. But
Speaker 1: extensions were such ship like you would have seven different
Speaker 1: ways of putting them in your hair, like none of
Speaker 1: them blended. I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna say no,
Speaker 1: like camel like. It was horrible came. I didn't have
Speaker 1: the money to pay for good extensions. So Kelly, who
Speaker 1: used to be Victoria Trilling's assistant at Fox Sports, she
Speaker 1: always had the best extensions, and I was like, Kelly,
Speaker 1: where do you get your extensions done? She gave me
Speaker 1: her place and I got my hair done there. But
Speaker 1: this was a total white girl mistake. I washed my
Speaker 1: hair every single day. What was a full left. So
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks went by, and I was married
Speaker 1: at the time, and I was like, Rob, my head
Speaker 1: is like really itching and it smells. I said, you
Speaker 1: have got to cut this weave out. He starts to
Speaker 1: cut it out. It had molded underneath the full weft.
Speaker 1: Because I didn't realize I wasn't supposed to wash it.
Speaker 1: How gross is that? Well, more importantly, like, if you're
Speaker 1: gonna wash it, you need to fully dry it. Hello,
Speaker 1: I know you know me? And then multiple glam room
Speaker 1: situation Aaron Andrews is it's suddenly is smoky and smells
Speaker 1: like fish, Like, what the fun is? What you know?
Speaker 1: It was amateur hour for me in the early goings.
Speaker 1: And then let's just say I with this haircut I did.
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, cut it all off.
Speaker 1: I love it. This is giving me like sex on
Speaker 1: a stick. I'm so into this. Yeah, this is not ugly,
Speaker 1: we said ugly photo, ugly photos is talking about my hair.
Speaker 1: And we went from you look so good here? Okay,
Speaker 1: well then okay, well if you guys think this is great,
Speaker 1: well then that I like it. That's okay, we can
Speaker 1: I think this is your best look? Do you think
Speaker 1: that's my best look? I think we'll go crazy with this.
Speaker 1: Look at that ocean Russilla what okay? Well, before we
Speaker 1: go crazy with Jerry Bruckheimer Pirates of the Caribbean. Al Right,
Speaker 1: we get to my question to you in a minute. Again,
Speaker 1: I think this is Thursday night football or this maybe
Speaker 1: like a Monday night baseball sitch. I was really dressing
Speaker 1: up again the accessories. I am wearing a love of
Speaker 1: button down shirt. I do, I still do. I don't
Speaker 1: give a ship, so does Victoria Beckham. But why must
Speaker 1: I put a goddamn sweater, a short one with little
Speaker 1: cap sleeves over it and a weird belt under my boobs?
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, but I was impressed with
Speaker 1: my neckworks. I still don't do ship like that. What
Speaker 1: are you saying? Is that for your arrows and your
Speaker 1: your hunting knife? Yes? I was definitely trying to be
Speaker 1: cast with Johnny Depp with this outfit. I mean, I
Speaker 1: can't see your faces, however, annoying a classic e A
Speaker 1: lip purse like you're something so annoying. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: love a good button down. I mean the sweater, it's
Speaker 1: questionable as a B C B G again, I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, like Jeremy, Jeremy, I loved him, he was
Speaker 1: so great. Can we go back to the extensions. I
Speaker 1: wasn't mad at them here obviously styled by Aaron Andrews
Speaker 1: with the extension Ryan Russila, what's your worst nightmare with
Speaker 1: hooking up with a girl with extensions? Well? I thought
Speaker 1: it was like a thing everybody made fun of. So
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I thought it was like a bad thing, like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this is terrible. And then they were
Speaker 1: they were off on their own. They went for like
Speaker 1: a little trip. And so when I woke up the
Speaker 1: next day, I was like, what is this? And then
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't believe her hair fell out?
Speaker 1: And so I was thinking like I was a loser.
Speaker 1: But I didn't realize that that was the deal. It
Speaker 1: just that whatever whatever her glue situation was, it wasn't
Speaker 1: very solid, right, So I was kind of like, man like,
Speaker 1: I was looking down at myself, like man, the girl
Speaker 1: of the wig, it's like the scene him pretty well
Speaker 1: and where Richard Gear looks over and he sees her
Speaker 1: natural red locks flowing and he's like, much better. Fabulous. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what my story is going to be. Amazing redhead
Speaker 1: sleeping over. She doesn't go anywhere that she's photographed. This
Speaker 1: was just a classic lace front, you know, um and
Speaker 1: Taylor for sure belt it again again? Not ugly? What
Speaker 1: are you I was wearing again? You don't see the
Speaker 1: full picture here. There were boots that I wore with
Speaker 1: this and tights. The whole outfit is you're also in
Speaker 1: New York. Yeah, it's not like you're trying out for
Speaker 1: a right. Thank you. You guys are so nice because this, well,
Speaker 1: I was since we're going with the Pirate of the
Speaker 1: Caribbeans theme, wait till you when we show you the
Speaker 1: full picture. What these boots were made for? Walking? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean I think was what was this for? Yeah?
Speaker 1: This was for extra an inner aim at show with
Speaker 1: like fashion. It was terrible. I think you look grazy.
Speaker 1: It looks like TRL. Yeah it does. It does look
Speaker 1: like TRL cliche. Where are you? No? I miss it
Speaker 1: every day. I'm on bcbg's website. They have great stuff.
Speaker 1: What happened? Why Jeremy stop calling? I love Jeremy Atlanta.
Speaker 1: It was such a good one. I gave them all
Speaker 1: my money. I made the shift from Ann Taylor, you know.
Speaker 1: And the reason he kept calling. Yeah, you know what
Speaker 1: I think what we've looked? Well, yep, Matt, Matt Painter,
Speaker 1: I'm not prater. That's so. What is this? There's a
Speaker 1: belt leopard. I'm not sure it was the belt. It
Speaker 1: was um what this picture was submitted to? Again show
Speaker 1: my yellow hair? Ryan giving that I have an expert
Speaker 1: here yellow hair, yellow hair um animal print was huge
Speaker 1: and no, it took a break for a while. It
Speaker 1: recently came in print is the ultimate neutral? Are you
Speaker 1: listening to me? I'm trying to who's that behind him? Who?
Speaker 1: Who was on the team? Robbie Hum, that's not I
Speaker 1: know that's not him. I just saw him on the
Speaker 1: news the other days part of an Olympic event three
Speaker 1: on three. I know that he's awesome. I know that's
Speaker 1: on him. I was trying to figure it out. So
Speaker 1: that's a dance team though, you're definitely either at Illinois
Speaker 1: or Ohio State again or Indiana because they probably it
Speaker 1: was probably playing perdu and uh that big game, big
Speaker 1: rival rage, Like are you wearing like a French? Do
Speaker 1: you have a French tip? On course there's a crylic
Speaker 1: for days? And how about when I go to nail
Speaker 1: places and they're like, we don't do acrylic, it's the
Speaker 1: it's like they like shun you, being like we don't here.
Speaker 1: It happened to me the other day in New York.
Speaker 1: The guy goes, do you have a crilic? I was like,
Speaker 1: it's just a strength in them and get out of
Speaker 1: here and look at they're not even long nails. But
Speaker 1: there's a crilic for strength. H Well, I think what
Speaker 1: we've all learned here is according to Ryan. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: best damn sports show is Yeah, whoa I was this
Speaker 1: is best damn sports show. This is best damp sports show.
Speaker 1: How long were you on there? What year I was
Speaker 1: on there? From two thousand and six, seven to two thousand?
Speaker 1: I think it was done in nine. But yeah, that
Speaker 1: the long necklace Aaron like you, the long chain was
Speaker 1: in and yeah, just more bad hair. That's my theme.
Speaker 1: Baby dolls shirt, baby doll's shirt. Yes, one are those
Speaker 1: going to come back in? Which probably wasn't tucked in?
Speaker 1: And what were you wearing? Like a wide leg trouser.
Speaker 1: I'm sure ruere in wide trousers. Is Bby still going?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna check it out? Yeah, I have a gift.
Speaker 1: Oh there's the care of me speaking of the heart
Speaker 1: of the ocean right around my neck. Jack, So this
Speaker 1: is e a another college is outdoors? No, this has
Speaker 1: got to be I know what exactly. I would never
Speaker 1: wear that shirt for college. This is the Little League
Speaker 1: World Series or the college World Series. You're outside, I'm
Speaker 1: piste off. It's hot. My hair looks like trash again,
Speaker 1: no blending with the extensions. I've got the heart of
Speaker 1: the ocean around my neck. Some weird I know what
Speaker 1: this is. It's a purple cotton dress. Again Apparently I
Speaker 1: feel like I need to wear a camy because God
Speaker 1: forbid I show I'm a woman. W O M E
Speaker 1: N So real tightened up over there. Uh yeah, I
Speaker 1: just love doing five games in one day. You know
Speaker 1: this is a about there's nothing wrong that I was
Speaker 1: going to say that. And it's a good color. I like,
Speaker 1: you know, a vibrant color. Well, when you're covering Oregon
Speaker 1: State for two weeks, you know you don't want to
Speaker 1: look like you're cheering for them, so you go purple.
Speaker 1: It's neutral rule number one and we will omit who
Speaker 1: did a whole tutorial on this, But um, yeah, you're
Speaker 1: not supposed to wear the color of the team you're covering.
Speaker 1: So that's why you have a backup outfit just in case. Yeah,
Speaker 1: or you can have somebody complained from what was it
Speaker 1: Oregon or Auburn because you had a rebod deal and
Speaker 1: then it like changed everything. No, I'll tell you exactly
Speaker 1: what that was. TCU Slash who did they play Wisconsin?
Speaker 1: In the rose Ball? Did they play Wisconsin? I thought
Speaker 1: it was the national championship because it was the rose Ball?
Speaker 1: All right, So what happened? Are we doing this? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I thought, so we don't have to. Maybe you still
Speaker 1: have deals in the works. I never know. I don't
Speaker 1: have deals. I'm not doing this. I'm being a businesswoman
Speaker 1: right now. I will say though, I'll say that it
Speaker 1: was very late. Well when you hear the real story
Speaker 1: really was lame. Because yeah, so to recap, and again,
Speaker 1: for those of you listening, maybe this has been a
Speaker 1: very boring podcast. But if you have a visual support
Speaker 1: um link in bio, then it's been a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: My takeaways are very bad. Extensions, Um, always wear a
Speaker 1: cami if you want to be professional, and would in
Speaker 1: doubt have a blazer in your car? Yeah, or um,
Speaker 1: you know have have better contacts in the PR photo department,
Speaker 1: because hey, we are on a chat by the way
Speaker 1: right now, and our producer, Ryan, who Ryan Randall loves,
Speaker 1: wants us to talk a little bit about Bill Gates
Speaker 1: getting divorced. I was sad about this. I've got to
Speaker 1: be honest. I was don't know him personally, No, I
Speaker 1: wasn't I'd love to be really close to them, but
Speaker 1: twenty seven years of marriage. That sucks. Brian Randall, I mean, listen,
Speaker 1: I think you know we like oftentimes put these people
Speaker 1: on pedestals, right, It's like they like, look at the
Speaker 1: whole basos thing. So like I love that they can
Speaker 1: make a mutual decision and live their truth and yeah,
Speaker 1: like they can do whatever the they want. Like they've
Speaker 1: got me then almost everyone. Um yeah, no, I say
Speaker 1: good for them, and um, I'm sure that neither of
Speaker 1: them will have trouble finding a worthy suitor. My girlfriend
Speaker 1: Heather actually just put on a text chain with our
Speaker 1: group of friends that she was available if any of
Speaker 1: us new bills. So is Bill on RDY you think
Speaker 1: like Friday, I don't think. Yeah, Tech you have to
Speaker 1: By the way, do you think I would accepted what
Speaker 1: you have to get a referral to get in to Rise? No,
Speaker 1: I know I've heard about it. What friends of Bill
Speaker 1: Gates are super exclusive and I feel like now it's
Speaker 1: like anyone and everyone. So you're saying Rise played. Now
Speaker 1: did you think the thing going around the girl who
Speaker 1: least the videos that I match with Ben Affleck and
Speaker 1: thought it was a joke and an affleck Center video
Speaker 1: was like, what are you doing? He she unmatched him
Speaker 1: and he was like, why are you doing that? It
Speaker 1: was me? It was me? And now the videos out
Speaker 1: has been going on all day and it's hilarious. So
Speaker 1: he was, no, he's with j Lo. I want benefit
Speaker 1: to be back. No, I gotta think though it's tough
Speaker 1: to follow a cooking up, is it? Though? He has
Speaker 1: a lot of interest. But back to the Gates thing though, No,
Speaker 1: that's that's gonna be. I mean, I don't look, none
Speaker 1: of us know what happened. All this stuf gonna be
Speaker 1: written about it. You're right, Ryan, it's it's their private life.
Speaker 1: But you do kind of wonder, like now, like what
Speaker 1: what happened where? Because I can imagine at some point
Speaker 1: it's like, man, you work a lot. It was like,
Speaker 1: oh this word. Just watched the Want the documentary and
Speaker 1: him where he goes up and he's reclusive for months
Speaker 1: at a time up in a secluded area and the
Speaker 1: same you're talking about you and COVID. We whenever we
Speaker 1: tried to get together with Ryan during COVID, He's like, no, no,
Speaker 1: not doing it. Just give us this ship. It about
Speaker 1: when you can't go out to eat with us because
Speaker 1: the four o'clock games have to be over. I mean,
Speaker 1: we're really going to have to deal with this crap
Speaker 1: when you are settling down with a woman, Like there's
Speaker 1: some things that's going to have to be a given take. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's gonna be looking outside of my house. Go on,
Speaker 1: all right, so he watches all these games and this
Speaker 1: is why we live here. By that he means the sun.
Speaker 1: That's the sun that's blinding chrisma. Before we wrap this
Speaker 1: segment up, we are going to need a Dodger street beat,
Speaker 1: which the two of you. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: know the Ryan Randall street beat situation. Randall, I want
Speaker 1: the Ryan Randall here for ABC seven, NBC four, Fox
Speaker 1: Sports to nineteen JUCNN c span All. Okay, give us
Speaker 1: the Dodger street beat. I mean, there's nothing to beat
Speaker 1: to start with your Ryan Randall. Really, this is like
Speaker 1: my audition tape. Yes, do it all right, Ryan Randall,
Speaker 1: reporting live here on the mean streets of Chicago, where
Speaker 1: today's game has been you've got it post phoned tomorrow's
Speaker 1: doubleheader eleven forty eleven forty four forty. I don't know
Speaker 1: Kershaw kicks off Game one Now I'm fucking it all up. No,
Speaker 1: you're not on FO tomorrow doubleheader in Chicago with Daddy Ross.
Speaker 1: We love Daddy day Rosh. Yes, we will give you
Speaker 1: further updates from the Street Beat crew here in Chicago,
Speaker 1: reporting live for ABC seven, NBC four, CBS two, CNN,
Speaker 1: c SPAN and wherever you get your Street beaten. How
Speaker 1: are the Dodgers doing right now? I mean, listen, it's
Speaker 1: been a rough couple of weeks. Ish. They killed Milwaukee
Speaker 1: last game. What sixteen three? I like that term. I think,
Speaker 1: um murdered. Yeah, a couple of Grand slams. It was
Speaker 1: quite an exciting game, I must say. Kids. Also, I
Speaker 1: found out I was yesterday years old, that a lot
Speaker 1: of people didn't know. And I'm not like a h Yeah,
Speaker 1: the Milwaukee logo was meant to be an envy not
Speaker 1: a glove. Did we know that a lot of people
Speaker 1: wanted to know, which I just found out yesterday, which
Speaker 1: I found so interesting. That's great. I'm never gonna look
Speaker 1: at that logo the same. Well, um, I know you
Speaker 1: guys have heard you have to go. It was submitted
Speaker 1: like in one of those random like make us a
Speaker 1: logo and we might use it contests. Well, anyway, back
Speaker 1: to the Dodgers, follow your dreams. Well, Aaron and I
Speaker 1: have tried to follow our dreams despite our outfits. We
Speaker 1: have appreciate you. Guys weighing and Ryan, I say, you
Speaker 1: bring that headshot back. It's timeless, you know, yes, Um,
Speaker 1: the jacket one, the blazer, and I may actually have
Speaker 1: the original audition glasses of Clay Aikin in my possession.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, lead when we can Ben here? You know,
Speaker 1: what do you think he's saying? What was his song?
Speaker 1: What was his song in the finale? Oh it was
Speaker 1: a good one. I love to Clay, so you have
Speaker 1: some soul to him play. The other guys stuttered and
Speaker 1: Ruben always carried a towel. That's my kind of guy.
Speaker 1: Invisible if I were invisible, Yes, I loved it. Um
Speaker 1: that's right, guys, Thank you, it's our birthday. Thank God.
Speaker 1: Thank you for birthday present, which is blessing us with
Speaker 1: your time right, which is so important. And thank you
Speaker 1: for your house and your WiFi. Thank you for friendship.
Speaker 1: If you could just give me thirty minutes to just
Speaker 1: share some thoughts, stupid goodbye, Ryan, Randall. Thank you, you
Speaker 1: have seven hundred jobs. Thank you. Happy birthday seven. Hugard Love.
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