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Speaker 1: Couldn't get enough of us.

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Speaker 2: Huh, well, hey, neither can I. I also listen to

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Speaker 2: the podcast every day. After the show, I go home

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Speaker 1: I cut out the parts with everyone else. It's just me,

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Speaker 1: But you should listen to the full show because it's

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Speaker 1: way better that way.

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Speaker 3: It starts.

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Speaker 4: Now, you've probably heard of people who insist they don't

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Speaker 4: want their family going into debt trying to pay for

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Speaker 4: their funeral. Oh yeah, because, fun fact, those are really expensive.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, it's kind of like a wedding.

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Speaker 2: Yeah sadder.

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Speaker 4: Sorry that wasn't a fun fact. That was sad fact.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, very expensive.

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Speaker 4: But you know, once people are gone, no family wants

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Speaker 4: to just roll them into the ground and say, well,

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Speaker 4: see you later, and then go home and order a pizza.

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Speaker 4: That's also not quite enough.

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Speaker 5: My mom doesn't want us to even do anything.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, she's like, you know, I don't need a

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Speaker 6: headstone or any of that waste of money.

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Speaker 4: Well, in a new poll, update on the people gets

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Speaker 4: the average funeral costs where around five thousand dollars. Turns

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Speaker 4: and that's why seventy percent say they'd rather be buried

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Speaker 6: I'm only doing it if the box is really really

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Speaker 2: You want to pick the packaging peanuts.

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Speaker 6: Air packets.

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Speaker 2: I do agree with that.

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Speaker 4: It kind of got me thinking what cheap item would

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Speaker 4: each of us be buried in order to save a buck.

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Speaker 4: For Jose, it's probably inside one of those takeout fubbles.

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Speaker 1: In there, thinking even a cup of noodle.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, in a small one.

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Speaker 1: I probably look like the dust that comes on it.

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Speaker 3: Anyway.

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Speaker 4: Speaking of Alexis, would probably like her ashes sprinkled into

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Speaker 4: a pot of dry mac and cheese. Yeah, Brook, I'm

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Speaker 4: guessing wants to be buried inside one of the Halloween candy.

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Speaker 5: Bowls of wine.

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Speaker 2: And I know I'd to.

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Speaker 4: Be buried inside the box that holds the dogs shot

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Speaker 4: collar that we wear every single morning. Because it's time

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Speaker 4: for the shot collar question of the day, Digital Jake.

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Speaker 4: Once I kicked the bucket, I'm putting you with the

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Speaker 4: honor of leaf blowing my ashes around this studio in memorial.

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Speaker 2: All right, take the place first, give us some trivia.

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Speaker 3: When we first played this game a few days ago,

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Speaker 3: it was bunk or no bunk. It confused people, so

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Speaker 3: to make it easier we went to debunk or double

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know why it was so simple.

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Speaker 3: But that's when a Lexus came to me and she

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Speaker 3: turned her hat sideways and said, Yo, I'm gen Z.

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Speaker 3: I know what's chicken chicken hot? What we should call

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Speaker 3: this woke? New cap or no cap? And then I'm

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Speaker 3: pretty sure she said, say what.

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Speaker 2: Wow, it's a perfect Alexis impression.

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Speaker 1: I wish you were recording because this is great.

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Speaker 3: She's pretty animated, shaking her hands and her legs at

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Speaker 3: the same time. So we're gonna try it cap or

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Speaker 3: no cap.

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Speaker 7: No.

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Speaker 1: To be honest, if Alexa and I both said that, we're.

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Speaker 5: Like, why was you don't try to put yourself with

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Speaker 3: Cap means false, no cap means true. Yes, very that right,

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Speaker 3: Alexis is your idea?

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Speaker 6: Okay again, all right, let's play it cap or no capright?

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Speaker 3: Oh God, darting with Alexis. Alexis the Twinkie is older

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Speaker 3: than Harvard University, cap or no CAP.

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Speaker 5: I don't know that. Like the twinkie's been around forever.

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Speaker 8: I don't know why I think that. I could just imagine,

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Speaker 2: Harvard was built.

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Speaker 8: These are things I've never thought about in my life.

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Speaker 1: To be honest, I'm.

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Speaker 3: Gonna say no cap, no cap. That's cap. Harvard was

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Speaker 3: That's imagining, Alexis you're vulnerable to getting shocked. Now, let's

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Speaker 3: go over to Jose. Jose, goldfish have a three second memory,

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Speaker 3: cap or no CAP.

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Speaker 1: I remember hearing this, but I don't think it's How did.

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Speaker 5: They test a goldfish's Memory's good question.

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Speaker 1: It's like I waved and he didn't wave back the

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Speaker 1: second time.

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Speaker 5: Hey do you remember me? I you every day.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say they do have a longer memory, So

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say that's cap.

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Speaker 3: It's a lie, Jose said, cap, that's cap. It's been

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Speaker 3: disproven several times. Research shows that they can have a

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Speaker 3: memory that's up to five months long. Wow, Jose, you're safe.

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Speaker 3: Let's go over to brook Brook. You cannot smell anything

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Speaker 3: while you're sleeping, cap or no cap?

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 7: Right.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's probably why they say wake up and smell

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Speaker 6: It's a weird Okay, So I'm going to say you

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Speaker 5: I think that's no cap.

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Speaker 3: Brook says no cap. That's no cap. When you sleep,

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Speaker 3: your brain does not process smells. Brose. Move on to

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Speaker 3: the next round. Jeffrey, the Mona Lisa has never been

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Speaker 3: stolen from the Louver or no cat.

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Speaker 5: I know this.

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Speaker 4: The Louver is like the most high security building in

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Speaker 6: The Mona Lisa was stolen for years and years and

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Speaker 6: then it was returned, but I don't know.

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Speaker 5: If it was the lover.

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Speaker 2: I don't think so I'm gonna say that's no cat.

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Speaker 3: Jeff says, no cap, that's cap. It was stolen. It's

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Speaker 3: been stolen in nineteen eleven by a man who worked

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Speaker 3: at the museum and recovered two years later. Stolen. Going

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Speaker 3: on to round two, Alexis and Jeffrey are at risk

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Speaker 3: of being shot Jose and Brook. Here we go. Jose

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Speaker 3: cheesecake originally came from Italy. Cap or no cap.

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Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, it didn't come from a factory.

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Speaker 2: In Italy.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. I'm gonna say that's no cap.

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Speaker 3: Jose says, no cap, that's cap. Cheesecake comes from Greece.

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Speaker 3: Here we go.

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Speaker 7: Brook.

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Speaker 3: You get this right. You get to choose who gets shocked, Okay.

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Speaker 1: Or we keep going.

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Speaker 3: Brook. There is a world championship for throwing mobile phones.

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Speaker 3: Cap or no cap?

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Speaker 6: I mean I could see a world championship for like

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Speaker 6: throwing computers.

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Speaker 1: Phone that they threw it once, and we're like, you

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Speaker 1: know what, I could be a world champion.

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Speaker 9: I can.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna say no cap.

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Speaker 3: Brook says, no cap, that's cap. There is an annual

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Speaker 3: wife throwing Championship held in Estonia, but not one for phones.

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Speaker 3: Everyone's gotten one wrong, which means I get to choose

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Speaker 3: you good shot at all, Brook and I are safe, though,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say Jeffery's getting shot today and I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: pass it on to Jose.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, there's no rule.

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Speaker 4: Really whatever, let's just sing someone wanted to hear sweet

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Speaker 4: but Psycho.

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Speaker 2: If there's no pass rule.

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Speaker 5: Apparently the song's perfect for you today.

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Speaker 4: Oh she's sweet out of psycho, A little bit psycho.

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Speaker 4: At night she's screaming, I'm mad, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Your shot collar question of the.

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Speaker 10: Day, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Every time on the show, when we ask Brooke which

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Speaker 4: of her children is her favorite, she always says, oh,

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Speaker 4: jeff that's terrible. I don't have a favorite.

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Speaker 5: That's true.

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Speaker 2: Why does she say that? It's because she knows her

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Speaker 2: children listen to the show.

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Speaker 4: It's the same reason that she's always screaming, I love

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Speaker 4: my mother in law.

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Speaker 2: I loved my husband too. Okay, Brooke, we get it.

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Speaker 2: Hashtag ride or die, shove it down her throats.

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Speaker 5: Hashtags.

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Speaker 4: Luckily, there is one segment that her family doesn't listen to,

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Speaker 4: and that gives Brook the freedom to finally let her

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Speaker 4: hair down and say the painfully honest things that are

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Speaker 4: inside her heart. It's called what's on your mind? Our

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Speaker 4: inner truths will be set free. Favor to wait till

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Speaker 4: is there anything more annoying than when it rains on

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Speaker 4: a Sunday? Now the whole name of the days.

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Speaker 5: Alie, Oh nice?

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Speaker 4: At that point do we call it rain day?

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Speaker 2: It sounds like a headache.

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Speaker 4: Hopefully no lies or confusion while we do another version

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Speaker 4: of What's on your Mind, where we go around the

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Speaker 4: room and share what we've been thinking about straight up,

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Speaker 4: starting with Brook Brook what's on your mind?

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Speaker 5: Oh man, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 6: You know, the older I get, the more it's about

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Speaker 6: the little things that make me happy.

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Speaker 11: What does that?

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Speaker 6: And for months now I've been tracking who has been

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Speaker 6: using our restroom.

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Speaker 2: Who's is this? That Homer in the studio?

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Speaker 6: No, No, the station building, because we share the women's

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Speaker 6: bathroom with like a whole big corporation.

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Speaker 5: It's not just our company.

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Speaker 6: So when eight o'clock hits, there are other ladies in there, right,

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Speaker 6: I never go in without somebody else in the bathroom.

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Speaker 6: And so every day, for the last like one hundred

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Speaker 6: and two days, I have been monitoring what stalls they

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Speaker 6: have been using my God, that listen, because I have

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Speaker 6: figured out the most unused stall in the bathroom. Yes,

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Speaker 6: there's five stalls to choose from. I'm gonna tell you

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Speaker 6: right now.

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Speaker 5: No one uses the first stall. No one except for me.

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Speaker 2: The door.

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Speaker 6: Yes, I go in there sometimes at nine thirty and

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Speaker 6: the toilet seat is still up from the cleaners the

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Speaker 5: Research.

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Speaker 6: It is like I have my own personal toilet in

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Speaker 6: the women's bathroom because I figured it out.

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Speaker 10: There.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna tell you, I think the most used is

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Speaker 6: second to last. It's not no, no, because everybody's trying

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Speaker 6: to outthink other people, right, so they're all they get.

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Speaker 4: Into which the toilets they go to. It's just whatever

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Speaker 4: one's open you using. They clean them every single day.

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Speaker 7: Brook.

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Speaker 6: I bet if people are text me now, they all

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Speaker 6: go to the end because they think nobody uses the end.

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Speaker 5: But they're wrong. It's reverse psychology.

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Speaker 6: The first toilet stall is the most unused.

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Speaker 6: I have done unofficial research and it makes me happy.

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Speaker 1: I'm nervous, all right, because you know, it's a big

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Speaker 5: I think cat would be good for you, really well.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I grew up with dogs. I love dogs,

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Speaker 5: I mean they can't for like a weekend if you

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Speaker 4: You go there, you have coffee, and then you can

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Speaker 6: And my cat cafes like they'll have a couple of

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Speaker 4: They're complimentary with you.

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Speaker 1: It's going to be an expensive kid anyway. Wish me

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Speaker 1: I've never been to one.

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Speaker 2: Call you cat daddy, Daddy, what's been on your mind?

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Speaker 8: So last week I decided to get my belly button pierced.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, what is this? Nineteen ninety eight? No, I missed

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Speaker 8: That's why They actually told me it's better to get

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Speaker 5: They said, you take care of it anyways. So I

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Speaker 8: They ask you how it looks and stuff. And I'm

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Speaker 5: No, She's like, just me know, just let me know

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Speaker 5: It's not the worst thing, though. I'm just gonna like

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Speaker 8: When I stand straight, I'm gonna lean the other way

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Speaker 1: I'm going to get the wrong tattoo somedays and let

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Speaker 5: They misspell her own name. She doesn't want to say anything,

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Speaker 5: probably I'm probably wrong. It's fine, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 2: Would you guys say that I'm maintenance?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 5: Yes, really as to order special printer paper for you?

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, seriously, and then if you get your

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Speaker 4: Okay, Well, I didn't think I would say I until

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Speaker 4: what just happened recently. Because I've been on a big

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Speaker 4: pizza kick and it's from this one awesome pizza place.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to give him a shout out because

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Speaker 4: if I do, they'll be busy forever and that's going.

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Speaker 2: To be inconveniently. But they're really good.

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Speaker 4: The thing is when it gets delivered, they'll put it

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Speaker 2: And the problem is it's too hot.

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Speaker 5: Wait they get it to your house too.

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Speaker 2: Quick, too too warm.

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Speaker 4: But I can't wait because as soon as I see it,

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Speaker 6: Didn't you just wait when it's on the doorstep three

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Speaker 4: As soon as I see it, I'm going to open

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Speaker 4: it and eat it, and then I'm going to burn

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Speaker 4: my mouth and I'll add more for waiting, like I'm not.

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Speaker 2: I'm willing to do that.

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Speaker 5: I ready to sit in your car.

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Speaker 4: And it's fun because now I get to look out

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Speaker 4: and we're both counting down together.

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Speaker 1: He tries to open the door, You're like, ah ah,

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Speaker 1: it's not been three minutes. You get back in that car.

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Speaker 5: This is strange.

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Speaker 4: That's a little stalemate that we have, but it's added

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Speaker 5: I don't know how anyone would call you high maintenance.

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Speaker 4: And text stint seven eight five nine two tell us

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Speaker 2: What's on your mind?

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Speaker 4: It's broken and Jeffrey in the morning and the phone

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Speaker 4: number is seven eight five nine two if you want

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Speaker 4: a text into the show and tell us what's been

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Speaker 6: Have with you.

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Speaker 5: Yes, we try and respond to most of the texts.

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Speaker 5: We can't get up to them all, but we love them.

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Speaker 2: But we have a few here.

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Speaker 4: One that says, I just listened to the mass speaker

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Speaker 4: of the girl who steals rich people's leftovers in Vegas.

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Speaker 5: Oh that girl he waits outside the hotel room.

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Speaker 4: She says that whole thing, plus y'all's commentary made me

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Speaker 4: laugh out loud. I love you guys, now I know

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Speaker 4: where I'm going for lunch day.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so much flap a lobster tail, three.

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Speaker 4: Quarters of unintentional life hacks that you learned from this show.

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Speaker 4: We will see you at the dumpster behind Embassy Suites

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Speaker 4: when this is over. Another says, you guys are the

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Speaker 4: best part of my mornings. Well, that and coffee. Jose

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Speaker 4: and Jake's laugh makes me smile. Love you all, Jake,

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Speaker 4: you want to do you a.

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Speaker 1: Laugh together on two three?

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Speaker 2: It's nice though anyway.

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Speaker 4: Another says been listening since twenty twelve. I just noticed

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Speaker 4: a picture of Alexis the other day. She really is

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Speaker 4: like the female version of j from the in Betweeners

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Speaker 2: Lol.

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Speaker 5: Love you guys, I'm gonna have to do some Google.

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Speaker 5: Oh wait, did you print it out?

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Speaker 2: Producer Boyd printed out a picture.

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Speaker 4: Of both okay, and I will say, it's actually really close. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: it does look like you have a long lost brother.

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Speaker 4: Did your mom Barb have a secret love child with

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Speaker 4: like a small British Man?

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Speaker 5: That would make sense Why I love British Man.

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Speaker 4: We have to put the box shore the side by

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Speaker 4: side up on the story that Brook and Jefferies hour.

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Speaker 6: Cover cut that he has talking about.

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Speaker 2: Oh it's amazing, that's so good. Text nine two. Give us.

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Speaker 4: Give us more celebrity lookalike references for everybody on the show.

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Speaker 10: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Never give up that good winners.

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Speaker 11: Never quite.

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Speaker 4: It's pretty common advice, but I guess it has its benefits.

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Speaker 4: But you had me going, and I'm just saying, maybe

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Speaker 5: This isn't the locker room.

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Speaker 4: Ring an ice cream eating competition. When your lactose intolerance.

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Speaker 9: Kicks, Oh my god, keep going taking out the cream

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Speaker 2: Can I have yours.

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Speaker 4: Then he offers to sprinkle some ketamine onto your nachos.

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Speaker 5: You can do that?

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Speaker 2: Probably okay to abandon ship at that point.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, well probably lots more than a sidic blocks.

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Speaker 4: To Our next segment is full of people who probably

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Speaker 4: but for some reason, they stuck it out and.

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Speaker 2: Lived to regret it. At least they get to share.

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Speaker 4: Their weird dating stories when we do a brand new

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Speaker 10: Hope One dating appar right.

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Speaker 3: The question is.

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Speaker 10: Whose love life is more tragic?

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Speaker 3: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.

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Speaker 4: It's the dating game show that strongly encouraged a Laddin

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Speaker 4: to Scotch guard that magic carpet, but he didn't listen

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Speaker 4: The Tender Dates, where two of our listeners go head

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Speaker 4: to head to find out whose dating life is the

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Speaker 4: most tragic. We'll explain the rules in just a second,

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Speaker 4: seductive party trick is d shelling an entire lobster inside

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Speaker 4: him seafood Trio Leo Hey, what the guard oyster in there?

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Speaker 5: I don't know, but hope nobody's allergic to shellfish.

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Speaker 4: And in the other corner he swears he has a

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Speaker 2: It's just invisible right now.

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Speaker 12: Meet Harley, Charlie.

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Speaker 7: Hey as you're going. Yeah, Hey, you don't.

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Speaker 5: Need to wear a helmet on that bike.

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Speaker 3: Charlie, No helmet needed.

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Speaker 2: Game works.

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Speaker 4: One contestant is going to start by telling one of

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Speaker 4: We're gonna start things off with you seafood trio Leo.

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Speaker 7: Let's go all right. So I was hooking up with

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Speaker 4: Oh oh, how could she see the back of your

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Speaker 12: Yeah, they felt it.

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Speaker 2: Then, I don't know, have some weird stuff.

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Speaker 4: Man, go on.

450
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:41,240
Speaker 7: She said that meant that I'd be bald by thirty

451
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:44,359
Speaker 7: and she doesn't date bald guys. So she left.

452
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,720
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, my friend, I'm sorry, I don't date old

453
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,359
Speaker 1: guys and one day you're gonna be seventy.

454
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:56,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know if it was maybe just an

455
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:58,480
Speaker 7: excuse to leave, But ever since I I've been buying

456
00:21:58,600 --> 00:21:59,679
Speaker 7: special hair product.

457
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:01,080
Speaker 5: That's all right.

458
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:04,000
Speaker 6: She gave you a complex, but you know you may

459
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:05,240
Speaker 6: have sicker hair because of it.

460
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:06,800
Speaker 2: Charlie, can you count her?

461
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,280
Speaker 13: So we were at the movies right for our first date.

462
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:14,000
Speaker 13: Eything going smooth? Her phone accidentity went off. Yeah, the

463
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:17,400
Speaker 13: screen lights up and I can see my tender profile

464
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,560
Speaker 13: like her wallpaper on her phone.

465
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:22,240
Speaker 12: Your picture.

466
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,280
Speaker 13: Yeah, first date, though, let's keep in mind.

467
00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:29,359
Speaker 5: Maybe she just needs it as a reminder what your

468
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:29,840
Speaker 5: name is?

469
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:32,000
Speaker 1: Quick?

470
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,520
Speaker 7: That was super ugly?

471
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:38,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, round two, Leo, Time.

472
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:39,240
Speaker 11: To hit back.

473
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:43,480
Speaker 7: I met this smoking hot lady who's a spinning instructor,

474
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:47,119
Speaker 7: and you know, spinning structures are always smoke shows, and

475
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:51,520
Speaker 7: she invites me to her class. So I show up

476
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:54,199
Speaker 7: as she puts me in the front row, which is

477
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:57,719
Speaker 7: intimidating enough as it is. Yeah, and then five minutes

478
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:00,320
Speaker 7: in she comes over and sets my bike on the

479
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:04,240
Speaker 7: highest resistance and tells me if she sees me turn

480
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,120
Speaker 7: it down, it's over between her.

481
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:10,240
Speaker 6: Oh man, oh my god, at what point in the

482
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 6: class did you just pass out?

483
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,720
Speaker 7: I'm just standing up, trying to grind on this thing,

484
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:17,199
Speaker 7: and I pointed at the door to distract her and

485
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,639
Speaker 7: turn it down, and she caught me.

486
00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:22,640
Speaker 5: You're too weak for her.

487
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,480
Speaker 7: She called me out in front of everyone over the

488
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,040
Speaker 7: microphone and told me to get out.

489
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:32,359
Speaker 4: Why does everybody you date like come after you, Charlie?

490
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:34,919
Speaker 11: You got to step it up, man, all right?

491
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,840
Speaker 13: So I was dropping this girl off after the day, right, everything.

492
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:38,119
Speaker 7: Let's move.

493
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:41,520
Speaker 13: I'm leaving to go home. She calls me and she

494
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:43,840
Speaker 13: asked me to come inside. She says, you know, she's

495
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,119
Speaker 13: scared to be alone. So I'm like cool, I'm feeling like,

496
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,160
Speaker 13: you know, this is my chance.

497
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:48,440
Speaker 11: I know what I'm talking about.

498
00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:53,040
Speaker 5: And on her part, I.

499
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:56,840
Speaker 13: Go back inside. When I get there, there's a man dead.

500
00:23:57,119 --> 00:23:59,720
Speaker 5: Whoa wait, like her roommate or something.

501
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:01,040
Speaker 7: Please tell me no.

502
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:04,320
Speaker 13: She sneaks and tells me he didn't know he was

503
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 13: in there. It was her boyfriend. He got back home

504
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:08,240
Speaker 13: early from his trip.

505
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:12,680
Speaker 2: Oh what a jirk coming back home early. I hate

506
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,040
Speaker 2: that guy's.

507
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:16,440
Speaker 4: Get to your third and final round. We need you

508
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:19,960
Speaker 4: to really throw down here. Gentlemen, So seafood trio Leo.

509
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 11: What do you got?

510
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:25,000
Speaker 7: My tender day invited me to go furniture testing testing.

511
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,800
Speaker 7: I'm thinking she wants to check couches out or something,

512
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:29,160
Speaker 7: you know, Okay.

513
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, you got to stand on them before you buy it.

514
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:34,959
Speaker 7: You just never know, maybe a little love seat or something.

515
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,119
Speaker 7: But no, no, no, no. We get to the store

516
00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:40,560
Speaker 7: and I found out she meant baby furniture testing because

517
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,120
Speaker 7: she's eight months pregnant.

518
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:48,120
Speaker 6: Oh amazing that she has the energy for me for that.

519
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:49,960
Speaker 1: But yeah, she's like, I'm so glad you hear my

520
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:50,480
Speaker 1: back hurts.

521
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:55,679
Speaker 7: It gets worse, it gets way worse. She's looking for

522
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:58,600
Speaker 7: a crib and asked if I could crawl into one

523
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,400
Speaker 7: to let her know if the baby would the comfortable.

524
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,720
Speaker 2: How big of a baby is she planning on having?

525
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:04,359
Speaker 1: Or how.

526
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 5: Can't ride a bike.

527
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:13,919
Speaker 2: To act like a baby?

528
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:16,320
Speaker 12: Harley Jarl Chance.

529
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 7: Boy, All right?

530
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 13: We was he in that one of those outdoor restaurants,

531
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,639
Speaker 13: you know, you sit outside and just relaxed. It was

532
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,359
Speaker 13: a beautiful day I'm talking about.

533
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,360
Speaker 7: It was just perfect. She was beautiful, the.

534
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,879
Speaker 13: Date was cool with everything was small. Ran a bird

535
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:37,320
Speaker 13: pooped on my date's head.

536
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:38,959
Speaker 6: Sounded good luck though, Yeah, it's people just say that

537
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,359
Speaker 6: to make you feel better.

538
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:41,879
Speaker 10: What she do.

539
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:45,040
Speaker 13: So she seemed upset at first, right, and I told her,

540
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,160
Speaker 13: you know, like we could just we could just leave,

541
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:49,920
Speaker 13: you know, and just end it off. But she told

542
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:55,040
Speaker 13: me that her therapist encouraged her to start to face adversity,

543
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:58,200
Speaker 13: you know, and be tough and deal with things. Okay,

544
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:02,000
Speaker 13: So we sat there for another She tried to eat,

545
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:05,800
Speaker 13: but she was crying, not coming at with.

546
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 2: The bird poop still on the hay.

547
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 3: She didn't clean it all.

548
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:13,119
Speaker 10: All right.

549
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:18,359
Speaker 2: Final means the match is over. This was an intense one. Judges,

550
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:19,840
Speaker 2: we gotta score in Alexis.

551
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,119
Speaker 5: I gotta go Leo for crawling into baby Cray.

552
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:23,280
Speaker 3: We got one for Leo.

553
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,960
Speaker 5: Brooke, I mean bird poop girl. I feel bad for her,

554
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:27,280
Speaker 5: but it's definitely Leo.

555
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:33,000
Speaker 4: Congratulations Seapoo trio. Leo, your dating life is messier than

556
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,120
Speaker 4: a cafeteria on sloppy Joe Day.

557
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 5: Oh you want something? I think he's crying here just

558
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:43,520
Speaker 5: being nice to me.

559
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 4: Bullied once again. That was Battle of the tender dates.

560
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,119
Speaker 4: We got your phone to have coming up right.

561
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,560
Speaker 10: After this freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

562
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 4: If you're working at a busy restaurant during the lunch rush,

563
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:56,920
Speaker 4: you know how stressful that can be. Oh yeah, and

564
00:26:57,040 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 4: taking orders, making food, trying to stay organ eyes. And

565
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,760
Speaker 4: then imagine, on top of all of that, you received

566
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:07,200
Speaker 4: one of the strangest phone calls ever from a customer

567
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:11,360
Speaker 4: who wants to order a sandwich but has taken his sweet,

568
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:16,400
Speaker 4: sweet old time. There's a good reason for it, though,

569
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,200
Speaker 4: you're gonna hear in your phone tap right.

570
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 14: Now, Deli, this is Nick.

571
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 11: Hello, Hi, Sorry, is this the deli?

572
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 14: Yes, this is Nick. How can I help you?

573
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:46,399
Speaker 11: Yeah? I like the places in order for a sandwich?

574
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 14: S are you okay?

575
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 7: Everything okay?

576
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:50,720
Speaker 14: Over there?

577
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 7: Oh so okay, excuse me, what's going on?

578
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 11: Sorry?

579
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:03,640
Speaker 4: I bought one of the vibrating massage chairs from sharper Image.

580
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:04,479
Speaker 7: Okay.

581
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 4: Oh I've been added in the last seventeen hours.

582
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 7: That sounds like a lot.

583
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:14,720
Speaker 11: That's good.

584
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, so your sandwich.

585
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:23,399
Speaker 11: Order, yeah, it's just question.

586
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:26,639
Speaker 4: After my order, can you can you put in the

587
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,640
Speaker 4: notes to come into the house and deliver it to my.

588
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 7: Lab And you wanted to deliver aware.

589
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 11: Onto my lap.

590
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 7: I don't know about that.

591
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 14: I don't want to get up you can do at

592
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 14: your front doors.

593
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 7: As far as the I.

594
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 11: Want to stand. It feels so good.

595
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 7: I'm bet, I'm bet. Did you want to put the

596
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:52,640
Speaker 7: order in or what?

597
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:53,120
Speaker 14: My friend?

598
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 11: Yeah? Sandwich?

599
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 14: Yeah, we got a lot of sandwiches. You want to

600
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 14: to think specific on it?

601
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 11: I no, I don't even care.

602
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 7: Okay, how about a ham and twist? Not that one. Listen, man,

603
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 7: I'm busy right now. I can't pick the sandwich for you.

604
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 14: Why don't you call back when you're.

605
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 7: Ready to order?

606
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 11: Do you have a roast be.

607
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 7: Yes, we have roast beef. You want a roast be sandwich?

608
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 12: Yeah?

609
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:33,720
Speaker 11: We're kind of bread sour dough. Yeah.

610
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 14: Yeah. So I'm you know, I'm trying to help you

611
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 14: out disorder. This is pretty creepy to be honest with

612
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 14: you when you're in So if we could get disorder

613
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 14: put in, I appreciate it.

614
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 12: I'm just trying to tell you.

615
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 14: Why don't you turn off the chair while you're ordering?

616
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 7: What?

617
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 12: Are you crazy? Have you been in a massage chair before?

618
00:29:58,960 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 15: Yeah?

619
00:29:59,320 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 6: I didn't.

620
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 7: I wasn't in it for seventeen hours.

621
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 14: I don't think that's even help me.

622
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 11: You're missing out.

623
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 4: I'm I'm I'm I'm wearing a diaper right now?

624
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 7: Why you would you be wearing a diper?

625
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 10: Sure?

626
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 11: I want to stand up?

627
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 14: All right, I should have asked that. I don't what

628
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 14: I was thinking. I can have the sandwich deliver to you.

629
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 14: But that's uh, that's about it. That's that's all I

630
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 14: need to know from your and just what you want

631
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 14: on the sandwich.

632
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 11: Okay, okay, sorry, what.

633
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 7: I'm gonna send you a roast beef sandwich?

634
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 14: All right? Just give me your address. I'm not knowing

635
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 14: delivering it to your lab.

636
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:39,640
Speaker 4: Did do you have any anybody over there that could

637
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 4: pick up my kids from soccer camp today?

638
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 14: No, listen, guy, we're up, jel, I gotta go.

639
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 12: Okay, I'll pay your delivery guy to pick up my

640
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 12: kids for me.

641
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,239
Speaker 14: Sir, with all due respect, you need to get out

642
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 14: of your freaking chair and go pick up your kids.

643
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:53,280
Speaker 14: You can't have the deli guy to pick.

644
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 7: Up your kids.

645
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 12: I'm willing to pay extra no Deli.

646
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 14: Turn off the chair, walk outside the house and pick

647
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 14: up your kids. I'll have the sandwich to you in

648
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 14: a half hour.

649
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 4: I feel like a human burrito and wrapped in a

650
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 4: tortilla of relaxation.

651
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 14: You you wasted my time. I'm not having this conversation

652
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:16,920
Speaker 14: with you.

653
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 7: I'm hanging up.

654
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 12: No, this is the call your roommate Ryan wanted.

655
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 11: Me to have with you.

656
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 14: What the hell are you talking about?

657
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 9: Man?

658
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 12: Yeah, Ryan loves some massage chairs and brank phone calls.

659
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 10: This is.

660
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because this is a prank call.

661
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:38,240
Speaker 7: Are you kidding me?

662
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 2: Serious? I'm not in a massage chair.

663
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 11: Metal radio station.

664
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:44,640
Speaker 12: My name is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

665
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:45,960
Speaker 11: You just got phone tap, dude.

666
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 14: I gotta say I'm pretty relieved that I'm not talking

667
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 14: to a weirdo.

668
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:54,800
Speaker 4: I felt pretty good for those last few minutes. But

669
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 4: your roommate Ryan emailed us and said you just started

670
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 4: this new job at the deli and to make your

671
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 4: first week more exciting.

672
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 14: I don't even know how you are making. No sounds

673
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 14: like I don't know if you're in a massage chair.

674
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 11: You sound dude.

675
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 2: You I don't like it.

676
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 10: Weeke up Every morning was Fu Taps weekday mornings on

677
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 10: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

678
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 4: On this segment, we've gotten ghosters, catfishers, gas lighters, even

679
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 4: peanut pushers. I don't know, isn't that a dating term

680
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 4: where you keep texting the person saying, Hey, I'm pushing

681
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 4: peanuts over here?

682
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 2: What's the deal?

683
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 12: No one's done that.

684
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 2: Okay, check me on that one. I thought that was

685
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 2: a dating one.

686
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 6: My Google search that it's gonna be something Weird's gonna happen.

687
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 2: Type it in.

688
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 16: Take the risks peanuts right anyway we have there's the

689
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 16: first time for everything, including one woman who claims that

690
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 16: she's a one month wow because after their first date

691
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 16: she wants to wait an entire thirty days before they

692
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:09,240
Speaker 16: meet up again.

693
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 2: And you will not believe the reason why.

694
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,760
Speaker 6: Oh, it couldn't even do like a leap year month

695
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 6: where it's like twenty eight or so.

696
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 4: She's turned the other guy into a peanut pusher wondering what's.

697
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 2: Going on over here.

698
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 4: We're gonna find out some answers in your second date update,

699
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 4: next second date update. Dating online right now is like

700
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 4: being a contestant on a really stressful game show. At

701
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,960
Speaker 4: least that's how our listener Sean felt, because he was

702
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 4: challenged recently by the lady he's interested in, and she

703
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 4: gave him one simple but agonizing.

704
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 2: Question to answer.

705
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 4: If he got it right, there's a date and possibly

706
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 4: a new car. If he got it wrong, might never

707
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 4: see her profile picture again, and Steve Harvey would look

708
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 4: at him in shame and disgust.

709
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 11: I am intrigued by.

710
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 4: This new age of dating and I can't wait to

711
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:01,040
Speaker 4: hear what the question was. But first on, tell us

712
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 4: about this mystery game show girl that you met.

713
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 2: Who is she?

714
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 7: Her name is Janine and she is super hot?

715
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:12,560
Speaker 5: Oh god, super hot Janine?

716
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, you be super hot with really white teeth, like

717
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:18,440
Speaker 6: my got their teeth are so white.

718
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 4: And what was the question that Janine challenged you with?

719
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 7: The question was country or rap? Which has to go country?

720
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:27,800
Speaker 5: Honestly?

721
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:29,799
Speaker 10: For sure?

722
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:30,320
Speaker 5: Country?

723
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 2: Okay?

724
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Rap?

725
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 4: I mean I don't want to get rid of either one.

726
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 1: If that is a hard question.

727
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:42,400
Speaker 2: Okay, Well what did you say, Sean?

728
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:47,360
Speaker 7: I said, ditch country. But that picture of you drinking

729
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:50,840
Speaker 7: champagne on the beach is the best picture on this app,

730
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 7: and I think that's what got her.

731
00:34:53,760 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 5: Okay, that was it felt like you didn't transition. Well, yeah, compliment.

732
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:04,799
Speaker 2: What did she say?

733
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 7: She said that I failed the main question.

734
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the thing.

735
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,240
Speaker 4: Girls love country.

736
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, but I got bonus points for appreciating her pitch.

737
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 5: So okay, okay, so you got.

738
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:21,480
Speaker 2: Somewhere smart to slip the compliment.

739
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 5: What did you guys end up doing?

740
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,760
Speaker 7: You know, I ended up kind of going back and forth,

741
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 7: like within the app I joked about zooming in on

742
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 7: the picture and she was like, what are you, you know,

743
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:34,360
Speaker 7: like purving out? I mean I was like, no, zooming

744
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 7: in to see what kind of champagne you're drinking. I

745
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 7: want to know if you're drinking the classy stuff, you know.

746
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 1: Okay, also I know your swimsuit size.

747
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 2: Now that But what did you end up doing for

748
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:47,319
Speaker 2: your date?

749
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 7: Like?

750
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:49,840
Speaker 4: Did you take her on a long drive down a

751
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:50,760
Speaker 4: country road?

752
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 2: She's a country.

753
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:54,760
Speaker 5: Girl with the champagne of her choice.

754
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:57,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, rents a pickup truck for the day.

755
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:02,440
Speaker 7: I took her on a very short drive to restaurant.

756
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:03,919
Speaker 10: Yeah.

757
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 7: A type of restaurant is Asian sushi like buffet kind

758
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 7: of restaurant could.

759
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:13,279
Speaker 2: Be less country than.

760
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 1: Country.

761
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:21,319
Speaker 11: So delicious.

762
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:23,720
Speaker 5: How was it? I mean, that's I always think sushi

763
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 5: is a sexy date.

764
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 7: It is, Yeah, it was. It was great. And it

765
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,880
Speaker 7: was one of these places that's kind of adjoining like

766
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:37,880
Speaker 7: a shopping center, like a kind of mall type area hot.

767
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,720
Speaker 2: This is taking in front of her eyes.

768
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 5: But don't give them that.

769
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 6: There's high end malls that have like high end restaurants.

770
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean give us some highlights here from the day.

771
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 4: What are some good things that happened at sushi?

772
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 7: Well it was good. Sushi was like pretty high end

773
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:57,000
Speaker 7: and we had a great conversation. And you know, the

774
00:36:57,040 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 7: best thing about that location is being close to the

775
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 7: shopping centers. You have the opportunity to extend your date, like, oh, do.

776
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 2: You want to go build a bear together?

777
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:10,320
Speaker 5: I gad, I'd like that.

778
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:15,280
Speaker 6: I was gonna, you know your age, it's not shocking

779
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,360
Speaker 6: at all, put a little cowboy hat on and a

780
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 6: little so cute.

781
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 5: It's actually and then you'd have a little teddy better remember.

782
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 1: Is going to do this?

783
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 2: Is that what you did? Sean?

784
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:30,359
Speaker 7: We actually she had a high school reunion coming up,

785
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:32,319
Speaker 7: so she wanted to try on some clothes for that.

786
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:35,359
Speaker 7: So I went over to a department store and she'd

787
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 7: try it on a bunch of stuff and showed it

788
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 7: to me, and I got to put my input in there,

789
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:41,359
Speaker 7: and it was cute. It was fun.

790
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:43,360
Speaker 8: That's how you know she's hot though, because I wouldn't

791
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 8: close riend of a guy.

792
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 5: It was so bad. You know, it is like a

793
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 5: couple thing to do.

794
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:50,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know she's literally going to ask you do

795
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:52,799
Speaker 1: I look bad? Yeah, you have to be prepared for that.

796
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, as a guy, that doesn't sound very fun to

797
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 4: me to watch women put on a bunch of different outfits.

798
00:37:58,239 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 2: But how was it for you?

799
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:02,879
Speaker 7: Sean? It was fun. We I think we really hit

800
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:05,759
Speaker 7: it off. And at the end of the day she said, hey,

801
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 7: let's hang again soon and we kiss. You did, Yeah,

802
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:11,919
Speaker 7: she initiated.

803
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 5: A kid, Well, she initiated a kiss.

804
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 7: Well, it was kind of. It was mutual. It was mutual.

805
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 5: But how are you on the phone with us and

806
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 5: not just out on a date with her?

807
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:25,400
Speaker 7: I don't know. I asked her when she was free,

808
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:31,760
Speaker 7: and she said a month from now own or something.

809
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 7: I don't know. I thought she was joking. I laughed,

810
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 7: and then she didn't laugh, and I said, are you joking?

811
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:40,319
Speaker 7: And she said, no, I'm just super busy. But I

812
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 7: want to see you.

813
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 6: Oh wow, I want to see you in thirty one days.

814
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it seems like a red flag, Like, what

815
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:50,120
Speaker 4: what's going through your mind when you hear that?

816
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:54,719
Speaker 7: Sean? She's dating other people, which is.

817
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, I mean that's obvious, right or yeah, maybe

818
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 4: already in a relatelationship.

819
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 5: I was thinking he goes out of town.

820
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,720
Speaker 2: All right, So has.

821
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 4: It been a month since that date happened and now

822
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 4: we're reaching out.

823
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 7: It's been closer to a week. But you know I'm

824
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 7: not gonna wait a whole month for her.

825
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 11: Yeah.

826
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, rat boy doesn't play by the rules. He just

827
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 4: waits a week and then calls that country girl.

828
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 5: I mean you just saying rat Boy shows.

829
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:30,399
Speaker 10: Boy.

830
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 4: Young Jeffery is about to uh drop the mic. We're

831
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:46,759
Speaker 4: gonna play a song, an old school song, and then

832
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 4: we'll come back.

833
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,000
Speaker 2: We'll call Janine for you and try and get you

834
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:50,560
Speaker 2: a second date.

835
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 11: All right, all right, all right, hold on man.

836
00:39:56,840 --> 00:40:02,439
Speaker 17: Yo, no yo, this is the little rap boy. I'm

837
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:05,840
Speaker 17: on the mic because hip hop music is the stuff

838
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:06,319
Speaker 17: I like.

839
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:09,360
Speaker 12: Is whack yet makes me yawn?

840
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:14,840
Speaker 17: Rather do malsoushie with my homeboy Sean? Yeah, I said, boy,

841
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 17: why like winky winky want your Sewan's my guy boy

842
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 17: to go ahead, Sean, but.

843
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 2: Deathly Sean's.

844
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:36,400
Speaker 7: I don't know if I'm gonna top that. That was

845
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 7: incredible that's right.

846
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:38,800
Speaker 1: That's a good answer.

847
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 2: Little rap boys at the top of his game.

848
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 5: Yeo in the country.

849
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:47,080
Speaker 2: You don't know what is going on.

850
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 4: We're talking to Sean who's a big fan of rap

851
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:53,799
Speaker 4: music over country music. But anyway, he recently went out

852
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 4: with a girl that he met online named Janine. They

853
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,399
Speaker 4: went to Malsoushie together.

854
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:00,959
Speaker 5: And that it was a nice place.

855
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 2: It was a nice mall, sushi, classy one.

856
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,600
Speaker 4: He even went with her to the mall and helped

857
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,880
Speaker 4: her pick out an outfit for her high school reunion

858
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:11,279
Speaker 4: that was coming up. But afterwards, even though it ended

859
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,400
Speaker 4: with a date, she said, we need to wait at

860
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:15,439
Speaker 4: least a month before we see each other again, which

861
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 4: is weird.

862
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:18,839
Speaker 2: I know, is that what I said?

863
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 1: It was a date?

864
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:21,839
Speaker 2: Okay, I know what you meant.

865
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:23,399
Speaker 5: I just didn't know if everybody else did.

866
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 4: Still in that you know, wrap mode hardcore wrap. But anyway,

867
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:30,400
Speaker 4: he is not waiting the full month. He wants us

868
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:32,759
Speaker 4: to call just a week after that date to figure out.

869
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:34,120
Speaker 2: Why does he have to wait so long.

870
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 5: I don't know, maybe there's like like a waiting period.

871
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 5: She's like the d MV. You have to take a

872
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 5: number and come on she's got options, man.

873
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:43,719
Speaker 4: And Sean, you think that maybe the reason is that

874
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,839
Speaker 4: she could already be involved with somebody else.

875
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:49,520
Speaker 7: Yea, yeah, it could even be something serious if it's

876
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 7: that long.

877
00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:58,839
Speaker 5: Okay, was she pregnant? Maybe she was. If she's pregnant,

878
00:41:59,440 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 5: you can get the.

879
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 4: We're just gonna assume that she's not pregnant, and we're

880
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,439
Speaker 4: gonna call her and see what she has to say.

881
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 4: Why does Sean have to wait a full month to

882
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 4: go out with her? I'm a dollar number right now

883
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:20,239
Speaker 4: here we go. Hello, Hey, is this Jeanine?

884
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:21,279
Speaker 14: Yeah?

885
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 4: Yo, Jeanine?

886
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 11: What's up?

887
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 5: Country boy?

888
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:24,799
Speaker 10: That's right?

889
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:26,320
Speaker 2: What's up y'all?

890
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:29,400
Speaker 5: Hi, Jeanine.

891
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:37,520
Speaker 4: Hi, This is jeff and company from the Morning show

892
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

893
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, morning radio show.

894
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,880
Speaker 4: And we're calling because we have some questions for you

895
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 4: about one of our listeners that you went out on

896
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 4: a date with.

897
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 2: The other day.

898
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, it's weird, weird, I understand that, but we're

899
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:59,759
Speaker 4: reaching out on behalf of our boy, Sean, remember Sean.

900
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so we've.

901
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:04,680
Speaker 4: We heard a little bit about your date and it

902
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 4: sounded good on our end, but he told us that

903
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:10,280
Speaker 4: afterwards you said that he had to wait a whole

904
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:12,480
Speaker 4: month before he was allowed to see you again.

905
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:15,359
Speaker 18: Yes, they did.

906
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 5: Okay, so, I mean pretty long. From my perspective, that

907
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 5: just means you are not like you're putting it off

908
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:28,440
Speaker 5: like why. I mean, if you like somebody, you find time.

909
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 1: Unless you're going out of town.

910
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:34,440
Speaker 15: No, I'm not going out of town. I do want

911
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:35,240
Speaker 15: to see him again.

912
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Speaker 4: We uh, we thought that maybe there's a chance you

913
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 4: could already be in a relationship.

914
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:41,400
Speaker 2: Is that what's going on?

915
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, it's not anything like that.

916
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:48,080
Speaker 4: Now, okay, okay, but I mean you do sound hesitant

917
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Speaker 4: to talk about it with us.

918
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:55,840
Speaker 15: It's just it's a little it's a little awkward. I'm

919
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:57,319
Speaker 15: not sure how to get it.

920
00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:59,279
Speaker 12: We love awkward, yeah, we do.

921
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Speaker 10: And litten.

922
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Speaker 6: I mean, you've got a guy that it sounds like

923
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 6: you like, but he feels like it's.

924
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:07,759
Speaker 5: Not being reciprocated. I mean, you've got to give him

925
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 5: more than just wait a month. I'll I don't know

926
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Speaker 5: that they'll stick around.

927
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Speaker 2: I mean, we're here at try and help you, Janine.

928
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 15: Yeah, it's just so I don't know. I don't know

929
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:21,239
Speaker 15: what he told you or anything, but I have a

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00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:24,399
Speaker 15: high school reunion coming up soon, and I was just

931
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Speaker 15: waiting to see him until after that was done.

932
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Speaker 2: I don't understand.

933
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Speaker 4: Why do you have to wait until after the reunion.

934
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,520
Speaker 2: With your day Why?

935
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 15: But that's kind of a thing.

936
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:43,720
Speaker 19: I'll put it this way. So he's totally boyfriend.

937
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 20: Material, But I don't know if he's like material that

938
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 20: I would bring like a big event where I know

939
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:57,920
Speaker 20: a lot of people.

940
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 15: What does that?

941
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:03,960
Speaker 5: What are you embarrassed of him?

942
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 10: Us?

943
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:08,359
Speaker 18: Like, Okay, you go to your high school reunion and

944
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:10,399
Speaker 18: you kind of want to like show off a little bit, right,

945
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,120
Speaker 18: Like I look at me, I'm doing so well.

946
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 10: I just know he's like.

947
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 15: Like arm candy.

948
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Speaker 1: Show off.

949
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 5: But you're attracted to him.

950
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:27,280
Speaker 19: I am like, he's he's fine looking.

951
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:28,320
Speaker 1: Fine.

952
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:34,080
Speaker 8: Material personality wise, I am in the middle of the magazine,

953
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 8: just not on the cover.

954
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:37,840
Speaker 1: And you want to bring a It's like one of

955
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 1: those people with their personality makes them way more attractive.

956
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, why would that matter your reunion?

957
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:45,759
Speaker 19: Like I said, you kind of want to go and

958
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:47,839
Speaker 19: show off a little bit of these things. I feel

959
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:51,400
Speaker 19: like that's the point of them. I'm just afraid if

960
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:54,400
Speaker 19: we start dating, he would expect to be invited, and like,

961
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 19: how do I tell him, like, oh, you're not attractive

962
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 19: enough to go with me to the thing, Like you

963
00:45:58,600 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 19: feel like.

964
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 4: I could think of a great way that you can

965
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:09,400
Speaker 4: tell him that. I already did tell him that because he's.

966
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Speaker 11: Listening right now.

967
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:14,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, you don't need to worry about inviting me to

968
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 7: this thing. Don't don't worry.

969
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 18: Line Okay, that's how this works.

970
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 2: We have them waiting on the other line so they

971
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 2: could hear the reason.

972
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:32,719
Speaker 18: Oh I wish I was doing that before I said

973
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:37,279
Speaker 18: my thanks. I'm hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I knew

974
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:38,719
Speaker 18: that would sound bad, and that's why I didn't say

975
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 18: anything to New about it.

976
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:40,879
Speaker 19: I do like you.

977
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:43,320
Speaker 18: I do want to see you again. I mean, do

978
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 18: you kind of understand where I'm coming from?

979
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 19: Maybe that I would want to bring someone off?

980
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 7: No, not at all. You put on a real performance

981
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 7: for me the other night. It feels like like, and

982
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:58,319
Speaker 7: you know, I don't know why you would assume that

983
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 7: I would want to go to your high school reunion anyway,

984
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 7: Like I don't want to high school reunions suck. I

985
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:06,719
Speaker 7: don't I didn't even want to go to mind, so

986
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:10,160
Speaker 7: why would I want to go to yours, you know, defensive,

987
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 7: not being arm candy like I'm not trying to be.

988
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 7: That's not what I'm about.

989
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 18: So yeah, I think this whole thing got like, Oh,

990
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:22,600
Speaker 18: it's really weird, Sean.

991
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 5: Are you really over it? I mean, she didn't mean

992
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:28,279
Speaker 5: to hurt your feelings. She's being superficial. We all know

993
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 5: the pressure that like.

994
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:33,279
Speaker 6: A reunion can bring around, right, especially if you're a

995
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 6: dork like me in high school, like you want to

996
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 6: show up looking cool.

997
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:37,799
Speaker 5: I don't know, I.

998
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 6: Understand her like desire to want to do that. I

999
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 6: don't think that it's the right thing to do, but

1000
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 6: I get it.

1001
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:52,560
Speaker 4: You're you're basically calling Sean a dork around house.

1002
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:55,320
Speaker 6: I'm saying she must have used to have been a

1003
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 6: dork if she has to impress them with her.

1004
00:47:57,719 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 4: Okay, now you're calling both people on.

1005
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:02,239
Speaker 1: The line want to show up with it.

1006
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 5: That's exactly what I'm saying. But I'm saying it shouldn't matter.

1007
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:09,399
Speaker 5: It won't matter in the end.

1008
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:12,759
Speaker 6: Don't like you guys, Vibe, you kissed, you had a

1009
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 6: great time.

1010
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:16,200
Speaker 2: Okay, enough, book, you're taking this whole thing truck.

1011
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:17,919
Speaker 5: You're becoming a York Agan brush Sean.

1012
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 12: This whole thing is.

1013
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 4: About you and helping you out. How do you feel

1014
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:22,320
Speaker 4: in this moment?

1015
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:26,760
Speaker 7: I'm out, Like, I understand we put her on the spot,

1016
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 7: but she just torched my ego and I don't I

1017
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 7: don't need that in my life, you know. I also,

1018
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:34,800
Speaker 7: I'm not interested in being arm candy. Like I'm a

1019
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:35,879
Speaker 7: good dude, I rock.

1020
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:37,720
Speaker 2: You know what we're gonna do, Sean.

1021
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:40,959
Speaker 4: I'm not even gonna ask Janine to get a second date.

1022
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:43,440
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm sorry that that happened.

1023
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:45,759
Speaker 7: Man, Can you hook me up with the second date

1024
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 7: with somebody else? Because I do have other matches?

1025
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:50,440
Speaker 2: All right?

1026
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:52,440
Speaker 4: That sounds good. Sean calls back when they ditch you

1027
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:56,319
Speaker 4: coming up, it is.

1028
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 5: What the segment is.

1029
00:48:58,360 --> 00:48:59,319
Speaker 2: I didn't mean it as it is.

1030
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:05,760
Speaker 10: Truth in the morning.

1031
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 4: Our textport's flooding with people right now who want to

1032
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 4: be Sean's arm candy at the reunion.

1033
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 5: Lease. Can we set him up?

1034
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 4: We should on these phone numbers, and I guess he'll

1035
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 4: have to sort out who's going to.

1036
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:21,920
Speaker 2: Be hot enough to make her jealous again.

1037
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:24,200
Speaker 1: Alexis brings up a good point. They both never went

1038
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:26,319
Speaker 1: to that high wander in.

1039
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 5: You just say that your name. I don't know Michael

1040
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:30,400
Speaker 5: be a Michael.

1041
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:33,400
Speaker 6: There's like eight thousand Michaels every high school.

1042
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:35,840
Speaker 2: There's a million of the conversations that's like hey.

1043
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:39,919
Speaker 4: You yeah, familiar, bigger picture here.

1044
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 7: You Know.

1045
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 4: What I really liked is how our community rallies around

1046
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 4: somebody like Shoan. I mean, we do a charity drive

1047
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 4: for needy cats, nobody shows up, a revenge call for

1048
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:53,879
Speaker 4: some Goo basically had to get an extra security guard

1049
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:57,799
Speaker 4: at the door because there's so many volunteers. Story we

1050
00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:00,319
Speaker 4: do we and I love our listeners. Remember you can

1051
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:03,319
Speaker 4: always hear our second Date Update podcasts, which are now

1052
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:06,279
Speaker 4: up on our YouTube at Brook and Jeffrey. You also

1053
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:09,360
Speaker 4: check out our TikTok, our Instagram, our Facebook, and anywhere

1054
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 4: you get your podcasts at Broken Jeffrey.

1055
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:14,920
Speaker 6: Just so you know, each account has a lot different content.

1056
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 6: I'm just you know, saying you should do it all.

1057
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:21,359
Speaker 4: Yes, subscribe to everything, and always reach out to us.

1058
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 4: If you ever need a second aid update, We'll call

1059
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:24,239
Speaker 4: the person who isn't calling you.

1060
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 10: Back Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1061
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:31,839
Speaker 4: If you can't choose between ihop and Applebee's, then there's

1062
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:33,439
Speaker 4: some exciting news for you.

1063
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:35,920
Speaker 6: Really, there are a lot of people who have a

1064
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 6: hard time with this decision.

1065
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 1: There's like one parking lot in the country that people

1066
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 1: are like, which where do we go?

1067
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 2: You may not have to choose anymore. It's Brooke and

1068
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning.

1069
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:46,520
Speaker 4: And this is something I didn't know but I just

1070
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 4: saw in the news today. Did you realize for the

1071
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:52,000
Speaker 4: past five years both restaurants have been owned by the

1072
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:54,160
Speaker 4: same parent company.

1073
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, it makes sense.

1074
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:57,279
Speaker 6: Like you you start to go up to the big

1075
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:59,520
Speaker 6: umbrella of these things, and there's like three companies in

1076
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:00,160
Speaker 6: this country.

1077
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 5: They literally run.

1078
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,880
Speaker 2: Every shings Brook Corp.

1079
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 6: If they don't call it ie Hopplebees, I'm gonna be

1080
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:08,480
Speaker 6: upset the CEO.

1081
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:11,879
Speaker 4: They say they're gonna start creating dual branded locations, meaning

1082
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 4: they'll have separate entrances in separate seating areas, but located

1083
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:18,920
Speaker 4: in the same building, with the same kitchen and same

1084
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:20,120
Speaker 4: staff working both.

1085
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 1: It's like the KFC slash Taco Bells.

1086
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:24,200
Speaker 8: But with what I like this, I could give a

1087
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:26,720
Speaker 8: chocolate chip smiley faced pancake. And then the Long Island

1088
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:31,400
Speaker 8: I see.

1089
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:33,280
Speaker 2: Disaster gos sick just hearing.

1090
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:36,680
Speaker 4: Oh my god, if the seating capacity fills up on

1091
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:38,560
Speaker 4: one side, then it will spill over into like the

1092
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:41,399
Speaker 4: Applebee side or vice versa. And as for the name

1093
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:43,799
Speaker 4: of the combo restaurant, the question is will they call

1094
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:45,560
Speaker 4: it apple Hop or iye.

1095
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 2: Hoppies, No.

1096
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:48,440
Speaker 5: Hopplebees.

1097
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:51,839
Speaker 2: It rolls off the tone he does say it.

1098
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:52,439
Speaker 5: It's so fun.

1099
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 4: They have a test restaurant in Mexico right now. It's

1100
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:57,279
Speaker 4: just called Applebee's Dash Eye Hop.

1101
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:02,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're missing a marketing opportunity.

1102
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 4: There could become a thing everywhere soon in the combined

1103
00:52:05,239 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 4: menus would be huge, So I'm excited for it. The

1104
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 4: only thing that it psyites me more is laser Stories.

1105
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:15,640
Speaker 1: I want some moons over MyOpen poppers.

1106
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:17,000
Speaker 5: Oh that's Denny's though.

1107
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:20,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sure they'll be added into the mix, so

1108
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 4: make sure to follow us by the way at Brooke

1109
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 4: and Jeffrey Laser Stories.

1110
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:31,720
Speaker 2: Just next, it's the radio segment.

1111
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:33,680
Speaker 4: Who's trying to get a piece of that hair growth

1112
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:39,240
Speaker 4: money and found a niche No one's doing nose hair transplants.

1113
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:44,640
Speaker 2: His slogan, if your nostrils bear, put some hair up there.

1114
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:49,040
Speaker 4: Soon you'll be sporting a flowing Maine thanks to Laser Story.

1115
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 4: The segment where we read weird news stories around the

1116
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:53,920
Speaker 4: globe just like everyone else does. Except we've got a laser.

1117
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:57,279
Speaker 4: Those other smell junkies just don't. This first laser story

1118
00:52:57,360 --> 00:53:01,239
Speaker 4: is out of New Mexico. Levita Mitchell isn't just a

1119
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:05,280
Speaker 4: high school teacher. She's a really cool high school teacher.

1120
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:09,040
Speaker 4: Cool teacher is in a lot of trouble after she

1121
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:15,440
Speaker 4: let her students duel with real swords. Way yeah, not

1122
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:19,040
Speaker 4: too long ago. She brought in Japanese katana style swords

1123
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 4: to class, and then she had the students rearranged their

1124
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:24,839
Speaker 4: desks to form a ring in the center of the room.

1125
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:28,399
Speaker 6: Oh, these are always those things where there's so many

1126
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:31,480
Speaker 6: steps where you could have said, someone could have been

1127
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,440
Speaker 6: This isn't a good idea.

1128
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 2: We're gonna keep going with this.

1129
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:37,719
Speaker 4: A pair of kids were then allowed to square off

1130
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:42,840
Speaker 4: with swords with not a lot of rules. In fact,

1131
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:45,560
Speaker 4: not too long after they started, one of the girls

1132
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 4: dueling was struck across her right forearm, wrist, and hand

1133
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 4: and blood gushed everywhere.

1134
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 5: You do like fake swords? There are so many different options.

1135
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:01,360
Speaker 2: Then what's the concert quinc Then there has to be

1136
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 2: some stakes.

1137
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:07,840
Speaker 4: Missus Mitchell reportedly screamed, I'm in trouble and order the

1138
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:11,120
Speaker 4: students to delete any videos they had immediately while the.

1139
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:15,239
Speaker 5: While the girls were sitting there bleeding. That's why she's

1140
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 5: worried about.

1141
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 4: The priorities broke and things got worse when she didn't

1142
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:22,640
Speaker 4: immediately call nine one one. Instead, she sent her down

1143
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:23,799
Speaker 4: the hall to the school nurse.

1144
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:25,560
Speaker 5: Oh, they always fixed everything.

1145
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 4: And thirty minutes later the student was taken to the

1146
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:29,000
Speaker 4: emergency room.

1147
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:32,759
Speaker 1: Oh man, they knew this was going to make national Dudes. Yah,

1148
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:35,400
Speaker 1: they were like, anything we could do with the hospital.

1149
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:38,680
Speaker 6: Better cancel that Western duel we had with the pistols

1150
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:40,000
Speaker 6: for later in the day.

1151
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:43,359
Speaker 2: If you're wondering how swords fit into a chemistry.

1152
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 5: Class, it's a great question.

1153
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:48,240
Speaker 4: The assistant principal described the incident as a quote lesson

1154
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:52,200
Speaker 4: on metal and melding when the student accidentally cut the

1155
00:54:52,239 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 4: other student with.

1156
00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:54,680
Speaker 5: It that.

1157
00:54:56,760 --> 00:55:00,560
Speaker 4: The teacher, Missus Mitchell, was fired and not surprised. There

1158
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:01,800
Speaker 4: is a pending lawsuit.

1159
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:06,440
Speaker 6: Day chemistry class is already the most dangerous of the classes.

1160
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:08,799
Speaker 4: Can you imagine his next la The story is out

1161
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:12,920
Speaker 4: of Port Saint Lucy, Florida. Forty one year old Duke

1162
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:14,960
Speaker 4: Tacker was at a strip club last weekend.

1163
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:16,920
Speaker 5: Of course, Duke Tacker was the.

1164
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:18,880
Speaker 2: Strip club was called body.

1165
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:21,880
Speaker 5: Talk, piece of my body.

1166
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:25,400
Speaker 4: Even though he was enjoying himself, he wasn't tipping the strippers,

1167
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:27,440
Speaker 4: so they confronted.

1168
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:27,560
Speaker 2: Him about it.

1169
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 6: Nobody do you go as a group of strippers together

1170
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:32,799
Speaker 6: to tato.

1171
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:35,640
Speaker 1: Stripper?

1172
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:36,120
Speaker 5: I don't know.

1173
00:55:36,239 --> 00:55:36,839
Speaker 1: It comes over.

1174
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:38,960
Speaker 4: Well, the thing is, he was bragging about how much

1175
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,680
Speaker 4: money he makes.

1176
00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:42,719
Speaker 2: He didn't want to tip.

1177
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:46,440
Speaker 4: He told them that there weren't any signs up, stating

1178
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:47,680
Speaker 4: that it was mandatory.

1179
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:48,239
Speaker 5: Come on.

1180
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 4: One of the women who works there picked up a

1181
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:53,840
Speaker 4: stack of cash and slapped him upside the head with.

1182
00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:56,879
Speaker 5: Better than a stiletto. He lucked out.

1183
00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:57,959
Speaker 2: That's kind of a brag.

1184
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:00,880
Speaker 4: That stripper was twenty eight year old victor Ria Jones.

1185
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 4: And after that happened, the guy called the cops on her.

1186
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:07,520
Speaker 5: What there is no way the cops are going to

1187
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:08,080
Speaker 5: side with him.

1188
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:11,200
Speaker 4: Well, police interviewed Victoria and she said Duke had been

1189
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:13,920
Speaker 4: insulting the strippers and claimed that she just tossed the

1190
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:15,960
Speaker 4: cash at him in a non aggressive manner.

1191
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:18,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right, but security.

1192
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:21,280
Speaker 4: Footage showed her hitting him with the cash while also

1193
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:27,920
Speaker 4: striking him with an open hand. So she is now

1194
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,560
Speaker 4: facing charges for misdemeanor.

1195
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:35,279
Speaker 16: Battery battery with stripper cats there some ones, let's cover

1196
00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:35,920
Speaker 16: her bail.

1197
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:37,600
Speaker 4: Careful because you might get it called for assault for

1198
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:38,399
Speaker 4: throwing the ones out.

1199
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Speaker 3: Jeff.

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00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:43,960
Speaker 4: This next Laser stories out of Living it Up Headquarters.

1201
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:47,880
Speaker 4: For some reason, the rapper jah Rule has been making

1202
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:50,040
Speaker 4: his way onto conversations on this show lately.

1203
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:52,719
Speaker 5: He has been a hot topic here and.

1204
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,200
Speaker 2: He will not go away.

1205
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:57,799
Speaker 4: And I say that because his former business partner, Billy McFarland,

1206
00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:01,600
Speaker 4: the guy behind the Fire Festival, he announced yesterday the

1207
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:07,799
Speaker 4: sequel is getting even closer to happening. That's right, Billy says.

1208
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:11,200
Speaker 4: The pre sales have already made one hundred and ten

1209
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:14,920
Speaker 4: million dollars and care.

1210
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:18,200
Speaker 6: Everybody is I would believe anything that man says. I'm

1211
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:19,920
Speaker 6: sure he's made that much money.

1212
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:23,040
Speaker 4: The ticket price has started at twenty five hundred dollars

1213
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:26,480
Speaker 4: a piece, with the highest access level ticket costing more

1214
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:27,280
Speaker 4: than a million.

1215
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:30,280
Speaker 1: Are you actually performing?

1216
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:30,480
Speaker 5: Then?

1217
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 4: He didn't say how many tickets sold though, only that

1218
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:35,840
Speaker 4: the next time we'd hear from him it'll be after

1219
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:40,280
Speaker 4: his business partners make their official Fire Festival two announcement.

1220
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:42,040
Speaker 1: I want to go.

1221
00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:43,080
Speaker 3: This is going to be lit.

1222
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:45,720
Speaker 6: I promise you you are making me believe that they

1223
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:47,200
Speaker 6: actually have sold that many tickets.

1224
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:50,160
Speaker 4: No word on him Jaw is going to be performing himself,

1225
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:53,800
Speaker 4: because if he is, I can promise you, this little morning.

1226
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:58,520
Speaker 2: Radio show will be broadcasting live from fire Festival too. Brooke,

1227
00:57:58,680 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 2: get your camping tent.

1228
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 5: Ready so we get all like some lunchables in the shelter.

1229
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:07,000
Speaker 4: The stories out of the world of words, The site

1230
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:10,400
Speaker 4: word tips just put out a comprehensive report on regional

1231
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:11,439
Speaker 4: slang throughout the US.

1232
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:13,040
Speaker 6: Why do I feel like you're a member of the

1233
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:15,640
Speaker 6: site the word Tip.

1234
00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:18,560
Speaker 4: Here's the most fascinating things that they found about slang.

1235
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:23,840
Speaker 4: Our most loved slang word overall comes from Texas. It's caniption,

1236
00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:28,840
Speaker 4: which is a fit of rage or a tantrum.

1237
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:33,280
Speaker 5: Don't hear that caption fit? It's fun word to say.

1238
00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:33,720
Speaker 2: It is fun.

1239
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:35,880
Speaker 4: I think that's what they're talking about. It's not like

1240
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:38,560
Speaker 4: the most used. We just like to say that.

1241
00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:40,560
Speaker 1: Makes sense.

1242
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:43,160
Speaker 4: Second place goes to the word in a Boston area

1243
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:44,760
Speaker 4: accent wicked.

1244
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:47,320
Speaker 5: Wicked wicked wicked.

1245
00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:51,480
Speaker 4: America's most hated slang term is from the Midwest. It's slashy,

1246
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:55,200
Speaker 4: which is a hybrid bar slash liquor store establishment.

1247
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:59,600
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, slashy, go ahead to the slash, followed by

1248
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:02,720
Speaker 6: the Denver area term Colorado kool aid, which.

1249
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:03,680
Speaker 2: Is slang for cools.

1250
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:06,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, taste the Rockies.

1251
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:11,840
Speaker 4: And our favorite slang from New York is cringe. From California,

1252
00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:12,920
Speaker 4: it's out of pocket.

1253
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:13,840
Speaker 5: It's not hella.

1254
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:18,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, which out of pocket you say when someone has

1255
00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:20,440
Speaker 4: crossed the line out of pocket?

1256
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:22,760
Speaker 2: The worst from California is clutch.

1257
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:24,240
Speaker 11: That's so clutch.

1258
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:29,000
Speaker 4: And from Texas it's claude hopper. That's an insult for

1259
00:59:29,120 --> 00:59:31,560
Speaker 4: someone who's clumsy or on cultured, or it could be

1260
00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:32,720
Speaker 4: slaying for a heavy shoe.

1261
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:35,600
Speaker 5: Yes, oh, got the cloud hoppers on today, Jeffrey.

1262
00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:38,160
Speaker 4: This guy can only dream of getting clod hopped by

1263
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:42,880
Speaker 4: a heavy shoe. Yeah, that's on his Christmas wishless Thanks Santa.

1264
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:44,960
Speaker 4: The Soundings Laser Stories has come to an end for

1265
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:47,840
Speaker 4: the day. We'll do it again, same time on Friday.

1266
00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:50,240
Speaker 10: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1267
00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:59,320
Speaker 4: We got a first time player on the line, Jessica

1268
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:05,440
Speaker 4: from who is a nurse over at the U dub Yeah,

1269
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:08,760
Speaker 4: with a lot of college students. I'm guessing that you're

1270
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:12,280
Speaker 4: just you're on std watch pretty much twenty four to seven.

1271
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:13,520
Speaker 2: Is that what your job is?

1272
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:15,680
Speaker 19: Oh my god, Jesse, you stole my joke.

1273
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:16,400
Speaker 7: How did you know.

1274
01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:19,320
Speaker 2: I went to the dub.

1275
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:21,080
Speaker 10: Lot?

1276
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:21,360
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1277
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:25,440
Speaker 3: Probably no. I thought, you know, I love that old

1278
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:27,320
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I.

1279
01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:29,280
Speaker 6: Thought there was a joke, like, because there's U dub

1280
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 6: hospital right anyway on the clinic.

1281
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:36,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's notice like the brand.

1282
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:39,840
Speaker 5: What's the dumbest thing a kid has come in for?

1283
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:43,160
Speaker 19: Oh my gosh, because they're all like baby adults, they're

1284
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:46,840
Speaker 19: learning how to adult, right, So, like you know, one

1285
01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:48,840
Speaker 19: kid came in and he literally like cut his finger.

1286
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:50,600
Speaker 19: It looked like a paper cut, and he was freaking out.

1287
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:52,720
Speaker 19: He didn't know what to do. So, I mean that's

1288
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:54,160
Speaker 19: the kind of thing where you look around you're like,

1289
01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:56,320
Speaker 19: is there a camera might being pumped but it's real.

1290
01:00:57,280 --> 01:00:59,280
Speaker 1: He's like, look, I just need you to kiss it, please,

1291
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:03,760
Speaker 1: bet Jessica does.

1292
01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:06,480
Speaker 4: Let's then brook out at the studio while that happens. Jessica,

1293
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:08,040
Speaker 4: you know the game works. He got thirty seconds to

1294
01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:10,080
Speaker 4: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know

1295
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:11,880
Speaker 4: when you could say pass, but you have to beat

1296
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:12,840
Speaker 4: Brooke outright to win.

1297
01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:13,520
Speaker 2: Are you ready?

1298
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:14,760
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, let's do it.

1299
01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:15,280
Speaker 2: Good luck.

1300
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:19,360
Speaker 4: Time starts now. George Takai celebrates a birthday today. He

1301
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:23,040
Speaker 4: played Sulu on what famous sci fi TV show star Trek.

1302
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:26,440
Speaker 4: There are only two mammals on Earth that can lay eggs?

1303
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:32,080
Speaker 4: Name one of them platypus. What country has islands called

1304
01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:34,120
Speaker 4: Delos Ithaca and Hydra.

1305
01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:35,880
Speaker 19: Greece?

1306
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:38,960
Speaker 2: In which decade was the internet invented.

1307
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:42,800
Speaker 19: The eighties?

1308
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,560
Speaker 4: Prior to the nineteen eighties, this automaker was known as

1309
01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:46,160
Speaker 4: Dat's son.

1310
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:48,600
Speaker 2: What's it called Nowzuki?

1311
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:49,400
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1312
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:52,560
Speaker 4: Good guests there, Jessica reppin for the nurses of the

1313
01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:56,200
Speaker 4: U Dove. We're gonna the studio, and I see an

1314
01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:59,960
Speaker 4: interesting fact about you is that Jessica got the active

1315
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:03,760
Speaker 4: bug and was in a local play of Monty Python

1316
01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:06,080
Speaker 4: spam alot right.

1317
01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:09,920
Speaker 19: What made you want to Bloody Park players? Oh my gosh,

1318
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:13,320
Speaker 19: because it looked so fun and the people, like adults,

1319
01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:15,360
Speaker 19: just look like they're having fun actually playing, And that's

1320
01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:17,080
Speaker 19: I guess why they call it a play. And if

1321
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:19,680
Speaker 19: it is, it's like literally the most fun thing.

1322
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:20,680
Speaker 5: What was your part.

1323
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:21,600
Speaker 7: So I was.

1324
01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:24,600
Speaker 19: Passy the coconut clapper behind King Arthur.

1325
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:26,480
Speaker 5: You know I remember that.

1326
01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:31,320
Speaker 2: I don't know that one that's more STDs at the

1327
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:32,200
Speaker 2: U dub.

1328
01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:35,160
Speaker 7: Or in the park. O.

1329
01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:37,040
Speaker 19: I'm going to play the fifth on that one.

1330
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:41,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think we all know which one. It's your turn.

1331
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:45,960
Speaker 4: You're ready, Yes, your time starts now. George Takai celebrates

1332
01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:49,080
Speaker 4: a birthday today. He played Sulu on what famous sci

1333
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:53,040
Speaker 4: fi TV show Star Trek. There are only two mammals

1334
01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:54,440
Speaker 4: on Earth that can lay eggs.

1335
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:58,320
Speaker 6: Name one of them platypus.

1336
01:02:58,600 --> 01:02:59,960
Speaker 2: What country has island?

1337
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:04,520
Speaker 4: It is called delos Ithaca and Hydra Hydra grease? In

1338
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:06,960
Speaker 4: which decade was the Internet invented?

1339
01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:10,400
Speaker 5: It was invented in the sixties.

1340
01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:14,080
Speaker 4: Prior to the nineteen eighties, this automaker was known as

1341
01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:16,080
Speaker 4: dats What is it called now?

1342
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:18,280
Speaker 5: Is it Mitsubishi?

1343
01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:19,040
Speaker 11: Got?

1344
01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:19,840
Speaker 2: Our answer is in.

1345
01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:22,120
Speaker 4: We're gonna go over to the scoreboard to see how

1346
01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:23,560
Speaker 4: you did with jose This.

1347
01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:25,680
Speaker 10: Is degrading and humiliating.

1348
01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:31,200
Speaker 1: Jessica, you did very well that you educations rubbing off

1349
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:32,200
Speaker 1: on you got four.

1350
01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:35,120
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, you may have been right.

1351
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:36,320
Speaker 19: I don't know about that.

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Speaker 1: You y you know this really wasn't even game. Same

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Speaker 1: amount of questions and.

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Speaker 21: I don't know Brook only Hija, Jessica great or Dagga.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to answer real quick. George Takai celebrates a birthday.

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Speaker 4: He played Sulu on Star Trek. The two mammals that

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Speaker 4: can lay eggs are anteaters and duck build platypuses.

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Speaker 2: So you guys both got that.

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Speaker 4: The country with islands like Dellos, Ithaca and Hydra is Greece.

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Speaker 4: They have over six thousand islands. Internet was invented in

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Speaker 4: the nineteen eighties. Oh really, January first, nineteen eighties.

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Speaker 6: Twenties, those were like the startup forties.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Prior to the nineteen eighties it was called dat Sun.

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Speaker 4: Now it's known as Nissan Fun. So, Jessica, congratulations. Not

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Speaker 4: only do you get one hundred dollars, but just for playing,

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Speaker 4: you get some brook and Jeffrey swag to take home you. Yes,

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Speaker 4: thanks for being here to play with us, Jefs. We're

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Speaker 4: gonna be back to New Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow.

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Speaker 10: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,