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Speaker 1: The Jebel Show on demand. Guess what can you say that? Bunghole? Okay,

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Speaker 1: keep going, And this is Stupid Internet Questions, America's favorite

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Speaker 1: game show where we ask you the question that everybody's

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Speaker 1: talking about on the dot com today. I'm Bobby Bunghole

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Speaker 1: and I'm not sure if you can say that, but

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Speaker 1: I just did. It's my last name is I'm Bobby

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Speaker 1: Bunghole and I just got fired. What is the stupid

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Speaker 1: Internet question today? Here we go. I'm Bobby Bunghole, and

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Speaker 1: here's the question that everybody's wondering about on the Internet today.

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Speaker 1: It's Stupid Internet Questions. And today's question is who takes longer?

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Speaker 1: Men in the bathroom pooping? Yes? Or women getting ready?

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Speaker 1: So the question is who takes longer men in the

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Speaker 1: bathroom pooping or women getting ready? Yes? What do you think?

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Speaker 1: It's stupid Internet questions? Text in four six one call

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Speaker 1: us eighty eight three four three one oh six one.

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Speaker 1: I'd have to say men in the bathroom, and especially

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Speaker 1: if you want to combine all the ten times that

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Speaker 1: y'all go to the bathroom day and the spend an

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Speaker 1: hour in there each Yeah, yeah, I would say men

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Speaker 1: call us up eight eight eight three four three one

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Speaker 1: oh six one text in four one oh six one.

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Speaker 1: It's stupid internet questions. And the question today is who

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Speaker 1: takes longer getting ready? Who takes longer? Men when it

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Speaker 1: comes to going to the bathroom or women when it

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Speaker 1: comes to getting ready? Ali, what do you think, oh,

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Speaker 1: men in the bathroom? I think everybody agrees. We haven't

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Speaker 1: had one person say that women getting ready takes longer

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Speaker 1: than any man in the bathroom going to the bathroom,

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Speaker 1: which is insane. Woman takes so long to get ready,

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Speaker 1: but not nearly as long. Literally, I think, literally why,

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Speaker 1: especially if you're my husband who goes to the bathroom

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Speaker 1: every single time to come home or any time ever,

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Speaker 1: and then spends an hour there. I think he's avoiding life.

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Speaker 1: It's time and jewels my husband. If you didn't, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I usually have to go when I get home and

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Speaker 1: a little bit after I eat in the evening, in

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Speaker 1: the afternoon, or every fifteen minutes. It's not that bad.

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Speaker 1: It's not even fifteen about seven hours in the bathroom. Well, come,

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Speaker 1: it's more like ten hours, ten hours a day in

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Speaker 1: the bathroom, for sure, you said it. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what I'm avoiding, but I'm avoiding life apparently in the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: Why do you think do not? Really? I don't really

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Speaker 1: enjoy it. If I'm going to the bathroom, I will

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Speaker 1: read something. I'll just sit there and look at the

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Speaker 1: wall and not think about anything. I'm not avoiding anything.

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Speaker 1: I don't have anything to avoid. Ali, What do you

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Speaker 1: think men do in the bathroom when they go to

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Speaker 1: the bathroom for long? I mean, I think it is

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Speaker 1: just a fact universally acknowledged that they take a long time.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know, honestly, I don't even really want

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Speaker 1: to know. I think there's reading involved. I think there's

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Speaker 1: me involved. Sometimes I'll meditate sometimes, no more. I think

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Speaker 1: a lot of women feel that way because they don't

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Speaker 1: understand it, because women they can go to twenty seconds. Alex,

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Speaker 1: it's I know I can do faster than I pe sometimes.

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Speaker 1: What yeah, yeah, why it's for real, Just like I said,

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Speaker 1: down it comes out. I wipe like I have a

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Speaker 1: baby wipe right there, good go. It's amazing longer time

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Speaker 1: to pee, And I'm like, you have a cigar cutter

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Speaker 1: in there, like it's amazing. Sometimes for me it's like

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Speaker 1: it's like wiping the end of a sharpie. We're asking

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Speaker 1: the question who takes longer, men in the bathroom going

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Speaker 1: to the bathroom or women getting ready? And I think

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Speaker 1: the consensus is that men going to the bathroom takes longer.

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Speaker 1: Says you look at how many times. I don't take

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Speaker 1: long to get ready at all. But I know that

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Speaker 1: girls who like do their makeup really good do so

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Speaker 1: that's like similar time as men in the bathroom. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, let's see, Alex gets ready pretty quick. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: So like if a woman got ready showering, washing hair,

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Speaker 1: and then having to do wakeup right like, that would

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Speaker 1: take a long time. How long do you think it

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Speaker 1: would take out? An hour? An hour? Okay, have to

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Speaker 1: do it this morning, it's Victoria. Yeah, I was running

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Speaker 1: a little late, so I had to go a little

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Speaker 1: faster than that. Yeah. Yeah. Do you normally shower in

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Speaker 1: the morning or night? I normally shower at night. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I was so tired last night and I started

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Speaker 1: washing netflix and yeah. Anyways, yeah, it takes a long

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Speaker 1: time if you shower, wash your hair, and have to

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Speaker 1: do your makeup. But if you don't have to shower

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Speaker 1: or wash your hair, then it takes about fifteen to

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Speaker 1: twenty minutes because girls don't have to iron their clothes.

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Speaker 1: They just put it on. And what you boe what?

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Speaker 1: I would love to iron my clothes, but I don't

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Speaker 1: put hair. I miss ironing. I stroning outfit isn't iron

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Speaker 1: right now because I'm where I was gonna say, you iron,

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Speaker 1: you iron your outfits? Like I'm getting dressed and like

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Speaker 1: going out, I always iron. Oh you're a girl to me? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I on my minute. I don't do it anymore for

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Speaker 1: a long time. But like when I was younger, I

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Speaker 1: used to iron everything. I miss ironing. I actually miss iron.

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Speaker 1: If I need anything, iron Jewel does it for me

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Speaker 1: every single time I iron. I go man, I forgot

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Speaker 1: how much I like ironing. Iron sucks so no one irons.

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Speaker 1: Not see what's going on in here? There's goals. Find

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Speaker 1: a man who irons for me? And if you could

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Speaker 1: find a who irons for you and takes like five

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Speaker 1: minutes in the bathroom, Holy crap, jack pots. Stupid Internet

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Speaker 1: questions text in four one oh six one, call us

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Speaker 1: What is your answer to today's stupid Internet question? Who

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Speaker 1: takes longer? Men in the bathroom or women getting ready.

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Speaker 1: I forgot my name, Bobby bung Hole, Bobby bung Hole

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Speaker 1: and that was stupid Internet questions. Jonah Smorrow, same time

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