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Speaker 1: Hey, it's Chris with a couple announcements. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: be in Portland, Oregon in a couple days July first

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Speaker 1: through third at Heliumcomedy Club. Get your tickets at Portland

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Speaker 1: dot Heliumcomedy dot com. Also, I have a new comedy

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Speaker 1: album coming out, an audio album. It's called the Rescue

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Speaker 1: Cactus Album, some of the material from my Rescue Cactus

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Speaker 1: Comedy Special but recorded on a different night. We recorded

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Speaker 1: two shows along with on that album a lot of

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Speaker 1: material you haven't heard, which I'm excited about you hearing.

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Speaker 1: So get my album. It comes out on the twenty

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Speaker 1: seventh of July for Pandora and SiriusXM and then the

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Speaker 1: worldwide I guess I can say release is on August third.

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Speaker 1: So get my album, thank you, and of course get

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Speaker 1: Jordan Morris's new graphic novel Bubbles, coming out July thirteenth.

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Speaker 1: Get that wherever you get your books and you get

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Speaker 1: your comics. Okay, thank you very much, and you're welcome.

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Speaker 2: One, two, three.

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Speaker 1: That was a good one.

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Speaker 2: Are leaving? I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 3: Either way we want to be there, doesn't matter how

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Speaker 3: much baggage you claim and give us.

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Speaker 2: Time and they terminal and gay. We want to send

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Speaker 2: you off instid. We want to welcome you back home.

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Speaker 1: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 2: We scared her?

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Speaker 3: Was it fine?

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Speaker 4: Melbourn?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do your need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Ride you.

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Speaker 1: With Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 5: This is Chris.

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Speaker 2: Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgariff.

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Speaker 1: Karen, I assume that all day you've been glued to

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Speaker 1: the TV watching the US Open of Golf.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, I love it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't.

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Speaker 4: Starts with Ennio Rigotano getting in there and just hitting

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Speaker 4: at the furthest.

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Speaker 1: See, I don't even know who that is.

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Speaker 2: Are you? I made it up?

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Speaker 1: Oh Eddie org And how damn it? See now that

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Speaker 1: that proves that I haven't been watching it either, But.

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Speaker 2: I just wanted to call you out.

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Speaker 1: I am self conscious about I think I've told you

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Speaker 1: about how much I've been golfing, just because golf in general,

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Speaker 1: a waste of resources and it's exclusive, which is nothing

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Speaker 1: I've ever wanted to be part of.

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Speaker 2: No, this is a whole new side.

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Speaker 4: This is the country club Chris Fairbanks that I never

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Speaker 4: knew was even in there, And I think now might

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Speaker 4: be what your dominant personality has been all along.

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Speaker 1: It's all I think about, and I'm addicted to it,

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Speaker 1: and it's I did not see it coming a year ago.

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Speaker 1: And anyway I've been.

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Speaker 5: I got.

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Speaker 1: I spent a great deal of money on new clubs,

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Speaker 1: and I went to the place that you under Mifflin, Nunton, whatever,

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Speaker 1: but done is in it. And they were so mean

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Speaker 1: just these mean little men. I went up to one

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Speaker 1: of them, well, he said, can I help you? And

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Speaker 1: I said, yes you can. What do you know about

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Speaker 1: these new Cobra clubs that are all one length? And

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Speaker 1: he said, well, they're all one length and they're made

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Speaker 1: And then he shrugged and walked away. And then I

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Speaker 1: Wi Fi passwords? So I can buy these clubs on Amazon,

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Speaker 1: and he almost punched me. It was like a whole

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I want him. I killed him with kindness.

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Speaker 1: We had our initial fight, But I do feel good

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Speaker 4: I'm telling you that if I were an angry little

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Speaker 4: pass what so I can buy these on Azon, it

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Speaker 4: would have been over. Like the fact that you drove

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Speaker 4: it to the edge slmon Luis style and then brought

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Speaker 1: He came out of the gates swinging and I had

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Speaker 5: I had.

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Speaker 1: I think he's a better person for it, and so

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Speaker 1: am I. And we added, I mean, what a way.

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Speaker 4: To kick off this episode, just to kind of to

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Speaker 4: affirm and confirm humanity is goodness.

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Speaker 2: Chris Fairbanks out fixing people.

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Speaker 1: And it's important to stand up for yourself and have

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Speaker 1: little confrontations knowing that your next plan is to smooth,

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Speaker 2: It's very constant confrontation, so you know you're alive.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel alive, Karen. That's the reason I brought

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Speaker 4: Good you should, And I think that's the best time

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Speaker 4: to introduce our guests is when we're feeling our peak

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Speaker 4: peak living experience.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, do you want to do it? Do you

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Speaker 1: I think we could both. You can chime in when

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Speaker 1: introduce this guest because he's I've lived in Los Angeles

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Speaker 1: long enough to say he's an old friend of mine.

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Speaker 1: We've worked together. He's hilarious, he can do so many things.

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Speaker 1: He It kind of introduced me to podcasting really by

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Speaker 1: having me on Jordan jesse Go and then if you

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Speaker 1: haven't heard his episodic scripted podcast Bubble, it was really groundbreaking.

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Speaker 1: I hadn't heard a lot of podcasts like that in

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Speaker 1: the past. Also, if you if you back him into

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Speaker 1: never even fun. It's like a pastime and I've seen

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Speaker 1: him kill it stand up, which almost annoyed me at

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Speaker 1: the time, but then I remembered where friends put your

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Speaker 1: hands together for Jordan Morris. That's right at home, put

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Speaker 6: Oh hey, guys, sorry I spaced out a little bit.

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Speaker 6: I've just been I've just been glued to this US

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Speaker 5: The guys watching this thing, right, Karen, Can.

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Speaker 6: You when Shelvin Sleshleeugh three wooded his sand trap, I was.

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Speaker 2: All the way down that thing.

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Speaker 4: I mean he put You know what he did is

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Speaker 4: which is what we're here for.

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Speaker 6: The fundamentals. You can count on Shelvin Sleshlie for those

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Speaker 6: sorts of fundamental Sorry, Karen, I liked it when you

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Speaker 6: made up the name of the fake golf guy. Also

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Speaker 6: wanted to do it.

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Speaker 2: Well, no, no, you have to get in on it.

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Speaker 4: I the only reason I was able to My dad

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Speaker 4: watches golf all day. That's his number one watching sport

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Speaker 4: because it's like the perfect It's like just relaxing. It's

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Speaker 2: Like it's like, not classic golf.

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Speaker 6: And tennis, some punk some punks watching tennis?

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Speaker 2: What is this a sim a louper concert? That's probably

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Speaker 5: To see James Taylor.

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Speaker 4: But I would watch it with him and he would

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Speaker 4: I literally would squint because I wasn't wearing my glasses.

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Speaker 2: I would squint and just guess the names. He's like,

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Speaker 4: I started doing that just almost like to mess with him,

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Speaker 4: I will not bend to this demand like you come

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Speaker 2: Do so like He'll he'll walk in and I'll walk in.

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Speaker 4: He'll be like a can you believe that thing that

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Speaker 6: That's so great. I love it. That's how my dad

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Speaker 6: is care. What's the secret to a good fake golf name?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think Eddie trying to make it sound slightly foreign.

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Speaker 5: This is such a fascinating glimpse at your process.

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Speaker 2: I think I reel behind the scenes.

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Speaker 5: Get it. There's Marin Wishes.

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Speaker 1: Here's my fake golf n kurts Lessinger. I think that's

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Speaker 5: Is he real?

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Speaker 6: No? No, that's right. You guys have a new segment,

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Speaker 2: Have we ever had a segment on this show? I'm

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we would need one segment, just one.

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Speaker 1: See how people respond, Corny Bunsen, most of them tour

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Speaker 4: Have you in quarantine like Chris with his golf, have

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Speaker 6: Chris's golfing in that, like there's just only a certain

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Speaker 5: And I'm saying past tense. I don't think this delta

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that like that totally.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, get that.

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Speaker 4: Postmates delivered that I discovered in quarantine. Postmates delivers salt

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Speaker 1: Because they do they deliver it with more urgency because

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Speaker 5: You guys nice?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what was for golf earlier today? And I didn't

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Speaker 5: It's interesting.

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Speaker 6: I was, I was, I was thinking about this when

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Speaker 5: And I consider you. I consider you a classic fuck

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, even if I don't you know, like all

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Speaker 4: But yeah, we know from the golf the golf club

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's exactly right.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what. I don't know what the correlation is,

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, it's rich guys and guys that are pretending

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Speaker 1: I can't talk while I'm golfing. I have to focus.

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Speaker 6: I've never been able to, I tell you a lot

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Speaker 5: Seriously, I feel bad.

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Speaker 5: It is you. We have to get the best time

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Speaker 4: Here's the thing about video games, it's people are pretending

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Speaker 2: Everybody wants to win.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, only yeah, and you can get high, or you

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Speaker 1: I think about it all the time. Seriously, my mom

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Speaker 5: What a little shit.

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Speaker 4: I mean, this is very similar to the to the

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Speaker 4: I think it's a power dynamic.

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Speaker 1: Or as Jordan said, am I just simply a little

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Speaker 6: It might be it could just be the the anti

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Speaker 6: That reaction that the golf guy had to you asking

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Speaker 5: Oh, they're made by Cobra and they're the same.

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Speaker 6: worked at the comic book store, and I was so

444
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:36,440
Speaker 6: amazed to hear that that kind of behavior you would

445
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,560
Speaker 6: see at a golf store. Although I guess it makes

446
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:41,320
Speaker 6: sense because they are both domains of the like smug

447
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:44,280
Speaker 6: white guy, So I guess I guess it tracks more

448
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,800
Speaker 6: than I initially thought.

449
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:49,040
Speaker 1: I thought he would want to talk about them because

450
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,720
Speaker 1: it's a kind of a divisive issue that all of

451
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:55,200
Speaker 1: a sudden someone made clubs that are all the same length.

452
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:58,040
Speaker 1: You know, usually they're all different, varying lengths. And then

453
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:01,840
Speaker 1: one pro was like, why it would be easier if

454
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,000
Speaker 1: they were all just the same length, And it made

455
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:05,480
Speaker 1: sense to me and I read about them, and I

456
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:07,679
Speaker 1: wanted this guy to talk me out of him, but

457
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:13,440
Speaker 1: instead I was met with that abrasive comic book attitude, right.

458
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:18,760
Speaker 4: Or like the guitar center, where when you're coming in,

459
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,560
Speaker 4: there's no way you can be good enough to have

460
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,919
Speaker 4: the conversation with the person who's chosen to work at

461
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:24,800
Speaker 4: a store.

462
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:26,160
Speaker 2: Based in your interest.

463
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:26,720
Speaker 5: Yeah.

464
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:30,359
Speaker 4: So, and I would always go into any guitar store

465
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:33,879
Speaker 4: with so much insecurity because I'm not there to prove

466
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:38,760
Speaker 4: to you that I'm you know, Nancy Wilson from heart.

467
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:41,359
Speaker 4: I just want a fucking capo or whatever, and I

468
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,960
Speaker 4: want to do my own thing privately. But like, yeah,

469
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,840
Speaker 4: it is a little bit of I think golf, especially

470
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:51,720
Speaker 4: because I bet you those clubs mean something to those

471
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:54,600
Speaker 4: people that work there, like oh, this is the you know,

472
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:58,399
Speaker 4: dot comification of the great art of what you know,

473
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:01,639
Speaker 4: there's some you know, there's some argument within it that

474
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:06,119
Speaker 4: like they're classicists and so this is some horrible version.

475
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:09,840
Speaker 1: I think this guy's response was, I hate that this

476
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,840
Speaker 1: new thing that it's the clubs you're asking about, and

477
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:15,280
Speaker 1: I'm going to be very curt with you. And that's

478
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:18,119
Speaker 1: what it was. That's so funny because everyone was in.

479
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:21,119
Speaker 1: Everyone that came in there was trying to prove just

480
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:24,280
Speaker 1: like you said that, they were like dropping the names

481
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:28,199
Speaker 1: of the local golf pros and trying to slip in

482
00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:30,800
Speaker 1: hout their score and how they've been doing. It was

483
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:31,880
Speaker 1: so weird, like.

484
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:36,320
Speaker 4: Chill local La golf pro Yeah, who oh you know.

485
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:37,240
Speaker 5: Yeah.

486
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:40,720
Speaker 1: I almost dropped my friend Brandon's name in the Palm

487
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:44,080
Speaker 1: Springs He's the touring PGA pro there, just so they

488
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:47,240
Speaker 1: would come and talk to me and then sell me

489
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,399
Speaker 1: these damn clubs. It was the opposite of going to

490
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:53,640
Speaker 1: a car dealership. They wouldn't listen to me. I felt alone,

491
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:54,920
Speaker 1: and I was scared.

492
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:58,359
Speaker 4: I bet you they thought because of that hat you

493
00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,879
Speaker 4: have one, they thought you were poor.

494
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:02,120
Speaker 1: Yeah they were.

495
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:03,120
Speaker 2: They wanted you out.

496
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:05,600
Speaker 1: My hair was all over the place and they thought

497
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 1: I was ref wrath and yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw

498
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:10,120
Speaker 1: it right away.

499
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:11,879
Speaker 5: I didn't like it, Karen.

500
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:15,679
Speaker 6: I'd like to hear more about Guitar Center employees as

501
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:18,639
Speaker 6: like characters like I love I love the character that

502
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:22,720
Speaker 6: like the king of the small Kingdom, like yes, what yeah,

503
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 6: I I as a non musician, I'm kind of vaguely

504
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 6: aware that the Guitar Center employees like like a figure

505
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:33,040
Speaker 6: that kind of looms large. Can you describe them?

506
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:33,919
Speaker 2: Now?

507
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:37,679
Speaker 4: I will say this, many many people have worked at

508
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:40,440
Speaker 4: Guitar Center. I've not dealt with all of them. I'm

509
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:45,119
Speaker 4: not saying this is comprehensive or across the board, but

510
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:50,119
Speaker 4: as an insecure girl go woman going into buy a

511
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:53,840
Speaker 4: guitar or a pickup, that was the problem. So we

512
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,160
Speaker 4: had Mary Lynn Rice Cub and I had this act,

513
00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:58,959
Speaker 4: the Girl's Guitar Club, where we would literally play in

514
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:02,880
Speaker 4: clubs and we were playing acoustic guitars that sometimes had

515
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 4: built in pickups and sometimes we had to buy a pickup.

516
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,719
Speaker 4: And the whole act was how we didn't know how

517
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,399
Speaker 4: to play the guitar. And some people loved it, many

518
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:16,919
Speaker 4: hated it, and especially like professional musician and soundboard type guys.

519
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 2: Who hated it hated it.

520
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:24,920
Speaker 4: So going into that store, my whole thing was, I'm

521
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:26,359
Speaker 4: not gonna be able to sit here and talk to

522
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:30,000
Speaker 4: you about like bar chords or anything. I literally know

523
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 4: four chords. I just need to get this shit to

524
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,840
Speaker 4: go do this show. It's mostly comedy. I'm not here

525
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,399
Speaker 4: to qualify. So I was definitely coming in with a

526
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,639
Speaker 4: lot of heat and defensiveness and fear.

527
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,400
Speaker 2: And I always got.

528
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:45,119
Speaker 4: The guy that looked like he was the bass player

529
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 4: in a Sepultura cover band or whatever. So he's fucking serious.

530
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:55,800
Speaker 4: He has been like practicing in his studio apartment off

531
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:59,520
Speaker 4: of Hollywood Boulevard for nineteen years, and people like me

532
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:01,679
Speaker 4: think they and walk in and blow blah. So I

533
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,760
Speaker 4: feel like there it would always be this kind of

534
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 4: I would always get the worst possible person for my

535
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 4: behavior when I feel insecure, which is irritated, sarcastic and

536
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:18,480
Speaker 4: immediately angry with any slight anything, And then I would

537
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,360
Speaker 4: get the guy that was literally like, what do.

538
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:22,600
Speaker 2: You want it for? And then I would just be like,

539
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 2: I want it. I want a fucking nagget to death.

540
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 5: Those you're just explained.

541
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 1: You just explained to me the attitude with which I

542
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 1: went into that store. I was quick, I was ready,

543
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,920
Speaker 1: I was I was defensive, as self conscious. I did

544
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 1: the exact thing you're talking about, and I happened to

545
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 1: run into golf Sepultura guy.

546
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:46,320
Speaker 2: Could be worse. Yeah, guy parties less.

547
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:47,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

548
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 6: I think maybe something that unites golf guy, comic bookstore guy,

549
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 6: and guitar center guy probably a lot of long male ponytails.

550
00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:01,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think a lot of a chunky.

551
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 4: Either necklaces or bracelets, you know, not chunky, but like

552
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 4: they stand out, like a signature piece necklace or a

553
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:13,359
Speaker 4: signature piece bracelet of some kind where they're like, this

554
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,920
Speaker 4: is what I'm like, Yeah, this is.

555
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:17,199
Speaker 1: My peacocking flare.

556
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:22,159
Speaker 2: Yes, that's right, it's a skull. Can you believe it?

557
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 5: I'm I'm like the mind freak, but for golf.

558
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 2: There was a guy I.

559
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 4: Am in Green Apple one time, or was it meltdown.

560
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 4: I went into to check because my friend wrote an

561
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 4: issue of some popular comic book, and I swort of

562
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 4: got I don't know, I know the very basic things,

563
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 4: and then I know, like what I used to love

564
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 4: Dan Klaus and just go buy whatever he had, but

565
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 4: I don't know correct terminology, and I didn't know how

566
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 4: to ask for the thing, and the like just trying

567
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 4: to put the question together. The guy hated me so

568
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 4: much that I just left. It was like mid sentence

569
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 4: of trying to figure out how to ask, like it's

570
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 4: the newest issue of this one comic book, and as

571
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 4: I was trying to put it together, I was like,

572
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 4: just don't whatever this comes out.

573
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 2: As it's not gonna work.

574
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 4: Just don't do it, Like he doesn't want you to,

575
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 4: he doesn't want to help.

576
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 2: This is his world.

577
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 4: He's trying to actually protect his world from people like you,

578
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:24,840
Speaker 4: which I get. Like it's that kind of like don't

579
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 4: just come in here, you fucking weekenders and get one issue,

580
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 4: like dedicate your life to these characters, and you know,

581
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 4: I get it.

582
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 1: That's so funny. That also describes God. I Yeah, I

583
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 1: just wanted to prove to this guy wasn't just a weekender.

584
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 1: Damn it.

585
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 2: But you had weakender hair, yeah, weak ender smile.

586
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 1: I should have went in there a little more dressed,

587
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 1: a little more. Yeah, I realized where I went wrong.

588
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 1: Thank you for explaining it. With your Karen, that's what

589
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 1: we're here for, Jordan.

590
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 4: With your swimming. Is there any that's like that that's official?

591
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 4: Is there?

592
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 2: Is it like? Are you swimming? Is it your own plan?

593
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:07,960
Speaker 2: Or is there a league?

594
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 3: Yeah?

595
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 5: I'm part of something.

596
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 1: Yeah.

597
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 6: So it's called it's called a.

598
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 5: Oh gosh, my club, it's called a swim club. Yeah,

599
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 5: it's called a it's called a master's program. It sounds

600
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 5: a little more impressive than it actually is.

601
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:25,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, like you're getting your master's in swimming.

602
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, I get it's doctor swimmer now. Yes.

603
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 6: Actually, our our mutual buddy Andy Wood turned me on

604
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 6: to this. Oh yeah, yeah, so he it's it's a

605
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,680
Speaker 6: it's kind of a swim program. There are a variety

606
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 6: of different lanes for a variety of different speeds.

607
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 5: Yeah.

608
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 6: So it's like you can if you are like a

609
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 6: jacked lean human bullet, you can go in one lane,

610
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:59,239
Speaker 6: and if you are me, you can go in a

611
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:01,960
Speaker 6: different lane far away from the jacked human bullets. But

612
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 6: you're all still kind of doing the same basic thing.

613
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 1: Do you have to showcase your ability and be assigned

614
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 1: that lane? That's where I would be.

615
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 6: You know, you kind of just have to be honest

616
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 6: with you know, with yourself and with everyone how fast

617
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 6: you are. And it's kind of like if you're if

618
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 6: you're swimming in a lane where everyone is too fast,

619
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 6: everyone will be fucking golf store mad at you four

620
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 6: seconds of course, because yeah, you kind of all have

621
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 6: to swim at the same rate or else the whole

622
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 6: the whole thing doesn't work.

623
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 4: So oh so there's multiple swimmers per lane based on level.

624
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,719
Speaker 6: Yeah, they kind of changed it a little bit in COVID.

625
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 6: For in COVID, it was like one person to a

626
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 6: lane for a while, but it stuff kind of started

627
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 6: to open up. But yeah, typically in a non COVID situation,

628
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 6: there's you know, three or four people in a lane,

629
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 6: so you all kind of have to agree on how

630
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,160
Speaker 6: fast you're swimming, and if you can't swim as fast

631
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 6: as those people, you should go in another lane.

632
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:55,800
Speaker 2: You should fuck off.

633
00:31:56,120 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, you should also go fuck yourself. You should wade

634
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 5: in the therapy pool with the elderly Russian women who

635
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 5: hast takes you.

636
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you also said, I think you told me this.

637
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 1: There are other people that swim decently with a snorkel

638
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 1: that goes up the center.

639
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's a lot of weird hear so there's a

640
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 6: snorkel that goes up at the front of the face.

641
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 5: I got it, you got the front face.

642
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 6: Also, something i've seen used a mono fin, where it's

643
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 6: you put both your feet into a mermaid tail and.

644
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 5: You left that ound.

645
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 6: I think Marian Martin has one of these. Oh yeah,

646
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,960
Speaker 6: she swims at my pool sometimes. I think I've seen

647
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 6: her with a mono fin where you just kind of

648
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 6: kick around like an elegant, Mr Person, and it's really beautiful.

649
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 6: I feel like I I would like to try it.

650
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 6: I think I would feel very elegant.

651
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I do like the frog kicking aspect, just

652
00:32:56,840 --> 00:33:00,160
Speaker 1: for my own hip therapy though. So I'm out murmur.

653
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 5: Sorry, you won't at it. We won't buy you one,

654
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 5: thank you, thank you.

655
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:07,320
Speaker 2: But I'm feeling one.

656
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 5: He will. I can hear you, guys, and I'm excited.

657
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 4: Shit, We're going to get you a mono fin but

658
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 4: for each leg so you can frog kick with huge fins.

659
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 2: It's like a brand new amphibian.

660
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 5: It's called a turbot frog. Are you ready? Their Nature's

661
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 5: greatest mistake Front to God.

662
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 4: I feel like if you did that and you had

663
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 4: two mono fins on either foot, you would actually come

664
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 4: up out of the water, like your chest would be

665
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 4: up out of the water.

666
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:43,800
Speaker 2: You'd be so powered.

667
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 1: I would find forward. I remember when I first tried

668
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 1: to take just swimming in college. I wasn't getting my masters.

669
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 1: It's the undergrad swim. I uh, he couldn't. He would

670
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 1: watch me swim and he would get frustrated, not understanding

671
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 1: why my body was sinking, like why my legs sink?

672
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 1: Is just like, well, you just have heavy legs. I

673
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:10,839
Speaker 1: don't know why this is happening, because he was you know,

674
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 1: this is just the kicking stage where you have the

675
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:15,839
Speaker 1: board and you're kicking. And this guy had no faith.

676
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 1: He basically talked me out of swimming until a doctor

677
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:23,400
Speaker 1: like you said, assigned swimming to be one of my activities,

678
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 1: and I made myself start doing it. But I'd be

679
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:31,000
Speaker 1: nervous to show up for your club if with my snorkel.

680
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:34,319
Speaker 1: So you're saying, there are guys with snorkels like me,

681
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:35,960
Speaker 1: and maybe I could join you.

682
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,799
Speaker 6: You would look like you would look like you were

683
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 6: serious if you had the snorkel.

684
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 5: I think snorkel would help your case. It would be like, yeah,

685
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 5: this guy's got the gear.

686
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 1: Cool. It sounds have Michael Feltz's signature on it.

687
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:47,319
Speaker 5: Yeah, there you go.

688
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:50,440
Speaker 6: See you got those phelps cool.

689
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:51,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, and all.

690
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 4: The snorkels are the same length, which is very controversial.

691
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 5: Yes, the cobra snorkel.

692
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 2: Cobra snorkel. Can I come up like that?

693
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 1: I admit something to you, guys. The storkle comes with

694
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:08,480
Speaker 1: these caps like a neon green one and a blue one,

695
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:11,759
Speaker 1: all with a smaller hole, so it's supposed to I

696
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:14,280
Speaker 1: guess help with your long capacity make you a better

697
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 1: swimmer with less oxygen coming. Does that make any sense?

698
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:20,800
Speaker 1: So I left one on there, but I cut the

699
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:24,760
Speaker 1: hole bigger just so. Because I'm so self conscious about

700
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,320
Speaker 1: having a snorkle, I left the green cap on top

701
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:30,840
Speaker 1: so people in the know would be like, that guy's

702
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:33,920
Speaker 1: good and they wouldn't notice that I also had clippers on,

703
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 1: which make me fast. And now I know that it's

704
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 1: I kind of wish I hadn't admitted that.

705
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 4: You would absolutely get caught by Jordan's swimming group.

706
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 2: I would you. You wouldn't last. That scam would not fly.

707
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:50,760
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm.

708
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:51,400
Speaker 5: Stalking for you.

709
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,719
Speaker 6: Would We would take you behind the Verdugo Aquatic Facility

710
00:35:54,719 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 6: and beat you with towels, real hard snapsally whippy.

711
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:02,720
Speaker 5: I with some with some wet towels.

712
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:06,319
Speaker 1: One confused guy shows up with the full metal jack

713
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 1: Lite sock filled with pennies.

714
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 6: Hey wait a minute, Wow, this is an a thematically

715
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 6: appropriate thing to beat this guy with swimmers?

716
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're killing me.

717
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:21,320
Speaker 1: I would be nervous to swim with the andy wood

718
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 1: just because he I went to some spa birthday thing,

719
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 1: and all these pro swimmers came in, Olympic swimmers, and

720
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 1: he knew them. He knew their names, he knew their stats.

721
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:34,440
Speaker 1: They started talking about swimming, and I just wandered off

722
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:37,840
Speaker 1: to a hot tub. But uh, I assume he's a

723
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:38,720
Speaker 1: very good swimmer.

724
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 6: He's a great swimmer. Yeah, he's really fast, he's in

725
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 6: great shape. Uh A nice a nice man.

726
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:44,920
Speaker 5: He's got it.

727
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:47,719
Speaker 2: As he really does. He was he won on Jeopardy.

728
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:51,400
Speaker 5: He won on Jeopardy. Geez, he won on Jeopardy.

729
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 1: Did they My dad would call him a physical specimen.

730
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,880
Speaker 1: That's how he compliments men with a nice figure.

731
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 4: No, Jordan, can you do the spin where when you're

732
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 4: swimming forward you do the dude to turn around and

733
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 4: go the other way?

734
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, that actually took That took me a while. It's hard, right, Yeah,

735
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:13,160
Speaker 6: I was doing for them. When I first started, I

736
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 6: was doing what they call an open turn, which is

737
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:18,120
Speaker 6: when you just touch the wall and right kick off again.

738
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 6: But eventually I learned to do the flip turn, and

739
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 6: uh yeah, it's it's really taken my game to the

740
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:24,280
Speaker 6: next level.

741
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:27,360
Speaker 1: Not to get too specific and talk too much swim shop,

742
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 1: but do you know anyone that does the rollover turn

743
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:33,319
Speaker 1: with a snorkel where they come out and blow it

744
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:36,320
Speaker 1: out like like.

745
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:38,920
Speaker 6: Like a whale when they preach the surface. There's gotta

746
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 6: be a way to do that with the snorkel.

747
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 2: Not even Andy Wood can do it.

748
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 1: No, not even Well, I have a new goal, don't.

749
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:49,439
Speaker 2: I prove them wrong.

750
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 5: Prove them wrong. This dude's so fucking punk rock. He's

751
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 5: doing flip turns with the snorkels.

752
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 6: He doesn't care a mouthful of pool water.

753
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:00,759
Speaker 4: You blow at actual tune where you come out of

754
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,239
Speaker 4: the wise like game or me or me like that.

755
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:08,359
Speaker 2: So it's a whole vibe. I really am interested in this.

756
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 4: First of all, I would never ever do it there

757
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 4: because you women who's always.

758
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 2: Swum or swam.

759
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,280
Speaker 4: I think it's like that is the It's the smartest

760
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,400
Speaker 4: thing to get into as a kid, because then you

761
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 4: just develop the best body, like your muscles are the best,

762
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 4: like Andy Wood style, where you're just like huge on top.

763
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:32,320
Speaker 2: I mean, right, swimmers bodies are ideal.

764
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 4: So you don't want to really come in, you know,

765
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 4: twenty years after the fact and be like maybe I'll

766
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:41,319
Speaker 4: get into this, but if I already like if i'd

767
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,920
Speaker 4: already done it or already had that kind of a

768
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 4: lanky body. I would completely get into that because I

769
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 4: love the idea of I think swimming is the best exercise.

770
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 4: It's so fun and it really like it's great exercise.

771
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,320
Speaker 4: It's like double normal cardio.

772
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll say you're are a lot of people with

773
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,400
Speaker 6: a lot of different kinds of bodies in this club

774
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 6: who are very fast, good swimmers, And I would say

775
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:12,440
Speaker 6: that I think it's because swimming is more about technique

776
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,360
Speaker 6: than it is about muscle. Like if you're if you

777
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 6: if you know how to like keep long in the water,

778
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 6: you can swim really fast even if you don't have,

779
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,880
Speaker 6: you know, a ton of upper arm strength or something.

780
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,240
Speaker 6: I'm not a super fast swimmer, so I'm a bad example,

781
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 6: but I do uh in my swim team, A lot

782
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:33,800
Speaker 6: of the faster people don't have the like traditional sinewy body.

783
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 6: There are some like yeah, a lot of different kinds

784
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,799
Speaker 6: of physiques are good at swimming. I would say, so,

785
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 6: you know, I think it's something people should try if

786
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 6: they're curious.

787
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:44,880
Speaker 1: Am I wrong to say though? That some people just

788
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 1: sink and other people don't sink, and there's no rhyme

789
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 1: or reason to it.

790
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 2: And the ones who do sink are witches. Yeah, yeah,

791
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:53,399
Speaker 2: and yes or.

792
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 6: No it is. Yeah, we do a lot of wee.

793
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,240
Speaker 6: We do a lot of post swim witch burnings.

794
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 5: You see who's saying you take him out to the

795
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 5: pire pire.

796
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:06,120
Speaker 4: When you say stay long in the water, do you

797
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:09,760
Speaker 4: mean like stay keep correct form up at the top,

798
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:11,240
Speaker 4: like as you're swimming.

799
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:11,800
Speaker 5: Yeah.

800
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:14,399
Speaker 6: I think it's just kind of about being like being

801
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:17,799
Speaker 6: as straight a line as possible, you know, you know,

802
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,719
Speaker 6: which takes some like core strength or whatever. But it's

803
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 6: mostly about like knowing to like straight in your head,

804
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:25,360
Speaker 6: down in your.

805
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,439
Speaker 1: When you said stay long in the water, I thought

806
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:31,240
Speaker 1: you meant try and make your peep cut nugget small

807
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 1: when it's cold. Yes, right, yes see, I'm such a

808
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 1: child while you can't. I knew that I was going

809
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:42,839
Speaker 1: to say the hole time and I started giggling. I

810
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,480
Speaker 1: can't even deliver a joke anymore.

811
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:46,239
Speaker 5: Is it.

812
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:47,279
Speaker 2: We've come through a lot.

813
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:50,279
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, you can stay long in the water,

814
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:52,240
Speaker 6: but it's also important to stay thick in the water.

815
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:55,479
Speaker 5: Thank you. I'm like a soda can.

816
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

817
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 4: Okay, uh, let's refocus.

818
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jordan that's goggles. No goggles.

819
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:06,840
Speaker 6: Oh you gotta do dogs, Yeah, yeah, you gotta dogs.

820
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:10,440
Speaker 1: I never understood, like with skiing too, goggles are so important.

821
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 1: Being able to see is the most important thing of

822
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:16,239
Speaker 1: just about any physical activity. And when I would see

823
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 1: someone skiing with just a pair of sunglasses, yeah, with

824
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:23,799
Speaker 1: tears streaming down their face from wind and ice pieces

825
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 1: hitting their corneas, it made me sick.

826
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:27,799
Speaker 5: It still makes me sick.

827
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 2: It's pretty disgusting.

828
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:31,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's horrifying. Gotta have gogs.

829
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:36,000
Speaker 4: All my interest is because last summer I really started

830
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 4: swimming a ton of laps. Yeah.

831
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 1: Karen has a pool, a little pool, and I love it.

832
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 4: So And it was this like I could immediately tell,

833
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 4: I could immediately see muscles come out on my legs

834
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 4: and stuff. It was listening where I was like, wow,

835
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:52,319
Speaker 4: this is pretty intense. So I started. I watched some

836
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 4: YouTube video series and then I downloaded an app that

837
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 4: was like basically swimming training and immediately had no idea

838
00:41:59,600 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 4: what was going.

839
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,360
Speaker 2: Going on, Like, I don't know. I watched the videos.

840
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 4: I thought I got it, But it's all about the

841
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 4: it's all about the amount of laps you do, and

842
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:14,400
Speaker 4: and there's a whole fucking system that's very intricate that

843
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:16,280
Speaker 4: I just didn't understand.

844
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:18,360
Speaker 5: There's an impressive lingo.

845
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:22,239
Speaker 6: There's like an oppressive like card to parse lingo, you know,

846
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:26,279
Speaker 6: like you know, uh yeah, do uh yeah, do two

847
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 6: hundreds on the fifty dps And it's like it's like

848
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 6: a sunburned guy is just yelling that at you, and

849
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:33,400
Speaker 6: you're like, wait, what's you know?

850
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:34,280
Speaker 5: Wait?

851
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:38,360
Speaker 2: So do you know the lingo now translated?

852
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 6: I still I still am. I've been doing it for

853
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 6: a while and I still will encounter our sunburned coach

854
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 6: will sometimes yell at us the thing. I'm like, yep,

855
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:48,360
Speaker 6: I still don't know what that means.

856
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:50,759
Speaker 5: I still yeah.

857
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 1: Same with golf and stuff like, uh oh, you had

858
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:56,239
Speaker 1: a nice draw on that. I'm like, thank you. I

859
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 1: do not know what a draw is.

860
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, I also do our as well. Yeah that's what

861
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:03,720
Speaker 5: you meant, right, drawing.

862
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:08,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's uh, it's okay to just play it numb,

863
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:09,400
Speaker 1: I think.

864
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,400
Speaker 4: Or just not know and not care, because that's not

865
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:15,799
Speaker 4: I love the idea that in both of these things

866
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:17,880
Speaker 4: you guys are talking about, it's kind of like the

867
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:21,359
Speaker 4: idea isn't people going there to be like and now

868
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,279
Speaker 4: I win the swim club or you.

869
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 1: Know what I mean.

870
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 2: It's like everyone's just trying to do stuff.

871
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 4: I think it's getting back to that a little bit

872
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:31,080
Speaker 4: of like doing things for the enjoyment and for the

873
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 4: whatever you want to do. But it's not about you know,

874
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 4: no one's going to do the Olympics, or maybe they are.

875
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:40,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's never too late to go. Oh wait,

876
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 1: yes it is. It is always too late.

877
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 4: There's a very definitive cut off day. Yeah, that's true.

878
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 1: You make me want to not wear it's because I

879
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,879
Speaker 1: wear a little swim cap. But looking at your hair

880
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:55,799
Speaker 1: with the highlights that are because of chlorine, you make

881
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:57,919
Speaker 1: me want to because we have similar hair.

882
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:01,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, we have similar hair, and I I for some reason,

883
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:03,360
Speaker 6: can never find a swim cap that fits. It always

884
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 6: just kind of pops off my head.

885
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,719
Speaker 1: Let's be too cool, I can be it.

886
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:08,280
Speaker 5: Yeah.

887
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 6: I don't know if it's head size or what, but yeah,

888
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:13,960
Speaker 6: I swam without a cap. And yeah, as a result,

889
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 6: my normally chestnut hair is now a Mark McGrath blonde

890
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 6: on the tips. Yeah, I'm mcgrathing over here.

891
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:25,439
Speaker 1: I'll never forget the time I sat next to Mark

892
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:28,720
Speaker 1: McGrath at the Crab Cooker. Jordan, you're from Orange County,

893
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:31,799
Speaker 1: you might remember the Crab Cooker. And someone asked him.

894
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 1: I was sitting near him with justin earshot, and someone said,

895
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:36,240
Speaker 1: what's your favorite band of all time?

896
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 5: And he said Green.

897
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 1: Day And I just there was a surprise to me

898
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:48,040
Speaker 1: that he didn't say, you know, we Zeppelin or something.

899
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 1: But boy, McGrath, you've got the tag starting.

900
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 6: That's an authentic that's a kind of authenticity that you

901
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:55,640
Speaker 6: kind of have to respect, you know.

902
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:58,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, so your music for me started in nineteen ninety two.

903
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, I kind of recognize myself in it. It's my favorite, right,

904
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 4: But I'm not gonna pick my own, that would be

905
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,800
Speaker 4: an asshole move r. Yeah, I'll do one over. Although

906
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 4: I think that's also kind of a good pick though.

907
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 4: I would think Mark McGrath would say something super fucking irritating,

908
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 4: like Rush or something.

909
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:21,880
Speaker 6: Right, right, right, Yeah, it's very judgment if there's a

910
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:24,439
Speaker 6: kind of like non pretentiousness to it, and I think

911
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 6: that like, who among us doesn't have a couple of

912
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 6: fucking Green Day songs that we love every time they

913
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:31,319
Speaker 6: come on.

914
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:35,279
Speaker 4: They made hits, they did, they made hits. It's what

915
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 4: they did.

916
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:40,479
Speaker 6: They're a little embarrassing now, but yes, who isn't, Yes,

917
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:42,400
Speaker 6: thank you good.

918
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:46,000
Speaker 2: We all sucked in the nineties and two thousand, we did.

919
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:49,520
Speaker 6: There's a there's an I on the I have belonged to,

920
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:52,320
Speaker 6: like a punk subreddit. There's a punk sub subreddit that

921
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 6: I like to read. And somebody posted a video of

922
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 6: like Green Day playing in their like high school quad

923
00:45:57,239 --> 00:46:01,840
Speaker 6: and they're all like fucking fifteen, and like the sound

924
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 6: is there, Like it's awesome.

925
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:04,319
Speaker 5: They rock.

926
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:07,360
Speaker 6: No one's paying attention to them. Everybody's just eating lunch

927
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:08,840
Speaker 6: and like unlocking their bikes.

928
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, it's kind of awesome.

929
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,200
Speaker 6: If you can, uh yeah, if you can, if you

930
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 6: can YouTube up the like green Day plays their high

931
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 6: school video, it's like, wow, they were just fucking great.

932
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:20,880
Speaker 5: You know, that's a you know, they were just savants.

933
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:24,000
Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, I think because that those first album

934
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:26,960
Speaker 1: Kurt Plunk and those albums that came out initially that

935
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:30,840
Speaker 1: slopped out, sloppy hours or yeah. Yeah, they were kids

936
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 1: and I've just heard them in the background. It was

937
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:36,440
Speaker 1: easily easy to pay for music to put in Eskate video.

938
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:39,840
Speaker 1: So I remember Green Day before that Dookie album and

939
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:42,839
Speaker 1: I totally loved it and I do love so Hi

940
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: you're right Mark McGrath, Holy shit, Yeah, are we with

941
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 1: McGrath on this?

942
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 2: On this one? As per usual?

943
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:54,440
Speaker 1: I kind of like Sugar rays first album actually, the

944
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:57,440
Speaker 1: one that's Heart before they went to beach melodic.

945
00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 5: All right, now you've gone too far? How beat it?

946
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:03,400
Speaker 2: I'm seeing one fucking early Sugar Ray.

947
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:05,920
Speaker 5: On Don't You Care Mess with My Green Machine.

948
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:11,399
Speaker 1: It's about the freewheeler, the green machine three wheeler. Yeah,

949
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:13,880
Speaker 1: and I always wanted a green machine.

950
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,759
Speaker 6: And fake Sugar Ray songs like Karen can make up

951
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 6: fake code names.

952
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 4: It's a sit in and it's a sentence and they're

953
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:23,320
Speaker 4: just all about dummy.

954
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:26,520
Speaker 1: All of all of all of the Tugger Ray's first

955
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:31,719
Speaker 1: album was seventies televised commercials for toys and their jingles

956
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:33,600
Speaker 1: set to hardcore good.

957
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:37,400
Speaker 5: Shit because yeah, good log, it's good log.

958
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:45,960
Speaker 1: Uh, Jordan's a lot. I always see you when we

959
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 1: work together at Fuel TV. You always seem really sensible, uh,

960
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:55,719
Speaker 1: Like I would want your advice often, but uh, you

961
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:58,400
Speaker 1: have done. I wouldn't call you a thrill seeker, but

962
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:05,880
Speaker 1: I have seen you get punched while interviewing someone. Some guys,

963
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 1: some lunatic motorcycle guy just punched Jordan in the face.

964
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 1: Jordan let a snake bite him on the knowingly would

965
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 1: you have were you choosing between a spider and a snake.

966
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:21,880
Speaker 1: There's some Australian animal wrangler. Jordan let a snake bite

967
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:25,480
Speaker 1: his arm. That Jesus where I'm like, I would never

968
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:28,440
Speaker 1: do that. I can't believe Jordan or a job that

969
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:31,760
Speaker 1: didn't give us health insurance. But yeah, I can't believe

970
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:34,279
Speaker 1: you did that. There were the times you and I

971
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:37,840
Speaker 1: we both got interviewed jackass guys while we got the

972
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:41,880
Speaker 1: pants and wore speedos. But that's just humiliation. We knew

973
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:44,400
Speaker 1: what we were getting into. But I've seen you be

974
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 1: hurt so many times.

975
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 4: I need to hear the snake story from Jordan's side.

976
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 4: It's too oh sure, so there is, you know, so

977
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:56,359
Speaker 4: we went. So when Chris and I worked together at

978
00:48:56,360 --> 00:49:01,279
Speaker 4: Fuel TV, the late lamented action sports network, Yes, very.

979
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:02,919
Speaker 2: I was in the Fuel TV family.

980
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 6: I liked to think it was still it was still

981
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:11,440
Speaker 6: like the heyday of Jackass. Like Jackass was still kind

982
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 6: of like for that like sector of entertainment, like the

983
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:20,279
Speaker 6: number one thing was still Jackass, so like that was

984
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 6: kind of like the the standard, like if you you know,

985
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:27,040
Speaker 6: like that's kind of the stuff people wanted. So I

986
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:32,560
Speaker 6: think at our you know, job, we were like encouraged

987
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:34,799
Speaker 6: to do a lot of like that sort of thing.

988
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 1: And because it's a funny visual and these are short segments,

989
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 1: so yeah, and mostly like right.

990
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 5: And mostly people the show is on in a bar

991
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 5: with no sound, so like.

992
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:51,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, one time John Cusack hit you in the face

993
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:54,240
Speaker 1: with a full water bottle and I think it's because

994
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 1: you asked him to.

995
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:59,719
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I think we were like encouraged to do

996
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 6: like real stunty stuff like that. And yeah, there was

997
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:06,320
Speaker 6: an episode where god, there was like a cool punk

998
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:08,080
Speaker 6: animal wrangler who came on.

999
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:08,719
Speaker 1: Look it was.

1000
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 6: Cool, like like Jack Hannah, who doesn't give a fuck, like.

1001
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:16,080
Speaker 4: Finally an animal handler for me.

1002
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, rockstar energy.

1003
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:25,560
Speaker 1: But he brought in a bunch.

1004
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:30,279
Speaker 6: Of my daddy's animal wrangler and he brought stuff and

1005
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:32,600
Speaker 6: part of the thing was like, okay, we should have

1006
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 6: we should have to snake bite someone on camera.

1007
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:37,360
Speaker 5: I can't believe, I.

1008
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:40,319
Speaker 1: Swear, Jordan, it was your idea and you were the

1009
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:43,360
Speaker 1: victim of your own idea, because no one would say, Jordan,

1010
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:47,480
Speaker 1: let that trantla or wasn't it a spider and and

1011
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 1: a snake?

1012
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 5: You had a choice to get bit. Yeah.

1013
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:55,400
Speaker 1: I it horrifies me to even think about it now,

1014
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 1: but yeah.

1015
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 6: You know, and I think when we worked for that network,

1016
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:01,720
Speaker 6: there was always a that like this thing is about

1017
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:03,800
Speaker 6: to be shut down, Like this network is about to

1018
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:06,840
Speaker 6: be shut down. No one watches this like h this

1019
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,919
Speaker 6: is it's barely hanging on, And you know, I think

1020
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 6: there was just a little sense of like, we got

1021
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:14,800
Speaker 6: to do our part to keep this on the air. Yeah,

1022
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 6: we got to keep our it's seven hundred dollars a

1023
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:18,440
Speaker 6: week and no health insurance.

1024
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:21,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, throw your body down in front of.

1025
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 5: IM A team player. I will get bit by the snake,

1026
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:27,120
Speaker 5: if that means.

1027
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 4: But like the action of a snake to bite you

1028
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:34,799
Speaker 4: or that whole it's just truly I think it might

1029
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:37,000
Speaker 4: be one of my biggest fears. Or like the vibe

1030
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:40,479
Speaker 4: of it is so horrible too. Yeah, just to stand

1031
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:41,920
Speaker 4: there and be like, fine, I'll do it.

1032
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:42,920
Speaker 5: And it was a.

1033
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:46,240
Speaker 1: Little it was a little snake, but I was sitting

1034
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:48,560
Speaker 1: right next to you and you could see the teeth.

1035
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:53,120
Speaker 1: The snake was slowly. It didn't happen quickly. He slowly

1036
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:55,440
Speaker 1: went towards Jordan's arm and he just held it out

1037
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 1: and we all watched the snake's teeth go into your arm.

1038
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:01,440
Speaker 5: It's still I.

1039
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:08,799
Speaker 1: Showed this is a real mistake and all to try

1040
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 1: and save a show. We all thought the Fox Sports

1041
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:15,120
Speaker 1: execs would see our desperation and onerous another season. Yeah,

1042
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:16,560
Speaker 1: it didn't happen.

1043
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:20,960
Speaker 4: My favorite Fuel TV Jordan Morris memory is I was

1044
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:26,680
Speaker 4: at a It was a like a comic con, but

1045
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:31,440
Speaker 4: for gay people, gay comic book writers like that was

1046
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:34,920
Speaker 4: kind of like thematically, and it was for some talk show.

1047
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:39,160
Speaker 2: We were doing a segment for it, and so it

1048
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 2: was the main room.

1049
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:43,399
Speaker 4: It was just like a smaller comic con basically, and

1050
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:46,280
Speaker 4: with all the same kind of cosplay and everything.

1051
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:47,520
Speaker 2: It was very similar.

1052
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 4: And then I went into this side room because we

1053
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:52,480
Speaker 4: were just trying to get b roll and I went

1054
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 4: into this room they were having like a costume contest

1055
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,760
Speaker 4: and it was just all, you know, it was Superman.

1056
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:00,960
Speaker 4: But then sometimes there'd be like a ball gag in

1057
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:02,840
Speaker 4: someone's mouth or whatever. It would be like, you know,

1058
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 4: slight least this sexy version and I look over. I'm

1059
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:09,200
Speaker 4: just standing there like a little bit going what am

1060
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:10,400
Speaker 4: I doing with my life?

1061
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:12,240
Speaker 2: Like why am I always.

1062
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 4: You know those like field pieces where were just like

1063
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:18,319
Speaker 4: now we're at the exercise expo or you know, it's

1064
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:21,280
Speaker 4: just you're trying to make comedy out of kind of nothing.

1065
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:24,280
Speaker 4: And then I look into the crowd and Jordan Morrise

1066
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:28,239
Speaker 4: is sitting alone in the crowd wearing a brown corduroy

1067
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:31,640
Speaker 4: jacket and writing in a little notebook like he was

1068
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:33,560
Speaker 4: from the fucking Wall Street Journal.

1069
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:37,120
Speaker 2: I almost had a nervous breakout.

1070
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:39,840
Speaker 4: I was laughing so hard, and it was so delightful

1071
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 4: because it's like in Los Angeles, there's all these events

1072
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 4: and then they're just can't think of the phrase, but

1073
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,840
Speaker 4: like all the people trying to make something for the

1074
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:52,799
Speaker 4: like making content, making you know, clips for TV shows

1075
00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 4: or whatever just kind of descend on these events like

1076
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:57,239
Speaker 4: let me get my comedy out of it.

1077
00:53:57,520 --> 00:53:59,279
Speaker 2: And I thought I was the only one doing it.

1078
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:02,200
Speaker 4: And then just around and is like there's Jordan trying

1079
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:04,799
Speaker 4: to make some kind of a field piece in.

1080
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:07,919
Speaker 1: The brown I remember that brown corduroy blazer too.

1081
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 5: Yep, that's so great, I know.

1082
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:14,759
Speaker 6: Yeah, and it's definitely like that kind of TV, you know,

1083
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 6: so specific because you just get to know everybody else

1084
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 6: who does those and right, and like when you show

1085
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:24,040
Speaker 6: up at the like all right, this is uh, this

1086
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:30,920
Speaker 6: is the furry communities go kart day, and and then

1087
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:33,160
Speaker 6: you kind of see the five or six other people

1088
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:37,239
Speaker 6: who do like wacky field packages and yeah, there's it's

1089
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:41,200
Speaker 6: it's like the those old Warner Brothers cartoons where the

1090
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:43,440
Speaker 6: coyote and the dog punch in.

1091
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:47,880
Speaker 5: Yes, anyway, Yeah.

1092
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:48,640
Speaker 4: It's almost like for me, it makes me think of

1093
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 4: I've just stood for a very large chunk of my life.

1094
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:56,600
Speaker 4: I've stood behind like a camera on a tripod, wearing

1095
00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:00,319
Speaker 4: a laminate and just hoping someone comes to ask me

1096
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 4: if they can be on TV because I don't want

1097
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:04,439
Speaker 4: to go Like there's those producers that are so good

1098
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:06,680
Speaker 4: at like this is what a great personality and you're

1099
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:08,200
Speaker 4: going to be such a good person.

1100
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:08,560
Speaker 2: To talk on TV.

1101
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:11,480
Speaker 4: I was always like the stomach ache version of that

1102
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:14,400
Speaker 4: of like ooh, I don't want to get involved in

1103
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:15,399
Speaker 4: anything you.

1104
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:15,960
Speaker 5: Don't want it.

1105
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,240
Speaker 6: That's such a tough thing too, because I was also

1106
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:21,560
Speaker 6: never good at that. Like there's because you don't want

1107
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:24,120
Speaker 6: someone who doesn't want to be on TV, but you

1108
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 6: also don't want someone who does want to be.

1109
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:29,000
Speaker 5: Right right right now. Both are very bad.

1110
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:31,040
Speaker 4: But the worst is the people who want to be

1111
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:34,480
Speaker 4: because they fuck it up every time. Like you want

1112
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:37,759
Speaker 4: someone's aunt who would be like, oh honey, no, but

1113
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:38,840
Speaker 4: them go into.

1114
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:39,600
Speaker 2: Her aunt thing right.

1115
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:42,120
Speaker 4: That was what I was always aiming for. But it's

1116
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:45,440
Speaker 4: Los Angeles. It's filled with people who want to be

1117
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:49,960
Speaker 4: on TV. So you can't get a clean, fresh aunt,

1118
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:51,640
Speaker 4: like to save your life.

1119
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:56,239
Speaker 1: An that's why we would purposefully go to like Westwood

1120
00:55:56,480 --> 00:56:00,040
Speaker 1: or Venice or someplace where it's less likely old, and

1121
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:03,000
Speaker 1: to someone that wants to make it in showbiz, it's like,

1122
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 1: where's the most normal neighborhood at Glendale?

1123
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:07,960
Speaker 6: It is, Let's right, yeah, yeah, you can really get

1124
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,120
Speaker 6: some good man on the street stuff done in Glendale.

1125
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:13,600
Speaker 4: And that's why those like the outer cities have banned

1126
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:16,880
Speaker 4: any kind of like shooting on the street or shooting

1127
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:21,040
Speaker 4: without every single person giving you a uh what do

1128
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:21,480
Speaker 4: you call it?

1129
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:22,440
Speaker 2: Disclaimer?

1130
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:23,440
Speaker 5: Release release?

1131
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:26,160
Speaker 1: We never even had not only did we not have

1132
00:56:26,239 --> 00:56:28,680
Speaker 1: released as we rarely had a permit. We just would

1133
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:32,080
Speaker 1: show up to these events. Do you ever miss it,

1134
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:34,560
Speaker 1: Jordan though, Remember we used to go to like Las

1135
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:37,480
Speaker 1: Vegas and stuff, a place that I normally don't enjoy.

1136
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:42,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean there's something really fun about like travel

1137
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:45,799
Speaker 6: for work, like we you know, Field TV. You could

1138
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:48,000
Speaker 6: probably kind of imagine what the budgets were on this thing,

1139
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:50,320
Speaker 6: so you know, we never like went first class or anything.

1140
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:53,040
Speaker 6: But just like when your work buys you a plane ticket,

1141
00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:56,319
Speaker 6: you feel like you fucking gamed the system. You're like, yeah,

1142
00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:58,160
Speaker 6: I didn't buy this plane. I'm about to get on

1143
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:00,680
Speaker 6: a plane. And you know, even if you're going somewhere

1144
00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:03,720
Speaker 6: like you know, shitty, even if you're going to Phoenix

1145
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:07,920
Speaker 6: to cover an ATV convention or something like that, like I'm.

1146
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:12,239
Speaker 5: Getting on a plane for free, I don't know.

1147
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:16,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, I definitely like miss that kind of like you know,

1148
00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:21,040
Speaker 6: weird travel and you need the staying at the you know,

1149
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:24,480
Speaker 6: Phoenix Marriotte and that's all drinking at the Phoenix Marriotte

1150
00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:25,320
Speaker 6: bar and stuff.

1151
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:28,320
Speaker 4: Yes, the big, the big like party after when you

1152
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:31,680
Speaker 4: actually get the job done but you're still like you're

1153
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:32,760
Speaker 4: being paid or you're on.

1154
00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:36,680
Speaker 2: The plot, but the job is done. That's the sweet spot.

1155
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:38,640
Speaker 1: That's one of those moments you're like, oh, if the

1156
00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:41,800
Speaker 1: fifteen year old version of me could see successful grown

1157
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:42,160
Speaker 1: up me.

1158
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:45,800
Speaker 5: Now, guys, G four's coming back.

1159
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:50,560
Speaker 1: Let's follow a job at must Submit and the dust off?

1160
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:51,840
Speaker 5: That that real?

1161
00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:56,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, the time we got to go to Vancouver and

1162
00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:57,800
Speaker 1: we were paid to go and it was just a

1163
00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:01,120
Speaker 1: day of me talking to some video game designers and

1164
00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:05,720
Speaker 1: then we didn't We just ride bikes in Vancouver for

1165
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:06,880
Speaker 1: ye the time.

1166
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:11,000
Speaker 6: We considered that among the three most fun weekends of

1167
00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:11,480
Speaker 6: my life.

1168
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, me too, Me too. That's why I bring it up. Yeah,

1169
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:17,880
Speaker 1: we had such a good time. Vancouver is so beautiful.

1170
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:19,080
Speaker 5: It is.

1171
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:22,360
Speaker 1: There's just an island, there's just a mountain with pine

1172
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:25,480
Speaker 1: trees and buildings coming out of it. It's like where

1173
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:27,320
Speaker 1: it seemed like another planet.

1174
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:30,480
Speaker 6: It was Karen's do you remember a best and worst

1175
00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:33,480
Speaker 6: field package that you had to preside over to.

1176
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:34,680
Speaker 2: Fucking walk you through?

1177
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:39,840
Speaker 4: Almost every single one we did because I had, you know,

1178
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:42,920
Speaker 4: we did feel pieces. I had two jobs before I

1179
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:47,400
Speaker 4: worked on The Ellen's talk show. And though when we

1180
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:50,800
Speaker 4: did field pieces on zach Alvin Akass's talk show, it

1181
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:54,880
Speaker 4: was as you would imagine, just mayhem. He would it

1182
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:56,320
Speaker 4: would be he'd be like, I'm going to put on

1183
00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:58,720
Speaker 4: this beehive wig and walk across the street to the

1184
00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:02,880
Speaker 4: Chinese food restaurant and see what happens. And he truly

1185
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:05,000
Speaker 4: was just trying to see what was going to happen

1186
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:07,840
Speaker 4: in public with him being weird, and he kind of

1187
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:11,000
Speaker 4: was open to whatever and was kind of game. But

1188
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:14,000
Speaker 4: when we started doing field pieces on Ellen, it was

1189
00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:17,160
Speaker 4: like we had to use a very specific amount of

1190
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:21,800
Speaker 4: allotted time in a space to its maximum capacity. So

1191
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:25,160
Speaker 4: because she would often be doing those shoots, like on

1192
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:28,479
Speaker 4: the Friday where we weren't shooting, so she wasn't getting

1193
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:29,680
Speaker 4: a day off, she would have to go and do

1194
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:31,680
Speaker 4: this field shoot. So the more work she had to

1195
00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:34,600
Speaker 4: do on the other side, like with everything else, those

1196
00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:37,720
Speaker 4: field shoots would get more and more. Like she would

1197
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:39,840
Speaker 4: show up and she would want to walk in and

1198
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:43,080
Speaker 4: it started, which makes perfect sense to me. It was

1199
00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:47,640
Speaker 4: really good lesson in fine tuning producing for the talent

1200
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:52,000
Speaker 4: because you're so uncomfortable in those situations. So there was

1201
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:54,160
Speaker 4: one where like the first one I think of was

1202
00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:57,920
Speaker 4: she was literally going from this field shoot to like

1203
00:59:58,120 --> 01:00:02,520
Speaker 4: an awards. She was hosting the Emmys or the Grammys,

1204
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:03,320
Speaker 4: or something like that.

1205
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:05,040
Speaker 2: So she literally had.

1206
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:06,880
Speaker 4: Two and a half hours or something and didn't want

1207
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:09,800
Speaker 4: to use all the time. And the bit was she

1208
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:12,360
Speaker 4: was going to get her bartending license at that bartending

1209
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:13,160
Speaker 4: school on Ventor.

1210
01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:15,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, this was a long time ago.

1211
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:15,800
Speaker 5: Sure.

1212
01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:18,840
Speaker 2: I wonder if you still worked there when we did.

1213
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:22,520
Speaker 6: This five piece I think, yeah, exactly one field segment

1214
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:24,480
Speaker 6: and it was at Universal Studios and I was the

1215
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:26,600
Speaker 6: guy who had to get the releases, so I had

1216
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:28,920
Speaker 6: to like find the people who and I think they

1217
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:32,200
Speaker 6: were like getting people and pulling them into a building

1218
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:33,640
Speaker 6: and giving them tvOS.

1219
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:35,880
Speaker 5: Does that sound right? I don't know that joke.

1220
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:39,959
Speaker 4: Yes, it was the joke of you get something for sure,

1221
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:42,640
Speaker 4: let's see you freak out, Yeah, and expect.

1222
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:44,280
Speaker 6: To get a TVO and now you have one and

1223
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:46,520
Speaker 6: now you're at Universal Studios and have to protect it

1224
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:47,440
Speaker 6: on water rides?

1225
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:50,360
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly. Can you rent a locker big enough for

1226
01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:50,960
Speaker 2: this tvo?

1227
01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:51,439
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1228
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 2: Or who's going to walk back to the car?

1229
01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:54,600
Speaker 5: Yeah I was.

1230
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:55,840
Speaker 2: I don't think I was on that one.

1231
01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:56,320
Speaker 5: Yeah I was.

1232
01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:59,440
Speaker 6: I was a PA on Ellen for a season, and yeah,

1233
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:01,040
Speaker 6: I had to get the release is signed for that,

1234
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:03,760
Speaker 6: and I don't think I went on any other field shoots.

1235
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:07,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was this one in this bartending school. It

1236
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:08,800
Speaker 4: was the kind of thing where she just kept looking

1237
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:12,000
Speaker 4: over at me, like what are we doing? And my

1238
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:12,919
Speaker 4: answer was just.

1239
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:14,520
Speaker 2: Like bartending school.

1240
01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:16,400
Speaker 4: But it was just like there was a bunch of

1241
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:19,000
Speaker 4: like kind of one off jokes, right and things. But

1242
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:22,040
Speaker 4: for the most part, it was just like it's a

1243
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:25,960
Speaker 4: one room place, you know what I mean. This school

1244
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:27,920
Speaker 4: they taught you how to bartend and then all the

1245
01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:32,240
Speaker 4: other students sat as the customers, and it was so

1246
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:34,960
Speaker 4: it was like prac it was playing bar, but then

1247
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:38,600
Speaker 4: people teaching you how to make drinks. But she wasn't

1248
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:40,360
Speaker 4: really going to get a real lesson. It was just

1249
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:42,960
Speaker 4: this kind of thing where it was like where where

1250
01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:45,840
Speaker 4: are the bits that were actually going to use that

1251
01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:48,520
Speaker 4: are going to make this thing it worth our time?

1252
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:51,120
Speaker 2: And it was really stressful.

1253
01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:53,960
Speaker 4: And when you're looking at things like that, for me,

1254
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:58,080
Speaker 4: immediately I'm like, nothing, none of this is worth it.

1255
01:01:57,560 --> 01:02:00,560
Speaker 4: I Like, I get so negative, and so yeah, then

1256
01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:02,080
Speaker 4: forget it. We shouldn't be doing it.

1257
01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:05,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, especially in a situation like that where there isn't

1258
01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:07,560
Speaker 1: a hallway or somewhere where you can go, you're just

1259
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:12,640
Speaker 1: in a room and there's nowhere. It was always important

1260
01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:15,640
Speaker 1: to me to have somewhere to hide. Yeah, just for

1261
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:18,520
Speaker 1: a met I would get so stressed out to the

1262
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:22,680
Speaker 1: point that my body became arthritic. I think that working

1263
01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:25,960
Speaker 1: on that show was really stressful for me. Now that

1264
01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:28,960
Speaker 1: I'm just I don't worry about much Now it's just

1265
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:31,720
Speaker 1: doing stand up. It's like I got a book, a flight,

1266
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:34,600
Speaker 1: or there's things I don't look forward to, but I

1267
01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:38,000
Speaker 1: don't break out in a sweat and start breathing heavily

1268
01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:39,840
Speaker 1: because of anything anymore.

1269
01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:42,960
Speaker 5: It's a that's good stressful business.

1270
01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:46,360
Speaker 6: With those types of things, there's always just the possibility

1271
01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:49,080
Speaker 6: that wherever you are, people will hate that you're.

1272
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:53,000
Speaker 5: There, you know. Yeah, sometimes it's fun for everybody, like especially.

1273
01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:54,600
Speaker 1: If you have a wig, or like the time we

1274
01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 1: were a redneck yodelers and at some music festival and

1275
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:03,440
Speaker 1: everyone I just remember being like, well, they're all gonna

1276
01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:05,920
Speaker 1: hate us. Yeah, it's definitely some content.

1277
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:10,320
Speaker 6: Definitely, the music festivals were tough because like, yeah, like musician,

1278
01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:13,520
Speaker 6: like obviously there's fun musicians like Mark McGrath.

1279
01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:15,880
Speaker 1: Sure, for example, it's so fun.

1280
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:21,080
Speaker 6: But yeah, sometimes you're just trying to like ring something

1281
01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:25,480
Speaker 6: you know out of Vampire Weekend who are just like

1282
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:31,440
Speaker 6: you know, stone faced music theorists who don't want to

1283
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:35,320
Speaker 6: say anything funny and like, yeah, yeah.

1284
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:36,479
Speaker 2: I also think there's that pressure too.

1285
01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:41,600
Speaker 4: I had these a couple times in my in when

1286
01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:43,760
Speaker 4: I was doing more performing, where I'd kind of be

1287
01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:46,560
Speaker 4: standing there and that feeling of pressure of like, you

1288
01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:49,320
Speaker 4: now have to make this something, and you know there

1289
01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:51,960
Speaker 4: are people your peers, and you've seen people do it

1290
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,480
Speaker 4: and they do it really well, so now it's your chance.

1291
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:58,880
Speaker 4: Except for that's not actually what. It's not like oh,

1292
01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:01,040
Speaker 4: all of a sudden it all goes great or whatever.

1293
01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:01,400
Speaker 2: It's like.

1294
01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:05,040
Speaker 4: It's usually a ton of planning, some memorization or at

1295
01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:07,560
Speaker 4: least like oh if we do this, we could do this.

1296
01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:10,080
Speaker 4: There's like a lot of fucking work that goes into

1297
01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:13,880
Speaker 4: it on top of being open to being kind of

1298
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:18,680
Speaker 4: like an improvisational mind. And it took me as a

1299
01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:22,040
Speaker 4: stand up comic forever to be like oh no, you yes,

1300
01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:25,000
Speaker 4: and it. You're not here to like win and shit

1301
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:27,960
Speaker 4: on people. You're here to, like, you know, make it

1302
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:31,880
Speaker 4: a big fun thing for everybody. It's you know, learning

1303
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:35,640
Speaker 4: those lessons like while you're standing there or definitely some

1304
01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:38,400
Speaker 4: of my least favorite memories of stuff like that.

1305
01:04:38,520 --> 01:04:40,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the one thing when I had to

1306
01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:42,960
Speaker 1: go to talk to someone before you would interview them

1307
01:04:43,040 --> 01:04:46,160
Speaker 1: or whatever. Producing in any way, that was always what

1308
01:04:46,280 --> 01:04:49,360
Speaker 1: I tell them, like, I'm gonna look stupid, and you're

1309
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:52,040
Speaker 1: gonna look I'm gonna I'm here to make myself look dumb,

1310
01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:56,160
Speaker 1: and you just get your information across and I'll be

1311
01:04:56,240 --> 01:04:58,720
Speaker 1: the butt of the joke, even if that's not what happened.

1312
01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:03,000
Speaker 1: But that's always just put them at ease in some way. Yeah,

1313
01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:07,160
Speaker 1: I don't miss it, but I miss saying you on

1314
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:09,560
Speaker 1: I always thought you were. The whole reason I brought

1315
01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:12,160
Speaker 1: it up is you were always so good on camera,

1316
01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:15,560
Speaker 1: and when you started like writing and creating these things

1317
01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:19,560
Speaker 1: where you're not on camera, I was like, oh, that's

1318
01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:22,240
Speaker 1: not Jordan wasn't into it as much as I would

1319
01:05:22,280 --> 01:05:25,520
Speaker 1: like the actual being on camera part. That's what I

1320
01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:28,400
Speaker 1: wanted out of fuel for some reason. It's like, oh,

1321
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:31,040
Speaker 1: you wanted that experience, But yeah, I had.

1322
01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:33,120
Speaker 6: So much fun with that stuff that we did, you know,

1323
01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:37,160
Speaker 6: snake snake bites aside and yeah, yeah, you know, bad

1324
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:39,480
Speaker 6: hotel rooms and stuff. But yeah, I don't know. I

1325
01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:42,439
Speaker 6: just never felt like, yeah, I don't know. I feel

1326
01:05:42,440 --> 01:05:46,280
Speaker 6: like when I write something, I feel good and satiated

1327
01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:48,360
Speaker 6: in a way that I never did being on camera.

1328
01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:50,440
Speaker 6: And I know that, like, yeah, it kind of felt

1329
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:52,960
Speaker 6: like the on camera stuff was like a snack I

1330
01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:55,480
Speaker 6: was eating, or a bag of chips, and then writing

1331
01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:56,840
Speaker 6: felt a little more like a meal.

1332
01:05:57,600 --> 01:05:59,000
Speaker 5: So it's the opposite to some people.

1333
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:01,760
Speaker 6: I know that, Like, yeah, like great performance makes you

1334
01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:04,440
Speaker 6: feel like you're you know, creatively satiated.

1335
01:06:04,520 --> 01:06:07,320
Speaker 1: But yeah, well stand out, Yeah, stand up does that

1336
01:06:07,520 --> 01:06:10,360
Speaker 1: for me. I that's my thing that.

1337
01:06:10,280 --> 01:06:12,479
Speaker 4: I but like when you you were just talking about

1338
01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:15,240
Speaker 4: the whole jack that it was the jackass era. Therefore

1339
01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:18,320
Speaker 4: these like the thing the orders that came down was

1340
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:21,160
Speaker 4: you guys had to be jackass too, Like when you're

1341
01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:25,560
Speaker 4: under those directives that are so almost anti creative because like,

1342
01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:27,640
Speaker 4: no one's going to do what.

1343
01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:29,240
Speaker 2: Fucking Johnny Knoxville is doing.

1344
01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:32,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's only going to feel like a ripoff, and

1345
01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:34,960
Speaker 4: you guys are the ones that have to be the

1346
01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:40,080
Speaker 4: like have to float that bad idea. I think performing

1347
01:06:40,120 --> 01:06:43,040
Speaker 4: for me really started to lose all of it's fun,

1348
01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:45,760
Speaker 4: or at least especially on camera, because I knew that

1349
01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:48,800
Speaker 4: a lot of it was coming from people who didn't

1350
01:06:48,920 --> 01:06:52,240
Speaker 4: understand what was funny or why things were good.

1351
01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:54,120
Speaker 2: It was just like do the thing.

1352
01:06:54,160 --> 01:06:57,520
Speaker 4: They're doing that thing, you know a lot of that thing,

1353
01:06:57,520 --> 01:06:59,760
Speaker 4: and that's like, oh, I can't do that for you,

1354
01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:03,400
Speaker 4: like make a viral video kind of directors where you're

1355
01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:05,480
Speaker 4: just like, it doesn't work, not.

1356
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:07,800
Speaker 6: What I have to be making a news story about

1357
01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:10,600
Speaker 6: stomping on grapes and then I have to accidentally fall down.

1358
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:13,480
Speaker 5: You can't, I know.

1359
01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:16,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm sure we were all like still seething about

1360
01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:18,160
Speaker 6: the times in our careers where someone has told us

1361
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:19,880
Speaker 6: to make a viral video.

1362
01:07:20,320 --> 01:07:22,560
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, oh my god.

1363
01:07:23,160 --> 01:07:25,560
Speaker 1: I think we can still be upset that we were

1364
01:07:26,160 --> 01:07:28,600
Speaker 1: just made to go to the dackass thing and get

1365
01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:31,360
Speaker 1: naked in front of them, like, hey, we're doing what

1366
01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:31,840
Speaker 1: you do?

1367
01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:32,360
Speaker 4: I know?

1368
01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:37,120
Speaker 5: My dance done? I mean yeah, I think I remember.

1369
01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:39,040
Speaker 1: Buying the Speedo's and everything, like.

1370
01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:41,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, we went to like deep West Hollywood, to like

1371
01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:44,840
Speaker 6: the West Hollywood club zone and like bought nice you know,

1372
01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:51,400
Speaker 6: bought international mail. Yeah yeah, oh god, And yeah that

1373
01:07:51,520 --> 01:07:53,760
Speaker 6: was a thing too of just like and I think

1374
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:56,800
Speaker 6: in my in our experience, I always found the jackass

1375
01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:59,720
Speaker 6: guys to be very nice. I think they're nice, appreciative

1376
01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:03,080
Speaker 6: of of the fact that they've gotten famous from, you know,

1377
01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:08,439
Speaker 6: being shot out of a porta potty. Yeah, but yeah,

1378
01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:11,280
Speaker 6: I think that was as like creative as our network got.

1379
01:08:11,480 --> 01:08:14,160
Speaker 5: Was just like, do a jackass. Go to go go

1380
01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:17,719
Speaker 5: talk to the jackasses, and you do a jackass too. Okay, yeah,

1381
01:08:18,400 --> 01:08:19,640
Speaker 5: do a jackass.

1382
01:08:19,960 --> 01:08:22,559
Speaker 4: But I do think it's a good place to I

1383
01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:26,960
Speaker 4: think those jobs and those scenarios are the thing that

1384
01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:32,320
Speaker 4: like it teaches you almost like permanent lessons. Like once

1385
01:08:32,360 --> 01:08:35,799
Speaker 4: you get through one of the furry go cart days,

1386
01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:37,920
Speaker 4: then the next one you go to you're just like,

1387
01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:40,720
Speaker 4: oh wait, no, ABCD, we know how to do this because.

1388
01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:42,880
Speaker 6: Sure the ins and the outs here, we'll get this

1389
01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:44,800
Speaker 6: guy to say something. We'll do two of these and

1390
01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:45,360
Speaker 6: then we're out.

1391
01:08:45,439 --> 01:08:45,759
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1392
01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:50,559
Speaker 4: So yeah, yeah, your lessons become uh, it's like for

1393
01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:53,120
Speaker 4: your own preservation. But then it's like, I think that's

1394
01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:55,240
Speaker 4: it's like it was a weird thing to me and

1395
01:08:55,280 --> 01:08:57,240
Speaker 4: a sad thing to me to be like, oh, I

1396
01:08:57,280 --> 01:09:01,040
Speaker 4: actually do not aspire to be on camera anymore, because

1397
01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:03,760
Speaker 4: it really isn't the thing I made up when I

1398
01:09:03,880 --> 01:09:06,040
Speaker 4: was nine and thought that's what I wanted for the

1399
01:09:06,040 --> 01:09:08,280
Speaker 4: rest of my life. It's this whole other thing, which

1400
01:09:08,320 --> 01:09:13,840
Speaker 4: is be jackass, give us jackass results. However, you can

1401
01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:15,680
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, that whole idea where it's

1402
01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:19,519
Speaker 4: just like, yeah, I'm not this is a this is

1403
01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:23,320
Speaker 4: for someone for someone else, I'm like too much of

1404
01:09:23,360 --> 01:09:25,720
Speaker 4: a I don't know. I think it's a very specific

1405
01:09:25,840 --> 01:09:27,839
Speaker 4: and very important ability.

1406
01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:31,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sensitive about like, I care too much about

1407
01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:34,400
Speaker 1: what other people think that I can't just be thrown

1408
01:09:34,439 --> 01:09:37,080
Speaker 1: in those situations. It's bad for my health.

1409
01:09:38,160 --> 01:09:38,920
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1410
01:09:39,280 --> 01:09:41,080
Speaker 2: So do you guys have to do red carpet?

1411
01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:44,719
Speaker 4: Like the red carpet where you were jostling against other

1412
01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:46,040
Speaker 4: reporters type of stuff.

1413
01:09:46,439 --> 01:09:46,759
Speaker 5: Totally.

1414
01:09:48,520 --> 01:09:52,080
Speaker 1: Some guy said something to Jordan and he goes, ooh, Hollywood,

1415
01:09:52,120 --> 01:09:57,240
Speaker 1: big shot making some threats and it was like a

1416
01:09:57,479 --> 01:10:00,280
Speaker 1: Brian Grays, I don't know who. It was, like Michael

1417
01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:05,080
Speaker 1: Bay type. Do you remember saying that that's funny? It

1418
01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:08,120
Speaker 1: was really funny. And he he looked at you and

1419
01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:12,160
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, this guy saw through me and he's right,

1420
01:10:12,720 --> 01:10:16,240
Speaker 1: and he just kind of smiled in abniration and then

1421
01:10:16,320 --> 01:10:19,439
Speaker 1: then walked away. It was pretty great. Yeah, but I

1422
01:10:19,439 --> 01:10:24,080
Speaker 1: have all Jordan's I can't remember what he did say

1423
01:10:24,280 --> 01:10:28,080
Speaker 1: in a jokey way, like I will have you killed

1424
01:10:28,960 --> 01:10:31,639
Speaker 1: because I'm a big movie guy. That was his joke,

1425
01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:36,280
Speaker 1: and Jordan's like, oh, Hollywood, big shot made some threats.

1426
01:10:36,680 --> 01:10:39,040
Speaker 1: Jordan just thought it was a good out for that.

1427
01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:43,120
Speaker 6: And that's like we were doing this right, you know,

1428
01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:45,640
Speaker 6: right on the cusp of when one could be canceled.

1429
01:10:46,360 --> 01:10:48,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I think people were like.

1430
01:10:48,439 --> 01:10:51,800
Speaker 6: Really fine just being dicks to us because you know,

1431
01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:55,760
Speaker 6: there was no yeah, the threat of like what a

1432
01:10:55,800 --> 01:10:59,880
Speaker 6: dick you are leak in wasn't there. So yeah, definitely

1433
01:11:00,080 --> 01:11:04,160
Speaker 6: I think we experienced, like, you know, a kind of

1434
01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:09,519
Speaker 6: pre pre social media level of dickishness that maybe hopefully

1435
01:11:09,560 --> 01:11:12,240
Speaker 6: people don't have anymore, but you know, I'm sure I

1436
01:11:12,360 --> 01:11:13,160
Speaker 6: do in secret.

1437
01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:17,240
Speaker 4: But yeah, that just reminds me if I may share,

1438
01:11:17,560 --> 01:11:21,240
Speaker 4: I did remember on the positive side, please please mind share.

1439
01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:23,439
Speaker 2: The one that I did.

1440
01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:27,120
Speaker 4: Love was on Zach Galafanax's talk show, I believe it's

1441
01:11:27,120 --> 01:11:30,000
Speaker 4: called Late World. With Zach, we did a thing where

1442
01:11:30,080 --> 01:11:33,120
Speaker 4: we sent like a pa or like a field ap

1443
01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:36,880
Speaker 4: to the red carp to real red carpets, and he

1444
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:39,960
Speaker 4: asked people questions that were all just on a list

1445
01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:42,799
Speaker 4: we gave him, so he wasn't trying to be funny.

1446
01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:45,880
Speaker 4: He was just reading shit, but they were all kind

1447
01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:49,559
Speaker 4: of assy questions, and we would do it to get

1448
01:11:50,160 --> 01:11:52,760
Speaker 4: like people going like what what did you just say?

1449
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:58,679
Speaker 4: And then we would intercut it with with Zach standing

1450
01:11:58,680 --> 01:12:00,960
Speaker 4: next to the dumpster, and it would be like, it's

1451
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:03,760
Speaker 4: another red carpet whatever. And it was the stupid thing

1452
01:12:03,800 --> 01:12:06,360
Speaker 4: where clearly they were the two people were not actually

1453
01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:10,040
Speaker 4: talking to each other, right, and it was all just setups.

1454
01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:15,360
Speaker 4: But we were basically just intentionally fucking with mid level

1455
01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:20,400
Speaker 4: celebrities so we could get their negative reactions. I can't

1456
01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:23,519
Speaker 4: explain it, but there was one where Ben Affleck literally

1457
01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:26,400
Speaker 4: was threatening to beat the shit out of this ap.

1458
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:29,440
Speaker 2: He's like, you think you're fucking funny. You think you're funny.

1459
01:12:29,120 --> 01:12:31,559
Speaker 4: Guy, and like this whole thing, we're like, oh my god,

1460
01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:32,480
Speaker 4: this is perfect.

1461
01:12:33,240 --> 01:12:34,439
Speaker 2: It was so shitty.

1462
01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:37,280
Speaker 4: It was so shitty of us as a comedy show

1463
01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:39,880
Speaker 4: to just be like, here's the comedy. You're pissed, like,

1464
01:12:39,960 --> 01:12:42,760
Speaker 4: that's so cheap, But it was. I loved it so

1465
01:12:42,840 --> 01:12:45,920
Speaker 4: much because you're right, that was this era. Where on

1466
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:48,960
Speaker 4: those red carpets, it's like, how dare you speak to me?

1467
01:12:49,240 --> 01:12:51,800
Speaker 4: It is me the star or whatever, which I feel

1468
01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:54,679
Speaker 4: like no one would have the guts to do anymore

1469
01:12:54,760 --> 01:12:57,639
Speaker 4: unless they were like literally still ben Affleck, I think.

1470
01:12:57,479 --> 01:13:00,559
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, because they think it'll go viral, And you're right,

1471
01:13:00,640 --> 01:13:02,360
Speaker 7: I think when you would, you know, when we did

1472
01:13:02,439 --> 01:13:05,800
Speaker 7: enough of those, there were just a like there was

1473
01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:10,200
Speaker 7: just a little swath of yeah, like B B list

1474
01:13:10,320 --> 01:13:13,439
Speaker 7: people that just turned you know, whether they were in

1475
01:13:13,479 --> 01:13:14,200
Speaker 7: the movie or not.

1476
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:19,680
Speaker 6: Like Jeremy Pivens, assistant from Entourage, just with that everything,

1477
01:13:19,720 --> 01:13:22,519
Speaker 6: whether he was in it or not. And yeah, you

1478
01:13:22,520 --> 01:13:25,559
Speaker 6: could always kind of like rely on him for like

1479
01:13:25,880 --> 01:13:26,600
Speaker 6: a SoundBite.

1480
01:13:26,640 --> 01:13:28,280
Speaker 5: He kind of like he's like, this is my thing.

1481
01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:29,840
Speaker 6: I'm going to go to these and I'm going to

1482
01:13:29,960 --> 01:13:33,679
Speaker 6: like be like a little funnier than everybody else here.

1483
01:13:34,240 --> 01:13:37,479
Speaker 5: Alec Mappa, right, Oh gosh, I forget that. I forget

1484
01:13:37,479 --> 01:13:37,840
Speaker 5: his name.

1485
01:13:37,920 --> 01:13:41,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think that I didn't. I didn't watch,

1486
01:13:42,280 --> 01:13:45,240
Speaker 2: but if it is I would, I would.

1487
01:13:45,320 --> 01:13:50,080
Speaker 5: I would. Caring you didn't watch Entourage, I'm shocking, mat.

1488
01:13:52,920 --> 01:13:55,720
Speaker 4: I just the first time I watched on any of

1489
01:13:55,960 --> 01:14:01,280
Speaker 4: Entourage was when Gillo ZERI did the Entourage.

1490
01:14:00,760 --> 01:14:03,320
Speaker 2: A thon, which was him.

1491
01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:05,759
Speaker 4: It was one of the first streaming things I ever watched,

1492
01:14:06,439 --> 01:14:11,240
Speaker 4: and it was him watching every season of Entourage in

1493
01:14:11,320 --> 01:14:14,320
Speaker 4: a row without going to sleep for as long as

1494
01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:17,479
Speaker 4: it took. And then it led up to him getting

1495
01:14:17,520 --> 01:14:20,439
Speaker 4: in a limo and going to the premiere of the

1496
01:14:20,640 --> 01:14:21,800
Speaker 4: Entourage movie.

1497
01:14:21,920 --> 01:14:25,920
Speaker 2: And it was so fucking funny because it was him,

1498
01:14:26,120 --> 01:14:27,120
Speaker 2: it was Adam Palley.

1499
01:14:27,720 --> 01:14:30,840
Speaker 4: It was they had like an improv or a like

1500
01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:33,360
Speaker 4: a sketch group together or whatever, so they had all

1501
01:14:33,360 --> 01:14:36,360
Speaker 4: these funny people that were from their you know group

1502
01:14:36,439 --> 01:14:38,600
Speaker 4: or whatever, some of the funniest people and they just

1503
01:14:38,640 --> 01:14:42,479
Speaker 4: sat there watching Entourage and riffing and it was fucking

1504
01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:45,599
Speaker 4: the best. And it made me because I was basically

1505
01:14:45,640 --> 01:14:48,200
Speaker 4: watching it with them. I turned it on and then

1506
01:14:48,280 --> 01:14:50,639
Speaker 4: like was watching the same episode so that their riffing

1507
01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:53,240
Speaker 4: made sense to me, so I could see the whole thing.

1508
01:14:53,920 --> 01:14:56,280
Speaker 4: It was delightful. It was so funny. So then I

1509
01:14:56,360 --> 01:14:59,840
Speaker 4: kind of weirdly very much got to know the entoura

1510
01:15:00,160 --> 01:15:04,639
Speaker 4: you embarrassingly so, but it was really good.

1511
01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:07,320
Speaker 1: I never I wouldn't watch it out of spite because

1512
01:15:07,320 --> 01:15:09,639
Speaker 1: I had a callback for Turtle and I didn't get it,

1513
01:15:11,040 --> 01:15:11,639
Speaker 1: very upset.

1514
01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:12,880
Speaker 5: Thank god I didn't.

1515
01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:16,759
Speaker 6: There's an alternate universe where Chris Fairbanks was Turtle, yeah.

1516
01:15:16,680 --> 01:15:18,719
Speaker 5: Wearing a backwards kengl hat.

1517
01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:21,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, that could have been me, could have hard owner

1518
01:15:21,880 --> 01:15:23,519
Speaker 1: of Fat Seals or whatever.

1519
01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:27,439
Speaker 2: I love that idea that if you got the part,

1520
01:15:27,520 --> 01:15:28,559
Speaker 2: you just get everything.

1521
01:15:28,840 --> 01:15:33,320
Speaker 5: I want to do that. I just want a sandwich tycoon.

1522
01:15:33,600 --> 01:15:37,400
Speaker 1: That's what you get. And I moved to Los Angeles. Uh,

1523
01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:41,960
Speaker 1: talk about bubble the book? Is this the This is

1524
01:15:42,040 --> 01:15:48,160
Speaker 1: still a graphic novel, right, that's gonna have comic book illustrations.

1525
01:15:48,360 --> 01:15:49,559
Speaker 5: Yes, listen.

1526
01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:53,479
Speaker 6: I know I spent a portion of this show dicking

1527
01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:56,040
Speaker 6: on people who work in comic books.

1528
01:15:56,200 --> 01:15:57,720
Speaker 5: I know I almost brought it up then.

1529
01:15:59,280 --> 01:16:01,840
Speaker 6: Coming on, I mean to see my good friends, of course,

1530
01:16:01,880 --> 01:16:05,120
Speaker 6: but also to promote a comic book slash graphic novel.

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01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:07,960
Speaker 6: So maybe I had made my me I made a

1532
01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:09,200
Speaker 6: mistake earlier in the show.

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01:16:09,280 --> 01:16:11,720
Speaker 5: I don't know. We did bleep it all out of

1534
01:16:11,720 --> 01:16:14,559
Speaker 5: it with whole section. I should say.

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01:16:14,640 --> 01:16:17,240
Speaker 6: There are a lot of lovely comic book stores and

1536
01:16:17,280 --> 01:16:21,360
Speaker 6: comic bookstore employees. If you're in the LA area Secret headquarters,

1537
01:16:21,400 --> 01:16:24,040
Speaker 6: talk to Julie. She gives great recommendations. Some of the

1538
01:16:24,040 --> 01:16:26,040
Speaker 6: books that I still read today I got from the

1539
01:16:26,040 --> 01:16:29,000
Speaker 6: first time I went there. So there are a lot

1540
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:32,960
Speaker 6: of lovely comic book people amongst the chunky jewelry.

1541
01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:35,360
Speaker 2: A thousand percent.

1542
01:16:35,439 --> 01:16:37,360
Speaker 4: I feel like when you're good, you're great at a

1543
01:16:37,439 --> 01:16:40,920
Speaker 4: comic bookstore, because you are. If you're the person that's

1544
01:16:40,960 --> 01:16:45,599
Speaker 4: helping the new be Weirdo Weekender and you're actually doing it,

1545
01:16:45,720 --> 01:16:49,160
Speaker 4: you're like love can build a bridge. Absolutely, you're really

1546
01:16:49,160 --> 01:16:52,120
Speaker 4: doing some work that can be a very influential person.

1547
01:16:52,680 --> 01:16:55,040
Speaker 4: Comic books are lovely. I have read them my whole life.

1548
01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:58,439
Speaker 4: I am glad that I have them in my life,

1549
01:16:58,520 --> 01:16:59,920
Speaker 4: and I am glad I got to make one.

1550
01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:01,160
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1551
01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:05,479
Speaker 6: So Bubble the podcast Chris mentioned earlier in the show.

1552
01:17:06,080 --> 01:17:08,519
Speaker 6: It is a sci fi comedy. It's kind of like

1553
01:17:08,640 --> 01:17:11,360
Speaker 6: the Elevator Pitch would be Search Party meets Guardians of

1554
01:17:11,400 --> 01:17:15,479
Speaker 6: the Galaxy. It's these kind of like you know, down

1555
01:17:15,560 --> 01:17:19,040
Speaker 6: and out hipsters in this bubble city and they have

1556
01:17:19,120 --> 01:17:21,840
Speaker 6: to like participate in this kind of hunger games, life

1557
01:17:21,840 --> 01:17:25,920
Speaker 6: and death gig economy to survive. Yeah, we did it

1558
01:17:25,960 --> 01:17:28,679
Speaker 6: as a podcast and now the graphic novel is coming out.

1559
01:17:28,800 --> 01:17:31,920
Speaker 6: So I wrote the script with a great comedy writer

1560
01:17:32,040 --> 01:17:35,479
Speaker 6: named Sarah Morgan. The art is done by Tony Cliff,

1561
01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:38,160
Speaker 6: who is a great comic book artist who is known

1562
01:17:38,200 --> 01:17:41,880
Speaker 6: for the Delilah Dirk series if anybody reads those. Our

1563
01:17:41,920 --> 01:17:44,799
Speaker 6: colors are done by Natalie Reese who does the Dungeon

1564
01:17:44,840 --> 01:17:49,200
Speaker 6: Critters series. And yeah, it was like an awesome team.

1565
01:17:49,240 --> 01:17:51,599
Speaker 6: I've always like wanted to try to make a comic

1566
01:17:51,640 --> 01:17:54,600
Speaker 6: book and this was so much fun. Like you know,

1567
01:17:54,640 --> 01:17:58,000
Speaker 6: if you know Tony's work is like characters are so

1568
01:17:58,120 --> 01:18:01,040
Speaker 6: expressive and beautiful, but also his like fighting is great,

1569
01:18:01,360 --> 01:18:05,439
Speaker 6: and like Natalie chose this like psychedelic color pattern for it,

1570
01:18:05,520 --> 01:18:08,240
Speaker 6: so a lot of it's like on these alien planets

1571
01:18:08,240 --> 01:18:11,519
Speaker 6: and she chose these like bright Jack Kirby colors and

1572
01:18:11,600 --> 01:18:14,880
Speaker 6: everything looks really trippy and cool. And yeah, and my

1573
01:18:14,920 --> 01:18:17,800
Speaker 6: writing partner Sarah is just so funny, and yeah, we

1574
01:18:17,920 --> 01:18:20,200
Speaker 6: got to just kind of like fill the thing with jokes.

1575
01:18:20,240 --> 01:18:21,120
Speaker 5: It's for grown ups.

1576
01:18:21,120 --> 01:18:23,639
Speaker 6: There's a lot of sex jokes, and there's a lots

1577
01:18:24,479 --> 01:18:27,840
Speaker 6: and robots and monsters and aliens and all that good stuff.

1578
01:18:27,880 --> 01:18:31,960
Speaker 1: It's a totally new material from the podcast or is

1579
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:32,719
Speaker 1: it based It's.

1580
01:18:33,120 --> 01:18:35,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, it is kind of like it is kind of

1581
01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:38,639
Speaker 6: a lot of the stuff from the podcast, but some

1582
01:18:38,880 --> 01:18:43,360
Speaker 6: new stuff, a different ending. Yeah, I think we kind

1583
01:18:43,360 --> 01:18:45,800
Speaker 6: of wanted it to be something that like podcast fans

1584
01:18:45,840 --> 01:18:48,400
Speaker 6: could get and feel like they were getting some new

1585
01:18:48,439 --> 01:18:51,760
Speaker 6: material but also sees some of the stuff they loved

1586
01:18:51,760 --> 01:18:54,040
Speaker 6: from the podcast. And yeah, and we definitely want to

1587
01:18:54,080 --> 01:18:57,120
Speaker 6: make it like new reader friendly, so like, yeah, if

1588
01:18:57,120 --> 01:18:59,639
Speaker 6: you haven't heard the podcast, if you don't read comics,

1589
01:18:59,640 --> 01:19:02,559
Speaker 6: there's like no barrier to entry. You can just pick

1590
01:19:02,600 --> 01:19:04,880
Speaker 6: it up. It's a complete story. So yeah, we kind

1591
01:19:04,880 --> 01:19:07,080
Speaker 6: of like wanted to make it with like all those different,

1592
01:19:07,600 --> 01:19:10,240
Speaker 6: you know, groups of people in mind.

1593
01:19:10,960 --> 01:19:11,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm excited.

1594
01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:12,519
Speaker 2: That sounds awesome.

1595
01:19:12,640 --> 01:19:16,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's very exciting. I just loved the podcast just

1596
01:19:16,360 --> 01:19:19,919
Speaker 1: the way of matter of fact they describe these action scenes,

1597
01:19:21,240 --> 01:19:24,559
Speaker 1: and now that you get to actually look at a

1598
01:19:24,720 --> 01:19:28,200
Speaker 1: really cool drawing of them, that's that to me is exciting.

1599
01:19:28,280 --> 01:19:31,200
Speaker 1: It would just be a totally different, cool way to

1600
01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:33,559
Speaker 1: experience it. I'm excited about it.

1601
01:19:33,960 --> 01:19:34,559
Speaker 5: Yeah, it is.

1602
01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:37,280
Speaker 6: It comes out on July thirteenth, but if you're listening

1603
01:19:37,280 --> 01:19:39,960
Speaker 6: to this before July thirteenth, you can pre order it.

1604
01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:42,479
Speaker 5: Pre Orders are really like helpful for books. So if

1605
01:19:42,520 --> 01:19:43,000
Speaker 5: this sounds like.

1606
01:19:43,160 --> 01:19:47,439
Speaker 1: Oh right, well that's how you yeah get that? Is it?

1607
01:19:47,479 --> 01:19:48,160
Speaker 5: Street cred?

1608
01:19:48,640 --> 01:19:48,840
Speaker 1: No?

1609
01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:51,799
Speaker 5: No, I think how you get a sequel from your publisher?

1610
01:19:52,760 --> 01:19:57,160
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, publisher cred but publisher on the streets, yes,

1611
01:19:57,400 --> 01:19:59,480
Speaker 1: and cred in the sheets.

1612
01:20:01,439 --> 01:20:02,559
Speaker 2: Do you think you?

1613
01:20:02,920 --> 01:20:05,800
Speaker 4: Yeah? So wait if they want to pre order the

1614
01:20:06,600 --> 01:20:08,800
Speaker 4: graphic novel is called Bubble as well, it is?

1615
01:20:08,920 --> 01:20:11,040
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, I think if you call your local like

1616
01:20:11,120 --> 01:20:14,240
Speaker 6: indie bookstore or your local comic book store where a cool,

1617
01:20:14,360 --> 01:20:18,879
Speaker 6: nice person works, Yeah, you and you just say bubble

1618
01:20:18,960 --> 01:20:21,840
Speaker 6: Jordan Morris, Sarah Morgan, Tony Cliff, one of those people,

1619
01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:24,519
Speaker 6: they'll pre order it up for you and they'll be

1620
01:20:24,600 --> 01:20:26,120
Speaker 6: there on July thirteenth.

1621
01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:26,559
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1622
01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:30,320
Speaker 4: Nice and a good way to support local indie comic

1623
01:20:30,320 --> 01:20:32,280
Speaker 4: book stores and independent bookstores.

1624
01:20:32,360 --> 01:20:33,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, totally, you can.

1625
01:20:33,400 --> 01:20:36,000
Speaker 6: You can get it through all of your various online

1626
01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:39,519
Speaker 6: market places. But yeah, definitely. You know, I know those

1627
01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:41,880
Speaker 6: you know, indie bookstores and comic book stores kind of

1628
01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:44,080
Speaker 6: had a had a tough pandemic. I know a lot

1629
01:20:44,080 --> 01:20:47,720
Speaker 6: of that is one of the businesses that were kind

1630
01:20:47,720 --> 01:20:53,120
Speaker 6: of inordinately fucked during all this. So yeah, yes, if

1631
01:20:53,160 --> 01:20:55,680
Speaker 6: you can do a nice pre order from them. They

1632
01:20:55,680 --> 01:20:57,559
Speaker 6: would really appreciate it, and so they.

1633
01:20:57,400 --> 01:21:01,600
Speaker 5: Can afford their chunky jewelry. Right right back to the

1634
01:21:03,280 --> 01:21:06,080
Speaker 5: ponytail wax with.

1635
01:21:08,479 --> 01:21:12,280
Speaker 4: A stack of bubble graphic novels wrapped in plastic sitting

1636
01:21:12,280 --> 01:21:14,400
Speaker 4: in the corner. No one will open them, no one

1637
01:21:14,439 --> 01:21:15,679
Speaker 4: will put them on the shelves.

1638
01:21:16,720 --> 01:21:20,600
Speaker 5: He made fun of our jewelry, my necklace.

1639
01:21:20,720 --> 01:21:21,800
Speaker 2: My mom bought this from me.

1640
01:21:22,439 --> 01:21:27,200
Speaker 1: She bought me this medallion skull. Well, I'm very excited

1641
01:21:27,240 --> 01:21:30,559
Speaker 1: for you, Jordan. That's that's great. I can't wait to

1642
01:21:30,640 --> 01:21:31,560
Speaker 1: read it myself.

1643
01:21:32,040 --> 01:21:35,000
Speaker 4: It's such a cool Do you think you do more

1644
01:21:35,960 --> 01:21:38,000
Speaker 4: in the graphic or in the comic book?

1645
01:21:38,200 --> 01:21:40,719
Speaker 2: Vein more work project?

1646
01:21:40,840 --> 01:21:46,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, let's yes, I I I would like to and

1647
01:21:47,160 --> 01:21:49,880
Speaker 6: hope to and maybe I am, but can't say it.

1648
01:21:50,520 --> 01:21:54,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's that street cred I was talking about it.

1649
01:21:54,920 --> 01:22:01,320
Speaker 6: Who knows people have signed, But yes, comics is very

1650
01:22:01,560 --> 01:22:02,200
Speaker 6: very fun.

1651
01:22:02,360 --> 01:22:03,360
Speaker 5: I really love it.

1652
01:22:03,439 --> 01:22:08,360
Speaker 6: Like comics people are very nice people and they're sweet nerds,

1653
01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:09,960
Speaker 6: and everybody does it for the love.

1654
01:22:10,120 --> 01:22:11,320
Speaker 5: Like there's not a.

1655
01:22:11,280 --> 01:22:12,880
Speaker 6: Ton of money in it, so people are just doing

1656
01:22:12,880 --> 01:22:15,479
Speaker 6: it because they love it, and it really shows. It

1657
01:22:15,560 --> 01:22:18,720
Speaker 6: is so fucking fun, especially if you like have a

1658
01:22:18,760 --> 01:22:20,600
Speaker 6: pro kind of holding your hand, which I did. I

1659
01:22:20,600 --> 01:22:22,479
Speaker 6: had a lot of great pros holding my hand while

1660
01:22:22,520 --> 01:22:25,040
Speaker 6: I tried it, So it was really really nice.

1661
01:22:25,120 --> 01:22:26,800
Speaker 5: So that's very cool.

1662
01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:30,400
Speaker 1: I'm so excited for your future life. Jordan Morris.

1663
01:22:30,760 --> 01:22:34,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, we believe in you and you're swimming in your comics.

1664
01:22:34,920 --> 01:22:41,519
Speaker 5: I've always believed in him. Yes, thank me first, say

1665
01:22:41,560 --> 01:22:44,320
Speaker 5: what you believe me? And say who did it first?

1666
01:22:44,520 --> 01:22:46,880
Speaker 4: Well, it really actually freaked me out earlier when Chris

1667
01:22:47,560 --> 01:22:51,360
Speaker 4: was saying you're you basically got him into podcasting because

1668
01:22:51,479 --> 01:22:55,080
Speaker 4: you the word podcasting I'd never heard before and you

1669
01:22:55,120 --> 01:22:58,400
Speaker 4: invited me on Jordan Jesse go and it was like

1670
01:22:58,760 --> 01:23:01,400
Speaker 4: in this very time or I didn't know what I

1671
01:23:01,439 --> 01:23:03,439
Speaker 4: was doing or whatever, and it was truly just like

1672
01:23:03,600 --> 01:23:07,040
Speaker 4: a what okay, Like in my of course natural instinct,

1673
01:23:07,040 --> 01:23:08,640
Speaker 4: Wou'd be like, no, thanks, I don't know what that

1674
01:23:08,760 --> 01:23:12,400
Speaker 4: is and I'm not going to find out, so and yeah,

1675
01:23:12,520 --> 01:23:16,479
Speaker 4: and instead you're highly recommended and then you know, and then.

1676
01:23:16,320 --> 01:23:20,360
Speaker 2: It was like oh what a world, Yeah to get

1677
01:23:20,439 --> 01:23:21,000
Speaker 2: introduced to.

1678
01:23:21,280 --> 01:23:25,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks for changing our lives for the better. Jordan Morris.

1679
01:23:25,080 --> 01:23:26,840
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, man, happy to help.

1680
01:23:27,439 --> 01:23:33,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well you're welcome to help. You've been listening to

1681
01:23:33,479 --> 01:23:36,280
Speaker 1: Do you need a ride? D y n A R

1682
01:23:36,520 --> 01:23:37,519
Speaker 1: A R R.

1683
01:23:41,920 --> 01:23:42,759
Speaker 3: Are leaving?

1684
01:23:43,400 --> 01:23:43,639
Speaker 5: You?

1685
01:23:43,680 --> 01:23:46,920
Speaker 2: Wanna way back? Either way we.

1686
01:23:47,000 --> 01:23:52,719
Speaker 3: Want to be there, doesn't matter how much baggage you clean.

1687
01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:58,240
Speaker 3: Give us time and the German on and Gabe, do.

1688
01:23:58,360 --> 01:24:03,360
Speaker 2: You want to send you off? Inside? Le wanna welcome

1689
01:24:03,439 --> 01:24:04,479
Speaker 2: you back home?

1690
01:24:06,280 --> 01:24:07,680
Speaker 1: Tell us all about it.

1691
01:24:07,840 --> 01:24:08,680
Speaker 2: We scared her?

1692
01:24:08,880 --> 01:24:10,599
Speaker 3: Was it fine?

1693
01:24:11,560 --> 01:24:12,200
Speaker 2: Melbourne?

1694
01:24:28,120 --> 01:24:29,439
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1695
01:24:30,160 --> 01:24:31,519
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

1696
01:24:32,120 --> 01:24:33,439
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1697
01:24:34,080 --> 01:24:37,400
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1698
01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:41,360
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1699
01:24:41,960 --> 01:24:42,679
Speaker 5: Do you need

1700
01:24:49,200 --> 01:24:50,120
Speaker 1: With Karen and Chris