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Speaker 2: Aw from Braiden.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, Hey, what's up?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I actually got through to you.
Speaker 1: I am so excited to be talking to you. Braiden.
Speaker 1: What's going on? How's life, How's how's it hanging. Oh
Speaker 1: my guy, not.
Speaker 2: Much, not much. Uh got back with my girlfriend recently,
Speaker 2: trying to find a job. Uh, just trying to look
Speaker 2: like an idiot in front of eight hundred people.
Speaker 1: Why you're trying to look like what are you saying
Speaker 1: that you are afraid of looking like an idiot talking
Speaker 1: on this on this show.
Speaker 2: Yes, no, I I've seen you a couple of good times,
Speaker 2: try to call in. So finally my turn to be
Speaker 2: in front of the eight hundreds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, it's weird. I always forget that anyone is
Speaker 1: like actually listening to these conversations, because, uh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I I it's where I am in a room. I'm
Speaker 1: in a room alone right now. There are no people
Speaker 1: in this building that I am in. It's just so
Speaker 1: to you.
Speaker 2: It's just sitting here talking to a person. Forgetting that
Speaker 2: eight hundred others are watching.
Speaker 1: You're not You're not even a person. You're just a voice.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, I'm just a disembodied voice for you.
Speaker 1: What's your name again, Brian Braiden? Braiden, All right, well
Speaker 1: let me ask you a question. Is there anything in
Speaker 1: particular that you wanted to talk about tonight?
Speaker 2: You're not let's see, do I want to tell eight
Speaker 2: hundred people my world, biggest mistake I ever made.
Speaker 1: Your biggest mistake you ever made? Okay, I mean we
Speaker 1: can get into that if you desire.
Speaker 2: Wow shit, I mean yeah, better than real therapy.
Speaker 1: You're you're free, Well, yes, there's yeah, sure, I guess
Speaker 1: it's free.
Speaker 2: But okay, yeah no. Uh so I cheated on my
Speaker 2: girlfriend and she's back with me. I don't know how
Speaker 2: I got that lucky. Okay, yeah, No, made a big mistake.
Speaker 2: Went went to the movies to see Cocaine Bear and
Speaker 2: ended up making one of the biggest mistakes I ever made.
Speaker 1: How okay, how did you going to see Cocaine Bear
Speaker 1: involve you cheating on your girlfriend?
Speaker 2: So I went to the movies to see Cocaine Bear,
Speaker 2: and I ended up donating blood. Irrelevant, but I gave
Speaker 2: blood the first pass, went into the movies.
Speaker 1: Started watching Hold on what you know? Actually, don't you
Speaker 1: tell me the full start. I'll save my questions for
Speaker 1: the end.
Speaker 2: About second. It all leads up to itself. It all
Speaker 2: leads up to itself. So I'm going to the movies
Speaker 2: watching the movie. It's boring as all shit. Cannot get
Speaker 2: into the movie. It's just people's drama. I'm here for
Speaker 2: a bear on cocaine, tomall people. So I decided to
Speaker 2: get up, leave the movie. I'm you know, I'm done
Speaker 2: with it. So I go into the bathroom and an
Speaker 2: opportunity pops up. I don't know why, but I was
Speaker 2: excited and terrified, and I took the man up on
Speaker 2: the offer and he dropped his pants. I started giving
Speaker 2: him a blowjob, and then about halfway through it all
Speaker 2: kind of clicked into my head of oh God, what
Speaker 2: am I doing. I'm a fucking idiot, and then I
Speaker 2: promptly said I'm leaving and ran the hell out, sprinted home,
Speaker 2: got from my car, took a shower, kind of just
Speaker 2: felt pity, and then told her about month or two later,
Speaker 2: and then she broke up with me and then got
Speaker 2: back with me.
Speaker 1: Okay, so let me get this straight. You donated you
Speaker 1: donated blood. Let's start there. You donated blood.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so here in Florida they have the big
Speaker 2: red busses that go around and you can go and
Speaker 2: donate blood.
Speaker 1: And does that have nothing to do with any of
Speaker 1: this or is that somehow related it?
Speaker 2: During the movie, it made me a lot more tired.
Speaker 2: So I was a lot less willing to stay during
Speaker 2: the movie because I was I just donated blood, and
Speaker 2: that it usually makes me a little tired, little less
Speaker 2: I care about staying, Like if it doesn't have my interest,
Speaker 2: I don't feel like staying and paying attention.
Speaker 1: So you donate. So you donated blood and then went
Speaker 1: by yourself to see Cocaine Bear, and you didn't like
Speaker 1: the movie, so you went you left early, and then
Speaker 1: you went to the bathroom of the movie theater where
Speaker 1: you met a man who proposition you sexually, and then
Speaker 1: you gave him a blowjob and then left the theater.
Speaker 1: That is what happens I did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't even finish it. I just ended up
Speaker 2: leaving halfway through.
Speaker 1: So you are you saying that about the movie or
Speaker 1: the blowjob or both both?
Speaker 2: Both?
Speaker 1: Okay? So what time of was this a matinee or
Speaker 1: was this What time of day was this?
Speaker 2: So I donated blood in the afternoon, maybe three pm,
Speaker 2: and then decided to see the movie and went at
Speaker 2: four pm. So it had been an hour since I
Speaker 2: donated blood. Halfway through the movie, maybe thirty forty minutes
Speaker 2: in so about five pm, give or take it. Was
Speaker 2: starting the sunset.
Speaker 1: I have never heard a guy hate a movie so
Speaker 1: much that they actually hate it so much they would
Speaker 1: rather be sucking some guy's dig in the bathroom of
Speaker 1: the movie theater then watch the movie.
Speaker 2: I mean, well, you know, poor movie design. It just
Speaker 2: it makes you want to go suck.
Speaker 1: A dick, okay when you have a.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, totally, totally.
Speaker 1: It's the movie's okay. So what tell me about your
Speaker 1: reaction to uh, tell me about tell me about when
Speaker 1: you told your girlfriend about this.
Speaker 2: So she just she broke up with me, left me
Speaker 2: because she felt the relationship was getting stagnant and we
Speaker 2: weren't doing anything anymore. We were, you know, going out.
Speaker 2: So she was like, hey, I don't want to be
Speaker 2: with you anymore because well we don't do anything. So
Speaker 2: this this is leading up to when I told her, Oh.
Speaker 1: Okay, well so she was breaking Okay, so you suck
Speaker 1: the guys dick in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: And then so February I sucked the guy's dick February,
Speaker 2: and then about a month to two months pass and
Speaker 2: then we've been together her for about a year and
Speaker 2: a half. Now two months passed since I sucked the
Speaker 2: dick she says, hey, this is getting stagnant. We've been
Speaker 2: together for over a year and we barely do anything anymore.
Speaker 2: We just kind of, you know, sit around, just go
Speaker 2: to work, go back home. And then so she broke
Speaker 2: up with me, moved her stuff out about a little
Speaker 2: under a week later. I was like, you know, no,
Speaker 2: I'm going to get you back.
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 2: I came to her. I said, look, I'm not letting
Speaker 2: you leave me. I'm fighting to get you back. I
Speaker 2: don't want you to leave. I want you to stay
Speaker 2: with me. And I swing her around. She's like, okay,
Speaker 2: I'll stay with you. And you know, I right, Well,
Speaker 2: wood will work, this will change it. So I told her,
Speaker 2: I said, hey, I don't want there to be anything
Speaker 2: between us, any secrets or anything that could come back
Speaker 2: to bite me.
Speaker 4: Me.
Speaker 2: Ass get this off my chest now and tell you.
Speaker 2: And I was like, you know, if I'm gonna be
Speaker 2: with you, I got to be honest. So I told her,
Speaker 2: and well, you know, the usual happened. She broke up
Speaker 2: with me immediately right there, in a second time.
Speaker 1: You should write this whole story on the letterbox of
Speaker 1: Cocaine Bear.
Speaker 2: Yeah, find it, Like, yeah, here's my personal testimony to
Speaker 2: how shitty the movie is.
Speaker 1: All Right, so she breaks up with you again, So
Speaker 1: she already was She already was unhappy with the relationship
Speaker 1: because she felt as though it was stagnant. And then
Speaker 1: you were like, no, babe, I'm gonna I'm gonna fight
Speaker 1: to make this interesting again and to make it so
Speaker 1: that you want to be with me. And then she
Speaker 1: was like okay, and then you're like, by the way,
Speaker 1: I sucked the guy's dick in the bathroom after giving
Speaker 1: blood because uh in the movie the movie Bear and
Speaker 1: then she left again.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, hey, to be fair, I said, I was trying
Speaker 2: to make the interesting other than relationship more interesting. It
Speaker 2: definitely got a lot more interesting from there.
Speaker 1: Okay, and uh, okay, so you know what, Yes, it
Speaker 1: definitely did make things interesting, but maybe not in the
Speaker 1: way that she.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not in the way she was hoping for
Speaker 2: at all.
Speaker 1: Okay. So uh, but but you got you got back
Speaker 1: with her recently, So what happened?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So uh, I told her, Hey, I told you once,
Speaker 2: I'm I'm not letting you go. I put my foot down.
Speaker 2: I've made my choice on who I want to be
Speaker 2: with you. So that's what I'm going to do I'm
Speaker 2: gonna fight for you. I'm going to keep you. And
Speaker 2: she obviously was like, no, no, I don't want to
Speaker 2: be with you anymore. But she basically she tried to
Speaker 2: convince herself she didn't want to be with me.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know'll go ahead and finish, and I'll give
Speaker 1: I'll save my thoughts to the end. Go ahead and finish.
Speaker 2: So I let her know, Look, I love you, I
Speaker 2: want to spend my life with you, I want to
Speaker 2: have children. I want to be with you till the
Speaker 2: day I die. And it ends up working. It convinces
Speaker 2: her because I'm and I've I've been fully honest with her.
Speaker 2: I never lied to her about anything. The one thing
Speaker 2: I did that obviously was the worst thing, and I I.
Speaker 1: Just you said, just now, She you said, did you said?
Speaker 1: She convinced herself that she didn't want to try.
Speaker 2: She tried to convince herself what does that mean. She
Speaker 2: tried to go date, She tried to go date other people.
Speaker 2: She tried to keeep her mind off me, and she
Speaker 2: she very much wanted to tell herself she didn't love me,
Speaker 2: and then uh, she ended up not being able to.
Speaker 2: She ended up coming back to me and saying, look,
Speaker 2: I've tried, but I just I still love you. Let's
Speaker 2: make this work. We'll get this, you know, we'll we'll
Speaker 2: figure out, we'll make it work. We'll regain each other's trust.
Speaker 2: I'm you know, I'm working towards me making her be
Speaker 2: able to trust me again, trying to you know, I understand,
Speaker 2: I'm back to square one. I know, I got to
Speaker 2: work my way back up the ladder of trust and love.
Speaker 2: So that's yeah, that's where we're at right now. Is
Speaker 2: we're about two weeks in two getting back together and
Speaker 2: rebuilding each other's trust.
Speaker 1: And how long were you guys? Uh? Wait, separated? Fourth?
Speaker 2: So the first time was a week and then the
Speaker 2: second time was another week, give or take.
Speaker 1: Okay, and you guys are what you said four weeks
Speaker 1: into being together.
Speaker 2: Two weeks back, two weeks together, yeah, two weeks.
Speaker 1: Back together, two weeks back together. And yes, in the
Speaker 1: period where you were not together, she tried to date
Speaker 1: other guys and then came back to you and said no,
Speaker 1: I I yes, I despite.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 2: What I told her was just look, I know you
Speaker 2: don't you know, you don't like me right now, but
Speaker 2: at least give me a chance to show you my love.
Speaker 2: Let me start dating you. I'll compete with the other guys,
Speaker 2: you know, I'll work my way back up. I'll show
Speaker 2: you why you were in love with me in the
Speaker 2: first place. I'll help you, not help you rediscover, but
Speaker 2: try to like, how do I say it? Try to
Speaker 2: be like, hey, look, this is why I love you,
Speaker 2: this is why you fall in love with me. It's
Speaker 2: still there. Let's keep trying, all.
Speaker 1: Right, And it's been two weeks, and what's your what
Speaker 1: is your game plan is to following up on those promises?
Speaker 1: What have you been doing? What have you been doing to.
Speaker 2: One of the things we used to do when we
Speaker 2: first got together is nature trails and nature walks. We
Speaker 2: have gone on I want to say four or three
Speaker 2: nature walks since we've gotten back together. We've we have
Speaker 2: picked up matches gathering as a hobby together. I used
Speaker 2: to play it by myself. Now she's picked it up,
Speaker 2: so we have something we can do together. Let's see
Speaker 2: what else we have been going to. I think we
Speaker 2: went to the beach once together. We've been spending time
Speaker 2: with her family to try to, you know, do more
Speaker 2: stuff with him. What's some other things I'm trying to think.
Speaker 2: It's been a very hectic two weeks, as you know.
Speaker 2: First of the month hit print.
Speaker 1: A question by the way, yeah sure sure? How do
Speaker 1: I say this? Are you like okay? Clearly? So? Are you?
Speaker 1: Are you? Are you bisexual? Yes?
Speaker 2: I would say to an extent, I am. I don't
Speaker 2: want to say it scared me straight, but the experience
Speaker 2: I had definitely killed a lot of the one to
Speaker 2: try it kind of drove most of that out.
Speaker 1: Because I was going, well, because okay. The only reason
Speaker 1: I ask is because like I don't know if okay,
Speaker 1: because look, if you are suppressing design to have to
Speaker 1: make this work, that would feel that in my eyes,
Speaker 1: would seem like something that would not make this work
Speaker 1: for both of you guys.
Speaker 2: So that was something that I want to say I
Speaker 2: was doing in the beginning, uh is as I was,
Speaker 2: I wanted to explore that side more. I did want
Speaker 2: to try that, And then as I when I did,
Speaker 2: kind of it boiled over and I tried it, I
Speaker 2: realized what I had and who I was with was
Speaker 2: far better than what I was trying.
Speaker 1: I'm still so confused. You're you met this? Like, how
Speaker 1: the fun? How the fuck does that work? You met
Speaker 1: this dude and then like two minutes. Not even like.
Speaker 2: Roaming, it's where it's where you hook up in the bathroom,
Speaker 2: the this specific area. It's just like an on the
Speaker 2: spot thing.
Speaker 1: Can I hear? Can I hear a breakdown of how
Speaker 1: the situation went? Like what like this guy? All right,
Speaker 1: you're in the bathroom, you're what do you tell me?
Speaker 1: Give me a play about play of how this just
Speaker 1: for my this has nothing to do with.
Speaker 2: I understand.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So the way the way roaming works is usually
Speaker 2: someone would do a signal to be like hey, I
Speaker 2: am down to do you know whatever this or that,
Speaker 2: and then you would know, okay, well what he just
Speaker 2: did like stopping his foot three times, or doing a
Speaker 2: specific cop or having a pocket pulled out like stuff
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: You that's what I'm saying, don't tell me about how
Speaker 1: how did it work? In this situation? A guy tapped
Speaker 1: his foot four times and that made you go, oh,
Speaker 1: he wants to me to suck his head.
Speaker 2: So I tapped my foot back just because I had
Speaker 2: looked into it, never thought I would actually do something.
Speaker 2: So I tapped my foot back and and he was like, Okay,
Speaker 2: where do you want to go? And I was like,
Speaker 2: oh fuck, oh he's serious. Oh shit, this is happening.
Speaker 2: So I was like the stall whatever. He walked in,
Speaker 2: I walked in behind him, and he, you know, was like, okay,
Speaker 2: close the door, be careful.
Speaker 1: Your feet taking a ship in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Well no, we were both at the urinal, so slight.
Speaker 1: My foot a urinal, just like sing in a little tune.
Speaker 2: Oh you know it. The pens saw. Everyone's into it.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's accidental, sometimes people are serious about it. And yes,
Speaker 2: I know it was a very stupid thing to do.
Speaker 2: And that's why still I'm.
Speaker 1: Like just still hung up on the logistics of how
Speaker 1: this happened so fast. But anyway, whatever that all of
Speaker 1: that besides the point, Okay, you're with this girl now,
Speaker 1: you you don't have any like, uh, I don't know,
Speaker 1: desires to explore your sexuality that you're repressing, because I mean,
Speaker 1: because obviously it's not right for you to cheat on
Speaker 1: your girlfriend. But if you have desires to explore that,
Speaker 1: you know, you you you gotta fucking talk to her
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 4: And you know, well that.
Speaker 2: Was something we had discussed at one point and the
Speaker 2: answer was no, we don't want you to try that,
Speaker 2: Like she didn't want me to try it because she
Speaker 2: was scared I was going to leave her for a
Speaker 2: man ah And no, I don't want to explore anymore.
Speaker 2: I had my exploration. And that's honestly.
Speaker 1: It's totally It's valid for her to not want that,
Speaker 1: and it's valid for you to be like why, but
Speaker 1: it sounds you know whatever, Well, No, I I.
Speaker 2: Intend to I want to spend my life with her
Speaker 2: in that scenario that because that's why I got with
Speaker 2: her in the first places. I intended to stay with
Speaker 2: her for as long as I humanly could. And then
Speaker 2: it all happened so fast it never really stopped and
Speaker 2: like clicked, oh shit, and then it was too late
Speaker 2: when it finally did.
Speaker 1: Okay, so how is it. Let's jump to let's jump
Speaker 1: to today. How's it going.
Speaker 2: She is currently sitting next to me, playing on her
Speaker 2: She encouraged me. She encouraged me to actually tell this
Speaker 2: story because I was like, oh, I'm going to try
Speaker 2: to call in and then I got there. I was like,
Speaker 2: oh she pe my phone was dead.
Speaker 1: She please please let me talk to her here?
Speaker 2: She is, what's up?
Speaker 1: Man? Okay? Hold on, I okay, all right, Okay.
Speaker 5: She encouraged me to tell this, what is your name, Savannah?
Speaker 4: Savann?
Speaker 1: When's last time you got tested for STDs?
Speaker 5: She just donated blood the other day.
Speaker 1: So well, okay, well I you said your name is Savannah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd love to hear your perspective on all of this.
Speaker 1: Have you been here the entire time?
Speaker 5: I have been here the entire time. Then I've kept
Speaker 5: my mouth shut.
Speaker 1: I keep your mouth shut no longer. I'd love to
Speaker 1: hear your perspective.
Speaker 2: I would love to hear your side.
Speaker 5: So basically, what happened is I remember the day he
Speaker 5: asked to go to the movies, you know, he got
Speaker 5: back from it and he was being all lovey on
Speaker 5: me and stuff, and he took a shower, but no,
Speaker 5: he was being all like, you know, loving and I
Speaker 5: thought it was just you know, a random spurt of
Speaker 5: you know, oh babe, I love you. It wasn't no es.
Speaker 5: But after that, you know, time goes along and I've
Speaker 5: been thinking, you know, about breaking up with him, not
Speaker 5: for too long, but things had just kind of gotten
Speaker 5: like you know, like sitting water, like it's we we'd
Speaker 5: basically been going to work, coming back I'd watched TV
Speaker 5: all day, He'd played his games all day, and we'd
Speaker 5: just go back to bed. The sex life was down,
Speaker 5: like everything was just like.
Speaker 1: Right, That's what he was saying, is you were you were?
Speaker 1: The relationship had gotten stagnant.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, and it drove me crazy.
Speaker 2: So I broke up with him.
Speaker 5: So he's like, you know, upset. Obviously, he keeps trying
Speaker 5: to get me back. You know. He goes on little
Speaker 5: walks with me, he buys me things, We go and
Speaker 5: we do stuff together. I told him I was dating
Speaker 5: other people and he was like, that's okay. Just know
Speaker 5: that I am competing with them and I'm gonna have
Speaker 5: the upper hand and I'm going to use it too.
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh my god, okay, oh man,
Speaker 5: You're not an asshole. But you know, we have this
Speaker 5: one real special day. We go on the nature trail.
Speaker 5: It's great picnic, all this fun stuff, getting to know
Speaker 5: each other again and all this stuff rediscovering each other.
Speaker 5: We get back home, well, we get to the end
Speaker 5: of the nature trail and he's like, I have this
Speaker 5: feeling in the bottom of my stomach and I'm like,
Speaker 5: what do you mean. And he's like, I don't know
Speaker 5: if I love you or something like that, and later
Speaker 5: he was like, you know, later on he was like,
Speaker 5: I think the feeling in the bottom of my stomach
Speaker 5: might have just been guilt, but uh, you know that happened.
Speaker 5: And then we get back to his house and I'm like,
Speaker 5: I want to go home, and then he's like, I
Speaker 5: love you. And then he's like, I want to be
Speaker 5: completely honest with you and tell you this. And then
Speaker 5: he tells me that, you know, he cheated on me,
Speaker 5: and I was like okay, and then he said with
Speaker 5: a guy.
Speaker 2: And then I was like, no, I just learned about
Speaker 2: that tonight.
Speaker 1: I'm yeah, okay, So continue he tells you he cheated
Speaker 1: on you with a guy.
Speaker 5: Yeah. So I tell him to take me to my parents' house,
Speaker 5: and you know, go to my parents. I spend a
Speaker 5: lot of time there. I have a couple of awful flames,
Speaker 5: worst rebounds of my life.
Speaker 2: I swear to God, what.
Speaker 1: What made them so bad?
Speaker 5: One of the guys he had, he had he was
Speaker 5: decently sized, okay, energy not gonna lie. Decently sized.
Speaker 2: God.
Speaker 5: I was like, okay, so this is gonna be a
Speaker 5: good time. And then he didn't even know how to
Speaker 5: use it, okay. I was just so disappointed. I was like,
Speaker 5: this is okay, no like for play or anything nothing
Speaker 5: like that. He just wanted, you know, I mean, hey,
Speaker 5: if that's what you want, that's what you want. But uh,
Speaker 5: at least if you want to do it right, okay,
Speaker 5: all right?
Speaker 1: And so what was so one was so it was
Speaker 1: the classic Goldilocks situation. This penis is too big, this
Speaker 1: tenis is too small, but this penis.
Speaker 4: Is just right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this poenis someone knows just right.
Speaker 1: So tell me what is your name?
Speaker 5: Savannah?
Speaker 1: Savannah? Savannah? All right, So you're rebounding, you're talking all
Speaker 1: these guys, Braiden's like.
Speaker 5: So many guys, okay.
Speaker 1: And so as you're as you're honing around, what is
Speaker 1: it that eventually brings you back to Braiden?
Speaker 5: I just found myself kind of like every guy ended
Speaker 5: up with. I wish it was him.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Or I couldn't stop comparing anything to him. I couldn't
Speaker 5: even listen to my music on my phone, Like I
Speaker 5: started waking up late and like just missing him.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm mm hmm. And have you where where? I mean,
Speaker 1: this is still new. This is a limit in two weeks.
Speaker 1: Where do you Where do you stand on all of this?
Speaker 1: Where do you stand on the problems that you had before?
Speaker 5: Well, I so it would have been a little easier
Speaker 5: if it would have been a girl. That I think
Speaker 5: that's why it hit me so hard is because it
Speaker 5: was with a guy, and that was one of my
Speaker 5: biggest fears because he told me he was bisexual. So
Speaker 5: I'm like, great, I'm not even competing against all the
Speaker 5: girls in the world. I'm competing against everybody. Like I'm
Speaker 5: competing against.
Speaker 6: The guys too.
Speaker 5: Now, Like that's just not fair playing grounds.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, mm hmm. So what what's your like? All right? So,
Speaker 1: and by the way, I'm just you know, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give just this whole situation I will give I will
Speaker 1: give props to the fact that that's why I laughed
Speaker 1: so hard when he said that you were right with him,
Speaker 1: because I I do respect this that Brayden fucked up,
Speaker 1: but he is. He has been completely honest with you
Speaker 1: about it, down to the point of graphically describing that
Speaker 1: fucking foot tapping thing that made no sense to you.
Speaker 5: No, that's the main thing that when we first got together,
Speaker 5: he swore to me he would never lie to me,
Speaker 5: and that since we've been together, that is honestly the
Speaker 5: only lie he's ever kept from me, the.
Speaker 2: Only lie I've tried. One of the things I hold
Speaker 2: very deer and near as a person to me is
Speaker 2: being honest because it.
Speaker 5: It's just it's.
Speaker 2: Better to be honest so everyone knows what's happening. Obviously,
Speaker 2: if you're like somebody's obviously a tiny white lie in
Speaker 2: the sense of like I work retail, so like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm totally willing to listen to you customer, something like
Speaker 2: that is different. But when it comes to your relationship, no,
Speaker 2: there's and just in people are close to you, like
Speaker 2: your relationship, your parents, those are things you should never pee.
Speaker 2: Those are people you should never like to because what's
Speaker 2: the point of being with someone if you're not being you,
Speaker 2: If you're not being honest, you're not telling them, Hey,
Speaker 2: this is how I feel, this is me.
Speaker 1: Do I love that? Because you know this this call
Speaker 1: started with you being You were so bashful at the
Speaker 1: beginning of this, and now we've gotten to a point
Speaker 1: where you it does feel as though you have laid
Speaker 1: everything out onto the table here, and that's what he does.
Speaker 4: I try to.
Speaker 2: Tell everything honestly, how it happened. I try to be Hey.
Speaker 1: I don't deny it.
Speaker 2: I agree one I fucked up. There's a reason I
Speaker 2: call it the worst mistake in my life, and it
Speaker 2: makes me feel bad thinking about it. But I did
Speaker 2: the crime. I've got a self of the punishment of
Speaker 2: whether it was losing her, whether it's feeling like ship
Speaker 2: for every day in my life. You know what, whatever
Speaker 2: the punishment I get dealt, I am one hundred. I'm
Speaker 2: taking you know, that's I understand that I need.
Speaker 1: So so okay, so so Savannah. Yeah, where like okay, Brett.
Speaker 1: I feel as though Brayden has done like you know,
Speaker 1: like like, yes, this happens, and he has taken responsibility
Speaker 1: for her, and you, of course have no obligation to
Speaker 1: forgive him, but you did, and he's done kind of
Speaker 1: like I guess the best he could after the fact.
Speaker 5: We really brought my whole family pizza.
Speaker 1: How are you feeling? How are you feeling now? How
Speaker 1: like what are your Are you still upset? Are you
Speaker 1: still cautious? Are you like what is your what's your vibe?
Speaker 1: Moving forward? Just towards this whole situation.
Speaker 5: Honestly, I'm still worried, but I know that if it,
Speaker 5: if it is a secret, eventually I'll find out. You know.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm still worried.
Speaker 5: It'll happen, but I trust him not to do it,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean? Like, I completely forgive him. Okay,
Speaker 5: I forgive curiosity. There was a time in my life
Speaker 5: where I didn't know if I was into guys or
Speaker 5: girls life.
Speaker 2: I forgive that.
Speaker 5: And it was one time he told me the truth.
Speaker 5: Not a lot of people wouldn't even tell the truth.
Speaker 5: I don't want to be finding out thirty years from now.
Speaker 5: I'd rather find out now, address it, and fix it.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right? One other question? Has this completely turned
Speaker 1: you off the idea of ever seeing the movie Cocaine?
Speaker 4: Bear?
Speaker 5: I actually watched the movie Cocaine there and I loved it.
Speaker 5: It was freaking cool.
Speaker 1: Did you Did you watch it before or after? You
Speaker 1: were forever connected to this?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Hold on. We were supposed to go see the movie
Speaker 2: together because I told her, oh, that movie looks awesome,
Speaker 2: let's go watch it together. Her ass goes and watches
Speaker 2: it with her friends.
Speaker 1: Okay, you can't, okay, okay, you okay? Anyway, all right? Well,
Speaker 1: it's been two weeks. What do you all right? What
Speaker 1: do you Savannah? What would you like to see? Is
Speaker 1: there anything that that you would like to see changed
Speaker 1: from Braden moving forward?
Speaker 5: Change? He pretty much did change, you know. That's the
Speaker 5: reason I'm back with him. And he changed so much
Speaker 5: in that short span of time, and he's still changing.
Speaker 5: But now we just get to ange together, you know, Okay,
Speaker 5: I don't want to make that maybe, you know, letting
Speaker 5: me buy magic cards and food more often?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, wait.
Speaker 1: What did you say?
Speaker 5: I said, maybe letting me buy some magic cards and
Speaker 5: some food more often. I like to blow my money
Speaker 5: on random crap. He very much is uh the financial
Speaker 5: person of both of us?
Speaker 1: How many magic how much magic cards and food are
Speaker 1: equivalent to a movie theater? Blowjob? What good?
Speaker 5: What one ratio?
Speaker 1: Here?
Speaker 2: Where's the price to perform?
Speaker 1: How old are you guys?
Speaker 2: I am twenty and in nineteen yeah, and I turned
Speaker 2: twenty one this October?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys are so young Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no right, get it out wall or and now
Speaker 2: while we're young, some when we're older, we're alling and
Speaker 2: griping each other all day.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing I don't know how you got I
Speaker 1: think both of you. I think both of you are
Speaker 1: going to learn a lot.
Speaker 2: Well, you want to know how we got together in
Speaker 2: the first place. That always is just the cherry on
Speaker 2: top to this, because everyone's like what. So we both
Speaker 2: worked at Low's about a year and a half ago.
Speaker 2: I see her on the registered I decide I'm going
Speaker 2: to spark up a conversation with her, so I say
Speaker 2: hi to her. I feel like she's completely uninterested. She's
Speaker 2: just too nervous to talk to me. So she gets
Speaker 2: my snapchat so she can see my location and we
Speaker 2: can talk. And then two days later, Mind you, we
Speaker 2: first met on Valentine's Day. Two days later, on the sixteenth,
Speaker 2: we get together. And then it comes to my attention
Speaker 2: she already was stalking me before we even got together.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, listen, good luck to both of you guys.
Speaker 1: I you know what I I will say because I
Speaker 1: know people are gonna give you that both of you.
Speaker 1: I know that this will be a divisive response to
Speaker 1: this whole thing, but it's it seems as though you guys,
Speaker 1: after all is said and done, have a pretty good uh,
Speaker 1: at least at this point of your relationship, like level
Speaker 1: of communication with each other, because it takes a lot
Speaker 1: for both of you to be willing to lay all
Speaker 1: this out to not just to each other, but in
Speaker 1: front of other people. Uh So I take that as
Speaker 1: a good sign of further communication moving forward.
Speaker 2: And if I had it my way, it wouldn't have happened.
Speaker 1: But well, but that's okay, all right.
Speaker 2: I'm extremely happy how we have turned out together. In
Speaker 2: my opinion, I feel it's made our relationship stronger than ever.
Speaker 5: I actually feel like that too. I feel like we're
Speaker 5: more open with each other. We talk to each other
Speaker 5: a lot more, we spend a lot more time together,
Speaker 5: we do stuff together.
Speaker 1: Well, I wish both of you the best, uh in
Speaker 1: whatever makes your lives feel full and good.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, yeah, it's it was a very else.
Speaker 1: I want to say to the people of the computer
Speaker 1: before we go.
Speaker 2: Oh damn, you.
Speaker 1: Cut me off.
Speaker 5: We can't talk for it.
Speaker 2: I know, be honest with who you're with. And it's
Speaker 2: either gonna set you free. It's either going to set
Speaker 2: you free or kill.
Speaker 1: You, Savannah. Anything you want to say to the people
Speaker 1: the computer.
Speaker 5: Before we go, Honestly, it's it's I don't sound super cheesy,
Speaker 5: but it's the little things that matters, all the little
Speaker 5: like gifts or asking how someone is, or telling them
Speaker 5: the truth, even you know, even though you really don't
Speaker 5: want to, it means. It means a lot.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys for calling. You both have a good night,
Speaker 1: you too, Thank you. I have absolutely nothing to make
Speaker 1: up that situation except I'm gonna every time I see
Speaker 1: cocaine bear, I'm gonna think about this now. I still
Speaker 1: don't get the tapping thing. What is that? Does that?
Speaker 1: Can anybody explain that to me? The tapping thing? Look, dude,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I I I I I you know, I do.
Speaker 1: I do believe. I do believe that people can look
Speaker 1: back at their actions and change. I also believe that,
Speaker 1: you know, people are under no obligation to to forgive
Speaker 1: or accept back if they don't want to. But if
Speaker 1: they do make that decision to forgive or take back that,
Speaker 1: you know, they should be allowed to make that decision.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I don't know. They both. I wish
Speaker 1: i'd known more about what either of their like lives
Speaker 1: are outside of their relationship. I didn't really get to
Speaker 1: ask them about that, But they seem happy. They seem
Speaker 1: like they're working out the kinks in their in their
Speaker 1: in their operation, and I don't know. I hope that
Speaker 1: they both are are able to rejoice forever in the
Speaker 1: Kingdom of Heaven, God bless Hell Satan. Hello, folks, it
Speaker 1: is Lyle. I figured that since I'm on the road
Speaker 1: doing all these live shows, I would share a clip
Speaker 1: from one of them with you guys. So the following
Speaker 1: conversation was had on stage in front of two hundred
Speaker 1: people at the West Palm Beach improv in Florida with
Speaker 1: a young man who tells me the story of bailing
Speaker 1: his mother out of jail for a dui. If you
Speaker 1: like this format and you want to see it in person,
Speaker 1: you can go to therapy geckotour dot com for a
Speaker 1: full list of shows that I am doing across the world.
Speaker 1: All right, enjoy Heaven. You bailed your mom out of
Speaker 1: a dui on your twenty first birthday? Tell me? Tell
Speaker 1: me the story. How did you bail your mom out
Speaker 1: of the d u I or what happened? Well?
Speaker 4: I was going to school at f s U and.
Speaker 1: Who knows is that the dui capital of the country.
Speaker 7: No, No, Well, I had to drive to Jacksonville to
Speaker 7: actually do something enjoyable.
Speaker 4: Because there's nothing to do there that's actually enjoyable.
Speaker 7: So, you know, I was on the beach and I
Speaker 7: got the phone call from the Sheriff's office, like but
Speaker 7: like a random number, and they were like, this is
Speaker 7: just a courtesy call. Your mom got arrested on a
Speaker 7: d U Y. She's gonna call you in a few minutes,
Speaker 7: but she's in.
Speaker 4: Processing right now.
Speaker 7: And and I'm thinking, like, is this is this scam
Speaker 7: or like yeah, yeah, you know, but you can start
Speaker 7: the pale process like through this website.
Speaker 4: Took a Western Union or something like that, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: I've never even.
Speaker 6: Used if you like, the Western Union. Yeah, that sounds
Speaker 6: like a scam. I haven't even used the Western UNI
Speaker 6: ever before. I'm like, yeah, that's that's SUCs as suck.
Speaker 6: So I was like, okay, whatever, I let it go.
Speaker 6: So hangs up.
Speaker 7: I go on my phone if any Hispanic person knows,
Speaker 7: they're all on WhatsApp, and it shows the last time
Speaker 7: they were on, you know, so I see the last
Speaker 7: time she was on was the night before, and that's
Speaker 7: already a red flat because it's already the afternoon. So
Speaker 7: I'm like okay, sucks. I have And at that point
Speaker 7: I couldn't even see her location. I had her location before.
Speaker 7: I guess they turned off her phone when they got her.
Speaker 7: But she eventually called me and I was like.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, don't you need to build me out?
Speaker 1: Oh is that tears? That's not really what she sounds
Speaker 1: like it was. It was like it was.
Speaker 7: It was like, honestly, it's pretty sad because she was like,
Speaker 7: They're like, I treat me like a criminal.
Speaker 4: I'm like, well, you're kind of are.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 4: They're like, well, you're treating me like a criminal. I'm like,
Speaker 4: well you kind of are.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, definitely. But okay, so so did you
Speaker 1: did you go to How much was her bail?
Speaker 7: I mean so it was one thousand dollars?
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, it's not horrible for almost killing people and ship.
Speaker 7: I mean yeah, it's like, I mean, that's there's still
Speaker 7: a lot of money.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 4: I'm in college, right, right, right right.
Speaker 1: I feel like I shouldn't say it's not that bad
Speaker 1: because I know some of you guys are gonna drink
Speaker 1: and drive on your way home tonight. Don't do it.
Speaker 1: It's cheaper to get the uber.
Speaker 4: But I didn't have to pay that much?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, maybe not.
Speaker 7: How much did you have to pay one hundred bucks?
Speaker 1: Okay? Wait, Actually, in some places in America, like in
Speaker 1: New York City, way cheaper to drive drunk than to
Speaker 1: get the uber. That's not the moral of the story.
Speaker 9: Continue, Well, so so she's and I'm like, okay, so
Speaker 9: I'm gonna figure it out, and she hangs she hangs up.
Speaker 7: So I don't even use the western unit before, but
Speaker 7: I do remember that in high school a friend of mine,
Speaker 7: a good friend of mine, did good arrested and I
Speaker 7: called him right away as a reference, you know, and
Speaker 7: he gave me a bail guy.
Speaker 1: Oh, your friend had gotten like a do U I
Speaker 1: or two before, and he.
Speaker 4: Had no, no, no, no.
Speaker 7: He got caught smoking in like some neighborhood like in
Speaker 7: high school, but his dad had like a bail guy
Speaker 7: like on contact. And I had called him and he
Speaker 7: was actually in a softball game and he was like, well,
Speaker 7: I'm kind of off right now, but I normally work
Speaker 7: in Miami, and my mom got rested and broward, and
Speaker 7: but I know a guy, So just here's my cash app.
Speaker 7: Send me a hundred bucks and she'll be out by
Speaker 7: tomorrow morning. And I'm like, I'm a social.
Speaker 4: Trust this right.
Speaker 1: No, it sounds like a double scam.
Speaker 7: I mean yeah, but you know where would he is?
Speaker 1: Your mom got rested in Brower?
Speaker 4: He said?
Speaker 7: Brower, Broward County, Brower?
Speaker 1: What do we know? What is the vibe of Brower County?
Speaker 1: I'm hearing noises from the crowd in relation to Brower
Speaker 1: County that I have never heard come out of a
Speaker 1: human being before. Are there? It sounds like multiple people
Speaker 1: here know somebody who has gotten arrested for a d
Speaker 1: UI in Brower County. I'm seeing people nod Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So maybe look, it sounds like your mom didn't even
Speaker 1: know it was illegal to drink and drive. Well no, no,
Speaker 1: so many people do it.
Speaker 7: You're yet, you're assuming that she got arrested in the
Speaker 7: in the act, So what happens?
Speaker 5: So please?
Speaker 7: My mom is like a pathological liar. So I'm I
Speaker 7: can't even believe the story that happened. So she's like,
Speaker 7: I don't even know what happened. I just woke up here.
Speaker 7: I just need to bail me out, et cetera. So
Speaker 7: I pull up her bail like on like the website. Yeah,
Speaker 7: well like or her like prison record whatever, and it
Speaker 7: shows that she like was with someone that's under like
Speaker 7: thirteen or something like that.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, I'm an only child, mind you so
Speaker 4: like but and it also.
Speaker 7: And it shows or alcohol level above like points something,
Speaker 7: so like I'm not sure exactly the age, but point
Speaker 7: is it was one of those two and then also.
Speaker 4: Drinking under the influences.
Speaker 7: So I'm like, who is she with? I'm like, that
Speaker 7: whole story just sounds super suspicious. But at that point,
Speaker 7: I just pay the cash app because you know, I'm
Speaker 7: in college and so.
Speaker 1: So so so I mean, so tell us what happened?
Speaker 1: Why would who? What fucking kid was she with?
Speaker 3: This?
Speaker 4: Here's the thing.
Speaker 7: She was so fucked up that it was above that
Speaker 7: alcohol level.
Speaker 4: It wasn't that she was with someone that was a kid.
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait, she was so fucked up that they
Speaker 1: charged her with being with a kid. No, no, that
Speaker 1: doesn't make what do you what are you saying?
Speaker 7: Look at the law if you look at the bail record,
Speaker 7: like like the.
Speaker 4: Arrest like or.
Speaker 1: Wait, they just combined those two charges Florida? Yeah is
Speaker 1: that is that? Is that true?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Or with a minor, Yeah, it says.
Speaker 1: Or so there's a certain alcohol level where they charge
Speaker 1: you as much for being that fucked up as they
Speaker 1: would if you were a lower level of fucked up
Speaker 1: and had a kid with you. Yes, yes, dude, what's
Speaker 1: the name of this fucking county again? Brower? So you're
Speaker 1: telling me, if you get drunk enough, people start to
Speaker 1: think you're a pedophile. Dude, Florida's crazy? See is that true?
Speaker 4: I know that. Literally you could pull it up.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So what happened?
Speaker 7: Well, so I had to just let it, like, I
Speaker 7: just paid it and it just went on with my day.
Speaker 7: Like I was in Jacksonville, so I already drove like
Speaker 7: two hours to like enjoy my day, and I was
Speaker 7: on the beach, so I just went through it with anxiety.
Speaker 7: I could barely eat. And all my family is from Venezuela,
Speaker 7: so my mom normally calls my grandma every morning and
Speaker 7: every afternoon. So like they already thought, I already knew
Speaker 7: that it was gonna be something suspicious, so I already
Speaker 7: reached out practically and had to let them know what happened.
Speaker 4: So at that point, I'm getting clear.
Speaker 1: Did you clarify she was not with a kid.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I clarify.
Speaker 7: She was not with a kid, but like at the
Speaker 7: same time, like they were like.
Speaker 4: Am I trust what I'm doing?
Speaker 7: Everything impossible because my parents are separated and I'm literally
Speaker 7: all she pretty much has. And I was in Tallahassee
Speaker 7: and she was living still in like Broward and Mirimum,
Speaker 7: so I was literally her only life. So I didn't
Speaker 7: even care.
Speaker 4: Fuck.
Speaker 1: Well, tell me honestly, like it sounds like this is
Speaker 1: a tough thing for you.
Speaker 7: Well, yeah, I called him my dad and he was like,
Speaker 7: damn ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, that's what I was saying too. That's the
Speaker 1: only thing you can say. Yeah, damn, none of us.
Speaker 1: I'm ever gonna run ship. We're like, you know, whatever,
Speaker 1: whatever was I gonna have the ticket Like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like you know, you know.
Speaker 7: But so so let me ask a question. Let me
Speaker 7: ask you how long it was this this? Well I'm
Speaker 7: twenty six now, okay, so this is five years ago. Yeah,
Speaker 7: what's your relationship like with her mom?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 4: Man, Well, you know, I have to accept the way
Speaker 4: she is.
Speaker 7: I'm honestly I'm sorry to think that she's probably and
Speaker 7: I this hollow from.
Speaker 1: This is two completely different. Uh, Okay, so let me
Speaker 1: get this straight. Your mom. You think your mom is
Speaker 1: so autistic that she gets so drunk and drives that
Speaker 1: the state of Florida thinks she's a kid fucker. That's
Speaker 1: quite the spectrum, you know.
Speaker 10: I just think like after just like a sip of alcohol,
Speaker 10: she's like retarding and like that's I mean besides that,
Speaker 10: if you just have a regular conversation with her, you'd realize, like, yeah,
Speaker 10: there's clearly some social interactions.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, let me let me ask you. Let me
Speaker 1: ask you a question. So you think your mom might
Speaker 1: be on the spectrum, and so like do you how
Speaker 1: have you reconciled with that? Like are you are like
Speaker 1: do you try to be like your mom don't get
Speaker 1: that fucked up and drive, or do you try to
Speaker 1: be like, you know, mom's gonna do what mom's gonna do,
Speaker 1: Like how do you approach her?
Speaker 4: These days?
Speaker 7: Because of that situation, she has this like toxic friendship
Speaker 7: with her boss of like a just like a little
Speaker 7: like job at the LA fitness like taking care of kids,
Speaker 7: and she likes she still has that job, right because
Speaker 7: she's best friends with the boss and and like they
Speaker 7: just drink while they think that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we really need.
Speaker 2: To hear that.
Speaker 4: Sometimes they just drink like we have to work, et cetera.
Speaker 7: The point is to the point, even to the point
Speaker 7: where like it led to my parents' divorce.
Speaker 1: So cash your question. Yeah, I mean this is have
Speaker 1: you gone to real therapy to talk about this? I
Speaker 1: know this is as much therapy as it is your
Speaker 1: mom having been with a kid.
Speaker 4: I mean facts, have you been doing.
Speaker 1: A therapist therapist talk about this?
Speaker 4: Nah, she shouldn't explain.
Speaker 1: I guess, I guess this YouTube premium.
Speaker 7: And I just play.
Speaker 1: Well, I will, I will, I will say with confidence
Speaker 1: that this is above my pay grade. Okay, do you
Speaker 1: have any siblings?
Speaker 4: I'm an only child, so it was all on your run.
Speaker 7: It was all on me.
Speaker 1: How often do you see your mom these days?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 7: I never moved back home because my mom has the
Speaker 7: other rooms rendered out from the my my childhood house,
Speaker 7: and she relizes on that income. And if I replace
Speaker 7: that with the money I'm playing rent, it's like very marginal,
Speaker 7: So like fuck living with that?
Speaker 1: Wait, I asked you how your relationship with your mom
Speaker 1: was barely barely.
Speaker 7: I barely see her unless she comes out of her
Speaker 7: way to seem like it's really hard, like she always
Speaker 7: bails on me to just pretty much like hang out
Speaker 7: with that lady that I'm telling you that off that
Speaker 7: caused her to get the U I pretty much that
Speaker 7: didn't stop her from going in the car and drinking
Speaker 7: and driving.
Speaker 1: You ever thought about like an intervention?
Speaker 7: Well, I mean, yeah, and let's try. That happens when
Speaker 7: the divorce is happening, okay, and no one give a fuck?
Speaker 1: Ah man, you know, are you serious? She's calling her?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I look at the good time.
Speaker 1: We can't we can't do that. We can't do that.
Speaker 1: Do you want to pick?
Speaker 4: She only speaks Spanish?
Speaker 1: She only speaks Spanish. I mean, I mean, how many
Speaker 1: you can pick? You can pick up if you want,
Speaker 1: you can pick up, if you want, you pick up?
Speaker 4: I speak. She's calling me again.
Speaker 1: Put put that put that, put that block on too, Madre.
Speaker 1: People don't really want to hear.
Speaker 4: Hello, see.
Speaker 11: And with my beats and see.
Speaker 4: When seem.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, yeah, no yeah uh soy and supple
Speaker 1: is it just gacko?
Speaker 4: So am ab than oh is your face?
Speaker 1: We're gon We're about to give this lady a fucking
Speaker 1: heart attack. Jesus Christ did she answered, I don't think
Speaker 1: so okay. Oh huh wait what what.
Speaker 7: Did she what did she.
Speaker 1: You'll know, sir, you know.
Speaker 5: And oh.
Speaker 1: I'm i am lost? Oh yeah, sh shure no I
Speaker 1: have as amos.
Speaker 8: Uh uh com como stas.
Speaker 1: What did she just say?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna say let let her, but we'll
Speaker 1: talk to her later. My name, she is not behind
Speaker 1: the wheel. Give it up for his mom. Folks, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, dude, you have some you both of you
Speaker 1: have a lot of explaining to do to each other later.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, she's not to hang.
Speaker 1: Don't answer again.
Speaker 4: I will not. They would I have to do it.
Speaker 1: You know, you know what, you know what Your mom's
Speaker 1: lucky to have you man, your good son. Give it
Speaker 1: up for this man. Give it up for this man
Speaker 1: brought what's her name again?
Speaker 4: Ken?
Speaker 1: Kevin? Does anyone a lot before we got em? Any
Speaker 1: questions for Kevin? Any questions for Kevin from the crowd?
Speaker 1: Uh you, sir? In that wonderful Therapy Eco T shirt?
Speaker 1: What do you say?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yes, you're a salesman. What do you sell phones?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 9: They said?
Speaker 1: Bones?
Speaker 4: Wait?
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait what kind of phones?
Speaker 4: A T and T?
Speaker 5: Wait?
Speaker 1: You know It's hilarious, is the dude? Last show I
Speaker 1: had a lady on Sage you sold phones for Verizon.
Speaker 1: I guess that's not that funny. Any other question, Kevin?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh? Any one? Last question for Kevin?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Are you all the way in the act? Where did
Speaker 1: you get that Nature is Home shirt? As are Apostle?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Crazy right? You got a fashion sense?
Speaker 4: Well you know it's a bargain. I have to grab it.
Speaker 1: Give it up for Kevin and his mom. Folks, you're
Speaker 1: gonna be okay, Kevin? Is there anything else you want
Speaker 1: to say to the fine people of West Palm Beach?
Speaker 4: I don't know, have a good.
Speaker 1: Name, Kevin.
Speaker 4: Drink and drive. Don't drink and drive.
Speaker 1: Don't drink and drive.
Speaker 4: Don't drink and drive.
Speaker 1: Don't drink and drive. Don't drink and drive unless you
Speaker 1: can afford it. Don't drink and drives.