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Speaker 1: Did you already hit it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Oh, good man, because I mean, I am. Hey. You know,

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Speaker 1: there's some days you come in and you think, oh,

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Speaker 3: I don't know what we're gonna talk about. I have

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Speaker 3: story upon, story upon.

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Speaker 2: Story doesn't matter, you won't post it anyways, all right,

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Speaker 2: And that's also why we can move to two podcasts

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Speaker 2: a week I hit you up on Sunday. I was like, no, Saturday,

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Speaker 2: it was Saturday. It was Saturday, it doesn't matter. I said, hey,

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Speaker 2: dumb it, where's the podcast. I can't find it anywhere

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Speaker 2: to post.

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Speaker 1: No, you said, didn't you post the podcast? I'm like, yes,

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Speaker 1: you idiot. I posted the podcast. And you're like, what

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Speaker 1: doesn't show up on iHeartRadio or Spotify? And I said what?

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Speaker 1: And I go and look, I'm like, hit, sure doesn't. Oh.

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Speaker 1: I forgot to click one button that said sore Losers Playlist.

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Speaker 2: And what confused me even more than that, we didn't

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Speaker 2: get one tweet. I didn't get one DM. There was

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Speaker 2: nothing on the Facebook. I said, everybody on planet Earth

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Speaker 2: seeing this podcast except for me. Nope, it's just our

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Speaker 2: listeners don't really need a third podcast a weekend.

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Speaker 3: They literally were like, oh, I guess they didn't do one.

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Speaker 3: We don't really care. We moved on with our lives.

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Speaker 2: But then they came in and they're like, actually, it

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Speaker 2: really did affect me. I searched like four times.

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Speaker 1: Guys.

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Speaker 2: If you're not seeing a podcast.

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Speaker 1: Please hit us up. Hammer the Facebook page, hammer our instagrams, anything,

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Speaker 1: hammer us. But why are they so polite?

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Speaker 2: Multiple people go, yeah, I checked like five times on

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you texted me early. It was like

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Speaker 3: six thirty am on Saturday, and I'm like, why are

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Speaker 3: you texting? Yes, of course it's up. I put it

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Speaker 3: up twenty four hours ago, you idiot. And I really

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Speaker 3: didn't put it up twenty four hours ago. I just yeah,

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Speaker 3: that was my bad. And yes, listeners like you, if

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Speaker 3: really want it, hit us up. We make mistakes, Arnold,

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean. Sometimes he starts drinking early

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I never start a corn row unless I

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Speaker 2: have the podcast. I've been sitting out here in the

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Speaker 2: crop waiting for it. And then you got a truck driver.

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Speaker 2: I never leave a lot lizard. If I don't have

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Speaker 2: the podcast, Well, guys, dm me text me. Some of

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Speaker 2: you have my number. Hit me up, say hey, Arnold

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Speaker 2: lunch made a mistake. We need the potty.

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Speaker 1: Wait, some people have your number. Let's give it to

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Speaker 1: them all. What's your it's a six to one to five.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Cappy for sure has it. Okay, hammered. I may

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Speaker 2: have given it to Florida guy.

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Speaker 1: Oh, the one with the hot wife.

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Speaker 2: And then may have given it to our Memphis people.

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Speaker 3: Okay they oh, man, looked like they had a great

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Speaker 3: time at the game. They hit Tunico with Callaway.

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Speaker 2: So was this the weekend?

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Speaker 3: Kind of did look fun and it looked like and

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Speaker 3: they lost. Well, I know, but Memphis was down a lot,

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Speaker 3: and you're all depressed, and then Memphis got you excited, like, oh,

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Speaker 3: here we go, We're gonna make a comeback. It fell short,

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Speaker 3: but entertaining, And then they went to Tunica and Calloway

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Speaker 2: But that was just his rental. Yeah, I didn't know that.

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Speaker 2: And somebody wanted a review of lunch's locks. You said,

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Speaker 2: Texas Tech, you were correct.

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Speaker 1: I nailed it, nailed that.

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Speaker 2: But then Steelers plus three Bill's minus nine and a

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Speaker 2: half they lost by twenty. Vikings plus four and a

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Speaker 3: Hold on, I tried to go with the Saints in

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Speaker 2: Sergio, I did that for you, bad Sergio, Bad Coachy. Pooh.

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Speaker 2: It may be too much to ask, but can y'all

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Speaker 2: start quickly going over locks. Y'all gave on the Friday

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Speaker 2: and see if y'all were right wrong. It was bad

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was bad, man, it was bad.

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Speaker 3: And looking ahead to next weekend, I'm gonna tell you

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Speaker 3: what I don't understand how the Niners are only two

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Speaker 1: The Cardinals are really bad?

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Speaker 2: And is it Jacoby.

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Speaker 1: Still it's Jacoby because Kyler Murray is done in Arizona.

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Speaker 3: He's playing names the Miami Dolphins after beating whoever they beat,

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Speaker 3: and then they beat the Bills. They're playing the Commanders,

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Speaker 2: Oh that reminds me. I put my Mariota jersey on

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Speaker 1: It's okay. He doesn't really do it.

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Speaker 3: He doesn't need it back, so I mean, you might

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Speaker 3: as well take it right now. Take it to the bank.

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Speaker 3: Give me the Miami Dolphins minus two and a half

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Speaker 3: next weekend. Think they're playing in Germany.

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Speaker 2: You gotta check every week. It's Perlin. We had at

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Speaker 2: Land and the Colts all there.

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Speaker 3: Actually, I think Miami and the Commanders are playing in Budapest.

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Speaker 2: They're hungary, Monico, Mexico. Get the games here, so they're

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Speaker 1: Well, actually it wasn't bad.

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Speaker 2: I actually love an a AM game.

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Speaker 1: AAMA bad because you're up already. I mean, at least

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Speaker 2: It went to overtime, so it almost overlapped the noon games.

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Speaker 3: It did, and I mean Atlanta did the whole Atlanta thing.

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Speaker 3: And this is wasn't even what I want going to

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Speaker 2: Receivers are great. Pennix was spot on.

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Speaker 1: Penix sucks. He did well. He sucks. He at that game.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever watched Pinnix? Is he the most unathletic

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Speaker 2: He spins a great ball. He can't move, but he

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Speaker 2: spins it. How is he so unathletic that he can't act?

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Speaker 1: I don't understand it. I can't figure it out. They suck.

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Speaker 3: They lose all the close games. They can never win them.

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Speaker 3: But that's I didn't want to start out with all this.

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Speaker 3: I didn't want to start with that. Thanks Sergio, Sergio,

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Speaker 2: No, you know, I didn't get the text. You're right,

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Speaker 2: I ready by myself off air. I thought you were

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Speaker 2: going with Kevin's that's on Saturday. Ray. This is a

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Speaker 2: two parter. This is a two part of golf.

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Speaker 1: You guys want golf, more golf, all golf, golf all

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Speaker 1: the time. I'm here for you.

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Speaker 2: So Friday to the dump. Yeah, so I was busy

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Speaker 2: even if you did text.

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Speaker 1: Oh what were you getting rid of? Boxes?

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Speaker 2: Old lights from my wife's car, trash cups? The lady said,

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Speaker 2: I only had twenty pounds. Usually they charged twenty dollars.

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Speaker 2: still flirting, and I go, what's that, Swilson mean?

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Speaker 1: She's like, I used to be a lot lizard and

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Speaker 2: She freaking caught me twenty bucks. She goes, you can

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Speaker 2: get up to two hundred pounds, honey, stuff that car.

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Speaker 2: She's like, put all kinds of stuff in it. Much

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Speaker 2: want to stuff me. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa. And

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Speaker 2: she's like, hey, we close early, though, sometimes the line

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Speaker 2: gets really long, so come and see me around one.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, what the.

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Speaker 1: She's like, I'm on lunch at that time.

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Speaker 2: But I mean, if as long as i'm like nice

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and she'll give you some free ass.

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Speaker 2: No she wanted me. I know, but I told you.

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Speaker 1: She said you can come in. I'm not talking about

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Speaker 1: just the dump. I'm not kidding. I think she chewed too.

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Speaker 1: Oh gosh. And she said, hey, next time, come in

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Speaker 2: She goes, hey, honey, you try and fill it up

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Speaker 2: as much as you want to you next time, come

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Speaker 2: see me though around one. Suck it's free though today

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Speaker 2: you worry about you only had twenty pounds, and I go, well,

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Speaker 2: usually i'm bigger than that.

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Speaker 2: I go, I don't know why it was a light load.

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Speaker 2: I'll have more next time, and she goes, you come

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Speaker 2: see me around one. That line backs up, So I

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Speaker 1: You got to man trash here, man throw this in there?

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Speaker 3: Was like, man, you've been going to the dump three

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Speaker 3: times a week. Oh honey, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 3: just trying to clear up the house.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean. It's nothing to do with

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Speaker 1: Challey down there at the yard.

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Speaker 2: I gotta come up with two hundred pounds of crap

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Speaker 2: to put my car.

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Speaker 3: Dude, we got all sorts of stuff, couches. I mean,

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Speaker 3: a beez that got a new hip. You can have

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Speaker 3: his old hip, and you can throw that in there.

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Speaker 3: You would lie to sload today. You were only twenty pounds,

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Speaker 3: and I go, usually I'm heavier than that.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, I decided Friday, I'm gonna go play golf, man,

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Speaker 1: And so I drive to the golf course. It's not

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Speaker 3: Like, hey, i'd like to play eighteen walking and riding.

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Speaker 3: I'll ride, man, I'll ride. Don't worry about it. Let

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Speaker 3: me see uh. Looking out at the putting green. He's like,

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Speaker 3: let me write your name down. I'll let you know

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Speaker 3: when you can go out.

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Speaker 1: All right? Cool? See writes my name down. And then

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Speaker 3: Check in and they're like, oh, we're gonna play eighteen,

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Speaker 3: you know. And he's I'm like, oh, he's gonna pair

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Speaker 3: really yeah, And.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know if I want to play

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Speaker 2: They still use legal pads.

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Speaker 1: Yes, And then he finally sticks his head out and goes, hey, man,

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Speaker 3: Why why don't you just go join them on my arm?

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Speaker 1: I'm all right cool. So I look over and there's

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Speaker 2: I literally don't know what at the turn. Square up

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Speaker 2: means you only paid for nine.

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Speaker 1: I didn't pay at all.

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Speaker 2: So he just is letting you go and then you're

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because the three guys were already on the tea box.

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Speaker 2: So why didn't you take you took out a marker

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Speaker 1: I did. I'm a whale. I'm a whale.

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Speaker 3: So there's these three black dudes on the tea box,

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Speaker 1: What's up? No?

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Speaker 2: No, how's it going? How's yo?

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Speaker 1: Man? And I roll up and I'm I'm like, I'm

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, uh, okay.

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Speaker 2: I don't either reverse racism, and I just like, I

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Speaker 1: Now, Well, good thing is I'm not. I was just like, oh,

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Speaker 3: It linger for a good three to four seconds where

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Speaker 2: I'm more lambo dude.

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Speaker 1: He got you, Oh dude, he got me so good.

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Speaker 1: What was his name, Florida Orlando.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 1: But he hit me with the no, man, we don't

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Speaker 3: And at that moment, I'm like, do I tucktail and

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Speaker 3: so what you're stuck with me? But man, he finally

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Speaker 3: I'm Orlando.

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Speaker 2: Our society's back.

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Speaker 1: Love it so awesome.

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Speaker 3: So we're playing, you know what I mean, We're hitting

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Speaker 2: Uh not in my place, but yeah, I continue it did.

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Speaker 2: The tornado was Friday night.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but this was earlier Friday and it wasn't supposed

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Speaker 1: No? Correct, We did not see any confirmation of a

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Speaker 3: And so we're like, we're on the fourth tea box

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Speaker 3: and we're like, man, man, I don't know, man, And

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Speaker 3: two of the guys like, oh, we're gonna go wait

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Speaker 3: And we sit there in a downpours for about five minutes.

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Speaker 1: Clears up. Oh they're coming back, our boys are coming back.

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Speaker 1: All right, here we go, Here we go.

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Speaker 3: We tee off play number four and then we get

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Speaker 2: What did they do with the clubhouse looped up a

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Speaker 1: I don't really know.

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Speaker 2: You guys agrease the gears.

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Speaker 2: It's all it takes into a shot.

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Speaker 1: And so we're like.

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Speaker 3: Let's just pull over these trees. And the guy goes,

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Speaker 3: cording my radar, this will be gone in twenty minutes.

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Speaker 2: He's stealing my spot.

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Speaker 1: He he's the weather man.

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Speaker 3: And so we pull up under these two trees and

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Speaker 3: we're sitting there. About eight minutes go by and it

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Speaker 1: Like, all right, let's go tee you off in the

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Speaker 1: He goes what. One of the guys micro goes what.

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Speaker 3: He goes, yeah, since you guys are just sitting there,

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Speaker 1: And he goes, what the are you talking about? Play through? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Mother, He goes, that way, you guys will get out

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Speaker 3: of our way. The guy goes, in your way, he

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Speaker 3: was we were just waiting out the rain under the tree.

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Speaker 3: He goes, you guys haven't even finished that hole. Why

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Were you yelling in the back.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know them. I don't know them.

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Speaker 3: I just got paired up with these people like and

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Speaker 3: they don't like white people.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, awkward, Okay.

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Speaker 2: Was he getting hostile to a fight? Or was it

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Speaker 2: just yelling?

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Speaker 1: It wasn't even yelling, it was just arguing. It was

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Speaker 1: just it was a discussion. Ye, discussion with cuss words. Yes.

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Speaker 3: And then we get to the T box and one

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Speaker 3: of the guys there he goes, what was that? He goes,

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Speaker 3: that guy asked us if he could play through.

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Speaker 1: The guy goes lucky. He asked, you been a different story.

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Speaker 1: If he asked me, what was he gonna do?

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Speaker 3: I'm like, well, how much of a different story? He said,

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Speaker 3: what the you mean played through? I mean, were you

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Speaker 3: gonna escalate it to a fight? He was like, they're

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Speaker 3: not even done with that. Damn, they're not even on.

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Speaker 1: The green yet.

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Speaker 3: He was like, there's not one ball in that green.

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Speaker 3: They want us to just sit here and let him

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Speaker 3: play through? Must must think this the damn Governor's Club.

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Speaker 2: Oh you weren't there.

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Speaker 1: They're like, this is your local MUNI is that your

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Speaker 1: private country club? Take that elsewhere?

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Speaker 2: Okay, So they were going hard, and I was.

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Speaker 3: Like, all right, all right, well I'm glad we didn't

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Speaker 3: get a fight. Letus wrestle the round beautiful. The rain

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Speaker 3: went away, the sun came out, played the eighteen holes

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Speaker 3: with my new friends.

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Speaker 2: Because later is when the heavens dropped. Yes, it was later.

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Speaker 2: We were at the Mexican restaurant with Jessica and the neighbor,

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Speaker 3: But I mean it was just like and we all

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Speaker 3: on the eighteenth green suar cans. Hey, nice meeting you.

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Speaker 3: Nice meeting you, nice meeting you. Good, Thanks for playing,

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Speaker 3: Thanks for playing. You guys have a bus weekend. And

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Speaker 3: I mean what I learned about these guys, I learned

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Speaker 3: about what church they went to. Did you get numbers?

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Speaker 1: No? No, no, no? They older, yeah, okay, a little

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Speaker 3: A couple of them are in real estate making deals

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Speaker 3: on the I'm gonna call you when I get out

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Speaker 3: of here, and we're gonna, you know, at closing. You know,

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Speaker 3: if it comes back at three point fifty, we'll just

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Speaker 3: give them ten thousand back at closing.

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Speaker 2: That's a good sign. That means the housing markets back,

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Speaker 2: we're gonna start to drop these housing prices and.

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Speaker 3: Then but if it, you know, if the praisal comes

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Speaker 3: back the little Higer, we'll just give them twenty thousand, just

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Speaker 3: because they took the loan for three sixty, so we

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Speaker 3: right now.

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Speaker 1: But I'm gonna call you when I get out of here.

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Speaker 2: You call your wife, honey.

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Speaker 1: I heard they're gonna drop it to three sixty. The

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Speaker 1: need to get a cash out refi from loan pronto.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, and.

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Speaker 3: They're just talking deals, and I'm just like, wow, this

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Speaker 2: Sometimes when you're around people that are faking or doing

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Speaker 2: did you?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, hey honey, Uh what's for dinner? No, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: No. I didn't have to fit in at all.

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Speaker 3: And they were really funny, like if you would be

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Speaker 3: you know, on the green you would putt if you

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Speaker 3: had missed real bad and it went farther away, or

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Speaker 3: you were still the work, and they'd be like, still

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Speaker 1: So they were ribbing each other. They were ribbing me,

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Speaker 1: ribbing each other. They were a great guys. Did you

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Speaker 1: play for skins? They were playing for skins?

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Speaker 2: Of course they were.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they weren't.

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Speaker 3: They didn't include me in their game, did not ask

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Speaker 3: me to part of their gambling, but they were like.

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Speaker 3: The one guy was like, man, I beat your ass

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Speaker 3: on both nines both, he goes, and I still owe

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Speaker 3: you three dollars. He goes, because the par threes are

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Speaker 3: worth more, and you beat me on the par threes today.

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Speaker 3: He goes, son of a gun, I mean, hilarious.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so fun.

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Speaker 2: I love that there's something in it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean. And then I saw him in the

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Speaker 1: I found out that they One of the guys goes

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Speaker 1: goes to nine to fifteen church. He's at the golf

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Speaker 1: course by eleven.

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Speaker 2: Where are they going?

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Speaker 3: One of them goes over on Jefferson, the other one

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I couldn't tell you, but he did say that when

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Speaker 3: every Titans home game, every one of them he goes.

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Speaker 3: But now I don't go to in the games he goes.

439
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:53,560
Speaker 3: I wish the Memphis Grizzlies were here.

440
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,480
Speaker 1: I'd go now basketball, I'm still in on the basketball

441
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:58,080
Speaker 1: if we had the Memphers Grizzlies here.

442
00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,560
Speaker 3: Then he starts talking about John Morant and about how

443
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,359
Speaker 3: frustrating it is to be a fan of John Morant, and.

444
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:05,679
Speaker 1: I don't know if we should keep him for you to

445
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,440
Speaker 1: get rid of him, but his attitude is terrible.

446
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:09,480
Speaker 2: Memphis was good last year.

447
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,840
Speaker 1: They were terrible. They didn't make the playoffs. I don't know.

448
00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:16,680
Speaker 1: I think they were like dead last.

449
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:18,160
Speaker 2: No, it was a playoff game because Bones was gonna

450
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:18,960
Speaker 2: court side.

451
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:23,600
Speaker 1: I was in game. Yeah, play in. They didn't get

452
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:27,000
Speaker 1: to play in. I told Justin we were going courtside,

453
00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:32,480
Speaker 1: and then I couldn't name forty things in charades. That's right.

454
00:19:33,119 --> 00:19:35,400
Speaker 1: So yeah, I was my round of golf on Friday. Man,

455
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,640
Speaker 1: it was great. Said goodbye to him and I went

456
00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:40,280
Speaker 1: home to my family. It was an amazing day.

457
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:41,879
Speaker 2: That sounds fun.

458
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:46,920
Speaker 3: And I've thought about it since then, about them telling me, no,

459
00:19:47,359 --> 00:19:49,840
Speaker 3: we don't like white people, and I'm just going, man,

460
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,679
Speaker 3: I don't know what to do. Like there's not a

461
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:53,480
Speaker 3: lot of times that I am like, I don't know

462
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,240
Speaker 3: what to do. And that was one of the moments

463
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:58,680
Speaker 3: where it's like, they don't like white people. That's real.

464
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,359
Speaker 1: I can't play eighteen holes with them. If they don't

465
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Speaker 1: like white people.

466
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:05,280
Speaker 2: You could have bridged the gap. But they were kidding.

467
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,520
Speaker 3: But they were kidding, and so we had a great time.

468
00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:10,840
Speaker 3: And then Friday night it just rained, dude, monsoon.

469
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:13,320
Speaker 2: Well it's time to have an uncomfortable conversation. Boys.

470
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:17,200
Speaker 1: And my wife decided to be a good neighbor because

471
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Speaker 1: one of the neighbors, the husband's out of town until Monday,

472
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:24,240
Speaker 1: which is today, so she invited the other lady and

473
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:25,639
Speaker 1: her three kids over for dinner.

474
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,280
Speaker 2: That's cool. You don't got to deal with the dad.

475
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:32,040
Speaker 1: I mean, well, I mean it was just like Jessica

476
00:20:32,119 --> 00:20:34,840
Speaker 1: comes to Mexican, her dude's like, why can't I come?

477
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:36,320
Speaker 1: He didn't go.

478
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,119
Speaker 2: I don't know. The girls never invited him, so just

479
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:40,920
Speaker 2: me and the girls. Huh.

480
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:44,640
Speaker 3: I'm like, I want you there, man, I want you there. See,

481
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:46,199
Speaker 3: you didn't have anybody to talk to, just me and

482
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:48,920
Speaker 3: the hens, just you Bay and Jessica.

483
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:53,760
Speaker 2: Yeah two, I mean you heard the women of the view,

484
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,000
Speaker 2: a bunch of cackling hens. Yeah, that's what it was

485
00:20:56,080 --> 00:21:00,879
Speaker 2: like El Mexico. Oh restaurant, we go around the corner.

486
00:21:01,359 --> 00:21:05,120
Speaker 1: Are you sure she's not trying to like say, hey,

487
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:09,800
Speaker 1: I'm down. No, they just got married. No, no, they got

488
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:14,320
Speaker 1: married one week ago. Oh oh that's the one that

489
00:21:14,359 --> 00:21:18,399
Speaker 1: was in the backyard. Yeah, huh huh. I don't know.

490
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:19,000
Speaker 1: But yeah.

491
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:22,439
Speaker 3: I mean, so I'm home and I'm basically entertaining the

492
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:25,200
Speaker 3: kids because it's two hens are in the kitchen talking

493
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,399
Speaker 3: and all the kids are like, let's go do this,

494
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:28,600
Speaker 3: let's go do go do that.

495
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:33,160
Speaker 2: I'm like, they got boys or girls? Uh a seven

496
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:36,320
Speaker 2: year old boy, four year old girl. Actually at that age,

497
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,760
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter. They also like sports can down play

498
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,680
Speaker 2: baseball in the backyard. You got a full outfield.

499
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:42,639
Speaker 1: Well it's already dark because it's four o'clock.

500
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,360
Speaker 2: Uh, time to get a mercury light.

501
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,000
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, Like four o'clock here, it

502
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,120
Speaker 3: gets dark. And then they have a six month old,

503
00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:49,480
Speaker 3: so I don't have to worry about that kid.

504
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:51,919
Speaker 2: N do I need to serve at milk?

505
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:55,359
Speaker 3: So there's five kids just running around, being chaotic, running

506
00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:57,720
Speaker 3: around through the house, in and out the back door,

507
00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:58,520
Speaker 3: the front door.

508
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:01,240
Speaker 1: I mean, it was just pure. Do you have a basement?

509
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess you called it a basement.

510
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,640
Speaker 2: Yeah. If you don't, you might need to dig one.

511
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:09,760
Speaker 2: That's where you throw the kids.

512
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:13,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, and anyway, so that was my Friday. What about

513
00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:15,000
Speaker 1: your Friday? Is there anything exciting?

514
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:19,120
Speaker 2: I just told you a tornader came to town. We

515
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:19,960
Speaker 2: rushed home.

516
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:24,160
Speaker 1: It was just monsooning. It was raining.

517
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:25,760
Speaker 2: And then after Mexica and I passed out at like

518
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:28,160
Speaker 2: seven thirty. Woke up on the couch again. Baser goes,

519
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,240
Speaker 2: you were too perfect sleeping. I wasn't gonna wake you.

520
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:34,240
Speaker 2: Woke up at six am. Wow, slept again, twelve hours

521
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:37,920
Speaker 2: in a couch position. That's not even fully reclined.

522
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:41,520
Speaker 1: You know you have a bedroom. I know, but that's

523
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:44,040
Speaker 1: how exhausted the body is. The body does what it does.

524
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,920
Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't realize you worked so hard. Yeah,

525
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:48,200
Speaker 1: you can't even get off the couch.

526
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:51,000
Speaker 2: She goes, you had such a shift this week. I

527
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:53,760
Speaker 2: didn't even touch you. She's like, I was just gonna

528
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,119
Speaker 2: leave you. I turned off the TV, turned the Christmas

529
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,840
Speaker 2: light on, and we went She went to bed. I

530
00:22:58,840 --> 00:22:59,960
Speaker 2: woke up twelve hours later.

531
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:02,280
Speaker 1: Was Baser still asleep or was she awake?

532
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,320
Speaker 2: She watched an whole Hallmark movie and then she said

533
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:07,520
Speaker 2: she left me on the couch, tucked me in with

534
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:08,760
Speaker 2: a blanket, and then went to bed.

535
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:10,760
Speaker 1: Man, that's pretty sweet.

536
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,520
Speaker 3: We'll take a break and I'll tell you all about

537
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,920
Speaker 3: golf with Kevin and the boys on Saturday.

538
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:16,680
Speaker 1: We'll be right back.

539
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:20,840
Speaker 2: Well, I hope our listeners like golf.

540
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:26,000
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know. Here's what happened on Saturday. It

541
00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:30,240
Speaker 1: rained all Saturday night or Friday night. Wake up Saturday.

542
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:36,800
Speaker 1: It's cold, foggy and foggy. Fog was rolling in on

543
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,840
Speaker 1: Saturday night, and it was all day Saturday, all day,

544
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:40,720
Speaker 1: all day.

545
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:42,960
Speaker 3: And I mean, I wake up and I'm like, man,

546
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:46,399
Speaker 3: it's awful foggy out there, and I'm looking at my

547
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:48,879
Speaker 3: text and see if Kevin is still down for golf

548
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:49,879
Speaker 3: or if he's canceling.

549
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:52,399
Speaker 1: Nothing from Kevin. So I guess we're going to golf,

550
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 1: all right, man? I guess we're going.

551
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:59,199
Speaker 3: Let's go, and I drive forty three minutes to the

552
00:23:59,240 --> 00:23:59,879
Speaker 3: golf course.

553
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:02,440
Speaker 2: That's a bad beat.

554
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 3: And as I'm approaching the golf course, I can't even

555
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,280
Speaker 3: see the road it is so foggy.

556
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 2: What was the time again?

557
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,720
Speaker 1: Eight forty am? Was the tea time? No?

558
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,920
Speaker 2: Well, yes, it was very difficult to see.

559
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:18,200
Speaker 3: And I get there and I'm the first one there,

560
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 3: and then Kevin's buddy shows up, and then Kevin shows

561
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:22,879
Speaker 3: up with his other buddy.

562
00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:26,280
Speaker 1: I'm like, what's up, dudes, let's go, let's go. Yeah, yeah,

563
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 1: we go pay.

564
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:30,639
Speaker 3: And that's when I realized I tried to drove forty

565
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 3: three minutes for nine holes. This is stupid to drive

566
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:39,200
Speaker 3: that far to play nine holes. But whatever, I'm doing

567
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 3: it for the camaderie, the bonding, the friendship.

568
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:48,119
Speaker 2: Sabrina Carpenter comaraderie, come right on me. Whoa, she says,

569
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,720
Speaker 2: that didn't know that. That's what I thought you were referencing.

570
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 1: No, never heard the song. So they want to go

571
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,240
Speaker 1: to the driving range. They hit a few on the

572
00:24:55,320 --> 00:25:03,359
Speaker 1: driving range, yeah all right, and then we go to

573
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 1: the first tea box.

574
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,880
Speaker 2: Right usually where you start.

575
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:10,159
Speaker 1: It is so foggy. Yeah, how are you going to

576
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 1: see the ball? I don't even know where to hit.

577
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,040
Speaker 1: I don't know which way. I don't know where the

578
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 1: hole is. That sounds like when you me and Justin played.

579
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,760
Speaker 1: I am like, I think it's over there.

580
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,200
Speaker 3: Don't know if there's water, don't know if there's trees,

581
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:25,520
Speaker 3: don't know if there's anything.

582
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:27,439
Speaker 2: You guys are forcing it. You should have canceled.

583
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:31,760
Speaker 3: I'm gonna try to hit it that direction, and we

584
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,280
Speaker 3: all hit and then the bad part is it's cart

585
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,719
Speaker 3: path only because it rained.

586
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:38,320
Speaker 1: So we hit.

587
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:42,240
Speaker 3: All right, hopefully we can find it, and we go

588
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:47,080
Speaker 3: drive and we try to find the ball, and you

589
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:49,359
Speaker 3: find the ball. All right, cool, cool, got that ball.

590
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:53,119
Speaker 1: And then you're like, all right, well, which way is

591
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:55,120
Speaker 1: the green? Is it to the left to the right.

592
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 2: This is miserable. I would have left after one hole.

593
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,160
Speaker 3: And I was like, you know how I talked about

594
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,359
Speaker 3: like I was gonna play eighteen. Maybe I'll just keep going.

595
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,840
Speaker 1: I ain't playing eighteen. This is stupid.

596
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 2: I won't hit one of my little phone balls off

597
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,840
Speaker 2: my back patio if it's more than ten miles an

598
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:16,000
Speaker 2: hour wind, because it's not helping your shot, it's carrying it.

599
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 1: I can't believe you even played.

600
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:22,000
Speaker 3: And we oh, there's a ball. Oh yeah, there's a ball.

601
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 3: There's a ball, and find some balls. I'm gonna guess

602
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 3: the greens over there, I'm not quite sure.

603
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:33,359
Speaker 1: Wind fog, go walk the dog. Well done, well done.

604
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:36,679
Speaker 3: And we get it up to the first green and

605
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 3: there's leaves all over the green.

606
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:41,919
Speaker 2: That is one of the schleps that should have been

607
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:42,639
Speaker 2: out there early.

608
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,359
Speaker 3: And I'm like, hey, let me move this with my putter.

609
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:49,959
Speaker 3: Oh I wanted to leave worms. There were worms.

610
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:50,719
Speaker 1: All over the green.

611
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 3: Goose bumps, I mean there were series little thin worms

612
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,159
Speaker 3: were all over the freaking green.

613
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:00,240
Speaker 2: Well, have time to pick up.

614
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:03,240
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what are we doing here? And I

615
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 1: putt it. It's going right for the hole, and it

616
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 1: hit a worm and it went right.

617
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 3: And I missed the putt and they all go, you

618
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:10,640
Speaker 3: hit a worm, You hit the worm.

619
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:14,840
Speaker 1: What is this course?

620
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:18,359
Speaker 2: Tell me off air And I'm never going to the

621
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:19,719
Speaker 2: worm capital of the world.

622
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,639
Speaker 1: And so we're just there and I'm like, wow, that

623
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 1: was a fun whole. Right, let's go to number two.

624
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 2: So hole one was can't see your balls first shot

625
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 2: or second and even once you get on the green,

626
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,600
Speaker 2: at five. You then have worm trouble.

627
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,160
Speaker 1: You have worms. There's just land mines everywhere, and I'm

628
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 1: talking hundreds of worms, not like three or four hundreds,

629
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 1: So they couldn't be taken on right. You can't just

630
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 1: pick one up and move it.

631
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 2: They were everywhere. How does that happen? And who didn't

632
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:45,960
Speaker 2: show up for work?

633
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 1: It's my question? How do worms live on the green?

634
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 1: The rain had to do with it and had to

635
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 1: be So get to the number two and it's a

636
00:27:55,359 --> 00:28:01,359
Speaker 1: par five, and I'm like, I think we're going between

637
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 1: that way. Just hit it and rip, grip it and

638
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:08,800
Speaker 1: rip hit. All right, let's try to go find it.

639
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 1: This is brutal. This is my nightmare.

640
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 2: The only thing to make this worse if you said

641
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 2: parking was tough at the beginning, where you didn't know

642
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:17,399
Speaker 2: if you were at legal parking.

643
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,119
Speaker 1: No, No, there was putty in parking because there was

644
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:19,680
Speaker 1: no one there.

645
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:22,920
Speaker 2: I would have left with all of these factors right now.

646
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 1: And when I went to check in at the clubhouse,

647
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,119
Speaker 1: he goes, yeah, we had a little bit of a

648
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:28,640
Speaker 1: fog delay, you know. We I had to push tea

649
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,680
Speaker 1: times back thirty minutes, but two groups didn't show up,

650
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 1: so we're back on schedule.

651
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,159
Speaker 2: What a perfect out, though, if you're a manager and

652
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 2: you got a hangover fog, push it back thirty Sorry, guys, we're.

653
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:42,080
Speaker 3: Opening in thirty minutes, not even at the course yet.

654
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:45,360
Speaker 3: So it's a par five and we're just looking for

655
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 3: our ball. No idea where it is, no idea.

656
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 1: Where we're aiming, and we hit all right, cool. Then

657
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:59,200
Speaker 1: we go to the third hole and broom the fog

658
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:00,200
Speaker 1: goes away.

659
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 2: So it should have been about an hour fog delay. Yes,

660
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 2: should have been about an hour fog delay. And also

661
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 2: if I if it's anything I know, Kevin's a football player,

662
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 2: ain't no way his buddies are any good?

663
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 1: Uh? His one buddy from CALLI could smack it, smack

664
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 1: it well. In our world, that still doesn't mean much.

665
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 1: Pretty good, Oh straight, smack far other guy, some good,

666
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 1: some bad? Okay, Kevin, all over the place?

667
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 2: You dead middle but old man golf who with a

668
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 2: little bit of strength since your training session.

669
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:41,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been training, man, I've been training, okay, and

670
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 1: I didn't played with you in like two years, so

671
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:47,320
Speaker 1: I know what the hell. I don't even I don't

672
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 1: even know your game.

673
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 2: I'm unfamiliar with it.

674
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 3: I mean, my game some days is really good.

675
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 2: If you play me from one hundred yards out, nobody

676
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:56,479
Speaker 2: hits it closer to me, not even Bryson.

677
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 1: No, no, I'm not. I'm not that good as that.

678
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 2: Right, one hundred I'll beat you every day. Okay, great,

679
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:06,240
Speaker 2: I'll play for skins today. Let's go.

680
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:09,479
Speaker 1: Let's go first, one to hit it over. The Cumberland wins.

681
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,760
Speaker 2: We go to a local course of five dollars.

682
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 1: Oh, you want to play eighteen? No, no, no, just one no, no,

683
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,720
Speaker 1: we just want to play from one hundred in. We

684
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 1: don't want to do that'll be forty two dollars.

685
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 3: Nope, we're only starting at one hundred yard marker, so

686
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 3: we're only using a third of your course.

687
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 1: We will be paying fifteen dollars. Thank you.

688
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 2: Me and the other guy one time at a playoff

689
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 2: and the person came and told us, hey, you can't

690
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 2: play another No, you guys can't go around again. We'll

691
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 2: go we're tied. We had to play a nineteenth toll

692
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 2: and he goes, all right, hurry.

693
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 1: Up, he let us play nineteen. He understood it was

694
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 1: a tie. Yeah, And I forgot to tell you when

695
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 1: I was driving Dream one and two. I found a

696
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:53,160
Speaker 1: Diablo headcover for a driver that's probably pretty expensive, and

697
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:54,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, put it in the back, put

698
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 1: it in the cart. We get to number three and

699
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 1: it's a par three and I'm like, is that a

700
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:08,239
Speaker 1: golf club on the green? No, I can't be and

701
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 1: all I hit. Everybody hits drive up. Gab Wedge is

702
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 1: sitting in the middle.

703
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:14,720
Speaker 2: Of the green.

704
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 1: Was the guy before you saw tade? And I'm like, wow, okay, cool,

705
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,959
Speaker 1: all right, let's pick that up.

706
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 2: Put it in the bag, hide it under a towel.

707
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 1: Yep.

708
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 3: And we're pulling up to the next hole and there's

709
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 3: a group coming back the other way on the other

710
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 3: and I'm like, hey, you guys lose a gap wedge

711
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 3: And the guy answers without even asking his friends, no,

712
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:36,880
Speaker 3: not us.

713
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, you didn't even ask your buddies, how do

714
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 1: you know what they've lost? Odd? And he goes not us,

715
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 1: and I'm like, all right, idiots, there's the only way

716
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:48,480
Speaker 1: it could be you. You're coming right back down the

717
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 1: hole after us.

718
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:54,960
Speaker 2: Most valuable thing you've ever lost?

719
00:31:55,400 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 1: I watch my parents, My grandparents got me a bogle

720
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 1: letty watch like two hundred dollars for college. I got

721
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 1: drunk and lost ith.

722
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 2: On the golf course.

723
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 3: No, you just said I've ever lost never mind continuing,

724
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 3: Oh on the golf course, my dignity pits. Oh God,

725
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 3: his cell phone every other time, twelve times? Brother, do

726
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 3: you mind riding eighteen with me? I think I dropped

727
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 3: the cell phone. Brother, How the hell did you lose

728
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:28,280
Speaker 3: your cell phone?

729
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 1: Yeah? It's like this guy that used to work on

730
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 1: this podcast.

731
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 3: One time we played and he lost his wedding ring

732
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 3: and he was like, hey, do you mind driving back

733
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:40,240
Speaker 3: and helping me look for it? What out of all

734
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 3: these eighteen holes, you think we're gonna drive and we're

735
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 3: gonna find a little ring just laying somewhere find it?

736
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:48,600
Speaker 1: No? Me.

737
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:51,240
Speaker 2: The worst thing is sleeve of beer. I had it

738
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 2: hooked on my clubs and for whatever reason, he hit

739
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 2: a bump and fell off two holes back. Guy had it.

740
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 2: Definitely was a beer gone, but I still had four

741
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 2: in the sleep.

742
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 1: Not bad so anyway.

743
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 3: So I'm like, all right, gap wedge got a headcover

744
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 3: and it's not these people, these idiots, I mean, even

745
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 3: though they're on the next hole after us, turns out

746
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:14,680
Speaker 3: there's like three holes before that hole, it went in

747
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:16,960
Speaker 3: a circle. There was like he went that way out

748
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 3: around so it wasn't them. And so all of a sudden,

749
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 3: here comes this dude driving back. We're on the fourth

750
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 3: hole and he's like, hey man, and I'm like head

751
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 3: cover and he goes, no, oh, that is my buddy's

752
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 3: head cover.

753
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:34,120
Speaker 1: Dude, that's cool. Oh you lost the diablo And I

754
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,520
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, you're looking for a gap wedge. He goes, yes,

755
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 1: why are you outing what you have? You're supposed to

756
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:44,960
Speaker 1: play it off. You guys looking for something in particular,

757
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 1: they gotta name what's theirs before they're gonna get it

758
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 1: from you. Oh sorry, that's the art of getting free clubs.

759
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 1: But also you're kind of being a little stand dollars.

760
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,000
Speaker 2: What brings you around here?

761
00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 1: Partner? Hey man, you're going the wrong direction. You need

762
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 1: to turn that golf cart and go that way. Dude.

763
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 2: Most guys are too shy to even go back for

764
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 2: a headcover. That's how I get most of my headcovers.

765
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 1: Well, he didn't even know it was a headcover was missing.

766
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,839
Speaker 1: He goes, oh, yeah, that is my buddy's head cover. Man.

767
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,720
Speaker 1: That is like because I said oh, you lose a headcover.

768
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 1: He goes no.

769
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 3: I was like, gap, wedge goes yeah, and I said

770
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 3: this is here. He goes, oh, that is my buddy though.

771
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 3: I mean I was like wow, and we all look

772
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,920
Speaker 3: at each other like this dude has to be messed up, right,

773
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:25,919
Speaker 3: he has to be high.

774
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,319
Speaker 2: But headcover you're not going back for right.

775
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 3: It's like, all right, headcover, you don't even realize it cool,

776
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 3: lost it in the fog.

777
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 2: I get it.

778
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,800
Speaker 1: So then I get to number five green, seven iron

779
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:41,959
Speaker 1: sitting on the green. This is awesome. I'm like, how

780
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,080
Speaker 1: is this possible?

781
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 2: They don't even make it better as if it was

782
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 2: what a uh mizuno. Those are apparently amazing irons. Really yeah,

783
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 2: Johnny Manzel has him and Dodd got it. Well.

784
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 1: It was a nice club.

785
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 3: It was a nice shaft uh thick grips, very nice club.

786
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 1: And about number eight they come he comes turn around.

787
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 1: Ay man, I'm like, seven iron. He goes, that's the

788
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 1: one man, that's the one, same guy.

789
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 2: Okay, So yeah, he was on something edibles.

790
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 1: Had to be I mean eight o'clock in the morning.

791
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 1: He had to be hiring a kite.

792
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I ain't waken bake, waken.

793
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:23,400
Speaker 3: Bake fine cool, get to number ten green five iron

794
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 3: on the green, Like, are you serious?

795
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 2: This dude either cheap set or I mean he might

796
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:33,280
Speaker 2: have been on some of those illegal edibles.

797
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 1: And I'm like, how is this possible?

798
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 2: You get some of those edibles from Illinois.

799
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:42,719
Speaker 3: Partner And this time he doesn't even come back for it.

800
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,400
Speaker 3: He sends the chick in the group to come back,

801
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 3: and I was like.

802
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 1: She comes back. She goes, do you guys happen to

803
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:54,440
Speaker 1: have a five iron that my friend left back there?

804
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,360
Speaker 1: And we're like, yeah, here it is. She goes, I'm sorry.

805
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 1: I told him to get his s together. You gotta

806
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:00,160
Speaker 1: quit leaving clubs everywhere.

807
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:02,879
Speaker 2: So he had a chick with him. So they were

808
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:04,839
Speaker 2: out there just having themselves a day.

809
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:07,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so they leave.

810
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 2: Sometimes you bring a chick, guys, there ain't golfing for

811
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 2: anything at less than seven hours. You're gonna have to

812
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 2: have some sort of entertainment at that and you're gonna

813
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 2: have either the booze or some other type of fun. Typically,

814
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 2: if it's not a girl, hardcore girl golfers, she's not

815
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:24,440
Speaker 2: gonna be entertained.

816
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, And what's funny is Kevin left after nine. He left,

817
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 1: his buddy stayed, so I stayed and you played with

818
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 1: his buddies. Yeah.

819
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:34,880
Speaker 3: Absolutely, And we're on one hole, I think it was thirteen,

820
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:38,879
Speaker 3: and his buddy hits it in the woods drop.

821
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 2: That sounds like what I called nine holes Ago.

822
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:45,800
Speaker 3: Hits in the woods drops called that, fluffs it short

823
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:50,359
Speaker 3: in the rough and then he's like twenty yards from

824
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 3: the green, chips it out of thick rough, bounces, rolls

825
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 3: right in the cup and we're.

826
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 1: Like, whoa, whoa. Celebrate h for about three seconds. Then

827
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 1: the other buddy goes, too bad. You still got an eight.

828
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 2: A chippin and his boy's dogging him.

829
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 3: This boy let him celebrate for about three seconds, and

830
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:29,479
Speaker 3: the and not even smiling, just dead ass goes still

831
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:35,719
Speaker 3: got an eate dead ass.

832
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:38,320
Speaker 1: So freaking funny, so funny.

833
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:40,280
Speaker 2: So you guys were playing Snowman Territory.

834
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 1: I mean it was. It was hilarious.

835
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:46,160
Speaker 3: So then we're on the we just finished twelve, We're

836
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:49,880
Speaker 3: going to thirteen. Here comes that dude driving back.

837
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what in the world is he doing?

838
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 3: Club guy, Yes, club guy, it's coming back again. And

839
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 3: he pulls up because there's toilets.

840
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 1: He pulls up, puts his cart there, what goes in,

841
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:10,320
Speaker 1: grabs his phone and leaves. He forgot his phone in

842
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:10,840
Speaker 1: the bathroom.

843
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:15,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, was college kid, is what I'm envisioning.

844
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,239
Speaker 1: He looked about twenty two, twenty three.

845
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:21,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, see then it just seems like he ain't got

846
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 2: a job full time. He wouldn't think what does he

847
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:27,719
Speaker 2: have to remember? I don't know it would make sense

848
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:30,800
Speaker 2: if Kevin with twin kids was leaving his stuff around. Correct,

849
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 2: he's preoccupied with other things. This guy's got a chick

850
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:38,399
Speaker 2: to keep entertained. He's just got a microdose and you're

851
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:42,440
Speaker 2: good to go. Remember a couple clubs, buddy, he lost

852
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:49,080
Speaker 2: three clubs, Diablo, Diablo and cell phone. He can entire

853
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 2: around and he y'all lose a pair of panties.

854
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:56,880
Speaker 3: I mean, you want to talk about hilarious, absolutely hilarious

855
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 3: day of golf. Then we finished the eighteen, I mean

856
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:02,800
Speaker 3: eight round, high five and everybody, good job. That was

857
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:05,919
Speaker 3: a lot of fun guys, nice meeting you boys. See

858
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:07,799
Speaker 3: you on the flip side.

859
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 2: And I headed home two groups of from both stories

860
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:12,440
Speaker 2: you'll never see again.

861
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:14,920
Speaker 3: Right, And I was and I tell my wife, I

862
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 3: was like Hey, Kevin's gonna barbecue at the house, and

863
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 3: he said we could bring the kids over and they're

864
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,719
Speaker 3: gonna'm all gonna be hanging out. And she goes, oh, no,

865
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 3: I wanna take down the Halloween decorations.

866
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, cool.

867
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:28,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, you presented her with a horrible idea. She's like,

868
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 2: You've been at golf all day and I'm gonna go

869
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 2: to a random barbecue out in the country, probably miles

870
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:37,240
Speaker 2: from your house.

871
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:40,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, miles, yeah, probably about thirty five minutes.

872
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I don't invite people to my house.

873
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,240
Speaker 2: I'm like, they gotta have better options.

874
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:48,279
Speaker 1: Yeah. But then what happened next. We didn't take down

875
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 1: any Halloween decorations. I'll tell you about it. Right after this.

876
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,200
Speaker 2: Ray, she put on a French made costume.

877
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 1: Nope, Nope, didn't do that either. But I'm sitting there

878
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 1: and I'm like, all right, so I start doing the

879
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 1: Halloween decorations. She goes, oh, actually, the neighbors and their

880
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 1: three kids are gonna come over, and I'm like what.

881
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:14,160
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, it's a nice day. They wanted to

882
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 1: know if we were around. I was like, yeah, come

883
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:18,719
Speaker 1: on over. I'm all right, cool, cool.

884
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:22,399
Speaker 3: So they bring their three kids, and then another third

885
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:23,920
Speaker 3: grader that lives down the street, he.

886
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:26,880
Speaker 1: Just walks in. I'm like, how the hell did he

887
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,320
Speaker 1: know to come here? What are you? A halfway house?

888
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:33,239
Speaker 3: And then a fourth grader that doesn't even go to

889
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 3: our school, he comes walking in the house.

890
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:40,479
Speaker 1: I'm like, how did you know to come here?

891
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 2: It is wild once you have kids.

892
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 1: I mean, this kid I've never seen. He's never come

893
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 1: to our house before.

894
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:51,360
Speaker 2: Your kid walks in my house without knocking. I'm calling

895
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:53,360
Speaker 2: Child Protective Services.

896
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 1: And I'm like like, what are they? Like? How are

897
00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 1: they here?

898
00:40:57,719 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 3: She goes, Oh, I texted all the moms in the

899
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,640
Speaker 3: neighbor and just said, hey, if any kids want to

900
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 3: come over, we're having people over.

901
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 1: I would have divorced your wife on the spot. I'm like, oh.

902
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 3: So they were playing jackpot in the front yard and

903
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,840
Speaker 3: doing that for a while, and then one of the kids,

904
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:20,759
Speaker 3: the kid that doesn't go to our school, his dad

905
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:23,000
Speaker 3: shows up AND's like, Hey, I'm about to head to

906
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:25,800
Speaker 3: his sister's basketball game. Is it cool if he stays

907
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:26,879
Speaker 3: here while we go to the game?

908
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 2: Free childcare.

909
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, I guess he goes all right? Man? You

910
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:33,839
Speaker 1: guys have a good day.

911
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:36,959
Speaker 2: Well, you just took the guy's kid off his hands

912
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 2: for him. Hope he's happy.

913
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 1: And I'm like all right. So then the kids come

914
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 1: back like all right, we want to play soccer now.

915
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,279
Speaker 3: So there was a soccer game going on with like

916
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:51,840
Speaker 3: let's see my three two, So that's five seven kids

917
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:55,399
Speaker 3: playing soccer in the freaking running over over each other.

918
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 3: Was the two oldest kids against all the younger kids

919
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 3: and close game or blowout.

920
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:06,280
Speaker 2: It was like six to two older, like Messy versus Nashville.

921
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:09,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I was bad.

922
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:10,279
Speaker 2: I watched it.

923
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:11,319
Speaker 1: I didn't watch it.

924
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:14,320
Speaker 2: I go Baser, do we have apple? And she goes, yeah,

925
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 2: I watched the whole dang game. No, I mess She

926
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 2: had like five goals.

927
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 1: Yeah yeaheah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

928
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:22,480
Speaker 3: I was gonna watch it on Sunday morning with the

929
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:25,440
Speaker 3: boys because they went to bed because they played. They

930
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,279
Speaker 3: played soccer for good hour and a half hour and

931
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:32,800
Speaker 3: a half, blood, sweat, tears out, there a lot of fighting,

932
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:36,280
Speaker 3: a lot of fowls uh, PK's everything.

933
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 2: The all the kids were calling the PK. Yuh dad,

934
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 2: can you call it p K? Well Son, you don't

935
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:42,800
Speaker 2: call it every time it hits their hands.

936
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 1: Well, I said, no, it's your game. I'm not gonna rev.

937
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 1: I'm just watching.

938
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 2: I'm sure you reffed.

939
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 1: No, I didn't ref my tongue over herek.

940
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 3: The best thing you can do is let the kids

941
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 3: figure it out.

942
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:59,480
Speaker 1: They know how to play, they know how to do it.

943
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 2: So what were you the unpaid ref? No?

944
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:03,919
Speaker 3: I was talking to the two parents that were there,

945
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 3: got it, hanging out with them, chatting it up, blah

946
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:10,360
Speaker 3: blah blah. And then it gets dark outside, so we

947
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:13,240
Speaker 3: got to walk one kid who's in third grade home.

948
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 2: I'm getting you a mercury light for Christmas.

949
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:16,760
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means.

950
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 2: It's a huge light that we had as kids. You

951
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 2: could play basketball when it's dark out. Same thing for soccer.

952
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead and get that for me, all right,

953
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:24,239
Speaker 1: wrap it up.

954
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:28,359
Speaker 2: And a tall tree, yeah, okay, it'll go on top

955
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 2: of that, or a barn.

956
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 1: Don't have a barn pole, barn? Nope?

957
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:36,839
Speaker 2: Then what the tall tree will actually do? Because there's

958
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:37,359
Speaker 2: dad has.

959
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:38,839
Speaker 3: One on the top of this tall tree. Actually there

960
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:40,680
Speaker 3: is one in the tree. Maybe it's just burned out.

961
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:45,320
Speaker 3: You got a mercury light already.

962
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 1: I'm about to go and look. I'm not get up

963
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 1: there and look that out, dude.

964
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:50,799
Speaker 2: The kids will lose their minds if they look out

965
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 2: and there's a sun out at six pm.

966
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:55,399
Speaker 1: It's in the form of a mercury light.

967
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,719
Speaker 3: It would be a game changer because we are we're

968
00:43:57,719 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 3: struggling with the four o'clock getting dark.

969
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 1: It's it's miserable.

970
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:02,600
Speaker 2: Well, you're about to be dead of the year. We're

971
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:03,680
Speaker 2: getting the mercury light.

972
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:04,399
Speaker 1: Yeah.

973
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,719
Speaker 3: And so the kids go to bed. They're tired, they're exhausted,

974
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 3: they got mud all over them. They're I mean, I'm like,

975
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 3: you guys, don't need a shower, just go.

976
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:14,319
Speaker 1: To bed with the mud. Yeah, straight to the shower. No, No,

977
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:14,879
Speaker 1: they were playing.

978
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:18,360
Speaker 3: They were playing hard four year olds in there, playing goalie,

979
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 3: taking shots off the chest like a freaking machine.

980
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 2: Straight to the shower.

981
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:25,239
Speaker 1: And I'm like, you guys, don't need to bathe just

982
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 1: go to bed.

983
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 2: Mom would make us undress in the garage, get the

984
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:31,319
Speaker 2: muddy clothes off. Couldn't look at the sister. You had

985
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:33,239
Speaker 2: to separate and not look at sister. And then we'd

986
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 2: each get in one at a time without the muddy clothes,

987
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 2: and you guys just went straight into the bed.

988
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:38,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, we ate dinner.

989
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:41,680
Speaker 3: We ate dinner, then went to bed, and I was like,

990
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:43,399
Speaker 3: I was gonna let him stay for the game, but

991
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 3: they were so tired, and I was like, this is

992
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:46,880
Speaker 3: just givena be a nightmare.

993
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,320
Speaker 2: Game was late, started seven thirty, yeah.

994
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:50,800
Speaker 3: And so I was like, we'll watch it in the morning.

995
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:53,560
Speaker 3: And then I saw the score was four nothing. I

996
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 3: was like, not evenna bother.

997
00:44:55,400 --> 00:45:00,040
Speaker 2: Pretty cool in Miami light show, the nets pink, the

998
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:04,280
Speaker 2: fog machines, pink, the fireworks every time MESSI scored pink.

999
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 2: It's pretty cool. I actually thought it was in Nashville

1000
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 2: for about five minutes, but then saw the pink out yeah,

1001
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:11,960
Speaker 2: and I was like, what are they supporting breast cancer

1002
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 2: in November?

1003
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,040
Speaker 3: And then I realized their colors pink. I didn't need

1004
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 3: to see fog. I'd already seen enough fog for the

1005
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 3: day so PTSD. So Sunday I'm like, all right, we're

1006
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 3: gonna watch it.

1007
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,439
Speaker 1: But it's four and nothing. So I've never even brought

1008
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 1: it up to the boys.

1009
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:26,360
Speaker 2: A lot of the fans at Miami you'd see it

1010
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:28,720
Speaker 2: and you'd be like, oh my gosh, those guys are excited.

1011
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:31,280
Speaker 2: It must be buddies. Oh they're more than buddies.

1012
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 1: Oh, they're like the guys outside the Rockies game.

1013
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:36,799
Speaker 2: It would be a it's a different type of kiss cam.

1014
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 2: So they show a couple guys, you'd be like, man,

1015
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:42,120
Speaker 2: just a couple of bros. Oh oh he crossed the line,

1016
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:43,840
Speaker 2: not bros.

1017
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:47,720
Speaker 1: Ah. Yeah, okay, got what you're saying.

1018
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:50,799
Speaker 2: So yeah, So I watched a little bit of the

1019
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:55,840
Speaker 2: Falcons Colts and then yeah, that game was great in Berlin.

1020
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, the four year old on Friday he told his

1021
00:45:58,560 --> 00:45:59,879
Speaker 1: teacher his left ear hurt.

1022
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:03,759
Speaker 3: Come on, you're left to your hearts, blah blah. But

1023
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 3: then Saturday there was like dried like gunk coming out

1024
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 3: of his ear.

1025
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,680
Speaker 1: Minute clinic, they'll blow out the ears sixty five dollars

1026
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 1: and I was like, ooh, they shoot water through it.

1027
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 1: I was like, might be an ear infection.

1028
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 3: And on Sundays the doctor is open from eleven thirty

1029
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 3: to one, first come, first serve. So I was like,

1030
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 3: all right, we got to be there right at eleven thirty.

1031
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:30,240
Speaker 3: We got there at eleven thirty two. Third people in line.

1032
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 3: Doctor came in, gave one lug gos infected ears, infected.

1033
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:40,319
Speaker 1: I'm like, dang, all right. So we go and go

1034
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:42,719
Speaker 1: to the grocery store, pick them stuff for lunch, go home,

1035
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:45,799
Speaker 1: eat lunch, and I'm watching the Bears game because they're

1036
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 1: actually on TV here. They're playing the Giants that Crapper

1037
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:54,319
Speaker 1: was on and Jackson Dart is carving us up like

1038
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:58,360
Speaker 1: a freaking pumpkin. He's running all over us, and I'm like, god,

1039
00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:59,319
Speaker 1: this is disgusting.

1040
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:02,879
Speaker 2: Brookie ye kid runs a lot, fumbles a little bit,

1041
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:05,840
Speaker 2: and there was snow. There was a little bit of snow.

1042
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:08,240
Speaker 2: He was like, man, we were and we're losing.

1043
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:08,719
Speaker 1: We're getting there.

1044
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 3: And I'm like, and I text Batter's Box. I'm like,

1045
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:15,280
Speaker 3: Jackson Dart is so much better than Caleb Williams.

1046
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:15,480
Speaker 1: No.

1047
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 3: And he goes, oh God, here we go again. And

1048
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:22,400
Speaker 3: I'm sitting there and then it's like one thirty and

1049
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:24,279
Speaker 3: my wife comes in and goes, oh, don't forget, we

1050
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:25,919
Speaker 3: got to go to that birthday party at two.

1051
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:28,439
Speaker 2: Not going. You gotta do something for the big show,

1052
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 2: so you can't say yes to all these things.

1053
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:33,360
Speaker 3: He said, what do you mean? She goes, oh, yeah,

1054
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:36,880
Speaker 3: Baby Box three, who's four, his buddy from his class,

1055
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 3: is having a birthday party.

1056
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, where is it?

1057
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:43,400
Speaker 3: She goes, Oh, it's at the park. And for you

1058
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:46,120
Speaker 3: people that don't live in Nashville, let me tell you.

1059
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:50,840
Speaker 1: About our weather on Sunday, freezing. It was forty degrees

1060
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,959
Speaker 1: and windy. So when it says forty degrees, it said

1061
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 1: feels like twenty seven. And I was like, we're going

1062
00:47:57,640 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 1: to the park. Yeah, we told we RSVP'd. I'm like

1063
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 1: what and she was like yeah.

1064
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:07,520
Speaker 3: And Baby Boxes Uh Buddy's gonna be there because his

1065
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:10,840
Speaker 3: little sister's in in Baby Boxes three's class. And I

1066
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:13,759
Speaker 3: invited Baby Box two's friend who lives right by the park.

1067
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:18,720
Speaker 3: So we gotta go, Oh what is with all these hangouts?

1068
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:20,399
Speaker 1: So I'm my hurt.

1069
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:23,880
Speaker 3: So we bundle up, got jackets, gloves, hats, and we

1070
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:25,719
Speaker 3: get in the car and we drive over there, and

1071
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:27,759
Speaker 3: as we pull up, guess what it starts.

1072
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:29,320
Speaker 1: Doing pull up drizzling.

1073
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 3: It's drizzling outside forty degrees feels like twenty seven with

1074
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 3: a drizzle, and the wind is whipping.

1075
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 2: You gotta call off the dogs at that point, and.

1076
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my gosh. And we get out of

1077
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 1: the car. We go into the little gazebo.

1078
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 2: Pull time to pull out the troops.

1079
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 1: And We're just sitting there, freezing, freezing, and I'm like, god,

1080
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 1: oh what why is it?

1081
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:54,960
Speaker 2: The principle of it because you are SVP, you odd

1082
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,760
Speaker 2: to ask my wife, but because there's I would change

1083
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 2: it up. The golf leave if there's fall the park

1084
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:03,360
Speaker 2: believe if there's a homeless guy strung out on a

1085
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 2: park bench, well, there's no.

1086
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:06,920
Speaker 1: Homeless guys strung out on a park bench.

1087
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:09,000
Speaker 2: Oh, they're looking for fire making se.

1088
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:11,239
Speaker 1: They were trying to find wood at that point. I

1089
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:13,720
Speaker 1: saw their fire from the last night. But hey, brother,

1090
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:17,319
Speaker 1: you got a Madge so or a newspaper. We're there

1091
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 1: and I'm like, am I really gonna talk to these people?

1092
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 2: You guys gonna read? Oh for the fire? Got it?

1093
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 2: Hey brother, you got a Nashville News? Oh man, it's

1094
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:27,919
Speaker 2: so got it on my phone.

1095
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:30,879
Speaker 3: We're all just sitting there, shivering, shivering, and I don't

1096
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 3: meet any new parents.

1097
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:36,319
Speaker 1: Everybody's so cold. They're just like when is this gonna end?

1098
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,280
Speaker 2: And half the kids nowadays, they ain't got no personality.

1099
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 2: They're on their phones all the time. It's like, hey,

1100
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,839
Speaker 2: how are you doing good? I mean, I can't get

1101
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:45,760
Speaker 2: Boomer to string more than three words together.

1102
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:48,440
Speaker 1: Well, these were four year olds, so they didn't have phones.

1103
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:51,880
Speaker 2: Did they even speak English? Some and they got a

1104
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:52,440
Speaker 2: hot wheels.

1105
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 3: It was a hot wheel team party, so they had

1106
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:55,719
Speaker 3: a couple of hot wheel contraptions set up.

1107
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:56,719
Speaker 2: It was warm over there.

1108
00:49:56,719 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 1: Then one was you could shoot the car into the

1109
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 1: dragon's mouth and the dragon would spin down the track.

1110
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,359
Speaker 1: One of the dads set that up.

1111
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:09,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was pretty cool. But the kids are playing

1112
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,560
Speaker 3: on the playground. I'm not talking to anybody. And then

1113
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:13,440
Speaker 3: the one dad I shows up and that I know.

1114
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 3: I talked to him for a little bit, and then

1115
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:18,239
Speaker 3: the dad of the party was like, oh, I know,

1116
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 3: it's kind of cold, so I don't think people are

1117
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:20,799
Speaker 3: going to stay long.

1118
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:24,080
Speaker 1: Got that right. I'm like, hear that, honey, Let's get

1119
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:24,919
Speaker 1: the hell out of here.

1120
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:27,680
Speaker 3: But no, the kids are having a blast, having so

1121
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:30,319
Speaker 3: much fun, and it's time for cupcakes. We do cupcakes.

1122
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:32,719
Speaker 3: Then they want to play some more. And then I

1123
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:36,440
Speaker 3: look at my phone and the Bears win. The Bears win.

1124
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:39,040
Speaker 2: DeAndre Swift and the Boys pulled it off.

1125
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:40,360
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened.

1126
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:44,600
Speaker 3: I and Batter's Box text me he goes, Kayleb Williams

1127
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:47,319
Speaker 3: hurt you, So I guess he won the game.

1128
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:49,799
Speaker 2: I don't know anytime Red Zone went to that one

1129
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:51,839
Speaker 2: or the Jags game. I'm like, get me out of here.

1130
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:55,359
Speaker 3: Uh So, I'm just freezing at the park. My toes

1131
00:50:55,400 --> 00:51:00,200
Speaker 3: are freezing. There's one kid running around in shorts. And

1132
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 3: then it's.

1133
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:02,719
Speaker 1: Like, all right, we're gonna go boom. We're all right, nice,

1134
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 1: se have things, happy birthday. We get in the car

1135
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 1: and my wife's like, hey, can we stop at the

1136
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:10,080
Speaker 1: grocery store so I can get something for dinner.

1137
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:12,760
Speaker 2: Do the Kroger thing and they bring it to you.

1138
00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh my god.

1139
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:17,760
Speaker 3: I'm like, can we not get home to watch the football.

1140
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 3: But by now the afternoon games have started and they're

1141
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:21,359
Speaker 3: all blowouts.

1142
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 1: They were all blowouts. Lions blowout, Rams blowout, Cardinals blowout,

1143
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:30,319
Speaker 1: blowed that was a big blowtout, blowed out.

1144
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 3: And I'm gonna tell you what I got. Sam Donald's

1145
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 3: my cornerback in Fantasy Now good pick. No, he's not good, oh,

1146
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:37,839
Speaker 3: because he doesn't score any points in the second half.

1147
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:39,960
Speaker 3: He only had like eight points this week and they

1148
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 3: blowed him out. He did only have one touchdown, right.

1149
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:44,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he fumbled once. And then in the

1150
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:48,879
Speaker 1: second half he had ten yards passing ten Yeah.

1151
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 2: Dave Portnoy puts out his five things, all dumb stupid thing.

1152
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 2: Bet with me. He didn't win, Steiny. This other guy followed,

1153
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:57,879
Speaker 2: he didn't win. Dave Portnoy was, but one of them

1154
00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:59,719
Speaker 2: was Donald. They put up thirty eight points. I was like,

1155
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 2: holy crap, Darnold must have got two touchdowns for h

1156
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:06,799
Speaker 2: he got one one. And all these experts with their

1157
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:09,839
Speaker 2: picks follow us. Guys, we'll give you the pill one

1158
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:13,120
Speaker 2: for three. We'll go one in three, yes, anyway, So.

1159
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:14,839
Speaker 1: Then we drop Robert the grocery store, and then we're

1160
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:16,960
Speaker 1: driving through the parking lot and there's all these geese.

1161
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:21,320
Speaker 2: Steiny he was one for three, Portnoy was two for five.

1162
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:23,799
Speaker 1: There's all these geese. So I let the kids out

1163
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:25,640
Speaker 1: of the car to chase the geese through the parking

1164
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 1: lot and they're throwing eight horns to them, and some

1165
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:31,960
Speaker 1: car pulls them. Go hey, oh, stop throwing rocks at them.

1166
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 1: Cured me, Holy, don't roll up on me like that,

1167
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:39,480
Speaker 1: old man. He says, stop throwing rocks, and my kids

1168
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:42,400
Speaker 1: go uh and they come running back. I'm just a

1169
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:45,040
Speaker 1: kid like dad. They said, they're stop throwing rocks. But

1170
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:47,520
Speaker 1: we're not throwing rocks. He said, so, then don't listen

1171
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:49,799
Speaker 1: to them. Then those people get out of the car

1172
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:53,320
Speaker 1: and start feeding the geese crackers. Go check on your medicare,

1173
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:54,359
Speaker 1: old man, And.

1174
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:56,440
Speaker 3: They bring some crackers over the kids and let the

1175
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 3: kids feed the geese. Then the kids are chasing the

1176
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:02,759
Speaker 3: geese trying to pedal. They're crackers, you and we don't

1177
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:04,480
Speaker 3: like crackers.

1178
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:08,839
Speaker 1: Now, I'm just joking. My name is Orlando. Man. What's up, man?

1179
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:12,800
Speaker 1: How you doing? Uh? And so we finally the wife

1180
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:13,640
Speaker 1: call says I'm ready.

1181
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:15,320
Speaker 3: So got to get the kids in the car, buckle

1182
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 3: them up, pick up the wife from the grocery store.

1183
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 1: Get home. I've been home all weekend. Get home. And

1184
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:28,080
Speaker 1: we got home about five forty five. That was my weekend. Man,

1185
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:33,000
Speaker 1: eas man, how's my weekend?

1186
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 2: She sees me and Bezer and her father worked on

1187
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:42,680
Speaker 2: the main cave. It's next level. I don't think I'm

1188
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:46,280
Speaker 2: ever gonna leave it. Really, we got TVs mounted on TVs.

1189
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:50,600
Speaker 2: We got all my jerseys hung, my wicker jersey. Phil goes,

1190
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:53,360
Speaker 2: I don't know who Hooker is, and I go, well,

1191
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:56,840
Speaker 2: he was the most legendary quarterback in Tennessee Vall's history.

1192
00:53:57,080 --> 00:54:00,399
Speaker 2: In twenty twenty two. The only guy that beat him

1193
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:04,000
Speaker 2: out was Caleb Williams for the heisman. The number one

1194
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:08,840
Speaker 2: QBR quarterback that usually wins the Heisman was Devin Hooker.

1195
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:12,719
Speaker 3: Hended Hooker and the jersey's on the wall and you're

1196
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:14,759
Speaker 3: He's like, I don't know what hooker is. You'd be like, why,

1197
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:16,319
Speaker 3: I used to get one every Friday night before I

1198
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:16,920
Speaker 3: met Baser.

1199
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:18,920
Speaker 2: Well, and then also the jersey was hung next to

1200
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 2: it said pipping, so it looked like pimpin' hookers.

1201
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:29,200
Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, it was a great weekend action packed, a

1202
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:32,840
Speaker 1: lot of golf, a lot of funny stories, great pod.

1203
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:38,200
Speaker 2: I thought it was all right, we got to get home.

1204
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:40,160
Speaker 1: Man. Yeah, I don't know. I thought they were funny.

1205
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:41,960
Speaker 1: Maybe not, maybe they weren't good stories.

1206
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:46,440
Speaker 2: It was golf heavy, which is fine, but that's what

1207
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:51,120
Speaker 2: I did. Yeah. It was just a lot of golf

1208
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:54,840
Speaker 2: and it was a lot of soccer. Now it was

1209
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:55,680
Speaker 2: a little bit of soccer.

1210
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:59,040
Speaker 3: That was a lot of golf. Yeah, But it wasn't

1211
00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 3: all about the golf. It was about the stories that

1212
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:01,120
Speaker 3: happened act.

1213
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:02,319
Speaker 1: I think the way you.

1214
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:04,360
Speaker 2: Were able to weave it together, it made it not

1215
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:06,520
Speaker 2: all golf, so even the moms will enjoy it. So

1216
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:07,400
Speaker 2: I think we're fine.

1217
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:10,719
Speaker 1: Good I mean, And then also, oh, you already buzz

1218
00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:13,640
Speaker 1: this out? Yeah there, I just read an article. All

1219
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:16,759
Speaker 1: these new podcast networks are doing a kid's one. We'll

1220
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:19,920
Speaker 1: gotta have your kid on once a week. Okay, all right,

1221
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:21,799
Speaker 1: and you know what we need to do. We need

1222
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 1: to start the show. We never did that.

1223
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:27,120
Speaker 2: Fuck we never did it.

1224
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 1: We Oh the what dude, sore losers? What up? Everybody?

1225
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:38,520
Speaker 1: I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so

1226
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:40,240
Speaker 1: I give the sports facts.

1227
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:43,480
Speaker 3: My sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

1228
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:45,600
Speaker 1: What up, y'all had his says, And I'm from the North.

1229
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:47,759
Speaker 1: I always listening to McAfee and when he doesn't have

1230
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:50,640
Speaker 1: emphasis in his intro, oh do I get mad.

1231
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:53,799
Speaker 2: I'm from the North. I'm married to Baser. I'm originally

1232
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:55,719
Speaker 2: from the North. I live on the North Side. I

1233
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:57,839
Speaker 2: got two point three three three three three three three

1234
00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:00,360
Speaker 2: acres and I got two kids at Vanderbilt in the

1235
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:05,239
Speaker 2: Vanderbilt in the electrophysiology unit, hell of a win by Vanderbilt.

1236
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:08,839
Speaker 2: Look Out college football playoff and that's all I got.

1237
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:09,640
Speaker 2: I'm going to bed.