WEBVTT - Hour 3: Two Jasmines 0:00:10.960 --> 0:00:16.840 This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse 0:00:17.040 --> 0:00:20.400 Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on 0:00:20.480 --> 0:00:24.040 a wonderful Tuesday. We'll talk just a little bit about 0:00:24.280 --> 0:00:27.000 the lies they told today in front of the Ice 0:00:27.080 --> 0:00:31.040 director as he got interrogated by Democrats, Trump says, we 0:00:31.120 --> 0:00:32.760 have the hottest country. 0:00:32.400 --> 0:00:33.159 In the world. 0:00:33.400 --> 0:00:36.279 Scott Wiener, it's a bit of a throwback, but kind 0:00:36.320 --> 0:00:40.520 of a revealing bit of audio about the LGBTQ people 0:00:40.640 --> 0:00:44.360 ending up on the sex offender Registry. Jasmine Crockett now 0:00:44.440 --> 0:00:46.639 forced to change back her accent. 0:00:46.920 --> 0:00:47.120 Ah. 0:00:47.240 --> 0:00:50.080 That and so much more emails and other things coming 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:54.520 up in the final hour. Now, there's just this thing 0:00:54.600 --> 0:00:58.680 we're going to have to endure, and that thing is 0:00:58.720 --> 0:01:04.760 this Democrats. As you know, they're all communists. They brought 0:01:04.760 --> 0:01:08.600 in foreigners because the mass importation of foreigners is the 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:13.640 essential thing to destroy Western civilization. They brought in twenty 0:01:13.680 --> 0:01:17.399 million of them under Joe Biden. They now intend to 0:01:17.480 --> 0:01:20.560 keep as many of them here as humanly possible to 0:01:20.760 --> 0:01:22.800 ensure they can they'll finally be able to conquer and 0:01:22.800 --> 0:01:26.880 destroy the country the way they want to. They've also 0:01:26.920 --> 0:01:31.760 convinced their idiot base that this is a good thing. 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:35.360 They've convinced their idiot base that they're going up togain 0:01:35.400 --> 0:01:38.440 that ICE people are Nazis and border patrols. That got 0:01:38.520 --> 0:01:43.479 stop going all the stupid things Democrats say. Well, now 0:01:43.520 --> 0:01:47.080 that they've staked out this position, and now that they 0:01:47.120 --> 0:01:50.960 have programmed the average Democrat into this way of thinking, 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:54.000 now they have to fight like that. Democrats do this 0:01:54.080 --> 0:01:57.920 all the time. They walk themselves into a fight. They 0:01:57.960 --> 0:02:03.440 can't walk out of point to Ice and say Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi. 0:02:03.480 --> 0:02:07.120 I'm going to fight them and then eventually stop fighting 0:02:07.160 --> 0:02:11.560 them because you already programmed your call followers to believe 0:02:11.600 --> 0:02:13.760 that that person's a Nazi. So now they're going to 0:02:13.800 --> 0:02:15.880 demand you fight like you're fighting a Nazi. You see 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:21.440 what I'm saying. Every Democrat, now top to bottom, they 0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:26.160 all have to brag about what stance they have on 0:02:26.400 --> 0:02:29.960 ICE or board of Patrol, and they all have to 0:02:30.000 --> 0:02:30.240 do it. 0:02:30.280 --> 0:02:30.440 Now. 0:02:30.480 --> 0:02:32.200 Here's Kathy Hokel, Governor of New York. 0:02:32.280 --> 0:02:36.480 You' all start saying, if ICE tramples on your constitutional rights, 0:02:36.880 --> 0:02:39.640 you should have a private right of action to sue them. 0:02:40.080 --> 0:02:42.320 And we have cases all over the state of New 0:02:42.400 --> 0:02:44.840 York where those rights have been violated. So we already 0:02:44.880 --> 0:02:48.799 proposed that, but I realized I want local police officers 0:02:48.880 --> 0:02:52.160 focused on local crimes to the extent that we have 0:02:52.280 --> 0:02:55.519 this bloated agency now you heard, seventy five eighty five 0:02:55.600 --> 0:02:59.920 billion dollar agency that's dedicated to this taking people off 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:03.560 our streets without any without any cause. We want to 0:03:03.600 --> 0:03:07.280 make sure that our local police are not complicit in that. 0:03:08.639 --> 0:03:11.360 No matter who you are, as a Democrat, you have 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:15.160 to take some bold stance against ICE in border patrol. 0:03:15.200 --> 0:03:22.040 It's exhausting. Now you have to lie about that. You 0:03:22.120 --> 0:03:24.680 have to lie about the reasons because the truth is, 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:30.320 this current version of ICE it's way too nice. I 0:03:30.320 --> 0:03:33.880 ain't even mean for that to rhyme. It's way too nice. 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:37.040 I mean, I have a headline here. Borders are warned 0:03:37.320 --> 0:03:41.360 immigration operations should be targeted to keep the faith of 0:03:41.360 --> 0:03:44.720 the American people. And I understand what they're saying. The 0:03:44.800 --> 0:03:48.920 American people won't tolerate mass deportations because we're soft and 0:03:49.000 --> 0:03:52.920 dumbed down from years of communist and doctrination. But right now, 0:03:53.000 --> 0:03:55.880 ICE really is just taking the worst of the worst, 0:03:55.920 --> 0:04:00.000 the most disgusting scum from every country around the gloe. 0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:04.040 We're all brought here by Democrats and now we're going 0:04:04.080 --> 0:04:08.400 to get them out. But if you're a Democrat, you 0:04:08.520 --> 0:04:11.720 have to lie about that. You see, you have to 0:04:11.760 --> 0:04:15.240 convince all those soccer moms out there, as many of 0:04:15.240 --> 0:04:19.479 them as you can, that Ice is just deporting the gardeners. 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:21.919 Are you what are you gonna do without the nanny? 0:04:22.680 --> 0:04:26.560 Can you even change a diaper without loope? So they 0:04:26.600 --> 0:04:29.960 have to lie. But that brings us back to what 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:35.120 we talk about, how comfortable they are with lying. Communists 0:04:35.279 --> 0:04:39.120 think about lying the way you think about telling the truth. 0:04:39.760 --> 0:04:44.080 They're never embarrassed. You're never going to shame them, You're 0:04:44.080 --> 0:04:47.960 never going to convince them that it's wrong. They're fighting 0:04:48.080 --> 0:04:53.120 a revolution and so they'll tell the biggest, most brazen 0:04:53.279 --> 0:04:57.360 lies in the world without hesitation. That's what they do. 0:04:58.360 --> 0:05:02.839 So here's a good examp. Benny Thompson, one of the 0:05:02.880 --> 0:05:06.599 true scummy members of the Democrat Party. Remember he was 0:05:06.640 --> 0:05:10.640 involved in that January sixth commission. That's another story entirely. 0:05:11.080 --> 0:05:18.560 Benny Thompson sits down with todd Lyons. He's asking questions, 0:05:20.000 --> 0:05:24.440 do you know what's on display behind Benny Thompson Because 0:05:24.440 --> 0:05:26.880 it's radio. Before I play him for you, I'll have 0:05:26.920 --> 0:05:31.279 to describe it. What's on display behind Benny Thompson is 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:36.080 an image of ICE officers holding a gun to a 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:43.760 head of Alex Pretty. Here's the problem. The image isn't real. 0:05:45.480 --> 0:05:50.640 It was created by artificial intelligence. It's an aiimage and 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:53.920 it's not like this through Benny Thompson for a loop. 0:05:54.720 --> 0:05:57.839 We talked about this all last week. In the week before, 0:05:58.560 --> 0:06:04.280 the communists created a fake image about ICE executing this guy, 0:06:05.120 --> 0:06:08.839 and they started circulating it. And now they all know 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:11.840 it's a lie because immediately everyone sniffed it out. Wait 0:06:11.880 --> 0:06:13.440 a minute, that's a lie. That's a lie. One of 0:06:13.440 --> 0:06:15.440 the guys, this is one of the best parts of it. 0:06:15.680 --> 0:06:18.200 One of the agents in it doesn't even have a head. 0:06:18.600 --> 0:06:21.720 When they created the agent, they accidentally erased some guy's head, 0:06:21.760 --> 0:06:26.240 so it's obvious it's AI. And yet sitting here on 0:06:26.279 --> 0:06:31.080 the House of Representatives in a hearing, Benny Thompson has 0:06:31.120 --> 0:06:36.080 this image large as life behind him. Because communists lie 0:06:36.360 --> 0:06:40.200 about everything all the time, killing him in broad daylight. 0:06:40.880 --> 0:06:44.960 In the video of the incident, a DHS agent can 0:06:45.000 --> 0:06:51.040 be seen cheering mister Pretere's death Americans watched the video 0:06:51.480 --> 0:06:56.560 in horror. Yet once again, Secretary of nome Gas lit 0:06:56.600 --> 0:07:01.240 the public made up a demonstrable false story. 0:07:03.200 --> 0:07:08.720 They just lie. Speaking about a false story. Ice goes 0:07:08.760 --> 0:07:12.680 to apprehend a dad, a criminal. The dad is with 0:07:12.840 --> 0:07:17.239 his five year old son. The dad, because he doesn't 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:20.520 want to be arrested and deported, leaves his five year 0:07:20.560 --> 0:07:28.240 old boy behind. Ice obviously takes the boy in care 0:07:28.320 --> 0:07:30.200 for him. Someone has to feed him, provide him shelter, 0:07:30.320 --> 0:07:34.640 figure out where to stay. The communists took that image 0:07:34.680 --> 0:07:38.000 of Ice with the boy and they just simply started 0:07:38.000 --> 0:07:41.160 telling people that ICE is arresting five year old boys. 0:07:41.640 --> 0:07:45.560 A verified lie. It's a lie. It's not true at all. 0:07:45.680 --> 0:07:48.880 Eric Swalwell had a chance to interview Todd Lyons, the 0:07:49.000 --> 0:07:52.280 director of ICE, today, and asked him if he intended 0:07:52.320 --> 0:07:56.600 to resign because of a story they just made up. 0:07:56.640 --> 0:07:59.240 Mister Lyons, will you resign from ICE? 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:00.160 No? 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:00.520 Sorry? 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:01.240 Well why not? 0:08:01.920 --> 0:08:04.080 Because for that child that you're showing right there, the 0:08:04.080 --> 0:08:05.840 men and women advice took care of him when his 0:08:05.920 --> 0:08:06.920 father abandoned him. 0:08:06.920 --> 0:08:15.200 In law enforcement, they just lie. It's just like breathing 0:08:15.480 --> 0:08:21.160 for them. You you try to tell the truth in 0:08:21.200 --> 0:08:23.440 every way you can, and you try to tell the 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:27.160 truth because your moral framework, wherever you get it from 0:08:27.200 --> 0:08:30.760 your parents or the church, or wherever it is, wherever 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:33.520 you get it from, it tells you that honesty is 0:08:33.640 --> 0:08:36.760 good and honesty is right. And when you've had to 0:08:36.760 --> 0:08:38.600 tell lies in your life, I shouldn't say I had to. 0:08:38.679 --> 0:08:41.000 When you've told lies in your life, you feel icky 0:08:41.120 --> 0:08:44.640 about them when you think about them. That's how the 0:08:44.679 --> 0:08:50.160 communist feels about lying. His moral framework tells him that 0:08:50.360 --> 0:08:57.960 lies are demanded, lies are expected. You better lie. We 0:08:58.080 --> 0:09:03.240 are fighting a demonic revolution. Lies are required of you. 0:09:03.800 --> 0:09:07.320 So you will lie or you will get in trouble. 0:09:07.600 --> 0:09:11.120 If you ever get yourself into a situation where you 0:09:11.280 --> 0:09:15.400 absolutely positively have to tell the truth, then you better 0:09:15.760 --> 0:09:19.760 barely tell the truth, barely, and then get out of 0:09:19.800 --> 0:09:23.320 that it's humanly possible, and go back to lying. They 0:09:23.520 --> 0:09:29.040 just lie about everything all the time. It's like breathing 0:09:29.480 --> 0:09:36.120 for them. It's just like breathing for them. People people 0:09:36.160 --> 0:09:41.520 who are normal don't appreciate and have never appreciated, and 0:09:41.559 --> 0:09:45.320 frankly will never be able to appreciate the depth of 0:09:45.400 --> 0:09:51.240 depravity of communists. And I say that, and I really 0:09:51.320 --> 0:09:53.040 want you to understand this, and I would encourage you 0:09:53.080 --> 0:09:54.920 to do this. They even have books on tape. If 0:09:54.920 --> 0:09:57.280 you're not a reader, I don't want you to take 0:09:57.280 --> 0:09:59.040 my word for it. I want you to go read 0:09:59.120 --> 0:10:05.080 about the revolution or Mao's Cultural Revolution, or any place 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:09.320 where a communist revolution took place. It's crazy how common 0:10:09.360 --> 0:10:13.520 it is. Normal people could never accept it. Well, they 0:10:13.559 --> 0:10:18.040 wouldn't do that. Well, they wouldn't just say that if 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:21.040 it wasn't a little bit true. I bet you you 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:23.440 have normies in your life who say things like that 0:10:23.480 --> 0:10:26.840 when you point out lies. No, they didn't abandon a fire, 0:10:26.920 --> 0:10:29.240 or they didn't arrest a five year old boy. That's 0:10:29.280 --> 0:10:32.000 not true at all. His dad abandoned him and they 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:34.560 took him in. I bet you the normies have said 0:10:34.559 --> 0:10:37.040 things to you like well, they it may be a 0:10:37.040 --> 0:10:42.880 little biased, it's not a complete lie. Normies in every country, 0:10:42.960 --> 0:10:46.000 in every period of time, have never been able to 0:10:46.080 --> 0:10:50.520 accept their dealing with demons who lie on purpose. They're 0:10:50.640 --> 0:10:53.640 just the most bottom barrel scum. And they always have 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:57.480 them do some emails. Before we do emails. I have 0:10:57.520 --> 0:11:00.680 to play a little bit of CHASMI Crockett before we 0:11:00.760 --> 0:11:04.080 do that. Let's do this. Do you do you want 0:11:04.120 --> 0:11:08.520 to hire somebody? Are you finding the hiring process to 0:11:08.559 --> 0:11:13.800 be frustrating? Can't find someone good? Right takes forever, Jesse. 0:11:13.920 --> 0:11:17.360 No one shows up for interviews Jesse. This Jesse. That well, Look, 0:11:17.400 --> 0:11:24.040 I have a solution. 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Before 0:12:10.120 --> 0:12:12.120 we get to those emails, before I make fun of 0:12:12.160 --> 0:12:15.199 Jasmine Crockett, I want to address a question Jewish producer 0:12:15.240 --> 0:12:17.760 Chris just asked me during the break. He asked if 0:12:17.760 --> 0:12:23.520 I ever shot a black powder rifle or pistol. Now, 0:12:24.080 --> 0:12:28.200 you non gun types just know that's the old the 0:12:28.320 --> 0:12:31.600 old ones, the ones you see in revolutionary war movies. 0:12:31.640 --> 0:12:34.320 That's the kind of thing he's talking about. So I'll 0:12:34.320 --> 0:12:37.880 tell you what I told Chris. No, and I don't 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:43.640 want to let me explain why. I think it's going 0:12:43.720 --> 0:12:48.600 to be a lot louder and smokier than you think 0:12:48.640 --> 0:12:51.360 it's going to be. Chris, have you ever heard the 0:12:51.480 --> 0:12:55.240 term flash in the pan? You ever heard that term? Chris, 0:12:55.280 --> 0:12:57.240 You've heard the term, right? Do you know where that 0:12:57.320 --> 0:13:01.600 term comes from? Okay, I told you that. I have 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:04.960 a couple history episodes coming. I don't know when they're coming. 0:13:05.400 --> 0:13:08.520 I'm way steep in research right now, so I don't 0:13:08.520 --> 0:13:10.800 know when they're going to be ready. But one of 0:13:10.840 --> 0:13:15.840 them is going to be on Napoleon's disastrous retreat from Russia, 0:13:15.920 --> 0:13:18.240 one of the most horrible, amazing stories you ever hear 0:13:18.320 --> 0:13:24.320 in your life. But flash in the pan actually comes 0:13:24.400 --> 0:13:27.480 from that era. What does that mean? What is a 0:13:27.520 --> 0:13:31.880 flash in the pan? Well, those rifles and that era. 0:13:32.520 --> 0:13:37.720 Here's how it worked. You had a cartridge. It was 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:40.680 encased in paper, all right, it was encased in paper. 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:45.640 You didn't just pour a little black powder down the 0:13:45.679 --> 0:13:48.920 barrel and then stuff the ball down the barrel and 0:13:48.960 --> 0:13:52.960 then fire it. You see you poured the black ball 0:13:53.000 --> 0:13:55.640 down the barrel, or pour the powder then the black 0:13:55.679 --> 0:13:58.080 ball down the barrel. Yes, she did all that and 0:13:58.080 --> 0:13:59.920 stuff that down there, but you also had to do 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:03.440 something else. You had to take a little bit of 0:14:03.480 --> 0:14:07.319 that powder and you had to pour it back where 0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:09.880 I'm trying to explain this to non gun people. Sorry, 0:14:09.960 --> 0:14:11.560 non gun people, there are gonna be some terms I 0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:13.240 just can't break down for you. You had to pour it 0:14:13.240 --> 0:14:15.720 where the hammer goes. The hammer is the thing that 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:18.560 clicks forward, all right, You had to pour it back 0:14:18.600 --> 0:14:22.360 there where the hammer goes. The idea was back then 0:14:22.480 --> 0:14:26.720 you pulled the trigger, the hammer would come down and 0:14:26.760 --> 0:14:33.000 that would create a little mini explosion. Then you wanted 0:14:33.040 --> 0:14:36.960 that mini explosion back by the hammer, back by the pan. 0:14:37.040 --> 0:14:40.680 It was the pan. You wanted that mini explosion to 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:45.680 create another explosion in the barrel which shut the ball 0:14:45.800 --> 0:14:48.720 out the end of the barrel, hopefully into whoever you 0:14:48.760 --> 0:14:50.600 happened to try and to be killed trying to kill 0:14:50.640 --> 0:14:54.000 at the moment, you're with me. But there was something 0:14:54.000 --> 0:14:59.120 that happened. It was so common that they created a 0:14:59.160 --> 0:15:04.640 phrase for it. That something was this. Everything was so 0:15:04.800 --> 0:15:10.000 unreliable and wet and miserable that you would drop that hammer, 0:15:10.920 --> 0:15:15.880 you would get this loud explosion smoke back by your face, 0:15:17.400 --> 0:15:22.080 only it would not set off the secondary explosion in 0:15:22.120 --> 0:15:27.200 the barrel. Therefore, that barrel, it still had powder, it 0:15:27.280 --> 0:15:31.200 still had a ball in it. That was known as 0:15:32.080 --> 0:15:35.960 a flash in the pan. The pan had a flash, 0:15:36.120 --> 0:15:38.640 it didn't sit it off. And so maybe you're doing 0:15:38.640 --> 0:15:41.200 what Chris is doing and just shrugging your shoulders saying 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:44.440 I got it. Oh well, I'm glad you got it. 0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:47.040 You do know these things were so loud and so 0:15:47.240 --> 0:15:51.120 miserable and so confusing to shoot that oftentimes the soldier 0:15:51.160 --> 0:15:54.080 who just experienced a flash in the pan did not 0:15:54.240 --> 0:15:56.680 know he experienced a flash in the pan. He pulled 0:15:56.680 --> 0:16:00.760 out a new cartridge, loaded a brand new cartridge the barrel, 0:16:01.000 --> 0:16:03.080 and if the next one happened to go off, the 0:16:03.120 --> 0:16:06.480 weapon exploded in his face, blowing his head off. That's 0:16:06.480 --> 0:16:10.280 what it's like to shoot those old black powder pieces 0:16:10.320 --> 0:16:13.960 of crap. Just enjoy modern technology, Chris, what what what 0:16:16.120 --> 0:16:18.520 Chris said? It's a range gun? Oh yeah, because weapons 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:20.920 never exploding your face on the range. Chris, Now, I'm 0:16:20.920 --> 0:16:22.560 not saying it's gonna explode in your face. That was 0:16:22.600 --> 0:16:26.920 not my point. My point was it's not as cool 0:16:26.960 --> 0:16:31.239 as the movies make it seem. It's loud and smoky, 0:16:31.400 --> 0:16:34.000 and they're slow by the way. You're used to pulling 0:16:34.040 --> 0:16:36.600 the trigger and boom it goes off. You pull the 0:16:36.640 --> 0:16:39.560 trigger and it goes forward, and then there's a delay, 0:16:39.760 --> 0:16:43.200 and that you know what I want you to experience 0:16:43.240 --> 0:16:46.760 at one time, Chris, I bet you money you'll never 0:16:46.760 --> 0:16:49.320 get to ten rounds. I bet you money you're gonna 0:16:49.320 --> 0:16:51.400 get to one or two rounds and you're gonna say 0:16:51.760 --> 0:16:54.920 this friggin sucks. I'm going to shoot something else. What 0:16:58.080 --> 0:17:01.280 you know what, that's a very good point Chris just said. 0:17:01.640 --> 0:17:04.359 Do I expect him to buy the supplies and not 0:17:04.600 --> 0:17:07.840 use all of them? You're right, I misspoke. Of course, 0:17:08.040 --> 0:17:10.960 you will have to use every ounce of everything you bought, 0:17:11.320 --> 0:17:14.000 and then you'll probably peace mail it out and sell 0:17:14.040 --> 0:17:16.760 it on eBay or something like that. I'm sure you're 0:17:16.760 --> 0:17:19.399 gonna make fifteen percent on the whole thing. I just 0:17:19.480 --> 0:17:23.040 don't think the actual shooting. I don't think you're gonna 0:17:23.119 --> 0:17:26.000 enjoy it as much as you think you will. Just 0:17:26.720 --> 0:17:30.960 be happy for modern technology. Hey galagoer, it was one 0:17:31.000 --> 0:17:34.560 galop all right. I noticed on air sometimes you struggle 0:17:34.600 --> 0:17:38.159 with cursing, although you haven't been bleeped out like James 0:17:38.200 --> 0:17:42.240 Carvell needs all the time good marine discipline. How often 0:17:42.240 --> 0:17:44.800 do you curse off the air? I don't curse. Do 0:17:44.880 --> 0:17:49.160 I curse on the air? Chriz? I've never do that, Oh, 0:17:49.320 --> 0:17:52.800 Chris says, I get close well, when I get mad. 0:17:53.840 --> 0:17:56.000 I try to not do that off the air either, 0:17:56.040 --> 0:18:01.480 because I have sons. I am not thrilled to admit 0:18:01.520 --> 0:18:05.840 that in situations where I'm assembling something and it's not 0:18:05.880 --> 0:18:09.919 assembling properly, I'm fixing something around the house and I 0:18:10.040 --> 0:18:14.840 bang my hand or something isn't going right, that my 0:18:14.960 --> 0:18:18.800 boys have heard me say things that I wish they 0:18:18.840 --> 0:18:22.720 had not heard me say, and then because they're just rotten, 0:18:23.080 --> 0:18:25.680 they will throw it in my face. Dad. Remember when 0:18:25.720 --> 0:18:30.480 you said this, Dad, Remember when you said that. I 0:18:30.520 --> 0:18:33.679 don't want to be that person. Sometimes stuff doesn't go 0:18:33.720 --> 0:18:37.920 together correctly, and it upsets me. Pure talk goes right 0:18:38.080 --> 0:18:40.480 all the time. You know why, because you get to 0:18:40.520 --> 0:18:42.280 speak to an American. You know who I talked to 0:18:42.400 --> 0:18:45.280 earlier today, I'm still dealing with ups because they stole 0:18:45.359 --> 0:18:48.360 my jacket. And that's not the bad part. I mean, 0:18:48.359 --> 0:18:50.119 of course I want my jacket back, but that's not 0:18:50.200 --> 0:18:53.679 the bad part. The bad part is calling ups because 0:18:53.720 --> 0:18:55.679 every single time, you know what I'm gonna hear on the. 0:18:55.640 --> 0:18:58.399 Other end, you didn't go to bank or pellis now 0:18:58.520 --> 0:19:04.000 there Haara? Yet and again the palace has the power 0:19:04.640 --> 0:19:05.640 of the dark light. 0:19:06.800 --> 0:19:07.440 It is dead. 0:19:07.560 --> 0:19:09.679 Please kill my people. 0:19:10.800 --> 0:19:13.560 I'm sitting there screaming. Can I just talk to the manager? 0:19:13.600 --> 0:19:15.680 Happened today? I talked to the manager. 0:19:16.600 --> 0:19:16.800 You know? 0:19:18.359 --> 0:19:20.080 Do you know what the manager sounded like? 0:19:20.240 --> 0:19:22.600 You will go to penk or Palace now? 0:19:22.680 --> 0:19:26.480 Dare you know? Pure Talk hires Americans who speak English. 0:19:26.760 --> 0:19:28.400 When you get a hold of pure Talk, it only 0:19:28.400 --> 0:19:30.840 takes ten minutes on the phone to switch your celles service. 0:19:31.040 --> 0:19:34.400 You'll not only pay less, you'll patronize the patriotic company 0:19:34.400 --> 0:19:38.000 that hires Americans. You don't have to deal with Indiana 0:19:38.080 --> 0:19:42.960 Jones nonsense. An American. Pick up your phone, dial pound 0:19:43.040 --> 0:19:48.159 two five zero and say Jesse Kelly Pound two five zero, 0:19:48.720 --> 0:19:50.960 Say Jesse Kelly, We'll be back. 0:19:52.240 --> 0:19:54.919 Jesse Kelly returns next. 0:19:55.960 --> 0:19:59.920 It is the Jesse Kelly Show. On a wonderful fantas 0:20:00.280 --> 0:20:04.920 think Tuesday, all right, so I have to get to this, oh, 0:20:05.040 --> 0:20:12.399 Jasmine Crockett. Politics in general and invites people in who 0:20:12.560 --> 0:20:16.680 lack shame. That's not unique to any country or anyone 0:20:16.800 --> 0:20:22.600 political party. It's just when your job is to get elected, 0:20:22.640 --> 0:20:26.080 you have to earn the approval of enough people in 0:20:26.119 --> 0:20:30.680 your area, and that's how you gain power. That kind 0:20:30.720 --> 0:20:34.040 of a job is inevitably going to invite the kind 0:20:34.080 --> 0:20:38.600 of people who will just do and say anything they 0:20:38.640 --> 0:20:41.680 have to to get elected and stay elected. I realize that. 0:20:41.880 --> 0:20:43.800 And that's not saying that all of them are that way. 0:20:43.880 --> 0:20:45.640 Remember I always have to throw that in there. There 0:20:45.680 --> 0:20:48.320 really are. Don't get too disheartened. They're really wonderful people 0:20:48.320 --> 0:20:53.439 there there are. But sometimes you get someone who's like 0:20:53.520 --> 0:20:59.640 that on steroids. And I don't know what it is 0:21:00.119 --> 0:21:01.920 to me. If I'm being honest, you can probably already 0:21:01.920 --> 0:21:05.239 hear it in my voice. Part of me almost admires it. 0:21:06.200 --> 0:21:11.560 What would it be like to just be completely unencumbered 0:21:11.600 --> 0:21:15.879 by any morals whatsoever, any feelings of the need to 0:21:15.920 --> 0:21:19.040 be honest or good or anything like that. What if 0:21:19.080 --> 0:21:21.560 you could just take that away from you? It's not 0:21:21.560 --> 0:21:23.240 that I want you to be that way or that 0:21:23.320 --> 0:21:25.119 I want to be that way. That's not what I'm saying. 0:21:25.119 --> 0:21:31.000 But oh, I guess I'll put it this way. There's 0:21:31.040 --> 0:21:34.000 a bad part of all of us. I suppose, certainly 0:21:34.119 --> 0:21:38.720 a bad part of me, that occasionally has some version 0:21:38.960 --> 0:21:42.240 of this thought experiment. Maybe it just lasts for a 0:21:42.280 --> 0:21:44.480 second in your mind, five seconds, and then it goes way. 0:21:44.520 --> 0:21:49.400 But there's a version of all of us that thinks about, 0:21:49.880 --> 0:21:56.080 what if I had a day, a week, a year 0:21:57.480 --> 0:22:03.440 where I could do and say whatever I wanted without 0:22:03.480 --> 0:22:08.640 any consequences at all. I could never I would never 0:22:08.680 --> 0:22:13.600 get in trouble. I could just do and say whatever 0:22:13.680 --> 0:22:16.159 I wanted, and it was essentially you get out of 0:22:16.240 --> 0:22:19.320 jail free card. If you want to walk into Little 0:22:19.359 --> 0:22:22.920 Caesar's and just grab a pepperoni pizza and not pay 0:22:22.960 --> 0:22:25.480 for it, you can. You want to just drive through 0:22:25.680 --> 0:22:28.840 every red light you don't even want to stop, you 0:22:28.880 --> 0:22:32.320 can just do that. If somebody makes you mad at work, 0:22:32.480 --> 0:22:34.480 you just walk up and just suck I'm right in 0:22:34.520 --> 0:22:38.360 the jaw. You can just do and say whatever you 0:22:38.440 --> 0:22:43.080 want with no consequences. Every human being. I like to 0:22:43.080 --> 0:22:45.480 believe maybe I just say that to make myself feel better. 0:22:45.800 --> 0:22:48.200 Every human being has at least a moment where they 0:22:48.280 --> 0:22:53.920 think about that. With people like Democrats, certainly people like 0:22:54.040 --> 0:22:59.840 Jasmine Crockett in a way, they live that out and 0:23:00.760 --> 0:23:05.640 I hate them. It's low, it's evil, it's scummy. Bit 0:23:07.400 --> 0:23:11.960 you almost have to admire it. Here's Jasmine Crockett. She's 0:23:11.960 --> 0:23:15.520 now running for Senate in Texas. You see, she can't 0:23:15.520 --> 0:23:19.160 be hoodrat Jasmine Crockett anymore from her hood rat district. 0:23:19.680 --> 0:23:22.960 Now she has to attempt to be a reasonably normal 0:23:23.160 --> 0:23:26.040 human being. So now she has to give interviews talking 0:23:26.119 --> 0:23:26.400 like this. 0:23:26.560 --> 0:23:29.919 I've always been someone who has been intellectual. I was 0:23:29.960 --> 0:23:33.320 top ten percent of my class at Texas Southern my 0:23:33.400 --> 0:23:37.920 first year in law school. I was always very much 0:23:38.080 --> 0:23:40.840 kind of digging in and wanted to understand. I was 0:23:40.880 --> 0:23:44.040 always the person that would bring the receipts and witting. 0:23:43.880 --> 0:23:46.400 Back down, so you know, always clapping back. 0:23:46.520 --> 0:23:47.280 I was. 0:23:47.920 --> 0:23:53.080 Now that sounds like a very reasonable normal person, shoot, 0:23:53.440 --> 0:23:55.840 top ten percent of her class. Of course, she did 0:23:55.880 --> 0:23:58.679 have to throw in the my first year of law school. 0:23:58.720 --> 0:24:01.400 I guess yours two and three didn't go well anyway. 0:24:02.440 --> 0:24:05.480 Her first year top ten percent do you hear how 0:24:05.520 --> 0:24:11.199 normal she sounded, just a normal person. That's wild. I 0:24:11.240 --> 0:24:12.720 wonder what happened to this girl. 0:24:12.800 --> 0:24:15.440 We'll get offended and try to say I'm too black, 0:24:15.480 --> 0:24:18.160 but the reality is that y'all never let the fact 0:24:18.200 --> 0:24:21.040 that I am black go. So I'm gonna be clear 0:24:21.080 --> 0:24:23.480 about one thing. I know my good black history. But 0:24:23.560 --> 0:24:25.959 this looks like modern day slave patrolls. 0:24:27.840 --> 0:24:31.240 Where'd she go? The new Jasmin Crockett running for Senate 0:24:31.280 --> 0:24:31.760 sounds like this. 0:24:31.840 --> 0:24:35.159 I've always been someone who has been intellectual. I was 0:24:35.200 --> 0:24:38.560 top ten percent of my class at Texas Southern my 0:24:38.640 --> 0:24:40.000 first year in law school. 0:24:41.800 --> 0:24:43.760 The old Jasmine Crockett sounded like this. 0:24:43.920 --> 0:24:46.560 Maybe because these people they are crazy, because they always 0:24:46.560 --> 0:24:48.800 talk about how Christian they is. Yeah, I don't know 0:24:48.840 --> 0:24:49.600 how many am. 0:24:49.600 --> 0:24:50.520 On that side. 0:24:51.000 --> 0:24:53.399 I getting divorced because they getting caught up sleeping what 0:24:53.440 --> 0:24:53.840 they called. 0:24:54.560 --> 0:24:57.680 That's funny. This is Jasmin Crockett. I got this from 0:24:57.680 --> 0:24:59.679