Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a game gambling. There's something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy. And I became
Speaker 1: consumed by and now joined by bad Larry and Dylan
Speaker 1: the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick a bad Larry. Hello, Dan,
Speaker 1: it's you and Dylan. Because Shaye and Irving is somewhere
Speaker 1: between here in Puerto Rico. He's been in touch with
Speaker 1: Ray or Ray's tried to be in touch with him. Ray,
Speaker 1: could you update us on Shay and Irving? So Shay
Speaker 1: went to Puerto Rico. I think this weekend. We keep
Speaker 1: in touch throughout the week and he didn't respond back
Speaker 1: to me for a couple of days, but he got
Speaker 1: back to me today. He had a rough week. He
Speaker 1: is flying home right now from Puerto Rico, so he's
Speaker 1: not on the podcast obviously. Did he give picks? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, And I think he's duck in me after
Speaker 1: the Astros didn't just royd his phillies. Yeah, Larry, that
Speaker 1: was a good that was a good tag team. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think that Shay and Irving is
Speaker 1: is ducking you there. I don't know, like he doesn't strike.
Speaker 1: He's ducking Interpol right now. Probably he's got other things
Speaker 1: to worry about, trying to get back into the country.
Speaker 1: All right, let's recap, because at one point this season,
Speaker 1: Dylan was plus seventeen units. Bad Larry was minus five. Well,
Speaker 1: don't call it a come back. Dylan is now minus one.
Speaker 1: He lost seven units last week. Bad Larry's minus twelve.
Speaker 1: He won five units last week, and Shay minus ten
Speaker 1: units on the season. He lost three units last week. Congratulations, Larry,
Speaker 1: Well we're coming back. I'm Dylan. Just a side note,
Speaker 1: of course, you know I had like three three team
Speaker 1: teases with Buffalo and lost him all financially to the bookie.
Speaker 1: And it was like mixed them shoes because you lost
Speaker 1: five units on it. And that sounds vaguely familiar to
Speaker 1: last season, Larry. I think that was how you started,
Speaker 1: right Buffalo. That first Buffalo killed me against Pittsburgh. But
Speaker 1: I could have, actually, I could have had Buffalo win
Speaker 1: this game anywhere up to ten points, since I would
Speaker 1: have been a double victory for me. But um, I
Speaker 1: don't mind losing the money to pick up those five
Speaker 1: units on you. Yeah, and I was at the game too,
Speaker 1: it was a sad Okay, I'm gonna throw this out
Speaker 1: to just advice here. You're one and nine on Parley's
Speaker 1: this season, Dylan, I at what point do you go,
Speaker 1: maybe I should try something else? Dan, you might be
Speaker 1: shocked to find out I am actually might be learning
Speaker 1: this week. Did not do that? Okay, I'm learning. He's
Speaker 1: getting twelve to one on his parley, so you hit him.
Speaker 1: You know you only got to hit one out of him.
Speaker 1: Well that was a four legs hit one, Larry, that's it.
Speaker 1: He's one and nine. I think that was the only
Speaker 1: four leg when I did the rest for three and two,
Speaker 1: and I think I lost that. You're You're gonna be
Speaker 1: a smarter bet better this week. I'm actually dialed in
Speaker 1: and I'm ready to go. I'm not doing any stupid
Speaker 1: overtime parlays blah blah blah bullshit stuff like that week.
Speaker 1: And I did my pix last night and it was
Speaker 1: a long day and a long night and I couldn't
Speaker 1: nothing jumped off the paper at me. Dan. All Right,
Speaker 1: Dylan had a five unit bet on the bills minus
Speaker 1: twelve and a half that was over before that one
Speaker 1: Texans money line. You know the Dolphins Bears under Can
Speaker 1: I do the Larry impression right now? The Texans should
Speaker 1: have won that game. Yeah, I don't want to hear it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear it from you either of.
Speaker 1: There's all all right, the game, no question, you're big,
Speaker 1: big dog Parlay. You had Ohio State minus thirty eight.
Speaker 1: You lost it right there. Northwestern should have won that game. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they should have. They certainly kept it close. Uh, let's see,
Speaker 1: bad Lair. Let me see anything interesting here. Uh, Navy
Speaker 1: plus eight een and a half against since Notre Dame
Speaker 1: Clemson over forty four and a half. That was That
Speaker 1: was a lucky company. They were both two units to
Speaker 1: Dan and my loser in college last week was one unit.
Speaker 1: I just fell in love with Tennessee. And if you
Speaker 1: could put a one unit bet on him getting eight
Speaker 1: from Georgia and it was a loser. By the way,
Speaker 1: um Astros to win the World Series, Astros to win
Speaker 1: Game six. Bad Larry won that one is well and
Speaker 1: Dylan actually won a World Series. Yeah, we're not counting them,
Speaker 1: are you. No, No, we're not. No. That's just letting
Speaker 1: people know that you guys are well rounded. Although you
Speaker 1: guys and Dylan, Dylan, I just want to throw this
Speaker 1: out there. You and I wanted and Shay lost it.
Speaker 1: He goes su Porto Rico. They don't count and they
Speaker 1: don't count to unit. It's international waters. Also, I would
Speaker 1: like to point out that Shade did go one and
Speaker 1: six last week. Yeah, he got the Falcons plus three
Speaker 1: and a half against the Chargers. Was that that was it?
Speaker 1: Struck out on college Yeah, he whipped on College U
Speaker 1: interesting timing is all. Yeah, alright, so we move ahead
Speaker 1: to college football this week, Dylan, You're still in the
Speaker 1: lead somehow. Um, I'm taking Colorado. I'm I'm fading the
Speaker 1: big dog parlay mentality and I'm taking Colorado plus thirty
Speaker 1: four against USC. That's a huge spread for USC, and
Speaker 1: I don't think they're that good. Colorado was allowed at
Speaker 1: least forty points in five of their six pack twelve games.
Speaker 1: I need is for them to lose seven to forty, right,
Speaker 1: is that forty to seven seven? You know, you always
Speaker 1: put the higher score than I think Marvin might have
Speaker 1: done that now he did the other day. He goes,
Speaker 1: Oh that final with l I Shoe and Alabama was
Speaker 1: thirty one to thirty two, and I go, how long
Speaker 1: have you been covering sports? In sports? All right? What
Speaker 1: else do you have there? To Michigan minus thirty and
Speaker 1: a half against Nebraska? This one's dicey, but I'm gonna
Speaker 1: lay the points with Michigan, all right. Um Wisconsin Iowa
Speaker 1: under thirty five insane point total? Wow? Iwa does play
Speaker 1: good defense. They just play poor offense. That's that's all
Speaker 1: they got. And Wisconsin can't really move the ball either,
Speaker 1: So that's probably gonna be one of those nine ten games,
Speaker 1: all right? And then wait nine ten or ten? Nine?
Speaker 1: Damn it? I did it again? Yeah? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of in terms of the team that I'm
Speaker 1: to bet? Would bet? Do you do you call like
Speaker 1: home plate home base? Do you do stupid stuff like no,
Speaker 1: I say home play? Okay? Good? Do you say speedball
Speaker 1: instead of fastball? That? Yeah? Like Springsteen? What else do
Speaker 1: you have? Um? So I flip flopped on this. I
Speaker 1: was going to take Texas minus seven. I'm gonna take TCU.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm buying it on Max Dugan? Is it Doug Dugan?
Speaker 1: Max Max Duggan, Max Duggan? Um? I just I don't know.
Speaker 1: I can't trust Texas and I'll take the seven points
Speaker 1: right to see you wins. Then they're in the big
Speaker 1: twelve time exactly. And those are all two units, all right.
Speaker 1: Nothing with Shay. He didn't send any of his bets
Speaker 1: in so bad, Larry, you're up, Okay. Can we talk
Speaker 1: about last week again? Now they weren't to the pros.
Speaker 1: How do how do the Rams let Tom Brady score
Speaker 1: a touchdown? I gotta push out of it. But that
Speaker 1: was a lock win. He goes through the length of
Speaker 1: the field a minute ago. I mean, was there any doubt, Larry,
Speaker 1: was there any doubt when Brady got the ball back?
Speaker 1: Not five years ago? I had no doubt. I have doubt.
Speaker 1: I had no doubt. I had no doubt whatsoever. That
Speaker 1: was the perfect Tom Brady situation. Yea? Was there a?
Speaker 1: Was there a past interference penalty in the end zone
Speaker 1: that helped him? I didn't see the game, but a
Speaker 1: couple of my friends told me, you know, he got
Speaker 1: bailed out with the past interference penalty in the end zone.
Speaker 1: He has been done to do that in the past. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, as we move ahead, Larry, college football this week?
Speaker 1: College football? Um, okay, two units on these four bets,
Speaker 1: over Louisiana against Georgia Southern, just so I have I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do tonight. Okay, it's sixty one and a half.
Speaker 1: Sixty one and a half. Still, I'll stay with it.
Speaker 1: Let me change out to sixty one and a half
Speaker 1: under Notre Dame. I got to the forty one and
Speaker 1: a half against Navy. Okay, it's thirty nine and a half. Okay,
Speaker 1: pretty spot on taking two points away from me in
Speaker 1: each other thirty nine and a half. Jm you okay,
Speaker 1: it was minus seven and a half. I want to
Speaker 1: buy it down to seven. What do I have to
Speaker 1: buy it down from today? It's uh, jam you minus seven? Yeah? No,
Speaker 1: it's seven a half in Larry's gonna buy the half
Speaker 1: down right? Well that's what it wasn't you know? I
Speaker 1: did it off the paper last night. So okay. So
Speaker 1: Ray says seven and a half is the line. You're
Speaker 1: gonna buy it down to seven? Right? Okay? And then
Speaker 1: under the Penn State Maryland game, that's fifty nine and
Speaker 1: a half. Spot on perfect Okay. There are my four
Speaker 1: two unit bets in college football, okay. Um. I would
Speaker 1: also like to add, see this is where you get
Speaker 1: in trouble Old Dominion plus seven half. I believe last
Speaker 1: year I did this exact same bet against Larry with
Speaker 1: JMU against Old Dominion, and I think the line might
Speaker 1: have been the same and it worked out in my favor.
Speaker 1: Larry loves jam JM you die hard, and I had
Speaker 1: go against O D you a little bit too. So
Speaker 1: all right, we move ahead. Uh NFL bets Dylan st Yeah.
Speaker 1: Um Bucks Seahawks bucks minus three. I believe they're in
Speaker 1: Germany this weekend. They are, They're still there. It's a
Speaker 1: far trip from Seattle. I'm digging the bucks, okay, and
Speaker 1: I think the buck has to stop somewhere for the Seahawks.
Speaker 1: Didn't Oh no, great, we don't have a little bump.
Speaker 1: Um Bill's minus three and af against the Vikings with
Speaker 1: I think case Keenum starting against his former team. I
Speaker 1: don't know how does affect the line. If johnsh Allen
Speaker 1: playser doesn't play, I would think significantly. It would probably
Speaker 1: be about a touchdown and spread. I would guess Bill's
Speaker 1: minus three and a half, and I'd still I don't
Speaker 1: care if it's at one o'clock. I still not buying
Speaker 1: the Vikings. And after Kirk Cousins charades last week. Okay,
Speaker 1: what else do you have? Obviously, Giants Texas? You you love?
Speaker 1: The Giants are six one and one on the under
Speaker 1: this year. Yeah, that's the only thing I got. The
Speaker 1: Giants home unders are fifteen and one in the last
Speaker 1: sixteen games. Fifteen and one at home. Yeah, home underdoge
Speaker 1: or home under? Yeah, alright, I like that. And then
Speaker 1: I've got the Commanders plus ten and a half against
Speaker 1: the Eagles. I'm basically just gonna be fading the Eagles.
Speaker 1: And that's in prime time to double digit spread. I
Speaker 1: don't think they cover that. I gotta put five units
Speaker 1: on that too, five units on the Commanders. Commanders plus
Speaker 1: ten and a half, divisional, prime time, big spread, It's ripe. Okay,
Speaker 1: anything else? And I have one thing? And actually Dan
Speaker 1: during the show, Chris Simms was pretty high in the
Speaker 1: forty Niners covernying the point spread against the Chargers yet seven. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm taking Chargers money line plus two fifty. Okay. Uh
Speaker 1: since Shay is uh m, I a bad Larry. You're
Speaker 1: up with your NFL picks. Okay. I was very nervous
Speaker 1: this week in the NFL, so I'm going one unit
Speaker 1: on my NFL picks. And I've got a little confidence
Speaker 1: boost right away because I had the Seahawks plus the
Speaker 1: three against Buccaneers, and you know, I'm tilling went the
Speaker 1: other way, So I'm starting I'm starting to like it
Speaker 1: a little bit better. I want Jacksonville plus the nine
Speaker 1: and a half against Kansas City, the Titans minus the
Speaker 1: two and a half against Denver Titans minus two, Thank you, Dan,
Speaker 1: you than I appreciated. And then I have a two
Speaker 1: unit three team t S and I had the Commanders,
Speaker 1: which now I'm thinking about to change and that to
Speaker 1: something else. But I gets the Commanders getting to twenty
Speaker 1: one and a half against the Eagle and a half
Speaker 1: and a half, twenty and a half just like that. Yep,
Speaker 1: Penn State minus a half against Maryland. Okay, give me
Speaker 1: the meaningless stuff, then that's good. Pick them. And I
Speaker 1: got the Dolphins over thirty eight and a half against
Speaker 1: the Browns. Well, lait a minute here, it's so is
Speaker 1: that down to then twenty six and a half? Are
Speaker 1: you okay with that? Yeah? That's why I did it.
Speaker 1: But I wrote it that it was the last one
Speaker 1: on my sheet, and it was getting late last night
Speaker 1: and by the way, Ray, I apologize for send of
Speaker 1: the same. Did I wake you up with the text? No,
Speaker 1: you didn't wake me up, Larry. It's just funny to
Speaker 1: see the Budweiser next to the picks. Every single week.
Speaker 1: It's like eleven o'clock. Oh shoot, I gotta do my picks,
Speaker 1: and then I just sit at the table. Well this night,
Speaker 1: last night, I was at the table some I'm sitting
Speaker 1: at right now actually, and the blood pan is still here.
Speaker 1: By the way, it's called product placement. So no, no,
Speaker 1: so that that over under thirty eight and a half,
Speaker 1: down and a half, I have a twenty six and
Speaker 1: a half. It's twenty six and a half with your
Speaker 1: ten points that you added. Thank you. Yeah, when I
Speaker 1: give you a couple, Yeah, it sounds like Larry got
Speaker 1: a decent amount of gifts. This guy around actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: you want to go over him lost two points in
Speaker 1: the over in Louisia, a lot of points on wunder
Speaker 1: on Notre Dame. He gave me a half a point
Speaker 1: from minus a half to a pick them meaningless if
Speaker 1: you're welcome, But thanks, thanks guys. I say it's back
Speaker 1: to them guys sticking up for you, because I mean
Speaker 1: damn sticking up for you because she's not here anymore.
Speaker 1: There's no rest for the wicked Larry apparently. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know how we how do we punish Shay for
Speaker 1: blowing us off this? I think we send him back
Speaker 1: to Puerto Rico. He might not mind that, or actually
Speaker 1: keep him in Puerto Rico. Yeah, Well, hopefully gets back,
Speaker 1: but it feels like he should be verbally spanked for
Speaker 1: for doing this. It's funny that he went to Puerto
Speaker 1: Rico for the weekend and it's Thursday and he's coming
Speaker 1: home already. Well, he going for this weekend or left
Speaker 1: No last weekend. He's probably gonna be there this weekend too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it is amazing that he keeps in touch with
Speaker 1: Ray all during the weekend. Then when the picks have
Speaker 1: to come in, he's m I A no, no. Ray
Speaker 1: couldn't get ahold of him for a couple of days. Wow,
Speaker 1: you know there's noational charges And now I'm starting to
Speaker 1: worry about doing I'm about say, well, it's too late
Speaker 1: to start worrying about Say, you can still worry about
Speaker 1: me on the trip. I turned it down, he did now,
Speaker 1: but that's probably in our future. So you're not going
Speaker 1: you gotta work on the show, all right, bad Larry,
Speaker 1: You're it feels like, you know now we're starting to
Speaker 1: see you in mid season form, right mid season. We
Speaker 1: got make a little run. Um all right, boys, Thanks
Speaker 1: thanks a lot, guys. We'll chat later and Dan, one
Speaker 1: of these weeks I will be up in the studio.
Speaker 1: I just trying to fit in. I gotta go back
Speaker 1: to Maine. No pumpkin regatta, but just back up for Thanksgiving. Um,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I remember when I can get up
Speaker 1: to Milford. Well, we'd we'd like to have you in studio,
Speaker 1: be kind of nice. Let you meet everybody. It's almost
Speaker 1: like it's on the way to man. Yeah, it's pretty close.
Speaker 1: But yeah, Larry, I do have a bone to pick
Speaker 1: your future Kentucky Derby winning horse. Uh I did even race.
Speaker 1: It wasn't in the lead for half, so quick story
Speaker 1: about that. No one's down again. My college right down
Speaker 1: for the weekend. His brother, a bunch of guys up
Speaker 1: the track on Friday. We had an early exact in
Speaker 1: the Keenland, so you know, we had money to play with.
Speaker 1: Then lost every race going forward, and the Keenland has
Speaker 1: ended now and here's a Larry Legend at two one
Speaker 1: going off at at Santa Anita. Nolan has twelve dollars
Speaker 1: left on his ticket his raster, so he goes put
Speaker 1: it on Larry Legends. So we went up there to
Speaker 1: put it in for him. I put five holes to
Speaker 1: winning five dollars to place, you know, just a five place,
Speaker 1: winning five place for him. And then on my boush
Speaker 1: I went fots win playing show on Larry Legend. It
Speaker 1: goes off at eighty to one and it's leading, leading, leading,
Speaker 1: and it's a photo fans, and we got second and
Speaker 1: on a two dollar that second place played fifty six bucks.
Speaker 1: Yeah that that's that's five times a year at the track.
Speaker 1: I'm not a horse guy at all, but you know,
Speaker 1: you got company down and they want to go to
Speaker 1: the track. You make the effort. Well, thank you for
Speaker 1: making the effort today. Unlike Shay, but that's that's I got.
Speaker 1: I got a table full of happy winners in local lottery.
Speaker 1: I would look local elections over it raised him at
Speaker 1: the head table A raise right now, I gotta get over. Yes, Ray,
Speaker 1: I got one thing to add. I know no one
Speaker 1: cares about my picks, but c J. Stroud to win
Speaker 1: the Heisman is probably the easiest you'll make in college
Speaker 1: football this year by far. He's plus right now. Whose
Speaker 1: second hooker is plus two nine? Yeah? Hennon Hooker's Heisman? Bid?
Speaker 1: I think ended. I'm gonna take Caleb Williams plus nine d.
Speaker 1: That's a value. Okay, but okay here, hear me out here,
Speaker 1: Caleb Williams usc They have U c l A. They
Speaker 1: got Colorado coming up Friday night. He'll put it win
Speaker 1: Colorado can't win. They'll put up big numbers there. They
Speaker 1: got U c l A. U c l A is
Speaker 1: a top ten team. Then they'll have Oregon Pack twelve
Speaker 1: title game. Oregon is the top ten team as well.
Speaker 1: They play Notre Dame and Notre Dame there. See, it's
Speaker 1: setting up nicely. C J. Stroud is gonna have Michigan
Speaker 1: and then the Big Ten title game. Caleb Williams may
Speaker 1: have a bigger opportunity. His team not good at defense.
Speaker 1: They got to score points. Lincoln Riley loves to run
Speaker 1: it up a little bit there. Caleb Williams is going
Speaker 1: to be the Heisman Trophy winner. I could also see
Speaker 1: Ohio State losing to Michigan. Here again, Okay, I thought
Speaker 1: that's not bad analysis there, Dan, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: Maybe you should try the scamble and thing. No, no,
Speaker 1: you know, I've never been somebody who had to have
Speaker 1: money on a game to watch a game. It would
Speaker 1: be to the contrary. If you said, hey, do you
Speaker 1: want to watch Buffalo against Akron, I'll be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll just watch it instead of yeah, let me put
Speaker 1: a dime on this just so I can watch the game.
Speaker 1: I don't watchna watch this Thursday night game with no
Speaker 1: action tonight. Yes, for a little while, for a little while,
Speaker 1: I think we swing both ways, where like I don't
Speaker 1: need to hear that. I don't need to hear that
Speaker 1: whatever that meant. Much like Ray, I like to swing
Speaker 1: both ways. And now I think like there's some games
Speaker 1: where I literally am like I just have to put
Speaker 1: a bet on this and watch it. But then there's
Speaker 1: other times where if I put a certain bet on it,
Speaker 1: I don't want to watch it. Yeah, I can't watch
Speaker 1: I could ever watch a game that I bet on
Speaker 1: or watch someone watch it. I can't do that. No,
Speaker 1: I remember Monday night I went into seven seas lair.
Speaker 1: This I know, I know, I know it well a
Speaker 1: couple of years ago and I'm meeting a friend there
Speaker 1: and the Raiders are playing. He goes, who do you like?
Speaker 1: I said, uh, you know, I kind of like the Raider.
Speaker 1: Now I don't. I don't even know that. He gambles.
Speaker 1: He said, uh, yeah, order me a beer. I'll be back.
Speaker 1: He goes outside, he comes back in. He goes, all right,
Speaker 1: we got the Raiders for a dime. And I got
Speaker 1: why Now I have to watch the game and yes, yes,
Speaker 1: and then if they if the Raiders don't win, then
Speaker 1: it's because of me. And if they do win, I
Speaker 1: don't get credit. I don't get anything. It's not like,
Speaker 1: you know, he's gonna go, hey, here's a hundred. There
Speaker 1: was betting it unless you gave a rope. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: That's he can't know and can blame you for that. Like,
Speaker 1: but they do, I mean they probably will, but yeah,
Speaker 1: they still doing pick mackerel. You're a big boy. You
Speaker 1: want to buy the stock, and I don't want to hear.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear from you again. I kind
Speaker 1: of like, That's why I tell him, that's just socially
Speaker 1: acceptable gambling. Larry, have a great weekend, and uh, we
Speaker 1: look forward to doing to drive by and hopefully we'll
Speaker 1: have Shanon Irving back next next week. You good luck,
Speaker 1: all right, good luck my man. Thankular Thangular