WEBVTT - Maybe Mom Can Help

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<v Speaker 1>This is Serial Killers.

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<v Speaker 2>I played the very ominous opening there. Yeah, these are

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<v Speaker 2>not great times. Everyone, No, welcome to Serial Killers. It's Monday.

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<v Speaker 2>Hope you had a good weekend. Is it possible?

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<v Speaker 1>I think at this point we can just stop saying

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<v Speaker 1>have a good weekend? Okay, well, you just get to

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<v Speaker 1>the facts on this one. Things are not great. No,

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<v Speaker 1>And we hope that you're listening to this podcast as

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<v Speaker 1>some sort of escape. Exactly. That's what we're here for, exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Your life needs normalcy, and we're.

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<v Speaker 1>Normal exactly for the most part. I mean, besides the

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<v Speaker 1>arguing and everything, we're just trying to add a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of joy to your day. We hope that you're

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<v Speaker 1>doing Okay, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Forget about all the crap and eat cereal. I'm Scottie

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<v Speaker 2>Bee and I'm Andrew, and this is episode ninety four,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's Monday, and we're here and we're gonna eat cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>But I have to give you this warning. The next

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<v Speaker 2>three episodes are gonna kind of be like scraping the

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<v Speaker 2>bottom of the barrel as far as cereal goes.

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<v Speaker 1>To the bottom of the box.

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<v Speaker 2>The bottom of the box sure sounds great because, first

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<v Speaker 2>of all, I mean I'm just gonna tell you we're

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<v Speaker 2>taping a bunch of episodes this week because who knows,

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<v Speaker 2>We don't know what's gonna be going on, whether we're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be allowed into the studio. Andrew's taking a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of days off just to kind of.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm self quarantined because I feel like for me, with

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<v Speaker 1>nothing going on on the show and nothing going on

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<v Speaker 1>in Elvis's personal life. Yeah, being an assistant, you weren't

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<v Speaker 1>really doing much these days. So I'm choosing to self

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<v Speaker 1>quarantine at my parents' house. So perfect, let's do a

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<v Speaker 1>whole bunch of episodes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, why not?

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<v Speaker 1>So?

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<v Speaker 2>And you know, I don't know if you saw my

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<v Speaker 2>picture or not, but I went to the supermarket the

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<v Speaker 2>other day, multiple supermarkets, and even the cereal aisle is

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<v Speaker 2>cleared out. You saw that all that was left was

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<v Speaker 2>strawberry frosted miniweeds and tricks troll cereal. Yeah, that was it.

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<v Speaker 2>There was abundance of those, but everything else was pretty

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<v Speaker 2>much empty, just some broken boxes left of the normal stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So basically what we're doing in the next couple of

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<v Speaker 2>episodes is whatever I have under the counter, everything must go.

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<v Speaker 2>The cereal sack is bulging with cereals that people have

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<v Speaker 2>sent us and just stuff we haven't gotten to yet.

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't really think we have any new cereals left.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're just gonna kind of do three an episode

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<v Speaker 2>and go to town.

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<v Speaker 1>People will understand, our listeners will understand. This is gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be some hopefully good episodes.

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<v Speaker 2>Question Mark, Please, these are always good. It's because you

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<v Speaker 2>and I, you know our panter banter banter. I'm dull,

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<v Speaker 2>that's right, all right, So I'm gonna go down to

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<v Speaker 2>the cereal sack. It's a post cereal came out nineteen

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<v Speaker 2>ninety seven and has been reimagined many times, so it's

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<v Speaker 2>another Great Grains. It started out as a select variety

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<v Speaker 2>and now they're just kind of transforming all of those

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<v Speaker 2>into Great Grains as about five six, seven Great Grains

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<v Speaker 2>at this point. This one is Cranberry Almond Crunch from Post.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I like Cranberry. This could be good. I'm into it.

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<v Speaker 2>There's Cranberry's flakes and clusters and almonds.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want you to know that when I went

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<v Speaker 1>grocery shopping, uh huh, because I did, Yeah, I did

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<v Speaker 1>go grocery shopping, it was terrible guess what cereal I bought? Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>cinamon last one on the shelf, waffle cereal. Like, if

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going into quarantine, I need to get myself a cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>I like, yeah, they had a couple of blueberry ones

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<v Speaker 2>at my shop, right, But other than that, I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a cereal I al was completely wiped out. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and someone else I know bought Ego cereal and they

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<v Speaker 1>said they actually fought someone in the store for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Really yeah, because somebody like she reached for it and

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<v Speaker 1>somebody's like, I need to get two. She's like, you

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<v Speaker 1>already have one.

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<v Speaker 2>See, and I don't. I just don't understand the toilet

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<v Speaker 2>paper thing that I just can't get over that. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't understand it. Nobody's pooping more.

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<v Speaker 1>What it's gonna be weird is years from now, Like

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<v Speaker 1>when my kids one day are reading a textbook about this,

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<v Speaker 1>there's gonna be pictures of people.

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<v Speaker 2>Walking paper markets a toilet paper. I'm gonna have to

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<v Speaker 2>be like, I truly don't know why. Wait, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have kids, yeah, hopefully one day. Okay, I would have

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<v Speaker 2>great kids. What kind of cereal are you gonna let them?

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<v Speaker 1>Meat maple, eggo waffle cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>It didn't gonna be around anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn it.

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<v Speaker 2>She can see that, you know what. I can't find

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<v Speaker 2>the other one. Where's the one? Where's the other shaky one?

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's gone. What's the disco one? Which one

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<v Speaker 2>the first one that we had?

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<v Speaker 1>Scotty shake yeah, shake shake shape yeah, shake your cereal?

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<v Speaker 2>It's not here anymore. It's so messed up, man, Things

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<v Speaker 2>just disappear.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, all right, well let's get into the great grains.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go. You've done probably five or six different

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<v Speaker 2>great grain varieties by now, so I think this is

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<v Speaker 2>the last one that we haven't done. Did I went?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, did you buy a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>cereal when you were shopping?

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't have to have you seen my basement.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I actually get stacked with cereals. But she didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get me eggos. So I'm bringing it from my apartment

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<v Speaker 1>to their house.

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<v Speaker 2>She doesn't even know her children.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so sad she doesn't know her children. I kind

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<v Speaker 1>of want to steal some from the cereal vault.

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<v Speaker 2>You can, there's plenty. Take what you want.

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<v Speaker 1>I might because you do have a lot of great cereals.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean I do?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, we do? Yes, Andrew Collaborate Podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>This today is skim Plus milk, lactose free, fat free milk. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>creamy taste. Creamy taste's actually not bad. This is what

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<v Speaker 2>we use in the house because Cooper is lactose and tolerant.

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<v Speaker 1>I use it on the cris picks this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, how was it?

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<v Speaker 1>It was good?

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<v Speaker 2>You're still eating that cris Picks.

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<v Speaker 1>I am going through all the cereals and no one

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<v Speaker 1>will eat. So I'm talking smart start, I'm talking grape

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<v Speaker 1>nut flakes. I'm talking chris Picks and corn flakes. Those

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<v Speaker 1>are for me. I don't mind them, and I like

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<v Speaker 1>them and they feel healthy.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Here we go, great grains, cranberry, almond, holrong

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<v Speaker 2>hmm m.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna take just one home? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I would just like the inside of a pop dart.

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<v Speaker 2>The cranberries will do that because they're sweetened.

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<v Speaker 1>Love it.

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<v Speaker 2>Four balls in a spoon of all the cranberry cereals.

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<v Speaker 2>This is probably one of the best ones I've had.

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<v Speaker 1>I might actually bump this up and give it a

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<v Speaker 1>five ball. It's healthy ish five. That's why I added

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<v Speaker 1>the ish. It feels healthy.

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<v Speaker 2>Really. Five.

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<v Speaker 1>I truly enjoy this.

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<v Speaker 2>I would prefer if these were dried cherries, but I

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<v Speaker 2>know that they're more expensive, so they wouldn't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not doing that today, so for that reason.

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<v Speaker 2>Four balls. It's pretty good, but it's not great.

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<v Speaker 1>It is great. Oh sorry, great, thank you, Tony.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, now there's two ways we can go here.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna let you steer the ship, all right, you

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<v Speaker 1>guide me during these times of crisis.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll go see. I don't even know if this is

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how old this cereal is because this

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<v Speaker 2>whole line is new to me. You know, I've only

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<v Speaker 2>seen these cereals since we've been doing this podcast. It's

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<v Speaker 2>Mom's best, you know. We've had a few of these.

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<v Speaker 2>We had the one with the marshmallows and the other

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<v Speaker 2>thing and that other thing, and the Graham well exactly,

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<v Speaker 2>the fake Cinematon's cru everything. So I'm curious to see

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<v Speaker 2>how this is going to be Safari cocoa crunt. It

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<v Speaker 2>appears to be a cocoa puff's ripoff, gluten free, no

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<v Speaker 2>artificial flavors or preservatives, no high for coast corn sirrut,

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<v Speaker 2>made with real cocoa. Okay, it could be okay, naturally

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<v Speaker 2>flavored sweetened corn puff cereal with real coco. Mom's Best Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's gonna be. Wait, moms made the one

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<v Speaker 1>that I hated? Which one did Moms make that I hate?

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<v Speaker 2>These are the two moms Best that we've done, the

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<v Speaker 2>honey grams and the sweetened wheatfols, And then we also

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<v Speaker 2>did the one with the marshmallows that was pretty decent.

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<v Speaker 1>So maybe I like Mom's Best.

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<v Speaker 2>I think Mom's is okay. I think Mother's is the

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<v Speaker 2>one that we don't like.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's the old woman?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Barbera? Yeah, oh yeah. The store was full of

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<v Speaker 2>puffins also, it was loaded with puffins every variety there

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<v Speaker 2>was like people like, I'm gonna try this, but I'd

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<v Speaker 2>rather not eat anything than this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No, puffins are not it. I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>I know we're living through a pandemic right now, but

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<v Speaker 2>puffins are not it ever period. Hey, did you know

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<v Speaker 2>that lion cubs are born with brown spots that make

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<v Speaker 2>them look like little leopards. These spots camouflage the cubs

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<v Speaker 2>when they're young, they disappear as they grow older.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know My sister's dog, Luna has little spots.

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<v Speaker 1>We call her a rare spotted.

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<v Speaker 2>Newt, like on her belly or like o her.

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<v Speaker 1>Head, a little spots. It's the cutest thing.

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<v Speaker 2>All Right. Here we go, Safari coco crunch, Mom's Best Cereals.

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<v Speaker 2>How the best days begin.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like Steve Irwin with like the cereal. He's dead, okay, yes?

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<v Speaker 2>And didn't he get killed by a stingray? Yes? Which

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<v Speaker 2>made it very concerning for me the accident because we were

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<v Speaker 2>on vacation. Cooper was hanging out with stingrays in the

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<v Speaker 2>water and I didn't like that. Well, stingrays, especially the

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<v Speaker 2>very docile.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes. And on top of that, it's like a one

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<v Speaker 1>in a million chance she'll die if you get stung

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<v Speaker 1>by one.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that was the one in the million.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, he literally got stung in the heart.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, well, that'll do it.

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<v Speaker 1>And it has I think they have poisonous tails, and

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<v Speaker 1>so that's the problem.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they shoot some kind of venom in you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, here we go, Mom's Best.

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<v Speaker 1>We're both not doctors.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Safari Cocoa crunch. We eat cereal. That's what we do.

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<v Speaker 1>Croakey, it's a fari. What is it called kroakey? It's

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<v Speaker 1>safari cocoa crunch.

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<v Speaker 2>You just sounded like a like a combination of many

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<v Speaker 2>different people there, all right, here we go. They're a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit smaller than coco puffs. What do there? Very quanchy? No,

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<v Speaker 2>there's not warrant. MM like that. It's pretty decent. It

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<v Speaker 2>tastes like a malted I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so chocolate y.

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<v Speaker 2>Ingredients, cornflour, sugar, cocoa process with alkali, four bowls in

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<v Speaker 2>a spoon, salt, calcium carbonate, caramel color, natural flavor. You

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<v Speaker 2>know what, three sister Cereal company.

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<v Speaker 1>This is gonna be controversial.

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<v Speaker 2>It's no, it's not, but go ahead, I might.

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<v Speaker 1>Choose this over cocoa puffs.

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<v Speaker 2>Shut the hell up.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the sweetness on this is incredible.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't curse, but bulk it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, you're gonna have to bleep yourself out.

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<v Speaker 2>I did already good.

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<v Speaker 1>In your post production ways.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what. I'm not a fan that is so crunchy.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the crunch, really I do. I think it

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<v Speaker 1>really adds some like texture to it. I'm a fan.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the sweetness of it.

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<v Speaker 2>We checked the milk out. The milk is good. It's

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<v Speaker 2>really good chocolate milk.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a this is wow. I might actually and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry. You're gonna have to fix the sheet.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm gonna actually do on myself quarantine time. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to post the list.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody hold him to this. I will.

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<v Speaker 1>I promise.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna have nothing but a week and a half

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<v Speaker 2>to create a Google sheet list.

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<v Speaker 1>I might actually reverse my ratings. This is the five bowl.

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<v Speaker 1>The cranberry crunch gets the four balls in books.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I'm out of my mind now because

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<v Speaker 2>I have to make this list. Okay, I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like you who. I was gonna say that, but

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't quite there, big fam all right, so four

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<v Speaker 2>balls from me?

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's delicious. Oh god, I got some so

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<v Speaker 1>far A cocoa crunch in my throat.

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<v Speaker 2>He good?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm good. I love the cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually needed one more bite?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I take this one home too? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>We just gotta take a picture with it first, because

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<v Speaker 2>people love to see us in pictures.

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<v Speaker 1>They do, honestly. Our social media account, our Instagram, I

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<v Speaker 1>get so many followers from that.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, Yeah, I feel like people who may not know

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<v Speaker 2>about the big show that we work on find our

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<v Speaker 2>podcast and then they're like, oh okay, and you know

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<v Speaker 2>these fools worked for We are fools. And you can

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<v Speaker 2>follow us at Real Killers PC and see what all

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<v Speaker 2>these pictures are. Every time we do an episode, we

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<v Speaker 2>post it. We post a picture of the cereal boxes

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<v Speaker 2>with us making some zany faces. All right, so aany faces.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna have to take a trip for this one.

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<v Speaker 2>You ready, Serial Killers in turn National. Now, remember our

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<v Speaker 2>friend Ramiro from San Bernardino. I do, but I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Also just thinking about you saying zany face.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I need to use different adjectives every once in

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<v Speaker 2>a while. Yeah, you know, lighting up the movie? Why not?

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<v Speaker 2>So Ramiro had sent us a bunch of cereals. We

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<v Speaker 2>did one a couple of weeks ago. This one, it's

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<v Speaker 2>a really it just it's I'm gonna get it, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>You get so flustered. It's so it's oh it comes

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<v Speaker 1>from Korea.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh he bought it at h Mart And I know

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<v Speaker 2>that's a Korean supermarket to have one by my house,

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<v Speaker 2>but they don't have this cereal, that's for sure. The

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<v Speaker 2>cute little characters on the back. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 2>the name of it is, although in little letters it

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<v Speaker 2>says corn pleasure.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well that's something I think colon. Can I see

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<v Speaker 1>the box? Yes, I'm pretty sure that this is one

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<v Speaker 1>of Hello Kitty's friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, Look on top? Is she there? Oh? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on second, No, I don't need to sneeze.

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<v Speaker 2>No, please don't. This is pooro, pooroo corn flakes. We

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<v Speaker 2>need that translator thing, but yours doesn't work for a week. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Mine just says it's like Lucky fun charge.

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<v Speaker 2>Look on top. You recognize any of the characters on

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<v Speaker 2>the very top of the box? Top top, top, top top.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, poorro Is was in Japan too, Okay. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like anything ultra cute is probably from like Japan or

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<v Speaker 1>South Korea. They know how to do like cute little animals.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, now, is this considered anime? Is that? What this is? No?

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<v Speaker 2>Not even am I stupid? What's anime?

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<v Speaker 1>Anime is like shows, movies, novels like that go in

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<v Speaker 1>a lot more detail. This person's not gonna fight for

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<v Speaker 1>the honor of their family.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but this little bird is yelling at the monkey

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<v Speaker 2>give me a banana. See, there's not much in English

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<v Speaker 2>on this box. But give me a banana? Is there? Wait?

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<v Speaker 1>Actually I lied. This could be an anime if there's

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<v Speaker 1>a cartoon version of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well these are cartoons, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But like what kind of cartoon are we talking?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. So let's get into the corn pleasure.

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<v Speaker 2>The little penguent on the front. Let's get pleasured by corn, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>a little. I don't think this corn came from Iowa.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry Iowa friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait can you imagine if an Iowa farmer ships their

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<v Speaker 1>corn to Korea to make corn pleasure?

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<v Speaker 2>It's entirely pop Now, this is cool, okay? So I

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<v Speaker 2>mean it is in a silver bag, which usually means sweet,

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<v Speaker 2>but not in this case. But there's one of these

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<v Speaker 2>little ceiling pull tabs on it, so once you open it,

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<v Speaker 2>you roll it down and you stick the thing on it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you, between the Japan cereals all coming in

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<v Speaker 1>bags Korea, including a strip, we are so behind on the.

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<v Speaker 2>Series, very innovative overseas. And you know what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>It's because the American companies they like the cereal to

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<v Speaker 2>go stale, so you have to buy more. So true,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to be like Greg Tea right now,

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<v Speaker 2>with the chicken conspiracy. But that is a conspiracy if

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<v Speaker 2>I've ever heard one. By the way, speaking of chicken conspiracy,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, excuse me chicken, excuse me chicken. So did

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<v Speaker 2>you know that there was a super size me too?

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<v Speaker 2>Morgan Sparoka the second one in twenty ninety, like AFC

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<v Speaker 2>or Chickens Family was all chicken. He opened a chicken restaurant.

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<v Speaker 2>But it kind of proved Greg Te's did you use sport? No,

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<v Speaker 2>it sounded like I didn't at all. I'm going never

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<v Speaker 2>do that on the air, except that one time when

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<v Speaker 2>I threw it at Gandhi. All right, here we go anyway. Chickens.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, wait, so what is the point of the movie?

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<v Speaker 1>Like that he opens up a chicken rush.

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<v Speaker 2>And shows you how bad. But no, he opens a

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<v Speaker 2>chicken farm, like he farms the chickens, and he shows

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<v Speaker 2>you how crazy it is with all these big, fat,

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<v Speaker 2>crazy chickens.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, when you see like the chickens that they use

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<v Speaker 1>and then are like they stick a tube down their

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<v Speaker 1>throat and they make them so fat, it's so sad.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, not in this one.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, Well, maybe Morgan spur a lot should have.

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<v Speaker 2>Gone there so I'm gonna hold on, let me seal

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<v Speaker 2>it with the strip, the fresh tape. This is called

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<v Speaker 2>I love that, and I think everybody should include this. Now.

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<v Speaker 2>Just from looking at these flakes, I guess they're corn flakes.

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<v Speaker 2>They they look reminiscent of honey nut frosted flakes. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>said they look like to me because they look like

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<v Speaker 2>they are coated with some sort of sweetness.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I'm in but I don't even remember honey

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<v Speaker 1>that frosted fakes look like I knew it came in

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<v Speaker 1>a yellow or orange become in a yellow box. Yeah, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it had what's his name on it?

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<v Speaker 2>Tony, sir charms?

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<v Speaker 1>Right, all right?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what you just like to aggravate me. I do.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad you're leaving for a week, all right here?

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<v Speaker 2>Two three corn pleasure, Yeah, pretty right.

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<v Speaker 1>On, told too qunchy.

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<v Speaker 2>You love qunchy apparently, but I like getting soggy and

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<v Speaker 2>milk crunchy. And there's like a frosted flake, but like

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<v Speaker 2>a way crunchy or frosted flake.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, ah, cinnamon, dang it, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Your butt crackers all the way out, sir, all the

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<v Speaker 2>way that is violating my eyes sorry about that. We

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<v Speaker 2>don't have any the honeynut frosted flakes left. Is this

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<v Speaker 2>not bad? Three balls in a spoon? Yeah? I think

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<v Speaker 2>three balls is it. I'm not the biggest fan. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not pleasured. I was gonna say something there, but

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<v Speaker 2>I shouldn't. But corn pleasure not bad. You know what,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna scan this little QR code on the side.

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<v Speaker 2>What's for RaRo cornflakes? What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Imported by Grand Supercenter, product of Korea, Lynhurst, New Jersey.

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<v Speaker 1>H you got jipped. Oh my god, real Korean zero.

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<v Speaker 2>They have chocolate. You know what. It looks like. They

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<v Speaker 2>have almost every variety of these. Yeah, like they have

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<v Speaker 2>of frosted flakes on the side of the box. It

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<v Speaker 2>shows you. Oh yeah, it's very little. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't want you to know.

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<v Speaker 2>No. Well, I see chocolate and I see something with

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<v Speaker 2>marshmallows and some other sort of flakes. But not bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much, Ramiro, Thank you, Romeiro. Appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll get to you know. I don't think we're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>do the other cereal he sent it was the spooky

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<v Speaker 2>chocolate frosted flakes, because we've already had chocolate frosted flakes

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<v Speaker 2>with marshmallows, same kind of thing. So we appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll eat it, but you know we're probably not gonna

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<v Speaker 2>rate it. Kisses though, Ramiro, thank you so much for

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<v Speaker 2>listening to Serial Killers. This has been episode ninety four. Yay,

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna hang it up and just record another one

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<v Speaker 2>after this, and you'll get that one on Friday. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>so stand.

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<v Speaker 1>By, stay safe, stay well, yeah, just stay in your

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<v Speaker 1>house for a bit. How about they just stay in

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<v Speaker 1>your house. Listen to Serial Killers if you didn't quarantine

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<v Speaker 1>with Cereal. I don't really know what to tell you,

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<v Speaker 1>but listen to us, and listen to us.

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<v Speaker 2>Enjoy the serials, and go back and listen to old ones,

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<v Speaker 2>and you'll see how different we are. We have changed,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, we're so much more mature. No, not at all,

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<v Speaker 2>I thought I was. I think we're a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>more laid back in the earlier episodes. I wasn't that

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<v Speaker 2>apt to make fun of you and rip on you

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<v Speaker 2>back an episode like maybe one through ten after that's

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<v Speaker 2>We shouldn't have done that. She was upset. She's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not coming in anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she said she would come back in.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh hey, guess what next episode, We're gonna take a

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<v Speaker 2>trip to the Cereal Graveyard. It's your favorite.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god.

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<v Speaker 2>Until then, we will see you on Friday. Have a

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<v Speaker 2>great week, stay safe, and crunch crunch. Yes, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>would like to have pleasure with other vegetables.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well that's a personal issue for you, not an

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<v Speaker 1>issue of preference. Well that's what you call it.