Speaker 1: This is Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: I played the very ominous opening there. Yeah, these are
Speaker 2: not great times. Everyone, No, welcome to Serial Killers. It's Monday.
Speaker 2: Hope you had a good weekend. Is it possible?
Speaker 1: I think at this point we can just stop saying
Speaker 1: have a good weekend? Okay, well, you just get to
Speaker 1: the facts on this one. Things are not great. No,
Speaker 1: And we hope that you're listening to this podcast as
Speaker 1: some sort of escape. Exactly. That's what we're here for, exactly.
Speaker 2: Your life needs normalcy, and we're.
Speaker 1: Normal exactly for the most part. I mean, besides the
Speaker 1: arguing and everything, we're just trying to add a little
Speaker 1: bit of joy to your day. We hope that you're
Speaker 1: doing Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Forget about all the crap and eat cereal. I'm Scottie
Speaker 2: Bee and I'm Andrew, and this is episode ninety four,
Speaker 2: and it's Monday, and we're here and we're gonna eat cereal.
Speaker 2: But I have to give you this warning. The next
Speaker 2: three episodes are gonna kind of be like scraping the
Speaker 2: bottom of the barrel as far as cereal goes.
Speaker 1: To the bottom of the box.
Speaker 2: The bottom of the box sure sounds great because, first
Speaker 2: of all, I mean I'm just gonna tell you we're
Speaker 2: taping a bunch of episodes this week because who knows,
Speaker 2: We don't know what's gonna be going on, whether we're
Speaker 2: gonna be allowed into the studio. Andrew's taking a couple
Speaker 2: of days off just to kind of.
Speaker 1: I'm self quarantined because I feel like for me, with
Speaker 1: nothing going on on the show and nothing going on
Speaker 1: in Elvis's personal life. Yeah, being an assistant, you weren't
Speaker 1: really doing much these days. So I'm choosing to self
Speaker 1: quarantine at my parents' house. So perfect, let's do a
Speaker 1: whole bunch of episodes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why not?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 2: And you know, I don't know if you saw my
Speaker 2: picture or not, but I went to the supermarket the
Speaker 2: other day, multiple supermarkets, and even the cereal aisle is
Speaker 2: cleared out. You saw that all that was left was
Speaker 2: strawberry frosted miniweeds and tricks troll cereal. Yeah, that was it.
Speaker 2: There was abundance of those, but everything else was pretty
Speaker 2: much empty, just some broken boxes left of the normal stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So basically what we're doing in the next couple of
Speaker 2: episodes is whatever I have under the counter, everything must go.
Speaker 2: The cereal sack is bulging with cereals that people have
Speaker 2: sent us and just stuff we haven't gotten to yet.
Speaker 2: So I don't really think we have any new cereals left.
Speaker 2: So we're just gonna kind of do three an episode
Speaker 2: and go to town.
Speaker 1: People will understand, our listeners will understand. This is gonna
Speaker 1: be some hopefully good episodes.
Speaker 2: Question Mark, Please, these are always good. It's because you
Speaker 2: and I, you know our panter banter banter. I'm dull,
Speaker 2: that's right, all right, So I'm gonna go down to
Speaker 2: the cereal sack. It's a post cereal came out nineteen
Speaker 2: ninety seven and has been reimagined many times, so it's
Speaker 2: another Great Grains. It started out as a select variety
Speaker 2: and now they're just kind of transforming all of those
Speaker 2: into Great Grains as about five six, seven Great Grains
Speaker 2: at this point. This one is Cranberry Almond Crunch from Post.
Speaker 1: Okay, I like Cranberry. This could be good. I'm into it.
Speaker 2: There's Cranberry's flakes and clusters and almonds.
Speaker 1: I just want you to know that when I went
Speaker 1: grocery shopping, uh huh, because I did, Yeah, I did
Speaker 1: go grocery shopping, it was terrible guess what cereal I bought? Uh,
Speaker 1: cinamon last one on the shelf, waffle cereal. Like, if
Speaker 1: I'm going into quarantine, I need to get myself a cereal.
Speaker 2: I like, yeah, they had a couple of blueberry ones
Speaker 2: at my shop, right, But other than that, I mean.
Speaker 1: There's a cereal I al was completely wiped out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and someone else I know bought Ego cereal and they
Speaker 1: said they actually fought someone in the store for it.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, because somebody like she reached for it and
Speaker 1: somebody's like, I need to get two. She's like, you
Speaker 1: already have one.
Speaker 2: See, and I don't. I just don't understand the toilet
Speaker 2: paper thing that I just can't get over that. I
Speaker 2: don't understand it. Nobody's pooping more.
Speaker 1: What it's gonna be weird is years from now, Like
Speaker 1: when my kids one day are reading a textbook about this,
Speaker 1: there's gonna be pictures of people.
Speaker 2: Walking paper markets a toilet paper. I'm gonna have to
Speaker 2: be like, I truly don't know why. Wait, you're gonna
Speaker 2: have kids, yeah, hopefully one day. Okay, I would have
Speaker 2: great kids. What kind of cereal are you gonna let them?
Speaker 1: Meat maple, eggo waffle cereal.
Speaker 2: It didn't gonna be around anymore.
Speaker 1: Damn it.
Speaker 2: She can see that, you know what. I can't find
Speaker 2: the other one. Where's the one? Where's the other shaky one?
Speaker 2: I think it's gone. What's the disco one? Which one
Speaker 2: the first one that we had?
Speaker 1: Scotty shake yeah, shake shake shape yeah, shake your cereal?
Speaker 2: It's not here anymore. It's so messed up, man, Things
Speaker 2: just disappear.
Speaker 1: Well, all right, well let's get into the great grains.
Speaker 2: Here we go. You've done probably five or six different
Speaker 2: great grain varieties by now, so I think this is
Speaker 2: the last one that we haven't done. Did I went?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, did you buy a lot of
Speaker 1: cereal when you were shopping?
Speaker 2: I didn't have to have you seen my basement.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually get stacked with cereals. But she didn't
Speaker 1: get me eggos. So I'm bringing it from my apartment
Speaker 1: to their house.
Speaker 2: She doesn't even know her children.
Speaker 1: It's so sad she doesn't know her children. I kind
Speaker 1: of want to steal some from the cereal vault.
Speaker 2: You can, there's plenty. Take what you want.
Speaker 1: I might because you do have a lot of great cereals.
Speaker 2: What do you mean I do?
Speaker 1: Oh, we do? Yes, Andrew Collaborate Podcast.
Speaker 2: This today is skim Plus milk, lactose free, fat free milk. Yeah,
Speaker 2: creamy taste. Creamy taste's actually not bad. This is what
Speaker 2: we use in the house because Cooper is lactose and tolerant.
Speaker 1: I use it on the cris picks this morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how was it?
Speaker 1: It was good?
Speaker 2: You're still eating that cris Picks.
Speaker 1: I am going through all the cereals and no one
Speaker 1: will eat. So I'm talking smart start, I'm talking grape
Speaker 1: nut flakes. I'm talking chris Picks and corn flakes. Those
Speaker 1: are for me. I don't mind them, and I like
Speaker 1: them and they feel healthy.
Speaker 2: All right, Here we go, great grains, cranberry, almond, holrong
Speaker 2: hmm m.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: You're gonna take just one home? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I would just like the inside of a pop dart.
Speaker 2: The cranberries will do that because they're sweetened.
Speaker 1: Love it.
Speaker 2: Four balls in a spoon of all the cranberry cereals.
Speaker 2: This is probably one of the best ones I've had.
Speaker 1: I might actually bump this up and give it a
Speaker 1: five ball. It's healthy ish five. That's why I added
Speaker 1: the ish. It feels healthy.
Speaker 2: Really. Five.
Speaker 1: I truly enjoy this.
Speaker 2: I would prefer if these were dried cherries, but I
Speaker 2: know that they're more expensive, so they wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1: We're not doing that today, so for that reason.
Speaker 2: Four balls. It's pretty good, but it's not great.
Speaker 1: It is great. Oh sorry, great, thank you, Tony.
Speaker 2: All right, now there's two ways we can go here.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you steer the ship, all right, you
Speaker 1: guide me during these times of crisis.
Speaker 2: We'll go see. I don't even know if this is
Speaker 2: I don't know how old this cereal is because this
Speaker 2: whole line is new to me. You know, I've only
Speaker 2: seen these cereals since we've been doing this podcast. It's
Speaker 2: Mom's best, you know. We've had a few of these.
Speaker 2: We had the one with the marshmallows and the other
Speaker 2: thing and that other thing, and the Graham well exactly,
Speaker 2: the fake Cinematon's cru everything. So I'm curious to see
Speaker 2: how this is going to be Safari cocoa crunt. It
Speaker 2: appears to be a cocoa puff's ripoff, gluten free, no
Speaker 2: artificial flavors or preservatives, no high for coast corn sirrut,
Speaker 2: made with real cocoa. Okay, it could be okay, naturally
Speaker 2: flavored sweetened corn puff cereal with real coco. Mom's Best Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm in.
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be. Wait, moms made the one
Speaker 1: that I hated? Which one did Moms make that I hate?
Speaker 2: These are the two moms Best that we've done, the
Speaker 2: honey grams and the sweetened wheatfols, And then we also
Speaker 2: did the one with the marshmallows that was pretty decent.
Speaker 1: So maybe I like Mom's Best.
Speaker 2: I think Mom's is okay. I think Mother's is the
Speaker 2: one that we don't like.
Speaker 1: Who's the old woman?
Speaker 2: Oh Barbera? Yeah, oh yeah. The store was full of
Speaker 2: puffins also, it was loaded with puffins every variety there
Speaker 2: was like people like, I'm gonna try this, but I'd
Speaker 2: rather not eat anything than this.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, puffins are not it. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: I know we're living through a pandemic right now, but
Speaker 2: puffins are not it ever period. Hey, did you know
Speaker 2: that lion cubs are born with brown spots that make
Speaker 2: them look like little leopards. These spots camouflage the cubs
Speaker 2: when they're young, they disappear as they grow older.
Speaker 1: Do you know My sister's dog, Luna has little spots.
Speaker 1: We call her a rare spotted.
Speaker 2: Newt, like on her belly or like o her.
Speaker 1: Head, a little spots. It's the cutest thing.
Speaker 2: All Right. Here we go, Safari coco crunch, Mom's Best Cereals.
Speaker 2: How the best days begin.
Speaker 1: I feel like Steve Irwin with like the cereal. He's dead, okay, yes?
Speaker 2: And didn't he get killed by a stingray? Yes? Which
Speaker 2: made it very concerning for me the accident because we were
Speaker 2: on vacation. Cooper was hanging out with stingrays in the
Speaker 2: water and I didn't like that. Well, stingrays, especially the
Speaker 2: very docile.
Speaker 1: Yes. And on top of that, it's like a one
Speaker 1: in a million chance she'll die if you get stung
Speaker 1: by one.
Speaker 2: Oh that was the one in the million.
Speaker 1: Yes, he literally got stung in the heart.
Speaker 2: Oh, well, that'll do it.
Speaker 1: And it has I think they have poisonous tails, and
Speaker 1: so that's the problem.
Speaker 2: I think they shoot some kind of venom in you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, something like that.
Speaker 2: Right, here we go, Mom's Best.
Speaker 1: We're both not doctors.
Speaker 2: No, Safari Cocoa crunch. We eat cereal. That's what we do.
Speaker 1: Croakey, it's a fari. What is it called kroakey? It's
Speaker 1: safari cocoa crunch.
Speaker 2: You just sounded like a like a combination of many
Speaker 2: different people there, all right, here we go. They're a
Speaker 2: little bit smaller than coco puffs. What do there? Very quanchy? No,
Speaker 2: there's not warrant. MM like that. It's pretty decent. It
Speaker 2: tastes like a malted I love it.
Speaker 1: It's so chocolate y.
Speaker 2: Ingredients, cornflour, sugar, cocoa process with alkali, four bowls in
Speaker 2: a spoon, salt, calcium carbonate, caramel color, natural flavor. You
Speaker 2: know what, three sister Cereal company.
Speaker 1: This is gonna be controversial.
Speaker 2: It's no, it's not, but go ahead, I might.
Speaker 1: Choose this over cocoa puffs.
Speaker 2: Shut the hell up.
Speaker 1: I think the sweetness on this is incredible.
Speaker 2: I don't curse, but bulk it.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, you're gonna have to bleep yourself out.
Speaker 2: I did already good.
Speaker 1: In your post production ways.
Speaker 2: You know what. I'm not a fan that is so crunchy.
Speaker 1: I love the crunch, really I do. I think it
Speaker 1: really adds some like texture to it. I'm a fan.
Speaker 1: I love the sweetness of it.
Speaker 2: We checked the milk out. The milk is good. It's
Speaker 2: really good chocolate milk.
Speaker 1: This is a this is wow. I might actually and
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. You're gonna have to fix the sheet.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm gonna actually do on myself quarantine time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm going to post the list.
Speaker 2: Everybody hold him to this. I will.
Speaker 1: I promise.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have nothing but a week and a half
Speaker 2: to create a Google sheet list.
Speaker 1: I might actually reverse my ratings. This is the five bowl.
Speaker 1: The cranberry crunch gets the four balls in books.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm out of my mind now because
Speaker 2: I have to make this list. Okay, I get it.
Speaker 2: It's like you who. I was gonna say that, but
Speaker 2: I wasn't quite there, big fam all right, so four
Speaker 2: balls from me?
Speaker 1: I think it's delicious. Oh god, I got some so
Speaker 1: far A cocoa crunch in my throat.
Speaker 2: He good?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm good. I love the cereal.
Speaker 2: Actually needed one more bite?
Speaker 1: Can I take this one home too? Yeah?
Speaker 2: We just gotta take a picture with it first, because
Speaker 2: people love to see us in pictures.
Speaker 1: They do, honestly. Our social media account, our Instagram, I
Speaker 1: get so many followers from that.
Speaker 2: Really, Yeah, I feel like people who may not know
Speaker 2: about the big show that we work on find our
Speaker 2: podcast and then they're like, oh okay, and you know
Speaker 2: these fools worked for We are fools. And you can
Speaker 2: follow us at Real Killers PC and see what all
Speaker 2: these pictures are. Every time we do an episode, we
Speaker 2: post it. We post a picture of the cereal boxes
Speaker 2: with us making some zany faces. All right, so aany faces.
Speaker 2: We're gonna have to take a trip for this one.
Speaker 2: You ready, Serial Killers in turn National. Now, remember our
Speaker 2: friend Ramiro from San Bernardino. I do, but I'm.
Speaker 1: Also just thinking about you saying zany face.
Speaker 2: Well, I need to use different adjectives every once in
Speaker 2: a while. Yeah, you know, lighting up the movie? Why not?
Speaker 2: So Ramiro had sent us a bunch of cereals. We
Speaker 2: did one a couple of weeks ago. This one, it's
Speaker 2: a really it just it's I'm gonna get it, Okay.
Speaker 1: You get so flustered. It's so it's oh it comes
Speaker 1: from Korea.
Speaker 2: Oh he bought it at h Mart And I know
Speaker 2: that's a Korean supermarket to have one by my house,
Speaker 2: but they don't have this cereal, that's for sure. The
Speaker 2: cute little characters on the back. I don't know what
Speaker 2: the name of it is, although in little letters it
Speaker 2: says corn pleasure.
Speaker 1: Okay, well that's something I think colon. Can I see
Speaker 1: the box? Yes, I'm pretty sure that this is one
Speaker 1: of Hello Kitty's friends.
Speaker 2: Really, Look on top? Is she there? Oh? No?
Speaker 1: Hold on second, No, I don't need to sneeze.
Speaker 2: No, please don't. This is pooro, pooroo corn flakes. We
Speaker 2: need that translator thing, but yours doesn't work for a week. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Mine just says it's like Lucky fun charge.
Speaker 2: Look on top. You recognize any of the characters on
Speaker 2: the very top of the box? Top top, top, top top.
Speaker 1: Yeah, poorro Is was in Japan too, Okay. I feel
Speaker 1: like anything ultra cute is probably from like Japan or
Speaker 1: South Korea. They know how to do like cute little animals.
Speaker 2: Well, now, is this considered anime? Is that? What this is? No?
Speaker 2: Not even am I stupid? What's anime?
Speaker 1: Anime is like shows, movies, novels like that go in
Speaker 1: a lot more detail. This person's not gonna fight for
Speaker 1: the honor of their family.
Speaker 2: Okay, but this little bird is yelling at the monkey
Speaker 2: give me a banana. See, there's not much in English
Speaker 2: on this box. But give me a banana? Is there? Wait?
Speaker 1: Actually I lied. This could be an anime if there's
Speaker 1: a cartoon version of it.
Speaker 2: Well these are cartoons, yeah.
Speaker 1: But like what kind of cartoon are we talking?
Speaker 2: I don't know. So let's get into the corn pleasure.
Speaker 2: The little penguent on the front. Let's get pleasured by corn, yes,
Speaker 2: a little. I don't think this corn came from Iowa.
Speaker 2: Sorry Iowa friends.
Speaker 1: Wait can you imagine if an Iowa farmer ships their
Speaker 1: corn to Korea to make corn pleasure?
Speaker 2: It's entirely pop Now, this is cool, okay? So I
Speaker 2: mean it is in a silver bag, which usually means sweet,
Speaker 2: but not in this case. But there's one of these
Speaker 2: little ceiling pull tabs on it, so once you open it,
Speaker 2: you roll it down and you stick the thing on it.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, between the Japan cereals all coming in
Speaker 1: bags Korea, including a strip, we are so behind on the.
Speaker 2: Series, very innovative overseas. And you know what it is.
Speaker 2: It's because the American companies they like the cereal to
Speaker 2: go stale, so you have to buy more. So true,
Speaker 2: I don't want to be like Greg Tea right now,
Speaker 2: with the chicken conspiracy. But that is a conspiracy if
Speaker 2: I've ever heard one. By the way, speaking of chicken conspiracy,
Speaker 2: you know, excuse me chicken, excuse me chicken. So did
Speaker 2: you know that there was a super size me too?
Speaker 2: Morgan Sparoka the second one in twenty ninety, like AFC
Speaker 2: or Chickens Family was all chicken. He opened a chicken restaurant.
Speaker 2: But it kind of proved Greg Te's did you use sport? No,
Speaker 2: it sounded like I didn't at all. I'm going never
Speaker 2: do that on the air, except that one time when
Speaker 2: I threw it at Gandhi. All right, here we go anyway. Chickens.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wait, so what is the point of the movie?
Speaker 1: Like that he opens up a chicken rush.
Speaker 2: And shows you how bad. But no, he opens a
Speaker 2: chicken farm, like he farms the chickens, and he shows
Speaker 2: you how crazy it is with all these big, fat,
Speaker 2: crazy chickens.
Speaker 1: Honestly, when you see like the chickens that they use
Speaker 1: and then are like they stick a tube down their
Speaker 1: throat and they make them so fat, it's so sad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not in this one.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Well, maybe Morgan spur a lot should have.
Speaker 2: Gone there so I'm gonna hold on, let me seal
Speaker 2: it with the strip, the fresh tape. This is called
Speaker 2: I love that, and I think everybody should include this. Now.
Speaker 2: Just from looking at these flakes, I guess they're corn flakes.
Speaker 2: They they look reminiscent of honey nut frosted flakes. Okay,
Speaker 2: said they look like to me because they look like
Speaker 2: they are coated with some sort of sweetness.
Speaker 1: I said, I'm in but I don't even remember honey
Speaker 1: that frosted fakes look like I knew it came in
Speaker 1: a yellow or orange become in a yellow box. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: it had what's his name on it?
Speaker 2: Tony, sir charms?
Speaker 1: Right, all right?
Speaker 2: You know what you just like to aggravate me. I do.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you're leaving for a week, all right here?
Speaker 2: Two three corn pleasure, Yeah, pretty right.
Speaker 1: On, told too qunchy.
Speaker 2: You love qunchy apparently, but I like getting soggy and
Speaker 2: milk crunchy. And there's like a frosted flake, but like
Speaker 2: a way crunchy or frosted flake.
Speaker 1: Hold on, ah, cinnamon, dang it, oh.
Speaker 2: Your butt crackers all the way out, sir, all the
Speaker 2: way that is violating my eyes sorry about that. We
Speaker 2: don't have any the honeynut frosted flakes left. Is this
Speaker 2: not bad? Three balls in a spoon? Yeah? I think
Speaker 2: three balls is it. I'm not the biggest fan. No,
Speaker 2: I'm not pleasured. I was gonna say something there, but
Speaker 2: I shouldn't. But corn pleasure not bad. You know what,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna scan this little QR code on the side.
Speaker 2: What's for RaRo cornflakes? What does that mean?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Imported by Grand Supercenter, product of Korea, Lynhurst, New Jersey.
Speaker 1: H you got jipped. Oh my god, real Korean zero.
Speaker 2: They have chocolate. You know what. It looks like. They
Speaker 2: have almost every variety of these. Yeah, like they have
Speaker 2: of frosted flakes on the side of the box. It
Speaker 2: shows you. Oh yeah, it's very little. Wow.
Speaker 1: They don't want you to know.
Speaker 2: No. Well, I see chocolate and I see something with
Speaker 2: marshmallows and some other sort of flakes. But not bad.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Ramiro, Thank you, Romeiro. Appreciate it.
Speaker 2: We'll get to you know. I don't think we're gonna
Speaker 2: do the other cereal he sent it was the spooky
Speaker 2: chocolate frosted flakes, because we've already had chocolate frosted flakes
Speaker 2: with marshmallows, same kind of thing. So we appreciate it.
Speaker 2: We'll eat it, but you know we're probably not gonna
Speaker 2: rate it. Kisses though, Ramiro, thank you so much for
Speaker 2: listening to Serial Killers. This has been episode ninety four. Yay,
Speaker 2: we're gonna hang it up and just record another one
Speaker 2: after this, and you'll get that one on Friday. Yes,
Speaker 2: so stand.
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Speaker 1: house for a bit. How about they just stay in
Speaker 1: your house. Listen to Serial Killers if you didn't quarantine
Speaker 1: with Cereal. I don't really know what to tell you,
Speaker 1: but listen to us, and listen to us.
Speaker 2: Enjoy the serials, and go back and listen to old ones,
Speaker 2: and you'll see how different we are. We have changed,
Speaker 2: you know, we're so much more mature. No, not at all,
Speaker 2: I thought I was. I think we're a little bit
Speaker 2: more laid back in the earlier episodes. I wasn't that
Speaker 2: apt to make fun of you and rip on you
Speaker 2: back an episode like maybe one through ten after that's
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Speaker 2: We shouldn't have done that. She was upset. She's like,
Speaker 2: I'm not coming in anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she said she would come back in.
Speaker 2: Oh hey, guess what next episode, We're gonna take a
Speaker 2: trip to the Cereal Graveyard. It's your favorite.
Speaker 1: Oh god.
Speaker 2: Until then, we will see you on Friday. Have a
Speaker 2: great week, stay safe, and crunch crunch. Yes, yeah, I
Speaker 2: would like to have pleasure with other vegetables.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well that's a personal issue for you, not an
Speaker 1: issue of preference. Well that's what you call it.