1 00:00:01,240 --> 00:00:03,400 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:06,040 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The 3 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:11,559 Speaker 1: subject is oh no, she didn't. Oh no she did. 4 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:17,480 Speaker 1: We'll get into it at right and the letter those 5 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:19,759 Speaker 1: four little words, you know, a whole lot. Oh she's 6 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:24,000 Speaker 1: so died it did it. We'll get into it in 7 00:00:24,079 --> 00:00:25,960 Speaker 1: just a bit. But right now it is time for 8 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,640 Speaker 1: the prank phone call with the nephew. What you got 9 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:33,839 Speaker 1: for us today? Now? Your son need in the pool? 10 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:39,479 Speaker 1: Oh no, he didn't. Let me text some time. One 11 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:41,480 Speaker 1: more time. I'm going to say that again. I said, 12 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:49,159 Speaker 1: your son Pete in the pool. Let's go and man, 13 00:00:50,479 --> 00:00:56,200 Speaker 1: as you're not last, Yeah, let's go. Cat. Hello, Hello, 14 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,319 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach it. Can you hear me? Yes, 15 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:01,800 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Alice Asian. This is she? How 16 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:05,000 Speaker 1: you doing? Listen, I'm gleaning the lifeguard over here at 17 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:09,319 Speaker 1: the pool here in your perfect complex. Do you have 18 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:12,640 Speaker 1: a um, do you have a son named yes? Sir? 19 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:16,240 Speaker 1: Everything all right? Uh yeah, yeah, everything is fine. I 20 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:19,920 Speaker 1: mean a quick question. Man, we got a situation here 21 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:23,840 Speaker 1: with what we're not we're not gonna be allowed to 22 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:26,760 Speaker 1: uh let him swim here at the pool. And the 23 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:31,199 Speaker 1: complex anymore. What we got him for me? Your son, 24 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:35,080 Speaker 1: I mean he swims there pretty much every every every 25 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:38,280 Speaker 1: other day. You know, I'm always here seeing him swim. 26 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:40,720 Speaker 1: But it seems like is you know, we've been trying 27 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:43,280 Speaker 1: to figure out who it is. You'll your fun keep 28 00:01:43,319 --> 00:01:49,640 Speaker 1: peeing in the pool. Now, I don't want to get 29 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:52,920 Speaker 1: into it with you, your son. We finally nailed it down. 30 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:54,720 Speaker 1: Your son is the one that's peeing in the pool 31 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:57,880 Speaker 1: every day, and you know it's really a bad thing. Uh, 32 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,120 Speaker 1: we can't continue to keep letting them come over. We 33 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:03,480 Speaker 1: gotta ban him from the pool. My son don't pin pool. 34 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:05,600 Speaker 1: We ain't nashed it like this. Did you check the 35 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:09,120 Speaker 1: to be? He's gonna say, it's my son and in 36 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:11,040 Speaker 1: the pool with your son is the one to be 37 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:13,240 Speaker 1: making faces and stuff, And I know that's what he's 38 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:15,440 Speaker 1: doing here in their pin Your son is the one 39 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:19,880 Speaker 1: that's pen and making faces. He'd be making faces, so 40 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,000 Speaker 1: I know here and their peel I got to do 41 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:26,840 Speaker 1: with we should be making faces pool. Oh you're gonna say, 42 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:29,799 Speaker 1: and in the pool because he's making safe I'm not 43 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:32,160 Speaker 1: gonna go back lasting like that. I teach my kids 44 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:35,560 Speaker 1: better than that. He ain't been a pool. Later, I'm 45 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:37,600 Speaker 1: not gonna All I'm saying is he can't come over 46 00:02:37,639 --> 00:02:40,560 Speaker 1: here and swim anymore. He's banned from the pool until 47 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:44,400 Speaker 1: we rectify this problem not paying. When he's gonna be 48 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:48,240 Speaker 1: in the pool and we all pool, we're gonna be there. 49 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:50,079 Speaker 1: And that's a mind made of fact I'm sinking. I'm 50 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:53,760 Speaker 1: kids to the pool. No, we don't a man, I'm 51 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:55,360 Speaker 1: not gonna sit in and go back and forth with 52 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:56,760 Speaker 1: you all. I'm trying to tell you it was just 53 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:59,880 Speaker 1: right here. Your son has been peeing in the pool. 54 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,520 Speaker 1: My boss wants me to bear him. If he's not 55 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:04,720 Speaker 1: the one, then we will allow him to come back later. 56 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:08,079 Speaker 1: But right now we're singling people out, and your sons, 57 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:10,160 Speaker 1: you know, it just seems like he's the one that's 58 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:13,120 Speaker 1: doing it. What's your saying? The name was? My name 59 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:15,880 Speaker 1: is Glen. I'm Glean the lifeguard. That's who I am. 60 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:20,480 Speaker 1: Now what's the real name then, but that I'm supposed 61 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:21,839 Speaker 1: to be calling me? You ain't got no bitess calling 62 00:03:21,919 --> 00:03:26,080 Speaker 1: Myn'm talking about myself. No, how you neverthing to get 63 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:28,840 Speaker 1: I'm not at liberty to give my last name. The 64 00:03:28,919 --> 00:03:32,760 Speaker 1: bottom line is we can't come in the bottom. What 65 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:35,640 Speaker 1: but you like me to come, but you can't give 66 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:38,240 Speaker 1: me your all the name. Okay, listen, I'm not. All 67 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:39,920 Speaker 1: I'm supposed to do is call you Donna. Let you 68 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:42,000 Speaker 1: know that we're banned in your son from getting in 69 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:45,400 Speaker 1: the pool. What you're talking about, you can't bann my father, 70 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:50,800 Speaker 1: dread life board. Get a real job, summer job, you 71 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:55,320 Speaker 1: got a job it call him? You should? You know what? 72 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:58,560 Speaker 1: You ain't good and you can't stop nobody. Whos come next? Fool? 73 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:02,440 Speaker 1: And we're gonna be damn tomorrow again. And if you 74 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:07,360 Speaker 1: deep do your job to clean man, let me say 75 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:09,480 Speaker 1: this to you. If your son comes to the pool 76 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:12,119 Speaker 1: tomorrow and get in the pool, I'm snatching your son 77 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:15,240 Speaker 1: out of the pool. I'm less you wat I wish 78 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:20,640 Speaker 1: you were because you don't need life God sign a pool. 79 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:23,800 Speaker 1: I wish you would. What kind of poem open at 80 00:04:23,839 --> 00:04:29,120 Speaker 1: ten o'clock, we're gonna be there ninety You got me up, Conna, 81 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:34,920 Speaker 1: snatch my son out of pool? Yeah mine? Everybody pool? 82 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:39,240 Speaker 1: Yeah mine? Like. The problem is what I've heard has 83 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,919 Speaker 1: been singled out all the other kids, appointing up and 84 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:44,240 Speaker 1: saying he's the one that's doing it. Your son is 85 00:04:44,279 --> 00:04:48,839 Speaker 1: the one that's being you. He's clear that whatever whatever. 86 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:52,200 Speaker 1: For right now, all I'm asking is is keep your 87 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:54,080 Speaker 1: son away from the pool for the next two weeks. 88 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:56,159 Speaker 1: If we found out that it's not him, will allow 89 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:58,800 Speaker 1: him to come back. Okay, ain't me. He ain't staying 90 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,680 Speaker 1: pool two weeks. And if you do, he's gonna come 91 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:04,039 Speaker 1: back and do for most cool. I'm just having a 92 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:07,240 Speaker 1: whole two weeks worth and go back to that. Come 93 00:05:07,279 --> 00:05:10,119 Speaker 1: out my cool. You can tell you about his face. 94 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:16,960 Speaker 1: You said what I said this life you watch then 95 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:20,440 Speaker 1: the pool. You know you must not know what you're 96 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:22,640 Speaker 1: talking to. I will be there and as a model 97 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:25,479 Speaker 1: me and I don't fight my kids and they don't 98 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:29,000 Speaker 1: the pool too. Don't do a little kid and growing 99 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:30,480 Speaker 1: that and getting them in the pool. Let me tell 100 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:33,039 Speaker 1: you something. Don't you bring them kids over there and 101 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:35,120 Speaker 1: bring them in the pool. No, none of your children. 102 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:37,960 Speaker 1: I don't give it. And what you say, you don't 103 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:43,359 Speaker 1: run life? God get rid. Lady. Listen, lady, I'm not 104 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:45,320 Speaker 1: gonna go continue to go back and forth. I got 105 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:46,640 Speaker 1: one more thing I need to say to you what 106 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:48,800 Speaker 1: I'm done. I'm gray. One more thing that I'm done. 107 00:05:48,839 --> 00:05:50,880 Speaker 1: You ain't got to say to me. I do what 108 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:52,279 Speaker 1: I want to saying. I do need to say to 109 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:54,920 Speaker 1: you what you have to say to me. I need 110 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:58,039 Speaker 1: to say this. This is left you, Tommy from the 111 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:01,120 Speaker 1: Steve all been more than show. You just got Frank 112 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:14,200 Speaker 1: from your home board. You hello, kicks, look man, look 113 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:17,560 Speaker 1: it up. You know you're coming doctor man if you 114 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:22,279 Speaker 1: want to get this like this, Yeah, I play too much. Yeah, 115 00:06:22,279 --> 00:06:26,800 Speaker 1: I'll know, yeah, play too black little pleasure for nothing. 116 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:30,600 Speaker 1: I'm walking towards him now. I thought you was coming 117 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:33,560 Speaker 1: to the pool tomorrow. I was coming to the office 118 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,920 Speaker 1: today and they still was opening the foecuck. I'll to 119 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,680 Speaker 1: tell me, I don't call my fathers by myself in 120 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:42,960 Speaker 1: the pool. I was gonna come now, take care of 121 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:44,880 Speaker 1: them kids, baby. I got one more thing. I got 122 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:48,000 Speaker 1: to ask you. What is the baddest radio show in 123 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:52,200 Speaker 1: the land. The Steve are the morning Showing Morning. So 124 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:56,920 Speaker 1: give it to him. Okay, first of all, before I 125 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:59,440 Speaker 1: ask you awesome question, giving my accolades, you give it 126 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:04,599 Speaker 1: to him. I especially like that one because I can 127 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:07,000 Speaker 1: relate to it, you know what I mean not And 128 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:10,120 Speaker 1: that leads me to my question. Jake, how many times. 129 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:13,520 Speaker 1: Let's just say you're your adult life that you have 130 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:21,920 Speaker 1: pete in the pool. Oh, Tommy, every time I'm in there, 131 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:30,360 Speaker 1: I'm going just tippy. It's a badge of honor going on. 132 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:33,640 Speaker 1: I don't just but the best place to pe is 133 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:41,320 Speaker 1: from the hot If you ever p the triple lindsay, 134 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:50,520 Speaker 1: is that an Olympic sports? Should it be? So? Okay? Okay, 135 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:55,679 Speaker 1: So Shirley, do ladies like not pee in the pool? 136 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:58,080 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just asking that. Okay, sure, have you 137 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:01,360 Speaker 1: ever pee in the pool? Sure? When I was younger, yes, 138 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:05,880 Speaker 1: I did so. So sure you ain't been twenty plus 139 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:12,160 Speaker 1: twenty plus to night at Shirless Star. As hard as 140 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:15,000 Speaker 1: it is to get out all wet and everything, it's 141 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:17,880 Speaker 1: just gross to me. I don't do it, you know what, sir. 142 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:21,200 Speaker 1: I feel like it's a hazard to to get out 143 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:24,840 Speaker 1: and and almost and almost slipping fall and go all 144 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:26,600 Speaker 1: the way to the back. I think it's just a 145 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:30,000 Speaker 1: hazard now, but not. What I've learned is not to 146 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,720 Speaker 1: pee in the pool. But when I get out and 147 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:38,240 Speaker 1: I'm walking around and water dripping on me, that's when 148 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:42,680 Speaker 1: you you pee in. Okay, not a whole pavement. They're 149 00:08:42,679 --> 00:08:50,200 Speaker 1: getting it. I've never heard of that. Wow, that's just 150 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:53,360 Speaker 1: that is. Can you're smiling in the pool and nuts 151 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:58,120 Speaker 1: swimming they're peeing. Okay, it's a lot of chlorophyll in there, 152 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,319 Speaker 1: it's supposed to. Can you be in the wool and 153 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,840 Speaker 1: looked directly at somebody and have a conversation with what 154 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:10,320 Speaker 1: you do? All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next 155 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:15,719 Speaker 1: Strawberry Letters, subject Oh no, she did m we'll get 156 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:19,080 Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening to the Stave 157 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:20,160 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show.