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Speaker 3: Welcome to, I said, no gift. Sign Bridger whine a girl.

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Speaker 3: I hope you got enough sleep last night. I had

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Speaker 3: weren't meant to be solved. I imagine. I love our guest.

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Speaker 4: Welcome to. I said, no gifts.

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Speaker 3: Thank you so much, Maitra. You didn't hear any whaling

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Speaker 3: I cannot do a possum. It's the scariest animal alive, ugliest.

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Speaker 3: Completely complicent. I saw some people with weapons. I pointed

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Speaker 2: On the I deleted Twitter. I want to come back

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Speaker 2: Please please see it at eleven am?

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Speaker 4: You had a good time.

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Speaker 5: Everyone was being so hot.

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Speaker 4: How everyone is doing their very hottest work.

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Speaker 3: You would throw yourself into it. Listen, DC is listening

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Speaker 2: I'll say I love Robert Pattinson in his little makeup

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Speaker 3: He's been flying around in that kind of puffy suit,

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Speaker 3: Wrap it up, Come on, I also felt like what

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's like ultimately an ode to like law enforcement.

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Speaker 3: That's always a tricky thing with Batman. It's like, so

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Speaker 4: Who cares leave him alone?

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Speaker 2: Right, Like that whole opening montage where it's like this

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Speaker 3: They focus on that moment like he is killing a family.

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Speaker 3: He's cool with this. Yeah. Confusing message, but ultimately just

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Speaker 5: One of my favorite.

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Speaker 2: Movie going experiences, truly, Wit made me go, made me.

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Speaker 5: I chose to go, but it was his request.

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Speaker 2: Made me. He we want to see the Avengers, and

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Speaker 2: it's that's another three hour movie, the Endgame, the Endgame,

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Speaker 5: Then I woke up.

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Speaker 2: Everybody like the it's the longest, most amazing battle sequence.

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Speaker 3: Your body is kind of a natural editor. It knew

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Speaker 3: where to cut the movie, Like where Disney couldn't control itself,

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Speaker 2: Yes, I love that.

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Speaker 3: That's actually not a bad idea, just said an alarm

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it was. Then I cannot right enough. If you

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Speaker 3: In the middle, I haven't. Maybe that's maybe that's what's

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Speaker 3: like camping out. What else is going on in your life?

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, so so much cool stuff.

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Speaker 3: Unpack as many cool things as possible. I need to

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Speaker 2: I've been playing soccer like four days a week. That

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Speaker 5: Yes, I've been going to Starbucks so I love Starbucks?

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Speaker 1: Is that true?

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Speaker 5: Yes, I've been going so much.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what it is. It's like I think

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Speaker 3: I will I will say, I wonder if you go

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Speaker 5: A rat Which one are you going to?

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Speaker 4: It's like York and Eagle Rock.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I feel like half the time I go there

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Speaker 3: Somebody closed it like noon, which I use support. I

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Speaker 3: absolutely support. If those people don't want to be there,

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Speaker 5: Get out, don't don't do it. But I'm there a lot.

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Speaker 3: I will say that Starbucks for me is rarely uh

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Speaker 3: this could have been made.

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Speaker 2: On an airplane.

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Speaker 5: That's what I love.

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Speaker 4: What's your order there?

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Speaker 5: Currently?

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Speaker 2: I get a Grande brown sugar shaking espresso. It's like

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Speaker 4: So you're you're actually going for like a treat there.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm getting a treat.

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Speaker 2: I'm not getting like I don't ever get just like

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Speaker 5: I'm not getting coffee. I'm getting like my drink.

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Speaker 3: And I will oh, yeah I get regular, Yeah, I

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Speaker 3: say that Starbucks used to make just plain iced coffee,

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Speaker 3: and it was the worst liquid that I had ever

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Speaker 5: I can't.

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Speaker 2: I can't do it because to me, I'm like, if

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Speaker 2: I'll just go to McDonald's. I'll get at that rate.

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Speaker 2: Let's just do it. I mean, I love McDonald's. That's

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Speaker 4: McDonald's just doing their thing.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I'm happy.

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Speaker 2: When I go to McDonald's for like fifteen minutes, I

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Speaker 3: Another full throated endorsement for a multi billion dollar property.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, you're not. I mean no, no, no shopping local.

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Speaker 4: You hate local businesses, local business.

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Speaker 3: You've kind of staked your, you know, your entire career

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Speaker 5: I'm looking at my desk right now. It's literally like Clorox, Starbucks, Sephora.

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Speaker 3: Why is there clorox on your desk?

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Speaker 5: There's just a disinfecting way.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I was imagining just a jug of bleach, and

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Speaker 3: I was wondering, like a little, a little take a

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Speaker 3: That's essentially what I'm drinking right now.

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Speaker 2: Well yeah, ultimately, oh natural Starbuckers. We also I listened

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Speaker 2: I'm this isn't a spoiler because I own I didn't

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Speaker 2: diet coke as a gift because I have a twelve Oh.

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Speaker 4: My god, got a twelve past. You drink a diet coke.

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Speaker 5: I love a diet coke.

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Speaker 4: I love to.

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Speaker 3: Meet you know, somebody living in twenty twenty two that's

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Speaker 3: because there is a great deal of shame being kind

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Speaker 4: Look, it's my it's.

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Speaker 3: My evening caffeine and I I'm not going to stop.

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Speaker 5: I love it. I love it.

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Speaker 2: It just that burn, the burn of a well, especially

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Speaker 4: Oh, there's a huge difference.

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Speaker 2: Oh that burn. I love, you know what, the only

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Speaker 2: fountain drink I like more. But I can't drink the

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Speaker 2: whole thing. But I love a McDonald's sprite that is

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Speaker 3: I haven't had a McDonald's sprite probably since fourth grade.

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Speaker 5: I mean, there's no reason to but I recently got.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna get a fucking mcfluury in a minne at

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Speaker 2: a sprite And I got the mcfluury, took it home

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Speaker 2: and it was the perfect I can't invent it enough.

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Speaker 2: Next time you're in mind, just get a small sprite.

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Speaker 4: That's the movie.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because I always with a diet soda will just

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Speaker 3: I of course I'm going to drink as much as possible.

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Speaker 3: But with a sprite, why not get like a kid's size,

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Speaker 5: Yes, it was.

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Speaker 2: It was exactly what I want to Yeah, with a

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Speaker 2: I want to vat.

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Speaker 3: I want to vac right, of course, just give me

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Speaker 3: a hot tub and of straw.

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Speaker 5: This is like.

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Speaker 3: What Mitro has just lifted up a twelve pack of

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Speaker 3: and the collection of items at her desk is.

446
00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:59,560
Speaker 4: It's a mania. Let's just say that there's kind of

447
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:00,920
Speaker 4: a main to what's happening.

448
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I actually like would be so ashamed to like

449
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,280
Speaker 2: have anyone see that.

450
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,600
Speaker 5: And yeah, guess what Starbucks card.

451
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:12,600
Speaker 3: Gift card and everything. I love a Starbucks gift card.

452
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:13,000
Speaker 4: Give it to me.

453
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,440
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be an airpoint at some an airport at

454
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:15,840
Speaker 3: some point.

455
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:16,400
Speaker 4: Airpoint.

456
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:19,200
Speaker 3: Interesting, that could be another thing somebody out there take

457
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:23,800
Speaker 3: the name, think of the concept. But look at an airport.

458
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,760
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be buying a coffee. I love to have

459
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:29,400
Speaker 3: the points already on my phone. Fairy comforting.

460
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:31,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you're in a soccer.

461
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:34,480
Speaker 5: League now, Yeah, so I have become like a nut.

462
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:37,960
Speaker 2: So I'm in three teams, I play three teams.

463
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,760
Speaker 4: Does that create any level of drama between teams?

464
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:45,439
Speaker 5: I wish. I wish people were like possessive over me.

465
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:47,680
Speaker 4: Are you any good?

466
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:52,399
Speaker 1: Yeah? There's you said it.

467
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:55,280
Speaker 3: I like a nice confidence. Are you the best person?

468
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:56,480
Speaker 1: You know?

469
00:22:57,760 --> 00:22:58,600
Speaker 4: Well, that doesn't mean.

470
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:03,119
Speaker 2: Anything, I know, but I play one of the pickup

471
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:07,199
Speaker 2: games is like a comedy group. Okay, so I'm like

472
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,879
Speaker 2: kind of a star there. I mean one where I

473
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,760
Speaker 2: am hands down the worst on the team, and then

474
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:17,119
Speaker 2: another where I am like upper upper level.

475
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,960
Speaker 4: Oh that's nice. That kind of keeps you balanced.

476
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:24,560
Speaker 2: Then yeah, the one team where I'm the worst is humiliating.

477
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,800
Speaker 4: Do you feel like your teammates on that team resent you?

478
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:28,800
Speaker 5: Yeah?

479
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,640
Speaker 2: Because I was a late addition also and I only

480
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:32,399
Speaker 2: know one person.

481
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:34,800
Speaker 4: Oh no, this is a bad situation.

482
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:38,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a new group for me. And I

483
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:40,160
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, of course I can play on this team.

484
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,639
Speaker 2: I'm amazing on my other two teams, and man o

485
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:44,000
Speaker 2: man nope.

486
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:46,480
Speaker 4: How often are you playing?

487
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:51,280
Speaker 2: I play anywhere from like two to four times a week.

488
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:54,320
Speaker 4: Wow, good for you. Did you play as a kid.

489
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,800
Speaker 2: Mm hm, I've kind of played like since I was four,

490
00:23:58,280 --> 00:23:59,920
Speaker 2: usually like year round.

491
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:00,960
Speaker 4: Wow.

492
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:04,120
Speaker 2: Like I played like on teams and stuff through high

493
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:06,800
Speaker 2: school and then like intramural when it was brief my

494
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:10,040
Speaker 2: during my brief stint at college, and then pick up

495
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:11,639
Speaker 2: in int like rec teams.

496
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:17,440
Speaker 3: L I will say, as far as like athletics went

497
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:23,240
Speaker 3: throughout school, I always found the most well adjusted people

498
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:25,840
Speaker 3: were on soccer teams. They were the ones that you

499
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:28,639
Speaker 3: were like, they're gonna be nice. They were usually good students.

500
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:32,160
Speaker 3: They kind of did it all. I never played soccer,

501
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:35,600
Speaker 3: you know, I'd never really played any sport with any

502
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:36,399
Speaker 3: level of skill.

503
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:39,000
Speaker 2: But athletic though you don't play.

504
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:42,280
Speaker 3: Oh god bless simply could not score a single point

505
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:45,880
Speaker 3: in any Well, maybe in badminton. I love a good

506
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:46,840
Speaker 3: game of badminton.

507
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:49,040
Speaker 5: That's really cute.

508
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:53,240
Speaker 3: I've been wanting to set up a net in my backyard,

509
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:56,199
Speaker 3: but I guess maybe not enough to do it, so

510
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:57,080
Speaker 3: maybe I don't want it.

511
00:24:57,560 --> 00:25:01,120
Speaker 2: No one's no one's stopping you.

512
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:05,639
Speaker 4: No one but me. That's my memoir, no one but me.

513
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:06,680
Speaker 2: No.

514
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:09,240
Speaker 3: I love badminton because there's no threat of getting hit

515
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:13,160
Speaker 3: in the face with a hard you know, like if

516
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:16,160
Speaker 3: the little thing smacks you, it's like a fly essentially.

517
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:19,760
Speaker 3: But with soccer ball, bloody nose, Here I come. Volleyball,

518
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:23,399
Speaker 3: bloody nose here I come. Basketball. Look, I could go

519
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:24,800
Speaker 3: on and on. There are several sports.

520
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:29,720
Speaker 5: I did get throttled last week in the face. What

521
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:30,440
Speaker 5: happened the ball.

522
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:33,199
Speaker 2: The ball was flying and it a girl kicked it

523
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 2: and it just went straight in my eye.

524
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:38,000
Speaker 4: Did I knock you down?

525
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:39,080
Speaker 5: Yeah?

526
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:42,520
Speaker 2: Well, because it was like I got I was I

527
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,719
Speaker 2: was like trying to score and then someone came up

528
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 2: behind me and knocked me down.

529
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:48,680
Speaker 5: And then as I got.

530
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:51,280
Speaker 2: Up, I got the no.

531
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:53,040
Speaker 4: See this is my nightmare.

532
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:54,800
Speaker 5: It was so funny though.

533
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:56,960
Speaker 4: Did you laugh?

534
00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, once I realized that I was fine, it was

535
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:02,280
Speaker 2: very funny to me. I just when I was in

536
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:06,320
Speaker 2: high school, I shot a ball on goal and it

537
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:09,560
Speaker 2: bounced off the goalposts, came back, hit me in the eye,

538
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,680
Speaker 2: and when I came to I was blind in that eye.

539
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 4: Oh for how long?

540
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:15,800
Speaker 5: Two weeks?

541
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:20,240
Speaker 3: Oh, you've got to be kidding. What What did the

542
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:21,119
Speaker 3: doctor say?

543
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,520
Speaker 2: Oh my god, there was there was so fucked up

544
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 2: that one of the dads on the field, sorry the

545
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:27,560
Speaker 2: doctor was not a woman.

546
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,160
Speaker 5: One of the dads on the field.

547
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,359
Speaker 2: It came came up and he like happened to be

548
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:36,800
Speaker 2: a doctor and he was like, okay. So the situation

549
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:41,000
Speaker 2: is that probably it's either a detached retina, which is forever,

550
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,920
Speaker 2: or an inflamed iris.

551
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:43,719
Speaker 5: Which is very temporary.

552
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:45,639
Speaker 2: But you need to go to the doctor, but he

553
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,200
Speaker 2: was like, you're baby blind forever.

554
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:49,160
Speaker 5: And then I was just sobbing because.

555
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:52,240
Speaker 3: It was, oh my god, I see this. That alone

556
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 3: will keep me from soccer for the rest of my life.

557
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:56,959
Speaker 3: Why would I risk that?

558
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:58,200
Speaker 4: That's all?

559
00:26:58,480 --> 00:26:59,240
Speaker 5: That is so fun?

560
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 3: Which were you so thankful when you got your vision back?

561
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 3: Was like a release on life, it was.

562
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,440
Speaker 2: And then immediately go back to being such an ungrateful

563
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:12,159
Speaker 2: little not valuing anything for one second.

564
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:21,400
Speaker 3: Oh boy, Oh well, look, speaking of not valuing anything

565
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:25,840
Speaker 3: for any time at all, I feel like there's something

566
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 3: I would like to address with you, as something I'd

567
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 3: like to get into. I feel like you have not

568
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 3: valued me or my time for this podcast because you

569
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,359
Speaker 3: agreed to be on the podcast at some point in

570
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:41,120
Speaker 3: the distant past or near past. I can't who can

571
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:44,480
Speaker 3: say what time is anymore? And I was thrilled. I thought,

572
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:49,359
Speaker 3: love Mitra. She's so funny, she's so sweet. There's no

573
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 3: way anything could possibly go wrong. It'll be a perfect,

574
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:57,199
Speaker 3: tight hour of audio, will release it into the world,

575
00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:00,679
Speaker 3: Listeners will love it. No one will feel uncomfortable or unhappy.

576
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,600
Speaker 3: There'll be no feelings of anger. And so I was

577
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,919
Speaker 3: a little surprised. Yesterday, I was kind of doing my

578
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 3: rounds through the neighborhood knocking doors around ten am, and

579
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:13,919
Speaker 3: I came upon your house and I thought I might

580
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 3: as well say hi, I'm going to be recording the

581
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 3: podcast tomorrow. Maybe I could just, you know, just do

582
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 3: an in person for a minute.

583
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 4: Knocked on the door.

584
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:26,800
Speaker 3: You were so you seemed very eager to just kind

585
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 3: of open the door and say hello. And then I

586
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,600
Speaker 3: thought that was nice until you handed me a small bag,

587
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 3: which right I now have here, which I thought, I'll

588
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 3: take this home. I'm not opening it in front of her.

589
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 3: I don't know if this is some sort of sick prank.

590
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 3: I don't know what this could possibly.

591
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 5: You don't sick prank.

592
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 2: You didn't come in for coffee, even though whitnight I

593
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 2: think invited you in eight to twelve times.

594
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:52,480
Speaker 5: Came, of course, of three minutes.

595
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,960
Speaker 3: If you had asked me one more time, I would

596
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 3: have done it. I didn't want to put you out.

597
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,200
Speaker 3: I need to know that somebody really wants me to

598
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:01,400
Speaker 3: come in for coffee. All usually wait for a thirteenth

599
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 3: task before I say why not? I have five minutes.

600
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 3: And then of course I had the Batman on the mind.

601
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 3: You guys had both begged me to go see Batman,

602
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 3: and it felt complicated. I was like, do they want

603
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 3: me to see Batman at eleven am? Or do they

604
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 3: want me to have coffee at their house? I wear mad, right,

605
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 3: And you know, I'm a nerd, I'm a geek, and

606
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 3: so I had to see the movie.

607
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 4: I had to see my comic book movie.

608
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 5: You know, there just aren't enough geeks out there.

609
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 4: We need more geeks.

610
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 3: They need to be more vocal, and they need to

611
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 3: be meaner to people online.

612
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 4: That's what I say.

613
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 2: Thank you finally, sorry but your trauma.

614
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:43,000
Speaker 3: But anyway, so I was heading this kind of cute

615
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:46,120
Speaker 3: little bag. It's green as like a pink tissue. It's

616
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 3: almost like a watermelon feel to it, kind of a

617
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 3: watermelon laughy taffy or that kind of thing. I took

618
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 3: it home in an absolute rage and kind of just

619
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:01,000
Speaker 3: relax when saw a movie that I thought was fine

620
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:05,960
Speaker 3: and just allowed myself to unwind. Uh, and then decided

621
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 3: I would confront you right now. Is this a gift

622
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 3: for me?

623
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 5: Yeah?

624
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 3: Okay that you know, that's kind of what I suspected.

625
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,960
Speaker 3: But I you know, I was hoping that things would

626
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 3: go differently. But do you want me to open it

627
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 3: here on the podcast or is there another time that

628
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 3: would be more convenient for me to open uh?

629
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:29,280
Speaker 2: I mean you tell me, like, maybe see Batman at

630
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:30,800
Speaker 2: like nine am tomorrow.

631
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 3: I'm going to progressively get earlier and earlier until it's

632
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 3: a midnight showing and then I won't go.

633
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 2: Uh No, I mean, might as well open it here?

634
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:41,480
Speaker 5: Who might as well?

635
00:30:54,880 --> 00:31:00,920
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna sprinkle, sprinkle, go think paper a little pink.

636
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 2: Bag that I'm taking am.

637
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 3: So I'm taking the what I thought was pink tissue

638
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,440
Speaker 3: is in fact a pink bag which.

639
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 5: I couldn't find the tssue paper. Actually you normally have

640
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:19,480
Speaker 5: tisue paper and was kind of hoping I wouldn't get.

641
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 4: Called out for consider me pranked.

642
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, I consider you prank. Consider me humiliated.

643
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 2: Immediately found the tissue paper later that afternoon.

644
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 3: So that but this was a good recycling moment for you, friendly.

645
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 3: So we'll get into this pink bag that's now reaching in. Oh,

646
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 3: this makes me want to cry. This is the cutest

647
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 3: thing I've ever seen. This is the cute This is

648
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:48,480
Speaker 3: a very sweet little kitten in a dress that's I

649
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 3: think a cree like a coffee creamy.

650
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 4: What do you call it a cream holding? I don't know,

651
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 4: creamer creamer.

652
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 2: Girl.

653
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 4: This is the sweetest.

654
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 2: Little thing I've ever seen. Where did this come from?

655
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 2: I got it?

656
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 5: We're like a resale shop.

657
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:08,400
Speaker 4: This feels like a real gift to me.

658
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 3: This is like, this is truly like something out of

659
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 3: out of the corridors of my heart.

660
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 4: I love it.

661
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 5: So sweet, she is so cute.

662
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 4: I don't want to take this from you.

663
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:28,760
Speaker 3: I mean I do because I think this is maybe

664
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,480
Speaker 3: the best I mean, look, we can't say best gift

665
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 3: because somebody might get mad, but this is top top

666
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 3: three gifts I've gotten on this show. This is the

667
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:38,960
Speaker 3: if someone gave this to me for a birthday, I

668
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:40,400
Speaker 3: would start crying in front of them.

669
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 4: You got it at a resale place. Where what was

670
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:44,600
Speaker 4: the place?

671
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:48,520
Speaker 2: There's this like, uh, just this like little like Instagram

672
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 2: account that I follow that sells a bunch of like

673
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 2: like shit all just like little like I have so

674
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 2: many little like chowskis from this account, and I'm I'm sick.

675
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 4: Can we say what the account is?

676
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 3: Yes, it's called you are anti anti little not anti

677
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 3: small business, but well no, We're now all.

678
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:08,760
Speaker 5: The people are going to find out that I was

679
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 5: actually kidding around.

680
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 2: Before, and then I actually feel like small businesses blowing

681
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 2: up my fucking spot.

682
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 4: Wait, I'm sorry I cut you off.

683
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 5: What is it called resident objects?

684
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 4: Resident objects? This is uh?

685
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 3: I mean, I've never seen a cuter. It's not porcelain,

686
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 3: it's a ceramic it's porcelain.

687
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 5: Well, porcelain is ceramic.

688
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 3: Okay, so this is where my ignorance comes into play.

689
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:39,760
Speaker 3: I guess porcelain is so, so what what is porcelain?

690
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 3: What does it look like?

691
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 4: Raw?

692
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 2: Well, it's like I mean literally, I could show you

693
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,160
Speaker 2: because I do pottery, and I have the wheel in

694
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 2: my house and I have porcelain in the Wait.

695
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 3: Oh wow, this is fantastic. This is an undiscovery. This

696
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:54,760
Speaker 3: is territory that we may or may not have gotten

697
00:33:54,800 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 3: into if it weren't for my beautiful curiosity. Wait, porcelain,

698
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 3: I want you to explain to me what the difference

699
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:06,280
Speaker 3: between like a porcelain object and a ceramic object.

700
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 2: Porcelain is just like a type of ceramic objects. So

701
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,359
Speaker 2: it's a type of clay. So it's like a sort

702
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:14,799
Speaker 2: of a like like fine like you can have like

703
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:17,719
Speaker 2: sort of like a rougher kind of earthenware type of clay.

704
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 2: And those are the darker ones that you see. I mean,

705
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 2: I'm going to explain it so poorly. People who actually

706
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 2: like do this for a living.

707
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 3: The ceramics community is going to just burn you down.

708
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:28,280
Speaker 5: Cancel my ass.

709
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:32,840
Speaker 2: But it's like a more like delicate kind of clay.

710
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:35,359
Speaker 2: So it like that's why you get like that sort

711
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 2: of like beautiful delicate, right thin almost like yeah, and

712
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 2: then something like that is probably slip cast, which means

713
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 2: like there's a shape that a liquidy version of porcelain

714
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 2: is poured into and it goes into a molding and

715
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 2: when they take it out, it's the shape of that cat.

716
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 3: So that so that's more like a thick like a no,

717
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:00,120
Speaker 3: like a thin cement.

718
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, basically, and then they like fire it like that.

719
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 4: Wow, that's fascinating how you.

720
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 2: Can get like certain shapes like this is this is

721
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 2: like slip cast.

722
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:13,120
Speaker 3: Whoa metro has just held up what looks like just

723
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 3: a red solo cup, but it's in fact again yeah.

724
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 2: And this is porcelain like at the bottom it's it's

725
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 2: this like weight and did.

726
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:24,360
Speaker 4: You make this one?

727
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:29,359
Speaker 2: My wits sister in law's sister made it.

728
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:31,279
Speaker 5: That's whatever, that is.

729
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:35,759
Speaker 3: Four degrees away from this ceramic maker. How long have

730
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,360
Speaker 3: you been working in the realm of ceramics?

731
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:40,879
Speaker 5: Like two years? I took.

732
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:44,840
Speaker 2: I used to live across the street from a pottery studio, and.

733
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 5: I'd always wanted to try it.

734
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:49,839
Speaker 2: But I'm like genuinely like not humility, like kind of

735
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 2: one of the worst like visual artists to ever walk

736
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 2: the face of the earth, like in terms of like

737
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:57,719
Speaker 2: drawing or anything like that. I just like, do not

738
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 2: have the eye, do not have the skill. One time,

739
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:02,799
Speaker 2: I like Wit and I were hanging. I'm talking about

740
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 2: Wit so much. I swear to God I have friends,

741
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 2: but there was one.

742
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 3: There was once a toxic relationship and just not let

743
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:10,879
Speaker 3: you see other people.

744
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 2: Literally have such a rich social life, like my boyfriend, Well,

745
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 2: you didn't.

746
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 4: Mention a raccoon at the dinner party recently, so we

747
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:19,319
Speaker 4: know you have that.

748
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 5: We know that I'm hanging with raccoons. But I was drawn.

749
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,400
Speaker 2: We were like being cute during the pandemic. We're like,

750
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 2: let's draw each other, and the he drew like something

751
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 2: so like interesting and cool, and mine genuinely looked like

752
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:33,279
Speaker 2: a serial killer, like coming.

753
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 4: To get him.

754
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:35,399
Speaker 5: It was so scary and ugly.

755
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 2: Anyway, I'd always wanted to take class, and then it

756
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 2: was right across the street, and I was like, well

757
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:43,719
Speaker 2: now more than ever. So wasn't that was?

758
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:46,240
Speaker 3: Did you start the class right before the pandemic began?

759
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 2: Yeah?

760
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 5: I took it.

761
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 2: I think the first one I took was in like

762
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:55,319
Speaker 2: October twenty nineteen. Okay, But then they like let us

763
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 2: like rent wheels during the pandemic, so like I carried

764
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:02,160
Speaker 2: one over to that wow with other people carried.

765
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,319
Speaker 3: It over right, And so now you've kind of been

766
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,360
Speaker 3: how often are you making an object?

767
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,799
Speaker 2: It like goes in waves like uh, if I'm not

768
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:13,120
Speaker 2: feeling like depresso mode, then I'll do it like every day.

769
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 2: And then if I am, then I will like drag

770
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,399
Speaker 2: myself there once a week or something.

771
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,800
Speaker 5: But it's in my garage. I got a wheel, wow.

772
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 4: And then how do you find do you have your

773
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 4: own kiln?

774
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 2: I am still a member of the studio. It's called

775
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:30,279
Speaker 2: pot and so I fire there and then like I

776
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:31,800
Speaker 2: drive all the pieces over.

777
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 3: There while they're wet.

778
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 4: You just put them in the cars that I guess

779
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 4: that works.

780
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 2: You like have to like let them dry for a

781
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 2: while and then I like sort of box them up

782
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 2: and cover them in like little towels so.

783
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:45,680
Speaker 5: They don't move, and I like buckle them in.

784
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 4: Have you made any that you're proud of?

785
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 2: You know? I just made a really big bowl, and

786
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 2: like that was really exciting because it's like I've done

787
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 2: a bunch of like smaller little bowls that I can

788
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:00,799
Speaker 2: like put all my you know, my my stupid little

789
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:03,040
Speaker 2: appetizers of the raccoons eat, but like this is like

790
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 2: the first like big bowl that you could actually like

791
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 2: eat out of that I'm really proud of, like a

792
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:11,719
Speaker 2: big salad bowl. Yeah. And then I've made a bunch

793
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 2: of like fun vases that I really like.

794
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 3: Oh my god, do you have a goal, like like

795
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 3: a dream ceramic you'd like to throw?

796
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 2: I think it'd be really cool to have like a

797
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:23,799
Speaker 2: whole dinner set.

798
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:29,920
Speaker 3: Oh that would be great to me plates, two bowls, oh.

799
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 2: And like and like matching sizes and every like I'm

800
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:35,120
Speaker 2: just not very precise, Like I'm more just like hanging

801
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:37,720
Speaker 2: on for dear life, like trying to make something usable,

802
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 2: and I can't really think about like matching to other

803
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:44,279
Speaker 2: things in any like real way like people who can

804
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 2: just like do I don't know's it's just experience.

805
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:48,520
Speaker 5: I don't have that yet, But.

806
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 2: That's a goal.

807
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 4: Are you giving them away? Are you hoarding them yourself?

808
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 2: I mostly just give them as gifts, like if they're

809
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:58,319
Speaker 2: if they're ugly, then I'll keep them and like turn

810
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 2: them into candles, but so that they still feel like

811
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:04,600
Speaker 2: functional and like I don't want to just like throw

812
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:06,360
Speaker 2: them away after I paint them and stuff.

813
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:09,360
Speaker 5: But if they're cute, I give them away.

814
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,799
Speaker 3: To turn them into candles, you just dump a bunch

815
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 3: of wax in there.

816
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:13,439
Speaker 4: How does that happen?

817
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 1: Got?

818
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:15,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just like will put like wax and like

819
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 2: essential oil and stuff and melts it.

820
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:21,720
Speaker 3: So you've become both a what is the word a

821
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:23,920
Speaker 3: ceramicist and a candle maker.

822
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:29,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, but like ugly, I promise.

823
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 2: I took a picture of one of the candles, goes

824
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:33,720
Speaker 2: like this is so cute, and it like just looks

825
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:36,359
Speaker 2: so ugly. I don't know how I managed to make

826
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 2: like a wrinkly candle, but it is what.

827
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:42,920
Speaker 5: I'll send it to you, and it really is.

828
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 3: I need to see a wrinkly candle.

829
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 4: That sounds disgusting.

830
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,359
Speaker 5: It's disgusting, but I did it.

831
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,440
Speaker 3: Wow, that's an incredible skill. You'll never have to buy

832
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 3: a gift again. You can always just make some sort

833
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:56,600
Speaker 3: of ceramic object.

834
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 2: It's been awesome, especially if I like forget someone's bir

835
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:01,799
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm like running out of the house and

836
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:02,879
Speaker 2: like I'll give.

837
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:03,880
Speaker 5: Them a little cup.

838
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 4: I made it for you.

839
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:07,720
Speaker 5: I made you this cup.

840
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 3: Did you take any art classes or ceramic classes in

841
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 3: high school?

842
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:12,320
Speaker 5: No?

843
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,760
Speaker 2: No, I think I had to like take an art class,

844
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:17,160
Speaker 2: and I did like what I had to do, right,

845
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:18,959
Speaker 2: and not a moment more.

846
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:22,279
Speaker 3: Did you have electives like that? I mean, like what

847
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:23,320
Speaker 3: were you taking instead?

848
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 2: I was like a major theater dork. And then I

849
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 2: was like, like, like ap little right like that kind

850
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 2: of I was. I was a real real dork, like

851
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 2: took extra classes in the summer so I could take more.

852
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:35,920
Speaker 5: AP's kind of good for you.

853
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 2: Classico classical ceramics were down the road. Yeah, I just

854
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 2: had a feeling that I wonder would make some of

855
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 2: the ugliest cups you've ever seen it.

856
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 3: Like, meanwhile, I was taking like six cooking courses a semester,

857
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 3: learning absolutely nothing other than had to like use a microwave.

858
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:58,719
Speaker 2: Wait, but that's cool, Like I wish I had one

859
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:01,360
Speaker 2: single practical Well.

860
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:03,279
Speaker 4: I don't see. You made it out.

861
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 3: You educated yourself, and now we're developing a hobby. I was,

862
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:12,319
Speaker 3: you know, taking these horrible foods courses and and have

863
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:15,280
Speaker 3: no skills to demonstrate and have. As we discussed earlier,

864
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 3: I'm not even athletic. So what am I doing?

865
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 5: What foods?

866
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 2: What kind of classes are you talking about? Like what's happening?

867
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 3: The class would be called like Foods won and you

868
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 3: would go in and they would show you how to

869
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 3: literally like how to baking using a microwave.

870
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:31,320
Speaker 5: I mean basically it's like a fancy school.

871
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, no, this was Utah public education.

872
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,400
Speaker 3: It was basically like a home ech class. Like the

873
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,879
Speaker 3: syllabus was probably left over from like nineteen seventy eight,

874
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:44,520
Speaker 3: and like when microwaves were kind of like a new

875
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 3: technology that you wanted to harness the power of. And

876
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 3: so we would go in there and the kitchens were filthy.

877
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 3: We would have to clean them every semester, and there

878
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,880
Speaker 3: was just literally like mouse shit under the ovens and stuff.

879
00:41:56,920 --> 00:42:01,640
Speaker 3: It was a true playground for disease. And I learned nothing,

880
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 3: but I had a great time.

881
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:04,760
Speaker 5: That's what it's all about.

882
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:06,719
Speaker 3: That's what it's about. Isn't that what high school is

883
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:10,320
Speaker 3: all about. It's an education, just about having fun and learning.

884
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:16,440
Speaker 2: Wit I could go back there. Best years of my life.

885
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:21,400
Speaker 3: I peaked, peaked at sixteen in a foods class, learning

886
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 3: that you could put doe in a microwave. Well, is

887
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:28,839
Speaker 3: there anything else we should say about this little kitten woman?

888
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 5: Will you name her?

889
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 4: Oh?

890
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, let me think about this for a second. I

891
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 3: don't want to rush into this.

892
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 2: No pressure, no pressure, but even it doesn't even have

893
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 2: to happen on the podcast, but I do just wonder.

894
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:40,320
Speaker 4: I think her name is probably Mary.

895
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:44,320
Speaker 5: Oh, I agree that this is It's really sweet.

896
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:46,960
Speaker 4: Looks like a marry to me, don't you?

897
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 2: Yeah?

898
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 1: Yeah?

899
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 5: Yeah?

900
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:50,359
Speaker 3: You think? I mean she's got a did I ever?

901
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 3: Did I describe it to the listener? You'll see it

902
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:55,120
Speaker 3: on Instagram, But it is a kitten woman. She's in

903
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:58,120
Speaker 3: a pink dress with a blue apron she's wearing. And

904
00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 3: this is where it becomes a little you know, meta,

905
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:05,319
Speaker 3: where she is also holding a little cream jar that

906
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 3: she pours out of, and then her tail is the

907
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,240
Speaker 3: the handle, and then she's got you know, a giant

908
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:12,919
Speaker 3: hole in the back of her head that you dump

909
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 3: the cream into.

910
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:15,799
Speaker 2: Well, you know, it was a different time women were

911
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,240
Speaker 2: lobotomized for depressed.

912
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 4: It's just historically accurate.

913
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:22,560
Speaker 5: Yes, sort of a comment.

914
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:27,879
Speaker 2: The classic that a man wouldn't pick up on that.

915
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 3: My toxic personality me just speaking from the male perspective. Oh,

916
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:39,319
Speaker 3: it's a rough world, it's a rough rough time.

917
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 4: I love this.

918
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:42,319
Speaker 3: This is truly, you know, just one of the most

919
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 3: beautiful objects I've ever laid eyes soaw.

920
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:46,840
Speaker 2: I was like, I just feel that this will I

921
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 2: don't know, it's not like we spent a lot of

922
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:48,760
Speaker 2: time together.

923
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:52,280
Speaker 5: I'm so bad it resonated. I just had this gut

924
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:53,520
Speaker 5: feeling that it was gonna work.

925
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 3: What if I had opened it and just hated it,

926
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 3: It would be.

927
00:43:57,040 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 5: Really funny too for me to have miscalculated.

928
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 4: Look, I've got to put this away. This is I

929
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:03,919
Speaker 4: can't keep this.

930
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 3: In my vision. This is disturbing me. It's disgusting.

931
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:09,760
Speaker 2: We'll arrange a pickup for you to take this back.

932
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:14,840
Speaker 4: I actually we'll just put a pose it on the audio.

933
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 3: You can drive over now and take it home, and

934
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:18,839
Speaker 3: then we can start recording again.

935
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:20,800
Speaker 4: I can't have this in my home. This is the

936
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 4: cursed object.

937
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 2: I should have given you a diet coke so you

938
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,479
Speaker 2: could drink diet coke from the cat.

939
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:29,319
Speaker 3: I'd love to have a little bit of soda in this,

940
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 3: and then I can kind of top off drinks with this.

941
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 2: It's the trashiest thing that ever happened.

942
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:37,239
Speaker 3: No, look, I love a diet coke, but this, this

943
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:42,240
Speaker 3: object will never carry anything that's not organic, all natural.

944
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,760
Speaker 3: This is too sweet to be touched by the Coca

945
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:50,319
Speaker 3: Cola company. H I love her Mary. I think that's

946
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 3: a nice name for the cat. You don't have pets,

947
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:53,520
Speaker 3: do you?

948
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:54,560
Speaker 5: No, I don't care.

949
00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 3: I'm gonna see if you have pet names. I have

950
00:44:56,480 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 3: a dog named Eadie. She's wonderful, perfect, terrific dog.

951
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:03,480
Speaker 5: That is such a sweet name for a little dog.

952
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 3: She's quite large, she's eighty five pounds but big.

953
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 4: She's a princess.

954
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:12,880
Speaker 5: Oh my god. Well, i'll need to see photos.

955
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 3: You show me your wrinkly candles, I'll show you my dog.

956
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 4: That's the agreement.

957
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 5: I can't wait for you to see.

958
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 2: I think it's also just like I'm kind of again,

959
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 2: like don't have the eye, like a really really kind

960
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:32,120
Speaker 2: of uniquely horrible photographer. Also, like, if there's a light,

961
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 2: you're gonna be backlit, honey in like this candle is

962
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:36,880
Speaker 2: no exception.

963
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 3: I can't wait. I think it's time to play a game. Okay,

964
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:47,839
Speaker 3: you play a game with me? Yeah, okay, this game

965
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 3: is called We're gonna I think we're gonna play Gift

966
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 3: or a Curse.

967
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:52,400
Speaker 4: I need a number between one and ten from you.

968
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:54,359
Speaker 5: Five.

969
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 3: Okay, the number five. I'm gonna use that to do

970
00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:00,359
Speaker 3: some light calculating to get our game pieces. Right now,

971
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 3: you have the microphone, you can recommend, you can promote,

972
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 3: you can share a secret, do whatever you want.

973
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:07,279
Speaker 4: I'll be right back.

974
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:13,280
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I'm going to promote three Busy DeBras season

975
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:17,399
Speaker 2: two April twenty fourth, coming to Adult Swim and then

976
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:19,840
Speaker 2: Hbomax the next day. This will be out by the

977
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:23,840
Speaker 2: time we've announced that, so I'm allowed. And other than that,

978
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 2: I just want to tell everyone how important it is

979
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 2: that you get your ass of Starbucks and you get

980
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 2: a brown sugar oat milk shaken espresso. Sweet to God,

981
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 2: It's gonna change your life.

982
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 3: Other than that, Metra, you promoted Starbucks for the second

983
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:45,880
Speaker 3: time on this podcast. We're getting nothing while this company

984
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 3: grows and grows, getting in.

985
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 2: So much trouble for not promoting my television show.

986
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:56,359
Speaker 3: Listener, you can consume any of those things. The Three

987
00:46:56,400 --> 00:47:00,120
Speaker 3: Busy DeBras are extremely funny. There's already one season and

988
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:01,440
Speaker 3: now yeah, by the time this is out, you'll be

989
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:04,080
Speaker 3: able to watch the second season part of it.

990
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 2: At least it'll be on Adult Swim starting April twenty fourth,

991
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:11,799
Speaker 2: and then HBO Max the next day. Please watch it,

992
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:13,919
Speaker 2: so don't get in trouble for talking about Starbucks so much.

993
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 3: I'm tell your friends, Mitra, Okay, I've got the game pieces.

994
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 4: This is how gift or a curse works.

995
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:26,440
Speaker 3: I'm gonna name three things, and you're gonna tell me

996
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:28,320
Speaker 3: if there are a gift or a curse and why.

997
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 3: Now this is where I have to tell you. You've

998
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:34,840
Speaker 3: got to be extremely careful. There are correct answers. You

999
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 3: could get zero correct and then it's just the listener

1000
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 3: hates you. Whoever, you know friends or family might hear

1001
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:44,400
Speaker 3: about this. They might dial into the podcast, which actually

1002
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:47,440
Speaker 3: would be good for me increasing listenership, just to hear

1003
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:48,919
Speaker 3: you fall flat on your face.

1004
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 2: I can get that amazing mesa bump.

1005
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 3: We're looking for the Mitra family bump. Bring in an

1006
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:02,319
Speaker 3: extended family, close family. Whatever it takes, we've got to

1007
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:06,720
Speaker 3: get that audience. But yeah, you don't want to embarrass yourself.

1008
00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 3: That would be uh a no go for today. Let's

1009
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 3: say so, just be careful, okay, okay. Number one this

1010
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:20,040
Speaker 3: is a listener suggestion. Somebody named Kathleen, who I will

1011
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 3: say suggested this apparently years ago at this point and

1012
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,920
Speaker 3: more recently reached out and said I want you to

1013
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 3: feature this, and so this is exciting for Kathleen.

1014
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:30,960
Speaker 2: I have to feel is this like Housewives Rules where

1015
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,400
Speaker 2: it's like Samantha from New Mexico, or is it like

1016
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 2: actually a listener?

1017
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,320
Speaker 4: This is an actual listener.

1018
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 5: I love it.

1019
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 2: Okay.

1020
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 3: I also, I mean I would love to have thought

1021
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:44,400
Speaker 3: of a woman named Kathleen writing in multiple I created

1022
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:47,840
Speaker 3: an entire fiction for Kathleen. Came to my house. She

1023
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 3: and I flirted a little bit. Eventually things got a

1024
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:54,960
Speaker 3: little heated, and then she left. But I know Kathleen's

1025
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:57,720
Speaker 3: a real person. Kathleen wants to know gift her a curse?

1026
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:00,560
Speaker 3: Dogs in strollers.

1027
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 5: Gift or a curse? This is hard. I'm gonna say,

1028
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:11,520
Speaker 5: gift why.

1029
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:14,880
Speaker 2: To me when I see because okay, specifically, the image

1030
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:17,400
Speaker 2: that comes to mind is a little French bulldog in

1031
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 2: a stroller and you know those things are not meant

1032
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 2: to live and they should be in a stroller. And

1033
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 2: I say that wanting one. I want one. That's my

1034
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 2: dream dog. I want a dog teeth falling out, can't

1035
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:35,919
Speaker 2: breathe like needs me to live.

1036
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 4: Just bread into a blivion.

1037
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, so to me, gift because otherwise you're carrying them.

1038
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:46,239
Speaker 2: And the dog in a stroller is a gift if

1039
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:47,360
Speaker 2: it's a cute little dog.

1040
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:50,800
Speaker 3: Like that, Matra R hate for you to come oatligate

1041
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 3: and just immediately fail. Dogs in a stroller are a curse.

1042
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:59,879
Speaker 3: They're too damn cute. I mean, of course that's a curse.

1043
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 2: I see one.

1044
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:02,240
Speaker 3: I think that's the cutest thing I've ever seen.

1045
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 4: Why is it?

1046
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 3: Why don't I have that? My dog is certainly too

1047
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:08,520
Speaker 3: big to be in a stroller. I start wondering do

1048
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:11,440
Speaker 3: I need to get Are there strollers for ninety eighty

1049
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:14,880
Speaker 3: five ninety pounds? Animals? Hard to say? And then if

1050
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:16,360
Speaker 3: I end up buying one, that's going to take up

1051
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:18,000
Speaker 3: a lot of room in my garage or I'm not

1052
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 3: going to leave that in my living room. People are wondering,

1053
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:21,480
Speaker 3: why does he have a stroller in the first place?

1054
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:27,759
Speaker 3: Curse straight through. Damn, I can't see any more dogs

1055
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 3: than strollers. It's too cute.

1056
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:31,560
Speaker 5: That's I accept.

1057
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, you haven't gotten any right yet, but that's okay.

1058
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 4: Number two. This is also a listener suggestion. Mike Mike has.

1059
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 3: Written Mike Real, mical Real. Mike one two three four

1060
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:52,240
Speaker 3: has written in Mike is suggested. Gift or a curse?

1061
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:56,280
Speaker 3: Books with the now a major motion picture stamp.

1062
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 5: Curse you don't have.

1063
00:50:57,640 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 2: Little curse Why I hate it. I hate when I

1064
00:51:01,719 --> 00:51:03,760
Speaker 2: see a movie poster on the cover of a book.

1065
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:06,319
Speaker 2: I don't want to I don't care, I don't want

1066
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 2: to know.

1067
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 4: I'm not interested.

1068
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:12,800
Speaker 5: Who fucking cares? Curse?

1069
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 2: Oh great, you're a movie. Guess what, so are a

1070
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 2: million other books. That's not gonna it's not tipping the

1071
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:21,279
Speaker 2: scales for me.

1072
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:23,479
Speaker 5: I was gonna buy it. I was gonna buy it.

1073
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:25,360
Speaker 5: It being a movie does nothing for me.

1074
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:32,359
Speaker 3: Curse, Mitra, you got the point. There are curse I mean,

1075
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:34,880
Speaker 3: what a shame. It's just I can't be out in

1076
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:37,279
Speaker 3: public reading a book with a giant starburst on it

1077
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 3: that says now a matro.

1078
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:40,040
Speaker 4: It makes me feel stupid.

1079
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:43,319
Speaker 3: I'm like, it makes everyone looking at a question, Oh,

1080
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:45,120
Speaker 3: does he only read books that are based that are

1081
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 3: going to become a movie? It's a it's a It

1082
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:49,799
Speaker 3: makes me feel like trash. It makes me feel like,

1083
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:55,399
Speaker 3: you know, illiterate trash. Leave that off it. I don't

1084
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:58,400
Speaker 3: need a book tainted by the Hollywood industry.

1085
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:04,640
Speaker 2: Just let it be a book. Amen, Amen, thank you,

1086
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:05,200
Speaker 2: thank you.

1087
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:07,759
Speaker 4: I'm glad we're both in agreement here.

1088
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:13,120
Speaker 3: Huge relief. We've got to get those off of books.

1089
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:14,480
Speaker 3: Keep them off of books.

1090
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 4: Let me find out.

1091
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:18,440
Speaker 5: I am reading, I'm reading.

1092
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:23,279
Speaker 3: Okay, you've gotten one out of two so far, and

1093
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:25,960
Speaker 3: now here's the final. This is Look, this is an

1094
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,000
Speaker 3: all listener round of Gift a curse, and that works

1095
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:32,239
Speaker 3: for everybody. The listener gets to be involved. We get,

1096
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:35,120
Speaker 3: you know, a variety of topics that maybe I wouldn't

1097
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 3: have thought of in the first place. This person, Kelsey

1098
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:42,800
Speaker 3: real Kelsey uh, suggested gift to a curse that robot

1099
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:46,680
Speaker 3: woman voice everyone uses to dub over their TikTok videos. Now,

1100
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:47,800
Speaker 3: are you familiar with this woman.

1101
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:50,200
Speaker 5: Okay, yes, I love TikTok.

1102
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:53,560
Speaker 2: I actually say gift because I hate the.

1103
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:54,399
Speaker 5: New one so much.

1104
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 4: Wait there's a new one, because now it's.

1105
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:59,759
Speaker 2: Like a guy that sounds sort of like Jason Manzukus

1106
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:03,120
Speaker 2: little bit, but it's like an it's like a guy

1107
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:04,600
Speaker 2: going like best.

1108
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 4: Oh that's not a robot voice you want to hear?

1109
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 2: No, it's horrible. So now I'm like, oh, she was

1110
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:12,759
Speaker 2: a gift and we didn't even know. It's like when

1111
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:14,360
Speaker 2: I lost my eyesight for two weeks.

1112
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:18,920
Speaker 4: We took this poor woman for granted, this poor robotic woman.

1113
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 5: Yes, because didn't the real woman like Sue or something.

1114
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:24,719
Speaker 3: Like that, something like how am I just becoming aware

1115
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:26,360
Speaker 3: of any of the Well I'm not on TikTok, but

1116
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:27,640
Speaker 3: this lawsuit what.

1117
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:30,759
Speaker 2: It's it's better to not know for me to be mediating.

1118
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:32,479
Speaker 5: There's a new one and that would go in suit.

1119
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:35,520
Speaker 2: It's like whoa go outside, princess.

1120
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:40,640
Speaker 3: So okay, so walk me through this. There was a

1121
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:44,759
Speaker 3: real woman whose voice was used kind of transformed into

1122
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:46,560
Speaker 3: a robot that could say anything.

1123
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:51,279
Speaker 2: I guess something like that and then watch me like

1124
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:52,759
Speaker 2: have made everything up.

1125
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:55,640
Speaker 4: They trapped her in the Crystal.

1126
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:57,919
Speaker 3: She was in kind of a tower and kept there

1127
00:53:57,960 --> 00:54:01,000
Speaker 3: by TikTok, and they just made her say everything.

1128
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:04,000
Speaker 4: No, really, I want to hear what was happening.

1129
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:06,520
Speaker 2: I think if I remember right, it was something like

1130
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 2: there was like they were not legally authorized to be

1131
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:12,799
Speaker 2: using her voice for in that way, like that she

1132
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:15,840
Speaker 2: needed to be paying more like they're the usage thing again.

1133
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,800
Speaker 5: I'm a lawyer. Everything I say is correct.

1134
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:22,799
Speaker 2: And then so then they weren't able to use her

1135
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:25,920
Speaker 2: voice anymore. So then they moved on to the other guy.

1136
00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 3: Interesting, okay, and this woman I assumes her name was

1137
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:39,400
Speaker 3: Kelsey written in Oh, well, that's fascinating. I mean, I

1138
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:42,680
Speaker 3: wonder what this Kelsey signed up for with TikTok in

1139
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 3: the first place. I mean, what was she what was

1140
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:46,320
Speaker 3: the game there?

1141
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:47,840
Speaker 5: I have no idea.

1142
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:50,000
Speaker 2: I now I'm like, can't wait for it to be

1143
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:54,200
Speaker 2: at the fucking Netflix series or whatever. But I'm taking

1144
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:54,480
Speaker 2: it out.

1145
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 5: Are you with me or not?

1146
00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:00,280
Speaker 3: I saw somebody I can't. I wish I could remember

1147
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 3: to credit them. Somebody reposted a tweet recently of somebody

1148
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:06,880
Speaker 3: being like, please stop making television shows on events that

1149
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 3: are like less than ten years old. And I could

1150
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:12,279
Speaker 3: not be in more agreement with that. Can we just

1151
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:15,279
Speaker 3: like maybe twenty years out, let's put a twenty year

1152
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:16,319
Speaker 3: time limit on that.

1153
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:17,239
Speaker 4: That makes sense to me.

1154
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:20,280
Speaker 2: Well, it's like if there's like a passibly attractive blonde

1155
00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:21,360
Speaker 2: woman who does a scam.

1156
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:22,040
Speaker 5: Everyone's like.

1157
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:28,920
Speaker 2: With Carol Baskin, the Farahose one and then Anna Delvey

1158
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:30,480
Speaker 2: and I'm just like enough.

1159
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:32,000
Speaker 4: Oh my god, too much.

1160
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,600
Speaker 5: The bottle blondes in Hollywood are eating.

1161
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 3: We've got to keep these women employed.

1162
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:40,600
Speaker 4: No, thank you.

1163
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:43,560
Speaker 3: I can't do any any more of that. But okay,

1164
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:45,680
Speaker 3: so we've gotten way off track. I can't even you

1165
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:47,879
Speaker 3: said she's a gift. Oh you said this robot woman

1166
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:51,840
Speaker 3: is a gift because we took her for granted. The

1167
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:56,000
Speaker 3: true answer, the correct answer. I love her voice. She's

1168
00:55:56,040 --> 00:56:00,799
Speaker 3: a gift. What a bizarre I don't like. Because I'm

1169
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 3: not on TikTok. It kind of came through to me

1170
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:05,880
Speaker 3: on Instagram and I was wondering, why is everyone on

1171
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:09,520
Speaker 3: board with this voice? Why is anyone utilizing this? It's fascinating,

1172
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:14,200
Speaker 3: it's obnoxious, it's loud but kind of monotone. Everything about

1173
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:14,880
Speaker 3: it works for me.

1174
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:16,239
Speaker 2: I love her thing.

1175
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:18,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love her you know.

1176
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:19,680
Speaker 3: What I want to do. I want to be the

1177
00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:23,840
Speaker 3: voice of house Hunters. Maybe have I said that on

1178
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:26,280
Speaker 3: this podcast before. We need to get the HGTV people

1179
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:28,240
Speaker 3: to let me narrate house.

1180
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:30,040
Speaker 2: Hunters, give us like a taste.

1181
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,879
Speaker 3: Mitra and Wit are trying to decide on a new

1182
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:41,719
Speaker 3: house between Eagle Rock and Glassow Park. Mitra Mitra is

1183
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:44,640
Speaker 3: looking for a fixer upper while Witt is looking for

1184
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:46,120
Speaker 3: a seventy two bedroom.

1185
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:47,800
Speaker 4: How does that sound?

1186
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:49,520
Speaker 5: I love it?

1187
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:54,239
Speaker 4: Did I the audition HGTV? They probably pay peanuts.

1188
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:55,920
Speaker 5: Who cares. It's not about the money.

1189
00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:57,520
Speaker 4: That's about the passion for me.

1190
00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 2: Yes to me like doing something like that, I'd be like,

1191
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:05,000
Speaker 2: I don't care, of course, for free.

1192
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:08,000
Speaker 3: I really probably would do that for free, to just

1193
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:09,920
Speaker 3: be like to have the honor of being like I'm

1194
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:10,919
Speaker 3: the house Hunter's.

1195
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:15,520
Speaker 4: Voice, to say that, Oh my god, what an honor.

1196
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:19,040
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's a great idea. I want that

1197
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:19,520
Speaker 2: for you.

1198
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:20,720
Speaker 4: Thank you.

1199
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:25,120
Speaker 3: Let's start the online campaign whatever we need to do. Also,

1200
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:27,800
Speaker 3: let's not forget the Metro and I both need to

1201
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 3: be part of the DC Marvel You Shared Universe which

1202
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:32,120
Speaker 3: is coming for US corporations.

1203
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:34,320
Speaker 5: This is like a good thing for you to politicize

1204
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:34,920
Speaker 5: on Twitter.

1205
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:38,560
Speaker 3: Be like, why isn't there a gay voice on House Hunters?

1206
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:46,560
Speaker 3: A TV sounds for homophobic garden trash vision.

1207
00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:51,800
Speaker 4: Oh forget it, I don't know. I'm so pissed off.

1208
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:56,040
Speaker 5: Hey, a garden trash is amazing.

1209
00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:59,560
Speaker 4: I would watch that channel.

1210
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:15,479
Speaker 3: This. Oh it's still just fixer upper, but it's just low.

1211
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:21,880
Speaker 3: Extremely realizing these two nancies couldn't pick up a hammer

1212
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:27,080
Speaker 3: if their life depended on it. I'm you know, look,

1213
00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:30,080
Speaker 3: I'm I'm here. I'm ready to pitch homophobic ideas. I

1214
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:33,480
Speaker 3: have plenty of internalized homophobia. That would be a deep

1215
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:37,760
Speaker 3: pool that any network could pull from. I feel like

1216
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:41,040
Speaker 3: that could be you know, look, that's uh, that's an

1217
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:44,400
Speaker 3: area that has not been well served in the twenty

1218
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:45,080
Speaker 3: first century.

1219
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:46,360
Speaker 5: That's so true.

1220
00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:48,520
Speaker 2: Homophobia is on the decline, and you need to hear

1221
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:49,400
Speaker 2: something about it.

1222
00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:57,040
Speaker 3: I'm ready to kind of throw myself on that grenade.

1223
00:58:55,360 --> 00:59:00,200
Speaker 3: Oh look, we should answer a listener question or two.

1224
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:04,240
Speaker 3: It's part of my you know, just service to the

1225
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:07,200
Speaker 3: community kind of that sort of thing. I don't mow lawns,

1226
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:09,840
Speaker 3: I don't pick up trash, but I do answer questions.

1227
00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:13,600
Speaker 3: This is called I said no emails people write into

1228
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:16,720
Speaker 3: I said, no gifts at gmail dot com. Every one

1229
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:19,720
Speaker 3: of them has a different problem about, you know, social

1230
00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:22,440
Speaker 3: problems they've got, or gift giving.

1231
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:24,640
Speaker 4: They need to give someone a gift. I don't know.

1232
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:30,680
Speaker 3: Everyone's got some situation. Let's let's read one. Okay, this says, hello,

1233
00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:34,200
Speaker 3: Bridger and guests. I have a future predicament. I have

1234
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:37,720
Speaker 3: been with my boyfriend for almost seven years. Yes, I'm

1235
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:40,400
Speaker 3: still waiting on a proposal. It's fine, I'm guess. I

1236
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:44,360
Speaker 3: guess seven years is not that long. Okay, look, well, look, okay,

1237
00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:45,120
Speaker 3: I need to keep reading.

1238
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:46,880
Speaker 5: It's realizing.

1239
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:50,840
Speaker 3: I can't help, but just immediately begin getting in there.

1240
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:51,439
Speaker 2: Okay.

1241
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:54,640
Speaker 3: So this person says I'm a maniac and I'm already

1242
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:58,080
Speaker 3: thinking about wedding guests to invite. I recently discovered my

1243
00:59:58,160 --> 01:00:01,240
Speaker 3: half sister on Facebook and Instagram, so that, okay, the

1244
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:04,440
Speaker 3: half sister is all over social media. We turned out

1245
01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:06,520
Speaker 3: to be more alike than I had anticipated.

1246
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:07,480
Speaker 2: She was my.

1247
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:10,400
Speaker 3: Father's first daughter from his first marriage. I was born

1248
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:13,000
Speaker 3: after she was grown and she already had a child

1249
01:00:13,080 --> 01:00:16,080
Speaker 3: of her own. A little backstory. Things went sour and

1250
01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:18,560
Speaker 3: my parents cut off communication with my half sister when

1251
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:21,520
Speaker 3: I was a baby, This meaning I have never met her.

1252
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:24,600
Speaker 3: My mother does not like her and basically think she's evil.

1253
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:26,320
Speaker 3: My sister and I seem to be Oh, and this

1254
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:28,680
Speaker 3: is in parentheses. My sister and I seem to be

1255
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:31,680
Speaker 3: very similar. So maybe I am also evil in my

1256
01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:34,160
Speaker 3: mother's eyes and she just doesn't know it yet. Okay,

1257
01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:38,240
Speaker 3: well that's a big assumption. My father, however, has never

1258
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:40,920
Speaker 3: spoken a word about my sister to me. I believe

1259
01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:44,240
Speaker 3: he is unaware that I even know of her existence.

1260
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:46,640
Speaker 3: I would love to have my sister at my wedding,

1261
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:48,480
Speaker 3: but I don't feel like I can tell my mildly

1262
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:50,840
Speaker 3: unstable mother that I found my sister and that she

1263
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:53,120
Speaker 3: seems to be someone I want in my life. I

1264
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:55,240
Speaker 3: also don't feel like I can even say her name

1265
01:00:55,280 --> 01:01:00,240
Speaker 3: around my closed off, distant father. How do I give

1266
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:04,560
Speaker 3: the gift of peace between excommunicated family members or should

1267
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:06,760
Speaker 3: I just go for it, surprise them all and let

1268
01:01:06,760 --> 01:01:09,520
Speaker 3: the chaos be cheap entertainment at the wedding that will

1269
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:12,360
Speaker 3: hopefully happen. Bridge Or and guest, Please help me, I

1270
01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:15,320
Speaker 3: clearly need a lot of it. Love, Lauren, Okay.

1271
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:18,000
Speaker 2: So God that there's not even no engagement.

1272
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:22,160
Speaker 3: I know, halfway through I was like, oh, this could

1273
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:24,400
Speaker 3: all go southway before a wedding even happens.

1274
01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:26,240
Speaker 4: We don't even have a save the date yet.

1275
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:29,080
Speaker 3: Who this person is living in a grim's fairy tale

1276
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:31,360
Speaker 3: where there's kind of a sister who can't be mentioned.

1277
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:34,320
Speaker 3: She's a half sister who may show up at her wedding.

1278
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:38,360
Speaker 3: This is the plot of Cinderella. No, not Cinderella. There's

1279
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:41,720
Speaker 3: something maybe Sleeping Beauty is maybe kind of a you know,

1280
01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:44,200
Speaker 3: when there's kind of an evil, uninvited guest that shows

1281
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:46,760
Speaker 3: up and throws a curse on everyone. So that's the

1282
01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:49,600
Speaker 3: feeling I'm getting. First of all, let's just say, Lauren,

1283
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:52,600
Speaker 3: the only two people who have met this half sister

1284
01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:55,200
Speaker 3: are your mom and dad and you see do me,

1285
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:57,920
Speaker 3: and they both hate this person. So for all we

1286
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,959
Speaker 3: know this person absolutely sucks. We've got to we've got

1287
01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:04,920
Speaker 3: to think that that could be something that's actually going on.

1288
01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:08,920
Speaker 3: The reality could be half sister is no good.

1289
01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:13,000
Speaker 5: Or used to suck also changed.

1290
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:19,360
Speaker 3: So what well, then, what do we say to Lauren

1291
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:24,080
Speaker 3: who kind of leads a life of assuming and just

1292
01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:29,400
Speaker 3: bad faith and uh, you know, hoping that she's going

1293
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:34,320
Speaker 3: to be getting married when we her fiance. We don't know, uh,

1294
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:36,160
Speaker 3: who the fiance could possibly be.

1295
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:40,600
Speaker 2: We've got a major case of cart before the horse here,

1296
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:46,160
Speaker 2: and the cure is get engaged.

1297
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:52,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think one that first step could be very helpful.

1298
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:56,320
Speaker 2: I think you should figure out what's going on with

1299
01:02:56,480 --> 01:03:00,520
Speaker 2: regards to your engagement. Because what if you say that

1300
01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:02,560
Speaker 2: you want to get married and then your partners don't

1301
01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:05,160
Speaker 2: want to get married and then there's no wedding at all,

1302
01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:08,120
Speaker 2: and you don't have to worry about this, right saying,

1303
01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:11,320
Speaker 2: but also maybe you know the engagement happens and then

1304
01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:13,200
Speaker 2: you can deal with all this fit But.

1305
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:16,240
Speaker 5: I'm just saying, let's deal with that first.

1306
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:19,760
Speaker 2: This is like but truly, this is something that comes

1307
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:22,040
Speaker 2: up in therapy for me all the time, which is I'm.

1308
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:24,680
Speaker 5: Like, so I'm thinking eight steps ahead. I want to

1309
01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:25,040
Speaker 5: try and.

1310
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,400
Speaker 2: Manipulate everyone in my life and doing what I want.

1311
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:30,800
Speaker 2: I was like, well, how about the about what's actually

1312
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:34,360
Speaker 2: going on? And I'm like, but that's so boring today.

1313
01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:37,000
Speaker 4: Nothing, nothing's going on.

1314
01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:38,920
Speaker 5: What about the problem I invented?

1315
01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:43,280
Speaker 3: I have this rich fantasy that I've imagined. Let's play

1316
01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:44,040
Speaker 3: in that world.

1317
01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:46,280
Speaker 5: Come, what do you think I pay you for.

1318
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:51,680
Speaker 3: Well, you and Lauren seem to be birds of a feather.

1319
01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:56,000
Speaker 3: I mean, she hasn't even met this half sister outside

1320
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,800
Speaker 3: of as far as I can tell, Instagram and maybe

1321
01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:02,440
Speaker 3: Facebook Marketplace. She's trying to buy furniture.

1322
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:05,959
Speaker 5: Now that's a movie.

1323
01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:09,760
Speaker 3: All I wanted to buy was a used rocking chair.

1324
01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:11,760
Speaker 3: Well on, I got a lot more.

1325
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:17,320
Speaker 2: That needs to be on the Homophobia Network for our

1326
01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:23,280
Speaker 2: first offering folding myself into the Homophobia Network.

1327
01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:26,560
Speaker 3: By the way, I welcome any type of homophobe to

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Speaker 3: my network. Straight queer, if you have homophobia, you are

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Speaker 3: welcome to pitch ideas shows. We will take them. We

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Speaker 3: will go straight to production. You just have to have

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Speaker 3: a little bit of hatred in your heart for you know,

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Speaker 3: you've got to be a bigot on some level. That's

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Speaker 3: all we ask. Yeah, So, Lauren, you can either get engaged,

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Speaker 3: as Metro has suggested, which I think is perfectly reasonable.

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Speaker 3: You could meet this woman and kind of feel it

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Speaker 3: out yourself. I mean, all you've seen is probably like

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Speaker 3: her on the beach, maybe some political posts that apparently

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Speaker 3: you agree with. You didn't really say where you lie

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Speaker 3: on the political spectrum. So God knows what's happening there,

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Speaker 3: but maybe arranged for a coffee date or you know,

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't say like a good situation. I would say

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Speaker 3: like a somewhere in between good and bad situations, so

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Speaker 3: you get a real feel for her almost right off

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Speaker 3: the bat. Or show up really late to your coffee

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Speaker 3: date just to see if she's freaking out, you know,

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Speaker 3: a little test to see if this is somebody you

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Speaker 3: want at your wedding. Yeah, but don't jump to any

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Speaker 3: other conclusions until you've made one of those decisions, because

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Speaker 3: you're putting a lot of people in danger here, and

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Speaker 3: your parents have warned you. They've both warned you. Your

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Speaker 3: father won't even speak of this person. I mean, I

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Speaker 3: don't even.

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Speaker 5: Know what to say.

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Speaker 3: I feel like we we did a perfect job answering that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, get engaged and get coffee and be late.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Lauren, you have a game plan. Your half sister

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Speaker 3: by the time you've heard this may have, you know,

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Speaker 3: fled the countries.

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Speaker 2: She might be in jail, she may come this time

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Speaker 2: you're married.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, truly, I mean, and hopefully it went off without

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Speaker 3: a problem, because you seem to be kind of somebody

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Speaker 3: who likes to stir the pot, play with fire your

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Speaker 3: half sister as well. Maybe your parents have cut you

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Speaker 3: off by now that that's another solution. Cut off your

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Speaker 3: parents and become friends with this half sister, and now

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Speaker 3: she's your family. You get to kind of play with

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Speaker 3: family in this situation. Lauren, do whatever you want. I support.

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Speaker 2: You're the puppeteer, girlfriend, I am the puppeteer.

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Speaker 4: I'm pulling strings. Or what are you saying, Laurence the puppeteer.

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm saying Lawrence puppeteer. But then above her as

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Speaker 5: you being the puppet.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, don't take a puppeteering out of my hands here,

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Speaker 3: I'm the puppeteer.

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Speaker 5: There are many puppeteers.

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Speaker 3: There is a tangled web of puppet strings and half sisters.

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Speaker 3: Oh Mitra, I can't believe this gift I've gotten.

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Speaker 5: I am still pizzed.

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Speaker 3: I am pissed as hell. I'm truly honored that. I mean,

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Speaker 3: this just speaks to me on every single level. To

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Speaker 3: just get a lovely little gift, A little catwoman, kitty woman.

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Speaker 3: Oh interesting that I'm saying catwoman. Now we've got oh no,

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Speaker 3: what's happening? The thing, the way things tie together, the

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Speaker 3: universe has a plan for all of us.

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Speaker 2: Like a set of puppet strings.

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Speaker 3: Who's the real puppeteer, Mary.

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Speaker 2: Mary controls the universe.

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Speaker 3: There's a beautiful catwoman in a kind of pink dress

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Speaker 3: pouring milk on all of us, and all we do

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Speaker 3: is lap it up.

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Speaker 2: Meta.

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Speaker 3: I've had a wonderful time with you. Thank you so

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Speaker 3: much for being here.

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Speaker 5: Me too, went a little giggle fest.

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Speaker 2: Listener.

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Speaker 3: I hope that you have been absolutely stonefaced throughout this episode.

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Speaker 3: I hope you're taking it very seriously.

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Speaker 2: I hope that if somebody didn't laugh once, I want

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Speaker 2: them to email the The Lion.

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Speaker 3: Please please let us know, you know, give us a

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Speaker 3: one star review. Attack Attack, Attack, try to just take

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Speaker 3: us down. You've had a horrible time on this episode,

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Speaker 3: and you're not going to stand for it anymore. You've

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Speaker 3: been very patient and unfortunately the shows you've just finally

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Speaker 3: decided it's not for you. You waited until the last

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Speaker 3: sixty seconds to just say no, not doing this anymore.

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Speaker 3: But look, you may have had another experience with this podcast.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I hope you had a good time. You now have

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Speaker 3: to kind of stop listening to the podcast, which is

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Speaker 3: always a frustrating thing when you've been having any kind

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Speaker 3: of time listening to an episode and then you have

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Speaker 3: to make another decision in your life. And we can

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Speaker 3: only make so many decisions in a day, so hopefully

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Speaker 3: this one was kind of an automatic. I'm kind of

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Speaker 3: trying to get you into that mode of you don't

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Speaker 3: even have to think, you're just listening to the podcast.

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Speaker 3: You don't even choose to. It's just part of the

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Speaker 3: material of your life, Sary, and you can. I'm going

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Speaker 3: to send you off into the world as I usually do.

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Speaker 3: I want you to be safe. I want you to

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Speaker 3: be just full of joy and just enriching the lives

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Speaker 3: of everyone you meet.

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Speaker 4: Go do that. I love you. I'll talk to you

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Speaker 4: again soon. Goodbye.

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Speaker 3: I Said No Gifts is an exactly right production. It's

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Speaker 3: produced and engineered by our dear friend Analyse Nelson, and

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Speaker 3: the theme song is by miracle worker Amy Mann. You

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Speaker 3: must follow the show on Instagram at I Said No Gifts.

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Speaker 3: That's where you're going to see pictures of all these

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Speaker 3: wonderful gifts I'm getting. You have to see the gifts.

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Speaker 3: Listen and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or wherever you

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Speaker 3: It's really the least you could do considering everything I

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Speaker 3: do for you. And if you're interested in advertising on

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Speaker 2: And I invited you.

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Speaker 1: Hear Thunna man myself perfectly clear. When you're a guess

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Speaker 1: to me, you gotta come to me empty and a

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01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:44,240
Speaker 1: certain no guest. Your presences presents enough and I'm already

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Speaker 1: too much stuff.

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Speaker 2: So how do you dance?

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Speaker 1: Surbey me?