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<v Speaker 1>normally when we do a second date update, we spend

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<v Speaker 1>the time trying to figure out what could have possibly

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<v Speaker 1>gone wrong on the date. Yeah, but apparently today is

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<v Speaker 1>a little different because Shane is on the phone and

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<v Speaker 1>her date went fine, but something weird happened days after

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<v Speaker 1>the date, and I don't know what it is yet,

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<v Speaker 1>so we'll let her explain. Shana, how are you hi? Guys?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you not too bad? So? Your email said

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<v Speaker 1>something weird happened after your date, So it did. But

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<v Speaker 1>let me give you a little bit of a background

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<v Speaker 1>story about the date. First, okay, okay, what's the dude's name?

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, Oh, his name is Eric. Eric, would

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<v Speaker 1>you guys meet? We met on a dating website and

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<v Speaker 1>we really connected and we really just clicked. And he

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<v Speaker 1>told me that he had some kids. Okay, were they his?

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<v Speaker 1>Or was just saying I grabbed some kids. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>got a bunch of kids. If you want one, No,

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<v Speaker 1>he said, you know, they're his kids. You know, whatever's good.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're cool with that. You're open to dating a dad, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm totally open to dating the dad bought and everything. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I dated some dads before they had a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of kids, so it's not really a big deal

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<v Speaker 1>for me. So and it's not new territory either. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not new territory. I'm kind of used to it.

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<v Speaker 1>So the date went great. He took me to a

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<v Speaker 1>lovely dinner. We laughed a lot, and we had a

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<v Speaker 1>great time. Okay, So by the end of the day,

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<v Speaker 1>I invited him back to my house. So all we

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<v Speaker 1>did was make out. That's all we did, and we

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<v Speaker 1>had a great time, and he just left, which I

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<v Speaker 1>thought was really respectful and great, and I was really

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<v Speaker 1>looking forward to hearing from him again. Yeah it sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like you would. Yeah, oh of course. And actually I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't hear from him. But that's the whole part that's

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<v Speaker 1>very strange. Okay, So you guys just made out of

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<v Speaker 1>the house and then he hit you up a few

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<v Speaker 1>days later and told you he was pregnant. Didn't he

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<v Speaker 1>that is a strange thing. That would be very weird.

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<v Speaker 1>So it took him about two days to call me back. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>But the weird thing is when he called me, he said, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>can I come and by? And I was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm around, come you know, And he said, can I

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<v Speaker 1>come and by to use your restroom? So I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know why he said I need to use your bathroom?

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<v Speaker 1>But he said I really need to use the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>So wait, so like he was in your neighborhood and

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<v Speaker 1>he had an emergency bathroom. No. I mean, I'm thinking

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<v Speaker 1>that this is code that he wants to come over

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<v Speaker 1>and like hook up, or he wants to come see

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<v Speaker 1>me because he haven't talked to me for two days.

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<v Speaker 1>It's usually called for hook up. I am driving and

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<v Speaker 1>I really have to use the bathroom badly. Can I

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<v Speaker 1>stop by your place? Usually means to hook up. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, like weird code, right, but I'm thinking it's code.

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<v Speaker 1>It didn't sound like it was an emergency. So he

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<v Speaker 1>kind of just said, hey, can I come use your bathroom?

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<v Speaker 1>And I kind of just took it and he came

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<v Speaker 1>over and did you guys hook up? Or did he

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<v Speaker 1>just use the bathroom. He literally just used the bathroom

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<v Speaker 1>and then left. And he left. Wait what did he say?

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<v Speaker 1>Like he didn't use that opportunity to ask you out

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<v Speaker 1>again or anything. No, he was like thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>He was very nice, but he like took off. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So that's the point, Like, I'm very confused. Have you

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<v Speaker 1>guys talked much since he used your bathroom? No, it's

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<v Speaker 1>been four days. So now I'm like, oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>So he just stopped by and used the bathroom and

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<v Speaker 1>then nothing. I mean, he stayed for a couple of minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not like I just stood and listened to him,

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<v Speaker 1>because that's really weird to do. But we've we've heard

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<v Speaker 1>of people being used for a lot of things like money,

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<v Speaker 1>job opportunities, never just a restroom. Yeah, it's really weird, right,

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<v Speaker 1>It's not just weird to me. So have you tried

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<v Speaker 1>to call him? I haven't tried to call him him.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I should. It's just a little awkward. Now. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And I was waiting him for him to call me,

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<v Speaker 1>and nothing was wrong, and I just got home from work,

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<v Speaker 1>My house was clean, I looked nice. This might be

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<v Speaker 1>a first, you know, you hear people getting friend zoned

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<v Speaker 1>after a first date, but you got rest stop zoned,

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<v Speaker 1>bathroom zoned. I've never heard of that before, but apparently

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<v Speaker 1>he just wants you to be his bathroom buddy. Who

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<v Speaker 1>does that to somebody? He didn't actually definitely like stink

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<v Speaker 1>up your restroom or something, and now he's embarrassed. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I did not go right into there

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<v Speaker 1>to like check it out, because that's growth, yeah, first

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<v Speaker 1>of all, But second of all, I thought he was

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<v Speaker 1>going to actually stay and talk a little bit, and

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't, and he left and it was awkward, and

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<v Speaker 1>he has not called me. Okay, well we'll play a

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<v Speaker 1>song and then come back and call him and get

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<v Speaker 1>your second date update. Okay, all right, hang up rooking

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<v Speaker 1>jubil in the morning, right in the middle of a

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<v Speaker 1>second date update, and if you're just joining us, Shana,

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<v Speaker 1>who's on the phone to get a second date up

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<v Speaker 1>date to day has given me a great idea. I

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<v Speaker 1>have a really, really weak bladder, and it's hard for

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<v Speaker 1>me to drive a mile without him going to stop

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<v Speaker 1>to use the bathroom. But I've got exes all over

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<v Speaker 1>the place, So now I'm just gonna start calling any

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<v Speaker 1>of my exes just to say, hey, can I stop

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<v Speaker 1>by your house and use the bathroom real quick? Because

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<v Speaker 1>Shano went out on a date with the dude named Eric.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything went fine, but then a few days later she

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<v Speaker 1>got a call from him saying he was in the

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<v Speaker 1>neighborhood and he wanted to use her bathroom. He stopped by,

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<v Speaker 1>use the bathroom and left. And that's the last time

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<v Speaker 1>she's heard from him. That is so rude if he

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<v Speaker 1>really isn't interested in dating you again. Weird, rude, rude,

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<v Speaker 1>like who does that? Find a gas station? Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're a dude. You can literally pee anywhere you find

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<v Speaker 1>an alley and it's fine. This is weird and annoying.

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<v Speaker 1>And I heard you guys do this a lot, so

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I mean, it could be me, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's why I kind of want to pick his brain

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<v Speaker 1>and you guys to pick his brain and see you

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<v Speaker 1>what's up? Maybe it's me. No, Well, we'll get him

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone now and see if we can figure

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<v Speaker 1>it out. I'm a Dallas one of here we go. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta speak to Eric. Please. This is Eric, Eric.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you man? This is Jewil from the radio

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<v Speaker 1>show Brook and Jewel in the Morning. I'm sorry, who

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<v Speaker 1>Jebil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>radio show. You called me from a radio show? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this some kind of prank or something? No? No,

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<v Speaker 1>actually it isn't. I'm Jewil from the radio show Brooke

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<v Speaker 1>and Jewil in the Morning, and you're Eric from dating

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<v Speaker 1>a girl named Shanna and using her bathroom after Is

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<v Speaker 1>that correct? Wait? Wait, wait, hold on, So you're you

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<v Speaker 1>know Shana? Yes? Um, okay, sorry, I'm just trying to

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<v Speaker 1>catch up here. So Shana told you something about me

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<v Speaker 1>in a bathroom? Yeah, kind of. We do a segment

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<v Speaker 1>on our show. It's called the second Day up Date.

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<v Speaker 1>It's where if you go out on a date with

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<v Speaker 1>somebody and then end up not calling them back, they

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<v Speaker 1>can email us, get you on the phone and figure

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<v Speaker 1>out what happened. And Shana emailed us because she told

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<v Speaker 1>us you guys had a really nice date and she

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<v Speaker 1>really enjoyed hanging out with you and thought you were

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<v Speaker 1>a great dude. Wow. Okay, And then she also told

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<v Speaker 1>us how a few days after your date, you just

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<v Speaker 1>hit her up to use her bathroom and then you

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<v Speaker 1>went over there used her bathroom and haven't talked to

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<v Speaker 1>her since. Oh my god, I can't believe she told

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<v Speaker 1>you that the bathroom part of the date part. Oh well,

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<v Speaker 1>to be honest either, but especially the bathroom part. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean that's a little personal. Well, she's just confused, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>Like she said that you guys had a really nice time,

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<v Speaker 1>you went back to her place and made out, and

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<v Speaker 1>then you don't really talk to her, then you stop by,

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<v Speaker 1>use the bathroom, and you're gone. I'd be confused. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I have to admit that it's a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit odd. I mean, hey, I really liked her too,

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<v Speaker 1>at least happy to hear that she had a good time.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, we definitely hit it off right away. So

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<v Speaker 1>why wouldn't you use your bathroom break as the opportunity

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<v Speaker 1>to ask her out again? I mean that's a perfect opportunity. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess so, But I just had a I had

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<v Speaker 1>a lot going on. Oh are you in a relationship? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, no, no, no, nothing like that. No relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what you do? You just find women looking

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<v Speaker 1>to date you and then you just use their bathroom

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<v Speaker 1>like some kind of maniac and that's your thing. Yeah. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I can safely say that I've never done this before

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm definitely not a maniac. I promise I'm pretty

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<v Speaker 1>normal guy. Actually, so wait, did you actually just have

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<v Speaker 1>a bathroom emergency or did you want to see her

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<v Speaker 1>again and then chicken out at the last second. Oh gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>um this is it's it's pretty personal. Um, going back

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<v Speaker 1>to her place, everything was great. Um, it just happened

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<v Speaker 1>to coincide with some personal stuff for me at the time.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of one of those topics that, Um, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a hard thing to broach with someone you don't know

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<v Speaker 1>super well. I can't decide if I'm more interested and

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<v Speaker 1>what you didn't tell her or why you use her

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<v Speaker 1>bathroom the two go together. Yeah, I think you don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to tell you have IBS or something. Uh No,

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<v Speaker 1>thankfully that's not the issue. Um. Look, I've got two kids.

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<v Speaker 1>I love my kids, but I'm not looking to have

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<v Speaker 1>anymore in the future, regardless of whoever it is that

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, Shana or anyone else. I can't believe that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you this. I don't want to have kids

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<v Speaker 1>in the future so badly that I made sure to

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<v Speaker 1>handle it medically. Cut the whole thing off. No, so

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<v Speaker 1>you've been snipped, You've been you it's a vasectomy. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I decided to get a vasectomy, and it is a

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<v Speaker 1>very personal thing for me, and I mean, to be frank,

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that I'm even sharing this right now is

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<v Speaker 1>not something I would normally do. But why not call

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<v Speaker 1>her back? Though? I mean, did you do it in

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<v Speaker 1>her bathroom like a homewoy? Think of it is a

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<v Speaker 1>quick procedure. I didn't know just a couple of minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm good with my hands, but I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think I could perform a self vasectomy. I'm so confused, though,

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<v Speaker 1>So you had a vasectomy. A lot of men have

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<v Speaker 1>had vasectomies like okay, so let me just explain. I

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<v Speaker 1>had the procedure the week that I met Shana. So

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<v Speaker 1>they make sure that things are working by having you

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<v Speaker 1>give a sample. And my sample was contaminated and they

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<v Speaker 1>said that I had to wait and give another sample,

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<v Speaker 1>so I did, and by the time that my second

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<v Speaker 1>sample came through, all the bathrooms were full, everything was

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<v Speaker 1>being used, and there was nowhere to go, and they

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<v Speaker 1>said that we need a sample right now. So what

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<v Speaker 1>you need to do is go somewhere nearby and give

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<v Speaker 1>your sample. It happened. That's what you're doing, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>when you went to her house. You went to her house,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I know, I know it wasn't my first choice,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm telling you, she lives very close to the hospital.

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<v Speaker 1>There was no other place nearby for a gas station.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't there, and I was I was out of option.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's it's weird, but I feel like that's

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<v Speaker 1>a better option than doing that in the gas station bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, I mean, yeah, exactly. You got a long

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<v Speaker 1>line of people waiting to do that anyway, But you, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>besides him doing okay, why doesn't have anything to do

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<v Speaker 1>with whether or not you'll go out with her again? Though, No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I really would love to see Shane again. I had

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<v Speaker 1>a great time, but it just didn't seem like the

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<v Speaker 1>right time, if you know what I mean. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want to tell her why? You're sorry I had

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<v Speaker 1>to take care of Yeah, I don't. I could see

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<v Speaker 1>how that would be a weird conversation. Like remember when

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<v Speaker 1>I stopped by your bathroom the other day. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>already longer than that. Normally, it takes me longer than that. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>I am surprised that he could get that done with

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<v Speaker 1>the amount of pressure that must have been on you

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<v Speaker 1>in that bathroom. Yeah. Oh, that sample was coming. Whether

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<v Speaker 1>we liked it or not, Well, guess what, whether you

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<v Speaker 1>like it or not, Eric, Shana is on the other

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<v Speaker 1>line listening, and I'm sure wants to talk to you

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<v Speaker 1>now or bathroom. Yeah, did you just say Shane's listening

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<v Speaker 1>to this? Yes, I did, unless you hung up. Shane,

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<v Speaker 1>are you still there, Oh my gosh, yes, I am here.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope he scrubbed your bathroom. Oh my god, Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, Shana, I'm so weird. I'm so sorry. You

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<v Speaker 1>weren't supposed to know any of that. I was planning

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<v Speaker 1>on telling you in my own way, at my own time.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, this is embarrassing. Um, listen, I had a

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<v Speaker 1>really good time with you. I had such a good

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<v Speaker 1>time on our date and in the bathroom, I forget

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<v Speaker 1>in my bathroom. I'm sorry about that. I really had

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<v Speaker 1>no other option. If I could have done anything else,

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<v Speaker 1>I would have, I promise you. And I just didn't

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<v Speaker 1>feel like that was the best time to explain the

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing. So I thought if I just got out

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<v Speaker 1>and made sure everything was working right. Then I could

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<v Speaker 1>call you and we could have a second date, and

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<v Speaker 1>I could explain, so you want a second date after

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<v Speaker 1>you stopped in my bathroom, if we could view the

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<v Speaker 1>off as more of a medical thing and a weird thing.

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<v Speaker 1>There wasn't a pleasure one, you know, like there's all

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<v Speaker 1>kinds of different ones. There's stress ones, there's anxiety ones.

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<v Speaker 1>It's pleasure ones, there's medical ones. Now they're all different.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it has the same outcome, tubill, no matter. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you it is purely medical and nothing else.

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<v Speaker 1>There was nothing weird or creepy about it, I promised you.

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<v Speaker 1>So what were you thinking about? Then? Oh? Um, you

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<v Speaker 1>mean what was I thinking about? So awkward? It's my bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>I have the right to know. What were you thinking

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<v Speaker 1>about it? Um? I was thinking about you. That's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of creepy though. Actually, yeah, it would have been better

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<v Speaker 1>to say, oh, I was picked up one of the

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<v Speaker 1>last weekly's. Yeah, laying next to the toilet. I just

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<v Speaker 1>feel like being honest right now is going to be

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<v Speaker 1>the best thing for me since I'm kind of in

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<v Speaker 1>a weird position. So I just I'm just telling you

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<v Speaker 1>the truth. I understand. I just wish you were a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit more honest. I mean, it's been four days.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know, I know. I just couldn't figure

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<v Speaker 1>out how to do it over the phone. This isn't

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<v Speaker 1>something you just text someone, you know, so I just

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<v Speaker 1>want to be sure. Can't wait, though, Shanda, are you

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<v Speaker 1>cool with him having a vasecto me? Him not wanting

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<v Speaker 1>kids anymore? I mean, I guess he should have talked

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<v Speaker 1>to me, But I know it's only one date, so

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<v Speaker 1>I understand, and it's that's your personal business, to be honest.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been planning this for a while and it just

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<v Speaker 1>so happened that it coincided with this, this great date

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<v Speaker 1>that we had. Let's go to hear that you planned it.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't just do it on a whims. I've dropping

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<v Speaker 1>by a place, so I thought, why not? Okay, got

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<v Speaker 1>any specials today? Two for one. You guys really aren't

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<v Speaker 1>helping the situation. I don't think you helped. Well, you

0:15:09.080 --> 0:15:12.480
<v Speaker 1>did help yourself out, but you don't mean why go silent? Though, Eric,

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<v Speaker 1>why not at least talk to her? I mean, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to have that conversation right away, but why

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<v Speaker 1>didn't you just like hit her up and say and

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<v Speaker 1>plan a date. You're right, You're right, that is definitely

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<v Speaker 1>what I should have done. I wasn't thinking super clearly,

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<v Speaker 1>but I wanted to make sure that everything was right

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<v Speaker 1>before we move forward. And you know, Shana, I had

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<v Speaker 1>such a good time with you. I would love to

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<v Speaker 1>see you again if if you'd be into that, Shana,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to go on a second date with Eric?

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<v Speaker 1>Will pay for it. I'm kind of intrigued, so kind

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<v Speaker 1>of leaning towards a yes. He's going to have to

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<v Speaker 1>give a couple more samples before this thing. She's leaning

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<v Speaker 1>towards it. Eric, Is there anything you can say to

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<v Speaker 1>get an absolute yes from her? Well, I think you'd

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<v Speaker 1>be happy to know that everything works. I'm snipped in

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom. Uh No, you still have to check, like

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<v Speaker 1>sixty or ninety days later, after so many times. I

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<v Speaker 1>promise when it's time to check again, I won't check

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<v Speaker 1>in your bathroom, check in my place. You know. That's

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<v Speaker 1>really very weirdly and strangely very sweet as far as

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<v Speaker 1>these go. Yeah, that is probably one of the sweetest

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<v Speaker 1>things you've ever heard. I don't want to touch myself

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<v Speaker 1>in your bathroom. Again cool. Congratulations Shana you got a

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<v Speaker 1>second date. And Eric, I'm glad everything's working out for

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<v Speaker 1>you down there. Ye yeah, thank you. I guess I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just excited you might get to see that bathroom again.

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<v Speaker 1>Broken jubil in the morning.