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Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.

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Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.

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Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a

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Speaker 1: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.

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Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.

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Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.

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Speaker 3: You're a coward.

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Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat.

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Speaker 3: And now joined by bad Larry Shayan Irving and Dylan

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Speaker 3: the graphics guy.

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Speaker 1: I have friends.

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Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.

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Speaker 1: Is that a new kind of hairstyle for Sammy P.

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Speaker 3: No, it's a little short.

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Speaker 1: It looks like it's uh, it's kind of high.

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Speaker 3: Well look look at this too, buddy, Wow rocking. Let's go.

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Speaker 1: Uh repping the merch there. We appreciate that. By the way,

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Speaker 1: round of applause for Sammy P. Who do you guys

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Speaker 1: want to tell everybody what Sammy P did for you guys?

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Speaker 4: The winning ticket that he gave us, Yes, the very

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Speaker 4: sharp winning ticket.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the offensive player of the year was

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Speaker 1: going to be Saquon Barkley and it was was that

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Speaker 1: twenty two to one odds.

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Speaker 3: Sammy I did give the boys the worst number that

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Speaker 3: I had. I did have a thirty to one I'll ticket,

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Speaker 3: I'll tell I thought, if I'm going to give them

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Speaker 3: thousands of dollars, I'll give them the twenty to one ticket,

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Speaker 3: not the thirty to one ticket.

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Speaker 1: Oh so you went even earlier at thirty to one

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Speaker 1: for Saque last year.

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Speaker 3: You know what's funny, though, dan is people are texting

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Speaker 3: me last week or so are we doing Barkway again?

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Speaker 3: And the answer is no. There's a player though. Not

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Speaker 3: to take this right here, but I find myself this

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Speaker 5: Waiter, are you going to spoil it? And this a tease?

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Speaker 3: Sammy, I'm not going to give you the bet, but

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Speaker 3: I guess I was about to give you the bet.

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Speaker 3: All right, well the board, we'll come back to this.

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Speaker 1: Okay, tuned, Okay, tuned, Okay, Ray, where's bad Larry?

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Speaker 6: I'm still trying to find him, can't find him yet,

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Speaker 6: killed an action, probably playing bachi.

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Speaker 5: Don't say that he might actually have like a heart

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Speaker 1: Shay walked in and I said, hey, how you feeling?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it was weird Danny asking like how I'm doing?

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Speaker 5: Or I just had a therapist yesterday, So my mind's

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Speaker 5: Like an investigation, the interrogation begins.

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Speaker 3: Oh, well, you sounded guilty as.

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Speaker 5: Shit, right, I feel guilty immediately. Okay, Wait a minute.

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Speaker 1: Do you think that I sounded like a therapist with

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Speaker 5: No? You sounded like a cop.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, but you haven't heard that in a while.

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Speaker 5: No, no, it's been a minute. Where I live. They

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Speaker 5: No, no chance, oh never.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So bad Larry didn't bet on football last week because,

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Speaker 1: as Pa Ray says, he's a coward. Fact, Dylan won

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Speaker 1: one unit last week. Shay won three last week. Yep,

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Speaker 1: but bad Larry non football. He won one unit last week,

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Okay, this is Dylan min Is twenty nine.

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Speaker 3: I'm fine getting rid of them Dan.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sure.

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Speaker 3: You are golf golf, fucking golf.

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Speaker 1: By the way, Sammy p is host of bet Sweats

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Speaker 1: and Betting Analysts for Fox Sports. Sammyp also releasing a

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Speaker 1: weekly newsletter. How can they follow you, Sammy?

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Speaker 3: They can follow me very simply on Twitter at sp shoot,

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Speaker 3: but I would prefer if they did not follow me

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Speaker 1: Fair enough, fair enough. We're going to proceed without Bad

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Speaker 5: Oh, that's right.

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Speaker 1: He's in London entertaining your family.

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Speaker 4: Buddy Wiser there for the last five days.

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Speaker 1: Yes, he's there. There was a family wedding, and my

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Speaker 4: You can try calling one of them and maybe get

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Speaker 1: Thank you, and pass the phone to Bad Larry.

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Speaker 5: Let's see.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if there's any place you want to

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Speaker 5: Show Danny what a mess three daughters the night before

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Speaker 5: To pick up the kids? Yeah, no, h has Danny.

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Speaker 5: That's not the arrangement we have.

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Speaker 4: I think we're going past the fact that Shay gets

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Speaker 1: By the way, I don't know if the odds are

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Speaker 1: don't know if there's anything from Made of Honor over

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Speaker 5: I didn't, but whatever it is, I'm taking under two

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Speaker 6: The odds I'm seeing right now is odds on before

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Speaker 3: Is minus nine fifty minus nine fifty.

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Speaker 5: The favorite is that she's already pregnant.

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Speaker 3: The favorite is that they'll announce a pregnancy before he retires.

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Speaker 5: No chance, I agree with you, I agree no way.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, she had a new album. My kids hate it.

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Speaker 3: Is that an abomination?

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Speaker 5: I mean she's only thirty.

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Speaker 1: Four, right, yeah, but she's busy.

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Speaker 1: Milly Millie Bobby Brown from Stranger Things just adopted a baby,

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Speaker 5: Fucking weirdo. Man, Hollywood will mess you up.

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Speaker 1: Man, Well, I don't know if they're in Hollywood though.

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Speaker 5: Well, I mean that that whole realm being famous, and

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Speaker 5: it didn't screw me up. Well fair, I forgot all that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, hello, you.

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Speaker 4: Missed the child actor.

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Speaker 3: I did period that.

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Speaker 1: Bill Belichick's girlfriend. Dude, I know what a mess I know.

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Speaker 1: I think, well, it could be even mess here. What

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Speaker 5: Here.

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Speaker 3: How many wins?

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Speaker 5: Man?

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Speaker 3: How many wins for them this year? What do you think?

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Speaker 1: What is the over under?

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Speaker 3: Seven and a half?

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Speaker 1: I'll go over.

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Speaker 1: What are you taking over under?

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Speaker 3: I agree with you. I think they will get better

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Speaker 5: All right, Georgia tech baby.

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Speaker 1: By the way, people on the show on the radio

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Speaker 1: show still want to know if we're going to watch

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Speaker 1: the Cowboys and Eagles together here in the man Cave?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Danny, are we?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 1: Can you do it and not curse?

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Speaker 5: Not curse? Is it gonna be live streamed or something?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean yeah, I could Yeah, if I know

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Speaker 5: that going in, I could. Yeah, I'm so you.

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Speaker 4: Could throw a disclaimer in the front of it, Dan.

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Speaker 5: I could do it. But you're gonna hear some weird

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Speaker 1: Well I know that, yeah, but but this is where

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Speaker 1: get ready for yes, absolutely, yes.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, let's do it all right?

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Speaker 1: All right, so next Thursday, then we're gonna sit over

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Speaker 5: Are we smoking here? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Real breakfast of sadness.

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Speaker 5: No, it's every morning for Shay exactly.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know why I thought of you, Shay that.

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Speaker 5: No? Hell no, No. I tried once when I was fourteen,

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Speaker 1: Well? I know that my oldest brother, who played football

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Speaker 5: From South Dakota. It had to be bad, though, I

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Speaker 1: Because I'm not a pothead foker, so I don't I

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Speaker 3: I did not bet MVP, but if the room wants

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Speaker 1: Okay, our squad ride, okay, is uh so bad? Larry's

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Daddy's mortgage bet came home hammered, which everybody thank me,

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Speaker 1: That one was sad. It was great, I know, but

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Speaker 1: bet and your you're right. Yeah, I mean that's when

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Speaker 1: it's sick. When I hear the word degenerate, then I

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Speaker 5: Yeah, FCS football bet and is pretty get down in dirty.

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Speaker 4: Especially zero of like the actual college football season.

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Speaker 5: That's when the edge exists. Baby. Yeah, you know it's bad.

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Speaker 3: You know it's bad when you can't find it.

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Speaker 5: On TV, right exactly?

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Speaker 1: Uh, Dylan, you got anything for me? Uh?

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Speaker 3: Two and one in football?

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Speaker 4: Dan Fresno State money line versus Kansas ended up being

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Speaker 1: I told you, I told you about Hawaii.

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Speaker 5: Yeah you did.

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Speaker 1: I said, that's the best game Hawaii at home and.

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Speaker 4: Island State was in Kansas State was a slop fest

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Speaker 1: Can help if Stanford doesn't know how to call plays

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Speaker 1: and they get four yards per pass attempt or completion here,

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Speaker 1: all right? That leads us to this week. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: have to I guess read bad Larry's is that it's

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Speaker 1: got so h ray you keep me honest here, he's

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Speaker 1: I just want to say, and since bad Larry's not here,

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Speaker 3: I love Miami. It makes me uncomfortable.

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Speaker 5: Dan.

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Speaker 3: I bet three in the summer against Notre Dame. I

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Speaker 3: year in South Beach. I have Miami plus three really

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Speaker 1: Okay, anybody any other games this weekend?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think Ohio State Texas is gonna go over.

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Speaker 3: Sharp guys came in, they bet under fifty and a half, right,

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Speaker 3: So now that total is forty seven and a half,

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Speaker 3: over twenty six twenty three. Everybody's gonna win because it'll

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Speaker 3: land forty nine. You've got four NFL receivers and two

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Speaker 3: I'm curious, shay am I dumb for buying the dip

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Speaker 3: on that total. I think over forty seven and a

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Speaker 5: I do too, but I don't know if Ryan Day's

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Speaker 3: Final score? What is it? Oh?

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Speaker 5: I think Texas puts up thirty eight, thirty eight, twenty four.

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Speaker 3: Good, let's go.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, you're actually trusting Shay.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Remember Ryan Day last year, how many NFL receivers he had.

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Speaker 5: He didn't do nothing about it until Chip Kelly, I

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Speaker 5: don't know, stole the playbook and shut him up. He didn't.

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Speaker 5: I mean, he was running the ball against Michigan the

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Speaker 5: entire freaking game, and he's got first round draft picks

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Speaker 5: on the outside. It was weird.

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Speaker 1: It feels like he has to unleash those guys, even

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Speaker 1: though you got you know, saying is making his debut,

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Speaker 5: Well. See, I think he's just a conservative. I think

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Speaker 5: And if he doesn't running, he.

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Speaker 1: Just won the national title. They're not gonna fight.

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Speaker 5: I think he's really say.

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Speaker 4: That was a very legitimate fear, though, until they're in

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Speaker 4: the national title last year.

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Speaker 1: Okay, but he won the national title.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I think he's super sensitive. That's what I think I do.

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Speaker 5: I think it's an mpathy EmPATH. I think he feels

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Speaker 5: all know Ohio needs more of them. So what the

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Speaker 1: You're so soft. You couldn't even swing a wedge. That

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Speaker 2: You could not swing a wedge and hit the ball.

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Speaker 1: It is not a miniature club. Those are can put

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Speaker 4: I agree with everything she said Ohio related, but that

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Speaker 5: You whift on it like six times. Yes.

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Speaker 1: By the way, Ryan Day dies his beard, Yeah, he does.

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Speaker 5: Exactly doesn't want the criticism of being old, so he's

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Speaker 4: He needs like an in between color too, because you

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Speaker 5: Who's he doing that for? Dude's merry? Like, what needs

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Speaker 5: some paint samples. I don't much like Saban dyeing his hair. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: But then you get like Howard Stern has darker hair

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Speaker 5: That's like me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know why guys do that. And if

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Speaker 1: then all of a sudden one day, somebody's gonna look

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I always plan on following the Robert Redford model. Dan,

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Speaker 3: to be honest with you, so I'm ready to go.

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Speaker 1: Robert Redford doesn't look good with his hair. He's kind gray,

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Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, Oh I'm sorry I saw him slow.

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Speaker 5: I'm slow. Shade dumbs me down? Yeah, I dumb? How

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Speaker 5: the w old A show? I done it down?

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Speaker 1: And women love gray hair, well yeah they do.

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Speaker 5: That's because of the daddy complex.

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Speaker 3: For sure.

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Speaker 5: Absolutely, yes, marm Did they call it a silver fox?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, just for men touch a gray nice selling one,

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Speaker 1: And and guys look older when they dye their hair.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I could see that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like George Clooney did a Broadway show and then

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Speaker 1: I mean it looked he looked older.

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Speaker 3: I didn't figure out what to do with my hair.

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Speaker 5: I'd cut it off, shave it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't have a more creative solution, Yeah, I don't.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to Turkey, are you?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? I get the implant, the content. Are you going

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Speaker 5: to get cosmetics something?

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Speaker 3: I might get a risky bbld in hacking it up?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, because Turkey became this destination to go

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Speaker 4: Well, seeing the videos of guys flying back from Turkey

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Speaker 1: All right, Shaye, what do you have for me this week?

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Speaker 5: I got some college football, Danny.

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Speaker 1: I got the uh, there's no other football, it's college all.

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Speaker 5: Right, Well, you know there's high school football, O could.

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Speaker 5: I got the Dreadlock Rostas versus the Frozen Tundra plus

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Speaker 5: seventeen and a half. That's Buffalo. I got the Sopranos

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00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:32,480
Speaker 5: laying fifteen versus the Gates of hell, I have Texas

447
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:36,240
Speaker 5: money Line plus one ten. That's a two banger, and

448
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:41,560
Speaker 5: I got Heroin versus Lane Kiffin's Leftovers under sixty one

449
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:42,280
Speaker 5: and a half.

450
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,480
Speaker 1: Wait, Marylyn Heroin.

451
00:20:45,359 --> 00:20:50,600
Speaker 5: Yeah rhymes and the wire come on heron. I got

452
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:53,200
Speaker 5: nobody wants to live there plus six versus broke Back,

453
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:54,600
Speaker 5: and I got.

454
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:58,840
Speaker 1: An Akron Yeah nobody won't yet. Why why do you

455
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:01,760
Speaker 1: do this too, Ohio? And don't say Ohio?

456
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:07,639
Speaker 5: Yeah, what did Ohio do to you? Existed? Pretended that

457
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:10,080
Speaker 5: it wasn't you know? I do have a problem with Ohio.

458
00:21:10,119 --> 00:21:14,320
Speaker 5: And the reason is, again, it's just Alabama with shittier weather,

459
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:17,280
Speaker 5: and they act like, you know, they're so important, and

460
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,680
Speaker 5: here comes an election. Let's hear from the governor, let's

461
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:21,639
Speaker 5: hear from the center. Let's hear for the fucking dogs

462
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:22,760
Speaker 5: and cats that are getting eaten.

463
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:26,840
Speaker 4: All right, enough, Wood's the one who brought up about

464
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:28,520
Speaker 4: dogs and cats getting eaten.

465
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:31,960
Speaker 5: Not me. You're people, my people, Yes, Dandy, I don't

466
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:34,000
Speaker 5: even know what that means. I'm a patriot, you are,

467
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,520
Speaker 5: that's it. Heritage American?

468
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,920
Speaker 3: But then would you move back to Ohio?

469
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:47,239
Speaker 1: No, Well, I've already dominated.

470
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:50,440
Speaker 4: There, You've already cleaned up there.

471
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:54,160
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, and they haven't put up a sign

472
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,840
Speaker 1: that says home of Dan Patrick.

473
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,720
Speaker 3: You could probably get one of those if they put

474
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Speaker 3: one up.

475
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:02,159
Speaker 5: Maybe I'll go back. You get buried in Ohio with

476
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:02,639
Speaker 5: the snow.

477
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,359
Speaker 1: No, I mean like when you die, oh Am I

478
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,359
Speaker 1: getting buried there. I thought you meant the sign is

479
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:11,840
Speaker 1: but I get buried there? Maybe really next to my

480
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:12,399
Speaker 1: my parents.

481
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:13,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I'm asking.

482
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:15,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I wanted to go where as many

483
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,119
Speaker 1: people want to come by.

484
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,080
Speaker 5: And see it, they're not Ohio.

485
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:22,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I don't know. Maybe like Washington, d C.

486
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:24,080
Speaker 4: There you go, Well, you could do it on the

487
00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:27,320
Speaker 4: side of the interest and have the sign say Dan

488
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:28,600
Speaker 4: Patrick is buried here.

489
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,679
Speaker 3: Also this was the home of Dan Patrick.

490
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't want it to be a place

491
00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:35,159
Speaker 1: where you conveniently pee, you know.

492
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:35,840
Speaker 5: Fair.

493
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,320
Speaker 4: No, there's no shoulder on that part of the highway,

494
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,400
Speaker 4: so yeah, get out.

495
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:42,280
Speaker 1: No, like if they buried I could be buried in Ohio.

496
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,800
Speaker 1: But I just I want to be fair to a

497
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:47,960
Speaker 1: nation and let them come grieve when they need to.

498
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:49,880
Speaker 5: And then you can't do Ohio.

499
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:52,440
Speaker 4: Slight observation And you basically just said you would only

500
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,120
Speaker 4: go back to Ohio when you're dead.

501
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:54,640
Speaker 5: When I die.

502
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:58,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, Marvin, so Arlington is what you're saying. I'm saying, arling, Okay,

503
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,919
Speaker 1: what else do you have to I'm a patriot.

504
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 5: I got Magic City lane four and a half against

505
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:10,919
Speaker 5: Deon Sanders. I'm not doing this alternate spread. Take that

506
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,000
Speaker 5: off the board rate. I was going to do Georgia

507
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,720
Speaker 5: Tech lane seven, but it's only plus one ten.

508
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,600
Speaker 1: And don't you have Ted Cruz to represent your ste's

509
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:21,399
Speaker 1: you mean Raphael, Well that's your guys. Call him by

510
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,920
Speaker 1: his damn given name, Rafael. He's not even born in

511
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,520
Speaker 1: the United States. He's a Canadian Cuban. I got time

512
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:27,080
Speaker 1: for that son.

513
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:27,359
Speaker 5: Of a bitch.

514
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:32,160
Speaker 4: If you actually black hate him the Zodiac Killer police

515
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:36,119
Speaker 4: sketches and you shay, you do kind of get Ted Cruz.

516
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:39,600
Speaker 5: I hate that guy. Wow, I'm not a fan.

517
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 1: Okay, but he still represents your state. Okay, So all right,

518
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:49,440
Speaker 1: that's not my fault. Ohio is not my fault either.

519
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:53,240
Speaker 1: For whatever you defend Ohio I do because Cruse, they're

520
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:54,000
Speaker 1: great people.

521
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:55,440
Speaker 5: That's not true at all.

522
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:58,760
Speaker 1: It's a heartland of America. That's where you find patriots.

523
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:01,720
Speaker 1: There we go not ones. Hey, look at my cowboy

524
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,880
Speaker 1: boots of my hat and look a look at look

525
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:07,000
Speaker 1: at my well. I got an oil and I'm I'm from.

526
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:12,760
Speaker 5: Houston, Canadian. Go ahead, all right, North Cakilaka State laying

527
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:15,520
Speaker 5: eleven and a half against the pirates revenge angle two units.

528
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:19,080
Speaker 5: And then I got unlv Sam Houston over sixty and

529
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 5: a half. And tonight Boise State versus South Florida under

530
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:24,639
Speaker 5: sixty two and a half.

531
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think NC State was minus fourteen and a half.

532
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:33,400
Speaker 5: Ray was that Rutgers was like ten and a half.

533
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:35,159
Speaker 5: I don't even like that. Rutgers bet no more, but

534
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:36,480
Speaker 5: I mean same he Are you on that?

535
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:39,919
Speaker 3: No? I made like three bets to your twenty?

536
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:40,399
Speaker 5: All right?

537
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:44,320
Speaker 1: Fine, See that's why he wins because he doesn't spread

538
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:47,080
Speaker 1: himself out. I just like he knows what he knows.

539
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:50,120
Speaker 1: And then that's it. That's that's how you bent.

540
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:54,240
Speaker 5: That's also not how you like get your mortgage paid for.

541
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:59,199
Speaker 4: If I'm only they got a second one, you get

542
00:24:59,240 --> 00:24:59,680
Speaker 4: a hea lock.

543
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 1: Ray, I thought NC State was given fourteen and a

544
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:05,520
Speaker 1: half to Eastern Carolina.

545
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,080
Speaker 6: I'm looking right now.

546
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:10,160
Speaker 1: I bet eleven and a half yesterday, Okay, Yeah, because

547
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 1: I was gonna, I would say take the fourteen and

548
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:13,680
Speaker 1: a half with East Carolina.

549
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:18,920
Speaker 5: Revenge. I like the Pirates what they beat him in

550
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 5: a ballgame, meaningless bawl game last year. I think revenge angle.

551
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,480
Speaker 5: This is the first time m C State's going to

552
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 5: give a shit about ECU. Okay, they're going to pour

553
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:26,040
Speaker 5: it on.

554
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:31,720
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Uh is there anything? Do we want

555
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:31,959
Speaker 1: to do?

556
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:32,440
Speaker 2: Football?

557
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:35,760
Speaker 1: Futures here? I mean bad Larry's not here.

558
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, we can do whatever we want now.

559
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 3: We can do college this week, NFL next week.

560
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,600
Speaker 1: M all right, do you have any few? Well, I

561
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,880
Speaker 1: don't know if Sammy p is ready to have futures here.

562
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:50,200
Speaker 3: Oh I got anything you need. Yeah, that's the one

563
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:50,960
Speaker 3: thing I'm ready for.

564
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, go ahead. No, No, it's you. You, you're

565
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 1: the guest.

566
00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:59,199
Speaker 3: I've got Toledo every which way. I've got him to

567
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,800
Speaker 3: go over the way total eight and a half. I

568
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 3: have them to win the MAC at plus two thirty.

569
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 3: I may have even splashed a little Toledo playoff at

570
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 3: fourteen to one. I don't think it's gonna happen, but

571
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 3: if it does, you know, you bet a little to

572
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:17,200
Speaker 3: win a lot. So Unlike most schools in the MAC

573
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 3: Boys and Girls, Toledo got better in the portal. Usually

574
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 3: when a Toledo team does well, you lose guys of

575
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:26,640
Speaker 3: the portal. Well, Toledo added running backs from Ohio State

576
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 3: and Virginia Tech this year. I don't think there's gonna

577
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 3: be a lot of MAC teams that are gonna stop them.

578
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,359
Speaker 3: And they did get a lot of sharp action this

579
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:37,399
Speaker 3: week against Kentucky. Kentucky probably wins, but they could definitely

580
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:41,160
Speaker 3: beat Western next week Western Kentucky and they might run

581
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 3: it from there. Eleven and one is not impossible. I

582
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,920
Speaker 3: love that team this year, and I think Jason Kandell's

583
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:48,679
Speaker 3: defense is going to be elite again.

584
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 1: And by the way, Kentucky's quarterback is twenty five nicey.

585
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,600
Speaker 5: Toledo also have like an NFL cornerback again.

586
00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 3: They've got two guys they think can go to the NFL.

587
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,199
Speaker 3: Remember one of the corners on the Eagles last year,

588
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 3: Quinnon Mitchell, sort of started that caliber at Toledo. They're very,

589
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 3: very good, and their quarterback, Tucker Gleason's been there a

590
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 3: long time. They got better in the portal most MAC

591
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:13,639
Speaker 3: teams do not.

592
00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 1: Once again, that's Sammy p host of Betts, Sweats and

593
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:23,359
Speaker 1: betting analysts for Fox Sports, and also releasing a weekly newsletter. Dylan,

594
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 1: do have futures?

595
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 3: I have no futures?

596
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 1: Then, okay, no college futures. Shaye, do you have college future?

597
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Danny, South Bama puts some South in your

598
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,879
Speaker 5: mouth to win the sum Belt plus eight fifty, and

599
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:39,679
Speaker 5: I got USC to win the Big ten plus seventeen hundred.

600
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:44,520
Speaker 5: Utah win the Big twelve plus six fifty. And then

601
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:47,880
Speaker 5: Georgia Tech, which I love over seven and a half,

602
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 5: wins two units.

603
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 1: Okay, Sammy, you of course gave the gift, the great

604
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,440
Speaker 1: gift last year that sikwon Barkley would be the offensive.

605
00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:01,399
Speaker 1: Another round of applause. And so these guys split up

606
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:04,000
Speaker 1: what two grand or twenty two hundred twenty two? Yeah,

607
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,159
Speaker 1: twenty two hundred. They had to go to Vegas to

608
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,960
Speaker 1: cash that in, and they actually came back with money. Yeah,

609
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 1: do you have a gift this year for these I'd.

610
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,200
Speaker 3: Like to start with a little thing that I found

611
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:17,880
Speaker 3: in my pocket yesterday. So this is not the big reveal,

612
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 3: but I apparently made a bunch of these bets in Vegas.

613
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 3: This is Jonathan Grenard to win the Defensive Player of

614
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:28,879
Speaker 3: the Year. It's one hundred to one Dan. Wow. So

615
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 3: I found this. I no shit. I was reaching to

616
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 3: pull something out of my pocket and I was like, oh,

617
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 3: so that means I have multiple of these. That's a

618
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 3: long shot though. I don't know that it's gonna win.

619
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 3: But Minnesota's defense added Jonathan Allen and Hargrave on top

620
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 3: of Van Ginkole and Grenard. I think they are a

621
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 3: top three defense this year. Flores is gonna blitz a ton.

622
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 3: Grenard had twelve and a half sacks last year, and

623
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 3: now you added more bodies in front of him, so

624
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 3: they're going to be impossible to double team. If you're

625
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 3: looking for a little to win a lot. Again, one

626
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 3: hundred to one on Grenard. But I find myself betting

627
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 3: San Francisco this year the way that I was betting

628
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 3: Philly last year. Nobody was betting Philly because their defense

629
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 3: fell apart. There were a lot of questions, remember this

630
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 3: time last year, people were doubting Philadelphia. Well that sentiment

631
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 3: is now this year San Francisco people are saying, oh,

632
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 3: don't they don't have any receivers and they lost a

633
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,720
Speaker 3: lot on defense. Bringing in Robert Sala is a huge

634
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:33,000
Speaker 3: deal to me. I think that's maybe the best hire

635
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 3: of the offseason, to have him shore the defense up.

636
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 3: You know, Shanahan's going to be fine on offense. They

637
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:41,560
Speaker 3: paid the quarterback. But I find myself betting San Francisco

638
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 3: and Christian McCaffrey.

639
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 1: Your offensive player of the year.

640
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 3: Yep, twenty five to one is what I bet. There's

641
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,720
Speaker 3: some twenty two to twenty in the market. Anything twenty

642
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:55,200
Speaker 3: or higher on McCaffrey. They are going to use him

643
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 3: time and time and time again. And when he's healthy,

644
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 3: he cannot be stopped. You can only hope to contain him. Well,

645
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 3: you know that, but he's never healthy. Oh that's not true.

646
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 3: He won the award two years ago.

647
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:09,760
Speaker 1: And then he got hurt and now he's not hurt.

648
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 1: But didn't they bring in a running back as insurance?

649
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 2: Yeah?

650
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 3: But they I mean they bring in Robinson from Washington. Look,

651
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 3: I'm buying the dip. Okay, bought the dip on Barkley

652
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 3: last year. Or I'm buying the dip on McCaffrey.

653
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 5: Okay. They got an easy schedule too, I mean it eight.

654
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 3: And they're going to be up in a lot of

655
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,440
Speaker 3: those games. So in the third and fourth quarter, who's

656
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 3: going to be touching the fucking ball? Christian McCaffrey.

657
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 1: I don't know if we need to drop an F bomb. Yeah,

658
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 1: I don't. I mean, did I not drop one today?

659
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 2: You did?

660
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 1: But Sammy p is a professional like you.

661
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 5: Bad influence over here?

662
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 3: Really he steeps down to our level.

663
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:46,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, all right.

664
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 1: What do you guys think of that offensive Player of

665
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Speaker 1: the Year Christian McCaffrey. Man, he's always healthy.

666
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Speaker 3: I'm down, Sammy.

667
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 4: They got Grenada eighty to one on DraftKings. We got

668
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Speaker 4: it at a hundred I sharp, okay, big brain moves.

669
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Speaker 5: I like that.

670
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 1: It could end up like sixteen sacks, I know.

671
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 5: And what if Michah Parsons doesn't play, No, he's gonna play.

672
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 5: Oh what if you hit sits out or has a.

673
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,560
Speaker 1: Back spasm or whatever you think is gonna happen with

674
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:16,200
Speaker 1: your cowboys?

675
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 5: I don't. I mean, it's so bad right now, Danny.

676
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 5: I really thought we had a chance to do something,

677
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 5: and uh, I think Thursday they're gonna get exposed. Defensive

678
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 5: line in the secondary is still trash. And if Micah

679
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 5: doesn't play, it's just wide open. It's bad.

680
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Speaker 1: You actually thought they were going to do something I did. Yeah, okay,

681
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 1: I did. Yeah, I know, I know, I know. I'm

682
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 1: fucking sick.

683
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 4: He can record his podcast on Sundays at least.

684
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 5: No, Yeah, just I'm depressed about it. It's just really depressing.

685
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 5: It's again and again and again. And my kids keep

686
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 5: asking why are you a Cowboys fan? Why do you

687
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 5: keep rooting for the Cowboys? Because they don't understand it,

688
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 5: like a child's mind doesn't understand like obsession and devotion

689
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 5: and things like that. They just think you're stupid.

690
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:00,280
Speaker 4: I totally disagree. I feel like that's when you're like

691
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:01,760
Speaker 4: the most obsessed and devoted.

692
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Speaker 5: Well, not with eight year old girls, because I get

693
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 5: the shit all the time.

694
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:09,120
Speaker 1: Are you sorry you had them?

695
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 5: No? God, no, okay, because when I see little boys

696
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 5: at are eight years old, I'm like, these kids suck.

697
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 1: But you know that somewhere out there there is a

698
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 1: boy who is going to marry your youngest daughter.

699
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Speaker 5: Oh I don't know, yeah, okay, we're a girl, yeah,

700
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Speaker 5: or a girl, Danny.

701
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 1: Well okay, but some somewhere, somebody's walking around and they

702
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 1: have no idea what's gonna happen.

703
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:35,400
Speaker 4: You're gonna have to hang out this fucking and you're

704
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 4: you know.

705
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Speaker 1: You're terrorist your youngest right, yeah, Fee, Yeah yeah, Fife,

706
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Speaker 1: And we always wonder about that, like my youngest daughter.

707
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 1: We kept saying, somewhere there's some little boy walking around going,

708
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:51,200
Speaker 1: let me bang my head into the wall here, and

709
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 1: he's gonna marry my daughter.

710
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Speaker 5: You better be big as hell.

711
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Speaker 1: Okay, podcast, Yeah, I doing one tonight.

712
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 4: Then I haven't done picks yet.

713
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Speaker 5: Bamn.

714
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Speaker 2: Well, there's could be.

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Speaker 3: A tactical move. Actually maybe it just don't bat Well.

716
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Speaker 1: I gotta be honest. Your your picks were so bad

717
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 1: over the summer, it's easy to gloss over what you provide.

718
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Speaker 4: We're about to make all of it back on the

719
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Speaker 4: rider and then I'm done all right tonight since money

720
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Speaker 4: line against.

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Speaker 5: Nebraska, that's a nasty uh.

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Speaker 4: Nebraska is on the no betting list for me.

723
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Speaker 1: Well, Cincinnati with the Kelsey brothers. Yeah, that's where they went.

724
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Speaker 5: They went Cincinnati.

725
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they're from there too.

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Speaker 5: From northern Ohio.

727
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:40,240
Speaker 3: Same thing.

728
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Speaker 1: No, it's not definitely not a it's actually continue that's.

729
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 4: Plus two a five and then I'm rocking with Shay. Sorry,

730
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Speaker 4: I'm taking Texas plus the one and a half against

731
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Speaker 4: Ohio State, Tennessee and Syracuse over fifty and a half.

732
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Speaker 4: Big fan of Syracuse's QB, former irishman. And then I'm

733
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Speaker 4: breaking a rule. I'm taking Florida State plus fourteen against Alabama.

734
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Speaker 5: Samie, Are you high on Bama this year?

735
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Speaker 3: I have him as my fourth highest rated team in

736
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:15,280
Speaker 3: the country. But my biggest question is can the coach

737
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 3: win at that level? I don't know that answer yet.

738
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Speaker 1: I don't give me your top five teams same.

739
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Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, So Texas is won at a one to

740
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Speaker 3: twenty five, so that means they're twenty five points better

741
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 3: than the average team. I've got Penn State two at

742
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,720
Speaker 3: one twenty four and a half, so just an eyelash

743
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:37,400
Speaker 3: below Texas. Then I've got Ohio State, Alabama, Clemson to

744
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:38,359
Speaker 3: run out the top five.

745
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:41,719
Speaker 1: But don't you have the same question with James Franklin.

746
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,760
Speaker 1: Can he win a game at that level?

747
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Speaker 3: Well in terms of like winning the playoff, yes, of course,

748
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:50,440
Speaker 3: but they should win eleven games this year and the

749
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:53,560
Speaker 3: ten I don't know. To your point, Dan, I don't

750
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 3: know that I would bet them to win three straight

751
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:58,880
Speaker 3: games against three really good teams so I did not

752
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:02,400
Speaker 3: bet Penn State, but they power rate insanely high. I

753
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,920
Speaker 3: mean talking about one or two in the country and

754
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,360
Speaker 3: most bookmakers' ratings.

755
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Speaker 1: Dylan, do you have anything else?

756
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 5: I do?

757
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 4: Dan? Speaking of Clemson, I've got Clemson minus three enough

758
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 4: against lsu Fade Brian Kelly, that's a no brainer, Ucla

759
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 4: plus five and a half against Utah, And then I

760
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 4: have Miami straight up against Notre Dame plus one twenty.

761
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 4: Notre Dame is a pretty terrible track record going down

762
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:31,880
Speaker 4: to South Beach. And I know Larry too. Yeah, well

763
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 4: everyone does. And since Laire's not here, he has to

764
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 4: accept my side bet day.

765
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,399
Speaker 1: I just heard that. I was like, wait a minute, Yeah,

766
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 1: is that you? You your track record in Miami's bad.

767
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 5: So bad South Beach.

768
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 3: Where do you have a good track record?

769
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 5: Uh? Ohio rehab?

770
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 1: No, because you were in and out of rehab.

771
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:54,399
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was the last time I went. It was good.

772
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:56,239
Speaker 3: I have a bad rehabit Beach.

773
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,360
Speaker 5: I went to a wedding with the roommate and it

774
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:01,919
Speaker 5: was bad. I just appeared for a day.

775
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 4: You could say, I had a wedding in blank with

776
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 4: the roommate and I disappeared.

777
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:09,320
Speaker 5: Now if I was an Akron or something, I wouldn't disappear.

778
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 5: I'd stay in the hotel room.

779
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 4: I would genuinely be more afraid of you and Akron

780
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 4: disappearing than South Spach, I.

781
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 5: Think, because some psycho would kill me in Ohio.

782
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:22,360
Speaker 1: It's not Wait, how long ago was it that you

783
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:23,240
Speaker 1: went off the wagon?

784
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:26,239
Speaker 5: This was a while ago? No, no, no, this is like

785
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 5: six seven years ago.

786
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 1: Oh but I knew you?

787
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:34,160
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, but I got wasted? Yeah? How does that

788
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 5: happen in a wedding where I mean, it's easy. You

789
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 5: start drinking and then like the party favors come out,

790
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 5: and then you take a couple of four bars to

791
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:44,839
Speaker 5: go to bed. But it's five in the morning, and

792
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 5: so the roommate starts looking for you.

793
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 1: Well wait, how does she lose you?

794
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 5: I left the hotel room, we went to bed, and

795
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:54,799
Speaker 5: then I just got up, walk the fuck.

796
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 3: Out, got a little cluster phobia. Yeah, hit the street.

797
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:06,879
Speaker 4: Even in the stick talk begins, Yes, anything else doing.

798
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 4: I'm making a side bet with bad Larry, and he

799
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 4: has to take it since he's not here. He likes

800
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:17,400
Speaker 4: Notre Dame, I like Miami. The loser has to get

801
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 4: a spray tan the darkest.

802
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,400
Speaker 5: Selling that he never agree.

803
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:26,080
Speaker 3: To that he already probably a skin cancer. What's with

804
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 3: those teeth too, he'd look.

805
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 1: Hilarious, all white teeth.

806
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:31,080
Speaker 3: Man, they'd shine, they would be.

807
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 1: Poppy, He'd be Rex Ryan. He'd be wrecked Ryan. Okay,

808
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 1: is that it have We've done everything we need to do.

809
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm holding him to that bet and he

810
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 4: has by proxy accepted.

811
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Speaker 3: I'd like to admit something, Dan if I can.

812
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 5: Yes.

813
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 3: Second, for the first time in my life, I have

814
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 3: bet my hard earned money on the Buffalo Bills to

815
00:37:51,040 --> 00:38:01,719
Speaker 3: win the Super Bowl. Chris Berman. I don't know. I

816
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:05,239
Speaker 3: don't know why. I just I have a feeling. I

817
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 3: go Bills over Niners and on the Niner in My

818
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:14,360
Speaker 3: roommate and I were watching Happy Gilmore Too, and she says,

819
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:20,280
Speaker 3: that guy looks familiar. Is that is that Dan Patrick?

820
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:26,960
Speaker 3: I said, nah, babe, that's Pat Daniel Bunny.

821
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 5: Yeah.

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00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 1: Will Ferrell says you got to keep the mustache, and

823
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 1: I said, I can't grow it. You can't, I don't

824
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 1: think so have you tried.

825
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:37,239
Speaker 5: Wait, you can't grow a mustache?

826
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:44,239
Speaker 4: No, No, you can just commit to the fake stash.

827
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 1: Those things are really expensive.

828
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 4: They're like they're like Broadway level mustache glued onto your face.

829
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 1: Yeah it is, yes, but no, I don't look good

830
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:55,240
Speaker 1: in the mustache.

831
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 5: You do? You look awesome?

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00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:56,319
Speaker 2: No?

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00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:56,759
Speaker 5: Yeah?

834
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 1: Look why look old?

835
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 5: You look cool? Ship? Uh you can't get chicks with

836
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:05,440
Speaker 5: a mustache. You can't. Yeah, you can call the ride.

837
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:06,719
Speaker 5: Thank you.

838
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 3: Jay also knows you can get dudes with the mustache.

839
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:12,360
Speaker 1: YU love it.

840
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 5: Let me tell you, it's like.

841
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:16,760
Speaker 3: Mercury.

842
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:22,080
Speaker 1: Once again. Sammy p, host of bet sweats and betting

843
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 1: analysts for Fox Sports, also releasing his weekly newsletter. Once again,

844
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 1: another round of applause for Sammy pe the Ultimate team

845
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:35,240
Speaker 1: Player gave a winning ticket to you guys, and maybe

846
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 1: he can do so this year with who is it?

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00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 1: Or No, You're not giving a ticket this year to

848
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 1: these guys, are you?

849
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 5: I have a.

850
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:45,360
Speaker 3: Ticket set aside on a caffre. Who am I kidding?

851
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:47,320
Speaker 5: Let's go.

852
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 3: I feel like we should.

853
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 4: We need to give Sammy a futures ticket. I just

854
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 4: don't know that you.

855
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 1: Have to win one.

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00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 5: I got fucking some NFL futures that are going to

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00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:57,440
Speaker 5: hit like.

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00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 3: A Yeah, there's your vote of confidence.

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Speaker 5: Okay, bang biscuit, these are gonna guarantee lock them in.

860
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 1: How about we do you want to wait till next week?

861
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 5: Fine, I'm just saying these are solid gold.

862
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 1: Okay, that's it. That's another edition. I think it might

863
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Speaker 1: be the best one we've done in a long time.

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00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:18,840
Speaker 1: Bad Larry's not here, Sammy p is here, and I thought, uh,

865
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,920
Speaker 1: Dylan did okay already right.

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Speaker 3: That's pretty good.

867
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 1: Yes, glowing yes, actually yeah, Ray did a great job

868
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 1: producing this. Marvin gets to sit here and listen. Shay's

869
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 1: here in a decent mood after therapy. Everything's good.

870
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,279
Speaker 3: And Dan, you did great.

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00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:35,760
Speaker 5: Hey, that's that was waiting.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, this is this is what I'm going to

873
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 1: be known for my Wikipedia page and they'll be like

874
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 1: all these other things that will go. And also the

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00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,360
Speaker 1: host of Dan Patrick takes a gamble.

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Speaker 4: Blah blah blah.

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00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, how about we thank you, Sammy. How about we

878
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 1: do this again and we're going to do it next week. Okay,

879
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 1: thanks for joining us. So Dan Patrick takes a gamble

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Speaker 1: and good luck