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Speaker 1: This is the Daily Show with your host Michael Custom.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the whole show.
Speaker 1: Wow, I'm Michael Tassa.
Speaker 2: We've got so much to talk about. Can I commalize?
Speaker 2: Putting on a festival?
Speaker 4: Tucker Carlson makes everyone uncomfortable, And with the election just
Speaker 4: twelve days away, everyone in America is slowly losing their minds.
Speaker 2: So let's get into it. Indecision twenty twenty four, with less.
Speaker 4: Than two weeks until today, Kamala's calling in the reinforcements. Tonight,
Speaker 4: she held a rally in Atlanta with Bruce Springsteen, Tyler Perry,
Speaker 4: and Barack Obama. And she announced that on Friday, she'll
Speaker 4: be joined in Houston by Beyonce.
Speaker 2: Baby talk about it yet.
Speaker 4: The last time Beyonce appeared on stage with the presidential
Speaker 4: candidate was Hillary in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2: So things are looking good. It's in the bay. But
Speaker 2: don't get the wrong idea.
Speaker 4: Donald Trump has been bringing in some special guests too.
Speaker 5: I have never, I have never in my life, spoken
Speaker 5: at a political rally I've covered a million of them
Speaker 5: for over thirty years, and I've never spoken in one.
Speaker 2: Never thought I would.
Speaker 6: I can't believe I'm here.
Speaker 4: Hey, I don't want to be a hater. He's excited
Speaker 4: for his first political rally. Seems like a perfectly reasonable
Speaker 4: time to laugh, like an old timey villain who tied
Speaker 4: a woman to the railroad tracks.
Speaker 2: So let's hear what his argument is for electing Trump.
Speaker 6: There has to be a point at which dad comes home.
Speaker 6: And when dad gets home, you know what he says.
Speaker 6: You've been a bad girl. You've been a bad little girl,
Speaker 6: and you're getting a vigorous spanking.
Speaker 1: Right now.
Speaker 6: You're getting a vigorous spanking because you've been a bad girl,
Speaker 6: and it has to be this way.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, so this might be wide.
Speaker 4: You've never been invited to speak at a political rally
Speaker 4: before you see America.
Speaker 2: These Trump people, they aren't weird.
Speaker 4: They just know that Trump is a big, strong daddy
Speaker 4: that's coming home to spank us.
Speaker 2: All totally normal stuff. I can't wait to hear Tucker's
Speaker 2: thoughts on the economy.
Speaker 4: Inflation is like a babysitter and she's been naughty.
Speaker 2: But that's just me. Donald Trump, what are your thoughts
Speaker 2: on Tucker's intro. I'm gonna come right right. I think
Speaker 2: of this much.
Speaker 4: I figured so Kamala and Trump are pulling out all
Speaker 4: the stops to get their message out to voters, but
Speaker 4: at this point it seems like many voters have heard enough.
Speaker 2: How would you describe the onslaught of political ads so
Speaker 2: far this year?
Speaker 6: Chaos, complete chaos, very ridiculous, absolutely no escape.
Speaker 7: I mean, you go on TikTok, Facebook, It's everywhere.
Speaker 1: We're all sick of it. I think it's overwhelming.
Speaker 5: It's wearing me out, and all of a sudden, it's
Speaker 5: nothing but like legal immigrants, she's the borders are, she's
Speaker 5: not the borders are.
Speaker 8: And we're just trying to get into false spirit, you
Speaker 8: know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Look what you've done, America.
Speaker 2: You've ruined this man's false spirit.
Speaker 4: You've made him so anxious he can't even enjoy apple
Speaker 4: picking anymore.
Speaker 2: I'm just getting nobody really enjoys apple picking except for me, honey.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to go this week out.
Speaker 4: Why would I want to sit on the couch and
Speaker 4: watch a football game when I could ruin my shoes
Speaker 4: to bring home seventy apples. I mean, we eat what
Speaker 4: one apple a week? It totally makes sense that we
Speaker 4: bring home two years worth of apples. But with the leftovers,
Speaker 4: you can make an Apple Chris. No one has ever
Speaker 4: made an Apple Chris. My point is there's a lot
Speaker 4: of political ads, especially in the swing states.
Speaker 2: I spent a weekend in Pennsylvania recently.
Speaker 4: In every single commercial break, it was Kamala Trump, Kamala Trump,
Speaker 4: on and on and on.
Speaker 2: I actually wept.
Speaker 4: Tears of joy when a Cars for Kids ad came
Speaker 4: on and then one of those kids said, Kamala Harris
Speaker 4: wants to turn me trans And I realized, just another
Speaker 4: campaign ad.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4: And it's not just that it's annoying, this barrage of politics.
Speaker 2: It's taking a toll on our mental health.
Speaker 9: A new poll from the American Psychiatric Association finds that
Speaker 9: seventy three percent of people surveyed cite the election as
Speaker 9: a source of anxiety. Thirty one percent said they're fearful
Speaker 9: when thinking about the election now. A separate survey done
Speaker 9: by Pew Research found the majority of Americans feel exhausted
Speaker 9: when thinking about politics.
Speaker 2: Most said it made them feel angry.
Speaker 10: People's fearful bowel syndrome is flaring.
Speaker 11: That happens every.
Speaker 2: Election cycle, irit old bowel syndrome.
Speaker 4: This election is so scary Americans are literally shitting themselves athout.
Speaker 2: We got some sufferers in the audience that I.
Speaker 4: Although this does work as a convenient excuse, you can
Speaker 4: leave the bathroom at your friend's place, like sorry about
Speaker 4: the smell election year. But if you ask me, there's
Speaker 4: one major sign that America has lost its mind this election,
Speaker 4: and that sign is our behavior around well signs.
Speaker 9: They've been snatched from yards, burnt to pieces. In another
Speaker 9: critical battleground state, Wisconsin, police receiving several reports of stolen
Speaker 9: and vandalized signs, one letter left behind saying voting for
Speaker 9: Kamala Harris will lead to blood on your hands. Trump's
Speaker 9: supporter Ben Ganther says he isn't taking any chances after
Speaker 9: he had one of his signs stolen and another sign
Speaker 9: cut through.
Speaker 12: They didn't get the Trump sign this time because I
Speaker 12: had wrapped it in chicken wire.
Speaker 2: Man, are we really stealing signs? Now?
Speaker 4: You know that person can still vote. It's not like
Speaker 4: if you take the sign off their lawn. They're gonna
Speaker 4: be like, huh, I forgot who to vote for?
Speaker 2: What's that sign? Say, deer crossing. I guess I'll vote
Speaker 2: for deer crossing.
Speaker 4: I don't know the only thing more deranged than stealing
Speaker 4: someone's sign is the lengths that some people are going
Speaker 4: to prevent that sign from being stolen.
Speaker 9: A resident in Leesburg, Virginia, took matters into his own hands,
Speaker 9: sparking panic after rigging his anti Harris sign with tripwire
Speaker 9: and alarms. In Tempe, Arizona, police arresting sixty year old
Speaker 9: Jeffrey Michael Kelly for hanging multiple anti Harris signs with
Speaker 9: white powder and razor blades attached.
Speaker 2: All right, you guys are really going to kill someone
Speaker 2: over a campaign sign? Pace yourself.
Speaker 4: The Civil War doesn't start for a few weeks. But
Speaker 4: Jesus Christ Fellas, maybe it's time for a hobby. No,
Speaker 4: I never I thought I thought I'd say this, But
Speaker 4: if you tried apple picking.
Speaker 2: My wife is looking for someone to go with.
Speaker 4: But Trump supporters better watch out with their anthracs and
Speaker 4: their razor blades, because Democrats can hit back just as hard.
Speaker 10: John Scarborough had a sign showing support for Vice President
Speaker 10: Harris and his garden until one night it disappeared.
Speaker 8: I got some gold crafted glitter, mixed it up with
Speaker 8: some vasoline, and I smeared it on all four edges.
Speaker 8: You know, I don't want anybody to get hurt, but
Speaker 8: at least want them to understand that actions have consequences.
Speaker 2: Yep, and there's the election in a nutshell.
Speaker 4: The Republican strategy is to kill you, and the Democratic
Speaker 4: strategy is merely kind of gay.
Speaker 2: Although hello, to be fair, if you.
Speaker 4: Tried to get glitter out of anything, I'd rather grab
Speaker 4: razor blades, to be honest.
Speaker 2: And you don't have to booby trap a sign to
Speaker 2: stop a thief. You just have to get high tech.
Speaker 9: Missouri resident Laura McCaskill putting an Apple air tag on
Speaker 9: her Harris Walls signs after she says Steves stole them
Speaker 9: three times?
Speaker 1: Did you open the tent of your vehicle and show us.
Speaker 10: That it's not there?
Speaker 9: Using the GPS to track down these young men and
Speaker 9: their mother, all this cameras rolled.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, this is funny.
Speaker 13: Why don't you just take.
Speaker 1: Them all here?
Speaker 12: You go?
Speaker 1: Liberals, Well, it's more than that, Actually it's not.
Speaker 13: It's so stupid.
Speaker 9: Just go vote.
Speaker 4: It's a felony, ma'am.
Speaker 2: It's not. It actually is.
Speaker 4: I'm tired of hold on, hold on, you're giving them
Speaker 4: attitude for the stuff your son stole. That's the law
Speaker 4: and order party for you. No, see when we can
Speaker 4: make crimes. It's funny, okay, But honestly.
Speaker 2: I'm disappointed at these high school kids.
Speaker 4: They're spending their Saturday nights going around stealing political yard signs.
Speaker 2: There are my kids.
Speaker 4: I'd be like, you go up to your room and
Speaker 4: you smoke weed like a normal teenage boy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the way I did.
Speaker 4: But I don't want to give you the idea that
Speaker 4: everyone is stealing yard signs, No, because some people are
Speaker 4: actually adding them. A Davis voter is raising concerns after
Speaker 4: a ups driver was caught on camera leaving opposing political
Speaker 4: signs on her lawn.
Speaker 10: The driver here seeing walking up on the property leaving
Speaker 10: about ten tiny Trump flags.
Speaker 7: When Shelley Bales checked the lawn of her Davis home,
Speaker 7: she found these nearly a dozen small flags supporting former
Speaker 7: President Donald Trump's twenty twenty four campaign.
Speaker 2: Ah, make America cute again? Seriously, you call that a magaflag.
Speaker 4: Good luck beating a police officer unconscious with that?
Speaker 2: What are you even helping to achieve? With a flag
Speaker 2: that's small?
Speaker 4: You think someone's gonna be walking by like wellos, I
Speaker 4: dropped my keys and I don't even know who.
Speaker 2: To vote for. Hey, I have an idea.
Speaker 4: You know the problem with all these people stealing signs,
Speaker 4: they face no repercussions.
Speaker 2: Tucker Carlson was right. These people need a vigorous spanking.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, these men, these men need their exposed bottom spanked,
Speaker 4: bright and rosy red.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we know, we look, here's the bottom line.
Speaker 4: I know we don't like these elections the last two
Speaker 4: years and cost a billion dollars, but we've got to
Speaker 4: learn to deal with it. And don't give me the oh,
Speaker 4: what if we had shorter elections that cost less money.
Speaker 2: That's just not how democracy works.
Speaker 4: Okay, unless, of course, you're talking about Canada or France,
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Speaker 4: The campaigns are targeting all sorts of micro demographics in
Speaker 4: these last two weeks, Ronnie Chang sat down the one
Speaker 4: that's been getting some unexpected attention.
Speaker 14: People have a lot of names for jd.
Speaker 11: Vance, weirdo, oddball, so to f I'd freak seven days
Speaker 11: a week.
Speaker 14: But does he deserve this reputation?
Speaker 2: Thanks everything? Yeah, it'll be a lot of ways to
Speaker 2: pretticle stuff.
Speaker 14: So these several rules whatever makes sense.
Speaker 11: Nothing about the way he did that makes anything sense.
Speaker 11: And recently Vance's wife out at him on national TV
Speaker 11: for something even weirder.
Speaker 2: He has all sorts of dorky interests.
Speaker 15: I want him to explain what the dorky habits he had.
Speaker 2: She said, he's gonna kill me for saying this.
Speaker 7: But it's Magic the Gathering, which was a card game.
Speaker 2: It's similar to like Pokemon.
Speaker 11: That's right before JD. Vance was a powerful political shape shifter.
Speaker 11: He played Magic the Gathering, a collectible card game that's
Speaker 11: been around since the nineties. So we magically gathered a
Speaker 11: bunch of cod carrying dogs to see how they thought
Speaker 11: Vance's allegiance would affect their community. So what is Magic
Speaker 11: the Gathering and how would you explain it to someone.
Speaker 14: Who doesn't give a fuck about any of this year?
Speaker 10: It's a turn based card game. You get resources called manna,
Speaker 10: you get those by plane lands or other sources, and
Speaker 10: then you generally like will play creatures and then that's
Speaker 10: what you used to attack your opponent, and you try
Speaker 10: to accumulate evans over time.
Speaker 11: Right, and at what point do you grow up and
Speaker 11: stop playing this shit? But how do these supernerds feel
Speaker 11: about one of their own trying to move out of
Speaker 11: his mom's basement and into the White House. Are you
Speaker 11: worried that Jdvan's playing Magic will make you guys seem weird? No?
Speaker 13: No, No, he's a magic player, so either step up.
Speaker 13: In my book, you need a certain level of intelligence
Speaker 13: to play Magic, yep.
Speaker 10: Because you're making a whole bunch of tactical decisions based
Speaker 10: on what's going on.
Speaker 11: Why, like being able to decide like I don't ever
Speaker 11: want to have a woman touch me. I would rather
Speaker 11: play with some dudes in a smelly room.
Speaker 13: It doesn't always well invest in here.
Speaker 11: That's also I mean that his favorite strategy was something sinister.
Speaker 14: I think I still don't understand this game.
Speaker 11: Jdvan said that when he played Magic the Gathering, his
Speaker 11: favorite deck was yog Mouff's boggain, What.
Speaker 14: Does this mean?
Speaker 10: It's a commo deck where you get to trade your
Speaker 10: life away for power.
Speaker 13: He's doing what he needs to win, and if he's
Speaker 13: been a dirty Yagma player, so is Yagma's boggin disqualifying
Speaker 13: the way like a fellow shouldn't be president.
Speaker 16: I probably wouldn't trust someone if they're willing to sacrifice
Speaker 16: so much just to get ahead.
Speaker 14: Like how JD.
Speaker 11: Vans spend years talking about Trump and then totally flit
Speaker 11: and it's now running with him.
Speaker 10: Yeah, people who played it one pretty much too much
Speaker 10: for it to be fun anymore.
Speaker 5: You could draw twenty cards if you want, which gives
Speaker 5: you a ton of advantage.
Speaker 2: You can't be touched for a whole turn.
Speaker 14: I wouldn't worry about that.
Speaker 11: I'm pretty sure that effect is in play independent of cards.
Speaker 11: But was Vance's nerd credit enough to work a little
Speaker 11: magic in the voting group?
Speaker 14: Who here is voting for Trump? Vance? Who here is
Speaker 14: voting for Harris Waltz? Oh? And undecided voters?
Speaker 11: What are you gonna do? Get in a voting move
Speaker 11: and roll a twenty sided die?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Benk babe?
Speaker 11: What's harder to explain to your family being an undecided
Speaker 11: voter or being an adult man who plays magic together.
Speaker 14: Big undecided voter.
Speaker 13: Actually, my parents are Haitian like born and raised, so
Speaker 13: they're like.
Speaker 14: What do you mean we don't eat cats?
Speaker 11: But like, did you tell parents that Jjdvans also played
Speaker 11: magic the gathering?
Speaker 13: No, but I don't think that's gonna sway them.
Speaker 11: Well, have these wizards and warlocks really undecided? I needed
Speaker 11: to explain politics in a way they could understand. Using
Speaker 11: a custom electure twenty twenty four magic deck, I gave
Speaker 11: these dorito munchos some truth to snack on.
Speaker 14: I summon Jdvans to boy and wonder.
Speaker 11: When JD Van's boy wander enters the battlefield, all Haitian
Speaker 11: creatures are returned to their owner's lands.
Speaker 13: That's pretty from So.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you thinking a little more decided now, I think
Speaker 11: so one down, three to go. However, these players were
Speaker 11: teaching me a valuable lesson that will all losers, but
Speaker 11: especially then you.
Speaker 4: Want a creature like that gets exiled, you can choose,
Speaker 4: if it's your commander, to put it back in the
Speaker 4: command zone or leave it there.
Speaker 14: How do I lose quickly choose wrong?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I tooth wrong. Pick a number one, two, three
Speaker 2: or four? Okay?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 14: Ready on one, two three? I picked three iphick two
Speaker 14: all right, so RFK Junior and Emon must die great.
Speaker 2: I will pass the tim Please swamp.
Speaker 14: I'll go find an island.
Speaker 7: Can you you're not even having a little bit of fun.
Speaker 11: I am having absolutely no funk time to do with
Speaker 11: all favor and January sixth, the shit.
Speaker 14: Game over, Nerds.
Speaker 11: Now go vote and don't tell anyone I wasn't smart
Speaker 11: enough to understand your dumb.
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Speaker 3: Welcome Doctor Dash, my guest tonight, is a Grammy nominated
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Speaker 4: He's also a healthcare reform advocate working with Power to
Speaker 4: the Patients. Please welcome Fat Joe. Yes, yes, Fat Joe
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Speaker 1: Let's go Yankees, Let's go Yankee?
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Speaker 4: I got to admit when I was introduced to you
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Speaker 2: Tell me about tell me about that journey. I think
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Speaker 10: Well.
Speaker 16: I lost a lot of weight, you know, I think
Speaker 16: on one at in two different layers. You know, I
Speaker 16: lost a lot of friends of minees at a young age,
Speaker 16: especially big punt, and I lost maybe one hundred and
Speaker 16: fifty pounds, and then I went back at it again
Speaker 16: and lost like maybe another one hundred one hundred and fifty.
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 4: The hardest thing you've done is Nah, going to the
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Speaker 2: What's the hardest thing you've done?
Speaker 16: Well, the hardest thing I've done is trying to get
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Speaker 1: That's been my hardest.
Speaker 4: It was easier to lose two hundred and fifty pounds
Speaker 4: to get a law passed and washing it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, you just want to live for me.
Speaker 16: I've done it for so long already that it's just
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Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 16: We cut cabs whenever we eat defensively Now so we
Speaker 16: stay off the rights, off the pasta off the you know,
Speaker 16: and work out, you know, and stay active and you know.
Speaker 16: But you know, getting the law passed in Washington is
Speaker 16: harder than losing two hundred and fifty pounds.
Speaker 2: That's not defense, that's offense.
Speaker 1: That's major offense.
Speaker 16: I remember the first time I went to Washington, d C.
Speaker 16: A journalist met me at the stairs like, fat Joe,
Speaker 16: what are you doing here? I was like, Yo, I'm
Speaker 16: coming to get this stuff. She was like, good luck,
Speaker 16: that's never going to happen in Washington. But we've been
Speaker 16: getting a great reception. We started with one politician I
Speaker 16: believe it was Guthha Gufree from Kentucky. Now, last time
Speaker 16: I went over there, I had about ninety one hundred
Speaker 16: Congressmen and senator is there and we're supporting the Senator
Speaker 16: bron Bernie Sanders bill for healthcare price transparency. So you know,
Speaker 16: this is the only thing you go anywhere in the
Speaker 16: world you don't get a price for it. There's over
Speaker 16: one hundred million Americans in debt due to healthcare price transparency.
Speaker 1: So it's real in every family.
Speaker 16: And so you want to create a system where they
Speaker 16: tell you the price is so we can know where
Speaker 16: we go, like if we know we're going for MRI.
Speaker 1: Believe it or not, There's people going to the same.
Speaker 16: Hospitals every day getting the same procedure by the same doctor.
Speaker 16: Somebody's paying twelve thousand, somebody's paying two thousand, somebody's playing
Speaker 16: five thouars.
Speaker 1: It ain't even discrimination. It's just highway robbery.
Speaker 4: Right, You don't see it'd be interesting if the doctor
Speaker 4: came in like little menu. I mean, am I right
Speaker 4: a hip replacement?
Speaker 16: But do you just want to create a competitive system
Speaker 16: to where like anything else you want to know and
Speaker 16: you look at your three leading hospitals in your area
Speaker 16: and get it for the right price.
Speaker 4: And that's what power to the patients? Yes, advocates for Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: So tell me exactly what power for the patients is?
Speaker 16: Powers to the patients? Is an organization just fighting for
Speaker 16: the American people?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 16: O two found this Kevin Mora and Cynthia Fisher. Cynthia
Speaker 16: had employees that worked for her for twenty years and
Speaker 16: never bothered her about anything. And finally she sees the man,
Speaker 16: the gentleman crying and he was like so embarrassed to
Speaker 16: tell her he don't know whether to send his daughter
Speaker 16: to college or pay for his wife's hospital Bill Man.
Speaker 16: And so there's actually people I come from the Bronx.
Speaker 16: There's people afraid to go to the hospital to get
Speaker 16: health coverage because they're afraid of what the price is
Speaker 16: going to be in the lawn run, because this is
Speaker 16: like you're just pulling in the hat coming out with whatever.
Speaker 16: So that's why you see people limping across the streets.
Speaker 16: You see people struggling, and then it just like a
Speaker 16: snow pillows and before you know it, you're in real trouble.
Speaker 4: So if you get the change that you're advocating for,
Speaker 4: a patient would now know the upfront costs at various
Speaker 4: hospitals of a procedure.
Speaker 1: As well as enforcing it.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's key.
Speaker 1: We don't. We hate to admit it.
Speaker 16: But Donald Trump passed similar law, right, but they never
Speaker 16: enforced I'm just telling you, of course, yes, no, yeah,
Speaker 16: I'm obviously not a Trumper, but you know, he passed
Speaker 16: a similar law which is not the strongest Senator broad
Speaker 16: or on Bernie Sanders, but they never enforced it. So
Speaker 16: the hospital's got a way. We're still moving the way
Speaker 16: they move it.
Speaker 4: You got to have the press release, you got to
Speaker 4: have the headline moment.
Speaker 2: But they didn't actually enforce that.
Speaker 4: So if a patient knows what these things cost, they
Speaker 4: can make a more educated decision, because I got to
Speaker 4: be honest. I go to the hospital and you kind
Speaker 4: of check in I have insurance. I'm one of the
Speaker 4: lucky people that and then I leave. I get some
Speaker 4: shit in the mail that has a huge number on it,
Speaker 4: but I don't even pay that. I always just feel
Speaker 4: like it's the secret language between the hospital and the
Speaker 4: insurance company.
Speaker 1: Man, let me tell you something.
Speaker 16: There's a guy who went to the hospital for EpiPen
Speaker 16: and they charged him eighteen thousand. He went online and
Speaker 16: saw it for like one hundred dollars online.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's a guy in my subway stop.
Speaker 2: It'll give it to him for twenty five bucks.
Speaker 1: Hey, maybe that's the guy who's selling me my OZEMPI.
Speaker 11: I know.
Speaker 4: Well, and I want to talk to you in a
Speaker 4: second about talking to Vice President Kamala Harris.
Speaker 2: But you mentioned ozepic and.
Speaker 4: Astonishingly some reversed diagnosis of your type two diabetes.
Speaker 16: That why can you share that? Well, I don't give
Speaker 16: all credit to that. But twelve years old, I was diabetic,
Speaker 16: juvenile diabetes. I never knew in the hood that you
Speaker 16: could actually lose weight and get rid of the diabetes.
Speaker 1: They never told me that.
Speaker 2: I don't think a lot of people understand that now.
Speaker 1: They was just giving me insulin and for years.
Speaker 16: So once I started losing the weight one hundred and
Speaker 16: fifty pounds of this, I'm working out twice a day.
Speaker 16: My doctor tells me one day, you don't have diabetes,
Speaker 16: you don't have to take the insulin. I wind up
Speaker 16: arguing with my doctor. I'm like, yo, give me my insulin.
Speaker 16: You're trying to kill me. Like nah, you're doing great,
Speaker 16: you got rid of away. You don't need And then recently,
Speaker 16: in the last maybe like two years or something like that,
Speaker 16: the doctor was like, well, you ain't working out two
Speaker 16: times a day, no more, Joe. You got to take
Speaker 16: some ozempic. And so due to diabetes, you know, and
Speaker 16: blood sugars. You know, I've been on that oz empic.
Speaker 2: Okay, and you're healthy and strong and good. You're looking good.
Speaker 1: I feel great.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, great, let's talk about It's funny. It's funny
Speaker 4: when a doctor gives you good news, we start questioning,
Speaker 4: you know him or her.
Speaker 2: I always look the diploma on the wall. Where exactly
Speaker 2: did they go? You know, Costa Rica.
Speaker 16: I have the coolest doctor in the world, doctor Jean.
Speaker 16: They've been down in Miami. He saved my life. And
Speaker 16: so I go in there hang out with him and
Speaker 16: just talk and hang out in the office with him,
Speaker 16: and you know, just he's like a buddy. What the
Speaker 16: problem is when you invite your doctor for Thanksgiving dinner?
Speaker 16: One night he came to my house and I was
Speaker 16: I ate, like two olives for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: Looking at me, I'm like, that's like this, you know.
Speaker 2: Damn yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1: Thinking up the place.
Speaker 4: You just had an opportunity at the b et hip
Speaker 4: hop or words to interview Vice.
Speaker 2: President Kamala Harris. How did it go?
Speaker 1: First of all, wain't great.
Speaker 4: Politicians politicians I don't want to say struggle. Maybe they're
Speaker 4: confused or maybe they try very hard to reach the
Speaker 4: black and brown men commune unity.
Speaker 2: What can they do? Are they doing the right stuff?
Speaker 1: I would think?
Speaker 16: So it depends on what you know you're looking for,
Speaker 16: you know, and some people, of course, the black and
Speaker 16: brown community has been disenfranchised for many many years. But
Speaker 16: the men, I don't know. You know, this race just
Speaker 16: boils down to will a man vote.
Speaker 1: For a woman? That's all. It boils down to.
Speaker 16: I've done read the analytics, and every which way, shape
Speaker 16: or form is the obvious person to vote for.
Speaker 1: Now are you going to be man enough to vote
Speaker 1: for a woman?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 11: We them?
Speaker 8: I like them?
Speaker 2: What I like.
Speaker 4: About you, In fact, Joe is not every artist is
Speaker 4: willing to share opinions like that, because there's a lot
Speaker 4: of people to buy music.
Speaker 16: But you know, I'm a business man, and so every
Speaker 16: time I say stuff like this. The minute I said that,
Speaker 16: I said, okay, I'm gonna get threatened by my Republican partners.
Speaker 1: I mean, they get furious. I don't even got to
Speaker 1: state nothing.
Speaker 16: They see me, you know, they you know, I have
Speaker 16: friends on the Republican side who.
Speaker 1: Want to save money in taxes.
Speaker 16: And then I think about where I came from and
Speaker 16: the less fortunate people and women's reproductive rights and so forth,
Speaker 16: and so my heart leans morally to where I got
Speaker 16: to be. So but every time I say it, right.
Speaker 4: Your new talk series, Fat Joe Talks, that's right. You
Speaker 4: talk to celebrities like method Man, But also politicians like
Speaker 4: Hakeem Jeffries and that's a good one. Yeah, well tell
Speaker 4: me is it important to talk to you? Did you
Speaker 4: tackle all different types of people on purpose?
Speaker 16: Well, you know, yeah, for sure, Fat Joe talking. I'm available,
Speaker 16: Fat Joe talk, gotcha. And so you know, I get
Speaker 16: into it with Hakim Jeffries, the leader, and I asked
Speaker 16: him if the Aliens were real. I mean this guy
Speaker 16: would know, right. I'm like, yo, tell me about the
Speaker 16: aliens man. And so I'm just having fun and just
Speaker 16: interviewing icons. This week we got It's on the Stars Network,
Speaker 16: Go get the app. We got Mary J. Blige. This
Speaker 16: week we got strictly icons. And my platform is all
Speaker 16: about inspiration, bringing inspiration and positive vibes to you.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 16: I did an interview earlier with the newspaper out in
Speaker 16: LA and they were asking me about the show, and
Speaker 16: I'm like, this is positivity. We tell you our story,
Speaker 16: where we came from, all the adversary, how we get
Speaker 16: through it. We're bringing up the youth so they could
Speaker 16: be inspired and they could see that it's possible. And
Speaker 16: then my publicist gets on the phone, it says, you
Speaker 16: got time for one more question? The woman acces me
Speaker 16: the most controversial question you heard in your life, I said, miss,
Speaker 16: I've been talking you for half an hour, haven't you
Speaker 16: heard me? See, A good journalist is a good listener.
Speaker 16: You gotta listen to the talent what you say.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, you gotta listen. So right, But Big Joe,
Speaker 4: but Fat Joe likes to talk. So are you doing talking?
Speaker 4: Are you doing listening? You're doing everything.
Speaker 16: I'm doing a little bit of both because I really
Speaker 16: like to talk, and so you're good at it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm really good at it, and I like to
Speaker 1: jump in. But I learned.
Speaker 16: I learned how to just let the let the artist,
Speaker 16: the person talk, give me their perspective, and then I
Speaker 16: lean in. But I normally you won't get one word
Speaker 16: in in the house. And if you ever heard of
Speaker 16: this guy called DJ Khalid, you won't get a word in.
Speaker 1: Be me and DJ I can't like yo, like, hey.
Speaker 2: Yo, all he's saying is his name over and over.
Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, it's calig.
Speaker 2: I don't get to talk to a lot of hip
Speaker 2: hop stars. So I gotta ask you.
Speaker 4: When I see a video and everybody's got the money
Speaker 4: in the is that real money?
Speaker 2: On set. Is that fake money?
Speaker 1: Actually is?
Speaker 16: I think it's fake money most of the time.
Speaker 1: So my wife told me.
Speaker 16: We got back from I hosted the BET Hip Hop
Speaker 16: Awards and I did my song making range. So these
Speaker 16: girls were throwing like money, and so my wife said,
Speaker 16: I found a bunch of money in your pocket.
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, did you look at it?
Speaker 16: She looked at it and had Fat Joe's face. That
Speaker 16: ain't gonna get your care. That ain't gonna get you
Speaker 16: a candy bar?
Speaker 4: Right, I love you haven't had a solo album in
Speaker 4: fourteen years. All right, Now you're working with healthcare reform
Speaker 4: to have more healthcare transparency.
Speaker 2: Can you be transparent with us? Is there a new
Speaker 2: Fat Joe album coming up?
Speaker 1: Yes, there is. It's called The World Changed.
Speaker 2: It's almost like I knew it.
Speaker 1: It's cool. The world changed on me.
Speaker 2: Oh, the world change.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm the last ungentrified.
Speaker 16: I got the bodega, I got the bow dagga on
Speaker 16: the blot. Hell No, we won't go and we just
Speaker 16: gonna keep this real hip hop alive. I look at
Speaker 16: the world changed on me. It's pretty amazing.
Speaker 2: I look forward to it. Thank you for chatting.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: I'm check out Power to the Patients dot Org.
Speaker 1: A new episodes without.
Speaker 3: Joe talks to me Friday about stuff back Joe, will
Speaker 3: they quick break?
Speaker 1: We right back after this? Thank you? Back down.
Speaker 2: That's my show for tonight. Now here.
Speaker 1: It is the moment of the.
Speaker 15: And I wish I'd put it on tape. But every
Speaker 15: time I think, I say, oh, I'd love these convers
Speaker 15: I could tell you with Italy what I did. I
Speaker 15: could tell you. Here's the problem. Every time I think
Speaker 15: about putting I want.
Speaker 2: To tape every conversation.
Speaker 15: The problem is that I start thinking about Richard Nixon
Speaker 15: did that, and I say, you know, let's do without
Speaker 15: the tape.
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