Speaker 1: It's the Best Bit of the Week.
Speaker 2: With Morgan Part two.
Speaker 3: She's breaking down the top seven segments from the Bobby
Speaker 3: Bone Show this week.
Speaker 4: What's up everybody? Happy weekend?
Speaker 5: Another Saturday, Another Best Bits is here, But before we
Speaker 5: dive into Part two, Just the Bits, be sure to.
Speaker 4: Check out Part one this weekend. That's with Lunchbox.
Speaker 5: We talked about his trip to Chattanooga and my trip
Speaker 5: to Denver, super fun stories and the vertigo that I've
Speaker 5: been experiencing lately and where we're out with that, and
Speaker 5: then of course some TV show recommendations because I've been
Speaker 5: benching and Lunchbox started a new show. And then in
Speaker 5: part three we did some listener q and as, and
Speaker 5: some people want to know about a lambo situation, if
Speaker 5: at Lunchbox has gotten to drive one yet or buy
Speaker 5: one exactly sure? And if he ever gets embarrassed doing
Speaker 5: bits out.
Speaker 4: On the streets.
Speaker 5: So all that and more Part one, Part three. So
Speaker 5: without making you guys hear me talk about why you
Speaker 5: should listen to those any further, we'll dive in to
Speaker 5: Just the Bits. We did a segment on the show
Speaker 5: this week called is Amy Crazy? Now? I personally do
Speaker 5: not think she is, but she has brought a lot
Speaker 5: of theories to the show of warnings and different things
Speaker 5: that people have put out about scams, and she's always
Speaker 5: the one sharing them, so you know, naturally everybody's like, ah,
Speaker 5: she's crazy. But she did have a new one to
Speaker 5: share about checking the toilet paper for a reason, So
Speaker 5: just add to the list of theories. Not only do
Speaker 5: we run them down, but you're gonna hear this new one.
Speaker 5: And maybe some of these things have happened to you
Speaker 5: and Amy alerted you to it, and if so, maybe
Speaker 5: call and vouch for her because the guys were giving
Speaker 5: her a hard time.
Speaker 4: So here you go.
Speaker 5: These are Amy's list of theories she's brought to the
Speaker 5: show and the new one about toilet paper number seven.
Speaker 1: We've been doing the show for a long time, meaning
Speaker 1: we all came together. We're all super young. No. I
Speaker 1: was the only one that had any radio experience, and
Speaker 1: I was just trying to hire people that I thought
Speaker 1: would be funny or would work cheap because we wouldn't
Speaker 1: nobody's geting paid anything. And also wanted to hang out
Speaker 1: with my friends. So we've been together for Amy, how
Speaker 1: long we've been together?
Speaker 6: Me coming up on eighteen years.
Speaker 1: Eighteen years. I know you think yourself, howish Amy only
Speaker 1: twenty five same? I know kids do the darness things.
Speaker 6: You know actually about Tim forty three, But.
Speaker 1: So over those eighteen years. Every once in a while,
Speaker 1: Amy presents us with something like, if you hear a
Speaker 1: baby crying on your front pole, don't answer the door
Speaker 1: because it's a gang member. It's got a baby sound.
Speaker 1: As soon as you open, they're gonna jump you. Or
Speaker 1: another one was if there's a baby on the side
Speaker 1: of the road and it's a lot of baby stuff,
Speaker 1: there's a baby on the side of the road in
Speaker 1: a car seat, don't pull over and help the baby
Speaker 1: because it's a gang. Don't do that. There are a
Speaker 1: lot of these over the years.
Speaker 6: They blink the lights that you when you're driving.
Speaker 1: They're gonna shoot you. I've heard that one in other places.
Speaker 1: But yes, so she has one. We're gonna do. Is
Speaker 1: Amy crazy? Or is this for real? Amy? Take it away?
Speaker 7: I saw an Instagram reel saying that we should check
Speaker 7: toilet paper in public restrooms, especially if you're at a
Speaker 7: gas station and there's one of the little things that
Speaker 7: it's in. You have to take off the cover and
Speaker 7: look at it and see if there's any blood, because
Speaker 7: what people will do is they'll inject themselves, you know,
Speaker 7: drugs in bathrooms like that, And that's how they clean
Speaker 7: their needle. Like they can stick it into the toilet paper.
Speaker 6: It's easy way.
Speaker 7: When they pull it out, it's clean and they just
Speaker 7: kind of stab it and there will be little like
Speaker 7: blood things.
Speaker 6: Here's a clip.
Speaker 8: You will see a bunch of tiny red blood splotches.
Speaker 8: That is not from someone's bloody nose or a little accident.
Speaker 8: It's from someone cleaning their needles, dirty needles. To be exact,
Speaker 8: and keep in mind, if you are using this toilet
Speaker 8: paper to clean yourself, all it takes is one tiny
Speaker 8: drop of blood to into your system, you could easily
Speaker 8: contract a lifelong virus like HIV, slash AIDS, hepatitis C,
Speaker 8: and hepatitis B.
Speaker 1: First of all, I need a little more emotion, dude,
Speaker 1: you're reading from a script.
Speaker 9: But what about that soundtrack?
Speaker 1: And that's like you might get ads I need, like
Speaker 1: you might get ads I need serious And then yeah,
Speaker 1: there's like also, don't you always look at thet ver
Speaker 1: you pull.
Speaker 6: It when you take it on, because if it has
Speaker 6: a cover, no.
Speaker 1: I'm saying when I pull it, if I'm like pulling
Speaker 1: it before I take it.
Speaker 6: But that's the thing, you're not going to see.
Speaker 1: It in it.
Speaker 9: Oh you spinning there?
Speaker 10: Yeah, we'd I.
Speaker 1: Don't go dry on drop?
Speaker 6: What what you spin on your toilet?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What? You gotta have some? Yeah, because this is.
Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, dude talking about knowing someone for.
Speaker 1: A long time and hurt. No, I don't know about
Speaker 1: ever spelling the toilet, but I do because I have
Speaker 1: a butt injury. And so if I you spin on
Speaker 1: your toilet paper, it's like a baby wipe almost.
Speaker 6: Why are you just saying this like it's casual.
Speaker 10: Why wouldn't you.
Speaker 1: Just carry in your bag ways to carry I don't
Speaker 1: have have wipes. I do have like clan, but I
Speaker 1: can't use my Ni bacterial wipes for that. I injure
Speaker 1: my bh and so it hurts bad. But if I
Speaker 1: go dry toilet paper on like a cut, it hurts.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 9: What about like taking the toilet paper, getting it wet,
Speaker 9: and then bringing it in.
Speaker 1: I'm already sitting on the toilet. But prepare you know,
Speaker 1: like from you you can tell me to prepare well.
Speaker 9: I mean I wouldn't spin on my like this.
Speaker 1: Again, I go, I've.
Speaker 9: Never heard of this.
Speaker 1: Okay, well I don't have it. I'm being vulnerable.
Speaker 9: That's crazy, man.
Speaker 1: This way from Aby being crazy to you crazy crazy.
Speaker 1: You guys have never had an injury there.
Speaker 10: It doesn't matter. Does your doctor tell you spit on your.
Speaker 1: I just figured that. I'm oh, that's not my guy.
Speaker 9: Hey, the next the next per's going to be like,
Speaker 9: if you see spit on toilet papers, no use it.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of this. I imagine maybe it's happened
Speaker 1: a time or two and then, but I can't imagine
Speaker 1: that this is something that's happening in a lot of places. Also,
Speaker 1: look at my toilet paper. But I do spit in it,
Speaker 1: but you're not going.
Speaker 6: To see it because the blood is on like the outside, so.
Speaker 10: You're not supposed to use the toilet paper.
Speaker 6: Really, it wouldn't be like this big blah of blood
Speaker 6: that you would notice.
Speaker 1: So I know. But when I pull my toilet paper,
Speaker 1: I look at it.
Speaker 9: You're not understanding. It's on the roll.
Speaker 11: They stick the needles in the role, and then when
Speaker 11: they take the needle out, I am understanding.
Speaker 1: I still look at the white toilet paper when I
Speaker 1: pull it off before I send it off to work,
Speaker 1: but I say goodbye to it.
Speaker 7: You pull it out and hang it up and look
Speaker 7: at every detail of the toilet paper because.
Speaker 10: Sometimes time for that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm asking him, because sometimes when you pull it
Speaker 7: out and you wad it up, you don't see.
Speaker 1: What I'm not going to a lot of public places too,
Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you. That's the toilet paper and
Speaker 1: public places is pretty hard, even when you spend it. Really,
Speaker 1: it's still like samppaper.
Speaker 9: I got my verdict, mean, I got my verdict of
Speaker 9: Dami's praizer or not.
Speaker 1: Well crazy though, Yes, no I have an injury I had.
Speaker 6: It's still injured.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I said that, like we ago, it's like fifteen percent.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, and sometimes it's just like it hurts so
Speaker 1: you spin it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're just going to get you some wipes.
Speaker 1: I have some, but everywhere I go I don't always
Speaker 1: keep my bag with me either. Is Amy crazy?
Speaker 9: Yes? Amy not crazy bones crazy?
Speaker 12: Okay, I was that part of this, But okay, lunch
Speaker 12: box Amy one hundred percent crazy, Bobby one hundred ten
Speaker 12: percent crazy Boom don't disagree.
Speaker 1: I don't judge man until you've walked in his shoes
Speaker 1: or walked with his injured bh.
Speaker 6: I'm not saying that this story is for sure, for
Speaker 6: sure true.
Speaker 1: But hey, let's get in pr on this.
Speaker 6: It could happen.
Speaker 1: Have them fact check it on it.
Speaker 6: I actually, this is alleged. This guy reported it, not me.
Speaker 1: It's alleged he's being forced to read that too.
Speaker 9: It sounds like it all right.
Speaker 13: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan Number two.
Speaker 5: Easy Trivia went down this week and this is the
Speaker 5: one you need to hear because somebody won. The championship
Speaker 5: has happened, and somebody now has the crown. I'm not
Speaker 5: gonna say if they have it again or if somebody knew.
Speaker 14: Guy.
Speaker 4: You just gotta listen.
Speaker 5: So Easy Trivia Championship Game number.
Speaker 1: Six, we could have a champion today. It's easy Trivia
Speaker 1: time you plan for the Golden tr which lunchbox has.
Speaker 1: You're playing a five Emmy four lb four whoa, whoa
Speaker 1: wow wow Eddie three. Morgan two. It's the easiest trivia
Speaker 1: game ever. Good luck everybody the category as country band members.
Speaker 1: Nobody goes home first round. Hillary Scott's part of what
Speaker 1: group lady a. Correct, Eddie. Gary Laboux is part of
Speaker 1: what group? Radscal flats good.
Speaker 9: The raod? Oh oh so good?
Speaker 10: Know your arms so good.
Speaker 9: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1: He just said, I'm so Morgan, Kimberly Perry, oh.
Speaker 6: The Van Perry.
Speaker 1: I'm so good there you Oh thank you, Amy, Karen Fairchild.
Speaker 1: Good job. Now if you do miss it, you'll hear
Speaker 1: this sound you've been boom. Don't get boned. Amy and Lunchbox,
Speaker 1: you're playing for the championship today. Eddie and Morgan, you're
Speaker 1: playing to keep the game alive. We're I mean, we're
Speaker 1: almost four months into this championship. Round the categories US States, Amy,
Speaker 1: you're not first, Lunchboxy, Sorry, Lunchbox. What state is known
Speaker 1: as the Sunshine State?
Speaker 10: Florida?
Speaker 1: Correct? Good job. I think I would have got it,
Speaker 1: but California, Florida would have.
Speaker 10: I said Florida. I was like, oh my god, it's California.
Speaker 2: Eddie.
Speaker 1: What state's famous for It's Hollywood entertainment industry.
Speaker 9: Oh that's California.
Speaker 1: Correct Ey trivia, Morgan. What state's known for its potatoes?
Speaker 4: Oh, Idaho?
Speaker 1: Correct easy trivia. Amy. What state's known for its music
Speaker 1: scene in cities like Nashville and Memphis State.
Speaker 6: Oh what state is it? Tennessee State.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's easy. Guys. Don't be confused when it's so easy.
Speaker 10: Hey, no, no, no, man sometimes are tricky.
Speaker 1: It's so easy. Level up. The category is animals lunchbox.
Speaker 1: What's the fastest land animal? Treata correct eddie? One animal
Speaker 1: has the longest neck?
Speaker 9: Giraffe?
Speaker 1: Correct Morgan. What's a group of fish called at school?
Speaker 10: Correct?
Speaker 1: Amy? What's the largest mammal in the world?
Speaker 6: Every time, you know, debate back and forth.
Speaker 1: We don't debate. You debate, then you get it right
Speaker 1: or miss it? I know, Wait, the largest mammal in
Speaker 1: the world.
Speaker 6: Did you say on land?
Speaker 1: What's the largest mammal in the world?
Speaker 6: Big whale?
Speaker 1: Correct? Well, blue whe would have been accepted to sports lunchbox.
Speaker 1: How many bases on a baseball field? Four? I'll accept four.
Speaker 1: Home is a play, not really a base, but I'm
Speaker 1: gonna accept.
Speaker 6: Four because I don't.
Speaker 1: Want it to be a You don't say that.
Speaker 10: No, So when you touch them all, you got to
Speaker 10: touch all the bases.
Speaker 1: You have to touch all the bases are one, two,
Speaker 1: and three and then homeplay. But it doesn't matter, for
Speaker 1: it's not a trick question. There are three bases, first base,
Speaker 1: second base, third base. There's no home base. Don't say that,
Speaker 1: you go, but we'll take four. No tricks here, Eddie.
Speaker 1: Who's the only player on a soccer field they can
Speaker 1: touch the ball with their hands? That's the goalie, correct Morgan.
Speaker 1: What city did the Celtics, Bruins and Red Sox play?
Speaker 4: Oh, Celtic? Oh, yeah, Boston?
Speaker 1: Correct Amy. What sport do they play at Wimbledon in London?
Speaker 6: Tennis?
Speaker 1: Correct? Good job? Categories foods, No, one's been eliminated, lunchbox.
Speaker 1: Which ingredient is needed to make bread?
Speaker 9: Rise?
Speaker 10: Flower?
Speaker 1: You've been booed a little, a little harder, but you
Speaker 1: know it.
Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, down goes frasier.
Speaker 1: What'd you say?
Speaker 6: I could hear Ray laughing all the.
Speaker 1: Way without a mic on through the wood door. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: that's a that's a tough that's a bummer, Eddie. Orange.
Speaker 1: The orange is rich in which vitamin?
Speaker 9: See?
Speaker 1: Correct Morgan. What's the name of the Canadian meal that
Speaker 1: combines French fries and gravy.
Speaker 4: Oh, I've had this, I've had this.
Speaker 10: Nah.
Speaker 5: Okay, hold on, I need to think real quick before
Speaker 5: I speak.
Speaker 9: It's not good when she starts making those noises.
Speaker 4: No, I've had it, it's.
Speaker 1: Right, correct, Okay.
Speaker 10: Poutine, vitamin C and poutine?
Speaker 6: Did you know poutine?
Speaker 1: I'm saying like I mean, I asked you how many
Speaker 1: basis of on a thing? And then I didn't make
Speaker 1: you the trick question.
Speaker 6: Oh, I understand what you're saying now.
Speaker 1: I could have kicked out with the basis there's only
Speaker 1: three bases, but I didn't. So let's all be happy
Speaker 1: we're here together. Amy. What animal does Calamari come from?
Speaker 1: It's quid good kid's books, Eddie, you're up first. Lunchbox
Speaker 1: has been eliminated? What title character has had a terrible, horrible,
Speaker 1: no good, very bad day?
Speaker 9: What say that again?
Speaker 1: What title character has had a terrible, horrible, no good,
Speaker 1: very bad day?
Speaker 9: What do you mean it's the title character of a book,
Speaker 9: children's book and you had a bad day? Uh, Harry,
Speaker 9: Harry had a bad day.
Speaker 1: You've been boo. Yeah, Alexander, over to Morgan. Finished the
Speaker 1: title of this kid's book, The Lion, the Witch and
Speaker 1: the Blank. Correct, Eddie's now for sure eliminated.
Speaker 9: Wow, Morgan, come on, you can do.
Speaker 1: This Amy, and what it's a book? Can the doctor
Speaker 1: talk to animals?
Speaker 7: The oh oh, this is a book or a movie? Hmmm,
Speaker 7: Doctor Doolittle.
Speaker 1: Correct, we're down to two US history.
Speaker 9: Yeah, got this.
Speaker 1: If Amy wins, she's the new champ. If Morgan wins,
Speaker 1: we roll another week. Morgan. Who is the first woman
Speaker 1: Vice president of the United States?
Speaker 4: Camelia Harris.
Speaker 1: I'll accept it. I Amy, what country gave the Statue
Speaker 1: of Liberty to the United States?
Speaker 10: Correct?
Speaker 1: Okay, John to be next one. Classic TV shows, No,
Speaker 1: Jed Clampitt. Morgan is the main character of what classic
Speaker 1: TV show Jed clamp It, Jed clamp It?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 4: I don't think I know Jed.
Speaker 1: Jed clamp It. Can give me the year of this
Speaker 1: TV show classic.
Speaker 4: Show Jed jump It. I don't know.
Speaker 9: Mm hmmmm.
Speaker 4: An answer, Morgan, Yeah, I know, fat.
Speaker 1: Incorrect, Beret, You're the championship in the classic TV show
Speaker 1: night Rider. Night Rider. What was the talking car name? Correct?
Speaker 1: Over the crowns over the crown that's a good answer, Aim,
Speaker 1: that's good know that.
Speaker 9: Amy.
Speaker 1: That's even a bit.
Speaker 6: Before you was Beverly Hill billy.
Speaker 1: Story about a man named Jed or mountaineer barely Kepu's
Speaker 1: family fed. Then one day he was shooting that suit.
Speaker 6: He's crowning me.
Speaker 1: We're in a mill of a conversation here, yellow card,
Speaker 1: How fuck did you keep the crown for one more week?
Speaker 1: Because she's got a little sassy what no I said?
Speaker 1: He's now she apologized, So now you get it back?
Speaker 9: O wow, okay, back back and forth.
Speaker 1: She's crowning her and there it is on her head.
Speaker 1: There's our champion. Wow wow, Amy, you are the champion.
Speaker 2: Great job.
Speaker 13: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 5: Number two, Dirk's Milly stuffed by the studio. He's my
Speaker 5: favorite mountain man. He's got such fun energy and really
Speaker 5: cool stories to share. In this week, he was talking
Speaker 5: about new music, the hot country nights, and he even
Speaker 5: got a little vulnerable and admitted something that happened with
Speaker 5: one of his kids' school coaches. Yeah, something went down
Speaker 5: and he was not proud of what happened, but he
Speaker 5: admitted it.
Speaker 4: And it's a great story that you're gonna need to
Speaker 4: go here.
Speaker 5: So here is Dirk's Billions studio number five.
Speaker 1: Man, haven't seen you in a while. Good to see
Speaker 1: you again.
Speaker 15: I good to see you I just hadn't notice what
Speaker 15: it walk and you're looking like you're hitting the gym
Speaker 15: maybe a little bit. They're looking three team.
Speaker 1: What do you?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 6: That's that's the word.
Speaker 9: Thick.
Speaker 6: We've been that's you're saying. Thick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 6: That's the word.
Speaker 1: I way more than I've ever weighed. But it looks
Speaker 1: like it's a little muscle. But I'm uncomfortable because I
Speaker 1: don't know if you're making fun serious, because I do
Speaker 1: know you well enough that you would make fun of me.
Speaker 15: I you know my age. It's all about wellness and
Speaker 15: feeling good. I'm always talking, like my favorite thing, just
Speaker 15: to find what people are doing.
Speaker 1: What are you doing to stay feeling good? You're doing?
Speaker 1: Do you think? Do you think I look? I think
Speaker 1: it look good? Thank you? Yeah, thank you. I will
Speaker 1: just accept that compliment. I struggle with compliments. And also
Speaker 1: I'm the heaviest I've ever been, and I have been
Speaker 1: lifting a lot. I can struggle with it. Good for you,
Speaker 1: How are you doing? Hows your how's your wellness? It's good.
Speaker 1: I played hockey this morning.
Speaker 15: I play I've been playing a lot of hockey this year,
Speaker 15: trying to join my son plays a lot, so I'm like, well,
Speaker 15: just it's something we can do together. And I've been doing.
Speaker 15: I'm not afraid to admit it. I was worried for
Speaker 15: a little while, but I'm actually a pilates guy.
Speaker 1: Now. Oh no, my wife worked out with you guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah I knew that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 15: Yeah, so I was kind of embarrassed to come out
Speaker 15: of the close on that one. She said, you're actual
Speaker 15: thinking and a weird thing to me. But at my
Speaker 15: age of it's okay. I'm mixed with a lot of
Speaker 15: lifting myself as well. No, I do pilates too with her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she said you were pretty good at it, really,
Speaker 1: and our wives know each other. Yeah, but she was like, hey,
Speaker 1: saw dirks and you.
Speaker 15: Know, yeah, everyone's kind of in and out and not
Speaker 15: really not talkative in there. Yes, but it's weird.
Speaker 1: It's good. It's like intimidating, Yes, they are.
Speaker 15: I've been a lot of you know, just injuries from
Speaker 15: things over the years, falling off barstools, fall off stages,
Speaker 15: you know, mostly alcohol related. But uh yeah, plate has
Speaker 15: been good. The plate's hockey lifting, uh, you know, doing
Speaker 15: some you know, rock sacks stuff. So somew your backpack
Speaker 15: here sound rocksacks. Sorry, now I heard it.
Speaker 6: Yeah it did sound like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking yeah, rocking. Yes, I thought he said, what
Speaker 1: you heard? Button? Get that button ready.
Speaker 15: You never know it's gonna come on my mouth my
Speaker 15: second cup of coffee.
Speaker 1: I started stretching probably three four months ago. First stretched,
Speaker 1: especially your rucksack. Yes, yeah, as far as I've ever
Speaker 1: stretched with intention, meaning I've never been flexible. I couldn't
Speaker 1: get my fingers. But I hate stretching down below my
Speaker 1: my shins. I hate stretching. I can go all the
Speaker 1: way down. It has made me so much healthier because
Speaker 1: everything is better just because I spend like three fifteen
Speaker 1: minute parts a day stretching.
Speaker 15: It's hard to mentally do that. For me, I just
Speaker 15: get so bored. It is why the pottiest thing is good.
Speaker 1: But anyway, it is boring. But to me, that's been
Speaker 1: the big thing. Yeah, you read nice? Do you need books?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'm reading. I'm reading some book of the House on
Speaker 1: the Hill right now. I'm trying.
Speaker 15: I'm trying to avoid too many. I've read so many,
Speaker 15: like self help books. I'm just trying to read whatever,
Speaker 15: like easy stuff. There's reading Charlott's Web again for the
Speaker 15: hundred times with my sim knocks Eb White. That's right, man,
Speaker 15: it's still good. Yeah, we're halfway through it. I forgot
Speaker 15: what happens to Wilberg. We're gonna find out.
Speaker 1: Hey, nobody knows, don't spoil I guys right now, it's
Speaker 1: I have been doing this thing where I don't know
Speaker 1: what a book is even about. But I'll go as
Speaker 1: long as it's not like a romance. It's yeah, fifty
Speaker 1: shades because I yeah, I tried to. I read the
Speaker 1: first but not recent the two Shades. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: got a few shades in, but I'll go because I
Speaker 1: never like you. I didn't read a lot of fiction
Speaker 1: because I felt like if I was.
Speaker 15: Reading, well, I just want to know you want to
Speaker 15: work on stuff you're constantly trying to like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I started to just after I would finish
Speaker 1: a book that was non fiction and self help that
Speaker 1: kind of thing. Yeah, I would just go and download
Speaker 1: a fiction book in one ones Yeah, yes, without knowing
Speaker 1: anything about it or good. I read The Chain Gang
Speaker 1: All Stars the prison System where they it's like an
Speaker 1: ultimate fighting but they would make them fight each other.
Speaker 1: But it also teaches you about the prison system as
Speaker 1: you're reading is a real book. Yeah, it's good, it's awesome. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so scary fiction, but it's fiction.
Speaker 15: But you learn, Yeah, you learn, and then also encourage
Speaker 15: you not to break the law.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you really don't want to get involved.
Speaker 6: If you do, you do you not know how to
Speaker 6: survive in prison? Like what would you have to do?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hold hold on someone's pockets?
Speaker 9: What I do?
Speaker 1: You you're a new man, protect me, please? Midnight library.
Speaker 1: Oh I know that book? Yeah?
Speaker 9: Have you read it?
Speaker 1: I finished it.
Speaker 15: I think my wife, I think it's a line around.
Speaker 15: I think I read that one. I may have My
Speaker 15: memory is so bad fiction, it's fiction. The years of
Speaker 15: Yeager bombs has taken such a toll. I read the
Speaker 15: guest recently had a yellow face had a horror movie.
Speaker 15: Uh no, it's about a girl is kind of just
Speaker 15: trying to find her way and upper like in New York.
Speaker 1: Not not horror. You seem like a guy didn't listen
Speaker 1: to a girl trying to make her way and everyone. Well,
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I was getting to my wife frid it.
Speaker 15: She was gonna put it down, so I'm like, all right,
Speaker 15: I gotta I gotta.
Speaker 1: Check it out. So it was good to read The
Speaker 1: Power Up Now.
Speaker 15: I've read that, the Totally Yeah Yeah book and New Beginnings,
Speaker 15: I've read that one too. I bumped into one time
Speaker 15: in La and a hotel in La, my wife. My
Speaker 15: wife's a huge R totally fan, and and here he
Speaker 15: comes this little guy, you know, he's got a briefcase
Speaker 15: in the suit.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, it's him. Yeah, that card.
Speaker 15: He's like very quiet and stuff, you know, like hey,
Speaker 15: and I'm trying to be the my wife like this
Speaker 15: is him moment, like can I take a picture? And
Speaker 15: she's like no, I'm like, no, sorry, that's not really
Speaker 15: very present moment, is it, because he's all about being
Speaker 15: played And then no, no future of ask no, but
Speaker 15: I was like, did you not ask him for a picture?
Speaker 15: And I asked for a picture that and I immediately
Speaker 15: walked it back because my wife was so embarrassed. I'm like,
Speaker 15: I'm sorry, dude, just I'm gonna stay and.
Speaker 1: Wait did he did you not take the picture? No?
Speaker 1: He was down for but a little disappointed. I think
Speaker 1: I saw him kind of.
Speaker 6: Gonna, you know, like it's no picture was taken.
Speaker 1: I didn't take a picture? Did all that? I got
Speaker 1: the at least if it's awkward. But not that time.
Speaker 15: I had a chance to go see Bruce Springsteen at
Speaker 15: the New York at the the thing he did in Broadway,
Speaker 15: and I got to meet him, and I was.
Speaker 1: Like, not taking a picture. I'm gonna be the cool guy.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna ask him for a photo, you know.
Speaker 15: And now I'm just like, why did I not get
Speaker 15: a photo with the boss? But picture things are kind
Speaker 15: of hard to you know, because I get people ask
Speaker 15: for pictures something sometimes and I'm always appreciaive, but I'm
Speaker 15: also appreciateive if somebody just wants to talk and not
Speaker 15: take one too.
Speaker 1: But once they ask you for a picture, your relationship
Speaker 1: will never with them right go to a certain casual point.
Speaker 15: No, especially when they're like I want to get when
Speaker 15: my mom's a big fan, then then they're off. They're
Speaker 15: off my list, or like my grandma's a big fan.
Speaker 15: I'm like, dude, now where you've got nothing, Just get
Speaker 15: away from me. Let's take the picture, and I don't
Speaker 15: want to talk to you ever again. What I'm just
Speaker 15: kidding said their daughter is a big fan. I'm like,
Speaker 15: all right, let's fan. Yeah, what hurts my feelings?
Speaker 1: At times is they'll come up and go, listen, I
Speaker 1: have no idea who you are, but my sister's a
Speaker 1: huge fan. Can I get a picture with? You? Don't
Speaker 1: have say you don't know who I am. You can
Speaker 1: just say can I get a picture? I'd be happy to,
Speaker 1: but you don't have to lead with listen. I have
Speaker 1: no idea who you are, but my sit just be like,
Speaker 1: can I get a picture? Because then I'm like taking
Speaker 1: a picture, and I'm like, I'm such a freaking loser.
Speaker 15: We're in I was in up in South Bend last
Speaker 15: week for my son's hockey tournament, and some guy came
Speaker 15: to me taking a picture.
Speaker 1: He thought I was Chase Rice, and Chase always gets
Speaker 1: Chase always gets me. I Chase gets so upset. He's like,
Speaker 1: I feel bad for Chase.
Speaker 15: He's ten years younger, bigger, better looking, and he gets
Speaker 15: mistaken for me. Well, this is the first time in
Speaker 15: my life has been flipped. And it was not one
Speaker 15: person's three people. The whole bar this like Buffalo wild
Speaker 15: Wings is like, oh my, that's Chase Rice. So I'm like, yes,
Speaker 15: I am chased, right, I pictures and I have it.
Speaker 15: I send him a photo of me He's like, I
Speaker 15: want to get one too. So I got a photo
Speaker 15: of me with the guy and the staff and send
Speaker 15: to him. He sent a video back. He's just like, man,
Speaker 15: this makes my day. There's so many years I get mistaken.
Speaker 15: Some years I got mistaken for you. But we're actually
Speaker 15: going on tour ago this year, so it'll be a
Speaker 15: lot of a we can maybe you get sick.
Speaker 1: You just had him go.
Speaker 15: Well, what i'mking is he could take I could take
Speaker 15: the middle slot and be done by nine. Absolutely, he
Speaker 15: can take the headlining spot. The money is going to
Speaker 15: stay the same. I'm taking a headliner of money. But
Speaker 15: if I get the middle slot done, be you know,
Speaker 15: on the bus, you know, by nine o'clock chilling.
Speaker 7: I feel like your fans would appreciate that too, because
Speaker 7: I think that, well, she just hit.
Speaker 1: You at the grounds. Like I'd sing his songs.
Speaker 15: He'd sing my songs, but my fans would be like,
Speaker 15: we just because we look like you know, it'd be
Speaker 15: like a swap. But he'd go out and stand all
Speaker 15: my songs. I'd sing hit songs. My fans would be like, Damn,
Speaker 15: Dirk's looks good. He's younger, He's got the Bobby with
Speaker 15: the muscles like Wow, okay, so like switch through idea.
Speaker 6: I would just like to go home earlier.
Speaker 14: Eli.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not gonna say. I have a whole story
Speaker 1: in my comedy special that I've come out. But where
Speaker 1: a celebrity thought I was Ryan Seacrest. Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: somewhere in celebrit Liberty. Somebody who's famous comes up to
Speaker 1: me and goes, I'm a big fan, and wow, I'm
Speaker 1: like what, Wow, this is crazy. Yeah, And I found
Speaker 1: out he thought I was Ryan Seacrest. Wow, And do
Speaker 1: what did you take? Ryan? You played long? I've had
Speaker 1: to do that a few times.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Once I had a driver from Idle drive me back
Speaker 1: to the radio station because I had to work, and
Speaker 1: he thought I was Ryan Seacrest because I was coming
Speaker 1: from Idol, And he was like, Ryan, I'm a huge fan.
Speaker 1: And so I felt the need to tip him big
Speaker 1: because I didn't want a story to get back that
Speaker 1: Ryan was a bad tipper, right, And so I get
Speaker 1: to do like two hundred bucks and then I told Ryan,
Speaker 1: did you bill Ryan for no? But I was like,
Speaker 1: he never gave me two hundred bucks. I thought he
Speaker 1: would be like, here's two d trouble. He's throwing a
Speaker 1: little extra for He was like, that's hilarious.
Speaker 16: I was like, yeah, yeah, no, I don't get We've
Speaker 16: all I've had a guy downtown as a Roberts one
Speaker 16: time and he thought I was Blake Sheldon, which is
Speaker 16: like that is such a bizarre Like you really don't
Speaker 16: watch the less TV, do you, because definitely not Blake.
Speaker 1: You ever get everybody else takeing a picture with you.
Speaker 1: I don't know who you are, but I'm just gonnaet
Speaker 1: a picture with absolutely that my feelings.
Speaker 15: Too, Yeah you must be somebody. Let's take a picture anywhere?
Speaker 15: Tell you look like Dirk Bentley.
Speaker 1: Occasionally or they come up to you and they go
Speaker 1: because you're a very approachable and you live in real life,
Speaker 1: like you'll go to the store like people could just
Speaker 1: see you out. You're not right, You're a very real person.
Speaker 1: So I mean this as a as a compliment where
Speaker 1: people they may know it's you, but they don't want
Speaker 1: to bring it up and be like you're They be
Speaker 1: like you look like somebody and they want you to
Speaker 1: say it. That's always awkward because sometimes when you do
Speaker 1: say it, they're like no.
Speaker 15: Yeah, you feel like you look a lot like Bobby
Speaker 15: Bones tell you look at was like, yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 15: know you look like always go DiCaprio, Russell Crowe.
Speaker 1: Anyway, well, it's good to see.
Speaker 2: Thanks.
Speaker 1: We have a reason that you're actually here. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: we'll talk about a bunch of stuff. But I'm a
Speaker 1: massive Tom Petty fan. Yeah, I've got my wife on
Speaker 1: Tom Petty now. Yeah, she kind of missed that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I think I missed the first I miss
Speaker 1: a lot of the early and even the Heartbreaker stuff.
Speaker 1: I listened to it later, but like Wildflowers, that record,
Speaker 1: but then I just consumed like yeah, probably my most
Speaker 1: listened to artist that or John Mader or.
Speaker 15: It's amazing how that you can stop making music right
Speaker 15: now and there's still so much stuff to discover. I
Speaker 15: got into the Beatles really late, you know, It's like
Speaker 15: there's just so much stuff you can always dig through.
Speaker 1: And you did all you did an American girl? She yeah,
Speaker 1: American girl? Why that one? Dude?
Speaker 15: I just well, I mean it's hard to pick one
Speaker 15: particular song. I'm a huge Petty fan who actually discovered
Speaker 15: Petties me, Like you know, your wife, I kind of
Speaker 15: came in through a back door through actually the first time.
Speaker 15: I mean I knew him growing up, you know, don't
Speaker 15: come around here no more of the video. I was
Speaker 15: actually old enough to be at MTV, Like that was
Speaker 15: a big deal, Like MTV was, you know, and that
Speaker 15: video was so bizarre and weird and who was Tom
Speaker 15: pay This guy is so cool. But really, as music,
Speaker 15: I became a big fan through bluegrass. The Delma Curry
Speaker 15: Band cut Long Long Road, and it was just killer song.
Speaker 15: When it was a Tom Petty song. I kind of
Speaker 15: me to go back and like rediscover Tom Petty. This
Speaker 15: is like in a late nineties and uh just you know,
Speaker 15: kind of came in through through that avenue, which is
Speaker 15: kind of a weird way to get there. But and
Speaker 15: Marty Stewart, you know, he's got a great version of
Speaker 15: running down a dream. It's just there's a real connection
Speaker 15: between country music and Tom and and I've always been
Speaker 15: a huge fan and this project came along.
Speaker 1: I jumped on this song. I don't just it's just
Speaker 1: one that I can sing.
Speaker 15: I feel like and uh and and got a chance
Speaker 15: be part of this project and I kind of forgot
Speaker 15: about I put my a lot of time into the track.
Speaker 15: I cut with John randall, we kind of want to
Speaker 15: make a little blue grassy to touch upon, like the
Speaker 15: way I discovered Tom, which was kind of through bluegrass music,
Speaker 15: and loved the track, and I kind of forgot about
Speaker 15: Then Scott and everyone over Big Machine came back and
Speaker 15: said the wouldn't maybe make it a single, and I
Speaker 15: was like, wow, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: All of all.
Speaker 15: Yeah, Stapleton's on there, and George Straight and Dolly Parton.
Speaker 15: I mean, it's like, okay, why me, I'm not sure,
Speaker 15: but I appreciate it. But I think the track turned
Speaker 15: out really great. I actually went back and sang it
Speaker 15: a second time because you know, I've listened that song
Speaker 15: so many times. American Girl has been covered, and you
Speaker 15: listen to Tom's in it's like it's but when you
Speaker 15: have to listen to it to actually sing it yourself
Speaker 15: for a record, you really dig into the vocal delivery.
Speaker 15: And I think the second verse of that song is
Speaker 15: maybe the best vocal delivery by like any artist ever.
Speaker 15: His voice is so there's just so much like heartbreak
Speaker 15: in his voice talking with the girl and she's trying
Speaker 15: to get going, get on with her life and move
Speaker 15: past this guy, and he already has kind of a
Speaker 15: breaky voice to begin with, but then just the angst
Speaker 15: and the and the sorrow and his voice, like it
Speaker 15: really took me back listening to it, and I was like,
Speaker 15: I need to go back there and try to like
Speaker 15: match this, you know, match it, but try to find
Speaker 15: that intensity.
Speaker 1: You force your wife for the song.
Speaker 15: I'm not a method actor, method singer, babe. I gotta
Speaker 15: you know, I'm have to go out there and now,
Speaker 15: but I feel like I gotta. I feel like I
Speaker 15: feel like my vocal matches what the guys were able to.
Speaker 1: Do on the track. I mean, it's just a much
Speaker 1: of great musicians playing on it.
Speaker 15: And we have a little like it's a little bit
Speaker 15: of a bluegrassy vibe to mix in with the rock guitars,
Speaker 15: and it just turned out great. And I'm it's an
Speaker 15: honor that the Big Machine wanted to make it a
Speaker 15: single and it works well for me. I mean, I'm
Speaker 15: gonna ready to go back out on the road and
Speaker 15: I have this another song to add to the arsenal.
Speaker 1: That's like a you had.
Speaker 15: Twenty two number ones though, Yeah, but some number ones
Speaker 15: are bigger than others, you know, it is. Some songs
Speaker 15: are number one they don't really move the needle, and
Speaker 15: some are number one number summer number five, they are
Speaker 15: you know Chesney's she thinks my tract are sexy. I
Speaker 15: think that's like a top twenty, you know, but one
Speaker 15: of the biggest songs he still has.
Speaker 1: So this is nice. It's a gift for me, It
Speaker 1: really is.
Speaker 15: We've already been doing it in the live show and
Speaker 15: it's like boom, all right.
Speaker 1: You know, whenever a pandemic hit your I don't know,
Speaker 1: I guess it's not you, but your your friends that
Speaker 1: do the nineties country band. Yes, the Hot Country Nights.
Speaker 1: I always thought that was very unfortunate. You geared all
Speaker 1: the they geared all the way up. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: the pandemic hit. It was geared up.
Speaker 15: We're we they sorry, they them us what a We
Speaker 15: did a Jimmy Kimmel, which is amazing. We're gonna do
Speaker 15: Jimmy fallon Good Morning America. The Hot Country Nights are
Speaker 15: gonna bed a Good Morning America. It was all all
Speaker 15: teed up, and then I think the universe is like,
Speaker 15: we can't handle this.
Speaker 1: This is too much.
Speaker 15: Wh this is going to ruin country music. We have
Speaker 15: to shut this down. When we do pandemic boom it's over.
Speaker 1: Do you still when you go play shows? Do you
Speaker 1: ever get a bit burnt out at the end of
Speaker 1: a tour? When does that hit? And how do you
Speaker 1: kind of readjust yourself to seek you have you have
Speaker 1: to re remember why you're doing it and then it's
Speaker 1: still awesome.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I mean you can get tired of great question. Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 15: And I still love just walking on stage with the
Speaker 15: band and the guys. It's just something about were riding
Speaker 15: the same bus together for the same bus or twenty years,
Speaker 15: just me and the guys of the band, no oversight,
Speaker 15: my band guys and my best friends.
Speaker 1: And honestly, the Knights is a big part of it.
Speaker 15: You know, the end of every show, the Nights come out,
Speaker 15: so no matter what we're doing, could be a private
Speaker 15: show for somebody. I played for a bunch of like
Speaker 15: a Ferrari dealership thing there day, and they're from Italian Italy.
Speaker 1: It's like six people knew what we're doing. The other
Speaker 1: ones are kind of, you know, messed around the back room.
Speaker 15: We're playing for ourselves and the Knights are going reay
Speaker 15: to come out and pull bananas out of their pants
Speaker 15: and do all this crazy stuff that we do, and
Speaker 15: it's like it's it's like how much can you get
Speaker 15: away with at this point?
Speaker 1: But I love the tour. We put so much.
Speaker 15: I'm into it, and it's just it's still fun being
Speaker 15: on stage, even with all the travels. So with that,
Speaker 15: ever stopped, I would I would quit doing it. But
Speaker 15: it's just somebody. When I walk on stage, as a
Speaker 15: matter of how tired I am or what my head is,
Speaker 15: there's just like an electricity that comes up through the
Speaker 15: stage and I'm just excited to be there, nervous, scared, everything.
Speaker 15: And it's still that way. So I'll keep doing it
Speaker 15: for as long as it still feels like that. But
Speaker 15: what about writing? Are you all writing is hard?
Speaker 1: Do you have to like I just had time to write.
Speaker 15: Yeah, right, I just did a week of writing again.
Speaker 15: I walk in there, it's like the A team. It's
Speaker 15: like All Star Fantasy Camp for ridings. You're writing with
Speaker 15: Ashley Gorley and Luke Dick and I wrote with Stephen
Speaker 15: Wilson Junior this week. I'm a huge fan of and
Speaker 15: and and Jim Beavers and these guys. It's like, wow,
Speaker 15: this is this is unbelievable. I mean, me I have
Speaker 15: to remind myself, like me thirty years ago had been
Speaker 15: like I can't believe him in this room, I'm writing
Speaker 15: with the best of the best.
Speaker 1: These guys are, so it's just a little bit.
Speaker 15: Of like, you know, just power of now and being
Speaker 15: like grateful for the moment you're in and kind to
Speaker 15: reset your My daughter one time I was taking my
Speaker 15: daughter to school in time and I was kind of
Speaker 15: I went, I was like, man, I got to write
Speaker 15: songs today, and she goes, you got to or you
Speaker 15: get to?
Speaker 1: She was like eight, and I was like wow.
Speaker 15: So sometimes I think about when did the when did
Speaker 15: they get to turn into the got to? And I
Speaker 15: have to like kind of reset myself and be like, hey, dude,
Speaker 15: freaking writing songs today with like.
Speaker 1: John Randall and these guys like just you, You're lucky
Speaker 1: to be here.
Speaker 15: So it's all it's all just like resetting your your
Speaker 15: you know, the gratitude and everything everyone.
Speaker 1: Talks about and stuff.
Speaker 15: But writing is hard, especially with those guys because they're
Speaker 15: so good and you're just trying to hang in there
Speaker 15: for dear life. It'd be like trying to as a
Speaker 15: hockey player, go and play with Connor McDavid.
Speaker 1: It's it's the same thing. It'd be like you like
Speaker 1: an idiot. How do you feel with your son playing hockey?
Speaker 1: Are you like a hockey crazy hockey dad or a
Speaker 1: healthy hockey dad.
Speaker 15: I'm a pretty bad parent when it comes to this stuff.
Speaker 15: I had to apologize to a few school coaches and
Speaker 15: even headmasters because, you know, one time, my daughter is
Speaker 15: in a volleyball game over to Winsworth.
Speaker 1: She shouldn't go there, but she was playing a game there,
Speaker 1: and halfway through.
Speaker 15: The game she sudden been put in, you know, and
Speaker 15: then like we're getting into the third quarter here, and like,
Speaker 15: I don't know the volleyball, the period's quarters, what it is,
Speaker 15: but third whatever, she still isn't in. I just got
Speaker 15: off the road. I'm wearing this big trucker hat, flip
Speaker 15: flops a pair of like board shorts, and I'm just
Speaker 15: not ready to really be released back in the wild yet.
Speaker 15: But here I am. And I'm just like my girls,
Speaker 15: I'm so protective and I'm like, what up? So I
Speaker 15: get up out of the bleachers. I'm flip flopping across
Speaker 15: the hardwood floors all the way over to their side
Speaker 15: with the benches.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, she, uh, she can get in today.
Speaker 8: You yeah.
Speaker 15: The coaches like, well, you guys are real late for
Speaker 15: late for for the warm ups.
Speaker 1: I'm like, she's not getting in. She's like no.
Speaker 15: I'm like, let's go my daughter. Now she's screaming me.
Speaker 15: I'm trying to protect my daughter, but she's screaming at me.
Speaker 15: And we're walking back and from all the parents, and
Speaker 15: the coach said something to me.
Speaker 1: I said, I'm back to the coach. We walk off.
Speaker 1: My daughter's calling me, Dad, you're a psycho. We get
Speaker 1: in the car. She's crying the whole way home.
Speaker 15: I realized I just wasn't ready to be back, like
Speaker 15: off the tour bus and back in like a real
Speaker 15: world situation. Oh yeah, So emails and visit citations and
Speaker 15: trying to just had in hand back at the school
Speaker 15: like I'm sorry, I am an idiot. So I do
Speaker 15: get like I do, especially when my daughters are playing sports.
Speaker 15: I get this inner like soccer person, soccer dad that
Speaker 15: comes out. That's kind of I got to control a
Speaker 15: little bit.
Speaker 1: Why did that not end up on the internet.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 1: It was pretty bad, I mean.
Speaker 7: But also okay, so she wasn't going in because she was, Well.
Speaker 1: I guess my daughters.
Speaker 15: First of all, the volleyball rules you can't just sub
Speaker 15: in and out like you do a you know, football,
Speaker 15: So there's like certain rotational things. I didn't realize untill
Speaker 15: later on, and I guess they were supposed to be there.
Speaker 15: We got there like five minutes for the game, which
Speaker 15: I guess is a no no.
Speaker 1: But so you made her late, then you got me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: got it. So that's a lot of you here.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 15: And my other daughter lacrosse game with like thirty six
Speaker 15: seconds left. One time, the coaches there's like four girls
Speaker 15: I hadn't played yet, and they're like, oh, you got
Speaker 15: to get them in. And she told me that she'd
Speaker 15: heard the coaches say, oh we got to get them in.
Speaker 15: It's like seventh grade junior varsity, and like, this is
Speaker 15: JB lacrosse, seventh grade. The goal here should be to
Speaker 15: build kids up, not like make them feel like they suck. Well,
Speaker 15: that get a long email from me, which I I
Speaker 15: let twenty four hours go by too. I told myself,
Speaker 15: give it twenty four hours, breathe, and then I still
Speaker 15: send it. And I wish I hadn't done that because
Speaker 15: the same coaches also coach stuff in the spring.
Speaker 1: And but you will never confuse you. If somebody doesn't
Speaker 1: love their kids them, I suffer with them. I am
Speaker 1: all in on it.
Speaker 6: But yeah, yelling to add them all the way.
Speaker 15: To the car, not think about it, Yeah, yelling what
Speaker 15: your psycho? Oh I'm definitely sorry. Oh she yelled at
Speaker 15: me the whole time. You're just a complete psycho with
Speaker 15: little hockey. I My wife's terrible. Like we go to
Speaker 15: she'll we'll travel to one of these hockey terms hockey
Speaker 15: things crazy and she'll get there and she can't even
Speaker 15: watch the game.
Speaker 1: She will go outside and walk around the building.
Speaker 15: And I have to give her updates to what's happening
Speaker 15: because she can't watch, you know, our son miss a
Speaker 15: pass or just like it's just too much. So we're
Speaker 15: both pretty pretty bad about it.
Speaker 1: We also man both extremely loving parents.
Speaker 15: Yeah we yeah, yeah we are. It's hard parentings stuff.
Speaker 15: I mean, I've done some hard things in my life,
Speaker 15: and you know, all the sobriety and all sorts of
Speaker 15: stuff and man parentings, it's like to do it well,
Speaker 15: it's like never it's a moving target. One day you're
Speaker 15: great at something, the next day they're a year a
Speaker 15: day older. It's like, oh and now I got to
Speaker 15: learn this skill, and now I have like a fifteen
Speaker 15: year old a thirteen year old.
Speaker 1: And it's a whole other level stuff. But somebody gets
Speaker 1: a guy net just more coffee as I reached my coffee.
Speaker 1: So we just announced Petty Country. The whole album's out
Speaker 1: May thirty. First, you can pre order it now. Dirk says.
Speaker 1: The song that's out American Girl, which we played and
Speaker 1: we're playing all morning long. You can see the Gravel
Speaker 1: and Gold Tour kicking off June seventh and Fort Worth,
Speaker 1: but it runs all back half of the year. Get
Speaker 1: tickets there at dirks dot com. Chase Rice Lee Brice
Speaker 1: on some.
Speaker 15: Of those Randy Rodgers band, Steven Wilson Juniors coming out.
Speaker 15: This guy Zach Top who's like Tracy Lawrence Reborn. He's
Speaker 15: amazing traditional. Yeah, he'sh man, he's hardcore. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, good to see you. We ever stuck about the
Speaker 1: petty thing.
Speaker 15: Feel bad, Dolly and uh and straight if you're out
Speaker 15: there listening, you know Stapleton, you guys put in a
Speaker 15: good effort, but it wasn't good enough for the Broby
Speaker 15: Bone Show.
Speaker 1: Amen.
Speaker 15: My My Tom Petty Songs, the one that's uh the
Speaker 15: scopper Shada chose to go with so single.
Speaker 1: That's just the way it is.
Speaker 15: You guys can keep your little Grammys and those little
Speaker 15: you know, weird things that give you At the SMA Awards,
Speaker 15: I'll just take you know, I'll take radio.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, so you've had we had this on the.
Speaker 1: List, No need to bring it up. Well, what how
Speaker 1: many Grammys have on one?
Speaker 6: Well you've made a list.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sixteen, I think yeah.
Speaker 6: Oh oh, I said fourteen.
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, sixteen, yeah, wow, seventeen. They gave you a
Speaker 15: free one. So this guy, hopefully this punch card, it's
Speaker 15: a punch card, gets a Smoothie King punch card based
Speaker 15: with the Grammy. So once this petty song, you know,
Speaker 15: gets dominated and doesn't win, yeah, it doesn't win.
Speaker 1: I hopefully won't win, because then that'd be a problem.
Speaker 1: I want to get the I want the punch card.
Speaker 1: Can ask you a question, Yeah, why would you bring
Speaker 1: that up? He knows, No, I know he knows, but
Speaker 1: there's but like I just wonder why you would go
Speaker 1: Like remember when we talked about it, but he didn't win. No, No,
Speaker 1: I really thought it was happening in your mind right then, Like, honestly.
Speaker 7: I think to be nominated is an honor. And he's
Speaker 7: nominated sixteen times.
Speaker 1: You didn't say, hey, how about all those honors when
Speaker 1: you were nominated? You said you washed.
Speaker 7: Okay, So even when you're nominated, you're forever a Grammy nominated.
Speaker 15: I have the little token they gave you. It's a
Speaker 15: little not real metal. It's kind of like a paper mache,
Speaker 15: but it's painted gold. So it kind of feels like.
Speaker 6: Now, I personally, we all think you should have one.
Speaker 1: Thank you just felt it was kind of awkward time
Speaker 1: we're wrapping up the conversation and that in there, you know.
Speaker 15: See me out the door, you know, I'll be thinking
Speaker 15: about that. We actually watched It was fun watching them
Speaker 15: from from home. The girls. My girls were like, are
Speaker 15: unpaid Taylor Swift like minions. I mean, it's like they
Speaker 15: are doing so much work on Taylor's behalf for free.
Speaker 15: She announced that new album she's got coming out, you know,
Speaker 15: and like there they are immediately on their devices, you know,
Speaker 15: promoting it here, promoting there. And I don't know if you,
Speaker 15: if you the dad, you got a Google her name,
Speaker 15: so I google Taylor Swift on Google. This little star
Speaker 15: starts come up my homepage on my phone and you
Speaker 15: hit the star and it gives it more something that
Speaker 15: makes it look like more people or have googled her name.
Speaker 1: My daughter.
Speaker 15: I think she did that ten thousand times. She pressed
Speaker 15: a little star to help out you, to help out
Speaker 15: her friend Taylor.
Speaker 1: No, not me. They don't do anything. They even watch
Speaker 1: my shows. We're on the road during the bus. I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: dad's getting ready to go rock to show. You want
Speaker 1: to watch it?
Speaker 15: They're like, I think we'll just keep watching Moana here
Speaker 15: for a little longer.
Speaker 1: But no, they'll do anything for Taylor. So funny. Well,
Speaker 1: good to see you, buddy. You look good. Thanks you
Speaker 1: sound good. I feel like you're good. Your song's good.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I don't know anything else. Good Amy say
Speaker 1: something good? Could you just freaking tell me? Yeah?
Speaker 6: I know you're so. We're so glad that you get
Speaker 6: to be here with us.
Speaker 1: Thank you? Thank you? Did you say I have to
Speaker 1: go be on the show and you get to be
Speaker 1: on the show. This is always a get to thank you.
Speaker 1: Always get to the show.
Speaker 15: Always get to everybody there, everybody, thank you.
Speaker 13: It's the Best Bits of the Week with Morgan.
Speaker 2: Number two.
Speaker 5: Bobby has been struggling with sleep for years and he's
Speaker 5: done all kinds of different things to try and figure
Speaker 5: out what's going on. But finally he did a sleep
Speaker 5: study and he shared all the details about He even
Speaker 5: put together a video of his experience there and what
Speaker 5: that was like for him.
Speaker 4: So he talked about it on the show.
Speaker 5: In case anybody else is struggling or has been scared
Speaker 5: to go do a sleep study, maybe it'll help you
Speaker 5: out and maybe you can be on the path to
Speaker 5: getting better sleep soon. I felt like a commercial, but
Speaker 5: I promise you it wasn't.
Speaker 4: So here you go. This is Bobby talking about his
Speaker 4: sleep study.
Speaker 13: Number four.
Speaker 1: Go over and talk to Summer, who was on the
Speaker 1: phone right now. Hey Summer, what's going on?
Speaker 17: Hey, good morning, everybody morning. I'm so glad you're talking
Speaker 17: about this because I haven't slept it in probably twenty years.
Speaker 1: Felt that I had the sleep.
Speaker 17: Test done and they kept me up all night.
Speaker 1: They kept you up all night. Wait, that's not a
Speaker 1: sleep test to.
Speaker 17: Yet all night, so that I would sleep during the test.
Speaker 17: And this was probably twenty years ago.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they've definitely changed since the last twenty years.
Speaker 1: Now they'll let you go to sleep at night.
Speaker 17: Okay, well, and I don't think even then I was
Speaker 17: really asleep because once I'm up, them up daytime, and
Speaker 17: so so I wonder how accurate those tests really are.
Speaker 17: I don't feel like I got any real answers from
Speaker 17: any of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would imagine because it was I mean, I
Speaker 1: would save in five years ago with how technology does
Speaker 1: not even this test, but in general with medicine that
Speaker 1: there have been big advancements, and I thought this was
Speaker 1: gonna be some you go in and it's like two lasers,
Speaker 1: and now they just tape a bunch of stuff to you.
Speaker 1: If you go to my Instagram, mister Bobby Bones, I
Speaker 1: did a whole video of me in the sleep test.
Speaker 1: So I have been putting this off for like two
Speaker 1: years because I would sleep three and a half four
Speaker 1: hours a night, but I was also making room to
Speaker 1: sleep for a change, meaning I was trying hard every
Speaker 1: night twelve thirty one o'clock, wide open, heart pounding, and
Speaker 1: I would wake up like stunned, like boo every time,
Speaker 1: not just at night. If I take a nap, anytime,
Speaker 1: I'll wake ellios boo so, okay, again on the waiting list.
Speaker 1: I finally go in. I have my consultation. The doctor's like,
Speaker 1: there are a lot of things that this could be,
Speaker 1: but you're gonna have to come to this room and sleep.
Speaker 1: They didn't offer me the option to do it at home,
Speaker 1: but she goes, it's not as good at home. It's
Speaker 1: less weird, but it's not as good.
Speaker 6: Well, if you did it at home, how does someone
Speaker 6: watch you?
Speaker 9: I think in the corner watch?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't think about that. No, they watched the window.
Speaker 1: Don't be too bid, they watch the window. No, it's
Speaker 1: it's like they just monitor. Yeah. I said, no, if
Speaker 1: I'm going to do it, I want to do it
Speaker 1: the most efficient way possible, even if it's uncomfortable. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna come up and sleep. And she said okay. Cool.
Speaker 1: So made the appointment like two weeks later. I showed up.
Speaker 1: That two weeks was Saturday night. They only do them
Speaker 1: apparently on like Friday, Saturday, Sunday nights. So I go
Speaker 1: up and they say be here at eight pm, and
Speaker 1: I'm like cool. It did feel weird, like I was
Speaker 1: going to spend a night at a friend's house if
Speaker 1: I never met the friend. That is weird. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: so I'm going and I'll pull into this parking lot
Speaker 1: and there's no car, there's no cars. There's like one
Speaker 1: or two cars in this massive parking lot. And am
Speaker 1: I having in the right place? So I get up
Speaker 1: and I go to the door and it says sleep
Speaker 1: and I can't get in. It's locked. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: did I come on the wrong night? There is a doorbell,
Speaker 1: ding dong doorbell. She goes, oh, welcome. I guess they
Speaker 1: just don't want any Tom Dick and Harry jumping in
Speaker 1: the door being like, I want to go to sleep.
Speaker 1: So you go in and she talks you through it,
Speaker 1: and she was awesome. Her name is Amanda, and made
Speaker 1: me completely comfortable because that's not a comfortable situation where
Speaker 1: there are cameras over the bed watching you sleep. And
Speaker 1: I say, so, what will you be able to see?
Speaker 1: She's like, well, everything we're gonna watch. And there's only
Speaker 1: like two other people. There's like three rooms total. Three
Speaker 1: of us are like sleeping and I didn't meet them,
Speaker 1: no smores or anything. And so she says, we can
Speaker 1: also hear you. So if anytime you need me, just
Speaker 1: go hey, would you might come in and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you're listening that closely. She goes, yeah, we have to
Speaker 1: listen because if whatever you're doing, we want to hear
Speaker 1: as well. Yah monitors, And so there's cameras everywhere. And
Speaker 1: though she's like, I'm gonna come back. What time would
Speaker 1: you like to go to sleep? And I said, I
Speaker 1: don't know nine thirty because eight and I had my
Speaker 1: phone in my computer and stuff. They don't mind, you work,
Speaker 1: do whatever you want. And so I'm working a little
Speaker 1: bit and then she comes in and she goes, Okay,
Speaker 1: you ready go to sleep?
Speaker 10: Oh my, like she's tucking you in.
Speaker 1: Well, she has to plug me up. So I sit
Speaker 1: down in a chair and it's all these It's just
Speaker 1: like when you would see people back in the day
Speaker 1: where they would tape like little circle tape things with
Speaker 1: them tape chest tape, tape legs, two on the legs.
Speaker 1: And you can see on my Instagram, I took videos
Speaker 1: of even the tapey things. Uh, strap around the way,
Speaker 1: strap around the chest good that they're putting on your
Speaker 1: head and they're putting sensors onto your head.
Speaker 9: God, that's weird.
Speaker 1: And then they do a thing in your nose and
Speaker 1: so are you this stuff right? And then they do
Speaker 1: like a ponytail thing where they put it all in
Speaker 1: one like plastic case. And it's still tough because you
Speaker 1: have wires all over you. But she's like, look, it's
Speaker 1: uncomfortable and it's difficult, but this is how we monitor
Speaker 1: everything because with me, apparently they were a bit worried
Speaker 1: about a few things. It wasn't like they could just
Speaker 1: do a couple, so I had every contraption. I'm like
Speaker 1: the one man band where he's got the accordion, the
Speaker 1: symbols has got that. Yeah, that's what I felt like.
Speaker 1: And so she says, uh, five point thirty is when
Speaker 1: I'll come wake you up. But if for some reason
Speaker 1: you're not breathing and we think there's a version of
Speaker 1: sleep apnea that you could have, we're going to come
Speaker 1: in in like two hours and wake you up and
Speaker 1: change out and put this like a I always thought
Speaker 1: the sleep apnea mask was like a full face cover
Speaker 1: like when you airplane drop. It's not. It's like two
Speaker 1: little things that go into your nose at the hospital. Yeah,
Speaker 1: basically oxygen. Yes, it's basically that. And so I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right, so I I go to sleep. Fine, I
Speaker 1: read and then I fall asleep.
Speaker 9: Were there clocks in there or anything? I have a phone, okay,
Speaker 9: oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Torture there's a private bathroom rules. No, nothing like that.
Speaker 1: The only thing they said was when you do go
Speaker 1: to sleep, put your phone like six or seven feet
Speaker 1: away from the machine so it doesn't get any acts
Speaker 1: a dental signal.
Speaker 10: How's the mattress we're talking King Queen?
Speaker 1: No, I would say Jack twin. I don't know King Queen.
Speaker 1: Jack like smaller than queen, but bigger than a twin.
Speaker 1: All yeah, yeah, full, that would be it. So I
Speaker 1: I you know, I don't have trouble falling asleep, it's
Speaker 1: staying asleep. So I'm laying on my back and then
Speaker 1: I lay on the side and I'm just kind of
Speaker 1: in and out and then I hear, hey, wake up,
Speaker 1: wake up, wake up? Like what's up? She goes, we
Speaker 1: have to you're not breathing. Oh, And I'm like you, Sam, look,
Speaker 1: I'm half out of it. And so they she takes
Speaker 1: this thing off my nose, puts the machine in and
Speaker 1: it blows pretty hard to where if you just open
Speaker 1: your is blowing straighten your nose, it doesn't stop. It's
Speaker 1: just like in your nose, but if you open your mouth,
Speaker 1: it comes escaping out of your mouth. Weird, like if
Speaker 1: you drink water like milk and it comes out your nose.
Speaker 1: It's because all that's kind of built the same. So
Speaker 1: this is nose a compromut the mouth. She goes, you
Speaker 1: can't open your mouth or it's gonna come out, So
Speaker 1: they'll put a chin strap on me because I would
Speaker 1: go to sleep and open my mouth. Oh I didn't
Speaker 1: bring my tape. I would have put the tape on
Speaker 1: my mouth. But if you open your mouth, it doesn't
Speaker 1: work because it's just going and out your mouth. So
Speaker 1: chin strap on. Oh yeah, I'm ready for like a
Speaker 1: football game or bicycle or ride or something. And I
Speaker 1: fall asleep for like two and a half three hours
Speaker 1: and I wake up and she's like, yeah, they don't
Speaker 1: let you know right then because you get up at
Speaker 1: five thirty and I'm out of it. So you're just sleepy,
Speaker 1: And it's not like they're going to go over all
Speaker 1: the results right then because you kind of don't know
Speaker 1: what planet you're on. And they're gonna call me this week.
Speaker 1: But my guess is that I have a few different
Speaker 1: things because she said, hey, we put the I freaket
Speaker 1: what the machine's called spout, that's it seatpat, Yeah, something
Speaker 1: like that. She goes, we put that on you and
Speaker 1: it definitely helped your breathing. But there was something else
Speaker 1: happening too, So I don't really know what's going on.
Speaker 7: So did they say that you may have to sleep
Speaker 7: with that a lot of people?
Speaker 1: I want to, Yeah, it would be all it's not,
Speaker 1: but it's not near as big and loud, and I
Speaker 1: don't know. I felt like it was one of those
Speaker 1: masks like an airplane.
Speaker 6: I wonder if back in the day that's what it was,
Speaker 6: and it's it's just.
Speaker 1: Because I'm looking at pictures of it now and it's
Speaker 1: not even that, like it's like strapped to the head
Speaker 1: and it's a mask, but now it's it's like a
Speaker 1: little thing that just goes in the nose. So that
Speaker 1: was a deal. I don't know what's up, but they
Speaker 1: acted like that I had some stuff to work on
Speaker 1: and hopefully i'll sleep And they say, man, once your
Speaker 1: sleep changes your life is your quality of life is
Speaker 1: going to be so much better. So I can't wait
Speaker 1: for that if that's true. Yeah, because I haven't really
Speaker 1: had good sleep in years, like consistent good sleep. But
Speaker 1: I would tell you I've been taping my mouth at
Speaker 1: night and it does help a little bit because it
Speaker 1: makes me breathe through my nose, which apparently I was
Speaker 1: getting the sleep apne because my mouth though bit and
Speaker 1: I would not breathing or my throat would like close up.
Speaker 6: But I drove home, so all in all, so far,
Speaker 6: you're definitely glad they.
Speaker 1: Didn't have any cereal.
Speaker 9: Oh that's usually what you do in the morning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, I guess I'm very happy that I
Speaker 1: did it because they'll give me my results hopefully sometime
Speaker 1: this week. It wasn't cheap. They were like, hey, I
Speaker 1: don't think my insurance covered it.
Speaker 9: It didn't sound cheap with all that stuff they used.
Speaker 1: Well, they called and they said, hey, before you come,
Speaker 1: because I guess I don't want aybody to sleep and
Speaker 1: get all the details. It cost me eight hundred fifty bucks.
Speaker 1: So they're like, you need to pay eight fifty and
Speaker 1: I was just like, hey, man, if it's I negotiated,
Speaker 1: I was like, I give you two hundred. They're like,
Speaker 1: there was no negotiation.
Speaker 7: I'm sure they may have plans for people. You would think,
Speaker 7: if you could solve this, your your life.
Speaker 6: Can that is what they say, so it would be
Speaker 6: a different human.
Speaker 1: I would. I hope that they're able to give me something. No,
Speaker 1: I don't want medicine. I'll take it if I have to.
Speaker 1: I'm not anti medicine, but I don't like to take
Speaker 1: medicine just generally if I don't really really really have to.
Speaker 1: So but that was it. That was the story, and
Speaker 1: I went home, slept in the day, and then took
Speaker 1: a video. You can see the video. The whole thing
Speaker 1: up at mister Bobby Bones is bizarre. It is awesome,
Speaker 1: Like it still looks like this, like how they taped
Speaker 1: the wires to you is still so twenty years ago.
Speaker 1: Feeling yeah, because you would think there would just be
Speaker 1: like something you could put under your tongue and it
Speaker 1: would give all the information. What's up?
Speaker 7: I was just thinking, when you were leaving in the morning,
Speaker 7: did you see your other sleep buddies or are they
Speaker 7: leaving the same show?
Speaker 1: Not my buddies in sec I didn't see anything. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything. So that's what it's like. Give
Speaker 1: you guys the update. Whenever they give me the update,
Speaker 1: I appreciate that.
Speaker 13: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 4: Number two fantasy draft went down. This week. We drafted
Speaker 4: the best things about.
Speaker 5: Small towns, which was kind of a hard category because
Speaker 5: there's only so many things, but there's also a lot
Speaker 5: of things at the same time, and not being generic
Speaker 5: while being you know, not enough is just a lot.
Speaker 4: So listen to the teams we picked and let us
Speaker 4: know your favorites. Although the voting has already.
Speaker 5: Closed, and after you hear this, I'll tell you who
Speaker 5: won and who's out for the next draft.
Speaker 1: Number three, there's the drafting category, The best thing is
Speaker 1: about small towns. Morgan goes first. We rolled the dice.
Speaker 9: This is so hard.
Speaker 4: It's a hard one.
Speaker 10: Yeah, because I've never lived in a small town.
Speaker 9: Oh, then you're out of luck.
Speaker 1: You lived in You're right, you lived in a city.
Speaker 1: But it was a neighborhood ish kind of thing. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But but okay, I got you. Well, then you just
Speaker 1: maybe you should won't do good.
Speaker 10: No, No, I'll probably dominate still because I'm good at everything.
Speaker 1: Best thing about living in a small town, Morgan, did
Speaker 1: you live in a small town?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 5: I wouldn't call Wichita a small town, but growing up
Speaker 5: there wasn't exactly a big town either. Okay, so I
Speaker 5: did have a little mix of both.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, and what do you think The best thing
Speaker 1: is about a small town?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 5: This is hard to have the number one pick up
Speaker 5: this because I just don't know where it's gonna go.
Speaker 5: But I'm I'm gonna go with this one because I
Speaker 5: feel like it's accurate. Everything is cheap, Like drinks don't
Speaker 5: cost fifteen dollars. You don't have to buy grazy.
Speaker 1: We didn't say go back thirty years. We said small town.
Speaker 5: Now, No, it is small Like you go to a
Speaker 5: dive bar now, it'll be like four bucks for a drink.
Speaker 6: You can get fries for two dollars, So cheap drinks
Speaker 6: at the bar.
Speaker 4: It's cheap.
Speaker 1: Everything's why are you guys going to bars and cities there?
Speaker 1: Drive out to the town that'd be nice, then drive back,
Speaker 1: all right, Ray Moon, don't get from a small town? Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is simple. I'm in a small town right now,
Speaker 1: and known you guys are give me no traffic.
Speaker 11: I can get from one of them to the Other's
Speaker 11: a good one.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. The best thing is about small Town's
Speaker 1: the church community. There are a couple of churches in
Speaker 1: every small town and their rivals, but still everybody's pretty close,
Speaker 1: and that you go to one of the two churches
Speaker 1: for the most part, and you're all pretty tight because
Speaker 1: of it. So I'm gonna go small town church community.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but if you don't go, everyone knows ye hasn't
Speaker 9: been a church every week?
Speaker 1: Or or am I going to Harvey Chapel across the stream?
Speaker 1: You don't even know that it's at a mountain, Pine badges,
Speaker 1: lunchbox man, Amy's out by the way because she finished
Speaker 1: last the last game, tough man.
Speaker 6: Correct.
Speaker 1: The best things about a small.
Speaker 10: Town, oh man.
Speaker 12: The best thing about a small town no violent crime,
Speaker 12: so much safer, less crime, less crime.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 11: Eddie easy man. What do you do in the country
Speaker 11: with the boys? Bonfire parties. Let's just make a big
Speaker 11: fire and let's have a party.
Speaker 1: Build parties.
Speaker 9: Yeah, what do you want? Your official answer is bonfire party?
Speaker 1: On fire parties. You would never call them that in
Speaker 1: a small town, but never. Never.
Speaker 11: You don't know many lunch lunch that was gonna be.
Speaker 1: On field party, but you have bonfire party.
Speaker 9: Bonfire party.
Speaker 1: I like it. That is like pyro technic good time,
Speaker 1: because the big fire is the the cool thing. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, so now we're gonna go backward.
Speaker 1: That's round one. Okay, so Eddie with your party. The
Speaker 1: best thing about a small talent?
Speaker 11: I was thinking about, man driving down that dirt roads road,
Speaker 11: dirt roads.
Speaker 1: All right, that's a good one.
Speaker 9: I mean, that's I mean, that's where I drank my
Speaker 9: first beer.
Speaker 1: Is that where Jesus?
Speaker 9: That's where I found Jesus.
Speaker 1: Lunch box? Hm, that's why I picked church community where
Speaker 1: I drank my first I didn't drink the beer, but
Speaker 1: that's where I found Jesus.
Speaker 11: What do you got lunch mm hmm, I'm thinking man,
Speaker 11: he actually googled what's cool to do in a small town?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Uh, guys. Nature is that your fingertips? Nature? Access to nature?
Speaker 1: You saw sometimes if you're in a country, small town or.
Speaker 9: Else is a small town.
Speaker 1: Like honey, everything nature money. I think that's probably pretty accurate.
Speaker 9: If there's a pond, maybe there's no pond.
Speaker 1: Small town. He puts nature, Okay, I put hunting fishing
Speaker 1: every day.
Speaker 9: You didn't love that the lyric.
Speaker 10: I couldn't do the lyric.
Speaker 9: There you go.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, you said nature, so nature, nature with hunting
Speaker 1: and fishing, putting, Friday night lights. High school football.
Speaker 9: That's really good.
Speaker 1: It's a massive deal. Everybody comes out for it. High
Speaker 1: school football, Friday night lights. It's that's it. That's what's
Speaker 1: happening in town.
Speaker 6: That was not.
Speaker 1: What you say.
Speaker 6: That one wasn't in the article.
Speaker 1: I didn't article.
Speaker 9: I know lunchbox articles.
Speaker 1: I know if I google an article, you guys have
Speaker 1: probably googled it too, So I don't google articles. All right,
Speaker 1: next step RAYMONDO shoot guns? Okay at anything? Okay, anything
Speaker 1: shooting guns?
Speaker 11: Yeah, well kind of guys, skidding.
Speaker 5: Registered Moregan, see, I don't know, Okay. I think I'm
Speaker 5: gonna go with the slow pace, like everything's very slow.
Speaker 1: Get enjoy life, slower pace of life. To try that
Speaker 1: in a small all right, So Morgan, what are your two?
Speaker 8: So far?
Speaker 4: Everything is cheap and slower pace.
Speaker 1: Right now, you'll go first and round three? Yeah, what
Speaker 1: are you going to add to that?
Speaker 5: Oh man, I'm between two and I just thought of
Speaker 5: one when you were talking about Friday night lights.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I want to do it or
Speaker 4: if I want to do Thursday.
Speaker 1: Night dark, Wednesday night sunrise after everybody's done.
Speaker 4: Small cafes, Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 5: Small cafes like the local spots right right, there's not
Speaker 5: a lot of change like the shot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, small cafes. Okay, Ray call it corny, but everybody
Speaker 1: waves in my neighborhood. If you don't wave, you're actually
Speaker 1: an outcast. That's I like that, right, Everybody waves.
Speaker 9: How's going?
Speaker 1: Randy? Hey, Mike? Hey, Tom, No you're waving, but you're
Speaker 1: saying that's hold people the right. So far, I have church,
Speaker 1: community and Friday night lights. I'm gonna pick the best
Speaker 1: thing about small towns is small schools because the classes
Speaker 1: aren't humongous and you can pretty much do anything and
Speaker 1: everything some small schools.
Speaker 10: Yeah, but then you run out of chicks to date.
Speaker 9: That's true.
Speaker 11: There are things called cars, and you can go to
Speaker 11: the next small town and find a chick.
Speaker 1: Or a big town here.
Speaker 10: But I'm just saying, all right, next up, lunchbox, it's me.
Speaker 9: Now, Hey, I don't know what did your little website say.
Speaker 10: I'm looking for right now?
Speaker 1: Low city folk?
Speaker 10: Well, there was one item on there, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: If I just say that, then you shouldn't. Probably Yeah.
Speaker 10: Ah, man, M I don't know. Let's see it.
Speaker 9: Quit looking at my list, Ddie gets your own little
Speaker 9: I'm already already have my answer.
Speaker 2: Hey mmm mmm.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: That limit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we need you to pick one, dude.
Speaker 12: Okay, helping hands, everyone's there to help you.
Speaker 10: What's everybody's got your back.
Speaker 12: Everybody's got everybody's got your back, helping hands, everybody's got
Speaker 12: your back.
Speaker 9: Do you want helping hands on that?
Speaker 1: What do you want your words to be? Because that's
Speaker 1: what we put out people vote on.
Speaker 10: Everybody has your back.
Speaker 1: Okay? Cool?
Speaker 9: I like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, helping hands just felt funny.
Speaker 10: Sorry, I didn't know how to Eddie.
Speaker 9: Am I the last?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Man, I'm between two really good ones, like two really
Speaker 11: really good. So I have stargazing because like that's great
Speaker 11: when you're in a small town you look up like, Wow,
Speaker 11: he's every single star guy.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 9: I love that. And then which I think I'm gonna
Speaker 9: go with is the dances at the VFW. Oh, those
Speaker 9: VFW dances, man, that's that's where it's at.
Speaker 11: What else are youna on the Friday night? Oh, there's
Speaker 11: a dance with the VFW with a band cool can't Wait?
Speaker 1: Is that your answer?
Speaker 9: That's my answer right.
Speaker 1: It's the Veterans of Foreign War. It's a my grandma
Speaker 1: and I used to go, but never in our town.
Speaker 1: We should go play being go there. It's like a
Speaker 1: group of people that were in wars. Yeah, and so
Speaker 1: they have a But Eddie is like the twenties.
Speaker 12: He has competing days. He has the dance on Friday
Speaker 12: night or the bonfire party. So which one's better?
Speaker 1: If that's what a you are.
Speaker 11: You can go to the VFW dance and then the
Speaker 11: bonfire party afterwards.
Speaker 1: Or you can pre game get drunk the bonfire party
Speaker 1: field party. Okay, So Eddie has dances at the VFW,
Speaker 1: dirt roads and bonfire parties.
Speaker 9: That's I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: Lunch Box has less crime, nature and everybody has.
Speaker 9: Your back, helping hands.
Speaker 10: He chose about the hunting fishing man.
Speaker 1: Everybody that that's nature. I know. But yeah, Morgan has
Speaker 1: everything cheap, slower pace and small cafes. Ray has no traffic,
Speaker 1: shooting guns and everybody waves quality. And I have church
Speaker 1: community of Friday night lights and small schools.
Speaker 9: That's really good.
Speaker 1: Go vote to Bobbyblones dot com. We don't put our
Speaker 1: names on it on the vote, and don't vote for
Speaker 1: just the top that's the first round because we all
Speaker 1: had different positions. Vote for the three together that you
Speaker 1: would pick. Bobby Bones dot Com will put it up
Speaker 1: there for a few hours. Thank you guys, good job everybody.
Speaker 9: I should have gone stargazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's the term is not good.
Speaker 9: What do you mean that's what it's called when it
Speaker 9: feels like you're.
Speaker 1: Looking through a telescope. I would say laying down in
Speaker 1: a field staring at stars.
Speaker 10: And that's a really long answer though.
Speaker 11: I don't know if in the truck bed on a
Speaker 11: diror whatever you want to do with whiskey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, thank you. There you go.
Speaker 13: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two.
Speaker 5: All right, so Bobby won that draft. He got the
Speaker 5: votes one percent more.
Speaker 4: Votes than I did, but he won.
Speaker 5: He has the belt on his desk and Eddie loss
Speaker 5: so he'll be sitting out for the next draft.
Speaker 4: He was not happy about that. But speaking of Eddie and.
Speaker 5: Bobby, Bobby shared that he will pay the entire thing
Speaker 5: for Eddie two go to Turkey.
Speaker 4: And get a hair transplant.
Speaker 5: Well, there were new developments, not only do we have
Speaker 5: a decision, like a final decision from Eddie and we're
Speaker 5: back and forth a final decision and another offer came in,
Speaker 5: So you need to hear all this.
Speaker 1: Number two, we wanted to talk to Melissa before we
Speaker 1: get over to Eddie and see if he's gonna take
Speaker 1: my offer to go to Turkey the Country. Melissa, So
Speaker 1: your son went to Turkey the Country a month ago
Speaker 1: for a hair transplant? Is that true?
Speaker 14: That's correct?
Speaker 1: Can you tell me is he Eddie's worried he's gonna
Speaker 1: get killed over there? Is he still alive? How's the
Speaker 1: hair transplant working that kind of thing?
Speaker 14: He's still alive. He's the hair transplant in the schooling. Okay,
Speaker 14: he's doing great, and.
Speaker 1: Just hit what is it still in the early stages?
Speaker 1: I don't know, cause I don't know what it looks like.
Speaker 6: Like you just healing it?
Speaker 14: Yah?
Speaker 1: Swollen?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So what's he look like right now?
Speaker 14: It's not swollen anymore?
Speaker 18: Good.
Speaker 14: It's actually to the stage where it's starting to fall down.
Speaker 14: It goes through from what I understand, processes of falling out.
Speaker 1: I think it.
Speaker 14: Goes through three or four of those before you get
Speaker 14: to be full whatever.
Speaker 1: Where you get four times? Yeah, would you recommend Eddie
Speaker 1: do it?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, God, that's so passionate.
Speaker 4: I mean, this is a mom.
Speaker 1: Her son absolutely put him in danger, Melissa, thank you
Speaker 1: for calling.
Speaker 14: He is twenty eight years old and he is my
Speaker 14: heart and he went by hisself.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 14: I was a nervous director for four days. So but
Speaker 14: he was passionate about it as I am.
Speaker 1: I Eddie's not that I am head. Thank you for that.
Speaker 1: I really appreciate it. Amy, do you have the numbers?
Speaker 1: I do? Okay. I just wanted to know the final
Speaker 1: numbers because said I would pay for it. Amy, I
Speaker 1: don't even know what to ask you. Just give me
Speaker 1: some data here, okay.
Speaker 7: So I researched the all inclusive course hairplace. Okay, it's
Speaker 7: like sandals for hair to start calling it the HTTP,
Speaker 7: which is the hair transplant in Turkey package for thirty
Speaker 7: five hundred dollars, Eddie's going to get a five star hotel,
Speaker 7: VIP transportation and all these hair transplant things like there's.
Speaker 6: So many things. It's about five thousand graphs.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So this isn't the airfare, this is just the.
Speaker 4: Just the package.
Speaker 7: Yes, for the surgery and then if two people are flying,
Speaker 7: flights range anywhere from three to four thousand dollars for
Speaker 7: two flights. So let's take the average thirty five hundred.
Speaker 7: So you do thirty five hundred plus thirty five hundred.
Speaker 7: We're looking at a seven thousand dollars grand total for
Speaker 7: flight for everything.
Speaker 9: Seven grand.
Speaker 1: Wait, you said airfare for two people. Oh so that's combined.
Speaker 6: Yeah, airfare for two people, that's all it is.
Speaker 9: Meals too, right, we talked about meals.
Speaker 1: Okay, you need drip.
Speaker 9: No, no, no drip no drip, yes, meals.
Speaker 1: I think they feed on the plane.
Speaker 9: Well, not on the plane while I'm in.
Speaker 6: Turkey, man, what I didn't okay.
Speaker 1: Okay, sure, yeah, yeah, I have a Turkey sandwich r
Speaker 1: r right Turkey leg what Instagram post that would be
Speaker 1: a Turkey and turkey.
Speaker 6: You should just when you're there, only just Turkey.
Speaker 1: So could I get him and somebody there all gone
Speaker 1: for ten thousand dollars? Yes?
Speaker 9: Oh that's the food, perfect.
Speaker 7: No three grand for food for food, but you're looking
Speaker 7: at seven thousand dollars ish total for Eddie and a partner.
Speaker 1: Eddie you get and I know Amy read some of
Speaker 1: this off, but did you say multi lingual medical advisors?
Speaker 6: You say that, why didn't go through the whole list?
Speaker 7: But you do get that because obviously you want to
Speaker 7: be able to communicate with your doctors.
Speaker 1: And aftercare products one hundred percent result guarantee and if not,
Speaker 1: you just go back to.
Speaker 9: The front office. No, there's no going back to Turkey.
Speaker 9: There's no going back.
Speaker 11: Okay, yeah, so how long am I out of commission here?
Speaker 1: I asked me to find that too?
Speaker 7: Well, you're you're there for three nights at the hotel,
Speaker 7: so if you talk, like two days to get there.
Speaker 7: So a week, three nights day at the five star
Speaker 7: hotel and then you got to travel back.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Eddie, did you talk to your wife?
Speaker 9: Talk to my wife?
Speaker 1: What did she say?
Speaker 9: She from the very beginning has loved the idea right.
Speaker 1: Or she'd liked to run her hands through that harry head.
Speaker 9: She's like, of course, like why wouldn't I want head on?
Speaker 9: Hair on your head?
Speaker 1: Got to get paid for.
Speaker 9: I talked to my parents.
Speaker 1: Why would you move to find a note? I feel
Speaker 1: like you're searching for a note.
Speaker 9: I'm not searching for a note. I just want to
Speaker 9: make sure everyone in my family.
Speaker 1: You don't sign off, here's sign off on it. Go ahead.
Speaker 9: It's like the lady that called, you know, she's concerned
Speaker 9: about her son.
Speaker 1: Go ahead.
Speaker 6: My parents and did what he wanted to do.
Speaker 9: Eight My parents said, I'd be an idiot not to
Speaker 9: do this.
Speaker 6: Okay, let's go.
Speaker 9: My cousin texted me, okay, stop what I.
Speaker 1: Going to my mailman? You're finding a no, I know it.
Speaker 9: Go ahead.
Speaker 11: My cousin texted me yesterday and said, dude, I would
Speaker 11: love to do this.
Speaker 9: You should do it. Everyone I've talked to said you
Speaker 9: should do it. And then I said the Middle East
Speaker 9: and they said yes, even the Middle East. So bones,
Speaker 9: let's go.
Speaker 11: I know, like Amy said, this is a big deal
Speaker 11: for you to fork out ten thousand dollars for me
Speaker 11: to have hair on my head.
Speaker 1: But they don't.
Speaker 6: Don't commit to the ten k It's not going to
Speaker 6: be that much.
Speaker 9: Oh that's what we committed on ten thousand.
Speaker 1: But it could be over that. Now he has to
Speaker 1: make the rest she want.
Speaker 9: Hey, the drum roll guys getting tired?
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, raised on drum back there, but can't you
Speaker 1: sound effect anymore?
Speaker 19: So?
Speaker 1: Raised on drums. So Eddie, I'm going to count from
Speaker 1: five to zero. When I say one at the zero point,
Speaker 1: I want you to say yes or no? Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Here's his answer, Ray, go hit it again?
Speaker 1: Five four three two. There's an update that I want
Speaker 1: to share that just came in.
Speaker 9: Hold it, hold it the update?
Speaker 6: Wait?
Speaker 9: What what's the update?
Speaker 1: What? What? What were you going to say? No?
Speaker 9: No, no, no, no?
Speaker 1: What's the What were you going to say?
Speaker 9: Don't worry about it?
Speaker 6: Is it going to the Turkish?
Speaker 1: What are you going to say? What do you mean?
Speaker 15: Like?
Speaker 1: I have an update? But what are you gonna say?
Speaker 1: You can change your answer based on the update. Would
Speaker 1: you have said yes or no?
Speaker 9: I was gonna say yes.
Speaker 11: Okay, So wait, hold on, you're ruined my moments update.
Speaker 1: Maybe I haven't up rund your moment. Maybe I've made
Speaker 1: it better. So I got a message from one of
Speaker 1: my friends last night. Who I know. I listened to
Speaker 1: his podcast. He a pretty prominent guy, and he says, hey,
Speaker 1: I want to read this email here.
Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, this is crazy. What's happening?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 9: Who is who is this? What do they say?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you his name yet though, he says,
Speaker 1: I took a part inship role with four surgeons who
Speaker 1: are leading hair transplant surgeons in northwest Arkansas. Long story short,
Speaker 1: I know you're doing this with Eddie. Our physician team's phenomenal.
Speaker 1: This is not a commercial. They're not paying us anything.
Speaker 1: We're not paying them. This is all I think, he said.
Speaker 1: Our physician team's phenomenal. I had the transplant myself. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to say his name when I was still
Speaker 1: living in Da, Da Da. My results are amazing. Eddie
Speaker 1: needs to do it right. Doctor Ragland is the guy
Speaker 1: to do it. Let me know your thoughts.
Speaker 7: What in the US and A you're you're not paying
Speaker 7: for you fiers and go to Turkey?
Speaker 9: No no, no, no no hold on Amy, Amy please right?
Speaker 9: Do you know?
Speaker 1: This is what he says, said complete honestly, the only
Speaker 1: reason I would go to Turkey if I was trying
Speaker 1: to go a more affordable route. Turkey's cheaper for sure
Speaker 1: and safe and good. No, no, it's safe too. He's
Speaker 1: even said it was safe. He said. But doctor Raglin
Speaker 1: is a top tier because he did him.
Speaker 9: Doctor Raglan, That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: He said, Let's fly him. Dude's you should say the
Speaker 1: picture of his head. You want to see picture, he said,
Speaker 1: Let's fly him into x and A. We'll put him
Speaker 1: up the embassy suites and fly him back to Nashville. No,
Speaker 1: this is before, Okay, this after.
Speaker 9: Wow, that's a lot of hair.
Speaker 6: Eddie, listen to this.
Speaker 7: Doctor Raglan has always had a passion for serving the
Speaker 7: community and helping others feel their best.
Speaker 11: So the same technique as the Turkish guy.
Speaker 1: By the way, this I don't know, but this came.
Speaker 1: We can get probably get doctor Raglin on the phone.
Speaker 1: Let's do it. This came in late last time.
Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, this is a lifesaver. Dude.
Speaker 11: I almost just went to Turkey and like died you
Speaker 11: still can No, no, no, no, no, I'd rather go to Arkansas.
Speaker 12: But wow, when he went to Turkey, because it's funny
Speaker 12: him just going to Arkansas.
Speaker 10: Is it really that good of a bit?
Speaker 1: Yes, I think, Eddie, get you a hair transplant surgery, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, who knew?
Speaker 20: I have other friends that are like, I got it.
Speaker 20: I just really don't talk about it a lot, dude.
Speaker 20: That's gonna be me. I'm never talking about it.
Speaker 1: No, No, I don't think you should. It should be a
Speaker 1: thing it should be a stima.
Speaker 9: I'd be like if somebody who cares, oh I to
Speaker 9: a the country like speaking about it.
Speaker 1: I don't think you speak about it. But it's like
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. So there's an update here. Oh thank you.
Speaker 1: We'll see if we can get the doctor on the phone.
Speaker 9: Saved me.
Speaker 1: But I can probably not have to pay as much
Speaker 1: if I can go shoot content on it.
Speaker 20: Okay, listen, you're gonna come with me shoot content love it.
Speaker 20: Somebody will els and readers come with me. Man, all right,
Speaker 20: that's all we have to go.
Speaker 1: We'll come back.
Speaker 7: Go ahead, Amy, Well, I'm looking at before and afters
Speaker 7: on their d doctor rat looks legit.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at his friend.
Speaker 7: It's mdhair Labs dot com and they have results and
Speaker 7: there's before and after.
Speaker 1: Are you sure that's yes?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's him.
Speaker 1: I never met him.
Speaker 9: This is amazing.
Speaker 1: But my friend, who I know and trust. Wow, I
Speaker 1: wanted to hire at one point, but he has a
Speaker 1: big job.
Speaker 6: Really yeah, I didn't know that this was possible.
Speaker 1: Like, Amy, Okay, we have to go. We will come
Speaker 1: back in a second. I promised it was not a bit.
Speaker 1: It was a stage. Eddie didn't know that was going
Speaker 1: to happen. He was gonna say, yes, this is amazing.
Speaker 1: Eddie was going to yesterday he had his answer and
Speaker 1: the answer is yes.
Speaker 11: Yeah, the answer was he yet I've been hours of stressing.
Speaker 9: The answer was yes.
Speaker 1: And I got a call last minute that was like, hey,
Speaker 1: hold off on Eddie for a second. Well, some people
Speaker 1: were actually very worried about you going to Turkey. And
Speaker 1: I would say ninety percent of the calls or messages
Speaker 1: I've gotten were like, he should go to Turkey. However,
Speaker 1: Kirsten's on the phone. Listen to this. Hey Kirsten, So
Speaker 1: tell me about what do you know about hair transplants
Speaker 1: in Turkey?
Speaker 18: Okay? So I will start off by saying, we do
Speaker 18: robotic hair a stories in Wisconsin, and we have pictures
Speaker 18: and horror stories of people going to Turkey.
Speaker 1: Oh none of your own. Okay.
Speaker 6: Oh they come back to like you're like helping them.
Speaker 1: Yeah what what what happens? Because you know Eddie's well,
Speaker 1: probably not gonna go to Turkey now.
Speaker 18: Yes, they have really bad starring some of the hair
Speaker 18: follow holds. You can't get help again?
Speaker 14: Yeah from that.
Speaker 1: Doctor hard to go back to the office because so
Speaker 1: far away.
Speaker 18: Up here and with Onten, we have the newest, the best,
Speaker 18: the most advanced robotic hair respiration technology, and we want
Speaker 18: to offer Eddie a deal that we would not offer
Speaker 18: anybody else.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, okay, anymore there, Okay, Ray Kirsten, thank you.
Speaker 1: We're gonna put you in and keep a number. I
Speaker 1: definitely am not I have a lot of deals coming
Speaker 1: in a position your agent.
Speaker 10: It feels like he needs a business partner.
Speaker 1: One of my one of my friends message me who
Speaker 1: had it done? He had it done himself and he's
Speaker 1: now a partner at this that they do this in
Speaker 1: buel Arkansas, Arkansas. He said, he pictures of his head.
Speaker 1: Do you see the pictures of that? They look so
Speaker 1: this is before.
Speaker 6: Okay, this is.
Speaker 9: A lot of hair.
Speaker 1: And so he's like, he's like, send Eddie over. I
Speaker 1: got a trust me.
Speaker 9: Hold on my business partner, my business agent has I will.
Speaker 1: Tell you from being busin with him, I would stop
Speaker 1: saying that because he's not in any way your business partner.
Speaker 9: What's up, Melody is that.
Speaker 12: Like, if Eddie does get a full head of hair,
Speaker 12: how long are we gonna laugh at him?
Speaker 10: Because it looks so overdiculous?
Speaker 1: What do you mean it's.
Speaker 10: Gonna be Oh no, because you're so so you're gonna
Speaker 10: to give.
Speaker 1: Up the hat game, Like you're right, name is that's
Speaker 1: what that's what.
Speaker 9: Cut is gonna be a mullet?
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, no, what do you mean you just
Speaker 1: you first cut me some simple.
Speaker 12: But I'm just saying, like when you see someone like
Speaker 12: how do they get a new haircut.
Speaker 10: And you're like, oh my yeah, it'll it's gonna look hilarious.
Speaker 10: Right for a minute.
Speaker 1: It's like me, I've grown my hair out and it
Speaker 1: looks terrible, but it's hilarious when I just wear it
Speaker 1: in a headband. It looks terrible. My wife, you've told
Speaker 1: me last night, please cut your hair.
Speaker 11: Dude, I cannot wait. But like I've always wanted that.
Speaker 11: Remember that Peaky Blinder's cut.
Speaker 1: You have to stop about imagination cuts three months though.
Speaker 1: After you get it and it grows back, it'll be
Speaker 1: normal in the rest of your life. Man. So, I
Speaker 1: think we're gonna send Eddie to Arkansas if we can
Speaker 1: work it out. If not, you're still going to Turkey.
Speaker 9: Who wha wha, whoa whoa.
Speaker 1: You said yes. If we can't work this out in
Speaker 1: Arkansas or you're gonna go to Turkey.
Speaker 9: If we could work out Turkey, we can work out Arkansas.
Speaker 1: That's not a saying it is mine, it's it's my slogan.
Speaker 1: So that's the deal he's gonna hopefully get. But it's
Speaker 1: like I told him, it's not like a little spot.
Speaker 9: But what are you talking?
Speaker 1: Like a full head transplant. It's like almost they need
Speaker 1: to chop off somebod's head and put it on there
Speaker 1: my head.
Speaker 10: Do they shave the head that's on his hair or
Speaker 10: do they leave that there?
Speaker 1: They shave the hair that like what little he had?
Speaker 1: Get the doctor on the phone.
Speaker 9: I don't have that little.
Speaker 1: I don't know the doctor, but I think we can
Speaker 1: probably get him on the phone next week.
Speaker 10: Because you it feels like it'd be mismatched hair.
Speaker 6: Like you know, it's not. They obviously know what they're doing.
Speaker 1: They take it from his butt in his front.
Speaker 9: No, I can't. You can't do that.
Speaker 1: It's really curly.
Speaker 9: That looks weird.
Speaker 1: So that's where we are, right, Wow, you gotta get
Speaker 1: the doctor. I don't even know we can do the Arkaniteau,
Speaker 1: I said an email.
Speaker 11: And plus they do have to see what they're working with. Like,
Speaker 11: what if I'm too bald and they're like you, that's
Speaker 11: too much.
Speaker 1: Posted a picture of you completely bald when lunch Box
Speaker 1: shaved your head like seven years ago. I remember that
Speaker 1: you have a good shaved head.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but but I don't want to do that every day.
Speaker 9: You know, people shave their head every day. I don't
Speaker 9: want to do that.
Speaker 1: Okay, So next week we'll try to figure it out. We'll
Speaker 1: ship Eddy off. Wow, I've been getting some hair.
Speaker 9: This is great.
Speaker 1: And if not, we're going to Turkey.
Speaker 9: Hey, and a lot of offers coming in.
Speaker 1: If that doctor dies or the company goes bankrupt, or
Speaker 1: Arkansas loses its ability to be a state, any of
Speaker 1: that happens, You're going to Turkey.
Speaker 9: So o good. I'll take that risk.
Speaker 6: Maybe Ray can get the robot one.
Speaker 9: We just spread everyone around. Scoob and Steve go somewhere.
Speaker 1: He's been going to a place to help him out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's had a pony tail yesterday. I saw it.
Speaker 13: It's the best Bits of the week with Morgan Number two.
Speaker 5: One of Bobby's favorite bands was in studio this week,
Speaker 5: the Red Clay Strays. I'm really glad he brought him
Speaker 5: in because I've never heard of him before, and now
Speaker 5: I can't stop listening.
Speaker 4: They're so good.
Speaker 5: They're from Alabama, and only did they talk about like
Speaker 5: how they formed as a band and where their name
Speaker 5: came from, but also we heard like the success they've
Speaker 5: been having recently, and they had some amazing performances. I
Speaker 5: can't share them with you here, but after you listen
Speaker 5: to this interview, because this is the number one spot,
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Speaker 4: And watch their performances because they're so good. All right, y'all.
Speaker 4: Here they are, without further ado, the Red Clay.
Speaker 13: Strays Number one, so Bobby Bones Show Interviews. In case
Speaker 13: you didn't know.
Speaker 1: This is one of my favorite bands in existence right now.
Speaker 1: Their name is the Red Clay Strays. I found them
Speaker 1: on TikTok and they're just awesome. I almost want to
Speaker 1: shut up just so they can come in. They're off
Speaker 1: from Alabama. They've been doing this for a while. They
Speaker 1: just played the Grand Ole Opry. They've been out with
Speaker 1: Dirk's and Eric Church and el King and ull Crow
Speaker 1: Medicine Show and they're awesome. And that's all I'll say here.
Speaker 1: They are the Red Clay Strays on the Bobby Bone
Speaker 1: Show now cause I've been begging my producer to get
Speaker 1: you guys in here since Christmas just about Like I've
Speaker 1: been a big fan for a long time, so this
Speaker 1: is super cool for me to have you guys. Brandon
Speaker 1: good to meet you. You know what's fun about you
Speaker 1: is you perform a lot of times dressed up, like
Speaker 1: in a sports coat, and it's like, I don't know
Speaker 1: how he does it. At some point I think I
Speaker 1: would just get hot and like go to cut off
Speaker 1: Like that is that part of like the vibe, like
Speaker 1: you want to like, what's what's the look here? No?
Speaker 19: I mean sometimes uh, if it does get hot, I
Speaker 19: do take the sports code you do?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean the dedication though to coming out and
Speaker 1: looking like you care, because I just wouldn't care. I'll
Speaker 1: be on the road, I just wouldn't care. I'd be
Speaker 1: in a T shirt. Yeah, I'd look like you. But
Speaker 1: he said that. I didn't say that. He pointed at himself.
Speaker 2: So you said, when you look good, you feel good?
Speaker 1: Yeah, look good, you feel good, you play good, play good?
Speaker 2: When you play good you make money yeah.
Speaker 6: Play good?
Speaker 1: Yeah, play good?
Speaker 2: Good.
Speaker 1: Yeah. You guys are an example that I used to
Speaker 1: a lot of my artist friends who go, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't want to get on social media because I
Speaker 1: don't want to be corny. There are two bands that
Speaker 1: I've seen really embrace not being corny and getting their
Speaker 1: message out, and it's you Guys and Lake Street Dive,
Speaker 1: who You're both great musically and you're not doing TikTok
Speaker 1: dances and it's just organically you guys playing either live
Speaker 1: or sound check or you're like, so, was that part
Speaker 1: of the idea whenever you guys started to spread on
Speaker 1: social media or did somebody else just go, you guys,
Speaker 1: just play, We'll shoot it and put it up.
Speaker 19: No, it's it was actually our manager, Cody's idea. My
Speaker 19: brother is the videographer and uh, he was looking for
Speaker 19: work at the time. I think he was driving for Uber,
Speaker 19: and it was actually Cody's idea to hire him to
Speaker 19: come along with us. And we took him along for
Speaker 19: the first time on the road with us on the
Speaker 19: l King tour last year, and then hired him on
Speaker 19: full time last April and he's just been following us
Speaker 19: around with the camera and he edits all the videos
Speaker 19: and he's pretty much took over our social media and
Speaker 19: he posts everything, and.
Speaker 1: So he just does it. You guys don't even really know.
Speaker 1: But his style is like he's just going to get
Speaker 1: you guys as raw as possible, and he's never coming
Speaker 1: up to you Brandon and going okay do it TikTok
Speaker 1: dance no, no, no go.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he just follows it.
Speaker 2: Just follows us around and captures the moment we him.
Speaker 1: And yeah, right, it's hard. It's it hard to ignore him.
Speaker 1: He looks like it's there's arms costs right now, meaning business.
Speaker 2: It started off being super uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: It's like the real world the TV show. At first,
Speaker 1: the cameras are like, I don't know how to act.
Speaker 1: Then you just forget about it. Yeah, when did you
Speaker 1: guys notice? And up ticking people going wow, I saw
Speaker 1: you guys somewhere on social media and I'm a huge fan,
Speaker 1: and your show started to fill up more and more.
Speaker 19: Probably, Uh, well, we had a little jump when we
Speaker 19: did the Live AF sessions with Western AF and then uh,
Speaker 19: I think Devil in my Ear popped off on TikTok.
Speaker 19: And then once that popped off, everybody called onto wondering why,
Speaker 19: and then wondering why I just ended up taking off.
Speaker 1: The live session. I think that's what that was from
Speaker 1: to the wondering why are you guys like in a warehouse?
Speaker 1: Is that I'm thinking of the right thing, right man?
Speaker 1: I think that was my exposure, the first exposure to
Speaker 1: you guys, and I was like, I love them and
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell them that because it'll be creepy,
Speaker 1: but I love them. So you guys from Alabama? Are all?
Speaker 1: You guys from Alabama? How'd you guys? How'd you guys
Speaker 1: get sevens? Is not? That's his name? Two sevens? Yeah,
Speaker 1: spelled wrong, but it's how do you have? What's the core?
Speaker 1: Who joined first? Like? Who are the two people that
Speaker 1: were like we need to get a band? Like where
Speaker 1: did the start?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 21: We all started this as a five, Like all five
Speaker 21: of us started this thing together.
Speaker 1: Really yeah? And so is anybody related not in the band?
Speaker 21: Brandon, our videographer, is yeah, but me and Brandon played
Speaker 21: in another band we did like we were a local
Speaker 21: cover band and Drew was the manager and booking agent.
Speaker 1: You weren't good or is it the cover band part?
Speaker 1: You didn't? Well, me and Brandon were good. But everybody
Speaker 1: feel that, hope feel like that? Well, let's let's get it.
Speaker 1: Let's get a song here, because I'm just such a
Speaker 1: big fan of the music. So would you guys play
Speaker 1: no one else like me? Like, I'm a big fan
Speaker 1: of that song?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Here they are Red Clay Strays, Bobby Bone Show. Come on,
Speaker 1: I am pete a little one of those moments. Holy crap,
Speaker 1: Red Clay Strays in studio. We're gonna take a break,
Speaker 1: come back in just a second. And I need water.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they do, but I any water
Speaker 1: will come back in a second.
Speaker 6: Here Bobby's vibrating.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's but that's your Yeah, yeah, all right is
Speaker 1: here Bobby Bones Show'll be right back. Hey, Brandon, how'd
Speaker 1: you guys get your name? Like? Where did it come from?
Speaker 1: What's what's the root? And did you go through other names?
Speaker 19: Andrews's brother thought of the name actually, yeah, and uh,
Speaker 19: we didn't like it at first, but we needed a
Speaker 19: name because we were playing as I think the Brandon
Speaker 19: Coleman Trio or something. Yeah, it was a bunch of
Speaker 19: different names. But uh, when you come up with that
Speaker 19: and we were like.
Speaker 2: Let's catch you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Bobby Bones, I hated that name. That's not my
Speaker 1: real name. Bobby's my real name. You told me your
Speaker 1: last name is not Bones. It is not it is
Speaker 1: it is Bone. No, it's not even that. But yeah,
Speaker 1: like I hated it's like a freaking pirate. And then
Speaker 1: the pirates are cool, but back in the day they
Speaker 1: weren't as cool guys like right now they're very, very
Speaker 1: in vogue. But back then, oh yeah, modern name, Yeah
Speaker 1: yeah it was. It wasn't the case back then. How
Speaker 1: to patch and everything? And are you guys do you
Speaker 1: guys tour? Do you stay on the road and like
Speaker 1: rock and roll tour or do you do like what
Speaker 1: the country guys do where it's like like Friday, Saturday,
Speaker 1: Sunday and then come home.
Speaker 19: No, yeah, we pretty much stay gone. Uh, we're getting
Speaker 19: to the point now to where we can actually when
Speaker 19: we have like three or four days off, will just
Speaker 19: fly home. But for the most part, it's just been
Speaker 19: we've been going for a month or a month and
Speaker 19: a half.
Speaker 1: And that's rock tour right there. Yeah, ourselves to stay
Speaker 1: on the right.
Speaker 21: Now we have a we have a first time in
Speaker 21: a previous We got it back in September.
Speaker 1: So is that a joke? I thought he was doing Boom, No, No,
Speaker 1: he's just beating John Gotta gotta got it. Uh, what's
Speaker 1: it you want to? You want to test something?
Speaker 9: Okay?
Speaker 1: Cool? I don't know. I don't know what's happening about it. There.
Speaker 1: The Red clay Strays are here. They are from Mobile, Alabama.
Speaker 1: They're one of my favorite new bands. How long have
Speaker 1: you guys been together? Officially in this unit? Seven years years?
Speaker 1: Overnight success, except it took almost ten years to do it.
Speaker 1: I mean, isn't that how it is? I mean it
Speaker 1: feels like people like these this new band, and you're like, God, damn,
Speaker 1: we've been at it for seven years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've been here this whole time.
Speaker 1: And in the studio for seven years the whole time.
Speaker 1: Red Clays raiser here. If you guys don't mind, if
Speaker 1: I can get one more? Would you do wondering? Why? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is that cool? All right?
Speaker 15: Here?
Speaker 1: They are Red Clay Strays Bobby Bone Show. H Okay,
Speaker 1: let me say this. You guys got to go to
Speaker 1: the show. And they're playing a bunch of cities of
Speaker 1: shows in so March seventh and Fabelle, Arkansas at JJ's Live,
Speaker 1: Bojier City, Biloxi, Gonzalez, Louisiana, go over to the website
Speaker 1: Red Claystras dot com and I follow them on social
Speaker 1: media and just become a fan, like I have been
Speaker 1: massive fan, guys. It's been really cool for me. So
Speaker 1: I had to wake up so early. I wish this
Speaker 1: was more of a night.
Speaker 2: Show, you know, but I didn't even go to sleep.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. But just for me, this has
Speaker 1: been really cool. What do you think, Eddie? I love it, dude.
Speaker 9: I mean that.
Speaker 11: I love the style, I love the music is great.
Speaker 11: I can't wait to go to one of these shows,
Speaker 11: Like I want to see this live in the studio.
Speaker 9: There's a no, no, no, it's a different vibe. I
Speaker 9: want to see it in a bar.
Speaker 1: Not on a screen. Right now, they're literally, let's do it.
Speaker 7: Sold f Yeah, I hadn't. I've never heard you all before,
Speaker 7: so I'm really I love like getting new music. I
Speaker 7: already texted a friend like google this now.
Speaker 1: I was hyping it too, and I was hoping it
Speaker 1: wasn't like a good a new movie when you're like,
Speaker 1: the movie is so good, and even if the movie
Speaker 1: is good, you're like, well, i'd higher expectations because you
Speaker 1: told me it was so good. No, it lived the
Speaker 1: high Yeah, I see you guys are old school. The
Speaker 1: movie yeah hyped and lived up to it. Boom red.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
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