Speaker 1: Second date of day. It's funny dating just ten years ago.
Speaker 1: The goal was to find someone who checks all your boxes.
Speaker 1: They're attractive, they're witty, they're fun, they sweep you off
Speaker 1: your feet. You guys have a passionate whirlwind romance together
Speaker 1: and ride off into the sunset happily.
Speaker 2: Ever after, that sounds like a different ages.
Speaker 1: You're just looking for anybody who seems halfway normal and
Speaker 1: doesn't solicit picks from you in the first two dms.
Speaker 1: And that's what happened to one of our listeners, Allison, recently,
Speaker 1: when she met a guy Alison, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: Hi, Hey Allison, how low is that bar for you?
Speaker 3: It's pretty low?
Speaker 2: Pretty low.
Speaker 4: Look.
Speaker 3: The last guy I dated was a homesteadder so A.
Speaker 2: Wait, what like he goes out to the lake. Can
Speaker 2: you still do that?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: They do. It's quite common from what he was telling
Speaker 3: me to go off the grid and I don't know,
Speaker 3: he was probably composting his own dinner. It's quite terrifying.
Speaker 3: I was like, where is the Starbucks? It was just
Speaker 3: I couldn't imagine.
Speaker 2: You went back to the little house on the prairie.
Speaker 3: It sounds like, yeah, even they had a general store
Speaker 3: on Little House.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, and so who's the new guy that you met?
Speaker 3: Okay, So I met this amazing guy named Jack, and
Speaker 3: I was really happy to match with him, you know,
Speaker 3: after the homesteader, because this one seems completely normal and he.
Speaker 4: At least it's funny is life how everything's by comparisons,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so this was definitely an upgrade. And we just
Speaker 3: went to a bar, very low key, and there was
Speaker 3: anything special about this place. It was a little bit loud,
Speaker 3: a little crowded, and when we couldn't hear each other,
Speaker 3: Jack was like, hey, look over there, and there was
Speaker 3: like this emergency exit but it had a bar cross
Speaker 3: that said do not enter, and it looked like a
Speaker 3: regular door, like not one to the outside. It was
Speaker 3: kind of like upstairs and off to the side. It
Speaker 3: was obviously it was like you know, a private room
Speaker 3: or round area or something like.
Speaker 4: A speak easy you know, like sometimes they do, like
Speaker 4: a bar insteade of bar.
Speaker 1: I was thinking it was like the office, the janitor's
Speaker 1: closet even, yeah, something.
Speaker 3: So he was like, yeah, let's see, rebel, let's go.
Speaker 3: So we kind of flipped off when the bargainer wasn't
Speaker 3: looking with our drinks and headed up.
Speaker 1: Oh that's definitely something a homesteader wouldn't do.
Speaker 3: That's exactly right.
Speaker 1: Sounds like you like a rebel type of guy.
Speaker 3: Rebel or normal either one.
Speaker 1: A lot of people call me a rebel.
Speaker 2: Are you tried to come up?
Speaker 1: No, I'm just stating a fact, like because I was
Speaker 1: on a date one time with a girl where I
Speaker 1: parked in a loading zone and I ran into the
Speaker 1: convenience store didn't even put my hazard lights on.
Speaker 2: Wow, good story, Jeff.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying us bad boys are out there. You
Speaker 1: got to snatch us up while you still can't get No,
Speaker 1: I didn't got away with it too.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we did.
Speaker 3: Actually, it wasn't like a broom closet or some VIP
Speaker 3: roomor and it was just a closed area kind of
Speaker 3: like a balcony and it had like beats row tables
Speaker 3: and chairs that just weren't being yearsed.
Speaker 2: Got storage space.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that was exciting to you because I would
Speaker 4: have been kind of disappointed.
Speaker 3: No, it was actually exciting because Jack, like he pulled
Speaker 3: out the chairs and we just said that this little
Speaker 3: beater table with chairs on this falcony and kind of
Speaker 3: made a date of it. It was really quite romantic.
Speaker 3: He even got to lean in and sneak a kiss in.
Speaker 3: It was really fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a rebel move right there.
Speaker 3: It was actually a really smart movie on his project.
Speaker 3: We could hear each other talk and we enjoyed that
Speaker 3: part of the evening before the employee came up and
Speaker 3: you know, clearly reminded us and said, do not enter.
Speaker 1: You got caught. But you had your little VIP moment for.
Speaker 4: A little bit, and that's fine, and it's fun to
Speaker 4: get caught together, you know, to like be on the
Speaker 4: web side a little bit.
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's like we're doing something bad together.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was totally fine because after that just felt
Speaker 3: funny to go downstairs and sit in front of the
Speaker 3: same guy that reprimanded us. So we headed out and
Speaker 3: like got burritos is some taco truck. Honestly, it was
Speaker 3: an impromptu, wonderful night, one of the greatest first DAFs ever.
Speaker 1: Not even a restaurant, just a taco truck.
Speaker 2: Zone. Probably.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, hazard's on that truck.
Speaker 4: I bet.
Speaker 2: Why do you think he's not calling you back?
Speaker 3: I have no clue. Sometimes you have to wonder when
Speaker 3: something went so well and there was a connection. You know,
Speaker 3: you have to think, well, maybe I just thought it
Speaker 3: was great, but this was just a normal Wednesday night
Speaker 3: with them or something.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: He'd been through that door before and I could see it.
Speaker 1: To ask, but it's not like you take an advantage
Speaker 1: of you or something like did you guys look up
Speaker 1: or anything. I don't know how to ask that.
Speaker 3: The kiss, the incredible kiss, you know, that's a.
Speaker 1: Good thing because if he was just oh, I got
Speaker 1: what I wanted, I'm not calling you back then. Different story.
Speaker 1: So since that night, how long has it been since
Speaker 1: you talk to him?
Speaker 5: A week ago?
Speaker 3: It was a week ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're in the danger zone.
Speaker 4: Here, got another rebel on the phone, woman, Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: That's right. I gotta speak to him, rebel a rebel,
Speaker 1: and we'll get some answers when we do your second
Speaker 1: date update right after this. All right, Allison, all right,
Speaker 1: you sit tight. We're gonna take care of you. How
Speaker 1: rebels do scheduled, I'm not going to I think I
Speaker 1: finally found my bro. I haven't talked to him yet,
Speaker 1: but my wild wingman is out there somewhere. I call
Speaker 1: him Rebel Jack.
Speaker 2: Because he's a rebel.
Speaker 1: That's right, Rebel Jack don't play by the regular rules
Speaker 1: of dating. He takes women to crowded bars, walks through
Speaker 1: restricted areas, and then orders burritos at taco trucks with
Speaker 1: low health grades. Because he's rebel Jack and he's one
Speaker 1: over the heart of our listener, Allison, who wants a
Speaker 1: second crack with rebel Jack, who was calling back. That's
Speaker 1: how rebels do, Alison. How you feeling before we call
Speaker 1: rebel Jack.
Speaker 3: I'm going pretty good.
Speaker 4: Oh, you were turned on by that intro. I thought
Speaker 4: for sure you'd be more excited. I mean, Jeffrey was
Speaker 4: speaking your language, there wasn't he.
Speaker 3: I mean no, I'm feeling good about this the date.
Speaker 3: The date was pretty good. I'm feeling good.
Speaker 1: She just knows.
Speaker 2: I think I'm more on her wavelength.
Speaker 1: I'm done with the pleasant trees. Let's just get to
Speaker 1: dial in. Here we go. I'm calling Jack.
Speaker 5: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hey, is this Jack?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Who's calling your future partner in crime? Young Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: Stop with the whip sounds effect. You're gonna scare you.
Speaker 1: It just happens naturally.
Speaker 5: Hello Jack.
Speaker 1: We're just two rebels sharing one phone line right now, Jack.
Speaker 5: Okay, what's going what's going on here?
Speaker 1: We're we're doing a segment on our radio show called
Speaker 1: a second Date Update, and we're looking to hook you
Speaker 1: back up with one of our listeners, Allison, who you
Speaker 1: went out with recently.
Speaker 5: Allison. Yeah, what's going on here?
Speaker 1: Well, let me explain. Allison emailed us because she said
Speaker 1: she had a great time with you and wants to
Speaker 1: see you again.
Speaker 5: Uh, that's not vibey god, I mean that's what she
Speaker 5: said to you, guys.
Speaker 2: That's not the vibing guy. I thought you guys like
Speaker 2: shared a kiss.
Speaker 5: Even I don't know what she told you. I definitely
Speaker 5: tried to kiss her, but she denied.
Speaker 1: Me what she told us. You guys went to a
Speaker 1: bar together, and yeah, you made the bold move to
Speaker 1: ignore the signs on the door and go into a
Speaker 1: restricted area up on a balcony where you shared a
Speaker 1: hot romantic kiss.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, that that never happened. We didn't go
Speaker 5: up sneaking upstairs at all.
Speaker 1: I mean, classic rebel move.
Speaker 4: Deny, No, are you just like what do you mean
Speaker 4: it never happened.
Speaker 5: I mean our date ended with just a handshake.
Speaker 3: That was it.
Speaker 2: There was no kiss, There was no balcony.
Speaker 5: I mean it literally was just a kind of a
Speaker 5: restaurant bar. We were watching some sports games and I
Speaker 5: tried to give her a kiss.
Speaker 3: And sorry, I'm just sorry this, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to wait till we all you in?
Speaker 6: What the heck?
Speaker 3: Sorry, it's important. Can I just tell you guys in
Speaker 3: fivate for a second.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's hard to do on the radio.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you could put him on home?
Speaker 5: What's going on here? Hello, Broke?
Speaker 1: What do we do here?
Speaker 2: I don't know to do what she wants?
Speaker 1: Hey, I'm not doing what anybody wants, not rebel Jeff.
Speaker 1: I want to keep him on the line else.
Speaker 2: And why do you have something that you can't tell? Jack?
Speaker 3: Just let us know? And this is really embarrassing. So
Speaker 3: I guess there's two Jacks in my phone and I
Speaker 3: was quickly trying to get you the number, and I
Speaker 3: gave you There's one from Bumble and one from Tintons
Speaker 3: And I I'm so sorry I gave you the wrong Jack. Jee,
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. No, this I went out with this
Speaker 3: Jack three months ago. This is not the Jack I
Speaker 3: was calling.
Speaker 2: For the updates, Jack, Jack, are you still there?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I'm still here. Listen, this is uh I mean Jack.
Speaker 1: The good news is she kept your number in her phone.
Speaker 4: Hey, well usually I do, so I know not to
Speaker 4: text them back ever again, welcome.
Speaker 5: She didn't block sounds like maybe you know I probably
Speaker 5: wouldn't text you back now that I know the type
Speaker 5: of person you are, So I don't know.
Speaker 3: Okay, Jack, I'm really sorry. I wasn't. I didn't mean
Speaker 3: to disturb you today. I wasn't trying to call you.
Speaker 3: I apologize.
Speaker 1: You want us to call the other Jack from your phone?
Speaker 1: Let's hang up with No, let's not hang up?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I want to hear what this Jack guy is
Speaker 5: all about. Here.
Speaker 1: Let's put Allison on hold. Alison, you can give the
Speaker 1: other Jack's number to our producer. I'll put you on
Speaker 1: hold here for a second. But I'm going to have
Speaker 1: the other Jack stay on the line too, because it'll
Speaker 1: be more entertaining. Why would we do that for entertainment?
Speaker 2: Per Do you want to do that?
Speaker 4: You want to be on the other line while she
Speaker 4: tries to get a date with Jack number two?
Speaker 5: Honestly, I do know. Do I want to hear what
Speaker 5: this story is all about?
Speaker 2: How are we going to even talk to Jack's would
Speaker 2: we have two Jacks?
Speaker 1: We gotta Okay, we'll call We'll call this one. Which
Speaker 1: dating app did you meet on this Jack? Okay, we'll
Speaker 1: call you Bumble Jack, and we'll call the other guy Hingejack.
Speaker 1: Bumble Jack, Hinejack.
Speaker 2: That is going to be so confusing. I love this.
Speaker 2: It's like a show.
Speaker 1: All right, let's punch Alison back up, Alison you there? Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: you gave the number to our producer. So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: call Hinge Jack and uh, I need both of you
Speaker 1: guys to stay quiet, all right while while we call him.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be weird. He doesn't answer for all this.
Speaker 2: Wait what I just I need to talk to her
Speaker 2: about why.
Speaker 1: She's stop trying to stop the rebel train. It's already
Speaker 1: left the station.
Speaker 4: Look more wanted right to have another dude like it.
Speaker 4: We're just trying to do Entertain's got two options right now?
Speaker 6: Hello?
Speaker 1: Hello, is this Jack from Hinge?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it probably depends Jeffrey.
Speaker 5: What is going on here?
Speaker 1: You're on the radio right now with Broken Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning, and we want to know if you met
Speaker 1: someone off Hinge like a week ago that you're not
Speaker 1: calling back name Alison?
Speaker 5: Oh my god? Are you?
Speaker 6: Are you serious?
Speaker 2: Can we please make sure this is the right Jack?
Speaker 4: Did you go through a restricted door and go on
Speaker 4: a balcony?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: But what in factly is going on here?
Speaker 3: I don't know what?
Speaker 1: Okay, this is we have the right guy. Finally she
Speaker 1: likes you.
Speaker 2: Congratulations, She's like super into you.
Speaker 5: I mean, so what is she's into me?
Speaker 1: Well, just by hearing the tone of your voice, I
Speaker 1: can tell you're feeling her too. Normally I don't do this.
Speaker 1: But real quick, would you like to go on a
Speaker 1: second date with Allison? We will pay for it.
Speaker 4: We just don't have time.
Speaker 1: Is that a yes that I heard? I heard him
Speaker 1: say yes? Man, that is so cool of you. Jack
Speaker 1: from Hings, Congratulations.
Speaker 6: You know what, guys, No, I absolutely don't want to
Speaker 6: go on another date.
Speaker 3: Hurt you?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 2: Why why don't you want to go on a date
Speaker 2: with her?
Speaker 6: I mean, do you want to know the truth.
Speaker 2: Or I mean that's preferable.
Speaker 1: But before we hear that, Look, Jack, I know you're
Speaker 1: hearing all of our voices and that's probably a little
Speaker 1: bit confusing to you. But I'm gonna toss in two
Speaker 1: more I want you to meet Alison, the girl you
Speaker 1: went out with a week ago, and Jack from Bumble
Speaker 1: the guy that Alison went out with three months ago.
Speaker 6: He was also on three months.
Speaker 4: We accidentally called him instead of you because there was
Speaker 4: two Jackson her phone.
Speaker 2: So now we have two.
Speaker 1: Jack's on the phone, Allison and Bumble Jack. Go ahead,
Speaker 1: say Hi, Hi, what's going on?
Speaker 5: Jack? Sounds like this girl's obsessed with anyone named Jack.
Speaker 2: What I was saying, I think Bubble Jack come out
Speaker 2: with the jokes. I like it.
Speaker 3: Hey, Bumble Jack, could you de quiet for a moment.
Speaker 3: I'm dealing with this Jack.
Speaker 5: Fine, go ahead, Yeah, it'd be rude.
Speaker 1: So you were gonna tell us why you weren't calling
Speaker 1: Alison back after week after your rebellious first date.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, first of all, you guys kind of
Speaker 6: threw me off here. I mean, you said that she
Speaker 6: went on a date three months ago. She told me
Speaker 6: she her last day was a year ago.
Speaker 5: Oh oh yeah, because she went on a dated with
Speaker 5: me three months ago. So that can't be true. So
Speaker 5: this girl is a liar.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, I'm not a liar. That's not how this works.
Speaker 3: You tell everybody that you haven't been dating a lot,
Speaker 3: or this is my first one in a while. It's
Speaker 3: just what you say to make someone so special.
Speaker 2: Feels like a lie.
Speaker 6: Yes, you know what, Alison saying, you're on the line.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna just be honest with you. I kind of
Speaker 6: just got the feeling almost like a desperate vibe from you.
Speaker 1: Desperate like she'd call a radio station for another date
Speaker 1: with someone like that type of desperate.
Speaker 6: Yeah. I mean, I just I don't know, like, you know,
Speaker 6: it was kind of clingy. I could be wrong, but
Speaker 6: that's just the vibe that I got.
Speaker 3: I mean, wow, I did not know that I was
Speaker 3: coming across as cleaning. I thought we were having a
Speaker 3: great date and we really high a connection and we're
Speaker 3: vibing well.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but you know what you were kind of you
Speaker 6: were always saying, like, you know, I'm the first normal
Speaker 6: guy that you've been with, you know that you've dated
Speaker 6: in a long time, and you.
Speaker 3: Know, my god, is that what? Because you were sorry,
Speaker 3: it's a dating app, it's harder for girls like.
Speaker 1: Hey, bumble Jack, then has to be hard for you
Speaker 1: to hear.
Speaker 2: He's still listening as why was he not normal?
Speaker 3: I totally forgot Jack I'm sorry, that's pretty lame. I
Speaker 3: just meant that there's a lot of crazy out there,
Speaker 3: and I guess I gone out with a really well crazy.
Speaker 4: Guess what.
Speaker 5: Guess what? I think I avoided it crazy. I think
Speaker 5: you're crazy.
Speaker 4: Oh, he's saying you're the common denominator.
Speaker 1: Here's something crazy. Why don't all three of you go
Speaker 1: out on a date together and we'll pay for it?
Speaker 2: Jack, Jack and Allison?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do we have the budget for three?
Speaker 1: It's a double jack sandwich.
Speaker 2: Yeah, actually sounds kind of good.
Speaker 1: Bumble Jack first from three months ago? Yes or no?
Speaker 5: For the triple day, I'm not seen this girl again?
Speaker 1: Okay, we're down to a.
Speaker 2: One Jackson, Yes, I thought you were going to get hinge.
Speaker 1: Jack. Do you want to go out with Allison?
Speaker 6: I don't. I really don't.
Speaker 1: Oh, Alison, do you want to go out with Allison?
Speaker 3: Apparently not. I guess I'm not the winner today.
Speaker 1: Rolson rejected herself. This is a new one for the
Speaker 1: second date updates.
Speaker 3: That's okay. I'm sure there's plenty of Jacks out there,
Speaker 3: freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Have we ever had a girl get rejected twice by
Speaker 1: two different guys? On a single second date update.
Speaker 2: I really you need to rub it in.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to rub it those are just facts.
Speaker 1: I think it's a first for our show. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: you guys were all against having bumble Jack on the phone,
Speaker 1: but we needed him.
Speaker 2: I don't think so that was a terrible choice.
Speaker 4: You needed to hang up and we needed to call
Speaker 4: Hinge Jack.
Speaker 1: No, we needed Jacks to team up. Yeah, they didn't
Speaker 1: stand together. Jack's United.
Speaker 4: Jacks didn't like each other, Jeff, they didn't like each other.
Speaker 2: They didn't like her. Nobody liked each other.
Speaker 1: She didn't like one of them. I liked both of
Speaker 1: the Jacks.
Speaker 2: I bet you did, you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought. In fact, I think Hingejack may have
Speaker 1: been better than rebel bumble Jack.
Speaker 2: No, Hingejack was rebel Jack. Bumble Jack was the non rebel.
Speaker 2: You can't even keep him straight.
Speaker 1: I don't know if there was a terrible idea whoever
Speaker 1: wanted to put him on at the same time. I
Speaker 1: don't know whose idea.
Speaker 2: That was, but we got the least to their I.
Speaker 1: Feel like there was a missed opportunity that the Jacks
Speaker 1: couldn't hang out on a bros State Little Jack on
Speaker 1: Jack actually, okay, maybe we can help somebody else out
Speaker 1: there get their jack, get their jack on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just don't get it. Don't get it the
Speaker 2: other way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. If you want us to help help you
Speaker 1: out with the love interest, you can always email the show.
Speaker 1: We'll don't have to be named Jack the way, Yes
Speaker 1: they do. Jack's only. Jack's only. For our second date updates,
Speaker 1: email the show. We'll call the Jack that isn't calling
Speaker 1: you back.
Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning