WEBVTT - Second Date Update: You Don't Know Jack

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<v Speaker 1>Second date of day. It's funny dating just ten years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>The goal was to find someone who checks all your boxes.

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<v Speaker 1>They're attractive, they're witty, they're fun, they sweep you off

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<v Speaker 1>your feet. You guys have a passionate whirlwind romance together

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<v Speaker 1>and ride off into the sunset happily.

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<v Speaker 2>Ever after, that sounds like a different ages.

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<v Speaker 1>You're just looking for anybody who seems halfway normal and

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't solicit picks from you in the first two dms.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's what happened to one of our listeners, Allison, recently,

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<v Speaker 1>when she met a guy Alison, Welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, Hey Allison, how low is that bar for you?

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<v Speaker 3>It's pretty low?

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<v Speaker 2>Pretty low.

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<v Speaker 4>Look.

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<v Speaker 3>The last guy I dated was a homesteadder so A.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, what like he goes out to the lake. Can

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<v Speaker 2>you still do that?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>They do. It's quite common from what he was telling

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<v Speaker 3>me to go off the grid and I don't know,

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<v Speaker 3>he was probably composting his own dinner. It's quite terrifying.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, where is the Starbucks? It was just

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<v Speaker 3>I couldn't imagine.

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<v Speaker 2>You went back to the little house on the prairie.

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<v Speaker 3>It sounds like, yeah, even they had a general store

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<v Speaker 3>on Little House.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, and so who's the new guy that you met?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So I met this amazing guy named Jack, and

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<v Speaker 3>I was really happy to match with him, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>after the homesteader, because this one seems completely normal and he.

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<v Speaker 4>At least it's funny is life how everything's by comparisons,

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<v Speaker 4>you know.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so this was definitely an upgrade. And we just

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<v Speaker 3>went to a bar, very low key, and there was

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<v Speaker 3>anything special about this place. It was a little bit loud,

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<v Speaker 3>a little crowded, and when we couldn't hear each other,

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<v Speaker 3>Jack was like, hey, look over there, and there was

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<v Speaker 3>like this emergency exit but it had a bar cross

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<v Speaker 3>that said do not enter, and it looked like a

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<v Speaker 3>regular door, like not one to the outside. It was

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<v Speaker 3>kind of like upstairs and off to the side. It

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<v Speaker 3>was obviously it was like you know, a private room

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<v Speaker 3>or round area or something like.

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<v Speaker 4>A speak easy you know, like sometimes they do, like

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<v Speaker 4>a bar insteade of bar.

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking it was like the office, the janitor's

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<v Speaker 1>closet even, yeah, something.

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<v Speaker 3>So he was like, yeah, let's see, rebel, let's go.

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<v Speaker 3>So we kind of flipped off when the bargainer wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>looking with our drinks and headed up.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's definitely something a homesteader wouldn't do.

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<v Speaker 3>That's exactly right.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds like you like a rebel type of guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Rebel or normal either one.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of people call me a rebel.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you tried to come up?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm just stating a fact, like because I was

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<v Speaker 1>on a date one time with a girl where I

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<v Speaker 1>parked in a loading zone and I ran into the

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<v Speaker 1>convenience store didn't even put my hazard lights on.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, good story, Jeff.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying us bad boys are out there. You

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<v Speaker 1>got to snatch us up while you still can't get No,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't got away with it too.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we did.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, it wasn't like a broom closet or some VIP

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<v Speaker 3>roomor and it was just a closed area kind of

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<v Speaker 3>like a balcony and it had like beats row tables

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<v Speaker 3>and chairs that just weren't being yearsed.

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<v Speaker 2>Got storage space.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and that was exciting to you because I would

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<v Speaker 4>have been kind of disappointed.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it was actually exciting because Jack, like he pulled

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<v Speaker 3>out the chairs and we just said that this little

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<v Speaker 3>beater table with chairs on this falcony and kind of

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<v Speaker 3>made a date of it. It was really quite romantic.

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<v Speaker 3>He even got to lean in and sneak a kiss in.

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<v Speaker 3>It was really fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a rebel move right there.

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<v Speaker 3>It was actually a really smart movie on his project.

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<v Speaker 3>We could hear each other talk and we enjoyed that

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<v Speaker 3>part of the evening before the employee came up and

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<v Speaker 3>you know, clearly reminded us and said, do not enter.

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<v Speaker 1>You got caught. But you had your little VIP moment for.

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<v Speaker 4>A little bit, and that's fine, and it's fun to

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<v Speaker 4>get caught together, you know, to like be on the

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<v Speaker 4>web side a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, it's like we're doing something bad together.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was totally fine because after that just felt

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<v Speaker 3>funny to go downstairs and sit in front of the

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<v Speaker 3>same guy that reprimanded us. So we headed out and

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<v Speaker 3>like got burritos is some taco truck. Honestly, it was

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<v Speaker 3>an impromptu, wonderful night, one of the greatest first DAFs ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Not even a restaurant, just a taco truck.

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<v Speaker 2>Zone. Probably.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, no, hazard's on that truck.

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<v Speaker 4>I bet.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you think he's not calling you back?

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<v Speaker 3>I have no clue. Sometimes you have to wonder when

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<v Speaker 3>something went so well and there was a connection. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>you have to think, well, maybe I just thought it

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<v Speaker 3>was great, but this was just a normal Wednesday night

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<v Speaker 3>with them or something.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>He'd been through that door before and I could see it.

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<v Speaker 1>To ask, but it's not like you take an advantage

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<v Speaker 1>of you or something like did you guys look up

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<v Speaker 1>or anything. I don't know how to ask that.

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<v Speaker 3>The kiss, the incredible kiss, you know, that's a.

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<v Speaker 1>Good thing because if he was just oh, I got

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<v Speaker 1>what I wanted, I'm not calling you back then. Different story.

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<v Speaker 1>So since that night, how long has it been since

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<v Speaker 1>you talk to him?

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<v Speaker 5>A week ago?

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<v Speaker 3>It was a week ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're in the danger zone.

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<v Speaker 4>Here, got another rebel on the phone, woman, Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. I gotta speak to him, rebel a rebel,

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll get some answers when we do your second

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<v Speaker 1>date update right after this. All right, Allison, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>you sit tight. We're gonna take care of you. How

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<v Speaker 1>rebels do scheduled, I'm not going to I think I

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<v Speaker 1>finally found my bro. I haven't talked to him yet,

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<v Speaker 1>but my wild wingman is out there somewhere. I call

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<v Speaker 1>him Rebel Jack.

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<v Speaker 2>Because he's a rebel.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, Rebel Jack don't play by the regular rules

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<v Speaker 1>of dating. He takes women to crowded bars, walks through

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<v Speaker 1>restricted areas, and then orders burritos at taco trucks with

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<v Speaker 1>low health grades. Because he's rebel Jack and he's one

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<v Speaker 1>over the heart of our listener, Allison, who wants a

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<v Speaker 1>second crack with rebel Jack, who was calling back. That's

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<v Speaker 1>how rebels do, Alison. How you feeling before we call

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<v Speaker 1>rebel Jack.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going pretty good.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, you were turned on by that intro. I thought

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<v Speaker 4>for sure you'd be more excited. I mean, Jeffrey was

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<v Speaker 4>speaking your language, there wasn't he.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean no, I'm feeling good about this the date.

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<v Speaker 3>The date was pretty good. I'm feeling good.

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<v Speaker 1>She just knows.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I'm more on her wavelength.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm done with the pleasant trees. Let's just get to

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<v Speaker 1>dial in. Here we go. I'm calling Jack.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, is this Jack?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Who's calling your future partner in crime? Young Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop with the whip sounds effect. You're gonna scare you.

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<v Speaker 1>It just happens naturally.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello Jack.

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<v Speaker 1>We're just two rebels sharing one phone line right now, Jack.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, what's going what's going on here?

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<v Speaker 1>We're we're doing a segment on our radio show called

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<v Speaker 1>a second Date Update, and we're looking to hook you

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<v Speaker 1>back up with one of our listeners, Allison, who you

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<v Speaker 1>went out with recently.

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<v Speaker 5>Allison. Yeah, what's going on here?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, let me explain. Allison emailed us because she said

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<v Speaker 1>she had a great time with you and wants to

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<v Speaker 1>see you again.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh, that's not vibey god, I mean that's what she

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<v Speaker 5>said to you, guys.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not the vibing guy. I thought you guys like

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<v Speaker 2>shared a kiss.

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<v Speaker 5>Even I don't know what she told you. I definitely

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<v Speaker 5>tried to kiss her, but she denied.

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<v Speaker 1>Me what she told us. You guys went to a

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<v Speaker 1>bar together, and yeah, you made the bold move to

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<v Speaker 1>ignore the signs on the door and go into a

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<v Speaker 1>restricted area up on a balcony where you shared a

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<v Speaker 1>hot romantic kiss.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, no, that that never happened. We didn't go

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<v Speaker 5>up sneaking upstairs at all.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, classic rebel move.

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<v Speaker 4>Deny, No, are you just like what do you mean

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<v Speaker 4>it never happened.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean our date ended with just a handshake.

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<v Speaker 3>That was it.

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<v Speaker 2>There was no kiss, There was no balcony.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean it literally was just a kind of a

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<v Speaker 5>restaurant bar. We were watching some sports games and I

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<v Speaker 5>tried to give her a kiss.

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<v Speaker 3>And sorry, I'm just sorry this, I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>You're supposed to wait till we all you in?

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<v Speaker 6>What the heck?

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, it's important. Can I just tell you guys in

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<v Speaker 3>fivate for a second.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's hard to do on the radio.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, if you could put him on home?

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<v Speaker 5>What's going on here? Hello, Broke?

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<v Speaker 1>What do we do here?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know to do what she wants?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, I'm not doing what anybody wants, not rebel Jeff.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to keep him on the line else.

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<v Speaker 2>And why do you have something that you can't tell? Jack?

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<v Speaker 3>Just let us know? And this is really embarrassing. So

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<v Speaker 3>I guess there's two Jacks in my phone and I

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<v Speaker 3>was quickly trying to get you the number, and I

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<v Speaker 3>gave you There's one from Bumble and one from Tintons

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<v Speaker 3>And I I'm so sorry I gave you the wrong Jack. Jee,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so sorry. No, this I went out with this

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<v Speaker 3>Jack three months ago. This is not the Jack I

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<v Speaker 3>was calling.

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<v Speaker 2>For the updates, Jack, Jack, are you still there?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? I'm still here. Listen, this is uh I mean Jack.

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<v Speaker 1>The good news is she kept your number in her phone.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, well usually I do, so I know not to

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<v Speaker 4>text them back ever again, welcome.

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<v Speaker 5>She didn't block sounds like maybe you know I probably

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<v Speaker 5>wouldn't text you back now that I know the type

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<v Speaker 5>of person you are, So I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Jack, I'm really sorry. I wasn't. I didn't mean

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<v Speaker 3>to disturb you today. I wasn't trying to call you.

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<v Speaker 3>I apologize.

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<v Speaker 1>You want us to call the other Jack from your phone?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's hang up with No, let's not hang up?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I want to hear what this Jack guy is

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<v Speaker 5>all about. Here.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's put Allison on hold. Alison, you can give the

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<v Speaker 1>other Jack's number to our producer. I'll put you on

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<v Speaker 1>hold here for a second. But I'm going to have

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<v Speaker 1>the other Jack stay on the line too, because it'll

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<v Speaker 1>be more entertaining. Why would we do that for entertainment?

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<v Speaker 2>Per Do you want to do that?

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<v Speaker 4>You want to be on the other line while she

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<v Speaker 4>tries to get a date with Jack number two?

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<v Speaker 5>Honestly, I do know. Do I want to hear what

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<v Speaker 5>this story is all about?

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<v Speaker 2>How are we going to even talk to Jack's would

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<v Speaker 2>we have two Jacks?

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<v Speaker 1>We gotta Okay, we'll call We'll call this one. Which

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<v Speaker 1>dating app did you meet on this Jack? Okay, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>call you Bumble Jack, and we'll call the other guy Hingejack.

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<v Speaker 1>Bumble Jack, Hinejack.

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<v Speaker 2>That is going to be so confusing. I love this.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a show.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's punch Alison back up, Alison you there? Yeah, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you gave the number to our producer. So I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>call Hinge Jack and uh, I need both of you

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<v Speaker 1>guys to stay quiet, all right while while we call him.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be weird. He doesn't answer for all this.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait what I just I need to talk to her

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<v Speaker 2>about why.

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<v Speaker 1>She's stop trying to stop the rebel train. It's already

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<v Speaker 1>left the station.

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<v Speaker 4>Look more wanted right to have another dude like it.

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<v Speaker 4>We're just trying to do Entertain's got two options right now?

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<v Speaker 6>Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, is this Jack from Hinge?

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<v Speaker 5>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it probably depends Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 5>What is going on here?

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<v Speaker 1>You're on the radio right now with Broken Jeffrey in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning, and we want to know if you met

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<v Speaker 1>someone off Hinge like a week ago that you're not

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<v Speaker 1>calling back name Alison?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god? Are you?

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<v Speaker 6>Are you serious?

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<v Speaker 2>Can we please make sure this is the right Jack?

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<v Speaker 4>Did you go through a restricted door and go on

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<v Speaker 4>a balcony?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>But what in factly is going on here?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, this is we have the right guy. Finally she

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<v Speaker 1>likes you.

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<v Speaker 2>Congratulations, She's like super into you.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, so what is she's into me?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, just by hearing the tone of your voice, I

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<v Speaker 1>can tell you're feeling her too. Normally I don't do this.

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<v Speaker 1>But real quick, would you like to go on a

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<v Speaker 1>second date with Allison? We will pay for it.

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<v Speaker 4>We just don't have time.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that a yes that I heard? I heard him

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<v Speaker 1>say yes? Man, that is so cool of you. Jack

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<v Speaker 1>from Hings, Congratulations.

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<v Speaker 6>You know what, guys, No, I absolutely don't want to

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<v Speaker 6>go on another date.

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<v Speaker 3>Hurt you?

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<v Speaker 6>Man?

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<v Speaker 2>Why why don't you want to go on a date

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<v Speaker 2>with her?

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, do you want to know the truth.

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<v Speaker 2>Or I mean that's preferable.

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<v Speaker 1>But before we hear that, Look, Jack, I know you're

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<v Speaker 1>hearing all of our voices and that's probably a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit confusing to you. But I'm gonna toss in two

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<v Speaker 1>more I want you to meet Alison, the girl you

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<v Speaker 1>went out with a week ago, and Jack from Bumble

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<v Speaker 1>the guy that Alison went out with three months ago.

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<v Speaker 6>He was also on three months.

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<v Speaker 4>We accidentally called him instead of you because there was

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<v Speaker 4>two Jackson her phone.

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<v Speaker 2>So now we have two.

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<v Speaker 1>Jack's on the phone, Allison and Bumble Jack. Go ahead,

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<v Speaker 1>say Hi, Hi, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 5>Jack? Sounds like this girl's obsessed with anyone named Jack.

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<v Speaker 2>What I was saying, I think Bubble Jack come out

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<v Speaker 2>with the jokes. I like it.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, Bumble Jack, could you de quiet for a moment.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm dealing with this Jack.

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<v Speaker 5>Fine, go ahead, Yeah, it'd be rude.

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<v Speaker 1>So you were gonna tell us why you weren't calling

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<v Speaker 1>Alison back after week after your rebellious first date.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I mean, first of all, you guys kind of

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<v Speaker 6>threw me off here. I mean, you said that she

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<v Speaker 6>went on a date three months ago. She told me

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<v Speaker 6>she her last day was a year ago.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh oh yeah, because she went on a dated with

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<v Speaker 5>me three months ago. So that can't be true. So

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<v Speaker 5>this girl is a liar.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, okay, I'm not a liar. That's not how this works.

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<v Speaker 3>You tell everybody that you haven't been dating a lot,

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<v Speaker 3>or this is my first one in a while. It's

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<v Speaker 3>just what you say to make someone so special.

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<v Speaker 2>Feels like a lie.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, you know what, Alison saying, you're on the line.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm gonna just be honest with you. I kind of

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<v Speaker 6>just got the feeling almost like a desperate vibe from you.

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<v Speaker 1>Desperate like she'd call a radio station for another date

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<v Speaker 1>with someone like that type of desperate.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah. I mean, I just I don't know, like, you know,

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<v Speaker 6>it was kind of clingy. I could be wrong, but

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<v Speaker 6>that's just the vibe that I got.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, wow, I did not know that I was

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<v Speaker 3>coming across as cleaning. I thought we were having a

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<v Speaker 3>great date and we really high a connection and we're

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<v Speaker 3>vibing well.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, but you know what you were kind of you

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<v Speaker 6>were always saying, like, you know, I'm the first normal

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<v Speaker 6>guy that you've been with, you know that you've dated

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<v Speaker 6>in a long time, and you.

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<v Speaker 3>Know, my god, is that what? Because you were sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>it's a dating app, it's harder for girls like.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, bumble Jack, then has to be hard for you

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<v Speaker 1>to hear.

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<v Speaker 2>He's still listening as why was he not normal?

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<v Speaker 3>I totally forgot Jack I'm sorry, that's pretty lame. I

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<v Speaker 3>just meant that there's a lot of crazy out there,

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<v Speaker 3>and I guess I gone out with a really well crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>Guess what.

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<v Speaker 5>Guess what? I think I avoided it crazy. I think

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<v Speaker 5>you're crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, he's saying you're the common denominator.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's something crazy. Why don't all three of you go

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<v Speaker 1>out on a date together and we'll pay for it?

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<v Speaker 2>Jack, Jack and Allison?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Do we have the budget for three?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a double jack sandwich.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, actually sounds kind of good.

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<v Speaker 1>Bumble Jack first from three months ago? Yes or no?

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<v Speaker 5>For the triple day, I'm not seen this girl again?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we're down to a.

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<v Speaker 2>One Jackson, Yes, I thought you were going to get hinge.

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<v Speaker 1>Jack. Do you want to go out with Allison?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't. I really don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, Alison, do you want to go out with Allison?

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<v Speaker 3>Apparently not. I guess I'm not the winner today.

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<v Speaker 1>Rolson rejected herself. This is a new one for the

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<v Speaker 1>second date updates.

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<v Speaker 3>That's okay. I'm sure there's plenty of Jacks out there,

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<v Speaker 3>freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Have we ever had a girl get rejected twice by

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<v Speaker 1>two different guys? On a single second date update.

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<v Speaker 2>I really you need to rub it in.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not trying to rub it those are just facts.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's a first for our show. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>you guys were all against having bumble Jack on the phone,

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<v Speaker 1>but we needed him.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so that was a terrible choice.

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<v Speaker 4>You needed to hang up and we needed to call

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<v Speaker 4>Hinge Jack.

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<v Speaker 1>No, we needed Jacks to team up. Yeah, they didn't

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<v Speaker 1>stand together. Jack's United.

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<v Speaker 4>Jacks didn't like each other, Jeff, they didn't like each other.

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<v Speaker 2>They didn't like her. Nobody liked each other.

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<v Speaker 1>She didn't like one of them. I liked both of

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<v Speaker 1>the Jacks.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet you did, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I thought. In fact, I think Hingejack may have

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<v Speaker 1>been better than rebel bumble Jack.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Hingejack was rebel Jack. Bumble Jack was the non rebel.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't even keep him straight.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if there was a terrible idea whoever

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to put him on at the same time. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know whose idea.

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<v Speaker 2>That was, but we got the least to their I.

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<v Speaker 1>Feel like there was a missed opportunity that the Jacks

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't hang out on a bros State Little Jack on

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<v Speaker 1>Jack actually, okay, maybe we can help somebody else out

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<v Speaker 1>there get their jack, get their jack on.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they just don't get it. Don't get it the

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<v Speaker 2>other way.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay. If you want us to help help you

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<v Speaker 1>out with the love interest, you can always email the show.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll don't have to be named Jack the way, Yes

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<v Speaker 1>they do. Jack's only. Jack's only. For our second date updates,

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<v Speaker 1>email the show. We'll call the Jack that isn't calling

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<v Speaker 1>you back.

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<v Speaker 2>Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning