Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2: Hello, Yes, Hello, this is Teddabodeau collar from Salon. I
Speaker 2: was looking for the bride to be Jade. That's me, Hello, Jade.
Speaker 2: How are you today? Excited about your nuptials coming up soon?
Speaker 1: I really am? Yeah? I bet you.
Speaker 2: Now. We have you down for an appointment this week
Speaker 2: to get your head dead for your wedding day. That's right, yes,
Speaker 2: and unfortunately I'm calling to let you know that we
Speaker 2: had to cancel your appointment. So your appointment is now
Speaker 2: dead gone and I'm so sorry about.
Speaker 3: Thes No, there's no other option. I can't have it canceled?
Speaker 1: Can we?
Speaker 3: Is there someone else available or is there a way
Speaker 3: to reschedule?
Speaker 2: Well, you know, I'm run ahead and checked everybody else.
Speaker 2: I checked everybody else's schedule, and we're just not gonna
Speaker 2: be able to fich in this week. I'm so sorry
Speaker 2: about this.
Speaker 1: Is no.
Speaker 3: Sorry is not going to cut it. I'm trying to
Speaker 3: remain calm here, but this is now possible. I am
Speaker 3: getting married.
Speaker 1: There is no other option. Why is it being canceled?
Speaker 2: Okay, so normally we would not cancel, but we did
Speaker 2: have something happen that is just a big deal. And
Speaker 2: I think you will understand when I let you know.
Speaker 2: But do you know Tom Cruise.
Speaker 3: No, right now, A big deal is my wedding. I'm
Speaker 3: getting married in a few days.
Speaker 1: I don't have a time. I don't have trying to
Speaker 1: find another person to do my hair. We did have
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about Tom Cruise, yes, okay, okay.
Speaker 2: The reason that I mentioned Tom Cruise, the huge celebrity actor,
Speaker 2: is that we did have a major celebrity call up
Speaker 2: and say they wanted to be serviced by us in
Speaker 2: our have salon. And the time that they requested was
Speaker 2: the time of your appointment, and that is the only
Speaker 2: time that they will do. So we had to cancel that.
Speaker 3: Okay, that that celebrity has plenty money on resources, they
Speaker 3: can find another place. And I highly doubt that you're
Speaker 3: gonna have a celebrity coming to your nasty place.
Speaker 1: Put me back on the boat. This is not acceptable.
Speaker 2: We were also surprised. But that's why I see if
Speaker 2: you had heard of Tom Cruise.
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise is a husband.
Speaker 3: Okay, I am having my wedding in a few days.
Speaker 3: Is please, who's your manager to your manager right now.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry about this, and I am the current
Speaker 2: manager on duty right now. That's why I'm calling you
Speaker 2: because I figured it might be.
Speaker 1: At Look, here's the owner. The owner.
Speaker 2: Well, let me just explain and maybe you understand where
Speaker 2: we're coming from. I'm so sorry about this, but we
Speaker 2: can't fit you in next week.
Speaker 1: No, do you understand where I'm coming from.
Speaker 3: I am getting married this week. I don't need my
Speaker 3: hair done when I'm already married. I need to look
Speaker 3: good for my wedding. There is no one else I
Speaker 3: can find to do my hair. You guys, I can't
Speaker 3: believe this is happening.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry about that. We did not expect it.
Speaker 2: But Tom Cruise's cousin, Jimmy Crews called up in.
Speaker 1: Yes, this is not even Tom Cruise.
Speaker 3: This is his cousin some scientieologists for you, this does
Speaker 3: not matter.
Speaker 2: His name is Jimmy Crews.
Speaker 3: Is that Tom Cruise, Jimmy Cruz, Jimmy Cruse, Jimmy Crews.
Speaker 3: I cannot believe that you're trying to cancel my wedding
Speaker 3: hair appointment for Tom Cruise's cousin. Is it even his cousin, Jimmy.
Speaker 2: CRUs Yes, he's been in some off Broadway acting. I
Speaker 2: think you know, he's never been in a major motion picture.
Speaker 2: But it's still big deal.
Speaker 1: Fault not believe this.
Speaker 3: I don't want to hear one more word about Jimmy
Speaker 3: Cruz and his horrible career.
Speaker 1: I am getting married. I need to speak to the owner.
Speaker 1: Get me the owner right now. Okay, well, can I
Speaker 1: what's their name? Let me have their number. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: call them directly.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna be able to do that because this
Speaker 2: is actually Jewel from the Jubil Show doing a phone
Speaker 2: prank on you and your fiance. Brett set you up.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm My heart rate right now is like coming
Speaker 3: out of my nose, my heart talking.
Speaker 1: Oh I am going to get even with him. I can't.
Speaker 1: So I have my hair appointment.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, you still have your hair appointment. And I
Speaker 2: don't even know if Jimmy Cruz is a real person.
Speaker 3: I cannot believe that they were going to cancel my
Speaker 3: appointment for Jimmy Cruz.
Speaker 1: That couldn't have been real. Oh my god, wake up
Speaker 1: every morning with Jubile phone pranks