1 00:00:00,720 --> 00:00:06,080 Speaker 1: CUTI misconnections. That was me staring. There's only two places 2 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:08,479 Speaker 1: for you to find true love in this world. One 3 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:12,040 Speaker 1: is outside Cinderella's ball when you start flirting with her 4 00:00:12,119 --> 00:00:16,040 Speaker 1: carriage driver before he turns back into a lizard. Wait, 5 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:18,520 Speaker 1: you know he's gonna be a lizard dabbit? You know what? 6 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:23,560 Speaker 1: That's hung action though, right. The other is on the 7 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:27,040 Speaker 1: pages of craigslist dot org. We scour that website every 8 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:29,560 Speaker 1: week to find the best misconnections that they have to offer, 9 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:32,800 Speaker 1: like this first one titled you made me feel better 10 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:39,200 Speaker 1: than any sandwich could Oh wow. Man for woman thirty 11 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:43,199 Speaker 1: two sub shop, He says, I was getting my favorite 12 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:46,519 Speaker 1: meal from my favorite sandwich shop when I walked in 13 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:50,120 Speaker 1: and saw you. Ah, you were working behind the counter, 14 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:53,880 Speaker 1: and I'd never seen you before. In fact, your blonde 15 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:59,640 Speaker 1: ponytail visor combo mesmerized me so much. I actually didn't 16 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:02,240 Speaker 1: hear what you said to me. It's interesting because I 17 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:04,720 Speaker 1: guarantee she does not feel cute in that vizor. Yeah. 18 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:07,399 Speaker 1: She also was like what kind of bread would you like? Yeah, 19 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:11,120 Speaker 1: I was just so focused on your sultry tomato colored lips. 20 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:17,720 Speaker 1: Oh are you hungry? Very hungry? Clearly I finally got 21 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:21,040 Speaker 1: my ish together and introduce myself as the Ruben King. 22 00:01:21,319 --> 00:01:24,200 Speaker 1: Oh I must, I mean, how could she say no 23 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:27,080 Speaker 1: to the Ruben King? Two reasons for that. One is 24 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:33,120 Speaker 1: because I always order Rubens, and two because well, my 25 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:37,840 Speaker 1: real name is Ruben. Oh. I know the second one 26 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:40,800 Speaker 1: isn't that impressive, but it is true. I could show 27 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:46,000 Speaker 1: you my birth certificate if my mom could ever find it. Anyways, 28 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:50,200 Speaker 1: I was just standing there babbling to you about everything 29 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:54,880 Speaker 1: and nothing. When I almost forgot. After you've made my sandwich, 30 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:57,960 Speaker 1: I asked if you could sprinkle a grocery store oatmeal 31 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:03,240 Speaker 1: packet inside meal. I love it when my Rubens have 32 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:09,760 Speaker 1: that brown sugar dried oatmeal. Two try it. Wouldn't that 33 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:14,960 Speaker 1: dry your mouth out? Don't question the King. You looked 34 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:18,360 Speaker 1: at me weird, but you did it. If you see this, 35 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:20,720 Speaker 1: we should go out for dinner sometime. I know a 36 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:23,360 Speaker 1: great hot dog stand that lets you put anything on 37 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:27,880 Speaker 1: a glizzy, and I mean anything. Once you take the 38 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:30,600 Speaker 1: hot dog away, you can put anything you want. Make 39 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:34,840 Speaker 1: them do it, make them you make a Ruben that 40 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:39,440 Speaker 1: signs the Ruben King. Jeff put on a sour kraut. Boy, 41 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:42,720 Speaker 1: Let's go to your nest misconnection titled you blew Me 42 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:50,160 Speaker 1: Away Woman for Man twenty five bubble Festival. Oh, she says, 43 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:53,400 Speaker 1: I was at Bubblefest with some of my girlfriends last weekend, 44 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:55,960 Speaker 1: and normally I would have been so upset that some 45 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:58,800 Speaker 1: snot nosed shin kicker got a bubble wand stuck in 46 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:02,480 Speaker 1: my hair. But it was all worth it when you 47 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:06,960 Speaker 1: came over to help. Wait, someone's going to Bubblefest. Not 48 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:10,359 Speaker 1: expecting it to be all children, you called me down 49 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:13,840 Speaker 1: with your goofy face and rainbow colored mustache. Turns out 50 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:17,399 Speaker 1: you were a professional bubble blower. I had no idea. 51 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:21,160 Speaker 1: Those people are so impressive though professional. Yes, they like 52 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:23,600 Speaker 1: get hired for parties and stuff, and they like they 53 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:26,280 Speaker 1: blow bubbles and bubbles and bubbles. That's way cooler than 54 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:29,320 Speaker 1: the balloon animal. Yes, Brook's definitely hooked up with a 55 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:34,160 Speaker 1: bubble bro. She goes on with a few shakes of 56 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:36,280 Speaker 1: your wrist and a hair twirl that had me say, 57 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:40,240 Speaker 1: oh lord, you freed the wand from my locks like 58 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:44,480 Speaker 1: a bomb technician diffusing a glitter grenade. You got the 59 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:47,440 Speaker 1: I thought you'd just walk away after saving me from 60 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:51,080 Speaker 1: my soapy doom, but no, you stuck around making giant 61 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:54,440 Speaker 1: bubbles that floated over the crowd like slow motion fireworks. 62 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:57,480 Speaker 1: Oh that's nice. Wow. You told me you'd been training 63 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:01,040 Speaker 1: for years, which sounded ridiculous, but then you made that 64 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:08,800 Speaker 1: square bubble inside another bubble. I'm bringing hose to bubble fastness. 65 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:13,240 Speaker 1: I didn't catch your name, bubble man, but I definitely 66 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,600 Speaker 1: caught your vibe. If you remember the girl with the 67 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:18,120 Speaker 1: wand tangled in her hair, who wouldn't stop laughing at 68 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:23,360 Speaker 1: your serious bubble artist face, that was me. Write me back, 69 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:26,520 Speaker 1: because let's be real, we're basically married now in the 70 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:32,080 Speaker 1: eyes of the bubble gods that signed Lisa. It's interesting 71 00:04:32,279 --> 00:04:34,760 Speaker 1: ceremony that the bubble gods had. It sounds like, yeah, 72 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:38,360 Speaker 1: do you pop the bubble, get the out of her hair. 73 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:40,080 Speaker 1: That's all you gotta do. Let's go to your next 74 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:47,279 Speaker 1: misconnection titled Chariots of Desire Woman forty four Downtown carriage ride. 75 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:50,800 Speaker 1: Last weekend, I rented a horse drawn carriage to take 76 00:04:50,839 --> 00:04:54,160 Speaker 1: my fiance and myself down Main Street to our favorite 77 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:58,320 Speaker 1: restaurant for our fifth anniversary misconnections. If you have a 78 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:05,279 Speaker 1: fiance out, I should really say ex fiance because that 79 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:09,040 Speaker 1: bee dumped me two days before, but we didn't want 80 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:15,560 Speaker 1: to lose the reservation. Oh I see. So there I 81 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:18,600 Speaker 1: was sitting in the carriage but grudgingly waiting for her, 82 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:22,240 Speaker 1: trying to be strong and not cry, when all of 83 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:24,400 Speaker 1: a sudden, you hopped into the seat next to me, 84 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:29,680 Speaker 1: barefoot and I'm assuming homeless. You hissed cops are right 85 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:33,440 Speaker 1: behind me, then grabbed the reins and somehow made the 86 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:36,080 Speaker 1: horse barrel down Main Street like we were starring in 87 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:43,080 Speaker 1: an action fil know that, he continues. You ducked behind 88 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:45,320 Speaker 1: me when a police car honked, and even tried to 89 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:49,320 Speaker 1: shove a half eaten sandwich into my hands for emergency rations. 90 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:53,320 Speaker 1: I had no choice but to go along. By the 91 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:55,880 Speaker 1: time the horse did a sidestep around a hot dog cart, 92 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:59,120 Speaker 1: I realized I had absolutely no idea who you were 93 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:03,320 Speaker 1: wait just then, and also that I kind of loved it. 94 00:06:04,839 --> 00:06:07,720 Speaker 1: If you see this, let's skip the heists next time 95 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:12,920 Speaker 1: and just grab coffee. Still clipping along, signed recently single 96 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:17,160 Speaker 1: cops never caught up with a horse carriage. Well, she's 97 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:19,480 Speaker 1: in jail and that's why she's never got to respond. 98 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:24,320 Speaker 1: We love adventure, Yeah, don't ask questions, just accept love. 99 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,920 Speaker 1: In all of its forms. Broke going to movies made 100 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,880 Speaker 1: after them? Oh me too. Those are your Craigslist misconnections. 101 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:32,200 Speaker 1: We're gonna do your phone tap coming up right after this, 102 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:34,320 Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.