WEBVTT - Hour 2: Death Row 0:00:09.960 --> 0:00:14.280 It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of the 0:00:14.400 --> 0:00:17.599 Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday night. And I told 0:00:17.600 --> 0:00:19.000 you it was gonna be a good one. Did I 0:00:19.120 --> 0:00:24.080 not remember tomorrow's And ask doctor Jesse Friday. The whole 0:00:24.160 --> 0:00:28.480 show is me answering your emailed question, So email them 0:00:28.480 --> 0:00:33.240 into Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. And remember tonight. 0:00:33.640 --> 0:00:35.479 You know I don't take many calls. We have to 0:00:35.479 --> 0:00:39.080 take some fun calls tonight. What's the worst you ever 0:00:39.159 --> 0:00:42.760 screwed up at work? Ladies again, if you're a homemaker, 0:00:43.000 --> 0:00:47.640 good for you. That builds America. That counts eight seven 0:00:47.760 --> 0:00:51.320 seven three seven seven four three seven three eight seven 0:00:51.440 --> 0:00:55.160 seven three seven seven four three seven three. Now let's 0:00:55.200 --> 0:01:02.640 discuss something. Let's discuss entitlement, racism, a world of make believe, 0:01:02.680 --> 0:01:04.800 in several other things. We have a bit of a 0:01:04.840 --> 0:01:07.399 schmoorgash board before we get to these calls and stuff 0:01:07.400 --> 0:01:11.679 like that. What Chris, don't don't scoff? Don't scoff at 0:01:11.720 --> 0:01:14.800 schmoorgash board the same way you scoff when I ob 0:01:14.800 --> 0:01:18.600 blaw some espanyol up in here, you know. In speaking 0:01:18.600 --> 0:01:21.120 of which, I've been hard on the bidens a lot lately. 0:01:21.440 --> 0:01:24.920 I can't tell you how much I respect doctor Jill 0:01:25.040 --> 0:01:29.760 Biden for being a fellow oblah person and on behalf 0:01:29.840 --> 0:01:33.640 of my husband and the people of the United States. 0:01:34.160 --> 0:01:39.000 Buenas tardes, buen us tartees. Indeed, I don't care if 0:01:39.000 --> 0:01:42.360 it's politically incorrect. We're gonna keep saying it. Buen us 0:01:42.360 --> 0:01:46.400 tarts all right, Chris, you don't know, but that means 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:50.760 have a good meal in Mexican, all right, all right, now, 0:01:50.920 --> 0:01:54.040 moving on, um, something else really quick before we get 0:01:54.040 --> 0:01:58.200 to these phone calls. What's the one thing I've been 0:01:58.240 --> 0:02:01.320 saying defines the Biden Board administration. If you had to 0:02:01.320 --> 0:02:05.120 describe them in one word, it's cold, right. I mean, 0:02:05.160 --> 0:02:07.040 there's a lot of words you could use. Whatever word 0:02:07.120 --> 0:02:09.440 you have is probably appropriate. But I've always said that 0:02:09.480 --> 0:02:13.920 they're cold. They just they've never come off as giving 0:02:13.960 --> 0:02:17.120 a crap. And this goes from the very beginning. No 0:02:17.160 --> 0:02:20.079 matter what the disaster was, it wasn't just that they 0:02:20.160 --> 0:02:23.160 had a disaster, it was that they made it worse 0:02:23.320 --> 0:02:25.880 by being so cold. Remember they got when they got 0:02:25.880 --> 0:02:28.680 our thirteen guys killed in Afghanistan, which is bad enough, right, 0:02:28.960 --> 0:02:31.440 That's as bad as it gets. They got thirteen of 0:02:31.440 --> 0:02:34.440 our warriors killed in Afghanistan with their incompetence and stupidity, 0:02:35.800 --> 0:02:39.600 and then the bodies came back, and the bodies came back, 0:02:39.600 --> 0:02:42.400 and that is I mean, devastating moments for the family. 0:02:42.440 --> 0:02:47.960 The families show up, the President, Joe and Jill decided 0:02:48.000 --> 0:02:51.519 they were going to be there, except Joe Biden got 0:02:51.560 --> 0:02:57.000 caught on camera during the honoring of our fallen warriors, 0:02:57.080 --> 0:03:01.240 got caught checking his watch. And in case someone thinks 0:03:01.280 --> 0:03:03.080 that that was just like a one off and he 0:03:03.120 --> 0:03:05.399 got caught in a bad moment. No, no, no, no. 0:03:05.840 --> 0:03:10.200 Multiple multiple family members went running to the media and 0:03:10.200 --> 0:03:12.560 they were on the news saying no, no, no, he 0:03:12.720 --> 0:03:16.640 never cared. He checked his watch several times. He didn't 0:03:16.680 --> 0:03:20.559 care when he would discuss me. It was just so cold. 0:03:21.040 --> 0:03:24.200 And here's the thing I'll say, and honestly, this is 0:03:24.240 --> 0:03:25.799 going to apply to a lot of things. In fact, 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:27.519 I probably just flat out talk about this for a 0:03:27.560 --> 0:03:32.640 couple of minutes. Americans. We have had it so good 0:03:32.680 --> 0:03:35.920 for so long. I understand we're all doing differently, right, 0:03:35.920 --> 0:03:38.040 You're not making what your neighbor makes, what your brother makes, 0:03:38.120 --> 0:03:39.560 or but maybe you're more and maybe you're less. But 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:42.880 in general, people in this country have had it so 0:03:42.920 --> 0:03:45.520 good for so long. And when the people have it good, 0:03:45.520 --> 0:03:49.440 when the people aren't missing meals, when the new baby 0:03:49.480 --> 0:03:52.960 gets to eat every meal, it needs to. As a politician, 0:03:53.600 --> 0:03:56.160 you can get away with a lot because the people 0:03:56.200 --> 0:04:01.760 are fed and fat and happy. American politician, they've gotten 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:05.200 way too used to speaking down to us, and they've 0:04:05.240 --> 0:04:07.800 gotten way too used to blowing our money on things 0:04:07.840 --> 0:04:12.680 we don't care about. Peter Doocey asked the news Geen Pierre, Look, Chris, 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:15.320 that's not Mexican, so you wouldn't understand that's German. I 0:04:15.360 --> 0:04:19.880 believe anyway, he has Jean Pierre, the new press secretary, 0:04:20.560 --> 0:04:25.320 about okay, people aren't making ends meet and understand this. 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:28.000 No matter how she answers truth, lies, it doesn't matter. 0:04:29.080 --> 0:04:32.719 She's the face of the administration when she talks. She 0:04:32.920 --> 0:04:38.400 had better show genuine empathy for what people were going through. 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:40.240 This is a little long, it's a minute and a half. 0:04:40.320 --> 0:04:44.280 Listen to this exchange between Peter and the German. Americans 0:04:44.320 --> 0:04:47.200 are now spending five thousand dollars a year on gasoline. 0:04:47.200 --> 0:04:50.280 That's almost double what they did a year ago, where 0:04:50.320 --> 0:04:52.680 are people supposed to go to get all that extra cash, 0:04:53.160 --> 0:04:55.920 to get the extra cash to pay for gas? Yeah. Well, 0:04:55.960 --> 0:04:57.720 I mean one of the things that we've been very 0:04:57.760 --> 0:05:00.680 clear about is to do everything in our power to 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:04.479 make sure that we lower costs. You know, it is 0:05:04.520 --> 0:05:07.719 important we see it. The President understands what the American 0:05:07.760 --> 0:05:12.000 people is going through, and that's why we're doing everything 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:15.360 that we can. We've made multiple announcements in the past 0:05:15.839 --> 0:05:18.440 several several months of what we're doing, whether it's the 0:05:18.440 --> 0:05:23.039 Strategic Petroleum Reserve, whether it's the Ethanol fifteen, to make 0:05:23.080 --> 0:05:28.479 sure that the American people are not feeling Putin's price hike. 0:05:28.640 --> 0:05:30.960 This is where this is coming from. Sixty to seventy 0:05:30.960 --> 0:05:33.760 percent of the current price hike that we have seen 0:05:33.839 --> 0:05:37.440 has come from Putin's aggression against Ukraine. The present announcements 0:05:37.480 --> 0:05:39.719 on Mars thirty first that he's got all these steps 0:05:39.720 --> 0:05:43.760 to lower vast prices and it's still Putin's fault seven 0:05:43.960 --> 0:05:47.719 weeks later. Well, because what I'm saying is since the war, 0:05:48.400 --> 0:05:52.320 since Putin's war aggression against Ukraine started back in February, 0:05:52.520 --> 0:05:55.400 we did see a spike, but before then it had 0:05:55.839 --> 0:06:04.600 the price, the price per per gallon had four. Yeah, Putent, 0:06:04.680 --> 0:06:07.479 I understand you sat around and you focus grouped this, 0:06:07.640 --> 0:06:12.000 and you did polls and whatnot about inflation. That stuff 0:06:12.040 --> 0:06:17.560 flies when things are really good. When things aren't so good, 0:06:18.720 --> 0:06:22.080 the American people are going to have less tolerance for 0:06:22.160 --> 0:06:26.240 your new focus group labels like Putin's price hike. What 0:06:26.440 --> 0:06:29.200 is that saying. I'm gonna screw up the saying. And 0:06:29.240 --> 0:06:31.240 I don't know who said it anyway, but what else 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:35.040 would you expect from me? Civilization is nothing more than 0:06:35.160 --> 0:06:38.360 nine meals away from anarchy. It's it's something to that extent. 0:06:39.600 --> 0:06:42.800 It's the truth these politicians, and you know what, I'll 0:06:42.800 --> 0:06:44.719 point something else out. I'm not gonna spend forever on 0:06:44.720 --> 0:06:46.240 it just because we're gonna have more fun today. We're 0:06:46.240 --> 0:06:47.960 gonna get to these colle and we're gonna have a blast. 0:06:48.720 --> 0:06:52.120 Forty billion dollars in a state department slush fund. That's 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:56.720 what that Ukrainian stuff was, forty billion dollars slush fund. 0:06:58.560 --> 0:07:01.480 Politicians have gotten away with that crap for a long time. 0:07:02.440 --> 0:07:05.239 You see the anger out there today at both parties 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:08.800 because of it, and I see confusion even in congressmen 0:07:08.839 --> 0:07:12.080 and senators. I know confusion. I don't understand why are 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:15.760 people so angry. I thought the American people cared about Ukraine. Brother, 0:07:16.920 --> 0:07:19.680 every American I know cares about those poor Ukrainians and 0:07:19.720 --> 0:07:22.600 the refugees and the women and kids and what they're 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:26.160 going through. You don't understand what time it is. We 0:07:26.360 --> 0:07:30.160 can't afford to live. You're stroking forty billion dollar checks 0:07:30.200 --> 0:07:36.160 to Ukraine. We can care without wanting forty billion dollars 0:07:36.160 --> 0:07:38.800 going to the State department. You see a breakdown of 0:07:38.840 --> 0:07:41.680 that money. Let's not act like that was going to 0:07:41.800 --> 0:07:45.880 bread and juice for Ukrainian children. That's a State Department 0:07:45.960 --> 0:07:49.080 slush fund if I've ever seen one. You would better 0:07:49.120 --> 0:07:53.000 start waking up and snapping up and realize we are 0:07:53.040 --> 0:07:55.800 in different times now than the one you're used to. 0:07:56.520 --> 0:07:59.320 We're heading into them anyway. All right, I'm gonna get 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:03.280 to some emails. The step at first eight seven seven 0:08:03.720 --> 0:08:07.960 three seven seven four three seven three. What's the worst 0:08:08.560 --> 0:08:13.960 you ever screwed up at work? Wesley and Saint Louis go, yeah, Hey, 0:08:14.480 --> 0:08:17.120 I'm a mechanic. So one day I go to work 0:08:17.320 --> 0:08:20.440 and my boss gives me a battery to put in 0:08:20.440 --> 0:08:26.120 a car, and I put it in backwards, and after 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:30.160 the initial flash, I thought something had happened, and sure enough, 0:08:30.320 --> 0:08:33.840 the whole fuse box was blown, as well as the 0:08:33.880 --> 0:08:40.280 blinkers and the headlight in the radio. And yeah, it was, 0:08:41.679 --> 0:08:45.559 it was. It was. Luckily I have a boss that's 0:08:45.640 --> 0:08:49.840 really really good. He uh he covered my at excuse me, 0:08:49.880 --> 0:08:54.160 he called my butt to his boss. So, yeah, that 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:56.960 was the biggest screw up I ever had. Good one, 0:08:57.080 --> 0:09:02.080 Wesley out all. Imagine how you feel frying out the 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:10.840 whole car. And in Washington go pokan. Someone in Washington 0:09:10.920 --> 0:09:14.000 loves Jessie and I haven't tried any of your recipes, 0:09:14.080 --> 0:09:17.760 but I was, I'm getting older, but I do still work, 0:09:18.040 --> 0:09:22.480 and it's embarrassing. I don't get go to sleep sometimes. 0:09:22.920 --> 0:09:25.440 So my husband and I didn't sleep, so we said, well, 0:09:25.520 --> 0:09:27.760 let's go out for breakfast. So we went out for breakfast. 0:09:28.280 --> 0:09:30.880 Then I went to work. Are you hearing me? Can 0:09:30.960 --> 0:09:35.880 hear me? Here? You go? Okay okay? And so then 0:09:36.320 --> 0:09:38.800 after breakfast, I got to work a little early, like 0:09:38.920 --> 0:09:42.440 seven thirty in the parking lot and the work starts 0:09:42.480 --> 0:09:46.280 at nine and my appointment is at ten for my 0:09:46.360 --> 0:09:49.800 clients to come in. I just said I just take 0:09:49.840 --> 0:09:52.400 a little nap and I didn't sit an alarm. I 0:09:52.440 --> 0:09:57.600 woke up in car at eleven my clients, and that's 0:09:57.679 --> 0:09:59.760 kind of embarrassing. I gotta figure out how to work 0:09:59.760 --> 0:10:05.000 the tone in my favor. That sucks. That sucks. Chris, 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:08.520 Can you nap in cars? You can't nap in cars, 0:10:08.880 --> 0:10:11.640 Michael can. I'm a world class napper, so I can. 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:14.040 That sucks. You guys can't. Oh, I forgot to tell 0:10:14.080 --> 0:10:16.520 you about napping. All right, I'm gonna get back to 0:10:16.559 --> 0:10:19.839 these calls here in just a second. Did I tell 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:23.839 you I'm now a neck pillow guy? Oh? I haven't 0:10:23.880 --> 0:10:26.280 explained that yet. All right, I'm gonna explain why we 0:10:26.280 --> 0:10:28.239 live in a world of make believe with the communists. 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:30.680 And I'm gonna get back to these phone calls, and 0:10:30.720 --> 0:10:34.040 I'm gonna explain why I'm now a neck pillow guy. Hey, come, 0:10:35.120 --> 0:10:39.040 how God on a him on inside of me? Jesse Kelly, 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:51.760 you're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the 0:10:51.880 --> 0:10:54.800 Jesse Kelly Show. And we're gonna get to the communist 0:10:54.840 --> 0:10:57.680 world of make believe. Here we have you had another 0:10:57.880 --> 0:11:02.720 dangerous incident of racism out there. We have the Democrats 0:11:02.760 --> 0:11:05.400 losing Latinos. But let's be honest, we have to focus 0:11:05.400 --> 0:11:09.199 on the important things. Eight seven seven three seven seven 0:11:09.320 --> 0:11:12.640 four three seven three. What's the worst you ever screwed 0:11:12.679 --> 0:11:16.480 up at work? Mike and West Virginia, what's the worst 0:11:16.520 --> 0:11:20.040 you ever screwed up at work? Well? When I was 0:11:20.080 --> 0:11:22.960 in college, I paid for it by working nights on 0:11:23.000 --> 0:11:26.240 the graveyard shift at the state prison. I was assigned 0:11:26.240 --> 0:11:28.600 to death row. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, Mike. 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:30.680 I'm sorry. I'm gonna let you finish your story, but 0:11:30.720 --> 0:11:33.000 I just want to make sure I understand this right. 0:11:33.480 --> 0:11:36.079 It was an option, or maybe it still is an 0:11:36.080 --> 0:11:41.520 option to work on death row as a college job, 0:11:41.640 --> 0:11:44.000 like bartending or something. You just go down to death 0:11:44.080 --> 0:11:47.760 row and apply. Yeah. I went down to state prison 0:11:47.760 --> 0:11:50.040 and applied, and I got on the graveyard shift because 0:11:50.040 --> 0:11:52.520 that fit my schedule, okay, And they needed somebody on 0:11:52.640 --> 0:11:58.400 death row and that's where I was, Okay. So anyway, 0:11:58.559 --> 0:12:01.200 I didn't notice that the guy was did the whole Mike. Now, 0:12:01.840 --> 0:12:03.600 he was dead before I got there, and he was 0:12:03.600 --> 0:12:05.679 still dead when I left. But you know, you're kind 0:12:05.679 --> 0:12:10.240 of supposed to notice these things. And it was my Friday. 0:12:10.360 --> 0:12:13.120 I didn't even know anything about it. In mean, on 0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:15.720 my Monday, and I had a whole lot of splaining 0:12:15.760 --> 0:12:22.680 to do. Mike, that is so morbid and awful and awesome. 0:12:22.960 --> 0:12:26.040 That's gonna be tough to beat. I have so many questions. 0:12:26.120 --> 0:12:27.640 I would have just kept it. I should have kept 0:12:27.679 --> 0:12:30.240 him on the whole hour. What you know what, Mike, 0:12:30.520 --> 0:12:33.720 callback in I have other questions. I want to know 0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:37.160 why you went down to death row to apply or 0:12:37.200 --> 0:12:40.360 to the state prison. There was no seven eleven. You 0:12:40.400 --> 0:12:43.080 didn't want to sell beer and snacks him been you 0:12:43.120 --> 0:12:46.320 went to you know, callback, Mike eight seven seven three 0:12:46.440 --> 0:12:49.679 seven seven four three seven three. What did the world 0:12:50.320 --> 0:12:55.839 John and Edgewater, Colorado go? Yeah? I just I was 0:12:55.840 --> 0:12:59.720 about twenty five years old and started working on heavy equipment, 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:04.400 and I had a little experience. They gave me the 0:13:04.480 --> 0:13:08.920 hugest loader that they made posi posible quick. Everybody who 0:13:09.000 --> 0:13:11.920 hasn't worked instruction doesn't nobody's talking about. It's called a 0:13:11.960 --> 0:13:14.760 front end loader. That that thing that you see driving 0:13:14.760 --> 0:13:17.280 around with big tires on it and a huge wide 0:13:17.280 --> 0:13:19.920 bucket on the front that scoops up dirt and grades things. 0:13:19.960 --> 0:13:24.000 That's a loader anyway, go ahead, John, Yeah, this bucket 0:13:24.040 --> 0:13:27.360 was about eight eight or can't feet wide? I can't remember. 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:31.000 It just barely sits through the garage door. So I'm 0:13:31.000 --> 0:13:33.320 really being careful watching it. And now I'll cut my 0:13:33.360 --> 0:13:36.880 see that service manage. You're an a foreman standing there. 0:13:37.280 --> 0:13:39.280 I'm keeping an eye on, man, keep an eye on 0:13:39.280 --> 0:13:41.959 the side. I got it in, set the bucket down 0:13:42.320 --> 0:13:45.439 right on a five gallon bucket of oil and sprayed 0:13:45.480 --> 0:13:55.320 them all. Oh that's great. Oh quick side note that 0:13:55.880 --> 0:13:59.000 you look. Everyone knows I don't like to brag, all right. 0:13:59.040 --> 0:14:01.360 The last thing in the world I would ever do 0:14:01.760 --> 0:14:05.920 as a showguns draw any attention to myself, and you 0:14:06.000 --> 0:14:08.120 know I've never done that. I'm better than everyone else 0:14:08.200 --> 0:14:11.640 type thing. When it comes to radio, how many other 0:14:11.720 --> 0:14:14.160 radio hosts in the country do you think actually can 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:17.560 operate a front end loader? Because I can, and I 0:14:17.720 --> 0:14:22.040 have Chris and my forklifts certified. Michael, as if I 0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:26.040 was forklift certified. Certified is such a strong word. No, 0:14:26.240 --> 0:14:29.880 I'm not certified per se, but yes, I can absolutely 0:14:29.960 --> 0:14:33.200 run one. The little bobcat on there, a little bobcats 0:14:33.200 --> 0:14:35.400 that we little machine with a bunch of different attachments 0:14:35.400 --> 0:14:38.000 on there. I can run Bobcats. Oh yeah. I grew 0:14:38.040 --> 0:14:40.880 up in a construction family. My dad had me with him. 0:14:40.920 --> 0:14:44.240 I don't think I was six or seven. He had 0:14:44.280 --> 0:14:46.320 me at the Caterpillar plant. I don't know if it's 0:14:46.360 --> 0:14:50.120 still there and Peoria, Illinois when I was a child, 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:53.040 because he was in construction. We had We took this 0:14:53.240 --> 0:14:55.320 red eye flight. I'm a tiny kid. We take this 0:14:55.400 --> 0:14:57.920 red eye flight. And then we had to get on 0:14:57.920 --> 0:15:01.080 a bus. Eddyone ever taken bus for public transportation. We 0:15:01.160 --> 0:15:02.720 had to get on a bus and we're getting to 0:15:02.760 --> 0:15:04.920 me and my old man with all these grungy strangers 0:15:04.920 --> 0:15:06.560 on a bus in the middle of the night. You know, 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:08.800 it wasn't that bad. I'll never forget this as long 0:15:08.840 --> 0:15:10.960 as I live. I got on the bus and the 0:15:11.040 --> 0:15:14.040 bus driver or maybe this was just policy with this place. 0:15:14.600 --> 0:15:17.400 They had a bag of I don't want to say 0:15:17.480 --> 0:15:20.360 Cheetos because that's not fair. It wasn't Cheetos. It was 0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:22.880 definitely off brand Cheetos. But they had an off brand 0:15:22.880 --> 0:15:25.320 bag of Cheetos there, and my old man didn't really care, 0:15:25.360 --> 0:15:26.840 and he say, ah, I got to eat them. I 0:15:26.880 --> 0:15:28.400 got to see it there and eat Cheetos. As far 0:15:28.440 --> 0:15:30.840 as I was concerned that was flying first class. Baby. 0:15:31.800 --> 0:15:34.080 All right, I'm still gonna get to the communists. I'm 0:15:34.160 --> 0:15:39.160 enjoying these too much. Michael and Denver go. I didn't 0:15:39.200 --> 0:15:40.800 give out the name of the restaurant because I wasn't 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:44.840 sure you'd want me to, but Michael go ahead. I 0:15:44.960 --> 0:15:47.080 was the manager an outback steakhouse and it was a 0:15:47.120 --> 0:15:50.800 really busy Saturday night and a group about ten people 0:15:50.840 --> 0:15:53.200 came in. It was their birthday, and they handed me 0:15:53.280 --> 0:15:55.920 this beautiful cake at Strawberries on. It was beautiful in 0:15:55.960 --> 0:15:58.320 a box with the candles and a lighter and a 0:15:58.440 --> 0:16:00.480 night to cut it with. And they go, when you know, 0:16:00.480 --> 0:16:01.920 when we're ready, you know, could you bring it on? 0:16:02.000 --> 0:16:04.160 I go, yeah, no problem. So I ran it back 0:16:04.200 --> 0:16:06.200 into the walk in and they got sat and everything, 0:16:06.240 --> 0:16:08.440 and I'm running around doing all my table visits, and 0:16:08.760 --> 0:16:10.120 you know, I'm not an hour and a half later, 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:13.200 two hours later and who was busy? Um, the table 0:16:13.440 --> 0:16:15.600 you know, flagged me down and they go, hey, um, 0:16:15.960 --> 0:16:18.240 where's our birthday cake? And I go, your cake? Oh 0:16:18.240 --> 0:16:19.840 my god, I got got it and I got it 0:16:19.920 --> 0:16:21.520 to walk in. So I went in the back. I 0:16:21.600 --> 0:16:23.880 put it out on a big tray and I put 0:16:23.920 --> 0:16:26.600 plates and forks and knives and all that stuff, and 0:16:26.640 --> 0:16:28.920 I brought it out and we lit the candles and 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:30.400 I and I go, all right, who's birthday in there? 0:16:30.520 --> 0:16:32.560 They all pointed to this guy and I put it 0:16:32.600 --> 0:16:34.240 down in front of because he pulled it out, and 0:16:34.240 --> 0:16:35.760 I go out, all right, and I picked it up 0:16:35.880 --> 0:16:37.680 and I cut it up for him, and I gave 0:16:37.800 --> 0:16:40.280 everybody a piece. I even took a piece for myself, 0:16:40.640 --> 0:16:42.840 and I'm like eating the piece. I'm like, this is great. 0:16:43.080 --> 0:16:44.440 And then I, you know, I went to back and 0:16:44.440 --> 0:16:45.920 I put it down, and I went around and I 0:16:45.920 --> 0:16:47.960 was checking the rest of the restaurant, and then another 0:16:48.000 --> 0:16:51.040 table sat me down and they go, hill, where's that cake? 0:16:51.120 --> 0:16:53.120 You know, where's the cake? And I go, your cake? 0:16:53.720 --> 0:16:56.440 You mean the cake we gave you when we walked in. 0:17:03.840 --> 0:17:13.800 I'm sorry. That sucks. Oh oh, that sucks. That genuinely, 0:17:14.040 --> 0:17:18.080 genuinely sucks. All right, We're gonna keep going with these, 0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:21.080 I promise I do have to talk about living in 0:17:21.080 --> 0:17:25.160 the world of make believe with the communists. That's keep 0:17:25.240 --> 0:17:28.160 keep these calls coming. Eight seven seven three seven seven 0:17:28.240 --> 0:17:31.800 four three seven three eight seven seven three seven seven 0:17:31.880 --> 0:17:35.040 four three seven three. All right, and remember tomorrow's and 0:17:35.119 --> 0:17:38.639 asked doctor Jesse Friday. You can ask me anything on 0:17:38.760 --> 0:17:42.000 asked Doctor Jesse Friday. Anything. You'll be personal. I don't care. 0:17:42.040 --> 0:17:44.320 I mean, I guess probably not too personal. It was fine, 0:17:44.320 --> 0:17:46.840 But look, ask me anything doesn't have to be politics. 0:17:46.880 --> 0:17:50.760 We can just gab Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. 0:17:51.520 --> 0:18:07.440 Hang on, yeah, it is the Jesse Kelly Show. And Michael, 0:18:07.440 --> 0:18:09.160 I don't know why you run in and run out 0:18:09.200 --> 0:18:11.639 like that, like the room's going to explode if you 0:18:11.640 --> 0:18:13.880 don't get it done. This is I did to set 0:18:13.880 --> 0:18:16.040 this up for everyone who wasn't in here. Chris and 0:18:16.080 --> 0:18:19.479 Michael are always looking. We look as amateure as this 0:18:19.520 --> 0:18:21.880 show is. We are trying to stay up to date 0:18:21.920 --> 0:18:24.639 on whatever's breaking at the time, so we're always giving it. 0:18:24.640 --> 0:18:26.159 Look if something breaks, we want you to know. If 0:18:26.160 --> 0:18:27.919 a big story happens, who wants you to know. So 0:18:27.960 --> 0:18:30.080 they're always they're in They're in there looking as they 0:18:30.200 --> 0:18:33.040 drink beer. They're in there looking for stories and in 0:18:33.119 --> 0:18:35.399 sound bites and things like that at all times. Well, 0:18:35.480 --> 0:18:37.560 if they get one, they print it out, they get 0:18:37.600 --> 0:18:39.600 it stapled, and Michael runs it to me. Because I'm 0:18:39.640 --> 0:18:42.280 in an enclosed room and he like sprints in here 0:18:42.320 --> 0:18:44.600 every time and drops it on the desk and turns 0:18:44.640 --> 0:18:46.600 around and runs off. You know, it's not the end 0:18:46.600 --> 0:18:48.320 of the world if you're in here. When when we 0:18:48.400 --> 0:18:52.040 get come back from break, Michael, right, you don't want 0:18:52.080 --> 0:18:54.600 it to pick up on the mic. What's he doing. 0:18:54.720 --> 0:18:57.840 He's not in here playing the tuba. He's dropping off 0:18:57.880 --> 0:19:00.040 a piece of paper. I found it to be a 0:19:00.080 --> 0:19:03.840 relatively quiet process, you know what. I don't know why 0:19:03.840 --> 0:19:05.280 I let that get to me, but it did. It. 0:19:05.480 --> 0:19:07.119 Look it got to me. It got to me. Okay, 0:19:07.160 --> 0:19:09.960 it got to me. All right, let's stop. Well, before 0:19:09.960 --> 0:19:11.640 we get back to the calls here, and I'm going 0:19:11.680 --> 0:19:15.280 to get back to these because they're hilarious, we have 0:19:15.320 --> 0:19:17.879 to get serious for a moment and talk again about 0:19:18.840 --> 0:19:22.640 the world of make believe people live in. And it's 0:19:22.720 --> 0:19:26.840 not only these card carrying communists who live in this 0:19:26.880 --> 0:19:31.720 world of make believe. Sadly, this probably applies to many people. 0:19:31.800 --> 0:19:37.480 You know, many people. I know people who don't care 0:19:37.760 --> 0:19:44.680 enough to look more into things. They don't live in 0:19:44.720 --> 0:19:47.880 the real world. I don't have a nicer better way 0:19:47.880 --> 0:19:52.679 to put that. They don't occupy the same world we do, 0:19:52.800 --> 0:19:56.800 and our world is real and theirs is not. I 0:19:56.880 --> 0:19:59.040 see this handline. This is from Bongino dot com. I 0:19:59.520 --> 0:20:02.440 love Dan, and the headline says, the fact checkers got 0:20:02.440 --> 0:20:05.120 it dead wrong on Hunter Biden in China. And I'm 0:20:05.160 --> 0:20:06.720 not going to dwell on this too long. You know 0:20:06.760 --> 0:20:11.199 about this, but just no Hunter Biden. Surprise. Surprise is 0:20:11.960 --> 0:20:15.879 very much wired into China made eleven million dollars in 0:20:15.920 --> 0:20:21.640 twenty thirteen to twenty eighteen because of Ukraine. Oh, surprise, surprise. 0:20:22.200 --> 0:20:26.199 And everyone in the mainstream media told you this was 0:20:26.320 --> 0:20:29.680 Russian disinformation and it was wrong when it came out. Well, 0:20:29.760 --> 0:20:33.399 here's the thing. It's not just the scumbags on the 0:20:33.480 --> 0:20:39.040 news who were pushing this. Normal people who don't consume politics, 0:20:39.080 --> 0:20:41.760 don't look into things. Let's say they sit down for 0:20:42.000 --> 0:20:43.960 ten minutes at the end of the day after the 0:20:43.960 --> 0:20:48.320 work's done, and turn on the TV. They believed all 0:20:48.359 --> 0:20:53.200 that Hunter Biden stuff and looks let's go more extreme. 0:20:53.240 --> 0:20:56.840 Forget about the Hunter Biden stuff we talked before. I've 0:20:56.880 --> 0:20:58.960 told this story several times recently, so I'm not going 0:20:59.040 --> 0:21:02.160 to belabor the point I told you before about the 0:21:02.240 --> 0:21:05.280 comedian arn'tez Jay. He's a black comedian. He comes to town. 0:21:05.320 --> 0:21:07.080 My wife and I love comedians, so we went out 0:21:07.080 --> 0:21:09.680 to see arn't as Jakes. He's hilarious and he did 0:21:09.720 --> 0:21:11.920 this weird bit where he got serious for a minute 0:21:11.920 --> 0:21:14.000 and he talked about how there's a race war coming. 0:21:14.040 --> 0:21:16.879 White people have a race war coming for black people, 0:21:17.320 --> 0:21:20.760 and it was it just took me back because that's 0:21:20.800 --> 0:21:24.040 not in any way true at all. And yet this 0:21:24.160 --> 0:21:26.640 was a serious heart to heart he was having with 0:21:26.720 --> 0:21:29.440 the audience about this race war that was coming. And 0:21:29.440 --> 0:21:31.199 and I've talked to you about it before on the 0:21:31.240 --> 0:21:34.880 air of what level of make believe do you have 0:21:34.960 --> 0:21:38.199 to live in? Listen to Corey Bush. She's one of, 0:21:38.440 --> 0:21:42.080 without question, the dumbest members of Congress. I want you 0:21:42.119 --> 0:21:45.360 to listen to this person. Listen to the world this 0:21:45.440 --> 0:21:49.879 person occupies in her mind. Chris is getting a boost 0:21:50.080 --> 0:21:53.360 from specific House Republicans. Why not hold them out by night? 0:21:53.920 --> 0:21:58.680 You know, one thing is this is not new great 0:21:58.760 --> 0:22:01.879 replacement theory I've been I remember hearing it when I 0:22:01.960 --> 0:22:04.240 was a child, when I was in school, and it 0:22:04.359 --> 0:22:06.560 was something that it was like, oh, you have to 0:22:06.600 --> 0:22:09.640 be prepared because this thing is going to happen. Um, 0:22:10.280 --> 0:22:15.439 you know, and uh so you know, every day there's something. 0:22:15.480 --> 0:22:18.520 There's not a day that I wake up in these 0:22:18.600 --> 0:22:21.960 here United States, UM, as a black woman, that there 0:22:22.080 --> 0:22:26.119 is not something that not only me, but so many 0:22:26.160 --> 0:22:28.960 others have to face and deal with as it relates 0:22:28.960 --> 0:22:31.879 to Uh, just don a positire. I'm gonna let her 0:22:31.960 --> 0:22:35.960 keep going. There's not a day that she doesn't wake 0:22:36.040 --> 0:22:39.040 up as a black woman and has to face something. 0:22:40.080 --> 0:22:46.879 The black woman who's a member of Congress, the black 0:22:46.920 --> 0:22:52.640 woman who's part of the United States of America's legislative body. 0:22:53.400 --> 0:22:56.240 There's not a day that goes by where she doesn't 0:22:56.800 --> 0:23:00.359 have to face something that will continue, whether it's our 0:23:00.440 --> 0:23:05.240 race or it's the culture. So we have to call 0:23:05.280 --> 0:23:08.320 a thing a thing. And so I have been very clear. 0:23:09.200 --> 0:23:12.200 When you see white supremacy, you call it white supremacy, 0:23:12.920 --> 0:23:14.920