Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of the
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday night. And I told
Speaker 1: you it was gonna be a good one. Did I
Speaker 1: not remember tomorrow's And ask doctor Jesse Friday. The whole
Speaker 1: show is me answering your emailed question, So email them
Speaker 1: into Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. And remember tonight.
Speaker 1: You know I don't take many calls. We have to
Speaker 1: take some fun calls tonight. What's the worst you ever
Speaker 1: screwed up at work? Ladies again, if you're a homemaker,
Speaker 1: good for you. That builds America. That counts eight seven
Speaker 1: seven three seven seven four three seven three eight seven
Speaker 1: seven three seven seven four three seven three. Now let's
Speaker 1: discuss something. Let's discuss entitlement, racism, a world of make believe,
Speaker 1: in several other things. We have a bit of a
Speaker 1: schmoorgash board before we get to these calls and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. What Chris, don't don't scoff? Don't scoff at
Speaker 1: schmoorgash board the same way you scoff when I ob
Speaker 1: blaw some espanyol up in here, you know. In speaking
Speaker 1: of which, I've been hard on the bidens a lot lately.
Speaker 1: I can't tell you how much I respect doctor Jill
Speaker 1: Biden for being a fellow oblah person and on behalf
Speaker 1: of my husband and the people of the United States.
Speaker 1: Buenas tardes, buen us tartees. Indeed, I don't care if
Speaker 1: it's politically incorrect. We're gonna keep saying it. Buen us
Speaker 1: tarts all right, Chris, you don't know, but that means
Speaker 1: have a good meal in Mexican, all right, all right, now,
Speaker 1: moving on, um, something else really quick before we get
Speaker 1: to these phone calls. What's the one thing I've been
Speaker 1: saying defines the Biden Board administration. If you had to
Speaker 1: describe them in one word, it's cold, right. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of words you could use. Whatever word
Speaker 1: you have is probably appropriate. But I've always said that
Speaker 1: they're cold. They just they've never come off as giving
Speaker 1: a crap. And this goes from the very beginning. No
Speaker 1: matter what the disaster was, it wasn't just that they
Speaker 1: had a disaster, it was that they made it worse
Speaker 1: by being so cold. Remember they got when they got
Speaker 1: our thirteen guys killed in Afghanistan, which is bad enough, right,
Speaker 1: That's as bad as it gets. They got thirteen of
Speaker 1: our warriors killed in Afghanistan with their incompetence and stupidity,
Speaker 1: and then the bodies came back, and the bodies came back,
Speaker 1: and that is I mean, devastating moments for the family.
Speaker 1: The families show up, the President, Joe and Jill decided
Speaker 1: they were going to be there, except Joe Biden got
Speaker 1: caught on camera during the honoring of our fallen warriors,
Speaker 1: got caught checking his watch. And in case someone thinks
Speaker 1: that that was just like a one off and he
Speaker 1: got caught in a bad moment. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: Multiple multiple family members went running to the media and
Speaker 1: they were on the news saying no, no, no, he
Speaker 1: never cared. He checked his watch several times. He didn't
Speaker 1: care when he would discuss me. It was just so cold.
Speaker 1: And here's the thing I'll say, and honestly, this is
Speaker 1: going to apply to a lot of things. In fact,
Speaker 1: I probably just flat out talk about this for a
Speaker 1: couple of minutes. Americans. We have had it so good
Speaker 1: for so long. I understand we're all doing differently, right,
Speaker 1: You're not making what your neighbor makes, what your brother makes,
Speaker 1: or but maybe you're more and maybe you're less. But
Speaker 1: in general, people in this country have had it so
Speaker 1: good for so long. And when the people have it good,
Speaker 1: when the people aren't missing meals, when the new baby
Speaker 1: gets to eat every meal, it needs to. As a politician,
Speaker 1: you can get away with a lot because the people
Speaker 1: are fed and fat and happy. American politician, they've gotten
Speaker 1: way too used to speaking down to us, and they've
Speaker 1: gotten way too used to blowing our money on things
Speaker 1: we don't care about. Peter Doocey asked the news Geen Pierre, Look, Chris,
Speaker 1: that's not Mexican, so you wouldn't understand that's German. I
Speaker 1: believe anyway, he has Jean Pierre, the new press secretary,
Speaker 1: about okay, people aren't making ends meet and understand this.
Speaker 1: No matter how she answers truth, lies, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: She's the face of the administration when she talks. She
Speaker 1: had better show genuine empathy for what people were going through.
Speaker 1: This is a little long, it's a minute and a half.
Speaker 1: Listen to this exchange between Peter and the German. Americans
Speaker 1: are now spending five thousand dollars a year on gasoline.
Speaker 1: That's almost double what they did a year ago, where
Speaker 1: are people supposed to go to get all that extra cash,
Speaker 1: to get the extra cash to pay for gas? Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean one of the things that we've been very
Speaker 1: clear about is to do everything in our power to
Speaker 1: make sure that we lower costs. You know, it is
Speaker 1: important we see it. The President understands what the American
Speaker 1: people is going through, and that's why we're doing everything
Speaker 1: that we can. We've made multiple announcements in the past
Speaker 1: several several months of what we're doing, whether it's the
Speaker 1: Strategic Petroleum Reserve, whether it's the Ethanol fifteen, to make
Speaker 1: sure that the American people are not feeling Putin's price hike.
Speaker 1: This is where this is coming from. Sixty to seventy
Speaker 1: percent of the current price hike that we have seen
Speaker 1: has come from Putin's aggression against Ukraine. The present announcements
Speaker 1: on Mars thirty first that he's got all these steps
Speaker 1: to lower vast prices and it's still Putin's fault seven
Speaker 1: weeks later. Well, because what I'm saying is since the war,
Speaker 1: since Putin's war aggression against Ukraine started back in February,
Speaker 1: we did see a spike, but before then it had
Speaker 1: the price, the price per per gallon had four. Yeah, Putent,
Speaker 1: I understand you sat around and you focus grouped this,
Speaker 1: and you did polls and whatnot about inflation. That stuff
Speaker 1: flies when things are really good. When things aren't so good,
Speaker 1: the American people are going to have less tolerance for
Speaker 1: your new focus group labels like Putin's price hike. What
Speaker 1: is that saying. I'm gonna screw up the saying. And
Speaker 1: I don't know who said it anyway, but what else
Speaker 1: would you expect from me? Civilization is nothing more than
Speaker 1: nine meals away from anarchy. It's it's something to that extent.
Speaker 1: It's the truth these politicians, and you know what, I'll
Speaker 1: point something else out. I'm not gonna spend forever on
Speaker 1: it just because we're gonna have more fun today. We're
Speaker 1: gonna get to these colle and we're gonna have a blast.
Speaker 1: Forty billion dollars in a state department slush fund. That's
Speaker 1: what that Ukrainian stuff was, forty billion dollars slush fund.
Speaker 1: Politicians have gotten away with that crap for a long time.
Speaker 1: You see the anger out there today at both parties
Speaker 1: because of it, and I see confusion even in congressmen
Speaker 1: and senators. I know confusion. I don't understand why are
Speaker 1: people so angry. I thought the American people cared about Ukraine. Brother,
Speaker 1: every American I know cares about those poor Ukrainians and
Speaker 1: the refugees and the women and kids and what they're
Speaker 1: going through. You don't understand what time it is. We
Speaker 1: can't afford to live. You're stroking forty billion dollar checks
Speaker 1: to Ukraine. We can care without wanting forty billion dollars
Speaker 1: going to the State department. You see a breakdown of
Speaker 1: that money. Let's not act like that was going to
Speaker 1: bread and juice for Ukrainian children. That's a State Department
Speaker 1: slush fund if I've ever seen one. You would better
Speaker 1: start waking up and snapping up and realize we are
Speaker 1: in different times now than the one you're used to.
Speaker 1: We're heading into them anyway. All right, I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: to some emails. The step at first eight seven seven
Speaker 1: three seven seven four three seven three. What's the worst
Speaker 1: you ever screwed up at work? Wesley and Saint Louis go, yeah, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm a mechanic. So one day I go to work
Speaker 1: and my boss gives me a battery to put in
Speaker 1: a car, and I put it in backwards, and after
Speaker 1: the initial flash, I thought something had happened, and sure enough,
Speaker 1: the whole fuse box was blown, as well as the
Speaker 1: blinkers and the headlight in the radio. And yeah, it was,
Speaker 1: it was. It was. Luckily I have a boss that's
Speaker 1: really really good. He uh he covered my at excuse me,
Speaker 1: he called my butt to his boss. So, yeah, that
Speaker 1: was the biggest screw up I ever had. Good one,
Speaker 1: Wesley out all. Imagine how you feel frying out the
Speaker 1: whole car. And in Washington go pokan. Someone in Washington
Speaker 1: loves Jessie and I haven't tried any of your recipes,
Speaker 1: but I was, I'm getting older, but I do still work,
Speaker 1: and it's embarrassing. I don't get go to sleep sometimes.
Speaker 1: So my husband and I didn't sleep, so we said, well,
Speaker 1: let's go out for breakfast. So we went out for breakfast.
Speaker 1: Then I went to work. Are you hearing me? Can
Speaker 1: hear me? Here? You go? Okay okay? And so then
Speaker 1: after breakfast, I got to work a little early, like
Speaker 1: seven thirty in the parking lot and the work starts
Speaker 1: at nine and my appointment is at ten for my
Speaker 1: clients to come in. I just said I just take
Speaker 1: a little nap and I didn't sit an alarm. I
Speaker 1: woke up in car at eleven my clients, and that's
Speaker 1: kind of embarrassing. I gotta figure out how to work
Speaker 1: the tone in my favor. That sucks. That sucks. Chris,
Speaker 1: Can you nap in cars? You can't nap in cars,
Speaker 1: Michael can. I'm a world class napper, so I can.
Speaker 1: That sucks. You guys can't. Oh, I forgot to tell
Speaker 1: you about napping. All right, I'm gonna get back to
Speaker 1: these calls here in just a second. Did I tell
Speaker 1: you I'm now a neck pillow guy? Oh? I haven't
Speaker 1: explained that yet. All right, I'm gonna explain why we
Speaker 1: live in a world of make believe with the communists.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna get back to these phone calls, and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna explain why I'm now a neck pillow guy. Hey, come,
Speaker 1: how God on a him on inside of me? Jesse Kelly,
Speaker 1: you're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. And we're gonna get to the communist
Speaker 1: world of make believe. Here we have you had another
Speaker 1: dangerous incident of racism out there. We have the Democrats
Speaker 1: losing Latinos. But let's be honest, we have to focus
Speaker 1: on the important things. Eight seven seven three seven seven
Speaker 1: four three seven three. What's the worst you ever screwed
Speaker 1: up at work? Mike and West Virginia, what's the worst
Speaker 1: you ever screwed up at work? Well? When I was
Speaker 1: in college, I paid for it by working nights on
Speaker 1: the graveyard shift at the state prison. I was assigned
Speaker 1: to death row. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, Mike.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm gonna let you finish your story, but
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure I understand this right.
Speaker 1: It was an option, or maybe it still is an
Speaker 1: option to work on death row as a college job,
Speaker 1: like bartending or something. You just go down to death
Speaker 1: row and apply. Yeah. I went down to state prison
Speaker 1: and applied, and I got on the graveyard shift because
Speaker 1: that fit my schedule, okay, And they needed somebody on
Speaker 1: death row and that's where I was, Okay. So anyway,
Speaker 1: I didn't notice that the guy was did the whole Mike. Now,
Speaker 1: he was dead before I got there, and he was
Speaker 1: still dead when I left. But you know, you're kind
Speaker 1: of supposed to notice these things. And it was my Friday.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know anything about it. In mean, on
Speaker 1: my Monday, and I had a whole lot of splaining
Speaker 1: to do. Mike, that is so morbid and awful and awesome.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be tough to beat. I have so many questions.
Speaker 1: I would have just kept it. I should have kept
Speaker 1: him on the whole hour. What you know what, Mike,
Speaker 1: callback in I have other questions. I want to know
Speaker 1: why you went down to death row to apply or
Speaker 1: to the state prison. There was no seven eleven. You
Speaker 1: didn't want to sell beer and snacks him been you
Speaker 1: went to you know, callback, Mike eight seven seven three
Speaker 1: seven seven four three seven three. What did the world
Speaker 1: John and Edgewater, Colorado go? Yeah? I just I was
Speaker 1: about twenty five years old and started working on heavy equipment,
Speaker 1: and I had a little experience. They gave me the
Speaker 1: hugest loader that they made posi posible quick. Everybody who
Speaker 1: hasn't worked instruction doesn't nobody's talking about. It's called a
Speaker 1: front end loader. That that thing that you see driving
Speaker 1: around with big tires on it and a huge wide
Speaker 1: bucket on the front that scoops up dirt and grades things.
Speaker 1: That's a loader anyway, go ahead, John, Yeah, this bucket
Speaker 1: was about eight eight or can't feet wide? I can't remember.
Speaker 1: It just barely sits through the garage door. So I'm
Speaker 1: really being careful watching it. And now I'll cut my
Speaker 1: see that service manage. You're an a foreman standing there.
Speaker 1: I'm keeping an eye on, man, keep an eye on
Speaker 1: the side. I got it in, set the bucket down
Speaker 1: right on a five gallon bucket of oil and sprayed
Speaker 1: them all. Oh that's great. Oh quick side note that
Speaker 1: you look. Everyone knows I don't like to brag, all right.
Speaker 1: The last thing in the world I would ever do
Speaker 1: as a showguns draw any attention to myself, and you
Speaker 1: know I've never done that. I'm better than everyone else
Speaker 1: type thing. When it comes to radio, how many other
Speaker 1: radio hosts in the country do you think actually can
Speaker 1: operate a front end loader? Because I can, and I
Speaker 1: have Chris and my forklifts certified. Michael, as if I
Speaker 1: was forklift certified. Certified is such a strong word. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not certified per se, but yes, I can absolutely
Speaker 1: run one. The little bobcat on there, a little bobcats
Speaker 1: that we little machine with a bunch of different attachments
Speaker 1: on there. I can run Bobcats. Oh yeah. I grew
Speaker 1: up in a construction family. My dad had me with him.
Speaker 1: I don't think I was six or seven. He had
Speaker 1: me at the Caterpillar plant. I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: still there and Peoria, Illinois when I was a child,
Speaker 1: because he was in construction. We had We took this
Speaker 1: red eye flight. I'm a tiny kid. We take this
Speaker 1: red eye flight. And then we had to get on
Speaker 1: a bus. Eddyone ever taken bus for public transportation. We
Speaker 1: had to get on a bus and we're getting to
Speaker 1: me and my old man with all these grungy strangers
Speaker 1: on a bus in the middle of the night. You know,
Speaker 1: it wasn't that bad. I'll never forget this as long
Speaker 1: as I live. I got on the bus and the
Speaker 1: bus driver or maybe this was just policy with this place.
Speaker 1: They had a bag of I don't want to say
Speaker 1: Cheetos because that's not fair. It wasn't Cheetos. It was
Speaker 1: definitely off brand Cheetos. But they had an off brand
Speaker 1: bag of Cheetos there, and my old man didn't really care,
Speaker 1: and he say, ah, I got to eat them. I
Speaker 1: got to see it there and eat Cheetos. As far
Speaker 1: as I was concerned that was flying first class. Baby.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm still gonna get to the communists. I'm
Speaker 1: enjoying these too much. Michael and Denver go. I didn't
Speaker 1: give out the name of the restaurant because I wasn't
Speaker 1: sure you'd want me to, but Michael go ahead. I
Speaker 1: was the manager an outback steakhouse and it was a
Speaker 1: really busy Saturday night and a group about ten people
Speaker 1: came in. It was their birthday, and they handed me
Speaker 1: this beautiful cake at Strawberries on. It was beautiful in
Speaker 1: a box with the candles and a lighter and a
Speaker 1: night to cut it with. And they go, when you know,
Speaker 1: when we're ready, you know, could you bring it on?
Speaker 1: I go, yeah, no problem. So I ran it back
Speaker 1: into the walk in and they got sat and everything,
Speaker 1: and I'm running around doing all my table visits, and
Speaker 1: you know, I'm not an hour and a half later,
Speaker 1: two hours later and who was busy? Um, the table
Speaker 1: you know, flagged me down and they go, hey, um,
Speaker 1: where's our birthday cake? And I go, your cake? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I got got it and I got it
Speaker 1: to walk in. So I went in the back. I
Speaker 1: put it out on a big tray and I put
Speaker 1: plates and forks and knives and all that stuff, and
Speaker 1: I brought it out and we lit the candles and
Speaker 1: I and I go, all right, who's birthday in there?
Speaker 1: They all pointed to this guy and I put it
Speaker 1: down in front of because he pulled it out, and
Speaker 1: I go out, all right, and I picked it up
Speaker 1: and I cut it up for him, and I gave
Speaker 1: everybody a piece. I even took a piece for myself,
Speaker 1: and I'm like eating the piece. I'm like, this is great.
Speaker 1: And then I, you know, I went to back and
Speaker 1: I put it down, and I went around and I
Speaker 1: was checking the rest of the restaurant, and then another
Speaker 1: table sat me down and they go, hill, where's that cake?
Speaker 1: You know, where's the cake? And I go, your cake?
Speaker 1: You mean the cake we gave you when we walked in.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. That sucks. Oh oh, that sucks. That genuinely,
Speaker 1: genuinely sucks. All right, We're gonna keep going with these,
Speaker 1: I promise I do have to talk about living in
Speaker 1: the world of make believe with the communists. That's keep
Speaker 1: keep these calls coming. Eight seven seven three seven seven
Speaker 1: four three seven three eight seven seven three seven seven
Speaker 1: four three seven three. All right, and remember tomorrow's and
Speaker 1: asked doctor Jesse Friday. You can ask me anything on
Speaker 1: asked Doctor Jesse Friday. Anything. You'll be personal. I don't care.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess probably not too personal. It was fine,
Speaker 1: But look, ask me anything doesn't have to be politics.
Speaker 1: We can just gab Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com.
Speaker 1: Hang on, yeah, it is the Jesse Kelly Show. And Michael,
Speaker 1: I don't know why you run in and run out
Speaker 1: like that, like the room's going to explode if you
Speaker 1: don't get it done. This is I did to set
Speaker 1: this up for everyone who wasn't in here. Chris and
Speaker 1: Michael are always looking. We look as amateure as this
Speaker 1: show is. We are trying to stay up to date
Speaker 1: on whatever's breaking at the time, so we're always giving it.
Speaker 1: Look if something breaks, we want you to know. If
Speaker 1: a big story happens, who wants you to know. So
Speaker 1: they're always they're in They're in there looking as they
Speaker 1: drink beer. They're in there looking for stories and in
Speaker 1: sound bites and things like that at all times. Well,
Speaker 1: if they get one, they print it out, they get
Speaker 1: it stapled, and Michael runs it to me. Because I'm
Speaker 1: in an enclosed room and he like sprints in here
Speaker 1: every time and drops it on the desk and turns
Speaker 1: around and runs off. You know, it's not the end
Speaker 1: of the world if you're in here. When when we
Speaker 1: get come back from break, Michael, right, you don't want
Speaker 1: it to pick up on the mic. What's he doing.
Speaker 1: He's not in here playing the tuba. He's dropping off
Speaker 1: a piece of paper. I found it to be a
Speaker 1: relatively quiet process, you know what. I don't know why
Speaker 1: I let that get to me, but it did. It.
Speaker 1: Look it got to me. It got to me. Okay,
Speaker 1: it got to me. All right, let's stop. Well, before
Speaker 1: we get back to the calls here, and I'm going
Speaker 1: to get back to these because they're hilarious, we have
Speaker 1: to get serious for a moment and talk again about
Speaker 1: the world of make believe people live in. And it's
Speaker 1: not only these card carrying communists who live in this
Speaker 1: world of make believe. Sadly, this probably applies to many people.
Speaker 1: You know, many people. I know people who don't care
Speaker 1: enough to look more into things. They don't live in
Speaker 1: the real world. I don't have a nicer better way
Speaker 1: to put that. They don't occupy the same world we do,
Speaker 1: and our world is real and theirs is not. I
Speaker 1: see this handline. This is from Bongino dot com. I
Speaker 1: love Dan, and the headline says, the fact checkers got
Speaker 1: it dead wrong on Hunter Biden in China. And I'm
Speaker 1: not going to dwell on this too long. You know
Speaker 1: about this, but just no Hunter Biden. Surprise. Surprise is
Speaker 1: very much wired into China made eleven million dollars in
Speaker 1: twenty thirteen to twenty eighteen because of Ukraine. Oh, surprise, surprise.
Speaker 1: And everyone in the mainstream media told you this was
Speaker 1: Russian disinformation and it was wrong when it came out. Well,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. It's not just the scumbags on the
Speaker 1: news who were pushing this. Normal people who don't consume politics,
Speaker 1: don't look into things. Let's say they sit down for
Speaker 1: ten minutes at the end of the day after the
Speaker 1: work's done, and turn on the TV. They believed all
Speaker 1: that Hunter Biden stuff and looks let's go more extreme.
Speaker 1: Forget about the Hunter Biden stuff we talked before. I've
Speaker 1: told this story several times recently, so I'm not going
Speaker 1: to belabor the point I told you before about the
Speaker 1: comedian arn'tez Jay. He's a black comedian. He comes to town.
Speaker 1: My wife and I love comedians, so we went out
Speaker 1: to see arn't as Jakes. He's hilarious and he did
Speaker 1: this weird bit where he got serious for a minute
Speaker 1: and he talked about how there's a race war coming.
Speaker 1: White people have a race war coming for black people,
Speaker 1: and it was it just took me back because that's
Speaker 1: not in any way true at all. And yet this
Speaker 1: was a serious heart to heart he was having with
Speaker 1: the audience about this race war that was coming. And
Speaker 1: and I've talked to you about it before on the
Speaker 1: air of what level of make believe do you have
Speaker 1: to live in? Listen to Corey Bush. She's one of,
Speaker 1: without question, the dumbest members of Congress. I want you
Speaker 1: to listen to this person. Listen to the world this
Speaker 1: person occupies in her mind. Chris is getting a boost
Speaker 1: from specific House Republicans. Why not hold them out by night?
Speaker 1: You know, one thing is this is not new great
Speaker 1: replacement theory I've been I remember hearing it when I
Speaker 1: was a child, when I was in school, and it
Speaker 1: was something that it was like, oh, you have to
Speaker 1: be prepared because this thing is going to happen. Um,
Speaker 1: you know, and uh so you know, every day there's something.
Speaker 1: There's not a day that I wake up in these
Speaker 1: here United States, UM, as a black woman, that there
Speaker 1: is not something that not only me, but so many
Speaker 1: others have to face and deal with as it relates
Speaker 1: to Uh, just don a positire. I'm gonna let her
Speaker 1: keep going. There's not a day that she doesn't wake
Speaker 1: up as a black woman and has to face something.
Speaker 1: The black woman who's a member of Congress, the black
Speaker 1: woman who's part of the United States of America's legislative body.
Speaker 1: There's not a day that goes by where she doesn't
Speaker 1: have to face something that will continue, whether it's our
Speaker 1: race or it's the culture. So we have to call
Speaker 1: a thing a thing. And so I have been very clear.
Speaker 1: When you see white supremacy, you call it white supremacy,
Speaker 1: and you have to call it by name, the same
Speaker 1: way that we say. If it's abortion, we say abortion.
Speaker 1: You know, if it's hate, we say, Hey, if it's whatever,
Speaker 1: you call that thing what it is. Now, let me
Speaker 1: ask you something. How far into her world of make
Speaker 1: believe should I be expected to go in order to
Speaker 1: compromise and meet her halfway. But how far into her
Speaker 1: world of make believe do I have to go? Look?
Speaker 1: Maybe you can, maybe you can say, and this is
Speaker 1: probably fair. Maybe it's not Corey Bush's fault that she's
Speaker 1: an idiot. When she says she was taught that in school.
Speaker 1: I bet she was taught that in school. I bet
Speaker 1: she was taught that in church. I bet her parents
Speaker 1: taught her that. I bet all the influences in her
Speaker 1: life have taught her these things. So now she's a
Speaker 1: human being because of the influences around her. She's a
Speaker 1: human being that lives in a world entirely of make believe. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's fine, that's her, But what is my obligation to
Speaker 1: meet her there? Why do I have to come to
Speaker 1: your world of make believe? Why don't you step out
Speaker 1: of that realm step into this world. I saw this article,
Speaker 1: all I could do was laugh. Viola Davis, she's an actress,
Speaker 1: although they call her an actor. Now are we not
Speaker 1: allowed to call him actresses anymore? Is this like when
Speaker 1: they try to take stewardess from her, I still say stewardess.
Speaker 1: I don't care, Chris anyway, Before we go to that,
Speaker 1: let's speaking of cultural sensitivity. That's Mexican for have a
Speaker 1: good meal, Chris, don't forget about that anyway. Back Viola Davis,
Speaker 1: she's like all her an actor. I'm pretty sure that's
Speaker 1: a woman. I'm almost positive she's an actress. She says
Speaker 1: she experienced racism. What racism did the millionaire actress? What did?
Speaker 1: What did she have to go through? As she walks
Speaker 1: on a red carpet, he accidentally called her a director
Speaker 1: called her one time. We called her her maid's name.
Speaker 1: He called her Louise. His maid was named Louise. Oh,
Speaker 1: you were waiting for something else. That's it. That was
Speaker 1: That was the racism. The millionaire actress who flies around
Speaker 1: the world on private jets and eats caviar and drink champagne.
Speaker 1: To her, that was racism again. I come back to
Speaker 1: the question. I just asked, how far into your world
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Speaker 1: Chris just asked me what my worst fear was before
Speaker 1: I deployed to Iraq. I actually have two. One is
Speaker 1: very legitimate, and the other one everyone's gonna make fun
Speaker 1: of me for it, and everyone's so mean. Everyone. Look,
Speaker 1: I'm such a kind oracle and everyone's so mean to me. Chris, What, No,
Speaker 1: it wasn't the food. Actually it was not the food. Okay,
Speaker 1: two things. Before we deploy to Iraq. We were ready
Speaker 1: to go. We were excited to go. I don't want
Speaker 1: to act like we were sitting around, you know, nervous nellies.
Speaker 1: We were not. We were ready to roll. We had
Speaker 1: been practicing, we'd been training for a long time. We
Speaker 1: wanted to go see what we could do. We felt
Speaker 1: at the time like we were going to go do
Speaker 1: some good, you know, that this was for the right cause,
Speaker 1: and all this other stuff's self. Fine. We were watching
Speaker 1: one night. I don't know if you've ever seen the
Speaker 1: movie We Were Soldiers. A lot of you are nodding
Speaker 1: your head right now. Some of you may not be
Speaker 1: if you haven't seen the movie. It's a true story.
Speaker 1: It's an incredible movie. It's a true story about a
Speaker 1: unit in Vietnam. It's a Mel Gibson movie. We were Soldiers.
Speaker 1: It's very well done, very very accurate. It's about a
Speaker 1: unit in Vietnam that lands and almost gets overrun by
Speaker 1: the North Vietnamese. And again it's a true story. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to go into it's Colonel Howe Moore and
Speaker 1: it's it's a great story. Okay, not for the kids,
Speaker 1: I need to stress. Not for the kids. I don't remember.
Speaker 1: If the language is bad, it's it's finely. That's a
Speaker 1: very real war movie. When it comes to Gore and
Speaker 1: we were sitting around the barracks room one day, there's
Speaker 1: a bunch of us, like ten of us in there,
Speaker 1: having a couple of bud heavies and watching We were Soldiers.
Speaker 1: And now we'd all seen this movie several times before.
Speaker 1: We didn't have this was before the digital age of movies,
Speaker 1: so we all had DVD collections and everyone would have.
Speaker 1: You tried to always stock up. This is kids, believe
Speaker 1: it or not. That we're used to be these little
Speaker 1: discs and that held movies on them and you'd have
Speaker 1: to put them. But that's what we at and we
Speaker 1: would watch war movies all the time. But totally fine
Speaker 1: with that. But this was right before we deployed, I
Speaker 1: think a couple of days, and we were watching We
Speaker 1: Were Soldiers, and we're getting through the movie and it's
Speaker 1: good and they're training and whatnot. And then there's a
Speaker 1: scene in the movie and this is an accurate scene.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to go into too much detail because
Speaker 1: I know this is a family show and I know
Speaker 1: there are kids listening. But we called in an airstrike,
Speaker 1: which we had to call in to save our guys lives,
Speaker 1: and they dropped napalm. Napalm, for those who don't know,
Speaker 1: kind of developed. We really started using it really with
Speaker 1: flamethrowers in World War Two. But napalm it's not fire.
Speaker 1: I mean it is, but it's like a sticky, flammable
Speaker 1: gel that burns really hot and sticks to you. If
Speaker 1: I if I lit a piece of napalm on fire
Speaker 1: and stuck it to you, you wouldn't just grab your
Speaker 1: glass of water and pour it on and put it out.
Speaker 1: And you wouldn't just brush it off, it would spread
Speaker 1: the sticky fire. It's just a disaster. Chris said, it's
Speaker 1: tar and niesel. I mean, yeah, that's basically what it is. Well,
Speaker 1: war is imperfect, and it's ugly and it's awful. And
Speaker 1: part of that airstrike involved us dropping napalm on our
Speaker 1: own guys, at least some of them, and some of
Speaker 1: our guys that they died. I'm not going to go
Speaker 1: into any more details about that. They didn't die pleasantly,
Speaker 1: but they depict this scene very graphically in the movie.
Speaker 1: And one of the guys's weren't really bathing and they're
Speaker 1: trying to move him and skin comes off, and they
Speaker 1: were like I said, I think there were ten guys
Speaker 1: in that barracks room, and I think about two guys
Speaker 1: were left by the time that scene was over. We
Speaker 1: all now, No one got up and said I'm too scared,
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it, but everyone conveniently found
Speaker 1: excuses to go be somewhere else. All of a sudden,
Speaker 1: Oh you know, I just remember it. I got to
Speaker 1: call my mom. Yeah, I feel like getting some air
Speaker 1: I got. I didn't want to burn. And I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna say, oh, I d didn't fear or dying or
Speaker 1: anything like that, But that wasn't something I dwell it
Speaker 1: on a lot. I didn't want to burn. I've always
Speaker 1: been worried about burning. Like It's not some fear I
Speaker 1: have deep seat a bit. In combat, it becomes a
Speaker 1: lot more of a real possibility. Now that was the
Speaker 1: ugly one. This one's embarrassing, and everyone's gonna be mean
Speaker 1: to me about it. I didn't want to poop my pants.
Speaker 1: Now that it's I say that because this is something
Speaker 1: that is common and we learned about it. It's common
Speaker 1: to people in combat losing control of your facts when
Speaker 1: you're getting shot at, when you're in a combat situation,
Speaker 1: and doesn't mean you know you're scared to death or
Speaker 1: one of your body just focuses on other things and
Speaker 1: lose his focus on keeping all that sensed up. And
Speaker 1: I didn't want to poop my pants, and I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't didn't end up pooting my pants, but it
Speaker 1: was a fear I had, And I'm telling you, I
Speaker 1: didn't want to be a poopy pants. I didn't want
Speaker 1: to be Jerry Nadler, all right. How could I live
Speaker 1: with myself if I was Jerry Nadler. All right, what's
Speaker 1: the worst you ever screwed up at work? Grady in
Speaker 1: San Diego, Go, Hey, Jesse. Um, So when I was
Speaker 1: active duty, I was a Navy diver for twenty four years. Nice,
Speaker 1: and we were doing an inspection. We were doing an
Speaker 1: inspection on an aircraft carrier on the propellers, and well
Speaker 1: we were recording it, and um the audio was also recorded,
Speaker 1: which I wasn't aware of, and I used an unfortunate
Speaker 1: term for a measurement. And I'll keep it clean, but
Speaker 1: it starts with Charlie Hotel. So after when I when
Speaker 1: I was editing the video to send back to nap SE,
Speaker 1: I put in a spin a computer that didn't have
Speaker 1: speakers on it, and so I'm not hearing anything. I'm
Speaker 1: just editing the video. I foxed that thing up. I
Speaker 1: shipping off to NAPC. Well, they played it with the
Speaker 1: audio and I got a phone call from my boss.
Speaker 1: He said, h cheap, I need to see you in
Speaker 1: my office now, and I got a pretty good chewing out. Sorry,
Speaker 1: that's a great story. Kevin in Ohio. What's the worst
Speaker 1: you ever screwed up at work? Hege? I see, I
Speaker 1: don't know if I can cop that death row story.
Speaker 1: But I was working in the hospital a couple of
Speaker 1: years ago in the middle of COVID and they had
Speaker 1: you gown out that someone just had a coff You
Speaker 1: had to do head toe ppe and then moren when
Speaker 1: you're doing portal X rays and gown and up. He
Speaker 1: got twenty of them, so you're rushing. I go in
Speaker 1: to this guy and I'm like, Hey, what's your name
Speaker 1: and what's your birthday? And he's like, what, So, what's
Speaker 1: your name? What's your name? John Smith? Yeah, it's your birthday?
Speaker 1: This yeah, okay, So I do the X ray radiologist
Speaker 1: calls me in the next morning, Hey, that was not
Speaker 1: John Smith. You need to go figure out what happened.
Speaker 1: I go upstairs out the nurses. They said, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: that patient got moved to the ico. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: no one changed the room number. And that guy told
Speaker 1: me he was John Smith. The room smelled like cigarettes.
Speaker 1: Oh I'll bet you that was a guy from another
Speaker 1: floor came down to smoke and lied to you so
Speaker 1: he wouldn't get busted. Oh that's that totally sucks. Oh gosh, Oh,
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