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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of the

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday night. And I told

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Speaker 1: you it was gonna be a good one. Did I

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Speaker 1: not remember tomorrow's And ask doctor Jesse Friday. The whole

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Speaker 1: show is me answering your emailed question, So email them

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Speaker 1: into Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. And remember tonight.

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Speaker 1: You know I don't take many calls. We have to

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Speaker 1: take some fun calls tonight. What's the worst you ever

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Speaker 1: screwed up at work? Ladies again, if you're a homemaker,

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Speaker 1: good for you. That builds America. That counts eight seven

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Speaker 1: discuss something. Let's discuss entitlement, racism, a world of make believe,

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Speaker 1: in several other things. We have a bit of a

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Speaker 1: schmoorgash board before we get to these calls and stuff

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Speaker 1: like that. What Chris, don't don't scoff? Don't scoff at

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Speaker 1: schmoorgash board the same way you scoff when I ob

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Speaker 1: blaw some espanyol up in here, you know. In speaking

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Speaker 1: of which, I've been hard on the bidens a lot lately.

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Speaker 1: I can't tell you how much I respect doctor Jill

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Speaker 1: Biden for being a fellow oblah person and on behalf

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Speaker 1: of my husband and the people of the United States.

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Speaker 1: Buenas tardes, buen us tartees. Indeed, I don't care if

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Speaker 1: it's politically incorrect. We're gonna keep saying it. Buen us

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Speaker 1: tarts all right, Chris, you don't know, but that means

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Speaker 1: have a good meal in Mexican, all right, all right, now,

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Speaker 1: moving on, um, something else really quick before we get

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Speaker 1: to these phone calls. What's the one thing I've been

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Speaker 1: saying defines the Biden Board administration. If you had to

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Speaker 1: describe them in one word, it's cold, right. I mean,

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Speaker 1: they're cold. They just they've never come off as giving

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Speaker 1: matter what the disaster was, it wasn't just that they

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Speaker 1: our thirteen guys killed in Afghanistan, which is bad enough, right,

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Speaker 1: That's as bad as it gets. They got thirteen of

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Speaker 1: and then the bodies came back, and the bodies came back,

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Speaker 1: and that is I mean, devastating moments for the family.

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Speaker 1: The families show up, the President, Joe and Jill decided

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Speaker 1: they were going to be there, except Joe Biden got

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Speaker 1: caught on camera during the honoring of our fallen warriors,

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Speaker 1: Multiple multiple family members went running to the media and

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Speaker 1: And here's the thing I'll say, and honestly, this is

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Speaker 1: I probably just flat out talk about this for a

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Speaker 1: You're not making what your neighbor makes, what your brother makes,

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Speaker 1: when the people aren't missing meals, when the new baby

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Speaker 1: we don't care about. Peter Doocey asked the news Geen Pierre, Look, Chris,

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Speaker 1: No matter how she answers truth, lies, it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: This is a little long, it's a minute and a half.

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Speaker 1: This is where this is coming from. Sixty to seventy

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Speaker 1: the American people are going to have less tolerance for

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Speaker 1: I don't know who said it anyway, but what else

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Speaker 1: would you expect from me? Civilization is nothing more than

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Speaker 1: nine meals away from anarchy. It's it's something to that extent.

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Speaker 1: it just because we're gonna have more fun today. We're

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Speaker 1: Forty billion dollars in a state department slush fund. That's

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Speaker 1: what that Ukrainian stuff was, forty billion dollars slush fund.

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Speaker 1: Politicians have gotten away with that crap for a long time.

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Speaker 1: loves Jessie and I haven't tried any of your recipes,

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Speaker 1: but I was, I'm getting older, but I do still work,

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Speaker 1: Michael can. I'm a world class napper, so I can.

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Speaker 1: to the state prison. There was no seven eleven. You

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Speaker 1: allowed to call him actresses anymore? Is this like when

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Speaker 1: they try to take stewardess from her, I still say stewardess.

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Speaker 1: I don't care, Chris anyway, Before we go to that,

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Speaker 1: let's speaking of cultural sensitivity. That's Mexican for have a

428
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Speaker 1: good meal, Chris, don't forget about that anyway. Back Viola Davis,

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Speaker 1: she's like all her an actor. I'm pretty sure that's

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Speaker 1: a woman. I'm almost positive she's an actress. She says

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Speaker 1: she experienced racism. What racism did the millionaire actress? What did?

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Speaker 1: What did she have to go through? As she walks

433
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Speaker 1: on a red carpet, he accidentally called her a director

434
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Speaker 1: called her one time. We called her her maid's name.

435
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Speaker 1: He called her Louise. His maid was named Louise. Oh,

436
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 1: you were waiting for something else. That's it. That was

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00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:29,359
Speaker 1: That was the racism. The millionaire actress who flies around

438
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Speaker 1: the world on private jets and eats caviar and drink champagne.

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Speaker 1: To her, that was racism again. I come back to

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Speaker 1: the question. I just asked, how far into your world

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Speaker 1: of make believes should I go? Tell me how? How

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Speaker 1: how long should I live in that world with you?

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Speaker 1: All Right? You know what we need to call us?

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Speaker 1: How do you screw up at work? Tom in Wisconsin?

445
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Speaker 1: What's the worst you ever screwed up at work? The

446
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Speaker 1: worst I ever screwed up, Jesse was we would go

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Speaker 1: to six months training for recurrent training as a pilot.

448
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Speaker 1: I've been doing this forty eight years. And guess what,

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Speaker 1: We landed the simulator with the wheels up. Highly skilled

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Speaker 1: professional pilots, and the instructor distracted us enough and did

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Speaker 1: we have a laugh and a few beers later, Oh gosh,

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Speaker 1: all right, we're gonna get back to those eight seven

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Speaker 1: seven three seven seven four three seven three. What's the

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Speaker 1: got a ton to get to still on the Jesse

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Speaker 1: but we do see the crime numbers. Robberies, assaults on women, murder,

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Speaker 1: He doesn't care if you believe them. He's right, Jesse Kelly.

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Speaker 1: Check the Jesse Kelly Show and I'll get back to

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Speaker 1: these calls. And remember, asked doctor Jesse. Friday comes tomorrow.

483
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 1: Chris just dropped the bomb of one on me. But look,

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Speaker 1: you can ask yours whatever you want. The whole Friday

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Speaker 1: Show for you new listeners is just me answering. Emailed

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Speaker 1: questions once you email into Jesse at Jesse Kelly show

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Speaker 1: dot com. Get them in now. Don't wait till tomorrow

488
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Speaker 1: because they stack up. Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com.

489
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 1: Chris just asked me what my worst fear was before

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Speaker 1: I deployed to Iraq. I actually have two. One is

491
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Speaker 1: very legitimate, and the other one everyone's gonna make fun

492
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Speaker 1: of me for it, and everyone's so mean. Everyone. Look,

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Speaker 1: I'm such a kind oracle and everyone's so mean to me. Chris, What, No,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't the food. Actually it was not the food. Okay,

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Speaker 1: two things. Before we deploy to Iraq. We were ready

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Speaker 1: to go. We were excited to go. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to act like we were sitting around, you know, nervous nellies.

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Speaker 1: We were not. We were ready to roll. We had

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Speaker 1: been practicing, we'd been training for a long time. We

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Speaker 1: wanted to go see what we could do. We felt

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Speaker 1: at the time like we were going to go do

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Speaker 1: some good, you know, that this was for the right cause,

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Speaker 1: and all this other stuff's self. Fine. We were watching

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Speaker 1: one night. I don't know if you've ever seen the

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Speaker 1: movie We Were Soldiers. A lot of you are nodding

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Speaker 1: your head right now. Some of you may not be

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Speaker 1: if you haven't seen the movie. It's a true story.

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Speaker 1: It's an incredible movie. It's a true story about a

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Speaker 1: unit in Vietnam. It's a Mel Gibson movie. We were Soldiers.

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Speaker 1: It's very well done, very very accurate. It's about a

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Speaker 1: unit in Vietnam that lands and almost gets overrun by

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Speaker 1: the North Vietnamese. And again it's a true story. I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to go into it's Colonel Howe Moore and

514
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:56,200
Speaker 1: it's it's a great story. Okay, not for the kids,

515
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Speaker 1: I need to stress. Not for the kids. I don't remember.

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Speaker 1: If the language is bad, it's it's finely. That's a

517
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Speaker 1: very real war movie. When it comes to Gore and

518
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Speaker 1: we were sitting around the barracks room one day, there's

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Speaker 1: a bunch of us, like ten of us in there,

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Speaker 1: having a couple of bud heavies and watching We were Soldiers.

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Speaker 1: And now we'd all seen this movie several times before.

522
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Speaker 1: We didn't have this was before the digital age of movies,

523
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 1: so we all had DVD collections and everyone would have.

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Speaker 1: You tried to always stock up. This is kids, believe

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Speaker 1: it or not. That we're used to be these little

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Speaker 1: discs and that held movies on them and you'd have

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Speaker 1: to put them. But that's what we at and we

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Speaker 1: would watch war movies all the time. But totally fine

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Speaker 1: with that. But this was right before we deployed, I

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Speaker 1: think a couple of days, and we were watching We

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Speaker 1: Were Soldiers, and we're getting through the movie and it's

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Speaker 1: good and they're training and whatnot. And then there's a

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Speaker 1: scene in the movie and this is an accurate scene.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to go into too much detail because

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Speaker 1: I know this is a family show and I know

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Speaker 1: there are kids listening. But we called in an airstrike,

537
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 1: which we had to call in to save our guys lives,

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Speaker 1: and they dropped napalm. Napalm, for those who don't know,

539
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Speaker 1: kind of developed. We really started using it really with

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Speaker 1: flamethrowers in World War Two. But napalm it's not fire.

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Speaker 1: I mean it is, but it's like a sticky, flammable

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Speaker 1: gel that burns really hot and sticks to you. If

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Speaker 1: I if I lit a piece of napalm on fire

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Speaker 1: and stuck it to you, you wouldn't just grab your

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Speaker 1: glass of water and pour it on and put it out.

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Speaker 1: And you wouldn't just brush it off, it would spread

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Speaker 1: the sticky fire. It's just a disaster. Chris said, it's

548
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 1: tar and niesel. I mean, yeah, that's basically what it is. Well,

549
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 1: war is imperfect, and it's ugly and it's awful. And

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Speaker 1: part of that airstrike involved us dropping napalm on our

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Speaker 1: own guys, at least some of them, and some of

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Speaker 1: our guys that they died. I'm not going to go

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Speaker 1: into any more details about that. They didn't die pleasantly,

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Speaker 1: but they depict this scene very graphically in the movie.

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Speaker 1: And one of the guys's weren't really bathing and they're

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Speaker 1: trying to move him and skin comes off, and they

557
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Speaker 1: were like I said, I think there were ten guys

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Speaker 1: in that barracks room, and I think about two guys

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Speaker 1: were left by the time that scene was over. We

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Speaker 1: all now, No one got up and said I'm too scared,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to do it, but everyone conveniently found

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Speaker 1: excuses to go be somewhere else. All of a sudden,

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Speaker 1: Oh you know, I just remember it. I got to

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Speaker 1: call my mom. Yeah, I feel like getting some air

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Speaker 1: I got. I didn't want to burn. And I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna say, oh, I d didn't fear or dying or

567
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Speaker 1: anything like that, But that wasn't something I dwell it

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Speaker 1: on a lot. I didn't want to burn. I've always

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Speaker 1: been worried about burning. Like It's not some fear I

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Speaker 1: have deep seat a bit. In combat, it becomes a

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Speaker 1: lot more of a real possibility. Now that was the

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Speaker 1: ugly one. This one's embarrassing, and everyone's gonna be mean

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Speaker 1: to me about it. I didn't want to poop my pants.

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Speaker 1: Now that it's I say that because this is something

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Speaker 1: that is common and we learned about it. It's common

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Speaker 1: to people in combat losing control of your facts when

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Speaker 1: you're getting shot at, when you're in a combat situation,

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Speaker 1: and doesn't mean you know you're scared to death or

579
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Speaker 1: one of your body just focuses on other things and

580
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Speaker 1: lose his focus on keeping all that sensed up. And

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to poop my pants, and I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I didn't didn't end up pooting my pants, but it

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Speaker 1: was a fear I had, And I'm telling you, I

584
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Speaker 1: didn't want to be a poopy pants. I didn't want

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Speaker 1: to be Jerry Nadler, all right. How could I live

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Speaker 1: with myself if I was Jerry Nadler. All right, what's

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Speaker 1: the worst you ever screwed up at work? Grady in

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Speaker 1: San Diego, Go, Hey, Jesse. Um, So when I was

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Speaker 1: active duty, I was a Navy diver for twenty four years. Nice,

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Speaker 1: and we were doing an inspection. We were doing an

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Speaker 1: inspection on an aircraft carrier on the propellers, and well

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Speaker 1: we were recording it, and um the audio was also recorded,

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Speaker 1: which I wasn't aware of, and I used an unfortunate

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Speaker 1: term for a measurement. And I'll keep it clean, but

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Speaker 1: it starts with Charlie Hotel. So after when I when

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Speaker 1: I was editing the video to send back to nap SE,

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Speaker 1: I put in a spin a computer that didn't have

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Speaker 1: speakers on it, and so I'm not hearing anything. I'm

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Speaker 1: just editing the video. I foxed that thing up. I

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Speaker 1: shipping off to NAPC. Well, they played it with the

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Speaker 1: audio and I got a phone call from my boss.

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Speaker 1: He said, h cheap, I need to see you in

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Speaker 1: my office now, and I got a pretty good chewing out. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: that's a great story. Kevin in Ohio. What's the worst

605
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Speaker 1: you ever screwed up at work? Hege? I see, I

606
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Speaker 1: don't know if I can cop that death row story.

607
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Speaker 1: But I was working in the hospital a couple of

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Speaker 1: years ago in the middle of COVID and they had

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Speaker 1: you gown out that someone just had a coff You

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Speaker 1: had to do head toe ppe and then moren when

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Speaker 1: you're doing portal X rays and gown and up. He

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Speaker 1: got twenty of them, so you're rushing. I go in

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Speaker 1: to this guy and I'm like, Hey, what's your name

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Speaker 1: and what's your birthday? And he's like, what, So, what's

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Speaker 1: your name? What's your name? John Smith? Yeah, it's your birthday?

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Speaker 1: This yeah, okay, So I do the X ray radiologist

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Speaker 1: calls me in the next morning, Hey, that was not

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Speaker 1: John Smith. You need to go figure out what happened.

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Speaker 1: I go upstairs out the nurses. They said, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that patient got moved to the ico. I was like, okay,

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Speaker 1: no one changed the room number. And that guy told

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Speaker 1: me he was John Smith. The room smelled like cigarettes.

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Speaker 1: Oh I'll bet you that was a guy from another

624
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Speaker 1: floor came down to smoke and lied to you so

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Speaker 1: he wouldn't get busted. Oh that's that totally sucks. Oh gosh, Oh,

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Speaker 1: before I forget, we're gonna get back to these eight

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Speaker 1: seven seven three seven seven four three seven three. What's

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Speaker 1: the worst you ever screwed up at? Looks like we

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Speaker 1: have another culture war coming, Culture war wind coming. Did

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Speaker 1: you know there's an easy way to ensure your cousin, uncle,

631
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Speaker 1: father son ends up voting to the right. This is

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Speaker 1: from the National Pulse. I'm not making this up. A

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Speaker 1: study says testosterone turns Democrat voters more conservative. Who's been

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