1 00:00:04,755 --> 00:00:08,995 Speaker 1: Countdown with Keith Olderman is a production of I Heart Radio. 2 00:00:26,235 --> 00:00:29,835 Speaker 1: The Department of Justice must indict Donald Trump, Braun des Santis, 3 00:00:29,995 --> 00:00:33,395 Speaker 1: and Greg Abbott, and do it today, no more awaiting. 4 00:00:33,915 --> 00:00:38,115 Speaker 1: The patience of this nation is exhausted. Trump, des Santis, 5 00:00:38,115 --> 00:00:41,715 Speaker 1: Abbott are threats to the national security and the democracy 6 00:00:41,755 --> 00:00:43,875 Speaker 1: and the peace of this nation. And if they will 7 00:00:43,915 --> 00:00:47,755 Speaker 1: not atone, they will be punished. No more letting the 8 00:00:47,835 --> 00:00:51,515 Speaker 1: latest Trump judicial prostitute repay the pimp who put them 9 00:00:51,555 --> 00:00:54,595 Speaker 1: on the bench. No more invitations to the worst criminal 10 00:00:54,635 --> 00:00:57,875 Speaker 1: in this nation's history to run out the clock because 11 00:00:57,875 --> 00:01:01,195 Speaker 1: of a dilatanti is a political rule that suits no 12 00:01:01,275 --> 00:01:05,195 Speaker 1: election more complicated than kindergarten milk money treasurer. And no 13 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:08,795 Speaker 1: more letting the governors of corrupt states that would go 14 00:01:08,875 --> 00:01:11,795 Speaker 1: bankrupt in a week without tax money from the Blue 15 00:01:11,795 --> 00:01:14,755 Speaker 1: States break the law and play with the lives of 16 00:01:14,755 --> 00:01:17,795 Speaker 1: the terrified people of the world who have mistakenly thought 17 00:01:17,955 --> 00:01:21,955 Speaker 1: there were human beings running places like Texas and Florida. 18 00:01:22,235 --> 00:01:25,915 Speaker 1: Trump in a moment and three quick steps that can 19 00:01:26,195 --> 00:01:29,675 Speaker 1: end this farce of him using the law to break 20 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:32,915 Speaker 1: the law and endanger every person in this country. But 21 00:01:33,075 --> 00:01:37,795 Speaker 1: de Santis and Abbot first and Ron de Santis is 22 00:01:37,835 --> 00:01:44,475 Speaker 1: guilty of human trafficking, arrest him. Amazingly, they actually might. 23 00:01:45,035 --> 00:01:47,915 Speaker 1: There is a meeting scheduled at the White House today 24 00:01:48,035 --> 00:01:52,795 Speaker 1: to discuss quote litigation options against De Santis and Abbott 25 00:01:52,875 --> 00:01:56,275 Speaker 1: of Texas, and if we have bold and righteous leadership, 26 00:01:56,315 --> 00:01:59,315 Speaker 1: that meeting should end with De Santis and those who 27 00:01:59,315 --> 00:02:03,635 Speaker 1: helped him commit his crime being indicted. That was not 28 00:02:03,755 --> 00:02:06,475 Speaker 1: just a publicity stunt by the governor and would be 29 00:02:06,595 --> 00:02:10,595 Speaker 1: dictator of Florida. It is not some fascism free sample. 30 00:02:10,675 --> 00:02:13,395 Speaker 1: It is not some gratuitous racism. It is not some 31 00:02:13,515 --> 00:02:17,195 Speaker 1: owning of the libs roun. De Santis has committed a 32 00:02:17,315 --> 00:02:22,915 Speaker 1: federal crime. Eight US Code one three two four, Section 33 00:02:23,075 --> 00:02:28,635 Speaker 1: A two makes it explicit quoting any person who, knowing 34 00:02:28,835 --> 00:02:32,235 Speaker 1: or in reckless disregarded the fact that an alien has 35 00:02:32,275 --> 00:02:35,075 Speaker 1: come to, entered, or remains in the United States in 36 00:02:35,235 --> 00:02:40,955 Speaker 1: violation of law, transports or moves or attempts to transport 37 00:02:41,075 --> 00:02:44,835 Speaker 1: or move such an alien within the United States by 38 00:02:44,955 --> 00:02:50,395 Speaker 1: means of transportation or otherwise. Shall for each alien in 39 00:02:50,475 --> 00:02:54,035 Speaker 1: respect to whom such a violation occurs be fined under 40 00:02:54,075 --> 00:02:58,795 Speaker 1: Title eighteen, imprisoned, not more than five years or both. 41 00:02:59,835 --> 00:03:03,755 Speaker 1: Ron de Santis has boasted that he was behind the 42 00:03:03,795 --> 00:03:07,075 Speaker 1: tricking of fifth the undocumented immigrants into getting on a 43 00:03:07,115 --> 00:03:10,115 Speaker 1: plane in Texas and being dropped off at Martha's Vineyard 44 00:03:10,195 --> 00:03:15,955 Speaker 1: in Massachusetts. You cannot do that legally. It is human trafficking. 45 00:03:16,155 --> 00:03:20,075 Speaker 1: It is a federal offense. Ron des Santis is a 46 00:03:20,155 --> 00:03:25,475 Speaker 1: human trafficker, and everyone else who participated in his craven 47 00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:30,795 Speaker 1: soulless illegal scheme is also a human trafficker. And there 48 00:03:30,795 --> 00:03:34,275 Speaker 1: are fifty victims and eight US Code one to four 49 00:03:34,475 --> 00:03:36,955 Speaker 1: sets a punishment of up to five years in prison 50 00:03:36,995 --> 00:03:39,955 Speaker 1: for each victim, and thus Ron des Santis should be 51 00:03:39,995 --> 00:03:42,435 Speaker 1: facing up to two hundred and fifty years in a 52 00:03:42,515 --> 00:03:47,995 Speaker 1: federal prison. And for each undocumented immigrant put on a 53 00:03:48,115 --> 00:03:51,995 Speaker 1: bus for New York or Washington, d C. The Texas 54 00:03:52,035 --> 00:03:55,475 Speaker 1: governor Greg Abbott should be arrested and should face up 55 00:03:55,515 --> 00:03:58,675 Speaker 1: to five years in prison. Each Texas has sent at 56 00:03:58,715 --> 00:04:01,635 Speaker 1: least a thousand Abbot should be charged and arrested by 57 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:04,155 Speaker 1: the government and face up to five thousand years in 58 00:04:04,235 --> 00:04:08,515 Speaker 1: federal prison. And of course all this is the minimum 59 00:04:08,555 --> 00:04:11,915 Speaker 1: extent of the crimes here. These people were not just 60 00:04:12,235 --> 00:04:15,475 Speaker 1: trafficked by Ron de Santis and Greg Abbott. In the 61 00:04:15,515 --> 00:04:20,475 Speaker 1: Massachusetts case, they appear to have been kidnapped. National Public 62 00:04:20,555 --> 00:04:22,875 Speaker 1: Radio reported it was able to interview three of the 63 00:04:22,875 --> 00:04:25,955 Speaker 1: immigrants who had been staying at a shelter in San Antonio. 64 00:04:26,035 --> 00:04:30,475 Speaker 1: They quote said a woman they identified as Perla approached 65 00:04:30,475 --> 00:04:33,915 Speaker 1: them outside the shelter and lured them into boarding the plane, 66 00:04:33,995 --> 00:04:37,075 Speaker 1: saying they would be flown to Boston, where they could 67 00:04:37,075 --> 00:04:40,515 Speaker 1: get expedited work papers. She provided them with food. The 68 00:04:40,555 --> 00:04:43,875 Speaker 1: migrants said Parlow was still trying to recruit more passengers 69 00:04:44,235 --> 00:04:48,955 Speaker 1: just hours before their flight end quote. Axios reported one 70 00:04:48,995 --> 00:04:51,595 Speaker 1: of the victims was told they were in fact headed 71 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:56,635 Speaker 1: to New York. This is the methodology of human trafficking 72 00:04:56,795 --> 00:04:59,395 Speaker 1: and of kidnapping. You don't have to point a gun 73 00:04:59,515 --> 00:05:02,435 Speaker 1: at a frightened, hungry person from another country in order 74 00:05:02,475 --> 00:05:04,875 Speaker 1: to break the law yourself. They don't have to be 75 00:05:04,955 --> 00:05:09,435 Speaker 1: exploited for sex to be exploited. Parla, whether she uses 76 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:12,955 Speaker 1: a knife or a promise, is a kidnapper. And since 77 00:05:12,955 --> 00:05:16,075 Speaker 1: she was evidently working for De Santis or working for 78 00:05:16,075 --> 00:05:18,955 Speaker 1: those who worked for De Santis, Ron de Santis is 79 00:05:18,995 --> 00:05:22,595 Speaker 1: a kidnapper too, So add in fifty counts of kidnapping 80 00:05:22,795 --> 00:05:25,315 Speaker 1: when the FBI goes and drags him by his ill 81 00:05:25,435 --> 00:05:29,915 Speaker 1: fitting suit out of his state capital. There could yet 82 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:33,995 Speaker 1: be additional charges because part of the Dessantist crime spree 83 00:05:34,075 --> 00:05:38,355 Speaker 1: here included sending a videographer onto the flight to further 84 00:05:38,555 --> 00:05:42,715 Speaker 1: exploit and make recordings of these people, to videotape them 85 00:05:42,755 --> 00:05:45,635 Speaker 1: as they were kidnapped and as they landed into what 86 00:05:45,835 --> 00:05:48,555 Speaker 1: was them the wrong place, as they realized they had 87 00:05:48,595 --> 00:05:52,235 Speaker 1: fallen victim to yet another group of corrupt government officials. 88 00:05:52,355 --> 00:05:56,555 Speaker 1: Only these ones were named Parala and greg and Ron, 89 00:05:57,395 --> 00:06:00,715 Speaker 1: and the video of their trauma was given to Fox 90 00:06:00,915 --> 00:06:05,035 Speaker 1: News Channel. And if Fox News Channel knew this was 91 00:06:05,075 --> 00:06:09,355 Speaker 1: happening before it happened and accepted the video of the crimes, 92 00:06:09,595 --> 00:06:12,755 Speaker 1: they participated in the crimes, and they should also be 93 00:06:12,835 --> 00:06:16,555 Speaker 1: charged as accessories to the trafficking and the kidnapping. And 94 00:06:16,635 --> 00:06:19,755 Speaker 1: if they merely knew afterwards and accepted the video of 95 00:06:19,755 --> 00:06:22,555 Speaker 1: the crime, they still participated in the crime, and they 96 00:06:22,595 --> 00:06:25,715 Speaker 1: should also be charged as accessories after the fact of 97 00:06:25,755 --> 00:06:29,515 Speaker 1: the trafficking and the kidnapping, and all of them to 98 00:06:29,675 --> 00:06:33,395 Speaker 1: Santis and whoever aided and abetted his trafficking and kidnapping, 99 00:06:33,635 --> 00:06:36,875 Speaker 1: and Abbott and his co conspirators could not have had 100 00:06:36,915 --> 00:06:41,595 Speaker 1: worse timing, as I alluded to earlier axios reporting that 101 00:06:41,715 --> 00:06:45,235 Speaker 1: already scheduled on the White House calendar for today Friday, 102 00:06:45,275 --> 00:06:48,515 Speaker 1: the sixt was a meeting of White House officials and 103 00:06:48,595 --> 00:06:53,275 Speaker 1: cabinet heads to discuss a series of immigration issues, including 104 00:06:53,355 --> 00:06:59,555 Speaker 1: quote litigation options to respond to GOP governors transporting unauthorized 105 00:06:59,595 --> 00:07:04,355 Speaker 1: immigrants from the border to other parts of the country. 106 00:07:04,715 --> 00:07:07,595 Speaker 1: That the Martha's Vineyard victims have arrived in a place 107 00:07:07,595 --> 00:07:11,755 Speaker 1: of kindness where locals scrambled not to exploit them or 108 00:07:11,915 --> 00:07:15,275 Speaker 1: arrest them, but to feed them and house them is 109 00:07:15,315 --> 00:07:18,635 Speaker 1: a silver lining here. But that they should have been 110 00:07:18,835 --> 00:07:23,955 Speaker 1: freed from Texas or Florida is not exculpatory. Rohn de 111 00:07:24,115 --> 00:07:29,075 Speaker 1: Santis is a human trafficker and kidnapper, and the time 112 00:07:29,195 --> 00:07:32,955 Speaker 1: in this country when we permit some some like that 113 00:07:33,555 --> 00:07:38,155 Speaker 1: to manipulate, at, hurt and kidnap innocent people in order 114 00:07:38,195 --> 00:07:42,595 Speaker 1: to score points with the psychopathic fascists who support him electorally, 115 00:07:42,915 --> 00:07:47,555 Speaker 1: has to come to an end. In eighteen sixty, the 116 00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:51,915 Speaker 1: psychopathic fascists who believed that some people in America should 117 00:07:51,955 --> 00:07:55,755 Speaker 1: own other people in America decided that their rules were 118 00:07:55,795 --> 00:07:59,635 Speaker 1: the only rules, and their laws were the only laws, 119 00:07:59,755 --> 00:08:01,515 Speaker 1: and they were going to make the rest of us 120 00:08:01,595 --> 00:08:05,995 Speaker 1: do what they wanted. After eighty were years of compromise 121 00:08:06,075 --> 00:08:12,035 Speaker 1: and equivocation and spinelessness, our ancestors said enough. It is 122 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:16,755 Speaker 1: time also for us to end our compromise and our 123 00:08:16,835 --> 00:08:21,595 Speaker 1: equivocation and our spinelessness and put these fascists in their place. 124 00:08:22,195 --> 00:08:25,635 Speaker 1: This country needs to stand for something again. And the 125 00:08:25,715 --> 00:08:28,035 Speaker 1: ways and the means are right in front of us 126 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:33,275 Speaker 1: and easily perceived and easily enforced, and start here. Ronald 127 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:38,715 Speaker 1: Dion de Santis of Tallahassee, Florida is in violation at 128 00:08:38,795 --> 00:08:42,755 Speaker 1: least fifty counts of eight US Code one three to four, 129 00:08:42,875 --> 00:08:47,995 Speaker 1: Section eight. To indict him, arrest him, prosecute him, imprison him, 130 00:08:48,275 --> 00:08:51,315 Speaker 1: and if somebody doesn't like it, that's what the police 131 00:08:51,475 --> 00:08:54,435 Speaker 1: are for. And if the police don't like it, that's 132 00:08:54,475 --> 00:08:59,155 Speaker 1: what the National Guard is for. Arrest him. And today 133 00:08:59,195 --> 00:09:05,115 Speaker 1: is the day to arrest him and to move finally 134 00:09:05,635 --> 00:09:11,195 Speaker 1: against Trump. It is testament I suppose to the unshakable 135 00:09:11,235 --> 00:09:15,555 Speaker 1: images burned into our heads of things like Mr Smith 136 00:09:15,595 --> 00:09:18,355 Speaker 1: goes to Washington, that any of us thought for a 137 00:09:18,395 --> 00:09:22,155 Speaker 1: moment that a reprehensible peon of Trump World named e 138 00:09:22,475 --> 00:09:26,155 Speaker 1: Leen Cannon was actually going to behave vaguely like a 139 00:09:26,195 --> 00:09:30,035 Speaker 1: federal judge instead of like a poorly paid employee of 140 00:09:30,075 --> 00:09:34,675 Speaker 1: the Donald Trump organized crime family. Last night, as you know, 141 00:09:35,195 --> 00:09:40,395 Speaker 1: I Lean Cannon lived down to all expectations. She decided, 142 00:09:40,675 --> 00:09:44,035 Speaker 1: based on her lack of legal knowledge or of any 143 00:09:44,075 --> 00:09:48,075 Speaker 1: of the restraints usually provided by conscience or ethics or legalities, 144 00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:51,195 Speaker 1: that she will not vacate her manipulation of the law 145 00:09:51,515 --> 00:09:54,955 Speaker 1: to break the law to protect her man Trump, and 146 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:58,835 Speaker 1: that a special master should decide whether the top secret 147 00:09:58,915 --> 00:10:03,515 Speaker 1: ultra classified documents that the nuclear kleptomaniac stole really are 148 00:10:03,995 --> 00:10:08,035 Speaker 1: top secret ultraclassified documents, and whether the risk at which 149 00:10:08,115 --> 00:10:12,275 Speaker 1: she now has personally put this nation could really trigger 150 00:10:12,355 --> 00:10:15,835 Speaker 1: international conflict or a shooting war or a nuclear exchange, 151 00:10:15,955 --> 00:10:20,355 Speaker 1: or if she the equivalent of a paralegal a paralegal 152 00:10:20,595 --> 00:10:25,195 Speaker 1: temp knows better than the rest of us combined, we 153 00:10:25,355 --> 00:10:29,795 Speaker 1: know what would happen next if a Republican were sitting 154 00:10:29,835 --> 00:10:32,755 Speaker 1: in the White House now and a Democrat were under 155 00:10:32,755 --> 00:10:37,315 Speaker 1: suspicion of stealing the nuclear crown Jewels. The White House 156 00:10:37,315 --> 00:10:41,395 Speaker 1: would ignore Judge Cannon, and would ignore Special Master Deary, 157 00:10:41,435 --> 00:10:46,155 Speaker 1: and would ignore the district irrelevant Court of Southern Irrelevant Florida. 158 00:10:46,435 --> 00:10:49,035 Speaker 1: It would act and then tell everybody else to go 159 00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:53,195 Speaker 1: and try and stop it. Happily, there is a legal 160 00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:57,875 Speaker 1: means for President Biden an Attorney General Garland to proceed 161 00:10:58,035 --> 00:11:01,595 Speaker 1: in such a morally justifiable manner, cut through the red 162 00:11:01,675 --> 00:11:05,435 Speaker 1: tape and the people dispensing it. To borrow from a 163 00:11:05,515 --> 00:11:07,995 Speaker 1: three step plan offered by the editor in chief of 164 00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:13,075 Speaker 1: Crooked Media, Brian Boitler, one file an appeal to have 165 00:11:13,275 --> 00:11:18,635 Speaker 1: President Biden publicly issue a memo waiving all executive privilege 166 00:11:18,715 --> 00:11:22,395 Speaker 1: relating to the stolen documents and reminding Judge Cannon and 167 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:26,195 Speaker 1: the Appeals Court and Trump and everybody else that only 168 00:11:26,315 --> 00:11:29,755 Speaker 1: a sitting president can assert presidential executive privilege in the 169 00:11:29,875 --> 00:11:34,475 Speaker 1: here and now and then three used the materials already 170 00:11:34,555 --> 00:11:38,275 Speaker 1: seen and gasped at by the Department of Justice, and 171 00:11:38,355 --> 00:11:42,515 Speaker 1: as Boiler wrote, indict the m effort. Now go a 172 00:11:42,595 --> 00:11:46,595 Speaker 1: little further, indicte the goddamned m effort, and indict him 173 00:11:46,635 --> 00:11:53,075 Speaker 1: god damned immediately, because if you've somehow missed this. In 174 00:11:53,115 --> 00:11:55,955 Speaker 1: the last few weeks, as he has threatened, revenged, and 175 00:11:55,995 --> 00:11:59,755 Speaker 1: fully embraced Q and on and insisted upon an immediate 176 00:11:59,875 --> 00:12:04,355 Speaker 1: new election and demanded he'd be installed right now as president. 177 00:12:04,435 --> 00:12:09,155 Speaker 1: To day, Donald Trump has deteriorated from a humanoid but 178 00:12:09,355 --> 00:12:13,515 Speaker 1: not human power mad creature with a Messiah complex into 179 00:12:13,555 --> 00:12:18,835 Speaker 1: an out of control nuclear reactor, a chernobyl wearing orange makeup. 180 00:12:19,715 --> 00:12:23,755 Speaker 1: In an interview with a right wing pedant named Hugh Hewitt, 181 00:12:24,115 --> 00:12:28,355 Speaker 1: Trump has now threatened to destroy this country. He has 182 00:12:28,435 --> 00:12:33,315 Speaker 1: belched out seven different threats of stochastic terrorism, seven threats 183 00:12:33,315 --> 00:12:38,435 Speaker 1: by proxy, seven unmistakable calls to violence and insurrection again, 184 00:12:39,195 --> 00:12:43,635 Speaker 1: and he has enunciated these seven blasphemies in just thirty 185 00:12:43,635 --> 00:12:47,875 Speaker 1: seven seconds. I don't think the people of the United 186 00:12:47,915 --> 00:12:51,075 Speaker 1: States would stand for it. And as you know, of 187 00:12:51,115 --> 00:12:54,115 Speaker 1: a thing like that happened, I would have no prohibition 188 00:12:54,275 --> 00:12:56,515 Speaker 1: against running. You know that I do, And that's what 189 00:12:56,595 --> 00:12:58,675 Speaker 1: I wanted people to understand. That would not take you 190 00:12:58,715 --> 00:13:01,595 Speaker 1: out of the arena. It would not. But I think 191 00:13:01,675 --> 00:13:04,395 Speaker 1: if it happened, I think you'd have problems in this 192 00:13:04,755 --> 00:13:07,595 Speaker 1: to the likes of which perhaps we've never seen before. 193 00:13:07,835 --> 00:13:10,515 Speaker 1: I don't think the people of the United States would 194 00:13:10,515 --> 00:13:13,115 Speaker 1: stand for it. What kind of problems, Mr President. I 195 00:13:13,195 --> 00:13:16,155 Speaker 1: think they have big problems, big problems. I just don't 196 00:13:16,155 --> 00:13:18,475 Speaker 1: think they stand for it. They will not. They will 197 00:13:18,475 --> 00:13:21,595 Speaker 1: not sit still and stand for this ultimate of hoaxes. 198 00:13:22,195 --> 00:13:26,115 Speaker 1: It is the January sixth speech all over again. It 199 00:13:26,275 --> 00:13:29,875 Speaker 1: is the my Second Amendment people tweet all over again, 200 00:13:29,995 --> 00:13:33,675 Speaker 1: and this crazed his brain does not work right phrasing. 201 00:13:33,915 --> 00:13:36,875 Speaker 1: They will not sit still and stand for this is 202 00:13:36,915 --> 00:13:40,915 Speaker 1: simply the proud boys, stand back and stand by debate 203 00:13:40,995 --> 00:13:45,355 Speaker 1: answer all over again. Donald Trump is an immediate and 204 00:13:45,555 --> 00:13:48,475 Speaker 1: lethal a threat to this country and to the safety 205 00:13:48,515 --> 00:13:51,795 Speaker 1: of everyone in it, as if he were a terrorist 206 00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:55,035 Speaker 1: holding a gun to the head of a baby. The 207 00:13:55,075 --> 00:13:59,355 Speaker 1: Biden administration, the Garland Department of Justice have the means 208 00:13:59,595 --> 00:14:03,315 Speaker 1: at hand right now to save the baby and take 209 00:14:03,395 --> 00:14:08,515 Speaker 1: the gun away from him and contain or overcome whoever 210 00:14:08,595 --> 00:14:12,995 Speaker 1: and whatever vermin he'd his call to create big problems. 211 00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:17,075 Speaker 1: But every day that those means are not used, every 212 00:14:17,155 --> 00:14:22,235 Speaker 1: day when formality and fear and dilettantism make us hesitate, 213 00:14:22,475 --> 00:14:26,915 Speaker 1: the process of using those means becomes more difficult and 214 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:33,315 Speaker 1: more disruptive and more weighted down. But it is always true. 215 00:14:34,275 --> 00:14:38,195 Speaker 1: The bully does not hit you because you hit him first, 216 00:14:38,955 --> 00:14:42,995 Speaker 1: or because you hit him back. The bully hits you 217 00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:49,675 Speaker 1: because he is a bully. He understands only one thing. 218 00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:56,355 Speaker 1: He defers to only one thing, a kick to the crotch. 219 00:15:07,075 --> 00:15:09,875 Speaker 1: Still ahead on countdown, while we are indicting Trump right 220 00:15:09,915 --> 00:15:13,475 Speaker 1: now and arresting de Santis and arresting Abbott. Bringing Marjorie 221 00:15:13,475 --> 00:15:17,795 Speaker 1: Trailer Park Green too. She assaulted a staff member of 222 00:15:17,835 --> 00:15:21,275 Speaker 1: a young voters advocacy group on the streets of Washington 223 00:15:21,435 --> 00:15:25,835 Speaker 1: last night. There's video, In fact, there are three videos. 224 00:15:26,595 --> 00:15:28,875 Speaker 1: It is Friday's with Thurber, and I'll read you his 225 00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:34,435 Speaker 1: best and worst persons. Now, Mike Lindell seems to think 226 00:15:34,435 --> 00:15:38,595 Speaker 1: the FBI knocked his door down and for help about 227 00:15:38,635 --> 00:15:45,635 Speaker 1: getting his phone back, He is invoking Captain Kirk. That's next. 228 00:15:46,835 --> 00:16:03,635 Speaker 1: This is countdown. This is countdown with Keith Olberman. Still 229 00:16:03,675 --> 00:16:07,315 Speaker 1: ahead on countdown. First, Marjorie Trailer Park Green tries to 230 00:16:07,395 --> 00:16:10,955 Speaker 1: kick the student voting activists but fails. Then she tries 231 00:16:11,035 --> 00:16:15,275 Speaker 1: again but fails. Then well, you'll just have to check 232 00:16:15,315 --> 00:16:19,635 Speaker 1: the video. Check any of the three different videos. First, 233 00:16:19,635 --> 00:16:21,635 Speaker 1: In each edition of Countdown, we feature a dog in 234 00:16:21,675 --> 00:16:24,555 Speaker 1: need whom you can help. Every dog has its day 235 00:16:24,595 --> 00:16:29,715 Speaker 1: to Los Angeles and Cooper. Cancer in dogs is surprisingly survivable. 236 00:16:30,195 --> 00:16:32,995 Speaker 1: The first step is to remove the mass or masses. 237 00:16:33,675 --> 00:16:36,035 Speaker 1: Cooper has a few of them. Surgery should cure him. 238 00:16:36,155 --> 00:16:38,795 Speaker 1: My friend Alana Rizzo from MLB Network and her group 239 00:16:38,795 --> 00:16:41,635 Speaker 1: Gidrey's Guardian are trying to raise a small amount to 240 00:16:41,635 --> 00:16:43,275 Speaker 1: get him treated. He's a big guy, looks like a 241 00:16:43,315 --> 00:16:46,635 Speaker 1: big gold beagle, not a beagle though. If you can donate, 242 00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:49,155 Speaker 1: or you can just retweet, it will help Cooper a lot. 243 00:16:49,635 --> 00:16:53,515 Speaker 1: Check Alana Rizzo's feed or giddres Guardians feed or my 244 00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:56,235 Speaker 1: account for dogs in Need at tom Jumbo Grumbo and 245 00:16:56,235 --> 00:16:59,675 Speaker 1: look for my tweet today about Cooper and thank you 246 00:16:59,795 --> 00:17:23,355 Speaker 1: very much. Coming up on Countdown, Ohio Republicans have just 247 00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:27,595 Speaker 1: voted themselves the right to inspect the genitalia of teenaged 248 00:17:27,715 --> 00:17:31,875 Speaker 1: high school girls. You heard me right. Plus in sports, 249 00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:35,755 Speaker 1: so the old Washington Redskins fixed their team name, but 250 00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:39,235 Speaker 1: now is the Washington Commanders. They've somehow screwed up their 251 00:17:39,355 --> 00:17:43,595 Speaker 1: city name. And it's Friday with Thurber First postscripts to 252 00:17:43,635 --> 00:17:52,515 Speaker 1: the news. Some headlines, some thoughts, some snark. Dateline Washington 253 00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:55,395 Speaker 1: no word as to whether or not charges will be 254 00:17:55,435 --> 00:17:59,715 Speaker 1: pressed after Congresswoman Marjorie Trailer Park Green kicked and half 255 00:17:59,755 --> 00:18:03,155 Speaker 1: pushed and half punched an eighteen year old official with 256 00:18:03,235 --> 00:18:07,355 Speaker 1: a youth voters organizing group. Marianna Pecora is the digital 257 00:18:07,395 --> 00:18:10,715 Speaker 1: director of Voters of Tomorrow, and she and colleagues got 258 00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:15,395 Speaker 1: into an MTG special wherein the insurrectionist representative from Georgia 259 00:18:15,435 --> 00:18:19,315 Speaker 1: walks and talks and insults in the vicinity of our capital. 260 00:18:19,835 --> 00:18:21,955 Speaker 1: It is tough to hear exact quotes, and you don't 261 00:18:21,955 --> 00:18:24,155 Speaker 1: really need to in this tape, but what you're listening 262 00:18:24,195 --> 00:18:27,235 Speaker 1: for is when Green starts to talk about the Second 263 00:18:27,235 --> 00:18:32,035 Speaker 1: Amendment and how it protects kids from getting killed in school. 264 00:18:32,675 --> 00:18:36,595 Speaker 1: Just at this point, the video shows Marianna Pacara walking 265 00:18:36,715 --> 00:18:40,875 Speaker 1: several steps ahead of the quote Congresswoman unquote. Pacara is 266 00:18:40,875 --> 00:18:43,595 Speaker 1: in fact so far ahead that at least three different 267 00:18:43,675 --> 00:18:49,075 Speaker 1: times Green tries to stride forward and deliberately kick Pecora 268 00:18:49,115 --> 00:18:51,915 Speaker 1: while still being able to pretend it was just an accident. 269 00:18:52,235 --> 00:18:56,795 Speaker 1: The first two times Green misses her legs are two short. 270 00:18:57,235 --> 00:19:00,395 Speaker 1: On the third try, she kicks the young woman and 271 00:19:00,595 --> 00:19:05,915 Speaker 1: pushes a clenched fist into her back. Yeah, that was 272 00:19:13,115 --> 00:19:27,715 Speaker 1: how you're blocking. Excuse me blocking. You can't block members 273 00:19:27,715 --> 00:19:30,355 Speaker 1: of congres. The only thing was blocking this member of 274 00:19:30,395 --> 00:19:33,715 Speaker 1: Congress was her lack of intelligence. There are three different 275 00:19:33,795 --> 00:19:37,315 Speaker 1: videos showing three different angles of the assault by Marjorie 276 00:19:37,355 --> 00:19:40,475 Speaker 1: Taylor Green. As another member of the group notes, the 277 00:19:40,515 --> 00:19:44,635 Speaker 1: real story is that after all of her grotesque kickboxing videos, 278 00:19:45,235 --> 00:19:49,115 Speaker 1: it took her three tries. Date Line Hudson Yards, New York. 279 00:19:49,195 --> 00:19:51,835 Speaker 1: Did I tell you about Chris Licht? Did I tell 280 00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:55,035 Speaker 1: you why they made him PRESIDENCYNN? Did I tell you 281 00:19:55,075 --> 00:19:57,275 Speaker 1: what he was like? Is Joe Scarborough's henchman when we 282 00:19:57,275 --> 00:20:00,195 Speaker 1: were at MSNBC. He has made his first big move. 283 00:20:00,515 --> 00:20:03,795 Speaker 1: He has relegated the liberal host Don Lemon from prime 284 00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:07,755 Speaker 1: time to the CNN Morning Desert, which saw it's only 285 00:20:07,835 --> 00:20:11,675 Speaker 1: measure of audience ratings that actually counts viewers age to 286 00:20:11,755 --> 00:20:17,755 Speaker 1: fifty four dropped to an average of eighty thousand in August. 287 00:20:18,315 --> 00:20:22,435 Speaker 1: Like we do that in a couple of days. Licked 288 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,475 Speaker 1: who when we work together at MSNBC, I believe used 289 00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:29,755 Speaker 1: to eat paste? Now has two primetime hours without any anchors, 290 00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:32,155 Speaker 1: and he has a morning show in which Lemon will 291 00:20:32,195 --> 00:20:34,755 Speaker 1: have to co anchor with and be neutralized by a 292 00:20:34,915 --> 00:20:38,275 Speaker 1: nasal reporter who last month demanded to know went down 293 00:20:38,275 --> 00:20:41,235 Speaker 1: buying ninth going to a yanking. We have Pompblicans and 294 00:20:41,315 --> 00:20:44,755 Speaker 1: a woman that CNN hired away from Tucker Carlson's The 295 00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:49,115 Speaker 1: Daily Caller, the change made to please CNN's new fascist 296 00:20:49,155 --> 00:20:53,275 Speaker 1: power behind the throne. John Malone also d platforms Brianna Keeler, 297 00:20:53,595 --> 00:20:56,155 Speaker 1: the supposed moderate who tried to save herself with a 298 00:20:56,235 --> 00:20:59,435 Speaker 1: tweet about the marine presence during a Biden speech, but 299 00:20:59,515 --> 00:21:02,515 Speaker 1: learned you can never be ideologically pure enough for a 300 00:21:02,515 --> 00:21:05,475 Speaker 1: guy like Chris Lick, who gets gold star are every 301 00:21:05,475 --> 00:21:08,955 Speaker 1: time he silences a liberal or a moderate. Also, I've 302 00:21:08,995 --> 00:21:11,795 Speaker 1: been quoted in a lot of corporate press releases about 303 00:21:11,795 --> 00:21:14,395 Speaker 1: new shows and new jobs. Thus I have said a 304 00:21:14,395 --> 00:21:17,435 Speaker 1: lot of things I never really said. But I've never 305 00:21:17,475 --> 00:21:20,395 Speaker 1: read a quote like this. It comes from the Daily 306 00:21:20,475 --> 00:21:23,635 Speaker 1: Caller person and it's in the CNN press release. Quote. 307 00:21:24,155 --> 00:21:26,475 Speaker 1: I can't wait to wake with our viewers and do 308 00:21:26,515 --> 00:21:29,515 Speaker 1: the news every day. So pour a cup of coffee 309 00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:35,155 Speaker 1: and join us. Ma'am, you make mine glass of hemlock 310 00:21:36,635 --> 00:21:40,315 Speaker 1: and Dateline News Corps. The Wall Street Journal opinion page 311 00:21:40,315 --> 00:21:43,195 Speaker 1: pretty much hates anybody more liberal than King Louis the 312 00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:47,075 Speaker 1: fourteenth seventeenth century France, and they're skilled at doing it too. 313 00:21:47,315 --> 00:21:50,315 Speaker 1: But somebody stepped in it Wednesday night and yesterday morning. 314 00:21:50,355 --> 00:21:54,275 Speaker 1: The headline on the editorial posted at seven pm Wednesday 315 00:21:54,555 --> 00:21:58,275 Speaker 1: is Biden working on the railroad unions. You'd think all 316 00:21:58,315 --> 00:22:00,955 Speaker 1: of the president's favors to big labor over two years 317 00:22:00,995 --> 00:22:04,355 Speaker 1: would be enough to avert a railway strike. Als here 318 00:22:04,995 --> 00:22:09,835 Speaker 1: ten hours later overnight, Joe Biden averted a railway strike. 319 00:22:10,395 --> 00:22:22,075 Speaker 1: The Journal editorial, remarkably enough, is still up on their site. 320 00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:34,795 Speaker 1: This is Sports Center. Wait, check that not anymore. This 321 00:22:35,795 --> 00:22:42,635 Speaker 1: is Countdown with Keith Alberman in sports. Roger Federer has retired. 322 00:22:42,635 --> 00:22:44,675 Speaker 1: He leaves tennis at the age of forty one, having 323 00:22:44,715 --> 00:22:48,315 Speaker 1: taken twenty Grand Slam titles, having finished five seasons as 324 00:22:48,315 --> 00:22:50,795 Speaker 1: the world's number one ranked player, and having been one 325 00:22:50,795 --> 00:22:53,715 Speaker 1: of only three men's tennis players you have ever heard of, 326 00:22:54,475 --> 00:22:58,755 Speaker 1: well five, maybe, but probably just three. Some real pervs 327 00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:02,635 Speaker 1: in the Ohio Statehouse, Republicans there have passed the Save 328 00:23:02,795 --> 00:23:07,515 Speaker 1: Women's Sports Act, which was supposed to prevent transgender women 329 00:23:07,515 --> 00:23:11,675 Speaker 1: and girls from participating in interscholastic or intercollegiate athletics in Ohio. 330 00:23:11,795 --> 00:23:15,755 Speaker 1: Problem is, the bill would permit anyone to accuse a 331 00:23:15,755 --> 00:23:21,115 Speaker 1: female athlete of being transgender and allow officials to checked 332 00:23:21,235 --> 00:23:25,715 Speaker 1: find out. In other words, Ohio State House republicans have 333 00:23:25,795 --> 00:23:29,395 Speaker 1: passed a law permitting them adult men to inspect any 334 00:23:29,475 --> 00:23:35,595 Speaker 1: high school girl athletes. Quote external and internal Genitalia, welcome 335 00:23:35,635 --> 00:23:39,235 Speaker 1: to Ohio. Hockey Canada, the governing body of the nation 336 00:23:39,275 --> 00:23:42,435 Speaker 1: which rules all national teams from entry level to the Olympics, 337 00:23:42,715 --> 00:23:45,155 Speaker 1: has been collapsing under the weight of a rape scandal 338 00:23:45,195 --> 00:23:48,115 Speaker 1: since the spring, when a woman sued saying she had 339 00:23:48,155 --> 00:23:51,235 Speaker 1: been assaulted by eight members of the Canadian World junior 340 00:23:51,275 --> 00:23:54,915 Speaker 1: team in under the guidance of Hockey Canada, or at 341 00:23:54,995 --> 00:24:00,275 Speaker 1: least under its umbrella. Resignations, recriminations, investigations have followed. Yesterday, 342 00:24:00,275 --> 00:24:03,115 Speaker 1: the National Hockey League held its press tour near Las Vegas, 343 00:24:03,395 --> 00:24:06,595 Speaker 1: and Connor McDavid, of the Minton Oilers, perhaps Canada's top 344 00:24:06,635 --> 00:24:10,035 Speaker 1: hockey hero, was asked about the disaster with Hockey Canada. 345 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:13,995 Speaker 1: His answer quote, I'm very proud to be Canadian, very 346 00:24:14,035 --> 00:24:17,555 Speaker 1: proud to represent Hockey Canada. Obviously a situation that is 347 00:24:17,635 --> 00:24:24,555 Speaker 1: terrible for everybody. A really really pathetic answer. Lastly, and 348 00:24:24,675 --> 00:24:28,795 Speaker 1: somewhat happier, no explanation from the NFL's Washington Commanders about 349 00:24:28,875 --> 00:24:32,475 Speaker 1: this under that name or as the Washington Football team, 350 00:24:32,595 --> 00:24:35,595 Speaker 1: or the Washington Redskins, or the Boston Redskins or the 351 00:24:35,675 --> 00:24:39,515 Speaker 1: Boston Braves. For eighty years now, they've been one of 352 00:24:39,555 --> 00:24:43,475 Speaker 1: football's worst franchises. Now make it ninety years, isn't it. 353 00:24:43,795 --> 00:24:46,795 Speaker 1: But it still doesn't explain how at their first home 354 00:24:46,835 --> 00:24:50,875 Speaker 1: game in Washington under the name Commanders, an official team 355 00:24:50,955 --> 00:24:54,435 Speaker 1: merchandise truck out in the stadium parking lot happened to 356 00:24:54,435 --> 00:24:58,635 Speaker 1: be selling mugs with the Commander's logo emblazoned on them, 357 00:24:59,475 --> 00:25:04,035 Speaker 1: and on top of that an outlined map of the 358 00:25:04,115 --> 00:25:08,475 Speaker 1: state of Washington, which is two thousand, six and nine 359 00:25:08,715 --> 00:25:25,635 Speaker 1: two miles away stell ahead. It's the most famous thing 360 00:25:25,795 --> 00:25:28,235 Speaker 1: James Thurber ever wrote, and I will read it to 361 00:25:28,315 --> 00:25:31,715 Speaker 1: you first, the daily roundup of the miscreants, morons and 362 00:25:31,795 --> 00:25:37,915 Speaker 1: Dunning Krueger effect specimens who constitute today's worst persons in 363 00:25:37,955 --> 00:25:44,275 Speaker 1: the world. The Bronze denish to SUSA, the rights squinting 364 00:25:44,355 --> 00:25:47,915 Speaker 1: idiot mascot put out a tweet with a picture of 365 00:25:47,955 --> 00:25:51,635 Speaker 1: two FBI agents with their big letter FBI jackets say 366 00:25:51,755 --> 00:25:56,115 Speaker 1: FBI on them. The headline, FBI arrests top official in 367 00:25:56,195 --> 00:26:01,995 Speaker 1: Democrats state over absentee ballot scheme. Denis Desus's message, this 368 00:26:02,075 --> 00:26:05,555 Speaker 1: is huge. If you go to the story, this is 369 00:26:05,595 --> 00:26:07,795 Speaker 1: what you will find. Quote the FBI arrested a New 370 00:26:07,875 --> 00:26:11,315 Speaker 1: York Collection commissioner over allegations of an absentee ballot fraud scheme. 371 00:26:11,635 --> 00:26:18,795 Speaker 1: Jason Scofield, a Republican, top official in Democrats state over 372 00:26:19,075 --> 00:26:23,595 Speaker 1: Jason Scofield, a Republican. You know, it's huge. What's huge 373 00:26:23,635 --> 00:26:27,515 Speaker 1: is that empty space between your ears. Denish your unner up. 374 00:26:27,555 --> 00:26:30,515 Speaker 1: Blake Masters, the fascist candidate for the Senate in Arizona. 375 00:26:30,555 --> 00:26:31,915 Speaker 1: You know the guy. I mean, he's the one who 376 00:26:31,955 --> 00:26:34,595 Speaker 1: looks like he was hypnotized at the county fair and 377 00:26:34,675 --> 00:26:37,795 Speaker 1: never snapped out of it. Vice News got a tape 378 00:26:37,795 --> 00:26:41,995 Speaker 1: of him speaking to the Apache Junction Arizona ladies for 379 00:26:42,075 --> 00:26:45,755 Speaker 1: Trump event last summer that must have been a blast, 380 00:26:46,555 --> 00:26:48,475 Speaker 1: and insisting to them that he has a way to 381 00:26:48,515 --> 00:26:52,475 Speaker 1: improve the military fire all the generals. Quote, it's very 382 00:26:52,475 --> 00:26:54,555 Speaker 1: hard to become a general without being some kind of 383 00:26:54,635 --> 00:26:57,755 Speaker 1: left of center politician. I would love to see all 384 00:26:57,795 --> 00:27:01,235 Speaker 1: the generals get fired. You take the most conservative colonels, 385 00:27:01,235 --> 00:27:05,115 Speaker 1: you promote them to general. Has anybody ever tried shaking 386 00:27:05,115 --> 00:27:08,635 Speaker 1: this master's guide to see if his pupils will ricochet 387 00:27:08,675 --> 00:27:12,275 Speaker 1: around his eyeballs like one of those old little handheld toys, 388 00:27:12,875 --> 00:27:15,635 Speaker 1: you know, you try to get the little pinball to 389 00:27:15,715 --> 00:27:17,875 Speaker 1: settle back into the hole in the middle of the thing. 390 00:27:19,115 --> 00:27:23,195 Speaker 1: Jeez waves. But the winner Mike Lindell, as I said yesterday, 391 00:27:23,235 --> 00:27:27,635 Speaker 1: he and the far right are insistent the legal seizure 392 00:27:27,675 --> 00:27:30,835 Speaker 1: of his phone by a search warrant is a cross 393 00:27:30,915 --> 00:27:37,235 Speaker 1: between nine eleven and the crucifixion. But Lindell, amid transposing 394 00:27:37,235 --> 00:27:42,075 Speaker 1: words like president and president and statutes and statues has 395 00:27:42,195 --> 00:27:48,435 Speaker 1: now looking for his phone, invoked Captain James T. Kirk. 396 00:27:48,755 --> 00:27:50,915 Speaker 1: We're not gonna put up with this. We're not going 397 00:27:50,955 --> 00:27:55,995 Speaker 1: to be the Gestapo like in Nazige Germany. This is uh, 398 00:27:56,075 --> 00:27:58,915 Speaker 1: We're being proactive. I was on the phone with these attorneys. 399 00:27:58,955 --> 00:28:01,795 Speaker 1: I said, no, I want to sue. What can we do? 400 00:28:02,235 --> 00:28:04,475 Speaker 1: We got all the lawyers on the phone. They looked 401 00:28:04,555 --> 00:28:07,195 Speaker 1: up all these statues. We're gonna go with places where 402 00:28:07,195 --> 00:28:10,075 Speaker 1: no man has gone before. This will set a present. 403 00:28:10,435 --> 00:28:13,635 Speaker 1: This has to stop. Nobody gets to bash people's door 404 00:28:13,715 --> 00:28:17,515 Speaker 1: down and you get forty seconds to answer your door. Sir, 405 00:28:18,835 --> 00:28:22,195 Speaker 1: this is a heartis no no, no, literally it isn't 406 00:28:22,195 --> 00:28:30,315 Speaker 1: your house, and that wasn't your door. It's literally hearties, Mike, 407 00:28:30,995 --> 00:28:33,675 Speaker 1: damn it, Jim, I'm a crackhead, not a poly Si 408 00:28:33,875 --> 00:28:55,875 Speaker 1: Major Lindell two Day's worst person in the world to 409 00:28:55,995 --> 00:28:58,195 Speaker 1: the number one story on the Countdown. It's the weekend, 410 00:28:58,235 --> 00:29:00,595 Speaker 1: so it is Friday's with Thurber, and next week I 411 00:29:00,635 --> 00:29:04,275 Speaker 1: will resume the harrowing tales of my youth not so youth, 412 00:29:04,915 --> 00:29:08,275 Speaker 1: with things I promised not to tell. Anniversary scheduled for 413 00:29:08,395 --> 00:29:11,595 Speaker 1: next week include and this is literally true the story 414 00:29:11,635 --> 00:29:15,315 Speaker 1: of the day. My great grandfather Zelinski suggested that an 415 00:29:15,315 --> 00:29:20,795 Speaker 1: acquaintance of his name his new company, General Motors. It's 416 00:29:20,835 --> 00:29:23,355 Speaker 1: true we didn't get a dime out of it. But 417 00:29:23,475 --> 00:29:28,595 Speaker 1: now Perfection, James Thurber's best known work, best loved work, 418 00:29:28,635 --> 00:29:31,715 Speaker 1: and maybe just best work, has been made into two 419 00:29:31,755 --> 00:29:35,395 Speaker 1: different films, neither of which is really satisfactory, but each 420 00:29:35,435 --> 00:29:38,875 Speaker 1: gives you just a glimpse of what your imagination is 421 00:29:38,955 --> 00:29:43,795 Speaker 1: doing as you hear or read his words. It is 422 00:29:43,835 --> 00:29:47,195 Speaker 1: a universal It is the story of everybody who's ever lived, 423 00:29:47,715 --> 00:29:52,275 Speaker 1: who has ever day dreamed. It is the Secret Life 424 00:29:52,755 --> 00:29:59,315 Speaker 1: of Walter Mitty by James Thurber. We're going through. The 425 00:29:59,315 --> 00:30:03,195 Speaker 1: Commander's voice was like thin ice breaking. He wore his 426 00:30:03,275 --> 00:30:06,355 Speaker 1: full dress uniform with the heavily braided white cap pulled 427 00:30:06,355 --> 00:30:11,635 Speaker 1: down rakishly over one cold gray eye. We can't make it, sir, 428 00:30:12,915 --> 00:30:15,675 Speaker 1: It's spoiling for a hurricane. If you ask me, I'm 429 00:30:15,715 --> 00:30:18,675 Speaker 1: not asking you, Lieutenant Burg said the commander. Throw on 430 00:30:18,715 --> 00:30:22,595 Speaker 1: the power lights. Rever up to eight hundred. We're going through. 431 00:30:23,595 --> 00:30:26,675 Speaker 1: The pounding of the cylinders increased to pocket. A pocket 432 00:30:26,715 --> 00:30:29,715 Speaker 1: of pocket, a pocket of pocket. The commander stared at 433 00:30:29,755 --> 00:30:32,355 Speaker 1: the ice forming on the pilot window. He walked over 434 00:30:32,395 --> 00:30:35,755 Speaker 1: and twisted a row of complicated dials. Switch on number 435 00:30:35,795 --> 00:30:39,755 Speaker 1: eight auxiliary. He shouted, Switch on number eight dogs, Hillary 436 00:30:40,355 --> 00:30:44,475 Speaker 1: repeated Lieutenant Burg. Full strength and number three turret, shouted 437 00:30:44,515 --> 00:30:48,315 Speaker 1: the commander, full strength and number three turret. The crew, 438 00:30:48,715 --> 00:30:51,795 Speaker 1: bending to their various tasks in the huge, hurtling eight 439 00:30:51,915 --> 00:30:55,155 Speaker 1: engine Navy hydroplane, looked at each other and grinned. The 440 00:30:55,275 --> 00:30:57,875 Speaker 1: old man will get us through, They said to one another. 441 00:30:58,035 --> 00:31:01,795 Speaker 1: The old man ain't afraid of Hell. Not so fast. 442 00:31:02,955 --> 00:31:06,555 Speaker 1: You're driving too fast, said Mrs Middy. What are you 443 00:31:06,675 --> 00:31:11,955 Speaker 1: driving so fast for? M hm, said Walter Middy. He 444 00:31:12,115 --> 00:31:14,555 Speaker 1: looked at his wife in the seat beside him with 445 00:31:14,835 --> 00:31:19,475 Speaker 1: shocked astonishment. She seemed grossly unfamiliar, like a strange woman 446 00:31:19,515 --> 00:31:22,035 Speaker 1: who had yelled at him in a crowd. You're up 447 00:31:22,075 --> 00:31:24,715 Speaker 1: to fifty five, she said. You know I don't like 448 00:31:24,835 --> 00:31:26,835 Speaker 1: to go more than forty. You're up to fifty five. 449 00:31:28,075 --> 00:31:31,595 Speaker 1: Walter Middy drove on towards Waterbury in silence, the roaring 450 00:31:31,675 --> 00:31:33,715 Speaker 1: of the s N two O two, through the worst 451 00:31:33,835 --> 00:31:38,315 Speaker 1: storm in twenty years of Navy flying, fading in the 452 00:31:38,395 --> 00:31:43,555 Speaker 1: remote intimate airways of his mind. Your ten step again, 453 00:31:44,075 --> 00:31:47,435 Speaker 1: said Mrs Middie. It's one of your days. I wish 454 00:31:47,475 --> 00:31:51,955 Speaker 1: you'd let Dr Renshaw look you over. Walter Middy stopped 455 00:31:52,035 --> 00:31:53,755 Speaker 1: the car in front of the building where his wife 456 00:31:53,795 --> 00:31:55,835 Speaker 1: went to have her hair done. Remember to get those 457 00:31:55,915 --> 00:31:58,595 Speaker 1: over shoes while I'm having my hair done, she said, 458 00:31:59,515 --> 00:32:03,035 Speaker 1: I don't need overshoes, said Middy. She put her mirror 459 00:32:03,075 --> 00:32:07,075 Speaker 1: back into her bag. We've in all through that, she said, 460 00:32:07,115 --> 00:32:09,035 Speaker 1: getting out of the car. You're not a young man 461 00:32:09,155 --> 00:32:12,835 Speaker 1: any longer. He raised the engine a little. Why don't 462 00:32:12,875 --> 00:32:16,715 Speaker 1: you wear your gloves? Have you lost your gloves? Walter 463 00:32:16,835 --> 00:32:19,035 Speaker 1: Middy reached in a pocket and brought out the gloves. 464 00:32:19,195 --> 00:32:21,555 Speaker 1: He put them on, but after she had turned and 465 00:32:21,675 --> 00:32:23,595 Speaker 1: gone into the building and he had driven onto a 466 00:32:23,675 --> 00:32:28,035 Speaker 1: red light, he took them off again. Pick it up. 467 00:32:28,075 --> 00:32:31,035 Speaker 1: Brother snapped the cop as the light changed, and Middy 468 00:32:31,235 --> 00:32:34,995 Speaker 1: hastily pulled on his gloves and lurched ahead. He drove 469 00:32:35,035 --> 00:32:37,075 Speaker 1: around the streets aimlessly for a time, and then he 470 00:32:37,155 --> 00:32:40,915 Speaker 1: drove past the hospital on his way to the parking lot. 471 00:32:42,755 --> 00:32:47,035 Speaker 1: It's the millionaire banker Wellington McMillan, said, the pretty nurse. Yes, 472 00:32:47,915 --> 00:32:51,555 Speaker 1: said Walter Middy, removing his gloves slowly. Who has the case? 473 00:32:52,355 --> 00:32:56,115 Speaker 1: Dr Renshawn, Dr Wrenbo But but there are two specialists here, 474 00:32:56,355 --> 00:32:59,715 Speaker 1: Dr Remington from New York and Mr Pritchard Mitford from London. 475 00:32:59,995 --> 00:33:04,035 Speaker 1: He flew over. The door opened down a long cool carter, 476 00:33:04,195 --> 00:33:08,555 Speaker 1: and Dr Renshaw came out. He looked distraught and haggard. 477 00:33:09,155 --> 00:33:12,075 Speaker 1: Hello Middy, he said, we're having the Devil's own time 478 00:33:12,155 --> 00:33:14,635 Speaker 1: with McMillan, the millionaire banker and close personal friend of 479 00:33:14,715 --> 00:33:20,595 Speaker 1: Roosevelt obstreosis of the ductal tract tertiary. Wish you'd take 480 00:33:20,635 --> 00:33:25,195 Speaker 1: a look at him. Glad to, said Middy. In the 481 00:33:25,275 --> 00:33:30,355 Speaker 1: operating room, there were whispered introductions Dr Remingtons, Dr Middy, 482 00:33:30,995 --> 00:33:35,435 Speaker 1: Mr Richard Mitford. Dr Middy, and I've read your book 483 00:33:35,475 --> 00:33:40,315 Speaker 1: on scripto thricosis, said Pritchard Mitford, shaking hands. Brilliant performance, 484 00:33:41,555 --> 00:33:44,915 Speaker 1: Thank you, said Walter. Middy. Didn't know you're in the 485 00:33:45,075 --> 00:33:49,515 Speaker 1: State's Middy grumbled. Remington's coals to Newcastle, bringing Mitford and 486 00:33:49,595 --> 00:33:52,955 Speaker 1: me up here for a tertiary. You are very kind, 487 00:33:53,715 --> 00:33:58,275 Speaker 1: said Middy. A huge, complicated machine connected to the operating 488 00:33:58,315 --> 00:34:01,275 Speaker 1: table with many tubes and wires began at this moment 489 00:34:01,355 --> 00:34:06,915 Speaker 1: to go Pacata, Pacata, pacata. The new anesthetizer is giving way, 490 00:34:07,155 --> 00:34:10,035 Speaker 1: shouted an intern. There's no one in the East who 491 00:34:10,075 --> 00:34:13,355 Speaker 1: knows how to fix it. Quiet man, said Middy in 492 00:34:13,395 --> 00:34:16,195 Speaker 1: a low, cool voice. He sprang to the machine, which 493 00:34:16,275 --> 00:34:20,955 Speaker 1: was now going pocketa pocketa creeep, pocketa pocketa creep. He 494 00:34:21,075 --> 00:34:24,955 Speaker 1: began fingering delicately a roll of glistening dials give me 495 00:34:24,995 --> 00:34:28,875 Speaker 1: a fountain pen, he snapped. Someone handed him a fountain pen. 496 00:34:29,075 --> 00:34:30,995 Speaker 1: He pulled a faulty piston out of the machine and 497 00:34:31,115 --> 00:34:34,715 Speaker 1: inserted the pen in its place. That will hold for 498 00:34:35,235 --> 00:34:38,555 Speaker 1: ten minutes, he said, Get on with the operation. A 499 00:34:38,675 --> 00:34:41,315 Speaker 1: nurse hurried over and whispered to Renshaw and Middy saw 500 00:34:41,395 --> 00:34:46,635 Speaker 1: the man turn pale. Coreopsis has set in, said Renshaw nervously. 501 00:34:47,155 --> 00:34:50,635 Speaker 1: If you would take over, Middy. Middy looked at him 502 00:34:51,075 --> 00:34:55,275 Speaker 1: and at the craven figure of Benbow, who drank, then 503 00:34:55,315 --> 00:34:58,355 Speaker 1: at the grave, uncertain faces of the two great specialists. 504 00:34:59,515 --> 00:35:02,435 Speaker 1: If you wish, he said. They slipped a white gown 505 00:35:02,515 --> 00:35:05,035 Speaker 1: on him. He adjusted a mask and drew on thin loves. 506 00:35:05,395 --> 00:35:09,275 Speaker 1: Nurses handed him shiny back it up, Mac, look out 507 00:35:09,315 --> 00:35:14,035 Speaker 1: for that buick, Walter. Middy jammed on the brakes. Wrong lane, Mac, 508 00:35:14,435 --> 00:35:18,755 Speaker 1: said the parking lot attendant, looking at Middy closely. Gee yeah, 509 00:35:19,555 --> 00:35:22,795 Speaker 1: muttered Middy. He began cautiously to back out of the 510 00:35:22,875 --> 00:35:26,995 Speaker 1: lane marked exit. Only leave us sit there, said the attendant. 511 00:35:27,155 --> 00:35:30,275 Speaker 1: I'll put her away. Middy got out of the car. 512 00:35:30,875 --> 00:35:36,435 Speaker 1: Hey better leave the key, oh, said Middy, handing the 513 00:35:36,435 --> 00:35:39,755 Speaker 1: man the ignition key. The attendant vaulted into the car, 514 00:35:39,875 --> 00:35:42,915 Speaker 1: backed it up with insolent skill, and put it where 515 00:35:42,915 --> 00:35:49,035 Speaker 1: it belonged. They're so damn cocky, thought Walter Middy walking 516 00:35:49,075 --> 00:35:53,195 Speaker 1: along Main Street. They think they know everything. Once he 517 00:35:53,275 --> 00:35:56,275 Speaker 1: had tried to take his chains off outside New Milford, 518 00:35:56,755 --> 00:35:59,435 Speaker 1: and he got them wound around the axles. The man 519 00:35:59,595 --> 00:36:02,755 Speaker 1: had to come out in a wrecking car and unwind them, 520 00:36:02,995 --> 00:36:07,795 Speaker 1: a young grinning girl ashman. Since then, Mrs Middy always 521 00:36:07,835 --> 00:36:10,035 Speaker 1: made him drive to a garage to have the chains 522 00:36:10,035 --> 00:36:12,955 Speaker 1: taken off. The Next time, he thought, I'll wear my 523 00:36:13,195 --> 00:36:16,475 Speaker 1: right arm in a sling. They won't grin it me. 524 00:36:16,555 --> 00:36:18,395 Speaker 1: Then I have my right arm in a sling and 525 00:36:18,435 --> 00:36:20,995 Speaker 1: they'll see I couldn't possibly take the chains off myself. 526 00:36:22,035 --> 00:36:26,035 Speaker 1: He kicked at the slush on the sidewalk. Over shoes, 527 00:36:26,555 --> 00:36:28,155 Speaker 1: he said to himself, and he began looking for a 528 00:36:28,195 --> 00:36:31,075 Speaker 1: shoe store. When he came out into the street again 529 00:36:31,115 --> 00:36:33,315 Speaker 1: with the overshoes in a box under his arm, Walter 530 00:36:33,475 --> 00:36:35,755 Speaker 1: Middy began to wonder what the other thing was his 531 00:36:35,835 --> 00:36:38,035 Speaker 1: wife had told him to get. She had told him 532 00:36:38,595 --> 00:36:41,875 Speaker 1: twice before they set out from their house for Waterbury. 533 00:36:42,635 --> 00:36:44,995 Speaker 1: In a way, he hated these weekly trips to town. 534 00:36:45,195 --> 00:36:49,515 Speaker 1: He was always getting something wrong. Clean x, he thought, squibs, 535 00:36:50,635 --> 00:36:57,155 Speaker 1: razor blades, now toothpaste, toothbrush by carbonet carborundum, initiative referendum. 536 00:36:57,595 --> 00:37:00,875 Speaker 1: He gave it up, but she would remember it. Where's 537 00:37:00,915 --> 00:37:03,275 Speaker 1: the what's its name? She would ask. Don't tell me 538 00:37:03,355 --> 00:37:06,275 Speaker 1: you forgot the what's its name? The newsboy went by, 539 00:37:06,355 --> 00:37:11,835 Speaker 1: shouting something about the Waterbury trial. Perhaps this will refresh 540 00:37:11,915 --> 00:37:15,475 Speaker 1: your memory. The district attorney suddenly thrust a heavy automatic 541 00:37:15,555 --> 00:37:17,555 Speaker 1: at the quiet figure on the witness stand. Have you 542 00:37:17,635 --> 00:37:21,475 Speaker 1: ever seen this before? Walter Middy took the gun and 543 00:37:21,635 --> 00:37:27,315 Speaker 1: examined it expertly. This is my Webley Victor's fifty eight, oh, 544 00:37:27,835 --> 00:37:30,915 Speaker 1: he said calmly. An excited buzz ran around the courtroom. 545 00:37:31,195 --> 00:37:34,835 Speaker 1: The judge rapped for order. You are a crack shot 546 00:37:34,915 --> 00:37:40,235 Speaker 1: with any sort of firearms, I believe, said the district attorney, insinuatingly. Objection, 547 00:37:40,715 --> 00:37:44,075 Speaker 1: shouted Middy's attorney. We have shown that the defendant could 548 00:37:44,115 --> 00:37:46,395 Speaker 1: not have fired the shot. We have shown that he 549 00:37:46,475 --> 00:37:49,395 Speaker 1: wore his right arm in a sling on the night 550 00:37:49,475 --> 00:37:53,355 Speaker 1: of the fourteenth of July. Walter Middy raised his hand briefly, 551 00:37:53,435 --> 00:37:57,235 Speaker 1: and the bickering attorneys were stilled with any known make 552 00:37:57,315 --> 00:38:01,235 Speaker 1: of gun. He said evenly, I could have killed Gregory 553 00:38:01,275 --> 00:38:07,355 Speaker 1: Fitzhurst at three hundred feet with my left hand. Pandemonium 554 00:38:07,435 --> 00:38:10,715 Speaker 1: broke out in the courtroom. A woman scream rose above 555 00:38:10,715 --> 00:38:13,195 Speaker 1: the bedlam, and suddenly a lovely, dark haired girl was 556 00:38:13,235 --> 00:38:16,915 Speaker 1: in Walter Middy's arms. The district attorney struck at her savagely, 557 00:38:17,115 --> 00:38:19,475 Speaker 1: without rising from his chair. Middy, let the man have 558 00:38:19,595 --> 00:38:21,875 Speaker 1: it on the point of the chin, your miserable cur 559 00:38:24,475 --> 00:38:28,675 Speaker 1: Puppy biscuit, said Walter Middy. He stopped walking in the 560 00:38:28,715 --> 00:38:31,395 Speaker 1: buildings of Waterbury, rose up out of the misty courtroom 561 00:38:31,435 --> 00:38:34,315 Speaker 1: and surrounded him again. A woman who was passing laughed. 562 00:38:34,875 --> 00:38:37,955 Speaker 1: He said, puppy biscuit. She said to her companion. That 563 00:38:38,115 --> 00:38:42,315 Speaker 1: man said puppy biscuit to himself. Walter Middy hurried on. 564 00:38:43,275 --> 00:38:45,155 Speaker 1: He went into an a and p not the first 565 00:38:45,195 --> 00:38:47,195 Speaker 1: one he came to, but a smaller one farther up 566 00:38:47,235 --> 00:38:51,995 Speaker 1: the street. I want some biscuit for small young dogs, 567 00:38:52,595 --> 00:38:56,795 Speaker 1: he said to the clerk. Any special brand, sir, the 568 00:38:56,875 --> 00:39:02,115 Speaker 1: greatest pistol shot in the world. Thought a moment it says, 569 00:39:03,235 --> 00:39:07,275 Speaker 1: puppies bark for it. On the box, said Walter Middy. 570 00:39:08,835 --> 00:39:11,355 Speaker 1: His wife would be through at the hairdressers in fifteen minutes. 571 00:39:11,715 --> 00:39:14,075 Speaker 1: Middy saw in looking at his watch. Unless they had 572 00:39:14,155 --> 00:39:18,155 Speaker 1: trouble drying it. Sometimes they had trouble drying it. She 573 00:39:18,275 --> 00:39:20,595 Speaker 1: didn't like to get to the hotel first. She would 574 00:39:20,595 --> 00:39:23,155 Speaker 1: want him to be there waiting for her as usual. 575 00:39:23,795 --> 00:39:25,995 Speaker 1: He found a big leather chair in the lobby facing 576 00:39:26,035 --> 00:39:28,395 Speaker 1: a window, and he put the overshoes and the puppy 577 00:39:28,475 --> 00:39:31,275 Speaker 1: biscuit on the floor beside it. He picked up an 578 00:39:31,315 --> 00:39:34,475 Speaker 1: old copy of Liberty and sank down into the chair. 579 00:39:35,595 --> 00:39:39,475 Speaker 1: Can Germany conquered the World through the Air, Walter Middy 580 00:39:39,555 --> 00:39:45,075 Speaker 1: looked at the pictures of bombing planes and of ruined streets. 581 00:39:47,435 --> 00:39:50,475 Speaker 1: The canon Aden has got the wind up in young Rawley, Sir, 582 00:39:50,835 --> 00:39:54,555 Speaker 1: said the sergeant. Captain Middy looked at him through tousled hair. 583 00:39:55,155 --> 00:39:58,595 Speaker 1: Get him to bed, he said, wearily. With the others, 584 00:39:58,915 --> 00:40:02,555 Speaker 1: how fly alone? But you can't, sir, said the sergeant 585 00:40:02,595 --> 00:40:05,075 Speaker 1: anxiously takes two men to handle that ball, and the 586 00:40:05,235 --> 00:40:08,035 Speaker 1: Archies are pounding hell out of the air. Von Rickman's 587 00:40:08,035 --> 00:40:12,435 Speaker 1: circus is between here and Solier. Somebody's got to get 588 00:40:12,475 --> 00:40:16,515 Speaker 1: that ammunition dump said Middy. I'm going over spot of brandy. 589 00:40:17,475 --> 00:40:19,875 Speaker 1: He poured a drink for the sergeant and one for himself. 590 00:40:20,555 --> 00:40:23,355 Speaker 1: War thundered and wined around the dugout and battered at 591 00:40:23,395 --> 00:40:26,235 Speaker 1: the door. There was a rending of wood and splinters 592 00:40:26,315 --> 00:40:30,155 Speaker 1: flew through the room. Of a near thing, said Captain 593 00:40:30,195 --> 00:40:34,595 Speaker 1: Middy carelessly. The box barage is closing in, said the sergeant. 594 00:40:35,595 --> 00:40:38,875 Speaker 1: We only live once, sergeant, said Middy, with his faint, 595 00:40:39,035 --> 00:40:43,555 Speaker 1: fleeting smile. Or do we He poured another brandy and 596 00:40:43,675 --> 00:40:46,035 Speaker 1: tossed it off. I've never seen a man could hold 597 00:40:46,115 --> 00:40:49,595 Speaker 1: his brandy lack usa, said the sergeant, begging your pardon, sir. 598 00:40:50,275 --> 00:40:53,235 Speaker 1: Captain Middy stood up and scrapped on his huge webb 599 00:40:53,315 --> 00:40:57,835 Speaker 1: Lee Vickers automatic. It's fortters through Elsa, said the sergeant. 600 00:40:58,635 --> 00:41:03,675 Speaker 1: Middy finished one last brandy after all, he said, softly. 601 00:41:04,435 --> 00:41:07,915 Speaker 1: Why isn't the pounding of the cannon increased. There was 602 00:41:07,955 --> 00:41:10,515 Speaker 1: the rat tat tatting the machine guns, and from somewhere 603 00:41:10,595 --> 00:41:14,035 Speaker 1: came the menacing pocket a pucket, a pocket, a pocket 604 00:41:14,515 --> 00:41:18,475 Speaker 1: of the new flame throweries. Walter Middy walked to the 605 00:41:18,595 --> 00:41:21,955 Speaker 1: door of the dugout, humming out, prayed the my blonde 606 00:41:22,835 --> 00:41:27,155 Speaker 1: He turned and waved to the sergeant Cheerio. He said, 607 00:41:28,515 --> 00:41:31,315 Speaker 1: something struck his shoulder. I've been looking all over this 608 00:41:31,475 --> 00:41:34,475 Speaker 1: hotel for you, said Mrs Middy. Why do you have 609 00:41:34,635 --> 00:41:37,115 Speaker 1: to hide in this old chair? How did you expect 610 00:41:37,155 --> 00:41:41,715 Speaker 1: me to find you? Things close in, said Walter Middy, 611 00:41:41,795 --> 00:41:45,315 Speaker 1: vaguely what Mrs Middy said? Did you get the wats 612 00:41:45,355 --> 00:41:49,835 Speaker 1: it's name the poppy biscuit? What's in that box? Overshoes? 613 00:41:50,395 --> 00:41:52,555 Speaker 1: Said Middy. Couldn't you put them on on the star? 614 00:41:54,035 --> 00:41:57,115 Speaker 1: I was thinking, said Walter Middy. Does it ever occur 615 00:41:57,195 --> 00:42:00,795 Speaker 1: to you that I am sometimes thinking? She looked at him. 616 00:42:01,595 --> 00:42:04,115 Speaker 1: I'm going to take your temperature when I get you home, 617 00:42:05,115 --> 00:42:08,155 Speaker 1: she said. They went out through the revolving doors that 618 00:42:08,235 --> 00:42:11,035 Speaker 1: made a faintly derisive whistling sound when you pushed them. 619 00:42:11,715 --> 00:42:14,355 Speaker 1: It was two blocks to the parking lot at the 620 00:42:14,435 --> 00:42:17,235 Speaker 1: drug store on the corner. She said, wait here for me. 621 00:42:17,315 --> 00:42:20,555 Speaker 1: I forgot something. I won't be a minute. She was 622 00:42:20,635 --> 00:42:25,195 Speaker 1: more than a minute. Walter Middy lighted a cigarette. It 623 00:42:25,355 --> 00:42:29,155 Speaker 1: began to rain, rain with sleet in it. He stood 624 00:42:29,235 --> 00:42:31,915 Speaker 1: up against the wall of the drug store smoking. He 625 00:42:32,035 --> 00:42:35,595 Speaker 1: put his shoulders back and his heels together to hell 626 00:42:35,675 --> 00:42:39,155 Speaker 1: with the handkerchief, said Walter Middy scornfully. He took one 627 00:42:39,235 --> 00:42:42,075 Speaker 1: last drag on his cigarette and snapped it away. Then, 628 00:42:42,115 --> 00:42:46,675 Speaker 1: with that faint fleeting smile playing about his lips, he 629 00:42:46,875 --> 00:42:51,915 Speaker 1: faced the firing squad, erect and motionless, proud and disdainful. 630 00:42:52,275 --> 00:42:59,755 Speaker 1: Walter Middy, the undefeated, inscrutable to the last. The Secret 631 00:42:59,835 --> 00:43:13,315 Speaker 1: Life of Walter Mitty by James Thurber. I've done all 632 00:43:13,355 --> 00:43:15,355 Speaker 1: the damage I can do here. Help me out. Give 633 00:43:15,435 --> 00:43:18,675 Speaker 1: this thing a good review or rating or whatever. Subscribe 634 00:43:18,755 --> 00:43:21,235 Speaker 1: or forwarded to somebody, or you know what. Give it 635 00:43:21,315 --> 00:43:23,155 Speaker 1: to CNN. Let them put it on instead of their 636 00:43:23,195 --> 00:43:27,075 Speaker 1: morning show. The Countdown theme from Beethoven's Ninth arranged, produced 637 00:43:27,115 --> 00:43:29,835 Speaker 1: and performed by Countdown Musical directors Brian Ray and John 638 00:43:29,835 --> 00:43:35,035 Speaker 1: Philip Channel All orchestration and keyboards by John Philip Chanelle, guitarist, 639 00:43:35,035 --> 00:43:37,875 Speaker 1: bass and drums by Brian Ray. Produced by t k 640 00:43:38,035 --> 00:43:40,995 Speaker 1: O Brothers. 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