WEBVTT - Hour 1 – Are the Jets Back?, Playing Hurt 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:03.600 You are listening to the Dan Patrick Show on Fox 0:00:03.640 --> 0:00:04.480 Sports Radio. 0:00:04.760 --> 0:00:05.280 We did it. 0:00:05.400 --> 0:00:07.760 We made it to a Friday. It's a meat Friday, 0:00:07.760 --> 0:00:11.559 and we're fully assembled. Paulie's back after two days. Oh, 0:00:15.120 --> 0:00:18.400 Paulie's not fully assembled as he only has one eye. 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:22.720 The other one has a patch on it, so which 0:00:22.760 --> 0:00:24.960 is becoming By the way, I like it. You got 0:00:25.000 --> 0:00:28.560 a flannel patch on your left eye on brand. Okay, 0:00:29.280 --> 0:00:33.800 did Marvin coming back from having surgery when he had 0:00:33.840 --> 0:00:37.680 what you have wisdom teeth taken? Yes, and you came 0:00:37.720 --> 0:00:40.919 back same day. Did that impact you coming back two 0:00:41.040 --> 0:00:46.000 days after being uh well, in the hands of a surgeon. 0:00:46.159 --> 0:00:49.360 All right, of course, yeah, the Marvin situation is always 0:00:49.360 --> 0:00:52.480 looming for all of us, kind of teeth thing. But yeah, 0:00:52.520 --> 0:00:55.120 I was, couldn't get back earlier. Did my best but 0:00:55.480 --> 0:00:55.840 not bad? 0:00:56.040 --> 0:00:58.560 Okay, well, we're glad to have you, yes, Seaton. The 0:00:58.600 --> 0:01:01.440 real question is, paul did Marvin reach out to you 0:01:01.520 --> 0:01:02.240 while you were out? 0:01:02.440 --> 0:01:03.040 Oh? 0:01:03.560 --> 0:01:03.920 Damn? 0:01:04.720 --> 0:01:08.600 Uh yes. The answer is they paused. 0:01:08.720 --> 0:01:13.679 Yes, he was almost everybody here reached out everything as 0:01:15.040 --> 0:01:17.120 everyone in this room. Oh okay and most of the 0:01:17.160 --> 0:01:17.920 guys and back then. 0:01:18.120 --> 0:01:20.959 So did Marvin learn from not reaching out to me 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:23.000 after I had my traumatic shoulders. 0:01:23.120 --> 0:01:25.000 Yeah, that's the question, is Marvin, why did you feel 0:01:25.040 --> 0:01:27.040 they need to reach out to Paul about damn. 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:29.040 I truly care about Paul and that day. 0:01:29.120 --> 0:01:31.000 I mean no, no, no, no, say that, no, no, no, I'll 0:01:31.040 --> 0:01:31.280 say that. 0:01:31.360 --> 0:01:35.280 No, Hey, I get it front row, you know camaraderie. 0:01:35.280 --> 0:01:38.840 Marvin though delayed his reach out until Thursday afternoon. It 0:01:38.959 --> 0:01:40.440 was not Tuesday night. 0:01:40.600 --> 0:01:41.039 Of course. 0:01:41.200 --> 0:01:44.319 Yes, you had this uh traumatic moment with your eye 0:01:44.400 --> 0:01:48.040 and your retina and a lot of bad stuff happening. 0:01:48.440 --> 0:01:50.360 But this was your bad eye. We were worried that 0:01:50.480 --> 0:01:53.200 was your good eye. Yeah, there's miss misreports. I guess 0:01:53.280 --> 0:01:54.560 about the good eye. 0:01:54.640 --> 0:01:56.440 Early reports was that it was a good eye. 0:01:56.480 --> 0:01:58.400 I know, if it's a good eye, you never would 0:01:58.400 --> 0:01:58.760 have seen me. 0:01:58.760 --> 0:02:00.600 Again, no pun intend you would to see us. 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:03.360 You wouldn't. We would have seen you. But yeah, but 0:02:04.040 --> 0:02:05.520 you probably couldn't have done your job. 0:02:06.000 --> 0:02:08.480 No. Now, if the bad, if the good I goes, 0:02:08.800 --> 0:02:09.760 I'm gone. Okay. 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:13.519 I was a little confused that apparently having surgery on 0:02:13.560 --> 0:02:15.120 your I means you can't talk on the radio. I 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:18.240 didn't understand why Paul had to miss any work, but 0:02:18.280 --> 0:02:19.000 I guess that's just me. 0:02:19.080 --> 0:02:22.360 I don't know. So the doctor said, this is a 0:02:22.400 --> 0:02:24.239 weird thing. You know, maybe they don't have phones there 0:02:24.280 --> 0:02:24.760 where you are. 0:02:25.520 --> 0:02:28.120 I'm just letting you know you did get roughed up 0:02:28.120 --> 0:02:30.639 behind the scenes here as you would come to expect 0:02:31.200 --> 0:02:33.680 so much. So when Tyler goes, is it okay? If 0:02:33.720 --> 0:02:36.160 we have rib eyes today? 0:02:36.280 --> 0:02:37.040 That's funny. 0:02:37.280 --> 0:02:43.160 Can we have black eyed pe Southern style? I go yes, yes, yeah, 0:02:43.200 --> 0:02:46.840 that's our meat. Friday we have smoked rib eyes. We 0:02:46.919 --> 0:02:49.240 have Southern style black eyed pee. 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:56.639 That's great. Who isn't better than we do? No? Yeah, 0:02:56.680 --> 0:02:57.760 so they I couldn't do. 0:02:57.880 --> 0:02:59.920 I couldn't get in Wait, are we still talking about 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:01.760 I mean we got to move on, Pauline. 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:02.120 That's it. 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:05.040 Yeah, I mean we got it. It's not like I 0:03:05.080 --> 0:03:08.880 talk about my shoulder every day. I'm doing fine, Thank you, 0:03:09.280 --> 0:03:13.720 thank you. Marvin keeps reaching out, Hey, everything, Okay, you 0:03:13.760 --> 0:03:14.720 need a sponge bath. 0:03:14.840 --> 0:03:17.840 I'm like, it's too late. It's too late for that. 0:03:18.000 --> 0:03:18.919 I was trying to reach out. 0:03:19.000 --> 0:03:21.079 Now you're trying to. Yeah. 0:03:21.240 --> 0:03:23.240 Stat of the Day brought to you by Penini America, 0:03:23.280 --> 0:03:26.680 the official trading cards of this program. The flannels are 0:03:26.680 --> 0:03:30.240 gonna look gorgeous. The new Foliage flannels available in the 0:03:30.280 --> 0:03:33.400 store Danpatrick dot Com. First Hour brought to you by 0:03:33.520 --> 0:03:36.200 King Sawaiian. They want you to get together with family 0:03:36.240 --> 0:03:39.960 and friends, enjoy the weekend. Make every Sunday a slider Sunday. 0:03:40.000 --> 0:03:42.440 The Great Charles Barkley. A little bit later on in 0:03:42.480 --> 0:03:45.120 the program, and we'll get an idea. 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:47.360 Who's a buyer idea? 0:03:47.520 --> 0:03:51.840 I wow, it's a theme show. 0:03:52.160 --> 0:03:53.840 Oh wow, sorry, back to you. 0:03:54.560 --> 0:03:58.840 Well, we'll get a better idea. Who is the buyer 0:03:59.000 --> 0:04:00.640 or seller at the trade deadline? 0:04:00.640 --> 0:04:02.920 I'll take a look at the college football in that show. 0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:07.600 Yeah, don't blink, for this show is going to be over. 0:04:08.240 --> 0:04:09.920 How about my jets they're back? 0:04:11.920 --> 0:04:16.400 Oh by a tiger? 0:04:16.440 --> 0:04:23.680 Gary Wilson. Okay, how to get in to Rip Aloud? 0:04:23.880 --> 0:04:27.400 Fritzy's only working two hours today, so I'm just letting 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:31.400 the audience know it's usually Friday, Fritzy. Now it's two hours, 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:34.360 and then he gets to leave because apparently he has 0:04:34.400 --> 0:04:36.680 to go see, you know, his daughter in college. The 0:04:36.720 --> 0:04:38.839 reason why she went away to college is to get 0:04:38.839 --> 0:04:39.720 away from you. 0:04:39.760 --> 0:04:42.520 Do you understand how it works? Yes? You're like, Hey, 0:04:42.600 --> 0:04:44.760 I'm thinking about going down to wake Forest again? 0:04:45.880 --> 0:04:46.680 What did you do it here? 0:04:46.800 --> 0:04:47.040 Dad? 0:04:47.880 --> 0:04:49.560 The funny thing is she's home for the weekend. 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:55.600 Whoa walk around? Walk around campus? Alrighty, here we go. 0:04:55.720 --> 0:04:58.440 Let's get started here, so Charles will join us in 0:04:58.480 --> 0:04:59.240 an hour from now. 0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:02.440 The Jets. Let's beat the Texans and they're now three 0:05:02.480 --> 0:05:04.680 and six. Are they back? 0:05:06.960 --> 0:05:09.560 I don't know, but Aaron Rodgers seems to think that 0:05:09.680 --> 0:05:10.560 they are back. 0:05:11.600 --> 0:05:13.880 Kind of season on the line there in second half. 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:18.240 Obviously we wouldn't have been mathematically eliminated, but mentally to 0:05:18.279 --> 0:05:21.680 go to two and seven would have been real tough. Hopefully, 0:05:21.720 --> 0:05:23.520 let's get this confidence so that it can be anybody. 0:05:23.640 --> 0:05:25.359 Just we feel like we could. 0:05:25.640 --> 0:05:28.720 Yes, And I don't know, if you're a Jets fan, 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:32.680 you go, that was a great win or a frustrating win? 0:05:32.800 --> 0:05:36.479 Because and hear me out with that frustrating win. Why 0:05:36.480 --> 0:05:37.960 can't we be doing that every week? 0:05:38.760 --> 0:05:39.080 Well? 0:05:39.720 --> 0:05:42.440 It helps if you're going against a bad offensive line 0:05:42.520 --> 0:05:45.640 like the Texans have. They've given up the second most sacks. 0:05:45.760 --> 0:05:48.760 We're waiting for CJ. Stroud to be last year CJ. Stroud. 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:51.919 That's not going to happen. Now Nico Collins comes back, 0:05:52.200 --> 0:05:56.240 they lose Stefan Diggs. Mixing's been wonderful for them, but 0:05:56.279 --> 0:05:58.599 that is not a good offensive line, and the Jets 0:05:58.880 --> 0:06:01.240 they got a pass rush and they made him pay. 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:04.520 The number of sacks, also, the number of hurries, the 0:06:04.600 --> 0:06:07.720 number of hits that he took. The Jets should have 0:06:07.760 --> 0:06:10.680 won that by a couple of touchdowns. They were that 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:13.680 much better. I'm going to take you back to Rex Ryan. Yesterday, 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:16.880 Rex was on the show Final Hour and we talked 0:06:16.880 --> 0:06:20.480 about the Jets being favored by the Texans and we're 0:06:20.520 --> 0:06:23.120 thinking the Jets aren't very good. They're favored against a 0:06:23.160 --> 0:06:26.080 playoff team by one and a half. And here's the 0:06:26.200 --> 0:06:28.080 former Jets head coach Rex Ryan. 0:06:29.000 --> 0:06:31.800 The Jets should dominate this game. I mean, when you 0:06:31.839 --> 0:06:35.680 look at it on paper, Houston's really I mean they're 0:06:35.720 --> 0:06:40.359 really struggling to protect the quarterback right now. No Nico Collins. 0:06:40.680 --> 0:06:43.719 Now you don't have Digs out there, so you got 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:48.000 one receiver to throw to. I mean, so the defense 0:06:48.000 --> 0:06:51.479 should dominate for the Jets. And then on the flip side, 0:06:52.160 --> 0:06:54.680 you have all this talent over there. I mean, when 0:06:54.720 --> 0:06:57.760 Mike Williams is not even playing for you, you know, 0:06:57.839 --> 0:07:01.920 I mean, you get Devonte Adams. Garrett Wilson got two 0:07:01.960 --> 0:07:06.000 great backs on paper. You know Aaron Rodgers is at quarterback. 0:07:06.040 --> 0:07:09.359 You should dominate this game, but you don't play it 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:12.960 on paper. And that's why the spread is only a 0:07:13.080 --> 0:07:16.320 point and a half when it should be about you 0:07:16.360 --> 0:07:18.400 know eight, you know seven or eight it looks like. 0:07:19.600 --> 0:07:22.440 And they won by eight twenty one thirteen. So that's 0:07:22.480 --> 0:07:26.280 Rex Ryan from yesterday's show. By the way, Aaron Rodgers 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:29.640 and DeVante Adams hooked up for their seventy seventh touchdown. 0:07:29.640 --> 0:07:32.800 If you combine regular season postseason, that's the most of 0:07:32.840 --> 0:07:35.960 any active passer to receiver combination. 0:07:37.360 --> 0:07:43.360 Whoa stead of the day, Stall of a day, Statuta day, 0:07:43.560 --> 0:07:44.560 Stanta a day. 0:07:45.680 --> 0:07:49.840 This is the stant of the day, Staut of the day. 0:07:49.960 --> 0:07:52.800 Ron to you by Panini America. The official trading cards 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:55.480 of the Dan Patrick Show eight seven seven three DP 0:07:55.640 --> 0:07:59.320 show operators sitting by Tyler taking your phone calls good morning. 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:02.000 If you're watching on Peacock, you can see all of 0:08:02.000 --> 0:08:04.200 this unfold. If you want to see a man with 0:08:04.400 --> 0:08:07.720 one good eye and a flannel patch on his eye, 0:08:08.040 --> 0:08:10.720 you can tune in. Boy, that's a reason to sign 0:08:10.920 --> 0:08:13.840 for Peacock. If I've ever heard one. Also are radio 0:08:13.880 --> 0:08:18.240 affiliates around the country. Dodgers have their parade today. We'll 0:08:18.320 --> 0:08:20.800 discuss that. A lot of football coming up this weekend, 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:23.440 you know. Going back to the Jets, the reason why 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:26.520 I think this is a frustrating win is they should 0:08:26.560 --> 0:08:30.240 be this team. They should be five and four. At worse, 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:34.719 they're three and six. At five and four, you're formidable. 0:08:35.120 --> 0:08:38.439 At three and six, you're kind of like the Bengals. 0:08:38.559 --> 0:08:41.960 You have no room for error, and the Bengals should 0:08:42.000 --> 0:08:44.600 be a really good team. Now you start to look 0:08:44.640 --> 0:08:47.320 at some of these teams, are the Bengals as seller? 0:08:48.640 --> 0:08:50.640 That's what I want to know. You get to this point, 0:08:50.720 --> 0:08:54.360 the importance of this week's games on who's going to 0:08:54.400 --> 0:08:56.720 be buying and who's going to be selling. That's what 0:08:56.760 --> 0:08:59.000 I'm going to keep an eye on, all right, Seaton 0:08:59.040 --> 0:09:01.640 Poll question today, what are we starting now with? 0:09:01.760 --> 0:09:04.199 We're not playing buyer seller today, are we? 0:09:06.120 --> 0:09:06.200 No? 0:09:06.320 --> 0:09:09.880 I don't think so. I think we're playing in or out? Yes, 0:09:10.440 --> 0:09:12.680 and the most must win game of the weekend. 0:09:12.880 --> 0:09:16.520 Okay, because I've been right now my brain only processes 0:09:16.600 --> 0:09:19.480 things in terms of segments. So as soon as you 0:09:19.520 --> 0:09:21.640 say something like whoa wait, is that a segment that 0:09:21.640 --> 0:09:22.600 we're doing right now? 0:09:22.760 --> 0:09:24.120 Are we doing well? 0:09:24.240 --> 0:09:27.160 When I was at ESPN, everything had to have a name, 0:09:27.320 --> 0:09:29.720 like the segment had to have a name if you 0:09:29.800 --> 0:09:31.200 were going to bring in an analyst. 0:09:31.440 --> 0:09:35.560 Kind of great, Yeah, well it's kind of great. 0:09:35.640 --> 0:09:38.840 Yeah, the Corps Light six pack of questions, that's what's 0:09:38.840 --> 0:09:40.040 why that that's great? 0:09:40.160 --> 0:09:40.439 I know. 0:09:40.920 --> 0:09:44.520 And you bring in John Clayton or Sean Sulisbury And 0:09:44.800 --> 0:09:46.720 here's John Clayton, our course light. 0:09:46.640 --> 0:09:51.280 Six pack of questions. We're calling four downs? All right? 0:09:51.320 --> 0:09:52.920 What what are we starting now with? 0:09:53.280 --> 0:09:56.679 Well, I think over compensating because he's missing an hour 0:09:56.720 --> 0:09:58.480 of the show tyed to sentim pull questions. 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:03.439 I don't like the over compensation, Todd. I want you 0:10:03.559 --> 0:10:04.920 to be the same every day. 0:10:04.760 --> 0:10:05.880 I think I am. I'm not. 0:10:06.160 --> 0:10:07.400 Every Day's the super Bowl. 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:08.880 Few days ago, I thought I sent like four or 0:10:08.880 --> 0:10:11.040 five pool questions. I'm getting to bed rap here. 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:13.480 But the super Bowl doesn't end an hour early. 0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:14.400 It doesn't. 0:10:14.600 --> 0:10:17.199 Yeah, I don't think this is a radular habit with 0:10:17.240 --> 0:10:20.280 me when I'm looking for ways to shock my responsibilities 0:10:20.320 --> 0:10:22.000 on how I can be here at the minimal number 0:10:22.000 --> 0:10:23.440 of hours possible or anything like that. 0:10:23.520 --> 0:10:25.600 You painted this picture of like any chance you get. 0:10:25.600 --> 0:10:27.640 You're looking for an hour off here, a day off there. 0:10:27.760 --> 0:10:31.000 Oh my god, you're flying around, you're visiting your kids 0:10:31.000 --> 0:10:32.839 in college once in a while. 0:10:32.880 --> 0:10:33.520 You look a guest. 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:37.280 Are you that sad a little bit? Oh? 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:37.760 God? 0:10:38.800 --> 0:10:39.760 Because I got a thousand? 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:40.040 Sweet? 0:10:40.040 --> 0:10:41.840 Why don't you stick up for yourself? There's such bullies? 0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:43.520 What do you take that stuff? And then I'm like, 0:10:43.600 --> 0:10:45.720 I don't know. I think it's joking around. 0:10:45.720 --> 0:10:47.439 I guess reading social media should help this. 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:51.160 P Yeah, don't read social media. 0:10:51.960 --> 0:10:53.480 Why is it giving you so much crap for taking 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:55.080 an hour off? You're always here. 0:10:57.440 --> 0:10:58.079 Two in the morning. 0:10:58.160 --> 0:10:59.880 Where where did we come up with the voice? 0:10:59.880 --> 0:11:00.000 Here? 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:02.120 People are tweeting that at you, But Todd, you're always 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:03.360 sending emails at two in the morning. 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:05.959 How did they know you're tweeting? 0:11:06.000 --> 0:11:07.960 It was just you know? 0:11:08.040 --> 0:11:09.199 But what's with the voice? 0:11:09.720 --> 0:11:10.960 I know we all have a we all. 0:11:10.920 --> 0:11:12.920 Do like a voice of what we think a caller 0:11:13.000 --> 0:11:14.679 sounds like, or someone on social media about the first 0:11:14.720 --> 0:11:16.400 one to come up with this is my voice for 0:11:16.520 --> 0:11:17.000 that thing? 0:11:17.240 --> 0:11:21.120 Okay, you know I was joking with you when I 0:11:21.200 --> 0:11:21.800 wasn't sure. 0:11:21.679 --> 0:11:23.960 When you brought up fourteen different times over in over 0:11:24.000 --> 0:11:25.719 a half hour period, about that I have to leave 0:11:25.760 --> 0:11:26.240 an hour early. 0:11:26.720 --> 0:11:28.800 After the eleventh one, I'm thinking, maybe he's a little pissed. 0:11:28.840 --> 0:11:30.280 Wait, you have to leave an hour early. 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:31.560 I have to leave at eleven. I sent h about 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:34.480 fifteen emails about that. In the case there's no confusion. 0:11:34.080 --> 0:11:35.000 Or there is. 0:11:35.320 --> 0:11:39.280 I mean, I gotta admit Todd sent sent about fifteen 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:39.800 emails of it. 0:11:39.840 --> 0:11:40.880 I didn't see it one time. 0:11:40.960 --> 0:11:42.960 I honestly, I had no idea that he was. 0:11:44.480 --> 0:11:44.720 I did. 0:11:45.000 --> 0:11:46.960 I did hear seat and go, wait, you're leaving an 0:11:46.960 --> 0:11:48.720 hour I really had no idea. 0:11:49.800 --> 0:11:51.360 It was on the show today, What's happening? 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:56.480 Paulie nearly died his eye nearly died. 0:11:56.520 --> 0:11:58.360 There you go, okay, and he's here. 0:11:58.800 --> 0:11:59.319 That's true. 0:11:59.520 --> 0:12:04.480 I had ramatic invasive shoulder surgery, not a procedure, and 0:12:04.559 --> 0:12:05.920 I'm here, thankfully. 0:12:05.920 --> 0:12:07.640 I danced between the rain drops. When it comes to 0:12:07.679 --> 0:12:08.560 health things my whole life. 0:12:08.920 --> 0:12:13.080 Marvin right out of getting surgery on his mouth comes 0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:13.679 right back. 0:12:14.920 --> 0:12:17.359 I mean, that's what this show is really about. 0:12:18.320 --> 0:12:19.839 I went to the dentist the other day. 0:12:20.080 --> 0:12:20.760 Yeah, how'd you do? 0:12:20.960 --> 0:12:21.000 It? 0:12:22.720 --> 0:12:24.760 Did pretty well? Yeah, they were a little rough with 0:12:24.800 --> 0:12:26.559 the fluss a little rougher than I would have liked. 0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:30.200 But this is toughening me. This is what everybody does. 0:12:30.280 --> 0:12:32.440 Ton you pitch in, it's a team. 0:12:33.000 --> 0:12:34.200 I'm gonna do the whole team thing. 0:12:34.880 --> 0:12:35.200 Yeah. 0:12:35.400 --> 0:12:36.800 You guys knew that about me a lot of time. 0:12:36.840 --> 0:12:37.679 I do. 0:12:37.840 --> 0:12:38.520 It's all about me. 0:12:39.040 --> 0:12:43.000 But God is going to uh cram three hours of 0:12:43.040 --> 0:12:44.920 content into two hours today. 0:12:45.360 --> 0:12:46.000 We're gonna try. 0:12:46.200 --> 0:12:49.599 Okay, it's great to have you. Great to have there 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:52.000 for two thirds of the show. Yeah, full line. You 0:12:52.040 --> 0:12:54.920 know you get paid for two thirds of the show. Yeah. 0:12:55.080 --> 0:12:56.079 Oh yeah, I'll have. 0:12:56.000 --> 0:12:57.720 To scratch a couple of nickels together and make rent. 0:12:57.800 --> 0:12:58.760 But that's unfortunately. 0:12:59.000 --> 0:13:03.720 Wow ah wow, Todd. Wow. 0:13:04.720 --> 0:13:08.040 For somebody who professes to be funny, you don't have 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:08.880 a sense of humor. 0:13:08.960 --> 0:13:10.920 I don't, and I get sensitive about certain things. 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:11.200 I know. 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:13.319 I felt guilty from day one when I found out 0:13:13.320 --> 0:13:15.000 that I got to go to this thing, or I 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:16.880 chose to go to this thing, and it was gonna 0:13:17.000 --> 0:13:18.520 be I have to catch a flight at one o'clock 0:13:18.559 --> 0:13:20.640 at an airport that's like over an hour from here, 0:13:20.720 --> 0:13:22.200 and I'm like, oh, the first thing I thought of 0:13:22.360 --> 0:13:23.880 instead of any kind of joy about going. 0:13:23.960 --> 0:13:26.640 It's like, oh, I gotta tell Dan and I gotta leave. 0:13:26.440 --> 0:13:28.920 Early, and that's that's going to be a wonderful conversation 0:13:29.000 --> 0:13:30.479 to have, which is unfortunate. 0:13:30.160 --> 0:13:32.760 That I have to like the field that But you 0:13:32.880 --> 0:13:35.240 feel that I do, yeah, And. 0:13:35.200 --> 0:13:37.240 I think you feel that because you've mentioned it many times. 0:13:37.240 --> 0:13:39.320 But I didn't know when joking becomes serious. 0:13:39.600 --> 0:13:41.679 I don't know. I have to do better with reading 0:13:41.720 --> 0:13:42.839 the room. I guess. 0:13:43.400 --> 0:13:46.480 No, it's not gonna happen after twenty twenty plus years, 0:13:46.520 --> 0:13:49.599 it's not going to happen that gets done. But I 0:13:50.080 --> 0:13:52.599 think you know, there are a lot of comedians or 0:13:52.640 --> 0:13:54.559 guys who think they're comedians who don't have a good 0:13:54.559 --> 0:13:55.240 sense of humor. 0:13:56.000 --> 0:13:56.520 That's true. 0:13:56.640 --> 0:13:58.800 Yeah, so just laugh. It's okay. 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:00.600 I gotta lighten up a little bit, Todd. 0:14:00.640 --> 0:14:02.400 I nearly died on the operating table. 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:04.200 You got a very big bruise that you showed us 0:14:04.200 --> 0:14:05.040 a few times on your arm. 0:14:05.160 --> 0:14:10.440 Yes, yes, I mean it's amazing. We were gonna get 0:14:10.440 --> 0:14:12.440 a cee an eye dog. Maybe a cane for him. 0:14:12.480 --> 0:14:15.080 Oh, that'd be nice, Yes, a nice wooden old cane. 0:14:15.120 --> 0:14:15.559 That'd be nice. 0:14:15.640 --> 0:14:18.080 Yes, the doctor did give me these, and I thought 0:14:18.080 --> 0:14:20.520 they were a decent prop. These are the kind of 0:14:20.520 --> 0:14:23.400 those blue blocker glasses they give to older folks, Like, 0:14:23.960 --> 0:14:27.360 are those terminator going a little terminator like terminator at 0:14:27.360 --> 0:14:27.760 the mall? 0:14:28.280 --> 0:14:30.000 But you're not gonna wear them like you just had 0:14:30.040 --> 0:14:31.400 your cataracts done exactly. 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:34.280 These are cataracts. These are the cataracts of glasses. 0:14:34.400 --> 0:14:38.800 Not the Cadillac right cataract. Are you gonna wear them? 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:39.040 Like? 0:14:39.080 --> 0:14:41.400 I'm looking for content? You gotta be honest to you. 0:14:41.400 --> 0:14:41.880 You told me that. 0:14:42.960 --> 0:14:44.760 See he's not kidding when we talked the other day, 0:14:45.000 --> 0:14:46.360 but no one here is kidding. 0:14:46.400 --> 0:14:48.560 Yeah, we've all been. Dan checked on me. 0:14:48.720 --> 0:14:51.040 He had nice thoughts and prayers and then he goes, 0:14:51.040 --> 0:14:52.040 what are we doing Friday? 0:14:52.040 --> 0:14:52.480 For content? 0:14:52.520 --> 0:14:53.760 What are we going to patch? 0:14:54.000 --> 0:14:56.800 Are we doing? Can we get something better? I did say, 0:14:57.320 --> 0:14:59.080 are we having patch Friday? Right right? 0:14:59.160 --> 0:15:02.000 And goes yeah, Like I said, yes, it's patch, and 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:05.200 he goes, well, I got terminator sunglasses and he said, hey, switch, 0:15:05.360 --> 0:15:05.840 I love it. 0:15:06.120 --> 0:15:09.920 There was the the pump fake was tough the like, 0:15:09.960 --> 0:15:12.800 because we all thought that it was Paul's a good eye. Yes, 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:14.960 And now I was crushed for him. I was like, 0:15:15.000 --> 0:15:16.720 oh my gosh, this is just af. 0:15:16.480 --> 0:15:18.720 Well, that would have been not no joking around if 0:15:18.720 --> 0:15:20.160 it was the good eye, it would have been. 0:15:21.720 --> 0:15:24.560 What makes it so weird, though, is that we're all like, 0:15:24.600 --> 0:15:26.680 oh my gosh, like I hope he's okay, you know, 0:15:26.800 --> 0:15:29.800 like legit concerned, and then all of a sudden there's like, 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:31.680 oh no, it turns out it was a blind eye. 0:15:31.680 --> 0:15:34.480 I We're like, oh, that's fine, So what's the problem. 0:15:34.800 --> 0:15:37.240 It is right, you're blinds are blind? 0:15:37.280 --> 0:15:40.440 Who cares? It is a lot less bad than bad? 0:15:40.800 --> 0:15:42.640 Is your blind eyes more blind than what are we 0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:47.680 feeling bad for? Get back to work? Hell cares, goes 0:15:47.960 --> 0:15:50.720 h he can't zoom. Oh I'm sorry, so I guess 0:15:50.800 --> 0:15:52.920 what that means? You can't type if you have a 0:15:52.920 --> 0:15:53.600 blind eye. 0:15:53.680 --> 0:15:56.800 Sorry, Unfortunately the doctor said eyes closed two days. 0:15:58.000 --> 0:16:00.640 What your mouth is closed to? Or? Do you see 0:16:00.640 --> 0:16:01.400 what's happening? 0:16:01.920 --> 0:16:06.040 We're picking on Paulie, but he didn't helashed back. 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:06.840 He didn't, you know. 0:16:06.920 --> 0:16:08.320 And they'll be picking on me in the third hour 0:16:08.360 --> 0:16:12.960 as well. 0:16:14.200 --> 0:16:16.080 Social media is killing me right now. 0:16:16.440 --> 0:16:18.520 They said you send emails at two in the morning, 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:19.320 that's dedication. 0:16:19.480 --> 0:16:21.480 Okay, I'm gonna be on my boat and Coasta Rica 0:16:21.480 --> 0:16:21.840 at Oliver. 0:16:22.120 --> 0:16:23.320 How about we take a break. 0:16:24.080 --> 0:16:26.520 What, Paul, do you like the glass? 0:16:26.560 --> 0:16:30.200 I think it's a Tom Cruise, risky business with a 0:16:30.240 --> 0:16:34.080 little bit of Schwarzenegger, a mall walking, you know, terminator stuff. 0:16:34.120 --> 0:16:36.720 Yes, Mark, kind of a fear and loathing in Las Vegas. 0:16:36.840 --> 0:16:43.520 Look, okay, Jonathan Depp? Okay, Jonathan for no one. I 0:16:43.560 --> 0:16:45.600 want to go by John Jonathan. You know, I want 0:16:45.600 --> 0:16:47.200 to change the vibe around me. 0:16:47.880 --> 0:16:48.040 Yeah. 0:16:48.080 --> 0:16:50.200 I don't want to be Johnny Depp. I'm Jonathan Depp, 0:16:50.360 --> 0:16:54.720 sends out a press release moment on how about we 0:16:54.760 --> 0:16:57.680 take a break here. We accomplished an awful lot here. 0:17:00.520 --> 0:17:02.600 Nobody else applauded with you. 0:17:02.640 --> 0:17:03.920 Mark, you can barely hear my hands. 0:17:04.840 --> 0:17:08.600