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Speaker 1: gonna start posting the rest. All tickets, all information is

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Speaker 1: But I'll post everything on my side, and YadA, YadA, YadA.

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Speaker 1: I mean, what a great stripper name. That's a great strep.

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Speaker 1: That's like some Megan the Stallion, or like a real

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Speaker 1: stripper like in Atlanta, Florida, Pensacola, Florida, you know, Houston.

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Speaker 1: late great Ted Demi. Holy shit, I'll never forget that.

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Speaker 1: When we were doing a press for Beautiful Girls. We

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Speaker 1: were staying in this ill hotel in Houston. Never really

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Speaker 1: spent any time in Houston. Shout out to him man

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Speaker 1: O G. Paul Wall, and shout out to the suit boss,

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Speaker 1: But yeah, when I was down there, uh and in Houston, Yo,

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Speaker 1: what strip clubs should do. They should have an ordained

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Speaker 1: women I don't want to get my wife, she come

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Speaker 1: in here. They would marry women in the motherfucking strip club.

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Speaker 1: That would be ill if strip clubs started having ordained

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Speaker 1: ministers people that can marry. Is it ministered? Whatever? Ordained people?

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Speaker 1: I'm ordained. I did one wedding anyway, how did I

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Speaker 1: even you know? Oh the throat goat that throat goat um. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: throat goat um. What else I gotta talk about? The

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Speaker 1: playoffs and fantasy football are coming. I am ready to

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Speaker 1: And unfortunately, oh fuck, unfortunately, Rappaport's Delight a k A

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Speaker 1: And the reason why we got bumped out of the

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Speaker 1: that sloppy, big tooth, rotten mouth banana boat Booie. Him

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Speaker 1: and his big teeth beat us in our last matchup.

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Speaker 1: Rotten tooth Bob Bob Bowie finished sixth in points, but

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Speaker 1: we don't make the playoffs in the Howard Stern Fantasy

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Speaker 1: Football League. It's embarrassing. It reminds me of the time

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Speaker 1: when we we lost to him. I believe in the

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Speaker 1: playoffs and discussed it on the I Am Wrapp Reports

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Speaker 1: Stereo podcast, and and I'll be honest now that I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about it, I feel the emotion and the feelings

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Speaker 1: coming up. The shame, the embarrassment, the humiliation to lose

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Speaker 1: two that horse tooth jackass, that dirty, disgusting, miserable monkey

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Speaker 1: face gorilla Bob Bob Boye. But the game's must go on.

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Speaker 1: Rapp reports Delight is competing high end deep deep deep

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Speaker 1: after achieving our third high score in the Money League

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Speaker 1: with Jah Rule, Joe Button, Okay, c C. Sabathia, My

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Speaker 1: Team of JumboTron, Josh Allen, Nimble, Naji Harris, Smoking, Joe Mixing,

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Speaker 1: Tyler the Rocket, Locket, kJ the Bomber, Osborne, Noah, the Arc,

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Speaker 1: and the Titans d Fantastic Performance were playoff bound and

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Speaker 1: ready for anything. Ready to rock, ready to roll. I

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Speaker 1: just need my guy, Adam. I've got a feel in.

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Speaker 1: Guess that tonight's gonna be a good night. That tonight's

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Speaker 1: gonna be a good night. I gotta feel in. I

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Speaker 1: need him right, I need Damien the hit Man Harris

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Speaker 1: right along with fan of see football, the regular season

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Speaker 1: is kicking like Freddie Krueger. Somehow, someway, the Patriots are

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Speaker 1: back to haunt and disrupt your dreams of winning the

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Speaker 1: Super Bowl. We all knew that Mac Jones was gonna

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Speaker 1: be something coming out of Alabama, but Jesus Christ, he

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Speaker 1: only threw the ball three times. The other day last

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Speaker 1: week versus the Bills, and they still won three times.

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Speaker 1: New England Patriots. These fox Just when you thought, oh,

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Speaker 1: I don't hate him as much as I used to,

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Speaker 1: once they start winning, you're like, it doesn't matter who's there.

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Speaker 1: I just don't like them. They've won seven in a row,

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Speaker 1: eight of their last nine. They had a bye week

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Speaker 1: this week, and they're on top of the a f

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Speaker 1: C at nine and for nipping nipping at them is

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Speaker 1: the Tennessee Titans and the Kansas City Chiefs. The Patriots

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Speaker 1: are playing the Colts Saturday. Yo, this is where were

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Speaker 1: you know football is on Saturday? You know it's real, guys.

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Speaker 1: When NFL football all starts to play mid December on Saturday,

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Speaker 1: that's when it's chips on the table. And then they

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Speaker 1: play the Bills again and the jagguers at home, and

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Speaker 1: they finish up in Miami. I hate these motherfucker's. Also,

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Speaker 1: I want to give a shout out to Urban Meyer

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Speaker 1: for being the very worst rookie head coach in recent memory.

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Speaker 1: Way to go, man, Mr College, take that goofy ship

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Speaker 1: back to college football. Urban Meyer. You're not that dude.

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Speaker 1: You're just not built for the NFL take that ship

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Speaker 1: back to college football. But how can college football players

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Speaker 1: really respect urban Meyer when they're like, maybe he just

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Speaker 1: don't know what the funk he's doing. Mush face Meyer

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Speaker 1: looks cooked on the yard and his team quit on him.

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Speaker 1: The Titans, they finished their season by playing at Pittsburgh

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Speaker 1: home for San Francisco, Miami and then Houston Kansas City,

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Speaker 1: who looks like they're back. You know, I'm not surprised

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Speaker 1: they're back. They're peaking. The championship offense, the defense, the Travis,

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Speaker 1: the my Homeboy, the whole, the whole song and dance

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Speaker 1: is rocking and rolling. I think when the playoffs are

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Speaker 1: lining up, the Chiefs are gonna get the home field

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Speaker 1: advantage and they're playing Herbert with the good hair and

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Speaker 1: the Chargers this week in Los Angeles, which I got.

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Speaker 1: A friend of mine who also went to that stadium

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Speaker 1: said that stadium is ill in l A. Also, the

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Speaker 1: cults are playing good. Nobody's talking about the cold Jolton.

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Speaker 1: Jonathan Taylor's up for m v P of Fantasy and

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Speaker 1: Real Life Football. But I'm telling you right now, Jumbo

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Speaker 1: Josh Allen and the Buffalo Bills and and I funk

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Speaker 1: with them. You gotta get it right. You played very

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Speaker 1: well versus Tampa Bay, but very well don't mean shit.

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Speaker 1: Very well means nothing. A lost where you played well

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Speaker 1: means nothing. They've been hot, they've been cold. I even

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Speaker 1: called the Dust Brothers. I know they were like, huh.

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Speaker 1: I said, I'll cut Josh Allen. I'll put him on

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Speaker 1: the bench. I would never cut him out. I'll cut him. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'll bench him. I know these guys like,

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Speaker 1: what do you tell him? I said, I'll benched this

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Speaker 1: fucking guy. You know, he's had great points, uh the

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Speaker 1: last two weeks, but there's been a couple of weeks.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, Yo, this is supposed to be my m

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Speaker 1: v P Jumbo Josh. The last four games that the

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Speaker 1: the Panthers, the Patriots, the Falcons, and the Jets, so

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Speaker 1: we should see them in the playoffs. But they need

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Speaker 1: to figure out how to run the football. They're gonna

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Speaker 1: be out again. They made the n f C Championship

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Speaker 1: last season. Like I said, they lost a great game

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Speaker 1: to Botox Brady and the Bucks who are ten and three.

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Speaker 1: They have a lock on the NFC Outh. I mean,

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Speaker 1: the Bucks are ridiculous. They need home field because they're

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Speaker 1: nearly unbeatable at home. The schedule is easy, they might

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Speaker 1: grab it. But it's crazy that it looks like we

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Speaker 1: have three teams from the same division that are gonna

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Speaker 1: make the playoffs. The Cardinals, the Rams, the Niners from

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Speaker 1: the NFC West. The NFC Plantfs are going to be

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Speaker 1: a war in the trenches. The a f C playoffs

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Speaker 1: is and always will be fantastic. That's right, I'll say

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Speaker 1: it again. The NFL is and always will be fantastic.

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Speaker 1: The contenders are separating themselves from the pretenders. And I

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Speaker 1: A few weeks ago, my Super Bowl prediction was the

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Speaker 1: Cowboys versus the Bills. But I'm changing that today and

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Speaker 1: I'm sticking to it, of course, unless somebody gets injured.

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Speaker 1: I am now taking a rematch. The Super Bowl will

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Speaker 1: be in Los Angeles, the Stars will be out, the

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Speaker 1: Tampa Bay Buccaneers will be running it back first the

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Speaker 1: Chiefs and Patrick Homeboy, and some of you were saying, Patriots,

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Speaker 1: like this Patriots team, with all due respect, is going

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Speaker 1: to make it out of the a f C. Unlet's say, somehow,

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Speaker 1: just a little bit more high flying. But it's been great,

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Speaker 1: and this is the this is the greatest time of

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Speaker 1: Fantasy Football is jock strap season. Anyway, I'm done. Okay,

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