1 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:08,639 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's finally helping parents keep their 2 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:11,920 Speaker 1: rowdy kids under control with a hot new. 3 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:13,520 Speaker 2: Food item called Sleepables. 4 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:19,000 Speaker 1: Lunchables and Nike will have finally come together to create 5 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:21,840 Speaker 1: a balanced meal with a knockout punch. 6 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:24,720 Speaker 2: Get that peace and quiet you deserve. 7 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:27,840 Speaker 1: With Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news 8 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:30,280 Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except 9 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:33,400 Speaker 1: we've got a laser and those other tired tots just don't. 10 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:35,520 Speaker 3: Nothing like drugging your kids to make life easier. 11 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,800 Speaker 2: Huff, you gotta do what you gotta do. This first 12 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:38,879 Speaker 2: Lazer Stories out of. 13 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:43,000 Speaker 1: Don Caster, England, forty one year old woman named Melanie 14 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,240 Speaker 1: Sheard went on a vacation to Turkey a few years 15 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:48,559 Speaker 1: ago and she met a thirty two year old, dashing 16 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:50,800 Speaker 1: hotel manager named Pablo. 17 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:55,080 Speaker 2: Pablo huh oh yeah. 18 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:57,720 Speaker 1: So they hit it off, started hooking up, and she 19 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:00,040 Speaker 1: kept going back to Turkey over and over. 20 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:03,720 Speaker 2: To see him. I bet she did, and eventually he 21 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:04,760 Speaker 2: proposed to her. 22 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:09,800 Speaker 1: It's adorable, but since she had a lot of money 23 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:13,279 Speaker 1: and he didn't, she paid for her own engagement ring. Okay, 24 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:13,760 Speaker 1: that's fine. 25 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:16,640 Speaker 2: She didn't care though, because they were in love. 26 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:17,320 Speaker 3: That's right. 27 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:20,040 Speaker 2: You know, my dad. 28 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:22,240 Speaker 3: Couldn't afford her wedding ring. He got her the cheapest ring, 29 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:25,199 Speaker 3: and then twenty thirty years later, when he had the money, 30 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:26,920 Speaker 3: he got her like a real ring and they had 31 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:27,840 Speaker 3: a new ceremony. 32 00:01:27,959 --> 00:01:30,760 Speaker 1: I will say they were in love until a few 33 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:34,200 Speaker 1: months ago. What happened when she was reading trip advisor 34 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:38,880 Speaker 1: reviews of Pablo's hotel and she noticed several women talking 35 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:43,199 Speaker 1: about how they got it on with the manager. No wait, 36 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:47,000 Speaker 1: the women went to trip advisor to'll leave that in rite. Yeah, yeah, 37 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:50,840 Speaker 1: with heart emoji's even like, No, the beds were comfy. 38 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:53,320 Speaker 3: I'm gonna start reading yelp a little bit more now. 39 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,200 Speaker 3: Ide was good kiss the host. 40 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:58,360 Speaker 1: Also, there were other reviews that the hotel had bad 41 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:01,360 Speaker 1: service because the manager was never available. 42 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:04,760 Speaker 3: Well, yeah, he's busy with the comment or right below you. 43 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,800 Speaker 1: Yeah. Melanie tracked down some of those women on Facebook. 44 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:11,040 Speaker 1: They all confirmed the stories of Pablo were true. 45 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:13,560 Speaker 2: So she dumped him. 46 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:18,200 Speaker 3: At least she gets to keep her own rings. Yeah, 47 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,840 Speaker 3: he's got the science down. He's making all of them 48 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:21,799 Speaker 3: pay for their own rings. 49 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:22,880 Speaker 2: Makes sense. 50 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:25,480 Speaker 1: Well, now, she says, quote, I never thought trip Advisor 51 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:27,200 Speaker 1: would be where i'd go to find out if my 52 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:31,160 Speaker 1: partner was being unfaithful. But I'm forever glad that I did. 53 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:34,000 Speaker 1: He just wanted me for my money and my five 54 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:34,800 Speaker 1: star reviews. 55 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:36,600 Speaker 3: Wow knocked. 56 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,000 Speaker 2: Next laser story is out of Hawaii. 57 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:45,040 Speaker 1: A woman from Nebraska named Toby Elders trending on social 58 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:48,000 Speaker 1: media right now. She was supposed to get married this month, 59 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:51,160 Speaker 1: but she and her fiance broke up two days before 60 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:51,640 Speaker 1: the wedding. 61 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:57,480 Speaker 3: Laser stories are destroyed relationships. 62 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:59,720 Speaker 2: That's what's happening in the world. But here's a picture 63 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:01,040 Speaker 2: of you can see her. 64 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:04,800 Speaker 3: Oh she looks so happy. Cup of fruit in Hawaii. 65 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:05,920 Speaker 3: I mean that's paradise. 66 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:08,880 Speaker 1: A little sad and broken hearted, Toby decided to go 67 00:03:08,919 --> 00:03:13,440 Speaker 1: on her honeymoon trip to Hawaii anyway and do it solo. 68 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:15,760 Speaker 3: You know what, you know, might as well be crying 69 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:16,519 Speaker 3: on the beach somewhere. 70 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:18,160 Speaker 2: Like can't you bring a girlfriend? 71 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:18,679 Speaker 1: Yeah? 72 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:20,600 Speaker 2: True, Like you gotta filled extra space. 73 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:21,600 Speaker 1: Yeah. 74 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:24,200 Speaker 3: Like, we did an un bachelorette party once for one 75 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:24,880 Speaker 3: of my friends. 76 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:28,079 Speaker 2: What does that mean the guy was cheating on her 77 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:29,919 Speaker 2: and we still party. 78 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:37,640 Speaker 1: Well, we already had the bachelorette party planes for that 79 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:38,640 Speaker 1: all right. 80 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:42,040 Speaker 3: It says like taking and it's just crossed. I was 81 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:42,520 Speaker 3: cheated up. 82 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:46,840 Speaker 1: There was more crying than normal drunk girl, but it 83 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:47,960 Speaker 1: was still a good time. 84 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:49,040 Speaker 3: It was healing well. 85 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:51,200 Speaker 1: Toby was on that page because on the flight over 86 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:54,680 Speaker 1: she cried the whole way as the airline attendants tried 87 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:57,200 Speaker 1: to comfort her with frequent check ins and snacks. 88 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:00,760 Speaker 2: When she got there, she said, she just belt lonely. 89 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:04,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, until her sixty eight year old dad, Robert, texted 90 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:09,640 Speaker 1: her and said this quote, sweetheart, I'm coming. I don't 91 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:15,280 Speaker 1: want you to be there alone, right favor dad. Twenty 92 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:18,200 Speaker 1: four hours later, she posted a video of him walking 93 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:19,200 Speaker 1: out of the airport. 94 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:22,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, this is making me cry. This is the cutest Joe. 95 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,279 Speaker 1: And she wrote, when your heart broke in on what 96 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:28,320 Speaker 1: was supposed to be your dream honeymoon, so your dad 97 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:31,479 Speaker 1: flies two thousand, five hundred miles to hang out with you. 98 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:34,960 Speaker 3: Oh that is beautiful. That would be my dad's worst nightmare. 99 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:37,200 Speaker 3: Like i'llsey, I will not spend thousands of dollars to 100 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:37,920 Speaker 3: come and hug you. 101 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:40,640 Speaker 1: I mean, how many text messages about her dad getting 102 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:43,160 Speaker 1: lost and what airplane we get on in? 103 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:45,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm here five hours earlier. 104 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:48,839 Speaker 1: Ye, no word on if he stayed in that honeymoon 105 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:49,640 Speaker 1: sweet with her. 106 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:53,080 Speaker 3: Let's hope nobody was thinking it still, it would be fine. 107 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:54,839 Speaker 2: It's her daddy. 108 00:04:55,279 --> 00:05:00,159 Speaker 1: But apparently they did some swimming and sightseeing together, and 109 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:02,960 Speaker 1: afterwards Toby said, seeing all the joy and love in 110 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:08,920 Speaker 1: his eyes, that's what took my pain away, Sam, Spam will. 111 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:10,000 Speaker 3: Always take the pain away, Spam. 112 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:11,880 Speaker 2: Let's go to your next laser story. 113 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:16,400 Speaker 1: Out of the cringe cafe. You probably have an opinion 114 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:19,840 Speaker 1: on the sound of nails on a chalkboard, But since 115 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:23,039 Speaker 1: chalkboards aren't exactly common anymore outside of like the trendy 116 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:26,680 Speaker 1: coffee shops, what's something else with the same vibe? 117 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:29,800 Speaker 2: Oh? I know? Immediately a well A. 118 00:05:29,839 --> 00:05:33,679 Speaker 1: Popular publication surveyed hundreds of people asking what's the sound 119 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:37,720 Speaker 1: you hear that instantly makes you angry for no logical reason? 120 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:41,680 Speaker 1: And here are the top ones. Number seven, that ohn 121 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:43,160 Speaker 1: no song on TikTok. 122 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:52,320 Speaker 3: I mostly watched TikTok without the sound on. Yeah. 123 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:56,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been four years and that song is long dead. 124 00:05:56,279 --> 00:05:59,400 Speaker 1: I don't know why people keep posting it. Number six. 125 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,560 Speaker 1: When a fork scrapes across. 126 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:08,279 Speaker 3: A place, it's terrible. Or so we're touching silverware. 127 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:10,200 Speaker 1: I want to fire that person, even if I don't 128 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:14,280 Speaker 1: have any power to do so. Number five smacking while eating. 129 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:18,120 Speaker 2: Is worse for me. 130 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:19,839 Speaker 3: But yes, these. 131 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:21,680 Speaker 1: Are the top sounds that make people angry for no 132 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:26,000 Speaker 1: logical reason, according to a survey. Number four the Microsoft 133 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:29,200 Speaker 1: teams alert, I. 134 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:31,200 Speaker 3: Just hate video calls altogether. 135 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:33,839 Speaker 1: I hate it the sound of somebody wanting you to 136 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:37,040 Speaker 1: like focus and work. Ever since the pandemic, every call 137 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:39,040 Speaker 1: you make has to be a video called, Like, can't 138 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:40,279 Speaker 1: we just talk on the phone. 139 00:06:40,279 --> 00:06:41,600 Speaker 3: I don't want to see your face. 140 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:42,880 Speaker 2: One person said. 141 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:45,279 Speaker 1: The sound of an incoming team's call puts me into 142 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:46,400 Speaker 1: flight or fight mode. 143 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:47,760 Speaker 2: Checks out. 144 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:50,760 Speaker 1: Number three the chirp of a dying battery and a 145 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:51,680 Speaker 1: smoke detector. 146 00:06:51,839 --> 00:06:54,599 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and why is it only at two in 147 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:57,200 Speaker 3: the morning we're working radio. 148 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:58,960 Speaker 1: I could have put that sound into the system, but 149 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,880 Speaker 1: I didn't want to punch anybody in the face. Number 150 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:06,760 Speaker 1: two microwaves that keep beeping after you've opened the door. 151 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:07,359 Speaker 2: Yeah. 152 00:07:08,839 --> 00:07:09,359 Speaker 3: Automatic. 153 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:14,760 Speaker 1: And the number one annoying sound that makes people irrationally 154 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:18,040 Speaker 1: upset styrofoam rubbing on styrofoam. 155 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:20,560 Speaker 2: Oh my god, jack. 156 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:22,960 Speaker 1: Shot. 157 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:27,040 Speaker 2: I hate people seriously, that's not styrofoam. 158 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:30,120 Speaker 3: I don't care it made a styrofoam, and then it's 159 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:31,840 Speaker 3: like the styrophone when you have to pull it out 160 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:33,960 Speaker 3: of the cardboard box. Oh my god. 161 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:36,480 Speaker 1: One person from the survey said, just thinking about that 162 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:42,600 Speaker 1: sound makes my teeth and brain hurts. And there Sure, 163 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:44,960 Speaker 1: I'm with you on that, But what about a guy 164 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:51,480 Speaker 1: rubbing himself onto styrofoam. I mean, if it makes him happy, 165 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:55,160 Speaker 1: then let him do it. That's the sound of a 166 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:58,360 Speaker 1: turtle going crazy in a little package of packing team, 167 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:03,480 Speaker 1: I said, And that is I say, let him be himself. Yeah, 168 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:06,240 Speaker 1: that means Laser Stories has come to an end for 169 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:06,560 Speaker 1: the day. 170 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:10,200 Speaker 2: We'll do it same time on Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey 171 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:10,800 Speaker 2: in the morning.