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Speaker 1: On the Jordan Harbinger Show, You'll hear amazing stories from

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Speaker 1: people that have lived them, from spies to CEOs, even

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Speaker 1: an undercover agent who infiltrated the Gambino crime family. You're

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Speaker 1: about to hear a preview of The Jordan Harbinger Show

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Speaker 1: with Jack Garcia, who did just that. My career was

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Speaker 1: twenty four out of twenty six years was solely dedicated

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Speaker 1: working on the cover. I walk in, I'm in the bar.

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Speaker 1: How there's a bar made? Dare good looking young lady

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Speaker 1: see serving me? Joey, Hey, what would you like? I

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Speaker 1: usually my frank was give me a kettle, one martini,

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Speaker 1: three olives, class of water on the side. I finished

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Speaker 1: the drink. The guys come in. I'm gonna go go

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Speaker 1: in my pocket, take out the big wad of money. Hey, am,

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Speaker 1: I give her one hundred hours. If you're with the mob,

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Speaker 1: I say, hey, Jordan, you're on record with us. That

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Speaker 1: means we protect you. Nobody could shake you down. We

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Speaker 1: could shake you down. Oh, you're on record with us.

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Speaker 1: For more on how Jack became so trusted in the

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Speaker 1: highest levels of the Gambino organization, check out episode three

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Speaker 1: ninety two of the Jordan Harbinger Show. This is the

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. When it comes to monsters in human form?

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Speaker 1: Are you in nature or nurture? Believer when it comes

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Speaker 1: to such things, or a mixture of both. But that's

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Speaker 1: kind of a cop out, isn't it. I think we

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Speaker 1: all agree it's some mixture of both. But what do

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Speaker 1: you believe? Are you born bad? Are you made bad?

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Speaker 1: Are you somebody right down the line? And then a

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Speaker 1: little nature can push you this way or a little

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Speaker 1: nurture can push you that way. I asked these questions

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Speaker 1: about historical figures. I asked these questions about myself. I

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Speaker 1: asked these questions about cops in criminals. I've told you

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Speaker 1: this before, I'll repeat it again. Cops are a different breed.

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Speaker 1: As you know, I'm a big fan, big fan, as

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Speaker 1: much as I actually dislike so many of the laws

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Speaker 1: and I dislike you know, obviously there are bad cops

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Speaker 1: I know what it's like to walk through the muck

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Speaker 1: of society and then get judged for how you do it.

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Speaker 1: It just sucks. But a cop will tell you in private.

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Speaker 1: I've had more than one tell me this in private.

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Speaker 1: If you find a cop with a specialty in something,

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Speaker 1: there is a very good chance that cop has some

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Speaker 1: kind of an inclination towards that has chosen to go

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Speaker 1: the other direction, maybe battle against it, but his fascination

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Speaker 1: with it makes him better at stopping it. More than

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Speaker 1: one auto theft cop out there boosted one when he

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Speaker 1: was a kid. It's true. I had a personal dealing

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Speaker 1: to say about that. He was nearing retirement, relatively young guy.

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Speaker 1: I think he was in his forties, nearing retirement, had

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Speaker 1: been a narcotics cop forever. And think about what a

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Speaker 1: think about the life he's lived. And we were just

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Speaker 1: you gonna do with retirement? He said, Oh gosh, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna fish and smoke weed all day. It's different, right,

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Speaker 1: different way of thinking. If I were to ask you

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Speaker 1: pretty sure some pornography company made a movie about him

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Speaker 1: all accounts, the guy was a monster. But back to

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Speaker 1: the nature nurture thing. Can you excuse it? Does it

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Speaker 1: the things he did. I'll elaborate on a few as

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Speaker 1: On top of being my favorite person in history, probably

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Speaker 1: prided themselves so much on being post king. You know,

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Speaker 1: Julius Caesar comes along, As is often the case, Julius

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Speaker 1: Caesar is a uniquely incredible talented human beings. So if

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Speaker 1: a man that put up with crap. He is, however,

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Speaker 1: I'm the emperor, but man, you are a senator and

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do all the stuff I want to do instead.

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Speaker 1: But boy, we are equals, pretty much equals. You would

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Speaker 1: with this right now, allow me to offer you a

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Speaker 1: And I am only telling you not to do it

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Speaker 1: not publicly embarrass somebody by name, ever, under any circumstances,

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Speaker 1: I know you're confused about what I mean. Here, I'll explain,

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Speaker 1: and then i'll continue on in just to say I

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Speaker 1: make an enemy for life, something Mike will never forget.

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Speaker 1: Or you can walk down to the hall, knock on

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Speaker 1: the Persian Golf War, Norman Schwartzgolf at general. Everybody remembers

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Speaker 1: So the guys around Caligula as he's dying falls into

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Speaker 1: their seats. But okay, he's dying. What should I be doing?

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Speaker 1: This is how I make my living, this is what

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Speaker 1: to get sidetracked with it. Caligula doesn't die. Caligula comes

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Speaker 1: Many people believe something mentally broke in Caligula while he

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Speaker 1: the way back. Whatever came out of that was not

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Speaker 1: Go in, put them down, get in there, clear out

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Speaker 1: all the gunk whatever these fancy schmancy doctors do, put

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Speaker 1: some complaints from the wife. He's really changed, and not

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Speaker 1: necessarily for the better. Something This is just my complete

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Speaker 1: I do believe something changed in Caligula from this coma

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Speaker 1: when you look at his conduct before and after, because

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Speaker 1: the monster we know of today, he is the paranoid, scared, cruel,

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Speaker 1: beyond belief monster we know of today, bordering on insane.

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Speaker 1: He had already almost bankrupted Rome. He comes out of

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Speaker 1: the coma, he promptly has the men slaughtered who were

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Speaker 1: plotting the next emperor. He now seems to and I'm

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Speaker 1: sure some of this came from childhood too, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: He now seems to really enjoy human suffering in a

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Speaker 1: way people don't. People shouldn't human suffering. They would they

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Speaker 1: would feed cattle to the animals. That took place in

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Speaker 1: would animals would fight humans, and animals would fight other animals,

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Speaker 1: lions and tigers and bears and so on and so forth. Well,

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Speaker 1: you have to feed a lion when you're keeping it

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Speaker 1: in cactivity captivity. Well, Caligula's really one of the first

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Speaker 1: ones who decided, well, why we have all these prisoners,

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Speaker 1: I don't love that. I'm sure you don't love that,

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Speaker 1: two rows of them for three miles across the water. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it took like all the boats in Rome, the military

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Speaker 1: rows of boats. Now what was he doing with this?

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Speaker 1: rode back and forth across the bridge. He not only

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Speaker 1: banquets set up for him along the way with senators

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Speaker 1: and he laughed and laughed and laughed as he watched

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Speaker 1: them drowned in the water. And if you thought that

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Speaker 1: was the end of this man's cruelty to man, oh

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Speaker 1: you have another thing coming. And then there was all

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Speaker 1: this business about a horse. Well, you see, Caligula thought

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Speaker 1: he was a god and thought he could appoint whoever

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Speaker 1: he wanted to be a senator. Hey, the Jesse Kelly show.

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Speaker 1: This is the Jesse Kelly show. Caligula either loved his

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Speaker 1: horse or loved making life miserable for the senators, or both.

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Speaker 1: He essentially built his horse a palace. He fed his

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Speaker 1: horse wine and flakes of gold in the oats. I'm

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Speaker 1: not making this up. He created a luxury robe for

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Speaker 1: the horse and made the horse a Roman senator. In fact,

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Speaker 1: he sent it to the Senate. He befriended actors. Now

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Speaker 1: you and I have a hard time wrapping our mind

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Speaker 1: around this. Although I don't like the Roman system when

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Speaker 1: it comes to this, Rome very much understood human nature.

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Speaker 1: They understood the nature of actors. Although I have a

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Speaker 1: couple of actors who are friends of mine. You see

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Speaker 1: here in America, we worship these people and they always

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Speaker 1: have these public opinions, and they're thought of as being

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Speaker 1: these high society people. Right in Rome, actors were thought

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Speaker 1: of as not even second class, third class citizens, on

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Speaker 1: the same level as pimps and prostitutes. I'm not exaggerating.

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Speaker 1: It was considered to be a public scandal if somebody

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Speaker 1: from the Roman nobility, anybody, senator, emperor, anybody, was seen

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Speaker 1: talking to an actor. You weren't supposed to speak to

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Speaker 1: those people. What are you crazy? Those people were insane.

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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, they can act. That's entertaining. We'll go

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Speaker 1: enjoy the play, but I'm not going to speak to them.

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Speaker 1: Colligua Love Caligula appointed himself god. Caligula begin to fall

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Speaker 1: out of favor with the people because he would take

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Speaker 1: statues of the Roman gods like Jupiter, and he would

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Speaker 1: have the statues of the gods. The people worship the statues.

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Speaker 1: I know they're idiots, but people worship the statues. He

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Speaker 1: would have them cut off the heads of the statues

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Speaker 1: and place his own face on the statue, his own

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Speaker 1: head on statues of Jupiter and others, so people would

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Speaker 1: only worship him. At one point, he's hanging out with

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Speaker 1: an actor, which he's not supposed to do. He's already

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Speaker 1: really hated by this point by the Senate, walks by

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Speaker 1: a statue of Jupiter, asks the actor who is the

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Speaker 1: greater God himself or Jupiter? The actor the friend of Caligula.

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Speaker 1: Actor takes too long to answer the question, and Caligula

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Speaker 1: has him him whipped to death in front of him.

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Speaker 1: The whole time, as you can imagine, the actors begging

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Speaker 1: for his life Caligula. Caligula critiques the actor's performance and

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Speaker 1: voice as he's dying. One final story, I will tell

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Speaker 1: you before we get to the end here. I'll be

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Speaker 1: as delicate as humanly possible on this one. As I said,

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Speaker 1: Caligula hated senators. The senators hated Caligula. Nevertheless, they were

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Speaker 1: forced to do what he wanted. He is emperor, after all,

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Speaker 1: and he would throw these big banquets and invite them over.

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Speaker 1: He had at least one big banquet. He invited all

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Speaker 1: these senators over. While they're sitting around food and drinks,

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Speaker 1: Caligula tells one of the senator's wives to join him

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Speaker 1: in the next room, where they enjoy each other loudly,

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Speaker 1: right next door to the party, to make sure everybody

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Speaker 1: can hear. Think of the uncomfortable humiliation everybody in the

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Speaker 1: room is feeling at this point in time. Let alone.

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Speaker 1: The husband then goes right back to the party and

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Speaker 1: discusses the activities with everybody at the party. Madman. Now

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Speaker 1: we get to how did it all end for Caligula. Well,

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Speaker 1: let's talk about another person very briefly before we wrap

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Speaker 1: up here today. His name was Cassius Cheria. Cassius Charia

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Speaker 1: was a warrior's warrior, came up through the legion's promotion

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Speaker 1: after promotion after promotion. This is a human being, bad dude.

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Speaker 1: You remember Germanicus Colligilus. Father Cassius Cherrya fought under Germanicus,

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Speaker 1: and he fought German tribes and he got pelts on

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Speaker 1: the wall. This was a killer. Roman legionnaires were maybe

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Speaker 1: the finest soldiers who ever lived. They were drilled and

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Speaker 1: drilled and drilled and drilled boot camp alone was four months.

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Speaker 1: My boot camp in the Marine Corps, which is the

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Speaker 1: hardest boot camp of the armed services, was only a

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Speaker 1: little over three four months. They made Roman troops in

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Speaker 1: boot camp March twenty four miles in one day. Now,

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Speaker 1: I have gone on long humps before. I think probably

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Speaker 1: twenty miles is my longest I've gone on. But I

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Speaker 1: went on that hump, yes, carrying lots of gear, but

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Speaker 1: with modern technology as far as the boots and socks go,

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Speaker 1: guys in our battalion who could not walk for two

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Speaker 1: doing that in leather Roman sandals. This Cassius cherry guy

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Speaker 1: was a beast. Finds himself one day in a brawl

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Speaker 1: with a German tribe. He takes an axe wound to

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Speaker 1: the groin. In severe pain. With an axe wound to

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Speaker 1: the groin, I know you're cringing, Fellaws, believe me, I'm

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Speaker 1: cringing too. In severe pain with an axe wound to

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Speaker 1: wound before he collapses and his men surround him. Miraculously,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what level of functionality he had after this.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but you know you were thinking it.

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking it too. Nevertheless, he did have an issue

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Speaker 1: after this. His voice was high and squeaky, like a woman's.

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Speaker 1: In a masculine, male dominated society like Rome, that can

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Speaker 1: be a difficulty. But you're Cassius Charia and you've got

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Speaker 1: a lot of pelts on the wall, and you're big

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Speaker 1: so you're going to be paid a certain level of respect.

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Speaker 1: In fact, you work your way up through the legions

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Speaker 1: the Roman Praetorian Guard. Think of them like the Secret Service,

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Speaker 1: except they killed a lot of the emperors. But that's

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Speaker 1: another story entirely. It was an honor you were a

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Speaker 1: stud if you got put in the Praetorian Guard, and

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Speaker 1: Cassius Cheria did. However, he had the unfortunate honor of

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Speaker 1: being a Praetorian guardsman under Caligula. Caligula oftentimes that these

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Speaker 1: big banquets, would have Cassius Cheria come out and just

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Speaker 1: talk so Caligula could make fun of him in his voice.

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Speaker 1: He would have Cassius Cheria kiss his hands in front

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Speaker 1: of everybody. He would do everything humanly possible to humiliate

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Speaker 1: this warrior of Rome. And one day, I'm sure it

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Speaker 1: was organized with senators and others, Caligula decides to go

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Speaker 1: attend the theater. Caligula loved the theater, loved it so much,

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Speaker 1: and is because he's a psychopath. He would go to

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Speaker 1: these plays and stuff and then stand up and force

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Speaker 1: the actors to redo scenes they loved. One day, he

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Speaker 1: decided to leave the theater a little early. Oops. Your

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Speaker 1: Having your home title online, without having home title loock

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Speaker 1: These cyber criminals are looking for it. Your home title

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Speaker 1: of protection. Caligula decides to take a night off from

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Speaker 1: the theater. He leaves a little early. He takes these

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Speaker 1: underground tunnels back to his palace. Caligula, oftentimes, because he

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Speaker 1: believed he was a god, like to travel alone, but

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Speaker 1: Cassius Cherrya always made sure they were praetorian guardsmen. Close enough,

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Speaker 1: Cassius Cheria had a couple of them following a little

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Speaker 1: too close today. Finally, Caligula turns around says, what is

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Speaker 1: your problem? They have a brief conversation. Then Cassius Cheria

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Speaker 1: pulls out his sword and slices it across Caligula's face,

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Speaker 1: his ear to his cheek. Caligula drops to the ground,

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Speaker 1: screaming in pain, at which point in time the other

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Speaker 1: conspirators emerge all of them with knives and proceed to

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Speaker 1: stab Caligula twenty seven times, only they do it in

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Speaker 1: places that will keep him alive. Then Cassius Cheria, the

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Speaker 1: man mocked, steps up over Caligula, bends down, removes the

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Speaker 1: boys with one slice castrated gone, then spits in his

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Speaker 1: face and slices his throat and ends it. Caligula dies

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Speaker 1: with exactly thirty wounds on him. There is a funny

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Speaker 1: thing about power, always has been, always will be. And

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Speaker 1: you could tell this story a million different ways about

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Speaker 1: a million different people. It is nice to have it.

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Speaker 1: It's better to have it than to not have it.

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Speaker 1: That's for Dad gone, sure, And so often you can

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Speaker 1: live your whole life having it without a second thought,

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Speaker 1: and maybe the next guy who comes after you can

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Speaker 1: live his whole life having it without a second thought,

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Speaker 1: and the next guy after and the next guy after.

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Speaker 1: But there is one absolute certainty about power on this earth.

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Speaker 1: It's going to end eventually for somebody. And the people

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Speaker 1: in power they get so wrapped up with having it,

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Speaker 1: they get so used to this existence where they have

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Speaker 1: all of it and you don't have any that they

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Speaker 1: can find themselves oftentimes abusing people abusing people they should

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Speaker 1: not be abusing, and those people when you find yourself

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Speaker 1: in that situation, if power happens to end on your watch,

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Speaker 1: it ends ugly. I am very concerned about what I

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Speaker 1: see right now nationally in the United States of America.

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Speaker 1: And I'm not only talking about you know, Republican versus

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Speaker 1: Democrat and all these other things. I am talking about

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Speaker 1: people in power getting way, way too comfortable abusing people

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Speaker 1: who are not necessarily powerless. You see this political club

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Speaker 1: we have, not just at a national level either. I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about local politics, mayors, governors, you see them across

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Speaker 1: the country and nationally. These people have gotten so so

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Speaker 1: comfortable settling themselves in doing whatever they want, whenever they want,

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Speaker 1: and never never experiencing consequences for it. And I think

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Speaker 1: the people of the United States of America are starting

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Speaker 1: to get mad. I don't mean just mad, yell at

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Speaker 1: the sky mad. I think people were starting to get

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Speaker 1: very mad. And to make matters worse, the people in

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Speaker 1: power they push these radical street leftist groups, they encourage them,

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Speaker 1: they excuse them, and these radical street leftist groups are

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Speaker 1: only abusing normal people. More and more and more, you

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Speaker 1: see them stopping cars on the highway with their stupid

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Speaker 1: Black Lives Matter or ANTIFA stuff. Now they're starting to

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Speaker 1: bring weapons. We just had that dude killed in Austin,

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Speaker 1: thought he was going to stop a guy on point

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Speaker 1: in AK forty seven at him. They're ramping it up.

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Speaker 1: They're ramping up their abuse instead of turning it down.

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Speaker 1: And politically at a national level, where are my indictments?

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Speaker 1: I realized the talk of the day is Joe Biden's

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Speaker 1: vice president pick, and he's gonna beid. I can't believe

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Speaker 1: it's this person. I can't believe it's not that person.

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Speaker 1: I realized that where are the indictments for the Federal

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Speaker 1: Bureau of Investigation using opposition research paid for by the

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Speaker 1: Hillary Clinton campaign to obtain a warrant, a FISA warrant

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Speaker 1: to spy on an American citizen running against Hillary Clinton.

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Speaker 1: That is the biggest political scandal by a mile, in

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Speaker 1: the history of the United States of America. And know

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Speaker 1: what I have. I have senators like Lindsey Graham giving

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Speaker 1: angry interviews on Hannity. I have these great speeches. I

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Speaker 1: have congressional hearings where they stand up and they say,

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Speaker 1: did you lie under Earth? I bet you did. And

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Speaker 1: then I get these emails the next day about send

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Speaker 1: money to sell. And so look at how he stood

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Speaker 1: up for the rule of law. Look at how he's

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Speaker 1: taking it to the Democrats by giving a speech on TV.

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Speaker 1: Who's going to jail? And if nobody's going to jail,

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Speaker 1: what do you think the people are going to take

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Speaker 1: from that? Let me let me break it to you

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Speaker 1: in case you can't figure it out on your own,

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Speaker 1: Senator Congressman, the people are going to take to that.

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Speaker 1: Take from that that. No matter what, there will never

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Speaker 1: ever ever be consequences for people in power, and eventually

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Speaker 1: the people might take from that. If I want there

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Speaker 1: to be consequences, I'm going to have to do it.

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Speaker 1: And I don't want to live in a country like that.

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Speaker 1: I want you, Senator Congressman, with your fancy, strong speeches

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Speaker 1: on TV. I want you to hold somebody to account.

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Speaker 1: I want you to realize one day power ends. One

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Speaker 1: day your power is going to end. Two. I want

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Speaker 1: you to have enough respect for the United States of

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Speaker 1: America to stop it from ripping itself apart. People in

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Speaker 1: this nation, myself included, are starting to get a real

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Speaker 1: feeling there is no more law anymore. There is no

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Speaker 1: more rule of law anymore. That's what they're feeling. And

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Speaker 1: and we have an absolute idiot running for president on

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Speaker 1: the Democrat side. So what if, what if? And it

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Speaker 1: could happen. What if we don't get any charges, Donald

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Speaker 1: Trump loses and Joe Biden gets into power and promptly

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Speaker 1: has to bow to the leftist mob and start slamming

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Speaker 1: down some of these insane leftist policies down your throat?

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Speaker 1: What does what does the United States of America look like?

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Speaker 1: If Joe Biden gets into power and starts packing the

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Speaker 1: Supreme Court? Hang on my Raycon earbuds are well, They've

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Speaker 1: that I have things in my ears a lot. I

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Speaker 1: I keep buds in my ears. When I'm on TV,

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Speaker 1: I have a bud and my right ear so my

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Speaker 1: producer can talk long story short. When I'm done with

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Speaker 1: that kind of workday, my ears hurt. If I have

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Speaker 1: consume audio information at all times. My Raycon earboats allow

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Speaker 1: wireless earboats. Joining me now is Esquire Aaron Elmore and Aaron,

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Speaker 1: before we begin with everything else, tell me about USA Strong.

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Speaker 1: Director of USA Strong, and we are a grassroots organization

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Speaker 1: that we really want to hold China accountable, not just

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Speaker 1: for coronavirus, but we sat by and wants them lie

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Speaker 1: and cheap and feel and kill their way into global domination.

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Speaker 1: We want to make sure that our United States middle

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Speaker 1: class has the opportunity to flourish. We want to make

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Speaker 1: sure that the United States entersphere trade deals. We just

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Speaker 1: really want to restore the American middle class to greatness.

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Speaker 1: And I'm here to spread the word and make sure

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Speaker 1: everyone follows Proud USA Strong on all social media platforms.

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Speaker 1: Proud USA Strong. All right, Aaron, I'm glad you brought

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Speaker 1: this up because I feel like, well, maybe I'm hoping

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Speaker 1: that something has shifted in America. I mean I've heard

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Speaker 1: for years about you know, well, don't buy stuff made

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Speaker 1: in China, don't buy that, and I'll be honest, I

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Speaker 1: kind of ignored a lot of that. I mean I

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Speaker 1: and whatever, buy American. I feel like Americans now more

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Speaker 1: than ever, are taking that seriously. Am I Is that

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Speaker 1: just my imagination or are they really? I think that

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Speaker 1: because our president has really shining the spotlight on China.

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Speaker 1: And you can't have to say it like him when

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Speaker 1: you say it now China. But I think he's shining

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Speaker 1: the spotlight on China now and it's waking people up

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Speaker 1: to the various things that they're doing wrong. And the

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Speaker 1: list is so long we wouldn't have time to talk

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Speaker 1: about all of it. Whether there are actual concentration camps

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Speaker 1: in China right now where the leaders and other ethnic

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Speaker 1: minorities are literally treated as slaves like the Holocausts for

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Speaker 1: organ harvesting, and their children are being used in manufacturing

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Speaker 1: slave labor. There are so many things that are going

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Speaker 1: on there that we really need to talk about, and

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Speaker 1: they're impacting America. Look what they've done with the coronavirus,

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Speaker 1: lying about cuban to human transmission, allowing flights out of

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Speaker 1: Wuhan to places like the United States and Europe, but

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Speaker 1: stopping domestic travel within China from Muhan. So they knew

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Speaker 1: what they were doing here. And the American people on

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Speaker 1: both sides of the aisle are actually really fed up.

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Speaker 1: A few research foundation studying I'm paraphrasing, came out and

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Speaker 1: said that over ninety one percent of Americans don't have

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Speaker 1: a very good feeling about China right now. And do

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Speaker 1: you think this puts the Democrat Party in a little

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Speaker 1: bit of a bind because Joe Biden does have I mean, look,

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Speaker 1: let's be honest, He's got a lot of very uncomfortable

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Speaker 1: ties to China, and so they can't really bash China

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Speaker 1: too much. They've been bashing on Trump for going after China.

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Speaker 1: But the American people are not with them in this.

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Speaker 1: It's just one of those ones. The public isn't with them. No,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think that the public is really

848
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Speaker 1: with the Democrats on much. You know, not to shift

849
01:08:35,160 --> 01:08:37,840
Speaker 1: here's too much here. But yeah, I'm a suburban I'm

850
01:08:37,880 --> 01:08:41,360
Speaker 1: a suburban mom, and I talk to other suburban moms,

851
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:44,040
Speaker 1: and what I hear is when they talk about defunding

852
01:08:44,080 --> 01:08:47,120
Speaker 1: the police, that doesn't play well with the suburban mom.

853
01:08:47,439 --> 01:08:49,599
Speaker 1: When you talk about keeping our kids out of school,

854
01:08:50,280 --> 01:08:52,960
Speaker 1: that doesn't play well with the suburban mom. So what

855
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:57,160
Speaker 1: do the Democrats have that the voters want? It's certainly

856
01:08:57,200 --> 01:09:01,519
Speaker 1: not AOC. What does the suburban mom want? And I

857
01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:04,479
Speaker 1: realize every suburban mom is their own individual person. I'm

858
01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:06,720
Speaker 1: not trying to lump all of them together, but I

859
01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:10,519
Speaker 1: know that both parties talk about suburban moms endlessly. They

860
01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:12,760
Speaker 1: view that as you know, the demographic they have to

861
01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:15,519
Speaker 1: nail down. They're going after Aaron Elmore, although I think

862
01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:18,800
Speaker 1: we all know where Aaron's going. What is an overriding

863
01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:23,200
Speaker 1: concern in general of a suburban mom. I think they're

864
01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:26,240
Speaker 1: children and their safety. And right now, I don't know

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01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:30,519
Speaker 1: where the Democrats are coming with their ideology and their

866
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:33,679
Speaker 1: thought process. And I think we heard New York's Governor Cuomo,

867
01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:37,400
Speaker 1: you know, flip the switch and say, Okay, everyone's going

868
01:09:37,400 --> 01:09:40,600
Speaker 1: back to school. Because I think the polling has has

869
01:09:40,600 --> 01:09:44,000
Speaker 1: shown all of these politicians this isn't playing well. And yes,

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01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:46,519
Speaker 1: I think the biggest demographic group that might be different

871
01:09:46,600 --> 01:09:49,559
Speaker 1: is the coastal elites in places like Los Angeles and

872
01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:52,160
Speaker 1: New York. Those moms are totally different. They have such

873
01:09:52,240 --> 01:09:56,720
Speaker 1: bad white guilt that they just they're off, They're off

874
01:09:56,720 --> 01:09:58,599
Speaker 1: the charts with their viewpoints. But I think the rest

875
01:09:59,080 --> 01:10:00,920
Speaker 1: of the moms, of course, we're all different. Of course

876
01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:03,840
Speaker 1: we have different concerns and lives and opinions and viewpoints,

877
01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:05,800
Speaker 1: but we all care about our children, and we all

878
01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:09,280
Speaker 1: care about safety. And the Democrats are not on board

879
01:10:09,320 --> 01:10:13,519
Speaker 1: with us at all. Well, I realize you are most

880
01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:16,960
Speaker 1: likely on one of these weird suburban mom diets that

881
01:10:17,040 --> 01:10:20,360
Speaker 1: as you eat pine nuts and nothing else. What's the

882
01:10:20,439 --> 01:10:23,760
Speaker 1: best cheese steak in Philly? And what makes a good

883
01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:28,680
Speaker 1: cheese steak? The best cheese steak in Philly is probably

884
01:10:28,760 --> 01:10:31,960
Speaker 1: Gyms on South Street. Now, there's two famous places. You

885
01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:34,559
Speaker 1: got Genos and Pats and are right by each other.

886
01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:36,200
Speaker 1: You have to go there when you go to Philly.

887
01:10:36,479 --> 01:10:41,560
Speaker 1: But also hit up Jim's. It's the best one. Why

888
01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:49,000
Speaker 1: you know Jim's. It's it's lesser known and it's just

889
01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:52,120
Speaker 1: a classic. It's delicious. It's the cheese to eat ratio there. Yeah,

890
01:10:52,840 --> 01:10:55,040
Speaker 1: that's what it is That's what I'm talking about. Isn't

891
01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:58,240
Speaker 1: all food really about the ratios people read? People act

892
01:10:58,280 --> 01:11:00,240
Speaker 1: like it doesn't matter. It matters a lot. I don't

893
01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:03,559
Speaker 1: need quadruple meat. I need an appropriate meat to cheese,

894
01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:07,000
Speaker 1: to bread, to onion ratio. That's right. You gotta get

895
01:11:07,040 --> 01:11:08,920
Speaker 1: whiz with cheese whiz, you know. I got to order

896
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:10,720
Speaker 1: it right. It's a whole thing, you know. But right now,

897
01:11:10,760 --> 01:11:13,400
Speaker 1: I'm not even in Philly. I am from Philly, but

898
01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:17,120
Speaker 1: I am in South Florida because we escaped when the riot.

899
01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:20,519
Speaker 1: When the rioting started, and anyone that says, oh, that's

900
01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:23,040
Speaker 1: not real, you know, like our friend Jerry Nadler, M

901
01:11:23,120 --> 01:11:24,800
Speaker 1: I could assure you that I was living in it,

902
01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:28,040
Speaker 1: and it was very real. And the clothing stores on

903
01:11:28,280 --> 01:11:31,559
Speaker 1: in the shopping district, all of the windows were head

904
01:11:31,600 --> 01:11:35,920
Speaker 1: bricks thrown through them, and there was expletives about the

905
01:11:35,920 --> 01:11:41,000
Speaker 1: police written everywhere on atm machines and on windows. And

906
01:11:41,640 --> 01:11:43,960
Speaker 1: I have a child that's old enough to read, and

907
01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:47,120
Speaker 1: I didn't want him to live through that and think

908
01:11:47,200 --> 01:11:50,200
Speaker 1: that and see that. So we left and moved to

909
01:11:50,240 --> 01:11:52,120
Speaker 1: Florida for what we thought was going to be two weeks.

910
01:11:52,120 --> 01:11:54,080
Speaker 1: And now it's been two and a half months. That

911
01:11:54,240 --> 01:11:57,680
Speaker 1: is fantastic. You know, Florida gets a bad rap. I

912
01:11:57,720 --> 01:12:00,719
Speaker 1: just got back from vacation in Florida last week. Florida

913
01:12:00,920 --> 01:12:04,400
Speaker 1: has some absolute honey hooles. It is a sweet little

914
01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:07,200
Speaker 1: spot if you know where to go. I think it's

915
01:12:07,280 --> 01:12:09,639
Speaker 1: I mean, there's very different parts. There's some I think

916
01:12:09,640 --> 01:12:12,439
Speaker 1: it's all largely very very nice. To be honest with you,

917
01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:17,920
Speaker 1: I think it's a beautiful state. Different places have different things.

918
01:12:17,920 --> 01:12:21,200
Speaker 1: You know, you can get your little international and Latin

919
01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:23,720
Speaker 1: culture in Miami and you know, you can be a

920
01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:28,120
Speaker 1: little prepster. And in Palm Beat you can go play golf,

921
01:12:28,120 --> 01:12:30,400
Speaker 1: and Jupiter and the Key West you can go down

922
01:12:30,439 --> 01:12:32,040
Speaker 1: and let it all hang out. There's so many different

923
01:12:32,040 --> 01:12:34,200
Speaker 1: things you can do. I love Florida. I would like

924
01:12:34,240 --> 01:12:36,840
Speaker 1: to move here permanently. So we'll see what happens. Assuming

925
01:12:36,880 --> 01:12:39,360
Speaker 1: Donald Trump gets a second term, which is a big assumption,

926
01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:42,000
Speaker 1: but let's assume he gets a second term. What's one

927
01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:45,400
Speaker 1: thing you want to see out of him. That's a

928
01:12:45,479 --> 01:12:47,840
Speaker 1: really good question. I'm going to have to say. What's

929
01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:50,080
Speaker 1: obvious to me and with my goals at USA strong

930
01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:52,240
Speaker 1: is I would really like to see a hard stance

931
01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:54,800
Speaker 1: on China. I would really like to see us bring

932
01:12:54,840 --> 01:12:58,760
Speaker 1: our manufacturing back from China, specifically pharmaceuticals. As of the

933
01:12:58,800 --> 01:13:02,439
Speaker 1: Department of Commerce, ninety seven percent of our antibiotics originate

934
01:13:02,479 --> 01:13:06,200
Speaker 1: in China. The disruption and that supply chain could be deadly.

935
01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:10,880
Speaker 1: They have exclusive manufacturing deals for things like anesthesia, cancer drugs,

936
01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:15,920
Speaker 1: agent medication, So we really need to see these manufacturing

937
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:17,840
Speaker 1: jobs come back from China. And I would love to

938
01:13:17,840 --> 01:13:19,800
Speaker 1: sit with the President and talk with him. And I

939
01:13:19,840 --> 01:13:22,960
Speaker 1: appreciate people like Tom Cotton and Marsha Blackburne who are

940
01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:25,680
Speaker 1: are elected working on these topics right now. So I

941
01:13:25,680 --> 01:13:28,160
Speaker 1: think it's all about China, and let's pray that our

942
01:13:28,160 --> 01:13:31,240
Speaker 1: great president gets a second term and we keep America

943
01:13:31,280 --> 01:13:34,639
Speaker 1: great and make it even greater. Follow them on social

944
01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:38,400
Speaker 1: media Proud USA Strong, she is Aaron Elmore, She'll be back.

945
01:13:38,479 --> 01:13:45,360
Speaker 1: I appreciate Jaron, Thank you, appreciate you too. Good One

946
01:13:45,400 --> 01:13:48,880
Speaker 1: day we need to have on you know what, I

947
01:13:48,920 --> 01:13:50,840
Speaker 1: think I already have a guy in mind, Chris, But

948
01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:53,400
Speaker 1: if you have anybody, or if the audience has someone

949
01:13:53,439 --> 01:13:55,600
Speaker 1: they love for, Brian Westbury is really good on that.

950
01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:58,519
Speaker 1: We haven't at Brian Westbury on. We need someone on

951
01:13:58,640 --> 01:14:03,840
Speaker 1: to explain how we got in this situation where we

952
01:14:03,880 --> 01:14:08,000
Speaker 1: have shipped so much over our economy to China. I

953
01:14:08,080 --> 01:14:10,719
Speaker 1: want to know why it happens so we can prevent

954
01:14:10,760 --> 01:14:13,400
Speaker 1: it happening in the future, because there has to be reasons.

955
01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:16,599
Speaker 1: I understand it's going to be a long haul. Maybe

956
01:14:16,640 --> 01:14:18,639
Speaker 1: we'll have to do like a two part interview with them.

957
01:14:18,960 --> 01:14:20,599
Speaker 1: You know what. I'm gonna reach out to Brian Westbury

958
01:14:20,640 --> 01:14:23,800
Speaker 1: about it. But we need somebody to lay this out

959
01:14:24,120 --> 01:14:26,920
Speaker 1: because it is frightening when you find I mean the

960
01:14:26,960 --> 01:14:29,880
Speaker 1: stuff Aaron just brought up, I mean, that's just a

961
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:33,280
Speaker 1: small part of how much of us they own. If

962
01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:36,519
Speaker 1: China decides they want to stop us from having blank,

963
01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:41,480
Speaker 1: it's the snap of their fingers and it's gone. Financially,

964
01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:45,080
Speaker 1: it's the only thing. The financial reasons are the only

965
01:14:45,080 --> 01:14:47,600
Speaker 1: reason they haven't done it already. They need us to

966
01:14:47,640 --> 01:14:54,040
Speaker 1: make money. It's quite a situation, Chris. Somebody got something

967
01:14:54,200 --> 01:14:58,960
Speaker 1: awesome and they're acting like it's bad. I'll explain. Hang on,

968
01:15:18,439 --> 01:15:26,599
Speaker 1: mist out, catch up, Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Your

969
01:15:26,680 --> 01:15:30,520
Speaker 1: life is going to be separated into two different categories.

970
01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:33,679
Speaker 1: It's going to be before you got a nap sleep,

971
01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:37,280
Speaker 1: and after you got a nap sleep. Because a good

972
01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:44,360
Speaker 1: night's sleep, a natural night's sleep, my goodness, it changes everything.

973
01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:47,840
Speaker 1: And when I say natural, I mean that we all

974
01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:50,599
Speaker 1: put too much junk in our bodies. I'm as guilty

975
01:15:50,600 --> 01:15:54,280
Speaker 1: as anybody else. Believe me when I tell you those

976
01:15:54,320 --> 01:15:59,559
Speaker 1: sleeping pills are not good for you. They're not good

977
01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:03,400
Speaker 1: for you. Stop with that. The reason you're staying awake

978
01:16:03,720 --> 01:16:07,000
Speaker 1: is those racing thoughts through your head. Calm them down.

979
01:16:07,920 --> 01:16:10,560
Speaker 1: You can do that with an EBB sleep. It applies precise,

980
01:16:10,680 --> 01:16:14,080
Speaker 1: continuous cooling to your forehead, calming those thoughts down and

981
01:16:14,160 --> 01:16:18,439
Speaker 1: putting you asleep. Go to try ebb dot com slash jesse.

982
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Speaker 1: That's try ebb dot com slash jesse. Use the code jesse,

983
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Speaker 1: get yourself twenty five bucks off. This is and the

984
01:16:27,360 --> 01:16:43,240
Speaker 1: Ad Council. As I mentioned earlier in the show, You

985
01:16:43,320 --> 01:16:46,920
Speaker 1: and I, we complain about people in power. We complain

986
01:16:46,960 --> 01:16:49,080
Speaker 1: about how they want more of it, we complain about

987
01:16:49,080 --> 01:16:51,120
Speaker 1: how they want to keep the power they have. It's

988
01:16:51,200 --> 01:16:53,479
Speaker 1: human nature. You do it, I do it, We all

989
01:16:53,479 --> 01:16:58,240
Speaker 1: do it. And I have these moments like Hillary Clinton

990
01:16:58,320 --> 01:17:02,360
Speaker 1: came out recently and she was complaining about Trump's executive order.

991
01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:03,880
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter what she said, it's

992
01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:07,080
Speaker 1: not important. But I went on the air on my

993
01:17:07,160 --> 01:17:10,799
Speaker 1: TV show. My TV show is called I'm Right, of Course,

994
01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:14,599
Speaker 1: the channels on the First, the channels called the First.

995
01:17:14,600 --> 01:17:17,280
Speaker 1: You can get it on Apple TV, Pluto TV, there's

996
01:17:17,280 --> 01:17:19,240
Speaker 1: an app for it, all that stuff. I'm on every

997
01:17:19,240 --> 01:17:22,719
Speaker 1: single nine, and I went off on this rant about

998
01:17:22,720 --> 01:17:28,360
Speaker 1: it about how I don't I don't understand why these

999
01:17:28,400 --> 01:17:34,080
Speaker 1: people in power. I don't understand why they have to

1000
01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:40,760
Speaker 1: keep it. What is this obsession with keeping it and

1001
01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:45,760
Speaker 1: getting more of it? I mean, Hillary Clinton is I

1002
01:17:45,840 --> 01:17:52,040
Speaker 1: mean detestable, of course, but first lady, United States senator,

1003
01:17:52,880 --> 01:17:55,280
Speaker 1: Secretary of State, even one of those is quite a

1004
01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:58,240
Speaker 1: notch on the boat and belt. And she's still out

1005
01:17:58,280 --> 01:18:02,679
Speaker 1: there doing hits on MSNBC talking about Donald Trump. Why?

1006
01:18:05,120 --> 01:18:09,280
Speaker 1: And then it occurred to me, as much as we

1007
01:18:09,360 --> 01:18:17,519
Speaker 1: complain about that, it really is human nature. I am

1008
01:18:17,560 --> 01:18:19,919
Speaker 1: going to tell you a little story from my vacation,

1009
01:18:22,479 --> 01:18:24,439
Speaker 1: and I found it to be so bizarre, and I

1010
01:18:24,479 --> 01:18:31,160
Speaker 1: found myself well questioning myself. We went with two other

1011
01:18:31,160 --> 01:18:36,880
Speaker 1: couples on vacation last week and the industry. So there

1012
01:18:36,920 --> 01:18:41,400
Speaker 1: are certain industries that are absolutely crushed right now. Some

1013
01:18:41,479 --> 01:18:44,360
Speaker 1: of them are coming back, some of them are still behind.

1014
01:18:44,840 --> 01:18:47,040
Speaker 1: And for instance, I live in the Houston area and

1015
01:18:47,120 --> 01:18:50,120
Speaker 1: down here in Galveston, which is our beach. You know,

1016
01:18:50,160 --> 01:18:52,360
Speaker 1: it's our beach town. Kind of a dirty, fun little

1017
01:18:52,360 --> 01:18:56,320
Speaker 1: beach town just south of us. Their charter boat, you know,

1018
01:18:56,360 --> 01:18:59,160
Speaker 1: you charter a boat down there. For a while, they

1019
01:18:59,160 --> 01:19:01,080
Speaker 1: weren't allowed to go out and they were all just

1020
01:19:01,120 --> 01:19:06,040
Speaker 1: shut down. The docks were shut down. Well, those guys,

1021
01:19:06,360 --> 01:19:10,040
Speaker 1: those guys, that's seasonal. Lots of times. They need that business,

1022
01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:11,960
Speaker 1: so they get behind. You can lose your boat, You

1023
01:19:11,960 --> 01:19:14,880
Speaker 1: can lose your business. As a big deal. This is

1024
01:19:14,880 --> 01:19:17,880
Speaker 1: a long way of me. This is a long way

1025
01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:21,040
Speaker 1: for me to say the prices are really good right

1026
01:19:21,040 --> 01:19:24,800
Speaker 1: now in some of those areas. Now I go down

1027
01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:26,880
Speaker 1: to Florida. We've got these two other couples with us,

1028
01:19:26,880 --> 01:19:28,840
Speaker 1: and we're enjoying ourselves. I told you we did the

1029
01:19:28,840 --> 01:19:31,280
Speaker 1: airboat thing. Almost died. I told you all that yesterday.

1030
01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:33,840
Speaker 1: Sitting around, you know, eating good food, shrimp, case of

1031
01:19:33,920 --> 01:19:36,400
Speaker 1: the is you a couple of beers enjoying life, little

1032
01:19:36,439 --> 01:19:41,240
Speaker 1: beach time. Somebody gets the idea. What if we rented

1033
01:19:41,439 --> 01:19:45,720
Speaker 1: a boat for the day, like a nice one with

1034
01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:47,960
Speaker 1: a couple of people on it. I mean, you'd call

1035
01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:54,360
Speaker 1: it a yacht. But we show up and we do it.

1036
01:19:54,439 --> 01:19:58,680
Speaker 1: We find out, of course, it's heavily, heavily discounted. You

1037
01:19:58,720 --> 01:20:01,519
Speaker 1: can get this thing that much money. Now, granted you're

1038
01:20:01,520 --> 01:20:03,760
Speaker 1: not staying in it overnight, you're not sailing to the

1039
01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:06,439
Speaker 1: Caribbean or something with it. You're tooling around the beach

1040
01:20:06,439 --> 01:20:08,680
Speaker 1: of Florida. You're on a very nice boat. I'm not

1041
01:20:08,720 --> 01:20:10,439
Speaker 1: going to discount it. The boat was very nice, but

1042
01:20:10,640 --> 01:20:12,680
Speaker 1: you're driving up and down the beaches of Florida for

1043
01:20:12,720 --> 01:20:15,479
Speaker 1: a few hours. Okay, you're on one. Just to say

1044
01:20:15,520 --> 01:20:18,799
Speaker 1: you're on one. It was really really cool. The staff

1045
01:20:18,840 --> 01:20:21,400
Speaker 1: on the boat that the two guys who ran it,

1046
01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:25,800
Speaker 1: who rented it out, they send you a request for him.

1047
01:20:25,840 --> 01:20:28,760
Speaker 1: You put in a grocery list and they go buy

1048
01:20:28,840 --> 01:20:30,680
Speaker 1: the groceries for you and make them for you on

1049
01:20:30,760 --> 01:20:32,960
Speaker 1: the boat. So, of course I put in your frozen

1050
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:37,160
Speaker 1: pizzas and doritos. I am not making that up. My

1051
01:20:37,200 --> 01:20:40,760
Speaker 1: wife was so horrified she almost refused to send the list.

1052
01:20:40,960 --> 01:20:43,120
Speaker 1: She said, no, we are getting on a nice boat.

1053
01:20:43,360 --> 01:20:46,519
Speaker 1: You can order some nice food. Stop eating like a toddler.

1054
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Speaker 1: I said, no, I want I want my frozen pizzas

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01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:52,679
Speaker 1: and some doritos ooh ooh. And you know what, kids,

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01:20:52,680 --> 01:20:55,280
Speaker 1: some sour Patch kids on there too. It was pretty

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01:20:55,400 --> 01:20:58,760
Speaker 1: high end. Let's just say I did it right, and

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01:20:58,920 --> 01:21:01,280
Speaker 1: I need some butt heavies. We're not gonna we're not gonna,

1059
01:21:01,640 --> 01:21:05,120
Speaker 1: not gonna go without bud heavies. But we show up

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01:21:06,080 --> 01:21:07,760
Speaker 1: at the marina to get on our boat the day

1061
01:21:07,760 --> 01:21:12,120
Speaker 1: we're supposed to get on our boat. And it is beautiful. Okay,

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01:21:12,160 --> 01:21:15,360
Speaker 1: I think it was fifty or sixty feet and it's

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01:21:15,360 --> 01:21:17,080
Speaker 1: one of the ones. You get on it and you

1064
01:21:17,080 --> 01:21:18,880
Speaker 1: could walk right in the main cabin and there's a

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01:21:18,880 --> 01:21:21,160
Speaker 1: little kitchen there where they're making the stuff, and there's

1066
01:21:21,160 --> 01:21:23,400
Speaker 1: a little dining room table, a couple of little couches,

1067
01:21:23,520 --> 01:21:26,160
Speaker 1: and there's a downstairs. You go downstairs and there's two

1068
01:21:26,240 --> 01:21:29,120
Speaker 1: or three tiny little bedrooms on this thing. You can

1069
01:21:29,240 --> 01:21:32,800
Speaker 1: stay overnight, it was sweet, or you can go out

1070
01:21:32,840 --> 01:21:35,880
Speaker 1: and go upstairs up top where there's a couple more

1071
01:21:35,920 --> 01:21:38,000
Speaker 1: couches and where you know they do most of the

1072
01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:41,560
Speaker 1: most of the piloting of the vessel and there's a

1073
01:21:41,640 --> 01:21:43,800
Speaker 1: deck on the front. Look, it was a very nice boat.

1074
01:21:43,840 --> 01:21:49,160
Speaker 1: I'm not putting it down. It's a nice boat. But

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01:21:49,280 --> 01:21:53,680
Speaker 1: we show up and our boat pulls up, and I'm

1076
01:21:53,680 --> 01:21:56,320
Speaker 1: about to step onto a nicer boat than I've ever

1077
01:21:56,360 --> 01:21:58,360
Speaker 1: been on in my entire life. I mean, I grew up,

1078
01:21:58,360 --> 01:22:02,840
Speaker 1: you know, we were on nice boats. I'm about to

1079
01:22:02,880 --> 01:22:04,880
Speaker 1: step foot on the nicest boat I've ever stepped on.

1080
01:22:06,360 --> 01:22:13,479
Speaker 1: Excited to do it, but looked around a little bit

1081
01:22:14,960 --> 01:22:17,640
Speaker 1: and wow, we were getting on a sixty foot or

1082
01:22:18,040 --> 01:22:21,120
Speaker 1: I wonder who owns this hundred foot boat behind us? Man,

1083
01:22:21,160 --> 01:22:25,000
Speaker 1: that's super nice. Wow. Oh oh, look at that one

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01:22:25,040 --> 01:22:27,000
Speaker 1: over there. Shoot, that has to be one hundred and

1085
01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:29,760
Speaker 1: fifty feet. Oh man, I wonder how much more that

1086
01:22:29,800 --> 01:22:32,640
Speaker 1: one costs than the one we're on. I wonder how

1087
01:22:32,720 --> 01:22:35,840
Speaker 1: much that Now, that was just a brief moment of

1088
01:22:36,320 --> 01:22:39,320
Speaker 1: wondering about the boat behind us, the boat across the way,

1089
01:22:39,360 --> 01:22:44,519
Speaker 1: this bigger boat, that bigger boat. How easy would it

1090
01:22:44,560 --> 01:22:48,240
Speaker 1: be to fall in that trap if you owned the boat.

1091
01:22:51,160 --> 01:23:15,720
Speaker 1: Understand what I mean, I'll explain. Hang, I'll give you

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Speaker 1: something fun to do with your family. It's gonna sound crazy,

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Speaker 1: but it was a blast. Simply Safe. I know, I know,

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Speaker 1: I know what you're thinking, what how could how could

1095
01:23:25,800 --> 01:23:27,880
Speaker 1: a home security system be fun? Just hear me out.

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01:23:28,520 --> 01:23:31,639
Speaker 1: You go to simply safe dot com slash jesse, pick

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Speaker 1: out all the things you want. They'll ship them to you.

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01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:37,360
Speaker 1: Let your family know they're on the way. When they

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Speaker 1: get here, you guys open up the box together and

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Speaker 1: takes less than an hour. Really go set all the

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Speaker 1: sensors and things up around your house as a family.

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Speaker 1: I promise you your kids will enjoy it, mind, sure did.

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Speaker 1: Then you just plug it in and that's it. That's

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Speaker 1: all it takes. Now you're covered with no contract for

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Speaker 1: as little as fifteen dollars a month, No pushy sales guys,

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Speaker 1: no hidden fees, no fine print, just outstanding home security.

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Speaker 1: sixty day risk free trial. One thing I've learned as

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Speaker 1: I have begun to mingle with people who've achieved a

1111
01:24:38,680 --> 01:24:42,200
Speaker 1: higher level of economic success, rich people. I hang out

1112
01:24:42,200 --> 01:24:44,360
Speaker 1: with rich people more now than I did before. That's

1113
01:24:44,400 --> 01:24:48,000
Speaker 1: not my preferred but it's just a nature of my business.

1114
01:24:48,080 --> 01:24:50,280
Speaker 1: Sometimes I happy. You got to go meet with this advertiser.

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01:24:50,280 --> 01:24:52,000
Speaker 1: You gotta go meet with this guy wants to meet you.

1116
01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:59,439
Speaker 1: Whatever they do what I did with those boats all

1117
01:24:59,439 --> 01:25:02,280
Speaker 1: the time. On their own level. Well, I'm gonna buy

1118
01:25:02,320 --> 01:25:05,960
Speaker 1: a I'm gonna buy a three million dollars yacht. Life

1119
01:25:06,040 --> 01:25:08,280
Speaker 1: is good. It's the boat I've always wanted. And they

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01:25:08,360 --> 01:25:10,519
Speaker 1: pull it in the first marina and they look at

1121
01:25:10,560 --> 01:25:12,639
Speaker 1: the ten million dollars the yacht behind them and thing

1122
01:25:13,080 --> 01:25:21,519
Speaker 1: tag garnet. That's the one I really want. Maybe sadly,

1123
01:25:22,760 --> 01:25:29,880
Speaker 1: maybe contentment, maybe satisfaction with where we are, no matter

1124
01:25:29,920 --> 01:25:35,680
Speaker 1: where you are. Maybe it's outside of our nature. I

1125
01:25:35,760 --> 01:25:39,439
Speaker 1: know that's a little dark, but what if that's not

1126
01:25:39,479 --> 01:26:14,200
Speaker 1: who we are? Hang, you're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.

1127
01:26:26,120 --> 01:26:40,680
Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show. All right, Back to

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01:26:40,760 --> 01:26:43,160
Speaker 1: this thing. This guy lucked out and didn't know he did.

1129
01:26:43,280 --> 01:26:50,240
Speaker 1: Here's the story. A French defense industry employee about to retire.

1130
01:26:51,400 --> 01:26:54,559
Speaker 1: He's a defense industry employee about to retire, was gifted

1131
01:26:54,640 --> 01:26:59,280
Speaker 1: something he was extremely reluctant to accept, a ride in

1132
01:26:59,320 --> 01:27:04,280
Speaker 1: a Dessoulve fighter jet. The sixty four year old was

1133
01:27:04,439 --> 01:27:11,519
Speaker 1: not instructed to say the least in passenger etiquette. So

1134
01:27:11,880 --> 01:27:19,040
Speaker 1: here's what happened. Oh gosh. Nobody asked the guy if

1135
01:27:19,040 --> 01:27:20,840
Speaker 1: he wanted to ride this is from the story, or

1136
01:27:20,840 --> 01:27:25,760
Speaker 1: showed him what to expect. Nobody. Nobody taught him how

1137
01:27:25,800 --> 01:27:30,479
Speaker 1: to wear his g suit pants. His seat harness wasn't right,

1138
01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:36,040
Speaker 1: and his helmet and oxygen masks were unbuckled as the

1139
01:27:36,080 --> 01:27:43,120
Speaker 1: plane taxia the runway. He was so nervous that his

1140
01:27:43,240 --> 01:27:46,920
Speaker 1: heartbeat was around a hundred and forty beats per minute

1141
01:27:47,439 --> 01:27:51,320
Speaker 1: just from climbing into the plane. Dude, it is a

1142
01:27:51,479 --> 01:27:56,880
Speaker 1: miracle this guy is not dead at sixty four. He

1143
01:27:56,960 --> 01:28:02,599
Speaker 1: didn't get a medical clearance from his doctor, and he

1144
01:28:02,760 --> 01:28:06,880
Speaker 1: was told no negative g's. I mean, basically, they was

1145
01:28:06,920 --> 01:28:10,519
Speaker 1: told take it easy on the guy. The fighter pilot,

1146
01:28:11,880 --> 01:28:15,200
Speaker 1: being a fighter pilot this is from the article, probably

1147
01:28:15,240 --> 01:28:17,360
Speaker 1: thought he was taking it easy as he pulled into

1148
01:28:17,439 --> 01:28:21,080
Speaker 1: a forty seven degree climb and generated a three point

1149
01:28:21,160 --> 01:28:23,960
Speaker 1: seven G load. I don't know what that means, but

1150
01:28:24,320 --> 01:28:28,439
Speaker 1: it sounds like a lot. On the climb, both the

1151
01:28:28,479 --> 01:28:32,320
Speaker 1: pilot and passenger were crushed down into seat. But when

1152
01:28:32,360 --> 01:28:35,560
Speaker 1: the planes started to level off, things got real panicky.

1153
01:28:35,560 --> 01:28:38,599
Speaker 1: In the real seat as the negative point six seven

1154
01:28:38,600 --> 01:28:41,400
Speaker 1: We need a pilot on the show, as the negative

1155
01:28:41,439 --> 01:28:45,560
Speaker 1: point six seven g load caused the ill buckled passenger

1156
01:28:45,960 --> 01:28:48,559
Speaker 1: to feel like he was about to fly out of

1157
01:28:48,560 --> 01:28:56,960
Speaker 1: the cockpit, which shortly thereafter he did. Apparently, can't get

1158
01:28:57,040 --> 01:29:01,920
Speaker 1: over this. Apparently the quickened, dirty safe debriefing failed to

1159
01:29:02,000 --> 01:29:07,919
Speaker 1: properly emphasize the fact that the black and yellow striped

1160
01:29:08,040 --> 01:29:10,799
Speaker 1: loop in the middle of the seat between his legs

1161
01:29:10,960 --> 01:29:15,000
Speaker 1: was not a grab handle, but a trigger for the

1162
01:29:15,080 --> 01:29:21,040
Speaker 1: ejection seat. The good Doctor's g load recommendations were surely

1163
01:29:21,080 --> 01:29:27,000
Speaker 1: exceeded as pyrotechnics blasted a hole in the canopy and

1164
01:29:27,160 --> 01:29:32,720
Speaker 1: the rocket motors fired the seat and its terrified denison

1165
01:29:33,400 --> 01:29:37,440
Speaker 1: out into the slip stream high above the French countryside.

1166
01:29:40,479 --> 01:29:44,080
Speaker 1: Around the time our hero took to the skies in

1167
01:29:44,200 --> 01:29:49,400
Speaker 1: his very own chairplane, the unbuckled helmet parted ways with

1168
01:29:49,520 --> 01:29:52,640
Speaker 1: the miserable noggin it was pledged to protect. This is

1169
01:29:52,680 --> 01:29:55,360
Speaker 1: such a great article. Who wrote this Car and Driver

1170
01:29:55,560 --> 01:29:59,439
Speaker 1: dot Com? This is Ezra dire at card Car and

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Speaker 1: driver dot Com and the growing cascade of colossal fails.

1172
01:30:05,240 --> 01:30:10,120
Speaker 1: The next one was actually fortuitis fortuitous how do you

1173
01:30:10,160 --> 01:30:14,559
Speaker 1: say that work is fortuitous the right way? Shut up, Chris.

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01:30:14,600 --> 01:30:17,800
Speaker 1: I went to community college. Everybody, Okay, I did not

1175
01:30:17,840 --> 01:30:21,120
Speaker 1: go to a formal school. I didn't grow up with money.

1176
01:30:21,160 --> 01:30:23,600
Speaker 1: I went to public schools, and then when I was

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01:30:23,680 --> 01:30:26,639
Speaker 1: done with the Marine Corps, I went to community college,

1178
01:30:26,760 --> 01:30:29,840
Speaker 1: where I have almost three years of credits. If you're

1179
01:30:29,840 --> 01:30:33,240
Speaker 1: looking for fancy schmancy law degrees, there are a million

1180
01:30:33,320 --> 01:30:36,559
Speaker 1: shows out there where you can talk to somebody like that.

1181
01:30:36,960 --> 01:30:39,760
Speaker 1: You are not going to find that here. You're only

1182
01:30:39,800 --> 01:30:42,200
Speaker 1: going to find stupidity here. So I don't know how

1183
01:30:42,240 --> 01:30:48,040
Speaker 1: to say words, all right. The pilot's own ejections the

1184
01:30:48,200 --> 01:30:53,920
Speaker 1: pilot's own ejection seat malfunction when either the four or

1185
01:30:54,160 --> 01:30:58,760
Speaker 1: AF seat in a rafal I'm guessing that's the name

1186
01:30:58,800 --> 01:31:01,519
Speaker 1: of the jet is triggered. The second one is supposed

1187
01:31:01,560 --> 01:31:04,280
Speaker 1: to follow automatically on the theory that if one crew

1188
01:31:04,280 --> 01:31:07,519
Speaker 1: member makes an unscheduled departure, there's probably a good reason

1189
01:31:07,560 --> 01:31:11,120
Speaker 1: for the other to promptly join the exodus. And indeed,

1190
01:31:11,439 --> 01:31:16,680
Speaker 1: after the world's unhappiest retiree, bid Ado, pyrotechnics blew a

1191
01:31:16,720 --> 01:31:21,759
Speaker 1: hole in the pilot's canopy, but the first ejection damage

1192
01:31:21,840 --> 01:31:24,960
Speaker 1: the front seat such that it didn't eject, and the

1193
01:31:25,000 --> 01:31:29,400
Speaker 1: pilot was actually able to land his now al Fresco

1194
01:31:29,640 --> 01:31:34,719
Speaker 1: fighter Jet, at which point the pilot beat feet away

1195
01:31:34,880 --> 01:31:38,280
Speaker 1: from the aircraft for fear that the dud would, like

1196
01:31:38,400 --> 01:31:42,640
Speaker 1: so many flights take off late. In fact, nobody was

1197
01:31:42,680 --> 01:31:45,599
Speaker 1: allowed near the plane for twenty four hours after it landed,

1198
01:31:45,680 --> 01:31:48,519
Speaker 1: just in case the pilot's seat decided to go all

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01:31:48,680 --> 01:31:52,880
Speaker 1: colonel stop and fire rockets. I don't know who's colonel stopped.

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01:31:52,920 --> 01:31:59,120
Speaker 1: Chris looked that up stapp As for our unfortunate copilot,

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01:31:59,160 --> 01:32:01,880
Speaker 1: he made it to the ground with minor injuries and

1202
01:32:02,040 --> 01:32:04,920
Speaker 1: likely a keen desire never to hang out with old

1203
01:32:05,000 --> 01:32:09,320
Speaker 1: co workers ever again, because, as the report notes, he

1204
01:32:09,360 --> 01:32:11,760
Speaker 1: didn't want the ride in the fighter jet in the

1205
01:32:11,800 --> 01:32:16,519
Speaker 1: first place. According to the BA slash either passenger quote

1206
01:32:16,840 --> 01:32:19,719
Speaker 1: never expressed the desire to carry out this type of flight,

1207
01:32:19,960 --> 01:32:23,960
Speaker 1: in particular on a refall, but his cohorts offered him

1208
01:32:23,960 --> 01:32:32,760
Speaker 1: a chance to bail. Ultimately he did it anyway. Stops law.

1209
01:32:32,840 --> 01:32:35,479
Speaker 1: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. I always

1210
01:32:35,479 --> 01:32:38,479
Speaker 1: thought that was Murphy's law. That is Murphy's law. Who's

1211
01:32:38,520 --> 01:32:41,920
Speaker 1: this colonel stop? Guy? He's trying to hijack you know

1212
01:32:41,960 --> 01:32:44,759
Speaker 1: what that is. I bet you, bunny, he's some foreigner

1213
01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:49,160
Speaker 1: and they're trying to hijack an American, saying, who who

1214
01:32:49,240 --> 01:32:53,080
Speaker 1: is he? Chris? Oh wait, stop as an American? Never

1215
01:32:53,160 --> 01:32:58,599
Speaker 1: mind all hail colonel, stop American hero. Well, who's Murphy?

1216
01:32:58,640 --> 01:33:02,280
Speaker 1: Then that's Murphy's law? Find out Murphy, Chris. We're doing

1217
01:33:02,360 --> 01:33:12,000
Speaker 1: this live, okay, So nobody knows either way. Here's my

1218
01:33:12,080 --> 01:33:16,080
Speaker 1: point in this whole story. I realize for a sixty

1219
01:33:16,160 --> 01:33:19,560
Speaker 1: four year old man, that had to be beyond traumatic.

1220
01:33:19,920 --> 01:33:23,560
Speaker 1: I mean, I cannot believe he didn't die. I genuinely

1221
01:33:23,560 --> 01:33:25,880
Speaker 1: mean that. If his heartbeat was one hundred forty beats

1222
01:33:25,920 --> 01:33:29,240
Speaker 1: before he even took off, I can't believe the ejection

1223
01:33:29,320 --> 01:33:32,240
Speaker 1: didn't blow him out. Think how scary it would be anyway,

1224
01:33:32,280 --> 01:33:36,840
Speaker 1: just having the cockpit glass above you shatter in explosions

1225
01:33:36,880 --> 01:33:38,960
Speaker 1: because they have to blow that before they can shoot

1226
01:33:39,000 --> 01:33:42,320
Speaker 1: you out of the plane. So obviously I can't believe

1227
01:33:42,320 --> 01:33:49,599
Speaker 1: he didn't die. But I've always wanted to eject from

1228
01:33:49,600 --> 01:33:53,439
Speaker 1: a plane. Don't you what you don't do? You don't

1229
01:33:53,479 --> 01:34:01,000
Speaker 1: want to eject from a plane, Chris. Chris asked, if

1230
01:34:01,000 --> 01:34:03,320
Speaker 1: I was in that situation, how soon after what? I

1231
01:34:03,360 --> 01:34:08,360
Speaker 1: have to change my pants. Now I gotta be frank

1232
01:34:08,400 --> 01:34:10,960
Speaker 1: with everybody here, Chris, I gotta be frank with you.

1233
01:34:11,880 --> 01:34:15,559
Speaker 1: I gotta be frank with the audience. I've been in

1234
01:34:16,520 --> 01:34:22,000
Speaker 1: obviously some life threatening situations before combat, car rex, etc.

1235
01:34:25,200 --> 01:34:28,759
Speaker 1: There are people who are poopers and there are people

1236
01:34:28,760 --> 01:34:34,960
Speaker 1: who are not poopers. I'm not a pooper. However, I

1237
01:34:35,080 --> 01:34:38,160
Speaker 1: have been with and fought with very very brave people

1238
01:34:39,840 --> 01:34:47,880
Speaker 1: who are poopers. So quit laughing, Chris. So I mean no,

1239
01:34:47,960 --> 01:34:51,080
Speaker 1: I'd be fine. I'm not gonna poop. But I know

1240
01:34:51,120 --> 01:34:52,960
Speaker 1: a lot of people who would poop. I don't know.

1241
01:34:53,080 --> 01:34:57,080
Speaker 1: That's just it's an involuntary body thing. I'm not a pooper,

1242
01:34:57,520 --> 01:35:02,040
Speaker 1: all right, So no I would. I would, I would

1243
01:35:02,040 --> 01:35:05,639
Speaker 1: maintain control of my bowels, and I wouldn't vomit either.

1244
01:35:06,400 --> 01:35:10,479
Speaker 1: Now I have to clarify something. I didn't do anything

1245
01:35:10,520 --> 01:35:14,840
Speaker 1: to acquire this. Maybe this is some Irish heritage. I

1246
01:35:14,840 --> 01:35:18,200
Speaker 1: think I got some German in there. I also don't

1247
01:35:18,200 --> 01:35:26,360
Speaker 1: get nauseous like ever my younger years when I'd have

1248
01:35:26,400 --> 01:35:29,200
Speaker 1: way too much to drink, I do not get nauseous.

1249
01:35:29,920 --> 01:35:32,280
Speaker 1: I do not get boat sick. I do not get

1250
01:35:32,320 --> 01:35:36,040
Speaker 1: air sick. Do you remember my boat six story? Chris?

1251
01:35:37,439 --> 01:35:39,240
Speaker 1: All right, how do you forget the boat? Sixth story?

1252
01:35:39,320 --> 01:35:44,240
Speaker 1: So here we go. Yeah, all right, hopefully you've already

1253
01:35:44,240 --> 01:36:07,640
Speaker 1: eaten hang on. You know what the ultimate red flag

1254
01:36:07,680 --> 01:36:10,879
Speaker 1: for me is when I'm signing up for any service.

1255
01:36:11,120 --> 01:36:13,120
Speaker 1: I want this service. I want this lawn service. I

1256
01:36:13,160 --> 01:36:15,519
Speaker 1: want this kind of service. As soon as they do

1257
01:36:16,040 --> 01:36:20,520
Speaker 1: the contract thing, you know what I'm talking about. Oh, oh, absolutely,

1258
01:36:20,560 --> 01:36:23,280
Speaker 1: I'm so glad you want to sign up with us today,

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01:36:23,320 --> 01:36:27,040
Speaker 1: mister Kelly, Now, would you like the two or three

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Speaker 1: year contract? Wait? What why do I have to Why

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Speaker 1: do I have to sign into a long contract? If

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Speaker 1: you're providing me a good service at a good price,

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Speaker 1: why are you so interested in locking me into a

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Speaker 1: two or three year contract. That is a red flag

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Speaker 1: for me. It's simply safe, their home security, no contracts,

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Speaker 1: no pushy salespeople, no lousy customer support. You go online,

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Speaker 1: you pick it out, they mail it to you, plug

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Speaker 1: it in your covered simply safe dot com as Jesse

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Speaker 1: that's simply safe dot com slash Jesse. Go there today,

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Speaker 1: Chris reminded me. As we're coming back, then, I need

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Speaker 1: to tell this boat sixth story. Now. I know a

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Speaker 1: lot of you probably wonder, Jesse, how are you so

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Speaker 1: incredible at this? Understand something I don't prepare or focus

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Speaker 1: for the show. Sometimes I lose my train of thought

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Speaker 1: and I forget what I was talking about. So when

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Speaker 1: we come back from a break, if he's not busy

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Speaker 1: screwing off, Chris will inform me that I have promised

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Speaker 1: a story or I need to continue a story, and

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Speaker 1: so I'm going to do this now. But even though

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Speaker 1: he told me I need to do the boat sixth story,

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Speaker 1: I will tell you it's a little gross, and I

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Speaker 1: considered not telling it. It's a little gross. It's a

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Speaker 1: little difficult to relive, if you will, Chris, And it's

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Speaker 1: difficult to relive in that what's the best way I

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Speaker 1: can put this. Think of the worst stomach flu you've

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Speaker 1: ever had, and everything that comes with the stomach flu.

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Speaker 1: I certainly don't need to elaborate, you know, the vomiting,

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Speaker 1: the green apples, flatters everything. Do you enjoy thinking about

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Speaker 1: that time in your life, about how you felt about

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Speaker 1: the things you did. Do you enjoy thinking about how

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Speaker 1: you looked, how you smelled? You don't you kind of

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Speaker 1: set that aside. Well, here's this story. Now. I am

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Speaker 1: assuming they still do this. But I joined the Marine

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Speaker 1: Corps in the year two thousand, so this is prior

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Speaker 1: to nine to eleven. Therefore it's prior to Iraq, Afghanistan forever.

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Speaker 1: It's all this stuff, So I'm sure this has messed

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Speaker 1: up deployment schedules big time. I don't know to what

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Speaker 1: extent they still do this. You're welcome to write me

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Speaker 1: and tell me. By the way, Jesse at Jesse Kelly

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Speaker 1: Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com.

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Speaker 1: But part of your four year Marine Corps stint when

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Speaker 1: you were in the infantry is every two years. Once

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01:39:38,200 --> 01:39:42,360
Speaker 1: every two years, you would do a six month deployment,

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Speaker 1: a six month stretch overseas, and depending where you were

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Speaker 1: stationed stateside, what unit you were in, that would depend

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Speaker 1: on where you win. Some guys had to get on

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Speaker 1: a boat, which that sounds fun, and I love boats,

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01:39:57,400 --> 01:39:59,479
Speaker 1: but I'm six eight and I do not do well

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Speaker 1: on nay vessels. But some guys had to get on

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Speaker 1: a boat. But there are benefits to a boat. You

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01:40:05,040 --> 01:40:08,519
Speaker 1: would go to places like Australia where the beer flows

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Speaker 1: like wine apparently, and the women are hot and they

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Speaker 1: love Americans. In the countryside's cool and you can go

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Speaker 1: swimming in the Great Barrier Reef. And I mean it's Australia.

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Speaker 1: Even though it's a horrific place with dead Letta, it

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Speaker 1: wasn't be a cool place to stop. So some people

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Speaker 1: do that. Some people will go on a boat or

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Speaker 1: a plane and they'll head east. They're going to Europe

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Speaker 1: or Africa. I mean, most of the time, the deployments

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Speaker 1: are not exactly in the best places in the world.

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Speaker 1: I was in twenty nine Palms, California. Our deployments were

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Speaker 1: six months in Okinawa, Japan. We did not boat there

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Speaker 1: because of course I joined the Marine Corps and was

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Speaker 1: stationed in the middle of the freaking Mojave Desert. So

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Speaker 1: we didn't take a boat because you can't take a

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Speaker 1: boat from twenty nine Palms, California. We went to an airport.

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Speaker 1: We got on a plane. For those of you wondering,

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Speaker 1: actually wasn't that bad. It wasn't some C one thirty

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Speaker 1: military plane where you fly for seventeen hours. They essentially

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Speaker 1: would block off like a commercial seven forty seven for

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Speaker 1: US and fly us over that way. Now. Granted it's

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Speaker 1: the Marine Corps and they treat you like crap the

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Speaker 1: whole time. And I was a super young marine at

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Speaker 1: the time. I had not really advanced in rank y

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Speaker 1: because I just got in. So you really get treated

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Speaker 1: like crap all the crappy duties everything else. But still

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Speaker 1: it's kind of cool, right. You join for some sense

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Speaker 1: of adventure. That's why young men do such things. Get

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Speaker 1: on a plane, we fly over to Okinawa. Now you

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Speaker 1: don't just stay in Okinawa. You see other deployments in

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Speaker 1: the Marine Corps. When you're on a boat, you bounce around.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna pop in this place, You're gonna pop in

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Speaker 1: that place when you fly red to Okinawa. Yes, you

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Speaker 1: have a base you're staying at, and you have a barracks,

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Speaker 1: and you have a place that's where you go. But

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Speaker 1: you're going to take various trips to other places in

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Speaker 1: the vicinity to get various kinds of training in They're

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Speaker 1: always trying to train you, to give you at least

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Speaker 1: some sort of knowledge in every kind of environment. They

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01:42:16,160 --> 01:42:17,880
Speaker 1: try to make sure, I mean, you're not going to

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Speaker 1: be this, you know, this master of every environment. That's

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01:42:20,760 --> 01:42:24,680
Speaker 1: not realistic, even spec ops guys aren't that way, but

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Speaker 1: you're going to have some basic knowledge of all of it.

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Speaker 1: We did mountain for warfare training. We did winter warfare training.

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Speaker 1: Because I was in the desert, we did endless desert

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Speaker 1: warfare training, which actually ended up paying off nicely. We

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Speaker 1: would do more mountainous kind of training. When we were

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Speaker 1: in Okinawa, they flew us up to Tokyo to Mount

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Speaker 1: Fuji up there, and we went up to Mount Fuji

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Speaker 1: and did this training. That's when we started that illegal fire.

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Speaker 1: I told you about that one time, Chris. I'll tell

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Speaker 1: the story another day. We're not going into that now.

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Speaker 1: And of course we got to enjoy ourselves with a

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Speaker 1: little liberty in Tokyo. They gave us a list of

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Speaker 1: bars we were not allowed to go into, so of

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Speaker 1: course that was the list of bars we went to

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Speaker 1: right away. Thanks for giving us a list of all

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Speaker 1: the fun spots. Look, I told you I'm not a

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Speaker 1: rule follower. I admit it's gotten me in a lot

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Speaker 1: of trouble. That's where where we were. But at one

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Speaker 1: point in time they decided it was time to go

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Speaker 1: do what's called cobra gold. Now I think they still

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Speaker 1: do cobra Gold today and what Cobra Gold is is

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Speaker 1: it's three weeks to a month. I forget exactly. It's

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Speaker 1: a month long jungle warfare training in Thailand, which we've

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Speaker 1: talked about before. We're not going into Thailand. We're going

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Speaker 1: into the trip to Thailand. We get ready to get

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Speaker 1: on this boat to go to Thailand. Now, this boat

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Speaker 1: was a gigantic catamaran. The catamaran is like a like

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Speaker 1: a pontoon boat. You know, you have liked the one

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Speaker 1: pond tune on one side and the other pontoon on

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Speaker 1: the other side, maybe one in the middle. Only this

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Speaker 1: one is multiply that tide's two hundred. It's like the

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Speaker 1: size of a cruise ship. Yes, Chris, very similar to

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Speaker 1: water World, only even bigger than that. And there aren't

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Speaker 1: sleeping apartments or anything like that on there. Because I

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Speaker 1: think the journey was supposed to be, I probably have

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Speaker 1: this wrong. Again, feel free to correct me. Jesse at

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01:44:23,400 --> 01:44:25,760
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show dot com. I probably have this wrong.

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Speaker 1: But the journey was seven eight nine hours long. It

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Speaker 1: was long trip, and we all had seats like a plane,

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Speaker 1: and they did have a big internal area beside the

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Speaker 1: seats where they had tables and chairs and things, and

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Speaker 1: they were nailed down. And that's going to matter a

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01:44:40,280 --> 01:44:43,519
Speaker 1: lot here in just a moment, everything's nailed down, everything's

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Speaker 1: bolted down. Well, this is the Marine Corps, and these

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Speaker 1: types of troop movements take a lot of planning and coordination,

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Speaker 1: and they cost a lot of money. Therefore, if you're

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Speaker 1: ever going to cancel one, it is not a small deal.

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Speaker 1: How inconvenienced are you when they've canceled or severely delayed

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01:45:08,560 --> 01:45:11,639
Speaker 1: a flight You've taken severely right, I've been, I've gone

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01:45:11,640 --> 01:45:14,599
Speaker 1: through it. It's horrible sacks. Oh gosh, it's ruins today,

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01:45:14,640 --> 01:45:21,559
Speaker 1: we're gonna live. It's darable. Well, multiply that by several thousand,

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01:45:21,720 --> 01:45:23,559
Speaker 1: and that's how big of a deal it is when

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01:45:23,560 --> 01:45:27,120
Speaker 1: you have to cancel something. Now we have this boat

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Speaker 1: we got to get on, and there is a tropical

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Speaker 1: storm brewing in the area between Okinawa and Thailand. Might

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Speaker 1: not be the best time to get on a boat.

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01:45:44,000 --> 01:45:50,519
Speaker 1: In hindsight, probably something we shouldn't have done. However, United

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Speaker 1: States Marine Corps being what the United States Marine Corps is,

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Speaker 1: they stepped right up to the plate and said, we're fine, everybody,

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Speaker 1: get on the boat. They've got life jackets for Pete's sakes,

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Speaker 1: Quippy and a baby that we all get on the boat.

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Speaker 1: Understand that a lot of people get seasick, maybe you

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01:46:16,160 --> 01:46:21,280
Speaker 1: get seasick. And at first it's only a couple of

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Speaker 1: guys because the ocean is just doing normal ocean things.

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01:46:24,680 --> 01:46:27,839
Speaker 1: We're taking this huge catamaran across the ocean towards Thailand

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01:46:27,880 --> 01:46:29,400
Speaker 1: and a couple of guys getting sick. It's not the

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Speaker 1: end of the world. Then the storm comes, Hanga. I

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Speaker 1: don't want you to have to worry about identity theft.

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Speaker 1: The truth is you're completely safe from identity theft as

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Speaker 1: long as you never go on the internet. Oh oh

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Speaker 1: you go on the Internet. Yeah, I thought so. Then

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Speaker 1: you're not safe. Your information is out there. Your credit cards,

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01:47:17,760 --> 01:47:22,040
Speaker 1: your debit cards, your bank accounts, social Security number, credit score,

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01:47:22,479 --> 01:47:26,920
Speaker 1: they're hanging out there. And these cyber thieves, when you

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01:47:27,000 --> 01:47:30,400
Speaker 1: go to work, that is their work. They spend all

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01:47:30,520 --> 01:47:34,920
Speaker 1: day and night prowling the Internet for your information. Go

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Speaker 1: get identity hero dot net slash jesse. You need identity

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Speaker 1: Hero to make sure they don't get it. And if

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Speaker 1: the worst happens and they do, Identity Hero will pay

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Speaker 1: you back dollar for dollar up to a million bucks,

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Speaker 1: and you get this for starting at seven dollars and

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Speaker 1: ninety five cents a month. Identity hero dot net slash

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Speaker 1: Jesse identity hero dot net slash Jesse. The storm came

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Speaker 1: like any other. Storm comes slowly at first, and it

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Speaker 1: starts to get it a bit more rocky on the boat,

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Speaker 1: and then it starts to get really rocky on the boat.

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01:48:37,080 --> 01:48:40,000
Speaker 1: And eventually we get to a point where you can

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01:48:40,120 --> 01:48:45,719
Speaker 1: see the officers, the people in charge are a bit shaken.

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01:48:47,680 --> 01:48:51,520
Speaker 1: We have this catemory and it's tall. Now I'm completely

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Speaker 1: guessing on this. I'm going off a memory on all this.

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Speaker 1: From the water to the top of this boat, we're

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Speaker 1: fifty sixty feet maybe seventy. This is a big, big thing.

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01:49:04,400 --> 01:49:09,559
Speaker 1: It's not a small thing. Huge. And the waves when

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01:49:09,560 --> 01:49:13,320
Speaker 1: we dip down, you know when you crash off of

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01:49:13,400 --> 01:49:15,000
Speaker 1: one wave and you dip down and the other the

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01:49:15,080 --> 01:49:18,960
Speaker 1: next wave is at eye level with the windows outside

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Speaker 1: of the seats. We are in very, very very rough seas.

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Speaker 1: I've been in rough seas before with a very panicked

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01:49:26,320 --> 01:49:33,439
Speaker 1: ship captain before, and this is very rough. And guys

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01:49:33,560 --> 01:49:38,599
Speaker 1: begin to get very very seasick, and this is going

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01:49:38,640 --> 01:49:41,799
Speaker 1: to get gross. I'm sorry, I can't make this story

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Speaker 1: any nicer. Guys begin to vomit, and obviously the early

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01:49:48,280 --> 01:49:53,760
Speaker 1: sea sick guys were already sick. Now other guys are

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01:49:53,800 --> 01:50:00,080
Speaker 1: starting to vomit because the oceans so much worse. And

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01:49:59,800 --> 01:50:04,960
Speaker 1: then the situation begins to compound on itself because the

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Speaker 1: guys are running to the bathrooms in the middle to vomit. Well,

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01:50:10,360 --> 01:50:14,200
Speaker 1: now they can't stand up properly because the waves are

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01:50:14,280 --> 01:50:17,840
Speaker 1: so bad, and so they're missing the toilet with some

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Speaker 1: of the vomit. And then the toilets all clogged, every

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Speaker 1: one of them because there's so much vomit in them now.

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Speaker 1: And if this sounds like the grossest thing you've ever seen,

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Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding you. I'm getting I'm getting a

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01:50:35,280 --> 01:50:38,160
Speaker 1: little grossed out just relaying the story. In gosh, Chris,

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01:50:38,200 --> 01:50:40,679
Speaker 1: this has to be this has to be twenty years ago.

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01:50:41,120 --> 01:50:44,760
Speaker 1: This has to be two decades ago for me. The

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01:50:44,840 --> 01:50:48,439
Speaker 1: vomit's overflowing from the toilets. The vomits now all over

1469
01:50:48,439 --> 01:50:52,679
Speaker 1: the floors, which are hard floors, So it's now with

1470
01:50:52,800 --> 01:50:55,960
Speaker 1: the waves swishing back and forth, the guys are now

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01:50:56,040 --> 01:50:59,360
Speaker 1: vomiting into the sinks. The sinks obviously are going to

1472
01:50:59,400 --> 01:51:02,080
Speaker 1: fill up and clog immediately, just like the toilets did.

1473
01:51:02,160 --> 01:51:07,760
Speaker 1: Now every bathroom, every sink on the boat is slashing

1474
01:51:08,479 --> 01:51:12,559
Speaker 1: vomit around. Oh, I know what you're thinking, but what

1475
01:51:12,640 --> 01:51:14,800
Speaker 1: about the vomit bags. Oh, this is where it gets

1476
01:51:14,840 --> 01:51:17,960
Speaker 1: really really good. We are at the point in time

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01:51:18,000 --> 01:51:21,160
Speaker 1: I have to I have to tell you only those

1478
01:51:21,320 --> 01:51:27,160
Speaker 1: who have no boat sickness, nothing whatsoever, are not sick anymore. Well,

1479
01:51:27,600 --> 01:51:32,240
Speaker 1: we're probably there are probably a thousand marines on this boat.

1480
01:51:32,520 --> 01:51:36,160
Speaker 1: I would guess there are fifty of us who didn't

1481
01:51:36,200 --> 01:51:39,280
Speaker 1: get sick, and we're not sick at all. Because you

1482
01:51:39,280 --> 01:51:41,200
Speaker 1: have to understand, even if you're not boat sick, not

1483
01:51:41,320 --> 01:51:45,639
Speaker 1: by now, just the environment, just the smell, just the site,

1484
01:51:45,840 --> 01:51:50,599
Speaker 1: the sounds is getting guy sick who don't get boat sick. So,

1485
01:51:50,880 --> 01:51:54,000
Speaker 1: like the fifty of us, we crowd into the center

1486
01:51:54,040 --> 01:51:56,559
Speaker 1: of the boat just so we won't be around the

1487
01:51:56,840 --> 01:51:59,800
Speaker 1: sea of vomit in sick dudes all around us. It

1488
01:51:59,880 --> 01:52:05,960
Speaker 1: is as it's it's absolutely chaos. And we're sitting there

1489
01:52:05,960 --> 01:52:09,840
Speaker 1: at these tables with the bolted down chairs, trying to

1490
01:52:09,920 --> 01:52:12,400
Speaker 1: play cards, even though we couldn't keep the cards on

1491
01:52:12,400 --> 01:52:15,479
Speaker 1: the table, only because we didn't want to look up

1492
01:52:15,520 --> 01:52:18,320
Speaker 1: and look around at what's happening all around us. The

1493
01:52:18,360 --> 01:52:20,479
Speaker 1: only time we would look up is we would look

1494
01:52:20,560 --> 01:52:22,559
Speaker 1: up to make fun of a buddy who was puking,

1495
01:52:22,600 --> 01:52:26,400
Speaker 1: and then we'd look back down. And the sinks are full,

1496
01:52:26,439 --> 01:52:29,559
Speaker 1: the toilets are full. So what they do is they

1497
01:52:29,600 --> 01:52:33,479
Speaker 1: scramble and they pull out a bunch of vomit bags.

1498
01:52:33,720 --> 01:52:36,080
Speaker 1: I think in the you know what, Chris, make a

1499
01:52:36,120 --> 01:52:39,200
Speaker 1: note in the future, when I tell bad stories like this,

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01:52:39,240 --> 01:52:41,320
Speaker 1: we're gonna come up with better words to make the

1501
01:52:41,439 --> 01:52:46,080
Speaker 1: story better. I mean, less gross. Vomit is a horrible word.

1502
01:52:46,760 --> 01:52:48,719
Speaker 1: Vomit is not the word I should have been using

1503
01:52:48,760 --> 01:52:51,920
Speaker 1: from the beginning. We should have done something, maybe even

1504
01:52:52,000 --> 01:52:55,040
Speaker 1: totally crude, like blow chunks or something like that, because

1505
01:52:55,080 --> 01:53:03,240
Speaker 1: it's less gross, isn't it. I understand that vomit is

1506
01:53:03,280 --> 01:53:06,120
Speaker 1: the appropriate word. That's getting across what I want to

1507
01:53:06,160 --> 01:53:10,559
Speaker 1: get across. However, I have a nation of people listening

1508
01:53:10,600 --> 01:53:13,840
Speaker 1: to me right now vomiting themselves because the story is

1509
01:53:13,880 --> 01:53:17,840
Speaker 1: so gross, and oh it's about to get worse. They

1510
01:53:17,880 --> 01:53:21,040
Speaker 1: scramble because the toilets are overflowing, the sinks are overflowing,

1511
01:53:21,120 --> 01:53:25,439
Speaker 1: and they get vomit bags. I do not mean, I

1512
01:53:25,439 --> 01:53:29,240
Speaker 1: cannot stress this enough. We are not talking about your

1513
01:53:29,320 --> 01:53:34,320
Speaker 1: little airplane vomit bag that's like eight or nine inches long,

1514
01:53:34,400 --> 01:53:37,560
Speaker 1: made for one person who loses it on a plane.

1515
01:53:37,400 --> 01:53:39,280
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm talking about? The vomit the

1516
01:53:39,360 --> 01:53:44,360
Speaker 1: vomit bag in the front seat of the plane. These

1517
01:53:44,600 --> 01:53:49,519
Speaker 1: are again I'm going off on memory here. These are

1518
01:53:50,680 --> 01:53:54,840
Speaker 1: three feet long, over two feet long, I know that

1519
01:53:54,880 --> 01:53:59,080
Speaker 1: for a fact. And they have this plastic top to them,

1520
01:53:59,080 --> 01:54:02,240
Speaker 1: this round plastic top on the on the vomit bags.

1521
01:54:02,240 --> 01:54:05,400
Speaker 1: They're high end round plastic top on the vomit bags,

1522
01:54:06,600 --> 01:54:09,599
Speaker 1: so you can fill up the vomit bag or puke

1523
01:54:09,640 --> 01:54:11,840
Speaker 1: in it. But then the plastic top is designed so

1524
01:54:11,920 --> 01:54:14,400
Speaker 1: you can twist it up and fold it down and

1525
01:54:14,600 --> 01:54:17,240
Speaker 1: seal it off. They're they're they're nice. I mean, they're

1526
01:54:17,320 --> 01:54:20,800
Speaker 1: nice to high end boat vomit bags, except for the

1527
01:54:20,840 --> 01:54:33,160
Speaker 1: fact there aren't enough of them, and guys are handing

1528
01:54:34,560 --> 01:54:43,080
Speaker 1: full vomit bags back and forth, taking turns puking in

1529
01:54:43,160 --> 01:54:49,480
Speaker 1: the same vomit bag. Remember the waves in the ocean.

1530
01:54:50,440 --> 01:54:59,040
Speaker 1: Guys are dropping them. Guys are spilling them on themselves.

1531
01:55:01,080 --> 01:55:07,040
Speaker 1: It was the ugliest thing I think I have ever

1532
01:55:07,080 --> 01:55:10,520
Speaker 1: seen in my entire life. And oh did we make

1533
01:55:10,600 --> 01:55:12,960
Speaker 1: fun of all of them. And you had to be careful,

1534
01:55:13,000 --> 01:55:14,600
Speaker 1: you know, because it happened to a couple of guys

1535
01:55:14,600 --> 01:55:17,080
Speaker 1: in the center where you're making fun of everyone else.

1536
01:55:17,160 --> 01:55:18,840
Speaker 1: Ha ha. I don't get sea sick. But then the

1537
01:55:18,960 --> 01:55:21,400
Speaker 1: sights and sounds make you got to go join them,

1538
01:55:21,400 --> 01:55:23,920
Speaker 1: and you don't want to get sick. So eventually we

1539
01:55:24,120 --> 01:55:27,320
Speaker 1: stopped getting cocky about it, and we we just we

1540
01:55:27,400 --> 01:55:29,520
Speaker 1: just bowed our heads and thanked God. We weren't in

1541
01:55:29,560 --> 01:55:32,200
Speaker 1: that group, and we just sat there and played cards.

1542
01:55:33,800 --> 01:55:38,080
Speaker 1: So when I tell you I don't get sick in

1543
01:55:38,160 --> 01:55:40,960
Speaker 1: that way, I do not get sick in that way.

1544
01:55:42,280 --> 01:55:44,880
Speaker 1: That friend of yours who's always vomiting so he has

1545
01:55:44,880 --> 01:55:47,520
Speaker 1: too much to drink, you know, God bless him, that's

1546
01:55:47,520 --> 01:55:50,040
Speaker 1: probably a better way to do it. It's better not

1547
01:55:50,040 --> 01:55:52,280
Speaker 1: to have that much to drink at all. But it's

1548
01:55:52,360 --> 01:55:53,880
Speaker 1: probably a better way to do it because you get

1549
01:55:53,920 --> 01:55:55,360
Speaker 1: rid of that. That doesn't happen to me. I don't

1550
01:55:55,360 --> 01:55:58,240
Speaker 1: get nauseous, It just does not happen. The only time

1551
01:55:58,280 --> 01:56:02,400
Speaker 1: that ever happened was during that Habu Venom take thing

1552
01:56:02,480 --> 01:56:04,680
Speaker 1: in Japan. But we're not telling that story today, Chris.

1553
01:56:04,680 --> 01:56:06,680
Speaker 1: That's going to have to wait for another day because

1554
01:56:06,680 --> 01:56:15,120
Speaker 1: I think the audience is grossed out enough. I understand

1555
01:56:15,120 --> 01:56:18,200
Speaker 1: the marine stories tend to be gross stories. There's nothing

1556
01:56:18,240 --> 01:56:20,600
Speaker 1: I can do about that. Those are the stories that

1557
01:56:20,760 --> 01:56:29,440
Speaker 1: stick out. Let's talk about something Sunnier. Afghanistan to release

1558
01:56:29,920 --> 01:56:35,000
Speaker 1: to release four hundred hardcore Taliban prisoners in a bid

1559
01:56:35,040 --> 01:56:37,440
Speaker 1: for peace. This is according to Reuters. You know, you

1560
01:56:37,520 --> 01:56:40,200
Speaker 1: used to call Reuters routers on the air because I

1561
01:56:40,200 --> 01:56:41,880
Speaker 1: didn't know how to talk it. I didn't know I

1562
01:56:41,920 --> 01:56:43,320
Speaker 1: didn't know how to talk it. I didn't know how

1563
01:56:43,360 --> 01:56:46,560
Speaker 1: to pronounce it. And then we have all these smart

1564
01:56:46,560 --> 01:56:49,720
Speaker 1: ALEC listeners who don't realize how sensitive I am, and

1565
01:56:49,760 --> 01:56:52,840
Speaker 1: they write me emails Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com,

1566
01:56:52,920 --> 01:56:55,680
Speaker 1: and they make fun of how I say words. I

1567
01:56:55,760 --> 01:57:02,160
Speaker 1: don't know how to say words. But either way, Donald

1568
01:57:02,200 --> 01:57:08,000
Speaker 1: Trump is reducing our troops, our troop numbers in Afghanistan.

1569
01:57:09,640 --> 01:57:14,600
Speaker 1: He is phasing it out. He is doing the right thing,

1570
01:57:16,880 --> 01:57:23,920
Speaker 1: doing the right thing. But there's good and there's evil.

1571
01:57:25,520 --> 01:57:33,560
Speaker 1: There's right and there's wrong, and sometimes there's just the

1572
01:57:33,600 --> 01:57:37,400
Speaker 1: world we live in and have to accept I am

1573
01:57:49,160 --> 01:57:52,480
Speaker 1: miss something. There's a podcast, get it on demand wherever

1574
01:57:52,560 --> 01:58:00,320
Speaker 1: podcasts are found, The Jesse Kelly Show. How exposed is

1575
01:58:00,360 --> 01:58:04,920
Speaker 1: your information online? How much of your information is out there? Now?

1576
01:58:04,960 --> 01:58:07,480
Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong. I don't think you're naive. I

1577
01:58:07,520 --> 01:58:10,280
Speaker 1: don't think you have a public profile with your home address,

1578
01:58:10,360 --> 01:58:14,000
Speaker 1: your online dating profile information, your gun records, all your

1579
01:58:14,000 --> 01:58:17,440
Speaker 1: previous addresses, things like that. I don't think you'd knowingly

1580
01:58:17,480 --> 01:58:19,800
Speaker 1: put all that information out there for all to see.

1581
01:58:20,240 --> 01:58:23,080
Speaker 1: But something like that may be happening with your information online.

1582
01:58:23,960 --> 01:58:27,040
Speaker 1: What I mean is there may be public records posted

1583
01:58:27,120 --> 01:58:30,680
Speaker 1: about you. You wouldn't paint your private information on your

1584
01:58:30,680 --> 01:58:34,160
Speaker 1: garage door, right, but you could be leaving a footprint

1585
01:58:34,200 --> 01:58:37,080
Speaker 1: everywhere you go when you're online. A lot of the

1586
01:58:37,160 --> 01:58:39,640
Speaker 1: things you do online, or maybe records you didn't even

1587
01:58:39,640 --> 01:58:43,200
Speaker 1: set up yourself. Those records might be out there. Not

1588
01:58:43,320 --> 01:58:46,080
Speaker 1: only could they possibly be out there, others might be

1589
01:58:46,120 --> 01:58:49,280
Speaker 1: able to see them as well. It's more important than

1590
01:58:49,320 --> 01:58:52,520
Speaker 1: ever to find out what could be posted online about you.

1591
01:58:52,520 --> 01:58:54,400
Speaker 1: Go ahead and look up your name or anyone else's

1592
01:58:54,520 --> 01:58:57,400
Speaker 1: right now, go to get the truth now dot com.

1593
01:58:57,480 --> 01:59:21,040
Speaker 1: That's get the truth now dot com. The world in

1594
01:59:21,120 --> 01:59:26,760
Speaker 1: which we live is going to get it's gonna get

1595
01:59:26,840 --> 01:59:30,320
Speaker 1: yet another wake up call. In Afghanistan. You got these

1596
01:59:30,360 --> 01:59:33,480
Speaker 1: four hundred Taliban prisoners released. We don't know what to do.

1597
01:59:35,760 --> 01:59:37,480
Speaker 1: Here is the truth, and I'm just gonna give it

1598
01:59:37,480 --> 01:59:41,560
Speaker 1: to you right between the eyes. We are going to

1599
01:59:41,640 --> 01:59:45,680
Speaker 1: have to leave Afghanistan eventually. By the grace of God,

1600
01:59:45,760 --> 01:59:47,720
Speaker 1: should have left alone time ago, but we are going

1601
01:59:47,760 --> 01:59:54,280
Speaker 1: to have to leave. When we leave Afghanistan, the Taliban

1602
01:59:54,960 --> 02:00:01,120
Speaker 1: are going to take it over. We leave, we are

1603
02:00:01,160 --> 02:00:08,160
Speaker 1: going to have lost that war non war, not because

1604
02:00:08,200 --> 02:00:11,680
Speaker 1: of our dudes on the ground, but because of our

1605
02:00:11,840 --> 02:00:17,480
Speaker 1: useless political leadership and useless generals too. When we leave,

1606
02:00:17,520 --> 02:00:20,560
Speaker 1: the Taliban are taking over. And when they take over,

1607
02:00:22,840 --> 02:00:27,760
Speaker 1: it's going to be wrath of God type stuff they're

1608
02:00:27,800 --> 02:00:34,160
Speaker 1: going to do to their own people. And what's going

1609
02:00:34,200 --> 02:00:39,040
Speaker 1: to happen is it will depend on whose president at

1610
02:00:39,040 --> 02:00:43,680
Speaker 1: the time, according to how it's covered. If it's Joe

1611
02:00:43,720 --> 02:00:48,000
Speaker 1: Biden as president and this happens, it'll be largely ignored

1612
02:00:48,080 --> 02:00:50,720
Speaker 1: the atrocities that happen over there. But if there's a

1613
02:00:50,800 --> 02:00:54,000
Speaker 1: Republican president. When we're finally out of there and the

1614
02:00:54,080 --> 02:00:58,520
Speaker 1: Taliban take back over again, you are going to have

1615
02:00:58,600 --> 02:01:02,120
Speaker 1: to steal yourself. You are going to have to get

1616
02:01:02,160 --> 02:01:06,000
Speaker 1: yourself ready for what's coming. And here's what's coming. You

1617
02:01:06,080 --> 02:01:10,760
Speaker 1: are going to have wall to wall press coverage of

1618
02:01:11,120 --> 02:01:17,680
Speaker 1: every single horrific massacre. You're going to have before and

1619
02:01:17,800 --> 02:01:21,600
Speaker 1: after photos. You're going to have gory images of women,

1620
02:01:22,120 --> 02:01:27,400
Speaker 1: kids in an effort to make whatever Republican pulled us

1621
02:01:27,400 --> 02:01:29,440
Speaker 1: out of there look bad. And it's going to be

1622
02:01:29,560 --> 02:01:33,480
Speaker 1: wall to wall coverage in our press. And in that moment,

1623
02:01:34,360 --> 02:01:37,120
Speaker 1: I know you don't care much about Afghanistan. Now, the

1624
02:01:37,160 --> 02:01:39,160
Speaker 1: reason I don't talk about it much, I know you don't.

1625
02:01:40,000 --> 02:01:43,960
Speaker 1: It's easy to forget about that place. It's fine, But

1626
02:01:44,080 --> 02:01:47,600
Speaker 1: in that moment, it's going to be very easy to

1627
02:01:47,720 --> 02:01:53,200
Speaker 1: make the ultimate mistake. And that's that mistake is letting

1628
02:01:53,240 --> 02:01:57,840
Speaker 1: pictures in news coverage seduce you into thinking somebody has

1629
02:01:57,920 --> 02:02:07,800
Speaker 1: to do something. There's nothing you can do. There's nothing

1630
02:02:07,920 --> 02:02:11,880
Speaker 1: you can do about Afghanistan. There's nothing I can do

1631
02:02:11,880 --> 02:02:16,960
Speaker 1: about Afghanistan. There's nothing the United States of America can

1632
02:02:17,040 --> 02:02:23,160
Speaker 1: do about Afghanistan outside of something Nobody has the willpower

1633
02:02:23,280 --> 02:02:26,720
Speaker 1: and frankly should have the willpower to do, and that's

1634
02:02:26,720 --> 02:02:31,840
Speaker 1: going full Genghis Khan and killing everybody. People don't like

1635
02:02:31,920 --> 02:02:36,920
Speaker 1: to hear that. But unless you are willing to storm

1636
02:02:36,960 --> 02:02:41,120
Speaker 1: into Afghanistan and kill every single man, woman and child,

1637
02:02:41,240 --> 02:02:45,280
Speaker 1: you see, until everybody prostrates themselves in front of you

1638
02:02:45,400 --> 02:02:48,080
Speaker 1: and says, please just do whatever you want to us.

1639
02:02:49,280 --> 02:02:51,120
Speaker 1: And I don't think you are, and I hope you're not.

1640
02:02:51,240 --> 02:02:55,120
Speaker 1: But unless you're willing to do that, you have to

1641
02:02:55,160 --> 02:03:00,839
Speaker 1: walk away. There's not going to be any peace agreement

1642
02:03:00,920 --> 02:03:05,680
Speaker 1: with the Taliban that they're going to honor. And you

1643
02:03:05,760 --> 02:03:08,200
Speaker 1: have to get this about that part of the world.

1644
02:03:09,640 --> 02:03:12,520
Speaker 1: It's hard because our minds work differently. My mind doesn't

1645
02:03:12,520 --> 02:03:17,160
Speaker 1: work like this. Yours probably doesn't either. The Western view

1646
02:03:17,440 --> 02:03:21,680
Speaker 1: of war in combat is much much different than the

1647
02:03:21,760 --> 02:03:29,160
Speaker 1: Eastern view. They view combat over there as generational. You

1648
02:03:29,280 --> 02:03:30,920
Speaker 1: and I want to go to war and win to

1649
02:03:31,000 --> 02:03:33,240
Speaker 1: war and come home and let's have a parade it up,

1650
02:03:33,280 --> 02:03:38,200
Speaker 1: pretty girls. Somebody give me a beer. That's the American way,

1651
02:03:38,920 --> 02:03:42,640
Speaker 1: that's the Western way, and we inherited that from from Europe.

1652
02:03:42,640 --> 02:03:44,880
Speaker 1: That is very much the Western European way. You know,

1653
02:03:44,880 --> 02:03:47,440
Speaker 1: we've talked about this before, chivalrous. Let's have a battle

1654
02:03:47,520 --> 02:03:50,760
Speaker 1: or two. Oh, jolly good show, Johnny, looks like you

1655
02:03:50,840 --> 02:03:53,000
Speaker 1: won here. You can have this territory, all right, Well,

1656
02:03:53,040 --> 02:03:55,080
Speaker 1: you know one, let's have dinner together tonight. Let's look,

1657
02:03:55,120 --> 02:03:59,920
Speaker 1: we don't need to drag this on here in Afghanistan.

1658
02:04:00,040 --> 02:04:04,960
Speaker 1: In these tribal leaders, they've flat out told our guys.

1659
02:04:05,000 --> 02:04:09,240
Speaker 1: They've flat out told guys that I know, I don't

1660
02:04:09,240 --> 02:04:13,360
Speaker 1: care that you're a here. I mean, I want you gone,

1661
02:04:13,400 --> 02:04:16,240
Speaker 1: but you're going to be gone eventually. I don't even

1662
02:04:16,280 --> 02:04:18,240
Speaker 1: care if you're still here at the end of my lifetime.

1663
02:04:18,640 --> 02:04:20,760
Speaker 1: My son will just pick it up, and then his

1664
02:04:20,800 --> 02:04:24,120
Speaker 1: son will pick it up. Eventually you're going to leave

1665
02:04:24,720 --> 02:04:28,680
Speaker 1: and we'll be back to having our own thing. That's

1666
02:04:28,720 --> 02:04:32,840
Speaker 1: how they view it. And it is so difficult. We've

1667
02:04:32,840 --> 02:04:35,280
Speaker 1: had a million history stories and things like that about it.

1668
02:04:35,280 --> 02:04:39,320
Speaker 1: It is so difficult to wrap your mind around that

1669
02:04:39,440 --> 02:04:43,720
Speaker 1: mindset when it's not yours. In a lot of ways,

1670
02:04:43,760 --> 02:04:46,640
Speaker 1: it's similar to how people on the right deal with

1671
02:04:46,760 --> 02:04:50,880
Speaker 1: people on the left, and that we can't we can't

1672
02:04:50,920 --> 02:04:54,240
Speaker 1: relate to their mindset. We don't know how what wait,

1673
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Speaker 1: what you want to do what you can't do. Huh,

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Speaker 1: will you? You just see this all the time. People

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Speaker 1: on the right will point out, I'm sure I've done

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Speaker 1: it too. I try not to do it a lot.

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Speaker 1: But people on the right will point out the hypocrisy

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Speaker 1: of the left. Look how hypocritical they are. They're saying this,

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Speaker 1: but they did that. They know they're hypocritical. They don't care.

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Speaker 1: It's hard for you and I to wrap our minds

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Speaker 1: because well, you need to sleep every single night. You

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Speaker 1: And I know this game you're playing where you lay down,

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Speaker 1: be uncomfortable, but it is necessary. It is necessary. If

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Speaker 1: the history segment. My TV show is also on iTunes

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Speaker 1: as well, but that's also separated out. But either way,

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Speaker 1: it is I'm thinking tomorrow. I'm thinking I have an

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Speaker 1: idea for tomorrow's show. Good idea may go south, and

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Speaker 1: it may go south quickly. Maybe it's a little dark,

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Speaker 1: I dipped for so long, and what would happen is

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Speaker 1: I would decide I'm gonna quit. It's bad for me.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonn quit. I'm a man, i don't need any help.

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna quick cold turkey. And I would fail

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