Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode.
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Speaker 2: I literally don't, and it's my job. It's my job,
Speaker 2: and I don't.
Speaker 1: I have to wake up early for Instagram posting tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Yeah damn. I have to go to bed and wake
Speaker 2: up at noon to post on Instagram.
Speaker 1: I have to go to bed and wake up at
Speaker 1: four pm, so that's seven pm Eastern time in my
Speaker 1: post as well.
Speaker 2: I have to be ready.
Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode. Uh, Drew just got back from
Speaker 1: a very exciting.
Speaker 2: Vide Yes, I went back to Texas for a few
Speaker 2: days because my sister had a beautiful baby.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's so scary.
Speaker 2: It's very surreal. Like I'm already an uncle before that.
Speaker 2: But for some reason, this just felt like a little different.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think I'm just like old enough
Speaker 2: to understand like the levity of this situation, and like
Speaker 2: also I'm at that age where like my body is
Speaker 2: starting to be like, yeah, we need to figure out
Speaker 2: how we're gonna reproduce and spread our seed and continue
Speaker 2: the gene pool.
Speaker 1: Also, it's your twin sister, so it's fucking crazy. It's
Speaker 1: like a part of you is having a baby.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Something I learned about babies after meeting is that
Speaker 2: they like have to be swaddled. I didn't know why
Speaker 2: they had to be swaddled, but it's because they're so
Speaker 2: used to having their hands in their face that now
Speaker 2: that they're born, they just like scratch the fuck out
Speaker 2: of their face accident. So their hands like automatically go
Speaker 2: up and do their face like this because in the womb,
Speaker 2: their hands were up there like that though the entire time.
Speaker 2: So that's a little fact for you. Yes, and my
Speaker 2: niece has jaundice. Look, she did it again and it
Speaker 2: just started dying. My sister face timed her and was
Speaker 2: like showing her because she wanted to get like Seeinya's
Speaker 2: reaction because we face timed like everybody important to them.
Speaker 2: And then it was on the list.
Speaker 1: And Okay, first of all, I cried, like it was
Speaker 1: so like I literally like it made me so happy
Speaker 1: that I cried. But then I was like, damn okay.
Speaker 1: Because also when Drew told me that they had the baby,
Speaker 1: my first question was like does she have hair?
Speaker 2: Is she bald? Because and it was like I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: they want to FaceTime you to get your reactions. They
Speaker 2: were and he was like, I need to know she
Speaker 2: bald because if she is, I'm gonna make fun of her,
Speaker 2: like immediately, like she's gonna get got because like if
Speaker 2: she doesn't have air, that's it. And also I was
Speaker 2: just like, she has hair.
Speaker 1: She she was born with hair, which is a slayer already.
Speaker 2: She's so skinny too, like but she she's literally the
Speaker 2: skinniest baby.
Speaker 1: It was like Madeline was showing me the baby and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I was like, she's low key Tannis.
Speaker 1: Fuck Like why like on camera she didn't look yellow.
Speaker 1: She literally she literally looked like she just came from
Speaker 1: fucking Cabo, back from Cobo on her vacation.
Speaker 2: I was like, no, I spray tanned her. I wasn't
Speaker 2: gonna happen.
Speaker 1: I thought she went to like the keys and got
Speaker 1: a little.
Speaker 2: I just dipped her in like a tank, like a
Speaker 2: five gallon bucket by like the head. You know how
Speaker 2: they baptized babies. Yeah, into turmeric and self tanner.
Speaker 1: Kai has a timer. Now, Oh.
Speaker 2: Cool, I've been waiting all week to god, this is
Speaker 2: actually awesome.
Speaker 3: Your phone's not working.
Speaker 2: Look at that photo.
Speaker 1: But I was like, oh my god, your baby is
Speaker 1: low key Tannis and has hair like you had a
Speaker 1: lotin baby. I was like, you literally had a Latin baby,
Speaker 1: and she told.
Speaker 2: Me that no, she has John thise and YA just
Speaker 2: laughed out loud, but in her defense, like I've only
Speaker 2: ever made jokes about Johndice Hn like on my.
Speaker 1: Like dumb part of my brain. I was just like,
Speaker 1: I don't think.
Speaker 2: Also, Johnice is a funny word, like I have John this,
Speaker 2: I have big chungus disease.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 2: I was waiting all episode to drop the big chung
Speaker 2: It's been five minutes. I've got big chungus.
Speaker 1: Oh. I hate that. But I laughed really fucking hard.
Speaker 1: And then as we kept talking, she didn't make any
Speaker 1: comment on me laughing that hard, and I didn't hear
Speaker 1: Drew laugh at it, so I was like okay, And
Speaker 1: as the conversation went off, she was like, yeah, we're
Speaker 1: going back to the doctor tomorrow to like check on
Speaker 1: her jarndice, and I was like, oh, they were being real,
Speaker 1: Like she really has jndice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she but like it's every baby, not every baby,
Speaker 2: but a lot of babies are born with it and
Speaker 2: it's not something to worry about at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So, like my sister made a healthy baby, Beabe Bebe,
Speaker 2: and she's really fucking cute normally infants, Like we've seen
Speaker 2: the photos of me as an infant, Like normally infants,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, it could be it could be in his
Speaker 2: baby and I'd call it ugly to its face, like
Speaker 2: normally infants are ugly as fuck.
Speaker 1: No, she's a really cute if she actually looks like adult,
Speaker 1: it's really scary personal and baby, it's because she's got
Speaker 1: those little chubby cheek I know.
Speaker 2: She's got chubby cheeks in arms. She's really cute.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was scaring the fuck out of me
Speaker 1: because also that's the first person I know who has
Speaker 1: a baby where it's like I'm like close to them,
Speaker 1: Like we know we have friends who like have babies,
Speaker 1: and I know people who have kids, but this is
Speaker 1: the first person that like I've like stayed in basically
Speaker 1: kind of full contact.
Speaker 2: You've known her as long as you've known me, Yeah.
Speaker 3: As long as I've known you.
Speaker 1: And also like she's the only friend who I've like
Speaker 1: met her whole family because I've met your family, so
Speaker 1: like literally it feels like a cousin or like somebody
Speaker 1: I really know.
Speaker 3: It literally feels like I have a niece exactly, like
Speaker 3: I genuinely like, oh.
Speaker 1: We gotta have a niece, And I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 1: need to go see my niece.
Speaker 2: Like we're gonna try to go back to see her
Speaker 2: pretty soon once the dust settles of being a new parent.
Speaker 2: But like Madeline is like Madeline and Steve, I've never
Speaker 2: seen like someone switch so quickly like that, like everything changed,
Speaker 2: but like not even like only like the parts that
Speaker 2: needed to change change. But they're still themselves, which I like,
Speaker 2: I don't know what I expected, but I thought them
Speaker 2: the thought people just like became parents and like that
Speaker 2: was it. But like they're hella fucking normal and like
Speaker 2: they're such good parents. It was like really freaky to
Speaker 2: watch them like parents because I was like, dude, like
Speaker 2: this is this is crazy, Like y'all have like a
Speaker 2: child now that you have to take care of and
Speaker 2: y'all are doing it. And also I'm pretty sure Madeline,
Speaker 2: like she said this her whole life, but she was
Speaker 2: like destined to be mother, Like she's mothered to a
Speaker 2: lot of these bitches already, like she had to have
Speaker 2: her own.
Speaker 1: So that is so crazy. That is literally just so
Speaker 1: I feel like we talked about pregnancy in the last
Speaker 1: episode too, it still just freaks me out. Like I
Speaker 1: give so much props to people our age who were
Speaker 1: at the mindset already where they are ready to have
Speaker 1: child because that, like I'm not kidding, that is like
Speaker 1: a death sentence, but it shouldn't be, because I, like
Speaker 1: I when I really think about it, what.
Speaker 3: Is having a child?
Speaker 1: Yes, it's an extreme responsibility that you will have for
Speaker 1: the rest of your life, but not that it's comparable
Speaker 1: to having a pet.
Speaker 3: But that's that's the only like comparison I have.
Speaker 1: Is like having but it's like having to care for
Speaker 1: this thing and it doesn't mean you get to stop
Speaker 1: having a life. Grant that I could leave as little
Speaker 1: over two days straight and like wait, they upgraded they
Speaker 1: updated them like that.
Speaker 2: Oh that's something I looked up because I was like, dude,
Speaker 2: why the fuck you would think like a baby waking
Speaker 2: up every two hours, like we would evolve past that,
Speaker 2: like even when we were out in the jungle, just
Speaker 2: like being fucking apes, like running around having babies, like
Speaker 2: you would think babies would sleep through the night because
Speaker 2: like a screaming child would like alert predators or like
Speaker 2: make your mother like super fucking tired and like whatever
Speaker 2: make the village tired. I don't know, but I looked
Speaker 2: it up, and there's like an evolutionary advantage to like
Speaker 2: kind of I think it's I forgot what it was exactly.
Speaker 2: I read it off to Steve last night, but it's like,
Speaker 2: hold on, let me look it up before I butcher it.
Speaker 2: Evolutionary evolutionary advantage to babies waking up three times a night.
Speaker 2: It's supposed to like ensure greater chance for survival and
Speaker 2: passing on jeans because you're taking more care of the baby,
Speaker 2: like waking up in the middle of the night, making
Speaker 2: sure it's okay, making sure it's not suffocating, like which
Speaker 2: like seems they no one like ever really got to
Speaker 2: the bottom of it. But there's a word m amnorrhea
Speaker 2: grabr optimal spacing between children.
Speaker 1: That kind of makes sense because I guess also maybe
Speaker 1: for the psychology of the baby to recognize who its
Speaker 1: caretakers are. Maybe that's like an important establishment within, like
Speaker 1: them being the most obnoxious thing in the planet and
Speaker 1: bothering you that much. But then that makes me think,
Speaker 1: because you know how some parents are like, we just
Speaker 1: let our kids cry.
Speaker 3: We don't we don't touch it. We let it cry, and.
Speaker 1: We haven't had a problem with it. I wonder if
Speaker 1: those kids grow up to be like a little more disconnected. Actually,
Speaker 1: contrary to the way I am now, I was a
Speaker 1: very quiet baby. Yeah, my parents are always talking about it.
Speaker 1: I was like not, which is shocking because I but
Speaker 1: maybe that's why I cried so much of my later
Speaker 1: adult life and I cry so much now because.
Speaker 2: We all have this. We're born with the same amount
Speaker 2: of tears. You know, either cry them as a baby
Speaker 2: or you cry them as an adult. WHOA, that was good.
Speaker 1: You said that in twenty fifteen you would win to
Speaker 1: like nobody.
Speaker 2: I would have one hundred thousand minutes on tumbler babes.
Speaker 1: But I didn't cry as a baby at all, basically,
Speaker 1: and I was very silent. But then once I was
Speaker 1: like able to speak, I was a fucking cry baby.
Speaker 1: And my nickname was boogers, because I have always had
Speaker 1: a very runny sinnus when I cry and all like,
Speaker 1: one of the words I did know was boogers, and
Speaker 1: I would get so annoyed and freaked out by my
Speaker 1: own boogers, and I would just start selling it. I'd
Speaker 1: be like boogers and I would just be screaming until
Speaker 1: somebody clean. Nasty woman, Oh my god, you're lucky A
Speaker 1: nasty woman.
Speaker 2: I'm a nasty woman with a president who looks like
Speaker 2: he bathes in Cheetoh goodist, douist.
Speaker 1: Yeh. Well. Sometimes when I fart when I'm laying down,
Speaker 1: I get scared that the part's going to travel upwards
Speaker 1: and give me a yuas infection.
Speaker 2: Well it does, that's not possible.
Speaker 5: I think about that too. I think about that whenever
Speaker 5: I fart. I'm not even joking. I'm like, if I
Speaker 5: was a woman, I would worry about it going into
Speaker 5: my pussy.
Speaker 2: I don't ever say the the word again. I won't
Speaker 2: talk again.
Speaker 1: I was disgusting.
Speaker 3: I was like waiting for this, Why are.
Speaker 2: You thinking about that?
Speaker 5: I just I just think about it.
Speaker 2: Sound different. I feel like I haven't heard myself talk
Speaker 2: in a long time, and I feel like I sound different.
Speaker 3: No, you sound the exact same.
Speaker 2: Okay, just making sure.
Speaker 1: Actually you know what, maybe not, because yesterday you were
Speaker 1: kind of scared me because I was like looking at
Speaker 1: you and listening to you. I was like, dude, Drew
Speaker 1: is like fully.
Speaker 3: A man now? And I was like, I was like, also,
Speaker 3: you have pink.
Speaker 1: Ibabe your left eyes mad pink?
Speaker 2: Is it really sad this one?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You fucking do do eyes the doctor recently?
Speaker 3: Have you got a colonoscopy?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, I'm not rubbing ship into my eyes
Speaker 2: so I get sick. I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3: Wait, you would do that on purpose?
Speaker 2: No? I mean I said I'm not doing that. I
Speaker 2: don't wipe with my finger.
Speaker 1: Even would ever assume you would, just like on purpose
Speaker 1: put dude in your eye.
Speaker 2: I know That's what I'm saying. I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2: Why are you laughing?
Speaker 5: Because just talking about putting poop in your face, it's funny.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing that. Well, you said that when you
Speaker 2: were a kid, you weren't a cry baby. I may
Speaker 2: have talked about this. No, no, I'm not talking about that.
Speaker 2: Let's move on.
Speaker 1: Okay. Well, one time I cried in fifth grade after
Speaker 1: our teacher yelled at me and then she like screamed
Speaker 1: at me so crazy because she was like, you always
Speaker 1: fucking crying and yelled at me even more. And then
Speaker 1: I never cried in school, you know what, I think.
Speaker 1: I was so embarrassed.
Speaker 2: I think we should incur encourage crying, but.
Speaker 1: I think boys shouldn't cry because boys don't cry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never cried.
Speaker 1: I feel like I would cry.
Speaker 3: B pink.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't I have fucking PINKU. I
Speaker 2: need to look at it now.
Speaker 1: You were he was in the bathroom for like twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: I is literally not even red at all. I have
Speaker 2: like a little dot right.
Speaker 1: Here, looked over there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're cop.
Speaker 2: Oh that is like kind of crazy. That's not pink eyed,
Speaker 2: but that's crazy.
Speaker 3: No, you have pink eye.
Speaker 2: I just smoked a blunt in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I'd be so happy if he did that.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah right right. Well now, my eyes itch, they
Speaker 2: actually itch you. Well, I think I just have a
Speaker 2: hair in there because when I blink it feels like
Speaker 2: there's like a something in there.
Speaker 1: Well, I was with Oriyan getting coffee and there was
Speaker 1: like nats.
Speaker 2: Literally and there weren't nats. Oh you like my new
Speaker 2: doctor shuls sucks. I had the oh that's a sorry
Speaker 2: you finished your story.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say. They were literally NAT's following over
Speaker 1: and around, and we were crying out because I was like,
Speaker 1: damn bitch, you fucking stink.
Speaker 3: Like they were just on her forever.
Speaker 1: But I think it was like one pair of nats
Speaker 1: started mating on her shoulder and then they literally we
Speaker 1: just followed her, but we had to move like five
Speaker 1: tables down you till we sat down.
Speaker 3: There was just a swarm of gnats behind her.
Speaker 1: And I didn't talk to her because we were having
Speaker 1: really serious conversations. I was like, I can't keep talking
Speaker 1: to you right now.
Speaker 3: We have to like go somewhere else.
Speaker 2: And then when we were talking.
Speaker 3: One of them got my eye.
Speaker 1: We were talking about motherhood, uh, and.
Speaker 3: It was scary, scary conversations.
Speaker 2: Scary things were having, scary conversations were happen.
Speaker 1: But yeah, tell your fucking stupid story, you.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. So I had to fly to Texas.
Speaker 2: I was I was gonna be in and out, and
Speaker 2: I packed like my suitcase really light because I already
Speaker 2: had a bunch of shit in La that I had
Speaker 2: to go get I mean in Texas that I had
Speaker 2: to bring back because I just didn't have enough room
Speaker 2: in my suitcase last time. So I packed light and
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, cool, Like I'm only gonna pack
Speaker 2: a couple outfits, I'm only gonna be here a couple
Speaker 2: of days. Whatever. Well, the morning of my flight, I
Speaker 2: decide that I want to bring my ugs because like
Speaker 2: Dlaska just happened and everything freeze froze over and there
Speaker 2: was like two inches of ice, and I was like,
Speaker 2: it's going to be freezing for two days. So like,
Speaker 2: I'm going to bring my ugs. So I took my
Speaker 2: shoes off and put them in my backpack and put
Speaker 2: my ugs on, and for some reason, I wait, wait
Speaker 2: wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, let's back up,
Speaker 2: let's back up. So then I get in my uber
Speaker 2: uh to the airport and I'm just like chilling. I'm
Speaker 2: in a good mood, like me and the uber are
Speaker 2: talking about a lot of random shit. It's nice.
Speaker 3: One thing about you.
Speaker 1: Is you're gonna talk to the fucking uber.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll talk to them if they talk to me.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna like, I'm not gonna start the conversation,
Speaker 2: but I would like to interview this person and know
Speaker 2: what's going on in their life because like most ubers
Speaker 2: are very very open because they sit and s isilence
Speaker 2: all day because if people like you don't.
Speaker 1: Indulge in girl, and I don't want to talk to
Speaker 1: a random man who's car I'm in, because what if
Speaker 1: he falls in love with me and then stabs me
Speaker 1: when I do not i him?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, fair, honestly fair. But I get all the
Speaker 2: way to the airport and I get out of the
Speaker 2: car and I realize, oh wait, let me back up
Speaker 2: a little more. I'm back up a little more. So
Speaker 2: everybody in my life tells me I'm a fucking monster
Speaker 2: for getting to the airport two hours early and like
Speaker 2: getting there way way earlier than I should because you are.
Speaker 2: And this day my flight was like super super early,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, like, I'm gonna try getting
Speaker 2: there like thirty minutes before my flight boards like everyone does,
Speaker 2: because like if everyone can do it, I can do it.
Speaker 2: Some exposure therapy, like I'll be fine, I'll make it.
Speaker 2: So I get all the way to the airport my
Speaker 2: flight boards in thirty minutes, and I'm like, oh, I like,
Speaker 2: did it. I did it. I'm like making good time.
Speaker 2: That SA line was really short, and right when I
Speaker 2: stepped out of the fucking uber, I realized I left
Speaker 2: my suitcase at home and the only shit I had
Speaker 2: was a pair of shoes in my backpack and the
Speaker 2: clothes on my body. So and then I freaked out
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh my god, like I'm gonna
Speaker 2: have to like uber all the way home and get
Speaker 2: my bag. And I was like, no, I can't, cause
Speaker 2: my flight boards in thirty minutes. So I called in
Speaker 2: you and I was like, yo, I might need you
Speaker 2: to uber my Oh my god, there is like literally
Speaker 2: shit in my eye, Like what is going on?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know, there's.
Speaker 2: Like literally shit like but I like, call you you
Speaker 2: freaking on asking you might have to uber my bag.
Speaker 2: And I was like, but I'm gonna go to the
Speaker 2: counter and see if they can put me on the
Speaker 2: later flight just in case, because they asked me if
Speaker 2: I wanted to for three hundred dollars and I was like,
Speaker 2: I'll do it for free, like literally, just let me
Speaker 2: get on to the next flight. So I went to
Speaker 2: the gate agent and they were so fucking mean to
Speaker 2: me and I like even preface said. I was like,
Speaker 2: this is really embarrassing and I can't believe I'm asking this,
Speaker 2: but is there a way I can be put on
Speaker 2: the next flight? And she just looks at me and
Speaker 2: she was like, sir, we don't do that here. And
Speaker 2: I was like, what do you fucking mean? And she
Speaker 2: was like, so you're not going to be on your
Speaker 2: first so you're not going to be in your seat
Speaker 2: on your flight and I was like, I didn't say that.
Speaker 2: I was just asking if I could be put on
Speaker 2: the next flight. And I was like, you know, out
Speaker 2: of spy. Literally the only reason I made it there
Speaker 2: on that day was because of that gate agent, because
Speaker 2: I was like, actually, I'm taking my seat, bitch, Like,
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck if you had thirteen people online.
Speaker 2: I'm taking that seat and I'm gonna be on this flight.
Speaker 2: You can't talk to me like that, No, man, not today.
Speaker 1: That's like when I lost my bag and the lady
Speaker 1: was trying to convince me that I didn't lose my bag,
Speaker 1: that I like didn't have a bag, and.
Speaker 3: She was like, I think I told that story.
Speaker 1: She was like fully talking in Spanish, talking and shit talking,
Speaker 1: shit about me, and I was like, bitch.
Speaker 2: I hear you like that is one thing that I
Speaker 2: wish I knew another language that a lot of people
Speaker 2: spoke other than English, because hearing the shit people were
Speaker 2: talking about me is like something I wish I had,
Speaker 2: because I know people are talking shit about me all
Speaker 2: the time in Spanish, but.
Speaker 1: Maybe like it's better to not know, because it's like
Speaker 1: when we were in Japan and we were with friends
Speaker 1: who did speak Japanese, were like, unbeknownst to us, like
Speaker 1: people were looking at us and like, yeah.
Speaker 2: Play cellar tattoos and then they get off. This man
Speaker 2: need to get the fuck away from the jobless, jobless.
Speaker 3: Jobless America.
Speaker 1: They are not wrong.
Speaker 2: Though, yeah exactly. So I made it to Texas and
Speaker 2: didn't have any clothes, so I had to go to
Speaker 2: Walmart that night and I got a bunch of underwear,
Speaker 2: socks and T shirts in a pair of jeans, and
Speaker 2: a bunch of candy. And I made candy coated grapes,
Speaker 2: but I just dipped grapes and jolly ranchers and they
Speaker 2: were fucking deloinious.
Speaker 1: Did they do they like cook them when they get
Speaker 1: dipped in there?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Because I froze them, and then I let them thaw out,
Speaker 2: and then I came home and crunched into them. It
Speaker 2: was so yummy.
Speaker 1: I just don't know if I can get buy that.
Speaker 1: I was watching somebody eating like a big thing of it,
Speaker 1: and it was like nerds covered strawberries and something.
Speaker 3: I was like, God is so upset right now.
Speaker 1: God is looking down and being like, bitch, I gave
Speaker 1: you sweets. What are you doing to that?
Speaker 2: Like, like, why are you putting chemicals on this?
Speaker 1: Why are you putting red forty and like blue thirty
Speaker 1: onto the fucking strawberries I gave you.
Speaker 2: I think no one's talking about actually genuinely how healthy
Speaker 2: red forty is for you. Because I've survived off of
Speaker 2: it for like literally twenty two years.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that makes you healthy. You've also
Speaker 1: avoided all of your doctor's calls.
Speaker 2: And that means I'm healthy because I'm not dead yet,
Speaker 2: because if it was unhealthy, I would be dead.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think I consume the most red forty like I
Speaker 2: actually I would place myself in the top one percent
Speaker 2: of red forty consumers in this world.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think I think any high schooler
Speaker 1: beats you.
Speaker 2: Oh but I was already in the high school and
Speaker 2: I already did that. I already went through it.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, true, true, Maybe you would make I think
Speaker 1: you would one hundred percent make top one percent of
Speaker 1: twenty four year olds who yeah, oh yeah, because most
Speaker 1: people who are like our age are like hitting the
Speaker 1: wall where they're like, I can't keep eating like that,
Speaker 1: Like I can't.
Speaker 2: I just have a good metabolism.
Speaker 1: You just like also don't buy groceries, so you have
Speaker 1: to do that, like you were, like, like you force
Speaker 1: yourself into a corner where you have to like eat
Speaker 1: gas station food to say.
Speaker 2: And I'm getting the nutrients I need from talkies.
Speaker 1: And I wonder if somebody did, like a test on
Speaker 1: your cholesterol and stuff, like where would you stand.
Speaker 2: I'm good, I had that done recently. I'm literally good.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: The only thing with me is my heart, and I
Speaker 2: think it's the puff bar and that's it. But I'm
Speaker 2: like healthy.
Speaker 3: You don't eat vegetables though.
Speaker 2: I eat vegetables. Quit trying to spread that lie I
Speaker 2: eat that you do not eat. I literally do. I
Speaker 2: eat vegetable, eat.
Speaker 1: Buffalo cauliflower, yep, and vegetab sometimes you have broccoli, yep,
Speaker 1: but you did not.
Speaker 2: Flower is a vegetable if all the chips I eat
Speaker 2: is literally corn. Let's talk.
Speaker 1: You don't get to say you eat vegetables because you
Speaker 1: eat like like hot sauce covered cauliflower.
Speaker 2: I think I do.
Speaker 1: And also you do that once a week. You're so
Speaker 1: off of that. Now you haven't been having that so like,
Speaker 1: I don't remember the last time I saw you eat vegetables.
Speaker 1: And then the vegetables that come with your reggie girls
Speaker 1: sit in your platter and go in the garbage.
Speaker 6: Side eye side eye on side eye on you.
Speaker 1: Side eye is the new like like the tea like
Speaker 1: when people would just like comment the frog emoji, that's
Speaker 1: side eyes a new that.
Speaker 2: Wow, wait, what were we talking about before we got.
Speaker 3: Into the vegetable you're not eating vegetables? Going to the
Speaker 3: doctor red forty.
Speaker 2: I lost that something. I had something really good to
Speaker 2: talk about.
Speaker 1: I feel like if it was not good, it would
Speaker 1: have just like it.
Speaker 2: Would have came back to me, would have We'll move on.
Speaker 2: Let me go open the notes app to see what
Speaker 2: I've got to talk about. Oh, we'll talk about one
Speaker 2: time in high school when I was in my drug
Speaker 2: addict phase, really really in deep, really bad, really naughty,
Speaker 2: never do anything I did, never do anything I do.
Speaker 3: But nobody knows what you did.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I mean I've been pretty open. But it
Speaker 2: was when I was working at the gas station.
Speaker 1: One thing about this podcast is I'm gonna mention growing
Speaker 1: up poor. You're gonna mention having a drug.
Speaker 2: Yep, exactly exactly. But I went to or I had
Speaker 2: a shift at the gas station and it was you know,
Speaker 2: how I was shown you how you had to like
Speaker 2: connect the soda juice. It was one of those shifts.
Speaker 2: So I was fucking pissed. Like when you have to
Speaker 2: like carry the big ass soda bags that are in
Speaker 2: the cardboard boxes that are like eighty pounds and put
Speaker 2: them on the shelf and then connect it, my hands
Speaker 2: would be like cut. And I was so bad at
Speaker 2: opening X. Yeah. The red forty wou, the big Red
Speaker 2: would always get on my head. I fucking hated Big Red.
Speaker 2: And that was literally what the TikTok was was the
Speaker 2: Red forty whatever. But I uh was on shift and
Speaker 2: I was fucking pissed, and I was like, damn, I
Speaker 2: need to like get home and I want to like
Speaker 2: get fucked up. So I texted one of my friends
Speaker 2: and I was like, how do I buy Lean? I
Speaker 2: want Lean so bad because I'd had it before and
Speaker 2: it was fucking lit and I was like, oh, I
Speaker 2: want it again. So I hit up one of my
Speaker 2: friends and I got connected to a guy who still
Speaker 2: to this day. He he's like one of the only
Speaker 2: people from my hometown that follows my like side Instagram
Speaker 2: because I like blocked everybody else off because I was like,
Speaker 2: fuck you guys, but he still follows it. And like
Speaker 2: we were really close when we were younger because it
Speaker 2: was a small town. And then like there's got to
Speaker 2: be a designated drug dealer in every town, in every
Speaker 2: age group, Like that's just like a thing. And he
Speaker 2: just happened to become the drug dealer, and so I
Speaker 2: hit him up. I got his number. I hit him up,
Speaker 2: and I was like, yo, Like also, he was really
Speaker 2: close friends with this kid that I went to school
Speaker 2: with that had like a disorder where he would get
Speaker 2: blisters all over his feet. Why are you laughing, Like
Speaker 2: only on your feet? Yeah, he would get blisters on
Speaker 2: his hands and feet, so he couldn't walk, so he
Speaker 2: had to like sit down all the time.
Speaker 3: But he was Martin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly exactly. He was a ship though, so it's like, okay,
Speaker 2: but they were really close friends and you.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be you when you have your bed sores.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Because I literally just laid in bed today
Speaker 2: when we were getting up for the podcast. I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm getting to like stand up and move it around,
Speaker 2: like I've been in bed since five am. But what
Speaker 2: was I saying?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: So I like text him and was like, yo, like
Speaker 2: can I buy? Like I forget how much it was.
Speaker 2: It was like four ounces of lean or something, and
Speaker 2: I was like, I want it in the baby bottle
Speaker 2: because like that was like a thing. It's like getting
Speaker 2: lean in a baby bottle. And so like my entire
Speaker 2: ship that was so excited, and he was like, how
Speaker 2: do you want to do this deal? And I was like, honestly,
Speaker 2: I put my key on the back of the wheel
Speaker 2: and the wheel well like on top of the tire.
Speaker 2: Just open my car and put it in my console.
Speaker 2: And I was like, looking back, giving a drug dealer
Speaker 2: the keys to your car is like batshit crazy. But
Speaker 2: small town I had like a very noticeable car.
Speaker 3: So you were like kind of friends with him.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, And I was like, he's not gonna fucking
Speaker 2: steal my car because like I will literally find him
Speaker 2: and I'll break his bones. No, I won't. But so
Speaker 2: I got off my shift. I opened it and I
Speaker 2: saw it and it literally looked like it was gold,
Speaker 2: like it was purple because it was Activists, And I
Speaker 2: was like, ooh, this is so fucking exciting, like I'm
Speaker 2: about to drink Lean again, like this was like peak,
Speaker 2: like Lean zan Era. I was like, I'm gonna be
Speaker 2: so cool. So I got I was like really excited
Speaker 2: before my shift, and then I stole a sprite and
Speaker 2: some Jolly Ranchers because I stole everything from that fucking job.
Speaker 2: But I get home, I have the double cup cyrofoam cup.
Speaker 2: I put ice in it and I pour up, I
Speaker 2: pour up. I put the Jolly Ranchers in it. I
Speaker 2: make Waki slash. I make a Waki slash and I'm
Speaker 2: drinking it and I'm like this doesn't taste like it
Speaker 2: did before, and I was like whatever, Like I'm just tripping,
Speaker 2: like whatever. So I'm like sipping on it and then
Speaker 2: I like notice I'm getting like really tired, and I'm
Speaker 2: like oh, like this is just like I'm like I'm
Speaker 2: nodding off like whatever. I'm like getting really high. And
Speaker 2: then I finished the whole cup because I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I want to feel what it feels like to finish
Speaker 2: it all at once, and I just like knocked out.
Speaker 2: I fell asleep and I woke up the next day
Speaker 2: and I realized he had just given me beIN a
Speaker 2: drill and I just drank the cup of fucking drill
Speaker 2: and fell asleep. And I was too big of like
Speaker 2: a baby to be like, yo, like give me my
Speaker 2: money back. You just sold me bina drill, because I
Speaker 2: was like I'm not hard, like I'm a fucking skinny twink,
Speaker 2: Like yeah, here I go, like seen this drug dealer
Speaker 2: my money, getting my money back. But so yeah that's
Speaker 2: my story. Sis, you're over. I'm gonnawoot about this tea
Speaker 2: frog shipping emoji noted literally literally, So I never bought
Speaker 2: drugs from him.
Speaker 1: Again, Well, we should find him in fucking birks bones.
Speaker 1: I know he doesn't do it.
Speaker 2: He keeps up with me, so he might be seeing
Speaker 2: might be seeing this and just know, I know you
Speaker 2: sold me.
Speaker 3: What if he hits you up and He's like, it
Speaker 3: actually wasn't manager.
Speaker 1: You just have the strongest like tolerance and tolerance ever,
Speaker 1: so it just like didn't.
Speaker 2: Really Yeah it definitely was, though, Yeah it was.
Speaker 1: That is so awesome you after a long day of
Speaker 1: going to school and the gas, like I kick my shoes.
Speaker 2: Off, have a beer.
Speaker 1: I like understand that. Like I like after a day
Speaker 1: of doing anything, I'm like, no, I need a drink.
Speaker 1: Literally when this is my dogar like whoa, but that's
Speaker 1: me with Fortnite instead of beer, Like more.
Speaker 2: Know you after playing Fortnite, Damn, I need a beer.
Speaker 2: That was a lot. That was a lot.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's part of me is sad that I
Speaker 1: didn't do any of that stuff as a kid. But
Speaker 1: I'm like I could do it as an adult and
Speaker 1: not risk my brain development if I really wanted to now.
Speaker 1: But now I just don't have Like I just don't
Speaker 1: have a want to. Yeah. Now it's like super dangerous.
Speaker 1: But the drugs just aren't the same way they used
Speaker 1: to be.
Speaker 2: I know, they used to be fun. We used to
Speaker 2: buy like footballs or bars of xanax and just football.
Speaker 2: It's two milligrams xanax instead of four.
Speaker 1: Somebody the other day posted edibles and it was like
Speaker 1: at the thing where it says how much is in it?
Speaker 1: It was two point five grams. I was like, that
Speaker 1: was literally.
Speaker 2: Obliterated.
Speaker 3: What is that to milligrams?
Speaker 1: Like I don't even know what grams?
Speaker 3: Yes, it was two point five grams.
Speaker 5: Like two thousand.
Speaker 2: I used to love custom grow for twenty and I
Speaker 2: lived in Texas and couldn't find weed. I was thirteen years.
Speaker 3: Ooo, thousand, five hundred milligrams.
Speaker 2: That is fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: But it wasn't like one thing. It was like each
Speaker 1: thing was probably like five hundred milligrams, and it was
Speaker 1: like a little pack of like cookie things.
Speaker 2: And I was like, we've gone too far.
Speaker 1: That would that is radio act.
Speaker 3: That's sure no hole in a bag for me.
Speaker 1: That would literally like my skin melting. And I would like, yeah,
Speaker 1: like I would grow on another house. You guys would
Speaker 1: never see.
Speaker 2: Me again, Like I would just run away.
Speaker 1: No, I would evaporate to the air like I would
Speaker 1: have it and then be on the couch with you
Speaker 1: and then one second just like like disappear. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I just I knew a lot of kids who were
Speaker 1: who would drink lean literally in class, like cause I
Speaker 1: think the teachers didn't really understand what that was or
Speaker 1: like what to look out for. But there would be
Speaker 1: kids just in my class with a sprite bottle with
Speaker 1: purple sprite in it. It just like at the front
Speaker 1: of class too, like they weren't in the back. Like
Speaker 1: this one kid that I like, remember his face, I
Speaker 1: don't remember his name. I remember we were sitting in class.
Speaker 1: It was maybe like an algebra class, and he was
Speaker 1: just sitting there.
Speaker 3: With his whole bottle.
Speaker 2: That like so fun.
Speaker 1: Right in early seven twenty am is when school started.
Speaker 1: This was my first class of the day. He literally
Speaker 1: for seven thirty. He woke up and was like.
Speaker 3: Oh, I need to take a load off like this
Speaker 3: high school.
Speaker 2: No, he was just fully fucking addicted and like would yeah,
Speaker 2: he would like me stopped.
Speaker 1: He would start getting the shakes if he did it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. I wish I was that cool. I would
Speaker 2: just drink vodka in power Raid bottles in physics. I
Speaker 2: drank every day in physics. I would have like three
Speaker 2: shots of vodka and a power Raid bottle that I
Speaker 2: bought from the lunchline, and I ace that class. And
Speaker 2: one time I got caught cheating because you had to
Speaker 2: put your phones in the calculator spots to get it,
Speaker 2: and I was like, I'm smarter than you. I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna bring a second phone because I had my cracked
Speaker 2: iPhone four, So I put my real iPhone in there
Speaker 2: and I took my other one and just used the
Speaker 2: calculator the entire time, and we got busted. And that
Speaker 2: day or the next day, I had a golf tournament,
Speaker 2: so I was like, away on golf or at the tournament. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I played fucking golf, so what. But I was at
Speaker 2: a golf tournament and it was literally only me that
Speaker 2: got caught cheating. But she lectured the whole class and
Speaker 2: had the principal come in there, and everybody's like, none
Speaker 2: of us were cheating. It was literally drew. And she
Speaker 2: hit me up and she was like, I'll let you
Speaker 2: like retake your test for like a ninety if you want,
Speaker 2: because I did really good on it because I had
Speaker 2: a calculator. And the next day I stayed after school,
Speaker 2: retook the test and fucking aced it. Got a ninety eight.
Speaker 2: But I could only get a ninety because I cheated.
Speaker 2: But if you just believe in your abilities and just
Speaker 2: understand that the knowledge is in there, and it's just
Speaker 2: about tapping in and just really having confidence in yourself.
Speaker 2: You can get through anything without cheating.
Speaker 1: No, stop cheating, because I need a doctor.
Speaker 2: We need accounting, we need account.
Speaker 1: Stop cheating, start counting, please, was what would I say,
Speaker 1: I forgot?
Speaker 2: But yeah, I get really drunk in that class. And
Speaker 2: I literally is.
Speaker 1: I literally never was high or drunkards than anything like
Speaker 1: that in school. But I remember the first time I
Speaker 1: saw people my age getting drunk. It was like sixth
Speaker 1: seventh grade and this girl, like I remember who it
Speaker 1: was because I have another story about her that I've
Speaker 1: told that's like a really popular story. But she had
Speaker 1: one of the small lays of vodka in sixth grade. Granted,
Speaker 1: I'm sure that would get a sixth grader fucked up
Speaker 1: because now at my age, that much alcohol literally like
Speaker 1: gets I'm like I cannot get behind the car wheel,
Speaker 1: like I will kill everybody in this sound So like
Speaker 1: I'm sure it did. I heard drunk. But it was like,
Speaker 1: thinking back to those moments, it is so embarrassing the
Speaker 1: way yeah no, literally like falling down the stairs. It
Speaker 1: was such a big commotion that people were like following
Speaker 1: her around she had a crowd following her around because
Speaker 1: with all these kids who had never seen a drunk
Speaker 1: person our age before, and we're all like following her around,
Speaker 1: and I remember being embarrassed of her.
Speaker 3: Though I remember being like embarrassed, this.
Speaker 1: Is like a lot and then in I think this
Speaker 1: is like eleventh or tenth or eleventh grade.
Speaker 3: The other time I had seen somebody who.
Speaker 1: Was younger than me get drunk, I was really really
Speaker 1: mean to them because I was like, you were so embarrassing,
Speaker 1: because it was like when the like first group of
Speaker 1: like actually alternative kids came to our school and that
Speaker 1: wasn't a thing. And there was this one girl who
Speaker 1: I found really obnoxious because I'm like, babe, you were
Speaker 1: in ninth grader.
Speaker 3: Why are you an alcoholic? Like that is so embarrassing,
Speaker 3: Like I always saund it really embarrassing. I was like,
Speaker 3: get a grip.
Speaker 1: You need to get a.
Speaker 3: Grip, like you were fourteen.
Speaker 1: Years old, Like what are we talking about? And she
Speaker 1: would always come with like a little thing of vodka.
Speaker 1: I put it into an apple juice, and one time
Speaker 1: she was like drunk, came up to me and my
Speaker 1: friends and was like, do you guys want some and
Speaker 1: I was like, do you fucking hear yourself? I was like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't want any of your baba juice, Like I
Speaker 1: said something like super mean and like just like so,
Speaker 1: I was just so mad her and I literally was
Speaker 1: like I don't want any of your fucking kiddy juice.
Speaker 3: No, And then she was like, oh.
Speaker 1: My god, you're such a fucking like she.
Speaker 2: Was like just so drunk, trying to get someone else
Speaker 2: to be an alcoholic.
Speaker 1: Literally am like, go away from me, and then she
Speaker 1: ended up stopping. So basically I said somebody, I said,
Speaker 1: somebody from a lefe terra, but with shame, because that's
Speaker 1: the only way you can change people's with shame, yes
Speaker 1: and embarrassment, yes, yes, yeah, no love, But yeah, I
Speaker 1: wasn't doing anything like that.
Speaker 3: I do remember the first time I got high.
Speaker 1: In Miami, Me and my friend like bought weed from
Speaker 1: I don't even know who. We bought weed form.
Speaker 2: I had it in his sock right.
Speaker 1: No, that was the first time I saw weed. The
Speaker 1: first time I saw weed was in sixth grade. This
Speaker 1: guy had a crush on who was like the badass
Speaker 1: kid at my school who also recently had gotten suspended
Speaker 1: for two weeks because when he had he had a
Speaker 1: broken arm for like a month, and with his broken arm,
Speaker 1: there was video footage on the news of him breaking
Speaker 1: into the school and breaking all the windows of the
Speaker 1: doors because you know there are the metal doors with
Speaker 1: the little windows, breaking into the school with his other
Speaker 1: homie right behind him, and he had a broken arm,
Speaker 1: and he with the broom was like breaking the windows,
Speaker 1: going in and stealing the chocolate donation money. And then
Speaker 1: he got caught because there were security guards there and
Speaker 1: they took the money from him and they were like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're suspended for like three weeks. So he got suspended
Speaker 1: for three weeks. I don't know why he wouldn't get
Speaker 1: expelled for that because that's literally breaking out, but he
Speaker 1: got expelled. And then when he came back, we were
Speaker 1: sitting out on like the the like this like field
Speaker 1: that we had in the back of the school, and
Speaker 1: I was sitting there with him, and then he was like,
Speaker 1: have you ever seen weed before? And I was like no,
Speaker 1: And then he took off his fucking stinky ass Jordan
Speaker 1: and turned it over and it fucking plopped out. He
Speaker 1: was wearing fourteens at the time. I remember because I
Speaker 1: had the same shoes because I was like, we're twinning,
Speaker 1: and he took it out and it was like the
Speaker 1: smallest amount of weed. I probably, like, now i'm thinking
Speaker 1: back to it, it was literally stems stole. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: know he fully did. And he was like, do you
Speaker 1: want to smoke someone? I was like no, and he
Speaker 1: was like, I just love that. You're like a good girl.
Speaker 2: You're like a good girl really.
Speaker 1: And then I think he did get expelled, like not
Speaker 1: that long after because he.
Speaker 3: Was constantly smoking weed in sixth grade on the property.
Speaker 1: But the first time I smoked weed was I like
Speaker 1: bought weed from somebody like in my grade. Like this
Speaker 1: was like I think twelfth grade or like maybe early
Speaker 1: eleventh grade. It was eleventh twelfth grade. It was most
Speaker 1: likely twelfth grade. I bought weed, and then me and
Speaker 1: my friends went to like an arcade or something like
Speaker 1: it had to have ben twelfth grade because I had
Speaker 1: the money to get us an uber, so it had
Speaker 1: to ben twelfth grade. We went to like this arcade
Speaker 1: or something with our friends, and like, I think they
Speaker 1: gave us the weed.
Speaker 3: Because I told him I wanted weed.
Speaker 1: They gave us the weed, and then me and my
Speaker 1: friend were like walking down this really busy street in
Speaker 1: Miami like freaking out because we were like, fuck, we
Speaker 1: don't have like rolling paper, we don't have like blunt
Speaker 1: wraps or anything. And we were like both seventeen, and
Speaker 1: we were like, oh my god, we are so stupid.
Speaker 3: We have no way of fucking smoking this.
Speaker 1: And then I think we were just like walking around
Speaker 1: in Miami and we were like, let's just go into
Speaker 1: a random store and see if like they'll just sell
Speaker 1: it to us. And I think like there was like
Speaker 1: a younger guy working behind the counter and we just
Speaker 1: like started talking to him, and then when we bought it,
Speaker 1: and I think he just didn't care. He was like
Speaker 1: okay and like just sold us like the blunt wraps.
Speaker 1: And then I went home and I had to look
Speaker 1: up a tutorial on how and me and my friend
Speaker 1: sat in my backyard and it's the house my parents
Speaker 1: about right now, so you know, like where my dad sits.
Speaker 1: We went back there and we were watching it and
Speaker 1: my little sister was trying so hard to like be
Speaker 1: around us, and I was like go inside, like get away.
Speaker 1: And then we got high and we like we're just
Speaker 1: like in my house hanging out watching TV and like
Speaker 1: eating snacks and chilling. And that was a friend who
Speaker 1: I did that like not a lot with. I only
Speaker 1: smoked weed in Miami like three times, literally three times
Speaker 1: in my life. One of them was traumatic. Two of
Speaker 1: them were fun because the other the other time was
Speaker 1: prom I oh, and I ate a fat ass nug
Speaker 1: because I was the person who everybody was like eat it,
Speaker 1: like I bet you won't eat it, and I was like,
Speaker 1: this won't do anything to me.
Speaker 3: And then they were like eat it, and I was.
Speaker 1: Like, eating nugs doesn't like get you high. And then
Speaker 1: I just ate a nug and we all thought it
Speaker 1: was really funny.
Speaker 2: Dam and it was so stack you're like a popular girl.
Speaker 1: I was just so crazy.
Speaker 2: You're fine, You're crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was my.
Speaker 2: Me and my family went on like a family vacation
Speaker 2: and it was like one of those hotels where like
Speaker 2: you could have like it was like all free. I
Speaker 2: think it's all inclusive and uh they had like a
Speaker 2: hookah lounge and like a bar like around every fucking corner.
Speaker 2: It was like the craziest shit I've ever seen. And
Speaker 2: me and my three older brothers all stayed in a room.
Speaker 2: Madeline and Jodi stayed in a room, and then my
Speaker 2: parents stayed in a room, and my brothers, like the
Speaker 2: night before had gone to the beach and like it's
Speaker 2: so easy to get weed there, so they just like
Speaker 2: bought weed, like they literally go up and ask you
Speaker 2: if you want weed, and so my brothers bought some
Speaker 2: and they took it back to the hotel room and
Speaker 2: they were smoking on the balcony. I think I was
Speaker 2: like maybe thirteen, maybe fourteen, and they were like waving
Speaker 2: for me to come out there, and I was like
Speaker 2: they were like, hit this, hit this, and I was like, no,
Speaker 2: I'm not smoking weed with you guys, and they like
Speaker 2: were granted, they were not much older than me, so
Speaker 2: it's not like they were grown essmen and trying to
Speaker 2: get their young ass Yahi. It was just older brother shit.
Speaker 2: And they like blew it in my face, like blew
Speaker 2: it in my face, and I like freaked out and
Speaker 2: I like ran out of the room and I was
Speaker 2: like I'm gonna get so I'm gonna get so fucking
Speaker 2: high like this is oh, I'm over. And they're like, Drew,
Speaker 2: you can't get high like that, and I was like
Speaker 2: it's done, it's done, and I think I either actually
Speaker 2: did get high or I had placebo or some shit,
Speaker 2: because I went to the dinner table and oh my god,
Speaker 2: it was actually so scary. They had like one of
Speaker 2: those mariachi bands that was going around the restaurant, and
Speaker 2: they stood at a table for like what felt like
Speaker 2: five hours just playing the loudest music I've ever fucking heard,
Speaker 2: I've ever heard in my entire life, and I was
Speaker 2: like freaking the fuck out. I was like, this is
Speaker 2: so I was like covering my ears. I was like
Speaker 2: over it, and I.
Speaker 1: Didn't care about I say, like, when you were young,
Speaker 1: a mariachi band is the if you're somebody who's easily
Speaker 1: overstimulated by noise. Every time I heard one as a.
Speaker 3: Kid, I cried and freaked out.
Speaker 1: Yes, it is so even now, like I still find
Speaker 1: them really over stimulating because it's like, how do you
Speaker 1: get those instruments to be so loud? I've been in
Speaker 1: rooms where they play instruments, but somehow, like mariachi instruments
Speaker 1: are literally likely loud.
Speaker 2: But I also think it was because I was either
Speaker 2: high or like thought I was high, and I was
Speaker 2: just like freaking the fuck out, and so I like
Speaker 2: laid my head on the table for like ten minutes,
Speaker 2: and my dad was like, lift up your head, Drew,
Speaker 2: and then I like lifted it up and I was
Speaker 2: just sitting there and I put it back down and
Speaker 2: I like fell asleep again, and then my dad like
Speaker 2: shoved me. He was like, fucking wake up. Why are
Speaker 2: you asleep at the dinner table? And like I just
Speaker 2: sat up again, and I laid my head down a
Speaker 2: third time, and they were and my brothers had caught
Speaker 2: on to like what was going on. That was either
Speaker 2: they they thought I was like high from them and
Speaker 2: they like started freaking out because they were all so high.
Speaker 2: And my dad was like, what did y'all do to him?
Speaker 2: And they were like nothing. He just like we were
Speaker 2: chilling on the balcony, and like they just like came
Speaker 2: up with a bullshit lie. And then I fell asleep
Speaker 2: for a fourth time, and my oldest brother was like,
Speaker 2: all right, we're going back to the room, and they
Speaker 2: just like took me up to the room and got
Speaker 2: me room service, and like he like kind of gave
Speaker 2: me like he like babied me. So I didn't like
Speaker 2: tell on them, but I never told on them. And
Speaker 2: then also on that same trip, there was like a
Speaker 2: hookah lounge and my brothers like snuck me into the
Speaker 2: hookah lounge and I smoked hookah for the first time,
Speaker 2: but it didn't have nicotine in it. It was just
Speaker 2: like just like regular hookah. And I felt like the
Speaker 2: coolest person in the world. And then my parents said
Speaker 2: they were gonna give me a shot, and they just
Speaker 2: made like a virgin shot. They gave me a maut
Speaker 2: on like like they were like they they were white
Speaker 2: with blue and a little bit of red on the top.
Speaker 2: And we were like, oh fuck, we're like gonna get
Speaker 2: fucked up. And my parents gave it to us and
Speaker 2: we took it and we were like, ooh, that was
Speaker 2: like nasty.
Speaker 1: Literally like it was.
Speaker 2: Nasty and it had no alcohol in it, and we
Speaker 2: thought we were drunk.
Speaker 1: That's literally what we did to my little sister for
Speaker 1: New Year. She like genuinely was like I am so drunk.
Speaker 2: She was like, and yeah, I'm literally gonna we're gonna
Speaker 2: do that to me.
Speaker 1: And we literally kept like what we were doing was
Speaker 1: we would I had like the shaker to make margarita,
Speaker 1: so I would make me and my mama margarita, and
Speaker 1: then like my little sister would be like, can you
Speaker 1: give me some give me some of it, and I'd
Speaker 1: be like okay. And then when you would look around,
Speaker 1: I would literally there's nothing in the thing. There's just
Speaker 1: the ice. And I would put water in it and
Speaker 1: shake it and be like, this is gonna get you
Speaker 1: really drunk. And then yeah, I was like, don't tell anybody,
Speaker 1: and I would just pour that in and because it
Speaker 1: had like the remnants of like saltiness from whatever was
Speaker 1: in the shaker, so it was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this tastes so this is so crazy, like you and we.
Speaker 1: I gave her like three of those, and she was like,
Speaker 1: you have to stop because I'm like I get too crazy.
Speaker 2: It makes me crazy.
Speaker 1: It's just like I can't keep having these. And I
Speaker 1: was like, just don't say anything.
Speaker 2: And then where he give him like sparkling wine and
Speaker 2: tell him it's real wine and see how he reacts.
Speaker 2: You're gonna get drunk.
Speaker 1: My other little sister, oh my god, this is literally
Speaker 1: so embarrassing. And we make fun of her for it
Speaker 1: all the time, like it's our favorite thing. We went
Speaker 1: to like a Christmas party and then we came back
Speaker 1: home and they had given me and my brother, like
Speaker 1: the sparkling like cider, Like the cider was it called
Speaker 1: there's like that one burn that comes in like a
Speaker 1: champagne bottle, and she had given it to us, and
Speaker 1: then when we got home, my parents were like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go back to the house and like keep
Speaker 1: hanging out, but they dropped the kids off at home basically,
Speaker 1: so like my smallest siblings were asleep. It was just me,
Speaker 1: my older brother, and then my sister who's like three
Speaker 1: years longer than me, and we're sitting around and at
Speaker 1: this time, she's probably like thirteen, like thirteen fourteen, and
Speaker 1: me and my brother went into the kitchen and we
Speaker 1: were like we should tell her that this is like real,
Speaker 1: and like we like went up to her and we
Speaker 1: were like, hey, so they left that bottle here when
Speaker 1: they meant to take it back, but me and Dante.
Speaker 3: Are gonna drink it, so like do you want some?
Speaker 3: And she was like, oh, my fucking.
Speaker 1: God, yes, Like she was literally like yes, like can
Speaker 1: I have some? And we were like okay, but you
Speaker 1: need to like shut the fuck up, like you can't.
Speaker 1: We were like, don't say anything about it, and she
Speaker 1: was like okay, I don't care. And then we gave
Speaker 1: it to her and she had like an iPod touch
Speaker 1: and she had had like a gup and a half
Speaker 1: and she was like sitting in the corner and not
Speaker 1: saying anything. She was like like drinking and she was
Speaker 1: like like acting. She was nodding off in the jairf
Speaker 1: Me and my brother were just like watching her. We
Speaker 1: did say anything, and she was like, I don't know
Speaker 1: if I could keep having this, Like she was like
Speaker 1: just like acting drunk, and we were like, bitch, that
Speaker 1: is fucking apple juice.
Speaker 2: And she got so all told her she.
Speaker 1: Got so embarrassed. She was like I literally like I
Speaker 1: fucking knew it, Like I wasn't even like. She got
Speaker 1: so embarrassed, and we held it above her head forever
Speaker 1: like every family gathering. We were like, don't give Sofia
Speaker 1: any of that fucking apples at her.
Speaker 3: She's gonna turn up.
Speaker 1: We were like, do not do that to her, like
Speaker 1: she will literally freak.
Speaker 3: And it was so fun.
Speaker 1: I need yeah, but it's so fun, like doing that
Speaker 1: to little kids because they think they think they're getting
Speaker 1: turned the fun up, Like that's awesome. I am.
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, we're gonna be the first to go
Speaker 2: when the robots take over.
Speaker 1: They're gonna erase this. But maybe that would be good
Speaker 1: for us. They're gonna erase our digital footprint because they
Speaker 1: don't like us, which could be nice.
Speaker 2: It would be nice. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: Though well, I still stand by cheating is good for women.
Speaker 1: Women should.
Speaker 2: Me and my mom literally had that conversation on the
Speaker 2: way to the airport yesterday. I was like, yeah, because
Speaker 2: women already like more in the loss of their relationship
Speaker 2: way before the men did. And that's why men get
Speaker 2: destroyed when they break up. But when women just move
Speaker 2: on in a week, it's because.
Speaker 3: They already they've been mourning for seven months.
Speaker 1: But when they were trying to keep it together and
Speaker 1: hold it together, but the man was too busy being
Speaker 1: a fucking idiot. Yeah, I mean, like, my shit's good
Speaker 1: at home. I don't care.
Speaker 2: I get to play PS five.
Speaker 1: Oh that's my exciting.
Speaker 3: Guys, this is so exciting.
Speaker 1: So I took a bunch of clothes to sell them
Speaker 1: because I had so many clothes, and I finally was like,
Speaker 1: I need to get rid of some of these clothes.
Speaker 3: I did donate a bunch of things.
Speaker 2: I know, actually a lot of a.
Speaker 3: Lot of shit. A lot of things are done.
Speaker 2: So if you're in the Greater LA area, just like
Speaker 2: look out for India's closet. It's all out there.
Speaker 1: But I did sell a bunch of stuff, and with
Speaker 1: that money, I bought a PS five and I'm literally like,
Speaker 1: I'm so excited to play Fortnite on the new machine.
Speaker 2: That's also like, graphics are gonna be really good.
Speaker 1: I know they're gonna be like insane. I'm like genuinely
Speaker 1: so excited. But I do need to play more games.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play.
Speaker 3: Last of Us.
Speaker 1: That's actually what got me going is I wanted I
Speaker 1: was like, looking at footage of the Last of Us game,
Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, this has always been a game.
Speaker 1: I've wanted to watch it since we're watching the show now,
Speaker 1: like I feel like I need to play it. And
Speaker 1: then PS fives have been fucking sold out and ad
Speaker 1: a stock for god knows how long, and just so happened.
Speaker 1: The day I looked it up, they had just been
Speaker 1: restocked best Buying game Stop, and game Stop was sold out,
Speaker 1: but best Buy I had a few left.
Speaker 3: So I was like, I am copying.
Speaker 2: It's a sign, and if you can see one in stock,
Speaker 2: just get it. It's a sign. I want to play.
Speaker 2: It takes two and I want to play the new
Speaker 2: Hogwarts game, the Harry Potter game. I know, I am
Speaker 2: very anti Harry Potter. It's like it looks cool. Oh,
Speaker 2: where do you think you're going to play that on
Speaker 2: your fucking PS five. I'm gonna play it when you're sleep,
Speaker 2: When you're asleep, I'm going to open up that PS
Speaker 2: five and ship down the side and fucking push it
Speaker 2: back on there. I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking piss into the CD port.
Speaker 2: I literally have done that before. I think I've told
Speaker 2: that story. I pissed all over my brothers Nintendo sixty
Speaker 2: four and like I came back like three weeks later
Speaker 2: and it was like crystallized and like it was throwing
Speaker 2: crystals and shit, and I was like, to this day,
Speaker 2: I've told them now, But I held it down for
Speaker 2: like literally ten fifteen twenty years.
Speaker 1: In Honduras when I had a really bad I think
Speaker 1: I had traveler sickness. Like I think that's also honestly
Speaker 1: what I had when I was just like god forsakenly
Speaker 1: sick forever.
Speaker 3: But I was getting these awful migrains. I also used
Speaker 3: to get the worst migraines in.
Speaker 2: Your Gramdma would give you the cocaine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my life, the secret medicine that I don't know
Speaker 1: what it is.
Speaker 3: It's just a powder.
Speaker 1: And she would make me go eat it out of
Speaker 1: her hands and I was like, it works. I need
Speaker 1: to ask her what the fuck that was? Yeah, But
Speaker 1: also I was such a brat bitch. My grandma makes
Speaker 1: really good I really am. My grandma makes really fucking
Speaker 1: good uh tortillas, and I've always hated store bought tortilla.
Speaker 1: Something about the smell freaks me the fuck out. I
Speaker 1: fucking like the flower ones, the flower and corn ones.
Speaker 2: I don't mind corn, but flour.
Speaker 1: There is a smell to them that makes me sick.
Speaker 1: And my grandma when she would come home with them
Speaker 1: instead of like working her ass off and making her
Speaker 1: whole family tortillas, which she would bring them home. I
Speaker 1: would throw a fit literally, like literally start crying and
Speaker 1: be like no. And then once she started putting them
Speaker 1: on the soap, I was like and freaking out. But
Speaker 1: when I was really fucking sick from probably just like
Speaker 1: the water, like for me having a kid, which doesn't
Speaker 1: make sense because I went there so much as a kid,
Speaker 1: but whatever, When I was really sick, my sip, my
Speaker 1: little cousin was playing PS two with my brother and
Speaker 1: they were screaming and like yelling, and I went and
Speaker 1: I picked it up and I fucking slammed it on
Speaker 1: the ground, which I think I've said before, But I
Speaker 1: went and I picked it up, and I slammed it
Speaker 1: on the ground, and then the demo disappped.
Speaker 2: And then I threw it on the ground. It's a
Speaker 2: dick in the box.
Speaker 1: Okay. Why were we so obsessed with music like parody music?
Speaker 2: I don't know, parodying the key of us.
Speaker 1: Parody music isn't a thing anymore, but I guess actually
Speaker 1: it makes sense because the people who were into like
Speaker 1: all those SNL songs like the adult of that time
Speaker 1: were like car on.
Speaker 3: I guess it is still a.
Speaker 2: Thing, but they were like weird now it just came.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were like weird Al Yankovich like fans as kids,
Speaker 1: and then they grew up and they like still needed
Speaker 1: that kind of.
Speaker 3: You need to stop doing that.
Speaker 2: Hi'd your kids, hi'd your wife.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't believe in electric cars, and I genuinely
Speaker 1: think in like ten years, we're gonna have like an
Speaker 1: insane massive explosion of multiple cars happening, and it's gonna
Speaker 1: be a nightmare. Like I genuinely think the lithium batteries
Speaker 1: and cars that are on the street. Because I was
Speaker 1: in a garage going into a CBS and this random
Speaker 1: electric car which I didn't the brand of it. It
Speaker 1: was like maybe like a Seon or like a Nissan
Speaker 1: or something. The sound it was making it was literally
Speaker 1: it sounded like I was in a fucking like nuclear plant.
Speaker 3: Like it was just like the craziest sound ever.
Speaker 2: We're gonna have nuclear powered cars sooner than later.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna We're gonna experience literally like mass catastrophes
Speaker 1: of these cars getting into crashes and fucking exploding and
Speaker 1: causing like radioactive waste, because why the fuck are we
Speaker 1: letting like lithium cars heat up to that? Like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I'm sure there's I'm sure they're safe, but
Speaker 1: in my head, in ten years, watch, all of them
Speaker 1: are gonna like rat the way batteries did in all
Speaker 1: your old toys, and they're gonna explain the.
Speaker 2: Road the earth.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, the way the lithium in colbalt is mined is very,
Speaker 2: very immoral and honestly, uh, it's all green washing. And
Speaker 2: electric cars aren't really much more safe for the environment
Speaker 2: than a gas car. But that could be like big
Speaker 2: gas companies pushing their agenda just as much as like
Speaker 2: big electric is pushing their But like the power for
Speaker 2: the electric cars has to come from somewhere. The energy
Speaker 2: has to come from somewhere, and it's probably fucking coal minds,
Speaker 2: and no one's telling us.
Speaker 1: Also, I just don't believe in that, because why the
Speaker 1: fun would I want to sit and charge my goddamn car.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get an electric car. I'm going to I
Speaker 2: fear I might. I fear he was a man, but
Speaker 2: he Okay, Well, we talked about this very briefly in
Speaker 2: a lot of earlier episodes, but the AI snowball is
Speaker 2: actively happening in front of our face and no one
Speaker 2: is like talking about it. What do you mean, like
Speaker 2: specific Like, once the world gets a taste for AI,
Speaker 2: it's gonna snowball and evolve quicker than we could ever
Speaker 2: even imagine, and sooner than later, we're gonna be AI ourselves,
Speaker 2: and then we're gonna be in the singularity and we're
Speaker 2: gonna be a cloud.
Speaker 1: I wish I could remember, because I was talking about
Speaker 1: this other day and there was one specific thing that
Speaker 1: was freaking me out, and I was like, we are
Speaker 1: so done, but I can't think of it. But it's
Speaker 1: that's how I feel about almost everything recently. Oh it
Speaker 1: was there was an AI thing that can make your
Speaker 1: different artists sing different songs. So like if you wanted
Speaker 1: Ariana to sing like Take a Bow by Madonna, there
Speaker 1: is a generator that can take all of her like
Speaker 1: songs and generate her singing that whole song in the
Speaker 1: same melody, And some of them don't sound very good,
Speaker 1: but like, specifically the Ariana Grande ones that I was
Speaker 1: hearing sounds so much like her, and yeah, we are
Speaker 1: meeting our end. But it's okay, because we're gonna be
Speaker 1: the last generation that has.
Speaker 3: Like semi normalcy.
Speaker 1: I do feel bad for anyone born after two thousand
Speaker 1: and eight.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's gonna actually I will. I'm like scared of
Speaker 2: like what the Internet is doing to society because like
Speaker 2: conspiracy theorists like always existed, they always they've always been around,
Speaker 2: but they were like your weird like friend's older brother
Speaker 2: in his room, like being a stoner, like and having
Speaker 2: like neon posters on his wall. Yeah exactly. But now
Speaker 2: that like the Internet has like connected all of these
Speaker 2: freaks like that have the same thoughts. They've all like said,
Speaker 2: they've been saying everything is like a conspiracy, and it's
Speaker 2: it's really like honestly starting to scare me the way,
Speaker 2: Like like a video of like Lebron James beating the
Speaker 2: scoring record of the all time scoring record popped up
Speaker 2: on my feet and I was like, oh cool, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna watch this, and then shortly into the video I
Speaker 2: realized it was like conspiracy brainwashing about the number thirty
Speaker 2: eight in all of the comments were like yeah, like
Speaker 2: and the he broke the record thirty eight weeks after
Speaker 2: he was born, and they were all being like dead serious,
Speaker 2: and I was like, literally, what is going on and
Speaker 2: why is this happening? And there needs to be like
Speaker 2: a limit of like internet, Like I believe there needs
Speaker 2: to be a limit to the Internet because like the
Speaker 2: and like all of the comments where it's like or
Speaker 2: everybody talking about how like oh the world is ending,
Speaker 2: the world is ending, Like take the Internet away from
Speaker 2: them and like let them go outside and be normal,
Speaker 2: and like they'll realize it's genuinely okay. But like I'm
Speaker 2: probably just a denier. Oh you know what, I have
Speaker 2: theories on dreams, Like I really do. I've been having
Speaker 2: like a lot of really coming.
Speaker 1: Right off of saying like people need to stop making
Speaker 1: conspiracies and like being able to do that on the Internet.
Speaker 3: You're like, all right, so here's my theory.
Speaker 2: I have theories. Where do I share my theories? Have
Speaker 2: theories to share? Who can I talk to? So I
Speaker 2: genuinely do believe that when you're dreaming, you're just with
Speaker 2: like I I genuinely like I've gotten to the point
Speaker 2: where I believe this with my full chest and there's
Speaker 2: like no convincing me otherwise. And I will be the
Speaker 2: soul pusher of this idea, and I'll die on this
Speaker 2: hill and I'll die alone on this idea. But in
Speaker 2: thirty years in the future, when they can research dreams properly,
Speaker 2: I will be a genius and like and people will
Speaker 2: be like he was saying it before, everybody, I swear,
Speaker 2: just watch this when this happens. But I genuinely believe
Speaker 2: when you go to sleep and you wake up in
Speaker 2: a dream and like you're in that dream, you're waking
Speaker 2: up in a different dimension, and I'm I'm sorry, Like
Speaker 2: I know it sounds hoopy doopy whatever, bullshit, but for
Speaker 2: some reason, I can't shake it, because like the feeling
Speaker 2: that I get like in these dreams is it's so
Speaker 2: fucking weird. It literally feels like real life. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: there's no way.
Speaker 1: People have way more realistic dreams than others.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, because the dreams lately, I've literally
Speaker 2: like been convinced and like been living real life. And
Speaker 2: then like I've been having dreams lately where I'm having
Speaker 2: like five different dreams as one at once, so they're
Speaker 2: all like stacked on top of each other each other,
Speaker 2: and like I have like screenshots of these dreams memorized
Speaker 2: where like it it's five different things happening at once,
Speaker 2: and it freaks me the fuck out. And like when
Speaker 2: I wait, Like, for example, when I was on the plane,
Speaker 2: like I had a dream flying there and it felt
Speaker 2: like I experienced like an entire lifetime. When I woke up,
Speaker 2: it was so fucking jarring. But yeah, I believe you
Speaker 2: will watch more like movies and stuff. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 2: think it has something to do with like all the
Speaker 2: porn that I watch and consume.
Speaker 1: It sounds like you watch really expansive porn though, like yeah.
Speaker 2: It's like everything everywhere at once, but porn.
Speaker 3: It's porn. It's porn. Well, I don't sleep to dream.
Speaker 5: So.
Speaker 2: Well, wake me up. When September ends, I'm.
Speaker 3: Gonna fucking kick the fuck out of you.
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna join a boxing class and then
Speaker 1: on one of these episodes beat the living fuck outage room.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'd like to see you try.
Speaker 1: I've been watching The Sopranos and it's fucking awesome, and
Speaker 1: that's that's all I really have to say.
Speaker 2: You start watching the start watching the Sopranos. Uh, Sopranos
Speaker 2: like once every three months, Like I'm watching Okay.
Speaker 1: I started it like two three months ago, and then
Speaker 1: I was watching it with a friend and I hadn't
Speaker 1: seen the friend in a long time.
Speaker 3: It's like how I watch Girls.
Speaker 2: I watched Girl friend.
Speaker 1: I watched Girls with Oriyan and we haven't fucking watched
Speaker 1: any more episodes because we watched together and we were like,
Speaker 1: we need to watch this together. And I haven't made
Speaker 1: it past episode eight because me and Ryan when we're
Speaker 1: together we like to just like get high and.
Speaker 3: Be on our iPhones and not on TV.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I have That's why I didn't watch it.
Speaker 1: But now I'm back to watching it, and I've been
Speaker 1: binging Sopranos.
Speaker 2: That's such big chungus vibes. Sopranos is big chungus as fuck.
Speaker 2: So yeah, that doesn't even hurt because I have this
Speaker 2: condition that makes it so I don't feel pain, heat, hunger, whatever.
Speaker 2: I could stick my hand on the stove right now
Speaker 2: and it wouldn't hurt me. Okay, I promise, promise, promises.
Speaker 2: I was listening to poker Face by Lady Gaga yesterday
Speaker 2: when I walked into the house, and I think it
Speaker 2: might be one of the greatest songs ever made, and
Speaker 2: I fully believe that. I thought Judas also Judas Maydy
Speaker 2: Gaga has like fifteen entries in the top one hundred
Speaker 2: for me, so it was.
Speaker 1: I think, what what about top five?
Speaker 3: Would she make the top five.
Speaker 2: For nostalgia reasons? Yes, but I don't think so.
Speaker 1: One of my top five is always going to be
Speaker 1: somebody Else's Guy by Josson Brown.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that song.
Speaker 3: I still remember when we saw who was It?
Speaker 1: Performing it at like a drag show and that's how
Speaker 1: I found it, and.
Speaker 2: I, oh, what show was that it was? It was
Speaker 2: with James Charles. Yeah, oh my god, that's the story
Speaker 2: we'll never tell.
Speaker 1: It wasn't even that crazy. It was actually sweet. He
Speaker 1: gave us tickets to go see the All not All Stars.
Speaker 1: Was it an All Star season? No, it was.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's season seven or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it was like season twelve or something like that.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, but yeah, it was just maybe season ten.
Speaker 1: So when they go around and perform after they go
Speaker 1: on tour, and it was fucking lit, and then we
Speaker 1: have a photo with all the drag queens and that
Speaker 1: was before I really watched RuPaul's drag Race.
Speaker 2: And I was like, where is that photo because it's
Speaker 2: crazy that hasn't reached. Yeah, I look like I look straight,
Speaker 2: but I don't. But everybody thought it was funny because I,
Speaker 2: like look really uncomfortable, but looky. I was shaking it
Speaker 2: in my fucking boots because it was the who is
Speaker 2: the girl that had the peach on her head? I
Speaker 2: always forget her name that.
Speaker 3: Was performing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't think of her.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, from Immediate's The Pranos and.
Speaker 1: Last of Us, even though the best episode was episode three,
Speaker 1: and I just don't think they're going to like surpass.
Speaker 2: That, but oh my god, we didn't talk about that.
Speaker 2: That episode was single handedly, I'd say goes down as
Speaker 2: top five episode of TV of all time. Like obviously
Speaker 2: I'm by, but like that shit was.
Speaker 1: I don't think bias or not like it is like
Speaker 1: undeniably one of the best. It felt like a movie,
Speaker 1: Like I've never seen an episode of a show of
Speaker 1: a show and been so it felt like I watched
Speaker 1: like a two hour movie, and I wanted to watch
Speaker 1: a two hour movie of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was so good. Also, we just don't get
Speaker 2: like gay love stories like that, where it's like not
Speaker 2: even I don't know I could get into it, but
Speaker 2: I'm not going to. But yeah, it was just really
Speaker 2: beautiful and super I'm not gonna spoil because it was good.
Speaker 2: You should watch it.
Speaker 3: You should watch.
Speaker 1: Nick Offerman was on I forgot what late night show,
Speaker 1: but he made a joke. He was like, he was like,
Speaker 1: it was that episode was watched I think six.
Speaker 3: Million times on the first night.
Speaker 1: Wow, And he was like, yeah, an HBO still put
Speaker 1: me on here for the last six people who haven't
Speaker 1: seen it. So if you're one of the last eighteen
Speaker 1: people on the planet who haven't seen it, you should
Speaker 1: go watch it. That's awesome because I feel like most
Speaker 1: of our audience would have seen that, but maybe not.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you should watch that though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't have to watch the show because it's
Speaker 2: really extremely mid and that's probably a hot take, but
Speaker 2: that episode single handed, you.
Speaker 1: Could literally just watch that episode. That's how it's felt
Speaker 1: so far though. The first episode so fucking good. Second
Speaker 1: episode okay, third episode, so fucking good. Fourth episode Okay.
Speaker 2: Have you watched the fourth episode? I didn't watch it yet.
Speaker 1: You know what it is is, I was saying to
Speaker 1: drew it easily. I feel like could have been a movie.
Speaker 1: I haven't played the game though, so there's a chance
Speaker 1: that's just not true because I think there's like two
Speaker 1: three parts to the fucking game. So maybe it could
Speaker 1: have been a movie, but I feel like it could
Speaker 1: have been like one movie, two movie, three movie, Like
Speaker 1: it could have been movies, but series are always way
Speaker 1: more profitable and way more like, oh my god, I'm
Speaker 1: on the edge of my seat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, like conservatives and evangelical Christians were pissed
Speaker 2: that played the video games, were pissed about that, but
Speaker 2: then they got read to filth because in the show
Speaker 2: it's or in in the comics or in the game
Speaker 2: it said he had a partner, but they didn't specify.
Speaker 2: I like, yeah, I think he was yeah gang, but
Speaker 2: they didn't realize that until the show.
Speaker 1: And like, people, I'm sorry, were you're watching a movie
Speaker 1: about fucking zombies and that's what you're nitpicking, Like.
Speaker 2: Get a fucking life and a job, fucking freak bitch,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, my god, my song is oh my show.
Speaker 1: It's not your song though, or your show. It's the week,
Speaker 1: but it's not your song.
Speaker 2: Actually I did make Devil No what what was your
Speaker 2: Demon Slayer? I started Demon Slayer last night two nights ago,
Speaker 2: and it is really fucking awesome. And I put it
Speaker 2: off for so long because everybody in the world and
Speaker 2: their fan base is really fucking weird. But everyone was like,
Speaker 2: you have to watch Demon Slayer. It's really really cool.
Speaker 2: And I started watching it and I was like, damn,
Speaker 2: this is really cool. And I watched like seven episodes
Speaker 2: last night before waking up at five am.
Speaker 1: Me watching six episodes of Sopranos last night, Sopranos, The Sopranos, Sopranos.
Speaker 2: But I also my song is Bittersweet Symphony by the Verb.
Speaker 2: I fucking love that song.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: Porcelain by Moby and I'll give you one more Uh
Speaker 2: cannon Ball by the Breeders. Also unfinished Symphony mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Mine is I Think of You by Little Annie, We've
Speaker 1: only just begun Grant Green and at Last I Am
Speaker 1: Free Lash.
Speaker 3: This is the found the original, but this one's.
Speaker 1: MA get for Lucy in front of Me Cabin, which
Speaker 1: I've said by say etten. It was in an episode
Speaker 1: of the Sopranos. This song.
Speaker 2: Okay, I was back in Texas suck not too long ago, no,
Speaker 2: like two years ago. Uh, and I had just found
Speaker 2: at last I am free, I can finally see in
Speaker 2: front of me. And I would sit in the car alone,
Speaker 2: parked like really far away from my house, like screaming
Speaker 2: and crying to that song. I love that song.
Speaker 1: Sounds like you have issues because I don't do that
Speaker 1: kind of crap. Like when I get to my house,
Speaker 1: I just go inside.
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: Sitting in the car is the best feeling ever.
Speaker 2: Oh now, now you sit in the car, she s
Speaker 2: wants to be me so fucking bad.
Speaker 1: You don't even have a car bibs.
Speaker 2: So I did, and I did sit in the car.
Speaker 2: I used to sit in the car after school and
Speaker 2: not purposely not turn on the AC when it was
Speaker 2: like one hundred and ten degrees outside and sweat all
Speaker 2: the toxins out and do my homework while I was sweating.
Speaker 3: That's actually awesome.
Speaker 1: Me and Ryan love committing a mass sitting in the
Speaker 1: car just when we're out and we're like, what are
Speaker 1: we supposed to do next? We don't want to go
Speaker 1: home yet, so we just parked the card we sit.
Speaker 2: Are The Killers problematic?
Speaker 1: The Killers?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know if I know any songs.
Speaker 1: By the Killers, there's like the Killers and then like
Speaker 1: the Doors. I don't know any songs Linny Kravits, Linny Kravits,
Speaker 1: but yeah, that's it.
Speaker 4: The Cane, the Cane, Control or Blonde.
Speaker 1: Control like Sizzo. Yeah, that's really hard, actually, right, that's
Speaker 1: genuinely so.
Speaker 2: Hard comment what you think.
Speaker 1: Realistically, realistically Control because I listened I listened to Control more.
Speaker 2: I just don't listen for you, or like, what is
Speaker 2: which is like a better album?
Speaker 3: Like I'm gonna say Blonde.
Speaker 1: I think Blonde musically, like I find More, it's just
Speaker 1: like more interesting. But Control is just like undeniably one
Speaker 1: of the best albums that's come out in my lifetime,
Speaker 1: Like undeniably especially in the past ten years.
Speaker 2: For me, it's Blonde for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But if in terms of like which, if I
Speaker 1: could only listen to one for the rest of my life,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pick Control because I listen to Control way more.
Speaker 1: Like it's like such a vibe, it's so classic. But
Speaker 1: Blonde also, like every time I listen to Blonde, I'm like,
Speaker 1: god damn it, this is such a good fucking album.
Speaker 2: It piss me off and it just.
Speaker 1: Reminds me of like it reminds any album that came
Speaker 1: out twenty fifteen to twenty seventeen, or like some of
Speaker 1: my favorite albums. Yeah, because it's just like best time
Speaker 1: in my life, so fun, so free finding new things.
Speaker 1: Also it Spotify needs to stop recommending me new artists
Speaker 1: because I don't want to know any more fucking artists.
Speaker 1: I'm so tired of that shit. Let me see your
Speaker 1: stupid fucking cover and I can tell graphically that it
Speaker 1: was made before the Ye're twenty eighteen, and I want
Speaker 1: to fucking he you in the head.
Speaker 2: Stop making music that sounds sounds old intentionally, Like I
Speaker 2: get it, you're getting your bag and it's probably what
Speaker 2: you want to create, but don't try to trick me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're not second, I see the second I see twenty
Speaker 2: twenty two. I turned the song off, and I'm not joking, like, oh.
Speaker 1: Unless sometimes Spotify does that thing where it's because it
Speaker 1: was uploaded in that year, it'll say that year. But
Speaker 1: if you dig deep, it's like an old album. Like
Speaker 1: there's a few albums that I listened to that they're
Speaker 1: old albums, but it says they like were released in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty two. But also, if you dig deeper and
Speaker 1: you go down, it'll say like the copyright was made
Speaker 1: in like nineteen seventy nine or something, but it was
Speaker 1: released on Spotify twenty twenty two. But yeah, Spotify, stop
Speaker 1: it because you're not gonna fucking trick me. Also, I
Speaker 1: do you ever get this Spotify? Sometimes we'll randomly throw
Speaker 1: in a song that's trending on TikTok and I'm like,
Speaker 1: are you I'm so kidding me?
Speaker 3: Why are you doing that?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: Who do you think owns this account?
Speaker 2: Oh? You know what was crazy is I saw a
Speaker 2: video of my sister's sinking to young and it freaked
Speaker 2: me the fuck out. And I was like, TikTok has
Speaker 2: gone too fucking far, Like it's gone too far singing
Speaker 2: Young Lean bitch is coming.
Speaker 1: But it.
Speaker 2: I was like, no, it's too far. That is mine.
Speaker 2: She can't have him. The internet cannot have Young Lean.
Speaker 2: Oh but Young Lien is so big. No, he's fucking not.
Speaker 2: You live in a microcosm. You live in a fucking bubble.
Speaker 2: It's an echo chamber, and all you hear about is
Speaker 2: Young Lean. He's not massive, he's not mainstream. Yeah, watchful