WEBVTT - We had a baby (kinda)

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to this episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Watch. I was trying to think of something funny to say.

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say, like Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>Ohoa, damn, girl, you're on a good lie. You're immediately

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<v Speaker 1>on a roll.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to this episode of.

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<v Speaker 1>Instagram Instagram dot Com. Up two bitches who clock into

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<v Speaker 1>Instagram dot com for a living?

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<v Speaker 2>I literally don't, and it's my job. It's my job,

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<v Speaker 2>and I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to wake up early for Instagram posting tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah damn. I have to go to bed and wake

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<v Speaker 2>up at noon to post on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to go to bed and wake up at

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<v Speaker 1>four pm, so that's seven pm Eastern time in my

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<v Speaker 1>post as well.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to be ready.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to this episode. Uh, Drew just got back from

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<v Speaker 1>a very exciting.

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<v Speaker 2>Vide Yes, I went back to Texas for a few

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<v Speaker 2>days because my sister had a beautiful baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it's so scary.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very surreal. Like I'm already an uncle before that.

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<v Speaker 2>But for some reason, this just felt like a little different.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I think I'm just like old enough

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<v Speaker 2>to understand like the levity of this situation, and like

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<v Speaker 2>also I'm at that age where like my body is

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<v Speaker 2>starting to be like, yeah, we need to figure out

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<v Speaker 2>how we're gonna reproduce and spread our seed and continue

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<v Speaker 2>the gene pool.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, it's your twin sister, so it's fucking crazy. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like a part of you is having a baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Something I learned about babies after meeting is that

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<v Speaker 2>they like have to be swaddled. I didn't know why

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<v Speaker 2>they had to be swaddled, but it's because they're so

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<v Speaker 2>used to having their hands in their face that now

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<v Speaker 2>that they're born, they just like scratch the fuck out

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<v Speaker 2>of their face accident. So their hands like automatically go

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<v Speaker 2>up and do their face like this because in the womb,

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<v Speaker 2>their hands were up there like that though the entire time.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's a little fact for you. Yes, and my

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<v Speaker 2>niece has jaundice. Look, she did it again and it

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<v Speaker 2>just started dying. My sister face timed her and was

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<v Speaker 2>like showing her because she wanted to get like Seeinya's

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<v Speaker 2>reaction because we face timed like everybody important to them.

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<v Speaker 2>And then it was on the list.

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<v Speaker 1>And Okay, first of all, I cried, like it was

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<v Speaker 1>so like I literally like it made me so happy

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<v Speaker 1>that I cried. But then I was like, damn okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Because also when Drew told me that they had the baby,

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<v Speaker 1>my first question was like does she have hair?

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<v Speaker 2>Is she bald? Because and it was like I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>they want to FaceTime you to get your reactions. They

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<v Speaker 2>were and he was like, I need to know she

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<v Speaker 2>bald because if she is, I'm gonna make fun of her,

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<v Speaker 2>like immediately, like she's gonna get got because like if

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<v Speaker 2>she doesn't have air, that's it. And also I was

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<v Speaker 2>just like, she has hair.

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<v Speaker 1>She she was born with hair, which is a slayer already.

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<v Speaker 2>She's so skinny too, like but she she's literally the

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<v Speaker 2>skinniest baby.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like Madeline was showing me the baby and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, I was like, she's low key Tannis.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck Like why like on camera she didn't look yellow.

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<v Speaker 1>She literally she literally looked like she just came from

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<v Speaker 1>fucking Cabo, back from Cobo on her vacation.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, no, I spray tanned her. I wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought she went to like the keys and got

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<v Speaker 1>a little.

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<v Speaker 2>I just dipped her in like a tank, like a

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<v Speaker 2>five gallon bucket by like the head. You know how

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<v Speaker 2>they baptized babies. Yeah, into turmeric and self tanner.

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<v Speaker 1>Kai has a timer. Now, Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Cool, I've been waiting all week to god, this is

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<v Speaker 2>actually awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>Your phone's not working.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at that photo.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was like, oh my god, your baby is

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<v Speaker 1>low key Tannis and has hair like you had a

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<v Speaker 1>lotin baby. I was like, you literally had a Latin baby,

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<v Speaker 1>and she told.

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<v Speaker 2>Me that no, she has John thise and YA just

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<v Speaker 2>laughed out loud, but in her defense, like I've only

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<v Speaker 2>ever made jokes about Johndice Hn like on my.

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<v Speaker 1>Like dumb part of my brain. I was just like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, Johnice is a funny word, like I have John this,

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<v Speaker 2>I have big chungus disease.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>I was waiting all episode to drop the big chung

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<v Speaker 2>It's been five minutes. I've got big chungus.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh. I hate that. But I laughed really fucking hard.

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<v Speaker 1>And then as we kept talking, she didn't make any

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<v Speaker 1>comment on me laughing that hard, and I didn't hear

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<v Speaker 1>Drew laugh at it, so I was like okay, And

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<v Speaker 1>as the conversation went off, she was like, yeah, we're

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<v Speaker 1>going back to the doctor tomorrow to like check on

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<v Speaker 1>her jarndice, and I was like, oh, they were being real,

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<v Speaker 1>Like she really has jndice.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she but like it's every baby, not every baby,

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<v Speaker 2>but a lot of babies are born with it and

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<v Speaker 2>it's not something to worry about at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So, like my sister made a healthy baby, Beabe Bebe,

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<v Speaker 2>and she's really fucking cute normally infants, Like we've seen

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<v Speaker 2>the photos of me as an infant, Like normally infants,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, it could be it could be in his

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<v Speaker 2>baby and I'd call it ugly to its face, like

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<v Speaker 2>normally infants are ugly as fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>No, she's a really cute if she actually looks like adult,

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<v Speaker 1>it's really scary personal and baby, it's because she's got

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<v Speaker 1>those little chubby cheek I know.

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<v Speaker 2>She's got chubby cheeks in arms. She's really cute.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, it was scaring the fuck out of me

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<v Speaker 1>because also that's the first person I know who has

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<v Speaker 1>a baby where it's like I'm like close to them,

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<v Speaker 1>Like we know we have friends who like have babies,

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<v Speaker 1>and I know people who have kids, but this is

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<v Speaker 1>the first person that like I've like stayed in basically

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<v Speaker 1>kind of full contact.

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<v Speaker 2>You've known her as long as you've known me, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>As long as I've known you.

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<v Speaker 1>And also like she's the only friend who I've like

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<v Speaker 1>met her whole family because I've met your family, so

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<v Speaker 1>like literally it feels like a cousin or like somebody

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<v Speaker 1>I really know.

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<v Speaker 3>It literally feels like I have a niece exactly, like

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<v Speaker 3>I genuinely like, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>We gotta have a niece, And I'm like, oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>need to go see my niece.

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<v Speaker 2>Like we're gonna try to go back to see her

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<v Speaker 2>pretty soon once the dust settles of being a new parent.

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<v Speaker 2>But like Madeline is like Madeline and Steve, I've never

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<v Speaker 2>seen like someone switch so quickly like that, like everything changed,

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<v Speaker 2>but like not even like only like the parts that

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<v Speaker 2>needed to change change. But they're still themselves, which I like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what I expected, but I thought them

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<v Speaker 2>the thought people just like became parents and like that

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<v Speaker 2>was it. But like they're hella fucking normal and like

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<v Speaker 2>they're such good parents. It was like really freaky to

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<v Speaker 2>watch them like parents because I was like, dude, like

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<v Speaker 2>this is this is crazy, Like y'all have like a

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<v Speaker 2>child now that you have to take care of and

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<v Speaker 2>y'all are doing it. And also I'm pretty sure Madeline,

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<v Speaker 2>like she said this her whole life, but she was

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<v Speaker 2>like destined to be mother, Like she's mothered to a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of these bitches already, like she had to have

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<v Speaker 2>her own.

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<v Speaker 1>So that is so crazy. That is literally just so

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like we talked about pregnancy in the last

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<v Speaker 1>episode too, it still just freaks me out. Like I

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<v Speaker 1>give so much props to people our age who were

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<v Speaker 1>at the mindset already where they are ready to have

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<v Speaker 1>child because that, like I'm not kidding, that is like

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<v Speaker 1>a death sentence, but it shouldn't be, because I, like

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<v Speaker 1>I when I really think about it, what.

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<v Speaker 3>Is having a child?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's an extreme responsibility that you will have for

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<v Speaker 1>the rest of your life, but not that it's comparable

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<v Speaker 1>to having a pet.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's that's the only like comparison I have.

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<v Speaker 1>Is like having but it's like having to care for

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<v Speaker 1>this thing and it doesn't mean you get to stop

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<v Speaker 1>having a life. Grant that I could leave as little

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<v Speaker 1>over two days straight and like wait, they upgraded they

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<v Speaker 1>updated them like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's something I looked up because I was like, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>why the fuck you would think like a baby waking

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<v Speaker 2>up every two hours, like we would evolve past that,

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<v Speaker 2>like even when we were out in the jungle, just

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<v Speaker 2>like being fucking apes, like running around having babies, like

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<v Speaker 2>you would think babies would sleep through the night because

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<v Speaker 2>like a screaming child would like alert predators or like

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<v Speaker 2>make your mother like super fucking tired and like whatever

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<v Speaker 2>make the village tired. I don't know, but I looked

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<v Speaker 2>it up, and there's like an evolutionary advantage to like

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<v Speaker 2>kind of I think it's I forgot what it was exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>I read it off to Steve last night, but it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>hold on, let me look it up before I butcher it.

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<v Speaker 2>Evolutionary evolutionary advantage to babies waking up three times a night.

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<v Speaker 2>It's supposed to like ensure greater chance for survival and

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<v Speaker 2>passing on jeans because you're taking more care of the baby,

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<v Speaker 2>like waking up in the middle of the night, making

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<v Speaker 2>sure it's okay, making sure it's not suffocating, like which

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<v Speaker 2>like seems they no one like ever really got to

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<v Speaker 2>the bottom of it. But there's a word m amnorrhea

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<v Speaker 2>grabr optimal spacing between children.

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<v Speaker 1>That kind of makes sense because I guess also maybe

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<v Speaker 1>for the psychology of the baby to recognize who its

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<v Speaker 1>caretakers are. Maybe that's like an important establishment within, like

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<v Speaker 1>them being the most obnoxious thing in the planet and

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<v Speaker 1>bothering you that much. But then that makes me think,

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<v Speaker 1>because you know how some parents are like, we just

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<v Speaker 1>let our kids cry.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't we don't touch it. We let it cry, and.

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<v Speaker 1>We haven't had a problem with it. I wonder if

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<v Speaker 1>those kids grow up to be like a little more disconnected. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>contrary to the way I am now, I was a

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<v Speaker 1>very quiet baby. Yeah, my parents are always talking about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like not, which is shocking because I but

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<v Speaker 1>maybe that's why I cried so much of my later

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<v Speaker 1>adult life and I cry so much now because.

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<v Speaker 2>We all have this. We're born with the same amount

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<v Speaker 2>of tears. You know, either cry them as a baby

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<v Speaker 2>or you cry them as an adult. WHOA, that was good.

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<v Speaker 1>You said that in twenty fifteen you would win to

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<v Speaker 1>like nobody.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have one hundred thousand minutes on tumbler babes.

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<v Speaker 1>But I didn't cry as a baby at all, basically,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was very silent. But then once I was

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<v Speaker 1>like able to speak, I was a fucking cry baby.

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<v Speaker 1>And my nickname was boogers, because I have always had

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<v Speaker 1>a very runny sinnus when I cry and all like,

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<v Speaker 1>one of the words I did know was boogers, and

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<v Speaker 1>I would get so annoyed and freaked out by my

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<v Speaker 1>own boogers, and I would just start selling it. I'd

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<v Speaker 1>be like boogers and I would just be screaming until

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<v Speaker 1>somebody clean. Nasty woman, Oh my god, you're lucky A

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<v Speaker 1>nasty woman.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a nasty woman with a president who looks like

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<v Speaker 2>he bathes in Cheetoh goodist, douist.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeh. Well. Sometimes when I fart when I'm laying down,

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<v Speaker 1>I get scared that the part's going to travel upwards

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<v Speaker 1>and give me a yuas infection.

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<v Speaker 2>Well it does, that's not possible.

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<v Speaker 5>I think about that too. I think about that whenever

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<v Speaker 5>I fart. I'm not even joking. I'm like, if I

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<v Speaker 5>was a woman, I would worry about it going into

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<v Speaker 5>my pussy.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't ever say the the word again. I won't

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<v Speaker 2>talk again.

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<v Speaker 1>I was disgusting.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like waiting for this, Why are.

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<v Speaker 2>You thinking about that?

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<v Speaker 5>I just I just think about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Sound different. I feel like I haven't heard myself talk

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<v Speaker 2>in a long time, and I feel like I sound different.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you sound the exact same.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, just making sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually you know what, maybe not, because yesterday you were

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<v Speaker 1>kind of scared me because I was like looking at

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<v Speaker 1>you and listening to you. I was like, dude, Drew

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<v Speaker 1>is like fully.

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<v Speaker 3>A man now? And I was like, I was like, also,

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<v Speaker 3>you have pink.

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<v Speaker 1>Ibabe your left eyes mad pink?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it really sad this one?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>You fucking do do eyes the doctor recently?

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<v Speaker 3>Have you got a colonoscopy?

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<v Speaker 2>No? No, no, I'm not rubbing ship into my eyes

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<v Speaker 2>so I get sick. I'm not doing that.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, you would do that on purpose?

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<v Speaker 2>No? I mean I said I'm not doing that. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't wipe with my finger.

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<v Speaker 1>Even would ever assume you would, just like on purpose

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<v Speaker 1>put dude in your eye.

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<v Speaker 2>I know That's what I'm saying. I'm not doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you laughing?

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<v Speaker 5>Because just talking about putting poop in your face, it's funny.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not doing that. Well, you said that when you

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<v Speaker 2>were a kid, you weren't a cry baby. I may

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<v Speaker 2>have talked about this. No, no, I'm not talking about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's move on.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Well, one time I cried in fifth grade after

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<v Speaker 1>our teacher yelled at me and then she like screamed

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<v Speaker 1>at me so crazy because she was like, you always

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<v Speaker 1>fucking crying and yelled at me even more. And then

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<v Speaker 1>I never cried in school, you know what, I think.

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<v Speaker 1>I was so embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we should incur encourage crying, but.

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<v Speaker 1>I think boys shouldn't cry because boys don't cry.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've never cried.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I would cry.

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<v Speaker 3>B pink.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I don't I have fucking PINKU. I

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<v Speaker 2>need to look at it now.

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<v Speaker 1>You were he was in the bathroom for like twenty minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>I is literally not even red at all. I have

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<v Speaker 2>like a little dot right.

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<v Speaker 1>Here, looked over there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you're cop.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that is like kind of crazy. That's not pink eyed,

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<v Speaker 2>but that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you have pink eye.

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<v Speaker 2>I just smoked a blunt in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be so happy if he did that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah right right. Well now, my eyes itch, they

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<v Speaker 2>actually itch you. Well, I think I just have a

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<v Speaker 2>hair in there because when I blink it feels like

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<v Speaker 2>there's like a something in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I was with Oriyan getting coffee and there was

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<v Speaker 1>like nats.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally and there weren't nats. Oh you like my new

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<v Speaker 2>doctor shuls sucks. I had the oh that's a sorry

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<v Speaker 2>you finished your story.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna say. They were literally NAT's following over

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<v Speaker 1>and around, and we were crying out because I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>damn bitch, you fucking stink.

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<v Speaker 3>Like they were just on her forever.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think it was like one pair of nats

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<v Speaker 1>started mating on her shoulder and then they literally we

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<v Speaker 1>just followed her, but we had to move like five

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<v Speaker 1>tables down you till we sat down.

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<v Speaker 3>There was just a swarm of gnats behind her.

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<v Speaker 1>And I didn't talk to her because we were having

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<v Speaker 1>really serious conversations. I was like, I can't keep talking

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<v Speaker 1>to you right now.

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<v Speaker 3>We have to like go somewhere else.

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<v Speaker 2>And then when we were talking.

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<v Speaker 3>One of them got my eye.

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<v Speaker 1>We were talking about motherhood, uh, and.

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<v Speaker 3>It was scary, scary conversations.

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<v Speaker 2>Scary things were having, scary conversations were happen.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, tell your fucking stupid story, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. So I had to fly to Texas.

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<v Speaker 2>I was I was gonna be in and out, and

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<v Speaker 2>I packed like my suitcase really light because I already

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<v Speaker 2>had a bunch of shit in La that I had

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<v Speaker 2>to go get I mean in Texas that I had

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<v Speaker 2>to bring back because I just didn't have enough room

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<v Speaker 2>in my suitcase last time. So I packed light and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, okay, cool, Like I'm only gonna pack

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<v Speaker 2>a couple outfits, I'm only gonna be here a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of days. Whatever. Well, the morning of my flight, I

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<v Speaker 2>decide that I want to bring my ugs because like

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<v Speaker 2>Dlaska just happened and everything freeze froze over and there

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<v Speaker 2>was like two inches of ice, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>it's going to be freezing for two days. So like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to bring my ugs. So I took my

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<v Speaker 2>shoes off and put them in my backpack and put

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<v Speaker 2>my ugs on, and for some reason, I wait, wait

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<v Speaker 2>wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, let's back up,

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<v Speaker 2>let's back up. So then I get in my uber

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<v Speaker 2>uh to the airport and I'm just like chilling. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>in a good mood, like me and the uber are

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<v Speaker 2>talking about a lot of random shit. It's nice.

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<v Speaker 3>One thing about you.

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<v Speaker 1>Is you're gonna talk to the fucking uber.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'll talk to them if they talk to me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna like, I'm not gonna start the conversation,

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<v Speaker 2>but I would like to interview this person and know

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<v Speaker 2>what's going on in their life because like most ubers

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<v Speaker 2>are very very open because they sit and s isilence

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<v Speaker 2>all day because if people like you don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Indulge in girl, and I don't want to talk to

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<v Speaker 1>a random man who's car I'm in, because what if

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<v Speaker 1>he falls in love with me and then stabs me

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<v Speaker 1>when I do not i him?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, fair, honestly fair. But I get all the

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<v Speaker 2>way to the airport and I get out of the

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<v Speaker 2>car and I realize, oh wait, let me back up

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<v Speaker 2>a little more. I'm back up a little more. So

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<v Speaker 2>everybody in my life tells me I'm a fucking monster

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<v Speaker 2>for getting to the airport two hours early and like

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<v Speaker 2>getting there way way earlier than I should because you are.

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<v Speaker 2>And this day my flight was like super super early,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, oh, like, I'm gonna try getting

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<v Speaker 2>there like thirty minutes before my flight boards like everyone does,

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<v Speaker 2>because like if everyone can do it, I can do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Some exposure therapy, like I'll be fine, I'll make it.

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<v Speaker 2>So I get all the way to the airport my

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<v Speaker 2>flight boards in thirty minutes, and I'm like, oh, I like,

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<v Speaker 2>did it. I did it. I'm like making good time.

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<v Speaker 2>That SA line was really short, and right when I

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<v Speaker 2>stepped out of the fucking uber, I realized I left

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<v Speaker 2>my suitcase at home and the only shit I had

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<v Speaker 2>was a pair of shoes in my backpack and the

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<v Speaker 2>clothes on my body. So and then I freaked out

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, oh my god, like I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have to like uber all the way home and get

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<v Speaker 2>my bag. And I was like, no, I can't, cause

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<v Speaker 2>my flight boards in thirty minutes. So I called in

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<v Speaker 2>you and I was like, yo, I might need you

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<v Speaker 2>to uber my Oh my god, there is like literally

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<v Speaker 2>shit in my eye, Like what is going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I know, there's.

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<v Speaker 2>Like literally shit like but I like, call you you

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<v Speaker 2>freaking on asking you might have to uber my bag.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, but I'm gonna go to the

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<v Speaker 2>counter and see if they can put me on the

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<v Speaker 2>later flight just in case, because they asked me if

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to for three hundred dollars and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll do it for free, like literally, just let me

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<v Speaker 2>get on to the next flight. So I went to

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<v Speaker 2>the gate agent and they were so fucking mean to

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<v Speaker 2>me and I like even preface said. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>this is really embarrassing and I can't believe I'm asking this,

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<v Speaker 2>but is there a way I can be put on

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<v Speaker 2>the next flight? And she just looks at me and

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<v Speaker 2>she was like, sir, we don't do that here. And

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, what do you fucking mean? And she

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<v Speaker 2>was like, so you're not going to be on your

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<v Speaker 2>first so you're not going to be in your seat

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<v Speaker 2>on your flight and I was like, I didn't say that.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just asking if I could be put on

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<v Speaker 2>the next flight. And I was like, you know, out

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<v Speaker 2>of spy. Literally the only reason I made it there

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<v Speaker 2>on that day was because of that gate agent, because

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, actually, I'm taking my seat, bitch, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't give a fuck if you had thirteen people online.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm taking that seat and I'm gonna be on this flight.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't talk to me like that, No, man, not today.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like when I lost my bag and the lady

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<v Speaker 1>was trying to convince me that I didn't lose my bag,

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<v Speaker 1>that I like didn't have a bag, and.

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<v Speaker 3>She was like, I think I told that story.

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<v Speaker 1>She was like fully talking in Spanish, talking and shit talking,

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<v Speaker 1>shit about me, and I was like, bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>I hear you like that is one thing that I

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<v Speaker 2>wish I knew another language that a lot of people

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<v Speaker 2>spoke other than English, because hearing the shit people were

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<v Speaker 2>talking about me is like something I wish I had,

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<v Speaker 2>because I know people are talking shit about me all

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<v Speaker 2>the time in Spanish, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe like it's better to not know, because it's like

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<v Speaker 1>when we were in Japan and we were with friends

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<v Speaker 1>who did speak Japanese, were like, unbeknownst to us, like

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<v Speaker 1>people were looking at us and like, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Play cellar tattoos and then they get off. This man

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<v Speaker 2>need to get the fuck away from the jobless, jobless.

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<v Speaker 3>Jobless America.

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<v Speaker 1>They are not wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>Though, yeah exactly. So I made it to Texas and

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<v Speaker 2>didn't have any clothes, so I had to go to

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<v Speaker 2>Walmart that night and I got a bunch of underwear,

0:19:24.960 --> 0:19:29.600
<v Speaker 2>socks and T shirts in a pair of jeans, and

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<v Speaker 2>a bunch of candy. And I made candy coated grapes,

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<v Speaker 2>but I just dipped grapes and jolly ranchers and they

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<v Speaker 2>were fucking deloinious.

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<v Speaker 1>Did they do they like cook them when they get

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<v Speaker 1>dipped in there?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I froze them, and then I let them thaw out,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I came home and crunched into them. It

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<v Speaker 2>was so yummy.

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't know if I can get buy that.

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<v Speaker 1>I was watching somebody eating like a big thing of it,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was like nerds covered strawberries and something.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, God is so upset right now.

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<v Speaker 1>God is looking down and being like, bitch, I gave

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<v Speaker 1>you sweets. What are you doing to that?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, like, why are you putting chemicals on this?

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you putting red forty and like blue thirty

0:20:05.520 --> 0:20:07.960
<v Speaker 1>onto the fucking strawberries I gave you.

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<v Speaker 2>I think no one's talking about actually genuinely how healthy

0:20:11.760 --> 0:20:14.399
<v Speaker 2>red forty is for you. Because I've survived off of

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<v Speaker 2>it for like literally twenty two years.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if that makes you healthy. You've also

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<v Speaker 1>avoided all of your doctor's calls.

0:20:21.280 --> 0:20:25.040
<v Speaker 2>And that means I'm healthy because I'm not dead yet,

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<v Speaker 2>because if it was unhealthy, I would be dead.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I consume the most red forty like I

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<v Speaker 2>actually I would place myself in the top one percent

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<v Speaker 2>of red forty consumers in this world.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I think I think any high schooler

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<v Speaker 1>beats you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh but I was already in the high school and

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<v Speaker 2>I already did that. I already went through it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, true, true, Maybe you would make I think

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<v Speaker 1>you would one hundred percent make top one percent of

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four year olds who yeah, oh yeah, because most

0:20:54.320 --> 0:20:56.639
<v Speaker 1>people who are like our age are like hitting the

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<v Speaker 1>wall where they're like, I can't keep eating like that,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>I just have a good metabolism.

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<v Speaker 1>You just like also don't buy groceries, so you have

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<v Speaker 1>to do that, like you were, like, like you force

0:21:08.160 --> 0:21:10.200
<v Speaker 1>yourself into a corner where you have to like eat

0:21:10.280 --> 0:21:12.200
<v Speaker 1>gas station food to say.

0:21:12.119 --> 0:21:15.960
<v Speaker 2>And I'm getting the nutrients I need from talkies.

0:21:15.960 --> 0:21:18.879
<v Speaker 1>And I wonder if somebody did, like a test on

0:21:18.920 --> 0:21:21.119
<v Speaker 1>your cholesterol and stuff, like where would you stand.

0:21:21.359 --> 0:21:24.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm good, I had that done recently. I'm literally good.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>The only thing with me is my heart, and I

0:21:26.800 --> 0:21:28.800
<v Speaker 2>think it's the puff bar and that's it. But I'm

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<v Speaker 2>like healthy.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't eat vegetables though.

0:21:31.280 --> 0:21:34.399
<v Speaker 2>I eat vegetables. Quit trying to spread that lie I

0:21:34.480 --> 0:21:38.159
<v Speaker 2>eat that you do not eat. I literally do. I

0:21:38.200 --> 0:21:39.639
<v Speaker 2>eat vegetable, eat.

0:21:39.680 --> 0:21:45.600
<v Speaker 1>Buffalo cauliflower, yep, and vegetab sometimes you have broccoli, yep,

0:21:46.680 --> 0:21:47.840
<v Speaker 1>but you did not.

0:21:48.000 --> 0:21:50.640
<v Speaker 2>Flower is a vegetable if all the chips I eat

0:21:50.800 --> 0:21:52.440
<v Speaker 2>is literally corn. Let's talk.

0:21:52.600 --> 0:21:54.959
<v Speaker 1>You don't get to say you eat vegetables because you

0:21:55.000 --> 0:21:58.800
<v Speaker 1>eat like like hot sauce covered cauliflower.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I do.

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<v Speaker 1>And also you do that once a week. You're so

0:22:04.040 --> 0:22:06.480
<v Speaker 1>off of that. Now you haven't been having that so like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember the last time I saw you eat vegetables.

0:22:08.760 --> 0:22:10.760
<v Speaker 1>And then the vegetables that come with your reggie girls

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<v Speaker 1>sit in your platter and go in the garbage.

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<v Speaker 6>Side eye side eye on side eye on you.

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<v Speaker 1>Side eye is the new like like the tea like

0:22:30.840 --> 0:22:33.840
<v Speaker 1>when people would just like comment the frog emoji, that's

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<v Speaker 1>side eyes a new that.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, wait, what were we talking about before we got.

0:22:38.320 --> 0:22:40.439
<v Speaker 3>Into the vegetable you're not eating vegetables? Going to the

0:22:40.440 --> 0:22:42.080
<v Speaker 3>doctor red forty.

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<v Speaker 2>I lost that something. I had something really good to

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<v Speaker 2>talk about.

0:22:46.400 --> 0:22:47.880
<v Speaker 1>I feel like if it was not good, it would

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<v Speaker 1>have just like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Would have came back to me, would have We'll move on.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me go open the notes app to see what

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<v Speaker 2>I've got to talk about. Oh, we'll talk about one

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<v Speaker 2>time in high school when I was in my drug

0:23:05.240 --> 0:23:09.879
<v Speaker 2>addict phase, really really in deep, really bad, really naughty,

0:23:10.000 --> 0:23:12.080
<v Speaker 2>never do anything I did, never do anything I do.

0:23:12.520 --> 0:23:14.160
<v Speaker 3>But nobody knows what you did.

0:23:14.240 --> 0:23:18.560
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, I mean I've been pretty open. But it

0:23:18.640 --> 0:23:21.080
<v Speaker 2>was when I was working at the gas station.

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<v Speaker 1>One thing about this podcast is I'm gonna mention growing

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<v Speaker 1>up poor. You're gonna mention having a drug.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, exactly exactly. But I went to or I had

0:23:33.760 --> 0:23:36.280
<v Speaker 2>a shift at the gas station and it was you know,

0:23:36.280 --> 0:23:37.679
<v Speaker 2>how I was shown you how you had to like

0:23:37.760 --> 0:23:40.560
<v Speaker 2>connect the soda juice. It was one of those shifts.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was fucking pissed. Like when you have to

0:23:42.920 --> 0:23:46.879
<v Speaker 2>like carry the big ass soda bags that are in

0:23:46.920 --> 0:23:49.560
<v Speaker 2>the cardboard boxes that are like eighty pounds and put

0:23:49.600 --> 0:23:51.480
<v Speaker 2>them on the shelf and then connect it, my hands

0:23:51.480 --> 0:23:54.040
<v Speaker 2>would be like cut. And I was so bad at

0:23:54.119 --> 0:23:57.679
<v Speaker 2>opening X. Yeah. The red forty wou, the big Red

0:23:57.720 --> 0:23:59.840
<v Speaker 2>would always get on my head. I fucking hated Big Red.

0:23:59.880 --> 0:24:02.000
<v Speaker 2>And that was literally what the TikTok was was the

0:24:02.119 --> 0:24:08.159
<v Speaker 2>Red forty whatever. But I uh was on shift and

0:24:08.200 --> 0:24:10.040
<v Speaker 2>I was fucking pissed, and I was like, damn, I

0:24:10.080 --> 0:24:12.000
<v Speaker 2>need to like get home and I want to like

0:24:12.400 --> 0:24:15.760
<v Speaker 2>get fucked up. So I texted one of my friends

0:24:15.800 --> 0:24:17.320
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, how do I buy Lean? I

0:24:17.359 --> 0:24:20.280
<v Speaker 2>want Lean so bad because I'd had it before and

0:24:20.320 --> 0:24:21.919
<v Speaker 2>it was fucking lit and I was like, oh, I

0:24:21.920 --> 0:24:23.720
<v Speaker 2>want it again. So I hit up one of my

0:24:23.720 --> 0:24:27.639
<v Speaker 2>friends and I got connected to a guy who still

0:24:27.640 --> 0:24:29.640
<v Speaker 2>to this day. He he's like one of the only

0:24:29.680 --> 0:24:34.280
<v Speaker 2>people from my hometown that follows my like side Instagram

0:24:34.520 --> 0:24:36.919
<v Speaker 2>because I like blocked everybody else off because I was like,

0:24:36.960 --> 0:24:40.560
<v Speaker 2>fuck you guys, but he still follows it. And like

0:24:40.960 --> 0:24:42.840
<v Speaker 2>we were really close when we were younger because it

0:24:42.840 --> 0:24:45.000
<v Speaker 2>was a small town. And then like there's got to

0:24:45.040 --> 0:24:47.120
<v Speaker 2>be a designated drug dealer in every town, in every

0:24:47.119 --> 0:24:49.800
<v Speaker 2>age group, Like that's just like a thing. And he

0:24:49.960 --> 0:24:53.800
<v Speaker 2>just happened to become the drug dealer, and so I

0:24:53.880 --> 0:24:55.679
<v Speaker 2>hit him up. I got his number. I hit him up,

0:24:55.720 --> 0:24:59.160
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, yo, Like also, he was really

0:24:59.200 --> 0:25:01.399
<v Speaker 2>close friends with this kid that I went to school

0:25:01.400 --> 0:25:03.560
<v Speaker 2>with that had like a disorder where he would get

0:25:03.600 --> 0:25:08.600
<v Speaker 2>blisters all over his feet. Why are you laughing, Like

0:25:08.680 --> 0:25:10.840
<v Speaker 2>only on your feet? Yeah, he would get blisters on

0:25:10.880 --> 0:25:12.919
<v Speaker 2>his hands and feet, so he couldn't walk, so he

0:25:13.000 --> 0:25:15.359
<v Speaker 2>had to like sit down all the time.

0:25:18.800 --> 0:25:20.359
<v Speaker 3>But he was Martin.

0:25:20.640 --> 0:25:24.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly exactly. He was a ship though, so it's like, okay,

0:25:24.640 --> 0:25:27.040
<v Speaker 2>but they were really close friends and you.

0:25:27.240 --> 0:25:29.200
<v Speaker 1>That's gonna be you when you have your bed sores.

0:25:29.440 --> 0:25:31.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, Because I literally just laid in bed today

0:25:31.840 --> 0:25:33.600
<v Speaker 2>when we were getting up for the podcast. I was like, oh,

0:25:33.600 --> 0:25:36.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm getting to like stand up and move it around,

0:25:36.480 --> 0:25:42.000
<v Speaker 2>like I've been in bed since five am. But what

0:25:42.119 --> 0:25:42.560
<v Speaker 2>was I saying?

0:25:42.600 --> 0:25:43.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

0:25:43.119 --> 0:25:46.040
<v Speaker 2>So I like text him and was like, yo, like

0:25:46.480 --> 0:25:49.639
<v Speaker 2>can I buy? Like I forget how much it was.

0:25:49.720 --> 0:25:52.359
<v Speaker 2>It was like four ounces of lean or something, and

0:25:52.400 --> 0:25:54.280
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I want it in the baby bottle

0:25:54.520 --> 0:25:56.760
<v Speaker 2>because like that was like a thing. It's like getting

0:25:56.880 --> 0:25:59.760
<v Speaker 2>lean in a baby bottle. And so like my entire

0:25:59.760 --> 0:26:01.280
<v Speaker 2>ship that was so excited, and he was like, how

0:26:01.280 --> 0:26:03.840
<v Speaker 2>do you want to do this deal? And I was like, honestly,

0:26:04.000 --> 0:26:07.439
<v Speaker 2>I put my key on the back of the wheel

0:26:07.800 --> 0:26:09.680
<v Speaker 2>and the wheel well like on top of the tire.

0:26:10.359 --> 0:26:12.200
<v Speaker 2>Just open my car and put it in my console.

0:26:12.600 --> 0:26:16.919
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, looking back, giving a drug dealer

0:26:16.960 --> 0:26:20.000
<v Speaker 2>the keys to your car is like batshit crazy. But

0:26:20.080 --> 0:26:22.400
<v Speaker 2>small town I had like a very noticeable car.

0:26:23.240 --> 0:26:24.639
<v Speaker 3>So you were like kind of friends with him.

0:26:24.600 --> 0:26:26.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah exactly, And I was like, he's not gonna fucking

0:26:26.480 --> 0:26:29.040
<v Speaker 2>steal my car because like I will literally find him

0:26:29.040 --> 0:26:33.840
<v Speaker 2>and I'll break his bones. No, I won't. But so

0:26:34.200 --> 0:26:36.119
<v Speaker 2>I got off my shift. I opened it and I

0:26:36.160 --> 0:26:38.240
<v Speaker 2>saw it and it literally looked like it was gold,

0:26:38.359 --> 0:26:41.520
<v Speaker 2>like it was purple because it was Activists, And I

0:26:41.560 --> 0:26:43.680
<v Speaker 2>was like, ooh, this is so fucking exciting, like I'm

0:26:43.680 --> 0:26:46.639
<v Speaker 2>about to drink Lean again, like this was like peak,

0:26:46.760 --> 0:26:48.600
<v Speaker 2>like Lean zan Era. I was like, I'm gonna be

0:26:48.680 --> 0:26:50.400
<v Speaker 2>so cool. So I got I was like really excited

0:26:50.560 --> 0:26:53.520
<v Speaker 2>before my shift, and then I stole a sprite and

0:26:53.560 --> 0:26:56.880
<v Speaker 2>some Jolly Ranchers because I stole everything from that fucking job.

0:26:58.080 --> 0:27:01.800
<v Speaker 2>But I get home, I have the double cup cyrofoam cup.

0:27:01.840 --> 0:27:04.080
<v Speaker 2>I put ice in it and I pour up, I

0:27:04.160 --> 0:27:06.159
<v Speaker 2>pour up. I put the Jolly Ranchers in it. I

0:27:06.240 --> 0:27:10.359
<v Speaker 2>make Waki slash. I make a Waki slash and I'm

0:27:10.480 --> 0:27:14.960
<v Speaker 2>drinking it and I'm like this doesn't taste like it

0:27:15.000 --> 0:27:18.320
<v Speaker 2>did before, and I was like whatever, Like I'm just tripping,

0:27:18.400 --> 0:27:20.439
<v Speaker 2>like whatever. So I'm like sipping on it and then

0:27:20.480 --> 0:27:22.800
<v Speaker 2>I like notice I'm getting like really tired, and I'm

0:27:22.840 --> 0:27:25.920
<v Speaker 2>like oh, like this is just like I'm like I'm

0:27:25.960 --> 0:27:29.720
<v Speaker 2>nodding off like whatever. I'm like getting really high. And

0:27:29.800 --> 0:27:31.840
<v Speaker 2>then I finished the whole cup because I was like, oh,

0:27:31.840 --> 0:27:33.240
<v Speaker 2>I want to feel what it feels like to finish

0:27:33.280 --> 0:27:36.840
<v Speaker 2>it all at once, and I just like knocked out.

0:27:36.840 --> 0:27:39.520
<v Speaker 2>I fell asleep and I woke up the next day

0:27:40.200 --> 0:27:43.080
<v Speaker 2>and I realized he had just given me beIN a

0:27:43.160 --> 0:27:46.200
<v Speaker 2>drill and I just drank the cup of fucking drill

0:27:46.520 --> 0:27:50.199
<v Speaker 2>and fell asleep. And I was too big of like

0:27:50.240 --> 0:27:52.119
<v Speaker 2>a baby to be like, yo, like give me my

0:27:52.160 --> 0:27:54.560
<v Speaker 2>money back. You just sold me bina drill, because I

0:27:54.600 --> 0:27:57.600
<v Speaker 2>was like I'm not hard, like I'm a fucking skinny twink,

0:27:57.720 --> 0:28:00.760
<v Speaker 2>Like yeah, here I go, like seen this drug dealer

0:28:01.200 --> 0:28:05.360
<v Speaker 2>my money, getting my money back. But so yeah that's

0:28:05.400 --> 0:28:08.320
<v Speaker 2>my story. Sis, you're over. I'm gonnawoot about this tea

0:28:08.440 --> 0:28:14.000
<v Speaker 2>frog shipping emoji noted literally literally, So I never bought

0:28:14.040 --> 0:28:14.680
<v Speaker 2>drugs from him.

0:28:14.680 --> 0:28:18.359
<v Speaker 1>Again, Well, we should find him in fucking birks bones.

0:28:18.480 --> 0:28:19.440
<v Speaker 1>I know he doesn't do it.

0:28:19.960 --> 0:28:22.439
<v Speaker 2>He keeps up with me, so he might be seeing

0:28:22.920 --> 0:28:24.760
<v Speaker 2>might be seeing this and just know, I know you

0:28:24.800 --> 0:28:25.080
<v Speaker 2>sold me.

0:28:25.520 --> 0:28:26.800
<v Speaker 3>What if he hits you up and He's like, it

0:28:26.920 --> 0:28:27.919
<v Speaker 3>actually wasn't manager.

0:28:28.119 --> 0:28:31.640
<v Speaker 1>You just have the strongest like tolerance and tolerance ever,

0:28:31.760 --> 0:28:32.800
<v Speaker 1>so it just like didn't.

0:28:32.600 --> 0:28:38.880
<v Speaker 2>Really Yeah it definitely was, though, Yeah it was.

0:28:39.120 --> 0:28:42.640
<v Speaker 1>That is so awesome you after a long day of

0:28:42.680 --> 0:28:47.400
<v Speaker 1>going to school and the gas, like I kick my shoes.

0:28:47.040 --> 0:28:49.240
<v Speaker 2>Off, have a beer.

0:28:50.480 --> 0:28:54.440
<v Speaker 1>I like understand that. Like I like after a day

0:28:54.480 --> 0:28:58.600
<v Speaker 1>of doing anything, I'm like, no, I need a drink.

0:28:59.320 --> 0:29:03.520
<v Speaker 1>Literally when this is my dogar like whoa, but that's

0:29:03.560 --> 0:29:06.520
<v Speaker 1>me with Fortnite instead of beer, Like more.

0:29:06.640 --> 0:29:09.400
<v Speaker 2>Know you after playing Fortnite, Damn, I need a beer.

0:29:10.440 --> 0:29:13.840
<v Speaker 2>That was a lot. That was a lot.

0:29:14.040 --> 0:29:16.600
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, it's part of me is sad that I

0:29:16.600 --> 0:29:17.960
<v Speaker 1>didn't do any of that stuff as a kid. But

0:29:18.000 --> 0:29:19.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm like I could do it as an adult and

0:29:19.760 --> 0:29:24.160
<v Speaker 1>not risk my brain development if I really wanted to now.

0:29:24.240 --> 0:29:26.320
<v Speaker 1>But now I just don't have Like I just don't

0:29:26.320 --> 0:29:31.200
<v Speaker 1>have a want to. Yeah. Now it's like super dangerous.

0:29:32.400 --> 0:29:35.320
<v Speaker 1>But the drugs just aren't the same way they used

0:29:35.320 --> 0:29:35.560
<v Speaker 1>to be.

0:29:36.120 --> 0:29:38.320
<v Speaker 2>I know, they used to be fun. We used to

0:29:38.320 --> 0:29:43.400
<v Speaker 2>buy like footballs or bars of xanax and just football.

0:29:43.520 --> 0:29:46.600
<v Speaker 2>It's two milligrams xanax instead of four.

0:29:47.000 --> 0:29:49.400
<v Speaker 1>Somebody the other day posted edibles and it was like

0:29:49.520 --> 0:29:51.520
<v Speaker 1>at the thing where it says how much is in it?

0:29:51.520 --> 0:29:55.600
<v Speaker 1>It was two point five grams. I was like, that

0:29:55.800 --> 0:29:57.360
<v Speaker 1>was literally.

0:29:59.040 --> 0:29:59.640
<v Speaker 2>Obliterated.

0:30:00.440 --> 0:30:01.800
<v Speaker 3>What is that to milligrams?

0:30:01.840 --> 0:30:03.920
<v Speaker 1>Like I don't even know what grams?

0:30:04.200 --> 0:30:06.600
<v Speaker 3>Yes, it was two point five grams.

0:30:06.440 --> 0:30:07.960
<v Speaker 5>Like two thousand.

0:30:09.320 --> 0:30:11.760
<v Speaker 2>I used to love custom grow for twenty and I

0:30:11.800 --> 0:30:14.360
<v Speaker 2>lived in Texas and couldn't find weed. I was thirteen years.

0:30:14.240 --> 0:30:16.360
<v Speaker 3>Ooo, thousand, five hundred milligrams.

0:30:16.400 --> 0:30:17.640
<v Speaker 2>That is fucking crazy.

0:30:17.960 --> 0:30:19.960
<v Speaker 1>But it wasn't like one thing. It was like each

0:30:20.000 --> 0:30:22.600
<v Speaker 1>thing was probably like five hundred milligrams, and it was

0:30:22.600 --> 0:30:24.120
<v Speaker 1>like a little pack of like cookie things.

0:30:24.160 --> 0:30:25.680
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, we've gone too far.

0:30:25.920 --> 0:30:27.760
<v Speaker 1>That would that is radio act.

0:30:27.880 --> 0:30:30.120
<v Speaker 3>That's sure no hole in a bag for me.

0:30:30.320 --> 0:30:33.880
<v Speaker 1>That would literally like my skin melting. And I would like, yeah,

0:30:34.360 --> 0:30:37.640
<v Speaker 1>like I would grow on another house. You guys would

0:30:37.720 --> 0:30:38.480
<v Speaker 1>never see.

0:30:38.240 --> 0:30:40.520
<v Speaker 2>Me again, Like I would just run away.

0:30:40.640 --> 0:30:42.920
<v Speaker 1>No, I would evaporate to the air like I would

0:30:42.960 --> 0:30:44.320
<v Speaker 1>have it and then be on the couch with you

0:30:44.440 --> 0:30:49.920
<v Speaker 1>and then one second just like like disappear. But yeah,

0:30:49.960 --> 0:30:51.320
<v Speaker 1>I just I knew a lot of kids who were

0:30:51.360 --> 0:30:54.280
<v Speaker 1>who would drink lean literally in class, like cause I

0:30:54.320 --> 0:30:57.040
<v Speaker 1>think the teachers didn't really understand what that was or

0:30:57.080 --> 0:30:59.240
<v Speaker 1>like what to look out for. But there would be

0:30:59.320 --> 0:31:01.840
<v Speaker 1>kids just in my class with a sprite bottle with

0:31:02.000 --> 0:31:05.440
<v Speaker 1>purple sprite in it. It just like at the front

0:31:05.440 --> 0:31:07.600
<v Speaker 1>of class too, like they weren't in the back. Like

0:31:07.640 --> 0:31:09.840
<v Speaker 1>this one kid that I like, remember his face, I

0:31:09.840 --> 0:31:12.600
<v Speaker 1>don't remember his name. I remember we were sitting in class.

0:31:12.680 --> 0:31:15.360
<v Speaker 1>It was maybe like an algebra class, and he was

0:31:15.400 --> 0:31:16.080
<v Speaker 1>just sitting there.

0:31:15.960 --> 0:31:16.720
<v Speaker 3>With his whole bottle.

0:31:16.800 --> 0:31:17.800
<v Speaker 2>That like so fun.

0:31:17.960 --> 0:31:20.640
<v Speaker 1>Right in early seven twenty am is when school started.

0:31:20.920 --> 0:31:22.840
<v Speaker 1>This was my first class of the day. He literally

0:31:22.840 --> 0:31:24.680
<v Speaker 1>for seven thirty. He woke up and was like.

0:31:24.640 --> 0:31:27.360
<v Speaker 3>Oh, I need to take a load off like this

0:31:27.440 --> 0:31:27.920
<v Speaker 3>high school.

0:31:28.280 --> 0:31:31.320
<v Speaker 2>No, he was just fully fucking addicted and like would yeah,

0:31:31.400 --> 0:31:33.200
<v Speaker 2>he would like me stopped.

0:31:33.240 --> 0:31:34.960
<v Speaker 1>He would start getting the shakes if he did it.

0:31:35.280 --> 0:31:39.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly. I wish I was that cool. I would

0:31:39.880 --> 0:31:42.800
<v Speaker 2>just drink vodka in power Raid bottles in physics. I

0:31:42.920 --> 0:31:46.560
<v Speaker 2>drank every day in physics. I would have like three

0:31:46.640 --> 0:31:49.239
<v Speaker 2>shots of vodka and a power Raid bottle that I

0:31:49.320 --> 0:31:54.239
<v Speaker 2>bought from the lunchline, and I ace that class. And

0:31:54.280 --> 0:31:56.000
<v Speaker 2>one time I got caught cheating because you had to

0:31:56.000 --> 0:31:58.400
<v Speaker 2>put your phones in the calculator spots to get it,

0:31:58.440 --> 0:32:00.240
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, I'm smarter than you. I'm just

0:32:00.240 --> 0:32:02.400
<v Speaker 2>gonna bring a second phone because I had my cracked

0:32:02.400 --> 0:32:05.000
<v Speaker 2>iPhone four, So I put my real iPhone in there

0:32:05.160 --> 0:32:06.840
<v Speaker 2>and I took my other one and just used the

0:32:06.840 --> 0:32:12.160
<v Speaker 2>calculator the entire time, and we got busted. And that

0:32:12.280 --> 0:32:14.280
<v Speaker 2>day or the next day, I had a golf tournament,

0:32:14.320 --> 0:32:18.760
<v Speaker 2>so I was like, away on golf or at the tournament. Yeah,

0:32:18.800 --> 0:32:23.640
<v Speaker 2>I played fucking golf, so what. But I was at

0:32:23.680 --> 0:32:26.040
<v Speaker 2>a golf tournament and it was literally only me that

0:32:26.080 --> 0:32:28.040
<v Speaker 2>got caught cheating. But she lectured the whole class and

0:32:28.080 --> 0:32:30.120
<v Speaker 2>had the principal come in there, and everybody's like, none

0:32:30.120 --> 0:32:32.160
<v Speaker 2>of us were cheating. It was literally drew. And she

0:32:32.240 --> 0:32:34.320
<v Speaker 2>hit me up and she was like, I'll let you

0:32:34.400 --> 0:32:37.160
<v Speaker 2>like retake your test for like a ninety if you want,

0:32:37.160 --> 0:32:38.840
<v Speaker 2>because I did really good on it because I had

0:32:38.840 --> 0:32:42.600
<v Speaker 2>a calculator. And the next day I stayed after school,

0:32:42.880 --> 0:32:46.000
<v Speaker 2>retook the test and fucking aced it. Got a ninety eight.

0:32:46.280 --> 0:32:48.800
<v Speaker 2>But I could only get a ninety because I cheated.

0:32:49.040 --> 0:32:53.200
<v Speaker 2>But if you just believe in your abilities and just

0:32:53.360 --> 0:32:55.640
<v Speaker 2>understand that the knowledge is in there, and it's just

0:32:55.640 --> 0:32:59.440
<v Speaker 2>about tapping in and just really having confidence in yourself.

0:32:59.520 --> 0:33:01.200
<v Speaker 2>You can get through anything without cheating.

0:33:01.280 --> 0:33:03.200
<v Speaker 1>No, stop cheating, because I need a doctor.

0:33:04.480 --> 0:33:09.440
<v Speaker 2>We need accounting, we need account.

0:33:09.160 --> 0:33:13.360
<v Speaker 1>Stop cheating, start counting, please, was what would I say,

0:33:14.560 --> 0:33:15.040
<v Speaker 1>I forgot?

0:33:15.240 --> 0:33:17.040
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I get really drunk in that class. And

0:33:17.080 --> 0:33:18.440
<v Speaker 2>I literally is.

0:33:19.760 --> 0:33:23.720
<v Speaker 1>I literally never was high or drunkards than anything like

0:33:23.760 --> 0:33:26.959
<v Speaker 1>that in school. But I remember the first time I

0:33:27.000 --> 0:33:30.040
<v Speaker 1>saw people my age getting drunk. It was like sixth

0:33:30.080 --> 0:33:34.560
<v Speaker 1>seventh grade and this girl, like I remember who it

0:33:34.640 --> 0:33:36.320
<v Speaker 1>was because I have another story about her that I've

0:33:36.360 --> 0:33:41.520
<v Speaker 1>told that's like a really popular story. But she had

0:33:41.600 --> 0:33:45.920
<v Speaker 1>one of the small lays of vodka in sixth grade. Granted,

0:33:46.000 --> 0:33:48.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure that would get a sixth grader fucked up

0:33:48.880 --> 0:33:52.000
<v Speaker 1>because now at my age, that much alcohol literally like

0:33:52.040 --> 0:33:55.000
<v Speaker 1>gets I'm like I cannot get behind the car wheel,

0:33:55.040 --> 0:33:58.000
<v Speaker 1>like I will kill everybody in this sound So like

0:33:59.240 --> 0:34:01.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure it did. I heard drunk. But it was like,

0:34:01.520 --> 0:34:04.640
<v Speaker 1>thinking back to those moments, it is so embarrassing the

0:34:04.680 --> 0:34:08.680
<v Speaker 1>way yeah no, literally like falling down the stairs. It

0:34:08.800 --> 0:34:11.200
<v Speaker 1>was such a big commotion that people were like following

0:34:11.239 --> 0:34:13.319
<v Speaker 1>her around she had a crowd following her around because

0:34:13.360 --> 0:34:15.120
<v Speaker 1>with all these kids who had never seen a drunk

0:34:15.160 --> 0:34:18.320
<v Speaker 1>person our age before, and we're all like following her around,

0:34:18.440 --> 0:34:20.479
<v Speaker 1>and I remember being embarrassed of her.

0:34:20.400 --> 0:34:22.560
<v Speaker 3>Though I remember being like embarrassed, this.

0:34:22.520 --> 0:34:25.239
<v Speaker 1>Is like a lot and then in I think this

0:34:25.400 --> 0:34:28.280
<v Speaker 1>is like eleventh or tenth or eleventh grade.

0:34:28.680 --> 0:34:30.840
<v Speaker 3>The other time I had seen somebody who.

0:34:30.719 --> 0:34:33.680
<v Speaker 1>Was younger than me get drunk, I was really really

0:34:33.719 --> 0:34:35.759
<v Speaker 1>mean to them because I was like, you were so embarrassing,

0:34:35.960 --> 0:34:38.839
<v Speaker 1>because it was like when the like first group of

0:34:38.880 --> 0:34:41.560
<v Speaker 1>like actually alternative kids came to our school and that

0:34:41.719 --> 0:34:43.799
<v Speaker 1>wasn't a thing. And there was this one girl who

0:34:43.880 --> 0:34:46.360
<v Speaker 1>I found really obnoxious because I'm like, babe, you were

0:34:46.400 --> 0:34:47.279
<v Speaker 1>in ninth grader.

0:34:47.000 --> 0:34:49.440
<v Speaker 3>Why are you an alcoholic? Like that is so embarrassing,

0:34:49.480 --> 0:34:51.319
<v Speaker 3>Like I always saund it really embarrassing. I was like,

0:34:51.840 --> 0:34:52.600
<v Speaker 3>get a grip.

0:34:52.800 --> 0:34:53.520
<v Speaker 1>You need to get a.

0:34:53.440 --> 0:34:56.600
<v Speaker 3>Grip, like you were fourteen.

0:34:56.239 --> 0:34:58.799
<v Speaker 1>Years old, Like what are we talking about? And she

0:34:58.840 --> 0:35:01.720
<v Speaker 1>would always come with like a little thing of vodka.

0:35:01.960 --> 0:35:03.560
<v Speaker 1>I put it into an apple juice, and one time

0:35:03.600 --> 0:35:05.400
<v Speaker 1>she was like drunk, came up to me and my

0:35:05.440 --> 0:35:08.360
<v Speaker 1>friends and was like, do you guys want some and

0:35:08.440 --> 0:35:11.479
<v Speaker 1>I was like, do you fucking hear yourself? I was like, no,

0:35:11.680 --> 0:35:13.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't want any of your baba juice, Like I

0:35:13.920 --> 0:35:17.680
<v Speaker 1>said something like super mean and like just like so,

0:35:17.840 --> 0:35:20.200
<v Speaker 1>I was just so mad her and I literally was

0:35:20.239 --> 0:35:22.200
<v Speaker 1>like I don't want any of your fucking kiddy juice.

0:35:22.320 --> 0:35:24.479
<v Speaker 3>No, And then she was like, oh.

0:35:24.440 --> 0:35:26.920
<v Speaker 1>My god, you're such a fucking like she.

0:35:27.000 --> 0:35:29.919
<v Speaker 2>Was like just so drunk, trying to get someone else

0:35:29.960 --> 0:35:30.719
<v Speaker 2>to be an alcoholic.

0:35:31.480 --> 0:35:35.640
<v Speaker 1>Literally am like, go away from me, and then she

0:35:35.760 --> 0:35:39.239
<v Speaker 1>ended up stopping. So basically I said somebody, I said,

0:35:39.320 --> 0:35:41.799
<v Speaker 1>somebody from a lefe terra, but with shame, because that's

0:35:41.800 --> 0:35:43.839
<v Speaker 1>the only way you can change people's with shame, yes

0:35:43.840 --> 0:35:49.080
<v Speaker 1>and embarrassment, yes, yes, yeah, no love, But yeah, I

0:35:49.200 --> 0:35:50.520
<v Speaker 1>wasn't doing anything like that.

0:35:50.520 --> 0:35:52.280
<v Speaker 3>I do remember the first time I got high.

0:35:52.040 --> 0:35:57.120
<v Speaker 1>In Miami, Me and my friend like bought weed from

0:35:57.360 --> 0:35:58.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't even know who. We bought weed form.

0:35:58.920 --> 0:36:00.000
<v Speaker 2>I had it in his sock right.

0:36:00.400 --> 0:36:02.040
<v Speaker 1>No, that was the first time I saw weed. The

0:36:02.080 --> 0:36:04.480
<v Speaker 1>first time I saw weed was in sixth grade. This

0:36:04.520 --> 0:36:06.880
<v Speaker 1>guy had a crush on who was like the badass

0:36:06.920 --> 0:36:10.000
<v Speaker 1>kid at my school who also recently had gotten suspended

0:36:10.040 --> 0:36:12.200
<v Speaker 1>for two weeks because when he had he had a

0:36:12.239 --> 0:36:15.399
<v Speaker 1>broken arm for like a month, and with his broken arm,

0:36:15.440 --> 0:36:18.560
<v Speaker 1>there was video footage on the news of him breaking

0:36:18.560 --> 0:36:21.319
<v Speaker 1>into the school and breaking all the windows of the

0:36:21.360 --> 0:36:23.279
<v Speaker 1>doors because you know there are the metal doors with

0:36:23.360 --> 0:36:25.759
<v Speaker 1>the little windows, breaking into the school with his other

0:36:25.800 --> 0:36:28.000
<v Speaker 1>homie right behind him, and he had a broken arm,

0:36:28.000 --> 0:36:30.480
<v Speaker 1>and he with the broom was like breaking the windows,

0:36:30.480 --> 0:36:33.520
<v Speaker 1>going in and stealing the chocolate donation money. And then

0:36:33.560 --> 0:36:35.480
<v Speaker 1>he got caught because there were security guards there and

0:36:35.520 --> 0:36:37.080
<v Speaker 1>they took the money from him and they were like, yeah,

0:36:37.120 --> 0:36:40.120
<v Speaker 1>you're suspended for like three weeks. So he got suspended

0:36:40.120 --> 0:36:42.200
<v Speaker 1>for three weeks. I don't know why he wouldn't get

0:36:42.200 --> 0:36:47.319
<v Speaker 1>expelled for that because that's literally breaking out, but he

0:36:47.360 --> 0:36:49.200
<v Speaker 1>got expelled. And then when he came back, we were

0:36:49.239 --> 0:36:52.680
<v Speaker 1>sitting out on like the the like this like field

0:36:52.719 --> 0:36:54.640
<v Speaker 1>that we had in the back of the school, and

0:36:54.800 --> 0:36:56.239
<v Speaker 1>I was sitting there with him, and then he was like,

0:36:56.280 --> 0:36:58.440
<v Speaker 1>have you ever seen weed before? And I was like no,

0:36:58.719 --> 0:37:01.280
<v Speaker 1>And then he took off his fucking stinky ass Jordan

0:37:01.719 --> 0:37:04.560
<v Speaker 1>and turned it over and it fucking plopped out. He

0:37:04.680 --> 0:37:07.200
<v Speaker 1>was wearing fourteens at the time. I remember because I

0:37:07.239 --> 0:37:09.160
<v Speaker 1>had the same shoes because I was like, we're twinning,

0:37:10.400 --> 0:37:12.520
<v Speaker 1>and he took it out and it was like the

0:37:12.560 --> 0:37:15.040
<v Speaker 1>smallest amount of weed. I probably, like, now i'm thinking

0:37:15.080 --> 0:37:18.719
<v Speaker 1>back to it, it was literally stems stole. Yeah, I

0:37:18.800 --> 0:37:21.480
<v Speaker 1>know he fully did. And he was like, do you

0:37:21.480 --> 0:37:22.759
<v Speaker 1>want to smoke someone? I was like no, and he

0:37:22.800 --> 0:37:24.759
<v Speaker 1>was like, I just love that. You're like a good girl.

0:37:24.840 --> 0:37:30.000
<v Speaker 2>You're like a good girl really.

0:37:28.040 --> 0:37:30.440
<v Speaker 1>And then I think he did get expelled, like not

0:37:30.480 --> 0:37:31.600
<v Speaker 1>that long after because he.

0:37:31.600 --> 0:37:35.440
<v Speaker 3>Was constantly smoking weed in sixth grade on the property.

0:37:35.760 --> 0:37:38.920
<v Speaker 1>But the first time I smoked weed was I like

0:37:39.480 --> 0:37:42.520
<v Speaker 1>bought weed from somebody like in my grade. Like this

0:37:42.719 --> 0:37:45.480
<v Speaker 1>was like I think twelfth grade or like maybe early

0:37:45.520 --> 0:37:47.560
<v Speaker 1>eleventh grade. It was eleventh twelfth grade. It was most

0:37:47.640 --> 0:37:50.200
<v Speaker 1>likely twelfth grade. I bought weed, and then me and

0:37:50.239 --> 0:37:55.359
<v Speaker 1>my friends went to like an arcade or something like

0:37:55.680 --> 0:37:57.120
<v Speaker 1>it had to have ben twelfth grade because I had

0:37:57.160 --> 0:37:59.200
<v Speaker 1>the money to get us an uber, so it had

0:37:59.239 --> 0:38:02.080
<v Speaker 1>to ben twelfth grade. We went to like this arcade

0:38:02.160 --> 0:38:04.120
<v Speaker 1>or something with our friends, and like, I think they

0:38:04.200 --> 0:38:05.360
<v Speaker 1>gave us the weed.

0:38:05.120 --> 0:38:06.879
<v Speaker 3>Because I told him I wanted weed.

0:38:07.239 --> 0:38:08.799
<v Speaker 1>They gave us the weed, and then me and my

0:38:08.840 --> 0:38:11.960
<v Speaker 1>friend were like walking down this really busy street in

0:38:12.000 --> 0:38:14.080
<v Speaker 1>Miami like freaking out because we were like, fuck, we

0:38:14.160 --> 0:38:16.880
<v Speaker 1>don't have like rolling paper, we don't have like blunt

0:38:16.920 --> 0:38:19.200
<v Speaker 1>wraps or anything. And we were like both seventeen, and

0:38:19.239 --> 0:38:21.040
<v Speaker 1>we were like, oh my god, we are so stupid.

0:38:21.040 --> 0:38:22.600
<v Speaker 3>We have no way of fucking smoking this.

0:38:23.000 --> 0:38:25.320
<v Speaker 1>And then I think we were just like walking around

0:38:25.320 --> 0:38:27.080
<v Speaker 1>in Miami and we were like, let's just go into

0:38:27.120 --> 0:38:29.439
<v Speaker 1>a random store and see if like they'll just sell

0:38:29.440 --> 0:38:31.279
<v Speaker 1>it to us. And I think like there was like

0:38:31.280 --> 0:38:33.640
<v Speaker 1>a younger guy working behind the counter and we just

0:38:33.640 --> 0:38:35.480
<v Speaker 1>like started talking to him, and then when we bought it,

0:38:36.640 --> 0:38:38.200
<v Speaker 1>and I think he just didn't care. He was like

0:38:38.360 --> 0:38:40.560
<v Speaker 1>okay and like just sold us like the blunt wraps.

0:38:40.600 --> 0:38:42.880
<v Speaker 1>And then I went home and I had to look

0:38:42.960 --> 0:38:46.040
<v Speaker 1>up a tutorial on how and me and my friend

0:38:46.160 --> 0:38:48.279
<v Speaker 1>sat in my backyard and it's the house my parents

0:38:48.320 --> 0:38:50.480
<v Speaker 1>about right now, so you know, like where my dad sits.

0:38:50.719 --> 0:38:52.279
<v Speaker 1>We went back there and we were watching it and

0:38:52.320 --> 0:38:55.200
<v Speaker 1>my little sister was trying so hard to like be

0:38:55.320 --> 0:38:58.480
<v Speaker 1>around us, and I was like go inside, like get away.

0:38:58.680 --> 0:39:03.680
<v Speaker 1>And then we got high and we like we're just

0:39:03.680 --> 0:39:05.640
<v Speaker 1>like in my house hanging out watching TV and like

0:39:05.680 --> 0:39:08.879
<v Speaker 1>eating snacks and chilling. And that was a friend who

0:39:08.880 --> 0:39:10.919
<v Speaker 1>I did that like not a lot with. I only

0:39:10.960 --> 0:39:14.840
<v Speaker 1>smoked weed in Miami like three times, literally three times

0:39:15.360 --> 0:39:17.880
<v Speaker 1>in my life. One of them was traumatic. Two of

0:39:17.920 --> 0:39:20.080
<v Speaker 1>them were fun because the other the other time was

0:39:21.160 --> 0:39:23.800
<v Speaker 1>prom I oh, and I ate a fat ass nug

0:39:23.960 --> 0:39:26.200
<v Speaker 1>because I was the person who everybody was like eat it,

0:39:26.280 --> 0:39:27.759
<v Speaker 1>like I bet you won't eat it, and I was like,

0:39:27.960 --> 0:39:29.319
<v Speaker 1>this won't do anything to me.

0:39:29.400 --> 0:39:31.160
<v Speaker 3>And then they were like eat it, and I was.

0:39:31.080 --> 0:39:33.799
<v Speaker 1>Like, eating nugs doesn't like get you high. And then

0:39:33.800 --> 0:39:35.640
<v Speaker 1>I just ate a nug and we all thought it

0:39:35.680 --> 0:39:36.480
<v Speaker 1>was really funny.

0:39:36.640 --> 0:39:40.040
<v Speaker 2>Dam and it was so stack you're like a popular girl.

0:39:40.120 --> 0:39:41.240
<v Speaker 1>I was just so crazy.

0:39:41.360 --> 0:39:42.640
<v Speaker 2>You're fine, You're crazy.

0:39:42.760 --> 0:39:43.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that was my.

0:39:44.000 --> 0:39:46.800
<v Speaker 2>Me and my family went on like a family vacation

0:39:48.239 --> 0:39:52.040
<v Speaker 2>and it was like one of those hotels where like

0:39:52.520 --> 0:39:55.440
<v Speaker 2>you could have like it was like all free. I

0:39:55.480 --> 0:39:59.480
<v Speaker 2>think it's all inclusive and uh they had like a

0:39:59.520 --> 0:40:03.200
<v Speaker 2>hookah lounge and like a bar like around every fucking corner.

0:40:03.320 --> 0:40:05.800
<v Speaker 2>It was like the craziest shit I've ever seen. And

0:40:05.960 --> 0:40:09.040
<v Speaker 2>me and my three older brothers all stayed in a room.

0:40:09.239 --> 0:40:11.120
<v Speaker 2>Madeline and Jodi stayed in a room, and then my

0:40:11.160 --> 0:40:15.560
<v Speaker 2>parents stayed in a room, and my brothers, like the

0:40:15.680 --> 0:40:18.439
<v Speaker 2>night before had gone to the beach and like it's

0:40:18.440 --> 0:40:20.680
<v Speaker 2>so easy to get weed there, so they just like

0:40:20.719 --> 0:40:23.200
<v Speaker 2>bought weed, like they literally go up and ask you

0:40:23.239 --> 0:40:26.480
<v Speaker 2>if you want weed, and so my brothers bought some

0:40:27.719 --> 0:40:29.600
<v Speaker 2>and they took it back to the hotel room and

0:40:29.640 --> 0:40:31.640
<v Speaker 2>they were smoking on the balcony. I think I was

0:40:31.680 --> 0:40:36.560
<v Speaker 2>like maybe thirteen, maybe fourteen, and they were like waving

0:40:36.560 --> 0:40:38.399
<v Speaker 2>for me to come out there, and I was like

0:40:38.520 --> 0:40:40.799
<v Speaker 2>they were like, hit this, hit this, and I was like, no,

0:40:40.880 --> 0:40:44.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm not smoking weed with you guys, and they like

0:40:44.880 --> 0:40:47.799
<v Speaker 2>were granted, they were not much older than me, so

0:40:47.840 --> 0:40:50.000
<v Speaker 2>it's not like they were grown essmen and trying to

0:40:50.000 --> 0:40:53.319
<v Speaker 2>get their young ass Yahi. It was just older brother shit.

0:40:53.640 --> 0:40:57.000
<v Speaker 2>And they like blew it in my face, like blew

0:40:57.000 --> 0:41:00.120
<v Speaker 2>it in my face, and I like freaked out and

0:41:00.160 --> 0:41:01.279
<v Speaker 2>I like ran out of the room and I was

0:41:01.280 --> 0:41:02.920
<v Speaker 2>like I'm gonna get so I'm gonna get so fucking

0:41:02.960 --> 0:41:04.839
<v Speaker 2>high like this is oh, I'm over. And they're like, Drew,

0:41:04.920 --> 0:41:06.440
<v Speaker 2>you can't get high like that, and I was like

0:41:06.680 --> 0:41:09.920
<v Speaker 2>it's done, it's done, and I think I either actually

0:41:09.920 --> 0:41:13.680
<v Speaker 2>did get high or I had placebo or some shit,

0:41:13.719 --> 0:41:16.759
<v Speaker 2>because I went to the dinner table and oh my god,

0:41:16.800 --> 0:41:18.840
<v Speaker 2>it was actually so scary. They had like one of

0:41:18.840 --> 0:41:21.400
<v Speaker 2>those mariachi bands that was going around the restaurant, and

0:41:21.440 --> 0:41:23.880
<v Speaker 2>they stood at a table for like what felt like

0:41:24.360 --> 0:41:27.839
<v Speaker 2>five hours just playing the loudest music I've ever fucking heard,

0:41:27.880 --> 0:41:30.000
<v Speaker 2>I've ever heard in my entire life, and I was

0:41:30.000 --> 0:41:31.880
<v Speaker 2>like freaking the fuck out. I was like, this is

0:41:31.920 --> 0:41:33.719
<v Speaker 2>so I was like covering my ears. I was like

0:41:33.800 --> 0:41:34.319
<v Speaker 2>over it, and I.

0:41:34.320 --> 0:41:36.399
<v Speaker 1>Didn't care about I say, like, when you were young,

0:41:36.480 --> 0:41:39.800
<v Speaker 1>a mariachi band is the if you're somebody who's easily

0:41:39.840 --> 0:41:42.840
<v Speaker 1>overstimulated by noise. Every time I heard one as a.

0:41:42.840 --> 0:41:44.040
<v Speaker 3>Kid, I cried and freaked out.

0:41:44.200 --> 0:41:47.479
<v Speaker 1>Yes, it is so even now, like I still find

0:41:47.480 --> 0:41:50.120
<v Speaker 1>them really over stimulating because it's like, how do you

0:41:50.160 --> 0:41:52.799
<v Speaker 1>get those instruments to be so loud? I've been in

0:41:52.880 --> 0:41:56.680
<v Speaker 1>rooms where they play instruments, but somehow, like mariachi instruments

0:41:56.719 --> 0:41:59.920
<v Speaker 1>are literally likely loud.

0:42:00.680 --> 0:42:03.839
<v Speaker 2>But I also think it was because I was either

0:42:03.920 --> 0:42:05.719
<v Speaker 2>high or like thought I was high, and I was

0:42:05.760 --> 0:42:07.920
<v Speaker 2>just like freaking the fuck out, and so I like

0:42:08.000 --> 0:42:11.120
<v Speaker 2>laid my head on the table for like ten minutes,

0:42:11.120 --> 0:42:13.160
<v Speaker 2>and my dad was like, lift up your head, Drew,

0:42:13.239 --> 0:42:15.120
<v Speaker 2>and then I like lifted it up and I was

0:42:15.160 --> 0:42:16.920
<v Speaker 2>just sitting there and I put it back down and

0:42:16.960 --> 0:42:19.400
<v Speaker 2>I like fell asleep again, and then my dad like

0:42:19.440 --> 0:42:21.520
<v Speaker 2>shoved me. He was like, fucking wake up. Why are

0:42:21.560 --> 0:42:23.719
<v Speaker 2>you asleep at the dinner table? And like I just

0:42:23.760 --> 0:42:25.759
<v Speaker 2>sat up again, and I laid my head down a

0:42:25.800 --> 0:42:28.560
<v Speaker 2>third time, and they were and my brothers had caught

0:42:28.600 --> 0:42:30.319
<v Speaker 2>on to like what was going on. That was either

0:42:31.120 --> 0:42:33.440
<v Speaker 2>they they thought I was like high from them and

0:42:33.480 --> 0:42:36.320
<v Speaker 2>they like started freaking out because they were all so high.

0:42:36.440 --> 0:42:38.399
<v Speaker 2>And my dad was like, what did y'all do to him?

0:42:38.440 --> 0:42:41.120
<v Speaker 2>And they were like nothing. He just like we were

0:42:41.200 --> 0:42:43.520
<v Speaker 2>chilling on the balcony, and like they just like came

0:42:43.600 --> 0:42:45.840
<v Speaker 2>up with a bullshit lie. And then I fell asleep

0:42:45.840 --> 0:42:48.279
<v Speaker 2>for a fourth time, and my oldest brother was like,

0:42:48.280 --> 0:42:49.600
<v Speaker 2>all right, we're going back to the room, and they

0:42:49.680 --> 0:42:50.960
<v Speaker 2>just like took me up to the room and got

0:42:50.960 --> 0:42:53.239
<v Speaker 2>me room service, and like he like kind of gave

0:42:53.280 --> 0:42:55.920
<v Speaker 2>me like he like babied me. So I didn't like

0:42:55.960 --> 0:42:59.000
<v Speaker 2>tell on them, but I never told on them. And

0:42:59.040 --> 0:43:02.319
<v Speaker 2>then also on that same trip, there was like a

0:43:02.360 --> 0:43:04.319
<v Speaker 2>hookah lounge and my brothers like snuck me into the

0:43:04.320 --> 0:43:06.840
<v Speaker 2>hookah lounge and I smoked hookah for the first time,

0:43:07.000 --> 0:43:09.359
<v Speaker 2>but it didn't have nicotine in it. It was just

0:43:09.400 --> 0:43:12.120
<v Speaker 2>like just like regular hookah. And I felt like the

0:43:12.239 --> 0:43:16.759
<v Speaker 2>coolest person in the world. And then my parents said

0:43:16.760 --> 0:43:18.719
<v Speaker 2>they were gonna give me a shot, and they just

0:43:18.800 --> 0:43:20.879
<v Speaker 2>made like a virgin shot. They gave me a maut

0:43:20.960 --> 0:43:23.400
<v Speaker 2>on like like they were like they they were white

0:43:23.480 --> 0:43:25.319
<v Speaker 2>with blue and a little bit of red on the top.

0:43:25.400 --> 0:43:27.359
<v Speaker 2>And we were like, oh fuck, we're like gonna get

0:43:27.480 --> 0:43:29.120
<v Speaker 2>fucked up. And my parents gave it to us and

0:43:29.200 --> 0:43:31.759
<v Speaker 2>we took it and we were like, ooh, that was

0:43:31.800 --> 0:43:32.880
<v Speaker 2>like nasty.

0:43:32.920 --> 0:43:33.880
<v Speaker 1>Literally like it was.

0:43:34.000 --> 0:43:35.680
<v Speaker 2>Nasty and it had no alcohol in it, and we

0:43:35.680 --> 0:43:36.520
<v Speaker 2>thought we were drunk.

0:43:36.760 --> 0:43:39.319
<v Speaker 1>That's literally what we did to my little sister for

0:43:39.480 --> 0:43:42.360
<v Speaker 1>New Year. She like genuinely was like I am so drunk.

0:43:42.400 --> 0:43:44.080
<v Speaker 2>She was like, and yeah, I'm literally gonna we're gonna

0:43:44.080 --> 0:43:44.440
<v Speaker 2>do that to me.

0:43:44.680 --> 0:43:47.920
<v Speaker 1>And we literally kept like what we were doing was

0:43:48.120 --> 0:43:51.160
<v Speaker 1>we would I had like the shaker to make margarita,

0:43:51.200 --> 0:43:53.480
<v Speaker 1>so I would make me and my mama margarita, and

0:43:53.520 --> 0:43:56.000
<v Speaker 1>then like my little sister would be like, can you

0:43:56.040 --> 0:43:57.480
<v Speaker 1>give me some give me some of it, and I'd

0:43:57.480 --> 0:43:59.000
<v Speaker 1>be like okay. And then when you would look around,

0:43:59.000 --> 0:44:01.480
<v Speaker 1>I would literally there's nothing in the thing. There's just

0:44:01.520 --> 0:44:03.200
<v Speaker 1>the ice. And I would put water in it and

0:44:03.280 --> 0:44:05.680
<v Speaker 1>shake it and be like, this is gonna get you

0:44:05.760 --> 0:44:08.880
<v Speaker 1>really drunk. And then yeah, I was like, don't tell anybody,

0:44:08.920 --> 0:44:10.520
<v Speaker 1>and I would just pour that in and because it

0:44:10.560 --> 0:44:14.400
<v Speaker 1>had like the remnants of like saltiness from whatever was

0:44:14.440 --> 0:44:17.479
<v Speaker 1>in the shaker, so it was like, oh my god,

0:44:17.520 --> 0:44:22.960
<v Speaker 1>this tastes so this is so crazy, like you and we.

0:44:23.520 --> 0:44:25.520
<v Speaker 1>I gave her like three of those, and she was like,

0:44:25.640 --> 0:44:30.720
<v Speaker 1>you have to stop because I'm like I get too crazy.

0:44:29.960 --> 0:44:31.920
<v Speaker 2>It makes me crazy.

0:44:32.719 --> 0:44:35.040
<v Speaker 1>It's just like I can't keep having these. And I

0:44:35.080 --> 0:44:36.360
<v Speaker 1>was like, just don't say anything.

0:44:38.360 --> 0:44:41.360
<v Speaker 2>And then where he give him like sparkling wine and

0:44:41.360 --> 0:44:43.400
<v Speaker 2>tell him it's real wine and see how he reacts.

0:44:43.840 --> 0:44:44.720
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna get drunk.

0:44:44.920 --> 0:44:47.040
<v Speaker 1>My other little sister, oh my god, this is literally

0:44:47.080 --> 0:44:48.680
<v Speaker 1>so embarrassing. And we make fun of her for it

0:44:49.040 --> 0:44:51.239
<v Speaker 1>all the time, like it's our favorite thing. We went

0:44:51.280 --> 0:44:53.439
<v Speaker 1>to like a Christmas party and then we came back

0:44:53.440 --> 0:44:56.440
<v Speaker 1>home and they had given me and my brother, like

0:44:56.520 --> 0:44:59.399
<v Speaker 1>the sparkling like cider, Like the cider was it called

0:44:59.440 --> 0:45:01.040
<v Speaker 1>there's like that one burn that comes in like a

0:45:01.120 --> 0:45:03.640
<v Speaker 1>champagne bottle, and she had given it to us, and

0:45:03.680 --> 0:45:05.640
<v Speaker 1>then when we got home, my parents were like, oh,

0:45:05.640 --> 0:45:07.319
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna go back to the house and like keep

0:45:07.320 --> 0:45:10.080
<v Speaker 1>hanging out, but they dropped the kids off at home basically,

0:45:10.320 --> 0:45:12.719
<v Speaker 1>so like my smallest siblings were asleep. It was just me,

0:45:13.120 --> 0:45:15.839
<v Speaker 1>my older brother, and then my sister who's like three

0:45:15.880 --> 0:45:18.200
<v Speaker 1>years longer than me, and we're sitting around and at

0:45:18.239 --> 0:45:22.880
<v Speaker 1>this time, she's probably like thirteen, like thirteen fourteen, and

0:45:22.920 --> 0:45:25.600
<v Speaker 1>me and my brother went into the kitchen and we

0:45:25.600 --> 0:45:27.879
<v Speaker 1>were like we should tell her that this is like real,

0:45:28.000 --> 0:45:29.520
<v Speaker 1>and like we like went up to her and we

0:45:29.520 --> 0:45:33.040
<v Speaker 1>were like, hey, so they left that bottle here when

0:45:33.040 --> 0:45:35.239
<v Speaker 1>they meant to take it back, but me and Dante.

0:45:34.960 --> 0:45:36.680
<v Speaker 3>Are gonna drink it, so like do you want some?

0:45:36.840 --> 0:45:38.600
<v Speaker 3>And she was like, oh, my fucking.

0:45:38.280 --> 0:45:40.880
<v Speaker 1>God, yes, Like she was literally like yes, like can

0:45:40.920 --> 0:45:42.799
<v Speaker 1>I have some? And we were like okay, but you

0:45:43.080 --> 0:45:45.400
<v Speaker 1>need to like shut the fuck up, like you can't.

0:45:45.760 --> 0:45:47.320
<v Speaker 1>We were like, don't say anything about it, and she

0:45:47.400 --> 0:45:49.279
<v Speaker 1>was like okay, I don't care. And then we gave

0:45:49.320 --> 0:45:51.839
<v Speaker 1>it to her and she had like an iPod touch

0:45:51.880 --> 0:45:54.000
<v Speaker 1>and she had had like a gup and a half

0:45:54.320 --> 0:45:56.000
<v Speaker 1>and she was like sitting in the corner and not

0:45:56.040 --> 0:45:59.800
<v Speaker 1>saying anything. She was like like drinking and she was

0:45:59.840 --> 0:46:05.239
<v Speaker 1>like like acting. She was nodding off in the jairf

0:46:05.280 --> 0:46:07.440
<v Speaker 1>Me and my brother were just like watching her. We

0:46:07.480 --> 0:46:09.880
<v Speaker 1>did say anything, and she was like, I don't know

0:46:09.920 --> 0:46:11.880
<v Speaker 1>if I could keep having this, Like she was like

0:46:12.040 --> 0:46:14.080
<v Speaker 1>just like acting drunk, and we were like, bitch, that

0:46:14.160 --> 0:46:15.160
<v Speaker 1>is fucking apple juice.

0:46:15.200 --> 0:46:18.000
<v Speaker 2>And she got so all told her she.

0:46:18.040 --> 0:46:20.680
<v Speaker 1>Got so embarrassed. She was like I literally like I

0:46:20.719 --> 0:46:23.160
<v Speaker 1>fucking knew it, Like I wasn't even like. She got

0:46:23.360 --> 0:46:26.120
<v Speaker 1>so embarrassed, and we held it above her head forever

0:46:26.200 --> 0:46:29.000
<v Speaker 1>like every family gathering. We were like, don't give Sofia

0:46:29.080 --> 0:46:30.239
<v Speaker 1>any of that fucking apples at her.

0:46:30.280 --> 0:46:31.200
<v Speaker 3>She's gonna turn up.

0:46:31.280 --> 0:46:33.239
<v Speaker 1>We were like, do not do that to her, like

0:46:33.280 --> 0:46:34.479
<v Speaker 1>she will literally freak.

0:46:36.120 --> 0:46:36.879
<v Speaker 3>And it was so fun.

0:46:36.920 --> 0:46:38.960
<v Speaker 1>I need yeah, but it's so fun, like doing that

0:46:39.000 --> 0:46:42.120
<v Speaker 1>to little kids because they think they think they're getting

0:46:42.200 --> 0:46:45.960
<v Speaker 1>turned the fun up, Like that's awesome. I am.

0:46:46.440 --> 0:46:49.920
<v Speaker 5>I imported a transcript of the last episode into chat

0:46:49.960 --> 0:46:53.360
<v Speaker 5>GBT and it says, I'm sorry, but this content appears

0:46:53.400 --> 0:46:57.600
<v Speaker 5>to be inappropriate and offensive. It contains discussions of illegal

0:46:57.640 --> 0:47:00.319
<v Speaker 5>and harmful activities, such as the use of drugs, makes

0:47:00.320 --> 0:47:05.880
<v Speaker 5>a light of serious issues like cheating in relationships. I

0:47:05.920 --> 0:47:09.240
<v Speaker 5>strongly advise against promoting or engaging with this type of content.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, we're gonna be the first to go

0:47:13.000 --> 0:47:14.239
<v Speaker 2>when the robots take over.

0:47:15.760 --> 0:47:17.640
<v Speaker 1>They're gonna erase this. But maybe that would be good

0:47:17.640 --> 0:47:19.920
<v Speaker 1>for us. They're gonna erase our digital footprint because they

0:47:19.960 --> 0:47:22.440
<v Speaker 1>don't like us, which could be nice.

0:47:22.480 --> 0:47:24.480
<v Speaker 2>It would be nice. That's awesome.

0:47:24.520 --> 0:47:28.680
<v Speaker 1>Though well, I still stand by cheating is good for women.

0:47:29.040 --> 0:47:29.560
<v Speaker 1>Women should.

0:47:29.760 --> 0:47:32.120
<v Speaker 2>Me and my mom literally had that conversation on the

0:47:32.120 --> 0:47:37.560
<v Speaker 2>way to the airport yesterday. I was like, yeah, because

0:47:37.600 --> 0:47:39.600
<v Speaker 2>women already like more in the loss of their relationship

0:47:39.920 --> 0:47:44.040
<v Speaker 2>way before the men did. And that's why men get

0:47:44.080 --> 0:47:49.200
<v Speaker 2>destroyed when they break up. But when women just move

0:47:49.280 --> 0:47:50.600
<v Speaker 2>on in a week, it's because.

0:47:50.360 --> 0:47:53.320
<v Speaker 3>They already they've been mourning for seven months.

0:47:53.320 --> 0:47:55.799
<v Speaker 1>But when they were trying to keep it together and

0:47:55.840 --> 0:47:58.000
<v Speaker 1>hold it together, but the man was too busy being

0:47:58.040 --> 0:48:00.640
<v Speaker 1>a fucking idiot. Yeah, I mean, like, my shit's good

0:48:00.640 --> 0:48:01.440
<v Speaker 1>at home. I don't care.

0:48:02.120 --> 0:48:03.360
<v Speaker 2>I get to play PS five.

0:48:03.840 --> 0:48:05.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's my exciting.

0:48:06.480 --> 0:48:07.680
<v Speaker 3>Guys, this is so exciting.

0:48:08.440 --> 0:48:10.640
<v Speaker 1>So I took a bunch of clothes to sell them

0:48:10.840 --> 0:48:13.480
<v Speaker 1>because I had so many clothes, and I finally was like,

0:48:13.520 --> 0:48:14.920
<v Speaker 1>I need to get rid of some of these clothes.

0:48:15.480 --> 0:48:17.160
<v Speaker 3>I did donate a bunch of things.

0:48:17.239 --> 0:48:20.239
<v Speaker 2>I know, actually a lot of a.

0:48:20.239 --> 0:48:22.399
<v Speaker 3>Lot of shit. A lot of things are done.

0:48:22.400 --> 0:48:24.480
<v Speaker 2>So if you're in the Greater LA area, just like

0:48:24.680 --> 0:48:28.160
<v Speaker 2>look out for India's closet. It's all out there.

0:48:28.640 --> 0:48:32.600
<v Speaker 1>But I did sell a bunch of stuff, and with

0:48:32.719 --> 0:48:36.920
<v Speaker 1>that money, I bought a PS five and I'm literally like,

0:48:36.960 --> 0:48:40.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm so excited to play Fortnite on the new machine.

0:48:41.200 --> 0:48:43.000
<v Speaker 2>That's also like, graphics are gonna be really good.

0:48:43.120 --> 0:48:45.520
<v Speaker 1>I know they're gonna be like insane. I'm like genuinely

0:48:45.560 --> 0:48:47.399
<v Speaker 1>so excited. But I do need to play more games.

0:48:47.400 --> 0:48:48.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna play.

0:48:48.000 --> 0:48:48.440
<v Speaker 3>Last of Us.

0:48:48.480 --> 0:48:50.920
<v Speaker 1>That's actually what got me going is I wanted I

0:48:50.960 --> 0:48:52.879
<v Speaker 1>was like, looking at footage of the Last of Us game,

0:48:53.120 --> 0:48:54.719
<v Speaker 1>I was like, fuck, this has always been a game.

0:48:54.760 --> 0:48:56.600
<v Speaker 1>I've wanted to watch it since we're watching the show now,

0:48:56.600 --> 0:48:58.360
<v Speaker 1>like I feel like I need to play it. And

0:48:58.400 --> 0:49:01.040
<v Speaker 1>then PS fives have been fucking sold out and ad

0:49:01.040 --> 0:49:03.640
<v Speaker 1>a stock for god knows how long, and just so happened.

0:49:03.640 --> 0:49:05.480
<v Speaker 1>The day I looked it up, they had just been

0:49:05.560 --> 0:49:10.400
<v Speaker 1>restocked best Buying game Stop, and game Stop was sold out,

0:49:10.440 --> 0:49:11.800
<v Speaker 1>but best Buy I had a few left.

0:49:11.960 --> 0:49:13.360
<v Speaker 3>So I was like, I am copying.

0:49:13.400 --> 0:49:15.720
<v Speaker 2>It's a sign, and if you can see one in stock,

0:49:15.920 --> 0:49:18.880
<v Speaker 2>just get it. It's a sign. I want to play.

0:49:19.040 --> 0:49:22.279
<v Speaker 2>It takes two and I want to play the new

0:49:22.320 --> 0:49:26.239
<v Speaker 2>Hogwarts game, the Harry Potter game. I know, I am

0:49:26.400 --> 0:49:33.319
<v Speaker 2>very anti Harry Potter. It's like it looks cool. Oh,

0:49:34.480 --> 0:49:36.279
<v Speaker 2>where do you think you're going to play that on

0:49:36.320 --> 0:49:40.320
<v Speaker 2>your fucking PS five. I'm gonna play it when you're sleep,

0:49:40.520 --> 0:49:43.160
<v Speaker 2>When you're asleep, I'm going to open up that PS

0:49:43.239 --> 0:49:45.319
<v Speaker 2>five and ship down the side and fucking push it

0:49:45.320 --> 0:49:47.640
<v Speaker 2>back on there. I'm gonna do that.

0:49:47.840 --> 0:49:49.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna fucking piss into the CD port.

0:49:50.000 --> 0:49:52.080
<v Speaker 2>I literally have done that before. I think I've told

0:49:52.120 --> 0:49:54.640
<v Speaker 2>that story. I pissed all over my brothers Nintendo sixty

0:49:54.680 --> 0:49:57.879
<v Speaker 2>four and like I came back like three weeks later

0:49:57.960 --> 0:50:00.440
<v Speaker 2>and it was like crystallized and like it was throwing

0:50:00.480 --> 0:50:04.319
<v Speaker 2>crystals and shit, and I was like, to this day,

0:50:05.160 --> 0:50:07.799
<v Speaker 2>I've told them now, But I held it down for

0:50:07.880 --> 0:50:11.719
<v Speaker 2>like literally ten fifteen twenty years.

0:50:11.560 --> 0:50:16.080
<v Speaker 1>In Honduras when I had a really bad I think

0:50:16.080 --> 0:50:18.920
<v Speaker 1>I had traveler sickness. Like I think that's also honestly

0:50:19.000 --> 0:50:21.520
<v Speaker 1>what I had when I was just like god forsakenly

0:50:21.640 --> 0:50:22.400
<v Speaker 1>sick forever.

0:50:23.600 --> 0:50:26.120
<v Speaker 3>But I was getting these awful migrains. I also used

0:50:26.120 --> 0:50:27.160
<v Speaker 3>to get the worst migraines in.

0:50:27.120 --> 0:50:29.680
<v Speaker 2>Your Gramdma would give you the cocaine.

0:50:29.480 --> 0:50:31.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my life, the secret medicine that I don't know

0:50:32.000 --> 0:50:32.400
<v Speaker 1>what it is.

0:50:32.440 --> 0:50:33.160
<v Speaker 3>It's just a powder.

0:50:33.160 --> 0:50:34.719
<v Speaker 1>And she would make me go eat it out of

0:50:34.719 --> 0:50:38.080
<v Speaker 1>her hands and I was like, it works. I need

0:50:38.080 --> 0:50:39.600
<v Speaker 1>to ask her what the fuck that was? Yeah, But

0:50:40.640 --> 0:50:43.839
<v Speaker 1>also I was such a brat bitch. My grandma makes

0:50:43.920 --> 0:50:47.600
<v Speaker 1>really good I really am. My grandma makes really fucking

0:50:47.640 --> 0:50:52.600
<v Speaker 1>good uh tortillas, and I've always hated store bought tortilla.

0:50:52.719 --> 0:50:55.360
<v Speaker 1>Something about the smell freaks me the fuck out. I

0:50:55.360 --> 0:50:58.200
<v Speaker 1>fucking like the flower ones, the flower and corn ones.

0:50:58.400 --> 0:50:59.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't mind corn, but flour.

0:51:00.040 --> 0:51:03.200
<v Speaker 1>There is a smell to them that makes me sick.

0:51:03.280 --> 0:51:05.239
<v Speaker 1>And my grandma when she would come home with them

0:51:05.320 --> 0:51:07.759
<v Speaker 1>instead of like working her ass off and making her

0:51:07.840 --> 0:51:09.680
<v Speaker 1>whole family tortillas, which she would bring them home. I

0:51:09.680 --> 0:51:14.560
<v Speaker 1>would throw a fit literally, like literally start crying and

0:51:14.600 --> 0:51:16.880
<v Speaker 1>be like no. And then once she started putting them

0:51:16.880 --> 0:51:22.279
<v Speaker 1>on the soap, I was like and freaking out. But

0:51:22.280 --> 0:51:25.520
<v Speaker 1>when I was really fucking sick from probably just like

0:51:25.560 --> 0:51:27.560
<v Speaker 1>the water, like for me having a kid, which doesn't

0:51:27.560 --> 0:51:29.000
<v Speaker 1>make sense because I went there so much as a kid,

0:51:29.080 --> 0:51:31.880
<v Speaker 1>but whatever, When I was really sick, my sip, my

0:51:31.920 --> 0:51:35.440
<v Speaker 1>little cousin was playing PS two with my brother and

0:51:35.480 --> 0:51:38.279
<v Speaker 1>they were screaming and like yelling, and I went and

0:51:38.320 --> 0:51:39.840
<v Speaker 1>I picked it up and I fucking slammed it on

0:51:39.880 --> 0:51:41.840
<v Speaker 1>the ground, which I think I've said before, But I

0:51:41.880 --> 0:51:43.480
<v Speaker 1>went and I picked it up, and I slammed it

0:51:43.520 --> 0:51:46.040
<v Speaker 1>on the ground, and then the demo disappped.

0:51:45.440 --> 0:51:51.920
<v Speaker 2>And then I threw it on the ground. It's a

0:51:51.960 --> 0:51:53.000
<v Speaker 2>dick in the box.

0:51:54.080 --> 0:52:00.360
<v Speaker 1>Okay. Why were we so obsessed with music like parody music?

0:52:00.600 --> 0:52:04.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, parodying the key of us.

0:52:05.520 --> 0:52:08.480
<v Speaker 1>Parody music isn't a thing anymore, but I guess actually

0:52:08.680 --> 0:52:11.680
<v Speaker 1>it makes sense because the people who were into like

0:52:11.760 --> 0:52:15.359
<v Speaker 1>all those SNL songs like the adult of that time

0:52:15.440 --> 0:52:16.600
<v Speaker 1>were like car on.

0:52:17.840 --> 0:52:19.160
<v Speaker 3>I guess it is still a.

0:52:19.120 --> 0:52:21.680
<v Speaker 2>Thing, but they were like weird now it just came.

0:52:21.800 --> 0:52:25.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they were like weird Al Yankovich like fans as kids,

0:52:25.920 --> 0:52:27.520
<v Speaker 1>and then they grew up and they like still needed

0:52:27.520 --> 0:52:27.880
<v Speaker 1>that kind of.

0:52:32.600 --> 0:52:33.839
<v Speaker 3>You need to stop doing that.

0:52:34.760 --> 0:52:36.200
<v Speaker 2>Hi'd your kids, hi'd your wife.

0:52:40.000 --> 0:52:42.840
<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't believe in electric cars, and I genuinely

0:52:42.920 --> 0:52:45.239
<v Speaker 1>think in like ten years, we're gonna have like an

0:52:45.320 --> 0:52:49.040
<v Speaker 1>insane massive explosion of multiple cars happening, and it's gonna

0:52:49.040 --> 0:52:52.360
<v Speaker 1>be a nightmare. Like I genuinely think the lithium batteries

0:52:52.360 --> 0:52:54.799
<v Speaker 1>and cars that are on the street. Because I was

0:52:54.800 --> 0:52:58.600
<v Speaker 1>in a garage going into a CBS and this random

0:52:58.640 --> 0:53:00.799
<v Speaker 1>electric car which I didn't the brand of it. It

0:53:00.840 --> 0:53:03.120
<v Speaker 1>was like maybe like a Seon or like a Nissan

0:53:03.239 --> 0:53:07.280
<v Speaker 1>or something. The sound it was making it was literally

0:53:07.360 --> 0:53:10.520
<v Speaker 1>it sounded like I was in a fucking like nuclear plant.

0:53:10.560 --> 0:53:12.200
<v Speaker 3>Like it was just like the craziest sound ever.

0:53:12.239 --> 0:53:14.399
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna have nuclear powered cars sooner than later.

0:53:14.520 --> 0:53:18.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're gonna We're gonna experience literally like mass catastrophes

0:53:18.400 --> 0:53:21.080
<v Speaker 1>of these cars getting into crashes and fucking exploding and

0:53:21.120 --> 0:53:24.759
<v Speaker 1>causing like radioactive waste, because why the fuck are we

0:53:24.840 --> 0:53:27.320
<v Speaker 1>letting like lithium cars heat up to that? Like, I

0:53:27.360 --> 0:53:29.239
<v Speaker 1>don't know, I'm sure there's I'm sure they're safe, but

0:53:29.360 --> 0:53:31.600
<v Speaker 1>in my head, in ten years, watch, all of them

0:53:31.600 --> 0:53:33.839
<v Speaker 1>are gonna like rat the way batteries did in all

0:53:33.880 --> 0:53:36.200
<v Speaker 1>your old toys, and they're gonna explain the.

0:53:36.280 --> 0:53:36.960
<v Speaker 2>Road the earth.

0:53:37.040 --> 0:53:37.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:53:37.320 --> 0:53:42.440
<v Speaker 2>Well, the way the lithium in colbalt is mined is very,

0:53:42.600 --> 0:53:48.360
<v Speaker 2>very immoral and honestly, uh, it's all green washing. And

0:53:48.400 --> 0:53:51.960
<v Speaker 2>electric cars aren't really much more safe for the environment

0:53:52.080 --> 0:53:55.920
<v Speaker 2>than a gas car. But that could be like big

0:53:55.960 --> 0:53:58.640
<v Speaker 2>gas companies pushing their agenda just as much as like

0:53:58.680 --> 0:54:02.000
<v Speaker 2>big electric is pushing their But like the power for

0:54:02.200 --> 0:54:04.600
<v Speaker 2>the electric cars has to come from somewhere. The energy

0:54:04.640 --> 0:54:07.000
<v Speaker 2>has to come from somewhere, and it's probably fucking coal minds,

0:54:07.000 --> 0:54:07.839
<v Speaker 2>and no one's telling us.

0:54:08.200 --> 0:54:10.480
<v Speaker 1>Also, I just don't believe in that, because why the

0:54:10.480 --> 0:54:12.879
<v Speaker 1>fun would I want to sit and charge my goddamn car.

0:54:13.320 --> 0:54:16.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna get an electric car. I'm going to I

0:54:16.520 --> 0:54:19.719
<v Speaker 2>fear I might. I fear he was a man, but

0:54:19.880 --> 0:54:25.279
<v Speaker 2>he Okay, Well, we talked about this very briefly in

0:54:25.560 --> 0:54:30.560
<v Speaker 2>a lot of earlier episodes, but the AI snowball is

0:54:30.640 --> 0:54:33.200
<v Speaker 2>actively happening in front of our face and no one

0:54:33.320 --> 0:54:38.560
<v Speaker 2>is like talking about it. What do you mean, like

0:54:39.600 --> 0:54:44.920
<v Speaker 2>specific Like, once the world gets a taste for AI,

0:54:45.360 --> 0:54:48.879
<v Speaker 2>it's gonna snowball and evolve quicker than we could ever

0:54:48.960 --> 0:54:54.080
<v Speaker 2>even imagine, and sooner than later, we're gonna be AI ourselves,

0:54:54.080 --> 0:54:56.440
<v Speaker 2>and then we're gonna be in the singularity and we're

0:54:56.440 --> 0:54:57.160
<v Speaker 2>gonna be a cloud.

0:54:57.239 --> 0:54:59.920
<v Speaker 1>I wish I could remember, because I was talking about

0:55:00.080 --> 0:55:02.160
<v Speaker 1>this other day and there was one specific thing that

0:55:02.239 --> 0:55:03.719
<v Speaker 1>was freaking me out, and I was like, we are

0:55:04.040 --> 0:55:07.080
<v Speaker 1>so done, but I can't think of it. But it's

0:55:07.239 --> 0:55:10.319
<v Speaker 1>that's how I feel about almost everything recently. Oh it

0:55:10.400 --> 0:55:14.600
<v Speaker 1>was there was an AI thing that can make your

0:55:15.040 --> 0:55:18.120
<v Speaker 1>different artists sing different songs. So like if you wanted

0:55:18.160 --> 0:55:22.160
<v Speaker 1>Ariana to sing like Take a Bow by Madonna, there

0:55:22.280 --> 0:55:24.839
<v Speaker 1>is a generator that can take all of her like

0:55:25.200 --> 0:55:29.000
<v Speaker 1>songs and generate her singing that whole song in the

0:55:29.040 --> 0:55:32.319
<v Speaker 1>same melody, And some of them don't sound very good,

0:55:32.320 --> 0:55:35.000
<v Speaker 1>but like, specifically the Ariana Grande ones that I was

0:55:35.040 --> 0:55:38.000
<v Speaker 1>hearing sounds so much like her, and yeah, we are

0:55:38.040 --> 0:55:40.160
<v Speaker 1>meeting our end. But it's okay, because we're gonna be

0:55:40.160 --> 0:55:41.719
<v Speaker 1>the last generation that has.

0:55:41.520 --> 0:55:43.319
<v Speaker 3>Like semi normalcy.

0:55:44.280 --> 0:55:46.800
<v Speaker 1>I do feel bad for anyone born after two thousand

0:55:46.800 --> 0:55:47.080
<v Speaker 1>and eight.

0:55:47.239 --> 0:55:54.240
<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's gonna actually I will. I'm like scared of

0:55:54.280 --> 0:55:58.080
<v Speaker 2>like what the Internet is doing to society because like

0:55:58.360 --> 0:56:02.560
<v Speaker 2>conspiracy theorists like always existed, they always they've always been around,

0:56:02.560 --> 0:56:05.640
<v Speaker 2>but they were like your weird like friend's older brother

0:56:05.719 --> 0:56:09.600
<v Speaker 2>in his room, like being a stoner, like and having

0:56:09.760 --> 0:56:14.160
<v Speaker 2>like neon posters on his wall. Yeah exactly. But now

0:56:14.239 --> 0:56:16.640
<v Speaker 2>that like the Internet has like connected all of these

0:56:16.680 --> 0:56:20.840
<v Speaker 2>freaks like that have the same thoughts. They've all like said,

0:56:20.920 --> 0:56:23.600
<v Speaker 2>they've been saying everything is like a conspiracy, and it's

0:56:23.640 --> 0:56:26.359
<v Speaker 2>it's really like honestly starting to scare me the way,

0:56:26.480 --> 0:56:30.200
<v Speaker 2>Like like a video of like Lebron James beating the

0:56:30.239 --> 0:56:34.840
<v Speaker 2>scoring record of the all time scoring record popped up

0:56:34.840 --> 0:56:35.960
<v Speaker 2>on my feet and I was like, oh cool, I'm

0:56:35.960 --> 0:56:38.680
<v Speaker 2>gonna watch this, and then shortly into the video I

0:56:38.719 --> 0:56:42.520
<v Speaker 2>realized it was like conspiracy brainwashing about the number thirty

0:56:42.560 --> 0:56:45.719
<v Speaker 2>eight in all of the comments were like yeah, like

0:56:46.200 --> 0:56:49.640
<v Speaker 2>and the he broke the record thirty eight weeks after

0:56:49.880 --> 0:56:52.360
<v Speaker 2>he was born, and they were all being like dead serious,

0:56:52.400 --> 0:56:55.480
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, literally, what is going on and

0:56:55.560 --> 0:56:57.960
<v Speaker 2>why is this happening? And there needs to be like

0:56:58.040 --> 0:57:01.120
<v Speaker 2>a limit of like internet, Like I believe there needs

0:57:01.160 --> 0:57:03.480
<v Speaker 2>to be a limit to the Internet because like the

0:57:03.960 --> 0:57:06.000
<v Speaker 2>and like all of the comments where it's like or

0:57:06.040 --> 0:57:08.000
<v Speaker 2>everybody talking about how like oh the world is ending,

0:57:08.040 --> 0:57:11.680
<v Speaker 2>the world is ending, Like take the Internet away from

0:57:11.680 --> 0:57:14.680
<v Speaker 2>them and like let them go outside and be normal,

0:57:14.760 --> 0:57:17.640
<v Speaker 2>and like they'll realize it's genuinely okay. But like I'm

0:57:17.680 --> 0:57:20.840
<v Speaker 2>probably just a denier. Oh you know what, I have

0:57:20.920 --> 0:57:24.040
<v Speaker 2>theories on dreams, Like I really do. I've been having

0:57:24.080 --> 0:57:26.440
<v Speaker 2>like a lot of really coming.

0:57:26.200 --> 0:57:28.320
<v Speaker 1>Right off of saying like people need to stop making

0:57:28.360 --> 0:57:30.760
<v Speaker 1>conspiracies and like being able to do that on the Internet.

0:57:30.760 --> 0:57:32.120
<v Speaker 3>You're like, all right, so here's my theory.

0:57:32.240 --> 0:57:36.280
<v Speaker 2>I have theories. Where do I share my theories? Have

0:57:36.440 --> 0:57:39.960
<v Speaker 2>theories to share? Who can I talk to? So I

0:57:40.040 --> 0:57:44.120
<v Speaker 2>genuinely do believe that when you're dreaming, you're just with

0:57:44.360 --> 0:57:47.160
<v Speaker 2>like I I genuinely like I've gotten to the point

0:57:47.160 --> 0:57:50.640
<v Speaker 2>where I believe this with my full chest and there's

0:57:50.760 --> 0:57:54.200
<v Speaker 2>like no convincing me otherwise. And I will be the

0:57:54.240 --> 0:57:57.240
<v Speaker 2>soul pusher of this idea, and I'll die on this

0:57:57.320 --> 0:57:59.600
<v Speaker 2>hill and I'll die alone on this idea. But in

0:57:59.640 --> 0:58:02.440
<v Speaker 2>thirty years in the future, when they can research dreams properly,

0:58:02.760 --> 0:58:05.280
<v Speaker 2>I will be a genius and like and people will

0:58:05.280 --> 0:58:07.840
<v Speaker 2>be like he was saying it before, everybody, I swear,

0:58:07.960 --> 0:58:11.280
<v Speaker 2>just watch this when this happens. But I genuinely believe

0:58:11.320 --> 0:58:13.680
<v Speaker 2>when you go to sleep and you wake up in

0:58:13.720 --> 0:58:17.800
<v Speaker 2>a dream and like you're in that dream, you're waking

0:58:17.880 --> 0:58:20.640
<v Speaker 2>up in a different dimension, and I'm I'm sorry, Like

0:58:20.800 --> 0:58:24.439
<v Speaker 2>I know it sounds hoopy doopy whatever, bullshit, but for

0:58:24.480 --> 0:58:27.120
<v Speaker 2>some reason, I can't shake it, because like the feeling

0:58:27.240 --> 0:58:32.240
<v Speaker 2>that I get like in these dreams is it's so

0:58:32.520 --> 0:58:35.760
<v Speaker 2>fucking weird. It literally feels like real life. And I'm like,

0:58:35.960 --> 0:58:37.400
<v Speaker 2>there's no way.

0:58:37.000 --> 0:58:40.480
<v Speaker 1>People have way more realistic dreams than others.

0:58:40.640 --> 0:58:43.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know, because the dreams lately, I've literally

0:58:44.120 --> 0:58:47.000
<v Speaker 2>like been convinced and like been living real life. And

0:58:47.040 --> 0:58:49.560
<v Speaker 2>then like I've been having dreams lately where I'm having

0:58:49.640 --> 0:58:53.400
<v Speaker 2>like five different dreams as one at once, so they're

0:58:53.400 --> 0:58:55.360
<v Speaker 2>all like stacked on top of each other each other,

0:58:55.560 --> 0:58:59.400
<v Speaker 2>and like I have like screenshots of these dreams memorized

0:58:59.400 --> 0:59:02.600
<v Speaker 2>where like it it's five different things happening at once,

0:59:02.640 --> 0:59:05.200
<v Speaker 2>and it freaks me the fuck out. And like when

0:59:05.240 --> 0:59:07.440
<v Speaker 2>I wait, Like, for example, when I was on the plane,

0:59:07.520 --> 0:59:10.040
<v Speaker 2>like I had a dream flying there and it felt

0:59:10.080 --> 0:59:13.640
<v Speaker 2>like I experienced like an entire lifetime. When I woke up,

0:59:13.680 --> 0:59:17.480
<v Speaker 2>it was so fucking jarring. But yeah, I believe you

0:59:17.480 --> 0:59:22.520
<v Speaker 2>will watch more like movies and stuff. Oh yeah, I

0:59:22.520 --> 0:59:24.200
<v Speaker 2>think it has something to do with like all the

0:59:24.240 --> 0:59:25.680
<v Speaker 2>porn that I watch and consume.

0:59:26.640 --> 0:59:30.040
<v Speaker 1>It sounds like you watch really expansive porn though, like yeah.

0:59:29.840 --> 0:59:32.680
<v Speaker 2>It's like everything everywhere at once, but porn.

0:59:32.880 --> 0:59:37.600
<v Speaker 3>It's porn. It's porn. Well, I don't sleep to dream.

0:59:37.400 --> 0:59:37.560
<v Speaker 5>So.

0:59:40.080 --> 0:59:43.200
<v Speaker 2>Well, wake me up. When September ends, I'm.

0:59:43.040 --> 0:59:44.640
<v Speaker 3>Gonna fucking kick the fuck out of you.

0:59:45.480 --> 0:59:47.400
<v Speaker 1>I think I'm gonna join a boxing class and then

0:59:47.440 --> 0:59:49.800
<v Speaker 1>on one of these episodes beat the living fuck outage room.

0:59:49.920 --> 0:59:51.640
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'd like to see you try.

0:59:52.680 --> 0:59:55.520
<v Speaker 1>I've been watching The Sopranos and it's fucking awesome, and

0:59:55.560 --> 0:59:57.400
<v Speaker 1>that's that's all I really have to say.

0:59:57.600 --> 1:00:02.560
<v Speaker 2>You start watching the start watching the Sopranos. Uh, Sopranos

1:00:02.680 --> 1:00:05.280
<v Speaker 2>like once every three months, Like I'm watching Okay.

1:00:05.360 --> 1:00:10.080
<v Speaker 1>I started it like two three months ago, and then

1:00:10.280 --> 1:00:12.600
<v Speaker 1>I was watching it with a friend and I hadn't

1:00:12.640 --> 1:00:14.560
<v Speaker 1>seen the friend in a long time.

1:00:14.600 --> 1:00:15.840
<v Speaker 3>It's like how I watch Girls.

1:00:17.120 --> 1:00:18.640
<v Speaker 2>I watched Girl friend.

1:00:18.760 --> 1:00:21.760
<v Speaker 1>I watched Girls with Oriyan and we haven't fucking watched

1:00:21.760 --> 1:00:24.080
<v Speaker 1>any more episodes because we watched together and we were like,

1:00:24.120 --> 1:00:25.800
<v Speaker 1>we need to watch this together. And I haven't made

1:00:25.800 --> 1:00:27.760
<v Speaker 1>it past episode eight because me and Ryan when we're

1:00:27.760 --> 1:00:29.280
<v Speaker 1>together we like to just like get high and.

1:00:29.240 --> 1:00:30.600
<v Speaker 3>Be on our iPhones and not on TV.

1:00:31.800 --> 1:00:33.920
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I have That's why I didn't watch it.

1:00:34.000 --> 1:00:35.960
<v Speaker 1>But now I'm back to watching it, and I've been

1:00:36.000 --> 1:00:37.320
<v Speaker 1>binging Sopranos.

1:00:37.560 --> 1:00:43.160
<v Speaker 2>That's such big chungus vibes. Sopranos is big chungus as fuck.

1:00:43.640 --> 1:00:45.160
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, that doesn't even hurt because I have this

1:00:45.200 --> 1:00:48.440
<v Speaker 2>condition that makes it so I don't feel pain, heat, hunger, whatever.

1:00:48.560 --> 1:00:50.440
<v Speaker 2>I could stick my hand on the stove right now

1:00:50.440 --> 1:00:55.800
<v Speaker 2>and it wouldn't hurt me. Okay, I promise, promise, promises.

1:00:55.880 --> 1:00:58.320
<v Speaker 2>I was listening to poker Face by Lady Gaga yesterday

1:00:58.480 --> 1:01:00.880
<v Speaker 2>when I walked into the house, and I think it

1:01:00.960 --> 1:01:02.720
<v Speaker 2>might be one of the greatest songs ever made, and

1:01:02.760 --> 1:01:06.560
<v Speaker 2>I fully believe that. I thought Judas also Judas Maydy

1:01:06.600 --> 1:01:09.200
<v Speaker 2>Gaga has like fifteen entries in the top one hundred

1:01:09.200 --> 1:01:10.680
<v Speaker 2>for me, so it was.

1:01:11.640 --> 1:01:14.280
<v Speaker 1>I think, what what about top five?

1:01:14.320 --> 1:01:15.640
<v Speaker 3>Would she make the top five.

1:01:17.560 --> 1:01:20.560
<v Speaker 2>For nostalgia reasons? Yes, but I don't think so.

1:01:21.520 --> 1:01:23.400
<v Speaker 1>One of my top five is always going to be

1:01:23.440 --> 1:01:25.040
<v Speaker 1>somebody Else's Guy by Josson Brown.

1:01:25.160 --> 1:01:26.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that song.

1:01:26.400 --> 1:01:29.280
<v Speaker 3>I still remember when we saw who was It?

1:01:29.320 --> 1:01:33.160
<v Speaker 1>Performing it at like a drag show and that's how

1:01:33.200 --> 1:01:33.840
<v Speaker 1>I found it, and.

1:01:33.800 --> 1:01:37.080
<v Speaker 2>I, oh, what show was that it was? It was

1:01:37.120 --> 1:01:41.160
<v Speaker 2>with James Charles. Yeah, oh my god, that's the story

1:01:41.200 --> 1:01:42.080
<v Speaker 2>we'll never tell.

1:01:43.400 --> 1:01:45.720
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't even that crazy. It was actually sweet. He

1:01:45.720 --> 1:01:50.400
<v Speaker 1>gave us tickets to go see the All not All Stars.

1:01:50.600 --> 1:01:52.080
<v Speaker 1>Was it an All Star season? No, it was.

1:01:52.160 --> 1:01:53.920
<v Speaker 3>I don't think it's season seven or something.

1:01:54.040 --> 1:01:57.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, No, it was like season twelve or something like that.

1:01:57.120 --> 1:02:01.080
<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, but yeah, it was just maybe season ten.

1:02:01.200 --> 1:02:03.080
<v Speaker 1>So when they go around and perform after they go

1:02:03.120 --> 1:02:05.040
<v Speaker 1>on tour, and it was fucking lit, and then we

1:02:05.080 --> 1:02:06.880
<v Speaker 1>have a photo with all the drag queens and that

1:02:06.960 --> 1:02:10.080
<v Speaker 1>was before I really watched RuPaul's drag Race.

1:02:09.920 --> 1:02:11.960
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, where is that photo because it's

1:02:12.000 --> 1:02:17.720
<v Speaker 2>crazy that hasn't reached. Yeah, I look like I look straight,

1:02:18.920 --> 1:02:21.080
<v Speaker 2>but I don't. But everybody thought it was funny because I,

1:02:21.160 --> 1:02:24.880
<v Speaker 2>like look really uncomfortable, but looky. I was shaking it

1:02:24.880 --> 1:02:27.360
<v Speaker 2>in my fucking boots because it was the who is

1:02:27.400 --> 1:02:29.200
<v Speaker 2>the girl that had the peach on her head? I

1:02:29.240 --> 1:02:30.200
<v Speaker 2>always forget her name that.

1:02:30.520 --> 1:02:31.160
<v Speaker 3>Was performing it.

1:02:31.320 --> 1:02:32.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I can't think of her.

1:02:33.760 --> 1:02:37.400
<v Speaker 3>Well, yeah, from Immediate's The Pranos and.

1:02:39.600 --> 1:02:44.320
<v Speaker 1>Last of Us, even though the best episode was episode three,

1:02:44.360 --> 1:02:46.720
<v Speaker 1>and I just don't think they're going to like surpass.

1:02:46.320 --> 1:02:48.560
<v Speaker 2>That, but oh my god, we didn't talk about that.

1:02:48.560 --> 1:02:53.520
<v Speaker 2>That episode was single handedly, I'd say goes down as

1:02:53.760 --> 1:02:59.560
<v Speaker 2>top five episode of TV of all time. Like obviously

1:02:59.560 --> 1:03:01.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm by, but like that shit was.

1:03:03.120 --> 1:03:05.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't think bias or not like it is like

1:03:05.560 --> 1:03:09.320
<v Speaker 1>undeniably one of the best. It felt like a movie,

1:03:09.720 --> 1:03:12.160
<v Speaker 1>Like I've never seen an episode of a show of

1:03:12.200 --> 1:03:15.320
<v Speaker 1>a show and been so it felt like I watched

1:03:15.360 --> 1:03:17.160
<v Speaker 1>like a two hour movie, and I wanted to watch

1:03:17.200 --> 1:03:18.280
<v Speaker 1>a two hour movie of that.

1:03:18.600 --> 1:03:21.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was so good. Also, we just don't get

1:03:21.320 --> 1:03:23.800
<v Speaker 2>like gay love stories like that, where it's like not

1:03:23.920 --> 1:03:26.400
<v Speaker 2>even I don't know I could get into it, but

1:03:26.440 --> 1:03:28.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to. But yeah, it was just really

1:03:28.640 --> 1:03:33.280
<v Speaker 2>beautiful and super I'm not gonna spoil because it was good.

1:03:33.320 --> 1:03:34.000
<v Speaker 2>You should watch it.

1:03:34.040 --> 1:03:34.960
<v Speaker 3>You should watch.

1:03:36.360 --> 1:03:40.040
<v Speaker 1>Nick Offerman was on I forgot what late night show,

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<v Speaker 1>but he made a joke. He was like, he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>it was that episode was watched I think six.

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<v Speaker 3>Million times on the first night.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, And he was like, yeah, an HBO still put

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<v Speaker 1>me on here for the last six people who haven't

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<v Speaker 1>seen it. So if you're one of the last eighteen

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<v Speaker 1>people on the planet who haven't seen it, you should

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<v Speaker 1>go watch it. That's awesome because I feel like most

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<v Speaker 1>of our audience would have seen that, but maybe not.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you should watch that though.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you don't have to watch the show because it's

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<v Speaker 2>really extremely mid and that's probably a hot take, but

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<v Speaker 2>that episode single handed, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Could literally just watch that episode. That's how it's felt

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<v Speaker 1>so far though. The first episode so fucking good. Second

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<v Speaker 1>episode okay, third episode, so fucking good. Fourth episode Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you watched the fourth episode? I didn't watch it yet.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what it is is, I was saying to

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<v Speaker 1>drew it easily. I feel like could have been a movie.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't played the game though, so there's a chance

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<v Speaker 1>that's just not true because I think there's like two

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<v Speaker 1>three parts to the fucking game. So maybe it could

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<v Speaker 1>have been a movie, but I feel like it could

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<v Speaker 1>have been like one movie, two movie, three movie, Like

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<v Speaker 1>it could have been movies, but series are always way

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<v Speaker 1>more profitable and way more like, oh my god, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>on the edge of my seat.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know, like conservatives and evangelical Christians were pissed

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<v Speaker 2>that played the video games, were pissed about that, but

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<v Speaker 2>then they got read to filth because in the show

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<v Speaker 2>it's or in in the comics or in the game

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<v Speaker 2>it said he had a partner, but they didn't specify.

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<v Speaker 2>I like, yeah, I think he was yeah gang, but

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<v Speaker 2>they didn't realize that until the show.

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<v Speaker 1>And like, people, I'm sorry, were you're watching a movie

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<v Speaker 1>about fucking zombies and that's what you're nitpicking, Like.

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<v Speaker 2>Get a fucking life and a job, fucking freak bitch,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, my god, my song is oh my show.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not your song though, or your show. It's the week,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's not your song.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually I did make Devil No what what was your

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<v Speaker 2>Demon Slayer? I started Demon Slayer last night two nights ago,

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<v Speaker 2>and it is really fucking awesome. And I put it

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<v Speaker 2>off for so long because everybody in the world and

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<v Speaker 2>their fan base is really fucking weird. But everyone was like,

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<v Speaker 2>you have to watch Demon Slayer. It's really really cool.

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<v Speaker 2>And I started watching it and I was like, damn,

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<v Speaker 2>this is really cool. And I watched like seven episodes

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<v Speaker 2>last night before waking up at five am.

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<v Speaker 1>Me watching six episodes of Sopranos last night, Sopranos, The Sopranos, Sopranos.

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<v Speaker 2>But I also my song is Bittersweet Symphony by the Verb.

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<v Speaker 2>I fucking love that song.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Porcelain by Moby and I'll give you one more Uh

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<v Speaker 2>cannon Ball by the Breeders. Also unfinished Symphony mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>Mine is I Think of You by Little Annie, We've

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<v Speaker 1>only just begun Grant Green and at Last I Am

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<v Speaker 1>Free Lash.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the found the original, but this one's.

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<v Speaker 1>MA get for Lucy in front of Me Cabin, which

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<v Speaker 1>I've said by say etten. It was in an episode

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<v Speaker 1>of the Sopranos. This song.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I was back in Texas suck not too long ago, no,

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<v Speaker 2>like two years ago. Uh, and I had just found

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<v Speaker 2>at last I am free, I can finally see in

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<v Speaker 2>front of me. And I would sit in the car alone,

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<v Speaker 2>parked like really far away from my house, like screaming

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<v Speaker 2>and crying to that song. I love that song.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds like you have issues because I don't do that

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<v Speaker 1>kind of crap. Like when I get to my house,

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<v Speaker 1>I just go inside.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't give a fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>Sitting in the car is the best feeling ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh now, now you sit in the car, she s

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<v Speaker 2>wants to be me so fucking bad.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't even have a car bibs.

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<v Speaker 2>So I did, and I did sit in the car.

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<v Speaker 2>I used to sit in the car after school and

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<v Speaker 2>not purposely not turn on the AC when it was

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<v Speaker 2>like one hundred and ten degrees outside and sweat all

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<v Speaker 2>the toxins out and do my homework while I was sweating.

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<v Speaker 3>That's actually awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>Me and Ryan love committing a mass sitting in the

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<v Speaker 1>car just when we're out and we're like, what are

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<v Speaker 1>we supposed to do next? We don't want to go

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<v Speaker 1>home yet, so we just parked the card we sit.

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<v Speaker 2>Are The Killers problematic?

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<v Speaker 1>The Killers?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I don't know if I know any songs.

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<v Speaker 1>By the Killers, there's like the Killers and then like

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<v Speaker 1>the Doors. I don't know any songs Linny Kravits, Linny Kravits,

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah, that's it.

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<v Speaker 4>The Cane, the Cane, Control or Blonde.

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<v Speaker 1>Control like Sizzo. Yeah, that's really hard, actually, right, that's

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<v Speaker 1>genuinely so.

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<v Speaker 2>Hard comment what you think.

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<v Speaker 1>Realistically, realistically Control because I listened I listened to Control more.

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't listen for you, or like, what is

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<v Speaker 2>which is like a better album?

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<v Speaker 3>Like I'm gonna say Blonde.

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<v Speaker 1>I think Blonde musically, like I find More, it's just

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<v Speaker 1>like more interesting. But Control is just like undeniably one

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<v Speaker 1>of the best albums that's come out in my lifetime,

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<v Speaker 1>Like undeniably especially in the past ten years.

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<v Speaker 2>For me, it's Blonde for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. But if in terms of like which, if I

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<v Speaker 1>could only listen to one for the rest of my life,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna pick Control because I listen to Control way more.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's like such a vibe, it's so classic. But

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<v Speaker 1>Blonde also, like every time I listen to Blonde, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>god damn it, this is such a good fucking album.

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<v Speaker 2>It piss me off and it just.

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<v Speaker 1>Reminds me of like it reminds any album that came

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<v Speaker 1>out twenty fifteen to twenty seventeen, or like some of

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite albums. Yeah, because it's just like best time

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<v Speaker 1>in my life, so fun, so free finding new things.

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<v Speaker 1>Also it Spotify needs to stop recommending me new artists

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<v Speaker 1>because I don't want to know any more fucking artists.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so tired of that shit. Let me see your

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<v Speaker 1>stupid fucking cover and I can tell graphically that it

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<v Speaker 1>was made before the Ye're twenty eighteen, and I want

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<v Speaker 1>to fucking he you in the head.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop making music that sounds sounds old intentionally, Like I

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<v Speaker 2>get it, you're getting your bag and it's probably what

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<v Speaker 2>you want to create, but don't try to trick me. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're not second, I see the second I see twenty

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<v Speaker 2>twenty two. I turned the song off, and I'm not joking, like, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Unless sometimes Spotify does that thing where it's because it

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<v Speaker 1>was uploaded in that year, it'll say that year. But

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<v Speaker 1>if you dig deep, it's like an old album. Like

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<v Speaker 1>there's a few albums that I listened to that they're

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<v Speaker 1>old albums, but it says they like were released in

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty two. But also, if you dig deeper and

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<v Speaker 1>you go down, it'll say like the copyright was made

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<v Speaker 1>in like nineteen seventy nine or something, but it was

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<v Speaker 1>released on Spotify twenty twenty two. But yeah, Spotify, stop

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<v Speaker 1>it because you're not gonna fucking trick me. Also, I

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<v Speaker 1>do you ever get this Spotify? Sometimes we'll randomly throw

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<v Speaker 1>in a song that's trending on TikTok and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>are you I'm so kidding me?

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<v Speaker 3>Why are you doing that?

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<v Speaker 1>Like?

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<v Speaker 3>Who do you think owns this account?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? You know what was crazy is I saw a

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<v Speaker 2>video of my sister's sinking to young and it freaked

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<v Speaker 2>me the fuck out. And I was like, TikTok has

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<v Speaker 2>gone too fucking far, Like it's gone too far singing

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<v Speaker 2>Young Lean bitch is coming.

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<v Speaker 1>But it.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, no, it's too far. That is mine.

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<v Speaker 2>She can't have him. The internet cannot have Young Lean.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh but Young Lien is so big. No, he's fucking not.

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<v Speaker 2>You live in a microcosm. You live in a fucking bubble.

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<v Speaker 2>It's an echo chamber, and all you hear about is

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<v Speaker 2>Young Lean. He's not massive, he's not mainstream. Yeah, watchful