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Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode.

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Speaker 2: Watch. I was trying to think of something funny to say.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say, like Instagram.

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Speaker 1: Ohoa, damn, girl, you're on a good lie. You're immediately

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Speaker 1: on a roll.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to this episode of.

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Speaker 1: Instagram Instagram dot Com. Up two bitches who clock into

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Speaker 1: Instagram dot com for a living?

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Speaker 2: I literally don't, and it's my job. It's my job,

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Speaker 2: and I don't.

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Speaker 1: I have to wake up early for Instagram posting tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Yeah damn. I have to go to bed and wake

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Speaker 2: up at noon to post on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: I have to go to bed and wake up at

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Speaker 1: four pm, so that's seven pm Eastern time in my

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Speaker 1: post as well.

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Speaker 2: I have to be ready.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode. Uh, Drew just got back from

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Speaker 1: a very exciting.

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Speaker 2: Vide Yes, I went back to Texas for a few

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Speaker 2: days because my sister had a beautiful baby.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's so scary.

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Speaker 2: It's very surreal. Like I'm already an uncle before that.

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Speaker 2: But for some reason, this just felt like a little different.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I think I'm just like old enough

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Speaker 2: to understand like the levity of this situation, and like

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Speaker 2: also I'm at that age where like my body is

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Speaker 2: starting to be like, yeah, we need to figure out

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Speaker 2: how we're gonna reproduce and spread our seed and continue

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Speaker 2: the gene pool.

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Speaker 1: Also, it's your twin sister, so it's fucking crazy. It's

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Speaker 1: like a part of you is having a baby.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Something I learned about babies after meeting is that

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Speaker 2: they like have to be swaddled. I didn't know why

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Speaker 2: they had to be swaddled, but it's because they're so

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Speaker 2: used to having their hands in their face that now

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Speaker 2: that they're born, they just like scratch the fuck out

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Speaker 2: of their face accident. So their hands like automatically go

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Speaker 2: up and do their face like this because in the womb,

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Speaker 2: their hands were up there like that though the entire time.

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Speaker 2: So that's a little fact for you. Yes, and my

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Speaker 2: niece has jaundice. Look, she did it again and it

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Speaker 2: just started dying. My sister face timed her and was

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Speaker 2: And then it was on the list.

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Speaker 1: And Okay, first of all, I cried, like it was

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Speaker 1: Because also when Drew told me that they had the baby,

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Speaker 1: my first question was like does she have hair?

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Speaker 2: Is she bald? Because and it was like I was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: they want to FaceTime you to get your reactions. They

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Speaker 2: bald because if she is, I'm gonna make fun of her,

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Speaker 2: like immediately, like she's gonna get got because like if

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Speaker 2: she doesn't have air, that's it. And also I was

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Speaker 2: just like, she has hair.

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Speaker 1: She she was born with hair, which is a slayer already.

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Speaker 2: She's so skinny too, like but she she's literally the

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Speaker 1: It was like Madeline was showing me the baby and

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I was like, she's low key Tannis.

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Speaker 1: Fuck Like why like on camera she didn't look yellow.

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Speaker 1: She literally she literally looked like she just came from

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Speaker 2: I was like, no, I spray tanned her. I wasn't

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Speaker 1: I thought she went to like the keys and got

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Speaker 2: I just dipped her in like a tank, like a

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Speaker 2: they baptized babies. Yeah, into turmeric and self tanner.

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Speaker 1: Kai has a timer. Now, Oh.

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Speaker 2: Cool, I've been waiting all week to god, this is

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Speaker 2: actually awesome.

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Speaker 3: Your phone's not working.

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Speaker 2: Look at that photo.

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Speaker 1: But I was like, oh my god, your baby is

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Speaker 1: low key Tannis and has hair like you had a

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Speaker 1: and she told.

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Speaker 2: Me that no, she has John thise and YA just

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Speaker 2: ever made jokes about Johndice Hn like on my.

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Speaker 1: Like dumb part of my brain. I was just like,

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Speaker 2: Also, Johnice is a funny word, like I have John this,

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Speaker 2: I have big chungus disease.

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Speaker 2: I was waiting all episode to drop the big chung

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Speaker 2: It's been five minutes. I've got big chungus.

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Speaker 1: Oh. I hate that. But I laughed really fucking hard.

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Speaker 1: And then as we kept talking, she didn't make any

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Speaker 1: as the conversation went off, she was like, yeah, we're

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Speaker 1: her jarndice, and I was like, oh, they were being real,

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Speaker 1: Like she really has jndice.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she but like it's every baby, not every baby,

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Speaker 2: it's not something to worry about at all.

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Speaker 2: So, like my sister made a healthy baby, Beabe Bebe,

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Speaker 2: and she's really fucking cute normally infants, Like we've seen

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Speaker 1: No, she's a really cute if she actually looks like adult,

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Speaker 1: it's really scary personal and baby, it's because she's got

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Speaker 2: She's got chubby cheeks in arms. She's really cute.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, it was scaring the fuck out of me

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Speaker 1: Like we know we have friends who like have babies,

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Speaker 2: You've known her as long as you've known me, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: As long as I've known you.

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Speaker 1: And also like she's the only friend who I've like

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Speaker 1: like literally it feels like a cousin or like somebody

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Speaker 3: It literally feels like I have a niece exactly, like

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Speaker 1: We gotta have a niece, And I'm like, oh, I

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Speaker 2: pretty soon once the dust settles of being a new parent.

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Speaker 2: But like Madeline is like Madeline and Steve, I've never

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Speaker 2: like she said this her whole life, but she was

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Speaker 1: So that is so crazy. That is literally just so

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Speaker 1: I when I really think about it, what.

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Speaker 3: Is having a child?

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's an extreme responsibility that you will have for

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Speaker 3: But that's that's the only like comparison I have.

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Speaker 1: Is like having but it's like having to care for

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Speaker 2: Oh that's something I looked up because I was like, dude,

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Speaker 2: why the fuck you would think like a baby waking

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Speaker 2: Evolutionary evolutionary advantage to babies waking up three times a night.

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Speaker 2: It's supposed to like ensure greater chance for survival and

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Speaker 2: like seems they no one like ever really got to

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Speaker 2: the bottom of it. But there's a word m amnorrhea

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Speaker 1: That kind of makes sense because I guess also maybe

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Speaker 1: because you know how some parents are like, we just

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Speaker 1: We haven't had a problem with it. I wonder if

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Speaker 1: contrary to the way I am now, I was a

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Speaker 1: very quiet baby. Yeah, my parents are always talking about it.

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Speaker 1: maybe that's why I cried so much of my later

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Speaker 2: We all have this. We're born with the same amount

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Speaker 2: of tears. You know, either cry them as a baby

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Speaker 2: or you cry them as an adult. WHOA, that was good.

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Speaker 1: You said that in twenty fifteen you would win to

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Speaker 1: like nobody.

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Speaker 2: I would have one hundred thousand minutes on tumbler babes.

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Speaker 1: But I didn't cry as a baby at all, basically,

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Speaker 1: And my nickname was boogers, because I have always had

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Speaker 1: one of the words I did know was boogers, and

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Speaker 2: I'm a nasty woman with a president who looks like

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Speaker 2: he bathes in Cheetoh goodist, douist.

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Speaker 1: Yeh. Well. Sometimes when I fart when I'm laying down,

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Speaker 1: and give me a yuas infection.

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Speaker 2: Well it does, that's not possible.

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Speaker 5: I think about that too. I think about that whenever

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Speaker 2: I don't ever say the the word again. I won't

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Speaker 1: I was disgusting.

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Speaker 5: I just I just think about it.

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Speaker 2: Sound different. I feel like I haven't heard myself talk

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Speaker 3: No, you sound the exact same.

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Speaker 2: Okay, just making sure.

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Speaker 1: Actually you know what, maybe not, because yesterday you were

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Speaker 3: A man now? And I was like, I was like, also,

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Speaker 3: you have pink.

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Speaker 1: Ibabe your left eyes mad pink?

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Speaker 2: Is it really sad this one?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: You fucking do do eyes the doctor recently?

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Speaker 3: Have you got a colonoscopy?

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Speaker 2: No? No, no, I'm not rubbing ship into my eyes

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Speaker 3: Wait, you would do that on purpose?

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Speaker 2: No? I mean I said I'm not doing that. I

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Speaker 1: Even would ever assume you would, just like on purpose

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Speaker 2: I know That's what I'm saying. I'm not doing that.

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Speaker 2: Why are you laughing?

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Speaker 5: Because just talking about putting poop in your face, it's funny.

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Speaker 2: I'm not doing that. Well, you said that when you

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Speaker 1: Okay. Well, one time I cried in fifth grade after

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Speaker 2: I think we should incur encourage crying, but.

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Speaker 1: I think boys shouldn't cry because boys don't cry.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never cried.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I would cry.

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Speaker 3: B pink.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't I have fucking PINKU. I

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Speaker 1: You were he was in the bathroom for like twenty minutes.

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Speaker 2: I is literally not even red at all. I have

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Speaker 1: Here, looked over there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're cop.

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Speaker 2: Oh that is like kind of crazy. That's not pink eyed,

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Speaker 2: but that's crazy.

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Speaker 3: No, you have pink eye.

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Speaker 2: I just smoked a blunt in the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: I'd be so happy if he did that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah right right. Well now, my eyes itch, they

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Speaker 2: actually itch you. Well, I think I just have a

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Speaker 1: Well, I was with Oriyan getting coffee and there was

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Speaker 2: Literally and there weren't nats. Oh you like my new

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Speaker 2: doctor shuls sucks. I had the oh that's a sorry

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say. They were literally NAT's following over

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Speaker 3: Like they were just on her forever.

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Speaker 1: But I think it was like one pair of nats

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Speaker 3: There was just a swarm of gnats behind her.

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Speaker 1: And I didn't talk to her because we were having

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Speaker 1: really serious conversations. I was like, I can't keep talking

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Speaker 3: We have to like go somewhere else.

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Speaker 2: And then when we were talking.

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Speaker 3: One of them got my eye.

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Speaker 1: We were talking about motherhood, uh, and.

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Speaker 3: It was scary, scary conversations.

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Speaker 2: Scary things were having, scary conversations were happen.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, tell your fucking stupid story, you.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. So I had to fly to Texas.

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Speaker 2: Dlaska just happened and everything freeze froze over and there

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Speaker 2: wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, let's back up,

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Speaker 2: let's back up. So then I get in my uber

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Speaker 2: uh to the airport and I'm just like chilling. I'm

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Speaker 3: One thing about you.

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Speaker 1: Is you're gonna talk to the fucking uber.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll talk to them if they talk to me.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna like, I'm not gonna start the conversation,

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Speaker 2: but I would like to interview this person and know

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Speaker 2: what's going on in their life because like most ubers

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Speaker 1: Indulge in girl, and I don't want to talk to

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, fair, honestly fair. But I get all the

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Speaker 2: everybody in my life tells me I'm a fucking monster

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Speaker 2: getting there way way earlier than I should because you are.

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Speaker 2: And this day my flight was like super super early,

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Speaker 2: So I get all the way to the airport my

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Speaker 2: and I was like, oh my god, like I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: to uber my Oh my god, there is like literally

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Speaker 2: shit in my eye, Like what is going on?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know, there's.

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Speaker 2: Like literally shit like but I like, call you you

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Speaker 2: And I was like, but I'm gonna go to the

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Speaker 2: I wanted to for three hundred dollars and I was like,

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Speaker 2: I'll do it for free, like literally, just let me

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Speaker 2: but is there a way I can be put on

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Speaker 2: she was like, sir, we don't do that here. And

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Speaker 2: I was like, what do you fucking mean? And she

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Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck if you had thirteen people online.

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Speaker 2: I'm taking that seat and I'm gonna be on this flight.

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Speaker 2: You can't talk to me like that, No, man, not today.

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Speaker 1: That's like when I lost my bag and the lady

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Speaker 3: She was like, I think I told that story.

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Speaker 1: She was like fully talking in Spanish, talking and shit talking,

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Speaker 2: I hear you like that is one thing that I

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Speaker 2: because I know people are talking shit about me all

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Speaker 1: Maybe like it's better to not know, because it's like

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Speaker 2: Play cellar tattoos and then they get off. This man

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Speaker 3: Jobless America.

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Speaker 1: They are not wrong.

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Speaker 2: Though, yeah exactly. So I made it to Texas and

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Speaker 2: but I just dipped grapes and jolly ranchers and they

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Speaker 1: Did they do they like cook them when they get

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: Because I froze them, and then I let them thaw out,

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Speaker 2: and then I came home and crunched into them. It

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Speaker 1: I just don't know if I can get buy that.

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Speaker 1: God is looking down and being like, bitch, I gave

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Speaker 1: you sweets. What are you doing to that?

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00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:02,920
Speaker 2: Like, like, why are you putting chemicals on this?

445
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,359
Speaker 1: Why are you putting red forty and like blue thirty

446
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:07,960
Speaker 1: onto the fucking strawberries I gave you.

447
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:11,479
Speaker 2: I think no one's talking about actually genuinely how healthy

448
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:14,399
Speaker 2: red forty is for you. Because I've survived off of

449
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:16,240
Speaker 2: it for like literally twenty two years.

450
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,640
Speaker 1: I don't know if that makes you healthy. You've also

451
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:21,719
Speaker 1: avoided all of your doctor's calls.

452
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:25,040
Speaker 2: And that means I'm healthy because I'm not dead yet,

453
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:27,400
Speaker 2: because if it was unhealthy, I would be dead.

454
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:28,959
Speaker 1: I don't know.

455
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:31,480
Speaker 2: I think I consume the most red forty like I

456
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:34,359
Speaker 2: actually I would place myself in the top one percent

457
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:36,080
Speaker 2: of red forty consumers in this world.

458
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:40,440
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think I think any high schooler

459
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:41,000
Speaker 1: beats you.

460
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,359
Speaker 2: Oh but I was already in the high school and

461
00:20:43,359 --> 00:20:44,800
Speaker 2: I already did that. I already went through it.

462
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,720
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, true, true, Maybe you would make I think

463
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:51,320
Speaker 1: you would one hundred percent make top one percent of

464
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:54,320
Speaker 1: twenty four year olds who yeah, oh yeah, because most

465
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,639
Speaker 1: people who are like our age are like hitting the

466
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,720
Speaker 1: wall where they're like, I can't keep eating like that,

467
00:20:59,000 --> 00:20:59,560
Speaker 1: Like I can't.

468
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,080
Speaker 2: I just have a good metabolism.

469
00:21:01,359 --> 00:21:03,560
Speaker 1: You just like also don't buy groceries, so you have

470
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:08,080
Speaker 1: to do that, like you were, like, like you force

471
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,200
Speaker 1: yourself into a corner where you have to like eat

472
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:12,200
Speaker 1: gas station food to say.

473
00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:15,960
Speaker 2: And I'm getting the nutrients I need from talkies.

474
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,879
Speaker 1: And I wonder if somebody did, like a test on

475
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:21,119
Speaker 1: your cholesterol and stuff, like where would you stand.

476
00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:24,200
Speaker 2: I'm good, I had that done recently. I'm literally good.

477
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:24,480
Speaker 1: Wow.

478
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,800
Speaker 2: The only thing with me is my heart, and I

479
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,800
Speaker 2: think it's the puff bar and that's it. But I'm

480
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:29,359
Speaker 2: like healthy.

481
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,440
Speaker 3: You don't eat vegetables though.

482
00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:34,399
Speaker 2: I eat vegetables. Quit trying to spread that lie I

483
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:38,159
Speaker 2: eat that you do not eat. I literally do. I

484
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:39,639
Speaker 2: eat vegetable, eat.

485
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:45,600
Speaker 1: Buffalo cauliflower, yep, and vegetab sometimes you have broccoli, yep,

486
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:47,840
Speaker 1: but you did not.

487
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,640
Speaker 2: Flower is a vegetable if all the chips I eat

488
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,440
Speaker 2: is literally corn. Let's talk.

489
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,959
Speaker 1: You don't get to say you eat vegetables because you

490
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:58,800
Speaker 1: eat like like hot sauce covered cauliflower.

491
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:01,440
Speaker 2: I think I do.

492
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,879
Speaker 1: And also you do that once a week. You're so

493
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:06,480
Speaker 1: off of that. Now you haven't been having that so like,

494
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:08,680
Speaker 1: I don't remember the last time I saw you eat vegetables.

495
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,760
Speaker 1: And then the vegetables that come with your reggie girls

496
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,120
Speaker 1: sit in your platter and go in the garbage.

497
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:26,480
Speaker 6: Side eye side eye on side eye on you.

498
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:30,800
Speaker 1: Side eye is the new like like the tea like

499
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:33,840
Speaker 1: when people would just like comment the frog emoji, that's

500
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:35,119
Speaker 1: side eyes a new that.

501
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:38,480
Speaker 2: Wow, wait, what were we talking about before we got.

502
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,439
Speaker 3: Into the vegetable you're not eating vegetables? Going to the

503
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:42,080
Speaker 3: doctor red forty.

504
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:45,679
Speaker 2: I lost that something. I had something really good to

505
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:46,200
Speaker 2: talk about.

506
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:47,880
Speaker 1: I feel like if it was not good, it would

507
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:48,560
Speaker 1: have just like it.

508
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:52,520
Speaker 2: Would have came back to me, would have We'll move on.

509
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:55,760
Speaker 2: Let me go open the notes app to see what

510
00:22:55,800 --> 00:23:01,680
Speaker 2: I've got to talk about. Oh, we'll talk about one

511
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:05,240
Speaker 2: time in high school when I was in my drug

512
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:09,879
Speaker 2: addict phase, really really in deep, really bad, really naughty,

513
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,080
Speaker 2: never do anything I did, never do anything I do.

514
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,160
Speaker 3: But nobody knows what you did.

515
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:18,560
Speaker 2: So yeah, I mean I've been pretty open. But it

516
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:21,080
Speaker 2: was when I was working at the gas station.

517
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:25,440
Speaker 1: One thing about this podcast is I'm gonna mention growing

518
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,400
Speaker 1: up poor. You're gonna mention having a drug.

519
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:33,760
Speaker 2: Yep, exactly exactly. But I went to or I had

520
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,280
Speaker 2: a shift at the gas station and it was you know,

521
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:37,679
Speaker 2: how I was shown you how you had to like

522
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:40,560
Speaker 2: connect the soda juice. It was one of those shifts.

523
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:42,879
Speaker 2: So I was fucking pissed. Like when you have to

524
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:46,879
Speaker 2: like carry the big ass soda bags that are in

525
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:49,560
Speaker 2: the cardboard boxes that are like eighty pounds and put

526
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,480
Speaker 2: them on the shelf and then connect it, my hands

527
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:54,040
Speaker 2: would be like cut. And I was so bad at

528
00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:57,679
Speaker 2: opening X. Yeah. The red forty wou, the big Red

529
00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,840
Speaker 2: would always get on my head. I fucking hated Big Red.

530
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:02,000
Speaker 2: And that was literally what the TikTok was was the

531
00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:08,159
Speaker 2: Red forty whatever. But I uh was on shift and

532
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,040
Speaker 2: I was fucking pissed, and I was like, damn, I

533
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,000
Speaker 2: need to like get home and I want to like

534
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,760
Speaker 2: get fucked up. So I texted one of my friends

535
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,320
Speaker 2: and I was like, how do I buy Lean? I

536
00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:20,280
Speaker 2: want Lean so bad because I'd had it before and

537
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:21,919
Speaker 2: it was fucking lit and I was like, oh, I

538
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:23,720
Speaker 2: want it again. So I hit up one of my

539
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:27,639
Speaker 2: friends and I got connected to a guy who still

540
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,640
Speaker 2: to this day. He he's like one of the only

541
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:34,280
Speaker 2: people from my hometown that follows my like side Instagram

542
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,919
Speaker 2: because I like blocked everybody else off because I was like,

543
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:40,560
Speaker 2: fuck you guys, but he still follows it. And like

544
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,840
Speaker 2: we were really close when we were younger because it

545
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:45,000
Speaker 2: was a small town. And then like there's got to

546
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:47,120
Speaker 2: be a designated drug dealer in every town, in every

547
00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 2: age group, Like that's just like a thing. And he

548
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:53,800
Speaker 2: just happened to become the drug dealer, and so I

549
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,679
Speaker 2: hit him up. I got his number. I hit him up,

550
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:59,160
Speaker 2: and I was like, yo, Like also, he was really

551
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,399
Speaker 2: close friends with this kid that I went to school

552
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,560
Speaker 2: with that had like a disorder where he would get

553
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:08,600
Speaker 2: blisters all over his feet. Why are you laughing, Like

554
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:10,840
Speaker 2: only on your feet? Yeah, he would get blisters on

555
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,919
Speaker 2: his hands and feet, so he couldn't walk, so he

556
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,359
Speaker 2: had to like sit down all the time.

557
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,359
Speaker 3: But he was Martin.

558
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:24,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly exactly. He was a ship though, so it's like, okay,

559
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:27,040
Speaker 2: but they were really close friends and you.

560
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,200
Speaker 1: That's gonna be you when you have your bed sores.

561
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Because I literally just laid in bed today

562
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 2: when we were getting up for the podcast. I was like, oh,

563
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,280
Speaker 2: I'm getting to like stand up and move it around,

564
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:42,000
Speaker 2: like I've been in bed since five am. But what

565
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:42,560
Speaker 2: was I saying?

566
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:43,080
Speaker 1: Oh?

567
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:46,040
Speaker 2: So I like text him and was like, yo, like

568
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:49,639
Speaker 2: can I buy? Like I forget how much it was.

569
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,359
Speaker 2: It was like four ounces of lean or something, and

570
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,280
Speaker 2: I was like, I want it in the baby bottle

571
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,760
Speaker 2: because like that was like a thing. It's like getting

572
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,760
Speaker 2: lean in a baby bottle. And so like my entire

573
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:01,280
Speaker 2: ship that was so excited, and he was like, how

574
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 2: do you want to do this deal? And I was like, honestly,

575
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,439
Speaker 2: I put my key on the back of the wheel

576
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,680
Speaker 2: and the wheel well like on top of the tire.

577
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:12,200
Speaker 2: Just open my car and put it in my console.

578
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:16,919
Speaker 2: And I was like, looking back, giving a drug dealer

579
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:20,000
Speaker 2: the keys to your car is like batshit crazy. But

580
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,400
Speaker 2: small town I had like a very noticeable car.

581
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,639
Speaker 3: So you were like kind of friends with him.

582
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,440
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, And I was like, he's not gonna fucking

583
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:29,040
Speaker 2: steal my car because like I will literally find him

584
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 2: and I'll break his bones. No, I won't. But so

585
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,119
Speaker 2: I got off my shift. I opened it and I

586
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,240
Speaker 2: saw it and it literally looked like it was gold,

587
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 2: like it was purple because it was Activists, And I

588
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:43,680
Speaker 2: was like, ooh, this is so fucking exciting, like I'm

589
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:46,639
Speaker 2: about to drink Lean again, like this was like peak,

590
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 2: like Lean zan Era. I was like, I'm gonna be

591
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:50,400
Speaker 2: so cool. So I got I was like really excited

592
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 2: before my shift, and then I stole a sprite and

593
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:56,880
Speaker 2: some Jolly Ranchers because I stole everything from that fucking job.

594
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 2: But I get home, I have the double cup cyrofoam cup.

595
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:04,080
Speaker 2: I put ice in it and I pour up, I

596
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,159
Speaker 2: pour up. I put the Jolly Ranchers in it. I

597
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:10,359
Speaker 2: make Waki slash. I make a Waki slash and I'm

598
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:14,960
Speaker 2: drinking it and I'm like this doesn't taste like it

599
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 2: did before, and I was like whatever, Like I'm just tripping,

600
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,439
Speaker 2: like whatever. So I'm like sipping on it and then

601
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:22,800
Speaker 2: I like notice I'm getting like really tired, and I'm

602
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:25,920
Speaker 2: like oh, like this is just like I'm like I'm

603
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 2: nodding off like whatever. I'm like getting really high. And

604
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 2: then I finished the whole cup because I was like, oh,

605
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 2: I want to feel what it feels like to finish

606
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 2: it all at once, and I just like knocked out.

607
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 2: I fell asleep and I woke up the next day

608
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 2: and I realized he had just given me beIN a

609
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:46,200
Speaker 2: drill and I just drank the cup of fucking drill

610
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:50,199
Speaker 2: and fell asleep. And I was too big of like

611
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,119
Speaker 2: a baby to be like, yo, like give me my

612
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 2: money back. You just sold me bina drill, because I

613
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 2: was like I'm not hard, like I'm a fucking skinny twink,

614
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 2: Like yeah, here I go, like seen this drug dealer

615
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:05,360
Speaker 2: my money, getting my money back. But so yeah that's

616
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 2: my story. Sis, you're over. I'm gonnawoot about this tea

617
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 2: frog shipping emoji noted literally literally, So I never bought

618
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:14,680
Speaker 2: drugs from him.

619
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:18,359
Speaker 1: Again, Well, we should find him in fucking birks bones.

620
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:19,440
Speaker 1: I know he doesn't do it.

621
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,439
Speaker 2: He keeps up with me, so he might be seeing

622
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:24,760
Speaker 2: might be seeing this and just know, I know you

623
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 2: sold me.

624
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:26,800
Speaker 3: What if he hits you up and He's like, it

625
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:27,919
Speaker 3: actually wasn't manager.

626
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:31,640
Speaker 1: You just have the strongest like tolerance and tolerance ever,

627
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 1: so it just like didn't.

628
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 2: Really Yeah it definitely was, though, Yeah it was.

629
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 1: That is so awesome you after a long day of

630
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 1: going to school and the gas, like I kick my shoes.

631
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 2: Off, have a beer.

632
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 1: I like understand that. Like I like after a day

633
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 1: of doing anything, I'm like, no, I need a drink.

634
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 1: Literally when this is my dogar like whoa, but that's

635
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 1: me with Fortnite instead of beer, Like more.

636
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 2: Know you after playing Fortnite, Damn, I need a beer.

637
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 2: That was a lot. That was a lot.

638
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,600
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's part of me is sad that I

639
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 1: didn't do any of that stuff as a kid. But

640
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 1: I'm like I could do it as an adult and

641
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 1: not risk my brain development if I really wanted to now.

642
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 1: But now I just don't have Like I just don't

643
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 1: have a want to. Yeah. Now it's like super dangerous.

644
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 1: But the drugs just aren't the same way they used

645
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 1: to be.

646
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:38,320
Speaker 2: I know, they used to be fun. We used to

647
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 2: buy like footballs or bars of xanax and just football.

648
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 2: It's two milligrams xanax instead of four.

649
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 1: Somebody the other day posted edibles and it was like

650
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 1: at the thing where it says how much is in it?

651
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 1: It was two point five grams. I was like, that

652
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 1: was literally.

653
00:29:59,040 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 2: Obliterated.

654
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 3: What is that to milligrams?

655
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 1: Like I don't even know what grams?

656
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 3: Yes, it was two point five grams.

657
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:07,960
Speaker 5: Like two thousand.

658
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 2: I used to love custom grow for twenty and I

659
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 2: lived in Texas and couldn't find weed. I was thirteen years.

660
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 3: Ooo, thousand, five hundred milligrams.

661
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 2: That is fucking crazy.

662
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:19,960
Speaker 1: But it wasn't like one thing. It was like each

663
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 1: thing was probably like five hundred milligrams, and it was

664
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 1: like a little pack of like cookie things.

665
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 2: And I was like, we've gone too far.

666
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 1: That would that is radio act.

667
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,120
Speaker 3: That's sure no hole in a bag for me.

668
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 1: That would literally like my skin melting. And I would like, yeah,

669
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 1: like I would grow on another house. You guys would

670
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:38,480
Speaker 1: never see.

671
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:40,520
Speaker 2: Me again, Like I would just run away.

672
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 1: No, I would evaporate to the air like I would

673
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:44,320
Speaker 1: have it and then be on the couch with you

674
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 1: and then one second just like like disappear. But yeah,

675
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:51,320
Speaker 1: I just I knew a lot of kids who were

676
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 1: who would drink lean literally in class, like cause I

677
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 1: think the teachers didn't really understand what that was or

678
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 1: like what to look out for. But there would be

679
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 1: kids just in my class with a sprite bottle with

680
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 1: purple sprite in it. It just like at the front

681
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 1: of class too, like they weren't in the back. Like

682
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 1: this one kid that I like, remember his face, I

683
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 1: don't remember his name. I remember we were sitting in class.

684
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 1: It was maybe like an algebra class, and he was

685
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 1: just sitting there.

686
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:16,720
Speaker 3: With his whole bottle.

687
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 2: That like so fun.

688
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,640
Speaker 1: Right in early seven twenty am is when school started.

689
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 1: This was my first class of the day. He literally

690
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 1: for seven thirty. He woke up and was like.

691
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 3: Oh, I need to take a load off like this

692
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 3: high school.

693
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 2: No, he was just fully fucking addicted and like would yeah,

694
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 2: he would like me stopped.

695
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 1: He would start getting the shakes if he did it.

696
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. I wish I was that cool. I would

697
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 2: just drink vodka in power Raid bottles in physics. I

698
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 2: drank every day in physics. I would have like three

699
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:49,239
Speaker 2: shots of vodka and a power Raid bottle that I

700
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:54,239
Speaker 2: bought from the lunchline, and I ace that class. And

701
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 2: one time I got caught cheating because you had to

702
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 2: put your phones in the calculator spots to get it,

703
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 2: and I was like, I'm smarter than you. I'm just

704
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 2: gonna bring a second phone because I had my cracked

705
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 2: iPhone four, So I put my real iPhone in there

706
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 2: and I took my other one and just used the

707
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:12,160
Speaker 2: calculator the entire time, and we got busted. And that

708
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 2: day or the next day, I had a golf tournament,

709
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 2: so I was like, away on golf or at the tournament. Yeah,

710
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 2: I played fucking golf, so what. But I was at

711
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:26,040
Speaker 2: a golf tournament and it was literally only me that

712
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 2: got caught cheating. But she lectured the whole class and

713
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 2: had the principal come in there, and everybody's like, none

714
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:32,160
Speaker 2: of us were cheating. It was literally drew. And she

715
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 2: hit me up and she was like, I'll let you

716
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 2: like retake your test for like a ninety if you want,

717
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 2: because I did really good on it because I had

718
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 2: a calculator. And the next day I stayed after school,

719
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:46,000
Speaker 2: retook the test and fucking aced it. Got a ninety eight.

720
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 2: But I could only get a ninety because I cheated.

721
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 2: But if you just believe in your abilities and just

722
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:55,640
Speaker 2: understand that the knowledge is in there, and it's just

723
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 2: about tapping in and just really having confidence in yourself.

724
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,200
Speaker 2: You can get through anything without cheating.

725
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,200
Speaker 1: No, stop cheating, because I need a doctor.

726
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 2: We need accounting, we need account.

727
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 1: Stop cheating, start counting, please, was what would I say,

728
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 1: I forgot?

729
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 2: But yeah, I get really drunk in that class. And

730
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 2: I literally is.

731
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 1: I literally never was high or drunkards than anything like

732
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:26,959
Speaker 1: that in school. But I remember the first time I

733
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 1: saw people my age getting drunk. It was like sixth

734
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 1: seventh grade and this girl, like I remember who it

735
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 1: was because I have another story about her that I've

736
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 1: told that's like a really popular story. But she had

737
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 1: one of the small lays of vodka in sixth grade. Granted,

738
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,239
Speaker 1: I'm sure that would get a sixth grader fucked up

739
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 1: because now at my age, that much alcohol literally like

740
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 1: gets I'm like I cannot get behind the car wheel,

741
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 1: like I will kill everybody in this sound So like

742
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 1: I'm sure it did. I heard drunk. But it was like,

743
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:04,640
Speaker 1: thinking back to those moments, it is so embarrassing the

744
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 1: way yeah no, literally like falling down the stairs. It

745
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 1: was such a big commotion that people were like following

746
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:13,319
Speaker 1: her around she had a crowd following her around because

747
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 1: with all these kids who had never seen a drunk

748
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:18,320
Speaker 1: person our age before, and we're all like following her around,

749
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:20,479
Speaker 1: and I remember being embarrassed of her.

750
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 3: Though I remember being like embarrassed, this.

751
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:25,239
Speaker 1: Is like a lot and then in I think this

752
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:28,280
Speaker 1: is like eleventh or tenth or eleventh grade.

753
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:30,840
Speaker 3: The other time I had seen somebody who.

754
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 1: Was younger than me get drunk, I was really really

755
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 1: mean to them because I was like, you were so embarrassing,

756
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:38,839
Speaker 1: because it was like when the like first group of

757
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 1: like actually alternative kids came to our school and that

758
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:43,799
Speaker 1: wasn't a thing. And there was this one girl who

759
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:46,360
Speaker 1: I found really obnoxious because I'm like, babe, you were

760
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:47,279
Speaker 1: in ninth grader.

761
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 3: Why are you an alcoholic? Like that is so embarrassing,

762
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,319
Speaker 3: Like I always saund it really embarrassing. I was like,

763
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 3: get a grip.

764
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 1: You need to get a.

765
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 3: Grip, like you were fourteen.

766
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:58,799
Speaker 1: Years old, Like what are we talking about? And she

767
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,720
Speaker 1: would always come with like a little thing of vodka.

768
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 1: I put it into an apple juice, and one time

769
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 1: she was like drunk, came up to me and my

770
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:08,360
Speaker 1: friends and was like, do you guys want some and

771
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:11,479
Speaker 1: I was like, do you fucking hear yourself? I was like, no,

772
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,880
Speaker 1: I don't want any of your baba juice, Like I

773
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:17,680
Speaker 1: said something like super mean and like just like so,

774
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 1: I was just so mad her and I literally was

775
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 1: like I don't want any of your fucking kiddy juice.

776
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,479
Speaker 3: No, And then she was like, oh.

777
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,920
Speaker 1: My god, you're such a fucking like she.

778
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,919
Speaker 2: Was like just so drunk, trying to get someone else

779
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:30,719
Speaker 2: to be an alcoholic.

780
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 1: Literally am like, go away from me, and then she

781
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 1: ended up stopping. So basically I said somebody, I said,

782
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:41,799
Speaker 1: somebody from a lefe terra, but with shame, because that's

783
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:43,839
Speaker 1: the only way you can change people's with shame, yes

784
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 1: and embarrassment, yes, yes, yeah, no love, But yeah, I

785
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 1: wasn't doing anything like that.

786
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,280
Speaker 3: I do remember the first time I got high.

787
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 1: In Miami, Me and my friend like bought weed from

788
00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 1: I don't even know who. We bought weed form.

789
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 2: I had it in his sock right.

790
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 1: No, that was the first time I saw weed. The

791
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,480
Speaker 1: first time I saw weed was in sixth grade. This

792
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:06,880
Speaker 1: guy had a crush on who was like the badass

793
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 1: kid at my school who also recently had gotten suspended

794
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 1: for two weeks because when he had he had a

795
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:15,399
Speaker 1: broken arm for like a month, and with his broken arm,

796
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 1: there was video footage on the news of him breaking

797
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:21,319
Speaker 1: into the school and breaking all the windows of the

798
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,279
Speaker 1: doors because you know there are the metal doors with

799
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,759
Speaker 1: the little windows, breaking into the school with his other

800
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 1: homie right behind him, and he had a broken arm,

801
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 1: and he with the broom was like breaking the windows,

802
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 1: going in and stealing the chocolate donation money. And then

803
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 1: he got caught because there were security guards there and

804
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 1: they took the money from him and they were like, yeah,

805
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 1: you're suspended for like three weeks. So he got suspended

806
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 1: for three weeks. I don't know why he wouldn't get

807
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:47,319
Speaker 1: expelled for that because that's literally breaking out, but he

808
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 1: got expelled. And then when he came back, we were

809
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:52,680
Speaker 1: sitting out on like the the like this like field

810
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 1: that we had in the back of the school, and

811
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,239
Speaker 1: I was sitting there with him, and then he was like,

812
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,440
Speaker 1: have you ever seen weed before? And I was like no,

813
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:01,280
Speaker 1: And then he took off his fucking stinky ass Jordan

814
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 1: and turned it over and it fucking plopped out. He

815
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 1: was wearing fourteens at the time. I remember because I

816
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 1: had the same shoes because I was like, we're twinning,

817
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 1: and he took it out and it was like the

818
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 1: smallest amount of weed. I probably, like, now i'm thinking

819
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 1: back to it, it was literally stems stole. Yeah, I

820
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 1: know he fully did. And he was like, do you

821
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:22,759
Speaker 1: want to smoke someone? I was like no, and he

822
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,759
Speaker 1: was like, I just love that. You're like a good girl.

823
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 2: You're like a good girl really.

824
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:30,440
Speaker 1: And then I think he did get expelled, like not

825
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 1: that long after because he.

826
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:35,440
Speaker 3: Was constantly smoking weed in sixth grade on the property.

827
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:38,920
Speaker 1: But the first time I smoked weed was I like

828
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:42,520
Speaker 1: bought weed from somebody like in my grade. Like this

829
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 1: was like I think twelfth grade or like maybe early

830
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 1: eleventh grade. It was eleventh twelfth grade. It was most

831
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 1: likely twelfth grade. I bought weed, and then me and

832
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:55,359
Speaker 1: my friends went to like an arcade or something like

833
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 1: it had to have ben twelfth grade because I had

834
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 1: the money to get us an uber, so it had

835
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 1: to ben twelfth grade. We went to like this arcade

836
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 1: or something with our friends, and like, I think they

837
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 1: gave us the weed.

838
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:06,879
Speaker 3: Because I told him I wanted weed.

839
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:08,799
Speaker 1: They gave us the weed, and then me and my

840
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:11,960
Speaker 1: friend were like walking down this really busy street in

841
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 1: Miami like freaking out because we were like, fuck, we

842
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,880
Speaker 1: don't have like rolling paper, we don't have like blunt

843
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 1: wraps or anything. And we were like both seventeen, and

844
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 1: we were like, oh my god, we are so stupid.

845
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 3: We have no way of fucking smoking this.

846
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,320
Speaker 1: And then I think we were just like walking around

847
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 1: in Miami and we were like, let's just go into

848
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,439
Speaker 1: a random store and see if like they'll just sell

849
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 1: it to us. And I think like there was like

850
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 1: a younger guy working behind the counter and we just

851
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 1: like started talking to him, and then when we bought it,

852
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 1: and I think he just didn't care. He was like

853
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 1: okay and like just sold us like the blunt wraps.

854
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,880
Speaker 1: And then I went home and I had to look

855
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 1: up a tutorial on how and me and my friend

856
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:48,279
Speaker 1: sat in my backyard and it's the house my parents

857
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 1: about right now, so you know, like where my dad sits.

858
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:52,279
Speaker 1: We went back there and we were watching it and

859
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 1: my little sister was trying so hard to like be

860
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:58,480
Speaker 1: around us, and I was like go inside, like get away.

861
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 1: And then we got high and we like we're just

862
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 1: like in my house hanging out watching TV and like

863
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:08,879
Speaker 1: eating snacks and chilling. And that was a friend who

864
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,919
Speaker 1: I did that like not a lot with. I only

865
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:14,840
Speaker 1: smoked weed in Miami like three times, literally three times

866
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:17,880
Speaker 1: in my life. One of them was traumatic. Two of

867
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 1: them were fun because the other the other time was

868
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:23,800
Speaker 1: prom I oh, and I ate a fat ass nug

869
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 1: because I was the person who everybody was like eat it,

870
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 1: like I bet you won't eat it, and I was like,

871
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:29,319
Speaker 1: this won't do anything to me.

872
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 3: And then they were like eat it, and I was.

873
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:33,799
Speaker 1: Like, eating nugs doesn't like get you high. And then

874
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 1: I just ate a nug and we all thought it

875
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 1: was really funny.

876
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 2: Dam and it was so stack you're like a popular girl.

877
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:41,240
Speaker 1: I was just so crazy.

878
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 2: You're fine, You're crazy.

879
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was my.

880
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,800
Speaker 2: Me and my family went on like a family vacation

881
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 2: and it was like one of those hotels where like

882
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:55,440
Speaker 2: you could have like it was like all free. I

883
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 2: think it's all inclusive and uh they had like a

884
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 2: hookah lounge and like a bar like around every fucking corner.

885
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:05,800
Speaker 2: It was like the craziest shit I've ever seen. And

886
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 2: me and my three older brothers all stayed in a room.

887
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:11,120
Speaker 2: Madeline and Jodi stayed in a room, and then my

888
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 2: parents stayed in a room, and my brothers, like the

889
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:18,439
Speaker 2: night before had gone to the beach and like it's

890
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 2: so easy to get weed there, so they just like

891
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 2: bought weed, like they literally go up and ask you

892
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 2: if you want weed, and so my brothers bought some

893
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:29,600
Speaker 2: and they took it back to the hotel room and

894
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 2: they were smoking on the balcony. I think I was

895
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 2: like maybe thirteen, maybe fourteen, and they were like waving

896
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:38,399
Speaker 2: for me to come out there, and I was like

897
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:40,799
Speaker 2: they were like, hit this, hit this, and I was like, no,

898
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:44,719
Speaker 2: I'm not smoking weed with you guys, and they like

899
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:47,799
Speaker 2: were granted, they were not much older than me, so

900
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 2: it's not like they were grown essmen and trying to

901
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,319
Speaker 2: get their young ass Yahi. It was just older brother shit.

902
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 2: And they like blew it in my face, like blew

903
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,120
Speaker 2: it in my face, and I like freaked out and

904
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:01,279
Speaker 2: I like ran out of the room and I was

905
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:02,920
Speaker 2: like I'm gonna get so I'm gonna get so fucking

906
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:04,839
Speaker 2: high like this is oh, I'm over. And they're like, Drew,

907
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 2: you can't get high like that, and I was like

908
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 2: it's done, it's done, and I think I either actually

909
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 2: did get high or I had placebo or some shit,

910
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 2: because I went to the dinner table and oh my god,

911
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:18,840
Speaker 2: it was actually so scary. They had like one of

912
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:21,400
Speaker 2: those mariachi bands that was going around the restaurant, and

913
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 2: they stood at a table for like what felt like

914
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:27,839
Speaker 2: five hours just playing the loudest music I've ever fucking heard,

915
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:30,000
Speaker 2: I've ever heard in my entire life, and I was

916
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,880
Speaker 2: like freaking the fuck out. I was like, this is

917
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:33,719
Speaker 2: so I was like covering my ears. I was like

918
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:34,319
Speaker 2: over it, and I.

919
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,399
Speaker 1: Didn't care about I say, like, when you were young,

920
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:39,800
Speaker 1: a mariachi band is the if you're somebody who's easily

921
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:42,840
Speaker 1: overstimulated by noise. Every time I heard one as a.

922
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 3: Kid, I cried and freaked out.

923
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:47,479
Speaker 1: Yes, it is so even now, like I still find

924
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:50,120
Speaker 1: them really over stimulating because it's like, how do you

925
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:52,799
Speaker 1: get those instruments to be so loud? I've been in

926
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 1: rooms where they play instruments, but somehow, like mariachi instruments

927
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 1: are literally likely loud.

928
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:03,839
Speaker 2: But I also think it was because I was either

929
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:05,719
Speaker 2: high or like thought I was high, and I was

930
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:07,920
Speaker 2: just like freaking the fuck out, and so I like

931
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 2: laid my head on the table for like ten minutes,

932
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 2: and my dad was like, lift up your head, Drew,

933
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 2: and then I like lifted it up and I was

934
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:16,920
Speaker 2: just sitting there and I put it back down and

935
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 2: I like fell asleep again, and then my dad like

936
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 2: shoved me. He was like, fucking wake up. Why are

937
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 2: you asleep at the dinner table? And like I just

938
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 2: sat up again, and I laid my head down a

939
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 2: third time, and they were and my brothers had caught

940
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:30,319
Speaker 2: on to like what was going on. That was either

941
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:33,440
Speaker 2: they they thought I was like high from them and

942
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:36,320
Speaker 2: they like started freaking out because they were all so high.

943
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:38,399
Speaker 2: And my dad was like, what did y'all do to him?

944
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 2: And they were like nothing. He just like we were

945
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,520
Speaker 2: chilling on the balcony, and like they just like came

946
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:45,840
Speaker 2: up with a bullshit lie. And then I fell asleep

947
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:48,279
Speaker 2: for a fourth time, and my oldest brother was like,

948
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 2: all right, we're going back to the room, and they

949
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 2: just like took me up to the room and got

950
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 2: me room service, and like he like kind of gave

951
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 2: me like he like babied me. So I didn't like

952
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 2: tell on them, but I never told on them. And

953
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:02,319
Speaker 2: then also on that same trip, there was like a

954
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:04,319
Speaker 2: hookah lounge and my brothers like snuck me into the

955
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:06,840
Speaker 2: hookah lounge and I smoked hookah for the first time,

956
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,359
Speaker 2: but it didn't have nicotine in it. It was just

957
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:12,120
Speaker 2: like just like regular hookah. And I felt like the

958
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:16,759
Speaker 2: coolest person in the world. And then my parents said

959
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 2: they were gonna give me a shot, and they just

960
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:20,879
Speaker 2: made like a virgin shot. They gave me a maut

961
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:23,400
Speaker 2: on like like they were like they they were white

962
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:25,319
Speaker 2: with blue and a little bit of red on the top.

963
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,359
Speaker 2: And we were like, oh fuck, we're like gonna get

964
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 2: fucked up. And my parents gave it to us and

965
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,759
Speaker 2: we took it and we were like, ooh, that was

966
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:32,880
Speaker 2: like nasty.

967
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:33,880
Speaker 1: Literally like it was.

968
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 2: Nasty and it had no alcohol in it, and we

969
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:36,520
Speaker 2: thought we were drunk.

970
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:39,319
Speaker 1: That's literally what we did to my little sister for

971
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:42,360
Speaker 1: New Year. She like genuinely was like I am so drunk.

972
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 2: She was like, and yeah, I'm literally gonna we're gonna

973
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:44,440
Speaker 2: do that to me.

974
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:47,920
Speaker 1: And we literally kept like what we were doing was

975
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:51,160
Speaker 1: we would I had like the shaker to make margarita,

976
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,480
Speaker 1: so I would make me and my mama margarita, and

977
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 1: then like my little sister would be like, can you

978
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:57,480
Speaker 1: give me some give me some of it, and I'd

979
00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 1: be like okay. And then when you would look around,

980
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 1: I would literally there's nothing in the thing. There's just

981
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 1: the ice. And I would put water in it and

982
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 1: shake it and be like, this is gonna get you

983
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:08,880
Speaker 1: really drunk. And then yeah, I was like, don't tell anybody,

984
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 1: and I would just pour that in and because it

985
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:14,400
Speaker 1: had like the remnants of like saltiness from whatever was

986
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:17,479
Speaker 1: in the shaker, so it was like, oh my god,

987
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 1: this tastes so this is so crazy, like you and we.

988
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 1: I gave her like three of those, and she was like,

989
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:30,720
Speaker 1: you have to stop because I'm like I get too crazy.

990
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 2: It makes me crazy.

991
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 1: It's just like I can't keep having these. And I

992
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:36,360
Speaker 1: was like, just don't say anything.

993
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:41,360
Speaker 2: And then where he give him like sparkling wine and

994
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:43,400
Speaker 2: tell him it's real wine and see how he reacts.

995
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:44,720
Speaker 2: You're gonna get drunk.

996
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 1: My other little sister, oh my god, this is literally

997
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 1: so embarrassing. And we make fun of her for it

998
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 1: all the time, like it's our favorite thing. We went

999
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,439
Speaker 1: to like a Christmas party and then we came back

1000
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 1: home and they had given me and my brother, like

1001
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,399
Speaker 1: the sparkling like cider, Like the cider was it called

1002
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 1: there's like that one burn that comes in like a

1003
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 1: champagne bottle, and she had given it to us, and

1004
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 1: then when we got home, my parents were like, oh,

1005
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:07,319
Speaker 1: we're gonna go back to the house and like keep

1006
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 1: hanging out, but they dropped the kids off at home basically,

1007
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 1: so like my smallest siblings were asleep. It was just me,

1008
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:15,839
Speaker 1: my older brother, and then my sister who's like three

1009
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 1: years longer than me, and we're sitting around and at

1010
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:22,880
Speaker 1: this time, she's probably like thirteen, like thirteen fourteen, and

1011
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 1: me and my brother went into the kitchen and we

1012
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:27,879
Speaker 1: were like we should tell her that this is like real,

1013
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 1: and like we like went up to her and we

1014
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 1: were like, hey, so they left that bottle here when

1015
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 1: they meant to take it back, but me and Dante.

1016
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:36,680
Speaker 3: Are gonna drink it, so like do you want some?

1017
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 3: And she was like, oh, my fucking.

1018
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:40,880
Speaker 1: God, yes, Like she was literally like yes, like can

1019
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:42,799
Speaker 1: I have some? And we were like okay, but you

1020
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:45,400
Speaker 1: need to like shut the fuck up, like you can't.

1021
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:47,320
Speaker 1: We were like, don't say anything about it, and she

1022
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:49,279
Speaker 1: was like okay, I don't care. And then we gave

1023
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:51,839
Speaker 1: it to her and she had like an iPod touch

1024
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 1: and she had had like a gup and a half

1025
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,000
Speaker 1: and she was like sitting in the corner and not

1026
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:59,800
Speaker 1: saying anything. She was like like drinking and she was

1027
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:05,239
Speaker 1: like like acting. She was nodding off in the jairf

1028
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,440
Speaker 1: Me and my brother were just like watching her. We

1029
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:09,880
Speaker 1: did say anything, and she was like, I don't know

1030
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:11,880
Speaker 1: if I could keep having this, Like she was like

1031
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 1: just like acting drunk, and we were like, bitch, that

1032
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 1: is fucking apple juice.

1033
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 2: And she got so all told her she.

1034
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 1: Got so embarrassed. She was like I literally like I

1035
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 1: fucking knew it, Like I wasn't even like. She got

1036
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 1: so embarrassed, and we held it above her head forever

1037
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:29,000
Speaker 1: like every family gathering. We were like, don't give Sofia

1038
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:30,239
Speaker 1: any of that fucking apples at her.

1039
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 3: She's gonna turn up.

1040
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:33,239
Speaker 1: We were like, do not do that to her, like

1041
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:34,479
Speaker 1: she will literally freak.

1042
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:36,879
Speaker 3: And it was so fun.

1043
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:38,960
Speaker 1: I need yeah, but it's so fun, like doing that

1044
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 1: to little kids because they think they think they're getting

1045
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 1: turned the fun up, Like that's awesome. I am.

1046
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 5: I imported a transcript of the last episode into chat

1047
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:53,360
Speaker 5: GBT and it says, I'm sorry, but this content appears

1048
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 5: to be inappropriate and offensive. It contains discussions of illegal

1049
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:00,319
Speaker 5: and harmful activities, such as the use of drugs, makes

1050
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:05,880
Speaker 5: a light of serious issues like cheating in relationships. I

1051
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:09,240
Speaker 5: strongly advise against promoting or engaging with this type of content.

1052
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we're gonna be the first to go

1053
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,239
Speaker 2: when the robots take over.

1054
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 1: They're gonna erase this. But maybe that would be good

1055
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 1: for us. They're gonna erase our digital footprint because they

1056
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:22,440
Speaker 1: don't like us, which could be nice.

1057
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 2: It would be nice. That's awesome.

1058
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 1: Though well, I still stand by cheating is good for women.

1059
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 1: Women should.

1060
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 2: Me and my mom literally had that conversation on the

1061
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 2: way to the airport yesterday. I was like, yeah, because

1062
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 2: women already like more in the loss of their relationship

1063
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:44,040
Speaker 2: way before the men did. And that's why men get

1064
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 2: destroyed when they break up. But when women just move

1065
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 2: on in a week, it's because.

1066
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:53,320
Speaker 3: They already they've been mourning for seven months.

1067
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,799
Speaker 1: But when they were trying to keep it together and

1068
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 1: hold it together, but the man was too busy being

1069
00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 1: a fucking idiot. Yeah, I mean, like, my shit's good

1070
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:01,440
Speaker 1: at home. I don't care.

1071
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:03,360
Speaker 2: I get to play PS five.

1072
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:05,360
Speaker 1: Oh that's my exciting.

1073
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 3: Guys, this is so exciting.

1074
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,640
Speaker 1: So I took a bunch of clothes to sell them

1075
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:13,480
Speaker 1: because I had so many clothes, and I finally was like,

1076
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 1: I need to get rid of some of these clothes.

1077
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 3: I did donate a bunch of things.

1078
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:20,239
Speaker 2: I know, actually a lot of a.

1079
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:22,399
Speaker 3: Lot of shit. A lot of things are done.

1080
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 2: So if you're in the Greater LA area, just like

1081
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 2: look out for India's closet. It's all out there.

1082
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 1: But I did sell a bunch of stuff, and with

1083
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:36,920
Speaker 1: that money, I bought a PS five and I'm literally like,

1084
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:40,800
Speaker 1: I'm so excited to play Fortnite on the new machine.

1085
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 2: That's also like, graphics are gonna be really good.

1086
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 1: I know they're gonna be like insane. I'm like genuinely

1087
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:47,399
Speaker 1: so excited. But I do need to play more games.

1088
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play.

1089
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:48,440
Speaker 3: Last of Us.

1090
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 1: That's actually what got me going is I wanted I

1091
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:52,879
Speaker 1: was like, looking at footage of the Last of Us game,

1092
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:54,719
Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, this has always been a game.

1093
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:56,600
Speaker 1: I've wanted to watch it since we're watching the show now,

1094
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,360
Speaker 1: like I feel like I need to play it. And

1095
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:01,040
Speaker 1: then PS fives have been fucking sold out and ad

1096
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:03,640
Speaker 1: a stock for god knows how long, and just so happened.

1097
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 1: The day I looked it up, they had just been

1098
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:10,400
Speaker 1: restocked best Buying game Stop, and game Stop was sold out,

1099
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:11,800
Speaker 1: but best Buy I had a few left.

1100
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 3: So I was like, I am copying.

1101
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,720
Speaker 2: It's a sign, and if you can see one in stock,

1102
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:18,880
Speaker 2: just get it. It's a sign. I want to play.

1103
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:22,279
Speaker 2: It takes two and I want to play the new

1104
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 2: Hogwarts game, the Harry Potter game. I know, I am

1105
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:33,319
Speaker 2: very anti Harry Potter. It's like it looks cool. Oh,

1106
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:36,279
Speaker 2: where do you think you're going to play that on

1107
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:40,320
Speaker 2: your fucking PS five. I'm gonna play it when you're sleep,

1108
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 2: When you're asleep, I'm going to open up that PS

1109
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:45,319
Speaker 2: five and ship down the side and fucking push it

1110
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 2: back on there. I'm gonna do that.

1111
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:49,799
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking piss into the CD port.

1112
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 2: I literally have done that before. I think I've told

1113
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 2: that story. I pissed all over my brothers Nintendo sixty

1114
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:57,879
Speaker 2: four and like I came back like three weeks later

1115
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 2: and it was like crystallized and like it was throwing

1116
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:04,319
Speaker 2: crystals and shit, and I was like, to this day,

1117
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:07,799
Speaker 2: I've told them now, But I held it down for

1118
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:11,719
Speaker 2: like literally ten fifteen twenty years.

1119
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:16,080
Speaker 1: In Honduras when I had a really bad I think

1120
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:18,920
Speaker 1: I had traveler sickness. Like I think that's also honestly

1121
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 1: what I had when I was just like god forsakenly

1122
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:22,400
Speaker 1: sick forever.

1123
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 3: But I was getting these awful migrains. I also used

1124
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 3: to get the worst migraines in.

1125
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:29,680
Speaker 2: Your Gramdma would give you the cocaine.

1126
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:31,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, my life, the secret medicine that I don't know

1127
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:32,400
Speaker 1: what it is.

1128
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:33,160
Speaker 3: It's just a powder.

1129
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 1: And she would make me go eat it out of

1130
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:38,080
Speaker 1: her hands and I was like, it works. I need

1131
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:39,600
Speaker 1: to ask her what the fuck that was? Yeah, But

1132
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:43,839
Speaker 1: also I was such a brat bitch. My grandma makes

1133
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 1: really good I really am. My grandma makes really fucking

1134
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 1: good uh tortillas, and I've always hated store bought tortilla.

1135
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:55,360
Speaker 1: Something about the smell freaks me the fuck out. I

1136
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:58,200
Speaker 1: fucking like the flower ones, the flower and corn ones.

1137
00:50:58,400 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 2: I don't mind corn, but flour.

1138
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 1: There is a smell to them that makes me sick.

1139
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,239
Speaker 1: And my grandma when she would come home with them

1140
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:07,759
Speaker 1: instead of like working her ass off and making her

1141
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 1: whole family tortillas, which she would bring them home. I

1142
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:14,560
Speaker 1: would throw a fit literally, like literally start crying and

1143
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:16,880
Speaker 1: be like no. And then once she started putting them

1144
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:22,279
Speaker 1: on the soap, I was like and freaking out. But

1145
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 1: when I was really fucking sick from probably just like

1146
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,560
Speaker 1: the water, like for me having a kid, which doesn't

1147
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 1: make sense because I went there so much as a kid,

1148
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,880
Speaker 1: but whatever, When I was really sick, my sip, my

1149
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:35,440
Speaker 1: little cousin was playing PS two with my brother and

1150
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 1: they were screaming and like yelling, and I went and

1151
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:39,840
Speaker 1: I picked it up and I fucking slammed it on

1152
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:41,840
Speaker 1: the ground, which I think I've said before, But I

1153
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 1: went and I picked it up, and I slammed it

1154
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 1: on the ground, and then the demo disappped.

1155
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:51,920
Speaker 2: And then I threw it on the ground. It's a

1156
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 2: dick in the box.

1157
00:51:54,080 --> 00:52:00,360
Speaker 1: Okay. Why were we so obsessed with music like parody music?

1158
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:04,520
Speaker 2: I don't know, parodying the key of us.

1159
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 1: Parody music isn't a thing anymore, but I guess actually

1160
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 1: it makes sense because the people who were into like

1161
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:15,359
Speaker 1: all those SNL songs like the adult of that time

1162
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:16,600
Speaker 1: were like car on.

1163
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 3: I guess it is still a.

1164
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 2: Thing, but they were like weird now it just came.

1165
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:25,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were like weird Al Yankovich like fans as kids,

1166
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:27,520
Speaker 1: and then they grew up and they like still needed

1167
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:27,880
Speaker 1: that kind of.

1168
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:33,839
Speaker 3: You need to stop doing that.

1169
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:36,200
Speaker 2: Hi'd your kids, hi'd your wife.

1170
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,840
Speaker 1: Well, I don't believe in electric cars, and I genuinely

1171
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:45,239
Speaker 1: think in like ten years, we're gonna have like an

1172
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:49,040
Speaker 1: insane massive explosion of multiple cars happening, and it's gonna

1173
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:52,360
Speaker 1: be a nightmare. Like I genuinely think the lithium batteries

1174
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:54,799
Speaker 1: and cars that are on the street. Because I was

1175
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:58,600
Speaker 1: in a garage going into a CBS and this random

1176
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:00,799
Speaker 1: electric car which I didn't the brand of it. It

1177
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:03,120
Speaker 1: was like maybe like a Seon or like a Nissan

1178
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:07,280
Speaker 1: or something. The sound it was making it was literally

1179
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 1: it sounded like I was in a fucking like nuclear plant.

1180
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 3: Like it was just like the craziest sound ever.

1181
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:14,399
Speaker 2: We're gonna have nuclear powered cars sooner than later.

1182
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:18,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna We're gonna experience literally like mass catastrophes

1183
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:21,080
Speaker 1: of these cars getting into crashes and fucking exploding and

1184
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:24,759
Speaker 1: causing like radioactive waste, because why the fuck are we

1185
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:27,320
Speaker 1: letting like lithium cars heat up to that? Like, I

1186
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:29,239
Speaker 1: don't know, I'm sure there's I'm sure they're safe, but

1187
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:31,600
Speaker 1: in my head, in ten years, watch, all of them

1188
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:33,839
Speaker 1: are gonna like rat the way batteries did in all

1189
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 1: your old toys, and they're gonna explain the.

1190
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:36,960
Speaker 2: Road the earth.

1191
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:37,239
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1192
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:42,440
Speaker 2: Well, the way the lithium in colbalt is mined is very,

1193
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:48,360
Speaker 2: very immoral and honestly, uh, it's all green washing. And

1194
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:51,960
Speaker 2: electric cars aren't really much more safe for the environment

1195
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:55,920
Speaker 2: than a gas car. But that could be like big

1196
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:58,640
Speaker 2: gas companies pushing their agenda just as much as like

1197
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 2: big electric is pushing their But like the power for

1198
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:04,600
Speaker 2: the electric cars has to come from somewhere. The energy

1199
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 2: has to come from somewhere, and it's probably fucking coal minds,

1200
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:07,839
Speaker 2: and no one's telling us.

1201
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 1: Also, I just don't believe in that, because why the

1202
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:12,879
Speaker 1: fun would I want to sit and charge my goddamn car.

1203
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:16,480
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get an electric car. I'm going to I

1204
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:19,719
Speaker 2: fear I might. I fear he was a man, but

1205
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:25,279
Speaker 2: he Okay, Well, we talked about this very briefly in

1206
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:30,560
Speaker 2: a lot of earlier episodes, but the AI snowball is

1207
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 2: actively happening in front of our face and no one

1208
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:38,560
Speaker 2: is like talking about it. What do you mean, like

1209
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:44,920
Speaker 2: specific Like, once the world gets a taste for AI,

1210
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:48,879
Speaker 2: it's gonna snowball and evolve quicker than we could ever

1211
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:54,080
Speaker 2: even imagine, and sooner than later, we're gonna be AI ourselves,

1212
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:56,440
Speaker 2: and then we're gonna be in the singularity and we're

1213
00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:57,160
Speaker 2: gonna be a cloud.

1214
00:54:57,239 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 1: I wish I could remember, because I was talking about

1215
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,160
Speaker 1: this other day and there was one specific thing that

1216
00:55:02,239 --> 00:55:03,719
Speaker 1: was freaking me out, and I was like, we are

1217
00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 1: so done, but I can't think of it. But it's

1218
00:55:07,239 --> 00:55:10,319
Speaker 1: that's how I feel about almost everything recently. Oh it

1219
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:14,600
Speaker 1: was there was an AI thing that can make your

1220
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:18,120
Speaker 1: different artists sing different songs. So like if you wanted

1221
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:22,160
Speaker 1: Ariana to sing like Take a Bow by Madonna, there

1222
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:24,839
Speaker 1: is a generator that can take all of her like

1223
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:29,000
Speaker 1: songs and generate her singing that whole song in the

1224
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:32,319
Speaker 1: same melody, And some of them don't sound very good,

1225
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:35,000
Speaker 1: but like, specifically the Ariana Grande ones that I was

1226
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 1: hearing sounds so much like her, and yeah, we are

1227
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:40,160
Speaker 1: meeting our end. But it's okay, because we're gonna be

1228
00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:41,719
Speaker 1: the last generation that has.

1229
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:43,319
Speaker 3: Like semi normalcy.

1230
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:46,800
Speaker 1: I do feel bad for anyone born after two thousand

1231
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:47,080
Speaker 1: and eight.

1232
00:55:47,239 --> 00:55:54,240
Speaker 2: Yes, it's gonna actually I will. I'm like scared of

1233
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:58,080
Speaker 2: like what the Internet is doing to society because like

1234
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:02,560
Speaker 2: conspiracy theorists like always existed, they always they've always been around,

1235
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:05,640
Speaker 2: but they were like your weird like friend's older brother

1236
00:56:05,719 --> 00:56:09,600
Speaker 2: in his room, like being a stoner, like and having

1237
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:14,160
Speaker 2: like neon posters on his wall. Yeah exactly. But now

1238
00:56:14,239 --> 00:56:16,640
Speaker 2: that like the Internet has like connected all of these

1239
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:20,840
Speaker 2: freaks like that have the same thoughts. They've all like said,

1240
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:23,600
Speaker 2: they've been saying everything is like a conspiracy, and it's

1241
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:26,359
Speaker 2: it's really like honestly starting to scare me the way,

1242
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:30,200
Speaker 2: Like like a video of like Lebron James beating the

1243
00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:34,840
Speaker 2: scoring record of the all time scoring record popped up

1244
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:35,960
Speaker 2: on my feet and I was like, oh cool, I'm

1245
00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:38,680
Speaker 2: gonna watch this, and then shortly into the video I

1246
00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:42,520
Speaker 2: realized it was like conspiracy brainwashing about the number thirty

1247
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:45,719
Speaker 2: eight in all of the comments were like yeah, like

1248
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:49,640
Speaker 2: and the he broke the record thirty eight weeks after

1249
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:52,360
Speaker 2: he was born, and they were all being like dead serious,

1250
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:55,480
Speaker 2: and I was like, literally, what is going on and

1251
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:57,960
Speaker 2: why is this happening? And there needs to be like

1252
00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 2: a limit of like internet, Like I believe there needs

1253
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:03,480
Speaker 2: to be a limit to the Internet because like the

1254
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:06,000
Speaker 2: and like all of the comments where it's like or

1255
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:08,000
Speaker 2: everybody talking about how like oh the world is ending,

1256
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:11,680
Speaker 2: the world is ending, Like take the Internet away from

1257
00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:14,680
Speaker 2: them and like let them go outside and be normal,

1258
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:17,640
Speaker 2: and like they'll realize it's genuinely okay. But like I'm

1259
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:20,840
Speaker 2: probably just a denier. Oh you know what, I have

1260
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:24,040
Speaker 2: theories on dreams, Like I really do. I've been having

1261
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:26,440
Speaker 2: like a lot of really coming.

1262
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:28,320
Speaker 1: Right off of saying like people need to stop making

1263
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:30,760
Speaker 1: conspiracies and like being able to do that on the Internet.

1264
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:32,120
Speaker 3: You're like, all right, so here's my theory.

1265
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:36,280
Speaker 2: I have theories. Where do I share my theories? Have

1266
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:39,960
Speaker 2: theories to share? Who can I talk to? So I

1267
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:44,120
Speaker 2: genuinely do believe that when you're dreaming, you're just with

1268
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:47,160
Speaker 2: like I I genuinely like I've gotten to the point

1269
00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:50,640
Speaker 2: where I believe this with my full chest and there's

1270
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:54,200
Speaker 2: like no convincing me otherwise. And I will be the

1271
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:57,240
Speaker 2: soul pusher of this idea, and I'll die on this

1272
00:57:57,320 --> 00:57:59,600
Speaker 2: hill and I'll die alone on this idea. But in

1273
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:02,440
Speaker 2: thirty years in the future, when they can research dreams properly,

1274
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:05,280
Speaker 2: I will be a genius and like and people will

1275
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:07,840
Speaker 2: be like he was saying it before, everybody, I swear,

1276
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:11,280
Speaker 2: just watch this when this happens. But I genuinely believe

1277
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:13,680
Speaker 2: when you go to sleep and you wake up in

1278
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:17,800
Speaker 2: a dream and like you're in that dream, you're waking

1279
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:20,640
Speaker 2: up in a different dimension, and I'm I'm sorry, Like

1280
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:24,439
Speaker 2: I know it sounds hoopy doopy whatever, bullshit, but for

1281
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:27,120
Speaker 2: some reason, I can't shake it, because like the feeling

1282
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:32,240
Speaker 2: that I get like in these dreams is it's so

1283
00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:35,760
Speaker 2: fucking weird. It literally feels like real life. And I'm like,

1284
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:37,400
Speaker 2: there's no way.

1285
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:40,480
Speaker 1: People have way more realistic dreams than others.

1286
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:43,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, because the dreams lately, I've literally

1287
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:47,000
Speaker 2: like been convinced and like been living real life. And

1288
00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:49,560
Speaker 2: then like I've been having dreams lately where I'm having

1289
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:53,400
Speaker 2: like five different dreams as one at once, so they're

1290
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:55,360
Speaker 2: all like stacked on top of each other each other,

1291
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:59,400
Speaker 2: and like I have like screenshots of these dreams memorized

1292
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:02,600
Speaker 2: where like it it's five different things happening at once,

1293
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:05,200
Speaker 2: and it freaks me the fuck out. And like when

1294
00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:07,440
Speaker 2: I wait, Like, for example, when I was on the plane,

1295
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:10,040
Speaker 2: like I had a dream flying there and it felt

1296
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:13,640
Speaker 2: like I experienced like an entire lifetime. When I woke up,

1297
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:17,480
Speaker 2: it was so fucking jarring. But yeah, I believe you

1298
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:22,520
Speaker 2: will watch more like movies and stuff. Oh yeah, I

1299
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:24,200
Speaker 2: think it has something to do with like all the

1300
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:25,680
Speaker 2: porn that I watch and consume.

1301
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:30,040
Speaker 1: It sounds like you watch really expansive porn though, like yeah.

1302
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:32,680
Speaker 2: It's like everything everywhere at once, but porn.

1303
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:37,600
Speaker 3: It's porn. It's porn. Well, I don't sleep to dream.

1304
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:37,560
Speaker 5: So.

1305
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:43,200
Speaker 2: Well, wake me up. When September ends, I'm.

1306
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:44,640
Speaker 3: Gonna fucking kick the fuck out of you.

1307
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:47,400
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna join a boxing class and then

1308
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:49,800
Speaker 1: on one of these episodes beat the living fuck outage room.

1309
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:51,640
Speaker 2: Okay, I'd like to see you try.

1310
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:55,520
Speaker 1: I've been watching The Sopranos and it's fucking awesome, and

1311
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Speaker 1: that's that's all I really have to say.

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00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:02,560
Speaker 2: You start watching the start watching the Sopranos. Uh, Sopranos

1313
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:05,280
Speaker 2: like once every three months, Like I'm watching Okay.

1314
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:10,080
Speaker 1: I started it like two three months ago, and then

1315
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:12,600
Speaker 1: I was watching it with a friend and I hadn't

1316
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:14,560
Speaker 1: seen the friend in a long time.

1317
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:15,840
Speaker 3: It's like how I watch Girls.

1318
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:18,640
Speaker 2: I watched Girl friend.

1319
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:21,760
Speaker 1: I watched Girls with Oriyan and we haven't fucking watched

1320
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:24,080
Speaker 1: any more episodes because we watched together and we were like,

1321
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:25,800
Speaker 1: we need to watch this together. And I haven't made

1322
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:27,760
Speaker 1: it past episode eight because me and Ryan when we're

1323
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:29,280
Speaker 1: together we like to just like get high and.

1324
01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:30,600
Speaker 3: Be on our iPhones and not on TV.

1325
01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:33,920
Speaker 1: But yeah, I have That's why I didn't watch it.

1326
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:35,960
Speaker 1: But now I'm back to watching it, and I've been

1327
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:37,320
Speaker 1: binging Sopranos.

1328
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:43,160
Speaker 2: That's such big chungus vibes. Sopranos is big chungus as fuck.

1329
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,160
Speaker 2: So yeah, that doesn't even hurt because I have this

1330
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:48,440
Speaker 2: condition that makes it so I don't feel pain, heat, hunger, whatever.

1331
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:50,440
Speaker 2: I could stick my hand on the stove right now

1332
01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:55,800
Speaker 2: and it wouldn't hurt me. Okay, I promise, promise, promises.

1333
01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:58,320
Speaker 2: I was listening to poker Face by Lady Gaga yesterday

1334
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:00,880
Speaker 2: when I walked into the house, and I think it

1335
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:02,720
Speaker 2: might be one of the greatest songs ever made, and

1336
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:06,560
Speaker 2: I fully believe that. I thought Judas also Judas Maydy

1337
01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:09,200
Speaker 2: Gaga has like fifteen entries in the top one hundred

1338
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:10,680
Speaker 2: for me, so it was.

1339
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:14,280
Speaker 1: I think, what what about top five?

1340
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:15,640
Speaker 3: Would she make the top five.

1341
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:20,560
Speaker 2: For nostalgia reasons? Yes, but I don't think so.

1342
01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:23,400
Speaker 1: One of my top five is always going to be

1343
01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:25,040
Speaker 1: somebody Else's Guy by Josson Brown.

1344
01:01:25,160 --> 01:01:26,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, that song.

1345
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:29,280
Speaker 3: I still remember when we saw who was It?

1346
01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:33,160
Speaker 1: Performing it at like a drag show and that's how

1347
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:33,840
Speaker 1: I found it, and.

1348
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:37,080
Speaker 2: I, oh, what show was that it was? It was

1349
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:41,160
Speaker 2: with James Charles. Yeah, oh my god, that's the story

1350
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:42,080
Speaker 2: we'll never tell.

1351
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:45,720
Speaker 1: It wasn't even that crazy. It was actually sweet. He

1352
01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:50,400
Speaker 1: gave us tickets to go see the All not All Stars.

1353
01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:52,080
Speaker 1: Was it an All Star season? No, it was.

1354
01:01:52,160 --> 01:01:53,920
Speaker 3: I don't think it's season seven or something.

1355
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:57,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it was like season twelve or something like that.

1356
01:01:57,120 --> 01:02:01,080
Speaker 3: Oh wow, but yeah, it was just maybe season ten.

1357
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:03,080
Speaker 1: So when they go around and perform after they go

1358
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:05,040
Speaker 1: on tour, and it was fucking lit, and then we

1359
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:06,880
Speaker 1: have a photo with all the drag queens and that

1360
01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:10,080
Speaker 1: was before I really watched RuPaul's drag Race.

1361
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:11,960
Speaker 2: And I was like, where is that photo because it's

1362
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:17,720
Speaker 2: crazy that hasn't reached. Yeah, I look like I look straight,

1363
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:21,080
Speaker 2: but I don't. But everybody thought it was funny because I,

1364
01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:24,880
Speaker 2: like look really uncomfortable, but looky. I was shaking it

1365
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:27,360
Speaker 2: in my fucking boots because it was the who is

1366
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:29,200
Speaker 2: the girl that had the peach on her head? I

1367
01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:30,200
Speaker 2: always forget her name that.

1368
01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:31,160
Speaker 3: Was performing it.

1369
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:32,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't think of her.

1370
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:37,400
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, from Immediate's The Pranos and.

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01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:44,320
Speaker 1: Last of Us, even though the best episode was episode three,

1372
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:46,720
Speaker 1: and I just don't think they're going to like surpass.

1373
01:02:46,320 --> 01:02:48,560
Speaker 2: That, but oh my god, we didn't talk about that.

1374
01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:53,520
Speaker 2: That episode was single handedly, I'd say goes down as

1375
01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:59,560
Speaker 2: top five episode of TV of all time. Like obviously

1376
01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:01,400
Speaker 2: I'm by, but like that shit was.

1377
01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:05,440
Speaker 1: I don't think bias or not like it is like

1378
01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:09,320
Speaker 1: undeniably one of the best. It felt like a movie,

1379
01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:12,160
Speaker 1: Like I've never seen an episode of a show of

1380
01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:15,320
Speaker 1: a show and been so it felt like I watched

1381
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:17,160
Speaker 1: like a two hour movie, and I wanted to watch

1382
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:18,280
Speaker 1: a two hour movie of that.

1383
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:21,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was so good. Also, we just don't get

1384
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:23,800
Speaker 2: like gay love stories like that, where it's like not

1385
01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:26,400
Speaker 2: even I don't know I could get into it, but

1386
01:03:26,440 --> 01:03:28,640
Speaker 2: I'm not going to. But yeah, it was just really

1387
01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:33,280
Speaker 2: beautiful and super I'm not gonna spoil because it was good.

1388
01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:34,000
Speaker 2: You should watch it.

1389
01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:34,960
Speaker 3: You should watch.

1390
01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:40,040
Speaker 1: Nick Offerman was on I forgot what late night show,

1391
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:42,920
Speaker 1: but he made a joke. He was like, he was like,

1392
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:45,160
Speaker 1: it was that episode was watched I think six.

1393
01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:46,720
Speaker 3: Million times on the first night.

1394
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:50,120
Speaker 1: Wow, And he was like, yeah, an HBO still put

1395
01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:52,000
Speaker 1: me on here for the last six people who haven't

1396
01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:54,640
Speaker 1: seen it. So if you're one of the last eighteen

1397
01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:56,680
Speaker 1: people on the planet who haven't seen it, you should

1398
01:03:56,720 --> 01:03:59,240
Speaker 1: go watch it. That's awesome because I feel like most

1399
01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:01,000
Speaker 1: of our audience would have seen that, but maybe not.

1400
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:02,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, you should watch that though.

1401
01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:04,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't have to watch the show because it's

1402
01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:08,080
Speaker 2: really extremely mid and that's probably a hot take, but

1403
01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:10,520
Speaker 2: that episode single handed, you.

1404
01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:13,240
Speaker 1: Could literally just watch that episode. That's how it's felt

1405
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:16,000
Speaker 1: so far though. The first episode so fucking good. Second

1406
01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:20,480
Speaker 1: episode okay, third episode, so fucking good. Fourth episode Okay.

1407
01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:22,560
Speaker 2: Have you watched the fourth episode? I didn't watch it yet.

1408
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:24,680
Speaker 1: You know what it is is, I was saying to

1409
01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:28,520
Speaker 1: drew it easily. I feel like could have been a movie.

1410
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:30,200
Speaker 1: I haven't played the game though, so there's a chance

1411
01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:31,760
Speaker 1: that's just not true because I think there's like two

1412
01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:34,200
Speaker 1: three parts to the fucking game. So maybe it could

1413
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:35,600
Speaker 1: have been a movie, but I feel like it could

1414
01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:38,160
Speaker 1: have been like one movie, two movie, three movie, Like

1415
01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:41,760
Speaker 1: it could have been movies, but series are always way

1416
01:04:41,760 --> 01:04:43,640
Speaker 1: more profitable and way more like, oh my god, I'm

1417
01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:44,480
Speaker 1: on the edge of my seat.

1418
01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:49,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, like conservatives and evangelical Christians were pissed

1419
01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:52,280
Speaker 2: that played the video games, were pissed about that, but

1420
01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:54,240
Speaker 2: then they got read to filth because in the show

1421
01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:57,120
Speaker 2: it's or in in the comics or in the game

1422
01:04:57,160 --> 01:05:00,000
Speaker 2: it said he had a partner, but they didn't specify.

1423
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:03,280
Speaker 2: I like, yeah, I think he was yeah gang, but

1424
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:05,240
Speaker 2: they didn't realize that until the show.

1425
01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:10,120
Speaker 1: And like, people, I'm sorry, were you're watching a movie

1426
01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:14,720
Speaker 1: about fucking zombies and that's what you're nitpicking, Like.

1427
01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:17,480
Speaker 2: Get a fucking life and a job, fucking freak bitch,

1428
01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:22,439
Speaker 2: Oh my god, my god, my song is oh my show.

1429
01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:26,320
Speaker 1: It's not your song though, or your show. It's the week,

1430
01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:27,560
Speaker 1: but it's not your song.

1431
01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:30,200
Speaker 2: Actually I did make Devil No what what was your

1432
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:34,840
Speaker 2: Demon Slayer? I started Demon Slayer last night two nights ago,

1433
01:05:36,560 --> 01:05:40,560
Speaker 2: and it is really fucking awesome. And I put it

1434
01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:43,280
Speaker 2: off for so long because everybody in the world and

1435
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:45,880
Speaker 2: their fan base is really fucking weird. But everyone was like,

1436
01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:48,600
Speaker 2: you have to watch Demon Slayer. It's really really cool.

1437
01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:50,640
Speaker 2: And I started watching it and I was like, damn,

1438
01:05:50,680 --> 01:05:53,560
Speaker 2: this is really cool. And I watched like seven episodes

1439
01:05:53,640 --> 01:05:57,080
Speaker 2: last night before waking up at five am.

1440
01:05:57,120 --> 01:06:03,760
Speaker 1: Me watching six episodes of Sopranos last night, Sopranos, The Sopranos, Sopranos.

1441
01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:10,360
Speaker 2: But I also my song is Bittersweet Symphony by the Verb.

1442
01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:12,600
Speaker 2: I fucking love that song.

1443
01:06:13,320 --> 01:06:13,440
Speaker 4: Uh.

1444
01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:20,680
Speaker 2: Porcelain by Moby and I'll give you one more Uh

1445
01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:27,240
Speaker 2: cannon Ball by the Breeders. Also unfinished Symphony mm hmm.

1446
01:06:28,520 --> 01:06:32,800
Speaker 1: Mine is I Think of You by Little Annie, We've

1447
01:06:32,840 --> 01:06:36,120
Speaker 1: only just begun Grant Green and at Last I Am

1448
01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:37,920
Speaker 1: Free Lash.

1449
01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:42,920
Speaker 3: This is the found the original, but this one's.

1450
01:06:45,120 --> 01:06:49,720
Speaker 1: MA get for Lucy in front of Me Cabin, which

1451
01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:52,480
Speaker 1: I've said by say etten. It was in an episode

1452
01:06:52,520 --> 01:06:54,080
Speaker 1: of the Sopranos. This song.

1453
01:06:54,840 --> 01:07:02,920
Speaker 2: Okay, I was back in Texas suck not too long ago, no,

1454
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:08,240
Speaker 2: like two years ago. Uh, and I had just found

1455
01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:12,120
Speaker 2: at last I am free, I can finally see in

1456
01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:16,000
Speaker 2: front of me. And I would sit in the car alone,

1457
01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:20,400
Speaker 2: parked like really far away from my house, like screaming

1458
01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:24,680
Speaker 2: and crying to that song. I love that song.

1459
01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:26,920
Speaker 1: Sounds like you have issues because I don't do that

1460
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:29,880
Speaker 1: kind of crap. Like when I get to my house,

1461
01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:30,880
Speaker 1: I just go inside.

1462
01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:32,120
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck.

1463
01:07:32,360 --> 01:07:33,920
Speaker 1: Sitting in the car is the best feeling ever.

1464
01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:35,880
Speaker 2: Oh now, now you sit in the car, she s

1465
01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:37,360
Speaker 2: wants to be me so fucking bad.

1466
01:07:37,760 --> 01:07:38,960
Speaker 1: You don't even have a car bibs.

1467
01:07:39,160 --> 01:07:42,080
Speaker 2: So I did, and I did sit in the car.

1468
01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:44,840
Speaker 2: I used to sit in the car after school and

1469
01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:48,040
Speaker 2: not purposely not turn on the AC when it was

1470
01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:51,080
Speaker 2: like one hundred and ten degrees outside and sweat all

1471
01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:53,200
Speaker 2: the toxins out and do my homework while I was sweating.

1472
01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:54,280
Speaker 3: That's actually awesome.

1473
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:56,480
Speaker 1: Me and Ryan love committing a mass sitting in the

1474
01:07:56,480 --> 01:07:59,360
Speaker 1: car just when we're out and we're like, what are

1475
01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:01,160
Speaker 1: we supposed to do next? We don't want to go

1476
01:08:01,240 --> 01:08:03,040
Speaker 1: home yet, so we just parked the card we sit.

1477
01:08:03,320 --> 01:08:04,760
Speaker 2: Are The Killers problematic?

1478
01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:05,720
Speaker 1: The Killers?

1479
01:08:05,960 --> 01:08:06,320
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1480
01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:08,280
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know if I know any songs.

1481
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:12,000
Speaker 1: By the Killers, there's like the Killers and then like

1482
01:08:12,280 --> 01:08:17,760
Speaker 1: the Doors. I don't know any songs Linny Kravits, Linny Kravits,

1483
01:08:17,800 --> 01:08:20,040
Speaker 1: but yeah, that's it.

1484
01:08:22,439 --> 01:08:31,160
Speaker 4: The Cane, the Cane, Control or Blonde.

1485
01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:37,760
Speaker 1: Control like Sizzo. Yeah, that's really hard, actually, right, that's

1486
01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:38,519
Speaker 1: genuinely so.

1487
01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:40,320
Speaker 2: Hard comment what you think.

1488
01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:46,120
Speaker 1: Realistically, realistically Control because I listened I listened to Control more.

1489
01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:49,080
Speaker 2: I just don't listen for you, or like, what is

1490
01:08:50,600 --> 01:08:52,080
Speaker 2: which is like a better album?

1491
01:08:52,280 --> 01:08:53,680
Speaker 3: Like I'm gonna say Blonde.

1492
01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:57,160
Speaker 1: I think Blonde musically, like I find More, it's just

1493
01:08:57,200 --> 01:09:00,720
Speaker 1: like more interesting. But Control is just like undeniably one

1494
01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:02,599
Speaker 1: of the best albums that's come out in my lifetime,

1495
01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:06,000
Speaker 1: Like undeniably especially in the past ten years.

1496
01:09:06,040 --> 01:09:07,719
Speaker 2: For me, it's Blonde for sure.

1497
01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:10,960
Speaker 1: Yeah. But if in terms of like which, if I

1498
01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:12,960
Speaker 1: could only listen to one for the rest of my life,

1499
01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:16,479
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pick Control because I listen to Control way more.

1500
01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:21,240
Speaker 1: Like it's like such a vibe, it's so classic. But

1501
01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:24,040
Speaker 1: Blonde also, like every time I listen to Blonde, I'm like,

1502
01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:26,400
Speaker 1: god damn it, this is such a good fucking album.

1503
01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:28,840
Speaker 2: It piss me off and it just.

1504
01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:31,880
Speaker 1: Reminds me of like it reminds any album that came

1505
01:09:31,920 --> 01:09:37,600
Speaker 1: out twenty fifteen to twenty seventeen, or like some of

1506
01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:40,519
Speaker 1: my favorite albums. Yeah, because it's just like best time

1507
01:09:40,520 --> 01:09:44,599
Speaker 1: in my life, so fun, so free finding new things.

1508
01:09:45,160 --> 01:09:48,479
Speaker 1: Also it Spotify needs to stop recommending me new artists

1509
01:09:48,520 --> 01:09:50,360
Speaker 1: because I don't want to know any more fucking artists.

1510
01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:52,320
Speaker 1: I'm so tired of that shit. Let me see your

1511
01:09:52,360 --> 01:09:55,519
Speaker 1: stupid fucking cover and I can tell graphically that it

1512
01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:59,559
Speaker 1: was made before the Ye're twenty eighteen, and I want

1513
01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:00,400
Speaker 1: to fucking he you in the head.

1514
01:10:00,439 --> 01:10:04,360
Speaker 2: Stop making music that sounds sounds old intentionally, Like I

1515
01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:06,720
Speaker 2: get it, you're getting your bag and it's probably what

1516
01:10:06,760 --> 01:10:08,920
Speaker 2: you want to create, but don't try to trick me. Yeah,

1517
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:11,200
Speaker 2: you're not second, I see the second I see twenty

1518
01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:15,320
Speaker 2: twenty two. I turned the song off, and I'm not joking, like, oh.

1519
01:10:15,080 --> 01:10:18,280
Speaker 1: Unless sometimes Spotify does that thing where it's because it

1520
01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:21,880
Speaker 1: was uploaded in that year, it'll say that year. But

1521
01:10:21,920 --> 01:10:24,080
Speaker 1: if you dig deep, it's like an old album. Like

1522
01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:27,160
Speaker 1: there's a few albums that I listened to that they're

1523
01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:29,880
Speaker 1: old albums, but it says they like were released in

1524
01:10:29,920 --> 01:10:32,360
Speaker 1: twenty twenty two. But also, if you dig deeper and

1525
01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:35,160
Speaker 1: you go down, it'll say like the copyright was made

1526
01:10:35,160 --> 01:10:37,960
Speaker 1: in like nineteen seventy nine or something, but it was

1527
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,920
Speaker 1: released on Spotify twenty twenty two. But yeah, Spotify, stop

1528
01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:42,880
Speaker 1: it because you're not gonna fucking trick me. Also, I

1529
01:10:43,200 --> 01:10:45,439
Speaker 1: do you ever get this Spotify? Sometimes we'll randomly throw

1530
01:10:45,479 --> 01:10:47,200
Speaker 1: in a song that's trending on TikTok and I'm like,

1531
01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:48,679
Speaker 1: are you I'm so kidding me?

1532
01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:49,880
Speaker 3: Why are you doing that?

1533
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:50,080
Speaker 1: Like?

1534
01:10:50,120 --> 01:10:51,920
Speaker 3: Who do you think owns this account?

1535
01:10:52,320 --> 01:10:56,280
Speaker 2: Oh? You know what was crazy is I saw a

1536
01:10:56,400 --> 01:11:04,559
Speaker 2: video of my sister's sinking to young and it freaked

1537
01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:06,559
Speaker 2: me the fuck out. And I was like, TikTok has

1538
01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:12,639
Speaker 2: gone too fucking far, Like it's gone too far singing

1539
01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:15,360
Speaker 2: Young Lean bitch is coming.

1540
01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:17,280
Speaker 1: But it.

1541
01:11:18,680 --> 01:11:20,960
Speaker 2: I was like, no, it's too far. That is mine.

1542
01:11:21,120 --> 01:11:23,479
Speaker 2: She can't have him. The internet cannot have Young Lean.

1543
01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:26,040
Speaker 2: Oh but Young Lien is so big. No, he's fucking not.

1544
01:11:26,200 --> 01:11:28,360
Speaker 2: You live in a microcosm. You live in a fucking bubble.

1545
01:11:28,439 --> 01:11:31,200
Speaker 2: It's an echo chamber, and all you hear about is

1546
01:11:31,240 --> 01:12:04,720
Speaker 2: Young Lean. He's not massive, he's not mainstream. Yeah, watchful