1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: Hey, what's up everybody? This is adult saying a Michelle 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:05,480 Speaker 1: and that's Jordan. Now you know everything, bitch, Let's get 3 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:06,200 Speaker 1: the show started. 4 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,640 Speaker 2: Can I ask you a question? What are your bops 5 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:25,160 Speaker 2: for the summer? 6 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:25,239 Speaker 3: Like? 7 00:00:25,239 --> 00:00:27,319 Speaker 2: What do you listen to to get you gone? 8 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:27,560 Speaker 3: Oh? 9 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:29,880 Speaker 1: That's a good question. I mean I have my tried 10 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:33,080 Speaker 1: and true. I love that my husband always has some 11 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:39,159 Speaker 1: sort of jazz, funk, samba, prince mostly funk mix that 12 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,120 Speaker 1: I like because sometimes I don't want to hear words. 13 00:00:41,159 --> 00:00:44,839 Speaker 1: It's like classical music jazz or some sort of samba 14 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:47,199 Speaker 1: situation with funk. We like to keep it funky up 15 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:49,720 Speaker 1: in the house. We have dance parties. But if I 16 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:52,880 Speaker 1: have to go to my my list, Terrence Trent Darby 17 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:55,320 Speaker 1: PM Dawn, which I just found out stands for Prime Minister. 18 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:56,600 Speaker 3: What what? 19 00:00:57,480 --> 00:01:00,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the way it goes. Oh I guess. 20 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought it was post Meridian. 21 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:06,119 Speaker 1: I know me too. Maybe Alexa lied, We don't know. 22 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,679 Speaker 1: I'm trying to whisper you know what I'm saying Alexe 23 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:11,520 Speaker 1: like Prime Minister. Don I know she was, but I'm 24 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:14,240 Speaker 1: saying Alexa like the way a white mom would say 25 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:17,840 Speaker 1: black person at the PTA meeting because you. 26 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:20,000 Speaker 2: Don't want to upset her. That blue light goes like, 27 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,000 Speaker 2: what do you want? 28 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:24,840 Speaker 1: I know she always want to order more stuff. I'm 29 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:28,639 Speaker 1: like relaxed. You know, she's like the friend that orders 30 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:32,000 Speaker 1: too many appetizers. It's like slow your role. No one 31 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:35,240 Speaker 1: was talking about it. So I love this question though. Lizzo, 32 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:39,000 Speaker 1: Lizzo's always a bob. Lizzo makes everybody feel good. I 33 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:44,560 Speaker 1: love that Kendrick Lamar's latest shit always Police, Mariah Carey 34 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:46,520 Speaker 1: the old stuff when she had curly hair and really 35 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:47,920 Speaker 1: embraced that because That's where I'm at. 36 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:50,280 Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you like that song Drifting? 37 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:50,720 Speaker 4: Yeah? 38 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:52,800 Speaker 2: That is such a summer song for me. 39 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:56,760 Speaker 1: I mean, Nina Simone always unrepeat, always in forever, like 40 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:58,120 Speaker 1: Nina's Truth. 41 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,520 Speaker 2: Can I just say what I listened to love to? 42 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:04,520 Speaker 2: I listened to Summer Madness by Cool in the Gang, 43 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:07,600 Speaker 2: which then became Summertime by Will Smith. Yeah, oh man. 44 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,600 Speaker 2: And then I listened. 45 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:12,959 Speaker 1: Keep keep his Family's Name about your mouth. Go on, 46 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:17,080 Speaker 1: I'm listening. You don't do it, don't do it. 47 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:20,280 Speaker 2: I listened to Summer by Sly and the Family Stone. 48 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:20,600 Speaker 2: I love that. 49 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:23,120 Speaker 1: So you love straight up summer songs, you have a 50 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:25,519 Speaker 1: summer cocktail. You listen to like these summer songs, do 51 00:02:25,639 --> 00:02:26,040 Speaker 1: you drink? 52 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:26,959 Speaker 2: Yeah, good question. 53 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,320 Speaker 1: I know you're a Cuba leebreak kind of guy. 54 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:33,519 Speaker 2: True, I definitely go for a darkens. Yes, for a 55 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:36,239 Speaker 2: darkness with a nice lime and that thing. And then 56 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:39,560 Speaker 2: because it's my alter ego. You know it, I know it. 57 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:42,160 Speaker 1: You know everybody from Texas got an alter ego. And 58 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:46,480 Speaker 1: do what you gotta do to survive is what I say. Yeah, 59 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:51,120 Speaker 1: I really love an aperol sprits. That's the only way 60 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:55,200 Speaker 1: I could really focus with apparol. I do love a 61 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:58,839 Speaker 1: mescal sour. When husband gets that protein of froth, I'm 62 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:01,560 Speaker 1: just like, give me, hugged me Scyll's great. 63 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:04,000 Speaker 2: It's like the raw version of tequila. Right. 64 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:06,880 Speaker 1: Yes, I was about to talk about tequila poops, but 65 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:12,520 Speaker 1: I'll keep it classy. I'm also a rose kind of girl. 66 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:15,280 Speaker 1: Like if you know me, you know I love rose. 67 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:18,520 Speaker 1: I've had Rose champagne with you. Yes, yeah, yes, I 68 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:20,799 Speaker 1: felt like Mary Antoinette. Yeah you know what i mean. 69 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:23,280 Speaker 1: I'm like, let them eat cake and keep your heads on. 70 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:26,720 Speaker 1: It's a motto. 71 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:29,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, no one your cocktail knowing when you like earning 72 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:32,720 Speaker 2: that and sometimes not. That's adulting, you know what. 73 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:35,720 Speaker 1: I can't stand having friends, and these are friends I 74 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:39,120 Speaker 1: would have, like in my twenties and thirties that just 75 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:41,440 Speaker 1: don't know how to chill and like have a drink, 76 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:45,680 Speaker 1: a drink or two. You know. It's like the comedian 77 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:47,600 Speaker 1: dudes I used to hang out with, They're like, let's 78 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:50,400 Speaker 1: do shots. I'm like, it's not two thousand and eight. 79 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:52,400 Speaker 1: It's not the Jersey Shore. We're not filming for MTV, 80 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:55,560 Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, why are we doing shots? 81 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:56,880 Speaker 1: Why can't I sip this? 82 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:57,240 Speaker 3: You know? 83 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,680 Speaker 1: And then also just like I had a friend in 84 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:02,080 Speaker 1: England and she would just not know how to act. 85 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:05,880 Speaker 1: She would always drink out of like rage, sure, and 86 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:08,960 Speaker 1: I would I drink out of just like me happiness. 87 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:09,360 Speaker 3: You know. 88 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:11,360 Speaker 1: I love the taste of wine. I love to talk 89 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:15,440 Speaker 1: about it. I love to taste someone's you know, definition 90 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:17,680 Speaker 1: of a cocktail and see what I can get on 91 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:20,360 Speaker 1: the back end. Like I actually like I'm a I'm 92 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:23,560 Speaker 1: a fun drunk and I do like the flavor. But 93 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:26,280 Speaker 1: I would have this friend who which is down three 94 00:04:26,279 --> 00:04:29,839 Speaker 1: cosmos wow, back to back like an angry bitch on 95 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:32,800 Speaker 1: sex in the city. I'm just like, who's angry? That's 96 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:36,279 Speaker 1: like munching a corner of the cop just all like, 97 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:39,200 Speaker 1: you look crazy. You're supposed to enjoy that, you know, 98 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:42,280 Speaker 1: like like boom, get the whiskey, boom, boom, you know 99 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:44,880 Speaker 1: what I mean. But a cosmo like it's in the 100 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,480 Speaker 1: martini glasses and its spilling everywhere. I'm like, you look 101 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:49,679 Speaker 1: messy as fuck. I couldn't do it anymore. 102 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:51,640 Speaker 2: A Martini glass is a messy glass. 103 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:53,840 Speaker 1: It's like it is from a messy person. 104 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:57,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, the hands are saying a martini. 105 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,560 Speaker 1: Glass feels like a relay race. It's just like, why 106 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,600 Speaker 1: don't you just give me a fucking egg on a spoon? 107 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:05,240 Speaker 1: This is I look stupid. I'm apologizing to everyone. I 108 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:07,960 Speaker 1: waited thirty two minutes for eighteen dollars martini that I 109 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:12,640 Speaker 1: can't even fucking drink. Cocktails are so expensive gas prices 110 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:16,320 Speaker 1: and cocktails. I'm sorry, is ice more expensive? 111 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:16,880 Speaker 3: What? 112 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:23,719 Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks Biden, just cocktail price was going up. 113 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:28,760 Speaker 1: Come on now, oh my goodness. But you know, you 114 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:31,840 Speaker 1: know when you gotta go cocktail is when your bartender 115 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:35,680 Speaker 1: got mustache oil and a tire or bow tie. You 116 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:41,760 Speaker 1: know you're gonna get some delicious Mama. Oh, we gotta 117 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:43,920 Speaker 1: get to the show. I could talk about cocktails all day, 118 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:46,480 Speaker 1: and I probably will after I drink them. But I'm 119 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:49,680 Speaker 1: so excited that we have our next guests on the show. 120 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:51,400 Speaker 1: I mean, he did Adulting when it was an itty 121 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,560 Speaker 1: bitty baby show, a live show in Brooklyn, back in 122 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:56,120 Speaker 1: the dizzy, and so much has happened, not only to 123 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:59,240 Speaker 1: us in our lives, but also the world. So you guys, 124 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:03,360 Speaker 1: Jordan is the motherfucking truth. I might call him white Jordan. 125 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:05,840 Speaker 1: I might call my Jordan black Jordan, but that's okay. 126 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:08,320 Speaker 1: We're gonna have fun no matter what that happens. 127 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:10,520 Speaker 2: We're in the same room. You could call him tall 128 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:14,000 Speaker 2: Jordan and meish medium Jordan. But no, let's just do 129 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:14,920 Speaker 2: white and black. 130 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:20,920 Speaker 1: Where's the lowercase B Jordan's Wow? What that's too much? 131 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:21,720 Speaker 3: All right? 132 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:26,600 Speaker 1: All right, everyone please enjoy Jordan Clipper the other Jordan's. 133 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:34,320 Speaker 2: Yay, Yes, yes, yes, yes. What's what's up, Brooklyn? How 134 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:35,240 Speaker 2: are we doing? Brooklyn? 135 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:37,440 Speaker 3: Brooklyn? 136 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:38,680 Speaker 2: Stand the fuck up. 137 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:45,840 Speaker 1: I had a very good weekend, Thank you for asking I. 138 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:49,360 Speaker 1: I went to a birthday party and my friend rented 139 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:52,360 Speaker 1: a roller skating rink and I'm gonna tell you this, 140 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:54,560 Speaker 1: you could take my black cart because I don't know 141 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:58,080 Speaker 1: how to roll eskate, and I feel and I feel 142 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:00,240 Speaker 1: bad about it. It's almost like I don't know I 143 00:07:00,279 --> 00:07:02,239 Speaker 1: know how to do the electric slide, but if I didn't, 144 00:07:02,279 --> 00:07:03,960 Speaker 1: that would like be the equivalent. Do you know what 145 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:04,320 Speaker 1: I mean? 146 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:05,960 Speaker 2: Yeah? But how did you grow up in Jersey and 147 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:06,920 Speaker 2: not know how to roller skate? 148 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:09,240 Speaker 1: I feel like because I have Caribbean parents that don't 149 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:12,480 Speaker 1: do shit except run from the government right to the 150 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:15,920 Speaker 1: fucking church, you know what I mean. I have a 151 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:17,600 Speaker 1: mom who's just like, if you don't know how to 152 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:19,480 Speaker 1: climb down the tree, do not climb up? 153 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:24,360 Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean? 154 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:27,000 Speaker 1: I have a dad who's making oxtail and drunk on 155 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:30,040 Speaker 1: a couch. No one's teaching me how to roller skate. 156 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:31,800 Speaker 1: Not with these tits. I can't see my feet. 157 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:33,800 Speaker 2: How was it was it fun? 158 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:35,280 Speaker 1: Growing up? 159 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:35,760 Speaker 2: No? 160 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:41,160 Speaker 1: I will say, I've never felt so alive. I hung 161 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:47,440 Speaker 1: on to that wall like a Cuban refugee. Shout out 162 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:51,000 Speaker 1: to the Cuban refugees. Yes, Ellie and Gonzalez. Where the 163 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:55,440 Speaker 1: fuck is he now? Where the fuck is Elli? It 164 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:57,080 Speaker 1: was all about Ellen is. I want to know what 165 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:57,720 Speaker 1: he's doing. 166 00:07:58,960 --> 00:07:59,440 Speaker 2: You're good. 167 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:02,320 Speaker 1: Thank you for the Oh, says the girl with the 168 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:06,880 Speaker 1: clean booty. Thank you so much. Always an airhorn for 169 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:07,559 Speaker 1: clean booty. 170 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:08,240 Speaker 3: Were you a friend? 171 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:08,520 Speaker 5: I mean? 172 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:08,880 Speaker 3: Was it? 173 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:10,600 Speaker 2: Was it like a really hard surface that you were 174 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:11,560 Speaker 2: really skating on? Was it? 175 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:14,440 Speaker 1: I'm in my mid forties. I don't want to break anything. 176 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:15,880 Speaker 2: I got you, you know what I mean. 177 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:17,840 Speaker 1: I've got stuff to do. I don't have time. You 178 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:20,360 Speaker 1: ever see those people with a boot, like the big boot, 179 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:23,080 Speaker 1: trying to trying to make the light. 180 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:26,560 Speaker 3: It's like, what about this ship? 181 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:28,760 Speaker 2: Michelle? What about this ship? You know that? People are 182 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:29,720 Speaker 2: like they're on that thing? 183 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:32,719 Speaker 1: Why are you cleaning out? You don't have to be 184 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:36,880 Speaker 1: anywhere that important? So what to replace you? 185 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:40,560 Speaker 2: They in the subway, You're like, how are you in 186 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:41,199 Speaker 2: the subway? 187 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:44,840 Speaker 1: Why are you on the subway? Get a picture of 188 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:46,200 Speaker 1: a window, Say the fuck home? 189 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:46,520 Speaker 3: I know. 190 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:49,080 Speaker 2: They're like, I'm getting off my hunts kim a horn, 191 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:52,360 Speaker 2: hold on, no elevator. 192 00:08:52,559 --> 00:08:54,480 Speaker 3: Swim it's a wild moll. 193 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:56,760 Speaker 1: The fucker with the boot trying to make the light 194 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:57,920 Speaker 1: with four seconds. 195 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:01,680 Speaker 2: I did see he had a show with two boots 196 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:10,800 Speaker 2: and I boot like the pizza play boot, why you 197 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:11,840 Speaker 2: got two boots? On? 198 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,000 Speaker 1: What happened? I would just have to stop and ask 199 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:14,959 Speaker 1: that bitch, what'd you do? 200 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:17,800 Speaker 3: What you do? It was very boogy. 201 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:20,560 Speaker 2: She was like it was a terrible skiing accidents, like 202 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:21,959 Speaker 2: all right, cool, oh Michael. 203 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:25,440 Speaker 1: She was the gourney weaver and working girl. Yes, thank 204 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:27,360 Speaker 1: you everybody over forty one? 205 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:29,320 Speaker 3: Is that the one? 206 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:29,480 Speaker 2: Woo? 207 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,959 Speaker 1: I love Carly Simon. She's got a strong jaw, got it. 208 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:40,440 Speaker 1: Working Girl isn't uh isn't in her original face. We 209 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:43,000 Speaker 1: should definitely have an all black girl reboot of Working 210 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:48,160 Speaker 1: Girl with like Taraji p Henson calme on what can't 211 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:51,959 Speaker 1: she do? And I think that Jane Cusack character thank 212 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,840 Speaker 1: you for asking should be Daniel Brooks. 213 00:09:54,960 --> 00:10:01,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, I don't remember the movie that well. I 214 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:02,120 Speaker 2: do remember that too. 215 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:05,760 Speaker 1: Nobody does, Yeah, nobody does, except for the two queens 216 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:13,040 Speaker 1: in the back. Exactly does, except for the nobody. 217 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:13,480 Speaker 3: Nobody. 218 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:16,880 Speaker 1: You guys were okay and two queens over here. Nobody 219 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:20,400 Speaker 1: was even born. They weren't even fucking born. But like, listen, 220 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:23,920 Speaker 1: I love classics, especially when it's just like skinny white 221 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:26,120 Speaker 1: women trying to get ov on to may like that's 222 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:29,360 Speaker 1: all we fucking had in the eighties. And she did it. 223 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:33,760 Speaker 1: You know, she fucked what's his face, Harrison Ford? Harrison Ford. 224 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,920 Speaker 1: She fucked Indiana Jones because she had she had a 225 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:38,920 Speaker 1: head for business in a bod for sin. That's what 226 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:42,559 Speaker 1: she said. And I was like, do what you gotta do, bitch, 227 00:10:42,679 --> 00:10:46,000 Speaker 1: I do like a quote. And anyways, the point is 228 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:49,960 Speaker 1: I went roller skating. It was fantastic. I'll always bring 229 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,440 Speaker 1: it back. I'm always gonna bring it back. But you 230 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:54,760 Speaker 1: know what it is too. You have to like not 231 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:59,520 Speaker 1: worry about making yourself look foolish. 232 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:05,319 Speaker 2: Sure you're already there. Like I I know if I 233 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,480 Speaker 2: were going if I roll roller skating, I'd be like, 234 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:10,040 Speaker 2: elbow pads, knee pads, like helmet? 235 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:12,080 Speaker 1: Do you know how to roller skate? 236 00:11:12,559 --> 00:11:12,640 Speaker 3: No? 237 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:16,480 Speaker 5: You do? 238 00:11:16,559 --> 00:11:17,160 Speaker 1: You do it? Well? 239 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:18,240 Speaker 3: I can. 240 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:22,480 Speaker 2: I can go forward, yeah, And I can't really stop 241 00:11:22,559 --> 00:11:24,880 Speaker 2: that well and I can't do like the extra flourishes, 242 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:27,160 Speaker 2: but I can go by the twentieth flap, I'm good. 243 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:29,400 Speaker 2: Like by the twentieth lap, I'm like, I'm solid. You 244 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:29,880 Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. 245 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:32,920 Speaker 1: Oh my god, every every nerve of my body was shot, 246 00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:35,080 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But it was fun. And 247 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:38,480 Speaker 1: then we took our skates off and danced. I danced 248 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:41,320 Speaker 1: with like fifteen friends. We danced like it was our 249 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:44,880 Speaker 1: first dance class, like you know, like at alvin Ally 250 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:53,400 Speaker 1: it was. It was nothing but fucking tan jumpsuits and wedgies. 251 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,240 Speaker 1: It was Did you. 252 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,880 Speaker 2: Have euphoria from like on your feet like euphoria? 253 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:08,000 Speaker 1: Yes, someone goes love that. It was fun. I haven't 254 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:11,080 Speaker 1: danced in a fucking while with friends. I'm usually dancing 255 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:13,160 Speaker 1: with my three year old twins and we know where 256 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,400 Speaker 1: we're like our fucking heads and our shoulders and our 257 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:17,800 Speaker 1: knees are a fucking toes are if I hear the 258 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:23,720 Speaker 1: song one more fucking time, should we head, shoulders, knees 259 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:29,640 Speaker 1: and toes? We don't fuck with three toes? Come on, Tadrick, 260 00:12:31,679 --> 00:12:33,240 Speaker 1: I love it. Have you been to a party in 261 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:36,080 Speaker 1: the pandemic? Have you been to a party in the 262 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:36,959 Speaker 1: last two years? 263 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:39,800 Speaker 2: Friend at your house party? 264 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:43,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have the party. I don't go to 265 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,480 Speaker 1: the party. This is nice to go to a party. 266 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:48,360 Speaker 2: We you rock the party that rocks the body and 267 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:52,199 Speaker 2: you had DJ and are you. 268 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:56,240 Speaker 1: A zoom butt teacher? Do I need to get my 269 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:57,440 Speaker 1: knee on shorts out? 270 00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:59,320 Speaker 2: This is I love that. 271 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:01,160 Speaker 1: In the rate fine is going on. 272 00:13:01,559 --> 00:13:03,800 Speaker 2: That party was so fun. We brought kids and then 273 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,959 Speaker 2: the kids the parents were having such a good time. 274 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:08,319 Speaker 2: There was so much just like I don't know, elicit 275 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:12,120 Speaker 2: this and that happening. Not coke, but just like having 276 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:14,680 Speaker 2: a good time that at one point for him, the 277 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,319 Speaker 2: kids were like, we need to go, and. 278 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,240 Speaker 1: We're like, fuck y'all. 279 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:22,640 Speaker 2: We liked just like upside down you turn. 280 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:27,480 Speaker 1: I looked over Jordan and his cute little white wife 281 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:31,640 Speaker 1: is driving me out of mana. 282 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:37,080 Speaker 3: That's why it's pop for me. You'd by Dan, get 283 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,840 Speaker 3: out of my head. 284 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:43,960 Speaker 2: Miss her kids, her, love her movie, that girl. 285 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:48,920 Speaker 1: This boys, dad, Oh my god, God. 286 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:52,800 Speaker 2: Never never trust a big button A smile. 287 00:13:54,280 --> 00:14:02,480 Speaker 1: I'm sorry you learning anything, you're just giving. Like new 288 00:14:02,559 --> 00:14:06,440 Speaker 1: weather Man on the Today Show, it is he just 289 00:14:06,559 --> 00:14:09,720 Speaker 1: signed his contract? Is he just graduated from New York. 290 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:11,559 Speaker 2: I love it. 291 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:12,720 Speaker 3: Today's show. 292 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:16,640 Speaker 2: Black guys are my favorite black They look like get out. 293 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:21,120 Speaker 3: They got the one tea, they got the one tier. 294 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:25,760 Speaker 2: They're like, no, no, everything's straight, everything's great. 295 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:33,560 Speaker 3: Today's Showrry. 296 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:48,479 Speaker 1: That's why Hote is just like. 297 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:44,400 Speaker 5: You like it? 298 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:45,120 Speaker 3: I love it? 299 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:49,960 Speaker 1: Okay, that's I think We need some more drinks on 300 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:53,960 Speaker 1: stage for you and the DJ. We have more show 301 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,080 Speaker 1: you already. 302 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:57,200 Speaker 3: Already I can't hear. 303 00:14:57,520 --> 00:15:01,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, where are your noisemakers? 304 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,960 Speaker 3: Where's yours noisemakers? 305 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, the noisemakers. 306 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,720 Speaker 3: Get those kazoos the fuck out. 307 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,120 Speaker 2: Get those kazoos fucking out, bitch. 308 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:14,120 Speaker 3: Our next guy, this is so sad. 309 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:17,000 Speaker 1: Put him away, Put him away. This is, oh my god, 310 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:17,960 Speaker 1: so sad. 311 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:22,320 Speaker 3: It sounds like the breaks on the train. Is it coming? 312 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:23,520 Speaker 3: Is it coming? 313 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:23,800 Speaker 4: Oh? 314 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:25,240 Speaker 3: Ship is the trash trains? 315 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:30,080 Speaker 4: Ship shut the trash train. 316 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,760 Speaker 3: So you ever being out there and. 317 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,720 Speaker 2: Be like I could take the trash train home. 318 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:38,720 Speaker 3: It makes every stop. 319 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:44,720 Speaker 2: Now I can do it. That rats waving you all like, 320 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,200 Speaker 2: come on, take the trash trail. 321 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:49,000 Speaker 1: I love when he gets on Green Mound. 322 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:52,280 Speaker 3: Bitch John Coffee. 323 00:15:52,320 --> 00:16:15,560 Speaker 1: That's me all right. Our next guest, happy, amazing, amazing. 324 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:18,320 Speaker 2: So funny, hilarious. You might know him from the Daily Show, 325 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,640 Speaker 2: What Fingering the Pulse. 326 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:23,480 Speaker 3: He's so amazing, so Willow. 327 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,320 Speaker 1: So much, very tall, very tall. 328 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:28,760 Speaker 2: Adam's apple another Jordan's Please give it up for Jordan. 329 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:37,320 Speaker 3: Yes yes, yes, yes, yes yes Mori yah. 330 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:41,400 Speaker 4: Yes yes yes yes yes yes Mori Yet then. 331 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:47,880 Speaker 2: Yes, amazing, dude, how are you sorry? My hands are wet, 332 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:50,480 Speaker 2: but it's just it's just yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 333 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:55,240 Speaker 4: Hey, Brooklyn, how you doing Brooklyn? Yes? 334 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,000 Speaker 3: Does anybody want me? 335 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:58,040 Speaker 2: Are we allowed to? 336 00:16:58,240 --> 00:16:59,800 Speaker 3: Is that union? Can we do that? 337 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:05,960 Speaker 2: Isn't that a union job? She went over that man's head. 338 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:10,720 Speaker 6: Just we'll be right with you, Jordan, Omicron's not over people. 339 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:14,800 Speaker 2: I think that's b A one two and monkey box. 340 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:18,240 Speaker 3: We just got all right, fantastic. 341 00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:20,880 Speaker 2: Doctor Frauci is spinning in his office right now. 342 00:17:22,119 --> 00:17:24,720 Speaker 3: You cannot believe this. This is spectacle. 343 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:28,760 Speaker 6: There are people wearing masks who are holding up cups 344 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,520 Speaker 6: asking for free drink for the status. 345 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:32,680 Speaker 4: We still never figured it out. 346 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:35,880 Speaker 6: The information is an It didn't What are you supposed 347 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,240 Speaker 6: to do in a situation like this? 348 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:44,880 Speaker 1: I think get them Jordan, I'm out of brass. There's 349 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,280 Speaker 1: a lot going on, so much going on. I'm really 350 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:49,320 Speaker 1: out of shape. All I did was walk a stage 351 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:54,280 Speaker 1: five step bent over slightly. You guys, I'm in a 352 00:17:54,440 --> 00:18:02,200 Speaker 1: Jordan sandwich. I thought they'd be more excited. I'm sorry. 353 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:03,479 Speaker 1: What's going on? 354 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:04,240 Speaker 2: You know? 355 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:04,880 Speaker 3: Not much? 356 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,720 Speaker 6: It's good to be out, and people keep referencing that, 357 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,159 Speaker 6: but I'm definitely going to own that. I haven't been 358 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,840 Speaker 6: out in seventeen years, I think is what it is. 359 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:16,400 Speaker 6: It's mostly yes, I only go out to do work 360 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:19,639 Speaker 6: and talk to supporters who are crazy and act like children, 361 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:21,520 Speaker 6: or stay home and talk to a child who acts 362 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:22,520 Speaker 6: like a child as well. 363 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:24,679 Speaker 4: So this is how do you do that? How do 364 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:25,040 Speaker 4: I do what? 365 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:29,480 Speaker 1: How do you talk to Trump supporters than you Georgia? Yeah, 366 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:31,320 Speaker 1: it's amazing. 367 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:33,720 Speaker 3: Oh Jesus Christ. 368 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:34,480 Speaker 4: That framing. 369 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:37,040 Speaker 6: First of all, that framing is some stolen valor shit 370 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:39,800 Speaker 6: right somewhere in the middle of the country. They're like 371 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:43,760 Speaker 6: those assholes think they're they're fighting for this country like Marines, 372 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:46,879 Speaker 6: and then cut to Brooklyn where they're like, thank you, so. 373 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:50,359 Speaker 3: Don't care what. 374 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,880 Speaker 1: Look, I think black hair dressers are essential workers. Thank 375 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:57,119 Speaker 1: you for your service. They are turning shit out make 376 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:58,680 Speaker 1: us something out of nothing. Anyways. 377 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:03,080 Speaker 2: Actually, but you actually tell Mike Lindell like maybe you're wrong, 378 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:04,320 Speaker 2: and he's like no, no, no, no, no, no. 379 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:07,959 Speaker 6: You know that he's not used to hearing that. Actually, 380 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:09,840 Speaker 6: somebody like that isn't used to hearing any. 381 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,080 Speaker 4: Kind of pushback. In general. 382 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:14,040 Speaker 6: Absolutely, I think that's sort of culturally we're in a 383 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:17,159 Speaker 6: place where people don't get asked follow up questions. Just 384 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:20,080 Speaker 6: in life. Usually you can send something into the social 385 00:19:20,119 --> 00:19:23,280 Speaker 6: media space and there is no response, or you're a 386 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:26,119 Speaker 6: president who can choose somebody else for the secondary question, 387 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,080 Speaker 6: and so you do go out into the world. 388 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:28,639 Speaker 3: Thank you. 389 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,080 Speaker 4: That guy wants to follow up, but I'm not going 390 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:32,840 Speaker 4: to give it to him. 391 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:36,320 Speaker 6: But I think that's the thing that tends to stump 392 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:39,000 Speaker 6: a lot of folks is that they haven't thought through 393 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:40,320 Speaker 6: the first response. 394 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:44,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, and what I mean, what in you makes you 395 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:46,400 Speaker 2: stick around for that follow up because you're so good 396 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,760 Speaker 2: at that. That's like your skill, that's your skialth insurance. 397 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:53,840 Speaker 6: You know, I haven't been able to fight meaningful work 398 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:54,560 Speaker 6: anywhere else. 399 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,240 Speaker 4: You do what you can do. 400 00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:00,680 Speaker 6: And at that point, no, I cand but in reality 401 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:01,760 Speaker 6: it is health insurance. 402 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,560 Speaker 4: There really is so few opportunities. 403 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:06,520 Speaker 6: I'm in my forties. I'm not going to be in 404 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:10,840 Speaker 6: a sitcom. Yeah you are. Yeah, yeah, I need to 405 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:13,320 Speaker 6: ask that follow up question because I have a child. 406 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,920 Speaker 1: Now, Yeah, congratulations, thank you very much. 407 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,440 Speaker 2: Yes, if you had a sitcom, oh yeah, you're a dad. 408 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:19,800 Speaker 4: So let's. 409 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:26,320 Speaker 6: Because these people love sitcoms, right, But you're a dad. 410 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:30,159 Speaker 2: Let's talk about that, like for real, man, what has 411 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:33,080 Speaker 2: it been like? Like, have a real man? Come on, bro, 412 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,960 Speaker 2: what's it like having a child in the pandemic? 413 00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:37,960 Speaker 4: Dimmy, it's very weird. Uh. 414 00:20:38,359 --> 00:20:41,879 Speaker 6: We had a child. The when he was born was 415 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:43,359 Speaker 6: in the smack dab in the middle of the pandemic. 416 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,919 Speaker 6: And you couldn't go in and spend time in the 417 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:48,800 Speaker 6: hospital with your wife, which is sucking, scary and awful. 418 00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:54,640 Speaker 4: Yes, it's called yes, yeah, yes. 419 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,440 Speaker 6: Well yes, I was going to make a joke about 420 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:57,840 Speaker 6: the Supreme Court. Now we're living in it. But that's 421 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,760 Speaker 6: not a joke anymore. It's too it's too real. 422 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:01,360 Speaker 3: It's too real. 423 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,240 Speaker 6: Should I go back into my light anecdote about having 424 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:09,160 Speaker 6: a child? Jesus Christ. Guys, we're living it. We're living it. 425 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:13,200 Speaker 6: Thank you for your service. Everybody. It's chaos. No, it's 426 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:17,840 Speaker 6: absolute chaos. That's in the middle of the pandemic, Like 427 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,359 Speaker 6: for everybody, you're living with so much uncertainty. And we 428 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,800 Speaker 6: went in my wife was giving birth and it was midnight. 429 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,200 Speaker 6: And what was so wild is I couldn't go in. 430 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:27,639 Speaker 6: She had to go through pre op. And there's a 431 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,760 Speaker 6: lot of a lot to go on beforehand, and so 432 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,359 Speaker 6: they were like, normally you would wait in the waiting room, 433 00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:35,000 Speaker 6: but we can't let people wait in the waiting room, 434 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:35,760 Speaker 6: so you have to wait. 435 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:36,639 Speaker 4: Across the street. 436 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:41,159 Speaker 6: And I literally it was midnight's mom sight. This is 437 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:44,080 Speaker 6: Evanata mamasd Epanadas amazingly. 438 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:47,720 Speaker 4: Oh the obgyns and Panada mamas are incredible. No, there's 439 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:49,240 Speaker 4: up about Sidney and literally. 440 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,800 Speaker 6: You go across the street to Central Park and it's raining. 441 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:56,280 Speaker 6: It's midnight, and no joke, there are like four other 442 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,960 Speaker 6: men with suitcases twenty feet apart sitting in the law 443 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:03,800 Speaker 6: Central Park in the rain, just looking up waiting to 444 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:05,720 Speaker 6: see how their their partner's doing. 445 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,600 Speaker 4: I know, I knows, I know. 446 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:14,840 Speaker 1: But this is why I really appreciate being here tonight 447 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:17,920 Speaker 1: and putting on a primary color and a red lip, 448 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:22,359 Speaker 1: because you've done the work everyone in this room have. 449 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,679 Speaker 1: We have done the fucking work to be here. We 450 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,800 Speaker 1: have taken the hit, we have been isolated, we have 451 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,840 Speaker 1: been away from our family and like the most important 452 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,560 Speaker 1: moments of our life just so we can get back 453 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,960 Speaker 1: to life. And there's still motherfuckers out there. There's there's 454 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:40,400 Speaker 1: still out there. So fucking selfish decision makers don't give 455 00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:43,280 Speaker 1: a fuck about what we have to go through. So 456 00:22:43,359 --> 00:22:46,359 Speaker 1: I really feel like these stories are important because it 457 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:47,439 Speaker 1: gets lost in the sauce. 458 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,240 Speaker 4: I think, I mean, you are and give New York props. 459 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:52,440 Speaker 6: I have felt never more New York pride than living 460 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:53,840 Speaker 6: here all throughout the pandemic. 461 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,320 Speaker 4: Yeah, and I think it's. 462 00:22:56,080 --> 00:23:01,560 Speaker 6: True, yes, the womb, but it is true. I mean, 463 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:04,200 Speaker 6: it's what a confusing, awful time. I wish we lived 464 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,720 Speaker 6: in a world that was nuanced and complex enough to 465 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,359 Speaker 6: talk about how this was difficult talk about there's a 466 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,720 Speaker 6: lot of emotional scarring and there's confusion out there that 467 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:15,119 Speaker 6: we need to wrap our heads around and heal. Sadly, 468 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,720 Speaker 6: it becomes politicized so quickly, but I do think I 469 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,720 Speaker 6: felt so much pride for this city because we took 470 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,600 Speaker 6: that hit. We continue to take hits. It continues to 471 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,919 Speaker 6: get politicized, but people here. I would travel around the 472 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:29,560 Speaker 6: country and the mask is not the only symbol of 473 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:33,600 Speaker 6: care or giving into the ideas of health as a priority. 474 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:36,200 Speaker 6: But I'd walk around New York and people ask me 475 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:37,840 Speaker 6: what's like New York. I'm like, ninety nine percent of 476 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:39,639 Speaker 6: the people are we in a mass during one of 477 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:40,280 Speaker 6: the higher. 478 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:40,920 Speaker 4: More intense times. 479 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,720 Speaker 6: And then I'd fly to Albuquerque and one percent of 480 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:46,159 Speaker 6: people were and you'd come back. It's like New Yorkers 481 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:49,600 Speaker 6: were affected by it. They listened to the science, they 482 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,480 Speaker 6: tried hard, they gave up a lot in their lives, 483 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,800 Speaker 6: living in weird apartments that don't have space, like it 484 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:54,840 Speaker 6: doesn't the rest of the country. 485 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:57,040 Speaker 4: And my pride continued to grow. 486 00:23:57,160 --> 00:24:00,080 Speaker 6: We saw such horror here and we lived through it, 487 00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:02,800 Speaker 6: and everybody has a personal story around that, and I think, like, 488 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,240 Speaker 6: yet again, this is a place that is a symbol 489 00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:09,159 Speaker 6: of at the forefront, not only of the science and 490 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,960 Speaker 6: the politics, but also like the empathy and the courage. 491 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:18,239 Speaker 1: Yeah, guys, I'm beautiful. Also, I love that Cromo was 492 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:21,040 Speaker 1: really honest with us about it, like that one time, 493 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:22,840 Speaker 1: that one time. 494 00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:27,080 Speaker 2: Matter that mattered, integrity. 495 00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:29,000 Speaker 4: Did you get on the train? The train felt so 496 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,360 Speaker 4: good for a little while, right it did. 497 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:34,520 Speaker 2: It was you know, it was a short lived train. 498 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,760 Speaker 4: It was a short trade trade. 499 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:42,879 Speaker 2: Yeah, remember the CMO sexuals like homosexual. 500 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,639 Speaker 6: Bought you know, bought that bought a condo off the 501 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:46,440 Speaker 6: l trade and they're like, just so you know, we're 502 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:48,960 Speaker 6: gonna we're gonna do three years of construction on the 503 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:49,400 Speaker 6: L train. 504 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,200 Speaker 4: Sorry. Sorry, Clomo's an soul. 505 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:56,640 Speaker 2: Yeah. 506 00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:58,760 Speaker 1: Every time I asked somebody how they're doing, I'm like, 507 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,240 Speaker 1: I know, it's a load of questions. Take your time, Yeah, 508 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:04,280 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And like even like this, 509 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:08,480 Speaker 1: like there's a couple here that has teenagers, Like I 510 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:11,600 Speaker 1: don't you well understand what it would be like to 511 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:16,439 Speaker 1: be a teenager with all those hormones and you can't 512 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:20,040 Speaker 1: do anything. It's single people who aren't introverts, you know, 513 00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:22,960 Speaker 1: who are looking for love, Like I can't believe it's 514 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:26,040 Speaker 1: a time where it's safer to suck assaulty dick and 515 00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:26,840 Speaker 1: hug your grandma. 516 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:31,520 Speaker 6: I was gonna say that, I was gonna say exactly that. 517 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:32,280 Speaker 3: That's beautiful. 518 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:35,639 Speaker 1: Anyways, How's fatherhood? 519 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:43,520 Speaker 4: Great segue? Fatherhood is the best. Honestly, it's so funny. 520 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:47,080 Speaker 6: Two weeks ago, we're living under all of this chaos 521 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,000 Speaker 6: and this stress, and I love father I wish I 522 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,679 Speaker 6: could be like ironic and what have you. 523 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,080 Speaker 4: I love it. I love it to death. And I 524 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:53,080 Speaker 4: had for the first time. 525 00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:56,280 Speaker 6: My wife and my son were back in the Midwest 526 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,040 Speaker 6: visiting family, and I had to come back for work. 527 00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,439 Speaker 6: And it was like, with all of this stress chaos 528 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,840 Speaker 6: we were talking backstage, you're just exhausted all the time. 529 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:06,800 Speaker 6: Like I was like, I'm home, my family is two 530 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:10,119 Speaker 6: hundred miles away, and I'm just gonna relax, you know, 531 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,959 Speaker 6: like eat an edible, I'm gonna chill out. Yeah, And 532 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,560 Speaker 6: I like, I'm relaxing, and these years are starting to 533 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:17,400 Speaker 6: melt away. And then I get a phone call from 534 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,360 Speaker 6: my wife and she's like, don't freak out, but I'm 535 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,640 Speaker 6: going to the emergency room right now because our son 536 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:25,760 Speaker 6: can't stop shaking. He was fine, totally fine, but she 537 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,000 Speaker 6: hung up, and then I had four hours of being 538 00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:29,200 Speaker 6: stoned out of my mind. 539 00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:34,360 Speaker 3: Oh no, well, I'm like, come on, what. 540 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,480 Speaker 6: Have I I like turned into like an eighteen year old. 541 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,520 Speaker 6: I ran into the shower, I made myself throw up. 542 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:40,040 Speaker 4: I took a cold, like. 543 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,600 Speaker 6: All these things, and I'm like, I'm in my forties now, 544 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,560 Speaker 6: I've had my highs and loves with drugs. 545 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:45,479 Speaker 4: I throw it. 546 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:47,439 Speaker 6: Yeah some way, I'm like, I'm a bad parent. I 547 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:48,520 Speaker 6: have to get out of it. I have to fly 548 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:49,680 Speaker 6: back to old hair right now. 549 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:50,920 Speaker 2: Yeah. 550 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,160 Speaker 6: I flipped the fuck out. I googled how to make yourself? 551 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:54,960 Speaker 2: U high? 552 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:57,719 Speaker 4: Like howel remedies? 553 00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:57,840 Speaker 3: Like? 554 00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,719 Speaker 4: Could I lose control of my child? 555 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,280 Speaker 6: I'm high states away where he's saying, oh, but you 556 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:03,000 Speaker 6: can't buy weed. 557 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:03,800 Speaker 3: It's confusing. 558 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,960 Speaker 4: We haven't figured it out yet. My son's at Chicago. 559 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:08,800 Speaker 6: I answered the phone, but I was a little late 560 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,000 Speaker 6: because I was searching on Netflix. 561 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:11,280 Speaker 4: I couldn't decide what to watch. 562 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:15,399 Speaker 2: What oh, what's a couple of time? 563 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,600 Speaker 1: What hell? Why was he shaking? 564 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,160 Speaker 4: He was, honestly what was amazing. 565 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:24,720 Speaker 6: Is the sad truth of it is he's a little guy. 566 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:27,320 Speaker 6: And the story goes, he watched He's hanging. He was 567 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,680 Speaker 6: taking out with my wife and my father in law, 568 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,160 Speaker 6: who was a lovely man, but he's a funny old 569 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:35,439 Speaker 6: guy in uh Downers Grove, Chicago, and they were watching 570 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,920 Speaker 6: TV in the basement. And the story is I think 571 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,119 Speaker 6: he was a little bit sick, and my wife was 572 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,080 Speaker 6: with my little son. 573 00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:44,199 Speaker 4: His name is Wit. He's about that tall, cute, it's 574 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:44,800 Speaker 4: a cute name. 575 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:47,840 Speaker 6: They're watching TV and my wife left and I think 576 00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:51,359 Speaker 6: everybody zoned out on the TV for like for about 577 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:54,440 Speaker 6: fifteen seconds, and Wit got totally lost in the TV. 578 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:56,760 Speaker 6: And then he woke up and he realized he was 579 00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:00,800 Speaker 6: only here with this one weird man. Yeah, and he 580 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,840 Speaker 6: started just shaking and they didn't know what to do. 581 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,159 Speaker 6: And then when my wife called later, she's like, how 582 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:07,639 Speaker 6: are you? And I told her this, I was like, 583 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,000 Speaker 6: I was so high and freaked out. I hopped in 584 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:11,960 Speaker 6: the shower and I couldn't stop shaking. I was so 585 00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:14,880 Speaker 6: freaked out. She's like, oh, yeah, now I see this shit. 586 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:20,040 Speaker 6: Oh DNA, it's DNA, right, Yeah, he had the worst 587 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,720 Speaker 6: of me, and that's no. He has the best, the best. 588 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:23,400 Speaker 6: I'll take best. 589 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:24,879 Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's also the worst. 590 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:25,879 Speaker 1: And that's how it works. 591 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:26,920 Speaker 4: You get it both. 592 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:27,800 Speaker 1: You get a both. 593 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,800 Speaker 4: You're not gonna get a good chin. Sorry little man, 594 00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:33,920 Speaker 4: Mike my well, my son will have a double chin. 595 00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:37,360 Speaker 1: Like listen, my daughter is three years. 596 00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:42,400 Speaker 2: Old and nobody's true. 597 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:47,720 Speaker 1: Cannot cannot make complete sentences, but whole ass opinions about 598 00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:53,920 Speaker 1: what she doesn't want. And she sized me up this weekend. 599 00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,400 Speaker 1: She was like, I want a popsicle. I said no, 600 00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:01,280 Speaker 1: and she's like I want. 601 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:03,720 Speaker 3: Said what the. 602 00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:07,640 Speaker 1: And then like it just comes out of you like 603 00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:13,960 Speaker 1: gas and I was like no, and she was like popsicle. 604 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:17,560 Speaker 1: And then I tried to do like the goop shit. 605 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:22,800 Speaker 1: And I was like, Mama said no, so it said no, okay, 606 00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:24,880 Speaker 1: but she knew that I didn't mean. What the fuck 607 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:27,280 Speaker 1: I was saying in a nice tone, wow, And then 608 00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:29,720 Speaker 1: she like sized me up. She was just like popsicle, 609 00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:35,760 Speaker 1: Mama posicle. And I was like the fuck. It was 610 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:41,200 Speaker 1: like chucky. I was like, what the And I was 611 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,480 Speaker 1: like not with that attitude. And she looked at me like, 612 00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,360 Speaker 1: I don't know attitude, but I also know it. So 613 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:49,960 Speaker 1: and it was like around the house for like ten 614 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:53,120 Speaker 1: minutes or two hours, I don't know, it felt the same. 615 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,960 Speaker 1: I broke down and gave a I had a popsicle. 616 00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:00,400 Speaker 1: If I didn't have actually put the pops cool, my 617 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,000 Speaker 1: rose because I was like, I can't fuck with this 618 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:05,600 Speaker 1: right now, Oh delicious, it's the instant froze. 619 00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:08,000 Speaker 2: If you don't know, you have to say, by the way, 620 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:10,040 Speaker 2: you have to stay strong, you have to stay strong. No, 621 00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:12,200 Speaker 2: let me let me tell you something. Oh, I'll tell 622 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,920 Speaker 2: you something right now now, my son. And this is 623 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:17,880 Speaker 2: gonna be the boogiest thing I've ever said in my life. Oh, 624 00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:21,000 Speaker 2: my son doesn't like one particular brand of bread alone. 625 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:24,600 Speaker 2: He likes another brand of bread. Alone, another type of 626 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:28,680 Speaker 2: bread alone. It's it's mommy's bread. And he wanted this 627 00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:30,800 Speaker 2: is what he wanted. He wanted a bread alone, sour 628 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:35,320 Speaker 2: dough with cream, cheese and cucumbers. Right, He's not gonna 629 00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:37,960 Speaker 2: make it in New York. Do you understand he's not 630 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:41,040 Speaker 2: gonna make it. And he's like, first of all, for 631 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:44,400 Speaker 2: I got like the whatever, the multi grain like, which 632 00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:46,600 Speaker 2: I never all I had when I was a kid 633 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:49,480 Speaker 2: was Baard's bread, you know what I'm saying, or Warner bread, 634 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:50,239 Speaker 2: and that was about it. 635 00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:51,360 Speaker 3: It was white or brown. 636 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:51,920 Speaker 5: What do you want? 637 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:52,280 Speaker 2: Kean? 638 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:52,760 Speaker 5: You know. 639 00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,440 Speaker 2: And then but this kid was just like, you know, 640 00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,200 Speaker 2: I presented it to him, He's like, it's too soft. 641 00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:04,000 Speaker 2: You need to toast this who like in the corn ramsey, right, 642 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,320 Speaker 2: So I had to. I was like I toasted it. 643 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,280 Speaker 2: But then he's like, this is the wrong bread. And 644 00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,720 Speaker 2: I was like, what, No, it's this is what you're 645 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:13,280 Speaker 2: eating right now. This is what you're fucking eating. Right. 646 00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,280 Speaker 2: I didn't say fucking, but you know, you know you 647 00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:16,959 Speaker 2: said it with you meant it. 648 00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:19,960 Speaker 1: Glasses are fucking up, so you know he meant it. 649 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,120 Speaker 2: I was more like, I was like, sweetie, this is 650 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:25,520 Speaker 2: this is what you're gonna eat. But but like, but 651 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:30,040 Speaker 2: he definitely he had a temper tantrum. He lost his ship. 652 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:33,120 Speaker 2: He went upstairs, he said to all the black people. 653 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,360 Speaker 1: No, you do not know he motherfucking did it. 654 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:41,080 Speaker 2: I know. Listen, black people have come a long way. 655 00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:42,760 Speaker 2: Now the white people are gonna get tense, buttholes are 656 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,000 Speaker 2: gonna clench up. I'm gonna say this, We've come a 657 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:47,000 Speaker 2: long way. We don't smack them kids no more, just 658 00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,160 Speaker 2: like we let dogs in the house these days. But 659 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:53,640 Speaker 2: I'm gonna just say, let me just say, we. 660 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,520 Speaker 4: Come a long way in one generation. 661 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:59,640 Speaker 2: But I just had to. I had to close the door, 662 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,640 Speaker 2: let him cry it out. And an hour later he 663 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:07,720 Speaker 2: ate the sandwich. Okay, oh you broke out, he broke down. 664 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:17,120 Speaker 6: Child abuse, child abuse, Oh my, tell that story with yes. 665 00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:17,960 Speaker 2: Do you know what? 666 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:20,720 Speaker 1: Wait, you just wing. We're going to have you back 667 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:22,480 Speaker 1: on the show in a year. We'll see how it goes. 668 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:25,840 Speaker 1: We'll see how it goes. All right, We're going to 669 00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:28,160 Speaker 1: get some audience questions. I hope you don't mind. This 670 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:30,040 Speaker 1: one feels like it's for you. 671 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:36,200 Speaker 6: What what do you think of white performative liberalism? 672 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:39,320 Speaker 2: Oh? 673 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:40,480 Speaker 3: No question? 674 00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:50,800 Speaker 5: Oh no, look, how did show? 675 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:56,960 Speaker 3: That's been our show? Thank you very much? 676 00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:57,680 Speaker 2: Where to go? 677 00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:58,160 Speaker 5: You get me? 678 00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,840 Speaker 3: My god? That was wow? All right? 679 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:06,200 Speaker 2: My Bessie's fiance always jokes about the three of us 680 00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:13,080 Speaker 2: having a threesome. But it's starting to feel like he's serious. 681 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:24,040 Speaker 6: Maybe he's just always choking about this always. It's starting 682 00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:27,000 Speaker 6: to feel like it's serious to the point that I 683 00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:28,520 Speaker 6: will write it down. 684 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:32,200 Speaker 4: And put a cab publicly. 685 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:38,000 Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe are the three people just here tonight? 686 00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:48,480 Speaker 1: Well, there's a lot of follow up questions. Do you 687 00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:49,360 Speaker 1: want to have a threesome? 688 00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:54,280 Speaker 3: That part. 689 00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,640 Speaker 2: I think they sense they get like a like a 690 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:01,640 Speaker 2: uni corn smell from that person. 691 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:06,560 Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, did you just sniff? 692 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:08,800 Speaker 2: I apologize? 693 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:09,600 Speaker 3: So you should? 694 00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:14,040 Speaker 1: I say a threesome couldn't be the worst thing, but 695 00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,960 Speaker 1: you gotta have rules, thank you one holen to bag. 696 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:22,520 Speaker 1: Gotta have rules. And also it's gonna change whatever friendship 697 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:28,200 Speaker 1: this might be for. Did you write the question? 698 00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:30,399 Speaker 3: This is set? 699 00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:31,759 Speaker 1: Who did you write the question? 700 00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:34,440 Speaker 2: This is sounding like sounding like an amazing like French film. 701 00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:37,360 Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, like, what does the difference 702 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:41,360 Speaker 2: be between us? Now? 703 00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:47,000 Speaker 3: You wrote that question? No? You didn't he did, did? 704 00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:50,080 Speaker 1: I mean? I think, well, whether you wrote the question 705 00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:54,640 Speaker 1: or not, you know, if you want to be friends, 706 00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:57,600 Speaker 1: then like you have to be clear about that, right 707 00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,840 Speaker 1: and if you and if you are to say friends, 708 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,440 Speaker 1: just know that he's just waiting for you to break 709 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:07,520 Speaker 1: down like Jordan's son with a sandwich. He's just waiting 710 00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:09,480 Speaker 1: for you to have a fucking moment where he can't fuck. 711 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:14,120 Speaker 1: And you might want to plan b one night. You 712 00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:18,120 Speaker 1: don't know, you have options now whoever wrote this question, 713 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:21,319 Speaker 1: so if you want to think about it, but just 714 00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:25,440 Speaker 1: also know this, in a threesome, more times than not, 715 00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:26,960 Speaker 1: you always like one person more. 716 00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:31,680 Speaker 2: True, So I hear I also think that. 717 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:33,759 Speaker 3: You could. 718 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,600 Speaker 2: I I've never been invited to that par minzvah, but 719 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,000 Speaker 2: I would take it as a compliment, you know what 720 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:42,560 Speaker 2: I'm saying. I would take it as a compliment that 721 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:43,359 Speaker 2: somebody that you. 722 00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:46,080 Speaker 1: Are, you know you could. But it's also like it's 723 00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:49,400 Speaker 1: also like our women just like just for fucking Jeremy. 724 00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:53,000 Speaker 1: So I don't know, it depends we don't have enough information. 725 00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:54,400 Speaker 2: You have enough information. 726 00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:59,040 Speaker 6: Life is short, move on, right, I feel like so 727 00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:03,640 Speaker 6: he's he's asking, he's throwing it out there over and 728 00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,360 Speaker 6: over again. I think you have to address that I've 729 00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:08,560 Speaker 6: had that happen with friends of mine. I'd like to 730 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:11,000 Speaker 6: make some comment like I've had this. I've not had 731 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:15,000 Speaker 6: this experience. Far from this experience, But every friend I 732 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,920 Speaker 6: know who has had this experience has talked about opening 733 00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:20,640 Speaker 6: things up, and it's a really exciting thing. They all 734 00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:22,920 Speaker 6: have opened it up and moved on with the other person. 735 00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:27,040 Speaker 6: And I think, and I always say, if you like 736 00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:29,120 Speaker 6: the numbers, it's just one hundred percent of the time. 737 00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:33,359 Speaker 6: But but if that, but if you want to be 738 00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:36,840 Speaker 6: the one who breaks against the statistics, there's probably a 739 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,719 Speaker 6: more open way to do it. 740 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,319 Speaker 1: Don Do you have something to. 741 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:49,160 Speaker 2: Say, Well, I think that the threesome is going to 742 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:54,120 Speaker 2: happen and you're going to lose your partner. That's my prediction. 743 00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:56,720 Speaker 2: I think that's what it is. The numbers don't lie. 744 00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,320 Speaker 2: That tends to be the answer. 745 00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:03,000 Speaker 1: Why Jordan's got the next question? Black, Jordy, you get 746 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,040 Speaker 1: the other question here? 747 00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:10,919 Speaker 4: This performative white liberalism is difficult to these situations. What's 748 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:15,279 Speaker 4: the question? Why Jordan white? Jordan's says, guy, how do 749 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:16,280 Speaker 4: I make friends? 750 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:23,719 Speaker 6: Okay, I've gone to volunteer events and other social activities, 751 00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:24,160 Speaker 6: et cetera. 752 00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,800 Speaker 4: Is it me, I'm super nice? Thanks? 753 00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:34,600 Speaker 2: Oh, first of all, you've got a friend up here. 754 00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:36,680 Speaker 3: Okay, he means that. 755 00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,040 Speaker 1: He means that, right, Thank you. 756 00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,880 Speaker 2: That's very sweet. You sound like a really nice person. 757 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:47,560 Speaker 2: Sounds like we get along together. If you like feeding 758 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:48,680 Speaker 2: ducks as much as I do. 759 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:57,239 Speaker 6: You know, you also don't have to pick the first 760 00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:00,720 Speaker 6: friend you find just to make claim. You can shop 761 00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:05,160 Speaker 6: around card you can try out of friendships. See if 762 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:05,919 Speaker 6: they're in the ducks. 763 00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:07,879 Speaker 4: You can try it another friendship, see if they're into 764 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:08,920 Speaker 4: anything else. 765 00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:16,160 Speaker 1: I really feel like making friends is like it's harder 766 00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:18,840 Speaker 1: to make good friends than it is to find a partner. 767 00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:23,160 Speaker 1: And the friends I have I call them my chosen 768 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:27,600 Speaker 1: family because I love them. So you know, it's just different, right, 769 00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:31,920 Speaker 1: And so it's just like bonus. But you have friends 770 00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:36,360 Speaker 1: in your life for different reasons and that's okay. And 771 00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:38,840 Speaker 1: it feels like you might want a writer die partner, 772 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:40,400 Speaker 1: like someone to go out and make some memories with. 773 00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:46,320 Speaker 1: And I will say, first, be your best friend and 774 00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:49,320 Speaker 1: people will come, do you know what I mean? Like 775 00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:52,000 Speaker 1: you go eat prey love and meet people on the 776 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:55,680 Speaker 1: trip By the way, can I just I just picked 777 00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:58,319 Speaker 1: this question and it feels like a follow up question 778 00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:01,160 Speaker 1: to the two questions ago, How do I tell my 779 00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:03,160 Speaker 1: best friend her fiance sucks? 780 00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:06,680 Speaker 3: Oh my god? 781 00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:08,640 Speaker 2: Are they all here together? 782 00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:14,480 Speaker 4: Somebody's like Carol, stop writing questions. 783 00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:15,080 Speaker 3: You get one. 784 00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:17,880 Speaker 4: Come on, Billy's buying drinks. 785 00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:23,400 Speaker 2: Black Jordan over there, over there? You yeah, wow. 786 00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:30,120 Speaker 1: But I say, look, you gotta save her. You gotta 787 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:30,680 Speaker 1: save her. 788 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:32,760 Speaker 2: Don't care what you don't want to be saved. 789 00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:39,879 Speaker 3: I want to I want to say this. You say, man, 790 00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:43,480 Speaker 3: we're so different. I will say this. 791 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,320 Speaker 2: What it sounds like both of those friends are and 792 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:50,960 Speaker 2: both of their situations is they're pleasers. Yeah, pleasers. And 793 00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:54,120 Speaker 2: the thing about pleasers is okay, thank. 794 00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:58,200 Speaker 4: You, thank you, clean booty, clean booties. 795 00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:59,160 Speaker 3: Does we talking time? 796 00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:03,320 Speaker 2: About the thing about pleasers is they make good friends 797 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:08,480 Speaker 2: because because at the at the outset, because they do 798 00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:11,160 Speaker 2: whatever you want to do, they go wherever you want 799 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:14,400 Speaker 2: to go, and they never have any conflict. And I 800 00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:17,560 Speaker 2: would say that, I would say that to you that 801 00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:20,640 Speaker 2: where you where the where the tension lies is that 802 00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:24,319 Speaker 2: you can't get them to think for themselves, to act 803 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:28,719 Speaker 2: for themselves, to want something for themselves. But if you 804 00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:34,600 Speaker 2: ask them deeply, what do you want for? Once you know, 805 00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:38,799 Speaker 2: then you might get that that might change something within them. 806 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,680 Speaker 2: They ultimately have to make their own mistakes, but you 807 00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:45,719 Speaker 2: can ask them that question, what do you really want? 808 00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:48,880 Speaker 2: Because that's a pleasers. That's the scariest question you can 809 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:56,800 Speaker 2: ask a pleaser. I know. 810 00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:03,760 Speaker 1: Please, Yeah, thank you, Black Jordan. Yeah, that was prolific 811 00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:08,320 Speaker 1: as fuck White Jordan. We always ask our guests. 812 00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:11,520 Speaker 4: Is that what black liberals book? 813 00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:14,319 Speaker 1: Well? 814 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:19,759 Speaker 6: I started writing that response backstage too. It's about it's 815 00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:20,800 Speaker 6: about a pleasers situation. 816 00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:23,320 Speaker 1: We ask our guests, what's the most adult thing you 817 00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:26,640 Speaker 1: would like to do for yourself this year that you 818 00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:27,319 Speaker 1: haven't yet? 819 00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:33,600 Speaker 6: I would like to learn how to chop an onion 820 00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:39,120 Speaker 6: like an adult. I've been shown a few times. Every 821 00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:41,840 Speaker 6: onion I cut looks like a fucking child did it. 822 00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:46,160 Speaker 6: And it's irregular sizes, it's too big. Nobody likes the 823 00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:48,920 Speaker 6: salads they ate. But this year, yes, this is my 824 00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:52,200 Speaker 6: year that the onions they're chopped in small regulars. 825 00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:54,000 Speaker 2: Are you talking about are you talking about red onions 826 00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:54,880 Speaker 2: or white onions? 827 00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:56,759 Speaker 4: Well, I'm starting with red and I'll move from there. 828 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,840 Speaker 4: Is are they different. Are they different approaches? 829 00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:02,239 Speaker 1: Well, yeah, ready, it's thicker, it's not as soft as 830 00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:02,560 Speaker 1: a white. 831 00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:04,040 Speaker 4: But yeah, should I cut them differently? 832 00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:04,360 Speaker 2: Is it? 833 00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:06,399 Speaker 1: I think it's probably easier to do a white because 834 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:06,880 Speaker 1: it's softer. 835 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:08,680 Speaker 2: No offense or Spanish. 836 00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:14,160 Speaker 4: It's good, that's good. 837 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:21,480 Speaker 3: It give it over here. Amazing. That's fucking mean. 838 00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:22,000 Speaker 4: You look with that. 839 00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,360 Speaker 1: I can't wait to see what your journey breaks. 840 00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:43,879 Speaker 2: Oh that was our show. I mean the incomparable Jordan 841 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:46,000 Speaker 2: Klepper on The Ones and twos so fun. 842 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:48,359 Speaker 1: Yes, that show was so good. I would pay money 843 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,200 Speaker 1: to go see this show and I was doing the show. 844 00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:55,359 Speaker 2: Okay, you switch it. You're like, I would take twenty 845 00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,920 Speaker 2: dollars out and just do it. Yeah, absolutely I would. 846 00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:00,840 Speaker 1: Jordan's amazing. It's really nice to catch up with like 847 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:05,080 Speaker 1: minded motherfuckers. And then, also, not for nothing, shout out 848 00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:07,879 Speaker 1: to our audience. Our audience is dope. If you haven't 849 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:10,320 Speaker 1: seen a live show yet, please follow us on Instagram 850 00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:14,239 Speaker 1: at adulting the Pod because the shows are fire. It's 851 00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,440 Speaker 1: exactly what you need and you didn't even know it. 852 00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:20,600 Speaker 1: So you're welcome. Oh oh, you're such a great hype man. 853 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:24,360 Speaker 1: It's like if flavor Flav had teeth in a backbone. 854 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:30,600 Speaker 2: Thank you. I appreciate that. Oh okay, I'm an improvement 855 00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:36,240 Speaker 2: on Flavor. I've never been compared favorably to Flavor flav 856 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:37,400 Speaker 2: and I appreciate it. 857 00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:38,280 Speaker 1: No problem. 858 00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:41,160 Speaker 2: Well, that's our show. Thank you for listening. I'm Jordan Carlos. 859 00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:43,360 Speaker 2: I'm joined as always by Michelle. If you tell my 860 00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:44,919 Speaker 2: code from go, we did it, y'all. 861 00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:46,040 Speaker 3: We did it, y'all. 862 00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:48,120 Speaker 2: Take care of yourself. Yeah, we did, We did, and 863 00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:48,840 Speaker 2: we did it together. 864 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,839 Speaker 1: Oh my god, goodbye everyone. I gotta go pee. 865 00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:57,800 Speaker 2: What are your plants? This has been an exactly right production. 866 00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:59,760 Speaker 1: Our senior producer is Natalie Wrinn. 867 00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:01,960 Speaker 2: Senior managing producer is Hannah Kyle Kraich. 868 00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,279 Speaker 1: This episode was sound designed and mixed by. 869 00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:06,600 Speaker 2: Andrew Eapen and engineered by Ryobam. 870 00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:08,520 Speaker 1: Our guest booker is Patrick Cottner. 871 00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:11,400 Speaker 2: Our theme song in live show DJing is by DJ Donwell. 872 00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:13,680 Speaker 2: This Billhouse show is produced by Christian Banda. 873 00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,759 Speaker 1: Photography by Christ Spender. 874 00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:17,200 Speaker 2: Most artwork by Jamie Bechtel. 875 00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:21,680 Speaker 1: Executive produced by Karen Kilgareff, Georgia Harstark and Danielle Kramer. 876 00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:23,919 Speaker 2: Follow the show on Instagram at Adulting the pot. 877 00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:27,799 Speaker 1: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com 878 00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:28,560 Speaker 1: mm HM