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Speaker 1: four minutes afterwards, my Strawberry letter for today, and the

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Speaker 1: subject is he always does too much. We'll get into

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Speaker 1: that signed up what that's all about. But right now

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Speaker 1: it's time for the nephew and today's prank. Phone call, nephew,

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Speaker 1: what you got for us today?

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Speaker 2: That's right here, Shirley is unorthodox methods, all right?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 2: You know, sometimes people cannot conceive a child. Sometimes a

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Speaker 2: couple may be going through some difficult times trying to conceive,

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Speaker 2: and you know some people get artificials. Yeah, artificial and

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Speaker 2: they might do that. But yeah, but but you know,

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Speaker 2: to help this couple out, I decided to call the

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Speaker 2: this situation.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, was nice of you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I I can have a pregnant by the

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Speaker 2: end of the week. You understand what I'm saying. I'm

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Speaker 2: just just.

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Speaker 3: You let me do what this prank?

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Speaker 2: They want to listen, they want a baby, all right,

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Speaker 2: every deally, what he got doing ain't working. Let me

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Speaker 2: come in now and handle up. By the end of

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Speaker 2: the week, won't be pregnant. Y'all gonna have what y'all

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Speaker 2: want that's all. I'm trying to hear. What what what?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 3: Come on?

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Speaker 2: Cat, Let's go God. I can't stand with nobody want him?

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Speaker 2: Come on, cam.

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Speaker 1: Ungrateful?

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach trying to reach Brother

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Speaker 3: Roberts and speaking. Hey, how you doing. I'm I'm calling

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Speaker 3: doing super fantastic. Every day above ground is a good day.

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Speaker 3: That's good. That's good.

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Speaker 4: Hey, uh hey, listen, man, we wanted to uh uh uh.

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Speaker 4: Being one of the brothers of the church, I wanted

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 4: You didn't make it today, but you well, you know

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Speaker 4: you all in our prayers because y'all are definitely trying

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Speaker 4: to bring a new child into the world. And she

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Speaker 4: a little older now forty one, forty two. You know,

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Speaker 4: she said it takes a little longer to try and

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Speaker 4: So we we definitely wanted to let you know man

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Speaker 3: Man, Man, you just don't know how much we appreciate that. Man. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: we've been trying, but I know with prayers, all things

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Speaker 3: all possible.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Well, we definitely want to definitely want to keep you

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Speaker 3: You know that the book says be prooful and multiplies.

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Speaker 3: Definitely definitely. Now who is this again? Brother, brother, brother All.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if you know me directly, but I'm

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, okay, brother, thank you not.

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Speaker 4: Not not not brother Robert. What I want to ask you, man,

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Speaker 3: Uh, we've looked at a few what what what what

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Speaker 3: are you referring to as an alternative?

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean I think I have a good thing

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Speaker 3: Man, Man, we're just lover for some things like that.

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Speaker 3: What what what what you got in mind?

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Speaker 4: I mean, uh, well, what I have is a little

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Speaker 3: Well, classify an orthodox. Okay?

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Speaker 4: See what I have in mind, man, is have you

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Speaker 3: I just want to make sure will on the same page.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean by Sarah the fuck? Well?

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Speaker 4: What it is man, is you know you know, of

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, right right? So what what? What? What?

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Speaker 4: I've gone to the doctor and got myself checked out, man,

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Speaker 4: good physical and everything. I'm physically sitting everything. And you know,

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Speaker 4: maybe I guess the complications are coming from you as

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Speaker 3: Now now, I ain't ain't nothing wrong with me, man, Okay.

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Speaker 3: Now what you mean by you physically fit? I mean

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Speaker 4: See what I'm saying is if well, you know, if

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Speaker 3: What's the time with you? It's just what's going on

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 3: Am I at the road change? You're telling me you tracked?

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Speaker 3: Help me understand you saying you want to come over

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Speaker 3: don't don't look at it like that. Don't look at

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Speaker 3: What excuse me? Okay, you want to come out of

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Speaker 3: sex with my wor no, no, no, I want.

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Speaker 4: To come over and just apply my services man, and

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Speaker 3: You understand what I'm saying. You understand Where'm coming from. Now,

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Speaker 3: I don't til you tell me you want to have

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Speaker 3: May hold on? Hold on no this this this brother awesome.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 3: Listen, see what I'm what I'm trying to do, man,

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Speaker 3: I don't give up you brother who because brotherton Man,

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Speaker 3: I don't know you. And then you talking about the church.

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Speaker 3: What kind of is it? This thousand dollar.

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Speaker 4: Let this no, really, the church don't have nothing to

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Speaker 4: allow me to be the surrogate father. I don't have

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Speaker 3: You got me as soon as I see I'm coming

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Speaker 3: to the boss Stead accuses to see you. You shure us

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Speaker 3: you want to have brother wife? Say what amount of man?

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Speaker 3: You keep looking at that like that? How we gonna

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Speaker 3: get passed here. You talked about having sex with my wife.

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Speaker 3: Where are your wife? Said? Brother, you ain't got no way.

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Speaker 3: So I have a wife, brother Robert.

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Speaker 4: What I'm trying to do is help you along with

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Speaker 3: You can't help me talking about having sex with my wife.

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Speaker 3: You said it on us. Doesn't I can't think you

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Speaker 3: was going out far with it. You're getting my phone number? Well,

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Speaker 3: We have all phone numbers listened. He list mine. And

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Speaker 3: when I get that to you that I hope to

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Speaker 4: Ad asked, Hey, look, man, why don't I Why don't

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Speaker 3: And I'll see how I don't say thing to my wife.

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Speaker 4: Hold on, I'm just gonna talk to him, see how

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Speaker 3: Protect No, man, don't even look in the direction. Brother,

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Speaker 3: bo man, who want you? I need to see you myself? Okay?

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Speaker 3: What what? What? What is all the anger?

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Speaker 4: Though?

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Speaker 3: Brother? What?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 4: Where?

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Speaker 3: Do you mean? You the angry? You just sitting here

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Speaker 3: telling me that's step the script. I'm gonna come half

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Speaker 4: What you get? Ang? Okay, brother, I got one more

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Speaker 4: thing I need to tell you. Are you ready for?

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Speaker 3: Can I say this? Hey? You better hundred fly hang up?

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Speaker 3: And your say okay, are you are you listening? Brother Robers?

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Speaker 3: I didn't listen.

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Speaker 4: I'm kind of listen, this is nephew Tommy from the

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Speaker 4: Steve Harby Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: You just got pranked by your wife. Man, what you say? Hey, man,

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Speaker 3: tell me who can't be doing? Take that? Man, I'm

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Speaker 3: not to have a rest. Come to check you with everybody.

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Speaker 3: But then your husband goes straight plus tennis in the mind.

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Speaker 3: Didn't look for you? Say on that? One man?

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Speaker 4: Who?

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Speaker 3: Allright? Hey, one more thing? Man?

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Speaker 4: What is what is the baddest I'm talking about the

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Speaker 4: baddest radio show in the land.

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Speaker 3: Steve Morning Show, Steve and y'all man, and now you

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Speaker 3: have it?

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Speaker 2: Come on, come on, Yeah, we're pranking and praising. Now,

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Speaker 2: come on, what do they want a baby? Do they

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Speaker 2: not want the baby?

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to help.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you're trying to get somebody something from the

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Speaker 2: and kindness. And this is what you get.

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Speaker 1: This is the thing. Come on that just keeps on giving.

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Speaker 2: Give me the weekend and by Sunday, Hey you good, Okay,

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Speaker 2: I ain't paying no damn child supporting.

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Speaker 3: I'm just trying to help you.

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Speaker 2: Now listen, I'm gonna be I'm gonna be at Tommy

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Speaker 2: T's Friday Saturday. Subject that's pleasant in California, Oakland, San Jose,

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Speaker 2: San Francisco. The nephew is coming down. But a long

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Speaker 2: time since I've been in debate. All right, blow the whistle.

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Speaker 2: I'm coming, Yes up, yess up, all.

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Speaker 1: Right, thanking for you, coming up next. Strawberry letter for today,

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Speaker 1: and the subject is he always does too much. We'll

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Speaker 1: get into that right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show.