Speaker 1: Guess what decision we're about to make a horrible decisions?
Speaker 1: Yo yo yo yo yo, yo yo yo yo. I
Speaker 1: know alright, Sorry what I haven't been in here in
Speaker 1: a while. Welcome guys, it's another I think I'm trying
Speaker 1: to be I'm looking for my ghostwriter. Okay, decisions. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another episode, guys of Horrible Decisions. Did your girl
Speaker 1: Mandy b a k A full court pumps a k
Speaker 1: A page the Stallion? Yes, baby, she is back. I
Speaker 1: am her. What's up? Oh? And I'm sitting with my
Speaker 1: co host and a friend. But my co host is
Speaker 1: right here. Go ahead, this is Andy's musical decisions. I'm
Speaker 1: just here as a judge, and as well as we
Speaker 1: have Ryan here. We got Ryan. You're from Florida. I
Speaker 1: am shout out full seven shop of city, but black black,
Speaker 1: that's amazing, And so what do you We're not gonna
Speaker 1: do this. We're not gonna We're not gonna do it's reading.
Speaker 1: It's reading eating COOCHI actually is it the length for
Speaker 1: you or the paint? Wait? Wait, I'll look like yes,
Speaker 1: just just but I don't look like I sucked dick too.
Speaker 1: You've always had a carpet bitch. You are a carpet man,
Speaker 1: a real one. But you have you have you have
Speaker 1: the aora, but I don't have the oora. You gotta
Speaker 1: be gott to be perfectly shaven. You know what's crazy.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you. I'm cool with a little
Speaker 1: bit of hair down there. I ain't even hold a
Speaker 1: little bit of up. I mean as long as like me,
Speaker 1: as long as she didn't like freshly shaven. Now the
Speaker 1: pubes are stuck in my teeth, like I'm cool with
Speaker 1: a little peach buzz down there. It ain't get Mandy
Speaker 1: your song choice. We're not doing this. We heard the
Speaker 1: yo yo, you know, Nick? Sorry, you know I'm still
Speaker 1: I'm still there. I've literally been seeing Trina every week.
Speaker 1: Cadence for me when you when I do, I'll tell you,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. There's a whole bunch of ship
Speaker 1: I did not know I did this is I started
Speaker 1: this as when you start that, we're not going to
Speaker 1: do that. I didn't know. I didn't. I never heard
Speaker 1: the ship about red Bottoms. I never heard that song.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, Trina? Yeah, I never heard that song. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: from and that is why y'all heard it that song
Speaker 1: did not make it pass. There's no way. No, you're lying.
Speaker 1: I think it was just like a song for bitches.
Speaker 1: I think it was just song for Florida. No, no,
Speaker 1: because I used to live in Atlanta too, and it
Speaker 1: made it there. You brought it? No, I did it.
Speaker 1: I actually I feel like I did bring plies though
Speaker 1: like when I was When I was, no, they did
Speaker 1: not know pretty pussy in high school. Pussy is miss
Speaker 1: Pitty Pussy, but they but they didn't know pretty pussy
Speaker 1: because that was you brought pretty pussy. I brought pretty pussy.
Speaker 1: I did technically Florida ship. Did you see the comment?
Speaker 1: By the way, I'm blocked on Instagram for this. Hopefully
Speaker 1: I'm unblocked by the time you guys hear this. But
Speaker 1: there was someone that posted, they're not really from Florida,
Speaker 1: and I wanted to say, I understand if you guys
Speaker 1: think online, but has Mandy embodied anything but Florida on
Speaker 1: his little Bitch? I don't know what it is. Like
Speaker 1: Nigga said, did you say, Gator, don't do that? What's crazy?
Speaker 1: I did get a full right the University of Florida
Speaker 1: and chose not to go. And you have driven. That's
Speaker 1: a lot of alligators in your life. Now, I didn't like,
Speaker 1: that's that's Floridas. You're not driving past gators broat on
Speaker 1: on the highway. N I went to gator Land, Like,
Speaker 1: there's a whole Gatorland in Florida. It's like an amusement park.
Speaker 1: You can have an abusing part based on the animal.
Speaker 1: Just just walks a Gatorlands. SeaWorld is different. Gatorland is like, Okay,
Speaker 1: you're going to see gators, like curious to know. So
Speaker 1: it's the summer. We've been seeing people in no masks.
Speaker 1: The CDC says we don't have to wear it. How
Speaker 1: do y'all feel when you walk into a store and
Speaker 1: somebody doesn't have a mask on? Did you just be
Speaker 1: like this is racist white privilege. I feel like that.
Speaker 1: I've been to states where they never have been getting fluid.
Speaker 1: Out to Florida them nigga's being public as as face
Speaker 1: like bare ass, they whole face. I'm like, I'm feeling
Speaker 1: your nose in your mask, Like I never heard nobody
Speaker 1: get flow at home like that. First, like I get
Speaker 1: a whole all the time. What First off, it was
Speaker 1: in a different part of the state, okay, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but she said it was like, yo, I've been flowing
Speaker 1: the flow to somebody. I get flew out back to
Speaker 1: my home state, right, respect, But y'all been violating mask
Speaker 1: like manna, those are the places that the supermarket has
Speaker 1: been bothering me to the point where not my mom
Speaker 1: is doing this right. And I said to her, like,
Speaker 1: jewel we need because I don't know why you aren't
Speaker 1: wearing masks. And she was like, like, I vaccinated. And
Speaker 1: I was like, mom, but still you old money, Like
Speaker 1: how are you know wearing the mask? I was like,
Speaker 1: does it not make you feel weird? And she was
Speaker 1: like no, but honestly, it's the culture she's not used
Speaker 1: to wear. They never wore. It's so crazy because when
Speaker 1: when New York announced that they were CUOMO removed all
Speaker 1: the guidelines or all of the restrictions from COVID, they
Speaker 1: were like, home, it's been four hundred and seventy two
Speaker 1: days in New York City, like we were really locked
Speaker 1: the fun down here, Like and I know y'all motherfucker's
Speaker 1: don't really know y'all was in Mexico being Taloom thoughts.
Speaker 1: Tell them data reason why Saloom is the ghetto. Most
Speaker 1: of these people right here, we were there, okay, I
Speaker 1: mean we were there for years ago. For come on,
Speaker 1: you can't blame I mean I am gonna blame to
Speaker 1: plame social media because social media was there. Nobody didn't
Speaker 1: know what he was there. Honestly, when I went to Taloom, uh,
Speaker 1: this is like my second New Year's but it was
Speaker 1: when mackint introduced me to Ryan and uh Brian. I
Speaker 1: didn't even know he had a crib there. This was
Speaker 1: like years and years ago. So I remember thinking, like, damn,
Speaker 1: why would he get a house there? Son? My apartment
Speaker 1: that we stayed in was nine d g s last
Speaker 1: year in quarantine. It is two hundred thousand dollars now
Speaker 1: within twelve months. I can't imagine. And his family was
Speaker 1: telling me how they didn't even see the apartment. It
Speaker 1: was a blueprint. We bought ours before I was even built. Bro,
Speaker 1: I feel like I've missed a whole wave of my life.
Speaker 1: I need somebody to tell me what's the next Saloom dog? Please?
Speaker 1: I mean, if you do, if you look on a
Speaker 1: map and you know it was cam Koom first, then
Speaker 1: I went applied, then I went to Loom. You just
Speaker 1: followed up, but stay on the beach. Though. If you
Speaker 1: stay out on the beach, eventually, to them, we get overpopulated.
Speaker 1: You gotta move somewhere else. And then as they build
Speaker 1: the airport into Loom, that will be easier to go
Speaker 1: further off. So they are building airport. They've aut I'll
Speaker 1: say this. They've been talking abou building airports since I
Speaker 1: got my crib in so that was part of the
Speaker 1: reason why we got the crib was like, yeah, they're
Speaker 1: building airport, and that was nine years. There's something happening
Speaker 1: in to Loom. You guys should watch The Dark Side
Speaker 1: of Saloom on YouTube, Like it's really good. If you
Speaker 1: like documentaries, you watched it Dark Dark, I've probably seen
Speaker 1: the Dark Side. I don't need to talk about the
Speaker 1: problemt It talks about how, like the dark side, where
Speaker 1: are we going with this because the waters that the
Speaker 1: infrastructure is sucked up, everything is like ruined on white
Speaker 1: people love to wait. It's like a geography documentary. No,
Speaker 1: it's like, it's honestly, it's really interesting. It just talks
Speaker 1: about how like the town could only support like eight
Speaker 1: thousand people and now it's like a million a year ago.
Speaker 1: So the water, the electricity. They were saying, like, yo,
Speaker 1: if you're there and you complain for I'm like, understand,
Speaker 1: it wasn't supposed to be like this. The water is sacred.
Speaker 1: And now nigga's just don't hennes see it and pissing
Speaker 1: it the first time ruin to Loom. I'm not even
Speaker 1: like trying to make a joke like as niggas, but
Speaker 1: like white people, definitely no, I'll tell you covid ruin
Speaker 1: to Loom. It hadn't. I wouldn't put it on a
Speaker 1: race or anything, just because before, I mean, I'm a
Speaker 1: first of all, I'm gonna put it on anyway. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be white, you know that. But I've been there
Speaker 1: for so long, and it used to be like a
Speaker 1: couple's thing, Like you couldn't stay in Snoom because there's
Speaker 1: no hotel, so you got applaly be a day trip
Speaker 1: ship like that. So now that this place to stay,
Speaker 1: which is still cool. But then nothing was open and everything,
Speaker 1: and then they see us there for months they're like, okay,
Speaker 1: that's open. I can't go here. I don't want to
Speaker 1: be stuck in my house. And then that's how it
Speaker 1: became a revolving door for and it was newer than Camcoon.
Speaker 1: But here was the other interesting thing till like remember
Speaker 1: how it was saying like we couldn't leave this the
Speaker 1: country because we called Ryan and like March old Day
Speaker 1: and I and we were like, don't go to Puerto Rico.
Speaker 1: Everybody was this is one of shaming Ryan. You're gonna
Speaker 1: get You're gonna get stuck, and you're not gonna come back.
Speaker 1: That's week one. Week two is ha, it's almost hard
Speaker 1: for you to come back and they're not gonna let you.
Speaker 1: How do you feel? And then my my rebuttal is
Speaker 1: so what are you doing at home? We weren't doing
Speaker 1: a goddamn Meanwhile, big guy got a cat, I'm tanned
Speaker 1: on the beach every day, eating good and bike every
Speaker 1: day and I'm fine. And then then it goes a month,
Speaker 1: then it goes to mother and half. Then it goes
Speaker 1: from you're gonna get stuck to you know, they letting people,
Speaker 1: they letting people. Can I stay with you? Was like,
Speaker 1: now it's a dub, but pull up. And then but
Speaker 1: it was it was rough to get in, like we
Speaker 1: had to go, like the police said, like that's what
Speaker 1: I was there I walked, so ya can run? Oh god,
Speaker 1: it was easy, easy, all right. But if y'all didn't know,
Speaker 1: first of all, if y'all didn't know how to get in,
Speaker 1: if y'all don't know me, that y'all couldn't got to
Speaker 1: the beach, there's a whole bunch of things. Love acting
Speaker 1: like he's the goddamn may ever to him. First of all,
Speaker 1: let me tell you what Ryan is. If y'all ever
Speaker 1: go to to you know how, it's niggas outside in
Speaker 1: any city being like, yo, y'all want to get in free,
Speaker 1: we got laid. Ryan is the man on the stoop
Speaker 1: in New York. He is letting you know, hey, I
Speaker 1: got it. I got it if you need it. I
Speaker 1: got it so much the black person of to loom
Speaker 1: that when I meet other black people into the room
Speaker 1: that live there, I'm like, do you know Ryan? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Ryan kind of like, oh, I'm five nine. If that
Speaker 1: is really short to you? Check your boyfriend out. See
Speaker 1: how he looks at my six eight because I broke
Speaker 1: up with him talking about the past. And guess what,
Speaker 1: nothing on my phone right now? Six nine? What's up?
Speaker 1: Come on? An extra in just tells him all all
Speaker 1: I'm trying to say, is this is for the women
Speaker 1: with boyfriends at this one. Look at your man and
Speaker 1: look at me and then just compares. She was going on, Okay, Ryan,
Speaker 1: just saying he still have you on a boat into Loom.
Speaker 1: That's what he said. Now, my friend did have us
Speaker 1: on a tug boat, but we was on a boat,
Speaker 1: that old school as boat. First of all, I wasn't
Speaker 1: It was a party boat. That's what people going on.
Speaker 1: Just a party. It was cool. Did you go, oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't know, cousin me shut up? All right, Well
Speaker 1: ye'all know. Bit's like an outline. Welcome to the show. Um,
Speaker 1: we're gonna get into our vanilla ship, vanilla ship for
Speaker 1: this week. Now. While we are not all parents, um,
Speaker 1: I'm very certain we all masturbate. Um. So this one
Speaker 1: comes from the New York Post. Doubt and parents are
Speaker 1: enraged over masturbation videos for first graders. Last fall, parents
Speaker 1: at the posht dollar per year dots in school got
Speaker 1: win that their first graders were being taught sexual education
Speaker 1: lessons that included masturbation. They complained to school administrators, but
Speaker 1: were told that they had simply misinterpreted what Dalton's now
Speaker 1: notorious health and wellness educator Justine Fonte, who last let
Speaker 1: a controversial an explicit porn literacy workshop at another elite
Speaker 1: prep school, was teaching you hold on, hold on? What
Speaker 1: do you hold on? There's an ad? What's what school?
Speaker 1: What school? Dalton? Is this where you went? You know
Speaker 1: she's resigned since then? Did she? Yes? Six? I went there.
Speaker 1: That's where Epstein taught to They gave him that he
Speaker 1: didn't have no remember the doctor. He did have a
Speaker 1: degree document and he got the job. And it was
Speaker 1: a Dalton into prestigious white school. I went there K
Speaker 1: through six. I told you, I told you I was smart.
Speaker 1: So I was smart. So basically, there was a video
Speaker 1: of a cartoon used in one of her sex It
Speaker 1: was animated and I don't know that what you wanted
Speaker 1: me to play? I just because there's a link to it.
Speaker 1: Here we go. I have a lot of feelings about this,
Speaker 1: and I'm kind of pissed. How long? How long is
Speaker 1: it here? It's two minutes? But how does that sound
Speaker 1: you too? He said? Do you notice that when you
Speaker 1: say pep you giggle, but when you say penis you
Speaker 1: say it in a serious voice. I never noticed them.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's bad. Children and adults who know
Speaker 1: a first grade is not going to notice that, they
Speaker 1: make up cute or funny names for them. What's one
Speaker 1: for a girl's private parts? J who? I called it
Speaker 1: my private Moving forward, let's get somewhere they they do.
Speaker 1: It can be harder to see. But girls have a
Speaker 1: tiny hole in the front of the That doesn't sound bad.
Speaker 1: I don't think you heard it. You've heard it. Keep going.
Speaker 1: How come my penis gets big sometimes? Oh, here we go.
Speaker 1: That's called an erection. Sometimes I touch my penis because
Speaker 1: it feels good. Sometimes when I'm in my bath or
Speaker 1: when Mom puts me in bed, I like to touch
Speaker 1: my va. For two, you have a clitterist there, kayleb,
Speaker 1: it probably feels good. That's not bad to me. Okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, okay, no, yeah, but I'm not gonna hold you.
Speaker 1: We was playing teacher at house and I was hunting
Speaker 1: all of my little mama's, my daddy's girlfriend's sons and
Speaker 1: cousins and friends, and everyone was figuring it out like
Speaker 1: that's a real thing. So to me, first grade, you
Speaker 1: think that's okay? First grade? If if? If as a
Speaker 1: first grader, let me ask you as a first grader. Okay,
Speaker 1: but I want to ask you, but did you have
Speaker 1: erections as a six year old? I don't believe so,
Speaker 1: but humping our headboards, I was humping Big Teddy Bear.
Speaker 1: I'll say I was having sexual interactions at six years old.
Speaker 1: It was like eight, But I know it's before first
Speaker 1: grade because it happened in preschool. Yeah, the first grade,
Speaker 1: you're like six, seven years old. I say that to say, though,
Speaker 1: I don't want someone teaching my kid about pleasure at six.
Speaker 1: But this isn't pleasure. But to me, that's if y'all
Speaker 1: want to sit here. Everyone loves science but me, And
Speaker 1: now I'm about to sit here and stick up for
Speaker 1: the motherfucking bullshit as science what we feel as far
Speaker 1: as pleasure, they're not teaching you how to move forward
Speaker 1: with pleasure. They're explaining why your dick gets hard. They're
Speaker 1: explaining why when you touch yourself, bitch, the shower hair
Speaker 1: used to come down, and I'll be like, God, damn,
Speaker 1: why do I feel like that? So to me, it's
Speaker 1: important to understand why our bodies feel the way they
Speaker 1: do in things. I'm totally against uh, any person that's
Speaker 1: not me teaching my six or seven year old why
Speaker 1: they're touching themselves and even if their brains can't grasp
Speaker 1: that concept, because now I have more questions. I'm thirty
Speaker 1: years old, and I have more questions after I heard that, Now,
Speaker 1: what are you telling me about the clitter is? Because
Speaker 1: she said, oh, because you have a clitter? Is there?
Speaker 1: What does that mean? But good stuff? But well now
Speaker 1: why why? What if you never touched it and now
Speaker 1: you want to start touching it. Kids start touching themselves,
Speaker 1: and there's there's a little bit, there's no little to
Speaker 1: no shame at that age. I don't know when you're
Speaker 1: gonna start touching it with other people. Now. I don't
Speaker 1: know if my kid is sitting in a class with
Speaker 1: other boys and wanted to touch them. I also don't
Speaker 1: find that my six year old can grasp feeling safe enough.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they have a male teacher or
Speaker 1: female teacher. Both can be predatorial. And then what if
Speaker 1: they ask that person questions about their genitals? And now
Speaker 1: my fucking six year old is asking a grown as
Speaker 1: woman about her own clitter? Is? I think I think
Speaker 1: the problem, though, is these conversations because especially with with
Speaker 1: with girls specifically the conversation is, don't have sex. The
Speaker 1: conversation is sex is bad. The conversation is, bitch, don't
Speaker 1: get pregnant. The conversation is, you can't have a boyfriend
Speaker 1: until you're married. So the real, the real conversation that
Speaker 1: is here is that parents specifically are not having the
Speaker 1: conversation about sex at all with their children until it's
Speaker 1: too late. Business. My mama didn't know I was sucking
Speaker 1: until I showed up crying to her with a pregnant
Speaker 1: a positive pregnancy pregnancy test. So to be fair, that
Speaker 1: is the problem too. I think that I think first now,
Speaker 1: I think normalizing the conversation to where you understand why
Speaker 1: you're feeling like this, like sex ad For a lot
Speaker 1: of us, those are the first. The first time I
Speaker 1: saw a condom was fucking maybe middle school. But I
Speaker 1: also say this, we we were google up in a
Speaker 1: different year generation like the ship that these kids see
Speaker 1: next and have access to that have access to, Like,
Speaker 1: we didn't have social media. We couldn't just hop on.
Speaker 1: We had to go on a O. Well it wasn't
Speaker 1: that we had to wait for the dot. But that's
Speaker 1: even when we were older, when we were in like
Speaker 1: second grade, there was none of that ship for us.
Speaker 1: We're on the computers that we had in second grade.
Speaker 1: You couldn't even you were doing Oregon Trap even worse,
Speaker 1: people outside playing catch and go get them. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: we're doing. No idea that the teacher was going to
Speaker 1: play this video. Also, Um so I'd asked both you guys, Ryan,
Speaker 1: tell me, would you be okay if your first grader
Speaker 1: came home and told you they saw a video like that,
Speaker 1: and if you got sent the video and said we're
Speaker 1: gonna play this time, my kid probably already knew. I agree,
Speaker 1: I think, but my kid's going to be the kid
Speaker 1: that's gonna I was a kid in school that fucked
Speaker 1: up Christmas, So would you be? I saw my mom.
Speaker 1: I saw my mom rapping gifts. But my mom was
Speaker 1: a real and like, yo, don't think this like she
Speaker 1: played the sand ship more because she was like, Yo,
Speaker 1: it is what it is. I want you to know
Speaker 1: that I could get these gifts. So me being you
Speaker 1: know the kid that I am, I'm at Dalton. I
Speaker 1: go to the school, so that's they deserved that ship.
Speaker 1: I go to the school and I go to all
Speaker 1: the kids and I'm like, yeah, they're like saying, I'm like,
Speaker 1: ain't no fucking Santa, Like we were you when you
Speaker 1: did this first around around. So the school called my
Speaker 1: mom and was like, YO, are we understanding your household?
Speaker 1: Y'all don't y'all don't believe in Santa, but can you
Speaker 1: please She was like wow, she was like, my son
Speaker 1: knows that, you know, white man come down our chimney
Speaker 1: handing out gifts. I'm that person. So when you say
Speaker 1: if my second grade first grade, it came to me
Speaker 1: it was like, Yo, my first segrede probably gonna start
Speaker 1: teaching the class, Like Yo, that's not the truth to
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Like, so it's different from me. Now.
Speaker 1: If it wasn't me and it was just a I
Speaker 1: would be upset if I didn't get an email or
Speaker 1: like a call from the school like Yo, look we're
Speaker 1: having this sexual education class. Maybe y'all can watch it
Speaker 1: first and see what y'all think. If y'all don't, if
Speaker 1: you don't want your kidness, we can remove them from
Speaker 1: the class in that period. I agree that. So that
Speaker 1: in a way, but also those these teachers are growing
Speaker 1: up the way that lady is probably not that old.
Speaker 1: I don't think age. I know I'm asking if it's
Speaker 1: because in my mind I won't say twenties but maybe
Speaker 1: maybe closer to the matter. But her mind, it's like
Speaker 1: she might be a millennial. And then we also got
Speaker 1: to think what we watch? What's the show on on
Speaker 1: Netflix when they teach you sexual ship? But it's in
Speaker 1: a grown her way, uh, that big mouth? So we
Speaker 1: have like that that's on Netflix that a child could
Speaker 1: really go and it looks like a cat and are
Speaker 1: going to be woke enough to be that millennial? Who
Speaker 1: is you know, forward with kids knowing their bodies and
Speaker 1: also know that consent is required, absolutely, And I think
Speaker 1: that's the real I think that's my only It's true.
Speaker 1: We are all you're a defense about it, and I'm
Speaker 1: defensive about it because we know we would teach our kids. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but also to be to be very fair, we was
Speaker 1: all watching rending simply SpongeBob. If you look back at
Speaker 1: those cartoons now, they're really no different than this than
Speaker 1: this cartoon, right, they just they in the innuendo eyes
Speaker 1: if that's even a word. But if you watch it now.
Speaker 1: But as a child, I didn't think that, but as
Speaker 1: a as a as a child, and you're telling me
Speaker 1: it is that's already known. That the thing, even the
Speaker 1: way this was taught as a child, I'm teaching you
Speaker 1: the scientific backing behind it. So as a child, I'm
Speaker 1: not sexualizing this video. I'm learning because it is a
Speaker 1: scientific video on anatomy, which we learned to love. The video.
Speaker 1: To me, as adults, we sexual life thing. A child
Speaker 1: is not going to sexual life. All. Let me see
Speaker 1: it first, bitch, we've learned about our Exama doesn't feel
Speaker 1: that's what they're talking about. It's not. But it's also
Speaker 1: touching your own. It wasn't saying to touch others. There
Speaker 1: was no sexualization in doing this for pleasure. It says, well,
Speaker 1: this is why you may be getting an erections pleasure.
Speaker 1: And they're talking about feeling good. And that's the thing.
Speaker 1: Like some kids are faster than the men wake up.
Speaker 1: Look at men wake up but but but but niggas
Speaker 1: wake up hard. That doesn't mean that they've received pleasure
Speaker 1: because they woke up with a hard dick. That's the thing.
Speaker 1: So even when he said, hey, sometimes my dick points
Speaker 1: up to the sky, why is that that's literally what
Speaker 1: he says, so his ship shoot up. He got a
Speaker 1: little curb and I'm sorry, can I not say that sory? Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying so that's the problem. We sexualize so
Speaker 1: many things. This video wasn't sexualized. It was science, and
Speaker 1: bet you'll be liking science, so funk all, y'all. My
Speaker 1: whole thing is, I'm not mad at it. I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm happy that these kids are learning at the age
Speaker 1: because if they don't learn in that way, they're gonna
Speaker 1: learn by themselves and it might go left, it might
Speaker 1: go right. But as a parent, and I'm not a parent,
Speaker 1: but when I do become a parent and I put
Speaker 1: you in the school, I expect the right that you
Speaker 1: tell me what you're teaching my child. When it comes
Speaker 1: to that, when it comes to other ship, I can't
Speaker 1: control English, and I can't control that ship. But if
Speaker 1: you're gonna sit here and show my first graded with
Speaker 1: like six or five, whatever the funk you are about
Speaker 1: Dixon pussy before I can, then it's a problem. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think first grade to just just I was like,
Speaker 1: if my kids do drugs, I'd rather my kids smoke
Speaker 1: you with me than be outside doing it like that. Like,
Speaker 1: I don't want you to go to school and be like, yo,
Speaker 1: why is Bryan the mean girls? Not why are you
Speaker 1: gonna Because if you're gonna do anything, honey, I want
Speaker 1: you to do it. And it is not that I
Speaker 1: want to do it. What you're trying to get hot to.
Speaker 1: You ain't going to be out there. We're gonna be
Speaker 1: without me, Like, come on, bring it in, let's do
Speaker 1: it together, not bring it in and get it up,
Speaker 1: like you said, getting from somebody who don't know and
Speaker 1: then somebody else teach you about some ship and they
Speaker 1: might teach you about the wrong drug, which who thinks
Speaker 1: the right drug? And it's like also just frankly, I
Speaker 1: just don't trust other adults to the extent that they can,
Speaker 1: Like that's a very molding age, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It terrifies me to think, like I wouldn't trust to
Speaker 1: teach you that much. How many times do I meet them?
Speaker 1: And there my kids with him eight hours a day.
Speaker 1: And what really scares me about it is just the
Speaker 1: further questions because the world has changed so much as
Speaker 1: far as like how it's exposed pedophilia in people. And
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously we see it with like teenagers, older
Speaker 1: young adults sixteen, but like six, like these kids are
Speaker 1: still getting violated and that that's just really what I'm
Speaker 1: terrified of. It's a good thing, good thing. I ain't
Speaker 1: spending the children out my COOCHI so I really don't
Speaker 1: have to worry about it. Where in the model, bro,
Speaker 1: I'm not having kids all out my mouth, baby, and actually, wait, no,
Speaker 1: they're going down my throat because the spinning. Sorry, sorry,
Speaker 1: no I'm not, I'm not And my Empire from Home said,
Speaker 1: and at this point, I actually really have like my
Speaker 1: pussy gets wet to to the salt and Peppa. So
Speaker 1: I'm liking them old. So now I feel like if
Speaker 1: I do get another old nigga, that kid's gonna be grown. Bitch.
Speaker 1: I ain't even got to be a step mama. Come here,
Speaker 1: a little fifty year old man. What something's gonna be? Like, Well,
Speaker 1: you ain't got kids, I don't, and I'm gonna let
Speaker 1: them know. I got five hundred dollars if you think
Speaker 1: you're gonna trick me, So pull out the vacuum, baby,
Speaker 1: let's go all right, So we're gonna get Now it's
Speaker 1: your nickname, Hoover Mandy, oh a horberdy no like the
Speaker 1: over damn like them over there you can out. Okay, no,
Speaker 1: because this pussy is not a damn called Calm down,
Speaker 1: and I'll tell y'all. I got the kegels and she
Speaker 1: was like one of my home girls thought she was
Speaker 1: pregnant down in Miami, and I was like, girl, you
Speaker 1: want me to come down and it's just like, honestly,
Speaker 1: I might just come to New York to get this
Speaker 1: done because you know, it's like a it's like a
Speaker 1: red state thing up here, and I'm sorry, I feel you.
Speaker 1: She was like, they're just gonna start attacking me. I
Speaker 1: just need to get this over. Can you imagine even
Speaker 1: to travel for your abortion? Know what you what you
Speaker 1: do was a friend right because you're rich. So I
Speaker 1: found out because my homegirl just had an abortion. You
Speaker 1: could pay like an extra like thousand dollars and make
Speaker 1: the whole clinic private. So just offered since I got
Speaker 1: you even I think there's doctors like your guying on
Speaker 1: my doom or some ship. Yeah, but there's actual like
Speaker 1: you can you like you could just pay the extra
Speaker 1: money to wear there's literally limited staff when you go in,
Speaker 1: and the whole facility is it's only just for you.
Speaker 1: It's only it's well, it's an extra thousand. On top
Speaker 1: of they can't your house like abortion, because there's tools
Speaker 1: and stuff that you can shut down the whole spot
Speaker 1: and tell people not coming. We might you know what,
Speaker 1: you can take the pill abortion that let me look
Speaker 1: at we got something you want to make that business? Hey,
Speaker 1: we are. We are coming to you to take care
Speaker 1: of what needs to be taken care of in the
Speaker 1: privacy of your own home. They want self in juice.
Speaker 1: You have to see the pill. The pill pretty much
Speaker 1: makes you miscarry, right yeah, yeah. Managed abortions. Oh wow.
Speaker 1: This is an article from vox. It says self managed
Speaker 1: abortions are safe and in the current political environment, it's
Speaker 1: actually rising. People are deciding to take munication to end
Speaker 1: pregnancies so that they don't have to be Two minutes ago,
Speaker 1: I was looked at as the crazy one. Now they're
Speaker 1: writing articles about the ship and it's takes me. No,
Speaker 1: they ain't coming to vacuum out. The vacuum is different.
Speaker 1: We know about the pill. Enough money should be able
Speaker 1: to come to your house if you're if you don't
Speaker 1: want to be in the environment, and you have enough bread,
Speaker 1: they should be able to come to your house. That environment.
Speaker 1: No lie, they used to do abortions on Tuesdays and
Speaker 1: Thursdays and it's crazy there like wait ahead, wait what,
Speaker 1: go ahead? Go ahead Tuesday and Thursday abortion queens. I
Speaker 1: used to get birth control. Well, I took birth control
Speaker 1: when I was younger, right, so anyway, when I would
Speaker 1: go pick it up, I've seen it if I've ever
Speaker 1: gotten it on a weekday that they're fucking crazy on
Speaker 1: Tuesdays and Thursdays, to the point where when I would
Speaker 1: just go get a pill, they were on my dick, like, oh,
Speaker 1: is your friend in there? You could I'm like, bro,
Speaker 1: like I understand how women wouldn't want to go. I
Speaker 1: was feeling guilty for trying to print the pregnancy. If
Speaker 1: you have the money, you should be able to not be.
Speaker 1: Why do I just have to tell everybody not coming
Speaker 1: to work that bring those people that's not coming to
Speaker 1: work bringing my crab. I gotta have an episode about
Speaker 1: this with Brianda. I just feel like there's so many
Speaker 1: people that are against it, and it's like you shouldn't be.
Speaker 1: It's your body, like y'all do whatever the hell, y'all want,
Speaker 1: our body, our choice. You should be and you should
Speaker 1: also be able to do it in the comfort of
Speaker 1: your own home and not have to feel like in
Speaker 1: four walls thinking where you are, like, be safe and
Speaker 1: be happy. Yeah, just don't show me the photo. I
Speaker 1: hate the photo, Mandy. Why are you saying it like
Speaker 1: you're going because they tried to make me feel bad
Speaker 1: and I was like, bitch's a diet. They crazy, It
Speaker 1: was a diet. It has a life. And then they
Speaker 1: tried a lot to me it was like it was
Speaker 1: six weeks. I said, no, it was four. I know
Speaker 1: when this happened. I'm just a lot to be like
Speaker 1: you trying to tell me six weeks ago. I know
Speaker 1: exactly when this happened. Wait all right, now, what was
Speaker 1: his name again? The crazy as his name? Man? So
Speaker 1: I got it was crazy, So I got. I got
Speaker 1: crazed by blood. His name was Almo. He was a blood.
Speaker 1: Was crazy. The nigga. The nigga couldn't even help me
Speaker 1: pay for the abortion because he got locked up in
Speaker 1: my four weeks to be a pregnant. But my homegirl
Speaker 1: that worked it, uh, she worked at cold Stone, but
Speaker 1: mom ain't have it. Even my home girl that worked
Speaker 1: at cold Stone, she helped me pay for my question,
Speaker 1: shout out the key to. Yeah, we got to do
Speaker 1: drinkshen she come to town. She got her bread back.
Speaker 1: That's a great story. Yeah that is not a great story,
Speaker 1: a great friend. No, that is a good bread story.
Speaker 1: But I'm glad I've leveled up. I'm not sucking nigga's
Speaker 1: name Elmo. That's why Cold Stone still open. Chick fil
Speaker 1: A maybe on the way up. First of all the niggas,
Speaker 1: the nigga six eight his name Elmon. No, No, that
Speaker 1: nigga was like five and leven. No, But I'm saying
Speaker 1: that baby, I said he ain't gonna be a backball bndy.
Speaker 1: What was his homeboy name that I was sucking. He
Speaker 1: was a rapper, but I don't remember the name he was.
Speaker 1: You don't remember Elmo and Bert? It was a hometownd rapper.
Speaker 1: But he remember. If you fuck we easy round two thousands,
Speaker 1: six six seven and you want to be found, you
Speaker 1: you need something, you want to kill your story and
Speaker 1: you think you you need some compensation, please call us
Speaker 1: at wen my life. He had dress, He did have dress.
Speaker 1: We find that dress to damp. I got I got
Speaker 1: a clue. No, because don't be cluing out these niggas.
Speaker 1: Now the nigga who got me preight and not somebody
Speaker 1: gonna locked up. The problem was the nigga had a
Speaker 1: son and he was just convinced I had his daughter.
Speaker 1: I said, bitch, it was a diet. I didn't kill
Speaker 1: your daughter. Blood. Sorry, okay, let's let's go on now.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna get now into our hoard derve. Our
Speaker 1: hard derve for those of you who are new and
Speaker 1: have never tuned into the show, and maybe you're just
Speaker 1: here to see what that dick do with Ryan. Our
Speaker 1: hord der is our sex tip of the week, and
Speaker 1: we are going to let Ryan take heed on this one.
Speaker 1: So could you give a sex tip to the fella
Speaker 1: since it's a hot girl summer, ambitches is throwing that
Speaker 1: puss only laughing because why are you talking, Mandy, I'm
Speaker 1: on instagraming out. Don't hurt. You better not be trying
Speaker 1: to find it. Not one question about that. When you're
Speaker 1: going to name like blood, name a ball point. It was.
Speaker 1: It was a ball point. It was a little baby.
Speaker 1: It wasn't even a heartbeat. All right, go ahead, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't got to leave that. We go ahead, Sorry,
Speaker 1: we keep can't. We can't be choice and not be
Speaker 1: real about what we experience as women. I'm not saying nothing,
Speaker 1: so don't come at me like I'm just talking with
Speaker 1: them about their like I'm over here talking about you
Speaker 1: know when people be like the plants can feel it too,
Speaker 1: like vegan, like, we gotta stop talking about the Okay, sorry, sorry,
Speaker 1: all right? Forgive us a sex tip for thee tip
Speaker 1: you want, but you really want to summer sex tip. Well,
Speaker 1: a sex tip to make sure that the niggas is
Speaker 1: gonna be out here giving us a good dick. So
Speaker 1: give a sex tip for the fellas that really works
Speaker 1: with you. You can't say that everybody, not me, but
Speaker 1: some things work for you that don't work for weezy something.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying. I'm just trying. I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: get that. So I said it. Summertime, it's sometimes getting hot.
Speaker 1: There's no more with it's COVID, but the masses off.
Speaker 1: First of all, hygiene, let's keep that ship up. That's
Speaker 1: that's that's that's a great way to start. Second, let's
Speaker 1: start with clean. Start starting clean, because niggers be thinking
Speaker 1: one shower in in degree weathers cool you you gotta
Speaker 1: take one in the morning and take one at night.
Speaker 1: And if you go out midday and get back home
Speaker 1: taking up one. Um, I don't. I don't really know.
Speaker 1: If a lot of people uh men shaved down there summertimes,
Speaker 1: it's that's what you need to do because you get
Speaker 1: a little you know, get hot. So that's that's that.
Speaker 1: But going intersex, I feel like, honestly, what we're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about later it's communication. When it comes to that ship,
Speaker 1: I get bad pussy communication. So you communicate with that
Speaker 1: girl that you're doing your thing because niggas be lying
Speaker 1: about a dick, why niggas be acting like, oh, I
Speaker 1: put it down and then you get them and it's
Speaker 1: just like and that's why. And that's why I don't talk.
Speaker 1: And we talked about all something I don't tell I communicate, communicate,
Speaker 1: but I don't. I communicate with my with my life
Speaker 1: and what's going on and how I feel about you
Speaker 1: all that ship. But I'm not trying. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to bring I'm not gonna be like, yo, my dick
Speaker 1: is this, and then when it comes to you're like, no,
Speaker 1: it wasn't. I'm not going to do that to you.
Speaker 1: That's my greatest fear. What it's talking up your pussy, nigga.
Speaker 1: We have a sex show, so nigga's all automatically coming in,
Speaker 1: no me, and we gotta give it up one thing.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, because they think they think y'all time.
Speaker 1: If it's a little too big or curve. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I did. I did not sat on dick. I did
Speaker 1: not example this summer, a lot of friends gonna be
Speaker 1: sucking dog. You've ben no not me? Okay, well I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna be no friends. I'm like your friend. I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna make it my friend. See what I mean?
Speaker 1: So friends might not him. I don't know. I'm waiting
Speaker 1: on the energy. Friend. I don't know if the energy there.
Speaker 1: Where's the camera looking at I don't look at I
Speaker 1: don't know which Karen this one. She will be fucked
Speaker 1: by the time this episode. So don't say that. First off,
Speaker 1: I have actual standards, so but then I used to not.
Speaker 1: So we'll see if he can live up to my standards.
Speaker 1: What do you I got a whole bunch of standards now, bitch.
Speaker 1: I just saw this. He was on the breakfast club ship.
Speaker 1: You met him, you met him after the breakfast club
Speaker 1: was going through. I'm saying he's handsome, so the coochie
Speaker 1: may be on the table for him. But I mean,
Speaker 1: I think I do. I want to find on God,
Speaker 1: I can't come for me. I'm about to sund like,
Speaker 1: wait for one of my people here, one of my
Speaker 1: peoples that no, we can't, y'all really can't. I've never
Speaker 1: sued any other pime, but these friends are closer to me,
Speaker 1: so it's like, I don't you might making niggas google y'all. Sorry, sorry,
Speaker 1: I have a lot of friends. He don't. He does,
Speaker 1: he'd be poised and nobody going. I wanted another one
Speaker 1: of your friend, but he on the West coast, not
Speaker 1: too far. My thing is it? Probably is my thing?
Speaker 1: He got like the big list. Y'all bug it out.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get this over, y'all all trying to say,
Speaker 1: is y'all always no? Well, I was gonna say, think,
Speaker 1: y'all know, but you always know chicks have sex with
Speaker 1: and you're always now. But y'all bring it all, You're
Speaker 1: always bring it to my attention. You'll ride. This girl
Speaker 1: said this. This girl said that, and I never could
Speaker 1: be like yo. Well, this thing said this, and I
Speaker 1: mean not my means, but now I could be like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, now I'm not freaking me because I don't
Speaker 1: want to nobody know, not feeling this because he loves
Speaker 1: Ryan like after Mexico. Because I'm feeling now they love
Speaker 1: each other. They talk on their own like what wasn't
Speaker 1: he feeling? Because I was like, Yo, yeah, Ryan, you
Speaker 1: got some Hey y'all, if y'all, if y'all sliding into
Speaker 1: Ryan Dam's after this episode and he don't respond, just
Speaker 1: go just follow him. But wait because he tagged all
Speaker 1: his friends and then you can just see what the
Speaker 1: other ones you like. Crewe love Listen, I got it.
Speaker 1: I'm cool to be fair. You do have a lot
Speaker 1: of friends, but my but my core circle is like
Speaker 1: but also you don't even you don't even hang with
Speaker 1: ugly nicks, like that's my things. If it wouldn't it
Speaker 1: be funny. Let's just say we fuck the homeboy and
Speaker 1: then Ryan come out with a new one and we like, damn,
Speaker 1: what do you say that that's crazy? Because that's that's
Speaker 1: all the scoop. A girl like, yeah, but yo, let's
Speaker 1: go out with my friends. Gonna be there, bring your
Speaker 1: friends and she brings all. I'm like this, that's a
Speaker 1: I do research that followed girl the page and I
Speaker 1: try to get I go all down the pictures here
Speaker 1: my best friends. Most of the time, if their friends
Speaker 1: look really good, y'all noticed fellas most of the time.
Speaker 1: The bad girls. The girl that you get her friends
Speaker 1: is bad. She's not tagging none of them all paid
Speaker 1: everyone that's not true. Don't insecure by y'all are different.
Speaker 1: Y'all are totally different. Women that yell yellow are different.
Speaker 1: The average is like, but do you really believe that
Speaker 1: women aren't going tag? Yes? What do you mean? Do
Speaker 1: I believe it's there? It's there's not? Is that true?
Speaker 1: Men in the room, I've been on post like yo, tagger, Yo,
Speaker 1: what's up? Okay, I'll be doing that too. Ye'll never
Speaker 1: be like taggled sometimes like I'll either write in the
Speaker 1: caption or whatever, Yo, who is that? And they'd be like, yo,
Speaker 1: they don't stop. I'll get there be seven girls and
Speaker 1: I'll see the one she got bad friends. You're just
Speaker 1: going tag the photographer? What are you doing? Location? Where
Speaker 1: are they at? Tag their friends? Like? I don't damn,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. I think for me like
Speaker 1: I'm so like in the last few years of my life,
Speaker 1: like I understand who I am, what I um? Like,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, and niggas knows your home and I think,
Speaker 1: does your homeboy thing I'm a home Does he know me?
Speaker 1: He doesn't know, but he knows this. That's what he
Speaker 1: told me. He's gonna bust your ass, like you gotta
Speaker 1: understand my friends are really like he did. He did.
Speaker 1: Ryan was getting in a fight with this white man
Speaker 1: as it was. It was a heated it was it
Speaker 1: was a black man being respectable to a white man
Speaker 1: and a white man white man didn't. So he was
Speaker 1: so basically so we all we all go out. It's
Speaker 1: oh my god, there's probably like five or six of us.
Speaker 1: So as we're wrapping up our bill, Ryan is like, yo,
Speaker 1: I'll be right back. Him being the businessman that he is,
Speaker 1: he for that you don't even know. Well, So he has,
Speaker 1: uh he has a straw line with I was drinking
Speaker 1: out of Yeah, so it's Eco. He's the owner. He's
Speaker 1: a black He's a black man owning a straw business.
Speaker 1: So Ryan is like, you know, he's already talking to
Speaker 1: the to the waiter. I know, the owner of this bar.
Speaker 1: I'm like, we gotta get you and talk about her
Speaker 1: because it's a woman on bar. So he's going around
Speaker 1: giving everyone these straws in the restaurant. Fans of horrible
Speaker 1: decisions purchased straws from him on the spot, and so
Speaker 1: just going around. This white man that was at the
Speaker 1: bar literally probably thought that yo, um, I get my
Speaker 1: whole like my rundown of my straws. Yell the better
Speaker 1: paper better than plastic by degradable SEVENTI five days, give
Speaker 1: me the whole thing. I was like, Yo, would you
Speaker 1: like to tryma structus? So you got straw would you
Speaker 1: like to try my product? Like? Yeah, definitely I will.
Speaker 1: So he sat down me no, on the person, I am,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch you and I just want to see
Speaker 1: if you open it because if not, like you just
Speaker 1: you can just tell me no. So I go to
Speaker 1: the bathroom, I tell my I tell my cousin, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, going it in and see if he
Speaker 1: needs to show it, just says in my case study.
Speaker 1: So he's like, yo, you need this, and he's like
Speaker 1: he doesn't. Even he doesn't look at his face like no,
Speaker 1: I'm good, I don't need it so then I go
Speaker 1: to the bathroom, I come out and I'm like, yo, um, honestly, bro, like,
Speaker 1: you didn't have to accept the straw, like I told
Speaker 1: you all this, you could just but it's it's my business.
Speaker 1: You gotta understand. Like if you're going like yo, I
Speaker 1: got a podcasts like they're gonna pocket, I don't care.
Speaker 1: But you're gonna be like yo, you don't have to
Speaker 1: say you're gonna listen. You don't listen like cool, just
Speaker 1: say no, I don't want it. This is my product
Speaker 1: I put to ship. So then after that he goes,
Speaker 1: I didn't know you were being serious when you said
Speaker 1: you owned it. I thought this was just a joke.
Speaker 1: So then it was more of a like microaggression as
Speaker 1: a white man being like, oh, I didn't know this
Speaker 1: was your business and you were the owner. I thought
Speaker 1: you were joking. He said you were playing Devil's advocate. Okay,
Speaker 1: but but but say, Yo're like post it, so don't agree. Don't.
Speaker 1: First of all, the shaws don't look nothing like the
Speaker 1: ones at the bar. You have one that has a
Speaker 1: full You're not even recognizing this product that I put
Speaker 1: it in your face. So it wasn't that you didn't
Speaker 1: say you didn't want it. You didn't and that's fine,
Speaker 1: but don't accept it and don't give it away and
Speaker 1: then don't look at me like, well I didn't think
Speaker 1: you owned it to keep all that. Anyways, this this
Speaker 1: flowed outside and we here now that the volumes are
Speaker 1: getting louder, but it's okay. And then his homeboy is
Speaker 1: just like, you know what, just come here, give me
Speaker 1: your number, And I said okay, And I said, I
Speaker 1: gotta go back to right and I gotta, okay, I
Speaker 1: gotta I gotta secure that the thing was they was
Speaker 1: making it a bigger than it was. I was over.
Speaker 1: I was over to dude. I'm like, yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 1: And he's like he's feeling bad now, like about to cry,
Speaker 1: like literally were making it bigger. Take it ran up
Speaker 1: on him a straw. I didn't run up on it.
Speaker 1: Came and mary play with my first, You're not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: I was really intoxicated, like, I hope this doesn't sound dumb,
Speaker 1: but is there a going like is it made with
Speaker 1: a go or is it just like a Mexican name? Alight,
Speaker 1: it's made fibers in landfill situations. A hundred days about degradable. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's really bad. That's amazing because plastic is four years
Speaker 1: and we still say them turtles. Okay, so sorry, sorry,
Speaker 1: the turtles. That's why I have this product. Well that's turtles.
Speaker 1: Of the reason we're drinking out of paper right now,
Speaker 1: and paper is that's why. That's why we have this
Speaker 1: doesn't break down, it doesn't like I'm not saying the turtles.
Speaker 1: But I did watch c Spiracy on Netflix, and I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna lie. I'm gonna eat that salmon, bitch. Oh
Speaker 1: you too, I'm gonna eat it because and I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: and I had chicken for like three days. I really
Speaker 1: don't care if they die in dolphins and ship I
Speaker 1: don't know what it is, but I'm gonna eat it.
Speaker 1: I eat meat, bitch. I still like baking home and
Speaker 1: all these motherfucker's don't even eat. I'd be like, give me,
Speaker 1: that's why I care. If die, I'm gonna try to
Speaker 1: like root for them to why have you had a
Speaker 1: pet dolphin? You're gonna you're you're rooting for the survival.
Speaker 1: But if they die, put some that were getting I
Speaker 1: don't really try to say not barbecue from the dolphins,
Speaker 1: and you gotta squeeze living. You gotta squeeze living on
Speaker 1: people money for them. You know what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 1: it's crazy that they're killing dolphins just so dolphins won't
Speaker 1: eat fish. That's why speaking up. They're not even killing
Speaker 1: the dolphin to eat. But speaking of wheezy, shout out Florida.
Speaker 1: I know we talked about gator Land, but you have
Speaker 1: a alligator. That ship is good, y'all. If y'all know
Speaker 1: people things, how are they terrible things? They'd be they
Speaker 1: be minding no own businesses. Dolphins ain't killing now, they
Speaker 1: don't be killing. Co Bro. I've been the Discovery Code
Speaker 1: and dolphins are chilled. Yeah, but I don't want to
Speaker 1: get lock up in your crib. You can shoot y'all.
Speaker 1: A big gun steep right, y'all, a big d nswering
Speaker 1: my property, I'm shooting you. So if you're hopping that
Speaker 1: that you know. That's what my mom used to say.
Speaker 1: So back back when I was beating when Hella bitches
Speaker 1: up in school, my MoMA when they would call the house,
Speaker 1: because you know, back then it was all house phones
Speaker 1: and ship, my mom would be like, listen, just pull
Speaker 1: up to the house. Y'all can fight in the yard.
Speaker 1: Hold on once it's over. I don't want to, you know,
Speaker 1: ms ms Tammy was about that life. She was just like,
Speaker 1: pull up because you're gonna stop calling my goddamn house.
Speaker 1: Here's the address, and I'm gonna let youall fight. And
Speaker 1: she let me know now if you get your ass
Speaker 1: speech and get your ass beat, but the little bit
Speaker 1: gonna come over to the house and y'all can fight
Speaker 1: in the front yard. Period. Poopy, what do you you
Speaker 1: should You can't wait to say that? Okay? Wait, So
Speaker 1: venomous industry injuries like hornets wash bees are fifty six
Speaker 1: metalities a year, one a year from an alligator attack
Speaker 1: and see it. But y'all out here like in Beyonce
Speaker 1: and to be high and they are you're killing people, okay,
Speaker 1: don't know where down. I'll just say the killing people
Speaker 1: had nothing. Let's do with this. I want put this
Speaker 1: camera on me on it. If you are a bee
Speaker 1: Hive member, I too, am part of your leader. And
Speaker 1: I also have to say, I don't know what she
Speaker 1: said about the climage, but we are not spying the bar.
Speaker 1: Mandy also has paint party game. I feel like she
Speaker 1: just they'd get along. Great. So y'all we are now
Speaker 1: going to get into like some really in depth conversations.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So we're getting into the horrible decision.
Speaker 1: And it's about hose like ourselves who may want to
Speaker 1: settle down but don't really but don't know how to
Speaker 1: communicate that to all of our lovers. So it is
Speaker 1: a hot girl, hot boys summer. And I wanted to
Speaker 1: have the conversation surrounding a knowing what you want but
Speaker 1: also being able to communicate effectively when you really just
Speaker 1: want to be out here as then you really aren't
Speaker 1: looking for anything serious, but also you want to be
Speaker 1: um mindful of not wrapping anyone else's feelings up or
Speaker 1: them really knowing what you want. So, Ryan, how do
Speaker 1: you tell women that you're a home I thought you
Speaker 1: were like, yeah, because you know what was I completely
Speaker 1: thought this was a I didn't think. I didn't think
Speaker 1: you were talking about whole that you're just talking about.
Speaker 1: Didn't know you're definitely. I think we should all say
Speaker 1: how we tell? Okay, yeah, how do you tell if
Speaker 1: someone hold on? Hold on, ladies and fellas. This is
Speaker 1: when you get your notepads out and you take notes,
Speaker 1: because if you want to be out here having a
Speaker 1: hot girl summer and you want to let a nigger
Speaker 1: know I am not looking to settle down, listen to
Speaker 1: what is about to say. This is too much. For example, Luckily,
Speaker 1: within the last few months people have known me from
Speaker 1: my work, so it's not really that crazy. And to
Speaker 1: be fair, a lot of people have been meaning are
Speaker 1: also right go ahead, so they know they understand, like
Speaker 1: what I do as a business, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: Like me talking about this, talking about that in the
Speaker 1: age factor too, like I'm not really fucking with super
Speaker 1: young niggas. So it's like they don't really care. Now.
Speaker 1: If I feel like it needs to be a discussion,
Speaker 1: if at all, I will absolutely say things like when
Speaker 1: I was younger, I used to have a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: I used to be wild. I mean now I'm slowed down.
Speaker 1: I'll make jokes about it too. I like to use
Speaker 1: the word free spirit. Anybody spirits free spirit, honey. My
Speaker 1: first profile name plenty of fish, free spirit for our seven.
Speaker 1: I just did a podcast with Hannaburner. She said that
Speaker 1: was free pussy four our seven, wasn't it? Now? When
Speaker 1: you tell people because who has a bad connotation to it, right,
Speaker 1: then start thinking the worst, and really you just could
Speaker 1: be a girl that likes to have fun. I like
Speaker 1: to use the words I have a lot of experiences.
Speaker 1: You don't say I have a lot of experience. You
Speaker 1: say experiences. Right. Also, even if you don't travel that much,
Speaker 1: feel like you know I travel a lot, then they
Speaker 1: know you've been ship Like you could just say I'm
Speaker 1: not a whole, I'm just seasoned. Yeah, that sounds like
Speaker 1: you're talking about age. No, no, not just your season
Speaker 1: in the whole game. You've been you did your thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I'm not saying I'm Korean Steffens, but you should.
Speaker 1: And then while you tell them that you should play
Speaker 1: practice by drinking the back, I can do just sorry
Speaker 1: sorry sorry, um well okay, So that's how you tell
Speaker 1: someone you've lived your life as a whole. But how
Speaker 1: do you presently say you're still about that? Life very easy.
Speaker 1: I've had a lot of been in a lot of relationships.
Speaker 1: That's the summertime. I just want to have a good
Speaker 1: time and not feel tied down. Mm hmmm, So now
Speaker 1: I want to Now I want to hear it from
Speaker 1: a male perspective, because the problem when we hear a
Speaker 1: man say I'm not really ready for anything. As women,
Speaker 1: we look at that ship as a goddamn h experiment.
Speaker 1: And now we want to tackle because if we're coming
Speaker 1: into this morning a relationship, you're telling me you ain't
Speaker 1: looking for something Now, I don't mean you ain't gonna
Speaker 1: want something with me six months from now. So how
Speaker 1: do you drive forward the fact that, listen, I'm emotionally unavailable.
Speaker 1: I want to put my dick in you and that's it.
Speaker 1: How do you communicate that in a nice way? As
Speaker 1: a man, we have to watch our words, Like I
Speaker 1: could I tell certain women, but I have to feel
Speaker 1: this type of way bout You're just like, I'm not
Speaker 1: looking for a relationship, but I'm not saying I will
Speaker 1: push one away. But that is that is something that
Speaker 1: I can But but that is like that at all.
Speaker 1: Now I'm coming into this. This what I'm trying to
Speaker 1: tell you. If I tell you something like that, I'm
Speaker 1: telling you this could be something that you are I am.
Speaker 1: You're not. Y'all, y'all are misunderstand what down? There are
Speaker 1: two different we'll put it in two spectrum. There's this
Speaker 1: woman that you only want to funk and there's this
Speaker 1: woman that you want to with this possibly you can
Speaker 1: honestly funk with them. So I'm that one. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell like, look, I'm not looking for because I'm not.
Speaker 1: But I'm not saying if something gets real, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna push that away because I sunk with you now.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no no no no no no damn.
Speaker 1: This is what I'm gonna tell this one over here, Yo,
Speaker 1: I'm not looking for nothing like, not future, not nothing.
Speaker 1: I'm consciouent on me. I'm very selfish right now. And
Speaker 1: if you want to take that, take that if not cool?
Speaker 1: Is that the nigga lie I'm selfish right now? That's
Speaker 1: not a lie? How is that a lie? I don't like.
Speaker 1: Selfish means all about myself. That means I'm gonna and
Speaker 1: what it? Then that ain't That means it's not about
Speaker 1: too Because you included me with two you wanted to
Speaker 1: talk to me, and I told you just suck me.
Speaker 1: Nobody told you. I said this is what it's going
Speaker 1: to be. I'm gonna put it on take nobody's already feeling.
Speaker 1: But then this nigga said, I'm gonna make sure I
Speaker 1: move your head to the back of me, and I
Speaker 1: kiss you with your mouth as I'm sucking you from
Speaker 1: the back. Now you're making ship what I want to
Speaker 1: do with you outside of sex, or what I want
Speaker 1: to do with you during sex. I'd like to have sex,
Speaker 1: and when I do it, I don't want to do
Speaker 1: it bad, feeling really upset. I'm feeling triggered, me too,
Speaker 1: trigger it off. Well, I did want him to get
Speaker 1: into that. So as someone who doesn't want to be
Speaker 1: emotionally attached, you said that there is a way you
Speaker 1: want to show up in the bedroom, but that does
Speaker 1: not translate how you want to show out show up outside.
Speaker 1: Don't think I'm sucking you good and I'm just working
Speaker 1: you good. Never think that unless you're my girl, What
Speaker 1: do you mean? Like if you're not my girl, which
Speaker 1: means um fucking other people don't automatically like yo, do
Speaker 1: you only suck me this way? Like? No, everybody this way?
Speaker 1: I'm doing it, y'all all? No, my, my fucking what
Speaker 1: I hate and what I'm scared of I hate. I
Speaker 1: don't want to be in that group chat in a
Speaker 1: negative way. So why am I gonna have Now that
Speaker 1: I think about it here. Here's here's a good analogy.
Speaker 1: All my niggas that you're talking about look good at
Speaker 1: all that You're not gonna hear bad ship talked about,
Speaker 1: because yeah, but I don't know what it is. I well,
Speaker 1: I hope you don't. Whatever it's sounded like, here's here's
Speaker 1: the analogy. Oh, calm down, circle, he felt, we're talking
Speaker 1: about people. Here's the analogy. Ran, I guess what you're
Speaker 1: saying is say you are a good student. If you
Speaker 1: have an A in one class, of course, you're probably
Speaker 1: gonna have A S and B s in the other classes.
Speaker 1: You're not going to perform really well in one class
Speaker 1: and then flunk the rest of your classes because sports
Speaker 1: isn't ever really a class. So what if I'm only
Speaker 1: going to sex and all the other ship I'm just
Speaker 1: bad at But that's what I'm saying. So if you're
Speaker 1: really good at sex, you're gonna be good at sex
Speaker 1: with this woman like you are, this woman, like you
Speaker 1: are this woman. You don't like that analogy I'm trying
Speaker 1: to draw. I just feel really triggered because you know,
Speaker 1: I think that you can tell a nigger you want
Speaker 1: to have fun, but I can't tell I want to
Speaker 1: have fun. The other one what fun ship wasn't as
Speaker 1: the feelings part. But that means I actually I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna push the away, yo, But that means I see
Speaker 1: something in you. But if you see something, and why
Speaker 1: we I'm not giving up because I'm not ready to
Speaker 1: give up all my bushes yet. I'm not. You haven't
Speaker 1: proved to me that I should give up all my
Speaker 1: bushes for you. And that's what I'm saying. If we
Speaker 1: get to that point, No, if you don't do everything
Speaker 1: that I want in a relationship, why am I going
Speaker 1: to sea at the same time as a woman as
Speaker 1: your girlfriend? Off and your girlfriend it hopes it being
Speaker 1: your girl. And see, that's the thing. That's that's the
Speaker 1: thing me alone about that I'm not gonna see here
Speaker 1: is show up to be the woman you think I
Speaker 1: need you to be. I'm not even kidding, Mandy, I
Speaker 1: don't know how big I mean. He'd be making a
Speaker 1: bitches squared across the room, but you'll be talking like, Yo, Dick,
Speaker 1: I almost need to know. I almost need to for her.
Speaker 1: For me, it's not even you don't do nothing. I
Speaker 1: need to see it. I don't think I need to
Speaker 1: see a tape, go talk to your friends the way
Speaker 1: that Ran talked. Enough I talked. I'm scared to know
Speaker 1: what it would be like. I ain't gonna lie because
Speaker 1: then I might like I want to wipe him, and
Speaker 1: then I look crazy because he's like, you go to
Speaker 1: sex that one hour ago? This bit, But that's what
Speaker 1: God does. No, it's okay. Yan Ryan said he would
Speaker 1: be six four if he was standing on his penis,
Speaker 1: So there's that I would be hurt. I mean it
Speaker 1: gets hard. Um, anyways, if you enjoyed today, No, we
Speaker 1: we guest here, Yeah, we got. We're gonna do homemail
Speaker 1: because we we got so much homemail because we haven't
Speaker 1: been in the studio and so long. So help us
Speaker 1: with this wholemail. If you guys are interested in sending
Speaker 1: homemail over to us, It's horrible decisions at gmail dot com. Um.
Speaker 1: This title says I have ninety nine problems and the
Speaker 1: dick is one. Um. Oh, we'll get through it. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: I just came across y'all's podcast due to Breakfast Club
Speaker 1: interview to do Too. I love the podcast and love
Speaker 1: to hear about sex and dick all day at work.
Speaker 1: Now to issue I'm hanging with this guy who I've
Speaker 1: known for years, and we are good friends. We have
Speaker 1: a situation ship. Basically, he winds and dines me, buys
Speaker 1: me cute stuff, and then we fuck. He makes good
Speaker 1: money at his day job and has some hustles on
Speaker 1: the side. He's cool and funny and we have a
Speaker 1: good time. But he has a less than large dick.
Speaker 1: I can feel him when he goes inside of me, like, seriously,
Speaker 1: I can't feel oh, he said. She said, I can't
Speaker 1: feel him when he goes inside of me, like seriously,
Speaker 1: I can't even feel his dick. All I feel is
Speaker 1: the pounding of hips against me. Plus, he can't eat
Speaker 1: my plussy. I told him how to eat it over
Speaker 1: text during the act, but he just can't do it right.
Speaker 1: The sex last for about five to eight minutes, and
Speaker 1: the only way I get pleasure is by rubbing my clip.
Speaker 1: I want to feel some dick too. I've never came,
Speaker 1: and I've talked to him about how to make sex better,
Speaker 1: but it's the same every time. Hold on, I need
Speaker 1: at least four she said. I need at least a
Speaker 1: four finger dick, and he has like a two finger dick.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's because I really don't feel
Speaker 1: a connection with him or something else, any ideas on
Speaker 1: how the sex can be better. I trust him and
Speaker 1: that's why I sucked him. But ps, I just need
Speaker 1: a big dick. Honestly, have nothing to say I do.
Speaker 1: So one of the things that I that wasn't me
Speaker 1: being pessimistic. I'm just being totally honest. So don't come
Speaker 1: it's not big enough you don't feel a connection with him. Well,
Speaker 1: if it's not big enough, because she's because she's getting everything,
Speaker 1: She's getting everything else, getting everything else. So well, my
Speaker 1: my suggestion, my suggestion is, um, well, of course, if
Speaker 1: he has a small dick, I would say, of course,
Speaker 1: the first advice would be let him fuck you in
Speaker 1: the house. Um, that whole is smaller. You will feel
Speaker 1: the dick going in there. But also something that I
Speaker 1: was doing with my partner that I just really started
Speaker 1: enjoying was double vaginal penetration with a dildo. So he
Speaker 1: would uh put the dick inside me first and then
Speaker 1: squeeze his dick on top of the dildo in my pussy.
Speaker 1: So I really healthy, but it like it was amazing.
Speaker 1: But if you're saying you don't feel the dick at all.
Speaker 1: I would say, add a dildo into the mix and
Speaker 1: do like some double vaginal penetration. I think it's amazing.
Speaker 1: But also something that would be cool is if you
Speaker 1: then maybe have him in your ass and then double
Speaker 1: DP was having him fuck you in the vagina while
Speaker 1: he sucks you, and he is going to be so
Speaker 1: his head is gonna be fucked up. I'm not saying
Speaker 1: like that. I'm saying to know that every conversation that
Speaker 1: you'll have is always positive, besides when you're getting the
Speaker 1: bedroom and then when you're like, all right, let's try
Speaker 1: this because this is bigger than you, so your little
Speaker 1: dick on my ass or I don't think that's true.
Speaker 1: I think it just seems like it's fun. I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna hold you. Not my ex when he used to
Speaker 1: suck me with the King Noir dildo, he'd be like,
Speaker 1: you don't make that noise with me, Like I made
Speaker 1: a different noise, but he's shoving me. It was a
Speaker 1: different size. He's trying to say, like, she hasn't she
Speaker 1: gets no pleasure at anything. As soon as you take
Speaker 1: anything biggeran when she has, she's gonna go crazy. How
Speaker 1: is that gonna make him feel luck? Really sorry? But
Speaker 1: he's not. You're not you can be right? Oh okay,
Speaker 1: seeing the reaction, I know he loves me, but I
Speaker 1: know my ass ain't that fact. You know what you got?
Speaker 1: But he know, he know he's a fun guy with money.
Speaker 1: They have great dinner with money. He knows that he
Speaker 1: get ober her home. But you can't make me come,
Speaker 1: all right, so let's try something else. If she's not
Speaker 1: coming and not faking it, he definitely knows. But when
Speaker 1: she does start coming, because you put a dildo in her,
Speaker 1: you don't think his self contra because he's controlling that
Speaker 1: used to come crazy with a vibrator, she'd come. It's
Speaker 1: not the million, it's not the million. Your ego. Now
Speaker 1: that's hip. Get over that. That's a security for the ego.
Speaker 1: At least he ain't broke. We're a small dick. That's
Speaker 1: really bad the money hopes. I'll say this. If he's
Speaker 1: taking care of everything and buying this and all that
Speaker 1: for him, I would leave her because somebody's gonna not
Speaker 1: gonna write no letters about my little dick. And I'm
Speaker 1: doing alright. Got you gotta go, I gotta goddamn. I
Speaker 1: gotta like, look, I got everything together. I'm giving gifts out,
Speaker 1: say trips. I got a good job, my dick. But
Speaker 1: somebody is going to accept this for everything that I
Speaker 1: do have friends that like small dicks, so maybe I
Speaker 1: do too. Yeah, they'd be like every time I collect,
Speaker 1: like we have that three something together and she's just
Speaker 1: like that, and I was like that was too big.
Speaker 1: I don't like so fellas homie. If he's not listening
Speaker 1: to the show, I'm gonna say this. I hope you
Speaker 1: find the link. Go get another joint man. She don't.
Speaker 1: She don't respect your little means you got you always
Speaker 1: gotta respect and sucking a small dick like this, it's awful.
Speaker 1: But we talked about it on If I'm like sucking
Speaker 1: an echo and got the straw and it's really your dick,
Speaker 1: that is a problem to me. I don't want to
Speaker 1: be able to whistle on your dick. What are we doing?
Speaker 1: I need to be I need to be like this's
Speaker 1: gonna want to this is nickis. Don't are not born
Speaker 1: like yo, let me get the little dick on the
Speaker 1: seven bro. You give me that. Like someone was able
Speaker 1: to buy new tips, I do feel like science should advance.
Speaker 1: We can go, but you can you can do No, no, no,
Speaker 1: you can. They're surge you to get extended. Absolutely, but
Speaker 1: I would never wouldn't but I don't want to know.
Speaker 1: But I was talking about the big old do the
Speaker 1: vampire facials and they take the blood plasma from your face.
Speaker 1: They're not doing that to they could. But I was
Speaker 1: talking to somebody recently and they worked somewhere in the
Speaker 1: doctor world, and they were like, a kidney up, you
Speaker 1: can get that, but no, but they were saying like that.
Speaker 1: The problem with people that want to get like, will
Speaker 1: make your dick larger is the thing that they can
Speaker 1: do is make it wider. They can make it longer,
Speaker 1: but they can really make it wider. So go cash up.
Speaker 1: But I don't want to feel that pain in any
Speaker 1: what hell no, what was worse the pain of this
Speaker 1: email or the paint of getting your dick. Listen, if
Speaker 1: you got a job, you're making bread. I've seen hair transplant,
Speaker 1: I've seen the ugliest the ugliest niggers were bad joins
Speaker 1: yourself of whatever, So go do your thing. King. I
Speaker 1: mean there are women that like ugly niggas, but that
Speaker 1: they have like ugly niggas good like little dicks. I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure that's this dredgs like ugly niggas with little dicks. Man,
Speaker 1: my homeboy said he got his hair um like replenished.
Speaker 1: Whatever he paying fills the follicle, right, But there's like
Speaker 1: thousands of them. They need to figure out how to
Speaker 1: get this dick ship done for real. We need to
Speaker 1: talk to somebody, We need to bring any I don't
Speaker 1: have a problem with the dick. Stop be getting my tacks.
Speaker 1: Be real big with the big old bodies because they'd
Speaker 1: be over six eight, but they dicks be not. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you that doesn't always, No, it doesn't. I definitely.
Speaker 1: I told you the ballplayer. And I was a fan. Now,
Speaker 1: I mean, like, this is why you love basketball somebody, okay, sorry?
Speaker 1: And I was a fan. I was a fan. It
Speaker 1: was the word that I ever had in my life.
Speaker 1: Like another round so high last night exactly what them
Speaker 1: three pumps wasn't didn't make you sigh? That's basketball game
Speaker 1: in l A. Yeah. I went to the next game. Actually,
Speaker 1: I felt so. I was in a suite. Shout out
Speaker 1: to some a dog you're gonna I went went into
Speaker 1: was crazy dog my ship was like, now they come
Speaker 1: in and give you fucking wrist bands if you vaccinate.
Speaker 1: Its a bitch. I'm I'm the only one not with
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Speaker 1: but check out the reruns of Sex Cells. Oh I
Speaker 1: know I'm getting my season two, I meant on TV anymore.
Speaker 1: As far as like live episodes, I hope you guys
Speaker 1: enjoyed it. Um, we had an amazing fucking slew of guests.
Speaker 1: Shout out to all of them, Hope, Rory, my mom,
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Speaker 1: molding his penis on TV. If I forgot you, I'm
Speaker 1: so young Viper. If I forgot you, I'm really sorry
Speaker 1: you guys Like Yeah, Mandy and Ryan are putting bananas
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Speaker 1: This has been yet another episode of Horry bled. This
Speaker 1: is your go ahead, y'all. Hold you asked me to
Speaker 1: do the motherfucker outline, and we're gonna get to the
Speaker 1: motherfucking outline. Goddamnit. This is Horrible Decisions where we have
Speaker 1: outlines and segments. Sont no no no no no no
Speaker 1: no no no no no no no. Let me take
Speaker 1: a segway right here, Channa, you can take this motherfucking
Speaker 1: clip hold to funk on. We're gonna talk about this
Speaker 1: ship real quick. What are we talking about? Yesterday? I
Speaker 1: put up a post. Are we gonna have we We're
Speaker 1: gonna have this conversation. I'm through with it. I've had
Speaker 1: it and I'm done with the bullshit. We put up
Speaker 1: a post, I said, Mandy, I think it's time for
Speaker 1: us to have a showrunner. Like, I'm creating too many
Speaker 1: shows right now. If anyone knows what my job entails,
Speaker 1: it's literally modulizing shows. It's not easy. Plus we both
Speaker 1: have other podcasts, like we make our own outlines. We've
Speaker 1: been doing this for five years, and I think with you,
Speaker 1: we're probably one of the only people will I know
Speaker 1: they create their own um outlines at this point. I
Speaker 1: mean we which I think we we all. I think
Speaker 1: you and I have because we've been in it so long.
Speaker 1: We do so on all of our on all of
Speaker 1: our podcasts because I know you and you and Eddie
Speaker 1: do that. What my assistant kind of gets the facts
Speaker 1: now and I know how that sounds. I don't want
Speaker 1: to say, but yeah, I'm still out here doing it
Speaker 1: the three Pods and two Patriarchs. Well, I mean only
Speaker 1: because for my new job, I have to make a
Speaker 1: podcast and I can't cloud it. It's hard. But no,
Speaker 1: there's this thing called the showrunner. If anyone has ever
Speaker 1: heard of what a showrunner is, A showrunner basically like
Speaker 1: Charletemagne does that with brilliant idiots, right, Taylor will come in,
Speaker 1: she will print out things that they should talk about,
Speaker 1: things they should discuss. You'll lead them into conversation. Um.
Speaker 1: It's a very common thing for anyone that has a
Speaker 1: radio show or I'm sure they have it for the
Speaker 1: breakfast club too, right. Um. So anyway, Mandy agreed, and
Speaker 1: I put out a Instagram post yesterday. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: read it to you because I don't think I asked
Speaker 1: for anything that was two fucking nuts. Okay, I said,
Speaker 1: and I quote um paid internship. Um. The reason I
Speaker 1: said internship is because I don't mind if the person
Speaker 1: is UM. Just like New Horrible Decisions, looking for a
Speaker 1: showrunner and producer must be black poc in n y C.
Speaker 1: A listener of the show have the ability to present
Speaker 1: for some of the episodes. To be present for some
Speaker 1: of the episodes, um have experienced creating content a white
Speaker 1: woman or maybe she was Laftina. I don't know. There
Speaker 1: were multiple white people under their upset, but I know
Speaker 1: that the white woman you're about to reference did delete
Speaker 1: our comments. But so let's get into that. She said, wow, um,
Speaker 1: you have a way larger fan base than that way
Speaker 1: to um either alienate I think was the word she used,
Speaker 1: um your fan base. And where my issue lies, please share,
Speaker 1: is because I am asking for a showrunner to create
Speaker 1: content for a show about the black sexual experience. Let
Speaker 1: me just say that one more time. We are looking
Speaker 1: for a showrunner, producer, content creator to make content for
Speaker 1: a nigga show. And the reason I say in nigga
Speaker 1: show is because this is not a show that just
Speaker 1: happens to star black people. It's a show about then
Speaker 1: nigga experience. And when she said something about like who
Speaker 1: I do it for, bitch number one, I have never
Speaker 1: and we do not ever make episodes and think white
Speaker 1: people are gonna get sucked up about it. Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: And bitch, what the goddamn fun do I look like
Speaker 1: saying to myself, I'm just gonna stop talking. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm listening. I'm listening. No, Like, I don't know what
Speaker 1: you're going through over here, and it's weird, and so
Speaker 1: I just stand on in edible. But I think we're
Speaker 1: gonna get through this, and I really think it's important
Speaker 1: for you to go the funk off I and not
Speaker 1: seeing nipple. I can't see who's scream recording. But this
Speaker 1: is for you because I love real quick. Um. I'm
Speaker 1: hoping that I'm not getting this wrong, but I do
Speaker 1: believe I want to. I want to give a shout
Speaker 1: out to the whites that are about to be in
Speaker 1: here and hear this, So shout out to Tequila Mockingbird.
Speaker 1: She looks white. Um, let me see if I see
Speaker 1: any other Caucasions in here. Um. No, just Tequila. But
Speaker 1: with the name Tequila, I'm gonna Hustum. She was born
Speaker 1: in Mexico. So outside of that, I want to give
Speaker 1: you the complete floor to drag these white people for
Speaker 1: phil Okay, no, no, no, you you join in. Oh oh, well,
Speaker 1: you know I don't even like paint dick, so boom,
Speaker 1: but the paint dicks out there beach. Okay, your turn. Uh.
Speaker 1: Someone said they're concerned, is hr. I don't need to
Speaker 1: answer to a fucking hr because we ain't got my
Speaker 1: motherfucking hr. And do you know how many crackers be
Speaker 1: just hiring crackers because if you've got a little crazy name,
Speaker 1: they're not even gonna invite you into the interview. I'll
Speaker 1: be honest. Them niggas didn't know I was me until
Speaker 1: I say yes, I'm a man dahni it was gonna
Speaker 1: be me, huh, some piece of ship who like I
Speaker 1: don't know if he deleted his comment too, but like
Speaker 1: it really annoyed me. A Jewish dude who always be
Speaker 1: in my fucking comments, like rep through your Jewish