WEBVTT - Ep 229: Sticking in My Heaux Phase (Ft. Ryan) 0:00:02.520 --> 0:00:06.000 Guess what decision we're about to make a horrible decisions? 0:00:08.280 --> 0:00:11.320 Yo yo yo yo yo, yo yo yo yo. I 0:00:11.400 --> 0:00:13.360 know alright, Sorry what I haven't been in here in 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:17.320 a while. Welcome guys, it's another I think I'm trying 0:00:17.360 --> 0:00:25.040 to be I'm looking for my ghostwriter. Okay, decisions. Welcome 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:28.560 to another episode, guys of Horrible Decisions. Did your girl 0:00:28.560 --> 0:00:31.760 Mandy b a k A full court pumps a k 0:00:31.920 --> 0:00:34.760 A page the Stallion? Yes, baby, she is back. I 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:38.040 am her. What's up? Oh? And I'm sitting with my 0:00:38.080 --> 0:00:40.199 co host and a friend. But my co host is 0:00:40.280 --> 0:00:43.320 right here. Go ahead, this is Andy's musical decisions. I'm 0:00:43.360 --> 0:00:45.920 just here as a judge, and as well as we 0:00:45.960 --> 0:00:50.199 have Ryan here. We got Ryan. You're from Florida. I 0:00:50.240 --> 0:00:53.200 am shout out full seven shop of city, but black black, 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:55.200 that's amazing, And so what do you We're not gonna 0:00:55.240 --> 0:01:00.360 do this. We're not gonna We're not gonna do it's reading. 0:01:00.480 --> 0:01:05.240 It's reading eating COOCHI actually is it the length for 0:01:05.280 --> 0:01:08.520 you or the paint? Wait? Wait, I'll look like yes, 0:01:09.200 --> 0:01:11.640 just just but I don't look like I sucked dick too. 0:01:11.720 --> 0:01:15.000 You've always had a carpet bitch. You are a carpet man, 0:01:15.319 --> 0:01:17.200 a real one. But you have you have you have 0:01:17.240 --> 0:01:20.959 the aora, but I don't have the oora. You gotta 0:01:20.959 --> 0:01:23.679 be gott to be perfectly shaven. You know what's crazy. 0:01:23.720 --> 0:01:25.280 I ain't gonna hold you. I'm cool with a little 0:01:25.280 --> 0:01:27.880 bit of hair down there. I ain't even hold a 0:01:27.920 --> 0:01:29.560 little bit of up. I mean as long as like me, 0:01:31.280 --> 0:01:33.640 as long as she didn't like freshly shaven. Now the 0:01:33.720 --> 0:01:36.240 pubes are stuck in my teeth, like I'm cool with 0:01:36.240 --> 0:01:41.880 a little peach buzz down there. It ain't get Mandy 0:01:41.920 --> 0:01:44.480 your song choice. We're not doing this. We heard the 0:01:44.560 --> 0:01:48.360 yo yo, you know, Nick? Sorry, you know I'm still 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:51.280 I'm still there. I've literally been seeing Trina every week. 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:54.040 Cadence for me when you when I do, I'll tell you, 0:01:54.040 --> 0:01:55.840 I'll tell you what. There's a whole bunch of ship 0:01:55.880 --> 0:01:59.559 I did not know I did this is I started 0:01:59.640 --> 0:02:01.960 this as when you start that, we're not going to 0:02:02.040 --> 0:02:03.800 do that. I didn't know. I didn't. I never heard 0:02:03.840 --> 0:02:06.520 the ship about red Bottoms. I never heard that song. 0:02:07.080 --> 0:02:12.560 What do you mean, Trina? Yeah, I never heard that song. Yeah, yeah, 0:02:13.080 --> 0:02:16.480 from and that is why y'all heard it that song 0:02:16.600 --> 0:02:19.600 did not make it pass. There's no way. No, you're lying. 0:02:19.919 --> 0:02:21.600 I think it was just like a song for bitches. 0:02:21.840 --> 0:02:24.119 I think it was just song for Florida. No, no, 0:02:24.280 --> 0:02:25.720 because I used to live in Atlanta too, and it 0:02:25.800 --> 0:02:29.120 made it there. You brought it? No, I did it. 0:02:29.240 --> 0:02:31.600 I actually I feel like I did bring plies though 0:02:31.960 --> 0:02:35.680 like when I was When I was, no, they did 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:38.799 not know pretty pussy in high school. Pussy is miss 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:43.520 Pitty Pussy, but they but they didn't know pretty pussy 0:02:43.560 --> 0:02:46.000 because that was you brought pretty pussy. I brought pretty pussy. 0:02:46.240 --> 0:02:50.880 I did technically Florida ship. Did you see the comment? 0:02:51.240 --> 0:02:53.239 By the way, I'm blocked on Instagram for this. Hopefully 0:02:53.240 --> 0:02:54.760 I'm unblocked by the time you guys hear this. But 0:02:55.360 --> 0:02:58.160 there was someone that posted, they're not really from Florida, 0:02:58.200 --> 0:03:00.359 and I wanted to say, I understand if you guys 0:03:00.400 --> 0:03:04.320 think online, but has Mandy embodied anything but Florida on 0:03:04.360 --> 0:03:06.960 his little Bitch? I don't know what it is. Like 0:03:07.000 --> 0:03:10.680 Nigga said, did you say, Gator, don't do that? What's crazy? 0:03:10.800 --> 0:03:12.680 I did get a full right the University of Florida 0:03:12.800 --> 0:03:15.160 and chose not to go. And you have driven. That's 0:03:15.160 --> 0:03:17.480 a lot of alligators in your life. Now, I didn't like, 0:03:17.560 --> 0:03:22.480 that's that's Floridas. You're not driving past gators broat on 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:25.160 on the highway. N I went to gator Land, Like, 0:03:25.200 --> 0:03:27.839 there's a whole Gatorland in Florida. It's like an amusement park. 0:03:29.720 --> 0:03:32.120 You can have an abusing part based on the animal. 0:03:32.240 --> 0:03:37.080 Just just walks a Gatorlands. SeaWorld is different. Gatorland is like, Okay, 0:03:37.080 --> 0:03:41.960 you're going to see gators, like curious to know. So 0:03:42.000 --> 0:03:43.880 it's the summer. We've been seeing people in no masks. 0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:45.600 The CDC says we don't have to wear it. How 0:03:45.600 --> 0:03:47.160 do y'all feel when you walk into a store and 0:03:47.240 --> 0:03:48.960 somebody doesn't have a mask on? Did you just be 0:03:49.040 --> 0:03:51.840 like this is racist white privilege. I feel like that. 0:03:51.920 --> 0:03:57.120 I've been to states where they never have been getting fluid. 0:03:57.120 --> 0:04:02.280 Out to Florida them nigga's being public as as face 0:04:02.400 --> 0:04:05.240 like bare ass, they whole face. I'm like, I'm feeling 0:04:05.240 --> 0:04:09.000 your nose in your mask, Like I never heard nobody 0:04:09.000 --> 0:04:15.360 get flow at home like that. First, like I get 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:18.720 a whole all the time. What First off, it was 0:04:18.760 --> 0:04:21.080 in a different part of the state, okay, I'm sorry, 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:25.359 but she said it was like, yo, I've been flowing 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:28.279 the flow to somebody. I get flew out back to 0:04:28.320 --> 0:04:32.000 my home state, right, respect, But y'all been violating mask 0:04:32.920 --> 0:04:35.520 like manna, those are the places that the supermarket has 0:04:35.520 --> 0:04:37.080 been bothering me to the point where not my mom 0:04:37.200 --> 0:04:38.919 is doing this right. And I said to her, like, 0:04:39.160 --> 0:04:42.960 jewel we need because I don't know why you aren't 0:04:42.960 --> 0:04:45.279 wearing masks. And she was like, like, I vaccinated. And 0:04:45.279 --> 0:04:47.599 I was like, mom, but still you old money, Like 0:04:47.960 --> 0:04:49.080 how are you know wearing the mask? I was like, 0:04:49.120 --> 0:04:50.760 does it not make you feel weird? And she was 0:04:50.839 --> 0:04:53.960 like no, but honestly, it's the culture she's not used 0:04:54.000 --> 0:04:56.880 to wear. They never wore. It's so crazy because when 0:04:56.880 --> 0:05:01.080 when New York announced that they were CUOMO removed all 0:05:01.160 --> 0:05:05.240 the guidelines or all of the restrictions from COVID, they 0:05:05.240 --> 0:05:08.160 were like, home, it's been four hundred and seventy two 0:05:08.240 --> 0:05:11.720 days in New York City, like we were really locked 0:05:11.760 --> 0:05:14.760 the fun down here, Like and I know y'all motherfucker's 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:18.120 don't really know y'all was in Mexico being Taloom thoughts. 0:05:18.839 --> 0:05:22.040 Tell them data reason why Saloom is the ghetto. Most 0:05:22.040 --> 0:05:24.919 of these people right here, we were there, okay, I 0:05:24.960 --> 0:05:29.200 mean we were there for years ago. For come on, 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:34.200 you can't blame I mean I am gonna blame to 0:05:34.279 --> 0:05:37.120 plame social media because social media was there. Nobody didn't 0:05:37.120 --> 0:05:40.760 know what he was there. Honestly, when I went to Taloom, uh, 0:05:40.880 --> 0:05:42.359 this is like my second New Year's but it was 0:05:42.400 --> 0:05:45.920 when mackint introduced me to Ryan and uh Brian. I 0:05:45.960 --> 0:05:47.240 didn't even know he had a crib there. This was 0:05:47.279 --> 0:05:51.640 like years and years ago. So I remember thinking, like, damn, 0:05:51.680 --> 0:05:54.920 why would he get a house there? Son? My apartment 0:05:54.960 --> 0:05:57.160 that we stayed in was nine d g s last 0:05:57.240 --> 0:06:00.000 year in quarantine. It is two hundred thousand dollars now 0:06:01.080 --> 0:06:05.120 within twelve months. I can't imagine. And his family was 0:06:05.160 --> 0:06:07.880 telling me how they didn't even see the apartment. It 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:10.680 was a blueprint. We bought ours before I was even built. Bro, 0:06:11.040 --> 0:06:13.640 I feel like I've missed a whole wave of my life. 0:06:14.160 --> 0:06:17.400 I need somebody to tell me what's the next Saloom dog? Please? 0:06:17.720 --> 0:06:19.000 I mean, if you do, if you look on a 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:21.400 map and you know it was cam Koom first, then 0:06:21.400 --> 0:06:23.120 I went applied, then I went to Loom. You just 0:06:23.160 --> 0:06:25.960 followed up, but stay on the beach. Though. If you 0:06:26.040 --> 0:06:28.440 stay out on the beach, eventually, to them, we get overpopulated. 0:06:28.440 --> 0:06:30.280 You gotta move somewhere else. And then as they build 0:06:30.279 --> 0:06:31.960 the airport into Loom, that will be easier to go 0:06:32.040 --> 0:06:35.200 further off. So they are building airport. They've aut I'll 0:06:35.200 --> 0:06:36.960 say this. They've been talking abou building airports since I 0:06:37.000 --> 0:06:38.920 got my crib in so that was part of the 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:40.400 reason why we got the crib was like, yeah, they're 0:06:40.400 --> 0:06:44.239 building airport, and that was nine years. There's something happening 0:06:44.240 --> 0:06:46.040 in to Loom. You guys should watch The Dark Side 0:06:46.040 --> 0:06:48.080 of Saloom on YouTube, Like it's really good. If you 0:06:48.080 --> 0:06:51.440 like documentaries, you watched it Dark Dark, I've probably seen 0:06:51.480 --> 0:06:52.880 the Dark Side. I don't need to talk about the 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:57.800 problemt It talks about how, like the dark side, where 0:06:57.800 --> 0:07:00.320 are we going with this because the waters that the 0:07:00.320 --> 0:07:03.200 infrastructure is sucked up, everything is like ruined on white 0:07:03.200 --> 0:07:06.240 people love to wait. It's like a geography documentary. No, 0:07:06.360 --> 0:07:08.640 it's like, it's honestly, it's really interesting. It just talks 0:07:08.680 --> 0:07:11.360 about how like the town could only support like eight 0:07:11.360 --> 0:07:13.960 thousand people and now it's like a million a year ago. 0:07:14.280 --> 0:07:16.720 So the water, the electricity. They were saying, like, yo, 0:07:16.760 --> 0:07:19.120 if you're there and you complain for I'm like, understand, 0:07:19.160 --> 0:07:21.200 it wasn't supposed to be like this. The water is sacred. 0:07:21.440 --> 0:07:24.360 And now nigga's just don't hennes see it and pissing 0:07:24.400 --> 0:07:26.600 it the first time ruin to Loom. I'm not even 0:07:26.840 --> 0:07:28.400 like trying to make a joke like as niggas, but 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:30.920 like white people, definitely no, I'll tell you covid ruin 0:07:31.000 --> 0:07:32.680 to Loom. It hadn't. I wouldn't put it on a 0:07:32.760 --> 0:07:37.880 race or anything, just because before, I mean, I'm a 0:07:38.040 --> 0:07:39.600 first of all, I'm gonna put it on anyway. It's 0:07:39.600 --> 0:07:41.840 gonna be white, you know that. But I've been there 0:07:42.040 --> 0:07:43.480 for so long, and it used to be like a 0:07:43.600 --> 0:07:46.560 couple's thing, Like you couldn't stay in Snoom because there's 0:07:46.560 --> 0:07:48.360 no hotel, so you got applaly be a day trip 0:07:48.440 --> 0:07:51.120 ship like that. So now that this place to stay, 0:07:51.160 --> 0:07:54.480 which is still cool. But then nothing was open and everything, 0:07:54.520 --> 0:07:56.440 and then they see us there for months they're like, okay, 0:07:56.560 --> 0:07:58.560 that's open. I can't go here. I don't want to 0:07:58.560 --> 0:08:00.360 be stuck in my house. And then that's how it 0:08:00.480 --> 0:08:04.480 became a revolving door for and it was newer than Camcoon. 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:07.800 But here was the other interesting thing till like remember 0:08:07.840 --> 0:08:09.960 how it was saying like we couldn't leave this the 0:08:10.080 --> 0:08:12.440 country because we called Ryan and like March old Day 0:08:12.440 --> 0:08:14.320 and I and we were like, don't go to Puerto Rico. 0:08:14.480 --> 0:08:19.000 Everybody was this is one of shaming Ryan. You're gonna 0:08:19.040 --> 0:08:22.480 get You're gonna get stuck, and you're not gonna come back. 0:08:22.800 --> 0:08:26.000 That's week one. Week two is ha, it's almost hard 0:08:26.040 --> 0:08:27.400 for you to come back and they're not gonna let you. 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:30.320 How do you feel? And then my my rebuttal is 0:08:31.280 --> 0:08:33.640 so what are you doing at home? We weren't doing 0:08:33.720 --> 0:08:36.920 a goddamn Meanwhile, big guy got a cat, I'm tanned 0:08:37.000 --> 0:08:40.720 on the beach every day, eating good and bike every 0:08:40.800 --> 0:08:43.040 day and I'm fine. And then then it goes a month, 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:44.240 then it goes to mother and half. Then it goes 0:08:44.320 --> 0:08:46.760 from you're gonna get stuck to you know, they letting people, 0:08:46.880 --> 0:08:49.120 they letting people. Can I stay with you? Was like, 0:08:49.200 --> 0:08:50.839 now it's a dub, but pull up. And then but 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:52.120 it was it was rough to get in, like we 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:54.480 had to go, like the police said, like that's what 0:08:54.920 --> 0:08:58.520 I was there I walked, so ya can run? Oh god, 0:08:58.640 --> 0:09:02.880 it was easy, easy, all right. But if y'all didn't know, 0:09:02.960 --> 0:09:04.599 first of all, if y'all didn't know how to get in, 0:09:05.800 --> 0:09:07.439 if y'all don't know me, that y'all couldn't got to 0:09:07.480 --> 0:09:09.319 the beach, there's a whole bunch of things. Love acting 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:11.439 like he's the goddamn may ever to him. First of all, 0:09:13.679 --> 0:09:15.080 let me tell you what Ryan is. If y'all ever 0:09:15.080 --> 0:09:17.400 go to to you know how, it's niggas outside in 0:09:17.480 --> 0:09:19.560 any city being like, yo, y'all want to get in free, 0:09:19.600 --> 0:09:21.480 we got laid. Ryan is the man on the stoop 0:09:21.640 --> 0:09:24.199 in New York. He is letting you know, hey, I 0:09:24.320 --> 0:09:25.880 got it. I got it if you need it. I 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:28.480 got it so much the black person of to loom 0:09:28.600 --> 0:09:30.480 that when I meet other black people into the room 0:09:30.520 --> 0:09:32.600 that live there, I'm like, do you know Ryan? Yeah? 0:09:33.240 --> 0:09:41.160 Ryan kind of like, oh, I'm five nine. If that 0:09:41.320 --> 0:09:43.640 is really short to you? Check your boyfriend out. See 0:09:43.640 --> 0:09:48.600 how he looks at my six eight because I broke 0:09:48.720 --> 0:09:50.719 up with him talking about the past. And guess what, 0:09:50.880 --> 0:09:53.720 nothing on my phone right now? Six nine? What's up? 0:09:54.600 --> 0:10:00.960 Come on? An extra in just tells him all all 0:10:00.960 --> 0:10:03.040 I'm trying to say, is this is for the women 0:10:03.160 --> 0:10:05.199 with boyfriends at this one. Look at your man and 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:09.080 look at me and then just compares. She was going on, Okay, Ryan, 0:10:09.280 --> 0:10:12.320 just saying he still have you on a boat into Loom. 0:10:12.320 --> 0:10:14.520 That's what he said. Now, my friend did have us 0:10:14.559 --> 0:10:16.880 on a tug boat, but we was on a boat, 0:10:17.720 --> 0:10:21.000 that old school as boat. First of all, I wasn't 0:10:21.400 --> 0:10:22.839 It was a party boat. That's what people going on. 0:10:22.920 --> 0:10:26.000 Just a party. It was cool. Did you go, oh, 0:10:26.240 --> 0:10:32.360 I didn't know, cousin me shut up? All right, Well 0:10:32.480 --> 0:10:35.480 ye'all know. Bit's like an outline. Welcome to the show. Um, 0:10:36.480 --> 0:10:40.199 we're gonna get into our vanilla ship, vanilla ship for 0:10:40.320 --> 0:10:43.040 this week. Now. While we are not all parents, um, 0:10:43.240 --> 0:10:46.800 I'm very certain we all masturbate. Um. So this one 0:10:46.920 --> 0:10:49.520 comes from the New York Post. Doubt and parents are 0:10:49.800 --> 0:10:55.920 enraged over masturbation videos for first graders. Last fall, parents 0:10:56.000 --> 0:10:59.520 at the posht dollar per year dots in school got 0:10:59.600 --> 0:11:03.200 win that their first graders were being taught sexual education 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:07.800 lessons that included masturbation. They complained to school administrators, but 0:11:07.880 --> 0:11:11.800 were told that they had simply misinterpreted what Dalton's now 0:11:11.880 --> 0:11:16.720 notorious health and wellness educator Justine Fonte, who last let 0:11:16.760 --> 0:11:21.040 a controversial an explicit porn literacy workshop at another elite 0:11:21.080 --> 0:11:25.040 prep school, was teaching you hold on, hold on? What 0:11:26.559 --> 0:11:29.720 do you hold on? There's an ad? What's what school? 0:11:29.800 --> 0:11:34.040 What school? Dalton? Is this where you went? You know 0:11:34.200 --> 0:11:38.080 she's resigned since then? Did she? Yes? Six? I went there. 0:11:38.120 --> 0:11:43.280 That's where Epstein taught to They gave him that he 0:11:43.320 --> 0:11:45.120 didn't have no remember the doctor. He did have a 0:11:45.200 --> 0:11:47.000 degree document and he got the job. And it was 0:11:47.000 --> 0:11:49.000 a Dalton into prestigious white school. I went there K 0:11:49.120 --> 0:11:51.559 through six. I told you, I told you I was smart. 0:11:52.040 --> 0:11:55.520 So I was smart. So basically, there was a video 0:11:55.600 --> 0:11:59.800 of a cartoon used in one of her sex It 0:11:59.880 --> 0:12:01.960 was animated and I don't know that what you wanted 0:12:01.960 --> 0:12:04.480 me to play? I just because there's a link to it. 0:12:05.080 --> 0:12:06.839 Here we go. I have a lot of feelings about this, 0:12:06.920 --> 0:12:08.679 and I'm kind of pissed. How long? How long is 0:12:08.720 --> 0:12:12.640 it here? It's two minutes? But how does that sound 0:12:12.720 --> 0:12:18.439 you too? He said? Do you notice that when you 0:12:18.559 --> 0:12:22.199 say pep you giggle, but when you say penis you 0:12:22.280 --> 0:12:25.360 say it in a serious voice. I never noticed them. 0:12:25.440 --> 0:12:28.439 I don't think that's bad. Children and adults who know 0:12:28.600 --> 0:12:30.960 a first grade is not going to notice that, they 0:12:31.000 --> 0:12:33.880 make up cute or funny names for them. What's one 0:12:34.000 --> 0:12:40.719 for a girl's private parts? J who? I called it 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:51.079 my private Moving forward, let's get somewhere they they do. 0:12:51.800 --> 0:12:54.199 It can be harder to see. But girls have a 0:12:54.320 --> 0:12:59.959 tiny hole in the front of the That doesn't sound bad. 0:13:00.720 --> 0:13:05.400 I don't think you heard it. You've heard it. Keep going. 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:08.360 How come my penis gets big sometimes? Oh, here we go. 0:13:09.280 --> 0:13:13.120 That's called an erection. Sometimes I touch my penis because 0:13:13.160 --> 0:13:16.400 it feels good. Sometimes when I'm in my bath or 0:13:16.480 --> 0:13:18.560 when Mom puts me in bed, I like to touch 0:13:18.600 --> 0:13:21.440 my va. For two, you have a clitterist there, kayleb, 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:25.080 it probably feels good. That's not bad to me. Okay, 0:13:25.200 --> 0:13:29.839 hold on, okay, no, yeah, but I'm not gonna hold you. 0:13:30.200 --> 0:13:33.839 We was playing teacher at house and I was hunting 0:13:33.880 --> 0:13:37.800 all of my little mama's, my daddy's girlfriend's sons and 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:42.800 cousins and friends, and everyone was figuring it out like 0:13:42.960 --> 0:13:45.920 that's a real thing. So to me, first grade, you 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:49.240 think that's okay? First grade? If if? If as a 0:13:49.320 --> 0:13:53.680 first grader, let me ask you as a first grader. Okay, 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:55.240 but I want to ask you, but did you have 0:13:55.320 --> 0:13:59.040 erections as a six year old? I don't believe so, 0:13:59.240 --> 0:14:02.920 but humping our headboards, I was humping Big Teddy Bear. 0:14:03.600 --> 0:14:10.960 I'll say I was having sexual interactions at six years old. 0:14:12.480 --> 0:14:17.200 It was like eight, But I know it's before first 0:14:17.200 --> 0:14:20.440 grade because it happened in preschool. Yeah, the first grade, 0:14:20.480 --> 0:14:23.840 you're like six, seven years old. I say that to say, though, 0:14:23.960 --> 0:14:26.520 I don't want someone teaching my kid about pleasure at six. 0:14:26.640 --> 0:14:29.040 But this isn't pleasure. But to me, that's if y'all 0:14:29.040 --> 0:14:31.760 want to sit here. Everyone loves science but me, And 0:14:31.800 --> 0:14:33.160 now I'm about to sit here and stick up for 0:14:33.200 --> 0:14:36.360 the motherfucking bullshit as science what we feel as far 0:14:36.480 --> 0:14:40.360 as pleasure, they're not teaching you how to move forward 0:14:40.400 --> 0:14:43.520 with pleasure. They're explaining why your dick gets hard. They're 0:14:43.560 --> 0:14:47.040 explaining why when you touch yourself, bitch, the shower hair 0:14:47.160 --> 0:14:48.840 used to come down, and I'll be like, God, damn, 0:14:48.880 --> 0:14:51.120 why do I feel like that? So to me, it's 0:14:51.160 --> 0:14:54.240 important to understand why our bodies feel the way they 0:14:54.360 --> 0:14:59.920 do in things. I'm totally against uh, any person that's 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:03.320 not me teaching my six or seven year old why 0:15:03.440 --> 0:15:06.760 they're touching themselves and even if their brains can't grasp 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:09.720 that concept, because now I have more questions. I'm thirty 0:15:09.800 --> 0:15:12.360 years old, and I have more questions after I heard that, Now, 0:15:12.440 --> 0:15:13.880 what are you telling me about the clitter is? Because 0:15:13.880 --> 0:15:15.240 she said, oh, because you have a clitter? Is there? 0:15:15.520 --> 0:15:18.160 What does that mean? But good stuff? But well now 0:15:18.280 --> 0:15:20.440 why why? What if you never touched it and now 0:15:20.480 --> 0:15:22.840 you want to start touching it. Kids start touching themselves, 0:15:22.880 --> 0:15:25.320 and there's there's a little bit, there's no little to 0:15:25.440 --> 0:15:27.440 no shame at that age. I don't know when you're 0:15:27.440 --> 0:15:29.560 gonna start touching it with other people. Now. I don't 0:15:29.560 --> 0:15:31.040 know if my kid is sitting in a class with 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:33.840 other boys and wanted to touch them. I also don't 0:15:34.000 --> 0:15:39.920 find that my six year old can grasp feeling safe enough. 0:15:40.040 --> 0:15:41.440 I don't know if they have a male teacher or 0:15:41.480 --> 0:15:44.240 female teacher. Both can be predatorial. And then what if 0:15:44.280 --> 0:15:46.800 they ask that person questions about their genitals? And now 0:15:46.920 --> 0:15:48.720 my fucking six year old is asking a grown as 0:15:48.880 --> 0:15:51.520 woman about her own clitter? Is? I think I think 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:57.880 the problem, though, is these conversations because especially with with 0:15:58.040 --> 0:16:02.960 with girls specifically the conversation is, don't have sex. The 0:16:03.080 --> 0:16:06.480 conversation is sex is bad. The conversation is, bitch, don't 0:16:06.520 --> 0:16:08.560 get pregnant. The conversation is, you can't have a boyfriend 0:16:08.640 --> 0:16:11.800 until you're married. So the real, the real conversation that 0:16:12.000 --> 0:16:16.280 is here is that parents specifically are not having the 0:16:16.360 --> 0:16:19.560 conversation about sex at all with their children until it's 0:16:19.600 --> 0:16:22.280 too late. Business. My mama didn't know I was sucking 0:16:22.520 --> 0:16:24.960 until I showed up crying to her with a pregnant 0:16:25.040 --> 0:16:27.960 a positive pregnancy pregnancy test. So to be fair, that 0:16:28.200 --> 0:16:31.200 is the problem too. I think that I think first now, 0:16:31.320 --> 0:16:34.720 I think normalizing the conversation to where you understand why 0:16:34.760 --> 0:16:37.120 you're feeling like this, like sex ad For a lot 0:16:37.200 --> 0:16:39.120 of us, those are the first. The first time I 0:16:39.160 --> 0:16:43.880 saw a condom was fucking maybe middle school. But I 0:16:43.960 --> 0:16:46.720 also say this, we we were google up in a 0:16:46.800 --> 0:16:51.160 different year generation like the ship that these kids see 0:16:51.240 --> 0:16:53.760 next and have access to that have access to, Like, 0:16:53.880 --> 0:16:55.520 we didn't have social media. We couldn't just hop on. 0:16:55.840 --> 0:16:57.560 We had to go on a O. Well it wasn't 0:16:57.680 --> 0:16:59.960 that we had to wait for the dot. But that's 0:17:00.000 --> 0:17:01.520 even when we were older, when we were in like 0:17:01.720 --> 0:17:03.640 second grade, there was none of that ship for us. 0:17:04.400 --> 0:17:06.520 We're on the computers that we had in second grade. 0:17:07.200 --> 0:17:11.120 You couldn't even you were doing Oregon Trap even worse, 0:17:11.200 --> 0:17:13.119 people outside playing catch and go get them. Yeah, but 0:17:13.160 --> 0:17:15.440 we're doing. No idea that the teacher was going to 0:17:15.520 --> 0:17:19.360 play this video. Also, Um so I'd asked both you guys, Ryan, 0:17:19.440 --> 0:17:22.040 tell me, would you be okay if your first grader 0:17:22.080 --> 0:17:23.840 came home and told you they saw a video like that, 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:25.719 and if you got sent the video and said we're 0:17:25.720 --> 0:17:28.720 gonna play this time, my kid probably already knew. I agree, 0:17:28.880 --> 0:17:31.440 I think, but my kid's going to be the kid 0:17:31.520 --> 0:17:33.400 that's gonna I was a kid in school that fucked 0:17:33.440 --> 0:17:37.520 up Christmas, So would you be? I saw my mom. 0:17:37.800 --> 0:17:40.440 I saw my mom rapping gifts. But my mom was 0:17:40.520 --> 0:17:42.359 a real and like, yo, don't think this like she 0:17:42.440 --> 0:17:44.000 played the sand ship more because she was like, Yo, 0:17:44.359 --> 0:17:45.520 it is what it is. I want you to know 0:17:45.640 --> 0:17:47.480 that I could get these gifts. So me being you 0:17:47.520 --> 0:17:50.200 know the kid that I am, I'm at Dalton. I 0:17:50.320 --> 0:17:52.240 go to the school, so that's they deserved that ship. 0:17:52.440 --> 0:17:54.399 I go to the school and I go to all 0:17:54.400 --> 0:17:55.840 the kids and I'm like, yeah, they're like saying, I'm like, 0:17:55.880 --> 0:17:58.840 ain't no fucking Santa, Like we were you when you 0:17:58.920 --> 0:18:04.440 did this first around around. So the school called my 0:18:04.560 --> 0:18:07.600 mom and was like, YO, are we understanding your household? 0:18:07.680 --> 0:18:10.320 Y'all don't y'all don't believe in Santa, but can you 0:18:10.400 --> 0:18:12.360 please She was like wow, she was like, my son 0:18:12.440 --> 0:18:14.439 knows that, you know, white man come down our chimney 0:18:14.480 --> 0:18:17.920 handing out gifts. I'm that person. So when you say 0:18:18.200 --> 0:18:19.840 if my second grade first grade, it came to me 0:18:19.880 --> 0:18:22.640 it was like, Yo, my first segrede probably gonna start 0:18:22.640 --> 0:18:26.760 teaching the class, Like Yo, that's not the truth to 0:18:26.880 --> 0:18:29.160 what I'm saying. Like, so it's different from me. Now. 0:18:29.320 --> 0:18:31.040 If it wasn't me and it was just a I 0:18:31.080 --> 0:18:33.560 would be upset if I didn't get an email or 0:18:33.600 --> 0:18:35.840 like a call from the school like Yo, look we're 0:18:35.880 --> 0:18:38.080 having this sexual education class. Maybe y'all can watch it 0:18:38.119 --> 0:18:39.840 first and see what y'all think. If y'all don't, if 0:18:39.840 --> 0:18:41.359 you don't want your kidness, we can remove them from 0:18:41.400 --> 0:18:44.920 the class in that period. I agree that. So that 0:18:45.080 --> 0:18:47.760 in a way, but also those these teachers are growing 0:18:47.800 --> 0:18:49.680 up the way that lady is probably not that old. 0:18:49.720 --> 0:18:54.760 I don't think age. I know I'm asking if it's 0:18:55.119 --> 0:18:58.680 because in my mind I won't say twenties but maybe 0:18:59.080 --> 0:19:01.200 maybe closer to the matter. But her mind, it's like 0:19:01.320 --> 0:19:02.960 she might be a millennial. And then we also got 0:19:03.080 --> 0:19:05.040 to think what we watch? What's the show on on 0:19:05.240 --> 0:19:08.760 Netflix when they teach you sexual ship? But it's in 0:19:08.840 --> 0:19:13.159 a grown her way, uh, that big mouth? So we 0:19:13.240 --> 0:19:15.320 have like that that's on Netflix that a child could 0:19:15.359 --> 0:19:18.600 really go and it looks like a cat and are 0:19:18.680 --> 0:19:21.160 going to be woke enough to be that millennial? Who 0:19:21.400 --> 0:19:24.000 is you know, forward with kids knowing their bodies and 0:19:24.080 --> 0:19:26.640 also know that consent is required, absolutely, And I think 0:19:26.720 --> 0:19:29.120 that's the real I think that's my only It's true. 0:19:29.200 --> 0:19:30.879 We are all you're a defense about it, and I'm 0:19:30.920 --> 0:19:33.280 defensive about it because we know we would teach our kids. Yeah, 0:19:33.320 --> 0:19:35.960 but also to be to be very fair, we was 0:19:36.080 --> 0:19:39.439 all watching rending simply SpongeBob. If you look back at 0:19:39.480 --> 0:19:42.560 those cartoons now, they're really no different than this than 0:19:42.640 --> 0:19:47.760 this cartoon, right, they just they in the innuendo eyes 0:19:47.800 --> 0:19:49.840 if that's even a word. But if you watch it now. 0:19:51.680 --> 0:19:55.520 But as a child, I didn't think that, but as 0:19:55.560 --> 0:19:57.760 a as a as a child, and you're telling me 0:19:58.200 --> 0:20:00.680 it is that's already known. That the thing, even the 0:20:00.720 --> 0:20:03.480 way this was taught as a child, I'm teaching you 0:20:03.640 --> 0:20:07.000 the scientific backing behind it. So as a child, I'm 0:20:07.080 --> 0:20:10.960 not sexualizing this video. I'm learning because it is a 0:20:11.080 --> 0:20:15.160 scientific video on anatomy, which we learned to love. The video. 0:20:15.920 --> 0:20:19.120 To me, as adults, we sexual life thing. A child 0:20:19.240 --> 0:20:24.360 is not going to sexual life. All. Let me see 0:20:24.359 --> 0:20:27.600 it first, bitch, we've learned about our Exama doesn't feel 0:20:29.160 --> 0:20:31.560 that's what they're talking about. It's not. But it's also 0:20:31.680 --> 0:20:34.359 touching your own. It wasn't saying to touch others. There 0:20:34.440 --> 0:20:38.040 was no sexualization in doing this for pleasure. It says, well, 0:20:38.080 --> 0:20:40.280 this is why you may be getting an erections pleasure. 0:20:40.280 --> 0:20:42.160 And they're talking about feeling good. And that's the thing. 0:20:42.320 --> 0:20:44.720 Like some kids are faster than the men wake up. 0:20:45.200 --> 0:20:49.040