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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. I hate this. I hate this. It

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Speaker 1: shouldn't be like this, but it is like this. So

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Speaker 1: here we are, ste me. They're sending our people to

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Speaker 1: You're an activist on the right, somebody I know a little.

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Speaker 1: Talk to him more than once. He's a veteran. They

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Speaker 1: quote seditious conspiracy conviction. Remember that, I remember, I've told

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Speaker 1: you when it comes to the DC Trump stuff, that's

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Speaker 1: Two that's the charge they're using to send these people

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Speaker 1: And do keep this in mind about our January sixth

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Speaker 1: political prisoners. They deserve every amount all the prayer and

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Speaker 1: support we give politicians as well. They're citizens, just like you,

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Speaker 1: just like me. They're patriots who have been attacked by

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Speaker 1: an extremely evil government. And what's happened in this country

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Speaker 1: This is another reason why they're not going to be

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Speaker 1: able to fill up the ranks of the military when

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Speaker 1: and sadly, I mean, gosh, it's freaking horrible. They don't

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Speaker 1: at how evil they are locking up their political opponents.

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Speaker 1: It's nice to live in the land of the free.

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Speaker 1: Here chucking these poor people in prison for decades. Man,

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Speaker 1: freaking disgraceful. All right, enough, it's the calls, maybe some emails,

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Speaker 1: William Tennessee, go boss.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, doctor Jesse a great listening to your show.

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Speaker 2: First time caller and been a lifelong Republican. And I

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Speaker 2: think a big part of that was whatever the Republican

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Speaker 1: That was Yeah, Donald Trump didn't do anything wrong on

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Speaker 1: January sixth. I'm sorry, didn't do anything wrong on January sixth. Hey,

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Speaker 1: Donald Trump, all you want, he didn't do anything wrong

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Speaker 1: in January sixth, and look at what. I'm happy to

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Speaker 1: criticize Trump when I disagree with him. I'm not some

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Speaker 1: It's perfectly legal and legitimate to say an election was

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Speaker 1: that's part of living in a free country. If you're

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Speaker 1: in a free country anymore. You live in a totalitarian society.

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Speaker 1: It's perfectly legal and legitimate to say the election was stolen.

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Speaker 1: If that's what you believe, then you get up on

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Speaker 3: Hey, I'm sorry. I live in Denver. I listen to

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Speaker 3: I love your show. I like your background. I appreciate

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Speaker 1: And Brian, why do you think you're a lefty? You're

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Speaker 1: not a lefty because you want the working man to

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Speaker 3: That's why I like your show because you seem to

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Speaker 3: just I don't know. I like you, dude, you'd be

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Speaker 3: I'm going uh like, I don't believe that this identity

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Speaker 1: I think I lost Brian there. That sucks, because that sucks.

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Speaker 1: That's good called Brian, your phone sucks, but that's good.

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Speaker 1: Call you call in any any time. Okay, So let's

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Speaker 1: let's piggyback off off of what he was saying here.

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Speaker 1: We'll get back to these other these, back to these

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Speaker 1: three this identity politics. He said he's read Marx, and

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Speaker 1: being a left thing. Well, that's not true. Let me explain.

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Speaker 1: Let me explain. Maybe Marx didn't lay it out explicitly,

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Speaker 1: in some form of identity politics. It took on that

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Speaker 1: in time when Mao Mao and he was doing his

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Speaker 1: I'm the same way, believe me, as you know, uncultured swine, Jesse,

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Speaker 1: I'm the exact same way. Well, everyone in China's just Chinese, right,

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Speaker 1: I didn't mean it that way, Chris. It's fine, we'll

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Speaker 1: what I mean, We just say, well, they're all Chinese.

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Speaker 1: But that's not true. China has this long long history,

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Speaker 1: it looks here. You black person, hate that white person,

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Speaker 1: You white person hate that Asian you. It always looks

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Speaker 1: religion of the malcontent, right, all right, we get back

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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. A good call with Jumpin'

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Speaker 1: Jack Flash Chris I had. That song is not thought

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Speaker 1: always delivers, always delivers. Man sentenced over threats to quote

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Speaker 1: hang Arizona officials over the twenty twenty election. I'm going

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Speaker 1: to again say this. You live in a country now

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Speaker 1: that is entirely hostile to you, a country dying, dying

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Speaker 1: to throw you in prison. They're craving the chance to

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Speaker 1: throw you in prison. Be smart and stay legal. That

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Speaker 1: includes your voicemails. Stop leaving, Stop having too many beers

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Speaker 4: Hey friend. Going back to your earlier point real quickly

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Speaker 4: about self defense, I think that a sweatsock full of

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Speaker 4: Nichols is probably legal in every state, but you probably

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Speaker 4: want to check your local jurisdiction. But what I wanted

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Speaker 4: they can capitalize on it. That's how you beget Bill

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Speaker 4: Clinton on our Senio Hall with the saxophone and the

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Speaker 4: we not ever put anybody up that's cool on the

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Speaker 1: Well, I think there's a bunch to this answer, and

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Speaker 1: it's a good question. It's a very good question. I

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Speaker 1: think there's bunks to this answer. Why why do they

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Speaker 1: have the cool guys? It got to the Obamas slick

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Speaker 1: In fact, our best politicians are freaking nerds and quite

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Speaker 1: frankly awkward, socially awkward. Dude. Ron de Santis is an

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Speaker 10: voices the truth about January sixth and the political prisoners.

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Speaker 11: But now I must mock you.

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Speaker 10: You know, I almost choked on my chewbaccos last night

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Speaker 10: when you admitted that you were getting your head buzz

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Speaker 10: peach buzz not shaved. So you're disrespecting you're disrespecting the

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Speaker 10: the venerable nickname of Cube wall.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, that counts the same thing, Johnny Jersey,

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Speaker 1: you haven't surgerybody.

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Speaker 5: Well, first off, Jesse, I'm a pure tall customer, and

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Speaker 5: I need to know. Does the bar have a bipod

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Speaker 5: or a four grip?

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Speaker 1: It's starving with both, Johnny.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm getting close to going under the knife. My

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Speaker 5: arm almost fell off when I shook your hand at

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Speaker 5: for Israel. I wasn't about to go international wounded or

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Speaker 5: carrying narcotics abroad. The insurance company's fighting with my little

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Speaker 5: I should be rehabbing.

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Speaker 1: Already, Johnny. Was it me, am? I superhuman strength? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I need all all you do spare man, all right, await.

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Speaker 1: All right, we'll do it. Vlad Tampa go.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, standing around, sitting or expressing their head?

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Speaker 1: Could you understand him? Or was that just me? You

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Speaker 1: guys couldn't either, Is it Vlad? Is it the flat

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Speaker 1: thing I put him on because his name was Vlad?

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Speaker 1: Do you know what I immediately thought of? Vlad the

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Speaker 1: want it to be this siege or that siege because

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Speaker 1: the battle stuff that all dudes would pick, you'd end

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Speaker 1: up regretting it because it would be horror, both the

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Speaker 1: would be like, what, Doug, stay with me walking through

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Speaker 1: a forest of bodies impaled on steaks. Yes, it would smell, Chris.

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Speaker 1: We'd have to get little clothes pins for our nose

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Speaker 1: be bad. But tell me that wouldn't be epic. I

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Speaker 1: the same time, the really look glad. The Impaler was

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Speaker 1: I get it. I finally used it. What, Chris, that's funny,

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Speaker 1: I don't know why you don't want you know what

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Speaker 1: an entire nation of people drying off with inferior garbage

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Speaker 1: Surprise Surprise eight hundred eighty four five zero five four four.

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Speaker 1: We will be back to finish up these calls. Then

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Speaker 1: we're going to talk about the doctor hearing Mitch McConnell headlines,

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Speaker 1: I didn't get to bad news out of Arizona and

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Speaker 1: so much more, But go get you some towels. All right,

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Speaker 1: we'll be back. Jesse Kelly Vaccian it is the Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. I do have an update on Senator loading screen.

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Speaker 1: You know how Mitch McConnell tried to speak and then

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Speaker 1: forgot where he was because, of course he's one of

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Speaker 1: the most powerful people in the country, so he can't

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Speaker 1: think that's just part and parcel for where we are

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Speaker 1: now is a nation. His doctor has medically cleared him

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Speaker 1: to continue to work. Doctor came out said he's totally fine.

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Speaker 1: And of course he's totally fine. Who among us doesn't

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Speaker 1: brain freeze and poop ourselves for forty five straight seconds

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Speaker 1: when we stand up and try to answer basic questions.

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Speaker 1: Of course he's fine. Who's worried about it? Arizona Secretary

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Speaker 1: of State taking challenges to Trump's ballat access very seriously, Gosh,

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Speaker 1: this is gonna be such a mess, what an absolute disaster. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I have done, in my own gentle way, the best

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Speaker 1: I think I can do to try to prepare everybody

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Speaker 1: for what is going to be a rough twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be a rocky year. If you will, we'll

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Speaker 1: get through it together. You me remember, family, neighborhood, community, legal, local,

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Speaker 1: all kinds of battles out there that we can win.

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Speaker 1: It can be a great year, just maybe not all

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Speaker 1: of it. Associated press coverage of courts climate is bankrolled

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Speaker 1: by dozens of left wing foundations. I uh, you know,

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Speaker 1: I actually think I want to do a whole thing

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Speaker 1: on this tomorrow. Probably I'm gonna set this aside. But

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Speaker 1: this goes back to what we talked about a lot

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Speaker 1: about how so much of communism has become ingrained in

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Speaker 1: our society. And we think, and this this is not

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Speaker 1: an insult to us, it's just our movement. Because we're

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Speaker 1: busy with life and family and working otherwise, we don't

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Speaker 1: think nearly as broad as the communists do. And when

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Speaker 1: you take a step back and we do these deep

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Speaker 1: dives into this stuff and you really assess how deep

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Speaker 1: the rabbit hole goes, how deep it goes, it can

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Speaker 1: be kind of a oh, kind of overwhelming. It's kind

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Speaker 1: of a lot to take in, a lot to take in,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, it is what it is. Kevin Tennessee, go.

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Speaker 5: What me what's going on.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be a no for me, Brody Atlantic.

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Speaker 11: Go hey, fabe, so I have an endorsement. I just

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Speaker 11: got a new best friend. His name is Rush and

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Speaker 11: he's a ten months or ten week old blue Dane

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Speaker 11: and I'm beating him rough greens. As far as my

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Speaker 11: activism goes, uh, as far as my activism goes, man,

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Speaker 11: I tell everybody in my orbit, Look, this is what's

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Speaker 11: messed up about this situation, and this is how you

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Speaker 11: fix it. Go to the primaries, go to the poles,

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Speaker 11: get in the people's faces that want to talk all

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Speaker 11: kinds of mess.

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Speaker 1: That's what we're talking about. And that reeb we read

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Speaker 1: that email about that earlier. That activism counts. When I

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Speaker 1: say tune your anger into activism. Remember it doesn't have

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Speaker 1: to be running for state house. It can be, and

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Speaker 1: if it is, I applaud you for it. You can

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Speaker 1: be just resolving that in our own circles. Remember, no

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Speaker 1: two people have the same circles. My circle looks different

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Speaker 1: than yours. Mine's much more white trash, but anyway, nobody

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Speaker 1: has the same circles. Just be an activist with your

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Speaker 1: friend's family, neighbors, and don't be discouraged when it doesn't

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Speaker 1: work the first time. Also take care of your dog,

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Speaker 1: puppy or old the same way Brody is taking care

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Speaker 1: of his dog. Brody's giving his puppy rough Greens. Why

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Speaker 1: don't you want the healthiest dog possible? Don't you either

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Speaker 1: eat well or at least know you should. Do you

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Speaker 1: have a fast food double cheeseburger and fries every single meal?

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Speaker 1: Do you?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 1: You don't. Why because it's empty calaries, there's no nutrition

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Speaker 1: in it. It's just bad for you. Well, that's what

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Speaker 1: dogfood is for your dog. Why do you give that

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Speaker 1: to your puppy? Why do you give that to your

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Speaker 1: old dog? Because we don't know any better. We don't

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Speaker 1: know that dog food is dead food. We think there's

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Speaker 1: nutrition in there. There's not. It's all the nutrition you

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Speaker 1: need right there in Roughgreens. Pour it on your dog's food.

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Speaker 1: The dogs scarf it up. For one Your dog will

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Speaker 1: eat better. My dog's digestive digestive issues disappeared, a shinier coat,

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Speaker 1: a healthier dog. My goodness and the breath to everything.

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Speaker 1: Free bags of it. They give away a free jumpstart trialbag.

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Speaker 1: Roughgreens dot com slash Jesse is where you get that,

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Speaker 1: or you can call them eight three three three three

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Speaker 1: my dog. And now here's a headline. Why go you know?

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Speaker 1: You know the thing headline we didn't get to. I

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Speaker 1: almost forgot before I get the headlines. I didn't get

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Speaker 1: to Tomorrow's ask doctor Jesse Friday. Get your ask doctor Jesse.

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Speaker 1: Questions in right now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.

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Speaker 1: Speaker McCarthy looking at starting Biden impeachment inquiry without floor

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Speaker 1: vote as several House Republicans not convinced on Biden corruption evidence.

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Speaker 1: You want to talk about turning your anger into activism.

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Speaker 1: Remember there is sadly nothing we can do to help

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Speaker 1: Donald Trump with his legal problems. We can watch them,

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Speaker 1: we can pray. We can, however, punish the useless House

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Speaker 1: Republicans who don't intend to do anything about it. They

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Speaker 1: are all up for reelection, all of them can be primaried.

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Speaker 1: Let us do so. Women should date short, bald men,

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Speaker 1: according to Jenna Hawking. I don't know who Jana Hawking is,

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Speaker 1: but Jenna, it's not gonna happen. Talls rule the world.

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Speaker 1: Shut up, Michael, We don't have to talk about hair.

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Speaker 1: Hair has nothing to do with height. Minneapolis residents feel

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Speaker 1: helpless as street becomes destination for drug deals. Tell me

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Speaker 1: how you voted, and I'll tell you how much I care.

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Speaker 1: Warnock's church resumes evictions from low income apartment buildings as

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Speaker 1: it enriches the Senator. This whole black liberation theology church

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Speaker 1: system in this country is so awful and evil. And no,

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Speaker 1: it's not all black churches by any stretches of the imagination.

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Speaker 1: But these these real kind of nasty types like WARNOCKX

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Speaker 1: Gavin Newsome blames progressive advocates and judges for California's homelessness crisis. Oooh,

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Speaker 1: sounds like somebody's running for president and doesn't want a

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Speaker 1: bunch of videos of a bunch of hoboes pooping on

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Speaker 1: the side walk ruining his chances out there. Portland public

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Speaker 1: schools no longer allowed to issue zeros for cheating or

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Speaker 1: missing work under new equity grading guidance. This is exactly

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Speaker 1: what we talked about a couple hours ago on the show.

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Speaker 1: By the way, remember you can download the entire show.

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Speaker 1: of Americans, mostly men, are eating half of our beast supply,

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Speaker 1: according to new research. I don't know, honestly, women eat

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Speaker 1: plenty of meat too. Blake masters to run for Kristen

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Speaker 1: Cinema's Senate seat.

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Speaker 2: Good.

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Speaker 1: I like Blake. I hope he wins it. Dozens of

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Speaker 1: death certificates list COVID nineteen vaccination as the cause of death.

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Speaker 1: Remember when the New York Times published the names of

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Speaker 1: was a guy who died in a motorcycle accident. Oh gosh,

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Speaker 1: those times when they lied about everything. Well, what a

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Speaker 1: country anyway, ask doctor Jesse Friday tomorrow and fun and stuff.

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Speaker 1: That'll be fun, won't it go for the night? I'll

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Speaker 1: see you back here in the morning or wait, evening anyway,

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Speaker 1: that's all