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Speaker 1: Today, we call a woman who works at a university

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Speaker 1: in the student services center, and part of her job

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Speaker 1: is helping new students acclimate to the college lifestyle. Oh sweet,

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Speaker 1: but I don't know if she's ever had a call

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Speaker 1: quite like this before, where an older adult learner named

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Speaker 1: Nancy is decided to enroll back in school again. She

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Speaker 1: remembers what college used to be like the first time

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Speaker 1: she went years ago. She's just hoping a lot is

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Speaker 1: still the same. You'll find out your phone tap right.

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Speaker 2: Now another.

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Speaker 1: Twenty twenties.

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Speaker 3: Thank you for calling the university. This is Jerry, the

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Speaker 3: student Services. How can I help you?

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Speaker 2: You know what, Jerry? I am so glad you're on

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Speaker 2: the phone with me. This is Nancy.

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Speaker 3: Nice to meet to Nancy. Are you a student here?

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Speaker 2: Well, not yet, but I am enrolled for the upcoming semester.

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Speaker 3: Wonderful. We love to have you. What can I help

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Speaker 3: you with today?

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Speaker 2: Well, I gotta be honest with you. I'm a little nervous.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, okay, Well what kind of things are you

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Speaker 3: nervous about? Maybe we can work through them.

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Speaker 2: I remember when I first went to college right out

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Speaker 2: of high school. I remember what it was like to

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Speaker 2: see those old weird people on campus. Oh, I don't

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Speaker 2: want that to be me.

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Speaker 3: So this isn't your first time attending a university then, Oh.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I haven't been since the nineties, So I

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Speaker 2: was just maybe hoping you could tell me, like, what's changed.

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Speaker 3: Because you know, I wasn't actually here back then, but

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Speaker 3: really hasn't changed that much?

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Speaker 2: Are people still making out in the library?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I want to get back there.

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Speaker 3: I didn't see the conversation going this way.

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Speaker 2: I have a story about me and an English professor

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Speaker 2: in the archives that would make you blush. Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: those were the good old days. Hopefully they're the days

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Speaker 2: that are to come as well.

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Speaker 3: All right, well, not the normal questions I get.

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Speaker 2: I was looking on your website and I couldn't find

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Speaker 2: any dates or times for when the co ed mixers

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Speaker 2: were co ed mix Do you have that listed somewhere?

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Speaker 3: You know, that's not really the stuff that I hear

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Speaker 3: about that much.

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Speaker 2: And what about some hot parties where I could get

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Speaker 2: my grind on?

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Speaker 3: Oh goodness, you know what.

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Speaker 2: I'd even go for a cool frat that needs somebody

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Speaker 2: to buy them some alcohol on the sly Oh.

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Speaker 3: Goodness, I can do that now. Okay, and Nancy, that's

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Speaker 3: not really something we can done here. If you're looking

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Speaker 3: for parties and what have you, you reach out in more

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Speaker 3: of your own time, or I do know some clubs

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Speaker 3: I can tell you about.

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Speaker 2: I do apologize. I'm just trying to fit in on campus. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: tell me the weird old lady. So I read online

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Speaker 2: that I need to send out riz Rin. Is there

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Speaker 2: a place to buy that?

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Speaker 3: You know? Not that I would know off the top

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Speaker 3: of my head, So they.

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Speaker 2: Don't have it at maybe the university bookstore.

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Speaker 3: No, no, well you will not find that in the

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Speaker 3: university bookstore. Can I just say one thing?

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Speaker 2: What about if I just hang out in the cafeteria

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Speaker 2: with a short skirt, I'm gonna have a lot of

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Speaker 2: money on that dining card. I could take care of

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Speaker 2: some people's dinners.

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Speaker 3: No, no, if you know what I mean, Nancy, I

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Speaker 3: know I can tell do you really want to fit

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Speaker 3: in and what have you? But this is kind of

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Speaker 3: outside my scope, outside my boundaries of what I would

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Speaker 3: normally discuss with a student.

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Speaker 2: So if I were to ask you about those anything

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Speaker 2: but clothes parties, you wouldh to have any ideas like

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Speaker 2: where they are.

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Speaker 3: I can honestly say that. No, I would not have

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Speaker 3: an idea of them.

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Speaker 2: I think I actually see what the issue is. What's

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Speaker 2: that you're kind of a loser, aren't you? Oh what,

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Speaker 2: you're not getting invited to any of the fraternities.

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Speaker 3: As a student services coordinator, we actually you're.

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Speaker 2: Like one of those dorm monitors tell people that hush

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Speaker 2: down when they're being too loud at night. Okay's kill.

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Speaker 3: You're really crossing the line here. I'm trying to help you.

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Speaker 3: I'm here to answer questions about the school that you have.

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Speaker 2: Really, I thought you were just trying to put me

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Speaker 2: to sleep. I don't think I don't think you would

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Speaker 2: be able to have fun if it slapped you in

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Speaker 2: the face.

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Speaker 3: So, Nancy, you did get accepted here. They're going to

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Speaker 3: let you attend school here.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean the school didn't say so much that,

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Speaker 2: but your brother in law, David said I could go.

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Speaker 3: Why didn't you talk David?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, David said they'd let any loser into your school.

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Speaker 3: What exactly are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: I'm talking about when he set you up for this

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Speaker 2: prank phone call.

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Speaker 3: It's a prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Because this is actually brug from the radio show

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Speaker 2: Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. Oh my god, we're

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Speaker 2: doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 3: Sorry.

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Speaker 2: David said, you're stressed out at work and may need

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Speaker 2: a good laugh.

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Speaker 3: I didn't even know what to say to you question.

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Speaker 3: I was just it was so uncomfortable.

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Speaker 2: So I was gonna bring one of those backpacks with

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Speaker 2: the rollers on them. You think that's cool.

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Speaker 3: I think the one that you sit on and you

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Speaker 3: can drive around would be a better I need you.

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Speaker 2: Finally, finally you say something helpful.

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Speaker 3: Wake Up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 3: the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,