Speaker 1: The second date update.
Speaker 2: Most businesses want to have return customers who keep coming
Speaker 2: back for more, like restaurants and salons dentists.
Speaker 3: Yes not us, wait, yes we do.
Speaker 2: Now we like to be used and abused and then
Speaker 2: tossed aside, because the whole goal of this segment is
Speaker 2: to try and get people to go on dates that
Speaker 2: hopefully go the distance.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, see that they don't have to come back.
Speaker 4: Yes, and get married exactly.
Speaker 2: And if we have a return customer, that means something
Speaker 2: went wrong and it was probably Brooks fault.
Speaker 4: Today, a guy.
Speaker 2: Named Eric has emailed us again for help, and this
Speaker 2: one's extra disappointing because Eric was actually on for an.
Speaker 4: Update update a while back.
Speaker 2: He told us him and a girl named Samantha hired
Speaker 2: a designated third person to go to concerts with them
Speaker 2: because they didn't like the same music.
Speaker 3: Oh, I remember that he was into like old music,
Speaker 3: like the Beatles or something.
Speaker 2: I think she was into the old stuff and he
Speaker 2: was in the new stuff like twenty one Savage.
Speaker 3: So then they had someone who would go with each
Speaker 3: of them separately.
Speaker 4: But Eric is back. Eric, was it Brook's fault?
Speaker 5: Hey, guys, No, no, no, it wasn't Brooks fault.
Speaker 3: Okay, how long did that relationship last with the girl
Speaker 3: you were on with last time?
Speaker 5: It was a little bit over a year.
Speaker 3: Oh I still count as charting success.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, right, Well, so what happened with you and Samantha?
Speaker 5: Well, honestly, I probably should have saw it coming, but
Speaker 5: it was one of those nights where, like you guys said,
Speaker 5: we all three of us went out. Oh no, and
Speaker 5: essentially after that night and I basically found out that
Speaker 5: she hooked up with our third wheel. Oh yeah, did
Speaker 5: you hook up with him too?
Speaker 4: Out of revenge?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Now, teacher, Yeah no, no, I mean yeah, it
Speaker 5: kind of sucked honestly, because, like I said, we went
Speaker 5: about a year and I was feeling pretty okay.
Speaker 3: But you're you're back with us, which means you're back
Speaker 3: on the wagon. You're dating again.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I liked up with a new girl. Her
Speaker 5: name is Carrie.
Speaker 2: And when first you went out with Samantha, and now
Speaker 2: you're going out with.
Speaker 4: Carrie, you're getting the whole.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Next is going to be Charlotte. She's the one that
Speaker 2: stays committed, so we'll hold out for her. But tell
Speaker 2: us more about Carry. Where did you meet her?
Speaker 5: Yeah? We uh, we got on tender went on a
Speaker 5: first date. But that's why I'm calling you guys, because
Speaker 5: I haven't heard back. Okay, first date.
Speaker 4: What'd you like about her on Tinder?
Speaker 5: Well, the first thing was her her tender handle was
Speaker 5: was pretty funny. I actually loved it.
Speaker 4: Okay, good humor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I didn't know you had those on not
Speaker 3: on Tinder, so I don't know.
Speaker 6: I mean there's handles, but like some girls.
Speaker 3: Okay, what was it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it was soft Apricot.
Speaker 4: Soft.
Speaker 3: Is that like a small peach type of thing where
Speaker 3: it's like maybe little booty? Is that what she means?
Speaker 1: That's smart?
Speaker 4: Does it mean something?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 5: I never really got around to that because we haven't
Speaker 5: been on a second date.
Speaker 2: So okay, the first just like a woman that mentions fruits.
Speaker 3: What was it like in person with soft Apricot?
Speaker 5: Well, it didn't go exactly how I planted out in
Speaker 5: my head, but we started going out to a nice restaurant.
Speaker 5: Obviously the first eight.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's obvious at all. I think that
Speaker 3: a nice restaurant is set in the bar high.
Speaker 6: You know, I've tried to do that a lot of
Speaker 6: people don't want to do something.
Speaker 3: There's too much pressure. What was her you know vibe
Speaker 3: at the restaurant?
Speaker 5: Well, you know, honestly, we didn't really get the vat
Speaker 5: too well because when we got there, it was just
Speaker 5: a bunch of like fire trucks around in the place
Speaker 5: and we couldn't even get in.
Speaker 4: You complain to the manager or.
Speaker 2: Still tried to get seatedicy here, Yeah, the no smoking section.
Speaker 1: That's so funny.
Speaker 4: That sucks.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, awful. Did you pivot? What did you do next?
Speaker 5: So I took her to this other restaurant that I
Speaker 5: remember was not too far from there, okay, and we
Speaker 5: were able to get a table, you know, sat down,
Speaker 5: and then of course our server comes over. He's like, hey, guys,
Speaker 5: by the way, we have a private party coming in
Speaker 5: at like eight, and so you got there up and eat. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it was like it was like seven thirty, saying they're
Speaker 5: going to rush you out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why wouldn't they tell you that before you even
Speaker 3: sit down?
Speaker 5: You know, I don't know. By the time we ordered,
Speaker 5: we would have had like fifteen minutes to eat. So
Speaker 5: you leave, well, yeah, I said, hey, you know what,
Speaker 5: let's just get it to go. We'll go back to
Speaker 5: my place.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's the pivot he really wants. Like this stuff
Speaker 3: shows if people are actually fun or not, like when
Speaker 3: you have to be spontaneous. Yeah, and you're getting her
Speaker 3: back to your place, which is it's kind of bold
Speaker 3: to say right away, I haven't even had a meal
Speaker 3: together yet.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean she did say yeah, she was pretty
Speaker 5: comfortable with it.
Speaker 2: Hey, great, So how do things go back at your place?
Speaker 5: Well? I didn't mention that when we got our takeout food,
Speaker 5: you know, to go. Obviously I rushed that. So it
Speaker 5: was cold, it wasn't good. Yeah, I just kept getting worse,
Speaker 5: so I had to save the day and I ended
Speaker 5: up cooking dinner for us at my place.
Speaker 4: Good though, that's nice.
Speaker 3: Man can throw some chicken nugs in the oven, how
Speaker 3: buckets or two any faster?
Speaker 6: I just take it.
Speaker 3: It's just hungry.
Speaker 5: Well, I'll put it this way. She definitely enjoyed dinner.
Speaker 5: And let's just say she really enjoyed breakfast.
Speaker 4: Oh so you had breakfast for dinner.
Speaker 3: No, a couple other events in between the meals.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's just move on. I guess I'm never going
Speaker 4: to understand it, all right, all right, next question, did
Speaker 4: you kiss? I?
Speaker 3: Mean, it's a good sign that she hung around for breakfast.
Speaker 3: She kind of just snuck out in the morning. I
Speaker 3: didn't want to.
Speaker 4: Yeah, is that the last that you saw her? Like,
Speaker 4: what's happened since then?
Speaker 5: Yeah? That was it. That was the last I saw her.
Speaker 5: She hasn't been spiny time messages And like I said,
Speaker 5: I mean when she left the next morning, we hugged,
Speaker 5: we talked and she said, hey, we'll talk to you later.
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, this is great.
Speaker 6: Dang, you must make an awful breakfast.
Speaker 3: Nobody could screw breakfast.
Speaker 4: Breakfast you know these are over medium.
Speaker 1: And I is it over easy?
Speaker 4: I'll never see you.
Speaker 3: Maybe there's something like maybe like how long ago is that?
Speaker 5: It's been about like five or six days. But I
Speaker 5: mean I've texted her and it's been no response.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: Well, the human body can go three weeks without eating
Speaker 2: a meal, so maybe she's just waiting for.
Speaker 4: The next meal.
Speaker 3: She didn't eat that much.
Speaker 2: Just I'm really confused. Let's just play a song and
Speaker 2: we'll come back. We'll get more clarity when we call
Speaker 2: Carrie for you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, hey, you guys looked for magic for
Speaker 5: me before. Hopefully and do it again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's personal dating service.
Speaker 1: We'll do our best second date update.
Speaker 2: You've heard of brunch combining breakfast and lunch, but Eric
Speaker 2: served up dreakfast the dinner breakfast combo.
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't think he did one.
Speaker 3: I think he thinks that that was a meal.
Speaker 4: Was it brinner not breakfast?
Speaker 3: No, but that kind of sounds better. It was it
Speaker 3: was dinner, dessert Jeffrey, and then breakfast.
Speaker 1: Eric.
Speaker 4: You can cook dessert too.
Speaker 3: Good for you.
Speaker 4: You're youre must be a pretty good chef.
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't think we were talking about the kitchen.
Speaker 2: They literally just eight meals the entire time, did nothing else.
Speaker 2: But anyway, the problem is after their date, Carrie is
Speaker 2: not calling Eric back again, and so we're going to
Speaker 2: do it for him.
Speaker 3: I mean, we did so well with Eric the first time.
Speaker 3: You were in what a year and something relationship with
Speaker 3: the girl.
Speaker 6: All the credit for the Yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Mean sure she cheated on him eventually, but we're not
Speaker 4: going to take credit for that.
Speaker 3: No, that was all her. Sorry to bring that.
Speaker 5: Up, Eric, Yeah, yeah, I hate cheaters.
Speaker 2: Sorry, buddy, Okay, let's just call carry and see what
Speaker 2: she has to say.
Speaker 4: Here we go. Hello, Hey, is this Carrie.
Speaker 5: Yes, m.
Speaker 4: She didn't sound like she was that sure.
Speaker 3: She sounded very sure, Yes, Jeff.
Speaker 4: Maybe she's just skeptical of us calling Jerry.
Speaker 3: That's the one.
Speaker 4: What's up? You're on the radio right now with Brooke
Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7: Why am I on the radio?
Speaker 4: Question?
Speaker 2: You're actually part of a segment that we're doing called
Speaker 2: a second Date Update. We're trying to help out one
Speaker 2: of our listeners who you went out with recently, named Eric.
Speaker 3: Okay, it sounded like a really nice night.
Speaker 7: Yeah, sorry, it's really weird. I was taking him to
Speaker 7: have a radio call me if.
Speaker 6: He wasn't planning on it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you haven't been hitting.
Speaker 6: Him back up.
Speaker 2: So he just wants our help to understand what's going
Speaker 2: on because he knows, like you, went to a couple
Speaker 2: of restaurants that didn't end up working out, so he
Speaker 2: ended up going back to his place instead and he
Speaker 2: cooked for you.
Speaker 7: Yeah that was really nice.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you enjoyed that his cooking was good, his company.
Speaker 3: What do you think.
Speaker 7: Is he listening to us? I don't want to like
Speaker 7: say anything mean, I don't.
Speaker 4: Know who's listening. A lot of people could be listening
Speaker 4: to this.
Speaker 3: To be honest, if people know when they call into
Speaker 3: our show what this is all about, and so they're
Speaker 3: prepared to just hear.
Speaker 7: It, okay, then I mean, yeah, he was really nice
Speaker 7: and he cooked really good food. I guess I won't
Speaker 7: hear that either.
Speaker 1: No, that's good.
Speaker 7: I mean yeah, it was just like, I don't know,
Speaker 7: there was something just like missing guy, a guy that
Speaker 7: can cook.
Speaker 4: Would you say, Jeff salt?
Speaker 3: Sometimes you vinegar salt?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, But that's not the point.
Speaker 6: Everybody we're saying, is everything sounds great, what's happening?
Speaker 4: What was missing?
Speaker 7: It was like the I don't know there, like wasn't
Speaker 7: meant much chemistry. I guess why would you say the
Speaker 7: night then?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he said wanted a good night's sleep. You
Speaker 4: had dinner and breakfast?
Speaker 7: Oh okay, so he told you about that.
Speaker 4: You just said he had dinner and breakfast with you?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, no shame.
Speaker 3: It sounded like you guys had a lovely night and
Speaker 3: you hugged ye before you left.
Speaker 4: Don't worry.
Speaker 6: Even if he tried, Jeff wouldn't have understood what happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm still not really clear all that I'm clear
Speaker 2: on here is that you're saying that there was no
Speaker 2: chemistry between you guys, even though you spent all that
Speaker 2: time together.
Speaker 7: Right, I mean he was really sweet and I did
Speaker 7: enjoy our night, but I don't know. The next day
Speaker 7: in the morning, I don't know. It's just like awkward.
Speaker 7: The like chemistry was there was just really uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: Can you give us an example, like what, how is
Speaker 4: the chemistry off?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 7: Okay, I I have this kind of test that I
Speaker 7: do with a lot of guys to see. It's kind
Speaker 7: of like a measuring stick to see if I vibe
Speaker 7: with them, measuring.
Speaker 3: One of those two very trade friend not that.
Speaker 7: Kind of measuring stick.
Speaker 1: What do you know?
Speaker 7: So I I said a joke and he didn't laugh.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, if it's not funny, sorry.
Speaker 5: It was funny.
Speaker 7: It is funny, Okay. So I said, did you hear
Speaker 7: oxygen went on a date with potassium?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 5: No, I didn't hear it went Okay, I wouldn't even know.
Speaker 3: That symbol on the periodic table is a k fort science.
Speaker 4: Was it your chemistry was off or your chemistry? Jokes?
Speaker 4: Didn't like?
Speaker 7: It was so literal both honestly, and I don't know.
Speaker 7: I just feel like it was not clicking. I need
Speaker 7: someone that laughs at my jokes and like science puns.
Speaker 2: And well, maybe it just took him a while to
Speaker 2: get the joke, and there's a chance that he finally
Speaker 2: understood it may have finally clicked, and we can ask
Speaker 2: him right now because he's been listening on the other
Speaker 2: line this entire time.
Speaker 6: I knew it.
Speaker 7: There.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I'm just confused, so.
Speaker 3: I thought you'd still be laughing.
Speaker 4: Can you explain the joke to him so that he's
Speaker 4: not confused anymore.
Speaker 5: I mean, I get the joke now. It obviously took
Speaker 5: me a second during the date, but okay, when I
Speaker 5: thought I was confused, I'm just I don't understand that.
Speaker 5: She says we had no chemistry, but you know, you
Speaker 5: stay the night and we had breakfast and we had
Speaker 5: a good time. That just doesn't make it.
Speaker 7: But like that's that's just like hooking up. You don't
Speaker 7: need really, you don't need chemistry for that.
Speaker 3: You don't eat super breakfast. I mean I can't understand.
Speaker 5: That, okay, but we did have downstairs chemistry.
Speaker 3: I think Carrie is talking about like the mental stimulation, right, Carrie,
Speaker 3: like you want someone that can go toe to toe
Speaker 3: with you in a conversation more.
Speaker 2: But I think I think I think Eric had a
Speaker 2: good question, Like was the chemistry there in the bedroom.
Speaker 5: I mean it was, okay, I get it.
Speaker 3: Oxygen and potassium.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the third or fourth time really really hits hard.
Speaker 5: Okay, I get That's just that's just weird to me,
Speaker 5: because like I feel like we were vibing all night.
Speaker 5: Obviously we had some hiccups, but we were still there
Speaker 5: getting along. And I even changed my my my handle
Speaker 5: on tender to little Kiwi. I mean, no matches.
Speaker 7: I don't get it.
Speaker 5: What is that?
Speaker 7: What's little Kiwi?
Speaker 5: What do you mean? You don't get it? You know,
Speaker 5: to match your name soft Apricot tender. Remember, yeah, you.
Speaker 6: Guys are both bruised fruits.
Speaker 7: Yeah. I don't think that really matches. Those are just
Speaker 7: like two different fruits. Okay, this is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 7: This is not like, this is not wait a minute.
Speaker 3: Behind soft Apricot. Then if he didn't get it with
Speaker 3: little Kiwi.
Speaker 7: I'm just like kind of soft and petite and cute,
Speaker 7: and I don't know, I just really like apricots and
Speaker 7: I don't think it's a joke.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a little green, especially when it comes to comedy.
Speaker 6: There you go.
Speaker 4: I was just saying words. I'm glad they were funny. Then,
Speaker 4: now that you know we have the I feel the
Speaker 4: chemistry happening. Now I don't.
Speaker 1: Let's just try you do.
Speaker 4: At least in this room. We got the chemistry gone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm seriously confused. Try Carrie.
Speaker 4: We'd like to send you and Eric out on another date,
Speaker 4: and we will pay for it. What do you say? Okay,
Speaker 4: that's a callback.
Speaker 5: I like it.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry, Eric, I think you're great, but I just
Speaker 7: don't think we're a match. I don't think. I don't
Speaker 7: think we should go on another date.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I think that's I think that's iron. Is
Speaker 3: that iron and oxygen?
Speaker 4: It all just sounds like them. Well, we've officially made
Speaker 4: this the worst second date update we've ever done. Did
Speaker 4: you hear my jokes? All the there's no chemistry in
Speaker 4: this room whatsoever?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 4: Well, I'm sorry, Eric, we we failed.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I mean, I don't know. I guess I'll
Speaker 5: just try again and maybe stay away from the food
Speaker 5: handles or something.
Speaker 4: Things are going to turn out, okay, Okay. The fifth
Speaker 4: time
Speaker 1: Looking Jeffrey in the morning,