WEBVTT - Comic Perversion w/ Jonathan Silverman 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:04.359 Of the law and order franchises. SVU is considered especially watchable. 0:00:04.600 --> 0:00:07.160 We are the amateur detectives who kind of investigate the 0:00:07.240 --> 0:00:10.640 vicious felonies. These episodes are based on. These are our stories. 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:31.680 Dune Dune. Hello, Welcome to that Smessed Up an SVU podcast. 0:00:31.720 --> 0:00:34.720 My name is Lisa and my name is Kara, and 0:00:35.080 --> 0:00:38.040 we're your hosts. Every week, guys, we talk about an 0:00:38.120 --> 0:00:42.560 episode of SVU, We recap, we dive into the true 0:00:42.560 --> 0:00:44.920 crime it was based on, and we talked to a 0:00:44.960 --> 0:00:47.960 celeb guest, and first we do a little chit chat 0:00:48.560 --> 0:00:51.120 and just up top, I just want to remind you guys. 0:00:51.240 --> 0:00:53.920 In June, we're back out on the road. We're doing 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:58.960 San Francisco on June eighth, We're doing Tempe Arizona on 0:00:59.040 --> 0:01:02.960 June fifteenth, Denver on June twenty fifth, and La on 0:01:03.080 --> 0:01:06.480 June twenty ninth. So come out, yeah, please, so humiliate 0:01:06.560 --> 0:01:08.720 us in our town where we live, because that wouldn't 0:01:08.959 --> 0:01:13.120 that would not be positive. Come on down. Yes. So 0:01:13.200 --> 0:01:17.759 I'll be doing stand up in Phoenix June sixteenth, seven 0:01:17.880 --> 0:01:20.480 or those are the dates, right, you said the fifteenth 0:01:20.520 --> 0:01:24.120 we're doing stand up. Yeah, So sixteenth and seventeenth, and 0:01:24.160 --> 0:01:26.840 then June twenty sixth in Denver. I'm doing stand up 0:01:27.120 --> 0:01:30.560 so more shows and for tickets to our live shows, 0:01:30.600 --> 0:01:33.920 it's that's messed up live dot Com. You can just 0:01:33.959 --> 0:01:35.679 head there and it has links to all the different 0:01:35.800 --> 0:01:39.520 venues and stuff. And yeah, La is one of our 0:01:39.560 --> 0:01:42.600 biggest markets, and we got to get you guys out 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:45.560 to our live show. Come on, let's go, come see us. 0:01:46.680 --> 0:01:50.840 We went to drag Con. That was fun, Yes, so fun. 0:01:51.400 --> 0:01:52.520 I posted some photos. 0:01:52.600 --> 0:01:54.680 The only reason I didn't post the teletubby photo is 0:01:54.680 --> 0:01:56.960 because it's too wide. It wouldn't like match with the 0:01:56.960 --> 0:01:58.840 rest of the photos. You know how Instagram does that. 0:01:59.280 --> 0:02:03.400 So I'm tomorrow as a throwback. I'm excited. I love 0:02:03.400 --> 0:02:04.520 that teletubby picture. 0:02:05.360 --> 0:02:07.400 I just well, it was so weird. So I saw 0:02:07.520 --> 0:02:09.079 comic that night and I was like, oh my god. 0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:10.520 We went to drag Con. It was so fun, and 0:02:10.520 --> 0:02:12.840 I was like telling everything I saw and then I 0:02:12.960 --> 0:02:16.400 was like, oh, and the Teletubbies were there, and he goes, 0:02:16.760 --> 0:02:19.400 I didn't realize you were into kink and I go, 0:02:19.919 --> 0:02:23.400 there was nothing kinky about it, and he's like, well, 0:02:23.639 --> 0:02:26.400 you know, the Teletubbies drat and I was like, oh, 0:02:26.440 --> 0:02:31.320 you're an idiot, Like I don't. 0:02:31.080 --> 0:02:33.720 Know, it's like you're like a furry because the Teletubbies 0:02:33.760 --> 0:02:34.079 were there. 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:37.560 I don't know, but I'm like, is the right wing 0:02:37.639 --> 0:02:43.200 propaganda working? Like did he think? I was just like, no, 0:02:43.680 --> 0:02:46.400 the Tinky Winky's gay and there's a kid's area. I 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:47.240 don't know what to tell you. 0:02:48.360 --> 0:02:52.840 Yeah, well I'll tell you who is getting radicalized my 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:56.600 children by DragCon because now they're watching Teletubbies every night 0:02:57.040 --> 0:02:58.440 and I'd never seen it before. 0:02:58.480 --> 0:03:01.560 Oscar is obsessed. He asked for it by name, and 0:03:02.720 --> 0:03:06.000 he was mesmerized. We saw him fall in love. Yeah, 0:03:06.040 --> 0:03:08.600 he was just gonna stop looking at him saying it. 0:03:10.760 --> 0:03:13.360 He kept going want to see Teletubbies. 0:03:13.560 --> 0:03:14.880 And then we went back to go see if they 0:03:14.880 --> 0:03:17.040 were like still there after we left, because we were first, 0:03:17.040 --> 0:03:19.120 we got to get one of the first pictures with them, 0:03:19.120 --> 0:03:21.280 because they saw I had these two wild children who 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:23.520 were trying to escape at every moment, and they let 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:25.240 us take the photo. And then we walked away and 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:27.040 went to go do other shit, and he kept asking 0:03:27.080 --> 0:03:27.560 to go back. 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:31.239 But this Teletubby show is weird as hell. I never 0:03:31.280 --> 0:03:32.040 really watched it. 0:03:32.080 --> 0:03:34.240 I mean it kind of came of age when I 0:03:34.320 --> 0:03:36.440 was like a young person without kids, and I guess. 0:03:36.320 --> 0:03:37.320 I was babies. 0:03:37.640 --> 0:03:40.800 It's four babes, yes, but it's like there's a creepy 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:44.920 baby face in the sun that just looks down and smiles. 0:03:45.280 --> 0:03:48.280 There's a whole thing where the Teletubbies have a screen 0:03:48.320 --> 0:03:50.520 on their tummy or whatever, and that you watch a 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:53.960 video and then the Teletubbies go again again, and then 0:03:54.000 --> 0:03:57.680 you just watch the same video over. That's literally in 0:03:57.760 --> 0:04:00.400 every show, you watch the same video two times through. 0:04:00.960 --> 0:04:03.800 You're so crazy. I mean, I think you're communicating to 0:04:03.800 --> 0:04:06.480 everyone listening today, I'm familiar with the teletubby Oh you 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:12.360 know it's a two time Yeah. I watched the Telestubbies. 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:16.320 I was too old for it, but I liked how cute. 0:04:16.520 --> 0:04:18.279 I like their cuteness. I don't think it was a 0:04:18.279 --> 0:04:22.279 good show. But I watched Arthur on PBS, and I 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:27.280 feel like maybe I crossed paths or something in that way. Sure, 0:04:27.720 --> 0:04:29.040 because with Arthur. 0:04:28.880 --> 0:04:33.200 Head, I just can't believe that they thought that parents 0:04:33.240 --> 0:04:35.760 wouldn't go crazy having to watch the same fucking four 0:04:35.760 --> 0:04:37.840 minute video twice in a row, like it was. 0:04:37.920 --> 0:04:38.840 It's not for you. 0:04:39.600 --> 0:04:41.160 I know it's not for me, but I'm sitting there 0:04:41.160 --> 0:04:43.120 and I have to watch it. So but you know 0:04:43.200 --> 0:04:48.159 who were you know who's worse? Blippy. I finally saw 0:04:48.240 --> 0:04:51.599 Blippy and it is bad. I don't watch that, but 0:04:51.720 --> 0:04:52.479 kids love it. 0:04:52.800 --> 0:04:52.960 Yeah. 0:04:53.000 --> 0:04:55.520 I sat down with our friend's kid and I was like, 0:04:55.920 --> 0:04:57.960 I don't want to watch this, and he goes, well, 0:04:57.960 --> 0:05:00.160 we're watching Blippy and I was like, well, then I'm leaving. 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:05.119 What what does Blippy do? There's nothing, It's just like real, 0:05:05.400 --> 0:05:07.440 like like I don't know. I was because I feel 0:05:07.440 --> 0:05:09.560 like most kid programming could sit and be like all right, 0:05:10.240 --> 0:05:12.200 but I was like this. I was like, I'm out 0:05:12.200 --> 0:05:14.000 of here, Like I couldn't even sit for a minute 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:16.040 and watch Blippy. And the parents were like, I know, 0:05:16.080 --> 0:05:20.560 it's our last resort. We hate Blippy too. Wow, my 0:05:20.640 --> 0:05:22.680 friend Marty shows her kids Blippy. That's the only time 0:05:22.680 --> 0:05:24.359 I've ever seen like a second of it. But I 0:05:24.400 --> 0:05:27.960 didn't really pay attention. I fully turned my brother and 0:05:28.000 --> 0:05:28.920 sister and. 0:05:28.920 --> 0:05:31.200 My brother in law onto Blue when we were there 0:05:31.279 --> 0:05:33.400 visiting with Rosie, and they're like, Bluey's so good. 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:36.279 People do love Blue? Do you want to update people 0:05:36.400 --> 0:05:39.960 on that? Engagement van story you had an update. 0:05:40.960 --> 0:05:44.719 Yes, this sounds bad, but are we positive that that 0:05:44.920 --> 0:05:49.520 story is real? Because it's just on Reddit and it 0:05:49.640 --> 0:05:52.920 sounds really weird that this girl is like I don't know. 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:58.560 The update is that the girl is engaged to the guy. Now, 0:05:58.640 --> 0:06:00.400 if you're if you're confused what we're talking out. We're 0:06:00.400 --> 0:06:02.400 talking about how like last week or the week before, 0:06:02.440 --> 0:06:06.680 we talked about a girl whose fiance wanted to propose 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:09.480 to her and had his friends kidnap her, or his 0:06:09.480 --> 0:06:11.719 friends took it upon themselves to kidnap her and scared 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:13.680 the shit out of her, like literally, she pissed her pants, 0:06:14.120 --> 0:06:16.040 and we just thought that was really fucked up. So 0:06:16.080 --> 0:06:18.560 then I was driving somewhere and was just like, oh, 0:06:18.560 --> 0:06:20.120 I'm going to look up and see. 0:06:19.960 --> 0:06:21.880 Where that Reddit thread went. 0:06:22.520 --> 0:06:27.480 And she posted an update that was like, I'm engaged 0:06:27.640 --> 0:06:30.320 after a couple of weeks, Like he took me for 0:06:30.400 --> 0:06:33.200 like a proper engagement and I really realized that, like 0:06:33.279 --> 0:06:36.640 he is really loves me and cares for me and 0:06:36.680 --> 0:06:38.159 wants to protect me, and blah blah blah. 0:06:38.200 --> 0:06:39.919 So she felt good with the boyfriend. 0:06:40.240 --> 0:06:42.520 She goes, I'm thinking I'm not going to press charges, 0:06:42.560 --> 0:06:44.880 and then all these people wrote comments and were like, 0:06:45.200 --> 0:06:49.000 press charges, bitch, and she was like, Okay, update, I 0:06:49.000 --> 0:06:51.760 think I might press charges now after reading all your comments. 0:06:51.920 --> 0:06:54.920 The only thing that made my kind of spidey sense 0:06:54.960 --> 0:06:58.640 tingle was that this person created an account to tell 0:06:58.680 --> 0:07:01.560 this story and they were like, there's too many identifying 0:07:01.600 --> 0:07:03.120 parts about me on my old account. 0:07:03.320 --> 0:07:07.800 Okay, that makes sense. It just feels like, yeah, because 0:07:07.800 --> 0:07:10.080 I saw it on BuzzFeed, And while you've been talking, 0:07:10.120 --> 0:07:13.120 I've been in the search category of BuzzFeed looking up 0:07:13.200 --> 0:07:18.280 kidnapping engagement van. Nothing is showing up. Yeah, so maybe 0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:21.480 they took it down and it wasn't real. I mean, 0:07:21.520 --> 0:07:24.000 I understand why BuzzFeed posted it, because it's just like 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:27.720 a buzzy story about how something get Reddit, but feed journalism. 0:07:28.320 --> 0:07:32.120 BuzzFeed is always posting Reddit stuff and then the comments 0:07:32.120 --> 0:07:34.560 are always like this is just Reddit? What's And I'm like, 0:07:34.840 --> 0:07:39.280 BuzzFeed isn't real, It's for money, Like do you guys 0:07:39.320 --> 0:07:41.360 come here for real stuff? I mean, I think they 0:07:41.400 --> 0:07:45.720 have great long form shit and fun stuff, but like, well, 0:07:45.840 --> 0:07:47.240 isn't to educate. 0:07:47.440 --> 0:07:49.720 And well, is there a difference between BuzzFeed and BuzzFeed 0:07:49.800 --> 0:07:51.480 News because I feel like, well, I mean, it's all 0:07:51.520 --> 0:07:54.680 shutting down now anyway, I feel like but BuzzFeed news 0:07:54.720 --> 0:07:57.280 has like legit reporting. I just think this goes under 0:07:57.400 --> 0:07:59.680 like fun viral stuff, you know. 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:03.560 Yeah, and most like most of Retta and my the assholes. 0:08:03.680 --> 0:08:06.880 I just I wish it's not real. Like anything I read, 0:08:06.920 --> 0:08:09.040 I'm like, this would be great if it wasn't real. 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:12.440 But what's crazy is when I was googling it to 0:08:12.680 --> 0:08:16.240 find the original BuzzFeed, I saw another article about a 0:08:16.240 --> 0:08:19.280 guy who did that to his girlfriend in Lebanon. They 0:08:19.280 --> 0:08:22.080 were in Lebanon and he got her kidnapped to ask 0:08:22.120 --> 0:08:24.600 her to marry him. And then a man did it 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:29.360 in Australia too. There's many, it sounds like there's many Australia, 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:32.559 I mean many kidnapping engagements and those need to stop. 0:08:32.960 --> 0:08:35.040 It's just it's one of the This is like a 0:08:35.080 --> 0:08:37.040 smaller example. I don't know if I've talked about it, 0:08:37.080 --> 0:08:38.880 but there's been multiple and I can only think of 0:08:38.880 --> 0:08:43.480 two at the moment where men like exposed female commedity 0:08:43.520 --> 0:08:47.760 like did something where then the female comedians got harassed 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:52.400 online death threats. They needed full security, they had to move, 0:08:52.600 --> 0:08:56.360 they got docs lost jobs, like crazy shit happens, and 0:08:56.400 --> 0:09:00.000 then afterwards, the men's excuse is always, well, I didn't 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:02.960 know that would happen. And it's like, do women not 0:09:03.240 --> 0:09:07.360 constantly tell you the internet is a healthscape? And same 0:09:07.400 --> 0:09:10.040 with kidnapping. It's like all you ever hear is women 0:09:10.120 --> 0:09:11.839 be like, I'm scared to get kidnapped, I'm scared to 0:09:11.840 --> 0:09:14.560 get assault. I'm scared. And then it's like, oh, I 0:09:14.559 --> 0:09:16.000 didn't know it would be that big of a deal. 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:18.720 I thought it would be funny. And it's like they 0:09:18.800 --> 0:09:22.240 just don't listen at all, Like it's so crazy to 0:09:22.280 --> 0:09:25.920 think a kidnapping is an LOL, And I'm sorry. I 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:28.120 keep going to the movie Jawbreaker, but it did teach 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:31.080 us a great lesson about kidnapping. Don't do it even 0:09:31.120 --> 0:09:32.800 for fun. It could go wrong. 0:09:33.040 --> 0:09:35.080 Like you know, we go back to Jawbreaker for so 0:09:35.160 --> 0:09:37.040 many things. We have to go back to the texts 0:09:37.080 --> 0:09:37.880 that raised us. 0:09:38.080 --> 0:09:40.319 Speaking of the text, so I got a message from 0:09:40.360 --> 0:09:43.280 someone that does listen to our pod. And if we 0:09:43.320 --> 0:09:45.480 remember the story, when I performed in Detroit, there was 0:09:45.920 --> 0:09:48.760 a meadow woman who was like people keep saying I 0:09:48.800 --> 0:09:51.920 look like some character named Misty form Yellow jackets, and 0:09:51.960 --> 0:09:55.240 then I cackled because I was like, you do. Girl. 0:09:55.720 --> 0:09:58.160 So she messaged me and she's a social worker and 0:09:58.240 --> 0:10:01.800 she's like a good person and we can touch on Instagram, 0:10:01.880 --> 0:10:04.960 and she just said that I am dead on about 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:10.640 the criminal justice and social work division of people. She says, 0:10:10.679 --> 0:10:13.720 you know, when she was at Juvenile Corps and she said, like, 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:17.880 the approaches of criminal justice and social worker like probation 0:10:18.000 --> 0:10:22.520 officers were so different and the outcomes were so stark, 0:10:22.559 --> 0:10:25.640 and the criminal justice probation officers kids were miserable and 0:10:25.720 --> 0:10:28.160 always had to go back to court, and not the 0:10:28.200 --> 0:10:33.400 social work ones. Huh. And I said, yeah, I believe 0:10:33.480 --> 0:10:37.359 that because I feel like social workers are like more sociology. 0:10:37.400 --> 0:10:39.480 It's like, oh, I wonder why you're so damaged and 0:10:39.559 --> 0:10:41.760 doing crimes. And I feel like criminal justice people are like, 0:10:41.800 --> 0:10:45.600 you're bad, your fifteen year solo car, You're bad. And 0:10:45.640 --> 0:10:48.400 I go, I think that's it, and she goes, exactly, 0:10:48.600 --> 0:10:49.320 I agree with that. 0:10:49.559 --> 0:10:54.240 So just the thing that I my, gosh, we're already 0:10:54.280 --> 0:10:57.400 at the flag, Casey, this is crazy, we're at the flag. 0:10:57.440 --> 0:10:59.320 I do have a couple other things, but I just 0:10:59.360 --> 0:11:03.599 I had to tell everyone I was right and obviously 0:11:03.640 --> 0:11:07.199 there's like different stuff. But she said, like one time 0:11:07.840 --> 0:11:10.960 a fourteen year old died by suicide and the criminal 0:11:11.040 --> 0:11:14.559 justice pos and interns were making jokes about him the 0:11:14.600 --> 0:11:18.080 whole time, and then the social workers were upset and 0:11:18.120 --> 0:11:21.960 the criminal justice people called them the Feelings Brigade. And 0:11:22.120 --> 0:11:24.040 of course she's a normal person, so she goes, social 0:11:24.120 --> 0:11:29.000 workers aren't perfect, but I think they are now there's 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:33.920 looney tunes everywhere. I watched the show Swarm. I loved it. Yeah, 0:11:33.920 --> 0:11:38.080 I loved it. I would recommend it to everybody. Swarm. 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:42.760 It's about a Beyonce's style, beehive fan obsessed, a fan 0:11:42.880 --> 0:11:48.840 turned serial killer, and in the genre. I love it. Yeah, 0:11:48.840 --> 0:11:51.640 it's in the genre. Okay, So I met somebody he's 0:11:51.679 --> 0:11:54.600 a comic at a show. We're talking us to you 0:11:54.679 --> 0:11:57.320 and he goes, oh, I took care of Marishka's son 0:11:58.280 --> 0:12:01.640 on set, and I go, oh, my god, baby Noah 0:12:01.720 --> 0:12:04.880 or bisexual Noah? Which Noah did you work? And he goes, 0:12:06.120 --> 0:12:09.840 baby Noah. Okay. I go, okay, great, and then he's like, 0:12:09.880 --> 0:12:11.640 yeah and I met Maloney. I go, there's no way 0:12:11.679 --> 0:12:14.320 Noah didn't exist till season fifteen. You do not meet Maloney, goes, 0:12:14.360 --> 0:12:15.800 no I did. He was bought. He looked like this, 0:12:15.920 --> 0:12:19.199 and I go, listen, Noah was season fifteen. I don't 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:21.440 know what to tell you. Maloney was not involved. Maybe 0:12:21.440 --> 0:12:23.880 he was visiting the child on set, but like, there's 0:12:23.880 --> 0:12:25.880 no fucking way. And then we figured out he took 0:12:25.920 --> 0:12:32.160 care of Murshka's real biological flow and he goes, I 0:12:32.160 --> 0:12:34.280 thought I was going crazy. I go, don't worry, bro, 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:38.480 We're good. I'm so funny that like talking about her 0:12:38.559 --> 0:12:41.200 real son that you'd be like, oh, is it bisexual 0:12:41.840 --> 0:12:46.040 her son or baby her son? And his name's August. 0:12:46.160 --> 0:12:50.960 I love that. So he took care of baby August 0:12:51.040 --> 0:12:54.400 for a week on the set of SVU, and he 0:12:54.520 --> 0:12:56.960 said that Mrsha is amazing, like we hear from lots 0:12:57.000 --> 0:12:59.080 of people. I love that she had a little manny. 0:12:59.160 --> 0:13:02.200 That's so fun. Okay, the other this isn't even that interesting. 0:13:02.280 --> 0:13:05.440 I saw this on The Great Intro, but I saw 0:13:05.480 --> 0:13:09.320 this on my Instagram. And James Vanderbeek showed his children 0:13:09.440 --> 0:13:13.920 his old tape of hosting SNL because they loved Wendes 0:13:14.120 --> 0:13:16.160 Jenna or Taga did ESSNW. So He's like, they were 0:13:16.200 --> 0:13:18.280 so into it. I decided, like I'll show them the 0:13:18.280 --> 0:13:22.160 coolest I've ever been. And the kids were like, you're embarrassing. 0:13:22.200 --> 0:13:24.839 You look like an idiot. This is just so stupid. 0:13:25.360 --> 0:13:28.439 You're so stupid, you dork, and they just like hate it. 0:13:28.720 --> 0:13:30.880 The kids hate it. It's like very fun. 0:13:31.920 --> 0:13:35.120 Vanderbeek, come talk about your rejection on our podcast. I know, 0:13:35.320 --> 0:13:37.280 we love to be a shoulder for you to cry on. 0:13:37.800 --> 0:13:39.760 If you have a connection to James Vanderbek, tell him 0:13:39.760 --> 0:13:40.400 we're here for him. 0:13:40.840 --> 0:13:44.400 I know James. But yeah, so those are the only 0:13:44.480 --> 0:13:49.439 updates I really have in the Clubhouse. Amazing in the Clubhouse. 0:13:49.559 --> 0:13:52.000 I love your running your own Watch what Happens, Watch 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:52.840 what Happens, Lisa. 0:13:53.000 --> 0:13:55.520 I've been hating Watch What Happens Live this week because 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:58.520 it's not Bravo people. It's like celebrities, And I guess 0:13:58.520 --> 0:14:01.800 it's fine, but like, I just like more Bravo action 0:14:02.000 --> 0:14:04.319 and I think more people maybe like celebrities, like I 0:14:04.360 --> 0:14:04.920 don't know. 0:14:05.640 --> 0:14:08.559 Yeah, well, I think it also gives the show kind 0:14:08.600 --> 0:14:10.840 of like cred as like a real late night show, 0:14:10.880 --> 0:14:13.240 and they have like Meryl Streep or Oprah come on, 0:14:13.360 --> 0:14:13.600 you know. 0:14:13.920 --> 0:14:17.000 Yeah, they had the book Club women on this week. 0:14:17.320 --> 0:14:20.120 Oh well, I did see book Club. I did see 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:22.080 book Club and it was. 0:14:24.240 --> 0:14:26.440 I mean, I'm sitting next to my friend Elliott, and 0:14:26.520 --> 0:14:28.440 he's like the only person I ever want to see 0:14:28.440 --> 0:14:30.240 these movies with because the whole time we just look 0:14:30.280 --> 0:14:33.600 at each other and go, what what? Like the writing 0:14:33.680 --> 0:14:36.560 makes no sense, Like the plot is crazy. Like the 0:14:36.600 --> 0:14:39.560 movie's bad, but I have an amazing time going to 0:14:39.600 --> 0:14:41.840 see it, you know what I mean. It's like I 0:14:41.840 --> 0:14:43.840 don't even know about Guilty Pleasure. It's just like a 0:14:43.840 --> 0:14:47.920 lot of shit doesn't make sense, but we've got these 0:14:47.920 --> 0:14:50.200 women in their own cinematic universe. They're part of a 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:53.000 franchise now and they're going for it. 0:14:53.520 --> 0:14:57.360 Well, speaking of wait, what did you just out? Things 0:14:57.400 --> 0:15:00.320 that are enjoyable and make no sense? There's an Instagram 0:15:00.360 --> 0:15:03.520 account I found. I'm sure it's a TikTok first, but 0:15:03.960 --> 0:15:07.760 this dude is just like talking about episodes of Seventh 0:15:07.760 --> 0:15:09.800 Heaven and how they don't make sense and how crazy 0:15:09.840 --> 0:15:13.800 they are, and it is really fun because they are. 0:15:13.960 --> 0:15:16.840 I forgot about the storylines, Like they just bring home 0:15:16.880 --> 0:15:19.200 a homeless girl and they fight over who can keep it, 0:15:19.840 --> 0:15:26.640 like or like like the things that are it's just like, 0:15:26.880 --> 0:15:29.600 it's great. I wish I remembered it. Whatever is everything 0:15:29.640 --> 0:15:31.520 I have to share from the internet. Yeah, I don't 0:15:31.520 --> 0:15:32.840 know what to tell you. I'm not leaving that. 0:15:33.000 --> 0:15:36.400 Y I love it all right, Well we have a Honestly, 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:39.320 this is an episode we have been dying to do. 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:42.320 Oh my god, I forgot get it the episode. This 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:46.640 is the episode, So don't go anywhere I would have pumped. 0:15:46.960 --> 0:15:49.760 Oh well, speaking of I have a preface story. Then 0:15:49.800 --> 0:15:51.920 if I forgot that, it's this episode. We're obsessed with 0:15:51.960 --> 0:15:54.920 this episode. We hope you have so much fun. It 0:15:55.040 --> 0:15:57.480 was really a dream come true doing it. I had 0:15:57.520 --> 0:16:00.600 a comedian bring me up this week and then he 0:16:00.720 --> 0:16:04.680 kissed my forehead. Uh uh uh uh uh uh No, 0:16:04.960 --> 0:16:07.800 this is the second time this has occurred, and I 0:16:07.880 --> 0:16:10.680 am going to be saying something so I have an update. 0:16:10.880 --> 0:16:15.160 Really creepy, it's psychotic, and he's lucky I didn't tell 0:16:15.360 --> 0:16:18.640 the heads of the people of the club. So I'm 0:16:18.680 --> 0:16:20.160 just going to talk to him and be like, that's 0:16:20.160 --> 0:16:21.840 an insane thing. I don't know why you would do 0:16:21.840 --> 0:16:23.560 that at my job. My friends don't do that, my 0:16:23.640 --> 0:16:27.800 parents don't do that. That's not you. What and if 0:16:27.840 --> 0:16:28.960 you listen to this podcast. 0:16:29.040 --> 0:16:31.320 You know, Lisa doesn't even like it when men kiss 0:16:31.320 --> 0:16:33.720 Olivia on the forehead that she's had sex with, so 0:16:34.360 --> 0:16:37.200 she certainly doesn't want random comedians doing it to her. 0:16:37.800 --> 0:16:40.160 I mean, you know famously about I'm typing it in 0:16:40.200 --> 0:16:41.960 the chat. I'm typing it in the chat, so you 0:16:41.960 --> 0:16:44.800 can know how annoying this because I haven't. I'm probably 0:16:44.840 --> 0:16:46.880 going to throw up for you are going to throw 0:16:47.000 --> 0:16:49.760 up when you sent I knew who it was this 0:16:49.880 --> 0:16:51.960 before you sent it. I knew who it was. I 0:16:52.000 --> 0:16:55.280 knew it was like the second you said it, I. 0:16:55.280 --> 0:16:56.920 Was like, oh, this is who it is, because that's 0:16:56.960 --> 0:16:59.120 like what you've told me about this person. That is 0:16:59.120 --> 0:17:01.920 this person's vibe, Like they think that is something they 0:17:01.960 --> 0:17:02.280 can do. 0:17:03.280 --> 0:17:06.080 And it's like, I'm at work trying to like win 0:17:06.160 --> 0:17:10.160 over a crowd and be impressive, and you just well 0:17:10.400 --> 0:17:11.840 I made a joke right away. I go, did it 0:17:11.840 --> 0:17:13.879 look like my father just kiss me? Yeah? 0:17:13.960 --> 0:17:16.520 You just infantilized me, like in front of a whole 0:17:16.600 --> 0:17:18.280 fucking audience. 0:17:18.359 --> 0:17:19.480 That's not okay. 0:17:19.680 --> 0:17:22.399 You know, famously, a comedy booker has kissed me on 0:17:22.440 --> 0:17:25.120 the hand twice when meeting me, and I like that's 0:17:25.240 --> 0:17:27.879 I think that what happened to you is way worse. 0:17:28.640 --> 0:17:31.080 I just wonder how he's gonna react, because I bet 0:17:31.119 --> 0:17:33.439 he'll get defensive, or maybe he'll just be like, oh yeah, 0:17:33.640 --> 0:17:35.320 or oh it was just and I go, I don't 0:17:35.320 --> 0:17:37.159 care what it is. I don't want your saliva on 0:17:37.200 --> 0:17:40.720 my forehead. You fucking psycho. What a crazy thing to do. 0:17:40.920 --> 0:17:43.479 But also this person is someone that complains of like 0:17:43.760 --> 0:17:46.280 I don't knows me too gone too far? And it's like, 0:17:46.320 --> 0:17:49.399 clearly not if you have absolutely think you can kiss 0:17:49.440 --> 0:17:50.880 around at work, you. 0:17:50.800 --> 0:17:51.320 Know what I mean? 0:17:51.400 --> 0:17:54.000 Like if the men are actually scared of me too, 0:17:54.119 --> 0:17:56.800 and oh no, the new climate, why are you kissing 0:17:56.800 --> 0:17:59.040 me on my forehead in front of hundreds of people? 0:18:00.480 --> 0:18:03.480 I'm sorry to laugh. It is so crazy and you're 0:18:03.720 --> 0:18:07.640 clearly not worried, and none of this has worked. Yeah, 0:18:07.840 --> 0:18:10.600 but has me too gone too far? I mean, give 0:18:10.640 --> 0:18:11.320 me a break. 0:18:11.640 --> 0:18:13.879 I'm it's like so on edge. I want to DM 0:18:13.960 --> 0:18:16.320 but I'm gonna do it in person so there's no 0:18:16.800 --> 0:18:19.439 confusion of tone. But if you're gonna be like do 0:18:19.560 --> 0:18:22.520 not hug me, do not kiss me, shake my hand, 0:18:22.640 --> 0:18:23.600 that is insane of you. 0:18:23.880 --> 0:18:26.440 I go to shake most hands, most comics hands. But 0:18:26.520 --> 0:18:28.520 if they are a good friend, I'll hug when they're 0:18:28.560 --> 0:18:29.320 coming on stage. 0:18:29.359 --> 0:18:31.080 I get they're a good pal, but we know if 0:18:31.080 --> 0:18:33.800 we're good friends are now yeah, yeah, you can feel 0:18:33.840 --> 0:18:37.000 the hug. Oh my god, so crazy. I can't believe 0:18:37.040 --> 0:18:37.439 that happened. 0:18:37.480 --> 0:18:42.159 Anyway, perfect segue into today's episode about the comedy world 0:18:42.240 --> 0:18:44.199 a little bit, Guys, don't go anywhere. 0:18:48.320 --> 0:18:52.679 We have been waiting for this episode, which seems like 0:18:52.880 --> 0:18:57.199 our whole lives. Yes, I would say. It's called Comic Perversion, 0:18:58.320 --> 0:19:03.600 Season fifteen, Episode fifteen. It came out February twenty fourteen, 0:19:04.840 --> 0:19:09.520 and we're thrilled. We're thrilled. So we open up on 0:19:09.600 --> 0:19:12.679 a label liss water bottle on a stool and a 0:19:12.720 --> 0:19:15.440 man doing stand up comedy with a big stage light 0:19:15.520 --> 0:19:19.959 on his face. And it's Jonathan Silverman and from weekend 0:19:19.960 --> 0:19:24.720 at Bernie's and he's performing at TSU. Now, Kara, do 0:19:24.720 --> 0:19:28.000 you want to reveal your connection to this episode or 0:19:28.119 --> 0:19:31.960 do you want to save it for later? Wait? What 0:19:32.119 --> 0:19:34.919 is my connection to this episode? Stick or treat? 0:19:35.880 --> 0:19:40.080 Oh yes, no, let me let's go on a little further. 0:19:40.560 --> 0:19:44.240 Let's go on away. Yeah, so we're teasing. Okay, stay tuned, bitches. 0:19:46.080 --> 0:19:51.000 So the crowdle starts chanting for Tsu tsu, and it's 0:19:51.080 --> 0:19:53.159 just really weird, just because we know the ins and 0:19:53.200 --> 0:19:55.960 outs of like the business of comedy. It's funny that 0:19:56.000 --> 0:19:57.919 it's a college event, but they are at a comedy 0:19:57.960 --> 0:20:01.119 club called the Comic Strip and here I am past. 0:20:01.320 --> 0:20:03.520 I do still get the avail's emails for the Comics Shop, 0:20:03.560 --> 0:20:07.840 so it's not defunct. It's still around. Yeah, Purp is 0:20:07.880 --> 0:20:08.600 still banging. 0:20:08.760 --> 0:20:10.960 I mean before I had kids and I would go 0:20:10.960 --> 0:20:12.879 back to New York from LA I would do like 0:20:12.920 --> 0:20:14.800 a spot or two there. I used to do spots 0:20:14.800 --> 0:20:18.440 there with like Colin Jost and like random people like yeah, 0:20:19.119 --> 0:20:20.800 one of the one of the New York clubs. 0:20:20.520 --> 0:20:23.560 I was passed at. Baby. I only did one show 0:20:23.560 --> 0:20:26.080 there one time. I don't know much about it, but 0:20:26.119 --> 0:20:28.000 there is a brick wall on the stage, so it 0:20:28.119 --> 0:20:29.440 is legit, you know what I mean. 0:20:29.840 --> 0:20:32.919 They us change the orientation of it. I think now 0:20:33.000 --> 0:20:34.680 like it's like totally changed. 0:20:34.840 --> 0:20:38.600 But yes, but college events are usually on college campuses, 0:20:39.160 --> 0:20:41.919 not at comedy clubs. But know, it doesn't matter. This 0:20:42.000 --> 0:20:44.720 is so fun. Now to the side of the stage, 0:20:44.760 --> 0:20:49.359 there's a framed sign that says hot Fries, and on 0:20:49.400 --> 0:20:51.399 the other side of the stage is a dry erase 0:20:51.480 --> 0:20:55.679 board and it just says Tompkins Square University, So a 0:20:55.720 --> 0:20:57.600 new college, because I don't think we've met any other 0:20:58.160 --> 0:21:02.280 people from Tompkins Squat Square is about seventy blocks from 0:21:02.320 --> 0:21:05.879 where this club is located. But you know, you know, 0:21:06.040 --> 0:21:08.080 you only know that, I guess if you know New York. 0:21:08.400 --> 0:21:10.719 And then there's just like a piece of paper that 0:21:10.800 --> 0:21:14.240 looks like word art posters stuck to the dry erase 0:21:14.320 --> 0:21:17.160 board and it says Josh Galloway. And I just love 0:21:17.200 --> 0:21:19.240 that there are shining a light on the indignities of 0:21:19.280 --> 0:21:22.720 stand up comedy. You know, he did sell out. I'm 0:21:22.720 --> 0:21:25.440 sure he's making tens of thousands of dollars for this gig, 0:21:25.560 --> 0:21:27.919 but yeah, they are selling French fries and it just 0:21:28.040 --> 0:21:31.040 is a computer paper with his name on it. Like, 0:21:32.400 --> 0:21:36.480 stand up comedy really really humbles you day in and 0:21:36.520 --> 0:21:38.359 day out, and it's pretty fantastical. 0:21:38.640 --> 0:21:41.800 Yes, I would also like to take this opportunity to 0:21:41.840 --> 0:21:45.560 share that when I was a comic in New York, 0:21:45.720 --> 0:21:48.800 and I think maybe still there's a show called Shticker Tree. 0:21:48.840 --> 0:21:51.600 Okay, so this is the this is our this is 0:21:51.240 --> 0:21:54.240 this he said his name. Now his name is we 0:21:54.280 --> 0:21:57.800 know his name is Josh Galloway. Okay, perfect, So Sticker Tree. 0:21:57.920 --> 0:22:01.840 It was a show where comics around Halloween would dress 0:22:01.920 --> 0:22:04.200 up as other comics and do like a two minute 0:22:04.240 --> 0:22:07.399 set as them. And you could go on as Gallagher Ellen. 0:22:07.520 --> 0:22:10.000 I was Ellen Degenerous one year, like I was Whitney 0:22:10.000 --> 0:22:12.320 Cummings one year. You could even go like on as 0:22:12.359 --> 0:22:14.320 Lee's a trigger or someone that you know like and 0:22:14.440 --> 0:22:17.159 do like roast them a little bit whatever. And I 0:22:17.280 --> 0:22:22.000 went on one year as fictional rape comic Josh Galloway 0:22:22.000 --> 0:22:25.360 from SVU, And I'll tell you the ones who got 0:22:25.400 --> 0:22:28.000 it got it, and the ones who didn't were very confused. 0:22:28.080 --> 0:22:31.199 But I like did I think I was kind of 0:22:31.240 --> 0:22:34.760 poking fun At the time. There was all this controversy 0:22:34.760 --> 0:22:37.080 about rape jokes and stuff like that, and so I 0:22:37.200 --> 0:22:39.359 was like poking fun at all of that. And I 0:22:39.440 --> 0:22:41.960 don't remember my set very well because it was twenty 0:22:42.080 --> 0:22:44.960 fourteen or when did this episode came out? Yeah, February, 0:22:45.040 --> 0:22:49.080 so so eight months later I'm playing him after this 0:22:49.119 --> 0:22:51.680 episode comes out, hoping people get the reference. 0:22:51.880 --> 0:22:53.920 And you drew a beard. So was it like eight 0:22:53.960 --> 0:22:56.800 people laughing and then a confused sea of like, what's 0:22:56.840 --> 0:22:58.760 going on? Audit laughed? 0:22:58.800 --> 0:22:59.960 A lot of people laughed, like a lot of you 0:23:00.000 --> 0:23:02.240 people were like even like I was like, you guys 0:23:02.280 --> 0:23:04.560 probably saw me on that episode of SVU where a 0:23:04.560 --> 0:23:07.200 comedian gets so even if they didn't see the episode, 0:23:07.200 --> 0:23:11.040 they knew what I was doing, and so it was gosh. 0:23:11.080 --> 0:23:12.679 I wish I could like look in my email and 0:23:12.680 --> 0:23:14.679 see if I like wrote out my set and emailed 0:23:14.720 --> 0:23:17.080 it to myself or something, because it would be. 0:23:17.080 --> 0:23:19.560 Wild to see you're the queen of a receipts. I'm 0:23:19.600 --> 0:23:22.640 sure it's somewhere. Yes, I'm sure it's somewhere. I wish 0:23:22.720 --> 0:23:25.360 I was there to see you performost Josh Gallow at 0:23:25.359 --> 0:23:29.440 the Rape comic. But whatever, So TSU, we're back. It's 0:23:29.440 --> 0:23:31.919 a party school. We could tell people are taping him 0:23:31.920 --> 0:23:33.679 with their cell phones, which is such a no no 0:23:33.800 --> 0:23:37.000 as well, like you'd get fucking kicked out. That's like 0:23:37.040 --> 0:23:38.879 an off with your head type of moment. If you're 0:23:38.920 --> 0:23:41.600 fucking taping someone's set, get the fuck out of here. 0:23:42.119 --> 0:23:48.960 But he calls TSU trashed slut University or totally swallow 0:23:49.240 --> 0:23:52.600 you and the boys cheer, and then he starts making 0:23:52.600 --> 0:23:55.720 fun of the rape trolley. It's like, just let the 0:23:55.760 --> 0:23:58.879 trolley take the women home, Like you have an issue 0:23:58.880 --> 0:24:02.000 with the rape trolley. It's like, it is just so 0:24:02.160 --> 0:24:04.480 funny to me. But he doesn't like that the rape 0:24:04.520 --> 0:24:07.159 trolley's only for women. What about the men? And he 0:24:07.200 --> 0:24:11.080 goes a man rape trolley. Actually, well, the joke is 0:24:11.240 --> 0:24:14.000 date rape for men is actually called getting lucky, and 0:24:14.200 --> 0:24:17.840 for joke structure, it's there. He's really killing it, you know. 0:24:18.119 --> 0:24:20.879 He then tests a really really tough premise about the 0:24:21.000 --> 0:24:23.879 upsides of rape, and then a gaggle of gals in 0:24:23.880 --> 0:24:26.600 the front row wearing matching t shirts stand up and 0:24:26.640 --> 0:24:30.000 they yell, rape is no joke. And one of the 0:24:30.040 --> 0:24:33.119 girls is Skylar Day. I remember her from Parenthood, but 0:24:33.280 --> 0:24:35.400 she was also in a different SVU playing the same 0:24:35.480 --> 0:24:39.240 character Renee Clark in the episode Girl Dishonored in season fourteen. 0:24:39.680 --> 0:24:43.760 You know, another college rape situation. Okay, Bambam. So there's booing. 0:24:43.880 --> 0:24:46.600 Everyone's booing, and it's like, are we booing the anti 0:24:46.720 --> 0:24:49.600 rape group or are we booing? Josh, it's the group. So 0:24:50.400 --> 0:24:53.280 she goes, rape is not funny and then another girl 0:24:54.520 --> 0:24:57.359 gets up and she's a little sauced and she yells, 0:24:57.480 --> 0:25:01.080 you're not funny. Go home. I'm in love with all 0:25:01.119 --> 0:25:04.840 of this, the commotion that's happening. And Josh Gallaway's like, hey, guys, 0:25:04.920 --> 0:25:08.040 let's not heckle and boo our feminist sisters. If anyone 0:25:08.080 --> 0:25:11.240 knows about comedy, it's a feminist. And you know that's 0:25:11.359 --> 0:25:15.520 again another great structured little bit. She starts quoting rape 0:25:15.600 --> 0:25:18.120 stats and he brings her on stage, and we get 0:25:18.160 --> 0:25:20.359 her name and she's part of a group called Star 0:25:20.960 --> 0:25:25.800 Students Together Against Rape anyways, So he then says, renee 0:25:25.840 --> 0:25:28.800 is rape. Rape is not funny. Gang rape, on the 0:25:28.840 --> 0:25:33.000 other hand, is freaking hysterical. Again another great bit, Like 0:25:34.320 --> 0:25:36.840 because we get to see him do comedy throughout and 0:25:36.920 --> 0:25:40.240 it does decrease in terms of structure, but structurally he's 0:25:40.280 --> 0:25:44.040 really knocking these out. I would say art is good. 0:25:44.119 --> 0:25:46.560 I don't know if we think that jokes about gang 0:25:46.640 --> 0:25:49.840 rape are funny in this situation, and I you think 0:25:49.880 --> 0:25:50.560 the jokes are. 0:25:50.440 --> 0:25:58.280 Funny, no, but they're structurally sound yes. And I in 0:25:58.320 --> 0:26:00.680 this context with her on stage, and that's happening, and 0:26:00.680 --> 0:26:03.320 everything we know is gonna happen. It's fucked up. But 0:26:03.440 --> 0:26:05.840 I'm trying to think if someone did this on stage, like, 0:26:05.920 --> 0:26:09.399 I can see it working. I can Yeah, if a 0:26:09.400 --> 0:26:11.800 comic one up and goes listen. I don't joke about rape, 0:26:11.840 --> 0:26:14.640 that's not funny, But you know what is funny gang rape? 0:26:14.720 --> 0:26:18.080 I can see. I can see that hitting, whether we 0:26:18.240 --> 0:26:20.960 personally would laugh or not at it. But when people 0:26:21.000 --> 0:26:23.760 are like, rape jokes are just not funny. I have 0:26:24.359 --> 0:26:27.600 I have two, and people laugh, but they're just on 0:26:27.640 --> 0:26:31.200 a different perspective where I make I don't. I don't 0:26:31.240 --> 0:26:35.760 feel the victim is the punchline. The rapists are the 0:26:35.760 --> 0:26:38.920 punchline to me. Yes, And I have a gang bang 0:26:39.000 --> 0:26:43.760 joke with different than or gang bang, Yeah, yes or not? 0:26:43.880 --> 0:26:47.840 I yeah, we'll see. Yeah, it's no longer on porn hubs, 0:26:47.840 --> 0:26:51.760 so we don't know how consensual it was. But yeah, 0:26:51.800 --> 0:26:54.120 But I am a believer that anything can be funny 0:26:54.200 --> 0:26:58.240 if you're funny. Yeah, And that's why I think funny. Yes, 0:26:58.400 --> 0:27:00.280 And I think that's why the comics that come plain 0:27:00.320 --> 0:27:05.240 about quote unquote PC culture being woke, people being serious whatever, 0:27:05.640 --> 0:27:07.679 they're just not funny enough and can't really admit it 0:27:07.720 --> 0:27:12.000 to themselves. Mm hmm. Even when something doesn't go right, 0:27:12.040 --> 0:27:13.560 you can blame a crowd, but at the end of 0:27:13.560 --> 0:27:16.720 the day, it's you. It's your jokes, and you can 0:27:16.760 --> 0:27:20.520 make anyone laugh at anything. Yeah. V I mean is 0:27:20.600 --> 0:27:24.000 there's the best example. There's people that do like One 0:27:24.080 --> 0:27:26.639 Man shows about losing their children. I mean, there's like 0:27:26.680 --> 0:27:29.520 there's people can find humor in anything. You know, you 0:27:29.640 --> 0:27:32.880 just have to do it the right way. Yeah, not lazily, 0:27:32.920 --> 0:27:35.639 because I don't love domestic violence jokes. That's something that 0:27:35.680 --> 0:27:38.359 I usually am, like, I just don't laugh or like, 0:27:38.480 --> 0:27:41.640 and I'm not into it. Yeah. Nicole Amy Schreiber has 0:27:41.680 --> 0:27:45.720 a fantastic domestic violence joke and I laugh every time 0:27:45.760 --> 0:27:48.960 I hear it. So it's like, you know, but it's 0:27:48.960 --> 0:27:53.520 probably not making the victims the butt her joke. No, 0:27:54.200 --> 0:27:56.919 a little bit, but in a great way. But my 0:27:57.080 --> 0:28:00.399 thing I also always say with comics is like I 0:28:00.440 --> 0:28:04.159 think as an audience member and probably in different marginalized 0:28:04.160 --> 0:28:05.960 groups can feel this way. I bet feel this way. 0:28:05.960 --> 0:28:09.600 Where Like you can also tell people's intent, Like there 0:28:09.640 --> 0:28:11.800 are a lot of comics their intent is to piss 0:28:11.840 --> 0:28:14.840 people off. Yeah, and then when people are pissed off, 0:28:14.880 --> 0:28:16.879 they get to be a victim of like, oh, they're pissed, 0:28:17.000 --> 0:28:19.320 but or like, look what I get to say. 0:28:19.359 --> 0:28:21.399 I can say anything I want, Like it's is there 0:28:21.440 --> 0:28:22.840 a point or do you have a different kind of 0:28:22.840 --> 0:28:23.639 perspective on it? 0:28:23.760 --> 0:28:27.800 Like not really? No, Actually, Jesse Klein has a hilarious 0:28:27.800 --> 0:28:31.040 domestic violence joke as well that I just thought of exactly. 0:28:31.160 --> 0:28:33.639 And if the goal is to make people laugh, I 0:28:33.680 --> 0:28:37.199 think you can make everything funny and even the marginalized 0:28:37.200 --> 0:28:39.560 groups that can be at the butt of the joke laugh. Like, 0:28:40.000 --> 0:28:42.800 if the goal is like pure joy and laughter, I 0:28:42.800 --> 0:28:45.880 think audiences get it. The guys that I think about 0:28:45.880 --> 0:28:50.320 that really bother me is they purposely write material with 0:28:50.440 --> 0:28:53.800 the intent of controversy and to piss people off because 0:28:53.840 --> 0:28:56.320 they know deep down they're not funny enough or they 0:28:56.360 --> 0:28:59.920 don't believe in themselves enough. But when they complain about crowd, 0:29:00.120 --> 0:29:03.360 I'm like, but your intent isn't for people to enjoy themselves. 0:29:03.760 --> 0:29:06.480 Your intent is to get people mad because you think 0:29:06.520 --> 0:29:11.200 you're like a philosopher king y. Yeah, and so there's 0:29:11.240 --> 0:29:13.200 a lot too. I mean, this guy is a sick oh. 0:29:13.520 --> 0:29:16.520 So like I'm not defending Josh Gallows. We're not defending 0:29:16.600 --> 0:29:19.680 Josh Galloway. We're just dressing up as we're obviously going 0:29:19.760 --> 0:29:23.640 to talk about it. Yeah, well it would just be 0:29:23.720 --> 0:29:25.800 shocking not to talk about it. But I think you 0:29:25.840 --> 0:29:28.960 can make anything funny. I don't think anything. I like 0:29:29.000 --> 0:29:31.840 to look. I like to laugh at dark stuff sometimes too, 0:29:32.080 --> 0:29:34.120 Like it doesn't mean I condone it. I just can 0:29:34.200 --> 0:29:38.960 laugh at like a dark joke, you know. Anyway, So whatever, 0:29:39.000 --> 0:29:41.040 he talks about the rules of three in terms of 0:29:41.040 --> 0:29:43.800 the gang Ray. He keeps pushing it. She calls him sick. 0:29:44.200 --> 0:29:48.000 He says he's funny. Everyone claps for Renee. She walks 0:29:48.040 --> 0:29:50.520 away with her group. She is walking home. Uh oh, 0:29:50.560 --> 0:29:53.640 there are men from the show. They seem plastered as hell, 0:29:53.840 --> 0:29:56.400 and they're waiting for her in their little beanie caps 0:29:56.800 --> 0:29:59.160 and they're like, oh hey, Renee, you were great up there, 0:29:59.160 --> 0:30:01.680 and they start tossing her around. It's a really vicious scene. 0:30:01.760 --> 0:30:03.680 Like I hate watching this. It makes me really start 0:30:03.720 --> 0:30:06.480 and uncomfortable. She tries to get away and they have 0:30:06.560 --> 0:30:08.680 a grip and she starts trying to blow her rape 0:30:08.680 --> 0:30:12.040 whistle and they do. You think they're trying to make 0:30:12.040 --> 0:30:15.760 a point that rape whistles are stupid. Because they take 0:30:15.760 --> 0:30:18.360 the whistle away very quickly from her is the point, 0:30:18.480 --> 0:30:21.400 and she's not able to whistle. She's crying, they're trying 0:30:21.440 --> 0:30:24.800 to get away, she's asking them to stop. She finally 0:30:24.880 --> 0:30:26.800 kicks one of them in the dick. He falls over. 0:30:26.920 --> 0:30:30.280 She grabs her keys, whistles again, and then we hope 0:30:30.320 --> 0:30:32.640 she gets away. We don't really know what happens. Then 0:30:32.680 --> 0:30:35.040 we go back to the rape comics closer, he goes, 0:30:35.040 --> 0:30:39.880 good night kids, Okay, so that's that, and then he's 0:30:39.920 --> 0:30:43.520 signing autographs and he's looking right directly at the camera 0:30:43.600 --> 0:30:46.840 while he's high fiving people. It's really sick, honestly. But 0:30:47.080 --> 0:30:49.520 what we see is he's making eye contact with the 0:30:49.600 --> 0:30:52.719 drunk girl who heckled the Feminist rape club. And so 0:30:53.360 --> 0:30:56.400 she's drunk, she's horny for him. They're looking at each other, 0:30:57.080 --> 0:30:59.440 they're mutually checking each other out. And then it cuts 0:30:59.480 --> 0:31:03.640 to our beloved credits. So so now we're in the 0:31:03.720 --> 0:31:07.400 squad room, it's you know, the wooden comforting room, and 0:31:07.520 --> 0:31:10.280 Renee Clark is explaining they grabbed me. She managed to 0:31:10.320 --> 0:31:12.400 get her whistle back and that's what made them panic 0:31:12.440 --> 0:31:16.680 and run, and she's crying. She's really fucked over from 0:31:16.720 --> 0:31:19.560 what happened. Benson's like, good, you did what you had 0:31:19.600 --> 0:31:22.400 to do to get out of the situation. And Rollins 0:31:22.440 --> 0:31:25.239 asks if she knows the boys that did it, and 0:31:25.280 --> 0:31:28.520 she's like, yes, they live in my dorm. They must 0:31:28.600 --> 0:31:31.600 have followed her from the comedy show. And she mentions 0:31:31.640 --> 0:31:34.720 that Josh Galloway and Rollin's is like, oh, one of 0:31:34.720 --> 0:31:39.440 those rape joke comics, and I wonder what, like, no 0:31:39.480 --> 0:31:42.160 one's known as a rape joke comic. Right, Well, we'll 0:31:42.160 --> 0:31:45.680 get into it when I do the real thing, okay 0:31:45.680 --> 0:31:47.959 a little bit, And then she said that her friends 0:31:47.960 --> 0:31:50.440 and her were coming to send a message, but Josh 0:31:50.520 --> 0:31:52.400 brought her on stage and said it was funny if 0:31:52.400 --> 0:31:55.280 she was gang raped, and that's why those boys assaulted 0:31:55.320 --> 0:31:59.120 her because Josh gave them permission. And Benson's like, well, 0:31:59.160 --> 0:32:00.880 we'll see what kind of charge as we can bring 0:32:00.920 --> 0:32:04.360 against these boys. And then they go on to ask 0:32:04.400 --> 0:32:06.440 the girl like are you ready to go through this again? 0:32:06.600 --> 0:32:09.120 And she goes, I am, That's why I came straight 0:32:09.160 --> 0:32:12.560 to you. I didn't even call campus security, and she goes, 0:32:12.600 --> 0:32:15.560 you have to go after Josh Galloway. So we cut 0:32:15.560 --> 0:32:17.720 to one of the boys in interrogation with Amrrow and 0:32:17.760 --> 0:32:20.280 he's like, Josh did not ed us on or motivate 0:32:20.360 --> 0:32:23.000 us to do this. We were just messing around. It 0:32:23.160 --> 0:32:26.400 was a joke. She's gotten. She's got to lighten up. 0:32:27.520 --> 0:32:31.719 It's the sickens me. Yeah, like making it seem like 0:32:31.760 --> 0:32:35.280 there is a joke to fully scaring someone into thinking 0:32:35.280 --> 0:32:37.880 they're about to get a like the trauma is real 0:32:38.040 --> 0:32:39.840 that your body and how it reacts will not know 0:32:39.920 --> 0:32:40.440 it's a joke. 0:32:40.920 --> 0:32:43.200 And while we will have just talked about this on 0:32:43.280 --> 0:32:46.080 an intro, so we've covered this. 0:32:47.960 --> 0:32:53.960 It's like, yeah, pretending to rape someone's not a bit okay, guys, jesus, 0:32:53.960 --> 0:32:58.040 I don't think our audience needs that announcement. But it's 0:32:58.080 --> 0:33:01.000 so fucked. It cuts to the other a sweater made 0:33:01.040 --> 0:33:04.680 of striped temp and he's like, she needs to learn 0:33:04.760 --> 0:33:07.880 how to take a joke, and it's like, what the fuck? 0:33:08.880 --> 0:33:13.160 I don't get the funny. I really don't get the funny. 0:33:13.320 --> 0:33:15.240 So the guy who's like, whatever, she needs to learn 0:33:15.280 --> 0:33:16.840 how to take a joke. And then the guy's like 0:33:16.920 --> 0:33:20.560 and I like Renee and Finn is like, you got 0:33:20.560 --> 0:33:23.720 a funny way of showing it, and they say they 0:33:23.720 --> 0:33:25.960 felt bad she was heckled on stage and they were 0:33:26.000 --> 0:33:28.520 just trying to have some fun with her number one fear. 0:33:29.200 --> 0:33:32.640 So Barbara spying in the window, Like, I have a 0:33:32.640 --> 0:33:36.040 friend who's her number one fear as frogs. I wouldn't 0:33:36.040 --> 0:33:39.640 even throw a fake frog at her. Yeah, that's just like, 0:33:40.040 --> 0:33:43.120 why am I if you're scared of? I don't know 0:33:43.120 --> 0:33:45.680 why I have to push the limits of someone's fears. 0:33:46.200 --> 0:33:48.600 Well, one time, when I was in college, my friend 0:33:48.760 --> 0:33:51.560 was really afraid of pregnant women. 0:33:51.680 --> 0:33:53.320 She was really grossed out by pregnant wmen. 0:33:53.360 --> 0:33:56.640 She's since had three children, but at the time we 0:33:56.640 --> 0:33:58.959 were in our like you know, we were nineteen ors 0:33:59.160 --> 0:34:00.880 and I did put a pack triv pregnant woman on 0:34:00.920 --> 0:34:02.360 her pillow that I found in a magazine. 0:34:03.560 --> 0:34:06.080 And what happened? She was like, who did this? 0:34:06.440 --> 0:34:08.080 I mean she didn't get like scared. It wasn't like 0:34:08.080 --> 0:34:11.200 it was a real pregnant person. But you know, so 0:34:11.239 --> 0:34:12.359 if I'm with her, who is this? 0:34:12.400 --> 0:34:14.839 Have I met her? No? You haven't. Now she has 0:34:14.880 --> 0:34:17.920 three kids. Yeah, Like that's stopped your friends before a 0:34:18.040 --> 0:34:22.800 fucking zip zip zopin to our gigs. Okay, so hello 0:34:22.880 --> 0:34:28.160 to all of Kara's camp, childhood, high school, college study 0:34:28.160 --> 0:34:37.560 abroad friends thrilled you're here. Barbara is spying in the window, 0:34:37.840 --> 0:34:41.560 and he's like, oh, these college idiots. Benson quickly responds 0:34:41.640 --> 0:34:44.080 they did assault Renee and they knew she was a 0:34:44.080 --> 0:34:47.560 survivor and an activist and they targeted her. And Barba's like, okay, 0:34:47.600 --> 0:34:49.680 I'll try to get a temporary restraining order, but she 0:34:49.760 --> 0:34:53.680 needs to change dorms and Benson does not like this. 0:34:53.760 --> 0:34:57.120 So they're walking and talking and you know, Benson and 0:34:57.200 --> 0:34:59.719 Rollins are on either side of him, just one step back. 0:34:59.760 --> 0:35:02.840 It's like a dance number. And Benson asks about the comic, 0:35:03.040 --> 0:35:05.400 and you know, he's a big deal. He's one of 0:35:05.400 --> 0:35:09.040 those snarky cable TV hosts. And he was on a 0:35:09.080 --> 0:35:12.040 list of People's Magazine's most eligible comedians. 0:35:12.360 --> 0:35:13.520 L O L. 0:35:13.760 --> 0:35:16.440 I feel like that's ever been a fucking article in 0:35:16.520 --> 0:35:18.680 People magazine. 0:35:18.960 --> 0:35:23.799 There's like two eligible comedians. No, that are men? That 0:35:23.880 --> 0:35:26.480 are men? There are a million women. Yeah, if it 0:35:26.520 --> 0:35:29.319 was old and the men are like, you know, they're 0:35:29.360 --> 0:35:33.640 not doing well in terms of emotional they're not good partners. 0:35:33.840 --> 0:35:36.439 Like I can't imagine the People list. It's like this 0:35:36.520 --> 0:35:42.200 guy showers twice a week. Ladies like, yeah, I would say, 0:35:42.239 --> 0:35:45.080 who would? I mean, Trevor Noah is the one that, like, 0:35:45.400 --> 0:35:48.920 if People Magazine did do an eligible bachelor comedian, he 0:35:48.960 --> 0:35:51.359 doesn't have a partner. I don't know. I think he's 0:35:51.360 --> 0:35:53.560 out there fucking I mean he was seen with dua 0:35:53.640 --> 0:35:56.520 lipa like who knows. But yeah, he's someone that is 0:35:56.600 --> 0:36:01.120 just subjectively like an attractive person on television who people like. 0:36:01.320 --> 0:36:04.360 But after Trevor Noah, I can't think of a second person. 0:36:05.080 --> 0:36:09.879 Michael Cha, I'm thinking Chay. People like Chay, Yeah, Chay. Oh. 0:36:09.960 --> 0:36:12.560 You know who is hot and who is an eligible bachelor? 0:36:12.600 --> 0:36:18.400 Brett Goldstein, Yes, there we go, Brett Goldstein. Yeah, hot 0:36:18.440 --> 0:36:22.440 as hell, nice guy on a hit TV show, a 0:36:22.480 --> 0:36:26.319 good stand up, very funny here for a long time. 0:36:26.320 --> 0:36:29.400 But I believe he's single now. Yeah. Yeah, So there 0:36:29.600 --> 0:36:30.600 they are out there. 0:36:30.719 --> 0:36:33.920 But I'm just saying most so those two would definitely 0:36:33.920 --> 0:36:38.239 be in People Magazine's feature on the most eligible comedians. 0:36:38.520 --> 0:36:41.360 And then the other ones I'm thinking about that are cute, 0:36:41.600 --> 0:36:44.480 are cheating on their spouses, like I don't know, I 0:36:44.520 --> 0:36:49.560 don't know if they're good people, yeah, but they of 0:36:49.680 --> 0:36:52.560 course there are great ones and hopefully throughout this episode 0:36:52.560 --> 0:36:56.480 we'll think of other ones. So Rollins brings up this 0:36:56.560 --> 0:37:00.160 eligible comedians. We came up with three, So that's pretty exciting. 0:37:00.480 --> 0:37:03.120 I mean Chris Rock I think is an eligible bachelor. Yeah, 0:37:03.120 --> 0:37:06.319 I mean last already was dating Lake Bell. Yeah. Yeah, 0:37:06.360 --> 0:37:10.799 that's exciting. So Barbara's confused, and so Barba's like, wait, 0:37:10.920 --> 0:37:15.319 so Josh Galloway also assaulted Renee and Benson goes, no, 0:37:15.880 --> 0:37:18.160 but he made jokes about how funny it was if 0:37:18.200 --> 0:37:22.000 he was gang raped, and he incited this incident, and 0:37:22.040 --> 0:37:24.520 Barbara treats them like idiots. He's like, you've heard a 0:37:24.560 --> 0:37:26.879 free speech right, And I'm on Barba's side era where 0:37:26.880 --> 0:37:29.320 it's like, what you can't charge a guy for bad 0:37:29.440 --> 0:37:32.520 joke telling? And Benson's like, well, what about hate speech? 0:37:32.960 --> 0:37:35.480 And they heard his set and they advocated a gang 0:37:35.560 --> 0:37:38.279 rape and they followed Renee out and it makes him 0:37:38.280 --> 0:37:40.399 an accessory and she says, if I tell a guy 0:37:40.440 --> 0:37:42.960 with a gun, I want my husband dead and cocks 0:37:43.040 --> 0:37:46.040 her head to the side like good point, right, And 0:37:46.960 --> 0:37:50.439 if you're wondering, Benson at this point has short chin length, 0:37:50.520 --> 0:37:54.439 bouncy Bob Benson era very season five s JP sex 0:37:54.480 --> 0:37:57.120 in the city, and Barbara says, you're doing a false 0:37:57.120 --> 0:38:00.600 equivalency and which I agree with with are but here 0:38:01.400 --> 0:38:04.480 and we need to prove his intent any other charges 0:38:04.520 --> 0:38:06.359 on the sky and Ronind's is like, no, but we'll 0:38:06.360 --> 0:38:06.960 start digging. 0:38:07.360 --> 0:38:10.839 Benson says he also didn't say go gang raper. Didn't 0:38:10.840 --> 0:38:12.919 he say what's funnier than a rape joke? A gang 0:38:13.000 --> 0:38:13.399 rape joke? 0:38:13.480 --> 0:38:13.640 Right? 0:38:13.680 --> 0:38:17.279 Like, he didn't say go get this girl? Right? Like, yeah, 0:38:17.480 --> 0:38:20.120 Benson goes, or we could just go straight to him 0:38:20.160 --> 0:38:23.200 and fill him in and we'll tell him that the 0:38:23.200 --> 0:38:25.920 girl he humiliated was assaulted by two of his fans. 0:38:26.239 --> 0:38:28.520 Tomorrow and Benson do a walk and talk headed to 0:38:28.600 --> 0:38:30.960 Josh's you know, hotel room, and Amar was like, ugh, 0:38:31.120 --> 0:38:34.439 I hate this guy. So Tomorrow wildly hates this guy. 0:38:34.560 --> 0:38:36.600 He opens the door and Josh is in a white 0:38:36.640 --> 0:38:39.160 hotel robe and he's in a chipper mood. He's like, 0:38:39.200 --> 0:38:42.759 come in detectives, and Benson reminds him she's a sergeant 0:38:43.440 --> 0:38:47.760 and he condescendingly congratulates her on wearing the pants. Tomorrow 0:38:47.880 --> 0:38:49.759 doesn't like that he's in a robe and he's like, 0:38:50.120 --> 0:38:52.279 did the front tesk not tell you. We were on 0:38:52.280 --> 0:38:55.319 our way up, and this is unfortunately very me, Like 0:38:55.400 --> 0:38:58.000 I will order room service and when they knock, I 0:38:58.040 --> 0:39:01.200 am just I have to. I'm like just a minute, 0:39:01.520 --> 0:39:07.120 I'm throwing clothes on, like I didn't order the food. Yeah, 0:39:07.200 --> 0:39:10.760 I'm it's I'm really bad about this. I'm not wearing 0:39:10.800 --> 0:39:13.480 pants ring like so I sent you a surprise meal, 0:39:15.239 --> 0:39:17.480 or even when you're coming to pick me up or 0:39:17.560 --> 0:39:20.239 I know you're coming over, like I will still not 0:39:20.320 --> 0:39:24.040 put on clothes until the moment someone knocks. And it's 0:39:24.120 --> 0:39:25.719 kind of like when I FaceTime you when I have 0:39:25.760 --> 0:39:27.759 to pee and you're like, you could have done it 0:39:27.800 --> 0:39:31.720 a moment after, and I'm like, I couldn't. I couldn't. 0:39:31.760 --> 0:39:35.640 So unfortunately, I do see myself in this rapist. Okay, 0:39:35.719 --> 0:39:41.480 so unfortunately, but this is me. So anyways, he goes, yeah, yeah, 0:39:41.520 --> 0:39:43.600 they pulled me out of the shower. He then takes 0:39:43.640 --> 0:39:46.000 his robe off in front of the police and Marish 0:39:46.040 --> 0:39:49.759 goes like, whoa, the dude is naked. He changes into sweatpants. 0:39:49.840 --> 0:39:52.080 His body looks good, though, you know, good for you know, 0:39:52.120 --> 0:39:54.800 good for Jonathan Silverman. I'm sure he did some pushups, 0:39:54.800 --> 0:39:58.240 some prep and they paid off. So then while he's changing, 0:39:58.280 --> 0:40:00.640 he's like, you like the view, and Tomaro go, no, 0:40:00.840 --> 0:40:02.960 I'm not enjoying the view. And I get that this 0:40:03.040 --> 0:40:06.240 man is naked in front of him, but the Penthouse 0:40:06.280 --> 0:40:08.560 Hotel view is gorgeous. Also, what kind. 0:40:08.480 --> 0:40:11.080 Of cop, what kind of comic is doing a college 0:40:11.120 --> 0:40:14.040 gig getting this hotel room in New York City. 0:40:14.719 --> 0:40:18.319 I think, like, if you're famous, I think colleges like 0:40:18.360 --> 0:40:21.440 big schools. They I think the comics get fifty grand 0:40:21.840 --> 0:40:25.800 a show, hundred grand a show, Like if you're on SNL, 0:40:25.840 --> 0:40:27.960 I think you make at least twenty five thirty grand. 0:40:28.080 --> 0:40:28.800 But then I am. 0:40:28.680 --> 0:40:31.640 Performing at like a huge auditorium at their school, not 0:40:31.719 --> 0:40:34.400 at like the fucking two hundred capacity comic strip. 0:40:34.440 --> 0:40:35.760 It's just like it's wild. 0:40:35.800 --> 0:40:37.960 Although the school, You're right, it's not really about selling 0:40:37.960 --> 0:40:40.000 tickets for the school. The school just has money to 0:40:40.040 --> 0:40:41.839 do things for the kids, because I was on the 0:40:41.880 --> 0:40:44.120 committee for my school that decided what things the kids 0:40:44.160 --> 0:40:44.640 could pay for. 0:40:45.120 --> 0:40:48.319 But also I know of a comic who is just 0:40:48.480 --> 0:40:52.439 like he makes so much money everywhere, yeah, like being 0:40:52.480 --> 0:40:54.799 on the road, like he's gonna make a profit. But 0:40:55.080 --> 0:40:57.960 I heard that he has to sit at the best hotel, 0:40:58.040 --> 0:41:00.880 it doesn't matter. And if he the best restaurants, and 0:41:00.880 --> 0:41:03.080 if he loses money, it doesn't matter to him because 0:41:03.080 --> 0:41:06.640 he's so wealthy. Yeah, because I was just talking, Oh. 0:41:06.640 --> 0:41:09.160 That makes sense for this this that sounds like this 0:41:09.239 --> 0:41:11.719 kind of yes, because I was just talking to an 0:41:11.760 --> 0:41:14.800 agent who said that the business manager of this client 0:41:14.880 --> 0:41:17.200 called him and was like, why did he spend thirty 0:41:17.200 --> 0:41:19.120 five grand on the hotel this weekend? 0:41:20.200 --> 0:41:27.400 Thirty five grand on the hotel? Yeah, and including like 0:41:27.440 --> 0:41:31.120 probably room service and all that, and the agent he's 0:41:31.200 --> 0:41:33.839 never going to go away live in like the gravy train. 0:41:33.960 --> 0:41:36.400 It goes on forever. Wow, I know. But some of 0:41:36.440 --> 0:41:42.239 these people are just making so much money. I don't know. Yeah, wow, 0:41:41.719 --> 0:41:46.000 I know. So he offers to get just stripping down 0:41:46.040 --> 0:41:47.759 in front of the cops. It's like, this guy is 0:41:47.800 --> 0:41:51.040 so bold and arrogant. I'm obsessed with him. So not really. 0:41:51.840 --> 0:41:55.600 Then he offers to order room service, and the sliders 0:41:55.640 --> 0:41:59.040 are insane, and he finally puts on a shirt. He 0:41:59.120 --> 0:42:03.279 starts ass he's very casual, very manic energy, and he 0:42:03.360 --> 0:42:05.640 reminds me of the jazz guy from Sex in the City. 0:42:05.680 --> 0:42:08.879 In terms of chaos, in terms of just like me, Me, Me, 0:42:08.880 --> 0:42:11.680 me me. Benson gets down to business and brings up 0:42:11.680 --> 0:42:13.960 Greene Clark and he acts like he has no idea 0:42:13.960 --> 0:42:15.759 who this bitch is. He goes, I don't know, I 0:42:15.760 --> 0:42:17.840 do one hundred and fifty shows a year. You gotta 0:42:17.880 --> 0:42:20.920 be more specific, touts, and then she shows a photo 0:42:21.080 --> 0:42:22.920 and he pulled her up on stage and he like, 0:42:23.040 --> 0:42:24.600 legit is like, but I don't remember. I have no 0:42:24.680 --> 0:42:27.600 idea what you're saying. And he's just you know, chewing 0:42:27.600 --> 0:42:30.120 on a sandwich, lying do you think he really doesn't 0:42:30.160 --> 0:42:32.799 remember faces their names? Or he's lying to the cops like, 0:42:32.880 --> 0:42:35.640 I what do you think it is? I think he 0:42:35.680 --> 0:42:37.960 doesn't remember for real? 0:42:38.120 --> 0:42:39.920 Yeah, okay, yeah, because I don't think he has like 0:42:40.000 --> 0:42:42.040 any idea whither even there. And he's like, I don't remember, 0:42:42.239 --> 0:42:44.840 Like yeah, like I think this is the kind of 0:42:44.840 --> 0:42:46.959 guy that only sees women he wants to like fuck, 0:42:46.960 --> 0:42:48.760 And I don't think he was like attracted to this girl, 0:42:49.760 --> 0:42:50.359 you know what I mean? 0:42:50.600 --> 0:42:51.160 Yeah, so he does. 0:42:51.280 --> 0:42:54.640 He's like, ah, the redhead I had sex with in Missouri. 0:42:54.760 --> 0:42:57.480 I remember her, but like he doesn't remember like regular women, 0:42:57.680 --> 0:42:58.239 you know what I mean. 0:42:58.560 --> 0:43:01.919 Wow, So they explain what happened, and he's like, that's 0:43:02.000 --> 0:43:04.000 too bad, But what does this have to do with me? 0:43:04.480 --> 0:43:05.880 And they're like, did you not say it would be 0:43:05.880 --> 0:43:08.520 funny to gang raper? And he's like, I'm not taking 0:43:08.560 --> 0:43:11.560 any of this seriously or cares at all. And it's like, 0:43:12.239 --> 0:43:13.640 even if it has nothing to do with you, you 0:43:13.719 --> 0:43:16.960 just found out someone like god assault it. I don't know. Yeah, 0:43:17.000 --> 0:43:19.239 So he's straight up He's like, I'm a comedian, what 0:43:19.280 --> 0:43:21.920 are you gonna do? Blame the artists? Chewing the whole time, 0:43:22.239 --> 0:43:25.000 and a Tomorrow's like, oh, you're an artist, and he 0:43:25.040 --> 0:43:28.560 gives up and goes, come on, I'm a performer, and 0:43:28.640 --> 0:43:31.480 Benson's like you're a witness. Can you just help us 0:43:31.520 --> 0:43:34.000 id the assailants? And he says, I don't see people. 0:43:34.080 --> 0:43:36.200 I just see lights in the dark. I don't know. 0:43:36.800 --> 0:43:39.440 And then Tomorrow has another burn and goes, wow, drunk 0:43:39.440 --> 0:43:45.560 college students tough crowd, and it is people wasted is 0:43:45.600 --> 0:43:49.960 not a great crowd. So Tomorrow is an idiot here. 0:43:49.960 --> 0:43:51.759 I don't I have to stop talking. I'm just gonna 0:43:51.800 --> 0:43:54.200 read my notes. So he's like, okay, I get you're 0:43:54.239 --> 0:43:55.880 not a fan. Why don't you come to my show? 0:43:56.120 --> 0:43:59.799 I'll get you VIP tickets. I'm playing TSU again and 0:43:59.840 --> 0:44:01.960 he begs them to come to the show and see it. 0:44:02.080 --> 0:44:05.439 Benson size and walks away. So it's a ten PM show. 0:44:05.560 --> 0:44:07.800 We're back at the comic strip and it's a Wild 0:44:07.880 --> 0:44:12.480 Force theme. We have Benson, Cassidy, Finn and Rollins and 0:44:12.520 --> 0:44:16.120 their front row and center, which is the craziest thing 0:44:16.120 --> 0:44:20.239 of the episode for me. And this time there's a 0:44:20.280 --> 0:44:22.120 sign on the other side of the stage and it's 0:44:22.160 --> 0:44:25.480 for cold ice cream and there's a cute drawing, so 0:44:25.520 --> 0:44:28.560 it's getting ice cream in a comedy show. So we 0:44:28.600 --> 0:44:32.200 have cold ice cream and hot fries. Baby, it's like 0:44:32.239 --> 0:44:35.920 a baseball park. I don't understand these signs, I know, 0:44:36.160 --> 0:44:38.680 because the only thing I can imagine is like a 0:44:38.760 --> 0:44:42.400 brownie with ice cream like that. That's with you? But like, 0:44:42.440 --> 0:44:47.840 what a cone? What are we? What's happening? But Cassidy's 0:44:47.840 --> 0:44:50.000 a huge fan of this guy. And then he's like, 0:44:50.080 --> 0:44:52.840 let's be open minded. He used to be funny, and 0:44:52.920 --> 0:44:54.920 that's a Rollins because of course she's going to defend 0:44:54.920 --> 0:44:57.840 this guy. She goes, he's a smart comedian. He just 0:44:57.880 --> 0:45:00.720 never got attention until he started all this rape stick. 0:45:01.440 --> 0:45:04.680 And this is how I feel about twenty sixteen Trump 0:45:04.719 --> 0:45:07.160 at the election, the rise of white nationalism, like all 0:45:07.200 --> 0:45:09.799 of this. It's like, you know, no one cared about 0:45:09.800 --> 0:45:12.319 this smart, great guy until the rape stick. And that's 0:45:12.320 --> 0:45:15.760 how I feel about so many comedians where they leaned 0:45:15.880 --> 0:45:21.680 in and their audiences are just yeah, they hate woke, 0:45:21.960 --> 0:45:24.400 you know, Like I just think so many people have 0:45:24.640 --> 0:45:27.839 created and blown up and now are are so rich 0:45:28.360 --> 0:45:33.120 selling out to audiences of truly scum. Yeah. Yeah, the 0:45:33.200 --> 0:45:37.640 what did Hillary Clinton call it? The not powerables, the deplorables. Yeah, 0:45:37.680 --> 0:45:40.600 they're like deplorables. Yeah, and they're funny people, but like 0:45:40.680 --> 0:45:43.960 they just didn't start making money until this divide of 0:45:44.160 --> 0:45:48.120 like woke and not woke. And you know they're doing good, 0:45:48.239 --> 0:45:51.759 but when the when the dust settles, you guys will 0:45:51.760 --> 0:45:54.000 be in the Nazi camp, you know what I mean. 0:45:54.480 --> 0:45:56.800 But like we got we all know this like comic 0:45:56.840 --> 0:45:59.600 who got like basically canceled because he was like abusing 0:45:59.680 --> 0:46:03.040 multiple girls who are in the comedy community as their boyfriend. 0:46:03.520 --> 0:46:05.960 And then he just was like okay and went totally 0:46:06.000 --> 0:46:07.960 right wing and now he's like well known in the 0:46:08.040 --> 0:46:11.240 right right wing circle. Like he just pivoted and was like, Okay, 0:46:11.239 --> 0:46:12.720 now I'm like a right wing lunatic. 0:46:13.440 --> 0:46:16.239 Yeah, if all I was like to become a racist? 0:46:16.400 --> 0:46:21.399 Yeah because yeah, so whatever, So that's what happened. And 0:46:21.480 --> 0:46:24.480 everyone's our Sineo hall, like, what is this move? It's 0:46:24.520 --> 0:46:24.759 called the. 0:46:26.640 --> 0:46:28.400 Yeah, like, I don't know what you call it, like 0:46:28.440 --> 0:46:30.480 the elbow wrist roll, I don't know. 0:46:30.880 --> 0:46:35.839 To me, it's their Sineo forever. Yeah. The Genie does 0:46:35.840 --> 0:46:39.279 it in Aladdin as well. Yeah, but I don't that 0:46:39.560 --> 0:46:43.160 that might be too too specific. And he's cocky, he's 0:46:43.200 --> 0:46:46.640 got another bottle of water, and you know, this is 0:46:46.680 --> 0:46:48.720 a rare moment where I'm not a fan of Benson. 0:46:49.040 --> 0:46:52.560 So he makes a joke. He goes, wow, two nights 0:46:52.600 --> 0:46:54.879 at a college. This sounds like a commitment. I don't 0:46:54.960 --> 0:46:58.440 like that, and Benson whispers to Cassidy. At least the 0:46:58.480 --> 0:47:02.560 other guy was funny. And to me, it's like it 0:47:02.680 --> 0:47:06.319 was one opening joke. If someone in the front row 0:47:06.440 --> 0:47:09.960 had this much attitude, I would hate this person. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:47:10.000 --> 0:47:12.040 And it's not that bad of a joke. It's not 0:47:12.120 --> 0:47:15.600 even again swimming, it's not a rape joke. It's just like, guys, 0:47:15.680 --> 0:47:19.080 are we gonna committed relationship. Yeah, yeah, it's like cheesy, yeah, 0:47:19.200 --> 0:47:22.600 because I do a bit sometimes where if like someone's 0:47:22.640 --> 0:47:25.759 not clapping in the front row, I go, why didn't 0:47:25.800 --> 0:47:28.080 you clap, You're a bitch, and then people laugh and 0:47:28.120 --> 0:47:30.920 it's just like silly and they think it's silly. And 0:47:31.000 --> 0:47:34.279 one time a woman truly in the front responder was like, well, 0:47:34.280 --> 0:47:39.040 you didn't do anything to deserve it, and it's like, oh, no, no, no, 0:47:39.120 --> 0:47:41.440 you just like clap when someone comes on stage, you 0:47:41.560 --> 0:47:44.319 dumb cunt, like you know what I mean. And then 0:47:45.160 --> 0:47:47.480 she said something else rude to me, and her energy 0:47:47.560 --> 0:47:50.040 sucked and I did call her a hunt. And then 0:47:50.200 --> 0:47:52.480 her friend came and they started having a loud This 0:47:52.520 --> 0:47:54.400 was like recent and they start having a loud conversation. 0:47:54.520 --> 0:47:57.319 I was like, okay, now you're all talking, like what's up, 0:47:57.400 --> 0:48:00.080 and she goes, she's just filling me in because you 0:48:00.120 --> 0:48:01.640 called her a cunt, and I'm like, yeah, and you're 0:48:01.640 --> 0:48:03.799 both proving that your giant cunts and we all hate you, 0:48:03.920 --> 0:48:08.080 so you could have proven to me that you're great, 0:48:08.160 --> 0:48:11.239 but you keep talking. Their energy sucked and throughout the 0:48:11.280 --> 0:48:16.200 rest of the show energy not good. But the crowd 0:48:16.239 --> 0:48:17.680 really didn't like them, and then I made fun of 0:48:17.760 --> 0:48:20.200 them the whole night, and Benson is being these this 0:48:20.239 --> 0:48:23.319 type of person where it's like, but of course she 0:48:23.320 --> 0:48:25.239 doesn't have an open mind. She hates him. It's the 0:48:25.239 --> 0:48:28.279 threat comic, right. But them sitting in the front row 0:48:28.400 --> 0:48:28.880 is nuts. 0:48:29.160 --> 0:48:31.640 But I think he said I'll get you VIP tickets, 0:48:31.719 --> 0:48:34.400 So I think he sat them there. I just I 0:48:34.480 --> 0:48:37.160 just remembered that because I'm back when I first watched herself, 0:48:37.160 --> 0:48:38.680 I was like, why are they sitting there? 0:48:38.719 --> 0:48:41.040 This is so crazy? But I think that's he sat 0:48:41.080 --> 0:48:43.400 them there. I just would have started in on her 0:48:43.440 --> 0:48:46.440 for sure, Like, yeah, I came on stage and immediately 0:48:46.520 --> 0:48:49.520 after my first joke someone went well at least everyone 0:48:49.520 --> 0:48:53.000 else was funny. I would be like nice haircut, you know. 0:48:53.040 --> 0:48:57.200 I would immediately get involved. Yeah. To me, it's like 0:48:57.320 --> 0:49:00.640 the idea of your coming in and you're energy is 0:49:00.960 --> 0:49:03.359 why don't you prove you're funny to me? Versus Oh, 0:49:03.360 --> 0:49:05.520 I'm here for a good time. I want to laugh. Yeah, Yeah, 0:49:05.719 --> 0:49:09.239 that's that's the energy. I didn't clap because you didn't 0:49:09.280 --> 0:49:12.120 deserve it yet, And it's like you just clap when 0:49:12.120 --> 0:49:15.400 people come on stage. You psycho okay, so anyways, and 0:49:15.440 --> 0:49:17.000 if you want to be bad, sit in the back. 0:49:17.040 --> 0:49:21.520 So anyways, and he does what you would do. He 0:49:21.560 --> 0:49:23.640 immediately tell you know, goes in on live and then 0:49:23.680 --> 0:49:26.360 he tells everyone she's a cop, and everyone booze. 0:49:26.440 --> 0:49:28.520 That's always the line that kills me, because he goes 0:49:28.560 --> 0:49:31.959 give it up for special victims everybody, and everybody's like, bib, 0:49:32.800 --> 0:49:37.040 like it's crazy, well because I get booing for cops acab. 0:49:37.120 --> 0:49:39.640 But then once he said special victims, yeah, it's like 0:49:40.000 --> 0:49:41.319 I was like, okay. 0:49:41.040 --> 0:49:45.239 You're helping women and children usually yeah, And he's like, 0:49:45.520 --> 0:49:48.280 you know, these cops think my jokes cause people to rape. 0:49:48.320 --> 0:49:50.600 And then he starts talking about you know what he 0:49:50.719 --> 0:49:53.640 said she said and how that's not real rape, and 0:49:54.120 --> 0:49:56.320 I think he's too angry here and he was funny 0:49:56.360 --> 0:49:59.879 or the first night he says consent is not for him, 0:50:00.080 --> 0:50:03.200 consent has gone too far. He's just like mad that 0:50:03.280 --> 0:50:07.280 consent is the thing. And then he's annoyed about consent. 0:50:07.520 --> 0:50:10.799 He uses bar receipts his evidence, like I bought her 0:50:10.880 --> 0:50:15.280 six drinks, that's my consent, and Benson heckels and goes, wow, 0:50:15.480 --> 0:50:19.400 that's funny. And then she gets booed. Then he calls 0:50:19.440 --> 0:50:22.000 her sarge and it's like, chill out, have fun. I'll 0:50:22.040 --> 0:50:25.000 get you a drink and I'll keep the receipt. And 0:50:25.040 --> 0:50:27.680 then he goes, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, and he says 0:50:27.719 --> 0:50:32.680 he's he actually fucked TSU's finest trash sluts last night. 0:50:33.360 --> 0:50:36.440 And to me again another aside, I'm so sorry, Casey, 0:50:36.480 --> 0:50:38.400 you're gonna have to edit so much of this episode. 0:50:38.800 --> 0:50:42.360 But when I see college kids now, they look like 0:50:42.440 --> 0:50:45.160 such children. To me, it is actually weird that forty 0:50:45.239 --> 0:50:48.600 year olds are fucking college students. Yeah, they look like babies. 0:50:49.680 --> 0:50:52.280 It's weird, it's creepy. I don't care if it's above 0:50:52.320 --> 0:50:55.239 the law. It is uncomfortable. And you're a predator and 0:50:55.239 --> 0:50:58.759 you're a freak. I really hate it. Yeah, because you 0:50:58.800 --> 0:51:00.440 can tell her when people are like, I don't know, 0:51:00.520 --> 0:51:03.920 she looked eighteen, it's like, no, she didn't. We know 0:51:04.000 --> 0:51:07.120 what children like they look so yuh, even the eighteen 0:51:07.200 --> 0:51:10.360 year olds don't look eighteen. Yeah. I've walked into bars 0:51:10.400 --> 0:51:13.600 where people are twenty one I'm assuming and been like, oh, 0:51:13.640 --> 0:51:16.200 I'm too old to be here. I don't want to 0:51:16.239 --> 0:51:18.960 be around these children. So then he calls her a 0:51:19.000 --> 0:51:23.359 little spinner and that is, yeah, that's not good. They were, 0:51:23.400 --> 0:51:25.759 and so he said they ordered room service champagne and 0:51:25.800 --> 0:51:29.000 mazzarella sticks, which to me is like, I can't think 0:51:29.080 --> 0:51:33.120 of a greater evening. He then says they have mind 0:51:33.120 --> 0:51:36.439 blowing sex. I have a hard time believing that, since 0:51:36.480 --> 0:51:39.760 he's so against consent, there's no way he's giving mind 0:51:39.760 --> 0:51:42.680 blowing sex. And then he says he was so hammered 0:51:42.680 --> 0:51:44.520 he doesn't even remember, so I'm sure. 0:51:44.520 --> 0:51:47.000 I'm sure was so mind blowing a blacked out man 0:51:47.560 --> 0:51:49.640 like and then he goes, but I have a question. 0:51:49.960 --> 0:51:52.920 Was that rape? We're both drunk and naked. Was it rape? 0:51:53.040 --> 0:51:54.320 He's and then he starts quoting. 0:51:54.320 --> 0:51:57.000 He's like, I heard a feminist one time say anytime 0:51:57.000 --> 0:51:59.480 a girl is drunk, it's considered rape. And it's like 0:51:59.520 --> 0:52:03.879 where the oaks babe wearing punchlines from the first night. 0:52:04.480 --> 0:52:06.440 So here's the joke. He goes, I'm half Irish, so 0:52:06.560 --> 0:52:08.160 for me, it means that all the women on my 0:52:08.200 --> 0:52:10.439 side of the family were raped by the men, going 0:52:10.440 --> 0:52:14.839 back twenty generations. Benson goes, I'm done, and she gets 0:52:14.920 --> 0:52:17.240 up to leave, and then he starts doing an Irish 0:52:17.280 --> 0:52:20.759 accent and and he says, oh, get Mike Grund. I'm 0:52:20.800 --> 0:52:23.600 bad at accents. Do you want to do it? Do 0:52:23.640 --> 0:52:25.640 you see the note? What e is he say? 0:52:25.719 --> 0:52:28.960 He says, I'll get my grandmother for Christmas a rape kit. 0:52:30.600 --> 0:52:34.160 Yeah, so that was it. So then all the cops leave, 0:52:34.239 --> 0:52:37.520 and Cassidy seems upset because he has front row seats 0:52:37.640 --> 0:52:41.680 to his favorite comic and they're outside, there's Christmas lights around, 0:52:42.080 --> 0:52:44.160 there's you know, signs of snow on the ground, and 0:52:44.239 --> 0:52:47.080 Benson says, ugh, I need to take a shower. He's vile, 0:52:47.680 --> 0:52:51.240 and Cassidy's like, girl, he was baiting you. And ronin'sys like, listen, 0:52:51.520 --> 0:52:54.240 we can't charge him because we don't like what he said. 0:52:54.719 --> 0:52:56.960 And then the drunk girl from the night before runs down. 0:52:57.040 --> 0:52:59.920 She's like, wait, are you really SVU Detectives and he 0:53:00.160 --> 0:53:02.160 and she's like, you know that drunk TSU girl he 0:53:02.239 --> 0:53:04.600 was talking about in his set, that's me and I 0:53:04.640 --> 0:53:09.400 think he raped me. In their commercial break obviously a commercial, 0:53:10.640 --> 0:53:13.439 so she's in a glitter long sleeve shirt that's layered 0:53:13.480 --> 0:53:15.680 with pink lace. It's cue and she seems like her 0:53:15.680 --> 0:53:19.560 tuition is paid in full. By her parents and she 0:53:19.600 --> 0:53:22.560 has great eyebrows necklace or she's fooling us and it's 0:53:22.600 --> 0:53:26.640 all marshals, but she's selling it. And she says that 0:53:27.280 --> 0:53:30.920 she's president of the student Activities Board and she helped 0:53:31.000 --> 0:53:34.040 organize the Josh comedy event. She stayed around after his 0:53:34.080 --> 0:53:36.279 sets to make sure everything was okay, and he brought 0:53:36.320 --> 0:53:39.000 her drinks at the bar and he was drinking too, 0:53:39.200 --> 0:53:40.719 and then you know, she did have a head start 0:53:40.719 --> 0:53:42.600 because she was drinking at the show and she was 0:53:42.680 --> 0:53:45.759 drunk and Omar was like, okay, it's goodyear beings straightforward 0:53:45.760 --> 0:53:48.520 with us, and she's like, we danced, we made out 0:53:48.560 --> 0:53:50.560 the bar clothes and he had a car waiting for 0:53:50.680 --> 0:53:53.640 us outside, and he said that that he had a 0:53:53.840 --> 0:53:56.120 super cool hotel room that was paid for by the 0:53:56.200 --> 0:53:59.480 student association, so I should come by and see it. 0:53:59.680 --> 0:54:03.480 And she remembers getting there, but she doesn't remember Champagne. 0:54:03.560 --> 0:54:06.520 Everything is hazy. She doesn't remember anything except for when 0:54:06.560 --> 0:54:08.960 she woke up in the middle of the night. She 0:54:09.000 --> 0:54:11.560 was being raped. She was sodomized. She was face down 0:54:11.880 --> 0:54:14.000 in a pillow, legs hanging off the bed and he 0:54:14.080 --> 0:54:15.960 was inside of her. And she starts to cry and 0:54:15.960 --> 0:54:18.719 it hurt a lot, and it was anal So she 0:54:18.880 --> 0:54:21.319 says that she said no and stop, but he said, 0:54:21.360 --> 0:54:25.760 hang on, doll, I'm almost finished, and she wipes away tears. 0:54:26.360 --> 0:54:29.160 She didn't leave, though she said she was too drunk 0:54:29.160 --> 0:54:31.160 to leave, so she did stay there in the morning, 0:54:31.680 --> 0:54:35.640 and then he gave her a swag bag with like 0:54:35.760 --> 0:54:38.560 T shirts, hat and gift cards and he had a 0:54:38.560 --> 0:54:41.440 bunch of them in the closet and Rollin said, did 0:54:41.440 --> 0:54:43.840 you tell anyone what happened? She goes, no, but I 0:54:43.840 --> 0:54:45.799 wrote an email to him, but I never sent it. 0:54:45.840 --> 0:54:48.000 And Ronin's is like, good, don't open it, don't do anything. 0:54:48.000 --> 0:54:50.480 It's in your drafts folder. Don't touch it. We will 0:54:50.480 --> 0:54:52.719 get into it. And she takes a set from a 0:54:52.760 --> 0:54:55.160 paper cup. And now we're in a walk and talk. 0:54:55.239 --> 0:54:57.759 Barbara's in the middle, flanked by Benson and Tomorrow. This 0:54:57.840 --> 0:55:00.680 is a very sexy threesome and He's says this is 0:55:00.719 --> 0:55:03.840 super gray, and Benson goes, this is black and white, 0:55:04.320 --> 0:55:06.680 and he's like, it's a rape comic and it's not 0:55:06.760 --> 0:55:08.960 the same as a rapist. Do you have more evidence? 0:55:09.400 --> 0:55:11.640 And they're waiting for a rape kit, but the prelimic 0:55:11.640 --> 0:55:14.640 exam shows that. And this is Mulani's joke back in 0:55:14.640 --> 0:55:18.479 the day from his first special New in Town where 0:55:18.480 --> 0:55:20.279 he goes, you know, you can't swear on TV, but 0:55:20.480 --> 0:55:23.719 SVU gets to say crazy shit on primetime, And this 0:55:23.800 --> 0:55:26.920 is one of those sentences where Benson goes, it showed 0:55:27.080 --> 0:55:31.520 forceful anal penetration with bruising, tearing and swelling. Not good. 0:55:31.719 --> 0:55:35.720 Barbara's being so bitchy, holding his coffee looking down like, okay, 0:55:36.480 --> 0:55:38.319 she didn't know she was raped until he made fun 0:55:38.360 --> 0:55:40.920 of her and his monologue and he's like it was 0:55:40.960 --> 0:55:43.680 a confession, not a monologue. And Barba's like, you don't 0:55:43.840 --> 0:55:46.560 like him, and we can't go after him because of 0:55:46.600 --> 0:55:49.919 the stand up routine, and you know it's he'll become 0:55:49.960 --> 0:55:52.960 like a free speech hero. And Benson and Tomorrow are 0:55:52.960 --> 0:55:55.399 pleading with him, like this guy is a classic power 0:55:55.440 --> 0:55:59.280 assertive rapist, and Tomorrow is like, there are post sex 0:55:59.640 --> 0:56:04.080 swag bags, Barbara, come on, let's track his financials. Maybe 0:56:04.080 --> 0:56:07.359 there are other victims. Barbara says, fine, get another VIC 0:56:07.440 --> 0:56:09.720 and I'll get you a warrant and he spins away, 0:56:10.520 --> 0:56:12.799 and Renee Clark is with the detectives being like she's 0:56:12.840 --> 0:56:16.440 a party girl and she heckled me that night, and babe, 0:56:16.440 --> 0:56:18.960 and it's like, you heckled too. You're all hecklers. Okay, 0:56:18.960 --> 0:56:21.920 you're all hecklers. You're all terrible audience members. But this 0:56:22.000 --> 0:56:23.640 guy is a rapist. I don't know if we should 0:56:23.680 --> 0:56:25.759 have talked about comedies so much up top because he 0:56:25.920 --> 0:56:30.000 is a bad person. Yeah, I but you know, what 0:56:30.040 --> 0:56:32.640 are we gonna do? So she's like, it's ironic now 0:56:32.680 --> 0:56:35.160 that she wants my help, and Benson's like, well, I'm 0:56:35.160 --> 0:56:37.600 glad you're helping her. You are a hero. You go girl. 0:56:37.960 --> 0:56:40.879 So she doesn't get why he isn't a rent arrested though, 0:56:40.880 --> 0:56:44.000 and Benson's like, we're on it, like you guys that 0:56:44.080 --> 0:56:47.840 we're a TV show, but we can't remove this fast. Okay, 0:56:48.200 --> 0:56:51.680 So tomorrow isn't having luck tracking swag bag money. But 0:56:52.000 --> 0:56:54.920 Rollins did find something interesting. Out of one hundred and 0:56:54.960 --> 0:56:57.920 twenty bookings last year, he only canceled one in Albany 0:56:58.360 --> 0:57:02.000 and it's the student union guy. I was pissed because 0:57:02.120 --> 0:57:04.640 the police held him up at a previous gig. In 0:57:04.760 --> 0:57:08.560 New Pulse, Finn chimes in the New Palse, PD would 0:57:08.600 --> 0:57:12.160 only confirm that they questioned him about an accusation, and 0:57:12.280 --> 0:57:15.319 Renee Clark is suddenly part of the squad. She's just 0:57:15.440 --> 0:57:19.560 there brainstorming and the DA didn't press charges there either, 0:57:19.640 --> 0:57:23.000 and Finn explains that the girl recant did, so let's 0:57:23.000 --> 0:57:25.480 find out why. Also, New Pults is a village in 0:57:25.480 --> 0:57:28.800 New York. It's eighty miles north of NYC, and it's 0:57:28.800 --> 0:57:31.400 a Sunni What is at State University of New York 0:57:31.440 --> 0:57:34.960 And it said that the school is super competitive and 0:57:35.240 --> 0:57:37.920 it's a rich hippie town. Is the vibe I got. 0:57:38.640 --> 0:57:42.400 So they're off to New Pats and so we're I think, 0:57:42.440 --> 0:57:44.640 I don't know how I said it earlier. So we're 0:57:44.680 --> 0:57:49.400 at a dorm room of Aubrey Audrey Truffett Trafe Trufo 0:57:49.800 --> 0:57:55.080 Trufo Trufo, Audrey, beautiful name. So it's a Sunday and 0:57:55.120 --> 0:57:57.560 they're working on a Sunday. She doesn't want to be 0:57:57.600 --> 0:58:00.160 talking to them, and they noticed she was. She has 0:58:00.200 --> 0:58:02.600 a really nice watch and they're like, oh, was that 0:58:02.640 --> 0:58:05.160 diamond watch part of the deal And she covers it 0:58:05.240 --> 0:58:07.760 quickly with her sleeve and she's like, listen, Josh was 0:58:07.800 --> 0:58:10.280 just being nice And Rollins is like when he raped 0:58:10.320 --> 0:58:13.160 you and she doesn't like that, and they asked what happened. 0:58:13.280 --> 0:58:15.640 She says she was drunk. It was rougher what she's 0:58:15.760 --> 0:58:18.720 used to and she's like, I guess everyone likes it differently, 0:58:19.160 --> 0:58:21.560 but I think he thought it was normal. And Finn 0:58:21.600 --> 0:58:24.040 is like why because he gave you a gift bag 0:58:24.360 --> 0:58:26.400 and she's shocked, like how do they know about it? 0:58:26.440 --> 0:58:28.360 And they're like, babe, you're not the first one to 0:58:28.440 --> 0:58:30.840 accuse him. And they asked if she kept the bag, 0:58:30.920 --> 0:58:33.440 and she is upset and she can't really talk about it, 0:58:33.520 --> 0:58:36.360 and Rollins gets closer with her, bangs swoopier than ever, 0:58:36.800 --> 0:58:39.400 and she says, there's nothing in your non disclosure agreement 0:58:39.440 --> 0:58:42.720 about showing us what's in the bag? Was there? She agrees, 0:58:42.800 --> 0:58:45.360 walks towards her closet and she hands over the bag. 0:58:45.480 --> 0:58:47.760 She did use some of the gift cards, but everything 0:58:47.760 --> 0:58:51.080 else is untouched. There's a mug and Rollins is like, okay, 0:58:51.080 --> 0:58:53.560 maybe we can get a warrant. So we're in the office. 0:58:54.040 --> 0:58:56.520 It's back to tomorrow and Benson trying to convince Barbara 0:58:56.640 --> 0:59:00.000 to give a damn and love. Anique pulled the serial note. 0:59:00.520 --> 0:59:03.000 This is the gift card, and he buys gift cards 0:59:03.000 --> 0:59:06.320 and batches of twelve and tomorrow jokes cheaper by the dozen. 0:59:06.520 --> 0:59:08.920 So now everyone wants to be a comedian. Now I 0:59:08.960 --> 0:59:11.000 have a story. I know I've had too many stories, 0:59:11.040 --> 0:59:15.479 and I apologize. So we have a friend. And months 0:59:15.480 --> 0:59:18.480 and months ago she went a little viral. We posted it, 0:59:18.560 --> 0:59:20.080 but she went on a date. She went on some 0:59:20.200 --> 0:59:25.320 dates with us U New York Detective Special Victims Unit detective. 0:59:25.400 --> 0:59:28.240 Oh yeah yeah, and you know, I don't know if 0:59:28.360 --> 0:59:30.120 they had a fund. They had a fun few dates. 0:59:30.640 --> 0:59:34.400 So while we're at while we're in Austin, she sends 0:59:34.400 --> 0:59:39.400 me a screenshot He texts her going, hey, any advice 0:59:39.480 --> 0:59:41.800 on someone who wants to start comedy and what open 0:59:41.840 --> 0:59:45.560 mics to go to? And it's like, babe, why don't 0:59:45.560 --> 0:59:47.800 you go test the rape kits? How about that we 0:59:47.840 --> 0:59:51.960 don't have detective were asking for a friend? No, oh 0:59:52.000 --> 0:59:56.240 my god. And it's like, can you just solve the rapes? 0:59:56.520 --> 0:59:58.920 We need help, we need we have enough comedians. We 0:59:59.000 --> 1:00:03.040 have way too many comedians. What we don't have is 1:00:03.240 --> 1:00:06.480 SVU detectives that are doing their job. No, no, but nikes. 1:00:06.520 --> 1:00:08.400 See there was just a huge article about how that 1:00:08.440 --> 1:00:11.200 New York SVU is like working at like a four 1:00:11.280 --> 1:00:14.400 percent closure rate or something like they're doing horrible. Will 1:00:14.440 --> 1:00:16.000 you send me that? I have to send it to 1:00:16.040 --> 1:00:19.040 our friend to send to him because it's like, babe, 1:00:19.360 --> 1:00:22.680 there's no time for open mics. So they tracked all 1:00:22.720 --> 1:00:25.120 the gift cards to the recipients. Most of the girls 1:00:25.160 --> 1:00:27.520 said it was consensual sex, even though it was more 1:00:27.520 --> 1:00:30.480 aggressive than they felt comfortable with. They are also not 1:00:30.600 --> 1:00:34.400 comfortable with pressing charges. Barba still is like, this is 1:00:34.440 --> 1:00:38.120 not enough. There is no case, and Benson's like so 1:00:38.440 --> 1:00:41.560 fucking pissed, but they keep going back and forth, arguing 1:00:41.640 --> 1:00:44.280 Benson is guilting him. Barba's giving in with a sigh. 1:00:44.840 --> 1:00:47.960 Somorrow meets him in the lobby and he's sad. Rollins 1:00:48.040 --> 1:00:50.840 isn't there. He's like, where's the cute blonde? And Tomorrow's like, 1:00:50.880 --> 1:00:53.360 cut the stick. Do you recognize this girl? Shows the 1:00:53.360 --> 1:00:55.760 photo of the party girl. He's like, I don't know, 1:00:55.920 --> 1:00:58.000 maybe if you have a photo of the top of 1:00:58.000 --> 1:01:04.080 her head. Tomorrow hate Jesus and I hate him. We 1:01:04.120 --> 1:01:06.840 all hate him, and he's like, I'm kidding, and Finn 1:01:06.920 --> 1:01:08.840 is like, do you know Carly ride out and she's 1:01:08.880 --> 1:01:11.840 accusing you of rape. And then Finn twists the knife 1:01:11.880 --> 1:01:14.040 and says, lets him know he's not gonna be able 1:01:14.040 --> 1:01:16.680 to buy himself out of this one with a diamond watch. 1:01:17.360 --> 1:01:20.200 And he's like, oh, you're talking about new pals, and 1:01:20.240 --> 1:01:25.080 he's like, all ought. He says, Audrey, that little chuckle slut. 1:01:25.680 --> 1:01:29.240 He plays an amazing asshole. I mean, this is such 1:01:29.240 --> 1:01:31.840 a great performance. And I've never heard chuckle slut. 1:01:32.120 --> 1:01:34.640 They're called chuckle fuckers, but this was obviously what they 1:01:34.680 --> 1:01:37.640 had to do to make it palatable for television. 1:01:37.720 --> 1:01:42.240 But chuckle slut. But I lay little chuckle slut. I 1:01:42.320 --> 1:01:46.040 do like that little chuckle flut. So he says that 1:01:46.120 --> 1:01:49.560 she recanted, and so will this chick. Finn says, well, 1:01:49.560 --> 1:01:52.680 the DA disagrees, which is untrue. Barbara does not want 1:01:52.720 --> 1:01:55.520 to take this to trial. Benson is forcing this upon him. 1:01:55.760 --> 1:01:58.280 You bullied him into it. So this is all funny 1:01:58.280 --> 1:02:01.120 to me too. The comics love it. And he does 1:02:01.240 --> 1:02:04.000 not realize, like, no, no, no, you're a rapist. So 1:02:04.080 --> 1:02:06.800 he's like, this is a political case. Awesome news. I'm 1:02:06.840 --> 1:02:09.960 the right guy. Omaro goes call your attorney. He loves 1:02:10.000 --> 1:02:13.680 being arrested. The paparazzis already outside the hotel. He calls 1:02:13.880 --> 1:02:17.200 Iced Tea jay Z and he wants a show, so 1:02:17.280 --> 1:02:19.960 let's do this. He dedicates his arrest to Lenny Bruce, 1:02:20.080 --> 1:02:22.600 and it's like, I think Lenny Bruce just swore. I 1:02:22.600 --> 1:02:26.880 think you raped. But okay, So that's another thing comics 1:02:26.920 --> 1:02:29.360 will sometimes do, but where they're like comics, we gotta 1:02:29.360 --> 1:02:31.600 have each other's back. Comics, we're all comics. We gotta 1:02:31.600 --> 1:02:33.600 have each other's back. And it's like no, no, no, 1:02:33.680 --> 1:02:37.120 we are people and I hate you, Like, yeah, I support. 1:02:37.480 --> 1:02:39.800 I would have comics backs and saying shit, but it's 1:02:39.840 --> 1:02:42.280 like a lot of you guys suck. Like there's more 1:02:42.320 --> 1:02:43.800 to like comebacks. 1:02:43.840 --> 1:02:46.640 When people say that guys are fucking creeps, they don't 1:02:46.640 --> 1:02:47.360 have the backs. 1:02:47.640 --> 1:02:50.200 There's no backs. Then, yeah, why don't you have our backs? 1:02:50.640 --> 1:02:56.480 Yeah damn, that's a good point. Oh yeah, comics only 1:02:56.520 --> 1:02:59.080 have each other's back. Yeah, just say god, I need 1:02:59.120 --> 1:03:02.240 a joint. I'm like a too stressed out. Ohkay. So 1:03:02.320 --> 1:03:05.200 then he's got the big bucks. So he has Elizabeth 1:03:05.200 --> 1:03:08.520 Marvel aka Rita Calhoun, and she's on the courtroom steps 1:03:08.600 --> 1:03:11.720 on a brisk new York Day, and they're focusing on 1:03:11.760 --> 1:03:13.960 the material of all this, not the rape part. They 1:03:14.040 --> 1:03:18.120 keep mentioning free speech censorship. So then one reporter asked, Josh, 1:03:18.280 --> 1:03:22.200 is rape funny? Any responds no, of course not, and 1:03:22.240 --> 1:03:25.000 then a guy reporter shouts, but gang rape is, and 1:03:25.040 --> 1:03:27.640 then all the reporters giggle and he goes, no, I 1:03:27.680 --> 1:03:31.400 respect women, many of whom are my fans. So now 1:03:31.440 --> 1:03:33.480 we're in court and the party girls on the stand 1:03:33.560 --> 1:03:36.960 and she's reading her unsent email. Josh, I'm really confused 1:03:36.960 --> 1:03:39.400 about what happened last night. It was fun at first, 1:03:39.440 --> 1:03:42.040 but you so crossed the line. I'm really sore. I 1:03:42.040 --> 1:03:44.240 don't get why you didn't listen to me when I 1:03:44.320 --> 1:03:46.640 said stop. It wasn't okay what you did with me. 1:03:47.440 --> 1:03:49.680 She says. The reason she didn't send it was because 1:03:49.720 --> 1:03:51.400 she had to work with him that night, because she 1:03:51.520 --> 1:03:54.800 is the student activity chair. And Barba's like, okay, let's 1:03:54.800 --> 1:03:56.760 get through the night, and they recap what happened to 1:03:56.760 --> 1:04:00.520 her show drinks, hotel, kiss bed, and then she's holding 1:04:00.560 --> 1:04:03.440 tears back. He was really force full at first. She 1:04:03.480 --> 1:04:06.280 went along with it, but the room was spinning. She 1:04:06.320 --> 1:04:09.120 passed out when she woke up. He was sodomizing her. 1:04:09.400 --> 1:04:12.160 She continued that it hurt. She said, no, she was crying. 1:04:12.200 --> 1:04:14.760 He didn't listen, and he did whatever he wanted. She 1:04:14.880 --> 1:04:16.880 then stayed the night, and she goes, she was too 1:04:16.960 --> 1:04:19.600 drunk to leave, but she slept on the bathroom floor. 1:04:20.320 --> 1:04:22.600 Now it's Rita's turn, and we know this is not 1:04:23.000 --> 1:04:25.920 going to be easy. So she's like, you've been to 1:04:26.040 --> 1:04:29.360 six of Josh Galloway's shows last year. You're a groupie. 1:04:29.480 --> 1:04:31.400 And she goes, I was a fan, and she's like, 1:04:31.480 --> 1:04:34.120 didn't you want to sleep with him? And she goes, yeah, 1:04:34.200 --> 1:04:37.000 you know, I'm not sure what I wanted, and which 1:04:37.040 --> 1:04:39.560 is fair, like you know what I mean, You're also 1:04:39.600 --> 1:04:42.520 allowed to change your mind. Yeah, you drank at the 1:04:42.560 --> 1:04:45.960 bar and made out you wanted it, didn't you. And 1:04:46.040 --> 1:04:48.600 she admits that she was flattered, and Rita's like, well, 1:04:48.640 --> 1:04:51.320 you loved the room service and sex, didn't you. And 1:04:51.360 --> 1:04:54.880 then the girl screams back that wasn't sex. I would 1:04:54.920 --> 1:04:57.400 never have sex there. I definitely did not want it, 1:04:57.440 --> 1:04:59.760 and I told him that it hurt. She then says, 1:04:59.800 --> 1:05:02.120 You've I felt no pain the rest of the night. Huh. 1:05:02.320 --> 1:05:05.680 Barbara calls an objection. So then she pushes about the 1:05:05.720 --> 1:05:08.360 booze and is like, you're you're drunk, and the girl 1:05:08.600 --> 1:05:11.640 is very Tinsey Mortimer in this, and she goes, yeah, 1:05:11.720 --> 1:05:16.320 I'm drinking leu Ayne again. People are allowed to drink. 1:05:16.480 --> 1:05:19.560 She's doing the classics. Lets shame drunk, shame of a 1:05:19.640 --> 1:05:23.560 rape victim and counting her drinks. Calls her a binge 1:05:23.640 --> 1:05:27.840 drinker and says you use alcoholic experiment and being a slut. 1:05:28.120 --> 1:05:32.240 So that's that there's objections. The court case gets wild. 1:05:32.360 --> 1:05:35.439 Benson shakes her head in the stands, John shakes, Josh 1:05:35.480 --> 1:05:38.720 shakes his head. No, now we watch someone watch Josh 1:05:38.840 --> 1:05:42.000 vlogging his trial. He names her even though it's an 1:05:42.040 --> 1:05:45.320 anonymous accuser, So fuck you, dude. Is there like a 1:05:45.400 --> 1:05:51.240 log inside? So shitty? Yeah, I'm sure. I mean publications 1:05:51.240 --> 1:05:55.920 are not allowed to I don't know about individuals. So 1:05:55.960 --> 1:05:58.600 then we pull back and on the screen and the 1:05:59.120 --> 1:06:01.480 whole team is watching it on a bar, so Cassidy's 1:06:01.480 --> 1:06:03.760 in the middle holding the screen. I think it's an iPad. 1:06:04.120 --> 1:06:06.640 And then at tomorrow Finn, Rollins and Benson all at 1:06:06.640 --> 1:06:08.360 the bar and it's a bar that I would like 1:06:08.400 --> 1:06:11.040 to be at. It looks like divy and perfect. You know, 1:06:11.320 --> 1:06:13.680 this guy is just not understanding the difference between sex 1:06:13.720 --> 1:06:16.520 and rape, and he's willfully not seeing a difference. And 1:06:16.560 --> 1:06:19.640 then he shows a video from the show, and this 1:06:19.920 --> 1:06:23.160 is where things get a little hard on the case. 1:06:23.600 --> 1:06:27.160 This girl was wasted and she acted super quote unquote easy, 1:06:27.240 --> 1:06:29.440 and this video evidence is her being just like a 1:06:29.520 --> 1:06:33.560 drunk slut at the show. And she gets on stage, 1:06:33.600 --> 1:06:37.080 she flashes him her bra and she was into being 1:06:37.240 --> 1:06:40.280 like partying, and then you know, they keep nicknaming her 1:06:40.320 --> 1:06:43.200 party girls. So then josh on this video goes you 1:06:43.240 --> 1:06:48.400 know what else, starts with pete perjury and it's I 1:06:48.440 --> 1:06:51.080 want to fire out, like you want to kill this man? 1:06:51.280 --> 1:06:55.360 Like yeah, so Ben's soever, you know, he's laughing. Benson 1:06:55.440 --> 1:06:58.160 runs out of the bar. She's very upset. Barbara is 1:06:58.160 --> 1:07:01.200 on the big screen TV and showing Carly the video. 1:07:01.360 --> 1:07:04.480 She's so embarrassed, like who got this video? And Barbara's 1:07:04.480 --> 1:07:06.440 mad at rawlins like that they didn't find it or 1:07:06.440 --> 1:07:08.320 how it's spread, and so he's mad that they didn't 1:07:08.320 --> 1:07:10.920 do better police work. Barba's being a brat and he 1:07:11.000 --> 1:07:13.480 runs out upset about the case. And they're in judge's 1:07:13.560 --> 1:07:16.320 chambers and the lawyers are going head to head. So 1:07:16.520 --> 1:07:20.200 Rita is denying knowing about the video. Barba's pocket square 1:07:20.280 --> 1:07:23.840 is popping. She wants it in as evidence. Barbara wants 1:07:23.840 --> 1:07:27.400 a full mistrial. That's denied. Benson is walking down the 1:07:27.440 --> 1:07:29.440 courtroom lobby now and she's like, I mean it's an 1:07:29.480 --> 1:07:32.640 uphill battle, I understand, but the video is excluded and 1:07:32.680 --> 1:07:36.640 Barbara's straight up like shut up. So that's that. So 1:07:36.720 --> 1:07:39.840 now Benson's on the stand, Rita's going at her and 1:07:39.880 --> 1:07:42.320 she's like still hammering on about the drinking of it all. 1:07:42.720 --> 1:07:45.320 And Rita also has a very ugly low ponytail. It's 1:07:45.320 --> 1:07:46.960 like a comb over poof in the front and a 1:07:46.960 --> 1:07:50.200 low pony in the back. Josh is smiling. He loves 1:07:50.240 --> 1:07:53.240 all of this, and Benson and Barbara are back to 1:07:53.320 --> 1:07:56.720 walking and she is like, sorry to fucking up this, 1:07:56.960 --> 1:07:58.920 you know, trial, So she fucked up on the stand 1:07:58.960 --> 1:08:00.960 and she's like, I fucked up. I'm so sorry. This 1:08:01.000 --> 1:08:03.200 is my first back on the stand since William Lewis. 1:08:03.560 --> 1:08:05.640 And he interrupts her and goes, yeah, I know, and 1:08:05.680 --> 1:08:09.120 it doesn't matter. Barbara then accuses Benson of pushing this 1:08:09.200 --> 1:08:12.760 case for her own ego, and Benson is shocked, and 1:08:12.760 --> 1:08:15.080 then they go into a private room to fight, and 1:08:15.120 --> 1:08:17.759 she's like, what did you just say? And he says, well, 1:08:17.800 --> 1:08:19.400 you took over the squad and you want to make 1:08:19.439 --> 1:08:21.720 a big name for yourself, so you're taking down this 1:08:21.800 --> 1:08:25.920 celebrity to show everyone how you're not scared. And she's 1:08:25.960 --> 1:08:28.240 like shocked, and she's like, that's how you feel about me, 1:08:28.360 --> 1:08:30.240 Like you know that that's not me. I'm not an 1:08:30.240 --> 1:08:33.000 ego driven person and you know that. And he brings 1:08:33.120 --> 1:08:35.200 up her tough year and that she's going through a lot, 1:08:35.439 --> 1:08:37.720 and she's like, wait, so is it my ego or 1:08:37.760 --> 1:08:40.120 is it that my judgment's impaired And he goes, no, 1:08:40.560 --> 1:08:42.880 my judgment's impaired. And I'm pissed that I took this 1:08:43.040 --> 1:08:46.360 case and your squad did a shitty fucking job investigating, 1:08:46.360 --> 1:08:48.920 and I'm annoyed. And so she's pissed and she's like, 1:08:48.960 --> 1:08:50.960 I thought we had each other's back and he says 1:08:51.120 --> 1:08:56.000 so did I and walks off. And so now Josh's 1:08:56.040 --> 1:08:59.639 on the stand and he's crushing it. Okay, he's doing jokes. 1:09:00.000 --> 1:09:02.240 Thing is serious to him. This is a rape trial. 1:09:02.360 --> 1:09:05.559 He does not give a fuck. He is laughing it up. 1:09:05.760 --> 1:09:09.080 Rita Calhoun is casually leaning on the stand like they're 1:09:09.120 --> 1:09:12.680 like talking at a bar. He's ragging on the uh 1:09:12.720 --> 1:09:15.080 on Carly the party girl, and how she came back 1:09:15.120 --> 1:09:17.760 after the show, and that the only reason she brought 1:09:17.840 --> 1:09:20.000 up these allegations are after the show where he did 1:09:20.080 --> 1:09:23.240 jokes making fun about her, and you know she took 1:09:23.280 --> 1:09:26.160 the gift bag and the jury is cracking up about 1:09:26.160 --> 1:09:28.280 this gift bag and the judge, and then he turns 1:09:28.280 --> 1:09:31.120 to the judge and he goes, how you doing, and 1:09:31.240 --> 1:09:34.400 Barbara is sitting. He's sassy, and you know he's doing 1:09:34.400 --> 1:09:37.200 the ice. He's school of acting. He's sitting instead of 1:09:37.240 --> 1:09:40.559 standing when he starts the questioning, so Barbara goes, okay, 1:09:40.600 --> 1:09:42.240 so you're saying this is just like a one night 1:09:42.320 --> 1:09:44.680 stand and her feelings got her and that's that. And 1:09:44.720 --> 1:09:47.439 he goes, yes, she came after me hard, and he 1:09:47.560 --> 1:09:49.800 asks if that happens to him a lot, and he 1:09:49.840 --> 1:09:52.680 says yes, I'm very famous and I'm very funny and 1:09:52.760 --> 1:09:56.479 people want to fuck me and the jury is loving it, laughing, 1:09:56.760 --> 1:10:00.479 and Barbara ads, and and you're good looking, and I 1:10:00.520 --> 1:10:02.680 don't get that is Barba flirting. I know. 1:10:02.760 --> 1:10:04.679 I think he's trying to lull him into a false 1:10:04.720 --> 1:10:07.479 sense of security so he can go after him. 1:10:07.640 --> 1:10:10.320 Ooh, so, but I don't think this is going well. 1:10:10.360 --> 1:10:12.479 So they flirt a little. He brings up anal sex 1:10:12.520 --> 1:10:14.600 and he goes, that's not illegal in the state of 1:10:14.640 --> 1:10:17.200 New York. He calls this whole trial a joke, and 1:10:17.280 --> 1:10:20.160 Barbara brings up consent and he's like, she went up 1:10:20.200 --> 1:10:23.000 to my hotel room, she came into my bed. It's 1:10:23.000 --> 1:10:25.800 hard to shoot a moving target. And Barbara quickly is like, 1:10:25.840 --> 1:10:29.720 how about an unconscious one. Barba's like, the emmy said 1:10:29.760 --> 1:10:32.400 that Carly suffered many injuries, and so he goes, so 1:10:32.520 --> 1:10:35.240 did I. That's the funny thing about sex, You get injured. 1:10:35.720 --> 1:10:38.679 And again the jury's laughing. That wasn't even that funny. 1:10:38.720 --> 1:10:42.080 Everyone's laughing. Barbara's trying to be serious, and finally he's like, 1:10:42.160 --> 1:10:44.639 is this all funny to you? Her pain, her screaming, 1:10:44.680 --> 1:10:48.040 her sleeping on the bathroom floor, and he gets sassy again, 1:10:48.240 --> 1:10:51.680 and I mean, he refuses to be serious. He's like, oh, 1:10:51.720 --> 1:10:54.120 were you there? I didn't realize I had a threesome. 1:10:54.560 --> 1:10:58.760 Barbara flips like, oh my god, this trial's just material 1:10:58.800 --> 1:11:02.040 for you. Huh. And then Josh calls himself an artist 1:11:02.160 --> 1:11:05.160 and Barbara questions him and he goes, listen, life is 1:11:05.200 --> 1:11:09.439 my material. Racism, incest, rape. If you don't joke about it, 1:11:09.600 --> 1:11:13.920 you cry. And it's like, no, if you got raped 1:11:14.000 --> 1:11:15.960 and then made jokes, that would be great. You can't 1:11:15.960 --> 1:11:20.439 make jokes as the rapist. Yeah, Like it makes no sense. 1:11:20.520 --> 1:11:23.360 So he says that it's his job as a social 1:11:23.479 --> 1:11:28.040 satirist satirist. Why do you say that word satirist? I didn't, 1:11:28.160 --> 1:11:32.479 so both of my options were, okay, a satirist. So 1:11:32.760 --> 1:11:35.519 finally he gets serious. He's like, you got to shock 1:11:35.560 --> 1:11:38.880 people and go there and make them think about Christian hypocrisy. 1:11:39.560 --> 1:11:42.240 And Barba's like, okay, so forcing yourself onto a pass 1:11:42.280 --> 1:11:44.240 out twenty one year old is part of your act. 1:11:44.600 --> 1:11:47.280 And he's like again he's the victim, and he's like, 1:11:47.320 --> 1:11:50.680 this trial is bogus, you know, And he's like, this 1:11:50.720 --> 1:11:53.360 isn't a rape trial. This is a trial about a 1:11:53.400 --> 1:11:55.720 young girl who got in over her head. And it's like, 1:11:55.840 --> 1:12:00.360 is that not a confession to me? That's a confession? Yeah, Like, 1:12:00.520 --> 1:12:03.439 because if someone's over their head in something, and they go, wait, 1:12:03.479 --> 1:12:06.120 I don't want to do this. You should stop. I 1:12:06.360 --> 1:12:09.160 don't know okay, and he again is just like, she 1:12:09.240 --> 1:12:12.200 had a fantasy about becoming part of my world, but 1:12:13.320 --> 1:12:16.040 when the coach turned back into a pumpkin, she cried 1:12:16.120 --> 1:12:18.960 and then cried rape. And instead of getting over it, 1:12:19.080 --> 1:12:21.200 you sue. And if you think she's not gonna sue, 1:12:21.400 --> 1:12:24.400 I have a bridge to sell you. And Barbara interrupts, 1:12:24.400 --> 1:12:26.920 so wait, is she after you for your money or 1:12:27.000 --> 1:12:29.120 we want you silenced, or we're mad at you for 1:12:29.160 --> 1:12:32.600 calling out Christians? And he adds and my success, I 1:12:32.640 --> 1:12:35.280 am not guilty, and I'm sorry if her feelings got her. 1:12:35.400 --> 1:12:38.920 I did not rape that girl. Nothing further. So then 1:12:38.960 --> 1:12:41.439 we get a shot of Renee Clark looking panicked as hell, 1:12:41.520 --> 1:12:43.599 and then a shot of Carly looking pissed as hell, 1:12:43.960 --> 1:12:45.800 and we're in a busy hallway and there's a little 1:12:45.880 --> 1:12:48.920 chat session going on about like what's gonna happen, and 1:12:48.960 --> 1:12:52.240 Benson's like, yeah, I mean they saw the video, and 1:12:52.320 --> 1:12:55.200 Renee is like, ugh, Carly is such a waste case. 1:12:56.160 --> 1:12:57.920 She then is like fuck, I feel bad. I was 1:12:57.960 --> 1:13:00.360 a victim and now I'm victim blaming Ben's and is like, 1:13:00.400 --> 1:13:02.760 we both know Carly didn't want this to happen, but 1:13:03.240 --> 1:13:05.760 she is a dumb slut. Both things can be true. 1:13:06.280 --> 1:13:08.759 And Renee is like, what about all the other girls, 1:13:08.800 --> 1:13:11.519 and she explains the judge won't allow it because and 1:13:11.560 --> 1:13:13.879 then Renee is like, okay, so we need another victim. 1:13:14.200 --> 1:13:16.479 What if we set him up? And Benson goes the 1:13:16.560 --> 1:13:19.360 NYPD cannot approach him during this trial without his lawyer, 1:13:19.640 --> 1:13:21.760 and Renee's like, what if it's not the NYPD? And 1:13:21.760 --> 1:13:24.200 Renee's like, anything that you're thinking of doing, you are 1:13:24.240 --> 1:13:28.280 not doing it. He is a dangerous man. And she's like, okay, fine, 1:13:28.360 --> 1:13:30.360 yeah he's dangerous. And now he's about to get to 1:13:30.400 --> 1:13:33.320 go free. And Benson's like, well, you brought him to trial, 1:13:33.439 --> 1:13:37.200 maybe he'll think twice before raping again. Huh. So then 1:13:37.680 --> 1:13:40.320 Benson walks off, Renee rushes off the bench, and I 1:13:40.320 --> 1:13:42.760 think we know what's about to happen. She will not 1:13:42.800 --> 1:13:45.599 be listening to Benson. Josh is sitting at a bustling 1:13:45.680 --> 1:13:48.080 bar and we see Renee enter the bar in disguise 1:13:48.520 --> 1:13:51.759 with like a confused outfit. For sure, there's buns, there's glasses, 1:13:51.800 --> 1:13:54.519 there's drop earrings. There's heels that are so of this 1:13:54.680 --> 1:13:59.839 time and like a professional tight dress. The music is bumping. 1:14:00.360 --> 1:14:02.920 She walks towards Josh, who's on his phone drink and 1:14:03.280 --> 1:14:05.599 like he's drinking and then just scrolling on his phone. 1:14:05.640 --> 1:14:08.360 So this is he's definitely a comic. This is how 1:14:08.400 --> 1:14:10.320 I spend most of my life on the road, just 1:14:10.439 --> 1:14:13.759 alone at a bar on my phone. They start flirting. 1:14:13.800 --> 1:14:15.840 He asks if he knows her, and she's like, oh, 1:14:15.840 --> 1:14:18.080 we met a few years ago. He pretends to remember her. 1:14:18.120 --> 1:14:20.400 What are you drinking? YadA YadA. We're at the hotel. 1:14:20.760 --> 1:14:24.400 The champagne is being poored. She says she's nervous, and 1:14:24.439 --> 1:14:26.200 he sits her down and goes, that's what the booze 1:14:26.200 --> 1:14:29.880 is for a girl. He takes off her glasses and 1:14:29.960 --> 1:14:32.760 places them on the nightstand. She takes her butt down 1:14:33.000 --> 1:14:35.200 and he calls her pretty, and they start to kiss 1:14:35.280 --> 1:14:37.120 and everything is fine. But then she looks at her 1:14:37.160 --> 1:14:39.280 phone and is like, oh fuck, that's the third text 1:14:39.280 --> 1:14:43.280 for my boyfriend. And he's like boyfriend and she's like fuck. 1:14:43.320 --> 1:14:45.320 He tracks my phone. I have to go and he's 1:14:45.360 --> 1:14:47.800 like no and then blocks her and he grabs the 1:14:47.800 --> 1:14:50.400 bottle of champagne and says, what once we pop, we 1:14:50.560 --> 1:14:53.000 don't stop? She says, sorry, I really have to go. 1:14:53.479 --> 1:14:55.680 He grabs her arm, pulls her back and won't let 1:14:55.760 --> 1:14:58.360 her leave the hotel room. She keeps saying no and 1:14:58.360 --> 1:15:01.200 how she has to go. He does not compute. He's like, 1:15:01.240 --> 1:15:03.200 what are you talking about? How do you? What do 1:15:03.240 --> 1:15:05.840 you mean? Like he's very Hilaria bald when here he's like, no, 1:15:05.880 --> 1:15:11.320 how do you Koma does wait? You do great cucumber? Yeah. Yeah, 1:15:11.360 --> 1:15:13.639 so he's doing that like he doesn't know what no means. 1:15:13.920 --> 1:15:16.320 She's fighting him off. It gets really uncomfortable. It's a 1:15:16.320 --> 1:15:18.840 really intense scene. It's really hard to watch the scene. 1:15:18.920 --> 1:15:21.800 Yeah yeah. She keeps saying stop. He goes, fine, if 1:15:21.840 --> 1:15:24.360 you like it rough, I can get rough, throws her 1:15:24.400 --> 1:15:27.599 on the bed. She continues to scream. She is now crying. 1:15:27.720 --> 1:15:30.040 She pushed. He pushes her face down under the bed. 1:15:30.360 --> 1:15:32.880 She is fighting for her life. He is going to 1:15:33.000 --> 1:15:36.280 rape her and he has no intentions to stop. He's 1:15:36.320 --> 1:15:39.080 pulling her hair as she cries, and finally she kicks 1:15:39.120 --> 1:15:40.960 him and is able to get up from his grip, 1:15:41.240 --> 1:15:44.080 and while she's sitting up, he rips her dress. Off, 1:15:44.640 --> 1:15:47.200 and she stands up and he says, oh, now you're 1:15:47.240 --> 1:15:51.160 ready to party, So then she kicks him again and 1:15:51.200 --> 1:15:53.600 then has to kick him in the dick. Finally he 1:15:53.720 --> 1:15:57.960 falls over and screams God. She grabs her glasses off 1:15:57.960 --> 1:16:00.800 the nightstand and runs off, and he's yelling like, hey, 1:16:00.880 --> 1:16:04.360 where are you going, and it's like away from you what? 1:16:05.479 --> 1:16:08.519 And he calls her a bitch. And now we watch 1:16:08.560 --> 1:16:11.559 the attack on a laptop screen and Barba slowly shuts 1:16:11.560 --> 1:16:14.160 the laptop screen down as we see a smug, eyewin 1:16:14.280 --> 1:16:16.840 look on his face. Josh is sitting there and still 1:16:16.880 --> 1:16:20.280 doesn't look like he's taking any of this seriously. Rita 1:16:20.320 --> 1:16:23.920 Calhoun looks at him, like this fucking idiot and says 1:16:23.920 --> 1:16:27.120 there was a camera in her eyeglasses. Rita accuses the 1:16:27.200 --> 1:16:30.400 NYPD of doing this. Barba assures her that she did 1:16:30.400 --> 1:16:33.280 it all on her own and bought her spyware glasses 1:16:33.320 --> 1:16:36.200 at best Buy. Shout out, yeah, she probably has a 1:16:36.240 --> 1:16:38.800 receipt and I'm sure that Taru got something better than 1:16:38.840 --> 1:16:43.040 best Buy spyglasses, so proof. And Rita is like, who cares? 1:16:43.080 --> 1:16:46.519 This won't be admissible regardless, and thinks the NYPD still 1:16:46.520 --> 1:16:49.479 did this. Barba is calm and confident. He says, she 1:16:49.560 --> 1:16:51.720 did this on her own, and I'm not looking to 1:16:51.800 --> 1:16:54.120 use it at this trial. I'm bringing on a new case, 1:16:54.880 --> 1:16:58.679 bitch attempted rape and sexual assault. And Josh's like, hey, 1:16:58.800 --> 1:17:02.000 what is this? First the vendetta, now a shakedown and 1:17:02.040 --> 1:17:05.320 it's like, you try to rape someone on camera? 1:17:05.960 --> 1:17:06.120 What? 1:17:07.160 --> 1:17:11.320 So even his lawyers like, Josh stop, So finally he 1:17:11.439 --> 1:17:14.160 shuts up and she's like, I'm sure me and Barba 1:17:14.240 --> 1:17:17.559 can work something out, and he smiles. So now it's 1:17:17.640 --> 1:17:21.200 Carly in a little Wednesday Adams caller and asking Finn 1:17:21.200 --> 1:17:24.840 and Rollins like, damn, Josh agreed to a deal. He's 1:17:24.880 --> 1:17:26.800 not going to jail, but he is going to be 1:17:26.800 --> 1:17:30.200 a registered sex defender for ten years, and she goes, wow, 1:17:30.360 --> 1:17:33.280 so does this mean I can sue him? And she smiles, 1:17:33.760 --> 1:17:37.280 and Rollin says that's your call, and Finn judges her 1:17:37.280 --> 1:17:39.559 and leans back in his chair and Benson and Barbara, 1:17:39.600 --> 1:17:42.599 the two Bees, are spying on the two way mirror 1:17:42.840 --> 1:17:45.759 and they're like, this bitch is a piece of work. Damn. 1:17:46.240 --> 1:17:49.200 And then we get info that Renee's video of Josh 1:17:49.240 --> 1:17:51.519 can never see the light of day. It all has 1:17:51.520 --> 1:17:53.840 to remain confidential, and Amara was like, I mean he 1:17:53.960 --> 1:17:57.040 still wins. This is bullshit, And Benson tries to be like, 1:17:57.080 --> 1:17:59.320 I mean he pled guilty and he's on the registry 1:17:59.520 --> 1:18:01.519 and Amara was like yeah, and he walks right back 1:18:01.560 --> 1:18:04.120 on stage and Barbara says, who knows. I mean the 1:18:04.120 --> 1:18:06.880 court of public opinion is strong. But also he's going 1:18:06.920 --> 1:18:09.880 to sell theaters now, the venues will get bigger. I 1:18:09.920 --> 1:18:12.559 think they under a spad. How many people love a rapist? 1:18:13.000 --> 1:18:13.240 Yeah. 1:18:13.520 --> 1:18:16.320 So then Benson then needs to stick it to Barbara 1:18:16.400 --> 1:18:18.840 and is like, so it was the right thing to 1:18:18.880 --> 1:18:21.479 do to bring this case up right, and he says, 1:18:21.560 --> 1:18:24.160 don't fish. You snatched a tie out of the jaws 1:18:24.160 --> 1:18:27.120 of defeat. And then he goes, you want to stay 1:18:27.120 --> 1:18:30.400 commanding officer. I want you to stay commanding officer. Don't 1:18:30.400 --> 1:18:32.519 bring me cases like this, and he walks off with 1:18:32.560 --> 1:18:36.240 a little briefcase. Omar's like what the fuck and Benson 1:18:36.320 --> 1:18:39.240 goes Ego and he's like, you saved his ass and 1:18:39.280 --> 1:18:41.080 she goes, well, yeah, after I put it out on 1:18:41.120 --> 1:18:43.760 the line, and Amaro goes, no, he will get over it, 1:18:43.800 --> 1:18:47.480 and so will Cassidy. And she goes what very defensively, 1:18:47.600 --> 1:18:50.080 and he's like, well, you took down his favorite comic, 1:18:50.680 --> 1:18:54.880 and she says good night and he walks away. Another 1:18:54.920 --> 1:18:57.439 reason why Cassidy was not the right person for Live, 1:18:57.560 --> 1:19:01.320 Like this guy is his favorite comic. Yeah, and her 1:19:01.360 --> 1:19:04.160 cell phone rings and it's Brian Cassidy and she read 1:19:04.160 --> 1:19:08.680 button rejects it. And then this is just like a crossover, 1:19:09.000 --> 1:19:11.400 like who cares about this ending? But knock knock gets 1:19:11.439 --> 1:19:14.479 Sophia Bush as Detective Aaron Lindsay from Chicago p D. 1:19:15.160 --> 1:19:17.960 And she said that the raspy voiced man Voight had 1:19:17.960 --> 1:19:21.400 called and they need help on an ear cutting rape case. 1:19:21.800 --> 1:19:24.200 Because Benson knows the m O. They didn't get far 1:19:24.240 --> 1:19:27.120 and investigating, and then Sophia's like, damn, how did you 1:19:27.160 --> 1:19:30.519 guys even like do this? No witnesses, no evidence. This 1:19:30.640 --> 1:19:33.360 makes me feel like a rookie again. And Benson sits 1:19:33.400 --> 1:19:35.920 down powerfully and says, for what it's worth, your boss 1:19:35.920 --> 1:19:38.439 said you were the smartest detective he's ever worked with. 1:19:39.080 --> 1:19:41.519 But I'll get you those notes and the and you know, 1:19:41.600 --> 1:19:44.160 email whatever you need. So she came to New York 1:19:44.200 --> 1:19:47.439 for this ear file. Sophia Bush can't believe that Voight 1:19:47.520 --> 1:19:50.439 said nice things about her, and Benson says good luck. 1:19:50.479 --> 1:19:53.439 Sophia smiles, and then Benson's alone in her chair and 1:19:53.520 --> 1:19:56.879 that's that's it. I hate like she came from Chicago 1:19:57.040 --> 1:20:00.599 to get files. It's so confusing. I don't, yeah, because 1:20:00.640 --> 1:20:04.200 this is before the like Rednecks stuff, like, this is 1:20:04.240 --> 1:20:07.920 before all the cross So yeah, I just I don't. 1:20:09.080 --> 1:20:11.160 I don't like it. I don't like the ending. I 1:20:11.200 --> 1:20:14.559 wish yeah, and ended is as big as it started. 1:20:15.160 --> 1:20:17.280 I talked for too long. This is a nightmare at 1:20:17.280 --> 1:20:21.639 Casey have fun editing, all right, say where you are 1:20:21.680 --> 1:20:39.519 when you come back. We've got some crime, Okay. So 1:20:40.600 --> 1:20:42.200 we talked about this a little bit up top. 1:20:42.280 --> 1:20:44.479 Like the general theme of this episode is obviously ripped 1:20:44.479 --> 1:20:47.519 from like comics with controversial jokes. And at this time 1:20:48.000 --> 1:20:49.800 you may or may not remember, but I remember this 1:20:49.880 --> 1:20:53.519 that Daniel Tosh had a very controversial moment where he 1:20:53.600 --> 1:20:55.400 had a rape joke and he said it at a 1:20:55.439 --> 1:20:58.479 show and a woman at the show yelled out, actually, 1:20:58.600 --> 1:21:02.000 rape jokes are never funny, and then Tash replied, wouldn't 1:21:02.000 --> 1:21:03.680 it be funny if that girl got raped by like 1:21:03.760 --> 1:21:05.960 five guys right now? Like right now, what if a 1:21:05.960 --> 1:21:08.240 bunch of guys just raped her dot dog? Okay, I 1:21:08.320 --> 1:21:08.800 remember this. 1:21:09.240 --> 1:21:11.599 Yeah, so now I forgot all about this and now 1:21:11.640 --> 1:21:14.240 I'm back and I remember that. Yeah. So that was 1:21:14.320 --> 1:21:14.960 his quote. 1:21:15.000 --> 1:21:16.560 And like a lot of comics, like a lot of 1:21:16.600 --> 1:21:18.799 comics that we know and like, were coming to his defense. 1:21:18.920 --> 1:21:20.320 A lot of comics. 1:21:19.880 --> 1:21:23.840 Were saying, like I've probably just said earlier, like he has. 1:21:24.040 --> 1:21:27.400 You know, it's just gotta be funny whatever, But this. 1:21:27.280 --> 1:21:31.880 Is also a thing where she heckled and you have 1:21:31.960 --> 1:21:34.519 to think quick, you know what I mean, Like, and 1:21:35.800 --> 1:21:38.160 I bet that's just where his brain went and he 1:21:38.240 --> 1:21:39.479 had to shut it down, you know what I mean, 1:21:39.520 --> 1:21:42.479 Because it's like you have multiple you have a few 1:21:42.520 --> 1:21:46.760 seconds to decide how you're gonna respond. Yeah, well he 1:21:46.880 --> 1:21:50.120 apologized later, I guess to the woman like through a 1:21:50.160 --> 1:21:52.960 blog or something. This all happened like right before this episode, 1:21:52.960 --> 1:21:56.599 like twenty thirteen. And then he also defended his initial 1:21:56.680 --> 1:21:58.000 jokes and like that people have to be able to 1:21:58.080 --> 1:22:00.920 joke about whatever they want. Well, because it's like everyone 1:22:01.000 --> 1:22:05.160 has their own sensitive thing, like you can't you can't 1:22:05.160 --> 1:22:07.760 take everyone's needs into account when you're performing, Like I 1:22:07.840 --> 1:22:10.320 just got like an angry message from someone about a 1:22:10.400 --> 1:22:13.080 joke I have. It's a quick bit about diabetes. I 1:22:13.120 --> 1:22:15.920 am the butt of the joke. Yeah, but a woman 1:22:16.000 --> 1:22:18.640 wrote that, like her kid almost died because of diabetes, 1:22:18.640 --> 1:22:20.679 and what a serious illness. And it's like, I'm sorry, 1:22:20.720 --> 1:22:24.640 we can't take diabetes off the table, like because of 1:22:24.720 --> 1:22:28.880 your child. And it's same, it's like I'm sorry if 1:22:28.920 --> 1:22:32.000 your grandfather died in a fire, but like we can 1:22:32.240 --> 1:22:36.320 we can't. You can't question Yeah, you can't just do 1:22:36.400 --> 1:22:39.320 a questionnaire of every audience and everything's off the table. 1:22:39.360 --> 1:22:42.799 And obviously there's more like traumatic and fucked up topics 1:22:42.840 --> 1:22:49.200 like rape, but everyone has their own sad things. Everyone 1:22:49.240 --> 1:22:53.599 has lived a life, everyone has sensitive topics. You can't 1:22:53.880 --> 1:22:56.360 say every like it's off limits, and a lot of people. 1:22:56.200 --> 1:23:00.360 Yeah, differently, a lot of people feel differently about those topics. 1:23:00.400 --> 1:23:02.200 They like to hear jokes about them or they don't, 1:23:02.360 --> 1:23:05.360 you know. So it's just too many people to you can't. 1:23:05.400 --> 1:23:06.960 You just can't please everybody, And like. 1:23:06.840 --> 1:23:09.240 This is exciting. I'm excited to hear everything though, because 1:23:09.280 --> 1:23:11.560 I forgot about the Tosham right when you said that, 1:23:11.560 --> 1:23:13.519 I'm like that, yep, I remember this well. 1:23:13.520 --> 1:23:15.559 That's kind of that's kind of all I have for that. 1:23:15.800 --> 1:23:18.719 Like basically that was like where that like little piece, 1:23:18.920 --> 1:23:22.439 like that general piece of the beginning and like with 1:23:22.479 --> 1:23:24.599 the whole renee part in her standing up and blah 1:23:24.600 --> 1:23:25.040 blah blah. 1:23:25.040 --> 1:23:25.960 That's where that came from. 1:23:26.320 --> 1:23:30.160 The gift swagbag reference comes from a rumor published by 1:23:30.160 --> 1:23:33.479 The New York Post that said that Derek Jeter gave 1:23:33.600 --> 1:23:36.880 gift baskets to women after and one night stands. A 1:23:36.960 --> 1:23:40.080 source said to the Post quote, Derek has girls stay 1:23:40.120 --> 1:23:41.680 with him at his apartment in New York, and then 1:23:41.680 --> 1:23:43.160 he gets them a car to take them home the 1:23:43.160 --> 1:23:45.360 next day. Waiting in his car is a gift basket 1:23:45.400 --> 1:23:50.360 containing signed Jeter memorabilia, usually as signed baseball end quote. 1:23:50.880 --> 1:23:53.920 Jeter replied and said, I read the article. You know, 1:23:54.040 --> 1:23:55.679 you see it, and then it's like, how the fuck 1:23:55.720 --> 1:23:58.160 did people come up with this? You know, basically that's it, 1:23:58.200 --> 1:23:59.360 and who would believe this shit? 1:23:59.400 --> 1:24:01.280 And you believe it? End of quote. 1:24:01.920 --> 1:24:05.200 So Derek jer denies it. Derek Jeter denies it. 1:24:05.400 --> 1:24:07.320 I don't know, honestly, I bet you could sell an 1:24:07.320 --> 1:24:09.639 autograph baseball for a lot of money, Like I wouldn't 1:24:09.680 --> 1:24:12.080 I don't know if it's a nice little gift. Yeah, 1:24:12.280 --> 1:24:15.840 but he's better than a mug like to get And 1:24:16.120 --> 1:24:18.879 I don't think Derek Jeter is raping. Yeah. 1:24:19.000 --> 1:24:21.040 Yeah, but that's where the gift bag idea came from, 1:24:21.040 --> 1:24:23.000 because that article came out like right before this art 1:24:23.080 --> 1:24:24.759 this episode, and then. 1:24:24.880 --> 1:24:28.360 Narnini leaks too one time told an audience member, I 1:24:28.360 --> 1:24:30.439 hope you get raped, and then her tour was canceled 1:24:30.479 --> 1:24:33.559 and I have shever did's stand up again? Yeah. I 1:24:33.600 --> 1:24:36.240 look at that like that's the difference between a woman 1:24:36.320 --> 1:24:38.640 saying something and also a black woman saying something than 1:24:38.680 --> 1:24:41.120 a white man who goes. I said it, and I apologized. 1:24:41.200 --> 1:24:44.080 I'm moving on, gonna keep going with my show that's 1:24:44.120 --> 1:24:45.840 on television and my tours, you. 1:24:45.800 --> 1:24:52.040 Know, yeah, you know, I don't think anyone Yeah, totally. Okay. 1:24:52.160 --> 1:24:55.680 So this episode is based on a couple of crazy crimes. 1:24:56.040 --> 1:24:59.200 One is the story of Vince Champ, who was a 1:24:59.280 --> 1:25:02.439 former stand up comedian who won Star Search in nineteen 1:25:02.520 --> 1:25:05.040 ninety two and he won one hundred thousand dollars. Okay, 1:25:05.479 --> 1:25:08.280 he did clubs and colleges all over the country. 1:25:08.680 --> 1:25:09.920 Everybody loved this guy. 1:25:10.240 --> 1:25:12.920 He was known as a clean comic, which, if you 1:25:12.920 --> 1:25:16.679 don't know, just means no swearing, not talking about really 1:25:16.760 --> 1:25:21.040 sex or anything blue and college bookers love that shit. 1:25:21.160 --> 1:25:23.400 Like college bookers would be like, please don't swear, Please 1:25:23.400 --> 1:25:26.639 don't talk about XYZ topics. Like So, he was booking 1:25:26.680 --> 1:25:30.719 colleges all over the place. Everybody said nicest, sky, clean 1:25:30.760 --> 1:25:34.040 as a whistle. And guess what a fucking serial rapist. 1:25:34.520 --> 1:25:38.240 This guy would find victims on the college campuses, like 1:25:38.360 --> 1:25:40.600 not at his shows like in the episode, but he 1:25:40.640 --> 1:25:43.120 would go to like the computer labs or music rooms 1:25:43.160 --> 1:25:45.720 and he'd find girls by themselves. He would cover their 1:25:45.720 --> 1:25:48.400 faces so that they couldn't see him. He would assault 1:25:48.439 --> 1:25:51.160 them and talk to them while he was assaulting them 1:25:51.680 --> 1:25:54.479 like this. One victim said, quote, I was just trying 1:25:54.520 --> 1:25:56.360 to do anything to get out of there alive as 1:25:56.439 --> 1:25:59.080 quickly as possible. But she said that while he was 1:25:59.120 --> 1:26:02.919 assaulting her, he asked her about her sexual history, her parents, 1:26:02.920 --> 1:26:06.080 her siblings, her roommate, and then he like threatened to 1:26:06.080 --> 1:26:07.760 take her id so that he could find her later, 1:26:07.840 --> 1:26:09.840 threaten her with scissors, and he told her if she 1:26:09.880 --> 1:26:12.080 didn't play along, he would, you know, beat her face in, 1:26:12.520 --> 1:26:14.360 And he didn't do any of that. He never took 1:26:14.400 --> 1:26:16.600 her id and he never like beat her up, but 1:26:17.080 --> 1:26:19.000 you know, he told her wait five minutes and then 1:26:19.040 --> 1:26:21.400 asked her to pray for him after he left like 1:26:21.479 --> 1:26:23.000 as he left like sick. 1:26:23.760 --> 1:26:26.479 And he did this to multiple people. 1:26:26.800 --> 1:26:28.640 And then in May of nineteen ninety seven, he was 1:26:28.680 --> 1:26:31.479 attempting to rape a woman at Pasadena City College here 1:26:31.600 --> 1:26:33.920 right near me where I live, and that's where the 1:26:34.680 --> 1:26:37.160 NPR station that I listened to is out of, and 1:26:37.240 --> 1:26:40.640 the woman screamed. He ran witnesses her the scream and 1:26:40.680 --> 1:26:42.640 got his license plate number, and he got arrested the 1:26:42.640 --> 1:26:44.880 next day. And then his DNA popped on a bunch 1:26:44.920 --> 1:26:47.479 of other rapes at college campuses, and one of his 1:26:47.600 --> 1:26:50.360 agents said that his college schedule looked like quote a 1:26:50.439 --> 1:26:53.720 road map of where these rapes occurred. So he was 1:26:53.840 --> 1:26:56.880 only convicted of three of them, but he's linked to 1:26:56.960 --> 1:27:00.360 a bunch more. But he's currently serving thirty to forty 1:27:00.439 --> 1:27:03.200 year sentence at in Nebraska for rapes that he committed 1:27:03.240 --> 1:27:05.439 in that state, and as soon as he is set 1:27:05.479 --> 1:27:07.840 to be released in twenty thirty three, he's facing two 1:27:07.880 --> 1:27:10.519 life sentences for rapes he did in Iowa. So he's 1:27:10.560 --> 1:27:15.879 never getting out, which is amazing, but like universally revered 1:27:15.920 --> 1:27:19.160 as like a nice guy comic, and he would apparently 1:27:19.280 --> 1:27:22.439 chastise other comics for like their material being too blue 1:27:22.479 --> 1:27:23.600 the way Cosby used to do. 1:27:24.120 --> 1:27:26.640 Yeah, clean comedians are always on a high horse. And 1:27:26.680 --> 1:27:29.960 it's like, after Bill Cosby, your argument has crumbled. Yeah, 1:27:30.320 --> 1:27:31.040 swear a little. 1:27:31.840 --> 1:27:35.240 So that's one fucked up like old case from not 1:27:35.360 --> 1:27:36.919 that old, but from the nineties. 1:27:37.120 --> 1:27:38.839 And then he's in jail forever. 1:27:39.360 --> 1:27:41.800 And then this one is what I always remember thinking 1:27:41.800 --> 1:27:45.280 that it was based on because this happened in twenty thirteen, 1:27:45.920 --> 1:27:49.040 like seven months before this episode came out. There's a 1:27:49.040 --> 1:27:53.439 comic named Adam Scott Richmond. And on July twenty ninth, 1:27:53.640 --> 1:27:57.880 twenty thirteen, in Bloomington, Minnesota, the cops were called at 1:27:57.920 --> 1:28:01.000 about three am to an assault progress and they were 1:28:01.000 --> 1:28:03.080 told a woman was yelling at a man to stop 1:28:03.120 --> 1:28:05.680 and get away. This woman worked as a server at 1:28:05.760 --> 1:28:08.280 Rick Bronson's comedy club at the Mall of America. 1:28:08.520 --> 1:28:10.639 Do you know this venue? I've performed there multiple times. 1:28:10.720 --> 1:28:14.920 Oh okay, wait, this is so wild. Yeah yeah, I've 1:28:14.960 --> 1:28:18.759 performed there. They own a club, they own multiple clubs, 1:28:18.800 --> 1:28:21.439 so I've performed at Rick Bronson's comedy clubs in like 1:28:21.640 --> 1:28:25.400 Edmonton and Arizona and at the Mall of America. But 1:28:25.520 --> 1:28:28.800 I love living in a mall. Yes, I've never been 1:28:28.800 --> 1:28:30.639 to the Mall of America. I'd love to go. And 1:28:30.880 --> 1:28:36.240 once I performed there during Black Friday weekend and everyone 1:28:36.400 --> 1:28:38.200 was like uh oh, and I was like, oh, I 1:28:38.200 --> 1:28:40.680 got all the sales. I had a wedding to go, like, 1:28:40.720 --> 1:28:42.640 I needed to buy stuff for all these events and 1:28:42.680 --> 1:28:44.559 I had. I got to hit up all the sales, 1:28:44.960 --> 1:28:48.280 eat Starbucks for breakfast, and walk around the mall and 1:28:48.439 --> 1:28:49.599 it was like a dream. 1:28:49.840 --> 1:28:51.559 I would have just assumed it would be packed, but 1:28:51.600 --> 1:28:53.360 I guess it's like the world's biggest or like the 1:28:53.360 --> 1:28:55.559 biggest mall that it's probably not as packed as like 1:28:55.560 --> 1:28:56.800 a regular size mall. 1:28:57.000 --> 1:28:59.360 Oh yeah, and there's tons to do there. I mean, 1:29:00.160 --> 1:29:02.439 I can't believe this was a server at a place 1:29:02.479 --> 1:29:04.880 that I know. This is like crazy. Yeah. 1:29:05.160 --> 1:29:08.800 So this server had become acquainted with a California based 1:29:08.800 --> 1:29:12.880 comedian named Adam Scott Richmond, who has been seen on 1:29:13.040 --> 1:29:16.519 NBC's Last Comic Standing, as he had headlined that club 1:29:16.600 --> 1:29:19.360 various times over a five year period, and over the years, 1:29:19.400 --> 1:29:21.160 I guess he had allegedly hit on her a bunch 1:29:21.160 --> 1:29:23.479 of times. And then on the date of this assault, 1:29:23.800 --> 1:29:26.320 she agreed to let Richmond come to her house after 1:29:26.400 --> 1:29:29.320 the comedy show for a few drinks, and she told 1:29:29.400 --> 1:29:31.439 him she had no romantic interest in him, and then 1:29:31.439 --> 1:29:32.960 the two of them drank in her house with two 1:29:33.000 --> 1:29:35.800 of her roommates for a little while. He made inappropriate 1:29:35.800 --> 1:29:39.120 comments to her, grabbed her, and she denied him repeatedly 1:29:39.200 --> 1:29:41.400 and punched him, and then her roommates want to sleep. 1:29:41.439 --> 1:29:43.240 I don't know, I don't want a victim blame, but 1:29:43.240 --> 1:29:44.680 it's like, get the guy out of there before the 1:29:44.720 --> 1:29:48.360 roommates go to sleep. Anyway, after they went to sleep, 1:29:48.400 --> 1:29:51.760 he became aggressive, touched her inappropriately, told her he quote 1:29:51.800 --> 1:29:54.920 wanted to quote make love to her. She punched him 1:29:54.920 --> 1:29:57.519 several times, told him to leave, and called a cab 1:29:57.560 --> 1:30:00.000 for him. And then in the complain in the official 1:30:00.080 --> 1:30:02.519 A complaint, it says Richmond knocked her to the ground, 1:30:02.880 --> 1:30:05.839 reached up her dress and touched her inappropriately, also exposed 1:30:05.920 --> 1:30:09.120 himself to her, and that she pushed him away, and 1:30:09.160 --> 1:30:11.040 that he finally just took off in the taxi that 1:30:11.080 --> 1:30:14.360 she'd called for him, so police then caught up with 1:30:14.479 --> 1:30:17.920 him at his Ramada Hotel room and arrested him, and 1:30:18.040 --> 1:30:21.240 he told police he was quote maybe a little aggressive. 1:30:21.280 --> 1:30:23.240 I tried to kiss her, I might have grabbed her 1:30:23.400 --> 1:30:26.679 end quote, and police said Richmond also had a blood 1:30:26.680 --> 1:30:29.120 alcohol level of zero point one point seven at the time, 1:30:29.160 --> 1:30:31.280 so he was quite drunk, and he admitted to police 1:30:31.479 --> 1:30:34.000 that he exposed himself to the woman and wrestled her 1:30:34.040 --> 1:30:37.240 to the ground, thinking it was flirtatious. He was charged 1:30:37.280 --> 1:30:40.479 with one count of fourth degree criminal sexual conduct and 1:30:40.520 --> 1:30:43.680 one count of third degree attempted criminal sexual conduct, and 1:30:43.800 --> 1:30:45.559 if he was convicted of both of those, he would 1:30:45.560 --> 1:30:47.800 have received twenty five years in prison or up to 1:30:47.840 --> 1:30:50.120 twenty five years in prison in fifty thousand dollars in fines. 1:30:50.520 --> 1:30:53.680 But as usual, men get away with everything, and at 1:30:53.720 --> 1:30:56.760 his trial, Richmond asked for a bench trial instead of 1:30:56.800 --> 1:30:59.880 a jury trial, and then the judge, Daniel Maybley, said 1:30:59.920 --> 1:31:02.240 that both parties were drunk, and they were there were 1:31:02.280 --> 1:31:06.160 inconsistencies in the story, so in both of their stories. 1:31:06.240 --> 1:31:09.400 So in June of twenty fourteen, he was acquitted and 1:31:09.720 --> 1:31:10.280 I went on it. 1:31:10.680 --> 1:31:13.160 I also admitted like to the police. He admitted to 1:31:13.200 --> 1:31:16.560 being aggressive and grabbing her and wrestling her. Like, he 1:31:16.640 --> 1:31:19.240 admitted to that, so he thought it was like flirtatious 1:31:19.240 --> 1:31:21.479 and so I guess they thought it didn't constitute assault, 1:31:21.479 --> 1:31:22.920 Like it's crazy, it's crazy. 1:31:22.920 --> 1:31:25.960 I thought he would have gotten something. And his website. 1:31:26.040 --> 1:31:27.639 I went to his website. It said he had tour 1:31:27.760 --> 1:31:30.240 dates in Japan and Korea in February. So I'm not 1:31:30.280 --> 1:31:31.000 sure what he's up to. 1:31:31.040 --> 1:31:31.519 Beyond that. 1:31:32.000 --> 1:31:35.120 We have forty six Facebook friends in common, and his 1:31:35.280 --> 1:31:38.640 last tweets are supporting Elon Musk and complaining about the 1:31:38.680 --> 1:31:41.719 release of Britney Griner. So this guy is fucking horrible. 1:31:42.320 --> 1:31:45.920 He's like a sleeze. And then I went on his 1:31:45.960 --> 1:31:48.240 Instagram and I was like, ugh, Like he's just gross. 1:31:48.320 --> 1:31:52.880 But I think this case got a little bit of traction. 1:31:53.000 --> 1:31:55.120 I could have seen a couple I could have seen 1:31:55.120 --> 1:31:58.439 some of the writers of this show maybe catch Honestly, 1:31:58.479 --> 1:32:00.880 when you google it, there's so few articles about it. 1:32:00.960 --> 1:32:03.919 But I could see some like New York City writers 1:32:04.040 --> 1:32:08.240 catching the wind of this story and having it be 1:32:08.720 --> 1:32:12.200 like part of what happened with like like folding it 1:32:12.240 --> 1:32:15.360 into like the Toash stuff too. You know, because I 1:32:15.400 --> 1:32:18.200 don't think anybody's ever accused Daniel Tasha of being a rapist, 1:32:18.240 --> 1:32:20.080 so they kind of combined stories. 1:32:20.479 --> 1:32:24.320 No, I actually but I did used to kickbox and 1:32:24.400 --> 1:32:27.840 the teacher used to date Toash. Oh really yeah it 1:32:27.920 --> 1:32:30.800 was thrilling and she was very hot and I you know, 1:32:31.840 --> 1:32:35.240 hard classes at the Export Fitness in Old Town. I 1:32:35.280 --> 1:32:38.839 mean very long time ago. Wait, this guy is a creep. 1:32:39.080 --> 1:32:40.080 Oh my god, I know. 1:32:40.479 --> 1:32:43.719 Like his fucking inst like his Facebook, his tweet about 1:32:43.760 --> 1:32:45.679 like he was like, oh, so we're gonna bring Britney 1:32:45.680 --> 1:32:48.800 Grinder home, who doesn't even love her country in exchange 1:32:48.840 --> 1:32:50.000 for this murder. 1:32:50.040 --> 1:32:50.559 Like you know, the. 1:32:50.520 --> 1:32:55.240 People that were like like criticizing Brittany Grinder's release, like, 1:32:55.439 --> 1:32:57.879 fucking this man seems horrible. 1:32:58.200 --> 1:33:01.280 But I just can't believe he was charged for anything. 1:33:01.880 --> 1:33:06.080 I know. I know, but he admitted to stuff. 1:33:06.680 --> 1:33:09.360 I know, he admitted to, like the aggressiveness, but maybe 1:33:09.360 --> 1:33:11.919 it didn't, like, you know, measure up to like the charges. 1:33:12.160 --> 1:33:14.439 I have no idea. Damn. 1:33:14.960 --> 1:33:17.599 Yeah, so he is acquitted and he's on the road 1:33:17.600 --> 1:33:20.280 and maybe he only performs like abroad where people don't 1:33:20.320 --> 1:33:23.120 know or whatever, like because I couldn't really see his 1:33:23.160 --> 1:33:24.160 schedule beyond that. 1:33:24.960 --> 1:33:29.439 But yeah, he's uh, not so good. But we've got 1:33:29.439 --> 1:33:33.000 a great matress is okay too? Yeah, me too. 1:33:34.479 --> 1:33:38.040 We got a great guest for you guys though, So 1:33:38.120 --> 1:33:48.760 don't go anywhere you're gonna be impressed, you guys. I 1:33:48.800 --> 1:33:51.960 am so pumped about today's guests. To me, he belongs 1:33:51.960 --> 1:33:54.559 in the Comedic Actor Hall of Fame. You know him 1:33:54.560 --> 1:33:57.559 best from films like Little Big League, Brighton Beach Memoirs, 1:33:57.560 --> 1:34:01.080 and The iconic Weekend at Bernie's. Also the lead on 1:34:01.120 --> 1:34:03.720 the NBC comedy that I watched, The Single Guy, But 1:34:03.800 --> 1:34:07.080 you know him today as rape joke comedian and literal 1:34:07.160 --> 1:34:11.720 rapist Josh Galloway. Please enjoy our conversation with the very 1:34:11.760 --> 1:34:15.880 talented Jonathan Silverman. First of all, you know you are 1:34:15.920 --> 1:34:18.720 an icon of my youth, like all the movies like 1:34:19.080 --> 1:34:21.479 I used to watch The Single Guy, I mean, Weekend 1:34:21.520 --> 1:34:23.640 at Bernie's, all the stuff you were in, like you 1:34:23.680 --> 1:34:26.840 were like a star to me and when I was 1:34:26.880 --> 1:34:29.800 growing up, and still I was gagged when we got you. 1:34:30.120 --> 1:34:32.640 But I also wanted to let you know that in 1:34:32.760 --> 1:34:36.480 New York there's this show. We're both stand up comedians, 1:34:36.479 --> 1:34:39.960 me and Lisa and there's this show in New York 1:34:39.960 --> 1:34:42.400 that they do around Halloween that's called Shtick or Treat, 1:34:42.439 --> 1:34:45.519 and it's where comedians dress up as other comedians and 1:34:45.560 --> 1:34:48.639 they do like two minutes of material like as them, 1:34:48.680 --> 1:34:50.600 and people come and watch it and it's funny. So 1:34:50.720 --> 1:34:53.240 I had done other people. I had done Ellen Degenerous, 1:34:53.240 --> 1:34:56.439 Whitney Cummings, and then the year that this episode came out, 1:34:56.520 --> 1:35:00.720 I dressed as fictional rape comic Josh Galloway and I 1:35:00.880 --> 1:35:02.679 love you for this show. 1:35:02.760 --> 1:35:06.840 Oh my god. And if you have any photos or 1:35:06.960 --> 1:35:08.160 videos of this moment. 1:35:07.960 --> 1:35:09.600 I don't think I do. I don't think I have. 1:35:09.600 --> 1:35:13.919 Any Videosfortunate and really twisty. 1:35:14.040 --> 1:35:16.720 I know. I was like, I was like, this was 1:35:17.160 --> 1:35:19.639 well I wasn't there, but Kara said, she goes. Those 1:35:19.640 --> 1:35:21.439 who got it got it, and a lot of people 1:35:21.479 --> 1:35:24.120 were a lot of people were like wait what, and 1:35:24.160 --> 1:35:25.679 then a lot of but then I think the people 1:35:25.680 --> 1:35:27.360 that didn't get it were like, oh, I get it. 1:35:27.400 --> 1:35:29.960 She's doing like a commentary on like the comics that 1:35:30.040 --> 1:35:32.200 do rape jokes, and I was like, well, I'm the 1:35:32.520 --> 1:35:36.599 commentary on SBU's commentary of comics that you rape jokes. 1:35:36.960 --> 1:35:39.439 So anyway, that's my little story. 1:35:40.080 --> 1:35:43.240 So like you are, but you're this like long time 1:35:43.320 --> 1:35:46.559 comedic actor. Have you ever done stand up before you 1:35:46.600 --> 1:35:47.960 did this episode of the show. 1:35:49.360 --> 1:35:52.519 No, No, I admire the art form of stand up 1:35:52.520 --> 1:35:56.479 comedy so much. Some of my best friend is actually 1:35:56.479 --> 1:35:59.040 my very best friend, was a beloved stand up. 1:35:59.479 --> 1:36:01.639 But I knew what I could never. I don't want 1:36:01.640 --> 1:36:02.400 to say never. 1:36:03.360 --> 1:36:06.120 I knew would be a very difficult transition to make, 1:36:06.200 --> 1:36:10.439 so I far preferred observing and watching and enjoying than 1:36:10.479 --> 1:36:15.200 being a stand up. I've certainly, I've hosted many events. 1:36:15.240 --> 1:36:16.920 I've am seen many. 1:36:16.760 --> 1:36:19.320 Events, which I. 1:36:18.400 --> 1:36:20.800 Hate doing with such a passion. But I come from 1:36:20.800 --> 1:36:23.200 such a nice Jewish family, and my dad and grandfather 1:36:23.200 --> 1:36:25.200 were rabbis, And when people ask me to do stuff, 1:36:25.200 --> 1:36:28.680 I say yes, especially for charity. But no, I've never 1:36:28.720 --> 1:36:32.160 done stand up and when I when. 1:36:32.040 --> 1:36:33.679 I got this offer. 1:36:34.840 --> 1:36:38.960 First of all, Warren Light is an old is an 1:36:38.960 --> 1:36:41.320 old friend and more and what's the I don't have 1:36:41.360 --> 1:36:44.960 to tell you, guys, but he ran the show for forever, 1:36:45.360 --> 1:36:48.479 and Mariska is a friend of mine for thirty plus. Yes, 1:36:48.479 --> 1:36:51.840 speaking of the single guy she was, she did about 1:36:51.840 --> 1:36:54.799 three episodes of The Single Guy she was a character 1:36:54.880 --> 1:36:58.240 also a policewoman. She was a character called Mounted Cup 1:36:58.760 --> 1:37:03.240 and I believe Marishka was shooting on the same lot 1:37:03.320 --> 1:37:06.519 we were doing the Single Guy, And whenever this character 1:37:06.520 --> 1:37:08.840 would appear, it was mostly whenever we would do like, 1:37:09.360 --> 1:37:12.360 you know, the outside stuff, which would all take place 1:37:12.439 --> 1:37:14.160 on the lot anyway, the same place where they did 1:37:14.200 --> 1:37:17.280 all of you know, Seinfeld's exteriors on New York Street 1:37:17.320 --> 1:37:19.400 in Central Park. We would always say, hey, Risk, are 1:37:19.439 --> 1:37:21.640 you available? Can you can you come Thursday at like, 1:37:21.720 --> 1:37:23.559 you know, five pm and you know, do this one 1:37:23.640 --> 1:37:25.960 quick scene with us. So anyway, sorry. So when Warren 1:37:26.000 --> 1:37:29.320 took over the show, he kindly asked me to do 1:37:29.439 --> 1:37:33.679 a handful of episodes. One I was in Vancouver shooting, 1:37:33.760 --> 1:37:36.960 one I was shooting nearby, and I just couldn't make 1:37:36.960 --> 1:37:38.880 the dates work. So I think this was the third 1:37:38.960 --> 1:37:40.640 or fourth time that he asked me to do it. 1:37:40.720 --> 1:37:44.800 So I said, without even reading it when old I said, yes, 1:37:44.880 --> 1:37:46.520 of course, I'm available. 1:37:46.120 --> 1:37:48.439 March twentieth or a wee, I'm there, Warren, I'm there. 1:37:48.560 --> 1:37:50.200 I didn't even care what it is. I'm there. 1:37:50.200 --> 1:37:51.840 He says, Oh, but you're gonna like it even if 1:37:51.840 --> 1:37:53.160 I don't like it, Warren, I'm going to do it. 1:37:53.479 --> 1:37:56.519 And then I read it and went, oh, fuck, this 1:37:56.520 --> 1:37:59.760 this is I don't know if I could pull this off. 1:38:00.880 --> 1:38:05.240 Rapist who seemed to suck to me and then the 1:38:05.280 --> 1:38:07.880 Lord knows what and saying all these things and uh 1:38:08.040 --> 1:38:11.400 it neils to say it was a stand up comedy bit. 1:38:11.600 --> 1:38:13.800 And and like I just mentioned, I have no I 1:38:13.840 --> 1:38:17.519 have no you know, reference of ever doing this. So 1:38:17.920 --> 1:38:21.280 I asked my dear friend who was a stand up 1:38:21.520 --> 1:38:24.640 for some points and and and tips and and uh 1:38:24.720 --> 1:38:27.439 he helped me tremendously. But man, it was a it 1:38:27.479 --> 1:38:29.519 was a hard well just just doing the stand up, 1:38:29.640 --> 1:38:32.519 just the first I guess that first monologue where the 1:38:32.560 --> 1:38:34.280 show opens was terribly difficult. 1:38:34.680 --> 1:38:35.759 Let alone, you know, Oh. 1:38:35.640 --> 1:38:37.559 Here comes the nudity and the raping and the bang 1:38:38.400 --> 1:38:40.799 that that that that was equally difficult. 1:38:40.800 --> 1:38:42.839 But wow, it was a good episode of television. 1:38:43.080 --> 1:38:46.640 It was really good. And the the bit that was 1:38:46.720 --> 1:38:49.800 really great is when you're like, rape's not funny, but 1:38:50.040 --> 1:38:53.240 gang rape is? That is a great That was a great. 1:38:53.000 --> 1:38:56.519 Bit because because three if you if you do it 1:38:56.560 --> 1:38:57.080 in three. 1:38:57.560 --> 1:39:01.840 Yeah, from comedy. It was good. It was really funny 1:39:01.840 --> 1:39:03.920 when the cops did sit right in the front row. 1:39:04.040 --> 1:39:08.920 Marishka was a bad audience member. But and that that 1:39:09.000 --> 1:39:11.240 was filmed at the comic strip on the Upper East Side, 1:39:11.320 --> 1:39:13.800 right that I used to form there all the time. 1:39:14.040 --> 1:39:16.440 You did, I recommend recognized it immediately. 1:39:16.920 --> 1:39:20.040 You know, it's it's it's it's funny or sad. At 1:39:20.040 --> 1:39:20.599 the same time. 1:39:20.680 --> 1:39:24.559 I probably get stopped or you know, recognized every other 1:39:24.600 --> 1:39:27.599 week by someone for this one episode of. 1:39:27.560 --> 1:39:29.960 The show that has run twenty some odd seasons. 1:39:30.120 --> 1:39:32.599 But yeah, it's h it's it's It's interesting how many 1:39:32.600 --> 1:39:37.280 people have watched that that particular episode and recognized me 1:39:37.360 --> 1:39:38.719 from it, And you know, their first. 1:39:38.560 --> 1:39:41.320 Reaction is like, oh, you were so great. It was 1:39:41.800 --> 1:39:46.200 usually oh my god, you're just so disgusting your file. 1:39:46.760 --> 1:39:49.679 Nice job. Wait, there is another funny part I wrote 1:39:49.720 --> 1:39:52.000 down that I really liked you call iced t jay Z, 1:39:52.840 --> 1:39:55.280 which is very funny too. 1:39:55.600 --> 1:39:59.280 Really, thank you the the the producers were kind enough 1:39:59.320 --> 1:40:02.160 to let have some fun with the with the script 1:40:02.160 --> 1:40:05.000 as much as possible, And I'm usually incredibly loyal to 1:40:05.200 --> 1:40:06.480 the writer's words. 1:40:06.240 --> 1:40:07.400 Especially when it's a friend. 1:40:07.840 --> 1:40:11.040 But I think because the role was that of a 1:40:11.200 --> 1:40:14.000 of a comic, they kind of encouraged me to go 1:40:14.080 --> 1:40:17.160 off book as much as possible and make make it seem, 1:40:17.240 --> 1:40:19.960 you know, as as fresh, especially this particular character who's 1:40:20.000 --> 1:40:23.719 just you know, awful and disgusting. And I do remember 1:40:23.800 --> 1:40:27.840 asking the director and producer before I said that, I said, 1:40:27.880 --> 1:40:30.120 may I may I call him a couple And we 1:40:30.200 --> 1:40:31.439 tried a bunch of different things. 1:40:31.680 --> 1:40:33.160 Jay Z was the one that stuck. 1:40:34.200 --> 1:40:36.479 But my god, I mean, I think fifty cent and 1:40:36.920 --> 1:40:39.800 Vanilla Ice, every everything but Iced. 1:40:39.840 --> 1:40:44.120 He's actual actually. But the strange. 1:40:43.840 --> 1:40:46.920 Thing is everything was happening so fast, and it was 1:40:47.000 --> 1:40:48.960 it was shot you know, on a steady cam, and 1:40:49.000 --> 1:40:51.080 there was you know, a lobby full of extras, and 1:40:51.120 --> 1:40:53.720 people were screaming and yelling, and I was handcuffed. 1:40:53.280 --> 1:40:54.680 And you know, being being processed. 1:40:54.680 --> 1:40:58.519 And uh, I don't think he ever knew that I 1:40:58.600 --> 1:41:01.200 wasn't calling him by his actual character name, or that 1:41:01.280 --> 1:41:04.000 I was saying something because he was waiting for his cue, 1:41:04.040 --> 1:41:05.720 and his cue had nothing to do with jay Z 1:41:05.880 --> 1:41:08.120 or Ice, you know, or ice Cube or any of 1:41:08.120 --> 1:41:09.320 the other ones I might have come up with. 1:41:09.360 --> 1:41:12.519 So ice Cube a funny one our listeners mix up 1:41:12.560 --> 1:41:13.479 Ice Team with ice cubes. 1:41:13.520 --> 1:41:15.880 I would have liked that, so I was waiting for 1:41:16.000 --> 1:41:17.920 I was waiting for him to punch me or say something, 1:41:17.960 --> 1:41:20.040 but you never caught on. 1:41:20.120 --> 1:41:24.040 So well, I guess we can slowly go into So, yeah, 1:41:24.040 --> 1:41:27.679 the whole episode serious, but you know it is fun. 1:41:27.880 --> 1:41:31.280 All your lines are so funny. And then the last scene, 1:41:31.360 --> 1:41:34.920 the attempted rape, is really uncomfortable to watch. It is 1:41:35.000 --> 1:41:39.120 really graphic. How was filming it? How was doing it? 1:41:39.160 --> 1:41:41.640 And then if you did watch it, how was it is? 1:41:41.760 --> 1:41:44.559 Really it's an intense scene. You guys did a great 1:41:44.640 --> 1:41:45.519 job filming it. 1:41:46.000 --> 1:41:53.080 Thanks it's certainly it certainly wasn't fun. Actually, man, that 1:41:53.160 --> 1:41:56.360 was a rough one. I do remember, uh shooting it 1:41:56.640 --> 1:42:04.439 and feeling so awful, almost ill, almost nauseous, and getting 1:42:04.479 --> 1:42:08.120 back to my hotel room, which I want to say 1:42:08.320 --> 1:42:10.800 was in the same hotel where we shot. So, I mean, 1:42:10.840 --> 1:42:12.759 all I had to do was push you know, Flora 1:42:12.800 --> 1:42:15.120 thirty three, and I was I was home. But that 1:42:15.280 --> 1:42:17.840 was just like the longest ride of my life. And 1:42:17.880 --> 1:42:20.240 my wife had just come from we live in La 1:42:20.320 --> 1:42:24.600 to visit and you know, she probably had a great. 1:42:24.400 --> 1:42:26.800 Day and probably you know, saw Matinee and. 1:42:28.360 --> 1:42:32.280 Skyler Day, the actress who was in the episode, who 1:42:32.680 --> 1:42:38.440 you know was my scene partner was so lovely and every. 1:42:38.320 --> 1:42:41.160 Time, and everything was obviously choreographed. 1:42:41.160 --> 1:42:44.040 And this was before they had those you know, those coordinators, 1:42:44.560 --> 1:42:47.280 the intimacy coordinators. I mean, it was just us trying 1:42:47.320 --> 1:42:49.679 to figure out the beats on our own with the director, 1:42:50.760 --> 1:42:56.400 but everything was done with you know, her approval, and 1:42:56.800 --> 1:42:59.360 you know, she was even telling me, Okay, you can 1:42:59.439 --> 1:43:00.880 go a step farther, you can go. 1:43:01.200 --> 1:43:04.040 A bit harder. It was. It was awful. It was 1:43:04.120 --> 1:43:05.160 just awful because I. 1:43:05.200 --> 1:43:07.800 Mean, I know, when I do, uh a fight scene, 1:43:07.800 --> 1:43:09.479 even if I'm the one getting the shit kicked out 1:43:09.520 --> 1:43:11.719 of me and having to take a punch, I'm always 1:43:11.720 --> 1:43:13.840 so concerned about my seeing partner and make sure, you know, 1:43:14.080 --> 1:43:16.120 I hope your hand didn't hurt so much when you 1:43:16.160 --> 1:43:19.160 slug me in the face. But this was something I 1:43:19.320 --> 1:43:22.719 just wasn't comfortable with, wasn't prepared for. And the after 1:43:22.760 --> 1:43:24.800 effect was was kind of awful too. And yeah, watching 1:43:24.840 --> 1:43:30.040 it was was pretty disgusting too. I do remember kind 1:43:30.040 --> 1:43:32.360 of wanting that scene to just, you know, end even 1:43:32.439 --> 1:43:35.680 quicker than the editors had played it. 1:43:35.760 --> 1:43:39.200 But good stuff. It was good for the It was good. 1:43:39.240 --> 1:43:41.439 It was good for the real I think that show. 1:43:41.760 --> 1:43:43.920 I think that show has helped book me a couple 1:43:44.000 --> 1:43:46.439 of gigs over the years, because like, oh yeah, Solomon, 1:43:46.479 --> 1:43:48.479 he's he's funny, but you know, can he can he 1:43:48.520 --> 1:43:51.200 go dark? Does he have a dark side? It's like, yes, 1:43:51.400 --> 1:43:52.400 do you want to see something? 1:43:52.439 --> 1:43:53.200 And there you go. 1:43:53.400 --> 1:43:56.360 Well, how was working with Elizabeth Marvel who played your lawyer? 1:43:56.439 --> 1:43:56.960 We love her? 1:43:57.240 --> 1:44:00.920 Oh god, she is dying on my she is so 1:44:00.920 --> 1:44:05.320 so lovely. And I remember one but the particular time 1:44:05.360 --> 1:44:08.200 of year we were shooting this h this episode, it 1:44:08.360 --> 1:44:11.439 was a giant blizzard. There's a name for it, like 1:44:12.120 --> 1:44:15.280 you guys just had one in New York, the Super Blizzard, 1:44:15.360 --> 1:44:20.640 the the oh yeah, it was twenty four tech artic tornado, 1:44:20.760 --> 1:44:21.360 the vortex. 1:44:21.439 --> 1:44:22.920 Thank you, Yes, she was twenty fourteen. 1:44:23.200 --> 1:44:25.080 It was the end of January, I guess, and it 1:44:25.160 --> 1:44:28.559 was the winter vortex and New York shot down. I 1:44:28.560 --> 1:44:31.559 mean there were there were oftentimes scenes that were supposed 1:44:31.560 --> 1:44:34.719 to take place outside that they just had to scrap filming, 1:44:34.880 --> 1:44:37.920 and then you know, we shot some interiors. 1:44:38.120 --> 1:44:39.360 But I do remember. 1:44:39.240 --> 1:44:43.200 Schools were closed and Elizabeth didn't know what to do 1:44:43.320 --> 1:44:45.160 with her seven year old son. 1:44:45.520 --> 1:44:47.200 So she brought she brought them to. 1:44:47.160 --> 1:44:51.240 Set, and there was this sweet kid, you know, all 1:44:51.840 --> 1:44:54.559 day long just hanging out with mom and you know, 1:44:54.640 --> 1:44:56.439 having to watch scenes with her with. 1:44:56.400 --> 1:45:01.960 This jerky guy. And but he's terrific. He's just terrific. 1:45:02.080 --> 1:45:02.840 He's lovely. Lady. 1:45:02.880 --> 1:45:05.519 That characters represented a lot of jerks on the show. 1:45:05.520 --> 1:45:07.200 But I don't think she's ever told any of them 1:45:07.240 --> 1:45:08.160 to shut up, like. 1:45:08.240 --> 1:45:14.040 She stop talking. So your wife is also an actress, 1:45:14.120 --> 1:45:16.640 Jennifer Finnigan, and we have a classic question we like 1:45:16.680 --> 1:45:20.000 to ask when spouses are both actors. Okay, so for 1:45:20.280 --> 1:45:23.679 auditions and stuff like, do you guys help each other 1:45:24.280 --> 1:45:27.240 tape stuff? Are you reading lines together? Do you guys 1:45:27.320 --> 1:45:32.040 fight while you read lines? What's what's the process. 1:45:31.880 --> 1:45:37.960 The answer to all of those questions, Yes, pre pandemic, Yeah, 1:45:37.960 --> 1:45:40.720 for sure, we would always help run lines with one another. 1:45:40.800 --> 1:45:43.559 We'd always give each other notes. You know, we're both 1:45:43.640 --> 1:45:47.840 longtime actors. We're also directors. We even directed together on 1:45:47.880 --> 1:45:50.280 a film, so we certainly appreciate each other's you know, 1:45:50.360 --> 1:45:53.720 guidance and wisdom and you know, try this, here's a 1:45:53.720 --> 1:45:56.680 little chance to you know, here's something you missed. But 1:45:56.840 --> 1:46:01.880 since the pandemic and since everything now tapes from home. Yeah, 1:46:01.920 --> 1:46:08.080 we're each other's you know, director, cameraman, lighting coordinator. So yeah, 1:46:08.200 --> 1:46:13.160 there's there's oftentimes where we're equippaling, and you know, unlike 1:46:13.200 --> 1:46:15.960 previous years when you would have a set appointment at 1:46:16.000 --> 1:46:18.120 noon in Santa Monica and go to the casting office 1:46:18.160 --> 1:46:20.800 or the production office, you know, you're doing it from home. 1:46:20.840 --> 1:46:22.599 And we have a five year old, So. 1:46:22.600 --> 1:46:25.760 Oftentimes when we do these, it's you know, at nine, ten, 1:46:25.840 --> 1:46:27.760 eleven o'clock at night, once we finally get the kid 1:46:27.760 --> 1:46:29.600 to sleep and there's a little bit of quiet in 1:46:29.640 --> 1:46:31.599 the house and you know, we're both. 1:46:31.439 --> 1:46:33.280 Exhausted or we've had a glass of wine at this point. 1:46:33.360 --> 1:46:35.240 So yeah, we're certainly fighting with each other. 1:46:36.080 --> 1:46:38.320 It's like, come on, you really need this tonight, of 1:46:38.360 --> 1:46:41.200 all nights, you get to do it now. Yeah. 1:46:41.240 --> 1:46:44.080 This this this came out because I was like helping 1:46:44.120 --> 1:46:46.880 my friend who's married tape and I was like, oh, yeah, 1:46:46.880 --> 1:46:49.040 why don't you do another one? And she goes, wait 1:46:49.120 --> 1:46:51.519 really And I was like, yeah, like why don't you 1:46:51.560 --> 1:46:53.559 just try it? And she goes, oh, usually he doesn't 1:46:53.600 --> 1:46:55.760 let me do more. I was like, oh, wait, what's 1:46:55.800 --> 1:47:00.240 going on? And so that like started the fascination of like, 1:47:00.280 --> 1:47:04.720 what's going on with all these couples taping? Yeah? 1:47:05.200 --> 1:47:07.920 It usually, it usually is very helpful, except obviously when 1:47:07.920 --> 1:47:10.040 one of us is off out of town working on 1:47:10.120 --> 1:47:13.080 a gig, and then you're absolutely desperate. I remember once 1:47:13.320 --> 1:47:16.120 Jen was in Toronto and I had this kind of 1:47:16.160 --> 1:47:19.839 big audition. I had to to get in and I 1:47:19.520 --> 1:47:23.479 could reach out to some actor friends and get it done. 1:47:23.880 --> 1:47:27.040 So the sixty some on year old nanny who was 1:47:27.080 --> 1:47:28.080 taken her broat. 1:47:28.200 --> 1:47:31.479 That particular day, can you stay an extra thirty minutes. 1:47:31.479 --> 1:47:34.400 I'll still pay your rate, but you just you just 1:47:34.439 --> 1:47:36.960 like press this record button and read some of these lines. 1:47:37.560 --> 1:47:39.839 And she was great, she was terrific. 1:47:40.240 --> 1:47:40.559 Wow. 1:47:41.400 --> 1:47:43.479 I don't think I booked the part though, but she had. 1:47:43.520 --> 1:47:45.080 She had a really good time, and she kept asking 1:47:45.120 --> 1:47:47.240 me days days later, did we get it? Did we 1:47:47.320 --> 1:47:47.720 put it? 1:47:49.880 --> 1:47:51.600 I don't think so. They want you. They don't want me, 1:47:51.640 --> 1:47:53.080 but they want you. Who's that woman? 1:47:53.720 --> 1:47:57.840 I imagine you launched her career. If your kid interested 1:47:57.880 --> 1:47:59.679 in what you guys do or not at all? 1:48:01.080 --> 1:48:05.120 Sadly, she's very interested. I mean, we've drabbed this court kid. 1:48:05.200 --> 1:48:07.759 She's probably been I'm not joking on sixty or seventy 1:48:07.840 --> 1:48:12.920 plane flights by now and when we were. My wife 1:48:12.920 --> 1:48:14.760 stars on this new show which is finally going to 1:48:14.840 --> 1:48:18.840 hit US television. So May May eighteenth, the CW will 1:48:18.840 --> 1:48:24.240 announce that they have bought this shine right. Yes, it's 1:48:24.360 --> 1:48:28.280 it's made specifically for Canada, the CBC and E one 1:48:28.360 --> 1:48:32.639 and Netflix Canada, which I mean me by no means 1:48:32.640 --> 1:48:35.240 comparing the show to the show I'm about to name drop. 1:48:35.439 --> 1:48:37.400 But it's done by the same people that did Shit's Creak, 1:48:37.840 --> 1:48:42.240 and that until season three or four, did not air 1:48:42.520 --> 1:48:44.920 in the States either. So you know, we're rolling the 1:48:44.920 --> 1:48:47.080 dice and hoping for you know, just like five percent 1:48:47.160 --> 1:48:50.040 of the success that happens that that show had. But yes, 1:48:50.080 --> 1:48:52.240 it's finally going to start airing. And when we shot 1:48:52.320 --> 1:48:55.440 season one, it was pretty much just as the pandemic 1:48:55.640 --> 1:48:58.040 was starting. It was just a few months into it. 1:48:58.120 --> 1:49:01.080 I think it was the first show on the continent 1:49:01.439 --> 1:49:04.439 to begin filming. So we were kind of, you know, 1:49:04.920 --> 1:49:06.679 being looked at as like, well, if they could pull 1:49:06.680 --> 1:49:08.479 it off, maybe we could get back to show business 1:49:08.479 --> 1:49:12.720 and do it too. We were all sequestered and quarantine 1:49:12.760 --> 1:49:14.160 for weeks at the time, we'd all have to. 1:49:14.160 --> 1:49:15.759 Stay in our little, you know pocket. 1:49:16.160 --> 1:49:20.240 One of the cool things is Aaron Dark is a 1:49:20.240 --> 1:49:23.880 regular on the show, and her life partner is Daniel Radcliffe. 1:49:24.320 --> 1:49:26.599 So so Daniel was hanging out with us for three 1:49:26.640 --> 1:49:30.160 summers and having just the greatest time. But they were 1:49:30.280 --> 1:49:32.439 very much in need of actors, which is probably why 1:49:32.479 --> 1:49:34.960 I'm on the show playing Jen's husband. But it got 1:49:34.960 --> 1:49:36.920 to the point where there was a flashback episode. It's 1:49:37.000 --> 1:49:40.800 the second to last show of season one, and my 1:49:40.880 --> 1:49:44.680 wife Jen's character is maybe three years old, and there 1:49:44.720 --> 1:49:47.400 was like five or six scenes where a three year 1:49:47.400 --> 1:49:50.040 old Jen Finn again is supposed to be, you know, 1:49:50.120 --> 1:49:53.120 running around and saying a couple of lines and you know, 1:49:53.320 --> 1:49:56.719 just being a kid. And I guess, Canada being Canada, 1:49:57.000 --> 1:49:59.519 they hired these twins, and oftentimes when you. 1:49:59.479 --> 1:50:02.479 Have a role that young, you'll you'll split it by having, 1:50:02.800 --> 1:50:04.240 you know, a twins play the part. 1:50:04.439 --> 1:50:06.559 They showed up to set and they were not blonde 1:50:06.560 --> 1:50:08.400 hair and blue eyed like my wife looks. 1:50:08.439 --> 1:50:12.400 They were very very tart skinned, dark haired, and they're like, 1:50:12.400 --> 1:50:13.600 what do we do? What do we do? 1:50:13.720 --> 1:50:16.000 And and so they begged us if they could borrow 1:50:16.000 --> 1:50:18.880 our kid for those three four days were absolutely not. 1:50:19.040 --> 1:50:20.960 This poor kid's going to be screwed up enough as 1:50:20.960 --> 1:50:22.200 it is, you want to put her in front of 1:50:22.200 --> 1:50:22.719 the cameras. 1:50:23.680 --> 1:50:25.720 But we asked her and of course she said. 1:50:25.640 --> 1:50:28.000 Yes, I wanted to do what mommy and daddy do 1:50:28.720 --> 1:50:31.080 and we were terrified, but she nailed it. 1:50:31.120 --> 1:50:33.080 So yeah, she already has a pretty big credit to her. 1:50:33.520 --> 1:50:37.120 She has an IMDb page. 1:50:36.360 --> 1:50:39.600 She probably has a I and a lot of fans. Y. 1:50:40.640 --> 1:50:42.320 Wait, so what's Moonshine about? 1:50:43.600 --> 1:50:48.360 Moonshine is a wonderful one hour comedy drama about this uh, 1:50:48.720 --> 1:50:53.040 this this dilapidated resorts and the family that runs it 1:50:53.080 --> 1:50:57.840 and owns it uh in the south shore of Nova Scotia. 1:50:58.520 --> 1:51:02.640 It's uh, it's it's it's it's filthy and funny and twisted, 1:51:02.840 --> 1:51:04.479 and it's it's a delight. 1:51:04.640 --> 1:51:09.080 And the the the awards. 1:51:08.520 --> 1:51:11.080 The Canadian Screen Awards, they're called, and the only way 1:51:11.120 --> 1:51:14.800 to compare them, it's like the Canadian Golden Globes because 1:51:14.840 --> 1:51:19.679 they're both for movies and television. We're just announced recently 1:51:20.280 --> 1:51:23.120 and the show got a slew of them, including including 1:51:23.160 --> 1:51:26.920 my wife Best Best Lead Performer. So yeah, we're hoping 1:51:27.000 --> 1:51:29.360 We're hoping it somehow takes off in the has A 1:51:29.479 --> 1:51:30.479 has a nice happy life. 1:51:30.600 --> 1:51:33.000 Oh that's so cool. I can't wait. Well, well, definitely 1:51:33.040 --> 1:51:34.800 all of our listeners will probably. 1:51:34.479 --> 1:51:38.000 Check get in mom shne CW. I guess this summer. 1:51:38.200 --> 1:51:42.519 That's exciting. So that's your current that's your some of 1:51:42.560 --> 1:51:44.720 your current projects. I would like to ask you a 1:51:44.800 --> 1:51:47.759 question about going back to some of your old older stuff. 1:51:48.120 --> 1:51:50.200 So you, to me, you were like, like I said, 1:51:50.240 --> 1:51:52.799 you were like this pinnacle of like eighties and nineties 1:51:52.840 --> 1:51:56.080 classic stuff, like you're in all these amazing TV shows 1:51:56.120 --> 1:51:58.840 and then the single guy was part of Mussy TV. 1:51:58.960 --> 1:52:01.719 I think Sandwich between like Seinfeld and Friends or something, 1:52:01.760 --> 1:52:04.680 I mean like Wild Yes, and then you were on 1:52:04.800 --> 1:52:07.000 Friends and you're like friends with David Swimmer if your 1:52:07.080 --> 1:52:10.160 Wikipedia is to be believed. So, like I'm just wondering, 1:52:10.200 --> 1:52:12.360 like what was that time like in like the late 1:52:12.400 --> 1:52:15.360 eighties early nineties, when like TV was like everyone was 1:52:15.400 --> 1:52:17.920 watching TV. There was still a mono culture where everyone 1:52:17.960 --> 1:52:21.960 watched the same TV shows, unlike today, Like what was like, 1:52:22.360 --> 1:52:25.519 what was it like Caroline in the City, I mean 1:52:25.560 --> 1:52:26.400 all that come on? 1:52:26.880 --> 1:52:28.000 Yeah, No, you're right. 1:52:28.000 --> 1:52:30.880 They oftentimes you know, would have these crossover nights which 1:52:30.960 --> 1:52:32.960 were ridiculous, but you know we did. 1:52:33.040 --> 1:52:35.559 We did. A character was on Caroline in the City, right, 1:52:35.560 --> 1:52:37.559 but it's not a spin off, Okay, right. 1:52:37.479 --> 1:52:40.680 So I think me and Matthew Perry were on Caroline 1:52:40.680 --> 1:52:45.360 in the City. Shwimmer was on our show, and I 1:52:45.400 --> 1:52:47.280 don't remember. I think I think maybe Leah Thompson was 1:52:47.280 --> 1:52:50.360 on Friends. And of course when they asked Jerry and 1:52:50.880 --> 1:52:55.519 everyone on Seinfeld to do it, They're like, no, fuck off, 1:52:55.560 --> 1:52:59.400 we got our own show. What are these shows? Friends? 1:52:59.439 --> 1:53:05.000 But in terms of your question, I mean, I guess A. 1:53:05.160 --> 1:53:10.280 I was naive, it was stupid. I just assumed. I 1:53:10.360 --> 1:53:13.439 started in theater. I mean, my so fucking lucky. My 1:53:13.439 --> 1:53:16.719 first my first paying gig was a Broadway show which 1:53:16.720 --> 1:53:18.559 I did for like two years. 1:53:18.600 --> 1:53:19.040 What was it? 1:53:19.360 --> 1:53:21.759 And that it was a Neil Simon play called Brighton 1:53:21.800 --> 1:53:22.479 Beach Memoirs. 1:53:22.560 --> 1:53:24.920 That's what I thought, Well that, I mean, I just 1:53:24.960 --> 1:53:27.719 saw production at Northwestern University when I was a kid 1:53:28.160 --> 1:53:31.840 with my family and it was like, I mean, it's 1:53:31.880 --> 1:53:34.160 like cheesy, but it changed my life. Like I remember 1:53:34.240 --> 1:53:38.400 that show was like the best thing ever. And I'm 1:53:38.400 --> 1:53:40.799 a Russian Jew. My family like I don't know. I 1:53:40.840 --> 1:53:42.479 love that show, and I know you did the film, 1:53:42.520 --> 1:53:44.880 but yeah, that was cool. You did that on Broadway. 1:53:45.840 --> 1:53:48.679 It changed my life too different ways. 1:53:48.800 --> 1:53:53.439 But yeah, and and God blessed and the rest of sould. 1:53:53.479 --> 1:53:57.680 Neil Simon kept giving me more and more jobs, and 1:53:57.720 --> 1:53:59.280 I did a few more of his plays and a 1:53:59.280 --> 1:54:01.800 few more of his movie and then I came back 1:54:01.840 --> 1:54:05.720 to LA and I was only doing movies. And then 1:54:06.560 --> 1:54:10.080 I just thought, oh, TV, that's is that something that 1:54:10.120 --> 1:54:10.720 people do? 1:54:10.880 --> 1:54:12.799 Is that? I mean, maybe when I'm. 1:54:12.680 --> 1:54:16.200 Old and lost my hair and really fat, maybe that's 1:54:16.200 --> 1:54:19.840 when I do TV. But I did a movie for 1:54:20.479 --> 1:54:24.880 Castle Rock, and it was so much fun. It was 1:54:24.880 --> 1:54:27.599 a baseball movie. And I'm a huge, huge, still I'm 1:54:27.600 --> 1:54:31.400 a huge baseball fan. And I played a pitcher for 1:54:31.560 --> 1:54:34.960 the Minnesota Twins, and every day going to work meant 1:54:35.000 --> 1:54:37.720 putting on a uniform and going to the stadium. And 1:54:37.960 --> 1:54:41.880 they had so much money at their disposal they would 1:54:41.880 --> 1:54:45.880 bring in actual baseball players to play themselves. So these 1:54:45.960 --> 1:54:48.640 names might not mean too much, but to me, they 1:54:49.200 --> 1:54:51.200 sure do, and as so many baseball fans, they do. 1:54:51.280 --> 1:54:54.520 But here's Ken Griffy Junior playing himself, and I get 1:54:54.560 --> 1:54:56.240 to pitch to him, and he's now in the Hall 1:54:56.280 --> 1:54:57.840 of Fame, and every day there would be a new 1:54:58.080 --> 1:54:59.920 there would be a new you know, all star coming 1:55:00.160 --> 1:55:00.480 to work. 1:55:00.520 --> 1:55:03.320 And so I completed this film. 1:55:03.320 --> 1:55:07.960 We shot it in Minnesota, and my agent said, Hey, 1:55:08.760 --> 1:55:11.200 the folks at Castle Rock want to have a chat 1:55:11.240 --> 1:55:14.560 with you. And I said, Am I getting like kicked 1:55:14.560 --> 1:55:16.400 out of the movie? Are they cutting my scenes that 1:55:16.480 --> 1:55:16.920 I suck? You? 1:55:16.960 --> 1:55:18.640 But no, I think it's good news. 1:55:18.880 --> 1:55:20.720 I'm not sure exactly what it is, but let's just 1:55:20.760 --> 1:55:22.360 take the meeting and see what's happening. 1:55:22.560 --> 1:55:25.000 And so I go there and they were watching the 1:55:25.040 --> 1:55:25.560 footage and. 1:55:25.560 --> 1:55:29.600 The dailies of this this this baseball movie, and they said, 1:55:29.680 --> 1:55:32.200 you know, we really, we really want to work with you. 1:55:32.200 --> 1:55:33.600 And I said, well, great, I want to work with 1:55:33.640 --> 1:55:35.480 you guys too. What movie are we going to do? Now? 1:55:35.520 --> 1:55:37.120 Are you going to put me in a rub writer film? 1:55:38.040 --> 1:55:40.480 I didn't say that. I was probably quiet, but they 1:55:40.480 --> 1:55:40.920 said no. 1:55:40.960 --> 1:55:45.280 But we basically, in our deal negotiating Seinfeld's next season, 1:55:45.680 --> 1:55:48.040 we own the time slot and we have access to 1:55:48.080 --> 1:55:50.400 the eight thirty slot or the nine thirty slot for 1:55:50.480 --> 1:55:52.360 next season, and we want you to be in it. 1:55:53.080 --> 1:55:58.120 And I went on television and so, yeah, so they 1:55:58.200 --> 1:56:00.960 put me together with a lovely writer named Brad Hall, 1:56:01.040 --> 1:56:03.960 who ironically is Julia Louis Dreyfus's husband. 1:56:04.040 --> 1:56:08.200 Oh yes, and the single guy was born in the boom. 1:56:08.240 --> 1:56:10.400 Before I knew it, I was starring on a TV 1:56:10.480 --> 1:56:12.920 show that was number five in the country, and I 1:56:12.960 --> 1:56:16.400 really had no idea what was happening. But it was 1:56:16.440 --> 1:56:18.800 a roller coaster. And now, of course, you know, there's 1:56:18.840 --> 1:56:22.560 really no differentiator differentiating to television and movies, and all 1:56:22.600 --> 1:56:25.360 these giant Oscar winners are clamoring to do a show 1:56:25.360 --> 1:56:28.280 for Apple Plus and HBO and Times of Change. 1:56:28.480 --> 1:56:32.720 Yeah, the golden age of television is upon us. Indeed, 1:56:33.160 --> 1:56:35.760 So I wanted to ask about Weekend at Bernie's, which 1:56:35.840 --> 1:56:40.960 is at this point now twenty five, twenty four years 1:56:40.960 --> 1:56:43.320 old this movie or no, thirty, no, how many years 1:56:43.360 --> 1:56:47.040 I'm like not doing the math correctly. Yeah, it's like 1:56:47.080 --> 1:56:48.040 thirty years old. 1:56:49.000 --> 1:56:52.600 Yeah, who were so Yeah, you're righty, they're almost thirty 1:56:52.600 --> 1:56:53.200 five years old. 1:56:53.440 --> 1:56:58.080 But it's still like that's a people it's still a reference. 1:56:58.120 --> 1:56:59.840 People are still like, oh yeah, then they just weakend 1:57:00.080 --> 1:57:03.120 Bernie's this guy around or whatever, like it's such a 1:57:03.160 --> 1:57:06.120 big movie like that, it's one of your first things 1:57:06.120 --> 1:57:09.520 that you do and then it becomes this like huge movie, 1:57:09.560 --> 1:57:11.680 Like what's do you just never want to talk about it? 1:57:11.800 --> 1:57:13.920 Or are you do you welcome people that are fans 1:57:13.960 --> 1:57:14.160 of it? 1:57:14.280 --> 1:57:15.840 Or what I mean? 1:57:15.880 --> 1:57:19.840 What am I gonna say? Yes, it was one of 1:57:19.920 --> 1:57:21.880 my first movies. I was lucky to get the job. 1:57:23.280 --> 1:57:25.680 I had no idea, none of us had an ideas 1:57:25.680 --> 1:57:26.720 it would even be funny. 1:57:26.760 --> 1:57:27.360 I mean, the. 1:57:27.240 --> 1:57:29.920 Premise is this guy is killed and we've got to 1:57:29.920 --> 1:57:31.480 prop them up and pretend he's not dead. 1:57:32.280 --> 1:57:33.080 That's not funny. 1:57:33.880 --> 1:57:38.400 But somehow, somehow it worked, and I remember the movie 1:57:38.440 --> 1:57:41.080 came out and it did okay but not great. It 1:57:41.160 --> 1:57:44.440 just did okay and it just kind of had it 1:57:44.480 --> 1:57:46.200 had some legs that lasted through the summer. 1:57:46.960 --> 1:57:50.640 But then it was this life on cable and on airplane. 1:57:50.360 --> 1:57:52.839 Where I saw it, like it was an HBO classic 1:57:52.920 --> 1:57:54.960 for me, like I can quote lines from it, and 1:57:55.000 --> 1:57:57.000 it came out when I was nine, so like I 1:57:57.040 --> 1:58:00.600 remember like just seeing it on HBO all all the time. 1:58:01.200 --> 1:58:04.280 Again, thrilled to it had a life. Thrilled people are 1:58:04.320 --> 1:58:07.320 still watching it and remembering it, So I was. 1:58:07.760 --> 1:58:09.680 I was an immigrant. I was like a Russian jew 1:58:09.720 --> 1:58:11.560 came in the night, so I it like missed me. 1:58:11.680 --> 1:58:13.520 And so I actually just watched it for the first 1:58:13.520 --> 1:58:16.120 time during the pandemic and I had a great time. 1:58:16.240 --> 1:58:18.600 So it was like new to me only a few 1:58:18.640 --> 1:58:23.200 years ago. And yeah, it's like an enjoyable great time. 1:58:23.240 --> 1:58:25.160 And now all of a sudden, all these references of 1:58:25.320 --> 1:58:28.280 like okay, I'm come alive in my brain, like there's 1:58:28.280 --> 1:58:30.680 a sim sense episode, Like there's all these things that 1:58:30.800 --> 1:58:32.960 now make more sense to me too. 1:58:33.240 --> 1:58:36.200 And they're all these strange little, you know, memes and graphics. 1:58:36.240 --> 1:58:40.120 Anytime mostly a world world leader is ill to be, 1:58:41.160 --> 1:58:43.640 it's like there you go and me and are holding 1:58:43.960 --> 1:58:45.200 this man or woman up? 1:58:46.320 --> 1:58:48.640 Do you still Are you still in touch with Andrew McCarthy, 1:58:48.680 --> 1:58:50.480 another SVU alum as well. 1:58:51.680 --> 1:58:54.480 Absolutely? You know Andrew is a big time television director 1:58:54.560 --> 1:58:56.920 these days. Oh wow, he he. 1:58:57.080 --> 1:59:00.040 I don't know if he's directed any SVUS, but he 1:59:00.080 --> 1:59:01.800 directs every other show that shoots in New York. He 1:59:01.840 --> 1:59:04.600 directs Blacklist, and he directs a lot of Our Good 1:59:04.600 --> 1:59:06.920 direct a lot of Orange is the New Black We 1:59:06.920 --> 1:59:10.400 were both on as actors, and and he also directed 1:59:10.480 --> 1:59:13.120 a few episodes though, But we were both on last season, 1:59:13.480 --> 1:59:18.600 the final season of Good Girls, which was a gig 1:59:18.640 --> 1:59:22.080 that I just loved, and we were in a couple 1:59:22.080 --> 1:59:24.640 of episodes, but they purposely made sure we didn't have 1:59:24.640 --> 1:59:26.920 any scenes together because that would have been too weird. 1:59:27.840 --> 1:59:32.640 But yeah, I adore him, and I mean he he 1:59:32.720 --> 1:59:36.760 really he really made that film successful because he was 1:59:36.800 --> 1:59:40.920 certainly not known for doing slapstick comedy and he just 1:59:40.960 --> 1:59:43.200 wanted to jump in with both feet and he did it. 1:59:43.320 --> 1:59:46.839 Was he was great and constantly coming up with amazing 1:59:46.880 --> 1:59:48.560 ideas and I so looked up to him because I 1:59:48.760 --> 1:59:51.440 had like maybe three jobs to my credit, and here 1:59:51.480 --> 1:59:54.240 was this big movie star from you know, all these great, 1:59:54.360 --> 1:59:58.760 you know, classic classic films, and yeah, I learned a 1:59:58.760 --> 1:59:59.200 lot from them. 1:59:59.200 --> 1:59:59.720 I really did. 2:00:00.080 --> 2:00:02.280 This is awesome. Thank you so much, Thank you so 2:00:02.360 --> 2:00:03.560 much for taking the time. 2:00:03.720 --> 2:00:06.000 Thank you, this was so fun. Thanks for having me. 2:00:10.040 --> 2:00:12.080 Okay, Jonathan, that was fun. 2:00:12.680 --> 2:00:15.040 I'm excited to watch that show that he's coming out 2:00:15.040 --> 2:00:16.680 with with his wife. If he says it's like Shit's 2:00:16.680 --> 2:00:18.720 Creak vibes, I really liked Shitz Creak, So I'm going 2:00:18.760 --> 2:00:19.720 to keep an eye out for that. 2:00:20.160 --> 2:00:23.040 Kelly and his house was nice. It looks like he's 2:00:23.080 --> 2:00:27.120 living a good, happy life with his cool wife and 2:00:27.400 --> 2:00:32.560 working and crushing it. Crushing this episode. And he's just 2:00:32.640 --> 2:00:34.720 so good in it. I mean, he's so funny. I 2:00:34.760 --> 2:00:37.200 love his rifts. It look like you could tell he 2:00:37.240 --> 2:00:40.400 put work in the stand up portions of it. And 2:00:40.560 --> 2:00:43.400 the attack was like very hard to watch, like really 2:00:44.080 --> 2:00:47.839 funny and scary and a pompous jerk all in one episode. 2:00:47.960 --> 2:00:50.000 It was amazing. Yeah, and it didn't grow. 2:00:50.760 --> 2:00:53.200 Yeah, he did a really great job of being like 2:00:53.760 --> 2:00:56.400 I can understand why this guy has a following, but 2:00:56.440 --> 2:00:57.680 also I want to kill him. 2:00:57.720 --> 2:00:59.680 Like half the time I wanted to punch him so bad. 2:01:00.280 --> 2:01:04.080 But I think that's like definitely, especially when we look 2:01:04.080 --> 2:01:08.360 at like the one example of the real life crime, 2:01:08.400 --> 2:01:12.040 the guy who won Star Search or whatever. Oh clean guy, 2:01:12.280 --> 2:01:14.400 perfect guy, and then behind this like on the other 2:01:14.480 --> 2:01:18.560 side of him, he's this horrible criminal. So yeah, showing 2:01:18.600 --> 2:01:20.480 the two sides said this in an episode. 2:01:20.480 --> 2:01:23.160 There are people who are just goodie two shoes. There 2:01:23.200 --> 2:01:27.120 are comics who that is their natural way to be 2:01:27.600 --> 2:01:31.560 is a little more prude or like just sweet, like 2:01:31.640 --> 2:01:34.120 that is who they are in nature. That is great 2:01:34.240 --> 2:01:37.280 be a clean comedian. It's the ones that are hiding 2:01:37.320 --> 2:01:41.800 their truth for the clean comedy that that are the 2:01:41.800 --> 2:01:44.880 ones to look out for. Though they're seething, they're not 2:01:45.160 --> 2:01:47.400 being who they are. They're putting on an act for 2:01:47.520 --> 2:01:50.840 what for what? Why are you hiding? Why are you 2:01:50.880 --> 2:01:54.440 hiding behind your nose? Swears It's like because you're a rapist, 2:01:54.960 --> 2:01:57.400 and it's been proven time and time again. There is 2:01:57.480 --> 2:02:00.160 like a seething rage with clean comedians who are not 2:02:00.240 --> 2:02:03.600 clean in their regular life. Yes, it's like and they 2:02:03.680 --> 2:02:06.200 might not high ground thing, they might not all be rapists, 2:02:06.240 --> 2:02:09.680 but they don't like women or they have like, you know, 2:02:09.840 --> 2:02:13.600 fucked up views and anger and rage for sure. Yeah, 2:02:13.640 --> 2:02:15.560 I don't know. To me, stand up is so that's 2:02:15.560 --> 2:02:17.560 what I mean. If it's like your authentic self, that 2:02:17.640 --> 2:02:19.400 makes sense. Like the whole point of stand up to 2:02:19.400 --> 2:02:23.560 me is like being yourself. And so if you're putting 2:02:23.600 --> 2:02:25.440 on and uh, you know. And that's why I don't 2:02:25.440 --> 2:02:29.600 relate to certain weird things or clowns or whatever, it's 2:02:29.680 --> 2:02:32.000 not you, but you like silly stuff because I love 2:02:32.080 --> 2:02:34.640 Rury Scoville, but it is grounded in reality and he 2:02:34.760 --> 2:02:37.440 is being himself. I just like people that are authentic. Yeah, 2:02:37.640 --> 2:02:40.840 I could tell when it's not real. And we know 2:02:40.960 --> 2:02:41.360 lots of. 2:02:41.280 --> 2:02:45.040 People that are that are wildly famous comics who are 2:02:45.480 --> 2:02:48.400 talking about material that is not true to their life. 2:02:48.440 --> 2:02:51.560 They are using a voice that's not really how they 2:02:51.600 --> 2:02:53.600 talk in real life. Like, you know, we know plenty 2:02:53.640 --> 2:02:56.280 of people who do that. So like that's what I think. 2:02:56.320 --> 2:02:58.760 People like your stand up so much. It really is you, 2:02:58.840 --> 2:03:01.600 Like that is you on stage? You know, Like and 2:03:01.960 --> 2:03:03.600 I would say I'm pretty much the same as I 2:03:03.640 --> 2:03:05.360 am in real life as I am on stage two, 2:03:05.400 --> 2:03:06.960 but like you're not like, oh. 2:03:06.840 --> 2:03:09.080 I can't say that. It's like, if you want to 2:03:09.080 --> 2:03:10.320 say it, the point is to say it. 2:03:10.640 --> 2:03:13.680 Yeah, But like did we talk We probably talked about 2:03:13.720 --> 2:03:16.160 him in the episode, but like Ryan Hamilton a wonderful, 2:03:16.200 --> 2:03:18.680 clean comic, and when I see him, I'm like, you 2:03:18.760 --> 2:03:22.520 are just like a lovely person from Utah who doesn't 2:03:22.520 --> 2:03:24.840 want to swear and doesn't want to talk about like 2:03:25.360 --> 2:03:28.200 you know, sex and drugs and whatever, like and great. 2:03:28.440 --> 2:03:29.760 You know, I don't think he's. 2:03:29.600 --> 2:03:31.560 I mean famous last words, We're gonna find out Ryan 2:03:31.560 --> 2:03:33.920 Hamilton convenience. 2:03:34.280 --> 2:03:36.560 He's number one, because you know, I like to make 2:03:36.600 --> 2:03:39.040 lists with friends, and the hardest list that we would 2:03:39.160 --> 2:03:43.040 try to make is the one that was tap ten comedians. 2:03:43.040 --> 2:03:46.640 You would be shocked if they were rapists. Yeah, And 2:03:47.000 --> 2:03:50.600 after Ryan Hamilton, we were stumped. You know what I mean? 2:03:51.320 --> 2:03:55.680 We were stumped because some I would be like, oh gosh, geez, 2:03:55.720 --> 2:03:58.040 but I wouldn't be surprised. I'm never you know, Josh 2:03:58.080 --> 2:04:03.120 Bondleman maybe was number two. Yeah, yeah, but that's it, 2:04:03.360 --> 2:04:05.640 like I, you know, everyone else. It might be like 2:04:05.680 --> 2:04:07.680 a like a shocking for a moment, and then it'd 2:04:07.680 --> 2:04:10.840 be like, oh, okay, yeah, I hope Jared makes the list, 2:04:11.600 --> 2:04:15.840 can you see it? He didn't. We were not thinking 2:04:15.880 --> 2:04:18.040 about when we made. This was New York years ago. 2:04:18.760 --> 2:04:22.800 Of course I'm kidding, but uh, the I mean post 2:04:22.880 --> 2:04:26.320 mortem for this, you're gonna tell him like Lisa made, 2:04:26.440 --> 2:04:28.280 Lisa said, you don't make the list. You had to 2:04:28.320 --> 2:04:31.840 work on your fucking attitude. Speaking of I guess Rolling 2:04:32.040 --> 2:04:34.200 I didn't even know everyone was talking about it last night. 2:04:34.240 --> 2:04:35.320 I was out and I was like, what are you 2:04:35.360 --> 2:04:38.640 guys even talking about? But there's a new Delilla expose 2:04:38.800 --> 2:04:42.040 and Rolling Stone, a new new FBI, new victims, new 2:04:42.120 --> 2:04:44.160 drugging like fucked up shit? 2:04:44.360 --> 2:04:48.600 What it didn't even show up anywhere one day ago 2:04:48.800 --> 2:04:51.560 Rolling Stone. Wow, okay, I'm gonna read this. 2:04:51.840 --> 2:04:54.560 Yeah, so we'll talk about it next week. I guess, Yeah, 2:04:54.640 --> 2:04:57.880 I got it? Did it? Did coincide? Amazing for us 2:04:57.960 --> 2:05:01.960 taping this? The comedian rape fists? And what is that? 2:05:03.240 --> 2:05:06.240 Or isn't there one coming out almost every day? Now? Well, 2:05:06.240 --> 2:05:08.320 this is what's funny. So now I was in the 2:05:08.320 --> 2:05:10.680 green room and all these everyone was like, oh god, 2:05:10.720 --> 2:05:13.080 did you read this one? I go. I turned against 2:05:13.160 --> 2:05:15.800 him at the first one. I never even liked him 2:05:16.160 --> 2:05:19.120 because I could tell I had weird interactions with him 2:05:19.160 --> 2:05:24.080 in terms of he's a predator. Look, yeah, he truly is. 2:05:24.400 --> 2:05:28.120 And it's so funny that they needed this additional Rolling 2:05:28.120 --> 2:05:31.600 Stone FBI article. There's this is the third the La 2:05:31.720 --> 2:05:34.320 Times did one. I mean, this is like, it's. 2:05:34.160 --> 2:05:36.400 Like for all these dudes, it's like, is LA is 2:05:36.520 --> 2:05:39.000 rolling Stone cool enough for you? Is that a cool 2:05:39.120 --> 2:05:42.240 enough publication to take down your guy? Like you know, 2:05:43.080 --> 2:05:46.760 La Times is liberal bullshit? Like is Rolling Stone good enough? Like, 2:05:46.840 --> 2:05:50.080 I mean, how many exposs do you fucking need? But 2:05:50.240 --> 2:05:52.560 I mean the post mortem for this episode's a little 2:05:52.560 --> 2:05:54.800 bit baked into the entire thing because we've been talking 2:05:54.800 --> 2:05:57.800 about our personal experiences and our thoughts the entire times. 2:05:57.840 --> 2:05:59.520 I don't know if we really need to rehash it, 2:05:59.600 --> 2:06:04.160 but essentially, yeah, watch out for those, watch out for 2:06:04.200 --> 2:06:06.400 the clean ones, watch out for the nice guys. 2:06:07.840 --> 2:06:10.560 Yeah. But also so it's like a good test if 2:06:10.560 --> 2:06:13.040 you're going on dates, like, ask someone who their favorite 2:06:13.040 --> 2:06:17.320 comedians are and then judge them. Oh interesting, Yeah, because 2:06:17.320 --> 2:06:19.240 if you went on a date and someone took you 2:06:19.280 --> 2:06:23.600 to this rape comic, yeah, Josh Galloway's show, you'd be like, oh, 2:06:24.320 --> 2:06:26.400 never mind, I'm out of here. Well, because people tell 2:06:26.440 --> 2:06:29.280 me a few people have told me that they show 2:06:29.400 --> 2:06:33.800 dates my Netflix half hour and if the men get upset, 2:06:34.200 --> 2:06:39.600 they don't get fucked. Oh if they don't like said, yeah, 2:06:39.600 --> 2:06:41.360 I love that, I love that. 2:06:41.360 --> 2:06:44.640 That's so great, everybody. This is how you test your men. 2:06:45.200 --> 2:06:49.480 You show them the degenerates Lisa Trager's episode. 2:06:49.640 --> 2:06:52.000 They don't get anything if they think that, well, yeah, 2:06:52.000 --> 2:06:54.160 because my last like ten minutes is just this whole 2:06:54.240 --> 2:06:59.120 joke about you know, coming and men have lost their minds. Honestly, 2:06:59.280 --> 2:07:02.879 they have attacked after show professionals. One of the biggest 2:07:02.880 --> 2:07:06.080 I think one of the biggest producers in like television 2:07:06.120 --> 2:07:09.880 comedy truly accosted me at just for last us We'll 2:07:09.880 --> 2:07:12.200 being like, I make my wife she wants to use 2:07:12.360 --> 2:07:14.160 you know, I'm like, why are you telling me about 2:07:14.160 --> 2:07:16.360 your wife and how you guys fuck? It's not even 2:07:16.400 --> 2:07:18.080 the point of my joke. And then when I started 2:07:18.080 --> 2:07:19.880 talking back at him, he was like, don't you dare 2:07:19.920 --> 2:07:22.680 talk about my wife. We've been together fourteen years And 2:07:22.720 --> 2:07:24.920 I was just like, you came up to me, bro, 2:07:25.520 --> 2:07:27.360 trying to fight about my joke? Are you fighting with 2:07:27.400 --> 2:07:29.800 everyone else's joke? Why did you take it so personal? 2:07:30.400 --> 2:07:32.320 I'm sorry, Like, I don't know why you need it 2:07:32.320 --> 2:07:34.480 to tell me that your wife loves using a vibrator, 2:07:34.520 --> 2:07:37.080 Like it's truly insane. I'm trying to meet Kaitlin o 2:07:37.280 --> 2:07:40.120 Olsen right now. That's what I'm trying to do, all right. 2:07:40.160 --> 2:07:43.120 There's heroes abound. I'm trying to drink free liquor and 2:07:43.160 --> 2:07:45.320 meet them. Like, why are you fighting me? I don't 2:07:45.320 --> 2:07:49.960 need your insecurities right now? Oh my god, men are wild. Yeah, 2:07:50.000 --> 2:07:51.720 I'll write his name down to But. 2:07:51.880 --> 2:07:54.360 This was obviously a fun episode for us to do, 2:07:54.440 --> 2:07:58.080 so we could talk about all our frustrations with shitty 2:07:58.200 --> 2:08:00.760 comics and also but also love comedy. 2:08:01.040 --> 2:08:03.160 But let's let's get to our what would Sister Peg do. 2:08:03.280 --> 2:08:05.320 That's our weekly segment where we direct you guys towards 2:08:05.320 --> 2:08:08.200 an organization or a you know, a resource on the 2:08:08.200 --> 2:08:10.320 internet or a book or a podcast or something that 2:08:10.400 --> 2:08:12.280 will flesh out a little bit more about what we 2:08:12.360 --> 2:08:15.120 talked about in today's episode. And you know, we touched 2:08:15.160 --> 2:08:17.560 on the comedy community today and we said, you know, 2:08:17.640 --> 2:08:19.640 not everybody's good, but we do want to point out 2:08:19.680 --> 2:08:22.320 an organization that is very good called Comedy Gives Back. 2:08:22.800 --> 2:08:25.920 This is an organization that provides financial crisis relief, mental 2:08:25.920 --> 2:08:30.720 health and chemical dependency treatment, sponsorship, and continued community support 2:08:30.840 --> 2:08:34.440 to the comedy community. So if you want to donate 2:08:34.640 --> 2:08:38.760 or find out more, go to Comedy gives Back dot com. 2:08:39.240 --> 2:08:42.600 And yeah, that's just like an organization that supports the 2:08:42.600 --> 2:08:44.240 comedy community that we believe in. 2:08:44.360 --> 2:08:49.520 So give it a look. See yeah, personally saved my 2:08:49.560 --> 2:08:54.240 ass during the pandemic. So love them, love everything they do. 2:08:54.680 --> 2:08:57.520 This is kind of like Joe's stone Crab, you know that, 2:08:57.720 --> 2:09:00.920 like you could buy a little crab glitter like Sparklepin 2:09:01.440 --> 2:09:03.560 and it goes to a fund, so if any server 2:09:04.560 --> 2:09:09.160 ever needs anything, there's a fund. Oh that's nice. Yeah, 2:09:09.240 --> 2:09:11.760 I mean, you know it would be better for our country, 2:09:11.760 --> 2:09:17.520 hot healthy, Yeah, but yeah, comedy gives back is important, 2:09:17.600 --> 2:09:20.720 and we don't want to lose great people. We could 2:09:20.760 --> 2:09:25.000 lose a couple shitty ones. Okay, next week we're gonna 2:09:25.040 --> 2:09:30.000 do the episode diss season twenty, episode twenty two, and 2:09:30.520 --> 2:09:33.080 Karen and I will come with our own personal diss 2:09:33.080 --> 2:09:48.320 tracks at each other. So stay tuned. 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