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Speaker 2: Chill? And just like listen to podcasts and laugh.

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Speaker 1: So I've been chilling, like all morning, I've actually been hot.

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Speaker 2: But wait, chill boxing.

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Speaker 3: If you say.

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Speaker 1: And I cannot wait for the full show because it's

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Speaker 3: Can you tell them they found Oh yeah, you.

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Speaker 2: Found Brooke and Heffry. That was a joke.

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Speaker 1: It's actually Jeffrey anyway. And so the full show happens,

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Speaker 1: I believe once I stopped talking. Yeah right now, Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: so uh austill, little Mignon wig enjoy.

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Speaker 2: Less than two weeks away from Christmas now.

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Speaker 3: Morning, I am ready stress.

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Speaker 2: I saw an interesting article today though about Tokyo, Japan.

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Speaker 2: We're starting April next year, all government employees are moving

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Speaker 3: Whoa yeah, I mean talk Christmas. Let's do it here please.

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Speaker 2: Japan is doing.

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Speaker 3: This, dude, They're the most overworked.

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Speaker 2: Work hard, play hard.

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Speaker 4: They're the smartest.

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Speaker 2: But there's an important reason for it. It's because they

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Speaker 2: want to give people an extra day to try and

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Speaker 3: Now that's a good day off.

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Speaker 2: See the Japanese fertility rate is at a record low

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Speaker 3: It's not good. It's not good over.

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Speaker 2: It needs to be two point one just to keep

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Speaker 5: It is it awkward on the big day off to

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Speaker 6: Their day friends coming over.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I don't want to talk about it.

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Speaker 3: There's no small talk.

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Speaker 2: They're also adding new benefits like extended paternity leave and

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Speaker 2: attempting to make another one. Okay, they are desperate, Jose,

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Speaker 2: maybe it's time that you book a trip over to Japan.

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Speaker 4: But you, guys, I'm this is just a day offer.

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Speaker 7: You're going to be your dad.

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Speaker 3: You know you're gonna get over there. You're gonna get

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Speaker 6: They're gonna have to close all that stuff.

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Speaker 3: On the day.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, we gotta move on, get to the Shoan dollar

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Speaker 2: question of the day and speaking of someone who works

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Speaker 8: Today is December thirteenth meeting. There are exactly twelve days,

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Speaker 4: Wow, the only Friday.

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Speaker 8: It's not scary, right, And just like the Carol twelve

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Speaker 4: You guys are getting me all rolled up.

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Speaker 3: How are you giving us some lord's leaping.

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Speaker 8: It's not four birds of calling Jeff or two cousins

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Speaker 8: kissing brook I'm giving you holiday trivia in a special

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Speaker 8: Golden Rings and Christmas Things.

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Speaker 7: Edition of plenty of twelve.

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Speaker 2: For the twelve day.

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Speaker 8: Give me a number one through twelve, and I'll tell

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Speaker 8: We'll begin with the woman who's mad the eight Maids

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Speaker 7: That's Alexis with the times. Alexis number one through twelve.

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Speaker 3: Please three, Alexis.

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Speaker 8: In the nineteen thirties, Rudolph the Red Nose reindeer was

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Speaker 6: I have ever seen a clown nose in a store.

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Speaker 8: There was clown flu in the thirties wiped out a

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Speaker 7: Ah on his nose.

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Speaker 4: That is so smart. Why does it work so well

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Speaker 7: We love being tricked, Jose. It's year turn up to

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Speaker 8: According to old Scandinavian legends, farmers used to hang mistletoe

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Speaker 3: My honest thought.

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Speaker 10: Here was if this was the case, there are berries

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Speaker 5: Okay, these are done getting a sugar rush.

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Speaker 4: I'm saying, yes, it's true.

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Speaker 7: Jose said, that's a true Christmas fact.

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Speaker 5: Made that.

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Speaker 4: Die of bros Over.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Brook five gold number.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, it take five Brook. Thomas Edison created the first

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Speaker 8: trand of electric lights in eighteen eighty which he hung

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Speaker 4: Man, they start Christmas.

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Speaker 5: Here's the thing that Edison he really loved a good

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Speaker 8: He hung up lights outside his New Jersey laboratory, one

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but like, wow, that's amazing him just showing off

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, lights are really amazing, changed humanity. Okay, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 8: If you get this wrong, Alexis is gonna win. The

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Speaker 8: Jeff The average Christmas tree takes about fifteen years to grow.

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Speaker 7: Is that true or false?

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Speaker 5: I just know one one family that owns one Christmas

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Speaker 5: You know who would know this answer? Taylor Swift? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Oh I forgot about color.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, business, that would be the fastest growing tree.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to say the average tree is less than that,

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Speaker 2: So that's false.

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Speaker 7: Years years.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, imagine they don't cut down every single tree every

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Speaker 7: Similar to growing anything.

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Speaker 10: So the first time I thought of this was like, dude,

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Speaker 8: That means Alexis has won the first shot.

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Speaker 7: Plenty of twelve.

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Speaker 2: So the new Queen of Christmas gets to choose who

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Speaker 5: On the twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love game

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Speaker 5: to me twelve drummers, dramming, eleven pipers, pipy ten lords,

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Speaker 3: Dancy didn't even get to the five light bulb.

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Speaker 2: Next year. That's your shot collar question of the day.

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Speaker 2: We got your phone tap coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 11: Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Laser stories coming up in just a few minutes. It's

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. But first, Google's anable

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Speaker 3: Are you over the announcement music?

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Speaker 7: You know what that is.

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Speaker 3: We did the TikTok give me that money.

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Speaker 2: We did give me money.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm actually just speaking to Jeffrey so that you

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Speaker 7: Honestly, that all.

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Speaker 2: Guys are connected thinking about it again, Yeah, I know

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Speaker 2: the top recipes that we searched this year were Olympic

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Speaker 3: No, I definitely shouldn't be serving her son's search.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and staying on the food topic, pickles were so

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Speaker 2: This first laser story is out of Sandy, Utah. Thirty

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Speaker 5: Yes, yes, see, it too good to be true.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he'd already threatened to do it, so they at

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Speaker 4: Yeah, totally.

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Speaker 4: Well, that's not fun.

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Speaker 6: Oh he's worth it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this next Lazer Stories out of Tinkertown Hall PlayStation

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Speaker 2: five is a fine gift.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, O my god, so sick.

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Speaker 2: But can it scramble your DNA and melt your face off?

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Speaker 3: I hope is that a new game?

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Speaker 2: I say that because one of the most dangerous toys

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Speaker 3: What is it?

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Speaker 2: And unless you're in your eighties, you probably never heard

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it all happened in the nineteen fifties when

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Speaker 5: Energy lab And it's like a little briefcase. You open

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Speaker 5: it up in what you make your own atomic bombs?

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Speaker 2: Four glass jars inside, each with a small amount of

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Speaker 5: So please tell me North Korea is not the one

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Speaker 5: who bought this at auction and this is how they're going.

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Speaker 2: No, this is American made, okay. And the fun part

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Speaker 6: How much cancer am I going to get?

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Speaker 2: Hours of fun? It wasn't that dangerous as long as

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Speaker 2: you didn't actually open the jars.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but they're.

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Speaker 5: Children, of course they're going to open then and then

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Speaker 3: Easy bake of it.

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Speaker 2: Playing with it still exposed you to the same amount

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Speaker 2: but is it really the most dangerous toy ever sold?

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Speaker 3: The uranium toy?

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Speaker 3: Dangerous, only what to lawn darts.

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Speaker 2: Lawn darts is number one.

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Speaker 4: I always hear a lawn darts. It wasn't my time,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but with the science kits. Less than five thousand

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Speaker 3: Little Jimmy just wants radiation.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, lettle, the kids eat their radioactive material and turn

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Speaker 4: Then they came out with the next version. They're like,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, why did my kid grow six fingers?

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Speaker 2: This next lazer stories out of the wrap room. That's

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Speaker 2: but the hot new Christmas gift that everyone wants under

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Speaker 2: the tree this year is Unclaimed Mail. There's a Florida

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Speaker 2: based company who sold over ninety thousand bundles of it

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I hate opening my own mail months without

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Speaker 2: Suck opening other people's mail when you don't know what

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Speaker 2: it's inside more fun, that's an adventure. On their website,

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Speaker 2: they list different options from Returns mystery box for seventy

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Speaker 3: That's expensive and if you.

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Speaker 2: Want all the unclaimed male action you can handle.

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Speaker 3: Well I want that.

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Speaker 2: Better buy the Big Dog Male Mix party box for

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Speaker 2: So what's in these? One lady says she got a

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Speaker 2: bunch of items, including a knockoff Chanel bag and a

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Speaker 3: Not worth.

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Speaker 11: Go.

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Speaker 6: They don't make it to you, yours.

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Speaker 3: They didn't make it to you. You don't need.

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Speaker 9: Just a case.

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Speaker 2: She out. There wasn't one item inside that didn't make

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Speaker 2: you're open to order unclaimed mail for your gift list, yeah, sorry,

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Speaker 2: it's too late. They are out of stock of everything.

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Speaker 2: It's not ironic all the unclaimed mail was claimed. This

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Speaker 2: be the death of me as a popular mantra for parents,

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Speaker 2: but a new study found having kids might actually make

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Speaker 2: you live longer. It just depends on how many you

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Speaker 3: Oh this makes sense.

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Speaker 2: Researchers have University of Michigan looked at the health records

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Speaker 3: Okay, how many kids did they have?

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Speaker 2: That's about three years longer than the global average. But

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Speaker 5: Well, Nick Cannon right now, honestly, what it does to

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Speaker 3: That's insane to me.

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Speaker 2: They're not sure why two is the magic number, but

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Speaker 6: Is that why you have two Brooks?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, I tell them every day. The only reason

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Speaker 2: Or if you plan to stop at one, maybe time

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Speaker 2: to rethink because another baby could lengthen your life. It's

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Speaker 2: why not you? Yes, his slogan is don't hate pro creator,

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Speaker 2: and that's the type of spirit that we need. As

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Speaker 2: it same time on Monday.

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Speaker 11: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: It's not really the holidays unless you find a way

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Speaker 2: to embarrass the ones you love, Yeah, or at least

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Speaker 2: pit them against each other in a ruthless, cutthroat competition

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Speaker 2: game done in front of millions of people. Heck, and

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Speaker 2: that's what I would like to do to all of

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Speaker 2: you during a special holiday edition of Reverse the Verse,

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Speaker 2: your favorite Christmas songs facing backwards and away from you,

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Speaker 2: just how we like it, where you recognize them play

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Speaker 2: along with Reverse the Verse Holiday edition coming up right

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Speaker 2: after this. Do you guys like holiday songs?

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Speaker 3: Yes, for sure.

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Speaker 2: Christmas Christmas music in the car in the house.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I love the Sabrina Carpenter Christmas music?

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Speaker 2: Would you love Christmas music if it's played backwards?

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Speaker 12: With holiday version of Reverse the Verse, where we take

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Speaker 2: Of all time and flip them around to see if

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So, for example, follow la La La La La La

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Speaker 2: of the song exactly correct. Plus, unlike before, we are

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Speaker 2: including steals in this version. If you miss it, the

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Speaker 2: next person down the line can try and take the

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Speaker 3: Cutthroat Jeffrey, I love that true Christmas spirit.

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Speaker 6: Wait till they get it wrong, or you can just go.

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Speaker 2: They have to be buzzed first before you can jump in.

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Speaker 2: So we're gonna start with Alexis, whose name backwards is

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Speaker 2: six Alexa, no sixcella, sixcella. Okay, it's almost naughty, but.

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Speaker 4: Sounds like a really bad disease.

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Speaker 2: An Alexis, please reverse the verse, and.

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Speaker 6: I want for Christmas the Mariah Carey one.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry you said it wrong, Bro, that's all right.

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Speaker 2: All I want for Christmas is you buy Mariah care

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Speaker 2: I'm ready now, don't do Mariah Carey dirty like that, Alexis.

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Speaker 2: That was Brook. You get the points. We're onto you now, Brook,

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Speaker 2: reverse this Christmas verse and we don't have all year,

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Speaker 2: so let's get an answer out.

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Speaker 3: It's Chris.

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Speaker 2: Correct, it's not you, it's Jose gets a chance.

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Speaker 4: To steal Last Christmas.

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Speaker 11: Last.

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Speaker 2: Last Christmas. By wham, Jose steals the point on that one.

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Speaker 2: Alexis still disappointing the.

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Speaker 6: Entire order that you have to steal.

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Speaker 2: Jose.

456
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:23,480
Speaker 9: We're on to you.

457
00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:38,000
Speaker 2: Can you reverse this Christmas verse? And it's kind of

458
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:38,719
Speaker 2: better in reverse?

459
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:40,159
Speaker 3: Dead Rabbit?

460
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,040
Speaker 2: We need a guess, Jose.

461
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,960
Speaker 3: I'm guessing.

462
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:55,080
Speaker 4: What Christmas card.

463
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:59,040
Speaker 3: I swear I heard dead Rabbit in there.

464
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:04,040
Speaker 2: Look at that public school education actually coming through. Jose.

465
00:23:04,359 --> 00:23:06,800
Speaker 2: You jump into the lead with two correct. Brook has

466
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:10,280
Speaker 2: one Christmas Carols in the school flexus, pulling up the

467
00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:13,719
Speaker 2: rear with zero. We're on the round two. Alexis. Reverse

468
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:17,159
Speaker 2: this Christmas verse.

469
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:27,000
Speaker 3: Christmas tree, the Christmas tree, Thank God for home alone.

470
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,320
Speaker 3: That's the only reason she knows.

471
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:48,959
Speaker 2: Brook, you're onto you. Please reverse this Christmas verse. Very obvious.

472
00:23:49,840 --> 00:24:03,359
Speaker 2: It is not Jose. You can steal bells.

473
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:04,560
Speaker 6: Let me guess jingle.

474
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:07,840
Speaker 2: Bell rock rock Bobby him.

475
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 6: Those words will get j Jose.

476
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:11,400
Speaker 3: Hard one.

477
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,639
Speaker 2: Okay, no complaining. Brook loses a point for.

478
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:16,800
Speaker 3: Back down to zero for bok zero points.

479
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,239
Speaker 2: Yes, try not to let your inner scooge come out

480
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,960
Speaker 2: and ruin this whole game for everybody. Okay. That means

481
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:33,600
Speaker 2: we are on Jose again. Jose, reverse this Christmas verse. Okay,

482
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 2: turn it off. He's getting too turned on. Cut the music,

483
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:36,400
Speaker 2: Cut the music.

484
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:38,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I wish it was Daddy, but Santa.

485
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 2: Baby, Santa Baby by I wish she was.

486
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,600
Speaker 5: Santa Daddy probably will come out.

487
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:51,040
Speaker 2: No. We are now at three points per Jose, two

488
00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:54,240
Speaker 2: points per Alexis, and Brook has dropped down to zero

489
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:59,080
Speaker 2: just like Julia Luis Dreyfuss. You keep coming up shorts.

490
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:03,440
Speaker 2: So we're on to a round three, Alexis back to you.

491
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,399
Speaker 2: Please reverse this Christmas verse?

492
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:09,200
Speaker 11: Oh please not?

493
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,600
Speaker 2: Okay, but say it in Spanish?

494
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,640
Speaker 3: Though, yeah I did?

495
00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 6: What is it?

496
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 9: Please?

497
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:21,600
Speaker 2: No job by Jose Feliciana. Well done, Alexis. You are

498
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 2: now tied with Jose at three points. Brook, here we go. Okay,

499
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,480
Speaker 2: are you gonna complain? Is a complaint?

500
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:29,200
Speaker 7: I am ready topose.

501
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:32,160
Speaker 2: You try to complete a don't try to have fun?

502
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 7: Actually do it?

503
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,359
Speaker 2: Here we go, reverse this Christmas verse?

504
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:46,119
Speaker 5: Okay, people, it's a man and a woman, so it

505
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,440
Speaker 5: has to be what's the song?

506
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:48,960
Speaker 3: And then it's all controversial.

507
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:51,680
Speaker 2: It's totally PC. I don't know what you're talking about.

508
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:55,200
Speaker 5: Justice Simpson also redid it?

509
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 3: What is it called? Baby? It's cold outside?

510
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:02,359
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yes, but I need to hear it in Spanish.

511
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:05,880
Speaker 9: Just don't.

512
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:13,240
Speaker 2: That's Spanish embarrass bebe asse frio afuera. So we'll give

513
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:17,960
Speaker 2: you half of a point conducting half. Yeah, but you're elite.

514
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,960
Speaker 2: You're English elitism for not knowing the Spanish version.

515
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,800
Speaker 6: Just an idiot that doesn't speak another language.

516
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:25,639
Speaker 2: For that comment, you get the full point.

517
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:26,199
Speaker 9: There you go.

518
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 2: Brook admits she's an idiot and gets up to one point. Well,

519
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,920
Speaker 2: don Brook, Jose, this is your last chance. Please reverse

520
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 2: this Christmas verse.

521
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:48,720
Speaker 1: I know, ellmen, Christmas Christmas congratulations.

522
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:52,160
Speaker 2: That means, Jose, you are the winner of.

523
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:54,919
Speaker 7: Gets.

524
00:26:55,880 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 4: Okay, they're celebrating with me.

525
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 3: Why did he have to say blue Christmas? In spirit?

526
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:06,399
Speaker 2: Brook closes her only opointon is back to zero.

527
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,200
Speaker 4: Happy holidays, everybody.

528
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,919
Speaker 2: We got your phone tap coming up right.

529
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:13,399
Speaker 11: After this, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

530
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:18,480
Speaker 2: At last, we've done it. We have reached the number

531
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 2: one phone tap of the year in our top ten

532
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 2: phone taps of Christmas.

533
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,760
Speaker 5: I love this because people have been guessing all week

534
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 5: on the textboard which one it's gonna be.

535
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,480
Speaker 4: Are you guys sure you don't want to release this

536
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:32,160
Speaker 4: on Christmas Day? Okay, you're doing it now.

537
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:36,720
Speaker 2: Your number one phone tap is called Classic Rudy.

538
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 7: Yeah.

539
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:42,679
Speaker 2: Remember this. It features our own Jose, Bolanos and Brook

540
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:48,680
Speaker 2: and Me and Alexis's right, all of us together. When

541
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:51,040
Speaker 2: we call a guy named Rudy, this is an act

542
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 2: like we've all known him for years and he has

543
00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 2: no clue who any of us are.

544
00:27:57,359 --> 00:28:00,000
Speaker 5: Even if it was like so funny, but more importan

545
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:01,480
Speaker 5: than that to me, it was it was so much

546
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,880
Speaker 5: fun to do.

547
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 2: You're gonna hear it and understand why this was selected

548
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:10,400
Speaker 2: as the number one phone tap of the year. Right now,

549
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:16,160
Speaker 2: it's brooking Jeffrey's ten phone taps at Christmas number one.

550
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 9: Hello.

551
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Rudy, Rudy. Yeah, Hi, Oh, oh my god,

552
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 2: it's you. I can't believe it.

553
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 9: Sorry, who's this?

554
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 2: It's Smitty?

555
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 9: Yes.

556
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 2: Oh, it's so good to hear your voice.

557
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:49,480
Speaker 9: Sorry, do we know each other? Do we?

558
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 13: Oh?

559
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:54,240
Speaker 7: My god, You're so just as funny as before.

560
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 14: Man.

561
00:28:55,440 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 2: Wow, oh dude, yeah, Oh my god, dude, you know,

562
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 2: you know who is not gonna believe that this is

563
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 2: you on the phone. Who's just hold one second? Hold on, Hey, Michelle,

564
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:13,360
Speaker 2: what Michelle get in here? Oh my god, Michelle, guess

565
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 2: who's on the phone.

566
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:20,720
Speaker 4: Rudy. Rudy, Rudy. Yes, see Rudy, see Rudy talk to him.

567
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 3: Oh my god, there's no way this is Rudy.

568
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:31,960
Speaker 2: Ah, I, oh my god, it's you.

569
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 3: Shut the front door, Ronnie, you old son of a gun.

570
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 6: How many years has it been?

571
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 9: I literally have no idea time?

572
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 7: Right am I?

573
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 4: Right time?

574
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:44,400
Speaker 3: God?

575
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:47,440
Speaker 2: You didn't forget about me, did you?

576
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:49,959
Speaker 5: Of course?

577
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 11: Not?

578
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 3: Right yeah, you want me hanging there for a second,

579
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 3: want to jokester?

580
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 5: Oh my god, do you know who is gonna freak

581
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 5: out like die when they hear you're on the phone,

582
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 5: you know?

583
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 11: Jenny?

584
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 3: Oh wait, Jenny, Jemmy, jam you are never.

585
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 4: Gonna believe who I'm talking to right now.

586
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 10: Seriously, hit the bank, tell him I'll pay the bill later.

587
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 13: I know it's later.

588
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 3: I don't know. It's Rudy.

589
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 1: What Yes, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, No freaking way, Wait a minute, Rudy,

590
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 1: is it really you? Yes, Holy potatoes and parber John Pie.

591
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 4: Rudy, you son of a b How you been great?

592
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 7: Yeah? I knew you would be.

593
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:36,960
Speaker 9: You heard them bands?

594
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 2: I actually thought you were dead. I saw it on Facebook.

595
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 9: Yeah.

596
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 4: I almost hit the gofund me.

597
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 9: Wait I didn't though said I was dead.

598
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:53,880
Speaker 4: I told you, I told you. He's so funny. Wait,

599
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 4: oh my god, wait, wait, hold the phone.

600
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:59,000
Speaker 2: Someone has to hear this, you know.

601
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Charlotte, Charlotte chart Oh my god, Charlie,

602
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 4: You're never gonna believe it was on the phone.

603
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 11: Rudy.

604
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 6: Freaking you're lying? Hello, who is this?

605
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 15: It's Rudy, It's really your Oh.

606
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 2: So happy too.

607
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 6: It was like the best day ever.

608
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 4: The kids back together together, We're here that time. Oh

609
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 4: my god? Yes, how can I forget with the pickle? Y?

610
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 4: Do you remember the pickle? Remember the pickle? Rudy ask him, asking.

611
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 6: Do you remember the pickle?

612
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 5: Right?

613
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 9: Yes, of course I remember the pickle.

614
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 4: He's a big deal.

615
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 11: Wow.

616
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 6: Okay, so who's gonna tell him?

617
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:57,360
Speaker 11: I don't want to.

618
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 9: I don't know. Boy on earth?

619
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 4: Do you need to call me?

620
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 9: Oh my god?

621
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 7: All right, okay, what.

622
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the Morning plan that?

623
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 9: Yeah?

624
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 13: What happened?

625
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 4: It's a frank call.

626
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 9: Man.

627
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 2: You're on a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in

628
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 2: the Morning. Your college friend Pat set you up for this. Yeah,

629
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 2: he said he visited you last week and you had

630
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 2: kind of a rusty memory, so he thought we could

631
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 2: mess with you. You guys have no idea.

632
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 9: I had literally no clue what was happening. Who these

633
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 9: people were?

634
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 3: Oh my, I love that you just went along with

635
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 3: the pickle story.

636
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:41,960
Speaker 11: Yeah.

637
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait before we go, Rudy, just real quick,

638
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 2: tell us one more joke.

639
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:46,600
Speaker 7: From back in the day.

640
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 11: That's good.

641
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 9: I'm literally speechless still.

642
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 2: That is your number one.

643
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 11: Phone tep of twenty twenty four, Brook and Jeffrey in

644
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 11: the morning.

645
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 2: Remember when meeting a stranger off the internet used to

646
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 2: be considered dangerous and risky behavior. Yeah, do you sit

647
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 2: down across from him. He's sipping a cup of coffee

648
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,959
Speaker 2: with a human finger in it. Yeah, asking what your

649
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 2: hair tastes like?

650
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 5: What the heck?

651
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 3: Yeah makes sense?

652
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 2: That used to be the normal. Yeah, But man, have

653
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:32,120
Speaker 2: we evolved, because nowadays we'll meet up with any rando

654
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 2: that we find online for a couple of cocktails and

655
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 2: then high five him and his hook hand on the

656
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:39,960
Speaker 2: way out, all.

657
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 3: Five fingers and that that's a.

658
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 4: Cool tooth necklace.

659
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,960
Speaker 2: You guys, you'll see you tomorrow. Dead Eye, bring me

660
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 2: a new friend Crowbar for a double date.

661
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:48,640
Speaker 7: I know, just the girl.

662
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 2: For most people, it's really just not a big deal anymore.

663
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 2: But for one of our listeners, she just tried online

664
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 2: dating for the very first time. Oh man, and she

665
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:03,000
Speaker 2: was so nervous that she had to bring something or

666
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 2: maybe someone along with her. You're gonna find out what

667
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 2: or who in your second date update coming up, next

668
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 2: second date update.

669
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:13,879
Speaker 9: Date.

670
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 2: There's nothing wrong with bringing something along with you for

671
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:21,400
Speaker 2: a first date, depending on who you are. Could be

672
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:26,880
Speaker 2: like a small flask. Oh, could be a taser you

673
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 2: gotta be safe, I guess, could be a blow up

674
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,320
Speaker 2: Yoda doll for after hours pleasure.

675
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:35,680
Speaker 5: I was thinking also because anyone would leave you alone

676
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 5: if you brought that ye or you could.

677
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:40,879
Speaker 2: Also bring along a real life human being, because that's

678
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:43,840
Speaker 2: what one of our listeners, Chavon, did, She brought a

679
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 2: real person on her first date with her.

680
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:48,600
Speaker 3: You make it sound like an accessory, Jeffrey.

681
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 2: She it's possible, Chavon. What's up? Were they out of

682
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:54,920
Speaker 2: inflatable Yoda's that day or what was the thinking there?

683
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:59,320
Speaker 16: Honestly, I hadn't even thought about going that route, and

684
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 16: I know if but I'm just getting into online dating

685
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 16: and I'm just like trying to be super careful.

686
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 3: So yeah, so make a note of inflatable Yoda's.

687
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 4: So he just did, I see who did you bring go?

688
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,319
Speaker 4: Is it a friend a stranger?

689
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:17,920
Speaker 17: It's one of my good friends. In hindsight, maybe she

690
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 17: wasn't like the best choice.

691
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 3: Definitely gone with a bodyguard instead.

692
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:26,799
Speaker 2: So before we get to the friend, can you tell

693
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 2: us about the guy that you went out with? What's

694
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 2: his deal?

695
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:29,839
Speaker 11: Yeah?

696
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 17: He was super cool, like not somebody I would normally

697
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,320
Speaker 17: go after. His name is Joel.

698
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 3: Does that mean what was different about him?

699
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:42,880
Speaker 13: Because he's a bald guy and that's but I actually told.

700
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 2: Him that and oh no, wait what you told him

701
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,360
Speaker 2: online that you're not into bald dudes?

702
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 13: Yeah, that I'm usually not.

703
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:53,319
Speaker 17: I'm just trying to be like honest, you know.

704
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 9: That's what.

705
00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 5: He liked it.

706
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:59,480
Speaker 2: Obviously, he went sometimes I swipe right on people just

707
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:00,719
Speaker 2: to tell them, no, you're not.

708
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 13: Weird.

709
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:06,799
Speaker 3: What was his response when you said that to him?

710
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,360
Speaker 17: Well, that's what was so great is he was like,

711
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 17: I make up for it in other areas. He said,

712
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 17: my armpit hair is three times longer than.

713
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 4: That's good.

714
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 2: I mean that a jokers, it's funny to some people.

715
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,360
Speaker 4: I guess, like instant rejected.

716
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,320
Speaker 17: I mean he made me laugh and I figured that

717
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 17: I would give it a try, so I said yes

718
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,319
Speaker 17: when he invited me to go get dinner with him.

719
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 3: Okay, I was.

720
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 17: Nervous, though, that's the same when you're new to this,

721
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,840
Speaker 17: like meeting someone, and I mean there's all kinds of

722
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 17: like scary stories and as a guy, we're creepy.

723
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,479
Speaker 6: Like share a location. I don't like bring a friend

724
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:49,360
Speaker 6: to the location and.

725
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 5: A text, And hadn't you chatted with this guy for

726
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 5: long enough to feel somewhat safe?

727
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:59,479
Speaker 17: I know, but you just hear about like people getting

728
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:00,360
Speaker 17: cats and I.

729
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 6: Was like, I don't know, dude, he's fald He's not

730
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 6: gonna catfish.

731
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 2: Maybe his underarm was a catfish situation. He said, But

732
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 2: how did it go when you met up with him?

733
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:14,359
Speaker 13: Yeah?

734
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 17: Well, I mean that's the thing, Like, okay, so I

735
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 17: brought my friend like just this is security measure, and

736
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:22,280
Speaker 17: I did not tell him about it beforehand.

737
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:25,359
Speaker 6: Why would you not tell him?

738
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:26,800
Speaker 7: What was his reaction?

739
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 17: Well, okay, so I showed up early and I was

740
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 17: like talking with her at the bar, but I didn't

741
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,879
Speaker 17: see that he was already there. So he came over

742
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:38,280
Speaker 17: and he said hi, and I introduced him to my friend, Saltine.

743
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:41,440
Speaker 3: Saltine. Did you say Saltine like the Cracker?

744
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 9: Yeah?

745
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:46,840
Speaker 3: Okay, that's her real name? Or is that a nickname?

746
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 17: That's her real name?

747
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 4: It could be a good thing.

748
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:52,440
Speaker 3: If you see an extra woman there, I would have

749
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,360
Speaker 3: been like, oh is this some other situation?

750
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 2: Yeah? I was curious, like is Saltine hot? Is it

751
00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:58,880
Speaker 2: possible that she distracted.

752
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 3: Just really she's very white.

753
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 17: Yeah, yeah, I mean she's really cute. And Joel were

754
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 17: really polite about it. I think he was definitely surprised,

755
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 17: but he was just kind of going along with it.

756
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:17,399
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, so you and Joel and Saltine all sat

757
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 2: down together for dinner.

758
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,640
Speaker 17: Well, we had a drink at the bar, and then

759
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,360
Speaker 17: the host came to tell us that our table was ready,

760
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 17: and he asked if we could get another chair. Yeah,

761
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 17: but I had said no, like I wanted to eat

762
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:34,839
Speaker 17: with him alone and Pultine could just stay at the bar.

763
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:39,399
Speaker 3: She's gonna sit alone. Why would she just go home?

764
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,720
Speaker 3: At that point, He's still hovering broke.

765
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:45,440
Speaker 17: I mean, she's like really outgoing, you know. I mean

766
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:48,880
Speaker 17: she makes friends like everywhere we go. She's like very talkative,

767
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 17: and I don't know she was already there.

768
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:51,719
Speaker 9: Great.

769
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:53,279
Speaker 10: I think most people will be like, sure, I'll just

770
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 10: stay here, have another drink, some food.

771
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:58,880
Speaker 2: She'll keep an eye on you from a distance. A

772
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 2: good time was the one on one time with Joel, so.

773
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,840
Speaker 17: It was really nice. But she came over to like

774
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,359
Speaker 17: check on us, which was not part of the deal

775
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:07,879
Speaker 17: at all.

776
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 3: I did not know, So why was that so bad though,

777
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 3: I mean, like everybody already.

778
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:17,279
Speaker 2: Knows she's probably lonely though sitting over there.

779
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,360
Speaker 3: At that point, is that when Joel's like mood changed.

780
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 17: I mean she like went back to the bar, but

781
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 17: then she was texting me like, hey, we need to

782
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 17: leave now. And he handled it well.

783
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,319
Speaker 13: But then after the date, I sent him.

784
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:36,880
Speaker 17: A message and I told him that I wanted to

785
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:40,799
Speaker 17: hang out again, and I got no reply. I feel

786
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 17: like I came across as such a weirdo.

787
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 11: You know you did well.

788
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:45,759
Speaker 3: You brought Saltine with you.

789
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:50,359
Speaker 4: Friend reason.

790
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,920
Speaker 13: Yeah, so I don't know what the reason is exactly,

791
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:55,919
Speaker 13: but like it's been a little while now and I've

792
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 13: jumped back in the dating pool and I've gone out

793
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,759
Speaker 13: with different guys, but no one is a worse he was,

794
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:03,720
Speaker 13: and I really like him crawling back.

795
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 3: To the ball, all right, So you couldn't find a

796
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:07,839
Speaker 3: better option. We're gonna call him.

797
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:11,800
Speaker 2: That's as good as we can do.

798
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 9: Now.

799
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 4: We can have Saltine on a third line.

800
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:16,960
Speaker 2: No, I don't think so, we're gonna play a song.

801
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,880
Speaker 2: We'll come back. We'll call Joel and try and get

802
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:21,319
Speaker 2: your second date update, and then tomorrow we'll do an

803
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 2: awkward Tuesday phone call with Saltine.

804
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:25,400
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm into it.

805
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:28,239
Speaker 2: I'm just kidding. Let's do the second date update, next

806
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 2: second date update. Some strange names that we've heard on

807
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 2: this show before include Latig Gray, who you might remember

808
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:43,279
Speaker 2: had more than sixteen tiger tattoos on his body. It

809
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:45,239
Speaker 2: was a huge tiger enthusiast.

810
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 3: Which game first the name or.

811
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 2: We also had a young lady named Elizabeth, not Elizabeth,

812
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 2: Elizabeth third with an E R at the end.

813
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 3: It's a difficult one.

814
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 2: It was interesting for when Brooke was trying to make

815
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:02,280
Speaker 2: a point saying now Elizabeth.

816
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:06,719
Speaker 3: Or I stuttered at the end.

817
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 2: And now we have a new person on the phone.

818
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 2: They're actually not on with us here, but she's a

819
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:15,440
Speaker 2: large part of the story. Her name is Saltine.

820
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:16,440
Speaker 3: I'll forget.

821
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:20,880
Speaker 2: Saltine tagged along on the date with our listener Chaven,

822
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,400
Speaker 2: who was nervous about going on an online date for

823
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 2: the very first time, and so while she was over

824
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 2: at dinner with her date Joel, Saltine sat over it

825
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 2: by the bar, just spying on them the entire time

826
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 2: until she had enough and actually marched up to the

827
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:41,080
Speaker 2: table and embarrassed Chavn. So now it's been almost a

828
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 2: month and Chavon's hoping to get back again with Joel Chavan,

829
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 2: Do you have any last words before we reach out

830
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:46,080
Speaker 2: to him.

831
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 18: I know I messed up when I took Saltine, but

832
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 18: I really like this guy, like he is like the

833
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 18: best thing, especially to what I've been going out with since.

834
00:41:58,480 --> 00:41:59,360
Speaker 15: He's awesome.

835
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:01,080
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, he's awesome.

836
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:03,800
Speaker 2: And it was also all Teen's fault. We'll just blame

837
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:04,319
Speaker 2: it on her.

838
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:05,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.

839
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:06,640
Speaker 10: If you can blame it on her and then you

840
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:08,839
Speaker 10: just say you're so awesome, I regret everything I think

841
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 10: is an easy piece.

842
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:11,799
Speaker 2: Maybe there's a whole different reason though. Let's just call

843
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 2: Joel and see what he has to say. You ready, Oh,

844
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:17,840
Speaker 2: oh my god? All deep breath, Here we go.

845
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 9: Hello.

846
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:32,839
Speaker 2: Hey is this Joel? Uh? Yeah, hey Joel. My name

847
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:35,319
Speaker 2: is jeff from a morning radio show that you may

848
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:36,919
Speaker 2: have heard of called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

849
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:41,799
Speaker 9: Uh yeah, I think I've heard of you, guys.

850
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,840
Speaker 3: Cool, Thank you for the good review.

851
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 2: We've heard it.

852
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:45,879
Speaker 14: Yeah.

853
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:47,560
Speaker 2: The funny thing is we heard of you too.

854
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, good things too about you, Joel.

855
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:54,040
Speaker 2: We heard it from somebody that you went out on

856
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 2: a date with a little while ago named chavn.

857
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:03,279
Speaker 3: Oh you do remember she said, like thirty days, like

858
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 3: a month ago, that you guys went out.

859
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's been a punt.

860
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:09,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, getting hints from the tone of your

861
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 2: voice that it wasn't the best date for you, but

862
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 2: we kind of knew that.

863
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:17,360
Speaker 9: Yeah, uh no it was not.

864
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:20,400
Speaker 3: Was it funny? You laughed?

865
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:26,320
Speaker 9: It's just uh So we went out to dinner like

866
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:28,880
Speaker 9: a month ago, and when I went out with her,

867
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 9: she ended up bringing her friend on the date.

868
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:34,880
Speaker 2: You remember her friend's name.

869
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 9: Yeah, Saltine, Yeah, the one. I thought it was crazy

870
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 9: because when we matched online, I thought her name was beautiful.

871
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 9: I love the name Shavon. And then on the date

872
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 9: she brings this friend named Saltine, and I'm just like,

873
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:49,920
Speaker 9: this is the most absurd thing I've ever heard of

874
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:50,319
Speaker 9: my life.

875
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 2: Chavan said that you seem to be really cool with it.

876
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 2: You were able to basically roll with the evening, which

877
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 2: is awesome. How did it go?

878
00:43:58,040 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 9: I didn't want to be a about it. It was

879
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:02,280
Speaker 9: weird having another person there. But next so I suggested

880
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:05,279
Speaker 9: it was get a table for three and Schavan just

881
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 9: said she's gonna sit at the bar and watch us. Yeah,

882
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 9: immediately red flag. So somebody who's gonna watch us?

883
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:21,719
Speaker 2: Okay, you're not in that lifestyle, chaperone, Yeah, because I

884
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 2: mean I I do enjoy watching. Sometimes couples get in

885
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 2: you watch. Yeah, it's fun for all.

886
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:30,440
Speaker 9: I'm just not into that voyeuristic lifestyle.

887
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:35,480
Speaker 3: Why she was watching come to us?

888
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 4: Just wait, you're not.

889
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 2: But Chavan told us that Saltine is kind of a

890
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 2: like a fun type, like a outgoing social girl.

891
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:46,880
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, she she seemed pretty cool again, like I

892
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 9: thought we would sit together. But yeah, yeah, I was

893
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 9: sitting alone. Only last about twenty minutes, because then Saltine

894
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:58,320
Speaker 9: is like stumbling over to the table at some point.

895
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,839
Speaker 4: She's drunk, clearly drunk a bar.

896
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:02,800
Speaker 6: What is she supposed to do?

897
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 3: Twenty minutes left, and then she.

898
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:11,960
Speaker 9: Starts coming at me saying how I'm the unlucky one

899
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 9: that I didn't match with her, that he's the fun

900
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 9: one that can.

901
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 3: Is boring sitting there while she's totally no.

902
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 9: Chavon had gone up to go to the bathroom.

903
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 3: That's even.

904
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 2: So you're with Saltine now she's the fun one.

905
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 9: No, I'm not with Saltine. I'm not with any of them.

906
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 3: And that sex for Chavon.

907
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,279
Speaker 5: She thinks she's bringing her most trusted friend with her

908
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:39,720
Speaker 5: to help her out, and she's like to try.

909
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 6: To steal her.

910
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:40,960
Speaker 4: May I look.

911
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 9: Ten minutes later, Saltine is getting like carted out of

912
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 9: the bar. She was getting kicked out or but off,

913
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 9: and Chevan takes care of her. She orders her an

914
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 9: uber to get her home. So we just decided to

915
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:57,560
Speaker 9: call it early and I drove her home. And I

916
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:01,759
Speaker 9: don't like to judge people off their friends, but like, yeah,

917
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:05,320
Speaker 9: this was the pretty big red flag.

918
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:07,240
Speaker 4: That's the worry.

919
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:08,920
Speaker 3: That's gonna be hard for her to hear.

920
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:13,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, actually she's already kind of heard that, Joel, because

921
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:16,359
Speaker 2: I didn't let you know this before. But Chavon has

922
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:19,319
Speaker 2: actually been on the other line listening this entire time. Wow,

923
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:22,719
Speaker 2: just spying in on the conversation like Saltine did. And

924
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:24,840
Speaker 2: now she wants to jump in and talk to you.

925
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 13: Yeah, Hi, did you know that, Cheffon?

926
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 3: No, No, I had no idea.

927
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 5: I had no.

928
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:37,319
Speaker 9: Idea, chevn You know what, I don't have any idea

929
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 9: about how did she get my number? What?

930
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:44,839
Speaker 4: Who got your number, Saltine, What what do you mean?

931
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:49,440
Speaker 9: She's texting me apologizing about that night, saying how sorry

932
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:51,800
Speaker 9: she was, like begging me to go back out with

933
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:54,680
Speaker 9: you so much that she offered me money.

934
00:46:55,040 --> 00:47:02,280
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, she wants to say you yoking something

935
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:03,880
Speaker 5: in your pamp Is that what's going on?

936
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 2: Oh God, she sounds like she's a stable person.

937
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:10,440
Speaker 15: I don't even really know what to say. I mean,

938
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:14,280
Speaker 15: I'm imagining that she probably got your number through my phone.

939
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:18,400
Speaker 15: I obviously didn't give it to her, And like, this

940
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:21,400
Speaker 15: is not a representation of how I am as a

941
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:22,759
Speaker 15: person at all.

942
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:26,799
Speaker 18: Like I had no idea that she would backst at

943
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 18: me like this and.

944
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 5: Talking her about her when she was in the bathroom,

945
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:33,440
Speaker 5: that was totally backstading.

946
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:36,359
Speaker 2: What about the part where she tried to fix the relationship,

947
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 2: It was like, you should go out.

948
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 15: It's not okay that she did that. She should have

949
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 15: stayed out of it.

950
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,399
Speaker 19: Like she made enough of a mess when she came

951
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:47,440
Speaker 19: over to the table, Like maybe I would have had

952
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:49,840
Speaker 19: a chance had she not been such a creep and

953
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:52,840
Speaker 19: then stolen your number out of my phone, trying to

954
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 19: pay you to go out with me, Like that's so

955
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:55,839
Speaker 19: messed up.

956
00:47:56,600 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know that she asked me out, No wait,

957
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 5: via text or when when she was drunk at the bar.

958
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:07,719
Speaker 9: She texted me like last week asking if i'd be

959
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 9: her date to some like dental hygienis ball.

960
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:11,759
Speaker 11: Oh she is.

961
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 15: I mean she's wild and crazy and like I've seen

962
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,719
Speaker 15: her do some shady stuff, but like, I never thought

963
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 15: she would do something like this to me.

964
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 5: And I bet you've been talking to her about how

965
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:28,520
Speaker 5: much you've been thinking about Joel and about how you

966
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:29,959
Speaker 5: wish you could go out with him again.

967
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 3: Like that is hard to hear.

968
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 5: Let's not fight, let's just yeah.

969
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 2: I think to me, it sounds like Chavn is on

970
00:48:44,719 --> 00:48:48,400
Speaker 2: the brink of cutting Saltine out of her life permanently.

971
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:49,760
Speaker 3: Which may not be bad.

972
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:56,880
Speaker 2: So with Oh my god, I don't know if that's true, Savon,

973
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 2: But if it is, Joel, now that Saltine is out

974
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:02,719
Speaker 2: of the picture, would you be willing to go out

975
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 2: with Chavon just by herself? She's the stable one.

976
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:07,359
Speaker 4: The boring one.

977
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, have a nice right now, sorry, a boring gluten

978
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:15,360
Speaker 2: free date with and we'll pay for it.

979
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 9: Ill. No, No, you know they're best friends. It's hard

980
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:23,680
Speaker 9: to just like best friend, not my best friend.

981
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 15: Like I know, I know I messed up. I know

982
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 15: that it was super weird and creepy what I did.

983
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:31,800
Speaker 15: I was nervous because it was my first time online dating.

984
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:34,480
Speaker 15: But I really like you and I would just appreciate

985
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:35,800
Speaker 15: just one more chance.

986
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:36,720
Speaker 11: Please.

987
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 15: I swear to God, Sultine's not going to be there.

988
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 15: She's not going to be anywhere near me ever. Again, honestly,

989
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:45,960
Speaker 15: I'm not crazy like her, and I was just really like,

990
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:48,320
Speaker 15: I just lost my best friend. Like, please let this

991
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:51,160
Speaker 15: be some sort of like consolation rise.

992
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 2: Joel, Saltine will not be anywhere on your date, but

993
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 2: she will still be tracking your phone, So just keep

994
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 2: that in. But I say, give Chavon one more chance.

995
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:04,000
Speaker 6: I got to say yes to.

996
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:04,640
Speaker 2: That, Joel.

997
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 9: Yeah, particular.

998
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:22,240
Speaker 11: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

999
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:26,840
Speaker 2: You see it in all the sports films and war movies,

1000
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 2: even in the Magic Mic series, every hero has a

1001
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:35,839
Speaker 2: moment right before the big climactic event where he desperately

1002
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:41,360
Speaker 2: needs to be inspired by his coach, his mentor his general,

1003
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:47,480
Speaker 2: whoever it is. And so right here before my big song, Alexis,

1004
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:52,239
Speaker 2: I'm turning to you. Once the music starts, I need

1005
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:55,680
Speaker 2: you to give me your very best halftime pep talk

1006
00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:59,919
Speaker 2: with wise words and dramatic pow.

1007
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:06,960
Speaker 6: Jeff, you're gonna sing so good today. Yeah, it'll be

1008
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:10,920
Speaker 6: super fun. And just hit the octaves, really high ones

1009
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:11,960
Speaker 6: and the low ones.

1010
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:15,719
Speaker 15: You know of them because you can, because you're a

1011
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:18,440
Speaker 15: rich kid, because they can do whatever right.

1012
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 2: And tell me, nobody believes in me. I believe in you, Jeff,

1013
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:24,279
Speaker 2: but nobody else does, right.

1014
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:28,799
Speaker 6: I can talk everybody well, fake smile regardless.

1015
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:29,160
Speaker 9: You know.

1016
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:32,400
Speaker 6: You got it, Jeff.

1017
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 2: Did you just pull that quote from Friday Night Lights?

1018
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 2: That was amazing?

1019
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:39,280
Speaker 6: Yes, Jef, I think the rich kid part was really.

1020
00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:42,839
Speaker 2: Sung to my soul. Now I can sing my soul

1021
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:46,920
Speaker 2: to you with my It's coming up right after this.

1022
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 2: It is time for my song of the week. Yeah,

1023
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:54,720
Speaker 2: and this is the first time ever. I'm not gonna

1024
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 2: do it.

1025
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 3: You're gonna do the song?

1026
00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 2: What I'm not gonna sing?

1027
00:51:59,320 --> 00:51:59,920
Speaker 3: Are you quoting?

1028
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:00,319
Speaker 9: Jeff?

1029
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:01,880
Speaker 3: Are you sing? You have a Santa hat on?

1030
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:02,040
Speaker 9: Like?

1031
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:03,759
Speaker 6: Yeah, Well it's time.

1032
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it's time, But I'm not gonna sing.

1033
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,640
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lip sync. I'm not gonna yodel or

1034
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:12,759
Speaker 2: sea shanty. I am not going to be a part

1035
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:15,719
Speaker 2: of it at all. What I know, going back over

1036
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,480
Speaker 2: a decade, I have sang every single Friday. I have

1037
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 2: butchered hundreds of great songs.

1038
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:22,239
Speaker 3: We break you.

1039
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:27,160
Speaker 2: I've offended dozens of artists and their labels, and part

1040
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:31,640
Speaker 2: of that truly has given me great joy. So I'll

1041
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:35,480
Speaker 2: admit that. But I am not retiring. But I'm not

1042
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:36,600
Speaker 2: gonna sing what are.

1043
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 3: You gonna do?

1044
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:37,120
Speaker 2: That?

1045
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 3: I don't see like a saxophone line around? It was

1046
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:41,400
Speaker 3: a trumpet solo.

1047
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 11: Are you no?

1048
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 2: Instead, I am going to be passing my song hat,

1049
00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:56,560
Speaker 2: both metaphorically and physically to one. Jose gonna say, I

1050
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:59,319
Speaker 2: am taking off my Santa hat, giving it a hymn

1051
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:03,880
Speaker 2: because we've actually been planning this all week long. We

1052
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:07,040
Speaker 2: have tried to keep it a secret, and I am

1053
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 2: excited for this. Jose, tell the world for the first

1054
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:14,280
Speaker 2: time doing the song of the week by yourself, by yourself.

1055
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:16,360
Speaker 2: What are you gonna be singing?

1056
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:16,640
Speaker 9: Well?

1057
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:19,440
Speaker 10: Last week, Jeff, you did a medley of Christmas.

1058
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:23,279
Speaker 2: Songs, and while you killed it, I destroyed those songs. Yes,

1059
00:53:23,719 --> 00:53:26,120
Speaker 2: unlistenable now, but in my head, my.

1060
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:28,080
Speaker 4: Phone tap characters are starting to get jealous.

1061
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 3: You know what I say is your phone characters. I

1062
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:32,240
Speaker 3: am so excited.

1063
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:34,480
Speaker 2: This is Jose's moment. Try not to steal it.

1064
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:35,720
Speaker 3: You're excited.

1065
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:36,760
Speaker 6: I'm so excited.

1066
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,240
Speaker 4: Clover and Stoner, Max and Rolando.

1067
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:41,760
Speaker 10: They all love the holidays and they all have holiday

1068
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:44,640
Speaker 10: messages that they want to get out. Yes, Jo, that's

1069
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 10: why today I'm going to be doing a Christmas medley

1070
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:52,839
Speaker 10: featuring my phone tap yo.

1071
00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, I may get seduced by Rolando in

1072
00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:59,319
Speaker 3: a so leave the room.

1073
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:02,879
Speaker 2: This is unprecedented for our show.

1074
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:06,960
Speaker 4: So I'm excited and nervous and anxious.

1075
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:07,080
Speaker 13: And all of it.

1076
00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:08,880
Speaker 2: You are taking the reins for the song of the

1077
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:14,239
Speaker 2: week for today. Thrilled, I feel free. So how do

1078
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:15,879
Speaker 2: you want to start this, Jose? What do you want

1079
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 2: to do?

1080
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:19,400
Speaker 10: Okay, So you usually start out with a point, and

1081
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:22,239
Speaker 10: I know you're passing the hat, but I will never

1082
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:23,920
Speaker 10: take the sacred point.

1083
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:28,280
Speaker 4: Oh way, So, Jeffrey, I would like you to point

1084
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:29,080
Speaker 4: to cue me.

1085
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:31,440
Speaker 2: Okay, I will start it off, and then you're going

1086
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:34,160
Speaker 2: to take over. Here we go, all right, all right,

1087
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 2: let's do it.

1088
00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:36,000
Speaker 9: Point.

1089
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:46,319
Speaker 2: The weather outside is smoky.

1090
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:49,640
Speaker 4: Oh wait, I'm singing carpool karaokey.

1091
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:52,880
Speaker 2: I forgot to roll down my window.

1092
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:58,279
Speaker 1: There it goes, there, it goes, there we go. I

1093
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:04,080
Speaker 1: hear someone talking. They ask if my burrito needs walking.

1094
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:09,400
Speaker 1: I recognize this place and smell, holy crap. How do

1095
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:10,680
Speaker 1: I get the taco bell?

1096
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:21,800
Speaker 20: Have your cell a merry little court case? Oh hope,

1097
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:29,719
Speaker 20: jor Bell's not deny. From now on, you have some

1098
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:31,840
Speaker 20: new amigos on the.

1099
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:45,479
Speaker 21: Inside and in our cell. I'm making you my vast time.

1100
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:50,160
Speaker 2: Hey, you're mind, no fool like?

1101
00:55:50,239 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 13: I love you.

1102
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:51,360
Speaker 2: Merry Christmas?

1103
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:52,440
Speaker 9: No bright.

1104
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 2: Police touch my bob JS please touch my.

1105
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:08,200
Speaker 22: Bodh James, at least touch my bod or down with

1106
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:13,600
Speaker 22: oil like. Oh I'm a spongish god. Please touch my box,

1107
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:20,320
Speaker 22: Please touch my bond. Please Palise touch my bond or

1108
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:23,120
Speaker 22: I leave, make eye contact and give me a nod.

1109
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:27,560
Speaker 4: I got a female on my wash.

1110
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:30,839
Speaker 10: Least usually only my mom give me chances.

1111
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:34,160
Speaker 3: At least that's what I asked for. Sannah's wash lest on.

1112
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:35,640
Speaker 7: My bottom, my.

1113
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:41,800
Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on, okay, much.

1114
00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:51,160
Speaker 14: Better, toushing fruit of snow with tangos all all around.

1115
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:54,400
Speaker 14: I haven't stood in three four weeks. I'm on me

1116
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:57,839
Speaker 14: crawling on a ground I just pulled a granite ring

1117
00:56:58,239 --> 00:57:01,279
Speaker 14: before I tossed it with all my mom Then I

1118
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:01,880
Speaker 14: saw a.

1119
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:04,480
Speaker 4: Red suit and realized Senna coast tonight.

1120
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:07,520
Speaker 11: Oh that's not good.

1121
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:13,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, comes cramp piss Here comes cramp piss out?

1122
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:14,440
Speaker 2: Does he pizza?

1123
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:15,000
Speaker 11: Hell?

1124
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:18,640
Speaker 22: He's going to take out our luzzy children who won't

1125
00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:23,240
Speaker 22: behaving val He will crush them and eat their insides,

1126
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:25,040
Speaker 22: all while grinding their bones.

1127
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:27,400
Speaker 2: Don't forget to leave.

1128
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:29,640
Speaker 3: Him be so he will eventually leave your home.

1129
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:33,760
Speaker 22: Merry Christmas, everyone from all lose he vote down percause

1130
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:36,840
Speaker 22: we love you and we love Hussey.

1131
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:38,760
Speaker 4: It's doing such a good job, you guys.

1132
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:44,120
Speaker 3: That's one of the Jeffrey Christmas.

1133
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 4: Wow, thank you, thank you.

1134
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:52,200
Speaker 11: Oh my god, this is so fun.

1135
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:54,320
Speaker 3: Loved it.

1136
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:54,880
Speaker 17: Yeah.

1137
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:57,000
Speaker 4: I don't know why jeff complains about this all the time.

1138
00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:57,600
Speaker 7: This is great.

1139
00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 2: In fact, I vote that you do the song of

1140
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:03,160
Speaker 2: the Week every Friday for the next thirty years.

1141
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:04,760
Speaker 4: Okay, let's not Yeah.

1142
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:07,960
Speaker 5: Next in seventy eight five nights two christ is present

1143
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:08,680
Speaker 5: to everyone.

1144
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:12,160
Speaker 2: Tell us what you thought about Jose's song of the Week.

1145
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:14,880
Speaker 2: We're gonna post the video up on all of our

1146
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:17,200
Speaker 2: socials at Brook and Jeffrey will have the lyrics there

1147
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:19,560
Speaker 2: and everything, and thank you to Jose and all of

1148
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:20,600
Speaker 2: his phone tap character.

1149
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:22,960
Speaker 3: You're well go okay, we could leave Steady Eddie out

1150
00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:23,439
Speaker 3: next time.

1151
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:26,200
Speaker 4: And I don't get a care for.

1152
00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:31,240
Speaker 5: Really ruined my Rolando moments, your song.

1153
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:41,880
Speaker 11: Of the week, Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning, Eric

1154
00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:42,520
Speaker 11: is back.

1155
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:46,200
Speaker 2: It's his fifth time playing. He is oh three and

1156
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:50,280
Speaker 2: one all time against you, and Eric says his goal

1157
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:54,320
Speaker 2: is to beat Brooke one time and then he will

1158
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:57,680
Speaker 2: retire and we will never have to hear from him

1159
00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:01,240
Speaker 2: ever again, not for this segment, out for future segments.

1160
00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:04,560
Speaker 2: Not if we're giving away ten thousand dollars cash and

1161
00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:07,920
Speaker 2: we say call in to win, he will not do it.

1162
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:10,160
Speaker 3: Oh, Eric, that's your crowd.

1163
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:13,160
Speaker 2: Eric, we want your dreams to come true today. Welcome back.

1164
00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:14,280
Speaker 2: That's right.

1165
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:17,640
Speaker 3: I like Eric, He's always fun to play with. Yeah,

1166
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:19,400
Speaker 3: I hope I beat you so you can come back

1167
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:19,919
Speaker 3: on the show.

1168
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:23,960
Speaker 2: No, he's sick of us too, So let's un brek

1169
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,040
Speaker 2: out of the studio and get this done. You got

1170
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:28,440
Speaker 2: thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If

1171
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:29,880
Speaker 2: you don't know when, you could say pass, but you

1172
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:31,440
Speaker 2: have to beat broke out right if you want to win?

1173
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:32,360
Speaker 2: Are you ready?

1174
00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:33,640
Speaker 9: Let's try it?

1175
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:36,800
Speaker 2: All right? Good luck? Your time starts now. Today is

1176
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:39,320
Speaker 2: ice cream day at what fast food chain? Would you

1177
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:41,200
Speaker 2: find an ice cream treat called a blizzard?

1178
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:43,960
Speaker 9: Wendy's Dairy Queen?

1179
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:47,520
Speaker 2: In which sea is the island country of Malta located in.

1180
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:49,680
Speaker 9: Caspian.

1181
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:53,120
Speaker 2: The portable corridor used by passengers to board a plane

1182
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:53,760
Speaker 2: is called what.

1183
00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:57,720
Speaker 9: Uh pass?

1184
00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:01,920
Speaker 2: The first Jaws movie came out in what decade? In

1185
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:04,200
Speaker 2: auto racing? What color flag does a driver get if

1186
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:10,680
Speaker 2: he or she is disqualified? Okay? I would say Eric

1187
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:14,000
Speaker 2: did kind of medium performance on that one. We'll find

1188
01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:16,560
Speaker 2: we'll see if it's enough to beat Brook. Here, she's

1189
01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:19,840
Speaker 2: coming back into the studio. But apparently our producer asked

1190
01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:23,320
Speaker 2: what holiday traditions Eric has, and he says he does

1191
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:27,800
Speaker 2: exactly what Brooke does. Find the pickle? Oh yeah, And

1192
01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:30,600
Speaker 2: I do need to remind you that this is a

1193
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:33,640
Speaker 2: family show. Eric Brook has a couple of versions of

1194
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:35,400
Speaker 2: that game. I hope that you're going to tell us

1195
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:37,240
Speaker 2: the same family friendly version.

1196
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:44,800
Speaker 3: The kids are write down, you know, sometimes, what's.

1197
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:46,000
Speaker 2: What's your version of the game?

1198
01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:46,320
Speaker 9: Eric?

1199
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:49,600
Speaker 2: Well, we have an adult version in a kid version,

1200
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:55,439
Speaker 2: adults have to find a smaller pickle, larger.

1201
01:00:57,160 --> 01:00:59,840
Speaker 5: Tiny our pickles for the kids. Even we use the

1202
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:01,560
Speaker 5: you got to make them work, dude.

1203
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:02,880
Speaker 4: You gotta get some little pickle chips.

1204
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:04,320
Speaker 3: Then, I mean that's the whole point.

1205
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:06,080
Speaker 5: You give them an hour, You get an hour of

1206
01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:08,320
Speaker 5: free time while they look for this dang pickle.

1207
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:10,400
Speaker 7: You just bury it in the yard.

1208
01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:13,439
Speaker 9: Well, my stepmom really likes her tree and the kids

1209
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:15,000
Speaker 9: kind of go a little ham on it.

1210
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:19,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, yeah, that's fun.

1211
01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:21,560
Speaker 3: That's why you don't have nice things. I don't have

1212
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:22,160
Speaker 3: nice things.

1213
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:23,920
Speaker 2: And it's not Christmas if we're not telling you that

1214
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:26,040
Speaker 2: you're doing it a little bit wrong. So Eric, get

1215
01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:28,840
Speaker 2: better at your pickle games. It's brook turn. Are you ready?

1216
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:29,120
Speaker 9: Yes?

1217
01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:32,360
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. Today is ice cream Day? At

1218
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:34,640
Speaker 2: what fast food chain would you find an ice cream

1219
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:35,760
Speaker 2: treat called a blizzard?

1220
01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:36,000
Speaker 9: Oh?

1221
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:36,800
Speaker 3: H dairy queen?

1222
01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:40,280
Speaker 2: In which sea is the island country of Malta.

1223
01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:42,760
Speaker 3: Located in Malta? Is it in the Atlantic?

1224
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:46,440
Speaker 2: The portable corridor used by passengers to board a plane

1225
01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:51,520
Speaker 2: is called what uh the runway? The first Jaws movie

1226
01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:55,120
Speaker 2: came out in what decade seventies? In auto racing, what

1227
01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:57,560
Speaker 2: color flag does a driver get if he or she

1228
01:01:57,840 --> 01:01:58,920
Speaker 2: is disqualified?

1229
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:05,320
Speaker 3: Ooh red, Oh, I don't know.

1230
01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:07,360
Speaker 2: This is gonna be a close one today. We're gonna

1231
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:08,760
Speaker 2: head on over to the scoreboard to see how you

1232
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:10,960
Speaker 2: both did with Jose supposed to back.

1233
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:12,680
Speaker 4: Me up and go get me juice boxes when I

1234
01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:14,560
Speaker 4: tell you now, go get me a juice box.

1235
01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:17,000
Speaker 2: Blanos, that's gonna be me as a dad.

1236
01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:19,440
Speaker 4: Eric, you got to correct today.

1237
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:25,120
Speaker 5: Oh I'm frustrated because he said what sea and I

1238
01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:26,280
Speaker 5: said Atlantic Ocean.

1239
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:29,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was obviously that was the hints that I missed.

1240
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:32,840
Speaker 2: Pretty stupid. Guess that weak that brook?

1241
01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:36,640
Speaker 4: Eric got too and you got Also.

1242
01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:43,480
Speaker 2: Eric, you can't retire yet another tie does go to

1243
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:45,840
Speaker 2: the house on this. Let's go over the answers for everybody.

1244
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:48,280
Speaker 2: It's ice cream day. You'd find a blizzard at the

1245
01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:49,720
Speaker 2: fast food chain dairy queen.

1246
01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:51,200
Speaker 3: I like when we start easy like that.

1247
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:54,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, the island country of Malta would be located in

1248
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:58,920
Speaker 2: the Mediterranean scene. Portable corridor that you used to get

1249
01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:02,000
Speaker 2: on a plane is called a jetway or a jet bridge.

1250
01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:04,000
Speaker 5: I was trying to think of the dumb and dumber line.

1251
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:05,800
Speaker 5: He's like, I fell off the Jetway again.

1252
01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:09,240
Speaker 2: Je First Jobs movie came out in the nineteen seventies.

1253
01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:12,120
Speaker 2: And in auto racing, if you get disqualified, they'll wave

1254
01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:18,000
Speaker 2: a black Flashy Eric, it was not enough to win,

1255
01:03:18,320 --> 01:03:20,520
Speaker 2: so you have to come back and play again soon.

1256
01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:23,400
Speaker 2: But the good news is just for playing, we are

1257
01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:25,800
Speaker 2: going to give you a fifty dollars gift card to Sephora.

1258
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:28,600
Speaker 2: At Sephora Bellvu Square, you can enjoy a shopping experience

1259
01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:31,160
Speaker 2: where all are welcome and what makes you unique is celebrated. Plus,

1260
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:33,080
Speaker 2: get your beauty in two hours when you buy online

1261
01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:35,200
Speaker 2: and pick up in store. Amazing.

1262
01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:36,880
Speaker 9: My wife will love it. And a shout out to

1263
01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:37,600
Speaker 9: the Giggle Gang.

1264
01:03:39,640 --> 01:03:42,760
Speaker 3: Your Giggle Gang member y onstream.

1265
01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:44,840
Speaker 1: You two can be have all the glory of being

1266
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:46,680
Speaker 1: in the Giggle just the whole group of little pickles

1267
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:47,520
Speaker 1: over there that you can.

1268
01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:49,080
Speaker 3: Just that means you have to go back to the

1269
01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:51,880
Speaker 3: Giggle Gang and tell them that you tied again. Oh yeah,

1270
01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:54,320
Speaker 3: Now it's going to be an embarrassing day for you.

1271
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:55,360
Speaker 9: Laugh.

1272
01:03:56,760 --> 01:03:57,480
Speaker 2: We are supportive.

1273
01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:00,480
Speaker 3: You cry together. I mean, if it's find.

1274
01:04:04,320 --> 01:04:05,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, We're going to talk to you again soon when

1275
01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:07,680
Speaker 2: you come back and try and beat Brook again. We're

1276
01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:10,000
Speaker 2: going to do wind Brooks Bucks same time on Monday,

1277
01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:11,960
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning